Coverage
Mitchell’s WWE Monday Night Raw Report! (7/16/18)
Will the Beast, Brock Lesnar, appear on the Raw After Extreme Rules to answer Kurt Angle’s Universal Championship ultimatum? Or are his priorities with MMA?
All images courtesy of the WWE’s official Twitter
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Triple Threat: Finn Balor VS Drew McIntyre VS Roman Reigns; Reigns wins and moves on to next week’s Universal Championship #1 Contender’s match.
- Dolph Ziggler VS Bobby Roode; Ziggler wins.
- Tyler Breeze VS Mojo Rawley; Rawley wins.
- Sasha Banks & Bayley VS Alicia Fox & Dana Brooke; Alicia & Dana win, by disqualification.
- The B-Team VS The Ascension; The B-Team wins.
- The Authors of Pain VS Titus Worldwide; The Authors of Pain win.
- Ember Moon VS Sarah Logan w/ Liv Morgan; Sarah wins.
- Triple Threat: Elias VS Seth Rollins VS Bobby Lashley; Lashley wins and moves on to next week’s Universal Championship #1 Contender’s match
PLAY BY PLAY
WWE and Raw pays respect to Masa Saito.
Raw General Manager, Kurt Angle, is already in the ring.
He thanks all the stars who competed last night in Extreme Rules. Their dedication makes him proud to be GM. However, there is one star who has shown very little dedication, and that is Brock Lesnar. Angle issued an ultimatum for The Beast to show up and/or agree to terms on his next defense, or be STRIPPED of the Universal Championship. He has not heard a thing from Lesnar or Heyman, so he will– Paul Heyman interrupts!
The Advocate wishes to tell the “ladies and gentlemen” of Buffalo, New York, that– Everyone knows who you are, Paul! But if Lesnar isn’t the one to come out, this is just a waste of time. Heyman sees it as very interesting that Angle says that, because his client, “the reigning, defending, undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion, BROCK LESNAR”, is not here. In that case, Angle strips– NO NO! Heyman hustles to the ring to speak face to face with Angle. With all due respect, Heyman feels Angle and the WWE Universe. They all think Lesnar doesn’t care about the WWE, and he only wants to be a UFC champion again. Nothing is farther from the truth! Lesnar loves being in the WWE. Lesnar loves being Universal Champion. Then where is he!?
Lesnar wants to represent the WWE as he challenges for the UFC championship. That way, when Lesnar is both, he elevates the WWE. Just like Angle being all the different champions with an Olympic gold medal. Well more power to Lesnar. But Angle still insists Lesnar defend his championship at Summerslam, or he is no longer champion! Heyman hears the fans chant, and must give his decision for Lesnar. Angle drives a hard bargain. Lesnar will defend his title at Summerslam. So on behalf of Lesnar, Heyman congratulates the fans for their voices reaching the company in demanding more Lesnar. They want more of the Beast, more of the Conqueror! The Network would be all Lesnar all the time! So it’s official: Lesnar defends his title at Summerslam, but it’s up to Angle to decide who gets “beaten, victimized and conquered”! Bobby Lashley appears!
The Dominator heads to the ring, fresh off his win over The Big Dog, Roman Reigns. Lashley has the fans chanting for him as he explains he did defeat Roman Reigns. But now he’s ready for the next step. Heyman backs up as Lashley says he’s going to beat Lesnar and win the Universal Championship! But now Drew McIntyre appears! And he wants Lashley to hold on just a moment. Why does everyone think McIntyre came back? To bolster the roster? To be in someone’s corner? No, he came back to change things and make sure Ziggler kept the Intercontinental Championship. He’s done that, and he’s on to Phase Two, just like Lashely. McIntyre enters the ring while fans chant “YES! YES!” because McIntyre wants at The Beast! But here comes Seth Rollins!
The Architect hits the ring, and he’s fuming over how McIntyre screwed him out of the IC title. Fans chant “Burn It Down!” while Rollins glares into the eyes of McIntyre. “Kurt, if you’re looking for an opponent for Brock Lesnar, I’m right here.” Angle smirks, but here comes Elias?! The Drifter is here in Buffalo and playing his guitar as always. Elias heads to the ring, because he has a question: Who Wants to Walk With Elias?! But questions aside, Elias knows “there’s a lot of noise going on in this ring.” Nothing sounds better than Elias as Universal Champion. Next week, 7/23/18, Elias’ debut album drops! Therefore, ride his wave of success into Summerslam and put Elias VS Lesnar on. But wait, here comes Finn Balor!
The Extraordinary Man and the original Universal Champion joins everyone else, saying that “what makes sense” is the answer to this question: Who was the very first? It makes sense for us to get Balor VS Lesnar. But here comes Roman Reigns! The Big Dog may have lost to Lashley last night, but Greatest Royal Rumble is still the chip on his shoulder. He joins all the other men in the ring, and admits he has no excuses. Roman doesn’t care who, he just wants a fight tonight. Angle knows they all deserve something, so we’re going to divide things into Triple Threats. The winners of those move on to #1 contender’s match, that man goes on to face Lesnar. It’ll be Elias VS Rollins VS Bobby Lashley, then McIntyre VS Balor VS Reigns. That latter triple threat is RIGHT NOW! Who moves on down this Road to Summerslam?!
Angle encounters Baron Corbin backstage.
What does he think he’s doing? Two triple threats? Did he get authorization? Angle didn’t think he needed to. That’s the problem! And why wasn’t Corbin in one? He wasn’t deserving. But Finn Balor does? Yes, because Finn beat Corbin. Think about that!
Triple Threat: Finn Balor VS Drew McIntyre VS Roman Reigns!
Finn is coming off a win over Constable Corbin and the Scottish Terminator helped the Show-Off screw over Seth Rollins while The Big Dog actually lost to The Dominator. Who will come out with this very important win to take one step closer to a match with The Beast in Brooklyn?
The bell rings and we begin. McIntyre rocks Finn but Roman throws hands on McIntyre. McIntyre shoves Roman away but Finn returns to throw hands, too. Roman comes back as Finn is pushed away. Roman lifts McIntyre, but McIntyre escapes, only to get an uppercut. Finn rolls Roman, TWO. McIntyre bulldozes both Roman and Finn! McIntyre bumps Roman on a buckle then chops and punches away. He goes to Finn to chop him, too, then stomps Roman down. McIntyre brings Finn up but Finn hits back. Finn dropkicks McIntyre, then Roman clotheslines McIntyre out. Finn clotheslines Roman out, then builds speed to FLY! The inaugural Universal Champion flexes before putting McIntyre in the ring.
Now Finn chops and whips, but McIntyre reverses and hard. Roman returns, but is thrown overhead! Cover, TWO! McIntyre grimaces down at Roman as he stomps his ear and hand. He drags Roman up and throws a haymaker. Roman staggers but is bumped off buckles. McIntyre throws more hands, but Finn comes in to throw hands on McIntyre. Finn gets run over, and Roman gets a boot. McIntyre looms over them both, then drags Roman up for a big suplex. Cover, TWO! McIntyre leaves Roman alone to go after Finn. He stomps Finn then bumps him off buckles. McIntyre chops Finn, then goes back to Roman. He throws hands on Roman, then covers, TWO. McIntyre rains down rights while covering, TWO by an inch.
McIntyre throws more hands, then goes after Finn. He blasts Finn to the floor, then glares at Roman. McIntyre brings Roman up for a neckbreaker. Cover, TWO, and McIntyre grows frustrated. The Scottish machine is in control while we go to break.
Raw returns as McIntyre hammers away on Roman in a corner. He backs off at the ref’s count, then fetches Finn for an apron snake eyes. McIntyre throws Finn in the ring, then stomps away on both men. He stalks Roman for a bigger stomp, then goes over to Finn for a big toss into a corner. Finn boots back, then Roman runs McIntyre over! Roman rallies but McIntyre reverses the whip, only to get the leaping lariat. Finn hits Roman! He throws hands and whips but Roman reverses to clobber Finn with a clothesline! Fans are mixed as Roman clears his head. He aims at Finn on the outside, for the Drive- No, it misses, and Roman gets slingshot stomps! Finn brings Roman up, but McIntyre FLIES!
Finn evades and Roman is wiped out! And then Finn throws McIntyre into steps! Finn takes aim from the apron, and hits double stomps to McIntyre’s back! he and Roman return to the ring, double stomps for the Big Dog! Cover, TWO! Roman is gasping after all he’s taken, but fans are behind Finn. Finn drags Roman up but Roman powers him to a corner. Roman runs back in, but misses! Finn swing kicks from the apron, and Roman goes down! Finn climbs, but McIntyre uses a CHAIR! It’s legal in a triple threat, so no one can really complain. McIntyre targets Roman with that chair, but gets an uppercut first! Roman throws hands in a corner, then throws McIntyre across the way. McIntyre reverses to send Roman into the post, covers, TWO! We go to break with McIntyre back in control.
Raw returns again, and Roman hobbles over to McIntyre in a corner. He unloads the point blank clotheslines and gets all 10. Roman runs, and boots McIntyre down. Fans are mixed again as Roman locks and loads. Roman aims, but McIntyre SPINEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! McIntyre grows frustrated with how close yet how far he is from the win. He drags Roman up, prepares a powerbomb, but Finn has that chair! SMACK for McIntyre! And another! McIntyre goes out, but Finn goes after Roman! SMACK for Roman! And SMACK and SMACK and SMACK! Finn fires up, and so does the WWE Universe. Finn blasts McIntyre into barriers! Then he drags McIntyre up, but gets out as Roman SPEARS McIntyre into the timekeeper’s area!
Finn SLINGBLADES Roman! He puts Roman in, takes aim again, and Slingblades again! Finn takes aim a third time, but runs into a SUPERMAN PUNCH! Cover, TWO! Roman is shocked, and looks lost. Finn crawls away, dazed as he is, but Roman talks himself back into this. Fans duel as Roman stands up and fires up. Roman howls, but Finn knees the spear away. Then blasts Roman with the dropkick! Finn goes up while Roman’s down, COUP DE GRACE! Cover, but McIntyre drags Finn off!
Finn fires forearms but McIntyre throws knees. McIntyre puts Finn into steel, then puts him into the ring. McIntyre wants someone to get up. Finn sits up first, but SUPERMAN Punch! Roll up from Finn, TWO!! SUPERMAN PUNCH! Roman runs into a Glasgow Kiss, aka a stiff headbutt, from McIntyre. McIntyre runs, but misses Roman and hits Finn! SUPERMAN PUNCH! SPEAR to Finn! Cover, Roman wins!
Winner: Roman Reigns; moves on to next week’s #1 Contender’s match
The Big Dog is busted up but HE is the one moving on. He found a way to be the one to hit last, but will he be the one to punch his ticket to Brooklyn?
Bayley meets with Kurt Angle backstage.
But where’s Sasha Banks? Still in the locker room. Classic Sasha, only caring about herself. Which means the friendship counseling didn’t go well. Bayley tried to meet Sasha halfway, but for some reason, it didn’t work. They might never ever be friends again. Angle realizes he should’ve settled things in the ring. They’re gonna team up against Dana Brooke & Alicia Fox. That’s not a good idea right now. No, they’re so good together. If they don’t win, one of them is off to SmackDown.
Dolph Ziggler heads to the ring!
The Show-Off #AndStill the WWE Intercontinental Champion not only had Drew McIntyre on his side, he got lucky with the countdown as a last-second Curb Stomp was just a second too late. Either way, Ziggler smirks as he addresses Buffalo, saying “All I did was everything I said I was gonna do.” He put on an “absolute clinic”, and is the Ironman Intercontinental Champion! Ziggler knows something special happened last night, as the IC title main-evented a PPV for the first time in 17 years. That wasn’t because of Rollins. Ziggler came back to put everyone on notice, but he does give credit where it’s due. Rollins has Ziggler’s respect when it comes to making the IC title what it is today. “But you’re no Dolph Ziggler, brother.” Ziggler beat Rollins five times! But here comes Bobby Roode!
The GLORIOUS One and Dolph Ziggler have had matches in the past over the United States Championship on SmackDown, but now Roode and Ziggler are here on Raw. Roode knows Ziggler is giving credit where it’s due, but what about McIntyre? If it wasn’t for him, Ziggler wouldn’t be able to brag right now. Ziggler should be on his hands and knees thanking McIntyre. Otherwise, he might be telling some bad jokes at some comedy club. That’s right, while Ziggler was headlining Extreme Rules, Roode had fun watching from the sidelines. To be honest, the sidelines suck, but Roode is out here to challenge for the title, right now! Fans like the sound of that, but Ziggler doesn’t look to defend his title. Is he afraid he can’t do it alone?
Ziggler decides to get a referee out here so they can! The referee heads out to the ring, and it’s happening! Oh, but not for the Intercontinental Championship. Sorry about that.
Dolph Ziggler VS Bobby Roode!
Roode is upset but he still takes it out on Ziggler. Ziggler manages to deny the DDT and get Roode into a hammerlock. Roode resists but Ziggler shifts to a headlock. Roode powers out but Ziggler runs him over. Ziggler runs but Roode hip tosses him down! Roode gets the headlock takeover, then grinds Ziggler on the mat. Ziggler works his way up, then puts Roode in a corner. They break, but Ziggler kicks low. Ziggler puts Roode in a headlock takeover of his own, and even traps an arm. Roode works his way out as they go around the mat. They stand up, and Roode pries his way out to his own headlock on Ziggler. Ziggler powers out, but Roode runs him over. Roode runs, then throws Ziggler out! Ziggler hits the floor hard while fans fire up.
Roode waits for Ziggler, but then slips out the side. Ziggler manages to stand but Roode bumps him off barriers. Roode puts Ziggler back in the ring but Ziggler rolls to the other side. Ziggler wants a time out but Roode walks over. Ziggler yanks him back out, then dropkicks him on reentry! Cover, TWO! Roode gets to a corner but Ziggler brings him up for a chinlock. Roode endures, and gets up to his feet. He fights back but Ziggler knees low to then drop Roode with a neckbreaker. Cover, TWO! Ziggler grows frustrated with his old foe, but he puts Roode in a corner. Roode hits first with haymakers and chops. Roode backs Ziggler down, then whips him corner to corner. Ziggler reverses but Roode comes out with the clothesline! Ziggler yanks Roode into buckles now, then backs off while we go to break.
Raw returns to Roode stuck inside the sleeper hold and body scissors from Ziggler. Roode feeds off the rally from the fans and gets his second wind. They stand up and Roode fights back. Ziggler kicks low, then runs in at Roode, but into a back elbow. Roode boots Ziggler back, then dodges him in a corner. Ziggler’s splash hits buckles, but he slips out of the back suplex. Ziggler goes for another sleeper hold, but Roode rolls through. Roode rallies, then whips. Ziggler kicks him away, but he still runs into a yurinagi slam! Fans fire up for Roode and he hits the corner clothesilne. Ziggler denies the bulldog but gets boots. Roode hops up, GLORIOUS Blockbuster! The fans fire up as Roode winds it up… GLORIOUS Pose!
The kick, but Ziggler counters the DDT and sits on the sunset. TWO, but Ziggler misses the Famouser. Roode rolls him, Ziggler rolls back, but Roode does i back. TWO, and still no DDT, ZIG ZAG!! Cover, TWO!? How?! Fans rally up for Roode while Ziggler takes aim. Ziggler tunes up, just like last night. He takes aim, but Roode blocks the kick to get the catapult! Ziggler his buckles, then walks into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Roode keeps his cool while Ziggler rolls to the ropes. Roode drags Ziggler up on the apron but Ziggler hotshots back. Ziggler goes for but is denied a Zig Zag. Roode boots Ziggler away, then hops up, but has to jump over. The legs give out, and Ziggler kicks them, but Roode denies the DDT to get a SUPERKICK instead! Cover, Ziggler wins!
Winner: Dolph Ziggler, by pinfall
The Show-Off wins cleaner than last night, but either way, he’s still a winner. Will Ziggler encounter a challenger worthy of a match on the way to Summerslam?
Bobby Lashley speaks.
They say the Beast fears no man. Lashley says the Beast has never faced someone like him. Lashley vows to be the next Universal Champion, but what will it take to get through both Seth Rollins and Elias in their Triple Threat?
Mojo Rawley “applauds” Bobby Roode.
“And you’re supposed to be Glorious?” Mojo grins at the defeated Roode before walking away. Roode doesn’t have a response, but will he give Mojo one next time they meet?
Tyler Breeze VS Mojo Rawley!
Now the Man with #KillerInstinct heads to the ring and goes against Prince Pretty. Will Mojo fare better than Roode did against Ziggler? Or will he be the one shown up?
The bell rings and Mojo goes right at Breeze with shoulders in the corner. He throws Breeze out, but Breeze dropkicks and clotheslines Mojo out! Breeze slingshots but misses, and Mojo POUNCES! Mojo glares down at Breeze, then puts him in the ring. Cover, TWO, so he tries again. ONE, and Mojo puts Breeze in a half-nelson. Breeze endures while fans duel between them. Mojo says Breeze just has to tap and it’ll be over. Breeze refuses, but can’t get away from Mojo. Cover, ONE, but Mojo still has the half-nelson.
Breeze continues to endure, and sits up again. Mojo powers up but Breeze sunset flips! TWO, and Breeze hits an enziguri! He hits a forearm in the corner, then whips, but Mojo reverses. Breeze holds ropes to dump Mojo out, but Mojo leaps back in! Mojo corner splashes, then hits THE Pounce! Mojo stalks Breeze to a corner, and hits the LIGHTS OUT Forearm! He’s still not done, he gives Breeze an Alabama Slam! Cover, Mojo wins!
Winner: Mojo Rawley, by pinfall
The Killer Instinct is strong in Mojo. He grins as he stares down at the defeated Breeze. Will he do the same to a champion in the future?
Sasha Banks & Bayley VS Alicia Fox & Dana Brooke!
Kurt Angle issued an ultimatum to these two friends on the rocks. If they can’t find a way to get along and win, one of them will be traded to SmackDown. Winning heals all wounds, but are these emotional wounds too deep?
Bayley and Alicia start and tie up. Alicia puts Bayley in a corner, then throws forearms. She wrenches and whips Bayley, but Bayley goes up and over. Bayley rolls Alicia, TWO. Alicia gets to ropes for safety, but then sucker BOOTS Bayley down. Cover, TWO! Alicia tags in Dana, then whips Bayley in for Danan’s handspring elbow. Dana stomps away, then puts Bayley in a corner. Dana runs in again but misses, so she makes sure to hit Sasha first. Bayley hits Dana back, then runs to run her over! Bayley throws hands but Dana gets away. The Huggable One still rallies, and hits Alicia for good measure. She elbows and wacky waving- gets run over! Dana throws Bayley out hard, and Alicia slaps away.
Sasha comes over to save Bayley, but then Dana gets Sasha. Sasha throws Dana down HARD, then rams her into barriers. She puts Alicia into the apron, but the referee keeps shouting for her to stop. She doesn’t and she hits a double crossbody! The ref has no choice but the ring the bell.
Winners: Dana & Alicia, by disqualification
Was Sasha saving a friend in need? Or just getting hers while she could before someone gets sent to SmackDown?
Bayley confronts Sasha backstage.
Why did she do that? Sasha wants to leave, but Bayley wants to talk. Sasha won’t let someone else beat Bayley up. So she cares? yes, of course! She always has! But Sasha hates talking about feelings. Sasha loves that Bayley is a good person to everyone, and that she’s a role-model to little girls, or that she’s always there when Sasha doesn’t ask her to be. Why can’t Bayley get it? Sasha loves Bayley, ok? She said it. Sasha storms off, but will this be the last time they’re both on Raw?
Backstage interview with Braun Strowman.
The Monster in the Bank threw Kevin Owens off a cage! Does he have any regrets? Actually, he does. He regrets he wasn’t’ able to congratulate Kevin on the “win”. Why didn’t Strowman step up when all the others did for a chance at Lesnar? Because he has the briefcase! It doesn’t matter who wins, and whether they win against Lesnar, Strowman has his shot anytime, anywhere! Will everyone #GetTheseHands in the end?
The B-Team VS The Ascension!
And don’t adjust your television, they ARE the new Raw Tag Team Champions! They shocked the world by overthrowing WOKEN Hardy & Bray Wyatt, then celebrated all night long! Will they still be celebrating after this match tonight?
Raw returns as Konnor looms over Axel. The bigger Konnor stomps away, then back elbows Bo as he comes in. Axel kicks back, then throws Konnor into the post! Bo tags in and adds on with hammering fists. Bo then adds mudhole stomps, and fans cheer for the champs. The Revival are watching backstage while Axel tags in. Bo hits a clothesline, then feeds Konnor to the DDT. Cover, TWO! Axel facelocks Konnor, but Konnor uses his strength to head for Viktor. Axel piggybacks and clubs Knnor down, but is pushed away. Hot tags to Bo and Viktor, but it’s Viktor who rallies.
Viktor chops and chops then whips Bo corner to corner for a big back elbow. He whips Bo again, but Bo dodges. Viktor goes up, flying knee! Cover, but Axel breaks it in time. Konnor hits Axel, then dodges Bo. Axel dumps Konnor out, and Bo back elbows Viktor. Tag to Axel, Neck B-reaker! Cover, B-Team wins!
Winners: The B-Team, Axel pinning
The “undefeated” streak continues! They celebrate all over again, but the Deleters speak tot hem from inter-dimensional space. Enjoy your moment of glory, but understand that it won’t last. The B Team disrupted the divine equilibrium in a rematch for the titles. Bray & Hardy vow to take those belts back, and then DELETE the B Team Forever~! Will it be an eternal erasure for Bo and Axel?
Alexa Bliss & Mickie James head to the ring!
It was thanks to the six-time Women’s Champion that the Goddess managed to survive “kendo sticks, chairs, trash cans, bullies and overrated rookies” to still be Raw Women’s Champion. “What an upset, right?” She knows the fans thought “poor little Alexa” was gonna lose to “big bad Nia”, but they were wrong. Alexa wrote the final chapter in her story with Nia, with a happy ending: the One True Goddess victorious. She has dominated the Women’s Division for so long, because her strongest muscle is her brain. She out-thinks everyone, but outsmarting Nia wasn’t that hard. Alexa says she’s officially beaten everyone in the locker room. But fans remind her of “Ronda Rousey!” She hears them, but Ronda doesn’t count. Ronda is not here because she’s suspended! And after last night, it should be indefinite! Ronda was just a fan last night, but now she’s here again!
The Rowdy Woman makes her way down the stairs, despite her suspension still in effect for another 48 hours. Mickie & ALexa make a run for it, but Ronda is already on the stage! They run the other way, but Ronda chases them down! She grabs Mickie first, for that same Rowdy Slam! And the ARMBAR! Alexa works to save her friend, and referees help her out. Ronda glares at Alexa as she retreats, but then runs her down! Ronda barrels through referees, Mickie AND Alexa! Fans are loving it as Ronda drags the Goddess up by her pink-tipped hair and puts her back in the ring. Ronda throws Alexa down, for the armbar!! Referees safe Alexa while Angle comes out to talk sense into Ronda. Angle wants Ronda to listen and calm down, especially after last night. Ronda has two more days, so just go home and wait it out.
But Constable Baron Corbin says the GM needs to do his job! Reprimand Ronda! Angle is right, add another week onto the suspension. A week!? No, Ronda spits in the face of authority, and all she gets is a week? Stephanie’s not gonna be happy about this. Wait where is Corbin’s phone? Hold on, he has to go get it. But uh, Angle has it. But anyway, Ronda’s suspension will be up, but she will get a match with Alexa, unless she pulls another stunt like this. Don’t worry, the match she’s getting is a Raw Women’s Championship match at Summerslam! Alexa & Mickie protest, but Ronda is just fine with this deal! Seven more days on her suspension for a title match return is fine by her and the fans, but what about Corbin and Stephanie?
Backstage interview with Seth Rollins.
The Architect wants at Brock Lesnar, but between the Triple Threat tonight, Roman Reigns next week and the wear on his body from Sunday’s Ironman match, how does he feel? To be honest, Rollins’ night wasn’t last night. But this will be his night, as will next Monday and Summerslam Sunday. If it’s Roman Reigns, his Shield Brother, “I gotta do what I gotta do.” He’s sure Roman will, too, so there’s an understanding between them. Can Rollins #BurnItDown against Elias and Lashley?
The Authors of Pain VS Titus Worldwide!
It’s a rematch between the destructive upstarts and the well-meaning veterans. Titus & Apollo know AoP are big, bad and strong, wanting to take respect, but that’s not how that works. You earn respect. Apollo tried what they did, but they’re not stagehands. They’re going to hit back and represent. Will their mission matter to Akam & Rezar?
The bell rings and Apollo hits Rezar but Akam hits him back. Titus gest in but Akam attacks first. Akam bumps Titus right off a post and lets him fall to the floor. Then he runs Titus over with a clothesline for good measure. Akam returns but Apollo enziguris and dropkicks! But Akam still powers Apollo to a corner. Rezar tags in, full nelson slam! Rezar talks trash in Albanian, then rams his shoulders into Apollo.
Tag to Akam, and Rezar atomic drops for Akam’s boot. Akam drags Apollo up and over, then tags Rezar back in. They work together for the double gut buster. Rezar taunts Apollo, then tags Akam back in. The AoP bring Apollo back up, for the LAST CHAPTER! Cover, AoP wins!
Winners: The Authors of Pain, Akam pinning
That makes it 2-0 for the duo of behemoths, and they barely broke a sweat. Will they bulldoze their way towards the tag team titles in no time?
The Riott Squad encounters the conga line.
No Way Jose and his buddies don’t stop them and their trouble making. They’re on their way out to see if they can finally get a win over the Prophecy of Flame!
Ember Moon VS Sarah Logan w/ Liv Morgan!
The Juvenile Delinquent is 0-2 against the former NXT Women’s Champion, but can #CountryStrong get the Squad on the board?
The bell rings, and they tie up. Sarah arm-drags but Ember handstands through. Ember gets a waistlock but Sarah standing switches to throw Ember down. Sarah drags Ember up but Ember resists. Ember endures the facelock, then reverses it onto Sarah. Sarah rolls through to reel Ember in, but Ember rolls her up. ONE, but Ember gets a waistlock. Ember slips around to lift Sarah, but Sarah resists. Sarah elbows out, then whips Ember to a corner. Ember goes up but gets a forearm that sends her down! The Kentucky Viking wants at Ember, and throws her into the ring. Cover, TWO, but Liv is confident Sarah has this. Sarah grinds her elbow and forearm into Ember, then drags her up to the ropes. She chokes Ember against them, then Liv gets a cheap shot in! Cover, TWO!
Sarah keeps her cool while she drags Ember up again. She suplexes but Ember small packages! TWO, and Sarah dodges a superkick to deadlift suplex! Bridging pin, TWO! Sarah grows frustrated, but she keeps focus as she puts Ember into an anaconda vice. Fans rally for Ember, and she rolls Sarah over. TWO, and Sarah keeps on the vice. Ember fights against it, then stands up. Sarah wrangles Ember back for a backbreaker, then wrenches on the vice. Ember endures and fights her way up again. She pops her hips back and slips out, then kicks Sarah away. Ember and Sarah slowly stand, but Ember slips out of the back suplex. She dodges Sarah to rock her with a right hand! Sarah staggers over, but into headscissors! They both stand up and Ember rallies! Ember gives several big knees, then runs to slide in for a complete shot!
Liv distracts on the apron but gets a forearm! Sarah rolls Ember up, TWO! Mule kick! Cover, TWO! Ember and Sarah crawl towards ropes, but Ember dropkicks Sarah out. Fans fire up, and Ember builds speed to DIVE! She wipes Sarah out but keeps moving. They go back into the ring, cover, TWO! Ember grits her teeth as she gets up to the top rope. She aims at Sarah, but Liv distracts again. Sarah trips Ember up, covers, Sarah wins!
Winner: Sarah Logan, by pinfall
This was not only Sarah’s first win in a 1v1 match, but she got it done against the War Goddess! Will this be the beginning of the Squad turning it around while they’re without their Riott leader?
“Ladies and Gentlemen: Elias.”
The Drifter realizes he’s in Buffalo, and is instantly depressed. But he can save everyone with his debut album next week. Fans need to buy it, listen to it and let it heal them. What is the album’s name? The answer is simple, it’s the three words we all know: Walk With Elias! Amen to that. Now imagine the history he will make: number one recording artist and Universal Champion. All he has to do is will himself through this performance. But first, shut up so he can sing the song for him and only himself. Elias begins playing, but no one stays quiet.
“Brock’s got to go, I’m in Buffalo.” Triple Threat ain’t no match for him, he’d rather watch paint dry than hear Lashley speak. Seth Rollins go take a DIVE off Niagra Falls. Elias could be IC champion but Rollins cheated. Speaking of Rollins, he interrupts and gets this show going.
Triple Threat: Elias VS Seth Rollins VS Bobby Lashley!
The Drifter has been campaigning for a chance against The Beast for some time now, while The Kingslayer hopes to become The Beastslayer. They both will have to deal with The Dominator first, who will move on to then face The Big Dog next week?
But as Lashley makes his entrance, Elias attacks Rollins! Lashley runs in, and the referee keeps the peace in order to check on Rollins. Rollins wants this match to happen, so the bell rings. Elias goes after Rollins again, but Lashley pulls Elias over to bump him off buckles. Lashley throws hands then bumps Elias again. He stomps and punches away, then whips Elias to the ropes. Elias bails out, but Rollins is there to run him over! Rollins sees Lashley in the ring, and leaves Elias behind to test the Dominater. Fans duel while they circle and tie up. Rollins gets a waistlock and headlock takeover. Lashley rolls him over to a cover, ONE, but Rollins holds on. They stand up and Lashley powers out. Lashley runs Rollins over, then knocks Elias away. Lashley throws Rollins in the headlock takeover.
Rollins keeps it from becoming a cover, and fans rally up. They stand, and Rollins powers out. Things speed up and Rollins dropkicks Lashley down. Rollins stalks Lashley to a corner for chops. He whips Lashley to a corner, but Lashley puts Rollins on the apron. Rollins springboards in but into a kick! Lashley grabs Rollins, but Elias comes in to knee Lashley down! Rollins rolls Elias, TWO! Elias dodges and sends Rollins into buckles, tot hen shovel Rollins up. Rollins spins to huricanrana, but gets a knee from Elias! Cover, TWO! Heyman, Angle and Corbin watch intently from backstage while we go to break.
Raw returns once more, and Elias has Rollins in a cobra clutch. Fans rally up and Rollins fights back. Elias still puts his weight on Rollins, but Lashley returns. Elias pin balls between Rollins and Lashley, getting a jawbreaker to clotheslines. Lashley throws Elias overhead, then grabs Rollins in a swinging neckbreaker. He runs in at Elias for a shoulder tackle, then the vertigo suplex. Rollins kicks Lashley but gets tossed overhead. He lands on his feet, but is hit with a powerslam. Elias runs in but for a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lashley takes aim but Elias bails out of the ring. Lashley pursues, but Elias throws him into a post. Rollins DIVES but Elias deflects him. Elias then throws Lashley into another post, and into the ring. He climbs up top, Macho Elbow! Cover, TWO! FROG SPLASH! But Elias throws Rollins out to cover, TWO!
All three men are down from exhaustion, but Rollins stirs. He drags himself back into the ring while Lashley slumps out. Elias sees him, and stalks him to a corner. He clubs away on Rollins, then shovels him up. Rollins fights out, wristlocks, but Elias elbows him away. Rollins boots Elias back, then hops up for a blockbuster! Cover, TWO! Elias gets to the apron while Rollins catches his breath. Rollins gets up as fans chant “Burn It Down!” for him. Rollins drags Elias up to the top rope, but Elias fights back. He clubs Elias then drags him up more. Elias still resists, and throws Rollins down. Elias adjusts, but Lashley returns! Lashley climbs up, clubs Elias, then grabs Elias for something. Rollins adds on, and has Lashley for the BUCKLE BOMB! Then he hops up to Elias, SUPERPLEX! Roll through, FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!!
All three men are down again, but Elias slumps out of the ring. Rollins sits up and sees he has two targets. He builds speed, and DIVES on Elias! Direct hit, and into the ring he goes. He DIVES on Lashley! Rollins returns to Elias, enziguri! Slingblade! But that’s not all, as Rollins fires up Buffalo with the “Burn It Down!” stomps. He aims at Elias, mule kick to CURB STOMP! Cover, but Lashley breaks it up just in time! They’re all done again, but Elias bails out again. Rollins goes after Lashley with a forearm, but Lashley gives it back. They brawl back and forth, but Rollins gets a furious edge. He runs, but into a BIG clothesline from Lashley!
Lashley lifts Rollins with the Vertigo Suplex! He drops Rollins down, then prepares his ace. He runs, but into a post! Roll up, TWO, mule kick! CURB- No, Elias dragged Rollins out! But he runs into a SPEAR! Lashley wins!!
Winner: Bobby Lashley, by pinfall; moves on to next week’s #1 Contender’s match
We get a rematch from Extreme Rules between the two alpha males of Raw! Both men are armed with Spears, but who will be the one to barrel their way into Brooklyn and a match with The Beast?
My Thoughts:
Well, if Extreme Rules was a mixed bag of emotions, this Raw was the epitome of that. The matches were all filler, no matter how you look at them. It was great that Heyman panicked over his client being stripped over his not-so-subtle self-serving as a two-sport fighter, but this was just fancy wrapping paper on Vince’s gift to himself. Roman and Lashley being in the contender pool, or even just Roman himself, makes it clear we’re getting an Extreme Rules rematch that makes us all realize: they should’ve just made this the stipulation for Extreme Rules! Spare us the semantics and get to the point. Vince wants Roman to have another go, and we all know it. The triple threats were all booked great, but that was just something for the live audience to enjoy more than anything. I hope Lashley wins again, but we can’t be sure anymore.
Everything else that happened tonight also felt slightly off. Roode VS Ziggler is a revisit from SmackDown, and is thankfully now about Ziggler being a weasel than Roode having a fancy entrance. However, it feels like it might be Roode VS Mojo instead as Mojo gets in Roode’s face before squashing Breeze. I still want Breeze to try his hand in 205 Live while Fandango recovers. Breeze might not get to be Cruiserweight Champion, but he can at least get good booking away from Vince’s direct control. However, Mojo and Roode might both get thrown into the Intercontinental Championship scene as Ziggler will need challengers as much as Lesnar. I’m slowly coming around on B-Team, just on how over the top they are about themselves, but with next week’s rematch, I hope we get something a bit more in story, such as a visit to at least one Compound.
Angle has added a Fourth “I” with “Incompetence” if he only just now figured out Bayley & Sasha could wrestle it out instead of talk. I doubt he’ll really trade one of them to SmackDown just because they’ve lost another match, but it was a good breakthrough for Sasha to admit she still does care for Bayley. I don’t know if this means their story shifts gears so we can try for that Women’s Tag Championship story, but that might be what saves this story before it’s truly too late. AoP winning was filler, but there’s still time before they’re just giant versions of The Ascension. Same for the Revival, depending on what happens with the tag titles. Good for Sarah to be the one to win for the Squad, but I’m not sure where the story goes without Ember having her own teammate.
The best part of tonight was actually Ronda appearing to attack Alexa and Mickie again. It was better than what I was expecting tonight, and is the one part of Raw that might actually be booked correctly. Ronda adds time to her “suspension” but that’s fine, because she’s getting her Summerslam match. Ronda better win, or else WWE will have shot themselves in the foot, again.
My Score: 7.5/10
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It’s a night of returns!
Tonight, The Kingdom, The Righteous, and ROH Women’s World Television Champion, Red Velvet, are all returning to Honor Club!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- ROH Women’s World Television Championship Proving Ground: Red Velvet VS ???
- Lance Archer VS Crowbar; wins.
- The Righteous VS ???
- The Kingdom VS ???
- Spanish Announce Project VS ???
- The Premier Athletes VS ???
- 8 Man Tag: Shane Taylor Promotions VS Mark Briscoe, AR Fox & Top Flight; win(s).
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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]
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Will this be pretty? Or gritty?
As Swipe Right leads WWE Evolve’s first faction, “Super” Sean Legacy & Timothy Thatcher stand against these vain villains! Which style will prevail?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Sean Legacy VS Jackson Drake w/ The Vanity Project; Legacy wins.
- Zara Zakher VS Aria Bennett w/ Layla Diggs; Zara wins.
- Carlee Bright w/ Kendal Grey VS KALYX; Carlee wins.
- Timothy Thatcher VS Bryce Donovan; Bryce wins.
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Stevie Turner is on stage.
The Evolve General Manager- Er, uh, Prime Minister is here to welcome us to tonight’s show, she is so excited for the night we have ahead. And to make things even more exciting, she is on the verge of finalizing a huge announcement. But then Zayda Steel frolics on out here to snatch the mic! And following right behind are Swipe Right, Jackson Drake & Bryce Donovan. As the tron shows, they are officially now The Vanity Project. Bryce is the only one not dancing like a goof to the music, and Drako Knox is in the VIP Lounge wondering what this is all about. The Vanity Project take the ring and Stevie is just as confused.
Brad Baylor takes the mic to say, “Please, please, please just do me a favor. Take a good long look at the five future superstars in this ring right now.” The fans boo and chant, “You Suck! You Suck!” Zayda says no, you suck! Brad says just look at who is here. There’s the Real Deal, Zayda Steel. The fans now chant, “Swipe Left! Swipe Left!” Brad says that’s kinda funny, cuz he’s pretty sure their girlfriends swiped right on them. Zayda laughs obnoxiously at the crowd, and Brad points out Zayda. But that thought going through your heads right now? The answer is NO, you can’t have her. The fans chant, “We Don’t Want Her!”
Brad moves on and points out “his guy,” Jackson Drake, The Carolina Reaper! #HeartbreakDrake! And just for the record, if you go to any frat party in North Carolina, he’s also known as the Wild Card. Stevie continues to not be amused. Then Brad says don’t forget Every Lady’s Dream Team, him and Ricky Smokes, aka Swipe Right! Fans chant “LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!” Brad says okay, okay, they have an issue with that? That’s fine, that’s cool. Because there’s still the big man, their heavy, Bryce Donovan! Please believe him when he tells you, no one wants to mess with Bryce. Commentary, social media, everyone here is already calling this group The Vanity Project.
That’s perfect! They’ll take it! Cuz yeah, that’s what they are. The fans continue to chant “Swipe Left! Swipe Left!” but Brad says they can go on and on, all he asks is that they just remember this moment. Remember it while they’re here, because The Vanity Project will take over Evolve! Stevie gets a new mic to say whoa, whoa, whoa. They don’t call the shots, SHE does. She is the PM of Evolve. But since Jackson Drake is already out here, he should have his match right now! Jackson is furious but here comes #SuperSean! It’s a revisit of the first Evolve main event, will Sean’s legacy grow as he gets another win?
Sean Legacy VS Jackson Drake w/ The Vanity Project!
The bell rings, the two tie up, and they go around. Sean wrenches, wristlocks, and then RAMS Jackson! And RAMS him again! Sean whips, Jackson reverses but Sean redirects and dropkicks the legs out! Then he DOUBLE STOMPS! And then DROPKICK again! The fans fire up while Jackson flounders around. Jackson goes to a corner, the fans chant, “That was Super!” Sean storms up, but Jackson ENZIGIRIS! Jackson then slips around to SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Sean is tougher than that but the Vanity Project coaches their guy. Jackson stands Sean up, back suplexes, but Sean lands out!
Jackson gloats because he doesn’t realize it! Sean runs up to PENALTY KICK in the back! Then a FRONT KICK! STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Jackson bails out to the apron but Sean runs and KICKS him down! Then Sean builds feed and FLIES! Direct hit and he even lands on his feet! “Who do you think you are? I AM!” The fans fire up as Sean puts Jackson in. Zayda & Bryce reach inside to help Jackson, but it’s also a distraction so Swipe Right can go after Sean! Sean kicks Brad away, but Ricky TRIPS Sean up! The fans boo, but the ref senses something is suspicious! He tells The Vanity Project that they’re EJECTED!!
The fans fire up and Swipe Right acts like they did nothing wrong! But the fans and Knox sing, “Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye~!” Jackson is a bit worried now that he’s all alone, but Evolve goes to break.
Evolve returns and Jackson has Sean in a cravat neck wrench. Sean endures, the fans rally, and Sean fires body shots. Sean fires forearms, then CHOPS! Jackson kicks low, but Sean rebounds to fire forearms! Sean brings Jackson to a corner, but Jackson blocks the buckle bump! Jackson elbows Sean, then blocks a shot to ROUNDHOUSE! Sean goes to a corner, Jackson runs corner to corner, but Sean ELBOWS him away! Sean goes up to QUEBRADA, and then inverted suplex for the SAVING GRACE! The fans fire up and Sean rises up! The fans chant “LEGACY! LEGACY!” and he storms up on Jackson.
Jackson takes a swing but Sean counter punches! And counter punches! And then swats the lariat to whip! Jackson reverses but Sean CLOBBERS him! And CLOBBERS him again! SOBAT! FRONT KICK! BOOT! GERMAN SUPLEX! Jackson flounders and Sean goes to the apron. Sean rises up, springboards, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Jackson survives the onslaught but Sean stays focused. The fans rally again while Jackson goes to ropes. Sean storms up on Jackson, but Jackson fights the torture rack! Jackson throws down elbows, but Sean powers through! But Jackson grabs the ropes! Sean puts Jackson on the apron!
Sean runs up, Jackson ducks the punch to HOTSHOT! Then he GAMANGIRIS! Sean staggers around, Jackson runs and handsprings, LETHAL INJECTION! Cover, TWO!! Sean survives the “In-Jackson” and Jackson is furious! Jackson aims from a corner while the fans rally up. Jackson brings down the knee, then takes aim, but Sean dodges! Sean comes back but Jackson SUPERMAN PUNCHES! Sean HEADBUTTS! Jackson LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Jackson and Sean stir, sit up, and head for each other. They fire hands as they stand and the fans love it! Sean fires forearms and an ELBOW!
Jackson ducks the haymaker, Sean ducks the roundhouse, but Jackson WHEEL KICK RANAS! Jackson runs, UNALIVING!! But Sean tumbles right out of the ring! Jackson is furious but the ring count is climbing. The fans rally up, Sean rises, and Jackson builds speed! But Sean slides in, and catches Jackson to a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Jackson survives again, but Sean hurries for the apron. The fans rally up as Sean drags himself up. Springboard, but he has to bail out as Jackson moves! Jackson dodges to ROCK, JAWBREAKER, KNEE, and KICK! Sean jumps the sweep to DROPKICK! Both men rise again, and Sean runs up!
Jackson dodges, Sean hits the buckles, and then Jackson POISON-RANAS!! Cover, TWO?!?! Jackson is losing his cool, but then he clamps on to CLAW at Sean’s bad eye! The ref reprimands, Knox and the fans protest, and Jackson lets go as the ref counts. Jackson storms up, but Sean KICKS Jackson away! And then SUPERKICKS! Jackson feints a right to KICK Sean! Handspring, and LETHAL- NO, Sean catches Jackson into the torture rack! SHAMBLES!! Cover, Sean wins!
Winner: Sean Legacy, by pinfall
The Carolina Reaper brought the heat, but Super Sean survives! Will nothing stop the Legacy from shining?
Kylie Rae speaks.
“Hi, Wendy Choo~! Ok, I just wanted to let you know, Wendy, that I am no stranger to darkness, okay? I have had to overcome every obstacle that life has thrown my way, in and out of the ring. Now I will admit that the darkness I felt under your blanket was a little… different. Different, ok? And I dunno who you are or what happened to you, but Wendy, I will not let that darkness consume me, ok? I know I can overcome you, and I am not afraid to face you again. Actually, how about next week?” Smiley Kylie is ready for another round, but will she just take another Dirt Nap?
Harlem Lewis and Keanu Carve meet for a Faceoff.
These two big men on parallel paths are now face to face to talk. Harlem tells Keanu, “Let’s be real. You and I both know that this tournament is coming down to us. And I promise you, I’m not losing. I’ma be the first person to leave that building with that Evolve Championship around my waist.” Keanu says, “It sound good. But it’s all empty promises. I beat the brakes off Luca. I smashed Trill. And I punished that boy, Gal.” Harlem says he also beat Trill. He beat Joe Coffey! But Keanu hasn’t beaten Harlem. Then it sounds like Harlem’s the only person in Keanu’s way. Guess so. Stevie Turner steps in.
Stevie says if they wanna go at it, take shots at each other, overlook the rest of the field, that’s fine. But they’ll be in a match together next week, as a tag team. What? That’s right, Keanu & Harlem VS Swipe Right. Keanu says Stevie just signed Swipe Right’s death warrants. As for Harlem, if he gets in Keanu’s way, he’ll be next. Can the two alpha males of Evolve work together as the most dangerous duo imaginable? Or will ambition and pride get in the way like always?
Zara Zakher VS Aria Bennett w/ Layla Diggs!
The big boys aren’t the only ones hungry for gold. The Petite Powerhouse and That Girl Aria are both hoping to get in on the eventual WWE Evolve Women’s Championship scene. They shake hands to show sportsmanship, but will this stay respectful knowing what the future holds?
The bell rings, the fans rally, and the two tie up. Zara waistlocks, wrangles and covers Aria, ONE! Ghost pin, TWO! Aria swings around and hits a crucifix takedown into her own ghost pin, TWO! Aria avoids the sweep to stylize the Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Zara and Aria step to each other but then back off, and the fans cheer the standoff. Aria and Zara nod and Zara offers a handshake. Aria takes it and the fans cheer the continued respect. They circle, tie up, and go around. Aria wrenches to a wristlock, and she grinds the arm. Zara whips Aria away but Aria no-hand flips over her! Aria arm-drags! And arm-drags again!
Aria grinds Zara’s arm, but Zara fights up to her feet. Aria slips under to BACKDROP, then she stands on Zara while keeping the wristlock. Zara fights up, Aria wrenches for a double wristlock takedown! Cover, TWO! Aria clamps back onto the arm and the fans rally up. Zara endures but is also a bit frustrated. Zara fights up, the fans rally, and Zara whips. Aria reverses, Zara ducks ‘n’ dodges, and Zara tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Zara then somersaults to RANA again! Zara taunts Layla a bit before she runs corner to corner and jumps up! But Aria stops the Monkey Flip to put Zara up top! Zara BOOTS Aria away and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE!!
The fans fire up as Zara hurries to facelock Aria. Aria fights up, Zara whips but Aria reverses. Zara goes up, but so does Aria! Zara fires forearms but so does Aria! Aria has the edge, then goes up, SUPER STEINER! Zara goes flying and the fans fire up! Cover, TWO! Zara toughs it out but Layla coaches Aria. The fans rally for “EVOLVE! EVOLVE!” and Aria runs up, ENZIGIRI! Aria then turns Zara for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Aria says enough is enough! Aria drags Zara up, wrenches and short arm- NO, Zara goes Matrix to dodge the lariat! Then CONTROL Z! Cover off the cutter, Zara wins!
Winner: Zara Zakher, by pinfall
Layla is the one stunned that Zara snatched that one away from Aria! Chuey Martinez is ringside to interview Zara. Chuey says back in the winner’s circle, and damn impressive. Does she still feel like the underdog? Zara says she always feels like the underdog. But did he see what she did? The fans cheer that! But then the lights go out! Zara is worried, and when the lights come up, Zara looks around. Oh no, is that a teddy bear?! Chuey knows that’s not for him. Zara walks over, takes the note off the bear, and yes, it’s from Wendy Choo. “KYLIE, I ACCEPT.” Wendy lets Smiley Kylie know it’s on, but why use a friend of Kylie’s to deliver the message?
The Vanity Project takes over the VIP Lounge.
Zayda rubs it in that they’re back~! They’re ready to watch the rest of the show from here, but Chuey says no, they got kicked out! Zayda SNATCHES Chuey’s mic, gives it to Brad, and Brad says hold on now. He just got off the phone with his parent’s lawyer, and the lawyer said that although they got banned from ringside, they have every right to be in the VIP section of the crowd. The fans boo, but leave it to this group to use a loophole. Will they be having any fun watching Bryce in the main event? Or will Timothy Thatcher make sure it’s a lesson in pain and suffering?
Carlee Bright w/ Kendal Grey VS KALYX!
While the former cheerleader is very happy for her best pal, #GrapplerGrey, Carlee herself is hoping to stay strong in the Evolve Women’s Division. However, she’s going up against the mysterious masked wrestler who is looking for redemption from her debut defeat. Will Kalyx create chaos as she climbs up the rankings? Or will Carlee keep the future sunny and bright?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Carlee. Kalyx dares Carlee to bring it, they tie up, and Kalyx KNEES low. Kalyx then SMASHES Carlee off her knee, then whips her to ropes. Carlee ducks ‘n’ dodges to DROPKICK! Carlee storms up, waistlocks, but Kalyx runs to the rope for a HOTSHOT! Then Kalyx CLOBBERS Carlee! Kalyx taunts Kendal, “This your girl?” Kalyx stomps Carlee’s hand, then BOOTS her down! Kalyx drags Carlee up, whips her to ropes, but Carlee KICKS her! Kalyx LARIATS in return! Kalyx snarls but the fans rally for Carlee. Kalyx drags Carlee up, whips her to ropes then ELBOWS her against them!
Kalyx runs side to side to ELBOW Carlee down! The fans rally and Kendal coaches Carlee, but Kalyx is right on Carlee to CHOKE and CLUB her at the ropes! The ref reprimands, Kendal tells Carlee she’s better than this. Carlee nods, but Kalyx grabs Carlee’s legs! Carlee kicks at Kalyx, but Kaylx YANKS her up! Carlee lands on her feet to fire forearms! Kalyx shoves Carlee, Carlee ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, IRON OCTOPUS! But Kalyx powers out to BACKBREAKER! Carlee writhes, but Kalyx says she’s not done! Fireman’s carry and- NO, Carlee sunset flips! CARLEE WINS!
Winner: Carlee Bright, by pinfall
Even Carlee is surprised! She celebrates with Kendal, and even Swipe Right wants to applaud, except Zayda tells them to stop, because that was nothing special. Maybe Zayda’s a bit jealous that someone else has the spotlight. But will Evolve’s future be less Steel and more Bright?
Timothy Thatcher VS Bryce Donovan!
The OG Evolve Champion stood with Sean Legacy against the shiny, whiny new generation, aka The Vanity Project. However, the enigmatic Paradox might actually have more in common with Thatcher than he does Swipe Right. Will tonight’s main event be a beauty? Or will it be a beast?
The bell rings and the two tie up. Thatcher CLUBS Bryce, grabs the arm, but Bryce fights around. Bryce waistlocks, Thatcher wrenches and wristlocks, and the fans cheer as he has the double wristlock. Bryce RAMS Thatcher into the corner, then ELBOWS him! Bryce clinches, but Thatcher fires body shots and an UPPERCUT! Bryce ROCKS Thatcher, CLUBS him on the back, then clamps onto the arm. Thatcher fires more body shots, then another UPPERCUT! Thatcher clinches to BELLY2BELLY! Bryce bails out, Swipe Right checks on him, and Zayda tells Thatcher to back off! The Vanity Project’s heavy is on his back foot, so to speak, and Evolve goes to break.
Evolve returns and Thatcher has a leg. Bryce kicks at Thatcher, but Thatcher still turns Bryce over for the HALF CRAB! And then Thatcher pulls on the leg so he can also dig a knee into Bryce’s neck, and then shifts around to KNEE Bryce in the side! Thatcher ties up the legs, Bryce grabs at Thatcher’s beard, but Thatcher KICKS him in the side! Thatcher goes back for legs, Bryce resists, but Thatcher still ties him up in a Deathlock! Vanity Project panics as Thatcher fishhooks Bryce’s face! The ref reprimands, but Thatcher pulls Bryce into a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Bryce pops free, rains down fists, then covers, TWO!
Bryce keeps on Thatcher with a facelock, but Thatcher fires body shots and another UPPERCUT! The fans rally, Thatcher reels Bryce in and underhooks! Bryce powers through and shoves Thatcher onto ropes. Bryce KICKS the ropes to jam Thatcher up, then LARIATS Thatcher down! Cover, TWO! Thatcher is tougher than that, but Bryce snarls as he throws off his shirt. Bryce CLUBS Thatcher, stands him up, and CLUBS him again! Bryce scoops Thatcher, SLAMS him, then KICKS Thatcher in the back! Cover, ONE, and Thatcher KICKS from below! The fans fire up but Bryce drops an ELBOW on Thatcher’s leg!
Bryce SLAMS Thatcher’s arm, covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Bryce clamps on a chinlock. Thatcher endures, fights around, and the fans rally up. Thatcher fights up, throws body shots, but Bryce ROCKS Thatcher! Bryce whips theN ELBOWS Thatcher down! Cover, TWO! Bryce stays focused on Thatcher, then storms up. Thatcher UPPERCUTS! Bryce ROCKS Thatcher! Thatcher tumbles out of the ring, Bryce goes out and POSTS him! Vanity Project cheers but the fans boo as Bryce leaves Thatcher behind. Thatcher rises up, the fans chant “You Suck!” but Bryce eggs them on. Thatcher snarls as he rises up, but Bryce grabs him by his hair!
The ref reprimands, but Bryce brings Thatcher up to suplex! Thatcher resists, throws body shots, then HEADBUTTS Bryce! Bryce wobbles, Thatcher tumbles back in, and Bryce brings Thatcher up again. BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Thatcher is still in this, and he BODY BLOWS! Thatcher underhooks Bryce, but Bryce powers up! Bryce hits a modified AIR RAID CRASH! The fans are torn as Bryce FALLING FOREARMS! Cover, TWO! Thatcher shows that true grit and the fans rally behind him! Bryce scoops Thatcher to SLAM him down, and then ELBOW- NO, Thatcher dodges! Thatcher goes to a corner. Bryce runs up, but only gets buckles!
Bryce staggers, he takes a swing, but Thatcher HEADBUTTS Bryce’s arm! The fans fire up but Bryce BOOTS Thatcher! Bryce clamps on, but Thatcher breaks free and DROPKICKS! Bryce staggers away to the ropes and the fans fire up for Thatcher! Thatcher reels Bryce in for the underhooks, but Bryce resists! Thatcher SLAPS Bryce, then reels him in, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Wait a minute, Swipe Right jumps the railing! Now that IS a violation of the ringside ban! But Thatcher DECKS Ricky and he scares off Brad. But Bryce gets Thatcher for the BLACK HOLE SLAM!! Cover, Bryce wins!
Winner: Bryce Donovan, by pinfall
The fans boo as the Vanity Project breaks the rules just to give their guy the edge over an OG Evolve Champion! Thatcher is seething while the Vanity Project celebrates.
But wait, we see Stevie watching this, and clearly she’s not happy. She says, “These guys are gonna be trouble.” But then Harlem and Keanu step up. Harlem says, “Not for long,” Keanu says, “Not after I beat the brakes off them boys.” Ricky & Brad don’t know what they’ve stepped into, but will they even be able to swipe right after next week?
My Thoughts:
A very good episode for Evolve, and I’m surprised Evolve has its first faction already. Plus, it is also a very complete faction already, with a tag team, two singles guys and even a female member, thereby covering all major divisions even before the titles have been introduced. I will say, it seems like Swipe Right, and Brad Baylor especially, are the front men of the faction, which is itself unique. And they’re already the top Heels of this brand because they’re that good at being stuck up and annoying. But them stepping on Stevie’s promo for their own was a good way to get to the opening match. Great match from Legacy VS Drake, but also great win for Legacy.
Good promo from Kylie to call out Wendy, and after a very good match from Zara VS Aria, nice touch of the teddy bear just appearing. Kylie VS Wendy really should be a stipulation based match to up the ante, but I could see them just have a standard match that brings out the best of both superstars. Good match from Carlee VS Kalyx, and it makes sense that Carlee gets herself a win so she isn’t just Kendal’s bestie. But at the same time, the more wins for each of them, the more likely it is they end up running into each other during whatever title tournament we get.
Speaking of which, I feel like tournaments were going to be Stevie’s announcement until she was so rudely interrupted. Harlem and Keanu said in their faceoff that they expected to meet in said tournament, and I have no doubt they will. Harlem & Keanu VS Swipe Right next week, that’ll be really good, but I feel like Harlem and Keanu are going to fall apart and that lets Swipe Right steal a win like they did tonight. Really good stuff from Thatcher VS Bryce, though if Thatcher wasn’t actually rattled, he did a great job acting like it. But of course the Heels cheat to win, adding to the heat. They will definitely be giving Stevie the authority figure a headache from now on.
My Score: 8.7/10
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