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Mitchell’s WWE Royal Rumble Results & Report! (2/1/25)

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THREE! TWO! ONE!

This could very well be the most star-studded Royal Rumble of all time! Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, John Cena, and who knows who else! But who will be the one moving on to main-event WrestleMania?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2025 Women’s Royal Rumble: Charlotte Flair wins and will challenge for a title at WrestleMania 41.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: #DIY VS Motor City Machine Guns; DIY wins and retains the titles.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship Ladder Match: Cody Rhodes VS Kevin Owens; Cody wins and retains the title.
  • 2025 Men’s Royal Rumble: Jey Uso wins and will challenge for a title at WrestleMania 41.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Royal Rumble Countdown show!

Join Michael Cole, Pat McAfee, Wade Barrett & Big E as they discuss, analyze and predict all the action tonight in Indianapolis!

 

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Pete Rosenberg runs into H1M and quickly asks how he feels going into tonight’s Rumble. Melo feels locked in. It isn’t every day you get a chance to win the Rumble. His first was last year, he’s in his second, he’s locked in and ready to win. Melo Won’t Miss. Well, Pete can’t imagine Melo’s a huge crowd favorite with how he trashed Indy last night. Melo says he’s always a crowd favorite. Especially with Tyrese Halliburton. But what did Melo say? Where was the lie? Tyrese doesn’t put up numbers like Melo. On top of that, Tyrese didn’t make the All Star team. Pete, why you so close to him? Pete apologizes and moves on. But will Melo really hit the game winner, no matter what number he draws?

 

Exclusive interview with CM Punk.

Jackie Redmond sits down with the Second City Saint and brings up how he and the Rumble have become synonymous. 2014, that Rumble marked what a lot of people thought was the end of Punk’s time in WWE. Does he think about that? yes, actually, and he’s nervous talking about it. It was legit litigation. At one point, you weren’t allowed to say his name here. And Punk thinks that Rumble was a big part of that. And then last year, Punk’s return to the Rumble, but his triceps tear. What was goin on through his mind at the time? Well, he was fighting Cody and Gunther, and heartbreak.

Short term, he had a good 8 minute cry before calling his wife. What’d she say when the worst case scenario hit? Just to come home and they’d take care of it together. That’s what she does for him, she helps him, has his back. What was the silver lining of that moment? Was there one? More often than not, it is losing and that is the worst that can happen. But it also gives you perspective and teaches you where you’re going. Well, Jackie braces Punk, because she’s doing to ask about “The favor.” Punk says a lot of people have. Any chance Punk is willing to give any insight to this favor Paul Heyman owes him? Nope.

Jackie knew he would say that and it still bothers her. The follow-up is then “when?” No, because he doesn’t know when he’ll have to cash it in. Now, everyone thinks it is about someone else Heyman is close with, but we’ll have to see. Then what was his relationship with Heyman like while he was away? Did he have one? Punk says no, not really. They’d talk intermittently, but it was a tough time back then. When did that relationship come back? When did they go back to mending it? When Punk came back to the WWE. That’s how it is. Then what was his first interaction with Heyman? Just that long, uncomfortable hug.

Jackie brings us back to the beginning. Rumble last year was devastating, but what if all that training and preparing still doesn’t help him win this year? How would he feel coming up short again? Punk says he’s come up short every Rumble he’s done. He doesn’t know what it feels to win, he knows what it feels to lose, and it feels empty. But this business is a runaway freight train. There’s always next year, but also other roads to the top. This just feels like the one that bears fruit. Then what happens if he does win tonight and gets to point at the WrestleMania sign? He hadn’t really thought about it.

That is a scarier thought than losing, because he’s never felt it. What if he does win the Rumble? Great. What if he main events Mania? That has been his dream, and if he accomplishes it, maybe what he has for this business starts to fade. Maybe what makes Punk great is the constant hunger. The instant that static in Cult of Personality hits, he’ll be ready. That’s what he’s always been about. The Best in the World is as ready as he’ll ever be, but will he finally win the big one?

 

Backstage interview with Gunther.

Cathy Kelley is with Der Ring General, and notes the star-studded Royal Rumble. Is there anyone Gunther is hoping wins tonight to face him at WrestleMania. Gunther says he doesn’t really need to keep an eye on the match. He knows that while this is packed with stars, whoever wins this Rumble will challenge Cody Rhodes. Cody is the easier opponent, Gunther is the bigger threat and the real test of passion. But overall, the Rumble is a spectacular match. Gunther holds the record for the longest lasting superstar of all time. It is a match that allows you to show your heart and accelerate your career.

Then if he isn’t worried about the challenger, is there anyone he sees lasting as long as he did in that match? Gunther says it’ll be the same thing as always: All the big egos will clash, there’s all the drama, and Gunther will excitedly watch that play out. Tonight, we find out who challenges Cody at WrestleMania. The World Heavyweight Champion heads out, but will someone surprise him when they choose to take on the “bigger threat?”

 

Backstage interview with The Miz.

Cathy Kelley says The Hollywood A-Lister has been in 16 Rumbles yet only has two eliminations, how does he feel about his chances tonight? Try again, Cathy. Oh, okay, then what number did he pull? Wow, she thinks he’s going to tell us? Element of surprise, Cathy. No one has Miz picked for The Rumble, but no one had him as Mr. Money in the Bank, but he won it twice! No one had him for WWE Championship but he won it twice! No one had him in the main event of WrestleMania, but after tonight, Miz will be in it twice. Because let’s face it, when Miz is underestimated, that is when he is the biggest threat. Because he’s The Miz, and he’s AWESOME!

 

The Road to WrestleMania starts again.

And that very first step has always been a big one. Returns, debuts, incredible performances of speed and strength, and history being made time and again. For some, an exciting start to their legacy. For others, a hope at punctuating theirs. The Grandest Stage of Them All awaits, but who comes alive here at the Royal Rumble?

 

Lanie Gardner sings the National Anthem.

 

Stephanie McMahon is here!

Indianapolis cheers the Billionaire Queen of the WWE as she walks out on stage, mic in hand. Stephanie says it is an incredible honor to be here in the amazing city of Indianapolis, and to be streaming live on Peacock and Netflix simultaneously, bringing the WWE Universe together as never before. WWE grows because of the fans, so she thanks the fans for making this the biggest Royal Rumble in history! The fans cheer that! Without further ado, welcome to the 2025 Royal Rumble! The pyro goes off in the ring and the fans cheer. Those won’t be the only fireworks, because the first Rumble is on its way!

 

Pat McAfee speaks.

This great state, this legendary stadium, this incomparable city. There’s more heart, grit and determination here than anywhere else on Earth. And now, he knows what you’re thinking. Pat’s an Indy guy, he’ll of course do a great cold open. But y’know what? You’re damn right! In case you’ve been living on a space station for 37 years and don’t know about this legendary event, let Pat educate you real quick. 30 men, 30 women, barrel down the entrance ramp and spoilers, they aren’t looking to hug it out! It is full sail until there is only one left standing! All the passion, all the trash talk, all the history, everything is on the line

Nothing fires Pat up more than wrestling in the great state of Indiana! Let ’em hear you, Indy! And welcome to the 2025 Royal Rumble! LET’S GO~!

 

2025 Women’s Royal Rumble!

Tiffany Stratton is the WWE Women’s Champion, Rhea Ripley is the Women’s World Champion, and Giulia is the NXT Women’s Champion. Those three are all targets for the 30 women that are about to step into the ring. Who will be taking aim and pointing at the sign here in Lucas Oil Stadium?

The first entry tonight is… IYO SKY! Indy fires up for the Evil Genius, but will she become the Iron Woman here tonight? Joining her on this journey as entry number two is… LIV MORGAN! The bell rings and we’re on the clock as the two stare down. The fans rally as they circle, and the two tie up. Liv knees low, fires more knees, then pushes Iyo down to headlock. Iyo powers up and out, but Liv runs her over! Liv does a dance, smiles, and fans cheer. Liv runs, Iyo stays low but then slips around to CLUB Liv! Iyo runs to FLIP over Liv’s back, then ducks ‘n’ dodges! Liv avoids the handspring but Iyo SHOTGUNS her down!

Iyo handsprings again just to show off, and the fans fire up! Iyo runs at Liv in the corner, but Liv pops her up and out! Liv ROCKS Iyo, kicks her, but Iyo grabs the foot! Iyo HOTSHOTS Liv’s foot and Liv hobbles away. Iyo springboards, Liv gets under then runs up, but no Oblivion here! Iyo DUMPS Liv to the apron! Liv holds on, kicks at Iyo, then RAMS into her! Iyo RAMS Liv! Liv grabs Iyo and has a facelock! Liv then KNEES Iyo, but Iyo blocks the bump! Iyo bumps Liv off buckles, but entry number three is here! And it’s ROXANNE PEREZ! The former NXT Women’s Champion is back in the Rumble, could she take it all?

The Prodigy runs in, goes after Iyo, but Iyo whips her away. Roxie hits a THESZ PRESS and fast hands! Then she SOBATS Liv, ROCKS her, and goes after Iyo. Roxie sends Iyo into Liv, then pulls Iyo’s hair! Iyo pushes Roxie aweay, pops Roxie up, but Roxie RANAS! Roxie UPPERCUTS Liv in a corner, UPPERCUTS Iyo in another! Liv runs in, but Roxie dodges! Liv hits Iyo, Roxie UPPERCUTS them both! Roxie wrenches Liv, reels Iyo in, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP DDT COMBO! Roxie kips up and the fans fire up! Roxie TOSSES Liv up and over, but Liv stays on the apron! Liv and Roxie throw hands, but Roxie KNEES Liv in the ropes!

Iyo runs up to DUMP Roxie up and over! Roxie skins the cat to RANA Iyo! The fans fire up, Liv hits a CODE BREAKER on Roxie! All three are down, but here comes entry number four! It’s… LYRA VALKYRIA! The inaugural Women’s Intercontinental Champion wants to reach higher heights, will entering the Rumble for the first time ever do that? Lyra ENZIGIRIS Liv, ENZIGIRIS Roxie, then dodges Liv to cartwheel and HEEL KICK! Iyo runs up but Lyra wrenches her! TORNADO DDT! Then she drags Iyo up to FISHERMAN BUSTER! The fans cheer and Lyra TOSSES Iyo up and out! Liv CLOBBERS Lyra!

Liv kicks at Iyo, Iyo grabs that foot, and Iyo ROCKS Liv into Roxie! Roxie goes after Liv, Liv kicks back, Lyra has a wardrobe malfunction while Liv KNEES Iyo and KICKS Roxie! Lyra is back, and she helps Liv DUMP Iyo! Roxie goes after Liv! Entry number five is here, and it’s… “Shh… It’s Chelsea Green~!” The Hot Mess Women’s US Champion is here, but she takes her time while the other four fight it out. Roxie bumps Iyo off buckles, Lyra stomps Liv, and then Lyra bumps Liv off buckles. Roxie tries to get Iyo up and out but Iyo fights back. Chelsea finally enters, and she SLAPS Roxie! And SLAPS Liv! And she TOSSES Iyo!

Iyo holds onto ropes, Chelsea TOSSES Lyra! Lyra holds onto ropes! Chelsea does the same to Roxie and to Liv, but they both hold onto ropes! Chelsea salutes herself, but then she realizes no one hit the floor. They all surround Chelsea, and they attack 4v1! The fans are torn, but then Liv DECKS Lyra and Roxie bumps Iyo off buckles. Number six is here, and it’s… B-FAB! Will she be fabulous on this Road to WrestleMania? B-Fab and Chelsea have beef, so Chelsea storms up, only for B-Fab to BOOT her! B-Fab rallies on Chelsea but then Lyra whips her. B-Fab reverses and LEG LARIATS! Liv runs up, B-Fab sends her into Lyra!

B-Fab UPPERCUTS Liv, then scoops her to SLAM her onto Lyra! Iyo rolls B-Fab, but B-Fab kicks low! B-Fab suplexes for ANARCHY! B-Fab drags Iyo up, sends her at ropes, but Iyo holds on! Iyo fights back, Chelsea and Roxie scrap in one corner, Lyra and Liv in the other. Liv stomps a mudhole, Chelsea talks trash to commentary, but here comes entry number 7! It’s… IVY NILE! The Diamond Pitbull is #AmericanMade, and she rushes right into the ring! SPINEBUSTER for Lyra! Ivy rains down forearms, a message for the champion she’s after! Ivy scoops Lyra, dumps her to the apron, but then Iyo is after Ivy!

Ivy switches with Iyo to GERMAN SUPLEX! Then she GERMAN SUPLEXES Liv! Chelsea hooks Ivy’s arms but Ivy turns that into a waistlock! Chelsea grabs Roxie, Ivy DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES! #SuplexIvy stands tall but fans are torn. Lyra kicks Ivy in return! Lyra bumps Ivy off buckles, Liv is after Chelsea, Iyo has B-Fab. Roxie is the odd one out but she uses that to rest under the bottom rope. Liv & Iyo work together on B-Fab, but entry number 8 is… ZOEY STARK! Pure Fusion Collective’s Sniper is here, could she earn a golden ticket home to Las Vegas? She slingshots up and over Liv, sends Iyo into her, then HALF NELSON SUPLEXES Iyo!

Zoey KNEES Liv, SUPERKICKS B-Fab, kicks Ivy and underhooks her, for ATAXIA! Zoey kips up, fires up, but Chelsea TOSSES her! Zoey stays on the apron to ENZIGIRI! Then she goes up, up, and FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! Zoey drags Iyo up, throws her at the ropes, but Iyo holds onto the ropes to headscissor in return! Iyo almost has Zoey up and over but Zoey fights free. Liv has Chelsea on the apron, but Chelsea clings to the ropes with her legs! Liv kicks and kicks but Chelsea keeps her feet off the ground! Entry number 9 is… LASH LEGEND! The Bougie Bully makes her Rumble debut, and she runs right into the ring!

Lash CHOPS Ivy! DECKS Iyo! BOOTS Chelsea! Roxie runs up, but into a scoop, and BACKBREAKER! Then Lash catches Lyra! Lash pops Lyra up to a suplex, and she marches around before the SLAM! Lash kips up, then FLAPJACKS Zoey onto Lyra! The fans cheer as Lash points to the sign, but here comes Ivy! Lash catches her, swings her into Iyo, then into everyone else! Lash then brings Ivy up, and POWERBOMBS her down! Roxie goes after Zoey but B-Fab CLUBS Lash! B-Fab talks trash, but Lash ROCKS her! They fire forearms and the fans fire up! B-Fab fires off and SLAPS Lash! B-Fab whips Lash but Lash ELBOWS back! DOUBLE BOOTS take them both down!

Chelsea pounces and TOSSES B-FAB! Chelsea ELIMINATES B-Fab! She salutes, then hurries after Lash! Chelsea TOSSES Lash, but Lash holds on! Entry 10 is… BIANCA BELAIR! The EST won the 2021 Women’s Rumble, can she do it again here? Bianca goes up, up, and she CROSSBODIES Chelsea! The fans fire up as Bianca drags Roxie up to TOSS her! Roxie holds on, but Bianca TOSSES Lyra! The apron is getting crowded, but then Bianca suplexes Iyo! Bianca marches then SLAMS Iyo down! The fans fire up as Bianca RAMS Iyo, then goes up to rain down fists! The fans count alnog, but Bianca jumps over Ivy!

Bianca RAMS Ivy into Iyo, then climbs up to rain down more fists! Zoey runs in, Bianca jumps over her! Bianca RAMS all three! Then she climbs up to rain down more fists! Lash runs in, Bianca backflips, and Lash SPLASHES everyone else! Bianca RAMS into Lash, rains down more fists, and finally gets to TEN! But here comes Liv! Bianca dodges Liv, scoops and GUTBUSTERS! Then she wrenches Lash to reel her in, and the fans go nuts as she suplexes Lash! Bianca kips up, Indy fires up, but Iyo BOOTS her! Iyo goes up, Bianca ROCKS Iyo! Entry 11 is… SHAYNA BASZLER! Zoey has some PFC back-up as the Queen of Spades rushes out here!

Shayna goes right after Chelsea for a BIG back suplex! But Iyo is after Shayna! Shayna wrenches Iyo’s arm, then hits a wristlock suplex! Shayna isolates that arm, lets her hair down, but Liv runs up! Shayna catches Liv for an ARM BREAKER onto Iyo! Then Shayna KICKS Liv down! Lyra ENZIGIRIS Shayna! Zoey springboards and LARIATS! Zoey recovered just in time, and now she beats down Lyra! Zoey & Shayna work together to TOSS Lyra, but she holds onto the ropes! Bianca and Iyo work on Roxie, Liv and Lash go after Ivy. Lyra fights free, goes up a corner, and she DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICKS!

Lyra kips up, but Ivy TOSSES her! Ivy ELIMINATES Lyra! The fans boo but Ivy says she’s coming for the Intercontinental Championship. Entry 12 is coming, and it’s… BAYLEY! Last year’s winner wants that back-to-back achievement can she do it? The Role Model HOTSHOTS Roxie, then clinches for a BAYLEY- NO, Roxie lsips free! Bayley blocks a kick, KNEES Roxie back, then puts her in a corner. Bayley runs up, Roxie dodges, but then Bayley catches Roxie again! Roxie fights free, runs up, but into a fireman’s carry! Liv and Iyo kick each other while Bayley hits a SWINGING SIDE SLAM on Roxie!

Iyo and Bayley stare down, the DMG CTRL showdown begins again! But PFC attack them both! The fans boo as PFC mugs Iyo, then they double whip Bayley. Bayley TOSSES Zoey, but Shayna grabs a leg! Bayley fights them off, TOSSES Shayna over, too, and entry 13 is… SONYA DEVILLE! PFC is complete, but she better hurry to help her team! Sonya storms right in, kicks Bayley and ROCKS Iyo! KNEE for Bayley! Iyo wheelbarrows but Sonya sits her down! SLIDING KNEE! Liv runs up, into a SPEAR! Sonya gives marching orders to Zoey & Shayna, they feed Chelsea to Sonya! Chelsea wants mercy, she gets the DEVILLE’S ADVOCATE!

Bianca is sent into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Roxie is fed to a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! PFC mugs Lash, they mug Liv, then DOUBLE KNEE Lash down! Chelsea scurries out under the bottom rope to stay safe. Liv ends up in a Z360 DDT!! Entry 14 is… MAXXINE DUPRI! The Alpha Academy’s Alpha Princess is here, but PFC doesn’t even take her seriously. Maxxine realizes she’s in trouble, but then Ivy gets in her face! Maxxine DECKS Ivy! And LARIATS! And HEEL KICKS! Maxxine hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! The fans cheer and Maxxine winds it up! But then PFC are in her way. The fans boo, they wanted to see her Caterpillar!

But then Iyo, Bianca and Bayley goes after PFC! Maxxine GERMAN SUPLEXES Ivy, and kips up! The straps come down, and Maxxine cartwheels into the REVERSE CATERPILLAR! ELBOW DROP! Maxxine fireman’s carries Ivy, DUMPS her out, but Ivy fights back! HEEL KICK and Ivy falls! Maxxine ELIMINATES Ivy! But PFC DUMPS Maxxine and ELIMINATES her! The fans boo but PFC high-fives. Entry 15 is here, and it’s… NAOMI! Time for the Rumble to Feel The Glow! Naomi hurries to help Bianca! She ROUNDHOUSES Sonya, HEEL KICKS SHayna, then RAMS into Zoey! APRON HEATSEEKER for Zoey!

Naomi scuffs Zoey, bumps Chelsea off buckles, then climbs. BLOCKBUSTER! Roxie attacks, whips, but Naomi slides under! Mule kick! AX KICK! Shayna & Zoey attack Naomi! Sonya joins in, PFC mugs her, but Bianca gets up to attack! Bayley helps out, too! The fans fire up, and even Iyo helps out! Bianca directs traffic, time to clear out PFC. Naomi & Bianca double torture rack Zoey, DOUBLE KSIS OF DEATH!! OVER THE MOONSAULT on Sonya!! Bayley hits a BAYLEY2BELLY on Shayna! PFC all get TOSSED, TRIPLE ELIMINATION! And here comes entry 16! It’s… JAIDA PARKER! Miss Parker from NXT is ready to get Out The Mud!

Jaida slides in, CLOBBERS Iyo, CHOPS Roxie, but Bayley scoops! Jaida slips free, shoves Bayley, then dodges to CLOBBER her! Jaida is fired up, and she wrenches Liv to a suplex, GOURD BUSTER! HIP-NOTIC!! The fans fire up and Jaida gives Chelsea the TEARDROP! Jaida high steps it, she and Lash actually bond over being NXT in the Rumble. Bianca and Naomi step up, and hey, sisterhood! But then Chelsea wants to join in? She gets pinballed around! But then she falls, Lash’s BOOT hits Jaida! Chelsea TOSSES Lash and ELIMINATES her! Chelsea says what up? Bye~! But then Naomi & Bianca are there.

Chelsea apologizes, but here comes entry 17. It’s… PIPER NIVEN! And not a moment too soon! The Secret Her-vice Agent makes her way out while Chelsea slips under the bottom rope. Bianca & Naomi watch each other’s backs while waiting on Chelsea. Chelsea shouts for Piper but the ramp is so long! Naomi & Bianca attack but Chelsea fights them off! Piper hurries in, she and Chelsea stare down the tag champs. Chelsea hides under the bottom rope while Piper fights! She scoops Naomi, SLAMS her, but Bianca jumps on! Piper FLINGS Bianca off her, then runs to DOUBLE SPLASH! Then Piper SCRAPBUSTERS Bayley!

Iyo dodges Piper, runs back in, but into an URENAGE! Chelsea returns to take Naomi, but Naomi TOSSES Chelsea! Bianca saves Naomi from Piper, Piper BLASTS Chelsea down! Piper ELIMINATES Chelsea!! Chelsea is furious, Piper apologizes, and now Naomi & Bianca DOUBLE DROPKICK! Piper stumbles, entry 18 is here, and it’s… NATALYA! The Queen of Harts continues her streak of being in every Women’s Rumble! Natty hurries up and slides in, DISCUS LARIAT for Bayley! Natty dodges Liv to GERMAN SUPLEX! Naomi runs up, into a sit-down! Bianca tires, she gets a BIG back suplex!

Iyo jackknifes and rolls through, but Natty does, too! Natty almost bombs Iyo out of the ring! Roxie jumps on for a SLEEPER, but Natty BACKPACK STUNNERS! Natty TOSSES Roxie up and out, but Roxie holds on! Roxie RAMS Natty, gets in the ring, Jaida HIP-NOTICS Natty! Jaida hauls Natty up but Natty fights back! Bianca & Naomi DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP Iyo, then DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Entry 19 is here, and it’s… JORDYNNE GRACE! The Juggernaut is back in WWE and back in the Rumble, and she’s OFFICIALLY part of WWE! Grace ROCKS Jaida, then GERMAN SUPLEXES her!

Grace has a SPINEBUSTER for Bayley! Roxie hops on, Iyo runs up, but Grace CLOBBERS Iyo! And CLOBBERS Liv! And BACKPACK SENTONS Roxie! Jaida TOSSES Grace but Grace holds on! Grace SLIAPS Jaida, then slingshots in! She DUMPS Jaida, then avoids the shoulder to BOOT Jaida! HIP ATTACK! Jaida falls, Grace ELIMINATES her! But Piper HEADBUTTS Grace! Grace just gets pissed! Grace fireman’s carries Piper?! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY!! The fans are thunderous, we might have a new StrongEST! Grace and Naomi meet again, they hug it out, but then Bianca snatches Grace’s hair! Bianca TOSSES Grace!

Piper CLOBBERS Naomi, Bianca RAMS Piper! Entry 20 is here, and it’s… MIA YIM! The Head Baddie In Charge may not be US Champion right now, but can she jump right to the top? Michin DROPKICKS Piper, mule kicks and PELES Natty, then PENALTY KICKS her! Mia says get this twerk! But she dodges Bayley to PELE! Mia figures two for one, CANNONBALL on Bayley and Natty! Liv fights off Bianca, Mia helps Naomi with Grace, and Natty goes to DUMP Bianca! Bianca keeps her feet off the ground! Bianca skins the cat, slips into the ring, and she KICKS Natty! Mia wrenches Piper, but Piper says no to Da Feet! PIPER DRIVER!

Piper drags Mia up, Bayley stomps Grace, Bianca helps Naomi against Roxie. Natty ROCKS Piper, Bianca scoop SLAMS Roxie! Entry 21 is… ALEXA BLISS!! Indy goes wild for the return of the Twisted former champion! Bliss takes her time reveling in this moment, she hasn’t been back since 2023! Bliss and Bayley meet again, and then Bliss dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Bliss DECKS Natty, SHOTGUNS her down, then she choke grips Bayley! S T O! INSULT2INJURY! Bliss is all fired up, but then Natty kicks low! Natty lifts Bliss, but Bliss slips free of the bomb! Bliss finds a leg and holds on tight!

Entry 22 is here, and it’s… ZELINA VEGA! La Muneca has done many things in her career, but could she finally win herself the Rumble? Zelina slips in, trips up Bayley, then goes up a corner. Liv runs up, Zelina dodges and BOOTS Liv away! Zelina goes up, slingshots in, then wrenches Iyo to a KNEE! TORNADO DDT for Piper! Grace grabs Zelina, puts her in a corner, but Zelina turns things around! Grace puts Zelina on the apron, bumps her off buckles, then hauls her up! The fans fire up as Zelina fights free, and adjusts position for a SUPER CODE RED!! Natty fights off Naomi, Bianca and Mia all at once!

Bayley has Bliss in a corner, Natty goes after Bliss herself now! Roxie and Liv are in one corner, Iyo pulls Piper against the ropes! Naomi & Bianca double whip Mia for a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Then they set up, LEG DROP MOONSAULT COMBO! Entry 23 is here, and it’s… CANDICE LERAE! The Poison Pixie tried to put Tiffany Stratton on notice last night, will she make good on that promise? Candice RAMS Bayley, sends her into Naomi, then NECKBRAEKER DDT COMBOS! Liv attacks but Candice drop toeholds her! Candice CLUBS Liv, then hits a STEP-UP SENTON CODE BREKAER COMBO on Liv and Piper!

The brawling keeps going, Natty KICKS Bayley, Zelina has Bliss in a corner. Roxie fights free from Candice but Mia is after her! Mia ROUNDHOUSES Candice, Candice ends up in a Tree of Woe! Candice fights free, slips around, but Mia is after her fingers! Candice dangles over the floor, it helps that she’s short. Entry 24 is here, and it’s… STEPHANIE VAQUER! La Primera has a date for Vengeance Day, but she doesn’t mind taking a detour through the Royal Rumble! Vaquer hurries to the ring, and she springboards to CROSSBODY Bayley! Vaquer wrenches Bayley to a BIG back suplex! She dodges Natty to spin her and snap suplex!

Vaquer smiles as she wraps Natty up for the HEADSCISSOR DRIVER! Roxie storms up but Vaquer HEADBUTTS her down! Bayley BOOTS Vaquer, but then Vaquer puts those leges in the ropes! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! METEORA for Natty! Roxie goes after Bayley, Vaquer stands on Natty, Bianca & Naomi double suplex Bliss. They hold Bliss up before the SLAM! Entry 25 is here, and it’s… TRISH STRATUS!! Indy fires up again as the living legend is back again! Trish dodges Natty, and they fire off hands! The fans fire up, Trish whips, Natty reverses, but Trish hits a THESZ PRESS! Candice is after Trish but Trish DECKS her!

Grace runs up but Trish kicks low! Trish headlocks, but Grace stops Stratusfaction! UPPERCUT! Trish BOOTS Grace, BOOTS Candice, and she DOUBLE BULLDOGS! “This is Awesome!” as Candice takes a CHICK KICK! Trish has Natty now, STRATUSFACTION! But Piper HEADBUTTS Trish down! Piper soaks up the heat, then drags Trish up. Piper brings Trish to ropes but Trish fights free. Trish and Piper brawl, entry 26 is here, and it’s… RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ! Liv finally has back-up as Ricky Desperado storms her way out here. And just in time, as Grace and Natty are after Liv! Raquel drags them back, Natty dodges and manages to RANA!

Raquel stays up, and she BOOTS Natty! Raquel lifts Liv to POWERBOMB SENTON onto Natty! They haul Natty up and whip, but Natty reverses! Liv is sent out, but then Raquel sends Natty out! Natty SLAPS Raquel, Liv hits a CODE BREAKER, Liv ELIMINATES Natty! Raquel then helps Liv back in, but Bliss RAMS Liv! Liv dangles, Raquel dumps Bliss! Bliss ROCKS Raquel, Liv CODE BREAKERS Bliss! Bliss falls, Liv ELIMINATES Bliss, too! The fans boo, but Bianca & Naomi go after Liv & Bianca! Raquel SWINGS Naomi around! Entry 27 is here, and it’s… CHARLOTTE FLAIR! The Queen is back, will they all bow down?

Charlotte takes her time strutting to the ring, but Liv has her focus right on Charlotte as past rivals years ago. Raquel goes after Grace, and hits a CHOKE SLAM! Liv brawls with Iyo, Roxie stomps Naomi, Mia stomps Piper, and Finally, Charlotte steps into the ring. Charlotte CLOBBERS Liv, CLOBBERS Vaquer, CHOPS Bayley, and CHOPS Bayley more! The fans “WOO~!” with every CHOP! Roxie runs up, Charlotte CHOPS away on her! Bianca runs up, into CHOPS! Grace tries, she gets CHOP after CHOP! Charlotte brings Grace around to CHOP her down! Charlotte then whips, but Grace reverses. Charlotte tumbles up and out, BOOTS Grace down, then BOOTS Mia to ELIMINATE her!

The fans fire up with Charlotte, she goes up the apron, and she CROSSBODIES Grace & Vaquer! Grace blocks a suplex, Vaquer joins in, and they DOUBLE SUPLEX Charlotte, and hold her up! The fans fire up, but then Charlotte makes it a DOUBLE DDT! Charlotte kips up and the fans fire up again! Charlotte runs at Piper, Piper dodges and fires forearms! Piper HEADBUTTS Charlotte down, Zelina clings to ropes while Trish is after her! Piper hauls Charlotte up, but Charlotte DUMPS Piper out and ELIMINATES her! Charlotte then sees Liv & Raquel. They brawl 2v1, entry 28 is here, and it’s… GIULIA! The NXT Women’s Champion herself is getting in on this match?!

The fans fire up as The Beautiful Madness makes her way to the ring. Liv & Raquel mug Charlotte, Vaquer is after Roxie, and Giulia steps in. Giulia and Iyo stare down and the fans fire up! Stardom is in WWE as these two brawl! Giulia flips around to RANA Iyo, but Iyo blocks the knee! Iyo trips Giulia, Giulia ducks the kick, and both women SHOTEI!! They flounder away and the fans rally up. Charlotte fights off Liv & Raquel, only for them to DUMP her to the apron! Charlotte holds on, the fans rally, Grace ROCKS Giulia! Giulia runs up, Grace puts her on the apron! Giulia tries to suplex Grace!

Grace holds onto the ropes, so Giulia slips in and HEADBUTTS! V-TRIGGER! Grace falls, Giulia ELIMINATES Grace! But now Giulia turns around to see friendly rival, Vaquer. The fans fire up again, and they fist bump as they step against Bayley and Charlotte! The fans fire up for “NXT! NXT!” Roxie tries to join in as Team NXT? Bayley and Roxie shove, but then the brawl is on! The fans fire up, and entry 29 is coming! It’s… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force enters at almost the perfect time! Queen of the Ring, former world champion, could she add a Rumble win to that list? Nia takes her time as the others brawl it out!

Trish RAMS Zelina but Zelina goes up to KICK Trish! Nia YANKS Zelina down to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but Nia TOSSES Zelina just because! Nia storms in and Trish steps to her! The fans fire up as these two talk some smack. But then Candice is there! Trish TOSSES Candice first, and ELIMINATES her! Trish then fires hands on Nia! And CHOPS her! And then puts some stank on the CHOP! The fans cheer, Trish handsprings, but no Stratusphere! Nia lifts Trish, only for Trish to RANA free! But then Nia hauls Trish right up, puts her on the apron, but Trish drags Nia onto the rope! Candice comes back, Trish kicks her away! Nia BLASTS Trish down to ELIMINATE her!

The fans boo but Nia blows kisses goodbye. Nia then CLOBBERS Bianca! And Iyo! And Liv! And everyone else! But here comes entry 30! It’s… NIKKI BELLA! #Fearless indeed given who is left in the match! The WWE Hall of Famer still wants a Rumble win and a WrestleMania main event, will she get what she wants? Nikki storms in, steps to Nia, and then everyone else joins her! Maybe not #BellaArmy but certainly good enough to take on Nia! The forearms fly and the fans fire up! But Nia EXPLODES out of that 11v1! Nia roars, fans boo, but Nia soaks up the heat. Iyo SHOTEIS! Giulia HEADBUTTS! Bianca fires a forearm, as does Bayley!

Bayley KNEES Nia, Nia wobbles, Charlotte BOOTS her! Nikki hits a KNEE SMASH, then does pushups just to show off. Roxie gets in Nikki’s face and gives those pushups back! The fans cheer as past and future meet, and Nikki SLAPS Roxie! Nikki aims for ropes, DUMPS Roxie, but Roxie holds on! Nikki kicks Roxie, Roxie hits back! Iyo runs up on Vaquer, Vaquer BOOTS her! Vaquer goes up, headscissors, and she drags Iyo out! They’re both on the apron, Roxie kicks at them both! Iyo still skins the cat! The fans cheer, now Vaquer dangles! Liv joins in! Liv and Roxie kick at Iyo and Vaquer! Raquel tries to help, but Bianca & Naomi join in!

The tag champs dump Liv & Raquel! Now THIS is a crowded apron! Nia BLASTS the apron, she ELIMINATES Vaquer, Bianca, Naomi, Iyo and Raquel! Liv and Roxie brawl, Nia BLASTS Liv and ELIMINATES her, too!! Nia shrugs, but no more record setting run by Iyo and Liv. Nia DECKS Nikki, runs up on Bayley, but Giulia ROCKS her! Roxie SUPERKICKS Nia! Bayley hits a ROSE PLANT on Nia! Charlotte SPEARS Bayley! Giulia KNEES Charlotte! Nikki SPEARS Giulia! Nikki fireman’s carries Giulia, but Giulia clings to ropes! Roxie UPPERCUTS Nikki! Giulia drags Roxie up and out, then they brawl!

Charlotte runs up, Roxie & Giulia avoid the boot! They drag Charlotte up and over! They all brawl, Charlotte BOOTS Roxie! Giulia KICKS Charlotte’s leg! Charlotte falls, Roxie POSTS Giulia and ELIMINATES her! Roxie waves bye, but Bayley is right on Roxie! Roxie bumps Bayley off buckles, TOSSES her up and out, but Bayley ROCKS Roxie! Bayley is still on the apron, Nia runs up! Bayley ROCKS Nia, Nikki runs up, but Nia ducks! Nikki DECKS and ELIMINATES Bayley! Nia TOSSES and ELIMINATES Nikki! Charlotte, Nia and Roxie are the final three! Nia and Charlotte stare down, they have beef!

Charlotte CHOPS away on Nia again and again! Roxie CHOP BLOCKS Charlotte’s leg! Roxie drags Charlotte around by that leg, puts her in the corner, then puts the leg in ropes! Roxie pulls on the bad leg, but Charlotte CLUBS her! Nia runs up, both Roxie and Charlotte move! Nia hits buckles, Roxie jumps on, but Nia puts Roxie on the apron! Charlotte DUMPS Nia! Charlotte ELIMINATES Nia!! Roxie and Charlotte are the final two! Roxie headscissors, Charlotte stops that and TOSSES her! Roxie RAMS Charlotte, but Charlotte BOOTS her down! CHARLOTTE WINS!

Winner: Charlotte Flair (2025 Women’s Royal Rumble winner)

The Queen told us she was coming back, she got in the Royal Rumble, and she WON the Royal Rumble! The only question now is, who will she challenge for WrestleMania 41?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: #DIY VS Motor City Machine Guns!

Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa were friends to Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin, until these titles got in the way. Johnny Wrestling & the Sicilian Psycho cheated their way into winning these belts, then cheated their way into keeping these belts, but now they have to survive through two rounds! Will DIY get shot down in Indy? Or will these belts go back to Motor City?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see which team can go the distance!

The teams sort out, and the first fall starts with Ciampa and Sabin. Ciampa kicks Sabin’s leg, but Sabin CHOPS in return. Sabin headlocks, Ciampa powers up and out but Shelley sneaks a tag. Sabin ducks ‘n’ dodges, trips up Gargano, and Shelley sits Ciampa down! DOUBLE PENALTY KICKS for Ciampa! Gargano runs in, but MCMG dodge to double mule kick! MCMG stereo whips DIY but DIY reverses. MCMG dosido, DIY dodge but then MCMG dodge back! MCMG STEREO LARIAT DIY in the corners! MCMG TOSSES DIY out, and the fans fire up as Shelley tags Sabin. MCMG both run up, STEREO DROPKICKS!

The fans fire up and Shelley holds the way open! Sabin builds speed, DIVES, and he wipes DIY out into the desk! The fans fire up and Sabin gets Ciampa in the ring. But Gargano yanks Sabin down! Sabin DECKS Gargano, but Ciampa has Sabin in the WILLOW’S BELL! Cover, TWO! Sabin survives but Ciampa throws down elbow after elbow! Ciampa tags Gargano, then he ripcords Sabin for a FOREARM! Gargano LARIATS, Ciampa JAWBREAKERS, then assisted short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Sabin toughs it out but Gargano paces around him. The fans rally for Sabin but Gargano puts him in the corner.

Tag to Ciampa and Ciampa runs, but Sabin BOOTS him! Sabin DECKS Gargano, sunset flips Ciampa, but Ciampa rolls through. Ciampa keeps Sabin from Shelley with a FLAPJACK, then Ciampa ELBOWS Shelley! Ciampa runs up but Sabin GAMANGIRIS Ciampa! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ciampa and Sabin crawl, hot tags to Shelley and- Wait, Gargano doesn’t tag Ciampa! It’s all a fake out! Shelley SUPERKICKS Gargano, cravats him, but Gargano feeds Shelley to a PSYCHO KNEE! Cover, DIY scores!!

DIY: 1; MCMG: 0

Evil geniuses, these two! They faked a tag just so they could get an advantage! Ciampa stomps away on Shelley as this second fall starts already. Ciampa ROCKS Shelley, clamps on a chinlock, and he grinds Shelley down. Shelley endures the high leverage on the chinlock and the fans rally up. Shelley fights up, fires body shots, but Ciampa knees low! Ciampa sucker punches Sabin now! Shelley gets around Ciampa, but Gargano saves him from the O’Conner Roll! Gargano does tag in this time but Shelley fights both DIY! Gargano pulls hair, Shelley fights the suplex to suplex, but Ciampa makes the save!

Ciampa & Gargano hit a SAIDO SPEAR COMBO! Cover, TWO! Shelley is still in this, but Gargano kicks him around. Gargano drags Shelley up, mocks the Motor City hand sign, then CHOPS! Tag to Ciampa, and he CHOPS! Ciampa stomps Shelley, he tags Gargano, and DIY double whips Shelley to a corner. Ciampa sends Gargano in, but Shelley BOOTS Gargano away! Shelley ELBOWS Ciampa, spins Gargano, and then catches Ciampa, DDT FLATLINER COMBO! The fans fire up while Shelley crawls! Wait, Ciampa is crawling under the ring? It’s a shortcut to YANK Sabin down! Sabin BOOTS Ciampa away!

Gargano grabs Shelley, Shelley KICKS Gargano away, but the ref misses the tag! He was keeping Ciampa in check! The fans boo as DIY mugs Shelley! Sabin chases Gargano, they go around the outside, but Ciampa and Gargano hit Shelley with SHATTER MACHINE!! Sabin argues with the ref, that delays the cover! TWO!! Shelley survives thanks to Sabin but Gargano keeps Shelley down with stomps. Gargano soaks up heat, then taunts Sabin. Gargano runs up, but Shelley puts him on the apron! Gargano ROCKS Shelley, ENZIGIRIS Sabin, then slingshots, into a SUPERKICK! The fans rally while Shelley crawls!

Sabin rises up, Shelley reaches out, hot tag to Sabin! Sabin dodges Gargano, DROPKICKS Ciampa, BOOTS Gargano, then fires hands! Sabin whips, Gargano reverses, but Sabin LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with Sabin while Gargano bails out. Sabin goes out, PENALTY KICK to Ciampa! Sabin avoids Gargano’s sweep to PENALTY KICK him now! Then triangle jump CROSSBODY wipes out both members of DIY! The fans are fired up and the ring count climbs. Sabin puts Gargano in the ring, aims from the corner, then climbs. But Ciampa anchors Sabin! Sabin ROCKS Ciampa, Shelley is there to APRON DDT!

Sabin TORNADO DDTS Gargano! Gargano staggers around, Sabin tags Shelley! MCMG BOOT ENZIGIRI COMBO, then they set Gargano up! SKULL & BONES!! Cover, MCMG tie it up!!

DIY: 1; MCMG: 1

And now it all comes down to this! Will MCMG make a comeback from being behind the 8 Ball? Or can DIY find a way to take the win?

Shelley tags Sabin, they haul Gargano up, SOBAT, and SUPERKICK! Ciampa BOOTS Shelley! Sabin ENZIGIRIS Ciampa! Gargano SUPERKICKS Sabin, runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Gargano rebounds, DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up while all four men are down around ringside! Gargano crawls, tags Ciampa, and Ciampa reels Sabin in. SUPERKICK into FAIRYTALE ENDING! Cover, Shelley breaks it! The fans cheer but Gargano kicks Shelley! Gargano TOSSES Shelley, then builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Shelley, Ciampa has Sabin up for PROJECT CIAMPA!! Cover, TWO!! Sabin survives and shocks Ciampa!

The fans fire up but Ciampa is right on Sabin in a corner. Ciampa hoists Sabin up top, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Ciampa climbs up after Sabin, hoists him up again, but Sabin fights the air raid to a sunset flip! Ciampa stays up and rains down fists! Sabin staggers away, but he SHOVES Ciampa! Ciampa hits post, then Sabin drags Ciampa into the Tree of Woe! Gargano is back, he gets around, but Shelley gets Gargano! Gargano switches with Shelley, but Sabin UPERCUTS! Shelley DROPKICKS Ciampa! Sabin sends Gargano to Shelley, OVEREHAD SUPLEX into Ciampa! Sabin adds a DROPKICK!

The fans are thunderous as Sabin sits Ciampa back up! Tag to Shelley, he climbs, and Sabin gets under! SLICED BREAD BOMB!! Cover, Gargano breaks it!! The fans are thunderous again as this one keeps going! Gargano & Ciampa crawl to their corner, Shelley tags Sabin. Gargano tags in but Sabin dodges him! And dodges again! SUPERKICK hits Ciampa!! Gargano turns around, into the DREAM SEQUENCE! The fans fire up again as Sabin tags Shelley! BOOT ENZIGIRI on Gargano in the corner! Wait, who is that on the apron?! And then ANGELO DAKWINS CLOBBERS Shelley with a crutch!!

Gargano POSTS Sabin, tags Ciampa, and DIY MEET IN THE MIDDLE!! Cover, DIY WINS!!!

Winners: DIY, by pinfall, 2-1 falls (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

Ford & Dawkins screw MCMG!? But then they attack DIY, too!! The Street Profits are coming for everything! They hold up the tag titles, will the Profits be up on the Road to WrestleMania?

 

Undisputed WWE Championship Ladder Match: Cody Rhodes VS Kevin Owens!

The American Nightmare and “The Canadian Dream” have been fighting tooth and nail, all because Kevin thinks Cody betrayed him. Then Saturday Night’s Main Event back in December escalated things as Kevin felt he was cheated out of his championship victory. But speaking of escalating, both men must climb up and bring down the gold to declare themselves the best in the WWE! Will Cody get through Kevin and leave this grudge behind? Or will The Prizefighter finally have his prize?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and it is time to see who is truly Undisputed!

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Cody and Kevin stare down, Cody eggs Kevin on, but both men hear Indy dueling at the top of their lungs! Kevin and Cody start throwing hands! Cody kicks low, fires more shots, but Kevin keeps up with him! Cody kicks, drops, RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody storms up to fire more shots, then whips. Kevin reverses and ELBOWS Cody down! Kevin stomps Cody, fires more hands, then stomps Cody in the corner. Kevin CHOKES Cody, then goes out to fetch a ladder. Cody hurries to attack! Kevin ends up tipping the ladder over! Cody sends Kevin into barriers, then grabs the leader.

Kevin attacks Cody, Cody hits back, and Cody lines up a shot! Kevin stops the suplex and fires body shots! Kevin scoops Cody to SLAM him onto the ladder! The ladder’s brace breaks, so Kevin rips it off to LASH Cody! Kevin beats Cody down, then GRINDS the metal into Cody’s face! Cody fights but Kevin shoves him down. Kevin sends Cody into barriers, and Cody almost falls into the front row! Kevin leaves Cody behind, goes looking under the ring, but Cody returns to attack! Cody TOSSES Kevin over barriers! Cody then storms after Kevin and they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up as they get even closer to the action!

Cody SMASHES Kevin with a beer! The fans fire up, Kevin hits back and then grabs a fan’s toy belt to SMASH Cody with it! The brawling keeps going, then Kevin uses a camera to SMACK Cody in the face! Talk about a close-up! But Cody still fights back! They brawl around the way, Cody fishhooks Kevin to punch him in the face! They make it back to ringside, and Kevin hoists Cody up! Kevin GOURD BUSTERS Cody on the barriers! Kevin pie faces Cody down, then hops the barriers. The fans boo Kevin but Kevin kicks Cody in the side. Kevin snarls, and he brings out another ladder! Kevin leans that ladder against the apron before going back for Cody.

The fans fire up while Kevin HIP TOSSES Cody onto the ladder! Cody writhes, flounders, and Kevin puts the ladder in the ring. The fans want tables but Kevin just wants the belts. Kevin stands the ladder up, begins the climb, but Cody hurries in! Cody drags Kevin down, Kevin ROCKS Cody with haymakers, then TOSSES him out! Kevin climbs, Cody returns, and Cody drags Kevin back down! Cody fires body shots, then whips Kevin into the ladder! The ladder and Kevin both fall down! Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs while the fans rally up, and Cody storms over to Kevin. Cody stomps Kevin, but Kevin drags Cody out of the ring!

Kevin SMACKS Cody off the desk, SMACKS him again, then uses the desk hood to SMACK Cody! Kevin hears Michael Cole say he’s “losing it.” Kevin says he’s not losing anything, he’s winning this! The fans want tables, but Kevin just brings out a new ladder! Kevin lines it up, and he makes a bridge between desk and ring! Kevin storms around commentary, drags Cody up, but Cody kicks low! Cody whips Kevin into steel steps! Kevin grimaces as he sits back, and Cody goes into the ring. Cody thinks about the ladder that’s there,, and he brings it back up! But Kevin and a shorter ladder get in! Kevin RAMS Cody, RAMS him again, then CHUCKS it at Cody!

Cody falls into a corner, Kevin SLAMS the little ladder down on Cody, then he sets the little ladder up! The fans fire up, but Kevin is just trolling. He stomps Cody then tosses the little ladder out. Kevin climbs the big ladder, but Cody uses the little ladder to JAM him up! Cody CHUCKS the little ladder at Kevin now! Kevin falls into a corner, Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs, and Cody climbs the big ladder! Kevin is up and he CHUCKS the little ladder into Cody’s legs! Cody drops down a few rungs, and Kevin JAMS him up! And JAMS him up again! Kevin sets the little ladder down, and brings Cody up to BACK SUPLEX him onto the ladder!!

Small or not, that little ladder is still hard metal! Cody writhes and winces, but Kevin whips him. Cody reverses, Kevin again runs into the big ladder! Kevin falls, Cody keeps the big ladder up, and Cody climbs! Kevin hurries to grab at Cody’s legs! Cody reaches up for the belts, has his hands on them, but he dangles from the hanger!! The fans freak out, but Cody makes it back to the ladder! Kevin drags Cody down this time, but Cody kicks at him. Kevin YANKS Cody down for a POWERBOMB!! Kevin then stands over Cody, drags him up, and brings him around. Kevin fires a body shot, then he SMACKS Cody into the ladder!

Cody drops to his knees and Kevin stomps him! Kevin CHOKES Cody, then traps him under the ladder! Kevin climbs, but Cody bench presses the ladder away! Kevin hops down, stomps Cody more, and Cody makes the ladder fall over. Kevin stalks Cody to the outside, and Kevin kicks Cody away. Kevin then storms after Cody, but Cody goes looking under the ring. Cody brings out yet another ladder, but Kevin sends Cody into barriers! Kevin then sends Cody into steel steps! Cody hobbles while Kevin takes ownership of the newest ladder. Kevin puts it in the ring, but Cody follows. Cody snap suplexes Kevin onto the ladder!

Both men are down and writhing, but then Cody rises up. Cody stands the newest ladder up, and he hurries to climb! Kevin hurries to anchor Cody, but Cody stomps Kevin! Cody busts a rung off the ladder?! Kevin takes aim but Cody JAMS him up first! Cody CLUBS away on Kevin, then winds up, only for Kevin to SUPERKICK him! Kevin then waits on Cody to rise before he JABS! JABS! JABS! Flip, Flop, and RUNG ATTACK!! Kevin parodies Dusty just to be his usual sinister self! Kevin looms over Cody, stands on his hand, then drags him up by an ear. RUNG ATTACK!! Cody falls against ropes, but Kevin CHOKES him!

Kevin lets off, though he doesn’t have to, and he sends Cody into the ladder! The ladder falls over with Cody, but Kevin clears some space. Kevin sits the ladder on its side, but Cody fires hands! Kevin sends Cody into the corner, then CHUCKS the little ladder into him! Kevin goes out, looks under the ring, and he brings out another ladder! This makes five, maybe six if you count the little one. Kevin brings number six into the ring, puts it along the ropes, and then he goes back for Cody. Kevin brings Cody over and shouts, “I’M THE CHAMP!” Kevin fireman’s carries, but Cody slips free! Kevin ROCKS Cody, then ROCKS him again!

Kevin tucks Cody in, aims for his other ladder, but Cody BACKDROPS Kevin onto the sideways ladder! That wedge hits Kevin right in the back and the fans lose their minds! Cody hobbles over, stands that ladder up, and he climbs again. But Kevin grabs a foot! Cody kicks Kevin away, climbs a little more, but Kevin is back again. Cody keeps kicking free, but Kevin gets under Cody and drags him off the ladder! POWEROMB on the corner ladder!!! The fans lose their minds all over again after that brutal landing! Cody clutches the back of his head but his arm might’ve also taken damage. Even so, “This is Awesome!”

Kevin goes back to the ladder, he climbs it, but Cody rises! The fans fire up as Cody anchors Kevin’s feet! Kevin is more annoyed than anything, and he steps down to ROCK Cody! Kevin sends Cody into the corner, then pushes him down. That corner ladder becomes a new bridge between center and ropes. Kevin then storms up on Cody, brings him back around, and sends him into that ladder from before! Then Kevin ROCKS Cody, and makes him rest back on the ladder bridge. Kevin says it didn’t have to be this way. Kevin goes up the corner, but Cody attacks! Cody fires hands, climbs up, then lines up the shot.

Cody goes to the very top, but Kevin fires body shots! Kevin SUPER FISHERMAN BUSTERS Cody onto the ladder bridge!!! Cody bounces right off the ladder, but Kevin took just as bad of a landing! The fans are losing their minds, the refs are checking both men, and now Nick Aldis hurries out here with producers and spare refs. Did Kevin just take Cody and himself out? Wait, Sami Zayn is here! Sami is Cody’s friend, and he’s still Kevin’s friend, so he is worried for both men. Sami checks Kevin first, then he checks Cody. It’s a little awkward with the ladders all in the way. Kevin stands, but then he stumbles and drops to his knees.

Kevin stands again, his anger keeps him moving if nothing else! And he stands Cody up! Kevin kicks low, but Cody stops the stunner! CROSS RHODES!! Kevin flounders out of the ring, but he anchors Cody’s foot! Cody kicks free, goes for the center ladder, but Kevin grabs the foot again! Cody goes out after Kevin to SMACK him off the desk! Cody DRIBBLES Kevin off the desk, finding new life and a second gear! Cody POSTS Kevin, the fans fire up, and Kevin is busted open! Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs again, and he watches Kevin get up. Cody fires haymakers on that bloody eyebrow, then he gets right in Kevin’s face!

Cody shouts that this is what Kevin wanted, so he rains down fists of fury! The fans are thunderous as Cody now stands on the desk. Cody brings Kevin up, throws more hands, but Kevin LOW BLOWS!!! Cody sputters, but Kevin brings him around, and tucks him in!! The fans freak out, but Cody fights the piledriver! Cody Alabama Lifts Kevin, to ALABAMA SLAM Kevin through the ladder bridge!!! Everyone loses their minds, Sami shouts for medics, but Cody goes to the ring! Cody climbs, reaches out, and grabs the hanger! Cody brings each belt off the hanger, and wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes (still Undisputed WWE Champion)

Kevin pushed Cody’s buttons, pushed him to his limits, and perhaps Cody is the one who snapped! Either way, Cody survives and holds onto both belts that represent this one championship! Will the American Nightmare be more than ready for whoever comes for him at WrestleMania? As for Kevin, the medics move him from the wreckage, is there no way he can #JustKeepFighting now?

 

WWE is ready to Evolve!

Starting Wednesday, March 5th, Tubi, get ready to see the newest stars get their shine on, hoping to be the future of the business!

 

2025 Men’s Royal Rumble!

Well, the moment of truth is here. We heard from Der Ring General that he doesn’t care who wins, because he knows they’ll all want Cody Rhodes instead. But in this star-studded field, is Gunther saying that just to egg someone on? Or does even he fear the unknown? Either way, there can only be one, so who is it heading to the main event of WrestleMania 41?

Entry number one is… REY MYSTERIO! The King of Lucha once ran the table as entry two, can he do it again but better? Entry number two is… PENTAGON!? The Rumble starts with #CeroMiedo, but will either of these great luchadores, past and future, make it to the end?

The bell rings and even Rey applauds. Penta takes a moment to revel in the moment, and then he and Rey shake hands. The fans cheer again, but then Penta doesn’t let go. Penta says sorry, but CERO! MIEDO! Rey says okay, but he says SIX, ONE, NINE! The forearms fly, Rey whips, but Penta reverses. Rey KCIKS Penta, runs and rolls, but then RANAS Penta! They both end up on the apron, both get in, and Penta wags his finger. Rey runs in, Penta pops him up to SUPERKICK! Penta runs up, Rey GAMANGIRIS in return! Rey goes up, FLYING RA- NO! Penta stops that, spins Rey around, but Rey RANAS Penta again!

Penta’s toe touches the floor! The fans are torn, but the refs say Penta saved himself in time! Penta SUPERKICKS Rey, then runs up, but Rey puts him in the ring! Rey ROCKS Penta, climbs up, and goes up, but Penta trips Rey up! Rey falls hard to the mat, and entry three is here! It’s… CHAD GABLE! The leader of American Made is here, but has he gotten over his luchador Kryptonite? Gable CHOPS, Penta CHOPS, repeat! The fans fire up and Penta runs, but Gable stops the Destroyer! Gable throws Penta back but Penta SUPERKICKS! Penta runs up, but Gable DUMPS him out! Penta stays safe, so Gable goes for Rey.

Rey RAMS Gable, slingshots up and over, sunset flip, but Gable rolls through! Gable has the legs, Penta comes in, but Gable BACK DROPS him away! Gable CATAPULTS Rey! Rey holds his feet up, if only barely! Rey slingshots but Gable wheelbarrows him! But Penta SUPERKICKS Gable in the back! Penta then runs to SLING-DOG! The fans fire up as Penta and Rey stand tall, and they work together! ALLEY-OOP ELBOW DROP! Gable writhes as that landing was on his legs! Rey drags Gable to a corner, but entry number four is here! It’s… CARMELO HAYES! Melo said he wasn’t gonna miss, will that be true?

Melo rushes into the ring, he eggs Penta on, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to LA MYSTICA! Melo grins, eyes Rey, and they circle. Melo leaves Rey hanging on the handshake, then shoves him down! Rey says fine, and he kicks low! Rey RANAS Melo, then runs up. Melo dodges to CLUB Rey down, then FADEAWAY DDT! Melo helps Gable up and says they’ll work together on the luchadores. Melo CHOPS Penta, whips him to Gable, and Gable waistlocks. Melo springboards, FADEAWAY LARIAT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! They get Rey up, double whip him, but Rey slides under! Only for DOUBLE SHOULDERS to take him down!

Gable & Melo DOUBLE ELBOW DROP, then Melo shoots his free throw. They shake hands, but Melo whips Gable! Gable stops himself, but Melo back suplexes! Gable lands out, shoves, and catches the Fadeaway to GERMAN SUPLEX! Melo flounders, the fans are torn about Gable, but here comes entry number five! It’s… SANTOS ESCOBAR! Legado’s Emperor is here, and he slides in. Gable stomps away on Penta, Melo has Rey, but Santos ROCKS Melo! And he TORNADO DDTS Gable! Rey runs but into a KNEE from Santos! Santos trips Rey, CATAPULTS him onto ropes, then dials it up!?

The fans boo but Escobar hits a 619 on Rey!! The fans boo more but Santos grins. But now Penta gets in his face! The fans cheer and Penta tells Santos, “CERO! MIEDO!” Then a SOBAT! Penta runs, Santos blows past him, DESTROYER!! Santos says “SUCK IT!” But Rey RANAS Santos onto ropes! Rey dials it up, he hits a 619!! Then Rey TOSSES Santos! Santos skins the cat, Melo TOSSES Rey! Rey skins the cat, Penta TOSSES Melo! Gable TOSSES Penta, this looks familiar… Gable finds himself in the Chelsea Green spot, but gets QUADRUPLE SUPERKICKS! Then Rey and Melo trade kicks, as do Santos and Penta!

Penta and Rey DOUBLE LARIAT at the same time Melo and Santos do! No one falls, so Penta ENZIGIRIS Melo! Rey CROSSBODIES Santos! All five men are down, but here comes entry number six! It’s… OTIS! Alpha Academy’s “Blue Collar Babe” is ready, and he gets in the ring. Gable is after Melo but Otis has Santos! POP-UP SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up as Otis pumps it up! CATERPILLAR, but Gable snatches a leg! ANKLE LOCK!! The fans boo but Otis flips over and BOOTS Gable away! Gable SLAPS Otis! Otis SLAPS Gable!! The fans fire up and Gable is offended! But Otis rips away his shirt to reveal the golden singlet!

Otis and Gable throw hands, Rey goes after Melo. Gable GERMAN SUPLEXES Otis?! Penta stomps Santos, Gable cheers himself on, but Otis is right up! Torture rack, ARGENTINA BACKBREAKER! Gable endures, but Melo makes the save! Melo & Gable shove Otis but Otis fights them off! Gable HEADBUTTS Gable to a corner, and Indy fires up with him! Penta & Rey go after Santos, they whip Santos, but Santos grabs ropes. Melo storms up, Penta mule kicks him, then mule kicks Rey. Penta runs to victory roll Santos, to use it as a springboard and DOUBLE DDT Melo & Rey! Entry number seven is here, and it’s… BRON BREAKKER!

Indy fires up as the Badass WWE Intercontinental Champion is here, and he runs right into the ring! Bron SPEARS Melo!! And then TOSSES H1M to ELIMINATE H1M! Bron then goes up to get Gable for a SUPER STEINER! Bron clinches Otis to BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX!? The fans are going nuts as Bron then runs at Rey! Rey drops down, runs past, but Bron CLOBBERS Rey! The straps come down, Santos fireman’s carries Penta, but Bron SPEARS Santos into giving Penta a SAMOAN DROP! Bron then hauls Santos up to TOSS and ELIMINATE him! Otis CLOBBERS Bron from behind! The fans fire up as Otis fires hands!

Entry number eight is here, it’s AKIRA TOZAW! The Alpha Academy is- MELO ATTACKS TOZAWA! Adam Pearce gets in Melo’s face, then checks on the Stamina Monster. That sucker punch knocked Tozawa out, what happens to the eighth spot? Tozawa is helped to the back, Triple H asks Pearce what’s next. Pearce says what about a replacement? HHH tells IShowSpeed to go! What? But he isn’t ready! Well, too bad! The fans can’t believe it, but YES, streaming icon Speed is going to be in his first-ever Royal Rumble!! Speed is fast, and he DUMPS Gable! Gable holds on, Speed helps Bron ELIMINATE Otis!!

Bron says thanks, bro. They shake hands, the fans cheer, and Speed does a backflip! But Bron SPEARS Speed down!! He just felt speed! Bron then lifts Speed up, military press and he TOSSES Speed at Otis! Otis catches Speed, but Otis TOSSES Speed away to ELIMINATE him! The fans cheer all the same, and thanks for coming, Speed. Bron stomps Penta in a corner, but entry number nine is here! It’s… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior is ready for a BANGER! He catches Gable at the ropes, and he gives Gable BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! The fans count along, and we get nine, but Bron runs up! Sheamus catches him, and gives him BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!

The fans fire up as Sheamus goes to TWELVE! Penta LARIATS Sheamus, but Sheamus stays on the apron! Sheamus then SLINGSHOT SHOULDER TACKLES Penta! Rey runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Bron OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Sheamus! Bron aims, but runs into a BROGUE!! The fans fire up and Sheamus stares Gable down. Gable and Sheamus step up, and Gable CHOPS! Sheamus CHOPS back! Entry 10 is here, and it’s… JIMMY USO! The fans fire up for #BigJim as he looks to finally stand on his own! Jimmy hops up the corner, aims at Gable, and CROSSBODIES!

Jimmy dodges Sheamus, SUPERKICKS him, then he SUPERKICKS Rey! Penta SUPERKICKS Jimmy, then whips, but Jimmy UPPERCUTS Penta! Jimmy goes up and USO IN THE WIND! Then he SUPERKICKS Bron! Jimmy BOOTS Sheamus, and starts up an “UCE! OH!” Jimmy HIP ATTACKS Rey! And HIP ATTACKS Gable! Jimmy then HIP ATTACKS Penta! Jimmy CHOPS Sheamus, but Sheamus CHOPS Jimmy right down! The fans fire up, Sheamus TOSSES Jimmy, but Jimmy grabs ropes! Jimmy stays safe, and entry 11 is on the way! It’s… ANDRADE! El Idolo is ready to become El Campeon, will it start here tonight?

Rey and Sheamus mug Gable while Jimmy works on Bron. Jimmy runs up on Andrade, Andrade GAMANGIRIS! Andrade then springboards to FLYING RANA Penta! Andrade drop toeholds Gable into a corner, then he dodges Sheamus to FLYING FOREARM! Now Andrade has targets in corners and the fans rally up. Andrade starts up “SI! SI! SI!” and he hits CIEN KNEES on Gable! Then Andrade starts it up again, for CIEN KNEES on Sheamus! Andrade goes after Penta, but Penta TOSSES Andrade! Andrade holds onto ropes, then onto Penta’s leg! Penta kicks at Andrade, Rey goes after Bron with Jimmy’s help!

Sheamus helps because he doesn’t like Bron much! The fans rally, but Gable goes after Rey. Andrade GAMANGIRIS Penta, goes up a corner, but Penta is after him! They brawl up top, Gable whips Rey hard! Penta SUPERPLEXES Andrade down! Entry 12 is here, and it’s… JACOB FATU! The Samoan Werewolf is about to turn up the intensity to 11 and rip the knob off! Sheamus ROCKS Jimmy, Jacob SUPERKICKS Gable! Jacob POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Andrade! HIP ATTACK for Gable! Jacob and Penta stare down and the fans fire up! Penta fires himself up, “CERO! MIEDO!” Jacob UPPERCUTS Penta down!

Rey runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then springboards, but into Jacob’s hands! Jacob BOOTS Penta, then DOUBLE SAMOAN DROPS?! The fans are fired up as Jacob defies physics! Jacob TOSSES and ELIMINATES Gable! Then he TOSSES and ELIMINATES Rey! Jacob shrugs off Andrade, but Andrade BOOTS him! Jacob grabs Andrade by the neck, shoves him out and ELIMINATES Andrade! But now Bron is on his feet! Big dog and werewolf face off, but Sheamus BROGUES Bron and Jimmy SUPERKICKS Jacob! Entry 13 is here, and it’s… LUDWIG KAISER! The Impeccable German makes his way out, both his “favorites” still in there.

Sheamus drags Jimmy up, Penta is after Bron. Kaiser runs right up to the apron, but then slows down. Kaiser knows he can take his time, and he lets Jacob beat up Penta while Sheamus digs his knees into Jimmy. Jacob HEADBUTTS Penta down, then Kaiser sees Bron alone. Kaiser watches Jacob stomp Jimmy and Sheamus go after Penta. Penta elbows free, Kaiser gets in to whip Penta, but Penta TOSSES and ELIMINATES Kaiser!! Kaiser is furious but refs keep him from getting back in the ring! Bron goes after Sheamus, Penta adds on, but then Penta DUMPS Bron! Sheamus helps but Bron holds onto the ropes!

Entry 14 is here, and it’s… THE MIZ! The Most Must-See Superstar vowed to win this rumble, but uh, Bron is in his way. Miz mocks Bron, then slides under him! Miz DUMPS Bron, but Bron holds onto ropes! Sheamus scoops Miz, aims at Bron, bjut Miz shoves Sheamus into Bron! Bron stays safe, Miz BOOTS Sheamus and gives Jimmy a FINALE! But Penta KICKS Miz’s legs! Penta tells Miz “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS Miz to a corner! Penta runs up, but into a BOOT! Miz goes up, and he FLYING RANAS Penta! But Jacob has Miz! Mzi BOOTS Jacob, then immediately regrets it.

Jacob chases Miz, TOSSES him, but Miz is on the apron! Miz ROUNDHOUSES Jacob, springboards, but Jacob catches him for a SAMOAN DROP! The fans fire up again while Miz writhes. Entry 15 is here, and it’s… JOE HENDRY!? The WWE Universe now believes in the TNA World Champion as he marks the halfway point in his first ever Royal Rumble! Hendry LARIATS Miz, LARIATS Penta, LARIATS Jimmy, then dodges Miz to scoop him! The fans fire up for the FALL AWAY SLAM! Hendry kips up, and then… TURNS TO CAMERA! The fans cheer, and then they join in We Will Rock You!

Hendry choke grips Miz, for the STANDING OVATION CHOKE SLAM! But Jacob CLOBBERS Hendry! The fans boo but Sheamus says hey, he was enjoying the show! Sheamus asks why Jacob is always so angry. They stare down, but entry 16 is here, and it’s… ROMAN REIGNS!! The fans know raise up the ones for the OTC! Paul Heyman and Roman raise their ones, the pyro goes off, and then Heyman holds onto the ula fala. Roman storms into the ring while everyone else is down, SPEAR for Miz! Then he TOSSES and ELIMINATES Miz! Sheamus runs up, Roman dodges to SPEAR! LARIAT and Sheamus is out, Roman ELIMINATES Sheamus!

Hendry kicks Roman, whips, but Roman SPEARS Hendry! Roman TOSSES Hendry out and ELIMINATES him! Bron steps up and now things get interesting! These two both run, but BRON SPEARS FIRST!! Heyman is shocked, and Bron hauls Roman up! Bron whips, but Roman reverses and TOSSES Roman to ELIMINATE him!! Bron is stunned, but Roman is still gasping from taking that shot. Jimmy grins and offers his hand to Roman. The fans cheer as they both stand, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Jimmy! Jacob TOSSES Jimmy and ELIMINATES! Jacob and Roman stare down and the fans are going nuts!

Jacob grins as he and Roman stare down, Penta giving them their space as he sits in the corner. Roman and Jacob step closer, and the hands start flying! The fans cheer Roman, boo Jacob, and Roman gets the edge! But Jacob kicks low! Jacob HEADBUTTS Roman, HEADBUTTS again, and tells Roman to get back up! Jacob hauls Roman up, whips him, but Roman SPEARS!! The fans fire up, but entry 17 is here! It’s… DREW MCINTYRE! The Scottish Terminator still has to cross Roman off the hit list, can he do it here? Roman watches McIntyre storm up to the ring, daring him to bring the fight!

McIntyre goes to the apron, steps inside, and he says he’s been waiting for this moment. It started with Roman, and it’ll end with him! “This is Awesome!” as the haymakers start flying! Roman gets the edge, but Jacob CLOBBERS Roman! Jacob stomps away, McIntyre goes after Penta. Then Jacob and McIntyre stare down, what happens here? They both beat up Roman! The fans boo but McIntyre and Jacob both hate Roman! McIntyre tells Roman he’s said it every week that he was coming after Roman! Jacob  HIP ATTACKS Penta! Entry 18 is here, and it’s… FINN BALOR! The Prince is back, but will he be able to last against what’s in the ring?

Finn slides in, and he helps McIntyre against Roman! They stomp away, but then Penta kicks Finn! Finn whips Penta, Penta stops himself and CHOPS Finn! And CHOPS! Penta runs, but into a SLINGBLADE! Finn whips Penta up and out, but Penta lands on the apron! McIntyre scoops Finn! Finn hits an EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Roman UPPERCUTS Finn down! Jacob CHOKES McIntyre! Roman goes after Jacob, and UPPERCUTS him! Roman stomps Finn, then stomps McIntyre. Roman coordinates with Penta, and helps him with the SWINGING DROPKICK on Finn! Entry 19 is on the way, and it’s… SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!

The King of Strong Style makes his way to the ring while Penta gets a SWINGING DROPKICK on Jacob! Finn and Penta brawl, Penta TOSSES Finn, but Finn lands safe on the apron. Jacob goes after Penta, Nakamura goes after Roman! Strike fest, then a flurry of KNEES to the side! Nakamura then stomps Penta, stands him up, but Penta pushes Nakamura back. These two stare down, and then Nakamura KNEES low, AX KICKS him down, and stomps him more. Finn joins in to stomp Penta, and now Nakamura gives Roman some BAD VIBRATIONS! Finn & Jacob work on Penta, McIntyre & Nakamura mug Roman!

Penta sends Finn at Jacob, kicks Finn down, then uses Finn as a step, DESTROYER on Jacob!! The fans fire up as Penta then SOBATS Finn, runs, and hits a DE- NO, Finn TOSSES and ELIMINATES Penta! The fans boo but Finn says see ya later. Finn goes after McIntyre, Jacob & Nakamura mug Roman. Entry 20 is here, and it’s… JEY USO! The fans fire up as Main Event Jey is ready to YEET! Jey runs in, fires hands on Finn, then pops, locks ‘n’ UPPERCUTS! Jey dodges McIntyre to SPEAR! Jey dodges Jacob, UPPERCUTS, but Jacob gets mad! Jey jumps up, POISON RANA! The fans fire up but Nakamura is there!

Nakamura fires a strike fest on Jey, blocks Jey’s kick, then ducks the Dragon Whip! Jey ducks a kick but not the WHEEL KICK! But then Jey PELES! Jey brings Nakamura up, but Nakamura ELBOWS him away! Nakamura runs up, but Jey TOSSES and ELIMINATES Nakamura! YEET! Nakamura is mad, but Jey takes a breather while Jacob stomps Roman. McIntyre fights off Jey, but entry 21 is here. It’s… AJ STYLES! This Rumble just got PHENOMENAL! Styles dodges McIntyre, dropkicks legs out, then SLIDING FOREARMS! Finn runs up but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Styles fires a Phenomenal Blitz on Jey!

The fans fire up for Styles as he LARIATS Roman in a corner! But Jacob is on his feet! Jacob and Styles stare down, and then the hands fly! Jacob shoves Styles, Styles dodges to PELE! Jacob drops to a knee, Styles runs, but into a BACKDROP! Finn stomps away on Roman, Jacob storms up on Styles, but McIntyre joins in. They mug Styles, entry 22 is here, and it’s… BRAUN STROWMAN!? The Monster of All Monsters is already back from what Jacob did to him last week, and now he looks to do the same in return! Finn keeps after Styles, McIntyre is after Roman, Jacob CHOKES Jey, but Braun gets in the ring to SHOVE Finn down!

Braun calls out Jacob and the fans fire up! Jacob and Braun throw hands! Braun knees low, HEADBUTTS him, then runs, CROSSBODY! Braun brings Jacob up again, and TOSSES him!! BRAUN ELIMINATES JACOB!! And Jacob loses his mind in rage!! Braun says Jacob won’t stop him until he KILLS him! Jacob throws chairs, but McIntyre & Finn mug Braun! Styles joins in, they all beat up on the #OneBigSOB! Entry 23 is here, and it’s… JOHN CENA! This is Cena’s last time in the Rumble, and he made sure to wear Colts colors! Will his time still be now? Cena slides in, and he fireman’s carries Braun!?

Braun fights free, runs u, but Cena DUMPS Braun out to ELIMINATE him! But then Finn DUMPS Cena! Cena holds on, then he fireman’s carries Finn! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT onto Braun! Cena ELIMINATES Finn! Roman SPEARS McIntyre! And now Roman stares down Cena. Cena finally takes off his shirt, but entry 24 is here. It’s… C M PUNK!! The stars are coming out now and Indy is loving it! Punk said it earlier tonight, he’s never won the Rumble, but could this be his time? Cena and Roman watch Punk get in the ring, and the fans are losing their minds all over again! Cena sure likes it! The fans get red hot, but now entry 25 is here! It’s… SETH ROLLINS!

Roman is even more annoyed and Cena is even more excited! Punk is not happy, but neither is The Visionary! The fans sing along, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins slides in, and he goes after Punk! Cena and Roman brawl and the fans fire up! Punk turns things around on Rollins, McIntyre goes after Punk! Styles and Jey go after each other as the odd men out, as it were, and “This is Awesome!” McIntyre and Rollins work together on Punk, Cena fights off Roman, and Styles CHOPS Jey! Rollins fires hands on McIntyre to LARIAT, but McIntyre doesn’t go up and out! Punk goes after Rollins, Cena and Styles meet again, and the fans rally.

Roman goes after McIntyre, Rollins is after Jey, Jey lifts Rollins, Punk actually helps Roman against McIntyre! Entry 26 is here, and it’s… DOMINIK MYSTERIO! Dirty Dom sure picked a hell of a time to enter. The fans boo as loud as they can for Dom, which is more than all the cheering we got just before! Dom goes up the corner, and he FROG SPLASHES Cena!! Dom flexes, then he gets Roman! Dom hits Latino Heat before he- NO, Roman blocks the suplex! Roman fireman’s carries to SAMOAN DROP! Rollins and Punk fight, Roman asks Dom what he was even thinking. Styles goes after McIntyre, Dom offers Roman a handshake, but Roman DECKS him for it!

Entry 27 is here, and it’s… SAMI ZAYN! The Underdog from the Underground didn’t help Kevin win the ladder match so he’s all on his own here. Sami hits a HELLUVA KICK on McIntyre! Then HELLUVA KICK for Rollins! Cena fights Jey off, Sami fires hands on Punk, but Punk fires hands in return! Cena HEADBUTTS Dom, Sami stomps Punk down! Styles stomps Jey, Sami hoists Punk up. Rollins goes after Sami, Styles joins in, McIntyre stomps Punk. Jey SUPERKICKS Styles! Sami and Jey are on the same page, they go after McIntyre, but entry 28 is here. It’s… DAMIAN PRIEST! The Punisher ROUNDHOUSES McIntyre!

Priest bumps McIntyre off buckles, then knuckle locks before going Old School with the CROSSBODY! SUPERKICK for Sami! LARIAT for Rollins! ELBOW for Cena, ELBOW for Roman! Styles fireman’s carries Priest but Priest slips free to BELL CLAP, and SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE! But Dom DROPKICKS Priest! Dom dials it up, but Priest sends him SOUTH OF HEAVEN! Then Priest TOSSES Dom and ELIMINATES him! Punk fires hands on Priest but Priest hits back! They brawl, Sami has Styles, Cena is after McIntyre, but entry 29 is here! It’s… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The fans fire up for the Mega Star as he rushes to the ring.

Knight hops up a corner, and he spells it out! “L! A! KNIGHT!” DOUBLE JUMP ELBOW on Cena! Then Knight shoves Styles to hit a JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Jey fires hands but Knight fires back! “YEET! YEAH!” and repeat! Knight gets the edge, but Jey dodges to fire shots in return! Jey pops, locks, puts some stank on it, but Knight dodge! SIDE EFFECT! The fans fire up, Priest tries to dump McIntyre, and Knight stomps Roman. Sami CLOBBERS Knight, then he helps Roman to his feet. The Bloodline sticks together, but McIntyre CLOBBERS them both! McIntyre TOSSES Sami, but Sami holds on!

McIntyre kicks at Sami, Jey storms up, but McIntyre ELBOWS Jey! Jey aims, McIntyre dodges, SUPERKICK hits Sami! Jey ELIMINATES Sami by complete accident! McIntyre grins, then he GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS Jey! McIntyre then HEADBUTTS Priest! Entry 30 is finally here, and it’s… LOGAN PAUL!? The Maverick gets the best spot possible and the fans boo him for it. Well, they probably boo Logan because he’s Logan. Logan swaggers his way up, ROCKS Rollins, then BUCKSHOTS Rollins and Styles!! Logan soaks up the heat, but Jey runs up. Logan kicks Jey to FISHERMAN SCREW!

Logan fires up, but an old rival is here. Knight waits on Logan, and DECKS him! Jey & Priest SHOVE McIntyre out to ELIMINATE him!! Priest just added himself to McIntyre’s hit list! Styles & Rollins both stomp away on Logan, Roman is after Knight, but Knight fights free. Punk stomps Logan, Styles pushes him aside to stomp Logan! Knight pushes Styles aside to fireman’s carry Logan and head for ropes! Rollins goes after Punk, Logan fights Knight off, but Knight ROCKS Logan! Knight tries to scrape Logan off the apron but Logan LEAPS to the desk!! Logan is still in this and he grins. The fans boo, but then Priest ROUNDHOUSES Knight!

Priest runs, Knight ducks another kick to B F T! Knight LARIATS Priest up and out to ELIMINATE him! Logan taunts Knight while he’s safe on the desk. Knight stomps away on Rollins, Styles stomps Punk, Roman goes after Styles. Knight KNEES Rollins int he corner, but Styles DUMPS and ELIMINATES Knight! That’s an old rivalry there. Punk goes after Styles while Logan hops from desk to barriers. Logan thinks about it, and he goes from barrier to steps! Styles is on the apron, Logan sneaks up on him! Logan YANKS Styles down and ELIMINATES him! The fans boo but Logan grins. Logan steps inside, and he realizes he’s part of the final six!

Logan, Rollins, Punk, Cena, Roman and Jey are all wary of each other. Roman goes after Logan, Punk is after Rollins, so Cena and Jey brawl it out! The fans rally as things go back and forth in all cases! Logan then goes after Punk, but Punk fireman’s carries! GO TO SLEEP!! Logan is down, but Rollins SUPERKICKS Punk! Jey SUPER- NO, Rollins blocks to PEDIGREE Jey! Cena fireman’s carries Rollins! Roman SUPERMAN PUNCHES Cena! Rollins hits a CURB STOMP on Cena, then he CURB STOMPS Punk!! Rollins then sees Roman in the corner, Indy fires up as The Shield meets again. Rollins and Roman stare down, and the fans fire up more!

Rollins and Roman each shake their head, each with their own reasons for hating the other. “This is Awesome!” “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells Roman he’s never getting another main event or a world title! They poke at each other, they shove each other, and the hands start flying! Rollins JABS, Roman UPPERCUTS! Rollins JABS, HAYMAKERS, but Roman UPPERCUTS! Rollins dodges Roman, mule kicks, then runs, but no curb stomp! But Rollins catches the Superman punch to underhook! Roman fireman’s carries, goes for ropes, but Rollins kicks around! They go to the other side, Rollins tries to headscissors Roman out!

Roman shoves Rollins, Rollins SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS again! Rollins fires up, runs up, but Roman ducks! Roman LARIATS Rollins! Rollins clings to ropes! Punk sneaks in to DUMP Roman and Rollins to ELIMINATE them both!! But then Logan DUMPS Punk and ELIMINATES him!! The fans boo as Logan, Cena and Jey are the final three! Roman is pissed with Punk, but Rollins CURB STOMPS Roman on the floor! Then Rollins and Punk go after each other!! They brawl all over, even as refs try to stop them! SUPERKICK from Rollins to Punk!! Rollins is pissed at Heyman but Heyman says Rollins did the damage!

But wait, Rollins runs at Roman, CURB STOMP onto the steel steps!! The Visionary has snapped, and he still wants after Punk! Punk goes after Rollins, refs pull these two apart, so Punk goes back to Heyman and Roman. Punk leaves them behind, and we turn our attention back to the ring. Logan, Jey and Cena all rise up, and Indy is going wild for “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Logan and Jey stand first, and Jey says, “YEET!” The hands fly, Logan ROCKS Jey, but Jey ROCKS Logan! Logan ROCKS Jey again! Jey ROCKS Logan again! Jey eggs Logan on but Logan ROCKS Jey! The hands keep going, Jey rebounds, and he kicks!

Logan blocks, spins Jey, but the DRAGON WHIP hits! The fans fire up as Logan staggers around, and Jey runs at Cena! Cena dodges Jey, then waits on Logan. Logan staggers into Cena’s kick, Cena sends him into Jey! Cena ELBOWS both men, and then that look on his face lets fans know what he’s thinking! Cena double fireman’s carries Jey and Logan! Jey slips free, SUPERKICKS Logan, so Cena LARIATS Logan up and out to ELIMINATE him!! It’s just Cena and Jey!! Cena wants his historic 17th world title, Jey wants his first, and this is going to be the difference between those dreams! The fans are thunderous but also torn!

Jey and Cena step up, the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Feels like old times for Cena, but Jey fires a haymaker! Cena fires back! The shots go back and forth, “YAY! YEET!” Cena kicks, body shots, and HEADBUTTS, but that hurts Cena! Cena still ducks ‘n’ dodges to start up the SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! The fans fire up and Cena says for one last time at The Rumble, “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” Cena runs, for a FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Jey flounders, sputters, and Cena waits on him. Fireman’s carry, but Jey slips free to SUPERKICK! Cena goes to ropes, Jey hurries to lift him up!

Cena holds onto the ropes, kicks free, then runs up, but into a SUPERKICK! Cena goes to a corner, Jey storms up and hoists Cena up! Cena clings to the top rope, BOOTS Jey away, then runs up! Jey dodges, then SPEARS!! Both men are down and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Jey and Cena stir. Jey waits on Cena, brings him around to whip, but Cena reverses! Jey ends up on the apron, but he holds onto ropes! Cena runs up, but Jey DUMPS Cena! Now they’re both on the apron! They fight to get in but they each stop the other! The fans rally as Jey and Cena throw hands again! “YEET! YAY!” and repeat!

Jey ROCKS Cena, Cena ROCKS Jey, and then Jey SUPERKICKS! Cena wobbles, but he holds on with one hand! Jey storms up, but Cena fireman’s carries! But Jey fights into the ring, SHOVES Cena down, and JEY WINS!!!

Winner: Jey Uso (2025 Men’s Royal Rumble Winner)

Cena is stunned that he lost, but then he storms back into the ring to look Jey in the eye. Cena then HUGS Jey to show him respect, and to let him know that he earned what he truly deserves! Cena raises Jey’s hand in victory, and now Jey is going to WrestleMania! Will Jey choose Gunther? Will he choose Cody? And in the end, will he truly be Main Event Jey Uso? But until then, Indy YEETS with Jey!


My Thoughts:

An awesome Royal Rumble event, maybe one of my favorites in some time. I just don’t think we need two hour “countdown shows,” especially if there’s not a match. The promos are all good, and it’s fun for WWE to show what they do with and for the city they visit, but maybe I just need to skip them from now on since they’re always free on YouTube anyway. I hope the countdown shows are also reduced for two-night events like this year’s WrestleMania and SummerSlam since they don’t need to hype up everything all on one night.

The Women’s Rumble was a great opener, and a lot of great surprise entries. A lot more NXT entries than I thought, but what great showings for them all. This is probably just me personally, but Nikki as 30th seems underwhelming when they also had Alexa Bliss returning, but I suppose they just wanted Alexa to get her time in the meat of the match before it all starts wrapping up. Liv and Iyo were good choices to start, they and Roxie set some new records in terms of time in the Rumble, and then Nia got a lot of eliminations to stand alone as most eliminations in a Women’s Rumble by one woman.

As for the winner, Charlotte was making her return tonight, and honestly, she wasn’t going to do anything but win the Rumble, so why complain? The question is, are they going to run back Charlotte VS Rhea? Or are we getting something fresh like Charlotte VS Tiffany? I’m thinking Charlotte VS Tiffany, that is the SmackDown title, Charlotte’s husband, Andrade, is on SmackDown, Charlotte’s vignettes were on SmackDown, she’s returning to SmackDown. This leaves Rhea open to facing just about anyone on Raw, whether that be Bayley, Iyo, or whoever else they want. Jordynne Grace would be a great choice now that she’s fully in WWE but has yet to formally join a brand.

In them talking up the Best 2 Out of 3 Falls, all the WWE commentary people were talking up how DIY and MCMG were cardio machines with energy to spare. And yet, they surprisingly made that thing a fast ‘n’ furious match to show how those two teams can do the “cruiserweight style” to the max. The formula was pretty standard, though, with them splitting the first two falls, but I was very surprised The Profits screwed over MCMG. I guess they feel MCMG shouldn’t win the titles they were meant to have, and that they want to win those titles off DIY because of how DIY screwed them before. Either way, I feel like something big is coming for these tag titles.

Cody VS Kevin was a great ladder match, but one of WWE’s scarier ones. Actually, maybe one of the scarier ones period. For just a moment, I really thought that Fisherman Buster on the ladder legitimately ended things. But it did give Sami a good reason for coming out there, but I guess they chose not to go with Sami’s Heel turn. Sami really could’ve run up there to stop Cody, but Kevin selling just how bad that Alabama Slam through the ladder was is very powerful for his own story. No title for Kevin, no title match for Sami, maybe they go another round on the way to WrestleMania.

The Men’s Rumble was awesome. Rey and Penta starting was a great choice, but they did some risky stuff there. I do feel like both of Penta’s feet touched at some point, but WWE doesn’t use instant replay for results, so he gets away with it. Gable getting to take on the luchadores but then also Otis was good stuff, too. IShowSpeed was a silly choice but whatever, WWE hyped him being in attendance and streaming stuff, he’s been a good sport, so yeah, he got fed to Bron for fun. This is WWE wanting to bridge the gap to the more “mainstream” audience and the “young people,” so at least they did it as a “substitute” when Tozawa got taken out by an angry Melo.

Jacob being eliminated by Braun was wild, but so was Braun being here at all. Those two could easily do one more big match that destroys the ring or destroys stage props. Joe Hendry showing up was great, but I’m surprised not even one male NXT superstar was involved. But I really liked that part in the latter half where the action stopped because even the superstars were anticipating the star power coming in. Roman, Cena, Punk, Rollins, that itself could’ve been a great Final 4, but they were smart to do that early. We got great stuff from Roman and Rollins, and then Punk dumping them out only for Logan to do that to Punk was great, too, namely for the wild brawl that followed.

I feel like if Rollins, Punk and Roman aren’t fighting for a title at Mania, that should be some kind of Triple Threat on Mania. I could see Elimination Chamber give us those three and a few others fighting for either a title shot or for a title itself, aka the World Heavyweight Championship so that Gunther faces his biggest challenge yet. Or who knows, maybe Cody steps into the Chamber. Or both? They can always do just all Chamber matches on that card, for all the top titles to tease changes to the WrestleMania card. Jey and Cena being the final two is such a great thing in itself, being a generational showdown.

Cena losing here was a bit surprising, but it was also like a torch being passed. I would think this leads to Jey VS Gunther for one last showdown for the world title, and if that’s the case, I would think Jey finally wins over Gunther. As for Cena, he could easily pivot to the Undisputed WWE Championship, which is of course THE championship, Cena can fight in his last Chamber match to earn that title opportunity, and Cody VS Cena would make for a great program in itself.

My Score: 9.2/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/12/25)

Why, FTR, why?

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The Top Guys explain themselves!

After failing to take the AEW World Trios Championships, FTR turned on the Rated R Superstar! Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler now tell us WHY!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz; Jamie wins and advances.
  • The Gates of Agony VS Smash ‘n’ Burn; The Gates win.
  • Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; Bowens wins.
  • 2v1 Handicap: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS LMK & Kelly Madan; Megan wins.
  • Kevin Knight VS AR Fox; Knight wins.
  • FTR VS 2Point0; FTR wins.
  • 2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Athena VS Harley Cameron; Athena wins and advances.
  • 2025 Men’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Konosuke Takeshita VS Brody King; Takeshita wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

While Pac goes down with an Achilles injury, The Death Riders will still defend their AEW World Trios Championships using some Freebird Rules! Jon Moxley steps in, will he, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta keep the reign of terror going? Or can The Opps free the trios titles from their death grip?

 

FTR is here!

Speaking of those titles, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are here after failing to win the AEW World Trios Championships, and then brutalizing The Rated R Superstar! Adam Copeland had to be stretchered out of the arena in Philadelphia on Sunday, and FTR gets booed by Springfield, Massachusetts here tonight. Cash has a mic to say, “What happened Sunday, that wasn’t an easy decision for me. And despite what you might think, it was not premeditated. Adam Copeland has been one of my best friends, he has been my mentor, for 15 YEARS, before I even really knew Dax Harwood!”

The fans boo but Cash says the more Dax talked, the more sense he made. The more sense it made, the more it pissed Cash off, because he wanted Dax to be wrong. But Cash could feel it, he could feel that he was wrong. The more he watched the moves Cope made backstage, the more he moved against FTR’s careers, the more Cash understood that Cope only cared about Cope. Cope held FTR down! He held them down to lift himself up! So in Philly, when Cash saw Dax sitting here, Cope laying here, in that moment… It just clicked. Cash knew what had to happen, and that he’d have to be the one to do it!

The fans boo more but Cash says Cope may have trained him as a young man, but that’s all Cope ever saw! That helpless kid! And Cash is not that anymore. Cope did not respect Cash as a man! And if you disrespect him, you have to pay. FTR are living legends! They will be treated as such! Dax says he knows that it is the “cool” thing to do, so you feel like you’re somebody, you feel like you’re involved. It’s cool to boo FTR when they talk, that’s “cool” in 2025. The fans didn’t reach their dreams, so now they make their own. But just let Dax say this one thing and then they can do this charade.

“Last week, I saw a sign in the crowd that said, ‘Why, FTR, Why?’ And as cliche as that is, I though to myself, ‘Well, why not?’ Instead of asking us why, you should be thanking us! You should be thanking us because we gave Adam Copeland everything he wanted. Adam Copeland was begging for relevancy in 2025 at the expense of the ABSOLUTE BEST TAG TEAM IN THIS WORLD, and we gave it to him!” The fans chant, “You Sold Out!” and Dax asks back, “How did I sell out, you idiots? I didn’t make any money off of this.” But over the last week, Dax has been wracking his brain on what to say over what he could say to the fans and be justified.

And then it clicked! Dax doesn’t care if anyone agrees with FTR! What FTR did was right. The fans boo, but Dax says even though FTR doesn’t own anyone an explanation, let’s have fun here. They’ll run down the list. For four MONTHS, they waited. Four months, nothing to do, they were irrelevant for four months. The only thing planned for them was to be Cope’s new Edgeheads. They put FTR’s career on hold so Cope could chase his glory days and win one more world title, holding on to a sliver of hope that he might still be the man. Dax tells Adam, “We’ve won ten world titles across seven worldwide brands, and YOU want us to take a backseat to you!?

“You’re selfish! Too damn selfish to see where the issue is! And I wanted nothing more, I wanted nothing more than Adam Copeland to end his career side-by-side with FTR and ride off into the sunset. But just like every wrestler in Adam Copeland’s position, you’re TOO DAMN SELFISH!” The fans boo, Dax tells them they paid money to see him so sit down and shut up. Just work out even once, buddy! Dax understands there are a lot of people in the back not happy with FTR. And that there are some people out here not happy with them. Tony Schiavone, come on over here. The fans boo, but Dax promises Schiavone that he just wants to talk.

Nigel isn’t so sure, but Schiavone says he has things he needs to say, too. The fans are torn, but Schiavone goes to the ring. Dax tells Schiavone to be careful now, don’t fall getting in. But this week on Dynamite, Schiavone had some choice words for FTR. Funny that they were hundreds of miles away at the time. But now, face to face, would Schiavone like to say something? Schiavone says yes, and he says that they were wrong to do that to Cope. The fans cheer, Schiavone points out that when FTR arrived, the fans all loved FTR. FTR revived tag team wrestling. But in one fell swoop, they turned their backs on the man who helped them in their career.

Dax stops Schiavone there, laughing that off. So there was one other thing Schiavone said, and he doesn’t quite remember. Dax is pretty sure it had to do with Dax’s family? Yes… Schiavone says Dax’s daughter, a wonderful young lady, Straight A student… How did she feel on Monday when her friends told her that her dad turned on one of his best friends? Dax paces, and then he drags Schiavone into position! The fans boo, but Nigel stands up! FTR sees that, and the fans cheer as Nigel storms off commentary! Nigel gets in the ring to get Schiavone to safety, and he also told Schiavone he knew this would happen.

FTR warns Nigel now, but here comes Daniel Garcia! He steps to them, but FTR SHOVES him down! Then they realize what they did, and they apologize. They don’t have anything against Garcia, they’re sorry. They help Garcia stand up, then they hug Garcia…? The fans boo, and Garcia has no idea what to make of this. FTR leaves, Schiavone & Nigel go back to commentary, and Garcia makes sure Schiavone is okay. The fans cheer Garcia, Schiavone says he had to say what he said. Will the Top Guys be the absolute worst from now on?

 

Toni Storm speaks.

“Megan Bayne is a monster. That woman has so much thigh meat, I thought I was being mugged on Thanksgiving. Nevertheless, I don’t need to tell you that this whore you all adore, this slut you can’t rebut, this tramp is still the champ! But enough of this gay banter. The Owen Hart Cup has begun, and the winner goes on to All In: Texas for a shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship. Ladies, good luck. But this is a timeless cafe, and I’m gonna bake up the biggest batch of slop tarts you’ve ever seen! Billie Starkz, you Johnny Come Lately, milk-breathed, knobby kneed little brat. I will make a woman out of you.

“Harley Cameron. Call me Jim Henson, because I will wear you on my wrist and make you sing Rainbow Connection.” Schiavone? Toni says that’s the wrong slide, next! “Mercedes Money, our CEO. What an unfortunate nickname. I will drain your 401K and put you so deep into recession, you’ll have to drink my bath water. Kris Statlander. My God, what a woman! Athena. You may be the ROH Forever Champion, but you’ll last about two minutes with me. And Jamie Hayter, take my advice: No money has ever been made from dressing like you’re in a different era.

“And as for me, I could sit at home and watch this entire tournament eating veal parmesana, but that’s not the kind of woman I am, yet. Nevertheless, at Double or Nothing, I will be there, I will be watching, I will be sweating, and I will always be… TIMELESS~!” The champion has put all of her contenders on notice, but who will even make it out of the first round of this star-studded tournament?

 

2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz!

Well, speaking of those challengers, we have two here to finally kick off the action! Hayter and Billie went a round already, but will it be a repeat performance? Or will this be a Starkz contrast from last time?

The bell rings and the fans rally. Jamie rushes Billie but Billie dodges the boot. Jamie ducks Billie’s heel kick, then shoves Billie to ropes. Billie ducks, whips, but Jamie ducks ‘n’ dodges. Billie sees the lariat coming and backs off! Jamie smirks and the fans cheer. Billie comes back, offers a handshake, but Jamie isn’t so sure. Jamie accepts, but Billie whips! Jamie ducks ‘n’ dodges, Billie drops down then HEEL KICKS! Jamie goes down in a heap, seems it isn’t just Hayter who hits hard! Jamie goes to the apron, Billie storms up, but Billie bobs ‘n’ weaves to then sweep the legs! Billie SUPERKICKS Jamie, then runs, and DIVES into a forearm!

The fans fire up and Jamie brushes off the biceps. Jamie whips Billie hard into railing, then drags her up to whip her into more- NO, Billie goes up, but Jamie catches her to TOSS her over! Billie is in the timekeeper’s area while the fans fire up! Jamie refreshes the ring count, fetches Billie, but Billie HOTSHOTS her off railing! Billie then climbs onto the railing, and the fans fire up as Billie SWANTON BOMBS Jamie on the floor! The fans fire up and Billie hurries to put Jamie in the ring. Billie then climbs the corner and the fans rally up again. Jamie anchors a foot, Billie CLUBS Jamie, but Jamie CLUBS Billie.

Jamie climbs up after Billie, but Billie SHOVES her down! Billie adjusts, DIVING- NO, Jamie dodges the stomp! Billie blocks the kick, to KNEE her! Billie suplexes, Jamie lands out to whip! Billie bounces off buckles, and into a SPIENBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Billie is tougher than that but Jamie stomps her around. Jamie bumps Billie off buckles, digs her boots in, then hits a snap suplex! Billie writhes, Jamie covers, ONE!! Jamie kneels on Billie’s head, then steps off. Billie flounders, Jamie drags her up, but Billie fires hands! Jamie throws Billie by her hair! The ref reprimands but the fans cheer while Billie goes to the apron.

Jamie kicks Billie to the floor, then mockingly counts really fast, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Jamie applauds, but the ref says his count isn’t even close to over. Jamie goes out to fetch Billie, then SMACKS Her off the apron! Jamie puts Billie in the ring, then clamps on a chinlock. Billie endures as Jamie grinds her down. Billie fights up, fires body shots, but Jamie CLUBS her down. Jamie drags Billie up, bumps her off buckles again and again and again, and again and again and again, and again and again and again! Jamie finally stops as the ref counts 4, and Billie is in a daze. Jamie whips Billie corner to corner hard, then storms up to fire forearms. Jamie ROCKS Billie and she sits down. Jamie digs her boots in, but the ref counts.

Jamie steps off, then drags Billie up. Jamie whips Billie corner to corner again, then runs up, but Billie BOOTS her away! Billie HEEL- NO, Jamie blocks that kick! Jamie steps over to power Billie down into the HALF CRAB! Collision returns to single picture as Billie endures! Billie powers up, reaches out, and the fans rally as she fights forward! Billie rolls and sends Jamie into buckles! Billie hobbles, runs back in, but Jamie dodges! Billie ELBOWS Jamie, BOOTS her, then goes up, but Jamie stops the boot! Billie rebounds to ENZIGIRI! Billie sweeps the legs and deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Jamie stays in this, and Billie slaps herself to focus again. Billie snarls, drags Jamie up, and Billie suplexes. Jamie fights it, fires knees, then gets free, Jamie blocks a lariat, but Billie ducks the other! DRAGON SUPLEX! Billie then shifts to have a CHINBAR HALF NELSON COMBO! Jamie endures as Billie even bends her against a knee! Jamie fights up, snapmares free, and KNEES Billie down! Cover, TWO! Jamie drags Billie up, whips her, and fireman’s carries! USHIGOROSHI! Billie sputters, Jamie runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Billie survives and Jamie is shocked!

The fans rally up while Jamie throws off her wristbands. Jamie says time to end it! Jamie stands Billie up, fires forearm after forearm, and Billie flops over. The fans fire up, Jamie kisses the bicep, and she stands Billie up. SPRINGBOARD HAYT- NO, Billie ducks and backslides! ONE!! Billie suplexes, GHOSTBUSTER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Jamie survives and Billie is beside herself! The fans rally up and Billie goes back to the corner. Billie climbs, aims, and SWANTON BOMBS!! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives again and Billie is shocked! The fans rally even harder, and Billie looks to the trophy. Billie stalks Jamie to the apron, then stomps her down.

Billie goes out to bring Jamie up, and she CLUBS her! Billie ROCKS Jamie, reels her in, but Jamie fights the lift! Jamie lifts Billie, Billie fights that! Jamie HEADBUTTS Billie, and Billie holds onto the ropes. Jamie reels Billie in, SUPLEX TO THE FLOOR! Springfield goes nuts while both women are down! The ref checks and both women are somehow still in this. The ring starts, “This is Awesome!” as both women stir at 4 of 10. Jamie rises up at 7, Billie at 8, and both women spring in at 9! The fans fire up as this continues! Billie and Jamie rise up again, and Jamie ROCKS Billie! Billie comes back to ROCK Jamie!

Jamie comes back to ROCK Billie, but Billie fires a flurry! Billie winds up, but Jamie SUPERKICKS! And ENZIGIRIS! Jamie whips, clinches, but Billie stuffs it! Jamie powers through to HATE BREAKER!! And then HAYTERADE!! Cover, Jamie wins!

Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Billie put on another incredible fight, but it was still not enough to reach that next level! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she have to hit even harder going up against Kris Statlander?

 

The Death Riders speak.

Claudio Castagnoli says, “When we started this war, we fully expected casualties. But we do not mourn, because only in death does duty end. Now, we’re not gonna hide. We’re still gonna be front and center! So  Joe, yes, we’re gonna accept that challenge!” Claudio rants in German, then says at Spring Breakthru, it’s on. They do not concede territory! Marina Shafir holds up Pac’s belt, and Moxley says, “What a learning experience this will be for generational punk ass play wrestlers who don’t wanna show up to work. There’s plenty of money, championships, glory, victory, and it’s all on the frontline.

“If you want it, that’s where you gotta be. You gotta step in, step up, put yourself in harm’s way. Samoa Joe, Shibata-san, you guys know that. What’re you teaching sweet young Hook? Hook… Don’t worry. Relax. It’s the biggest match of your life. But trust me… Chicks dig scars.” Wheeler Yuta smirks, and shows his scar. Will the Death Riders find The Opps are in fact lacking?

 

The Gates of Agony VS Smash ‘n’ Burn!

Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona have been dominating for a long time, but they’re still waiting on their opportunity. Will this be

The teams sort out, Kaun starts against Juni Underwood, and KNEES him, to then BACKBREAKER, and RUNNING SUPLEX! Kaun puts Juni in the corner. Tag to Liona, and Liona puts Juni in a corner for point-blank LARIATS! Liona goes all the way to TEN, then short arm LARIATS Juni inside-out! Then he TOSSES Ricky Pryce into the ring just because! Liona runs up to CLOBBER Ricky! Tag to Kaun, the Gates get Juni up to OPEN THE GATES onto Ricky! Cover, Gates win!

Winners: The Gates of Agony, by pinfall

Kaun applauds his opponents, and Liona laughs. “We hurt people, too!” Is that a not so subtle message sent to the AEW World Tag Team Champions?

 

Backstage interview with FTR.

Lexy Nair finds Cash & Dax on their way out and asks for a moment. After what they did to Cope- Wait, 2Point0 barges in! Matt Menard & Angelo Parker excuse Lexy, and they say FTR must think they’re pretty slick. They’ve got the wool pulled over Danny’s eyes. But 2Point0 sees through the BS, and they’ll be damned if they let FTR put Garcia in the same position as Cope. FTR try to speak but Menard says no, it’s their time to talk. A year and a half, Menard has been waiting for this. A YEAR AND A HALF, and FTR finally exposed themselves! FTR thinks they can do this to Garcia? Dax tries to speak but Menard tells him to shut his gaddamn mouth!

This is 2Point0’s time! Understand that they won’t sit by and see what happened to Cope happen to Garcia! FTR asks if they want to fight. Yeah, they do! Okay, FTR will fight 2Point0 tonight, with Garcia ringside. Garcia is a grown man, he can make his own decisions. #TopGuysOut. Cash & Dax go back to the locker room, will they take out Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange?

 

Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson!

The 5 Tool Player made his return at Dynasty, and he added on to Platinum Max’s losing streak. But will Bowens finally prove himself worthy of gold all his own? Or will the Vanilla Babyface get all heat for ruining things?

The bell rings and the fans fire up for Bowens. Bowens and Blake circle, tie up, and Bowens waistlocks. Bowens SLAMS Blake down, facelocks, but Blake fights up. Blake wrenches out, wristlocks, but Bowens slips through to wrench and hammerlock. Bowens spins and snapmares Blake, then ghost pins, TWO! Bowens reminds Blake he’s in here with the Five Tool Player! Blake slaps that hand away, and says he only needs one. Blake runs up, Bowens dodges, Blake goes up and DROPKICKS Bowens in the back! Blake struts, then whips, but Bowens reverses. Blake ducks a lariat, FACEBUSTERS Bowens, and SLAPS him!

The fans boo but Blake “tastes” the ice cream. But Bowens CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Bowens whips, Blake reverses, but Bowens hurdles to slips around and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Bowens has the fans throw up the scissor fingers, and Bowens scissor fingers with Billy while Collision goes picture in picture.

Bowens watches Blake rise up, then takes aim to ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, but Blake avoids the superkick! Bowens is annoyed, but he goes out the side to run in around the way. Blake slips back inside, Bowens goes to the apron, and Bowens blocks a kick! Blake ENZIGIRS, then APRON SPEARS! Blake takes another taste, then builds speed to FOSBURY TOPE! Blake lounges on the floor, tells Billy to back off, but Billy tells him to SUCK IT. Blake drags Bowens into the ring, then brings him up to wrench and WRING out the arm! Blake drags Bowens back up, but Bowens ROCKS Blake! And CHOPS! And ROCKS him again!

Bowens ROCKS Blake in the corner, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Blake RAMS shoulders with Bowens. Blake eggs Bowens on, wrenches the arm, and RAMS shoulders again! Blake kicks at Bowens mockingly while Big Shotty taunts the fans. Blake wrenches, Bowens whips, then Bowens runs past. Blake dodges Bowens, Bowens redirects and mule kicks! Front kicks! FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and Bowens aims at Blake. Blake stands, Bowens wrenches and torture racks! Swing and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Blake survives the “Grand Slam” but the fans rally up. Bowens waits on Blake, reels him in, fireman’s carry, but Blake fights with elbows! Blake is on the apron, and he CLAWS Bowens’ eyes!

Blake TOSSES Bowens out, then runs along the apron, DAREDEVIL DIVE! The fans boo but Blake puts Bowens in. Blake steps in, but Bowens KICKS him in the ropes! DRAPING SIDEWINDER! Cover, Lee gives Blake the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo and Daddy Ass is pissed! He says Lee did that! Bowens glares at Lee, but Blake waistlocks! Bowens switches, rolls Blake, TWO! Bowens kicks low, whips Blake, but Blake rolls off Bowens’ back! Blake shoves Bowens, SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Bowens is still in this, but Blake runs to handspring and NEURALIZER KICK! Blake fires up but the fans boo more.

Blake goes up a corner, takes aim, 450 DOUBLE STOMP!! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up! Blake is frustrated, but he drags Bowens up. The fans rally for Bowens as Blake kicks at Bowens. Blake talks trash, but Bowens CHOPS him! Blake storms up, but into ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS- NO, Blake blocks the superkick to whip Bowens to ropes. Bowens reverses that, Blake tiger feints through, STUNNER! Bowens flounders, Blake brings Bowens in, and he tells Billy to SUCK IT! Blake runs, Bowens dodges! Blake handsprings, into the SUPERKICK! Lee gets on the apron, Bowens DECKS him!

The fans fire up, Billy DECKS Lee! Bowens aims at Blake, ROLLING ELBOW!! Cover, Bowens wins!

Winner: Anthony Bowens, by pinfall

The “Molly Whop” is just as it sounds, Bowens put the beating on the Vanilla Babyface! Bowens has a mic and he wants Springfield to make some noise! The fans cheer, and Bowens says, “This has been a long time coming, and it’s time to level up. Because what you see before you is AEW’s Five Tool Player! The perfect combination of power, athleticism, intelligence, the look, and the it factor. And I am the Pride of Professional Wrestling, baby! And I don’t need a government trademark to prove I’m the best. I’m gonna prove it to you every single week, right here! So the last question is: Who will step up to the plate next and get their ass Molly Whopped by THE Five Tool Player?!”

Mic drop from Bowens, will he use all his tools and all this momentum to hit homerun after homerun?

 

2v1 Handicap: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS LMK & Kelly Madan!

The Megasus may not be AEW Women’s World Champion, but he will not stop after one failure. And now, to satisfy her anger, she’s taking on two opponents at once! Will everyone bow down, no matter who they are or how many there are?

The bell rings, Madan starts for her team, and she runs up, only for Megan to RAM her into a corner! And RAM her again and again and again! Megan CHOPS Madan, throws her down, then runs up to SHOTGUN her down! Madan scrambles away, LMK tags in, and LMK goes up! CROSSBODY, but Megan catches her! Megan FALL AWAY SLAMS LMK, and Little Mean Kathleen staggers around. Megan SPLASHES Madan, SPLASHES LMK, then sends LMK into Madan! DOUBLE SPLASH! Megan scoops LMK, CLOBBERS Madan, then SLAMS LMK! The fans fire up as Megan hauls Madan up, fireman’s carries, FATE’S DESCENT onto LMK! Cover, Megan wins!

Winner: Megan Bayne, by pinfall

The female titan didn’t even break a sweat, but she may have broken both opponents. She sits them up, shouts, “BOW DOWN!” and then SLAMS them both back down! Will no one stop Megan from rising back to title contention?

 

Kevin Knight VS AR Fox!

The Jet didn’t win in his Owen Hart Cup match, and he came up short on the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships in Chicago just last night, but he did win his part of $400,000 on Dynamite. Will Knight still be feeling fly after facing a veteran high-flyer? Or will Knight take over the Whole Fox’n Show?

The bell rings and Knight runs up! Fox dodges the boot, Knight dodges a boot, then Knight CHOPS! Knight whips, BACKDROP, but Fox lands out to roll Knight up! TWO, Knight Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Fox tilt-o-whirls and waistlocks, Knight switches, Fox bucks the O’Conner! Knight sunset flips, TWO! Knight kicks low, runs, but then fakes out Fox’s dropkick! SLIDING SHOULDER TACKLE! UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fox stays in this but Knight stays cool. Knight brings Fox up to ROCK him in the back! Knight kicks low, but Fox fires body shots. Knight fires a forearm, but Fox fires back! Knight UPPERCUTS, then wrenches.

Knight whips, Fox grabs ropes, and Fox TOSSES Knight! Fox ROCKS Knight, but Knight throws Fox down! Fox kips up to PELE! The fans fire up, Fox builds speed, and he SLINGSHOT STOMPS Knight on the apron! The fans fire up as Fox then goes up the corner, MOONSAULT onto Knight! Another direct hit and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Fox looms over Knight, stomps him, then drags Knight up. Fox whips Knight hard into barriers! Then Fox brings Knight around, to SMACK him off the barriers! The fans cheer, Fox refreshes the ring count, but Knight CHOPS in return! Fox is stinging, but Knight CHPOS him again! Knight whips, Fox reverses, and Knight tumbles into the ring. Fox KICKS him, then hurries to cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Fox sits him up, for a basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Knight stays cool but Fox pushes him around. Knight fires body shots, then forearms. Fox kicks low, suplexes, ANARCHY! Knight flounders around while Fox snarls.

Fox rolls to have a cover, TWO! Knight has a ghost pin, TWO! Fox CLOBBERS Knight, then CLUBS him down. Knight goes to a corner, Fox CHOPS him, and then Fox snapmares Knight. Fox runs to basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Fox clamps onto Knight with a chinlock, but Knight endures. The fans rally up and Knight fights around. Fox holds tight, but Knight stands up. Fox wrangles Knight back to the mat! Knight endures again, fights around, and Collision returns to single picture. Knight stands to JAWBREAKER free! Fox snarls, comes back, but Knight UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS!

Fox KNEES low, runs, but Knight DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up and Knight kips up! Fox goes to a corner, Knight runs up, and LARIATS! Knight UPPERCUTS, stomps, repeat! The ref counts, Knight stomps a mudhole then digs his boot in. Knight lets off, whips corner to corner, but Fox reverses. Knight reverses back, SKY2HIGH! Cover, TWO! Fox survives and Knight is a bit surprised, but he waits on Fox. Fox rises, the fans rally, and Knight somersaults, but Fox denies him the DDT! Knight BOOTS from the corner, Fox returns, so Knight ELBOWS him! Knight goes up, but so does Fox! LOW MEIN PAIN!

Fox goes right up, 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and Fox is shocked! The fans fire up and Fox drags Knight up. “This is Awesome!” as Fox crisscrosses Knight’s arms. Fox reels Knight in, but Knight rolls Fox up! TWO!! Fox escapes, but Knight DROPKICKS him again! Fox staggers, but he BOOTS back! Fox goes up, but Knight goes to the UPPER ROOM! Somersault, SATELLITE DDT! The fans fire up and Knight goes to the corner! Fox staggers, Knight springboards, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Knight wins!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall

The Jet Liner takes Knight to the winner’s circle! But with Best of the Super Juniors around the corner, will Knight be #The1ULookUp2?

 

The Gates of Agony speak.

Bishop Kaun applauds, and he says, “That was impressive, wasn’t it? We’re back. And we’re not even hurt. But we don’t mind being hurt.” Toa Liona says, “We don’t.” Kaun says they actually love being hurt! Hurt Syndicate! You hurt people? This Wednesday on Dynamite, the Gates would love to see you try. Hurt Syndicate hurts people? The Gates of Agony BREAK people! See you in Boston! Will Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin still be standing when Kaun & Liona #OpenTheGates?

 

FTR VS 2Point0!

Dax & Cash want to still be Daniel Garcia’s friends, but Menard & Parker have been Garcia’s friends this whole time. Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange have always felt something was off, will they finally take the Top Guys out?

Speaking of Garcia, he makes his way out, as invited by FTR. He still seems to be upset and unsure given FTR lashing out earlier, but he’s still ringside. The teams sort out and Dax BLASTS Parker off the apron! Dax beats up on Menard and then Cash runs up to CLOBBER Parker! The fans boo as Cash sends Parker into railing! And apron! And railing again! And then more railing! Cash stands over Parker, Dax stands over Menard, and Garcia can only watch. Parker gets up to CHOP Cash, Cash hits back! Menard’s already busted open as Dax beats on him! Cash CHOPS Parker, Menard wobbles, but Dax ROCKS Menard!

Cash CHOKES Parker against railing, Dax DECKS Menard, and the fans boo. Dax sits Menard up, and again Garcia can only watch this as Dax hammers away on Menard’s head. Cash then sends Parker into the steel steps! Dax puts Menard in a corner, tells Garcia that this isn’t personal, 2Point0 signed up for this. The fans rally for “DADDY MAGIC!” but Dax throws more fists! Menard is a bloody mess as Dax punches away! The ref backs Dax off, Menard stands like a zombie, and he ROCKS Dax! And ROCKS him again! Menard ROCKS Dax again and again and again in the corner! The fans love it, but Cash storms in to go after Menard!

Cash pulls hair, but Menard DECKS him, too! Menard flounders, Dax LARIATS him down! Parker storms in but Dax has him up! SHATTER MACHINE!! Dax tags Cash, and now they get Menard up. MIND BREAKER!! But they’re not done?! Garcia says c’mon already! FTR still gets Menard up for another MIND BREAKER!! They won’t stop, they get Menard back up! Garcia gets on the apron, he wants the ref to step in already! FTR apologize and they set Menard down. Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

Garcia is still furious, and he storms into the ring. He checks on Menard, then he gets in Dax’s face! Dax & Cash want Garcia to calm down. They did hear him out in the end there. Garcia says it shouldn’t have taken that! FTR leaves, Garcia helps Menard stand, but then FTR returns! They CLOBBER Garcia! They beat Garcia down while the fans boo! FTR get Garcia up, MIND BREAKER!!! And then they get him back up!? MIND BREAKER!!! The ref shouts at them to stop, the fans boo as hard as they can, but FTR hauls Garcia up again! Security rushes in to stop this! Dax DECKS the ref!! That’s another fine right there!

The fans boo, security try to stop FTR, but FTR gets Garcia up again! BUT WAIT! The Undisputed Kingdom rush in! The paragons of wrestling will not let this injustice continue! They run FTR off, but FTR says they should watch their backs now. Who else will FTR violently disrespect as they demand we respect them?

 

2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Athena VS Harley Cameron!

The LONGEST REIGNING champion in ROH history, and yes that is champion bar none, male or female, is finally getting her shot at history here in AEW. She could very well become a new Double Champion should she win all the way to Double or Nothing and then All In: Texas. But she must first get past one wild Aussie! Will Athena #FeelTheWrath of Harley Cameron? Or will the Fallen Goddess, the Minion Overlord, the American Joshi, simply add Harley’s name to the long, long list of fallen opponents?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Athena and Harley circle, feel things out, then tie up. Athena powers Harley to the corner, but she lets off quickly. Harley storms up, Athena shoves her back, then Athena pats Harley on the head. Athena soaks up heat, but Harley headlocks. Athena powers up and out, drops down, but Harley drop toeholds! Harley pats Athena on the head! The fans cheer and Athena says okay, that’s fair. Athena then runs up to roll Harley up, TWO! Harley trips Athena, jackknife bridges, TWO! Athena sunset flips, TWO! Harley high stacks, TWO and Athena sunset flips again, TWO! The fans fire up as the two stand off!

Harley and Athena reset, Athena applauds for Harley, then headlocks! Harley endures the grind, powers out to headlock in return, and now Athena endures. Athena powers up and out to send Harley tot he corner. Athena runs in, Harley slips out to the apron, and Harley blocks a shot to ROUNDHOUSE! Athena staggers, Harley brings her into the ropes to CLUB her! And CHOKE her! The fans fire up, the ref counts, and Harley stops at 4. Harley waistlocks, but Athena fights the lift! Athena runs to the post to HOTSHOT Harley! Then APRON BACK SUPLEX! Athena then wheelbarrows Harley to GERMAN SUPLEX to the floor!

The fans fire up and Athena smiles. The ref checks Harley, she’s okay to continue, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Athena stomps Harley, drags her up, and sends her into steel steps! Harley sputters, Athena refreshes the ring count, and she CLUBS Harley. Harley staggers away, Athena stands her up and ROCKS her! Athena CLUBS away on Harley, pushes her into the ring, and then storms up, but into a cradle! TWO!! Athena escapes, BOOTS Harley down, and scowls. Athena stalks Harley, drags her up, and KNEES her in the side! Athena stalks Harley some more, KNEES her in the side, and then has Harley in the corner. Athena RAMS into Harley, RAMS into her again, then RAMS again! Athena pushes Harley along the ropes but the ref reprimands.

Athena ROCKS Harley, but Harley ROCKS Athena! Athena brings Harley up but Harley ROCKS her again! Athena clamps on a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Then she suplexes high and hard! Athena kips up, fires up, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Athena has Harley in a Bow ‘n’ Arrow stretch! Harley endures, pries at the facelock portion, but Athena thrashes Harley. Harley pops free to a cover, TWO! Athena knees low, whips, but Harley reverses to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up, Harley brings Athena up, but Athena shoves her away. SOBAT! LEG SWEEP! Athena runs, and SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Harley survives and Athena grows frustrated. Athena stalks Harley to ropes, KICKS her in the side, then brings her up to scoop and carry her! Athena puts Harley in the Tree of Woe, then KICKS! KICKS! And KICKS!

The ref counts, Athena backs off, and Athena cheers herself on. Athena runs, but Harley sits up over the sweep! Harley KICKS from upside-down, then wrenches to NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up, Harley runs up, and LARIATS! ENZIGIRI! Harley brings Athena up to BULLDOG HOTSHOT, and then Harley fires off on Athena in the ropes! The fans fire up, the ref counts, Harley shots “FEEL THE WRATH!” AX KICK! Athena falls back, Harley storms in and goes up the corner. Harley aims, leaps, CROSSBODY! Athena rolls through to scoop Harley! The fans fire up as Athena pops Harley up, but Harley fights! Harley RANAS!

Athena rises to SUPERKICK! The fans are torn, Athena springboards, but into a HAYMAKER!! Harley has Athena now, pump handle and SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Athena survives but Harley won’t give up! “This is Awesome!” as Harley and Athena both slowly rise. Harley fires up, brings Athena around, dragon sleeper for HER FINISHING- NO, Athena cartwheels free! Athena reels Harley in, Canadian Rack, but Harley slips free! Harley tilt-o-whirls and rolls Athena up, TWO!! Harley wrenches again, SOLE FOOD! Harley runs, but Athena pops her up, POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO, deadlift POWERBOMB!

Athena reels Harley back in, ATAXIA KNEE STRIKE!! Athena then climbs, Harley rises, O FACE!!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Athena stays undefeated in any and all kinds of matches, and she holds up her ROH Women’s World Championship, as well as her spinner belt variant. But now she runs into Mercedes Mone, their battle set for Boston and the Dynamite edition of Spring Breakthru! Will Mone win in her hometown to head for Double or Nothing? Or will Athena derail the Money Train and be that much closer to a match in her hometown of Arlington, Texas?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Springfieeeeeld~! Sorry the Money Train skipped your pathetic town. But then next stop for me in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament is in my hometown of Boston. That’s right, it was a little over a year ago where I made my AEW debut in the City of Champions. It was in that very moment that I had the biggest dream of holding all the championship gold! And now the Money Train is only two stops away from All In: Texas. And Athena, you are just a speedbump on my track to success. The Forever ROH Champion, Athena, you are one of the very best of all time, and you proved that tonight against Harley Cameron.

“But you’re competing against me, Four Belts Mone, the greatest TBS Champion of all time. So this Wednesday at Dynamite, I am going to show you why Money Changes Everything. And the best woman will win, and that woman is me, darling.” Mone is ready, but will she put her money where her mouth is against the Fallen Goddess?

 

2025 Men’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Konosuke Takeshita VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart!

Just last night for NJPW Windy City Riot, The Alpha just went toe-to-toe with The Ace, Hiroshi Tanahashi, as part of the Ace Final Road series. And as big as that moment was, this could be even bigger! Konosuke wants to fulfill Don Callis’ prophecy of a “Proto-shita” finals at Double or Nothing, will he be one step closer to realizing that dream match? Or will the King of Death end The Alpha right here and now?

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, and Brody powers Konosuke to a corner. The ref counts, Brody lets off slowly, but Konosuke avoids the chop! Konosuke headlocks, Brody powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! Neither man falls and the fans fire up! Brody swings, Konosuke dodges to come back and ROCK Brody! Brody comes back, runs through the CHOP, then RAMS Konosuke! Konosuke rebounds, ducks the lariat, and he returns again, but Brody’s CHOP knocks him down! The fans bark for Brody and he drags Konosuke up. Brody scoops, Konosuke slips free, but Brody fires elbows!

Brody switches to hit a BIG back suplex! The fans fire up, and Brody has Konosuke in a corner. Brody CHOPS and the fans fire up! The Princess of the Black Throne smiles as Brody fires forearms and CHOPS! The fans fire up more as Brody whips corner to corner. Konosuke hits buckles hard then falls in a heap! Brody huffs ‘n’ puffs, runs up, but Konosuke avoids a senton! Konosuke goes up to SECOND ROPE SENTON! The fans fire up while Brody bails out. Brody is on the apron, Konosuke storms up to ROCK him! Konosuke ROCKS Brody again, then runs, but Brody BOOTS him! Konosuke drops to his knees, Brody hauls him up and suplexes!

Konosuke lands safe on the apron and BOOTS Brody! Then he reels Brody in! Brody fights with elbows, then fireman’s carries! Konosuke fights with elbows, but Brody still APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS!! Both men fall to the floor and the fans fire up! Julia also applauds while Brody rises. Brody shakes out the cobwebs, drags Konosuke up, and he puts Konosuke in the ring. The fans rally for Brody but Konosuke bails out the side. Brody barks, the fans join in, and Brody runs up, but Konosuke JUMP KNEES! Konosuke goes into the ring, builds speed, and he FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans lose their minds while Collision goes picture in picture!

Konosuke and Brody are both down, Julia coaches Brody while the fans rally. Konosuke stands Brody up but Brody CHOPS! Konosuke ROCKS Brody! Brody leans against the barriers, but Konosuke CHOPS him! And CHOPS! And then whips him hard into barriers! Brody slumps down and Konosuke refreshes the ring count. Julia again coaches Brody but Konosuke is back. Brody ROCKS Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Brody! Konosuke pushes Brody into the ring, stalks behind him, then snapmares. Konosuke clamps on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Brody endures, Julia rallies the fans, and Brody pries at the hold.

Konosuke thrashes Brody around, grinds him into the mat, but the fans continue to rally. Brody fights up, fires body shots, but Konosuke shifts his grip. Brody fights the lift with elbows, then runs, but into a mule kick! DDT! Konosuke snarls as he rises up, and now Konosuke goes up the corner! But Brody rises to CHOP first! Brody climbs up, CLUBS away on Konosuke’s back, then brings him to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men writhe and the fans fire up! Collision returns to single picture, Julia and the fans rally again, and a standing count is climbing. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but crawling for corners.

Konosuke drags himself up, “This is Awesome!” as Brody rises. Brody barks, the fans bark with him, and Brody runs corner to corner, CANNONBALL! Cover, TWO! Konosuke survives and Brody snarls. Brody drags Konosuke up, reels him in, but Konosuke fights the lift! Brody ROCKS Konosuke, Konosuke ROCKS Brody! The forearms go back and forth, and Brody CHOPS! Konosuke sits down, but Brody stands him back up. Konosuke fires a forearm, but Brody fires back. Konosuke fires a flurry, then winds up, and ALPHA ELBOWS! Brody stays up!? And he ROCKS Konosuke! And CHOPS him! And CHOPS! And then puts some stank on the CHOP!!

Konosuke falls to his knees again and the fans fire back up! But Konosuke is up, ALPHA ELBOW!! Brody falls, Konosuke falls on him for a cover, TWO!! Konosuke is stunned, but he drags Brody up again. The fans fire up as Konosuke reels Brody in, and Brody fights the lift! Konosuke powers through, BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Konosuke is beside himself! Konosuke shakes his head, stands back up, and he runs the ropes, LARIAT! Brody stays up!? Brody shakes his head, so Konosuke runs again, LARIAT! Brody still stays up, so Konosuke fires up and runs!

Brody SWATS the lariat to CHOP! ROLLING ELBOW! And then LARIAT! Cover, TWO?!? Konosuke survives, but Brody scoops! DANTE’S INFERNO!! Cover, TWO!?!? Konosuke survives, even Julia can’t believe it. Brody drags Konosuke up, reels him in, Canadian Rack, but Konosuke fights free! Konosuke runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Konosuke scoops?! And tucks!? BASTARD DRIVER!! But then, wheelbarrow GERMAN SUPLEX!! The fans are thunderous as Konosuke brings out his full power! Brody stands, into the LARIATOOO~!! Cover, TWO!!! Brody survives that Stan Hanson level clothesline and the fans are electric!

Brody snarls, dares Konosuke to bring it, POWER DRIVER KNEE!! Brody stays up!? POWER DRIVE KNEE, AGAIN!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Brody survives again, but Konosuke won’t stop here! BLINDSIDE POWER DRIVE!! And then another POWER DRIVE!! Cover, KONOSUKE WINS!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

From trumping The Ace to trumping a King, Konosuke is the hot hand in this tournament to be sure! The Alpha looks to the Owen Hart Cup and vows it will be his! But will he be able to overcome the #BillyGOAT, Will Ospreay? Or will the Aerial Assassin be the one going Double or Nothing?


My Thoughts:

A great, maybe even awesome episode of Collision here. Even with things being mostly obvious results, it was all top level stuff. Knight VS Fox was great stuff to help keep Knight sharp in AEW. Best of the Super Juniors starts in May, so he’s got about another month where he will still be hanging in AEW, Knight can surely get a couple more wins before going back to Japan for that tournament. Gates of Agony of course won their match, but I like that they called out the Hurt Syndicate. I feel like they won’t win the title match with them, but it’s good to see the Gates finally moving up to this level and not just languishing in ROH.

Great match from Bowens VS Blake, and a great win for Bowens. Very good promo from Bowens, I’m sure he’ll get more wins and maybe even go for a title. Well, depending on where the different midcard belts are going, Bowens might have to wait a minute, given the tease of Omega VS Okada as of late. Good promo from the Death Riders as they have adjust after Pac gets injured. At the same time, Hook should be alright from the dizziness and possible concussion, as nothing has been said further. Death Riders VS Opps for the trios titles will be great stuff, but even doing it for a themed episode doesn’t make me think Death Riders lose. It’d be nice if they did, though…

Good Heel promo from FTR, though it didn’t say much more than Dax did passive aggressively a couple weeks ago: Cope kept FTR from what FTR wanted, which glosses over how The Death Riders kinda got at them, too; and the loss at Dynasty was just the last straw. Them threatening Schiavone & Nigel was a nice touch, as was getting Garcia into the story given he teamed with them against Undisputed Kingdom. Menard & Parker stepping up for Garcia was good, and wow did Menard bleed for that match. FTR of course win, and then them brutalizing 2Point0 to bring out Undisputed Kingdom (well, I guess they’re trying Paragon, since Schiavone mentioned that) was good, too.

Dax & Cash are tag guys so they won’t bother with the TNT Championship, but I could see them taking on Roddy & Kyle one more time, then we’d get Dax & Cash VS Cole & Garcia. At least, maybe? Just something that’ll help FTR get back up and maybe go for tag titles.  Megan beating two opponents at once was a good way to step things up in her rebound from Dynasty. I wonder if she’ll keep doing that until running into some new rival. I say that as it seems we won’t be getting her and Toni Storm in a rematch.

Toni Storm had a great promo to call out all the remaining Women’s Owen Hart Cup entries, but I find it interesting that she had no quip for Kris, just a compliment. Makes me wonder if Kris is destined to win the tournament and go to All In with Toni. And of course, great stuff in all of the Owen Hart Cup matches. Jamie VS Billie was a great rematch, but I shouldn’t be surprised Jamie wins again. Jamie VS Kris will be great stuff to lead into Double or Nothing. Then, great stuff from Athena VS Harley, certainly one of Harley’s better matches. But at the same time, of course Athena won to face Mone. Good promo from Mone to call Athena out, their match is going to be awesome, hard to say who wins that.

Konosuke VS Brody was also great, definitely a great main event. Of course Konosuke won. He’s NEVER Openweight Champion, the Don Callis Family keeps their idea of All Don Callis Family alive a little longer, and Konosuke VS Ospreay is going to be awesome stuff. I still think Ospreay wins and meets Kyle in the main event, but I suppose that still depends on how Hangman VS Wild Card goes.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/11/25)

Cody Rhodes returns to SmackDown!

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The American Nightmare is in Seattle!

Just NINE DAYS before he and John Cena battle at WrestleMania 41, the Undisputed WWE Champion, Cody Rhodes, returns to SmackDown!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Gauntlet: Lyra Valkyria & Bayley win and will challenge Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez for the titles.
  • Rey Fenix VS Berto w/ Legado del Fantasma; Fenix wins.
  • Chelsea Green VS Zelina Vega; Vega wins.
  • Tiffany Stratton VS Roxanne Perez; Tiffany wins.
  • LA Knight & Randy Orton VS Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga; Knight & Orton win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

The fans already chant for “RANDY! RANDY!” while the SmackDown General Manager says, “Ladies and gentlemen, last week on SmackDown, we witnessed a number of important moments, a number of memorable moments, a number of viral moments. Well, folks, I’m here to address one moment in particular. I wonder if you can guess which one that is.” The fans cheer, and Aldis says he has been instructed to “maintain my professionalism,” so he will do just that. With that said, Aldis would like to invite out Randy Orton. The fans cheer that, and then here comes The Viper! Seattle sings along with Voices as Orton goes to the ring.

The fans again cheer on “RANDY! RANDY!” while he looks up at the WrestleMania sign. Orton has a mic, and he tells Aldis, “I can tell by the look in your eyes, Nick, that you took last week very, very personally. Now hear me out, you can’t expect me to believe that you didn’t see yourself eating an RKO at some time in your future after last year, a year or so ago, the same thing happened. I paid a fine, and what’d I do, Nick? I paid double on that fine in case something like last week would happen again. It happened again, I paid in advance, and I think that we are even.

“The reason why I really wanted to speak to you, Nick, is because of the fact that there is not a match on the table at WrestleMania 41 for me.” The fans boo that, but Orton tells Aldis, “This is a very important WrestleMania for me. This will be my 20th time competing at WrestleMania. I need this to happen. I need you to do your job, I need you to make me an opponent. And I can guarantee you that I will be in Vegas. I will be all warmed up, ready to go, I will have my gear on, and I need you to give me a match. I don’t care what it takes. Maybe you lose the suit for a night and you gear up, too?” The fans like that idea!

Orton says whatever it is, he needs a match at Mania. Aldis asks if Orton really thinks this is about the money, about that 100 grand. Aldis knows Orton knows that WWE is doing record business, and Orton is a major part of that. Aldis is fortunate to be part of that. He busted his ass for 20 YEARS just to be here in this company. The fans are a bit torn on that, but Aldis says he doesn’t need Orton’s money, he needs Orton’s respect. The fans chant “R K O! R K O!” Orton says Aldis needs his respect, but funny enough, he’s got it. But if Aldis doesn’t deliver on a match for Orton next week, he can’t promise he’ll apologize to Mickie James for what he’s gonna do.

The fans are intrigued, but then Solo Sikoa makes his way out here?! Solo has Tama Tonga by his side, and a mic in hand. Solo tells Mr. Aldis, “Can you please tell Randy to get outta the ring, stop embarrassing himself. Okay? Don’t nobody wanna hear you cry, Randy. ‘Oh, I’m not going to WrestleMania~! I don’t have a match!’ WHO GIVES A CRAP!?” The fans boo but Solo says it is over for Orton! And does he know why? Because he’s the past. And next week, LA Knight is going to end up in the same boat as Orton. Because at WrestleMania, the Samoan Werewolf, Jacob Fatu, is walking out as the NEW United States Champion!

And Orton…? Orton will be sitting at home all alone. Orton says he’ll be “all alone?” That’s funny. What’s funnier is that Solo has the balls, him and “YEYEYEYE” Tama combined, to come out here and interrupt Orton while he’s talking. While Orton is, for the first time in his career, being diplomatic about business. The balls! The voices have been knocking, and the fans know why! He has all this pent up aggression! So what they’re saying now is for Solo & Tama to get in this ring so Orton can show how to whoop two Samoans’ asses! Seattle is all fired up, but Solo & Tama do go to the ring. Orton watches, then he CLOBBERS Tama!

Solo gets in, Orton fires kicks and UPERCUTS! Tama steps in but gets caught! Only for Solo to CLUB Orton! The fans boo as Tama & Solo mug Orton in the corner! But here comes LA KNIGHT! YEAH!! The US Champion fires hands on Tama, but then Solo storms up! Knight gives Solo some shots, too! Orton gets Tama, and now Orton and Knight take it to the rogues! Knight BOOTS Solo out, Orton UPPERCUTS Tama! Solo & Tama regroup outside, but Solo has Tama stand down. Knight grabs a mic to say, “Again, and again, and again, it’s the same damn thing with you guys! But I tell you what, you speakin’ my name? NAH NAH!

“You talking about WrestleMania? I hope your boy, Jacob, is watching, cuz what I just did is I took my name outta your mouth, and I put my fist in it! YEAH!” The fans fire up, and Knight says he knows Orton didn’t get enough. Knight knows Knight didn’t get enough! So if they can’t get it, then if they’ve got a tingle in their loins, it is them two and these two! Aldis, how do you feel about that? He does feel good about that! The fans like it, too! Knight says that’s a YEAH! That means y’all gonna fall to the Viper and the Mega Star, with everybody saying, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!!” Then will there be a BFT and an RKO in Solo’s near future?

 

Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez are ringside.

The WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, aka the leading ladies of Judgment Day, are here to watch as six other teams battle for their one shot at these titles! Who will defy the odds to then go on to WrestleMania?

WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Gauntlet!

First out, it is WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion, Lyra Valkyria, and her friendly rival, Bayley! But who are The Morrigan & Role Model facing? It’s… Pure Fusion Collective, Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark! Will The Queen of Spades & Sin City Superstar have the hot hand?

Lyra Valkyria & Bayley VS Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark!

The teams sort out and Bayley starts against Shayna. They circle, tie up, and each go for the headlock. Bayley shifts her wait, Shayna stifles that to have a rear mount. Shayna grabs an arm, isolates it, but Bayley avoids the stomp! The two reset, tie up, and Shayna wrenches to a wristlock. Tag to Zoey and she CLUBS Bayley’s arm. Zoey YANKS the arm, whips, but Bayley reverses. Zoey runs Bayley over, flexes, then keeps moving. Bayley stays  low, then hurdles over, to arm-drag Zoey down! The fans fire up while Bayley grinds the arm. Zoey fights up, and she short arm LARIATS in return! The fans rally for Bayley but Zoey tags Shayna.

Zoey snapmares Bayley, isolates the arm, and then Shayna STOMPS it! The fans boo, then they rally for Bayley. Shayna hammerlocks the arm, but Bayley storms to the ropes. Bayley steps through, then traps Shayna’s arm in the ropes! Tag to Lyra, she BOOTS Shayna, then slingshots in. Lyra sweeps the legs, then reels Shayna in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Lyra stands Shayna up, but Shayna ducks the enzigiri! Shayna CLUBS Lyra, tags Zoey, then brings Lyra around. Lyra wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! Shayna bails out, the fans fire up, and Lyra builds speed, but Zoey SNIPER DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO!

Zoey tags Lyra back in, and Shayna drags Lyra up. Zoey climbs a corner, Shayna hits a LEG CAPTURE BACK SUPLEX! Zoey gets Lyra for a BLOCKBUSTER! Shayna BLASTS Bayley off the apron, hurries to cover Lyra, but Bayley breaks it! The fans rally, Zoey gets Bayley out and whips her, only for Bayley to send Zoey into the barriers! Lyra sunset flips Shayna, but Shayna stays up! Shayna isolates in arm, but Lyra rolls and jackknife bridges, LYRA & BAYLEY ELIMINATE PFC! Lyra tumbles out and almost falls onto Liv & Raquel, but Lyra and Bayley are still in this! So who’s next? Maxxine Dupri & Natalya!

Lyra Valkyria & Bayley VS Maxxine Dupri & Natalya!

The Alpha Babe and The Queen of Harts are ready, even wearing matching colors, but will they make it to the end? We will see, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Natty throws hands on Lyra! Natty backs Lyra down, kicks her, but Lyra shoves Natty back. Natty ducks the leg lariat, blocks the sobat, then scoops Lyra. Lyra slips free to waistlock, but Natty elbows free. Lyra reels Natty back in, but Natty booty bumps her away. Lyra trips Natty, tags Bayley, and Bayley catches a kick to KNEE Natty! Bayley runs, but into a DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up, Maxxine calls to Natty, so Natty tags her in! The fans fire up as Maxxine goes up and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Maxxine whips Bayley, then LEG LARIATS! The fans fire up and Maxxine hooks Bayley up, FISHERMAN SUPLEX!

Maxxine kips up, the fans fire up, and Maxxine brings down the straps! She runs in and SPLASHES Bayley in the corner! Lyra runs up, Maxxine sends her into Bayley, then SPLASHES them both! The fans fire up as Bayley and Lyra fall over! Maxxine winds it up, and we get that REVERSE CATERPILLAR! DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Cover on Bayley, ROPEBREAK! Maxxine miscalculates but she hears Natty calling. Maxxine says hold on, and she steps through! SHARP- NO, Bayley cradles! BAYLEY & LYRA ELIMINATE NATTY & MAXXINE! Maxxine is sorry for messing up, but Natty didn’t even bother saving Maxxine!

No time for Bayley & Lyra to rest, here comes the party! Is this where KC Squared will have their breakthrough back to the top?

Lyra Valkyria & Bayley VS Kayden Carter & Katana Chance!

Kayden handsprings and leg scissor cradles Bayley! TWO, Bayley waistlocks, but Kayden switches. O’Conner Roll, TWO! Katana tags in, then ROCKS Bayley! Kayden KICKS, Katana KNEES, and then we get a TABLE TOP TAKEDOWN! Cover, TWO! Katana hurries to reel Bayley in for a CODE BREAKER! Tag to Kayden, wheelbarrow and back suplex SPLASH, onto knees! Bayley saves herself, then she BOOTS Kayden away! Bayley goes up, ELBOW DROP to the back! Cover, TWO! Kayden stays in this, but Bayley drags her over to tag Lyra. They double whip Kayden, Kayden holds the ropes! Kayden SUPERKICKS Bayley, then trips Lyra!

Kayden runs and BOOT WASHES Lyra! Kayden kicks Lyra to center, positions her just right, then tags Katana. Katana goes up, and we get he KEG STAND SPLASH!! Cover, Bayley breaks it just in time! But Kayden TOSSES Bayley, then DIVES! TORNILLO TOPE! Katana victory rolls Lyra, TWO! Lyra stands, Katana RAN- NO! Lyra hoists Katana up, fireman’s carry, NIGHTWING DRIVER! Cover, LYRA & BAYLEY ELIMINATE KC SQUARED! Bayley & Lyra are kicking it up a notch, but here come Michin & B-Fab! The baddies want their shot, but SmackDown takes a break.

Lyra Valkyria & Bayley VS Mia Yim & B-Fab!

SmackDown returns as B-Fab rolls up Lyra, TWO! The fans rally, B-Fab BOOTS Lyra down! Cover, TWO! Lyra stays in this but B-Fab stays on her. B-Fab drags Lyra over, tags Mia, and Mia drags Lyra up to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Mia drags Lyra up, but Lyra JAWBREAKERS! Lyra crawls, Mia grabs a leg, but Lyra ENZIGIRIS free! Hot tag to Bayley! The fans fire up as Bayley rallies on Mia, runs corner to corner, but Mia dodges! Mia mule kicks, PELES, then she brings Bayley around to TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Mia drags Bayley up to the corner, tags B-Fab, then has Bayley in the TARANTULA! The ref counts, B-Fab BOOTS Bayley down!

B-Fab drags Bayley up, TWISTING NECKBREAKER! Cover, Lyra breaks it! Mia SHOTGUNS Lyra! Mia then builds speed and DIVES out onto Lyra! B-Fab hauls Bayley up, wrenches, but Bayley denies the hook kick! ROSE PLANT!! Cover, BAYLEY & LYRA ELIMINATE MICHIN & B-FAB!! The starting team is about to run the gauntlet, but that means running into… The Secret Her-vice! Is the Green Administration about to have another huge victory?

Lyra Valkyria & Bayley VS Piper Niven & Alba Fyre w/ Chelsea Green!

Piper & Alba rush the ring, Bayley brawls with Alba! Bayley gets the edge with forearm after forearm, but Alba shoves her away. Bayley comes back, Alba dodges, so Bayley BLAST Piper! Alba SUPERKICKS Bayley, then salutes! Piper storms in, but Lyra is after her! Piper HEADBUTTS Lyra down! Alba stands Bayley up, DECKS her, and Bayley tumbles out. Alba goes out to bring Bayley around, and whips her hard into barriers! The fans boo, the ref starts a ring count, and Alba puts Bayley in the ring. Alba stomps Bayley, Piper keeps after Lyra, and the fans boo more. Alba drags Bayley up, tags Piper, and they reel Bayley in.

The Secret Her-vice DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayley, then Piper SENTONS! Piper covers, TWO! Bayley survives, which annoys Piper, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Piper scoops Bayley, to then tag Alba. Piper SLAMS Bayley, then she picks Alba up to tilt-o-whirl, salute, and SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives but Alba is furious! Alba stomps Bayley, drags her up, and tag back to Piper. They reel Bayley back in, they taunt Lyra, but Bayley fights the double suplex to DOUBLE DDT! Even Liv & Raquel are impressed! The fans fire up as Bayley crawls, but Alba grabs a foot. Bayley fights up, Alba ducks, the ENZIGIRI hits Piper! Alba panics, Bayley hot tags Lyra! Lyra goes up and CROSSBODIES Piper! ENZIGIRI for Alba! SOBAT, KICK, and HEADBUTT for Piper!

Lyra reels Piper in, goes to the corner, TORNADO DDT! Lyra fires up and the fans are with her! She hooks a leg, but Piper powers out! Suplex into the corner! Both women are down and Lyra clutches a foot. Piper snarls as she rises up, and she stomps Lyra in the drop zone. “This is Awesome!” as Piper goes up, up, and salutes! But Lyra KICKS a leg! Lyra gets under Piper, for a RUNNING POWERBOMB!! Hot tag back to Bayley and she climbs right up! MACHO ELBOW DROP!! Cover, ONE?!?! Piper refuses to let that stop her and Bayley can’t believe it! Bayley drags Piper up, wrenches, then reaches to Lyra. Piper reels Bayley in, SCRAPBUSTER!

Piper drags Bayley up and over, tag to Alba. Alba BLASTS Lyra, then Piper puts Bayley in a straitjacket! Alba goes up while Piper pulls Bayley back, SWANTON BOMB BACKBREAKER COMBO!! Cover, LYRA SHOVES PIPER ONTO IT! The fans are thunderous as all four women are down! Even Raquel & Liv like this! The four slowly rise up, and the fists start flying! The fans cheer Bayley & Lyra, they boo the Secret Her-vice. BAYLEY2BELLY for Alba! Lyra fires a flurry, but Piper HEADBUTTS! Both women wobble, and Lyra falls back. Piper shakes out the stars, then runs up, but Lyra ducks! Piper gets stuck on the ropes, Lyra kicks her to the outside.

Piper grabs at Lyra’s feet, Lyra kicks her away. Lyra then drags Piper up, ROCKS her, and runs to SLIDE and POWER- NO, Piper holds onto the ropes for dear life! But Bayley DROPKICKS her into the POWERBOMB on the floor!! The fans go nuts after that, but Alba rolls Bayley! TWO!! SUPERKICK! Alba covers again, TWO!! Bayley survives, Alba is furious! Alba scoops, Bayley slips free, Lyra tags in! Bayley drop toeholds Alba into buckles! ROSE PLANT! Lyra goes up, TURN OF FORTUNE!! Cover, LYRA & BAYLEY WIN!!!

Winners: Lyra Valkyria & Bayley (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships)

Liv & Raquel are no longer happy as the “not a real team” just won this gauntlet by going wire to wire! But Bayley & Lyra aren’t backing down, will they take those titles at WrestleMania?

 

Charlotte Flair attacked Tiffany Stratton in the parking lot!

Caught on film by a fan, The Queen’s apparent response to last week’s comments is to try and end #TiffyTime before WrestleMania! Charlotte has since been escorted off the property, suspended for the night. How violent is the WWE Women’s Championship match going to get with tensions running this high?

 

Damian Priest is here!

Seattle fires up for The Archer of Infamy as he makes his way to the ring. The news went out today that Priest and Drew McIntyre will have a WrestleMania match, and it will be a Sin City Street Fight! WAIT, McIntyre attacks Priest from behind! McIntyre throws Priest around, then throws down fists! McIntyre DRIBBLES Priest off the LED board again and again! Producers, referees, and security rush out here, and the one-eyed Scottish Terminator grins as he lets off of Priest. The fans are torn while Priest is helped to his feet. Priest can barely stand but security helps him to the back while McIntyre just watches from the ring.

McIntyre grabs a mic to ask, “Are we starting to see clearly now? Society only moves as fast as its slowest member, and it took a few people awhile to catch up. But everybody can see as plain as day, Drew McIntyre only tells the truth, and every action is justified! Including dropping his stupid ass!” The fans are torn, but McIntyre storms around some more. “That parasite has benefitted every time I was screwed. He would never face me like a man, until this week, when he agreed to face me face to face cuz I’ve got one eye. Then he challenged me to a match at WrestleMania! A Sin City Street Fight, cuz I’ve got one eye!

“And y’know what? I still accepted, cuz that’s the kind of man that Drew McIntyre is!” The fans are torn on that, but McIntyre says this is a match a year in the making. Priest wants to live forever? Well, McIntyre will make it so no one forgets Priest, because he’ll give Priest the beating of a lifetime at WrestleMania! There is more! Seattle, you wanna know a little secret? They do! “Wolverine here’s got some good news.” McIntyre takes off the eye patch, he’s just fine! McIntyre says he’s 100% cleared, and that means at WrestleMania, Priest is 100% screwed! But speaking of, Priest storms his way back out! Security wants him to stop, but he just CLOBBERS them all!

Priest runs to the ring, and he CLOBBERS McIntyre! The fans fire up as Priest throws hands, then he puts McIntyre in the ring for more! McIntyre shoves Priest, Priest dodges and LARIATS! Priest then runs and ELBOWS McIntyre in a corner! Then he LARIATS McIntyre up and out of the ring! Priest goes out, brings McIntyre up, and SMACKS him off the steps! Producers and refs get in there, but Priest tells them to back off! McIntyre CLAWS Priest’s eyes! McIntyre grabs the steel steps and pulls them apart! He CLOBBERS Priest with them! Priest is down, refs and producers step in, but fans are losing their minds over that impact!

McIntyre seethes, and he pushes people aside to get Priest up! McIntyre brings Priest to the steps, underhooks, FULL METAL FUTURE SHOCK!!! Double-edged but McIntyre just feeds off that pain! McIntyre looms over Priest, looks him in his glossy eyes, and yanks away Priest’s necklace! McIntyre holds up the Rosario, is McIntyre going to pray he can do this all again in Sin City?

 

DIY critique last week’s match.

Johnny Gargano points out when Tommaso Ciampa’s head hits bare steel. That is an illegal use of turnbuckle, back and to the left, DIY got screwed! Gargano blames Charles Robinson the referee, he blames Nick Aldis, he blames everybody else! Ciampa says all those guys are just puppets! DIY is NOBODY’S puppet! This is all a CONSPIRACY!  A conspiracy to screw DIY out of the titles! Pretty Deadly watches this, they whisper, but they “agree” that DIY is absolutely… out of their minds! Since losing the titles, DIY has gone crazy! Ciampa asks if they’re blind! Are they not seeing what they’re seeing!? Back and to the left!

Elton Prince says just look at all this. They’ve stepped in a rabbit hole. Desperation is not a good look on DIY. Kit Wilson says for them, #NoBoy. They head out, and Motor City Machine Guns step in. Chris Sabin asks if they heard the word, “Conspiracy.” DIY is ridiculous. But keep coping, because while DIY is worried about last week, MCMG is focused on next week. MCMG gets their shot on WrestleMania Eve SmackDown against The Street Profits. Alex Shelley says they worked their asses off to get here, they won the tag titles in three weeks, only for DIY to screw MCMG out of them, so no… No conspiracy, this is karma.

MCMG heads out, DIY continues to obsess, but will the only truth be that MCMG and The Profits are going to bring the smoke?

 

Rey Fenix VS Berto w/ Legado del Fantasma!

The Immortal Firebird made his WWE debut last week, but not everyone was impressed by the elite level of lucha libre Fenix put on display. However, if Berto is to impress Santos Escobar, he’ll have to do this alone as Santos y Angel are heading back to the back! Will Berto show his own impressive lucha libre? Or will he learn what it is to #ANIMO?

SmackDown returns as Fenix makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and Berto headlocks. Fenix powers  up but Berto holds on tight. Fenix rolls Berto, ONE, but Fenix ghost pins, TWO! Fenix kicks low, fires hands, then runs, but Berto LARIATS! Berto snarls while fans boo, but Berto CHOPS! Berto whips, Fenix reverses, then somersaults, but Berto catches Fenix to a fireman’s carry! Fenix fights free, clinches, HEADBUTTS, and then drags Berto down, rolls him around, ghost pin! TWO! Fenix SOBATS, KICKS, but Berto ducks a roundhouse to ENZIGIRI!

Berto puts Fenix in a corner to ROUNDHOUSE! The fans boo but Berto stomps a mudhole. The ref counts, Berto stops at 4, but then he digs his boots in. The ref counts again, Berto steps off at 4, and he whips corner to corner. Fenix stops himself short, ELBOWS Berto back, then goes u, only for Berto to SHOVE him to the apron! Fenix tumbles, Berto builds speed, and Berto FLIES! Down goes Fenix and Berto is all fired up! Seattle boos but Berto talks trash on Fenix, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Berto drags Fenix up, sends him into the steel steps, and Fenix drops to his knees. Berto soaks up heat, then he stalks Fenix. Berto puts Fenix in the ring, covers, TWO! Fenix stays in this, and he CHIPOS Berto! Fenix eggs Berto on so Berto CHOPS! Fenix CHOPS, Berto fires a flurry of forearms! Berto DECKS Fenix with a haymaker! Berto soaks up heat while Fenix stirs. Berto drags Fenix up and suplexes, but Fenix knees him into a cradle, TWO! Both men stand, Berto BOOTS Fenix down! Berto cools things down but Fenix bails out. Berto pursues, eggs the fans on, then he storms up to GAMANGIRI Fenix against barriers!

Fenix sputters, but Berto looms over him. Berto drags Fenix up, puts him in the ring, then covers, TWO! Berto clamps onto Fenix’s arms for a motorcycle stretch. Fenix endures, fights around, but Berto just powers him back down. Fenix still fights, fires body shots, but Berto ROCKS him! Berto whips, Fenix KICKS, and Fenix runs, only for Berto to scoop and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fenix stays in this and Berto grows frustrated. Berto paces, then he scuffs Fenix. SmackDown returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Berto whisp Fenix to a corner, runs up, but into a BOOT! Berto comes back, Fenix dodges, Berto hits buckles!

Fenix goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Berto stirs, but Fenix kips up! The fans fire up as Fenix bobs ‘n’ weaves to CHPO, CHOP, and CHPO! Fenix CHOPS again and again, then fires up! The fans are with him as he whips Berto, but Berto reverses. Fenix goes up and up to FLYING HEADBUTT! Berto tumbles out to the apron, but Fenix RAMS him! Fenix bumps Berto off buckles, goes up and up to then DOUBLE STOMP Berto on the back! Berto falls to the floor and the fans fire up! Fenix feeds off that energy, and he builds speed to TORNILLO! Direct hit and the fans join in with “ANIMO!”

Fenix puts Berto in, somersaults and SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Berto stays in this but Fenix brings Berto up. Fenix fireman’s carries, but Berto powers out! Berto shoves Fenix to a corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Berto puts Fenix on the top rope to then springboard, FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO! Fenix survives #Chicharito but Berto just goes to a corner. Fenix rises, Berto runs up, sunset flip, and deadlift, SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives and Berto can’t believe it! Berto drags Fenix up top, CHOPS him, then climbs again. Fenix fires elbows and body shots! Then he jumps up to SUPER STEINER!!

The fans are thunderous while both men are down! Fenix crawls his way over, covers Berto, TWO!! Berto barely gets that arm up, but Fenix just fires up again! Seattle is with Fenix as he gets Berto up. Berto kicks, Fenix ducks, but the ENZIGIRI finds him! Fenix staggers, Berto whips, but Fenix goes Spider-Man! Rewind and HEEL KICK! Berto ends up in  corner, Fenix runs up, JUMP- NO, Berto catches Fenix and fireman’s carries! POP-UP SIT-OUT BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?! Berto is beside himself but the fans rally behind Fenix! Berto puts Fenix in the drop zone, climbs up, “This is Awesome!” MOUNTAINTOP MOONSAULT into boots!!

Berto flounders around, Fenix rises, and the fans fire up again! Fenix goes up the corner, tightrope walk for the GOODBYE AMIGO KICK! Then the JUMP SOBAT in the corner! Fenix hoists Berto up, tucks him in, MEXICAN MUSCLE BUSTER!! Cover, Fenix wins!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

Two weeks in a row, two fast ‘n’ furious matches in a row, and Fenix is on a hot streak! Santos returns to help Berto to his feet. Santos says that’s alright, but now he sees what Fenix is all about. Santos shows Fenix respect by helping him to his feet. Fenix is wary about this, but Santos wants Berto to shake Fenix’s hand. Berto does that, though rather reluctantly. Los Garza storms off, Santos shakes Fenix’s hand, but are there strings attached to The Emperor of Lucha showing respect?

 

Backstage interview with Roxanne Perez.

Byron Saxton is outside Nick Aldis’ office as he talks with The Prodigy. What exactly brings Roxie to SmackDown tonight? She says since Ava Raine won’t give her an answer on Stand & Deliver next Saturday, Roxie is taking things into her own hands. As the runner-up to this year’s Women’s Royal Rumble, Roxie would gladly compete for the WWE Women’s Championship, seeing as how she’s a real professional. Roxie is 23 years old and ready to steal the show, as clearly Tiffany Stratton can’t handle the pressure. But Tiffany storms in and asks if Roxie is seriously talking trash. Roxie should be the last person to do that.

The way Tiff sees it, Roxie could learn something from her. Uh, what could Roxie possibly learn? How to put on a fake little “helpless Tiffy” act? Roxie saw through Tiff before, and she knows Tiff’s true colors. Let’s just hope it doesn’t cost Tiffy the title. Well at least Tiff’s not the one coming to SmackDown begging for a match. Roxie says she’ll gladly watch Charlotte rip Tiff’s little Barbie head off. Aldis steps out of his office and wants them to calm down. Roxie will gladly take Tiffy on before Charlotte does. Tiff says if Roxie wants a fight, then Tiff will gladly share the spotlight Roxie so desperately wants, tonight! Right, Nick!?

Aldis says hold on. It has been quite a day. He will consider it. But in the meantime, they both need to cool off. Tiff storms off, Roxie mockingly waves tootles. Will we get Princess Tiffy VS Prodigy Roxie this close to WrestleMania Weekend?

 

WWE takes a look at the friendship of CM Punk and Paul Heyman.

They first met back in 2005, when Punk first walked into OVW. The Wise Man knew that Punk wasn’t the “next [insert name here],” he was the first CM Punk. He knew even then that “This was the guy.” And once the fans saw it, the whole game would change. Punk knows he owes his whole career to Heyman. The Paul Heyman Guy would becoming WWE Champion, prove he was Best in the World, and everything else Heyman predicted. Heyman has been a friend, teacher, mentor, brother even, and Heyman says he admires Punk more than anyone else in this entire industry. But then in 2013, Punk felt he had to leave.

Punk guarded himself from a lot of people he met and became friends with in the WWE, and Heyman was no exception. And after 10 years away (a few of those years in another company), it was the second coming of the Second City Saint. WarGames, the WrestleMania main event Triple Threat, and now the favor… These two are back together again, whether Roman Reigns or Seth Rollins like it or not. But we also saw how Rollins almost ended that all just last Monday Night Raw. How will the Visionary saying Heyman owes him something derail Punk’s WrestleMania moment?

 

Chelsea Green checks on the Secret Her-vice.

They’re in medical, and she shouts through the door that she needs them to get better right now because she is literally about to wrestle up next. Zelina Vega smiles as she walks by, and mocks the tears. Zelina says the gauntlet match was so hard on Chelsea’s girls. Now she’ll have to do this all on her own like a grown-up! What’s she ever gonna do? Well, time to see what kind of champion Chelsea really is. Bye~! Zelina makes her way to gorilla, Chelsea panics and says she needs Piper & Alba, no matter what condition they’re in! Is The Green Administration about to fall apart at the seams?

Chelsea Green VS Zelina Vega!

SmackDown returns as Chelsea makes her entrance, alone. The bell rings and Chelsea throws her puffy skirt at Zelina! Chelsea TACKLES Zelina, throws down hands, then dribbles Zelina off the mat! Chelsea lets off to shout for Piper & Alba, but they’re not coming. Zelina rolls Chelsea up, TWO! Chelsea DROPKICKS Zelina down! Zelina tumbles out, Chelsea pursues, and THROWS Zelina into the barriers! Chelsea drags Zelina up, fireman’s carries, and SNAKE EYES Off the desk! Chelsea puts Zelina in the ring, shouts for her security detail, but the ring count is climbing! But it’s TEN as Chelsea slides in! Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by count-out

The fans boo, but Chelsea is angriest of all! She let her anger get the better of her, and now she’s lost! Zelina says next time, it’s for the title! Will we have a change of administrations in the near future?

 

Legado regroups backstage.

Santos tells Angel that he cannot say this enough! That was the kind of performance he needs out of Legado! But Berto, you said Fenix was a flash in the pan, and a flying lizard? All Santos has to say right now, he’s extremely disappointed in Berto. Santos tells Angel that they’re going to go find Fenix and properly congratulate him on a job well done. Angel pats his cousin on the shoulder, but he follows Santos. But then Andrade steps in and he tells Berto that was a good match. Andrade offers a handshake, but Berto doesn’t take it. Andrade knows Berto is upset. Fenix is a great wrestler, but so is Berto!

Andrade says Berto has heart, so he should keep his head up and be proud. Berto tells Andrade to mind his own business. Berto storms off, but could El Idolo be right about Santos not appreciating his team?

 

Naomi speaks.

“Leech. Scum. Opportunist. There are so many words that describe you, Jade. But the one word that fits you to the core, is snake. Had I not pushed you off that ledge and onto that windshield, HAHAHAHAHAHA…! I know that it would’ve eventually been me. Once I got you out my way, I took my rightful place as champion. Bianca and I grew an even stronger friendship. But now that you’re back, Bianca won’t even LOOK at me! But it’s okay. Because there’s no more of this fake loyalty. I’m doing what’s best for me, and I’m gonna get mine. At WrestleMania, I strongly advise you to proceed with caution.”

Jade Cargill responds.

“Naomi, you thought that you could weather the storm by ducking ‘n’ dodging me. But now, the moment is here. Time has run out. I’m not just angry. I’m pissed. You came at me because you thought you knew what was best for me? You don’t. You tried to take me out because of your own insecurities. Lemme ask you this: What happens to a star when it starts to fade? They try to steal the shine from someplace else. That is what this is about. The Glow is fading. And Naomi, you’re trying to stay relevant in each and every way. That is what this all is about. You were jealous that I came in with so much star power, so much aura, so much glow.

“And this WrestleMania, I’m not a rookie anymore. I’m your biggest threat. Because a storm is coming.” Jade and Naomi have drawn the battlelines, who will survive when they put it all on the line?

 

Cody Rhodes is here.

Awaiting him in the ring are various iterations of THE WWE Championship, from the earliest blue leather strap, to the “Winged Eagle,” to the Undisputed WWE Championship of the early 2000s, to even the Spinner Belt that John Cena first created… The fans sing along with Cody’s song, “WHOA~ OH~!” and Cody gets his pyro. Cody continues to the ring, he high-fives the front row, and “WHOA~ OH~!” we get the second pyro. Cody steps into the ring with his Undisputed WWE Championship, then places it on a pedestal in the center. Cody picks up a mic while the fans cheer, and Cody gets the fans to get a bit louder.

The fans sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and Cody revels in it. Cody then says the fans have him all flustered. He thanks Seattle, they’ve always been good to him. Whether it is the sold out arena here tonight, or when Cody was in Defy. “Now, this is the tangible definition of realized potential. It is the denotation of excellence, the metric that stands. This right here (the current Undisputed WWE Championship) simply says, ‘You are the best wrestler in the world.'” The fans cheer that! Cody says he is blessed to be able to carry this and its mighty weight. But it won’t always be Cody. That is what WrestleMania has become.

This is not just a match between two men. It is about the right to keep this title at home. It is about the next 20 champions. Whether that is one of Shawn Michaels’ NXT kids watching WrestleMania intently, or WWE ID talents! Maybe there’s a young man in Seattle here tonight, wanting to grow up and wear this one day! It is about those champions! Then there is one man trying to take all of that away. The fans boo, because that man is John Cena. The fans duel, “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cody continues by saying, “John Cena has neglected to make Seattle part of his farewell tour.” The fans boo that!

Cody says Cena will be on SmackDown for Las Vegas. It would be cowardice on Cody’s part to rebuttal Cena’s remarks from London. One thing Cena said that stuck with Cody is that Cena referred to the placement of Cody’s tattoo. Cena claimed that Cody’s neck tattoo makes him a “common fan.” The fans boo that, but Cody says, “So what?” Cody has this tattoo for the same reason he wears the suit. It isn’t because Cody thinks he’s somebody, it is because Cody wants to BE somebody! Cody goes down the line with the titles now. “Is that somebody who can sell out the world’s most famous arena 188 times to the rhythmic chants of his own name?

“Is that somebody who can sit up each and every night, even with broken ribs, and become WWE’s Phenom? Is that somebody who can set the world ablaze with Latino Heat?” The fans chant “EDDIE! EDDIE!” but then Cody comes to the Spinner Belt… “Or is that somebody who can carry a company on his back through good times and bad for 10 years? John Cena… John Cena looks at this and considers it a bad thing. I don’t. I see it as a man who was trying to break the wheel. A man who was trying to find himself. Does that sound familiar?” Cody brings up how Cena claims Cody doesn’t know himself, doesn’t present himself authentically.

“Here’s what I do know, John: I’m the WWE Champion and you are not!” The fans cheer that! Cody says Cena is always teaching and preaching. Maybe this is the one time Cody can teach Cena something. Something that Cody saw his father, Dusty, struggle with as a career Babyface, and it is very simple. “John, they are allowed to love somebody else. Hell, I call myself the Captain here, but I’m part of a roster that has CM Punk, Randy Orton, Jey Uso, Rhea Ripley, Liv Morgan, AJ Styles, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, just to name a few! We make each other better!” The fans fire up for that! Cody says he found himself with the unenviable task, but it is in his nature to want that task.

Cody has to halt history with Cena’s record setting title win so that we can have history at all. Cena is a man of his word. Cena says he’s leaving, he means it. He says he’ll take the title into retirement, he means it. So here’s some honesty from Cody. Cody will tell Cena the same things he told Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns: “I do my best work when I’m backed into a corner. I don’t flinch, I fight, I wrestle. That’s right, John, the bell is gonna ring! And when it does, and this is over, I leave you to this ring to have your moment. Your moment to say goodbye.

“It would be clever for me to tell John, ‘Your time is up, my time is now.’ But John, you’ve known your time is up for quite some time, and that’s why you did what you did. And one day, MY time will be up soon. But until then, this is timeless. And THIS stays home. This stays with US!” The fans cheer as Cody holds up the title. Will nothing, not even a desperate and angry John Cena, stop Cody now?

 

Backstage interview with The Street Profits.

Byron Saxton is with Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins and brings up that next week, WrestleMania Eve SmackDown, they defend their WWE Tag Team Championships against Motor City Machine Guns. How are the Profits feeling about that showdown? Ford says Profits, Motor City, Vegas, WrestleMania Weekend. They like MCMG. But they saw that video where MCMG said they don’t care about the gold jewelry, the checks, the grills, the reality shows. But quite frankly, you can’t care about things that you don’t have. But what else don’t they have? These titles.

Dawkins says MCMG has been all over the world, 20 years, but save the congratulations for the “IWC glazers.” Because the Profits run this division! But then The Miz & Carmelo Hayes step in. Melo says, “Run this division? Y’all run this division into the ground. Yeah, MCMG, they road warriors. Y’all gassing them up. You wanna talk about a real road warrior? Let’s talk about The Miz!” Ford & Dawkins chuckle, but Miz asks if someone said a joke. Because the only joke he sees is the tag division being headed by these two clowns! Melo wants Miz to calm down but Miz says no, let him cook!

As talented as The Profits are, the mere fact those titles aren’t on WrestleMania is a slap in the face to every superstar that has held those titles, including Miz! Miz is a NINE-TIME Tag Team Champion! Time to put The Profits on notice and revive this tag division! Miz wants number ten, and he has the hottest prospect by his side! A true one-of-one, Carmelo Hayes! Together, they are Melo Don’t Miz, and they are AWES-H1M! And they most definitely want the smoke. Ford has Dawkins hold back. The Profits are focused on MCMG next week, but will they be seeing Miz & Melo soon enough?

 

Tiffany Stratton VS Roxanne Perez!

From words being thrown last week to fists being thrown before the show even began, it has been quite the week for the WWE Women’s Champion. But will she show this is still #TiffyTime? Or will The Prodigy prove she’s ready to do more than just stand and deliver?

SmackDown returns and Roxie makes her entrance. The bell rings, Roxie shoves Tiff, but Tiff shoves back. Tiff blocks the slap, but Roxie pulls hair! Roxie has Tiff in the corner, the ref counts, but Roxie lets off at 4. Tiff shoves Roxie down! Roxie gets up, Tiff headlocks, but Roxie pulls hair again. Roxie powers up and out, but Tiff runs her over! Tiff says it’s still her time, then runs, but she cartwheels over Roxie’s dropdown. Then she goes Matrix to avoid the lariat! Roxie rolls to headscissor and roll-up! TWO, and Roxie headlocks. Tiff powers up and out, but Roxie throws her down by her hair! The ref reprimands but things keep moving.

Tiff drops down but now Roxie cartwheels over. And Roxie SLAPS Tiff! The fans boo, but Roxie takes a bow. Tiff smiles, then SLAPS Roxie! Tiff THROWS Roxie down by her hair, arm-drags her around, then kicks low. Tiff reels Roxie in, the fans duel, and Tiff asks, “What time is it?” Snap suplex time! Tiff stomps Roxie, drags her up, and snap suplexes again! Cover, TWO! Roxie is tougher than that but Tiff stalks her to the ropes. Tiff drags Roxie in, Roxie grabs the apron skirt! The ref reprimands, Roxie lets go, and the ref fixes the skirt, allowing for Roxie to CLAW Tiff’s eyes! Roxie then POSTS Tiff! Tiff falls to the apron but Roxie goes out after her!

Roxie bends Tiff’s arm against a crossbar, then STOMPS! Tiff clutches her elbow and the fans boo, but Roxie says, “That’s how The Prodigy does it!” Roxie grins while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Roxie storms after Tiff, puts her in the ring, then grabs the bad arm. Roxie wrenches the arm, THROWS Tiff down, then drops a KNEE on the elbow! Tiff clutches her arm, Roxie talks trash, and Roxie CLUBS Tiff down. Roxie grabs the bad arm, wrenches it, then UPPERCUTS! Roxie wrenches and whips Tiff to a corner, runs up and UPPERCUTS! Roxie wrenches and wrangles Tiff for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Roxie keeps on Tiff by twisting the wrist and pulling on the arm! Tiff endures, Roxie mockingly claps using Tiff’s hand, then Roxie YANKS on the arm! Cover, TWO! Tiff toughs it out and goes to ropes.

Roxie storms up on Tiff, CHOKES her on the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Roxie drags Tiff around, pushes her onto the ropes, then CHOKES her again! The ref counts, Roxie jumps to STOMP Tiff down! Roxie stalks Tiff, drags her around and wrenches the arm. Roxie hammerlocks then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays in this but Roxie stays on her, and she YANKS the arm again! Roxie pulls on the arm but Tiff still endures. Tiff fights up, stacks Roxie, TWO! And it’s back to the straight armbar! Tiff fights up again, stacks, and deadlifts Roxie for a POWERBOMB! Both women are down, but Tiff crawls to the far side.

Tiff shakes out the bad arm while SmackDown returns to single picture. Tiff runs up to LARIAT Roxie! And LARIAT again! The fans fire up as Tiff handsprings corner to corner for a BACK ELBOW! Roxie sputters, Tiff whips, and SPINEBSUTER! High stack, TWO! Roxie stays in this but Tiff stays focused. Tiff drags Roxie up, reels her in, band manages a Canadian Rack! Roxie arm-drags free, then grabs the bad arm! Tiff rolls Roxie up first, TWO! Roxie runs, but into a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO! Roxie survives again and Tiff grows frustrated. Tiff drags Roxie onto ropes, then runs, but Roxie avoids the hip attack to UPPERCUT!

Roxie THROWS Tiff down, steps on her as she goes to the corner, then she makes sure Tiff is in the right spot. Roxie goes up, LIONSAULT, but onto knees! Tiff saves herself, then goes up, up, and- NO, Roxie anchors a foot! Tiff kicks free, but Roxie climbs up to SUPER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roxie runs, HANDSPRING KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO!! Tiff survives and Roxie is furious! Roxie drags Tiff up, talks trash, then SOBATS! Roxie hops on, but Tiff pops free! Tiff then cartwheels to Alabama Lift, and she swings Roxie around, but Roxie victory rolls it! TWO, and Tiff has it, TWO! Roxie runs, tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! CROSSFACE!!

Tiffy endures, fights around, reaches out, but Roxie kicks off the ropes to turn things! But Tiff uses that to fireman’s carry! ROLLING SENTON! Tiff goes up, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!

Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall

Roxie tried to swoop in and ruin things for Tiffany, but Tiff- WAIT! CHARLOTTE FLAIR IS STILL HERE?! She drags Tiff out of the ring and THROWS her into barriers! The fans boo but Charlotte POSTS Tiff! Charlotte SLAPS Tiff, drags her up, and TOSSES her over the desk! Security rushes out here but Charlotte jumps over the desk! She shoves Wade Barrett, Wade tries to tell her this is going to get her fired! Charlotte doesn’t care, but Wade keeps her from getting after Tiff again. Charlotte instead stands on the desk again, soaking up the heat from Seattle. Will The Queen be a witch in her attempt to take back the throne?

 

WWE reveals the WrestleMania 41 card!

On Saturday, April 19th, it will be:

  • Jade Cargill VS Naomi!
  • WWE World Tag Team Championships: The War Raiders VS The New Day!
  • Rey Mysterio VS El Grande Americano!
  • WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Jacob Fatu!
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton VS Charlotte Flair!
  • WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Gunther VS Jey Uso!
  • Main Event – Triple Threat: CM Punk w/ Paul Heyman VS Seth Rollins VS Roman Reigns!

Meaning on Sunday, April 20th, it will be:

  • WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez VS Lyra Valkyria & Bayley!
  • Sin City Street Fight: Damian Priest VS Drew McIntyre!
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship Fatal 4 Way: Bron Breakker VS Penta VS Finn Balor VS Dominik Mysterio!
  • AJ Styles VS Logan Paul!
  • WWE Women’s World Championship Triple Threat: Iyo Sky VS Bianca Belair VS Rhea Ripley!
  • Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS John Cena!

That’s 13 matches in all, but whose luck will run out when we roll the dice in Las Vegas?

 

LA Knight & Randy Orton VS Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga!

The Mega Star & The Apex Predator got just a taste earlier tonight, and now they want to have the full course! Will Knight & Orton use the BFT and RKO to serve up an L? Or will the would-be Tribal Chief and his Good Bad Guy make the WWE United States Champion easy pickings for The Samoan Werewolf?

SmackDown returns and Knight makes his entrance to join Orton in the ring. Solo & Tama then make their entrance, and the teams sort out. Knight starts against Tama and the fans rally up. Solo distracts, Tama attacks! The fans boo as Tama fires hands, but the ref counts. Tama RAMS into Knight again and again, then backs up to taunt Orton, “YEYEYEYEYE!” Tama runs in and SPLASHES! Tag to Solo, he smirks at Orton, and Tama feeds Orton to an ELBOW! Solo drags Knight up, bumps him off buckles, then fires hands. The fans let out the Maui “CHIII-HOO~!” while Solo taunts Orton, but then Knight fires hands in return!

The fans rally as Knight ELBOWS Tama, ROCKS Solo, and repeat! Solo runs up, Knight TOSSES him out! Knight hurries for his corner, but Solo runs in! Hot tag to Orton! Solo stops cold, but then storms up anyway, only for Orton to throw hands! Orton ROCKS Solo, Solo shoves Orton, but Orton comes back to LARIAT! Solo staggers up, Orton dodge shim, and then SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up, Tama returns, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM! Orton has Solo in the ropes, drags him out, DRAPING DDT! The fans fire up and Orton already hears the voices! Solo rises, but Tama gets in! Orton RK- NO, Tama shoves Orton into Solo’s SAMOAN DROP!

Tama BLASTS Knight, then he storms out while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Orton tumbles out of the ring, and Solo waits inside. Tama CLOBBERS Orton, the ref reprimands, but Tama tags in. Tama drags Orton up, to LARIAT him down! Tama paces, then he drags Orton back into the ring. Tama runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Orton stays in this but Tama grabs a leg. Tama drags Orton over, tags Solo, and they split the wishbone! Orton writhes, but Solo smirks as he paces between Orton and Knight. Solo puts Orton on the ropes to CHOKE him! Solo stops to taunt Knight, and this distracts the ref so Tama can BOOT Orton down! Orton sputters, but Solo taunts him to go tag Knight.

Orton crawls, Solo SLAMS Orton’s arm off the mat, then stands him up to HEADBUTT! Orton goes to a corner, Solo fires body shots and haymakers, but Orton eggs him on! Solo rains down fists, but Orton just gets up. Orton kicks low, fires hands, then HEADBUTTS! That wasn’t smart… Orton wobbles, and Solo HEADBUTTS Orton down! Solo says that’s why you don’t headbutt a Samoan. Solo drags Orton over, tags Tama, and Tama slingshots to SENTON! “YEYEYEYE!” Tama paces around, then DIVING HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO! Tama has Orton on the ropes, CLUBS him down, then tags Solo in.

Solo stays between Orton and Knight, drags Orton around and clamps on a chinlock. Orton endures, fights up, and he reaches out for Knight. Solo keeps Orton back, but Orton throws a haymaker! Orton reaches out, Solo keeps him back, but Orton throws another haymaker! And another! SmackDown returns to single picture as Solo desperately anchors Orton! Orton and Knight are fingertips away, but Solo UPPERCUTS Orton down! The fans rally, but Solo sucker punches Knight! The fans boo but solo mocks spelling it out. Solo clamps on a chinlock and grinds Orton down again. The fans rally and Orton rises up!

Orton stands, but Solo HEADBUTTS him in the back again and again! Solo squeezes tight, but Orton still reaches out! Knight reaches out, but Solo pulls Orton back! The fans rally even harder, but Solo HEADBUTTS Orton again! Solo holds onto the chinlock, but Orton powers up to hit a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Orton and Solo crawl, hot tags to Tama and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Tam with LARIATS and ELBOWS, and then a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Tama flounders to a corner but Knight stomps a mudhole! The ref counts, Knight stops at 4, then he runs corner to corner, KNEE WASH!

Solo is back in, but Knight dodges! Solo hits buckles, then gets a JUMP NECKBREAKER! Tama is up, but Knight scoops him for a POWERSLAM! The fans fire up as Knight spells it out! “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, Solo breaks it! SAMOAN SPIKE!! But Orton is back and he fires hands on Solo! Orton UPPERCUTS Solo outta the ring! Tama spins Orton around, but Orton RKOS first!! Orton then goes for Solo but Solo drags him out of the ring! They brawl on the outside, then into the crowd! The fans fire up as Orton CLUBS away on Solo! Solo hits back, the fight moves towards the stage!

Tama and Knight are still in the ring, the fans rally up, and both men rise up. Tama staggers into Knight, and a B F T!! Cover, Knight & Orton win!

Winners: LA Knight & Randy Orton, by pinfall

It indeed was an RKO and a BFT that served up an L to Tama & Solo, but wait! JACOB FATU slides in outta nowhere! SUPERKICK for Knight!! The fans are torn but Jacob runs to SENTON! Jacob HEADBUTTS away on Knight, then looks at the US Championship. Knight flounders to a corner, Jacob runs in and HIP ATTACKS! Jacob is geeked up and the fans fire up! Jacob has Knight down at center, and he goes to a corner! BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! The fans fire up as Jacob holds up the championship! But then he goes back up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! And then, as credits roll, ANOTHER BEST MOONSAULT EVER!!

Jacob Fatu brings out his usual viciousness, and Knight is sputtering for air. Will this be the scene on WrestleMania Saturday? Or can the Mega Star somehow survive the Samoan Werewolf?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, especially this close to WrestleMania. It also acts as a partial go-home with WrestleMania Eve SmackDown kicking off the huge weekend in Las Vegas. I believe the Andre the Giant Battle Royal will be that night, as has become the tradition. I really hope they actually use that to make someone into a big deal, it’s becoming more a formality than anything at this point. Good promos from the male tag teams tonight, such as DIY claiming conspiracy and Melo Don’t Miz claiming The Profits aren’t good enough as champions. Profits VS MCMG will be a great match, I just hope there isn’t interference that decides it.

The Women’s Tag Gauntlet was awesome stuff, and I’m actually surprised Lyra & Bayley won. Not only that, but that they ran the table. But at the same time, I did sense the Women’s Intercontinental Championship could be dragged into this. Liv & Raquel wanna go for the Two Woman Power Trip, I feel like a shot at Lyra’s title could be made through this story, too. The gauntlet also did a good job of plugging other stories, like Natty being upset with Maxxine and the Secret Her-vice being unable to help Chelsea. The count-out loss seems like they were trying to fit the match within the time constraints, but at least Zelina has her win.

Great promos from Naomi and Jade to hype up their grudge match, and great stuff with McIntyre turning the face-to-face into a blindside attack. Good promo from McIntyre, and I’m a bit surprised he played his hand here with the eyepatch reveal. Even so, that “Sin City Street Fight” is going to be great stuff, and it’s hard to say who wins that. Awesome match from Fenix and Berto, and that was probably Berto’s best showing in a long time. Santos praising Fenix and belittling Berto, then Andrade there to encourage Berto, this Legado story could take some intriguing turns, but I don’t see Fenix joining Legado.

They did a good job turning around last week’s awkward and even controversial worked shoot from Charlotte and Tiffany into something here tonight. Good promo and great match from Roxie and Tiffany, and a good win for Tiffany. Charlotte showing up was a given, though, even if they hadn’t played the “she was suspended” card. Charlotte gets some good Heel heat here, and presuming this is the final segment, this has to indicate that Tiffany retains at WrestleMania. And with Roxie showing up tonight, that also signals she is joining SmackDown per her call up. She’ll make a great addition to refresh the division, and maybe even go right for the top title to feud with Tiff.

Great promo segment from Cody. I really liked them putting the classic belt designs out there for Cody to use as visual aides, especially Cena’s spinner belt. Cena being here for the WrestleMania Eve SmackDown, who knows what’ll happen. Maybe we even get The Rock to really pour on the star power. Still hard to say what’ll happen in the title match, but I feel like Cena should win so that the story for the rest of the year is everyone desperately trying to get the title off Cena, even when Cena has The Rock’s backing. “Fighting against authority” has always been a strong, effective theme for WWE stories, so why not keep that going?

And of course, great stuff in both the US Championship story and the developing Orton WrestleMania match story. Good opening promo segment with Orton and Aldis to reference back to Orton paying $100,000 on a $50,000 fine. Solo & Tama coming out to confront Orton while also hyping up Knight VS Jacob was good stuff. Knight showing up to make the save was fitting, and we got a great main event tag match. Given how Orton and Solo brawled away to the back, that’s gotta be a frontrunner for the Mania match now. That’s a good match of multi-generation superstars, honestly.

Jacob having the last word with his trio of moonsaults on Knight, this might’ve been them giving away that Knight retains, but I kinda hope they go the other way. Not that Knight isn’t popular or a isn’t a good superstar, but Jacob might be on his way to equal popularity, and it’s clear he’s a better wrestler from everything he’s been doing in the ring. Plus, then there can be more tension between Jacob and Solo over who brought this title to the family and who is the alpha in the group.

My Score: 8.8/10

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