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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (2/25/25)

Round 2, Part 2!

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2 months ago

February 25, 2025

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 69

One side of the Bracket Finals are set, and now HPW sorts out the other side! Plus, Tali finally looks to settle things with the Gerudo Sisterhood!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Tali w/ Shabonne VS Buliara; Tali wins.
Bracket of Power Semifinal: Yunobo VS GANON; Ganon wins and advances.
Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Volga VS Ghirahim; Ghirahim wins and advances.
Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Fin Balure VS Hollywood ReDead; Fin wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

We’re one step closer to the finals, as just last night, we saw Militron, Sidon and Thunderbird stand tall. Yunobo and Ganon are themselves one step away from returning to the Triforce Tournament Triple Threat, and they face off as the epitome of Goron and Gerudo masculinity! Volga got past Zant in the opening round, but now he looks to complete his HyruleMania revenge here against Ghirahim! And then, the leaders of Arrow Club and UnderWorld Order battle to complete the brackets! Can #YunoBRO trump the Gerudo Ace? Will Volga have his vengeance? Can the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla make Hollywood ReDead’s new empire crumbles?

But first! There’s a grudge within the Gerudo Sisterhood that needs to be settled! The Dame of the Dunes betrayed her friends over feeling they were betraying her. She made sure Aveil lost the Eventide Challenge, then fought her, Buliara and Riju all in the Hyrule Warriors match. Tali would take her selfishness to another level by holding out until HPW met her demands: not only did she want a bigger payday, but she wanted a series of matches with the Gerudo Sisterhood. HPW gave in, and the series of “payback” matches begins tonight! Tali takes on Buliara in the physically strongest match-up, will Tali dominate? Or will her grudge be crushed already? HPW in Drenan Highlands, night two, begins now!

Tali w/ Shabonne VS Buliara!

Perhaps being a Sand Seal Racing Champion is why the Dame of the Dunes isn’t good at sharing the spotlight. Tali still shot first, so this “Gerudo Sisterhood Series” is about revenge for both sides! No more holding out, who will stand tall in the Highlands?

Tali is sending a statement even in her ring gear. She is wearing some pieces from her Gerudo Sisterhood attire and some from her original attire, but she’s splattered them all with black paint. The bell rings, the two stare down, and the fans chant, “TALI SUCKS! TALI SUCKS!” They step up and talk, and Buliara is very heated. Understandable, given Tali turned her back on everyone. Tali rolls her eyes, then she SHOVES Buliara! The fans boo, but then Buliara ROCKS Tali with a right hand! The fans fire up as Buliara throws more hands! Buliara has Tali in a corner, the ref counts, and Buliara stops at 4, to then ROCK Tali!

The fans fire up, the ref reprimands, but Buliara whips Tali corner to corner. Buliara then runs in, LARIATS Tali, then runs corner to corner again. Tali dodges and Buliara hits buckles hard! The fans boo while Buliara falls back, and Shabonne coaches Tali to stay on her. Tali storms up to stomp away on Buliara and the fans boo more. Tali drags Buliara up, CLUBS her on the back, then pushes her to ropes. Tali fires hands in return for earlier, but the ref counts and the fans boo. Tali stops at 4, then she kicks Buliara low! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Tali reels Buliara in for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Tali is annoyed, but she looms over Buliara. Tali talks trash, slaps Buliara in the back of the head, and the fans boo more. Buliara sits up, Tali clamps onto her, and has a seated COBRA TWIST! Buliara endures, the fans rally, but Tali thrashes Buliara around. Buliara still reaches out, kicks her way around, but Tali rolls her into a GROUND COBRA CRADLE! TWO! Buliara escapes, but Tali CLOBBERS her! The fans boo more but Tali tells them to shut up. Shabonne shouts, “RESPECT the Dame of the Dunes!” The fans boo even louder now, but Tali just waves at them dismissively. Tali drags Buliara up, but Buliara RAMS her low!

The fans rally as Buliara fires forearms, then whips. Tali reverses, but Buliara RAMS Tali! Tali staggers back, rebounds, but Buliara scoops for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Tali goes to ropes, Buliara rushes up, and Buliara LARIATS Tali up and out! The fans fire up and Shabonne freaks out as Tali flops on the floor! Buliara storms out after Tali, CLUBS her on the back, and the fans cheer. Buliara puts Tali back in the ring, goes to the apron, but Shabonne barks at her. The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Tali BLASTS Buliara off the apron! The fans boo more, but Tali soaks up the heat while Shabonne laughs at Buliara.

The ref checks on Buliara, she’s okay to continue, so a ring count begins. Buliara slowly rises up at 4 of 10, then makes it to the apron at 7. Buliara gets up, but Tali is right on her! Tali suplexes, but Buliara fights it! Buliara HOTSHOTS Tali away, Tali sputters and grabs at the ref, and Shabonne CLUBS Buliara in the leg with her fancy mic stand! The fans boo but Shabonne scurries away, and Tali storms back up. Tali goes up the ropes and deadlift SUPERPLEXES Buliara into the ring! The fans boo more, but Tali roars! Tali storms up on Buliara, gut wrenches her, but Buliara clings to Tali’s leg!

Tali CLUBS away on Buliara, gut wrenches her to a shoulder rack, but Buliara slips free! Buliara runs, rebounds, and SPEARS Tali!! The fans are thunderous while both Gerudo are down! The ref checks them both, they both stir, so a standing count starts. The fans rally as Tali and Buliara slowly sit up at 4 of 10, and then slowly stand at 8. Buliara fires a forearm! The fans cheer, but Tali comes back to fire a forearm of her own! The fans boo, but then Buliara fires another! Tali and Buliara go back and forth, the fans boo and cheer accordingly! The forearms pick up speed, and then it’s just fast ‘n’ furious haymakers!

The fans fire up again as Buliara gets the edge! Buliara winds up, but Tali ducks the haymaker! Tali waistlocks but Buliara fights the lift! Buliara throws elbows, Tali ducks one, but Buliara DDTS Tali! The fans rally behind Buliara as she fires up! Buliara aims from a corner, watches as Tali rises up, and Buliara runs in! But Tali sidesteps to send Buliara into the POST!! Shabonne cheers, the fans boo, but Tali drags Buliara out of the corner, torture racks, and then shifts into the shoulder rack and DOMINATOR!! Cover, Tali wins!

Winner: Tali, by pinfall

The fans are upset but Shabonne is all fired up! Tali has part one of her grudge satisfied, but will she complete the trifecta?

Bracket of Power Semifinal: Yunobo VS GANON!

Two truly powerful stars collide here in the penultimate round! But one major difference is that Yunobo won his Triforce Tournament Triple Threat! Will the third-generation Goron wrestler be on his way to a repeat performance? Or will he fail to trump the Gerudo Ace?

The bell rings and the fans rally up for “YU-NO-BRO! YU-NO-BRO!” Ganon scoffs, then slowly circles with Yunobo. They slowly approach, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and are in a deadlock! The fans rally, and Yunobo’s bulk actually gives him some leverage! Yunobo pushes Ganon back step by step, and he has Ganon on the ropes. The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Yunobo lets off quickly. The fans applaud again, but then Ganon storms right up on Yunobo. They tie up again, end up in another deadlock, and Yunobo pushes Ganon back again. Ganon turns things around to put Yunobo on the ropes already. The fans boo, the ref counts, but Ganon KNEES low as he lets off!

The fans boo even more and the ref reprimands. Ganon pie faces Yunobo, and says, “You were better with that stupid mask.” Ganon runs, but Yunobo runs up to RUN Ganon over! The fans fire up and even Ganon is surprised! Yunobo runs, Ganon stays low, so Yunobo jumps over. Ganon gets up to LARIAT Yunobo down! The fans boo, but Yunobo’s right to his feet! Ganon takes another swing but Yunobo ducks ‘n’ dodges, builds speed, and he CLOBBERS Ganon! The fans go wild as Ganon tumbles to the ropes! Ganon is pissed and gets out of the ring in frustration. The fans cheer Yunobo and he stands tall while Ganon glares at him.

Ganon storms right up to the apron and Yunobo watches him. The ref says for Ganon to get back in the ring, and he slowly steps inside. The two slowly circle, tie up, and Ganon headlocks Yunobo. Ganon grinds the hold, the fans rally, but Ganon punches Yunobo right in the head! The ref reprimands, but Ganon turns Yunobo around to ROCK him with a haymaker! Yunobo staggers, Ganon HEADBUTTS him, but then Ganon stumbles! Yunobo frowns and the fans fire up. Yunobo winds up and ROCKS Ganon in return! Yunobo pushes Ganon to ropes to then whip, but Ganon reverses to wrench and BODY BLOW! Then Ganon turns Yunobo for a NECKBREAKER!

The fans boo but Ganon kips up! Ganon soaks up the heat, then he goes to a corner. Ganon waits on Yunobo to get up, then runs up, but Yunobo fireman’s carries him! GORON DROP! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Yunobo slowly sits up, Ganon follows, and the two head for each other. Yunobo GORO UPPERCUTS! Ganon ROCKS Yunobo back! Yunobo UPPERCUTS, Ganon HAYMAKERS! Ganon whips, Yunobo reverses and Ganon ends up on the apron! Ganon blocks a shot to ROCK Yunobo, then storms in. Yunobo fireman’s carries again, but Ganon slips free! Ganon shoves Yunobo to ropes, then SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO!

The fans fire up but Ganon grows frustrated. Ganon drags Yunobo up, underhooks, but Yunobo wrenches free! Yunobo short arm LARIATS Ganon down! The fans fire up with Yunobo as he roars, then he runs for ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Yunobo drags Ganon to a drop zone and hurries to a corner! Yunobo climbs up, but Ganon hurries to ROCK Yunobo first! Ganon gets up and under Yunobo for a Hebra Lift! The fans are stunned as Ganon carries Yunobo off the corner like that, but Yunobo sunset flips! TWO! Ganon and Yunobo scramble to their feet, GORO GORO- NO! Ganon stuffs the Gore to underhook! DEMISE DRIVER!!

The fans boo but Ganon has to turn Yunobo over for the cover! TWO!?! Ganon is furious but the fans are thunderous as Yunobo survives! Ganon snarls at Yunobo, pushes him around, and eggs him on. “C’mon then, big man! Get up! Make your family proud!” The fans rally as hard as they can for Yunobo, and Yunobo slowly rises up. Ganon runs up, KICK OF CALAMITY WHIFFS as Yunobo drops and rolls! The fans fire up as Ganon crashes down! Ganon grits his teeth, staggers back up, GORO GORO GORE!!! The fans go wild, but Yunobo hits Ganon so hard, they both roll out to the floor! The ref checks on both men, they’re both okay to continue.

The ref starts a ring count and the fans rally up for “YU-NO-BRO! YU-NO-BRO!” Both Yunobo and Ganon sit up at 3 of 10, drag themselves up with the apron skirt, and they both stand at 6 of 10. Ganon lunges into his HEADBUTT!! Yunobo stumbles back to lean against the post! We’re at 8, Ganon rolls in, and Yunobo reaches out in a daze! We’re at 9, and Yunobo drags himself inside at 9.9! The fans are thunderous as Yunobo crawls to center. Yunobo pushes up and rises to his knees, KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, Ganon wins!

Winner: Ganon, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The fans can’t believe it, but this mercilessness should be expected from Ganon! Ganon roars triumphantly, and wait… He’s facing Militron in the next round. Is the fix already in for the Faces of Evil?

Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Volga VS Ghirahim!

The Dragon Knight got his revenge on Zant in the first round, but Cia lost to the Living Blade on the same night. The OG Dark Forces still owe the usurpers, will Volga’s payback bring huge dividends? Or will this be the end of the road?

The bell rings and Volga runs up to DROPKICK Ghirahim! The fans fire up and Volga keeps after Ghirahim in a corner! Volga fires hands until Ghirahim sits down, then he stomps away! The ref counts, Volga lets off at 4 with a shout of rage! The fans fire up again, and Volga storms back up on Ghirahim. Volga throws more hands while Ghirahim goes along the ropes. Volga whips but Ghirahim reverses, only for Volga to wheelbarrow and ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up, Ghirahim scrambles to his feet, but Volga runs up and uses the ropes to go up and around and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Ghirahim tumbles away while the fans cheer!

Ghirahim bails out in frustration, but Volga hurries to the ropes! PLANCHA, but Ghirahim moves aside! Volga lands on his feet, but Ghirahim CHOPS! Volga falls over, the fans boo, but Ghirahim looms over Volga. The ref says to get in the ring, Ghirahim drags Volga up, and then fakes putting Volga in the ring to THROW him into barriers! The fans boo, Ghirahim refreshes the ring count, then brings Volga around. Ghirahim SMACKS Volga off the steel steps, then does it again, and again, and again! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, and Ghirahim stops. Ghirahim walks up the steps, and he stands on Volga’s head!

The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Ghirahim stops at 4. Then Ghirahim STOMP- NO, Volga got his head out of the way! Volga CHOPS Ghirahim in the back of the leg! Ghirahim hobbles, Volga gets under him, and brings him off the steps! Commentary freaks out as Volga heads their way! Ghirahim rains down hands, then slips free. Ghirahim whips, but Volga reverses to send Ghirahim into barriers! The fans fire up, Volga runs up, but Ghirahim TOSSES him up and over the barriers! The front row goes wild as Volga practically lands in their laps! Ghirahim goes back to the ring as the count reaches 5 of 10.

Volga flounders back up and gets over the barriers. Volga scrambles back to ringside and slides in at 8! Ghirahim runs up and drops a KNEE on Volga’s back! The fans boo but Ghirahim digs his knee in while pulling on Volga’s leg. Ghirahim grabs at Volga’s arm but Volga flails. Ghirahim shifts to get both legs, and he has a SAND CRAB! Volga endures, the fans rally up, and Volga claws at the mat. Volga fights his way to the side, reaches out, but Ghirahim sits deep on the hold! The fans rally harder as Volga still endures! Volga reaches out, he’s so close and yet so far away! Volga powers up to push up off the mat! ROPEBREAK!

The fans cheer, but then boo as Ghirahim refuses to let go! The ref counts, Ghirahim stops at 4, and he paces in frustration. Volga drags himself up with the ropes, leans against them, but Ghirahim storms up to KICK him in the back! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Ghirahim just KICKS Volga in the back again! Volga clutches his back while he writhes. Ghirahim stands over him, and he calls Volga a failure! Ganon could not tolerate that, that’s why Volga, Wizzro and even Cia all got thrown out of the group! Ghirahim vows to put Volga out of his misery. He drags Volga up, but Volga drags him into a cradle! TWO!!

Ghirahim escapes, both scramble up, and HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, TWO!?! Volga survives and the fans fire up! Ghirahim is furious, and he waits on Volga to get up. Ghirahim then runs past him to springboard, GHIRA- NO! Volga catches Ghirahim, then pops him up for a NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Volga rolls to the apron while Ghirahim crawls. Volga drags himself up, then aims. Ghirahim stands, Volga springboards, FLYING KNEE! Ghirahim is down but Volga keeps moving! BURNING- NO, Ghirahim avoids the stomp! Ghirahim ROCKS Volga, then blocks Volga’s kick!

Ghirahim CLUBS Volga’s leg, but Volga SPIN BACK ELBOWS! Ghirahim staggers, but then he ENZIGIRIS Volga! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” but Ghirahim rises up. Ghirahim stands Volga up to CHOP! Volga staggers and drops to his knees, but Ghirahim eggs him on. Volga stands, nods, and storms up to CHOP! Ghirahim is stinging, but he CHOPS again! The fans fire up as the CHOPS go back and forth! Volga CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” and fire up, but Ghirahim roars! Ghirahim CHOPS again! Volga staggers back to ropes and grits his teeth. Ghirahim eggs Volga on while the fans fire up!

Volga runs up, Ghirahim dodges, GHIRA CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!?! Volga survives and the fans fire up as Ghirahim aims from a corner! HIDDEN- CALF KICK!! Ghirahim sputters and drops to a knee, but Volga reels him in! Volga suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER!! Volga doesn’t cover, he goes to a corner! Volga goes up, steadies himself, and PHOENIX SPLASH onto knees! Ghirahim saves himself in time! Ghirahim kicks Volga from the mat, then goes to the corner. Volga rises, Ghirahim goes up the corner, SUPER GHIRA CUTTER!! Ghirahim then rolls back for a DRAGON SLEEPER! Volga is OUT, Ghirahim wins!

Winner: Ghirahim, by submission (advances to the bracket finals)

Adding insult to injury because he can, Ghirahim is holding onto the submission hold! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, and Ghirahim finally lets Volga go. Ghirahim “apologizes,” then steps on Volga as he takes his leave. Ghirahim will now meet Sidon in the Bracket of Wisdom finals, will he cut down the rising star?

Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Fin Balure VS Hollywood ReDead!

The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla, leader of Arrow Club, runs into the leader of the UnderWorld Order, but only one can go on to the finals. Fin is fuming after what happened to his team just last night, will ReDead feel his wrath? Or will Fin just be a step on ReDead’s path to the top?

Both leaders make their entrances with their teams, and the tension is palpable. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla warns all of them, but then Fin tells Arrow Club they can go to the back, he can handle “a guy who needs back-up.” ReDead hears that and gets mad. ReDead tells the uWo that they can go to the back, too, because he can handle “Lil’ Fin” on his own. The factions both leave ringside, and the fans applaud this being a true 1v1. The bell rings and the fans rally up as Fin stares down with ReDead. Fin and ReDead slowly circle, keeping their eyes on each other. They step up, feel things out, but ReDead stomps Fin’s foot!

The fans boo but ReDead headlocks Fin. “IIIIII’M THE MAAAAAN~!” The fans boo more, but Fin fires body shots. Fin powers up and out, but ReDead runs him over! ReDead flexes while the fans boo, but Fin gets up to CHOP! ReDead is unaffected? He looks at his chest, then laughs at Fin. Fin SLAPS ReDead! The fans cheer but now ReDead is pissed! ReDead runs up on Fin, but Fin dumps him out to the apron! Fin builds speed, but ReDead slips back inside! Fin ducks ‘n’ dodges, and Fin runs up to forearm SMASH! ReDead staggers but he stays up, so Fin runs to forearm SMASH again! The fans rally as Fin keeps moving.

Fin runs up, but ReDead grabs him with both hands! ReDead pops Fin up, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS him in again and again! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts, the fans boo, but ReDead lets off at 4. ReDead again flexes, and again shouts, “IIIIII’M THE MAAAAAN~!” ReDead goes back to the corner but Fin CHOPS him! ReDead feels that one! Fin whips, but ReDead blocks! Fin tries again, but ReDead blocks again! ReDead shakes his head, whips Fin, and he BACKDROPS Fin! The fans boo ReDead but he soaks it up. ReDead storms up on Fin, brings him up, and puts him in a corner. ReDead pie faces Fin while talking trash.

The fans boo, but ReDead keeps talking trash on “Lil’ Fin.” ReDead pie faces Fin again, but then Fin throws haymaker after haymaker! The fans fire back up as Fin backs ReDead down! Fin ROCKS ReDead, ROCKS him again, and again, and again, and again! Fin fires up and runs, but ReDead scoops him! ReDead SLAMS Fin, then runs the ropes! Fin avoids the leg drop! And he basement DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally behind Fin as he clamps on with a chinlock. Fin grinds ReDead down but ReDead endures. ReDead fights up, powers up and out, but Fin comes back to CHOP! ReDead snarls, and he ROCKS Fin with a right hand!

Fin staggers back to a corner, ReDead storms up and climbs up. ReDead rains down fists, fans mostly boo but some count along. ReDead goes to nine, shouts “IIIIII’M THE MAAAAAN~!” but then Fin trips him! The fans cheer while ReDead hits buckles! Fin runs corner to corner and SHOTGUNS ReDead into buckles! ReDead falls into the drop zone, and fans fire up as Fin hurries to the corner! Fin climbs up, takes aim, COUP DE- NO, ReDead moves! Fin hobbles, ReDead LARIATS Fin down! The fans boo but ReDead soaks it up. Fin staggers up, ReDead picks him up for an atomic drop! Then ReDead scoops and SLAMS Fin!

ReDead dares Fin to get up, Fin staggers to his feet, so ReDead scoops and SLAMS him again! ReDead again dares Fin to get up, Fin staggers up again, and ReDead again scoops and SLAMS! The fans boo but ReDead runs the ropes! DEAD LEG!! Cover, TWO!?! Fin survives and the fans are thunderous! ReDead is furious and he argues with Sahasrahla. Fin rises up, ReDead goes after him, but Fin SLINGBLADES! The fans fire up as Fin keeps going, and he SLINGBLADES ReDead again! Fin aims from a corner, runs back in, and SHOTGUNS ReDead back down! Fin goes back up the corner, COUP DE GRACE!! Cover, TWO?!?!

ReDead survives and now Fin can’t believe it! Fin checks with Sahasrahla and Sahasrahla says his count was fair. Fin grows frustrated but the fans continue to rally behind him. Fin stalks ReDead, grabs him with a dragon sleeper, and then brings him up for the BLOODY- NO, ReDead fights the inverted suplex! ReDead snapmares free, then has Fin in the dragon sleeper! ReDead laughs, lifts for an inverted suplex, but Fin drops down to victory roll! TWO, both men scramble up and Fin dodges a lariat! SLING- NO, ReDead stops Slingblade to atomic- NO, Fin slips up and over the back! Fin waistlocks, pushes ReDead to ropes, but ReDead bucks the O’Conner!

ReDead runs up, Fin blocks the boot! Fin KICKS the leg, then reels ReDead in for a DDT! The fans fire up, Fin goes back to the corner, and he goes back up! Wait, who’s throwing popcorn from the crow? The Poe Sisters?! They weren’t here earlier with the uWo, they weren’t sent to the back! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but ReDead trips Fin up! The fans boo more while ReDead climbs up after Fin. ReDead throws some punches, then brings Fin to the top rope. They’re both on the very top, and fans chant, “Please Don’t Die! Please Don’t Die!” Fin fires body shots! Fin steps back down, andtrips ReDead into the Tree of Woe!

The fans fire up while ReDead is stuck! ReDead tries to sit up, but Fin adjusts on the top rope! WOE STOMPS!! The fans are thunderous, and Fin brings ReDead up in the half hatch! DEPTH CHARGE!! Cover, FIN WINS!

Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla brings down ReDead, and is headed to his first Bracket of Courage finals! But will Fin make it to his first Triforce Tournament finals? Or will Thunderbird leave him high and dry?

My Thoughts:

Another under-the-wire finish, but I wanted to make sure these were up to par. I’ll definitely be careful not to procrastinate on the bracket finals for March, and hopefully the tournament matches (and other surprises I have in store) will be even better.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (5/1/25)

Let’s live it up!

Published

1 week ago

May 1, 2025

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 72

Ganon tried to ruin the HPW Triforce Anniversary, but Zelda will not let him get away with it! Will the Princess of Hyrule still be Undisputed?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ; Arrow Club wins and advances to ThunderStruck.
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo; Igos wins and retains the title.
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & Midna; Cia, Lana & Midna win and advances to ThunderStruck.
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON; Zelda wins and retains the title.

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HPW and HXT TV set the scene!

I’m gonna live till I die! I’m gonna laugh ‘stead of cry!

While Zelda finally won the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship through an epic all-timer with Link, elation soon turned to despair as Ganon and the Dark Forces attacked. Link was left a bloody mess while Zelda was an emotional wreck, but now is the chance to make Ganon pay for it all! Will there be no more tears as the Princess of Hyrule shows the Gerudo Ace no mercy? Or will the blue skies of Spring be clouded by a new reign of terror? Meanwhile, Yunobo won a title shot of his own through the 21 Person Battle Royal, and he has chosen to climb Death Mountain like his grandfather before him! The Ruler of Ruin stands at the peak, will he keep Yunobo from the summit?

But first! The schedule may have changed, but the storm that is ThunderStruck is still on the horizon. The Dark Forces hold the HPW World Trios Championships, and they welcome one and all to come after the gold! Two big trios matches have been made, but who will be rumbling into Blood & Thunder? HPW Wrestling Is Life on Tarm Point in Lanayru Bay starts now!

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

These teams have battled quite a few times in the past, the trios titles at the heart of it. But now, they battle again in order to step inside the dreaded double cage that is Blood & Thunder! Who falls short while the other team is ThunderStruck?

Arrow Club is going with a very different trio this time, as the Young Ducks aren’t part of it at all! It’s Fin Balure, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito! They match up part for part with Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle, and the Faces of Evil when you think about it. The trios sort out, and while Groose calls out Fin, Fin mockingly says, “One second.” Then Fin steps outside the ring, letting Torbevito start against Groose. The bell rings and the fans duel, “T D S Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” Groose and Torbevito circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Groose powers Torbevito to the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Groose slowly lets off.

The fans applaud as Groose backs up and the two reset. Groose and Torbevito circle again, tie up again, and Groose puts Torbevito back on the ropes. Torbevito turns things around, the ref counts the break again, and Torbevito lets off slowly. But then he CHOPS! The fans fire up but Groose scowls while Torbevito backs off. Groose and Torbevito reset, circle, and Torbevito gets around Groose to CLUB him on the back. Torbevito headlocks, grinds the hold, but Groose powers up to lift him! Torbevito thrashes to keep the headlock on, but Groose fires body shots. Groose powers up and out, but Torbevito grabs the ropes.

Groose runs up, Torbevito dodges to roll Groose up! TWO, Torbevito runs to tilt-o-whirl and RANA Groose away! The fans are torn while Groose stands up at the ropes. Torbevito runs up, Groose pops him up to a Hebra Lift! Groose brings Torbevito around, but Torbevito flails! Torbevito sunset flips through, but Groose stays up! Groose YANKS Torbevito up off the ground, right into an atomic drop! Groose whips Torbevito to the Studly corner, then runs up to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Groose tags Skull Kid, and Groose keeps Torbevito corner while Skull Kid runs side to side. Skull Kid runs in and ELBOWS Torbevito in the corner!

The fans cheer while Skull Kid has Torbevito on the ropes. Skull Kid kicks Torbevito, whips him, but Torbevito reverses to then kick, KICK, wrench and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid is tougher than that, but Torbevito clamps onto Skull Kid with a chinlock. The fans rally while Skull Kid endures. Skull Kid fights up, powers up and out, but Fin sneaks a tag. Torbevito then slides out, taunts Skull Kid, and Fin rolls Skull Kid up! TWO, Skull Kid gets up, but Fin CHOPS him! The fans cheer and Fin CHOPS again! Fin puts Skull Kid in the Arrow Club corner, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Fin tags Scaly, and Arrow Club backs up.

Scaly taunts Tingle & Groose as he whips Torbevito at Skull Kid for an ELBOW! Scaly sends Fin in for a CHOP! Torbevito & Fin send Skull Kid to Scaly for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid stays in this but Scaly stays on him with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Skull Kid endures again. Scaly drags Skull Kid over to the Arrow Club corner and Torbevito tags in. They mug Skull Kid while fans duel. Torbevito kicks Skull Kid to the ropes, CHOKES him, but the ref reprimands. Torbevito lets off at 4 to argue with the ref, and that lets Fin sucker punch Skull Kid! Fans boo but Fin plays innocent.

Torbevito drags Skull Kid up, snapmares, then KICKS him in the back! Skull Kid writhes, the fans rally, but Torbevito pushes him down for a cover. TWO, and Torbevito clamps on another chinlock. Skull Kid endures, even as Torbevito digs a knee into his back. The fans rally, Skull Kid reaches out, but Torbevito then JAMS him in the back with his knee! Torbevito pulls back on the chinlock but Skull Kid still endures! The fans rally more, Skull Kid fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Torbevito staggers, hurries back and he grabs Skull Kid’s foot! Skull Kid crawls, Torbevito drags him back, but Skull Kid turns over and BOOTS Torbevito away!

Torbevito flounders, Skull Kid scrambles, hot tags to Groose and Fin! The fans fire up as Groose CLOBBERS Fin, then ELBOWS Scaly! Groose runs up on Fin to CLOBBER him again! The fans fire up more and Groose waits on Fin to get up. Groose JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” and then Groose winds up, but Fin ducks the right hand! Fin runs and comes back to SLINGBLADE! Tingle runs in and HIP ATTACKS! The fans fire up, but Scaly storms up! Tingle dodges, comes back, HIP- atomic drop! Tingle clutches his butt as he hobbles, and then Scaly brings him around to short arm LARIAT!

Skull Kid springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS Scaly! Torbevito tilt-o-whirl RANAS, but Skull Kid handsprings through!? Even Skull Kid seems surprised he did that! Torbevito runs up, Skull Kid dodges, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up as all six men are down! The others bail out, leaving Groose and Fin in the ring. Groose storms up on Fin, but Fin bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK Groose with a forearm! And then CHOP! Fin whips, Groose reverses, Fin SLING- NO, Groose stops the slingblade to hit a BIG back suplex! Groose roars, the fans fire up, and Groose stalks Fin. Groose has the chicken wings!

Fin fights the turn, but Groose powers through! LOFT- NO, Scaly grabs Groose by the head! Thumbs up for the- NO, Groose ducks the Grenade, and Scaly narrowly avoids hitting Fin with it! Groose turns Scaly around, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! The fans fire up as Scaly falls over, but Fin kicks Groose low! Fin reels Groose in, DEPTH CHARGE! Groose is in the drop zone and Fin climbs up. Skull Kid is on the apron but Torbevito runs up, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and then Fin hits a COUP DE GRACE on Groose! Cover, Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

The hybrid combination is a winning combination, and now Arrow Club is aimed right at the HPW World Trios Championships! Will Fin, Scaly & Torbevito soon reign together?

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo!

The Ruler of Ruin says the third generation Goron wrestler is not ready to “climb the mountain” that is his family’s legacy. Igos has led Termina Championship Wrestling, has held the weight of these titles, but will he break Yunobo’s will? Or will Yunobo Goro Goro go right to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle as the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Igos!” “YU-NO-BO!” Yunobo is a little flustered, but he and Igos circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Igos wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo endures, reaches out for ropes, but Igos keeps him back. Igos UPPERCUTS the arm, then YANKS it! The fans rally, Yunobo works at an escape, and he rolls, only for Igos to roll with him! Igos twists the wrist, Yunobo reaches out for ropes again, but again Igos yanks him away. Yunobo rolls again, but Igos rolls with him again! Yunobo gets annoyed, and he rolls, rolls, rolls, and then gets free!

The fans applaud this opening exchange while Yunobo shakes out the arm. Igos and Yunobo reset and circle again. They feel things out, Yunobo calls for knuckle locks, and Igos obliges. But then Igos kicks low! Igos throws forearms, but Yunobo just stands his ground! Igos SOBATS, then front KICKS! Igos whips, but Yunobo blocks it! Yunobo shakes his head, then whips Igos to the ropes. Yunobo fireman’s carries, but Igos slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Yunobo staggers, Igos aims, and Yunobo narrowly avoids Elegy of the Empty! The fans go nuts from that near miss, Yunobo is in a corner, and Igos signals that it was that close.

Yunobo calms down, resets with Igos, and circles with him again. They feel things out, Yunobo avoids a kick, then he storms up. Yunobo RAMS Igos into a corner, the ref counts, but Yunobo RAMS Igos again! Yunobo digs his shoulder in, the ref counts again, Igos throws down elbows, but Yunobo picks Igos up and runs him corner to corner! Yunobo RAMS Igos in again, the fans fire up, and Yunobo again digs his shoulder in. The ref counts again, Yunobo lets off, then reels Igos in for a fireman’s carry, GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Igos stays in this. Yunobo sits Igos up and clamps on a chinlock.

The fans duel as Igos endures. Igos reaches back, bridges up, and he snapmares free! Igos then KICKS Yunobo in the back! The fans are torn and Yunobo seethes. Igos KICKS Yunobo in the back again! Yunobo still snarls at Igos, his defiant glare egging Igos on. Igos runs to PENALTY- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo rolls back and wrenches the leg for a takedown! HALF CRAB! The fans fire up while Igos endures again! Igos reaches out, but Yunobo drags him from the ropes! Igos turns over and he kicks at Yunobo. Yunobo lets go and staggers back, Igos kips up and storms up to fire strikes on Yunobo against the ropes!

The fans rally and duel, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4. Then Igos sweeps the legs! Yunobo falls on his stomach, then flops out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Igos builds speed?! Yunobo hurries out of the way, but Igos springboards to backflip and sit down cross-legged! The fans fire up as Igos stares Yunobo down. Yunobo is a bit flustered again, but he calms down as he slowly approaches the apron. The two stare down even as Yunobo slowly steps inside. Yunobo then rushes forward, but Igos ducks the sliding lariat! Igos kips up, KNEES Yunobo low, drop toeholds, then floats to go after an arm!

The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the Fujiwara Armbar, so Igos shifts to hook that arm and the other to then turn Yunobo over to a backslide! TWO as they tip over, arms still hooked! They fight up, Yunobo hooks Igos’ arms, and lifts Igos into a Goro Especial! Igos endures as Yunobo pulls on his arms! The fans rally, Igos fights free to sunset flip! Yunobo rolls through, then rolls forward to bring Igos up in a Hebra Lift! Igos fights with elbows and now he has Yunobo in position. Igos KNEES Yunobo again, then fires off the strike fest! IKANA RUSH! Yunobo staggers, drops to his knees, and Igos BLINDSIDE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Yunobo stays in this, but Igos is stoic as ever. Igos goes after the arm again! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans fire up and Yunobo endures while Igos pulls on the arm! Yunobo fights his way around, reaches out, but Igos shifts around to a MOUNTED ARMBAR! Igos uses a cording hold grip to really pull on the arm! The fans fire up more as Yunobo still endures! Yunobo grits his teeth, and is he glowing now? Yunobo claws at the mat and drags Igos along, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Igos holds on! The ref counts, Igos lets go at 4 and stands over Yunobo. But then he rolls to THROW Yunobo into a standard ARMBAR!

The fans fire up as Yunobo endures all over again! Yunobo works to clasp hands, but Igos pulls harder on the arm! Yunobo fights around, reaches out for ropes, but Igos shifts things back to the MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Yunobo rolls through to high stack Igos! TWO, and Yunobo deadlifts Igos, to SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives, both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! Yunobo and Igos slowly rise up, and Yunobo shakes out the bad arm. Yunobo storms up on Igos and GORON UPPERCUTS! Igos wobbles, but he comes back to KICK Yunobo in the bad arm! Yunobo GORO UPPERS again!

The GORO UPPERS and KICKS to the arm go back and forth, again and again, and then Igos KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Yunobo staggers while clutching the bad arm, and then Igos BOOTS Yunobo to the ropes. Yunobo rebounds and Igos SPIN JUMP KNEES! Yunobo falls, Igos covers, TWO! Yunobo is still in this, and he might be glowing again! The fans fire up as Yunobo fires up! Igos is a bit wary, but he swings on Yunobo. Yunobo just takes the haymakers! Then he HEADBUTTS Igos! Igos wobbles, Yunobo rushes him to the ropes and whips him, then scoops Igos for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Yunobo roars and the fans fire up!

Yunobo runs and rolls, ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Igos survives but Yunobo roars and goes to the corner! The fans fire up as Igos coughs and sputters. Yunobo runs up, GORO GORO- NO, Igos leaps over! Yunobo staggers up, turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

If you blinked, you would’ve missed it! But was this proof Yunobo wasn’t ready? Or was he just that close to reaching the top?

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & ???

With ThunderStruck on the horizon, we need three trios for the double cage, double ring demolition derby! But while Blanco, Rojo y Azul are all known factors of speed, strength and aggression, the Dark Sorceress and her bright and bubbly sister have been keeping this one close to the vest. But now is the moment of truth, who is their ace in the hole? IT’S MIDNA!! The fans go wild for the return of the Twilight Princess! Will Midna, Cia & Lana be rolling like thunder into Thundra Plateau?

The trios sort out and Azul starts against Cia. The fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Cia wrenches to a wristlock. Azul endures, reaches out for the ropes, but Cia keeps him away. Azul works on his escape, and he rolls, rolls back, and handsprings to then arm-drag Cia away! The fans applaud as the two stand off. They reset, circle again, but Midna tags in? The fans cheer but Cia is a bit annoyed that Midna did that. Midna steps up to Azul, they tie up, and Midna wrenches and hammerlocks Azul to headlock and hit the takeover. Azul headscissors, Midna kips free, and Azul headlocks for a takeover.

Midna headscissors, and she keeps Azul down as she squeezes tight. The fans rally as Midna turns over to THROW Azul, then turn over to THROW him again! Midna then crawls backwards, over to her corner, bringing Azul along! Midna reaches out to Cia, Cia tags back in, and Cia grabs Azul’s leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Azul writhes in pain but Midna still has the headscissors on him! The ref counts, Midna lets Azul go at 4, then Cia drags Azul to a cover, TWO! Azul crawls for his corner but Cia grabs his leg again. Cia drags Azul away from his corner, then SMASHES his knee on the mat! Cia reaches out, but Midna snipes the tag!

The fans are torn and Cia is again annoyed. Midna takes one of Azul’s legs, stomps it, then YANKS it! Azul writhes, goes to an open corner, but Midna stomps a mudhole in. Midna digs her boot in, the ref reprimands and counts, so Midna stops at 4. Midna runs side to side, Cia tags herself back in! Midna stops short and looks at Cia. The fans are torn as Cia and Midna argue a bit. Lana wants them to calm down, and then she points out Azul is crawling for his corner! Midna and Cia both run to stomp him down! They drag Azul up, double whip, but Azul grabs the ropes to stop himself! Cia runs up but Azul dodges!

Azul slips around Midna, redirects her, and Rojo sneaks a tag before Azul goes back to RANA Midna! Cia ROCKS Azul, but Rojo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cia tumbles, both she and Midna end up on the outside! Lana hurries in, but Rojo dodges her to DIVE onto both Midna & Cia! They’re both sent into the commentary desk! Rusl is glad he went with a tumbler cup this time. Rojo hurries back into the ring, slips around Lana and shoves her to the ropes. Lana rebounds, but into a RANA! The fans fire up with Rojo, but Cia returns to CHOP Rojo! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Cia puts Rojo in the corner.

Cia CHOPS Rojo again, “WOO~!” and Cia stomps Rojo down. The ref counts, Midna tags in, which again annoys Cia. Midna has Cia & Lana coordinate, and Midna taunts Blanco. Midna then whips Lana in and she ELBOWS Rojo! Lana sits Rojo down, Midna whips Cia in, METEORA! Cia & Lana drag Rojo up to double whip him at Midna, only for Rojo to leap over her spear! Hot tag to Blanco! The fans are torn as Blanco rallies on Midna’s team! LARIAT for Midna, LARIAT for Lana, LARIAT for Midna again, then LARIAT for Cia! The fans fire up with Blanco, and he waits on Midna. Midna stands up, takes a swing, but Blanco dodges and HEADBUTTS!

Blanco whips Midna to the Taros corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Tag to Azul, then Azul tags Rojo. Blanco whips Azul in and he ELBOWS Midna! Azul bails out, Blanco whips Rojo in and Rojo LARIATS! Rojo slips out, Blanco runs in, DOUBLE KNEE DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Blanco and Azul step out, Rojo digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Rojo steps off at 4, tags Azul back in, and they drag Midna out of the corner. They then turn her around and hook up the legs to roll and THROW Midna! Rojo keeps a hold of a leg for a leglock, the ref reprimands, but Azul sets up for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Rojo lets go, Azul covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Azul drags Midna right up. Midna fires body shots, then reaches for her corner, but Azul keeps her back with a wristlock. Midna flails, the fans rally, and Midna ROCKS Azul. Midna reaches out again, but Azul holds on tight. Azul whips Midna back to the Taros corner, but she BLASTS Rojo off the apron! Midna takes a swing on Blanco but he drops back. Azul runs up to GAMANGIRI! Azul snapmares and covers, TWO! Azul stays between Midna and her corner, then RAMS her back into the Taros corner. Blanco y Rojo join in and mug Midna! The fans boo now, the ref reprimands, and the Taros let off.

Azul argues with the ref, but this is a distraction to let Rojo y Blanco drag Midna down! Rojo stomps away, the fans boo, but Blanco grabs some camera cord to LASH Midna! The fans boo more, Blanco LASHES Midna again, but then he and Rojo back off before the ref catches them. Azul goes out to drag Midna back into the ring. Azul covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Azul keeps Midna down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Midna endures, but Azul grinds her down. Midna fights up, fires body shots, then lifts Azul for a back suplex! But Azul lands out! Azul ROCKS Midna! Midna ROCKS Azul! Azul SOBATS! And front KICKS!

Azul spins, but Midna SLAPS Azul! And SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS! Midna CHOPS Azul off his feet! But Azul kips right up and ENZIGIRIS Midna! But Midna BOOTS in return! Both are down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both Midna and Azul crawl. Hot tags to Blanco and Cia! Cia dodges Blanco to DROPKICK Rojo off the corner! Cia then runs up on Blanco, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS! Cia tags Lana while Blanco staggers to his feet. Cia & Lana hold hands to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up with the sisters, and they wait on Blanco to get back up. Blanco stumbles to his feet, but Midna storms in?!

Midna SPEARS Azul down! The fans fire up, Midna tells the sisters to finish it, and Cia reels Blanco in for a FLAPJACK into Lana’s CUTTER! Cover, Lana’s team wins!

Winners: Cia, Lana & Midna, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

Cia & Lana took Blanco to the “Fourth Dimension,” and that now sends them and Midna to Thundra Plateau! Though, Midna does seem to be taking a lot of the credit for this win. Will the Twilight Princess learn to share the spotlight now that they’re going for the trios titles?

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON!

The Princess of Hyrule finally won THE top title in Hyrule, only for The Dark Forces to trample all over her moment. Link is still bedridden from what they did to him, and Zelda has vowed vengeance! But will Zelda be able to keep her emotions in check to also keep the title? Or will the Gerudo Ace continue to ruin everything?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see what it takes to be undisputed!

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The bell rings, and the fans rally behind Zelda while the two stare down. They slowly circle, the fans cheer Zelda harder, and the two feel things out. The two then storm up and start throwing hands! Ganon CHOPS Zelda down, but she’s right up to UPPERCUT! Ganon CHOPS again, then eggs Zelda on! Zelda UPPERCUTS, Ganon CHOPS her back down, then deadlift suplexes and THROWS Zelda! Ganon stomps Zelda, then stands her up to UPPERCUT! Zelda goes to ropes, Ganon runs, but Zelda runs up to UPPERCUT Ganon! Ganon tumbles right out of the ring and the fans are thunderous as Zelda pursues!

Ganon staggers to a railing, Zelda laces Ganon’s arm through it, and then BOOTS the railing! Ganon falls over, clutching his arm! The fans want that “One More Time!” but Zelda wrenches, twists, and STOMPS Ganon’s bad arm! The fans fire up and even sing for “ZELDA~! ZELDA, ZELDA, ZELDA~!” but Ganon CHOPS again! Ganon scoops Zelda to SLAM her on the apron! The fans continue to sing but Ganon snarls. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, Ganon refreshes the ring count, then tells Sahasrahla to “unclench.” Ganon moves the apron skirt out of the way, and swings Zelda underneath the ring! To then CATAPULT her into the frame!

The fans boo while Ganon huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises up. Ganon flips off the fans, then he tells another segment to move aside. Ganon scoops, Zelda lands safe on the other side of the railing, and then uses the railing as part of an IRON OCTOROK! The fans fire up as Ganon suffers while Sahasrahla reprimands! The fans now start to chant, “Mess him up, Zelda, mess him up!” The ring count rises again, Zelda lets go and refreshes the count. Zelda goes back but Ganon CHOPS her! Ganon puts Zelda in the ring, storms in, but Zelda fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! Zelda wrenches an arm and grinds her elbow into the shoulder!

Zelda pulls on the arm, powers it into a hammerlock, and she wants to put it on the mat! Ganon fights back and rises up, only for Zelda to shift to a top wristlock! Zelda bends Ganon’s fingers! Ganon still endures, whips Zelda away, but Zelda goes up, comes back, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Ganon clutches the bad arm while Zelda writhes! The fans rally behind Zelda as she goes to a corner, but Ganon storms over to stomp a mudhole in! Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon has Zelda’s arm on the apron! Ganon STOMPS the arm! Zelda writhes, the fans boo, but Ganon stands Zelda up in the corner, and CHOPS again!

Ganon paces while shaking out the bad arm. Ganon drags Zelda up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans boo while Zelda tumbles away, but Ganon soaks up all that heat. Ganon stalks Zelda, then taunts her with, “Get up! Do it for Link!” Zelda SLAPS Ganon! The fans fire up, but then Ganon BOOTS Zelda down! The fans boo again while Zelda sputters. Ganon looms over Zelda, but Zelda gets up in a huff and starts firing SLAPS and UPPERCUTS! Zelda wrenches and PELES the bad arm! Ganon staggers, rebounds, but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES his lariat away! Ganon avoids the roundhouse but not the LEG SWEEP!

Zelda then runs, and PENALTY KICKS Ganon down! Cover, TWO! Ganon snarls as he rises back up, but Zelda eggs him on. Ganon swings, Zelda blocks it and wrenches, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner, for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Zelda flounders, Ganon storms up, and Ganon CHOKES Zelda! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon deadlifts Zelda right up with both hands! But Zelda breaks free and has an ARMBAR! Ganon stays on his feet while the fans fire up, so Zelda shifts to the TRIANGLE HOLD! Ganon deadlifts again, but Zelda twists the arm into a KIMURA!!

Ganon drops to the mat, Zelda keeps the bad arm trapped with leg scissors, and then she grabs for Ganon’s right arm! Ganon flails but Zelda still gets a grip, and she bends fingers in order to pull the arm back! Ganon fights around, reaches out with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go at 4, but only of the right arm! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, so Zelda lets go of the left arm. Ganon bails out of the ring to shake out both arms. Zelda lines up the shot, builds speed, and she DIVES! Direct hit and the fans fire up for this shoutout to Link! Zelda slides back in and builds speed again, to DIVE!

The fans fire up for a second direct hit! But Zelda isn’t done as she hurries back into the ring. Zelda builds speed a third time, DIVES, but Ganon THROWS her into the railing!! The fans lose their minds, especially the front row in that section! Zelda is down in a heap and Ganon snarls as he looks down on her. Ganon then storms over, drags Zelda up and pushes her into the ring. Ganon stalks Zelda, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Ganon stalks Zelda again. Ganon waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans continue to boo, but Ganon waistlocks Zelda again! Zelda fights the lift, then drop toeholds, only for Ganon to stay up!

Ganon grabs Zelda and YANKS her right up! Then he reels her in for underhooks, but Zelda wrenches free! Zelda chicken wings that arm, but Ganon fights off the crossface! Ganon THROWS Zelda away, then runs up, only for Zelda to duck the boot! Zelda comes back to CHOP BLOCK! Ganon drops to his knees, and Zelda clamps on for the IMPA LOCK!! The fans fire up as Ganon falls back into the body scissors! Ganon flails, kicks around, reaches out, but Zelda’s got him near the center. Ganon claws at the body scissors and pries free! Ganon kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Zelda holds on!

Sahasrahla reprimands Zelda then counts! Zelda lets go at 4, then stomps away on Ganon at the ropes! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla again reprimands. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda just stomps harder and harder, so Sahasrahla pulls Zelda away from Ganon! The fans boo, Zelda argues with Sahasrahla, and he says Zelda has to obey the rules. Zelda pushes past Sahasrahla to go after Ganon, but he’s on the apron. Zelda grabs at Ganon through the ropes, but he HOTSHOTS her down! Ganon then drags Zelda out, brings her in and lifts! APRON POWERBOMB!! The fans lose their minds while Zelda falls to the floor in a heap!

Sahasrahla reprimands Ganon now but he drags Zelda up and into the ring again. Ganon reels Zelda back in for a GANON BOMB!! The fans boo as Ganon high stack covers, TWO?!?! Zelda survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with Sahasrahla about the count but Sahasrahla defends it. Ganon accuses Sahasrahla of favoritism, but Sahasrahla brings up how he stopped Zelda. Ganon goes back to Zelda and drags her up again. Ganon tells her she should’ve just forfeited. Ganon whips Zelda to ropes, POP-UP POWER- DDT!! Zelda brings Ganon down, and then turns that into a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK, with body scissors!

The fans are thunderous as Ganon is stuck again! Ganon fights and flails around, but he’s so far from the ropes! Ganon pushes up off the mat, tries to stack Zelda in that position, but she just cranks on the hold even harder! Ganon reaches out, but he looks to be fading! Sahasrahla checks Ganon, lifts his arm, but then Ganon GRABS Sahasrahla!! The fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands but Ganon isn’t letting go! Ganon stands up while Sahasrahla tries to shake him off, and Ganon SHOVES Saharahla down before he SPINEBUSTERS Zelda! Zelda lets go of the hold, but Sahasrahla flops out of the ring and to the floor!

The fans boo as hard as they can as Ganon now stands tall. Ganon looms over Zelda while he soaks up all that heat. Ganon then goes to a corner, and he rips away the buckle pads! Ganon goes back to Zelda, sits her up, and tells her she’ll be spending a lot more time with Link from now on, because they’ll both be sidelined! Ganon reels Zelda in, aims for the corner, but wait! Who is that at the corner? They’re in a hooded jacket but the “dirty blonde” hair peeking out… The hood comes off and IT’S LINK!! Link stares daggers at Ganon and Ganon looks like he’s seen a ghost! Link SUPERKICKS Ganon!

Ganon sputters, Zelda slips around behind and REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Link then goes around the outside to fetch Sahasrahla into the ring. Zelda drags Ganon into a half hatch, and bridges for a Chancery!! Ganon sputters and flails, but he’s fading again! Ganon’s greenish face is going red! Sahasrahla checks on Ganon, and this time, Ganon is OUT!! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by submission (still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The Hero of Hyrule returns to get his revenge on Ganon, and the Princess of Hyrule still reigns! Link then raises Zelda’s hand in victory, to LARIAT HER?!? The fans freak out all over again, but then Link looks into the cameras. He has an evil smile, and then he brings his hand to his eyes, and takes out contact lenses!? He has RED EYES! THIS ISN’T LINK, IT’S KAGE!! The Hero’s Shadow tricked everyone, and now he’s back! Will Zelda’s soon be overshadowed?

My Thoughts:

What a twist! I’d been waiting for a chance to bring Kage back into the story, and here we are! And he calls his shot against Zelda while showing he isn’t part of Ganon’s Dark Forces at the same time. ThunderStruck will be some good stuff.