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Mitchell’s ROH Global Wars Australia Results & Report! (2/17/25)
G’day, mates!

The international crossover returns!
While AEW hit a Grand Slam, ROH Global Wars came to Australia, and they brought championship gold! But will they bring it back to the US?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: The Learning Tree VS Bandido & The Outrunners; Bandido & The Outrunners win.
- ROH Pure Championship: Lee Moriarty VS Robbie Eagles; Lee wins and retains the title.
- Mark Davis VS Tommy Knight; Davis wins.
- ROH World Tag Team Championships: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara VS MXM Collection; Dustin & Sammy win and retain the titles.
- ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena VS Alex Windsor; Athena wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: The Learning Tree VS Bandido & The Outrunners!
The ROH World Champion, Chris Jericho, brought ROH to the Rock ‘n’ Rager at Sea, and surely he’ll take credit for bringing Global Wars to Australia. But will he, Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” be able to bring down The Most Wanted once and for all? Or will Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd help Bandido humble The Nueve?
Wait a minute, Jericho has fans here in Brisbane? Who knew. Bandido then makes his entrance, followed by… LOS Outrunners? Truth & Turbo have hot pink lucha masks, and Jericho can’t help but laugh. Bill complains that they were supposed to face THE Outrunners, not LOS Outrunners! The trios sort out, Jericho also wants to make sure this isn’t some chicanery. Jericho calls out “Verdad Magnum,” but he gets Bandido instead. The ref calls for the Code of Honor, and Jericho is hesitant. Jericho reaches out, but then just waves, “Hi, guys~!” The fans are torn but the bell rings, and Jericho jumps around like he won!
The fans rally as Jericho and Bandido circle, then they feel things out. Jericho now offers a handshake? The fans boo, they know better than that. Bandido reaches out, but then Jericho flips Bandido off! Bandido kicks low! Jericho scrambles away, and the Bad Apple tags in! Keith says #RESPECTCHRISJERICHO, but the fans cheer for Bandido. Bandido and Keith tie up, then Keith kicks low! The fans boo but Keith headlocks. Bandido powers up and out, drops down, then hurdles. Keith leaps over, comes back, Bandido sweeps the legs! Cover, ONE! Keith sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Bandido handsprings up and aims his finger gun!
The fans cheer, Keith takes a swing, but Bandido dodges! Bandido DROPKCIKS Keith down and Keith scrambles away! The fans cheer Bandido on, but then Jericho tags back in. The fans boo but Jericho pretends he can’t hear them, brother. Jericho and Bandido circle, but fans chant, “We Want Bill! We Want Bill!” Jericho CLAWS Bandido’s eyes, snapmares and KICKS Bandido! Jericho asks, do the fans want Bill? Too bad! Jericho CHOPS, whips, but Bandido handsprings! Jericho dodges, but Bandido drop toeholds, and Bandido cha-chas all over Jericho’s back! “OLE!” The fans cheer and Bandido tags in “Verdad!”
Verdad ROCKS Jericho, headlocks, but Jericho SNATCHES the mask! It IS Truth Magnum! The fans boo and Bandido protests, how disrespectful! But Truth winds up to DECK Jericho! Truth gets his mask back, and Verdad lives! The fans cheer, but Jericho kicks low! Jericho runs to run Truth over, then he goes up, FLYING RANA! Jericho reminds us he has lucha training, then he DECKS Truth! Jericho scoops, Truth slips free, but Jericho blocks a kick! Jericho FLIPS Truth, but Truth manages to land out! Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Then a RUNNING RARNA! Truth wrenches Jericho, tag to, uh, well, Turbo is Turbo even in Espanol.
But Truth gives Jericho an atomic drop! Jericho stumbles into Turbo’s atomic drop! Then the Outrunners double whip to DOUBLE JAPANESE ARM-DRAG! Truth y Turbo stand tall and flex, but Jericho hot tags Bill! The fans are thunderous, and even Bill is surprised. Bill says L F G, and he storms into the ring. The fans chant for “BILL! BILL! BILL!” Bill and Turbo step up, and Bill grabs Turbo by the neck! Bill puts Turbo in the corner, then CHOPS! The fans fire up again while Turbo sputters. Fans want it “One More Time! One More Time!” Bill stands Turbo up to CHOP him again! Turbo falls over, and Bill revels in the cheers.
Bill drags Turbo up, but Turbo CHOPS! Bill is not affected! Turbo tries to scoop, but Bill’s too big! Turbo runs, Bill CLOBBERS him! The fans cheer, Bill looms over Turbo, and Bill drags Turbo up. Turbo CHOPS, but Bill still isn’t affected! Turbo tries again, but he still can’t scoop the Redwood! Bill runs, ducks a lariat, and he dropkicks the legs out! Then Turbo knuckle locks Bill, goes up a corner, and then he tightrope walks! The fans cheer as Turbo goes step by step, corner to corner! The fans cheer, and Turbo turns the corner to keep going! The fans cheer as Turbo makes it to the second corner! But wait, can he make it to the Learning Tree corner?
Jericho & Keith say stop it! They look to get in Turbo’s way, but Truth y Bandido YANK them down! Turbo makes it to the corner! The fans cheer, and Turbo says time to complete the lap! Turbo tightrope walks again, “This is Wrestling!” Turbo makes it back to home base! And then he tightrope walks a little more, and he flexes! Turbo FLYING ARM-DRAGS! The fans are thunderous and Turbo is running wild! But then Jericho & Keith trip Turbo! The fans boo, but Bill CLOBBERS Turbo! The fans cheer Bill as he flexes! Bill then says UP YOURS! Tag to Keith, and Keith drops a knee on Turbo’s face! Cover, TWO!
Keith rains down fists, the ref reprimands, and fans chant, “You’re Not Bill! You’re Not Bill!” Keith drags Turbo up and he pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Keith stops at 4. Jericho grabs Turbo and CHOKES him! The fans boo, but Keith digs his boots in! Keith tags Jericho, the fans boo more, but Jericho stays between Turbo and his corner. Fans chant “Still Not Bill! Still Not Bill!” Jericho SLAPS Turbo, then winds up, but Turbo counter punches! And then he fires haymakers and body shots! Jericho CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo but Jericho whips Turbo, only for Turbo to reverse.
Jericho grabs ropes and avoids the dropkick! Jericho waves, then LIONSAULT FLOPS as Turbo moves! The fans rally, Turbo and Jericho crawl, hot tag to Bandido! Bandido dodges Jericho, he DROPKICKS Bill, then he LARIATS Jericho! Bandido SOBATS, but Keith mule kicks! Keith whips, Bandido goes up and over Jericho, then he BOOTS Jericho! And he ELBOWS Keith! Bandido goes up to TORNILLO! Down go Keith & Jericho and the fans fire up! Bandido gorilla presses Jericho! And he THROWS Jericho at Keith! They fall again, but Bill BOOTS Bandido! Bill rallies on Los Outrunners, but Turbo BOOTS him!
Bill runs in, Turbo dodges the splash! And scoops to almost SLAM! But Truth joins in, the fans rally up, and Truth says, “Turbo Floyd! You son of a b*tch!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOWS! The fans fire up, but Keith DOUBLE LARIATS! Bandido dodges Keith to atomic FACEBUSTER!! Jericho is in and he trips Bandido! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as Bandido endures! Bandido crawls, reaches out, but Jericho drags him away from the ropes! The fans still rally, and Bandido tucks to roll! Bandido throws hands, then he BOOTS Jericho away! Keith goes up, DIVING SPLASH! But Turbo scoops and Truth runs in, TOTAL RECALL!
Bill DOUBLE LARIATS Los Outrunners! The fans are thunderous, but Bandido is up! Bill swings, misses, FLAPJACK DROPKICK from Bandido! But Jericho is in with his title belt! Keith distracts the ref, Jericho takes his shot, but Bandido dodges! The Outrunners grab the belt and they tug-o-war with Jericho! Bandido runs back in, to BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido y Los Outrunners win!
Winners: Bandido & The Outrunners, by pinfall
But Bill attacks! Keith DROPKICKS the Outrunners, the Branches mug Bandido and team! Jericho grabs a chair while Bill CHOPS Bandido! Jericho JAMS up Turbo, he JAMS up Truth, and he SMACKS Bandido on the back! The fans boo as Jericho SMACKS Bandido again! Keith & Bill stand Bandido up, but wait! POWERHOUSE HOBBS is here! And he rushes to the ring! The fans fire up as Hobbs CLOBBERS Keith! Bill runs up but Hobbs TOSSES him! Jericho SMACKS Hobbs on the back, but Hobbs is too jacked! The fans tell Jericho he just messed up, and Hobbs SWATS the chair! Hobbs grabs Jericho, TOSESES him aside, and here comes Bill!
The fans fire up as Redwood and Powerhouse stare down, and the chant of “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” goes out. Hobbs dares Bill to do something, but Bill backs down. They’ll have their Street Fight on Dynamite, that’s good enough for him. Will Hobbs and Bill burn it down in Phoenix, Arizona? And Bandido has his pin on Jericho, when and where will they settle this, with the ROH World Championship on the line?
Athena speaks.
“Hello, Minions. I know it’s been awhile, but let me reintroduce myself. I am the Forever ROH Champion, the longest reigning champion in all of ROH history, The Fallen Goddess, the American Joshi, and soon to be the world dominator! But that brings me to tonight, and AEW-ROH Global Wars. Tonight, I face Alex Windsor, a woman who invited herself into my house, invited herself to my show. And didn’t knock, didn’t ring the doorbell, but she’s beaten porcelain hussy after porcelain hussy, from AEW and ROH, and some kinda way, she’s earned a shot at my title.
“But that’s fine. That’s so fine, that’s so great. Because this is just going to be another learning lesson for all of my Minions at MIT. I am NOT the one to be messed with, I am NOT the one to be taken lightly, and I don’t care what people say about me. I know that I am underappreciated, I know that I am overlooked, and I am the BEST champion in all of wrestling, and that should NOT be the case. So tonight… I’m gonna break another one, and I’m gonna break her so bad, that no one’s even gonna know her name.” The Fallen Goddess has spoken, but will she be able to break Titanium Windsor?
ROH Pure Championship: Lee Moriarty VS Robbie Eagles!
#TAIGASTYLE has dominated this division, even getting the better of names like Matt Taven and Katsuyori Shibata. But going Down Under, he’s now in the sights of the Sniper of the Skies! Robbie is already dual IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion and Soul of PWA Champion, could we see the rise of #Robbie3Belts? Or will Moriarty make The Mighty fall?
The introductions are made, the ROH belt is raised, and we see who is most Pure!
The Code of Honor is upheld, the fans already chant for “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE! OI OI OI!” and the bell rings. We’re on the clock, not that Lee’s needed the time limit during his reign. The two tie up, Lee grabs an arm and wrenches. Lee hits an ELBOW BREAKER, then wristlocks. Eagles rolls, handsprings, and wrenches through to wristlock in return. Eagles wrenches again, the fans cheer, but Lee fights up. Lee spins, slips in, wrenches and wrangles Eagles. Eagles fights up, trips Lee and steps through, but Lee has the ROPEBREAK! Eagles lets go, and it is rare Lee is the first person to use one of his three allotted ropebreaks.
Eagles tells Lee it was that close, too. The fans rally up and the two reset. Eagles and Lee tie up again, go around in the collar ‘n’ elbow, then Eagles wrenches to a hammerlock. Lee slips around to switch the hammerlock, but Eagles switches it right back. They go around, Lee switches, but Eagles switches! Lee reaches out, but then he stomps Eagles’ foot! Lee standing switches to a waistlock, pushes Eagles at the ref, and the ref takes shelter in the ropes! Lee spins Eagles around to ROCK him with a haymaker! The fans boo as Lee gets away with a closed fist! Lee then brings Eagles up, but Eagles DECKS Lee with a haymaker!
The ref sees that closed fist, and Eagles has his warning at just the two minute mark. Lee then CLOBBERS Eagles, then stomps away on the ropes! The ref counts, the fans boo, but Lee lets off. Lee whips, Eagles reverses to go up and around to arm-drag! The fans cheer, Eagles keeps moving, and he hurdles Lee to then RANA! The fans cheer and Eagles WHEEL KICKS! Eagles kips up, the fans fire up, and we get more “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!” Eagles goes back to Lee but Lee body shots! Lee whips, Eagles reverses, but Lee slips out to the apron. Eagles runs up, Lee ROCKS Eagles, and Lee mocks the “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” before the HOTSHOT!
Lee runs in, runs Eagles over, then covers, ONE! Lee grabs the arm, Eagles rolls, but Lee wrenches and wrangles him, BORDER CITY STRETCH! Eagles scrambles, ROPEBREAK! Lee lets go, that’s Eagles’ first, but Lee stands on Eagles’ fingers. The fans rally, Lee stomps Eagles’ hand, wrenches him, and hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Lee knuckle locks, then he RAMS Eagles’ shoulder! Lee wrenches, then has Eagles in a motorcycle stretch. Eagles endures but Lee brings him to his knees. We pass four minutes but Eagles endures. Eagles fights up, the fans rally, and Eagles works to turn things! Lee powers the stretch back onto Eagles!
Eagles keeps fighting, going the other direction now! The fans rally, and Eagles turns things around! But Lee flips, kips, and arm-drags to then GROUND COBRA! Eagles scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! That’s his second, but Lee gets a cheap shot in as he lets off! Five minutes and Eagles is down to his last ropebreak. Lee ROCKS Eagles, CHOPS him down, then soaks up the heat. Eagles rises, and he KICKS! And KICKS! Lee blocks a kick but Eagles rolls through! GRAPEVINE, into RON MILLER SPECIAL! Lee scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Eagles lets go, and now Lee has used his second!
Eagles storms up but Lee throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Eagles wrenches and CHOP BLOCKS! Then BLINDSIDE LARIAT! The fans rally up for Eagles as we hit six minutes, and Eagles KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Eagles runs, TRIGGER GAMANGIRI! Lee flounders to a corner, Eagles aims from the other. Eagles runs in to DOUBLE KNEE, then Lee sits down. METEORA! Eagles drags Lee to a corner, TWO! Lee stays in this but Eagles stays focused. Eagles slashes his throat, the fans rally up, and Eagles cravats. But Lee fights that! Eagles CLUBS away on Lee, but Lee bends fingers! Lee SNAPS the fingers!
Lee reels Eagles in, straitjacket clinch, and then a yoyo into THE FANG! And from Fang into BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Eagles endures, reaches out, crawls his way forward, and the fans rally up! Eagles keeps fighting, ROPEBREAK! That’s his third and final, Lee roars as he has Eagles where he wants him! Lee reels Eagles in, suplexes, but Eagles slips free. Eagles shoves Lee, Lee BOOTS back, but Eagles tiger feints the legs out! Lee flounders, Eagles aims, springboard MISSILE DROPKICK to the knees! Then the step over, RON MILLER SPECIAL!! Lee flails, the fans fire up, and Lee reaches out, ROPEBREAK!
Eagles lets go, there are NO MORE ropebreaks! Eagles drags Lee back, but Lee kicks from below! Eagles just gets mad and hits a SPINNING TOEHOLD! Eagles goes to a corner and Brisbane rallies up! Eagles goes to the top rope, 450- NO, Lee dodges! Eagles rolls through, fires a strike fest, then hooks Lee up! But Lee spins Eagles out of the backpack into a FANG! Both men are down past nine minutes and the fans rally! Lee crawls to a cover, Eagles rolls it to one of his own! TWO!! Lee slips free, Eagles rolls him, schoolboy bridge, TWO! Lee BOOTS, Eagles ROUNDHOUSES! Lee rebounds, into Eagles’ wrench! TURBO BACKPACK!!
Both men are down, Eagles crawls to a cover, TWO!! but Eagles hurries to basement SUPERKICK! Lee flounders, Eagles rises up! WARP 4.5!! Lee clutches his legs, but Eagles steps through! Lee rolls Eagles around and around, BORDER CITY- Eagles makes it a cradle! TWO!! Lee escapes, goes to a corner, but goes up and over as Eagles runs in! Lee ELBOWS Eagles, Eagles ROUNDHOUSES, but Lee blocks it! Eagles rolls, but Lee stuffs the cradle! And holds ropes! Cover, LEE WINS!
Winner: Lee Moriarty, by pinfall (still ROH Pure Champion)
With no ropebreaks to count, that was a completely legal pin under ROH Pure Rules! Lee’s used that trick before, and it helped him again! Eagles is annoyed by that, but he keeps the Code of Honor. He also promises they’ll do this again some day. But will no one stop #TAIGASTYLE from defining ROH Pure Wrestling?
Mark Davis VS Tommy Knight!
He may have joined The Don Callis Family, but this is still Brisbane’s Dunkzilla! And while the Family couldn’t end Kenny Omega & Will Ospreay, will Davis make his mark here in ROH?
The bell rings and the big meaty men stare down. The fans rally, the two circle, and they tie up. Davis shoves Tommy back, then eggs him on. Tommy steps back up, the two tie up again, and Tommy waistlocks to headlock. Davis powers out but Tommy RAMS him! Neither man falls, so Tommy runs again. Tommy RAMS Davis, but Davis gets back in Tommy’s face. They RAM shoulder to shoulder, the fans chant “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis and Tommy go forehead to forehead, then knuckle lock for a Test of Strength! The fans rally, and Davis breaks the hold to kick low! Davis headlocks, Tommy powers up and out, but Davis CLOBBERS him!
The fans fire up, Davis runs up to SENTON! Cover, ONE!! Tommy shows his toughness, but Davis KICKS him! And CHOPS him! And SENTONS again! Cover, TWO! Davis is amused as Tommy stays in this, and he stands Tommy up. Davis CHOPS Tommy, then CHOPS again! Tommy goes to a corner, but dodges a chop to CHOP in return! And CHOP! And CHOP! Davis gets in Tommy’s face again, so Tommy CHOPS again! Davis CHOPS and Tommy staggers. Davis reels Tommy in, but Tommy fights the suplex! Tommy tries, but Davis fights the suplex! They fight for control, and Davis suplexes Tommy up and over!
The fans fire up while Tommy flounders to a corner. Davis storms up, and he scrubs Tommy with forearms! Davis then runs side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans rally, Davis pushes Tommy to a cover, TWO! Davis keeps Tommy down with a chinlock. Tommy endures, the fans rally up, and Tommy fights to his feet. Tommy fires body shots, then BOOTS Davis! Davis BOOTS back! Davis runs, but Tommy ELBOWS him! Tommy runs, but Davis ELBOWS him back! Davis then fakes Tommy out to LARIAT! Tommy roars, but Davis ENZIGIRIS! Tommy leans against ropes and the fans fire up with Davis!
Davis throws off the elbow pads, then he runs, but Tommy ROCKS him first! Tommy SWATS a lariat, ROLLING ELBOWS, then he fireman’s carries! But Davis fights free with elbows! Davis KNEES Tommy, runs, but into the fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, ONE?!? The fans fire up again as Davis rises! Tommy storms up to fire boxing elbows! Tommy ROCKS Davis, but Davis powers up! Davis SLAPS Tommy, fires more palm strikes, then LARIATS! Tommy flounders, Davis runs up, hops on, PENDULUM PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Davis wins!
Winner: Mark Davis, by pinfall
Brisbane cheers their hometown hero, but will Davis still be playing the villain alongside the Don Callis Family? Or can he be freed from his contract with Callis?
Backstage interview with Alex Windsor.
Lexy Nair is with Titanium Windsor, and brings up the title match she has with Athena. We saw Athena’s strong words for her, how does that affect Alex’s focus? Alex says this isn’t the first time she’s faced someone of such high caliber. Look at Athena. Not only is she the longest reigning Women’s Champion, she’s the longest reigning champion in ROH period. So Alex understands if Athena underestimates her, if Athena doesn’t take her seriously. Let her! Because that could be the biggest mistake of her career. And in doing so, we could be looking at the NEW ROH Women’s World Champion, Alex Windsor! The confidence is not shaken, but will that be Alex’s undoing?
ROH World Tag Team Championships: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara VS MXM Collection!
While The Natural was settling things with Maxwell Jacob Friedman, The Spanish God had a run in with Mansoor & Mason Madden in Daily’s Place. Sammy won the match, but was then mugged and robbed of the belt! MXM have given it a makeover, will they get the other belt to match? Or will the Sons of Texas stand tall Down Under?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who brings them both home!
The fans rally up behind Dustin, but MXM tells them to shut up. MXM poses on the corner, but the fans boo. The teams sort out, Dustin starts against Mansoor, and the Code of Honor is turned into the fingertip of honor! The bell still rings, Dustin and Mansoor circle, and they tie up. They break, tie up again, and Mansoor headlocks. Dustin powers up and out, Mansoor runs him over! And then he POSES! The fans are torn but Dustin stays calm. Dustin and Mansoor reset, tie up, and Dustin headlocks. Mansoor powers up and out, but Dustin CLOBBERS him! Things keep moving, Dustin whips Mansoor away and arm-drags!
But Mansoor kips up to POSE! The fans cheer and Dustin does applaud. Mansoor wants to see Dustin try that! The fans cheer, will Dustin kip up? Mansoor drops down and kips up! Then he takes a deep breath! Dustin says okay, okay, he’ll do it! Dustin says wait, tag to Sammy! Sammy says hold on, hold on. The fans want Dustin to kip up, right? The fans say yes, so Sammy tags Dustin back in! Sammy tells Dustin he can do it! Dustin steps in, the fans rally up more, and Dustin has Mansoor help him sit down. Dustin reclines back, but he avoids Mansoor’s elbow drop! Dustin knew it was a trick!
Dustin headlocks, then wrenches, and tag to Sammy. Sammy fires a body shot, then whips Mansoor. Sammy hurdles, backflips, and DROPKICKS! Then he kips up so smooth! The fans cheer, but Mansoor comes back, SNAP POWERSLAM from Dustin! Mason KNEES Sammy down, DECKS Dustin, and MXM regroups. They fingertip touch, then MXM takes aim. They rally the fans, build speed, but then fake everyone out, to POSE! Dustin & Sammy storm in, dodge and kick low, to DOUBLE RHODES UPPERCUT! MXM bails out, and now Dustin wants to go? Dustin says a prayer, and builds speed! But then Dustin fakes MXM out! “SUCK IT!”
The fans cheer and Dustin does the spinarooni! Dustin poses, the fans are thunderous, and then Sammy SUPER CANNONBALLS onto MXM! Sammy rolls in and poses alongside Dustin! The fans cheer, Mansoor flounders in, but Sammy kicks low. Sammy wrenches, then he tags Dustin in. The Sons of Texas reel Mansoor in to DOUBLE SUPLEX! Sammy sets up to then STANDING MOONSAULT! Dustin runs to SHINING WIZARD! Mansoor flounders, hot tag to Mason! Dustin dodges Mansoor to BLAST Mason, then he dodges Mansoor! Dustin climbs up to rain down fists! But Mason CLUBS Dustin at 5!
Mason runs to BLAST Sammy, then Mansoor holds Dustin up! Mason runs, LEG LARIAT SPINEBUSTER COMBO! Mansoor runs but Dustin avoids another elbow drop! Mason stomps Dustin for that, then stands him up to throat chop! Dustin goes to the corner, Mason fires body shots, “H! O! T! T! O~ T~ O~!” Mason UPPERCUTS Dustin, then argues with the ref. Mansoor CHOKES Dustin, but lets off before the ref sees. Mason drags Dustin up to scoop and SLAM! Tag to Mansoor, but again Dustin avoids an elbow drop! Tag back to Mason, Mansoor holds Dustin down, and Mason stomps Dustin before dropping an elbow!
Mason whips Dustin to the corner, tags Mansoor back in, then whips him in, LARIAT! Mason runs up to ELBOW! Feed to Mansoor, Manhattan Drop! Mansoor then dropkicks the legs out, and Mason runs to HIP ATTACK! Mason sits Dustin up, MXM give him hip attack pinball! The fans rally for Dustin, but Mansoor fakes the elbow drop to stomp Dustin! But then Dustin avoids the next elbow drop! Mansoor is furious and he HAMMERS away on Dustin! Mansoor facelocks, the fans rally up, and Dustin fights up. Dustin powers his way over step by step! Mansoor CLUBS Dustin, ROCKS Sammy, but then Dustin BACKDROPS Mansoor!
The fans fire up, but Sammy is still down! Mansoor rolls Dustin up, Dustin rolls through, Mansoor BLOCKBUSTERS! The fans boo but Mansoor climbs up. Mansoor aims, MACHO ELBOW FLOP! Dustin avoids yet another and the fans fire up! Dustin and Mansoor crawl, hot tag to Mason! Mason storms up but Dustin avoids his elbow drop, too! Dustin crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Sammy! Sammy goes up to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Sammy keeps moving, he dodges Mansoor and sends him out! Then Sammy PLANCHAS onto Mason! The fans fire up, Sammy goes inside, and he builds speed to FLY! Down goes Mansoor!
The fans fire up again and Sammy kips up. Sammy gives love to Tay Melo & Baby Luna, then he puts Mansoor in. Wrench and CUTTER on Mansoor! Mason grabs Sammy, Dustin breaks the grip! Sammy goes up, up and FLYING CUTTER! Mansoor SUPERKICKS Dustin! Sammy blocks a kick, FLIPS Mansoor, then torture racks! GO TO- NO, Mansoor blocks and has Sammy by the legs! CATAPULT to Mason’s URENAGE! Cover, DUSTIN BREAKS IT! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Dustin hurries back to his corner. Sammy crawls, MXM regroups, and Mansoor tags in. MXM drags Sammy up, underhook, CENTER- NO, Sammy kicks free!
Dustin trips Mason, drags him out, and CHOPS! And UPPERCUTS! But Mansoor rolls Sammy! TWO! Mansoor kicks Sammy, ENZIGIRIS, but Dustin runs in, DESTROYER!! The fans are thunderous as Dustin opens the way! Mansoor is stuck in the ropes, he begs for mercy, but Mason has a title belt! The ref stops him from going after Dustin with that, and that lets Dustin give Mansoor SHATTERED DREAMS! The fans fire up, and Dustin ROCKS Mason! Mason falls into Mansoor’s catwalk! Sammy then torture racks Mason!? the Mahogany Hunk GOES TO HOSPITAL! Dustin LARIATS Mason, but Mansoor leaps! Into Sammy’s SUPERKICK!
Dustin gets Mansoor for THE FINAL RECKONING! Sammy goes up for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, Sons of Texas win!
Winners: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (still ROH World Tag Team Champions)
Dustin & Sammy continue to make history! Defending these titles in Japan, defending these titles in Australia, but wait! MXM literally steals their remodeled belt again! Sammy leaves the chase for later, he’s still a champion. Will Sammy just order a new belt and move on to the next challenge? Who will be the next challenge for the Sons of Texas?
ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena VS Alex Windsor!
The Fallen Goddess is the record-setting champion here in ROH at 799 DAYS, but she faces a woman who did very much the same in Rev-Pro as British Women’s Champion. Will Windsor be the one that brings the Forever Reign to an end? Or will Athena turn Titanium Windsor into porcelain?
Hmm, Momo Watanabe is back in the crowd after having also watched AEW Grand Slam: Australia on Saturday. Perhaps the International Women’s Cup champion is aiming at this title, too. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who wins this Global War!
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally. Athena and Alex tie up, go around, go along ropes and then end up in a corner. The ref counts, Athena lets off, but she trips Alex to sit her down! Athena pats Alex on the head, but then gets away as Alex storms up. Athena cheers herself on and the fans join in. Alex dares Athena to get back in the ring, so Athena steps back in. The fans rally behind Alex but Athena says okay, be that way. Alex and Athena circle, then Athena kicks low. Athena whips Alex corner to corner, Alex goes up and over, and she arm-drags! And arm-drags! And then wrings the arm to basement dropkick!
The fans fire up as Alex runs in and RAMS Athena in the corner! Alex fires body shots, whips, but Athena grabs ropes to block! Athena stomps Alex’s foot, then whips her into buckles! Alex flops to the apron, but Athena builds speed, and she baseball slide DROPKICKS Alex to the floor! Athena goes out after Alex, but Alex shoves her back. Alex boots but Athena gets under, to then APRON POWERBOMB her! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Athena just POSTS Alex. Alex flounders away, Momo is amused, but Athena tells her to sit back down. Athena puts Alex in the ring, then KICKS her in the back!
Athena drives an ELBOW into Alex’s head, then clamps on a neck wrench. The ref sees Athena hiding the fishhook, so Athena stops. Alex fires body shots, the fans rally up, but Athena throws Alex down, to then rain down fists! The ref counts, Athena tells him to stop telling her what to do! Alex fires more body shots, but Athena knees low, CLUBS her down, then CLUBS away on her! Athena cravats Alex for another neck wrench, and Athena shouts at the fans, “Who’s the best?” “YOU!” “Who’s the toughest?” “YOU!” Athena KNEES Alex, grinds her back down, but the fans rally again. Alex fights up and fires more body shots,
Alex breaks free, rolls Athena up, TWO! Athena swings, Alex dodges and whips, then she LARIATS in the corner! Alex keeps moving, she blows through Athena’s lariat to then SHOULDER TACKLE! Alex kips up, the fans fire up, and Alex runs in. Alex blocks boots, puts Athena in ropes, ENZIGIRI and DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Athena survives but the fans rally up more. Alex grabs the legs, brings Athena around, and steps through, only for Athena to kick at her! Alex staggers away, but then Athena throat chops! The ref reprimands but Athena pie faces her. Athena SLAPS Alex, runs, but Alex runs up to LARIAT!
Alex runs, Athena follows to UPPERCUT! Athena runs but Alex follows again to LARIAT! Alex runs but Athena slides, reaches up, and RANAS! The fans fire up as Athena builds speed, but Alex scoops! Athena slips free to ripcord, but Alex ducks! Alex ripcords, Athena fights the clinch, but Alex whips her away. Athena springboards, but Alex catches her! The fans fire up as Alex hits a FALL AWAY SLAM! Athena rises, Alex runs up, but Athena wrenches her to a SAIDO! Athena roars, “This is MY show!” Athena runs, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Athena survives and the fans fire up!
Alex rises, the fans rally up again, and Alex drags Athena by a leg. Alex steps through, turns Athena over, SHARPSHOOTER! Athena endures as Alex sits deep on the hold! Athena fights and the fans rally. Athena claws at the mat but Alex sits deep again! Alex has her arm laced inside for extra pressure, but Athena turns and she CLAWS at Alex’s leg! Alex falls, the hold is undone, and Athena slips around, but Alex drags her to a cover! TWO!! Athena stands, but Alex BOOTS her into the corner! The fans fire up, Alex runs in, LARIAT! Alex backs up, runs back in, and LARIATS! And then she LARIATS point blank, again and again!
The fans cheer as Alex huffs ‘n’ puffs and CHOPS! Athena CHOPS in return! The CHOPS go back and forth, the fans “WOO~” every time, and Alex gets the edge! Alex winds up, to CHOP Athena off her feet! Cover, TWO! Athena stays in this, but Alex aims. Alex runs, Athena ducks the Penalty Kick to kip up and SUPERKICK! Athena reels Alex in, but Alex BACKDROPS! Athena rebounds off ropes, gut wrenches Alex, and SIDEWINDER GUTBUSTER! Athena is all fired up, the fans are with her, and she runs to DECK Alex! Cover, TWO?!? Alex survives that knockout forearm and Momo is definitely enjoying this!
The fans rally up, Athena snarls, and she stomps Alex down. Athena goes up the corner, but Alex rises up! Alex ROCKS Athena first, climbs up the corner, but Athena shoves her back down! Alex comes back to UPPERUCT! Alex THROWS Athena off the top! Athena comes back, Alex goes up! Athena runs into buckles, and Alex hauls her to the top rope! Alex fires HEADBUTT, after HEADBUTT, after HEADBUTT! Alex hoists Athena up, SUPER FISHERMAN SCREW!! Cover, TWO?!?! Athena survives Windsor’s Wild Ride but the fans are thunderous! Alex rises, aims from a corner, and Athena flounders.
Alex roars, runs up, but Athena ducks the discus to DDT! Then Athena runs, to SHOTGUN Alex into a corner! Athena snapmares Alex, goes up the corner, for the O-FACE!! Cover, Athena wins!
Winner: Athena, by pinfall (still ROH Women’s World Champion)
Another challenge, another win, and Athena now reaches EIGHT HUNDRED DAYS!! “Historic” doesn’t even cover it at this point, but Momo might look to change that. Will Athena and Momo settle things from WrestleDynasty? Or will Momo still find another target to cash in on?
My Thoughts:
A great event for ROH, especially for bringing back Global Wars. The Aussie crowd is a lot of fun, they still had energy for this even after doing Grand Slam. That was a great Six Man Tag to open, and the fans absolutely loved Big Bill. But the Faces of course won, helping Bandido get the win on Jericho to set up their title match. Hobbs showing up was also a natural move, and that helps hype this week’s Street Fight on Dynamite. I would think Hobbs wins that, and maybe, just maybe, Bill breaks away from Jericho and the fans can cheer him on even more. And as I’ve said before, Bandido could/should dethrone Jericho if it happens on the ROH return to cable.
Great squash win for Davis. Tommy Knight looked good in the loss but between being the hometown guy and needing to build himself now that he’s fully in Don Callis Family, Davis was of course winning. And likewise, of course the title status quo was staying the same. But like I say, it works just fine when the matches are really good, and that’s what happened here. Eagles pushed Lee to his limit, or at least the ropebreak limit, but Lee brought out that same sneaky tactic he used before. Also, Eagles already has two titles, he wasn’t winning a third. Who knows who takes the Pure title off Lee but he’s going to have a great reign until then.
The Sons of Texas VS MXM was very good, and of course Dustin & Sammy win to retain the championships, but I’m a little surprised MXM get away with the belt. I really think this should be a case, both in reality and kayfabe, that Sammy is just given a new copy of the ROH World Tag Team Championship. I can’t see there being an actual rematch just because MXM is holding the physical item hostage. Well, okay, I guess that logic falls apart looking at Kevin Owens and Cody Rhodes with their feud over the WWE Championship, but whatever.
And good promos from Athena and Alex going into their great main event match. Big boon for Women’s Wrestling worldwide as NXT Vengeance Day sandwiched their show with women’s titles, then Grand Slam and Global Wars both ended with women’s titles. Momo is still waiting to choose her opponent, which is a little surprising given she isn’t a champion in Stardom. But maybe she doesn’t want to just redo a Stardom title reign and wants to expand her résumé. I feel like Momo should still choose Mercedes Mone just for the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship but I could see the appeal of taking down THE longest reigning champion in ROH history.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Mitchell’s NJPW Best of the Super Juniors Results & Report! (5/24/25)
Round 7, all together!

Whose luck is about to change for the better?
Master Wato and Nick Wayne lead their blocks, but will they prove they’re the Best of the Super Juniors? Or will they stumble here in round 7?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Ninja Mack VS Clark Connors; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Titan VS SHO; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Francesco Akira VS Robbie X; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS MAO; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Kosei Fujita VS Dragon Dia; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Kevin Knight VS Taiji Ishimori; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Hiromu Takahashi VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: YOH VS Nick Wayne; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: KUSHIDA VS Master Wato; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: El Desperado VS Ryusuke Taguchi; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Master Wato: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie X: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 3-3, 6 points
Dragon Dia: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-3, 6 points
Kosei Fujita: 3-3, 6 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Clark Connors: 3-3, 6 points
KUSHIDA: 3-3, 6 points
Ninja Mack: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the current B Block standings!
Nick Wayne: 4-2, 8 points
MAO: 3-3, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado: 3-3, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-3, 6 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-3, 6 points
Titan: 3-3, 6 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
SHO: 2-4, 4 points
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Ninja Mack VS Clark Connors!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Titan VS SHO!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Francesco Akira VS Robbie X!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS MAO!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Kosei Fujita VS Dragon Dia!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Kevin Knight VS Taiji Ishimori!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Hiromu Takahashi VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
If you saw their backstage comments from Thursday, then you know something is brewing here. The Ticking Timebomb is unaffiliated but has vowed to never join the House of Torture. Will the Heel Master change his mind? Or will Hiromu never join the side of Evil?
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: YOH VS Nick Wayne!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: KUSHIDA VS Master Wato!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: El Desperado VS Ryusuke Taguchi!
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Master Wato: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie X: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 3-3, 6 points
Dragon Dia: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-3, 6 points
Kosei Fujita: 3-3, 6 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Clark Connors: 3-3, 6 points
KUSHIDA: 3-3, 6 points
Ninja Mack: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the NEW B Block standings!
Nick Wayne: 4-2, 8 points
MAO: 3-3, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado: 3-3, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-3, 6 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-3, 6 points
Titan: 3-3, 6 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
SHO: 2-4, 4 points
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Mitchell’s WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event Results & Report! (5/24/25)
John Cena faces the Truth!

Time to beat some Hustle, Loyalty & Respect back into John Cena!
R-Truth knows power and fame corrupted John Cena, and he also knows that Cena can still be saved! Will Saturday Night’s Main Event be his salvation?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker w/ Paul Heyman VS CM Punk & Sami Zayn; Rollins & Bron win.
- WWE Women’s United States Championship: Zelina Vega VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Zelina wins and retains the title.
- John Cena VS R-Truth; Cena wins.
- Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest; Priest wins.
- WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Jey Uso VS Logan Paul; Jey wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker w/ Paul Heyman VS CM Punk & Sami Zayn!
The Visionary has a plan for the WWE’s future, and it all revolves around him. With The Wise Man in his corner and the Badass by his side, will the future belong to Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins? Or will a bitter enemy and a former friend stand in his way?
The moment Punk and Sami hit the ring, it is a brawl! The fans fire up as Sami has Rollins and Punk has Bron! Sami LARIATS Rollins up and out of the ring! Bron KNEES Punk, but Sami helps HAMMER away on Bron! The fans bark and cheer while Sami & Punk double whip. Bron grabs ropes, but then Sami & Punk DOUBLE LARIAT him up and out! The fans fire up as Punk goes out after Rollins! Rollins tells Punk to back off, and he rolls into the ring, only for Sami to get him! The bell finally rings and Sami fires hands! Rollins puts Sami on the ropes, the ref counts, and Rollins lets off. The ref reprimands, but Bron CLOBBERS Sami behind his back!
Rollins drags Sami up while the fans boo and bark. Rollins TOSSES Sami, tags Bron, and Bron SMACKS Sami off the desk. Bron goes to the apron, FLYING BULLDOG onto the desk! Both men tumble over and the fans bark it up while Saturday Night’s Main Event goes to break.
SNME returns and Sami throws hands with Bron! The fans rally up but Bron RAMS Sami into the corner! Bron RAMS Sami again and again, then argues with the ref. That lets Rollins throw hands on Sami! The fans boo, Punk protests, but Bron brings Sami around. Bron stares Punk down, then he suplexes Sami high and hard! Cover, TWO! Sami shows grit but Bron shows off by doing push-ups. Bron eggs Punk on, stands Sami up and fires knees. Tag to Rollins and the fans rally for Sami. Bron and Rollins double whip, but Sami grabs ropes! Rollins runs up but into an ELBOW! Bron runs up but Sami DUMPS him out! Rollins tries again, Sami dodges, hot tag to Punk!
The fans are thunderous as the Best in the World rallies on Rollins! ELBOW after ELBOW, then a whip to the ropes for a CALF KICK! Rollins stagger sup, into a wrench and NECKBREAKER! Punk throws off his shirt, says night-night, and fireman’s carries! Rollins fights free, but Punk mule kicks, hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survives and Heyman is shocked as old dog Punk busts out new tricks! The fans rally behind Punk and he runs up, SHINING WIZARD! Bron is in, but Punk LARIAT BULLDOG COMBOS! Rollins is down in a drop zone and Punk goes up the corner! The fans cheer, Punk aims, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!!
Rollins stays in this but Punk stays focused. Punk says night-night again, fireman’s carries again, but Bron drags Rollins to safety! “This is Awesome!” as Punk swings on Bron. Bron gets away, Punk turns around, and Rollins kicks low! Underhooks and PEDIGREE!! Cover, SAMI BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but here comes Bron! Bron stomps Sami, throws hands, then headlocks. Bron TOSSES Sami but Sami lands safe on the apron! Bron runs back up, Sami DUMPS him back out! Sami then lines up the shot, ARABIAN PRESS! Down goes Bron and the fans fire up! Sami and Punk turn things around as SNME goes to break!
SNME returns again and Punk ROCKS Rollins with a right! Rollins ROCKS Punk, Punk ROCKS Rollins, repeat! The fans rally as the shots go faster and faster! Punk gets the edge, throws KNEE after KNEE, then fireman’s carries! But Rollins fights free again, mule kicks, and runs! But Punk avoids the stomp to run, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! The fans fire up while both men are down! The ref checks, both men stir, and Rollins kicks at Punk to get away. The two crawl, the fans bark, hot tags to Sami and Bron! Sami dodges, gets around, BLUE- NO, Bron fights free and kicks low! But Sami fights the lift to knuckle lock and CHOP!
Sami goes up, up, and TORNADO DDTS! The fans fire up and Sami has Bron in a corner! Sami goes to the other end, takes aim, but Rollins anchors Sami! Punk runs up, PLANCHAS, and down goes Rollins! But Bron runs in! Sami clinches, CORNER EXPLODER! Sami hurries to the other corner now, and the fans fire up as he takes aim! Wait, Heyman grabs at Sami’s leg! The fans boo, the ref reprimands the Wise Man for being a wise guy, but who is this hopping the barriers? IT’S BRONSON REED!! Auszilla is back, and he CLOBBERS PUNK through a barrier?!? The fans lose their minds as Sami is just as stunned!
Sami shouts for Punk, but turns around into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron & Rollins win!
Winners: Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker, by pinfall
Big Bronson Reed makes his return in a big way, and it helps his former target in Seth Rollins! Bron storms into the ring now, could Bronson simply want to destroy Rollins himself? Bronson and Bron stare down, but Rollins pats Bron on the shoulder, and HUGS BRONSON!! Heyman loves it! A new follower of the vision has shown himself! And now instead of rivals, Bron and Bronson shake hands as friends! Punk is up, grabs at Heyman, but Bronson CLOBBERS him! Bronson puts Punk in the drop zone, Rollins & Bron hold Punk down, and Bronson hits a TSUNAMI!! The fans are going nuts while Rollins stands over the destroyed Punk.
With two behemoths behind him, will nothing and no one stop Rollins from taking over Monday Night Raw and then the entire WWE?
Backstage interview with Chelsea Green.
Cathy Kelley is with The Hot Mess and her Secret Her-vice, and brings up- Chelsea stops Cathy before she starts, and says Chelsea has risen from the ashes. She was in mourning, but now it is night! Saturday Night’s Main Event, to be exact. And guess what? The votes are in! And after Chelsea she beats Zelina Vega tonight, she will usher in her second term as the GREATEST, longest-reigning, most dangerous Women’s United States Champion! Thank you for your her-vice. Piper & Alba lead the way, but will the results go the way Chelsea polled them? Or will nothing stop La Muneca’s reign?
WWE Women’s United States Championship: Zelina Vega VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!
Saturday Night’s Main Event returns and Zelina makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the real Lady Liberty!
The bell rings and Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea rains down furious fists, then bumps her off buckles. Chelsea whips Zelina back into the corner hard, then soaks up… cheers?! Tampa has some fans of the Hot Mess, but Zelina rolls her up! TWO, and Chelsea scoops, only for Zelina to slips free and SHADOW ELBOW! Zelina runs and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! The fans fire up as Zelina dials it up, but Chelsea ducks the 619! Chelsea SLAPS Zelina, reels her in, and KNEES, but Zelina blocks to KNEE back! Chelsea flops out, Zelina storms out to the apron, but Chelsea ducks a kick to get under Zelina for a POWERBOMB to the floor!
Zelina writhes and the fans fire up. Chelsea puts Zelina in the ring, covers, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea grows frustrated. Chelsea SMACKS Zelina off the mat, dusts herself off, then drags Zelina up. Chelsea SLAPS Zelina, pie faces her, and says SHE is the rightful champion! Zelina SLAPS, Chelsea SLAPS, and Chelsea runs for the SLIDING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Zelina toughs it out, Piper & Alba are annoyed and Chelsea argues the count. Chelsea then grabs the arms for a motorcycle stretch, and she KNEES away on Zelina’s back. Zelina endures, the fans rally and duel, and Zelina fights up.
Zelina goes for a body shot but Chelsea THRWOS her down! Chelsea clamps on with a chinlock and she grinds Zelina down. The fans rally, Zelina fights up, and Zelina fires body shots. Then she JAWBREAKERS free! Chelsea BOOTS Zelina in return! The fans are torn but Chelsea pushes Zelina in a corner. Chelsea stomps a mudhole in, the fans are torn, but Chelsea stops as the ref counts. Chelsea then goes up, up, and VADER FLOPS as Zelina moves! Zelina comes back with the rolling KICK! Chelsea sputters, Zelina powers up, and the fans rally. Chelsea rises up, Zelina runs up, and LARIATS! And LARIATS! And blocks a knee to ELBOW again!
Zelina hits a SAIDO! Then a kip up! The fans fire up with Zelina and she has Chelsea in a corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Chelsea to center, goes up the corner, and leaps, but Chelsea dodges! Zelina comes back, but into a REVERSE STO! Chelsea chicken wings and turns her, but Zelina hits a BACKSTABBER! Zelina fires up, the fans are with her, and she dials it up, 619! Well, some of it. Chelsea flops back, Alba gets on the apron, and the ref stops Alba, but Piper YANKS Zelina down! The fans boo but Chelsea hurries up top! Zelina HEADBUTTS Chelsea first! And she hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Cover, ZELINA WINS!!
Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s United States Champion)
Call that a New York Smash, because the champ is still here! Zelina hurries away before the Secret Her-vice can get her, but was this Chelsea’s last chance at the title? Will Zelina be able to move on to new opponents for the Summer?
BREAKING NEWS for Worlds Collide!
On top of Legado Del Fantasma taking on AAA icons Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr, we will now a Chad Gable VS El Hijo Del Vikingo! Will the man who can’t stand lucha libre be able to best one of the best in lucha today?
BREAKING NEWS for a HUGE weekend in Atlanta!
WWE is bringing back some fan favorites! First: NXT Great American Bash! Second: Another Saturday Night’s Main Event! And third: the second-ever EVOLUTION! Saturday, July 12th, and Sunday, July 13th, all in the State Farm Arena! Tickets on-sale Tuesday & Wednesday, do not miss how hot Hotlanta is going to get for the Summer!
John Cena VS R-Truth!
When it came to winning his historic 17th world title reign off of Cody Rhodes, the Greatest Of All Time vowed to ruin wrestling. When it came to keeping this title from another great in Randy Orton, the GOAT vowed to erase legacies. But now, against a man who called him a friend and a “childhood hero,” Cena isn’t sure what to think. But will he see the error of his ways after fighting the Truth? Or will power and fame continue to corrupt the Last Real Champion?
The fans still sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” as Cena makes his way out in classic Tampa Bay Buccaneers creamsicle colors. And he of course has Lillian Garcia do the introduction: The Greatest of All Time, the Never-Seen Seventeen, gracing Tampa with his presence for the final time, The Last Real Champion… JOHN CENA! Truth then makes his entrance, as if he’s John Cena?! No, wait, that’s RON CENA! The shirt says so! He even does the proper salute, run in, and slide! Cena is mad, and he LARIATS Truth! The bell rings and the fans boo, but Cena rains down fists on Truth! Cena RIPS Truth’s shirt off and throws it away.
The fans chant, “LET’S GO, CENA!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cena is only more upset, and he bumps Truth off buckles. Cena ROCKS Truth, whips him corner to corner hard, and Truth falls to the mat. Cena picks up the earrings that Truth lost and throws them at him. The fans chant, “You Can’t Wrestle!” “Yes, He Can!” Cena runs and he SHOULDER TACKLES Truth! The fans are torn but Cena waits on Truth. Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! But Truth stands up, takes a swing, but into the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Cena says “You Can’t See Me!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then the fireman’s carry, but Truth slips free!
Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! And SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Truth gives Cena a SPIN-OUT BOMB! And then “You Can’t See Me!” Truth runs to FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Truth fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!! Cena survives his own move and the fans fire up! Truth hurries to get Cena’s leg! S T F!! Cena endures, crawls, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Truth lets go, and fans boo as Cena bails out. Truth storms out and the fans rally behind him. Truth brings Cena up, btu Cena POSTS him! Cena puts Truth back in the ring, and he grabs the belt?!
The fans boo as Cena just wants to end this! The ref reprimands but Cena takes aim. Truth stands up, Cena runs up, but then Cena hesitates?! Truth is disappointed that Cena wanted to do this, and the fans are cheering for Cena to put the belt down! Cena says okay, and he gives the belt back. The fans cheer, but then Cena LOW BLWOS Truth!! And fireman’s carry! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, Cena wins!
Winner: John Cena, by pinfall
Just when you can’t think he could go any lower, he does! And then Cena gets the belt back to take aim again! Truth rises up, the ref reprimands but there’s nothing anyone can do! BELT SHOT!! Cena leaves Truth behind, and with him, the man he once was. Will Cena make sure he ends his farewell tour as both the greatest and the worst of all time?
Jey Uso and John Cena cross paths.
The two top champions stare down, and Cena says, “Been a long time.” Jey says, “Last time I seen you, I threw you out to win the Royal Rumble, Uce.” Cena says yeah, that’s good. Very… fun. Cena is glad Jey remembers the last time they saw each other. Cena is looking forward to the next time. Because there’s something special about Jey being from one of the most prestigious families in the history of this industry and losing that title to Logan Paul. Wouldn’t it be something if, when Cena’s clock strikes zero, Cena takes THE WWE Championship home with him, and Jey’s World Heavyweight Championship is around the waist of a YouTuber.
“Sounds like that’d almost… ruin wrestling. Gosh, that’s a lot of pressure for the match tonight. Good luck, champ. I’ll be watching closely.” The GOAT is clearly trying to mess with Main Event Jey’s mind, but will it work? Or will Jey YEET said YouTuber back to the internet?
Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest!
This cycle of violence has gone on for over a year, and somehow, WrestleMania wasn’t enough to end it. But now, on a Saturday night, they step inside the steel to settle this once and for all. Who feels real pain while the other walks away and leaves this all behind him?
Priest steps in through the door and Drew attacks! Priest falls to the floor, Drew is right after him and CLUBS him! Drew RAMS Priest into the barriers, the refs reprimand, but Drew shoves Priest in. Then Drew brings chairs out from under the ring! Drew puts those in the ring, then he slams the door shut! The bell finally rings, and Priest attacks Drew in return! Drew stops from hitting the steel but Priest ROCKS him! Priest tries again but Drew refuses to be sent into steel. Drew throws body shots and CHOP! Drew tries now but Priest stops from being sent into steel! Drew CHOPS again, but Priest clinches for a FLATLINER!
Both big men slowly rise back up, and the fans rally as Priest kicks and UPPERCUTS! Priest brings Drew around to whip, but Drew reverses, only for Priest to SUPERKICK! Priest choke grips, but Drew fires elbows! Drew CLAWS Priest’s eyes, shoves him to a corner, then runs up. Priest BOOTS Drew, then runs corner to corner, but Drew dodges! Priest hits buckles, and Drew THROWS him into the steel! Drew scoops Priest, aims again, and LAWN DARTS Priest into the steel! The fans are torn but Drew seethes as SNME goes to break.
SNME returns and Drew climbs the cage! Priest pursues and drags Drew down a step. Priest climbs up to hit Drew with forearms! Then Priest clinches Drew, but Drew fights with elbows! Drew SMACKS Priest off the steel, Priest falls down, and Drew carefully turns around, to AX- NO, Priest avoids the ax handle, and BOOTS Drew down! Not quite a Claymore but Priest still drags Drew up to choke grip! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!??! Drew survives and Priest is stunned! The fans rally and Priest rises up. Priest climbs the ropes, then the cage! Drew hurries after Priest, CLUBS away on him, then HAMMERS Priest’s head!
Drew wobbles but he steadies himself, and he brings Priest back down from the top, with a SUPER DUPER PLEX!! The fans fire up as Drew kips up! The Scottish Terminator takes aim, calls it out, “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAYMORE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Priest survives and now Drew is stunned! “This is Awesome!” as both men rise. Drew throws a haymaker, but Priest fires back! The hands go back and forth, harder and harder, faster and faster! The fans rally, it is fast ‘n’ furious, but Priest KICKS, KICKS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Drew staggers around, Priest ROCKS him again! Priest goes corner to corner, and BACK ELBOWS!
Priest keeps moving, but he fakes out the Claymore! Ghost pin, TWO! Drew is up, he choke grips, and he steals SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Priest survives his own move and the fans fire up! Drew looks up to Heaven, perhaps questioning what he must do to win. The fans sing for Drew, and Drew grabs one of those chairs he brought in. Drew runs up and JAMS Priest! Then he SMACKS Priest on the back! Priest falls to his knees, then Drew SMACKS Priest even harder! Drew puts the chair aside and watches Priest writhe. Drew calculates, and then he smiles and soaks up cheers and jeers.
Drew drags Priest up between ropes and steel, then puts him in the corner. A chair is wedged and waiting! Flashback to Mania, but Priest dodges! Claymore hits chair!! Priest is up and he JAMS Drew with the other chair! And then he puts it under Drew’s chin! FULL METAL JAWBREAKER!! And then a choke grip, SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! But Priest isn’t satisfied, and the fans fire up! Priest has the chair, puts it under Drew’s head, and Priest grabs the other chair! A shoutout to his Rated R mentor! Priest aims for a CON-CHAIR-TO!! The fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” but Priest leaves Drew behind. Priest steps outside the door, but then wonders if this is good enough.
Priest decides yes, and he steps to the floor to win!
Winner: Damian Priest, by escape
Priest has left Drew for dead, and the ref is calling for medical help! Did Priest just terminate the terminator? Drew manages to sit up but he is dazed. Drew manages to make it to the stretcher under his own power, only to refuse it! Will Drew need time to step away and reevaluate?
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Jey Uso VS Logan Paul!
After winning the Royal Rumble against all odd, and after winning this title at WrestleMania against all odds, Main Event Jey is now on top of the world! But The Maverick thinks that after just showing up, running his mouth, and punking out superstar after superstar, he is going to be on top of the WWE now. Will Logan ruin wrestling, just like John Cena predicted? Or will we all YEET with Saturday Night’s Main Event Jey Uso?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is really championship material!
The bell rings, the fans rally for Jey while he and Logan step up. They test each other, then tie up. Jey headlocks, Logan powers out, but Jey RUNS Logan over! The fans fire up, “YEET!” and then things speed up. Jey jumps the dropdown, Logan hurdles, but Jey stops to UPPERCUT! Logan staggers around, Jey UPPERCUTS again! Logan goes to a corner, Jey whips, but Logan reverses. Jey goes up and over, but Logan ELBOWS Jey! Logan BOOTS Jey, goes up, and leaps for a BLOCKBUSTER! Logan kips up, the fans boo, but Logan just smirks. Jey bails out, Logan aims and PLANCAHS, and down goes Jey!
Logan fires up but the fans boo while SNME goes to break.
SNME returns once again and Logan blocks a kick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Logan falls back to a corner and Jey has the fans rally up with “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs in, HIP ATTACK! Cover, TWO! Logan stays in this but Jey stays focused. Jey goes up the corner and the fans fire up. Jey aims to USO SPLASH, onto knees! Logan makes it a cradle, TWO!! Jey survives and Logan is upset with the ref. The ref says that count was fair, so Logan hauls Jey up. Logan fireman’s carries, and he soaks up heat before he hits the ROLLING SENTON! Then the LIONSAULT, but onto knees! The fans fire up as Jey gets even!
Logan staggers away and clutches his stomach. Jey rises, dodges Logan, and then POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him! Cover, TWO! Logan stays in this but Jey still stays focused. The fans rally, Jey and Logan rise again, and Jey storms up on Logan in the corner. Logan grabs a buckle pad to resist! The pad comes free, Jey UPPERCUTS Logan, and then Jey LARIATS Logan up and out! Logan bumps into the desk, Jey builds speed, and Jey DIVES into a HAYMAKER! Logan brings Jey up to bump him off the top buckle! Jey staggers away, Logan slingshots in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Logan survives and Jey is a bit surprised.
Jey goes to a corner and the fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Logan rises, Jey runs up, but Logan sends him into the bare buckle!! Jey staggers, Logan hits that ONE LUCKY PUNCH!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Jey survives and Logan is shocked! Logan is furious now, and he drags Jey up. The fans rally for Jey, they tell off Logan, and Jey shoves Logan away! SUPERKICK!! Logan falls into the drop zone, Jey hurries up top, USO SPLASH!!! Clean hit and Jey covers, BUT JOHN CENA YANKS THE REF OUT!!! The fans boo as Cena attacks Jey! The WWE Champion can’t let Jey win so he has to beat him down!
Logan is a bit surprised by this as Cena just stomps away on Jey! But here comes CODY RHODES!!! The American Nightmare returns and he runs right up on Cena! Cody fires off, kicks low, and RHODES UPPERCUTS!! Then he gives Cena a CROSS RHODES!!! Cena bails out, but Logan has BRASS KNUCKLES!! Cody dodges that shot, and Jey SPEARS Logan!! Jey hurries up top, Cody finds the ref, and USO SPLASH!!! Cover, JEY WINS!!!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)
Cena tried to ruin wrestling all on his own, but Cody would not allow it! And Cody has his mic to say, “You’ve ruined ENOUGH! I’m sorry that the John Cena Farewell Tour rode right through Rhodes Country. But I’m back! I’m ready to fight! You got yourself a partner in Logan Paul, I got myself a brother in the World Heavyweight Champion! We’ll see you at MONEY IN THE BANK!!” The fans are thunderous and SNME has to cut away! Will Cody & Jey bring things back to when they were tag team champions and take down two of the biggest egos in the entire world?
My Thoughts:
A great Saturday Night’s Main Event, and some surprising story advancement with it. Rollins & Bron VS Punk & Sami was very good, but what a great way to bring Bronson Reed back. Quite the surprising move to have Bronson join up with Rollins rather than be an enemy, too. A bit of the typical “Heels work together just because they’re Heels,” but there can be some kayfabing that in Bronson’s time away with injury, Rollins talked with him and got him to see things Rollins’ way. And in the end, this is a wild addition to the faction, as Bron & Bronson can destroy a lot of tag teams to become champions while Rollins goes for the world title.
Very good match from Zelina VS Chelsea, both of them sporting their own take on patriotic super hero. I believe Zelina kept with her My Hero Academia theme and was a combination of All Might and Stars & Stripes. Great win for Zelina with that super Code Red, and I would think Chelsea moves on, despite not really being set up for MITB or the top title. For that matter, not sure who would challenge her when two great contenders in Piper and Alba are subservient to Chelsea. I guess we can wait and see what else sorts out with MITB, and even NXT Battleground for that matter, as I bet more call-ups are due for the Summer.
Great Steel Cage match from Drew and Priest, and while I wish there were more No Escape style Cage matches, allowing for a simple walk out the door makes for poetic imagery from Priest. Priest showed absolute brutality to Drew with the Con-Chair-To, to then show a bit of mercy by just leaving him there. Plus, this all makes sense if Drew needs some legit time off for his injuries. Word was, Drew’s neck was making it hard to turn and look around, so writing him off with that finish is fine. Priest can certainly go for the Men’s US Championship now, once we see how things shake out with the Men’s MITB and this Fatu-Solo-Mateo story.
And great stuff from both top champions. Truth being “Ron Cena” was so good, I could not help but laugh and cheer out loud. Cena reacting the way he did was also great, and the bait ‘n’ switch on how he was going to cheat was brilliant. Cena even adds heat with him messing with Jey, and even trying to ruin the main event. Jey VS Logan was a great match even going into that overbooking, but this was also a great way for Cody to make his return. Cody & Jey VS Cena & Logan at MITB is going to be some good stuff, and can easily set up Cena VS Cody 2 for SummerSlam. Jey still has to worry about Gunther on June 9th, so Logan will have to wait his turn on a rematch, which could also be for SummerSlam since it is two nights this year.
My Score: 8.7/10
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