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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (2/13/25)
Sail away, maaaan~!

All aboard the Cruise of Jericho!
Tonight, watch the great matches from the ROH World Champion’s annual Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager at Sea! Who will be having the best time on this Cruise of Jericho?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Jay Lethal VS Mason Madden w/ Mansoor; Lethal wins.
- Billie Starkz VS Harley Cameron; Harley wins.
- AEW International Championship Title Eliminator: Konosuke Takeshita VS Tommy Billington; Konosuke wins and denies Tommy a title opportunity.
- The Outrunners VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Outrunners win.
- Ricochet VS Serpentico; Ricochet wins.
- ROH World Television Championship: Komander VS Nick Wayne; Komander wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hola, gente! That’s Spanish for ‘Hi, guys!'” (Technically, “Hello, people”.) “And Spanish is the language they speak in the Dominican Republic. Why am I telling you about this? Because that’s where the Jericho Cruise: Six on the Beach went this year. And tonight on ROH, presented by The Nueve, Your ROH World Champion, we are gonna have a show filled with ROH special matches right from the Jericho Cruise. You’ve never seen it like this before. 20 years of ROH history, and it took Chris Jericho to bring such a festive scenario to you, live here on ROH tonight!
“So you can say that Mark Briscoe, or Bryan Danielson, or Nigel McGuinness, or my personal favorite, Jay Briscoe, is your number one ROH Champion, but after tonight, there is no doubt in my mind, or anybody else’s, that Chris Jericho, The Nueve, is Numero Uno for the ROH Campeonatos. That’s number one for ROH Champions. Enjoy the show tonight, guys, and hopefully we’ll see you next year on the high seas on the Jericho Cruise! Adios, gente! Also Spanish.” Jericho winks and gives a thumbs up, but indeed, ROH has for the first time ever a very special cruise edition! Soak it in, maaan~!
Jay Lethal VS Mason Madden w/ Mansoor!
While the former ROH World Champion is ready to get back into the title scene, do not let the belt MXM Collection has in their possession fool you. The Mahogany Hunk & Iron Chic literally stole that ROH World Tag Team Championship right off Sammy Guevara after beating him down! Will Mason make the deck his catwalk? Or will Lethal turn up the Black Machismo?
Turns out, he does! Lethal is bringing out his savage side and the crowd cheers. Mason stands on the corner, but he gets booed. The Code of Honor is skipped, the bell rings, and the two circle. They circle, and the fans duel about fingertip touching! Lethal says okay, and they MEGA POWER TIP TOUCH~! But then Mason KNEES Lethal low! The fans boo but Mansoor says that’s what Lethal gets! Mason CLUBS Lethal, stomps away in the corner, then struts his way to a POSE! The fans are torn, Mason whips, but Lethal ducks ‘n’ dodges, then slides under to JAB! JAB! JAB! Lethal JABS again and again and again, high then low, then he winds up for a HAYMAKER!
Mason staggers to a corner, Lethal climbs up on him, and Lethal rains down fists! The fans count along, but Mason stops things at 5! Lethal slips free of the atomic drop to ELBOW Mason down! Lethal goes up, AX HANDLE! Cover, TWO! Mason is tougher than that but Lethal goes to the corner. Lethal climbs, and he AX- NO, Mason catches him for a CHOKE BOMB! Cover, TWO! Mansoor complains, Mason stomps Lethal, and then Mason throat chops Lethal! Mason runs corner to corner and ELBOWS Lethal! The fans rally and duel, but Mason whips Lethal to ropes, LEG LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Lethal is also tougher than that, but MXM talks trash to fans.
Mason drags Lethal up, wrenches, and he hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Mason wrenches for another ELBOW BREAKER, and another, and another! The fans boo, but then Mason CLUBS the bad arm. Mason POSES, but Lethal powers up! Lethal CHOPS, but Mason HEADBUTTS! Mason runs in, Lethal dodges, then goes up and over in the corner! Lethal goes up the other corner to CROSSBODY! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mansoor is upset, he tells fans to stop cheering, but Lethal and Mason stand. Mason ROCKS Lethal, but Lethal JABS! Mason ROCKS Lethal, Lethal JABS, and repeat!
The fans fire up as Lethal winds up, to JAB! JAB! JAB! Lethal winds up to ROCK Mason! But Mason is, uh, Maddening up? Lethal throws more hands, but Mason just feeds off them! Lethal throws one more shot and Mason shouts, “YOU~!” Lethal flips Mason off and the haymakers fly! Mason counter punches, whips, and BOOTS! Mason keeps copying the Immortal One, then he runs to drop the leg, but he misses! Lethal hurries up a corner, and he hits the MACHO- NO, Lethal blocks Mason’s boot first! Lethal stands Mason up, dodges his lariat, and handsprings, LETHAL INJECTION! A bit double-edged given how big Mason is, so that’s a big fall!
Both men are down and the fans rally up! Lethal rises, staggers, but he finds his way to a corner. Mansoor throws a fit as Lethal climbs, for the MACHO ELBOW!! Cover, Machismo wins!
Winner: Jay Lethal, by pinfall
Mansoor is really upset now! But good thing they aren’t the tag champions, because they’d owe Lethal a title shot! But speaking of a title shot, could Lethal be back on the rise towards the top of ROH?
ROH shares post-show footage from last week.
Athena and Billie Starkz returned backstage after Athena won yet another Proving Grounds match, but Athena still wasn’t happy with Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths. Athena makes Billie take a seat, and then tells her to share what she learned from watching Athena wrestle! Billie says she learned how to choke someone out, how to knock someone out- That’s it? That’s all she learned!? If that’s all Billie learned, than she is an IDIOT! Just like her stupid country bumpkin family! Athena is trying to save Billie! Athena is trying to make Billie better for the world of ROH.
Yet time and time again, Billie proves she is an imbecile, that she can’t cut it, and that she is nothing but what Louisville, Kentucky made her: a nothing! So, Billie… GET IT TOGETHER!! The Fallen Goddess storms off, but will Billie ever get out from under her thumb?
Billie Starkz VS Harley Cameron!
Last week she was getting grilled by the Minion Overlord, but this week, she gets to just be herself here on the Jericho Cruise! Will she show Athena what she’s really learned by fighting her way to a third shot at the ROH Women’s World Championship? Or will she #FeelTheWrath as this wild Aussie (at this point in time) fights to prove she belongs?
The fans chant “FEEL THE WRATH!” as she and Billie circle. The fans then chant “Both These Girls!” as they tie up. Billie waistlocks, Harley headlocks and says, “Feel the Wrath!” The fans cheer, but Billie pops out the back. Billie grinds the arm, mocks the ref’s admonishing, but Harley fights up. Harley wrenches to wristlock, then hammerlock, then headlock! The fans cheer, but Billie pops out the back to waistlock. They go to ropes, Harley tries but can’t buck free. Billie lets off and she SPANKS Harley! The fans cheer the cheeky nature, but Harley rushes up on Billie. Harley waistlocks, Billie headlocks, but Harley powers up and out.
Harley drop toeholds Billie, then SPANKS her! The fans cheer the cheeky return! Billie and Harley reset, and Billie throws her armbands off! Billie runs up, Harley dodges, then she rolls over the dropdown. Things speed up, Harley dodges and DROPKICKS Billie down! The fans fire up and Harley puts Billie in a corner. Harley climbs up, and she rains down fists! The fans count along, and Harley stops at nine, to SMOTHER Billie! Well, it’s a very tropical cruise, guess those are the coconuts! The fans fire up, but Billie storms up to SUPERKICK! Then she hits a DDT! Billie says this ends now! Billie storms up on Harley to stomp a mudhole!
The ref reprimands, Billie tells the ref to back off, and Billie still tries to get the taste out of her mouth. Billie ROCKS Harley, and she can’t help but hear fans chant things like “I Want Next!” She asks them, “What is wrong with you?” One fan chants back, “We Are Wasted!” Billie bumps Harley off buckles, then whips corner to corner. Harley bounces off buckles hard, Billie flexes, and the fans cheer. Billie drags Harley up and says take a shot of this! She CHOKES Harley on ropes! The ref counts, Billie stops at 4, and she bumps Harley off buckles. Billie bullies the ref again, then storms up on Harley. Billie ROCKS Harley, whips corner to corner, then runs up, only for Harley to ROCK her!
Harley ROCKS Billie again, then again! The fans rally, Harley kicks, but Billie blocks! Billie ducks the enzigiri just in time, and she digs a knee into Harley’s back! Billie has the chinlock, Harley fights it, and Harley slowly stands up. The fans rally, Harley fires body shots, but Billie knees low! Billie whips, Harley ducks ‘n’ dodges, but so does Billie! Harley LARIATS! And LARIATS! And LARIATS again! Harley kicks ow, reels Billie in, and HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Then an AX KICK in the ropes! “FEEL THE WRATH!” MORE SMOTHERING! Then headscissor CHOKE! The ref counts, Harley lets Billie go, and she lines up a shot!
Harley runs in, dodges a lariat, ENZIGIRI! Cover, TWO! Billie survives and Harley pounds the mat in frustration. The fans rally and duel, and Harley reels Billie in again. Pump handle, lift, but Billie fights free! Billie waistlocks, Harley switches, but Billie switches! The switching continues, and then Billie ripcords! Harley ducks, pump handles, and SAIDOS! Cover, TWO!! Billie survives and Harley is shocked! The fans rally even harder as Harley builds speed, but Billie cravats for the SMASH! Billie puts Harley in a corner, but Harley dodges the lariat! Harley comes back, but Billie ELBOWS her! And BOOTS her!
Harley blocks more boots, but Billie hits the REBOUND ENZIGIRI! Then a GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO?!? Harley survives and Billie is furious! Billie knocks Harley into the drop zone, then she goes up. The fans rally for Harley and that annoys Billie. SWANTON FLOP! Harley ghost pins, HARLEY WINS!!
Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall
Her ROH career is now 4-2, but that’s also a win over the inaugural ROH Women’s World Television Champion! Could this be a sign that Harley is destined for greatness?
AEW International Championship Title Eliminator: Konosuke Takeshita VS Tommy Billington!
It was July 13th, 2024 when The Alpha and The Dynamite Kid had an incredible Collision, but that was before Konosuke was a Double Champion. Will Konosuke be 2-0 now that he’s only gotten stronger? Or will Tommy use this cruise to grab a golden ticket?
The bell rings and the fans tell off Don Callis even though he’s not here. Konosuke and Tommy circle, tie up, and Tommy arm-drags! Konosuke gets up in a huff, circles with Tommy, and they tie up. Konosuke waistlocks but Tommy wrenches and wristlocks. Konosuke moves around, rolls, then trips Tommy to a toehold. Tommy endures, pries at the grip, and he brings Konosuke’s arm around to wrench and YANK! And YANK! Tommy wristlocks, Konosuke headlocks and hits the takeover, but Tommy headscissors! Konosuke kips free and the fans cheer as they reset. The two tie up, Tommy headlocks, but Konosuke powers up and out.
Konosuke drops down, but Tommy comes back to run him over! Things keep moving, Konosuke hurdles but Tommy waistlocks! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Tommy is sent to the apron! Konosuke hurries to suplex Tommy in, but Tommy slips free and- NO, Konosuke bucks the O’Conner! Things speed up, and Tommy hits an INVERTED MONKEY FLIP! Tommy hurries up, but Konosuke hits ropes! That trips Tommy up and the fans are torn. Konosuke storms back up to ROCKET LAUNCH Tommy! The fans cheer while Konosuke climbs. Tommy goes to the adjacent side, out of the drop zone, so Konosuke hops down.
Konosuke storms up to ROCK Tommy with a forearm. Konosuke brings something out from inside his boot? He climbs up on the corner, and he starts jabbing Tommy with that item! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Konosuke stops at 4. Reveal: it’s a SPORK! Konosuke was trying to dig into Tommy like he’s a buffet dinner! Konosuke “apologizes,” puts Tommy in another corner, and he JABS at Tommy with the spork again and again! Then Konosuke throws it to a fan! What a souvenir. Konosuke hits a BIG suplex, covers, TWO! Tommy stays in this but Konosuke stays on him with a chinlock.
Konosuke headstands to put on pressure, then drops down to crank the hold. Tommy endures, the fans rally up, and Tommy fights to his feet. Tommy fires body shots, but Konosuke knees low! The fans are torn but Konosuke lifts Tommy. BLUE THUNDER- NO, Tommy fights the bomb with elbows! Konosuke shoves Tommy to ropes, then catches him on the rebound for a back suplex! But Tommy lands out! Tommy waistlocks, Konosuke elbows free then runs, but Tommy CLOBBERS him! Tommy whips, then CLOBBERS Konosuke again! Tommy reels Konosuke in, snap suplex! The fans fire up as Tommy climbs a corner!
Tommy reaches the top, but Konosuke stands, so Tommy MISSILE DROPKICKS Konosuke down! The fans fire up again as Tommy stalks Konosuke to a corner. Tommy whips corner to corner, but Konosuke reverses. Konosuke runs in, but Tommy dodges! Tommy gets moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, and he gut wrenches Konosuke?! But Konosuke turns that around! Only for Tommy to turn it back around! TOMBSTONE! Konosuke is down, but Tommy goes back up! DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS! Konosuke avoids disaster to then POWER DRIVE KNEE!! Tommy sputters, but Konosuke hauls him up! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, Konosuke wins!
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (denies Tommy Billington a title match)
The Dynamite Kid almost had The Alpha, but it’s the same as before: Konosuke standing tall. With both the AEW International and NEVER Openweight Championships in his hands, will no one stop Konosuke Takeshita from taking over the wrestling world?
The Outrunners VS Grizzled Young Veterans!
Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd may be fighting The Learning Tree on Dynamite, but they’ve got something to prove to Zack Gibson & James Drake here in ROH. The Outrunners outdid three other teams in last week’s Fatal 4 Way, will they win again now that it’s 2v2? Or will the Youngest Men Alive learn to #GritYourTeeth?
The fans are all fired up for “OUTRUNNERS! OUTRUNNERS!” GYV gets annoyed, especially as they get nothing but boos. The teams sort out, Truth starts against Drake, and the fans rally up. They tie up, Drake headlocks, but Truth powers up and out. Drake RAMS Truth, but Truth flexes! The fans cheer but Drake is annoyed. Drake backs off to talk this over with Gibson, and then Drake resets with Truth. They tie up, Drake CLUBS Truth on the back, then he wrenches. Truth wrenches back! The fans cheer as Truth wrenches again, but Drake rolls, handsprings, and he throws Truth down by his hair! The fans boo while Drake mocks the flexing.
Drake stands Truth up to ROCK him and whip him! Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! The fans fire up for Truth as he spins! Truth tags Turbo, they hand off the wrench, and the fans cheer Turbo on. Turbo wristlocks, but Drake pulls hair! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Gibson gets a cheap shot in! Gibson tags in and he UPPERCUTS Turbo! Gibson stands Turbo up to bring him around for a whip. Turbo reverses, then he scoops, but Gibson slips free! But Turbo gives him the Bruce Lee backhand! And then he flexes! The fans cheer, Turbo spins, and he brings Gibson up to tag in Truth.
The Outrunners double whip to body shot, atomic drop, then Manhattan Drop! Gibson flops over, Turbo fireman’s carries him, but Drake runs in! Truth intercepts with a fireman’s carry of his own! And then DOUBLE AIRPLANE SPINS~! The fans fire up as GYV ends up all dizzy! They stagger around, bump into each other, and then help steady each other. But then The Outrunners get them for DOUBLE ATOMIC DROPS! And GYV again bumps into each other! GYV falls over, The Outrunners spin around, and the fans are all fired up! Truth brings Gibson up, whips him to the corner, but Gibson BOOTS him!
Gibson elbows Turbo, but Truth JABS! JABS! JABS! Gibson headlocks, Drake tags in before Truth powers out! GYV drop down, trip Truth, then basement DROPKICK! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION for Turbo! GYV mock the spinning, then say “SUCK IT!” The fans boo, but Drake taunts Turbo, which also distracts the ref. Gibson has Truth on the ramp, whips him at the ropes, then ELBOWS him down! Truth sputters on the apron, Gibson plays innocent, and Drake drags Truth up. But Truth RAMS into Drake, slingshots over for the sunset flip, but Drake stays up! Drake flails, flails, reaches out, tag to Gibson!
Truth has the sunset, but Gibson ELBOWS him in the head! Gibson CLAWS Truth’s back while the fans boo and the ref reprimands. Gibson stomps Truth in the corner, digs his boots in, but he stops at 4. Gibson tells Turbo to stay back, then he ROCKS Truth. Tag to Drake, GYV mug Truth, but the fans rally up. Drake DECKS Truth, then he clamps on with a SLEEPER! Truth is already so red, but the fans rally up as he fights up! Truth fires body shots, reaches for Turbo, and repeat! The fans rally as Truth keeps trying, but Drake kicks him! Drake whips Truth to the GYV corner, but Truth BLASTS Gibson!
Drake runs in, Truth goes up and over! Truth reaches out but Drake just pulls him back! Drake kicks low, reels Truth in, but it’s Truth who suplexes Drake! The fans fire up, Truth crawls, but Drake anchors him again! Drake tags Gibson, GYV mugs Truth! They double whip, but Truth grabs ropes! Truth BOOTS Gibson, ELBOWS Drake, then dodges Drake to use Gibson as a step, FLYING HOT TAG! The fans fire up as Turbo now rallies on GYV! Haymaker after haymaker, then scoop SLAM after scoop SLAM! Turbo is all fired up, and he gives GYV a meeting of the minds! Then he LARIATS Drake up and out!
Gibson CLUBS Turbo, but that only angers Turbo! The fans fire up as Turbo flexes! Gibson takes another swing, but into a scoop! Truth joins in so it’s a DOUBLE SLAM! Then Truth winds up, and says, “Turbo Floyd! You SONOVA B*TCH!” They shake hands, and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up again, Turbo scoops, but Gibson sends him into Truth! The fans boo but Gibson rolls Turbo, with tights! TWO!! Turbo escapes, but Gibson fireman’s carries! But Turbo slips free, kicks low, and reels Gibson in! Scoop and SNOWPLOW! The fans fire up as Turbo waits on Gibson! Gibson distracts the ref, and Drake CHOKES Turbo with the scarf!
Drake THROWS Turbo down, then acts like he did nothing wrong. The fans boo but Gibson stalks Turbo now. Gibson rains fists down on Turbo, then he tags in Drake. Drake climbs up and flexes while Gibson Electric Chair Lifts Turbo. But Truth saves Turbo, and they send Gibson into Drake! Truth DECKS Gibson, and Turbo brings Drake off the corner, into TOTAL RECALL! Cover, Outrunners win!
Winners: The Outrunners, by pinfall
Gibson can’t believe it, but he and Drake got caught by the living throwbacks! Truth & Turbo are running on all cylinders, will they finally have themselves a tag title opportunity?
Backstage interview with Queen Aminata.
Earlier this week, Lexy Nair was with the One True African Queen and pointed out her great roll in ROH. What are her goals for 2025? Before Aminata can say anything, Serena Deeb walks in. Aminata rolls her eyes as she’s not surprised. The Professor says she knows she’s sounding like a broken record, but she sees so much potential in Aminata. Aminata is a superstar, and Serena is a big fan. But Aminata is listening to all the wrong people. Like most of these “girls” today, Aminata is more concerned about shaking dat ass on TV than about winning! This is professional wrestling. Pound for pound, bell to bell, Serena is the best pure wrestler in ROH & AEW.
She is the Woman of 1000 Holds. So Queen, how about they mix it up a bit? They should do this in a Pure Rules Match! Aminata is a bit surprised by that. Is that what The Professor wants? Then the Queen is ready. Name the time and place, and the queen that “shakes her ass” will be there. Serena says okay, see you in Deeb’s Dojo. When and where will we see these two reignite their rivalry and finally put it to the test?
Ricochet VS Serpentico!
Not only is this the Jericho Cruise debut of The One & Only, it is also the Honor Club debut of The One & Only! Will Ricochet make this special edition episode #OuttaThisWorld? Or will he be far away when the SNAKEMAN enters his veins?
The bell rings and fans are chanting “RICO-SH*T!” in reference to the toilet paper raining down in Cincinnati. Ricochet and Serpentico tie up, and Ricochet pulls on the mask to put Serpentico in a corner! Ricochet climbs up on Serpentico while still pulling the mask but the ref counts. Ricochet stops at 4, backs off, and the ref reprimands. Ricochet says that was a clean break. The fans keep chanting and Serpentico encourages them to get louder. Ricochet and Serpentico circle, tie up, and Ricochet waistlocks to headlock. Serpentico powers up and out, but Ricochet runs him over. Ricochet flexes, the fans are torn, but things speed up.
Serpentico stays low, then hurdles over. Ricochet leaps over Serpentico, Serpentico ducks ‘n’ dodges lariats to then RANA! The fans fire up and Serpentico DRPOKICKS! Ricochet flounders to the ramp, and he storms off. The ref says to get back in the ring but Ricochet takes his time huffing and puffing. Ricochet storms up to the ropes but Serpentico is there. Ricochet backs off, and now fans taunt him with “BALD! BALD!” Ricochet says he wants to get int he ring and that Serpentico is too close! The ref has Serpentico stand back, Ricochet storms in, but Serpentico dodges! Serpentico ROCKS Ricochet with ahymakers!
The fans fire up as Serpentico UPPERCUTS in the corner! Serpentico whips corner to corner, then runs in, but Ricochet uses the ref as a shield! The fans boo but then Ricochet LARIATS Serpentico down! The ref reprimands, Ricochet “apologizes,” then he drops elbow after elbow. The fans keep taunting “BALD~!” “RICO-SH*T!” but Ricochet stomps Serpentico. Ricochet has Serpentico at the ropes to then JUMP STOMP! The fans keep jeering but Ricochet just soaks it up. Ricochet storms up on Serpentico but Serpentico fires body shots! Ricochet CLUBS Serpentico, follows him to the corner, then whips corner to corner hard!
Serpentico falls, Ricochet flexes, and fans boo. Ricochet flaps his wings to mock the fans, then covers, TWO! Ricochet keeps Serpentico down with a headscissors. Ricochet turns over to DRIVE Serpentico into the mat! Serpentico endures and the fans rally up. Ricochet says he’ll squash Serpentico’s head! He again DRIVES Serpentico’s head into the mat! Serpentico fights his way back to bridging cover! TWO and Ricochet has let Serpentico go! Serpentico fires fast hands, then he UPPERCUTS! Serpentico runs, into a SPINEBUSTER! Ricochet then mocks The People’s Champoin before hitting the PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!
Ricochet argues that the count was bad but the ref defends the count. The fans rally for Serpentico but Ricochet tells them he’s the one winning! But Serpentico ELBOWS Ricochet down! Serpentico goes to a corner, BOOTS Ricochet, then dodges Ricochet! ENZIGIRI, schoolboy, basement SUPERKICK! Then a FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Serpentico hurries up a corner! Serpentico aims, but Ricochet avoids the stomps! Serpentico handsprings through, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Ricochet Tiger Wall Kicks, SOBATS, KNEE LIFTS, and DISCUS LARIATS! Ricochet roars, fans are torn, but Ricochet RUNNING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO!
Serpentico survives, Ricochet again argues the count, but the ref says two is two. Ricochet taunts the Serpentico fans, scuffs Serpentico, then stands him up. Fireman’s carry and GO TO- DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives but Serpentico hurries up top! FROG SPLASH onto knees! Cover, TWO! Ricochet hurries to dragon sleeper, and VERTICO DRIVER!! Ricochet isn’t done, he locks ‘n’ loads for the SPIRIT GUN!! Cover, Ricochet wins!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
The One & Only wins and does his best Stone Cold by flipping off the fans from the corner. Will Ricochet make sure no one, not in AEW and not in ROH, can stop his rise to the top?
ROH World Television Championship: Komander VS Nick Wayne!
The Commander of the Skies may be picking a fight with La Faccion Ingobernable, but he still has gold to defend. Will he soon be the Commander of the Seas with this one? Or will The Prodigy make The Patriarchy proud?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who sails away with the treasure!
Surprisingly, there are fans who actually like Nick Wayne. The Code of Honor is offered but not upheld by Nick. The bell rings, Nick and Komander circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Nick puts on the pressure. The fans taunt Nick with “Where’s Your Mom? Where’s Your Mom?” Komander endures the knuckle lock, rolls through, but Nick puts on more pressure. They double knuckle lock, and Nick uses his height to put on the pressure. Komander fights up, they go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength, and Komander manages to push Nick back. Komander then kicks, goes up, and MONKEY FLIPS!
Both men hurry up, and Nick MONKEY FLIPS in return, only for Komander to land out! Komander ducks a kick, whips Nick, but Nick manages a SWINGING ARM-DRAG! Things keep moving, Komander wheelbarrows to arm-drag! Nick sweeps to cover, ONE! Komander sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men dropkick, those cancel out, and both men handspring up! The fans cheer as these two stare down! The fans rally and duel, the two circle again, and Komander encourages the fans to get louder. But Nick attacks from behind! Nick stomps a mudhole in, then he scuffs Komander. The ref reprimands and Nick backs off.
Nick taunts the fans cheering Komander, then he drags Komander up. Komander fires body shots but Nick whips. Komander goes up, over, around, handsprings, and superhero lands! Then he runs to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Nick flounders to the ramp, Komander takes aim! Springboard and CROSS- NO, Nick kicks low, then DDTS Komander on the ramp! The fans are stunned while Nick rises up. Nick hobbles, brings Komander up, and shoves him up the ramp! Nick goes to the ring, he wants the count out! Komander hurries, he makes it back to ringside at 15 of 20! Komander is in and Nick is annoyed.
The fans taunt Nick more as he sees the bloody scrape on his hand. Nick shows that off to the fans, then flips them off! Nick even licks his own blood! The fans tell Nick that he’s sick! Nick ROCKS Komander, throws more hands, then stalks Komander to ropes. Nick ROCKS Komander again, then stomps him in the corner. Nick climbs up, taunts the fans more, then he digs his knuckles into Komander’s eyes! The ref counts, Nick hops down, and he shows the bloody scrape on his hand again. Nick brings Komander from the corner, snapmares and covers, ONE! Komander is tougher than this, but Nick keeps cool.
Nick sits Komander up to KNEE him in the back! The fans rally for Komander but Nick KNEES him in the back again. Nick then KICKS Komander in the back, covers, TWO! Komander stays in this and Nick grows frustrated. The fans rally, Nick says stop that, and he drops a leg on Komander! And another leg drop! And then Nick winds up, for a leap and scuff! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up again. Nick’s handful of fans get louder, but Komander victory rolls him! TWO! Nick kicks low, whips, but Komander reverses to fire off kick after kick! Komander runs, springboards, FLYING ARM-DRAG! Nick hobbles up, Komander whips.
Nick reverses the whip, Komander LEAPS out to the ramp! The fans cheer as Komander comes back, but Nick RAMS him! Nick slingshots up and over, comes back, but into a SUPERKICK! Komander springboards to ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit and the fans fire up again! Komander tosses Nick in, goes up a corner, and he tightrope walks to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Nick escapes in time and Komander nods, even he has to admit Nick’s tough. Komander goes to the apron, the fans rally up, and Komander feeds off that energy! Komander goes up, takes aim, but Nick hits ropes to trip him up!
Komander flops to the mat while the fans boo, but Nick has a cocky grin. Nick talks trash on the fans, then kicks Komander around. Nick goes corner to corner and back again, but Komander ELBOWS him! Komander fires forearms, but Nick SUPERKICKS! Then full nelson, SNAP DRAGON! Bridging cover, TWO!! Nick hurries to SUPERKICK again! Then the FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Nick watches Komander rise! Nick calls his shot, ROUNDHOUSE! And then up, up, and WAYNE’S- NO, Komander dodges, goes up and up, for a FLYING DESTROYER!!
Nick flounders onto ropes, Komander sees that and dials it up! 619! Nick flops back, Komander borrows the captain’s hat and climbs up! Tightrope walk and CIELITO LINDO!! Cover, Komander wins!
Winner: Komander, by pinfall (still ROH World Television Champion)
Nick is definitely a prodigy for him to step to Komander like this! But in the end, Komander is still in charge as a champion! Will no one replace him as the Face of ROH TV?
My Thoughts:
A great ROH here, clocking in at an hour and 15, but also with it being part of the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager match card. There was a lot more to what the cruise had in store, but that’s obviously all for the paying guests on the ship. A little surprised they didn’t make time for Black Machismo’s marriage proposal to Lexy Nair… But that was a great match, always fun for Lethal to bust out his Randy Savage. Also, I feel like Mason & Mansoor stealing and bedazzling Sammy Guevara’s ROH World Tag Team Championship belt is them burying the lead, there should’ve been a promo where we saw them do all that to the belt.
Very good promo from Athena and Billie, but as I’ve been saying, they really need to wrap this story. There’s only so much that they can do to stretch this out, so the next ROH event needs to be the finale. But that aside, very good match between Billie and Harley, and what a great win for Harley. Harley got to really shine on that cruise as she also had a concert with Jericho. And while a good promo from Aminata and Serena, it’s a touch disappointing they’re only going back to this unfinished feud all because Britt Baker buried what would’ve been Dentist VS Professor pretty much from the jump. But hey, silver lining: Deeb wants a Pure Rules Match, and I genuinely would love a Women’s Pure Championship as another great avenue for the women of AEW & ROH.
Very good match from Konosuke and Tommy, but even with this just being a Title Eliminator, I figured Konosuke would win. Konosuke has only gotten even more powerful since that match on Collision last July, Tommy was not going to beat the DUAL International & NEVER Champion, and certainly not on the Jericho Cruise. Outrunners VS GYV was really good stuff, and The Outrunners are definitely on a run. MXM VS Dustin & Sammy is the clear ROH World Tag title match, but in the off chance MXM wins, MXM VS Outrunners could be some really good stuff. Ricochet VS Serpentico was really good, too, but of course Ricochet won while embracing that Heel Heat.
And a great main event from Komander VS Nick Wayne, but again, there was not going to be a title change on the Jericho Cruise. Komander will still be facing Lee Johnson at some point for this title. That match may have even been recorded already and is just waiting to be plugged into the Honor Club schedule. It was announced that ROH Global Wars would return as part of the Grand Slam: Australia taping this Saturday, I didn’t see Komander VS Johnson on that card, so it might be the week after.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Mitchell’s NJPW Best of the Super Juniors Results & Report! (5/24/25)
Round 7, all together!

Whose luck is about to change for the better?
Master Wato and Nick Wayne lead their blocks, but will they prove they’re the Best of the Super Juniors? Or will they stumble here in round 7?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Ninja Mack VS Clark Connors; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Titan VS SHO; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Francesco Akira VS Robbie X; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS MAO; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Kosei Fujita VS Dragon Dia; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Kevin Knight VS Taiji Ishimori; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Hiromu Takahashi VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: YOH VS Nick Wayne; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: KUSHIDA VS Master Wato; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: El Desperado VS Ryusuke Taguchi; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Master Wato: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie X: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 3-3, 6 points
Dragon Dia: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-3, 6 points
Kosei Fujita: 3-3, 6 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Clark Connors: 3-3, 6 points
KUSHIDA: 3-3, 6 points
Ninja Mack: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the current B Block standings!
Nick Wayne: 4-2, 8 points
MAO: 3-3, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado: 3-3, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-3, 6 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-3, 6 points
Titan: 3-3, 6 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
SHO: 2-4, 4 points
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Ninja Mack VS Clark Connors!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Titan VS SHO!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Francesco Akira VS Robbie X!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS MAO!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Kosei Fujita VS Dragon Dia!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Kevin Knight VS Taiji Ishimori!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Hiromu Takahashi VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
If you saw their backstage comments from Thursday, then you know something is brewing here. The Ticking Timebomb is unaffiliated but has vowed to never join the House of Torture. Will the Heel Master change his mind? Or will Hiromu never join the side of Evil?
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: YOH VS Nick Wayne!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: KUSHIDA VS Master Wato!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: El Desperado VS Ryusuke Taguchi!
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Master Wato: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie X: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 3-3, 6 points
Dragon Dia: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-3, 6 points
Kosei Fujita: 3-3, 6 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Clark Connors: 3-3, 6 points
KUSHIDA: 3-3, 6 points
Ninja Mack: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the NEW B Block standings!
Nick Wayne: 4-2, 8 points
MAO: 3-3, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado: 3-3, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-3, 6 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-3, 6 points
Titan: 3-3, 6 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
SHO: 2-4, 4 points
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Mitchell’s WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event Results & Report! (5/24/25)
John Cena faces the Truth!

Time to beat some Hustle, Loyalty & Respect back into John Cena!
R-Truth knows power and fame corrupted John Cena, and he also knows that Cena can still be saved! Will Saturday Night’s Main Event be his salvation?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker w/ Paul Heyman VS CM Punk & Sami Zayn; Rollins & Bron win.
- WWE Women’s United States Championship: Zelina Vega VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Zelina wins and retains the title.
- John Cena VS R-Truth; Cena wins.
- Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest; Priest wins.
- WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Jey Uso VS Logan Paul; Jey wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker w/ Paul Heyman VS CM Punk & Sami Zayn!
The Visionary has a plan for the WWE’s future, and it all revolves around him. With The Wise Man in his corner and the Badass by his side, will the future belong to Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins? Or will a bitter enemy and a former friend stand in his way?
The moment Punk and Sami hit the ring, it is a brawl! The fans fire up as Sami has Rollins and Punk has Bron! Sami LARIATS Rollins up and out of the ring! Bron KNEES Punk, but Sami helps HAMMER away on Bron! The fans bark and cheer while Sami & Punk double whip. Bron grabs ropes, but then Sami & Punk DOUBLE LARIAT him up and out! The fans fire up as Punk goes out after Rollins! Rollins tells Punk to back off, and he rolls into the ring, only for Sami to get him! The bell finally rings and Sami fires hands! Rollins puts Sami on the ropes, the ref counts, and Rollins lets off. The ref reprimands, but Bron CLOBBERS Sami behind his back!
Rollins drags Sami up while the fans boo and bark. Rollins TOSSES Sami, tags Bron, and Bron SMACKS Sami off the desk. Bron goes to the apron, FLYING BULLDOG onto the desk! Both men tumble over and the fans bark it up while Saturday Night’s Main Event goes to break.
SNME returns and Sami throws hands with Bron! The fans rally up but Bron RAMS Sami into the corner! Bron RAMS Sami again and again, then argues with the ref. That lets Rollins throw hands on Sami! The fans boo, Punk protests, but Bron brings Sami around. Bron stares Punk down, then he suplexes Sami high and hard! Cover, TWO! Sami shows grit but Bron shows off by doing push-ups. Bron eggs Punk on, stands Sami up and fires knees. Tag to Rollins and the fans rally for Sami. Bron and Rollins double whip, but Sami grabs ropes! Rollins runs up but into an ELBOW! Bron runs up but Sami DUMPS him out! Rollins tries again, Sami dodges, hot tag to Punk!
The fans are thunderous as the Best in the World rallies on Rollins! ELBOW after ELBOW, then a whip to the ropes for a CALF KICK! Rollins stagger sup, into a wrench and NECKBREAKER! Punk throws off his shirt, says night-night, and fireman’s carries! Rollins fights free, but Punk mule kicks, hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survives and Heyman is shocked as old dog Punk busts out new tricks! The fans rally behind Punk and he runs up, SHINING WIZARD! Bron is in, but Punk LARIAT BULLDOG COMBOS! Rollins is down in a drop zone and Punk goes up the corner! The fans cheer, Punk aims, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!!
Rollins stays in this but Punk stays focused. Punk says night-night again, fireman’s carries again, but Bron drags Rollins to safety! “This is Awesome!” as Punk swings on Bron. Bron gets away, Punk turns around, and Rollins kicks low! Underhooks and PEDIGREE!! Cover, SAMI BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but here comes Bron! Bron stomps Sami, throws hands, then headlocks. Bron TOSSES Sami but Sami lands safe on the apron! Bron runs back up, Sami DUMPS him back out! Sami then lines up the shot, ARABIAN PRESS! Down goes Bron and the fans fire up! Sami and Punk turn things around as SNME goes to break!
SNME returns again and Punk ROCKS Rollins with a right! Rollins ROCKS Punk, Punk ROCKS Rollins, repeat! The fans rally as the shots go faster and faster! Punk gets the edge, throws KNEE after KNEE, then fireman’s carries! But Rollins fights free again, mule kicks, and runs! But Punk avoids the stomp to run, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! The fans fire up while both men are down! The ref checks, both men stir, and Rollins kicks at Punk to get away. The two crawl, the fans bark, hot tags to Sami and Bron! Sami dodges, gets around, BLUE- NO, Bron fights free and kicks low! But Sami fights the lift to knuckle lock and CHOP!
Sami goes up, up, and TORNADO DDTS! The fans fire up and Sami has Bron in a corner! Sami goes to the other end, takes aim, but Rollins anchors Sami! Punk runs up, PLANCHAS, and down goes Rollins! But Bron runs in! Sami clinches, CORNER EXPLODER! Sami hurries to the other corner now, and the fans fire up as he takes aim! Wait, Heyman grabs at Sami’s leg! The fans boo, the ref reprimands the Wise Man for being a wise guy, but who is this hopping the barriers? IT’S BRONSON REED!! Auszilla is back, and he CLOBBERS PUNK through a barrier?!? The fans lose their minds as Sami is just as stunned!
Sami shouts for Punk, but turns around into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron & Rollins win!
Winners: Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker, by pinfall
Big Bronson Reed makes his return in a big way, and it helps his former target in Seth Rollins! Bron storms into the ring now, could Bronson simply want to destroy Rollins himself? Bronson and Bron stare down, but Rollins pats Bron on the shoulder, and HUGS BRONSON!! Heyman loves it! A new follower of the vision has shown himself! And now instead of rivals, Bron and Bronson shake hands as friends! Punk is up, grabs at Heyman, but Bronson CLOBBERS him! Bronson puts Punk in the drop zone, Rollins & Bron hold Punk down, and Bronson hits a TSUNAMI!! The fans are going nuts while Rollins stands over the destroyed Punk.
With two behemoths behind him, will nothing and no one stop Rollins from taking over Monday Night Raw and then the entire WWE?
Backstage interview with Chelsea Green.
Cathy Kelley is with The Hot Mess and her Secret Her-vice, and brings up- Chelsea stops Cathy before she starts, and says Chelsea has risen from the ashes. She was in mourning, but now it is night! Saturday Night’s Main Event, to be exact. And guess what? The votes are in! And after Chelsea she beats Zelina Vega tonight, she will usher in her second term as the GREATEST, longest-reigning, most dangerous Women’s United States Champion! Thank you for your her-vice. Piper & Alba lead the way, but will the results go the way Chelsea polled them? Or will nothing stop La Muneca’s reign?
WWE Women’s United States Championship: Zelina Vega VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!
Saturday Night’s Main Event returns and Zelina makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the real Lady Liberty!
The bell rings and Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea rains down furious fists, then bumps her off buckles. Chelsea whips Zelina back into the corner hard, then soaks up… cheers?! Tampa has some fans of the Hot Mess, but Zelina rolls her up! TWO, and Chelsea scoops, only for Zelina to slips free and SHADOW ELBOW! Zelina runs and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! The fans fire up as Zelina dials it up, but Chelsea ducks the 619! Chelsea SLAPS Zelina, reels her in, and KNEES, but Zelina blocks to KNEE back! Chelsea flops out, Zelina storms out to the apron, but Chelsea ducks a kick to get under Zelina for a POWERBOMB to the floor!
Zelina writhes and the fans fire up. Chelsea puts Zelina in the ring, covers, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea grows frustrated. Chelsea SMACKS Zelina off the mat, dusts herself off, then drags Zelina up. Chelsea SLAPS Zelina, pie faces her, and says SHE is the rightful champion! Zelina SLAPS, Chelsea SLAPS, and Chelsea runs for the SLIDING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Zelina toughs it out, Piper & Alba are annoyed and Chelsea argues the count. Chelsea then grabs the arms for a motorcycle stretch, and she KNEES away on Zelina’s back. Zelina endures, the fans rally and duel, and Zelina fights up.
Zelina goes for a body shot but Chelsea THRWOS her down! Chelsea clamps on with a chinlock and she grinds Zelina down. The fans rally, Zelina fights up, and Zelina fires body shots. Then she JAWBREAKERS free! Chelsea BOOTS Zelina in return! The fans are torn but Chelsea pushes Zelina in a corner. Chelsea stomps a mudhole in, the fans are torn, but Chelsea stops as the ref counts. Chelsea then goes up, up, and VADER FLOPS as Zelina moves! Zelina comes back with the rolling KICK! Chelsea sputters, Zelina powers up, and the fans rally. Chelsea rises up, Zelina runs up, and LARIATS! And LARIATS! And blocks a knee to ELBOW again!
Zelina hits a SAIDO! Then a kip up! The fans fire up with Zelina and she has Chelsea in a corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Chelsea to center, goes up the corner, and leaps, but Chelsea dodges! Zelina comes back, but into a REVERSE STO! Chelsea chicken wings and turns her, but Zelina hits a BACKSTABBER! Zelina fires up, the fans are with her, and she dials it up, 619! Well, some of it. Chelsea flops back, Alba gets on the apron, and the ref stops Alba, but Piper YANKS Zelina down! The fans boo but Chelsea hurries up top! Zelina HEADBUTTS Chelsea first! And she hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Cover, ZELINA WINS!!
Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s United States Champion)
Call that a New York Smash, because the champ is still here! Zelina hurries away before the Secret Her-vice can get her, but was this Chelsea’s last chance at the title? Will Zelina be able to move on to new opponents for the Summer?
BREAKING NEWS for Worlds Collide!
On top of Legado Del Fantasma taking on AAA icons Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr, we will now a Chad Gable VS El Hijo Del Vikingo! Will the man who can’t stand lucha libre be able to best one of the best in lucha today?
BREAKING NEWS for a HUGE weekend in Atlanta!
WWE is bringing back some fan favorites! First: NXT Great American Bash! Second: Another Saturday Night’s Main Event! And third: the second-ever EVOLUTION! Saturday, July 12th, and Sunday, July 13th, all in the State Farm Arena! Tickets on-sale Tuesday & Wednesday, do not miss how hot Hotlanta is going to get for the Summer!
John Cena VS R-Truth!
When it came to winning his historic 17th world title reign off of Cody Rhodes, the Greatest Of All Time vowed to ruin wrestling. When it came to keeping this title from another great in Randy Orton, the GOAT vowed to erase legacies. But now, against a man who called him a friend and a “childhood hero,” Cena isn’t sure what to think. But will he see the error of his ways after fighting the Truth? Or will power and fame continue to corrupt the Last Real Champion?
The fans still sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” as Cena makes his way out in classic Tampa Bay Buccaneers creamsicle colors. And he of course has Lillian Garcia do the introduction: The Greatest of All Time, the Never-Seen Seventeen, gracing Tampa with his presence for the final time, The Last Real Champion… JOHN CENA! Truth then makes his entrance, as if he’s John Cena?! No, wait, that’s RON CENA! The shirt says so! He even does the proper salute, run in, and slide! Cena is mad, and he LARIATS Truth! The bell rings and the fans boo, but Cena rains down fists on Truth! Cena RIPS Truth’s shirt off and throws it away.
The fans chant, “LET’S GO, CENA!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cena is only more upset, and he bumps Truth off buckles. Cena ROCKS Truth, whips him corner to corner hard, and Truth falls to the mat. Cena picks up the earrings that Truth lost and throws them at him. The fans chant, “You Can’t Wrestle!” “Yes, He Can!” Cena runs and he SHOULDER TACKLES Truth! The fans are torn but Cena waits on Truth. Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! But Truth stands up, takes a swing, but into the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Cena says “You Can’t See Me!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then the fireman’s carry, but Truth slips free!
Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! And SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Truth gives Cena a SPIN-OUT BOMB! And then “You Can’t See Me!” Truth runs to FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Truth fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!! Cena survives his own move and the fans fire up! Truth hurries to get Cena’s leg! S T F!! Cena endures, crawls, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Truth lets go, and fans boo as Cena bails out. Truth storms out and the fans rally behind him. Truth brings Cena up, btu Cena POSTS him! Cena puts Truth back in the ring, and he grabs the belt?!
The fans boo as Cena just wants to end this! The ref reprimands but Cena takes aim. Truth stands up, Cena runs up, but then Cena hesitates?! Truth is disappointed that Cena wanted to do this, and the fans are cheering for Cena to put the belt down! Cena says okay, and he gives the belt back. The fans cheer, but then Cena LOW BLWOS Truth!! And fireman’s carry! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, Cena wins!
Winner: John Cena, by pinfall
Just when you can’t think he could go any lower, he does! And then Cena gets the belt back to take aim again! Truth rises up, the ref reprimands but there’s nothing anyone can do! BELT SHOT!! Cena leaves Truth behind, and with him, the man he once was. Will Cena make sure he ends his farewell tour as both the greatest and the worst of all time?
Jey Uso and John Cena cross paths.
The two top champions stare down, and Cena says, “Been a long time.” Jey says, “Last time I seen you, I threw you out to win the Royal Rumble, Uce.” Cena says yeah, that’s good. Very… fun. Cena is glad Jey remembers the last time they saw each other. Cena is looking forward to the next time. Because there’s something special about Jey being from one of the most prestigious families in the history of this industry and losing that title to Logan Paul. Wouldn’t it be something if, when Cena’s clock strikes zero, Cena takes THE WWE Championship home with him, and Jey’s World Heavyweight Championship is around the waist of a YouTuber.
“Sounds like that’d almost… ruin wrestling. Gosh, that’s a lot of pressure for the match tonight. Good luck, champ. I’ll be watching closely.” The GOAT is clearly trying to mess with Main Event Jey’s mind, but will it work? Or will Jey YEET said YouTuber back to the internet?
Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest!
This cycle of violence has gone on for over a year, and somehow, WrestleMania wasn’t enough to end it. But now, on a Saturday night, they step inside the steel to settle this once and for all. Who feels real pain while the other walks away and leaves this all behind him?
Priest steps in through the door and Drew attacks! Priest falls to the floor, Drew is right after him and CLUBS him! Drew RAMS Priest into the barriers, the refs reprimand, but Drew shoves Priest in. Then Drew brings chairs out from under the ring! Drew puts those in the ring, then he slams the door shut! The bell finally rings, and Priest attacks Drew in return! Drew stops from hitting the steel but Priest ROCKS him! Priest tries again but Drew refuses to be sent into steel. Drew throws body shots and CHOP! Drew tries now but Priest stops from being sent into steel! Drew CHOPS again, but Priest clinches for a FLATLINER!
Both big men slowly rise back up, and the fans rally as Priest kicks and UPPERCUTS! Priest brings Drew around to whip, but Drew reverses, only for Priest to SUPERKICK! Priest choke grips, but Drew fires elbows! Drew CLAWS Priest’s eyes, shoves him to a corner, then runs up. Priest BOOTS Drew, then runs corner to corner, but Drew dodges! Priest hits buckles, and Drew THROWS him into the steel! Drew scoops Priest, aims again, and LAWN DARTS Priest into the steel! The fans are torn but Drew seethes as SNME goes to break.
SNME returns and Drew climbs the cage! Priest pursues and drags Drew down a step. Priest climbs up to hit Drew with forearms! Then Priest clinches Drew, but Drew fights with elbows! Drew SMACKS Priest off the steel, Priest falls down, and Drew carefully turns around, to AX- NO, Priest avoids the ax handle, and BOOTS Drew down! Not quite a Claymore but Priest still drags Drew up to choke grip! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!??! Drew survives and Priest is stunned! The fans rally and Priest rises up. Priest climbs the ropes, then the cage! Drew hurries after Priest, CLUBS away on him, then HAMMERS Priest’s head!
Drew wobbles but he steadies himself, and he brings Priest back down from the top, with a SUPER DUPER PLEX!! The fans fire up as Drew kips up! The Scottish Terminator takes aim, calls it out, “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAYMORE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Priest survives and now Drew is stunned! “This is Awesome!” as both men rise. Drew throws a haymaker, but Priest fires back! The hands go back and forth, harder and harder, faster and faster! The fans rally, it is fast ‘n’ furious, but Priest KICKS, KICKS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Drew staggers around, Priest ROCKS him again! Priest goes corner to corner, and BACK ELBOWS!
Priest keeps moving, but he fakes out the Claymore! Ghost pin, TWO! Drew is up, he choke grips, and he steals SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Priest survives his own move and the fans fire up! Drew looks up to Heaven, perhaps questioning what he must do to win. The fans sing for Drew, and Drew grabs one of those chairs he brought in. Drew runs up and JAMS Priest! Then he SMACKS Priest on the back! Priest falls to his knees, then Drew SMACKS Priest even harder! Drew puts the chair aside and watches Priest writhe. Drew calculates, and then he smiles and soaks up cheers and jeers.
Drew drags Priest up between ropes and steel, then puts him in the corner. A chair is wedged and waiting! Flashback to Mania, but Priest dodges! Claymore hits chair!! Priest is up and he JAMS Drew with the other chair! And then he puts it under Drew’s chin! FULL METAL JAWBREAKER!! And then a choke grip, SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! But Priest isn’t satisfied, and the fans fire up! Priest has the chair, puts it under Drew’s head, and Priest grabs the other chair! A shoutout to his Rated R mentor! Priest aims for a CON-CHAIR-TO!! The fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” but Priest leaves Drew behind. Priest steps outside the door, but then wonders if this is good enough.
Priest decides yes, and he steps to the floor to win!
Winner: Damian Priest, by escape
Priest has left Drew for dead, and the ref is calling for medical help! Did Priest just terminate the terminator? Drew manages to sit up but he is dazed. Drew manages to make it to the stretcher under his own power, only to refuse it! Will Drew need time to step away and reevaluate?
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Jey Uso VS Logan Paul!
After winning the Royal Rumble against all odd, and after winning this title at WrestleMania against all odds, Main Event Jey is now on top of the world! But The Maverick thinks that after just showing up, running his mouth, and punking out superstar after superstar, he is going to be on top of the WWE now. Will Logan ruin wrestling, just like John Cena predicted? Or will we all YEET with Saturday Night’s Main Event Jey Uso?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is really championship material!
The bell rings, the fans rally for Jey while he and Logan step up. They test each other, then tie up. Jey headlocks, Logan powers out, but Jey RUNS Logan over! The fans fire up, “YEET!” and then things speed up. Jey jumps the dropdown, Logan hurdles, but Jey stops to UPPERCUT! Logan staggers around, Jey UPPERCUTS again! Logan goes to a corner, Jey whips, but Logan reverses. Jey goes up and over, but Logan ELBOWS Jey! Logan BOOTS Jey, goes up, and leaps for a BLOCKBUSTER! Logan kips up, the fans boo, but Logan just smirks. Jey bails out, Logan aims and PLANCAHS, and down goes Jey!
Logan fires up but the fans boo while SNME goes to break.
SNME returns once again and Logan blocks a kick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Logan falls back to a corner and Jey has the fans rally up with “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs in, HIP ATTACK! Cover, TWO! Logan stays in this but Jey stays focused. Jey goes up the corner and the fans fire up. Jey aims to USO SPLASH, onto knees! Logan makes it a cradle, TWO!! Jey survives and Logan is upset with the ref. The ref says that count was fair, so Logan hauls Jey up. Logan fireman’s carries, and he soaks up heat before he hits the ROLLING SENTON! Then the LIONSAULT, but onto knees! The fans fire up as Jey gets even!
Logan staggers away and clutches his stomach. Jey rises, dodges Logan, and then POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him! Cover, TWO! Logan stays in this but Jey still stays focused. The fans rally, Jey and Logan rise again, and Jey storms up on Logan in the corner. Logan grabs a buckle pad to resist! The pad comes free, Jey UPPERCUTS Logan, and then Jey LARIATS Logan up and out! Logan bumps into the desk, Jey builds speed, and Jey DIVES into a HAYMAKER! Logan brings Jey up to bump him off the top buckle! Jey staggers away, Logan slingshots in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Logan survives and Jey is a bit surprised.
Jey goes to a corner and the fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Logan rises, Jey runs up, but Logan sends him into the bare buckle!! Jey staggers, Logan hits that ONE LUCKY PUNCH!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Jey survives and Logan is shocked! Logan is furious now, and he drags Jey up. The fans rally for Jey, they tell off Logan, and Jey shoves Logan away! SUPERKICK!! Logan falls into the drop zone, Jey hurries up top, USO SPLASH!!! Clean hit and Jey covers, BUT JOHN CENA YANKS THE REF OUT!!! The fans boo as Cena attacks Jey! The WWE Champion can’t let Jey win so he has to beat him down!
Logan is a bit surprised by this as Cena just stomps away on Jey! But here comes CODY RHODES!!! The American Nightmare returns and he runs right up on Cena! Cody fires off, kicks low, and RHODES UPPERCUTS!! Then he gives Cena a CROSS RHODES!!! Cena bails out, but Logan has BRASS KNUCKLES!! Cody dodges that shot, and Jey SPEARS Logan!! Jey hurries up top, Cody finds the ref, and USO SPLASH!!! Cover, JEY WINS!!!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)
Cena tried to ruin wrestling all on his own, but Cody would not allow it! And Cody has his mic to say, “You’ve ruined ENOUGH! I’m sorry that the John Cena Farewell Tour rode right through Rhodes Country. But I’m back! I’m ready to fight! You got yourself a partner in Logan Paul, I got myself a brother in the World Heavyweight Champion! We’ll see you at MONEY IN THE BANK!!” The fans are thunderous and SNME has to cut away! Will Cody & Jey bring things back to when they were tag team champions and take down two of the biggest egos in the entire world?
My Thoughts:
A great Saturday Night’s Main Event, and some surprising story advancement with it. Rollins & Bron VS Punk & Sami was very good, but what a great way to bring Bronson Reed back. Quite the surprising move to have Bronson join up with Rollins rather than be an enemy, too. A bit of the typical “Heels work together just because they’re Heels,” but there can be some kayfabing that in Bronson’s time away with injury, Rollins talked with him and got him to see things Rollins’ way. And in the end, this is a wild addition to the faction, as Bron & Bronson can destroy a lot of tag teams to become champions while Rollins goes for the world title.
Very good match from Zelina VS Chelsea, both of them sporting their own take on patriotic super hero. I believe Zelina kept with her My Hero Academia theme and was a combination of All Might and Stars & Stripes. Great win for Zelina with that super Code Red, and I would think Chelsea moves on, despite not really being set up for MITB or the top title. For that matter, not sure who would challenge her when two great contenders in Piper and Alba are subservient to Chelsea. I guess we can wait and see what else sorts out with MITB, and even NXT Battleground for that matter, as I bet more call-ups are due for the Summer.
Great Steel Cage match from Drew and Priest, and while I wish there were more No Escape style Cage matches, allowing for a simple walk out the door makes for poetic imagery from Priest. Priest showed absolute brutality to Drew with the Con-Chair-To, to then show a bit of mercy by just leaving him there. Plus, this all makes sense if Drew needs some legit time off for his injuries. Word was, Drew’s neck was making it hard to turn and look around, so writing him off with that finish is fine. Priest can certainly go for the Men’s US Championship now, once we see how things shake out with the Men’s MITB and this Fatu-Solo-Mateo story.
And great stuff from both top champions. Truth being “Ron Cena” was so good, I could not help but laugh and cheer out loud. Cena reacting the way he did was also great, and the bait ‘n’ switch on how he was going to cheat was brilliant. Cena even adds heat with him messing with Jey, and even trying to ruin the main event. Jey VS Logan was a great match even going into that overbooking, but this was also a great way for Cody to make his return. Cody & Jey VS Cena & Logan at MITB is going to be some good stuff, and can easily set up Cena VS Cody 2 for SummerSlam. Jey still has to worry about Gunther on June 9th, so Logan will have to wait his turn on a rematch, which could also be for SummerSlam since it is two nights this year.
My Score: 8.7/10
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