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Mitchell’s NXT TakeOver: WarGames III Results & Report! (11/23/19)

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NXT TakeOver WarGames III

Will WarGames once again be Undisputed?

There won’t be just one but TWO WarGames matches! The men and women of NXT will do battle inside the double cage just 24 hours before Survivor Series!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • TakeOver Kickoff – Isaiah “Swerve” Scott VS Angel Garza; Garza wins.
  • Women’s WarGames: Team Ripley VS Team Baszler; Team Ripley wins.
  • NXT Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Pete Dunne VS Killian Dain VS Damien Priest; Dunne wins and will challenge Adam Cole for the title at Survivor Series.
  • Matt Riddle VS Finn Balor; Balor wins.
  • Men’s WarGames: Team Ciampa VS The Undisputed Era; Team Ciampa wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the TakeOver Kickoff Show!

Join Charly Caruso, Sam Roberts and Pat McFee as they recap and predict the action.

BREAKING NEWS!

Mia Yim was attacked backstage! Team Rhea’s Head Baddie in Charge is out in a daze, and the captain is pissed. They need an emergency fourth, but who will it be?!

 

TakeOver Kickoff – Isaiah “Swerve” Scott VS Angel Garza!

Whose house? Swerve’s House! But it might be falling down after going up against the pride of the Garza dynasty! Who scores big on TakeOver’s first ever live kickoff match?

The bell rings and Garza wants to get those pants of already! Swerve stops him and whips, but Garza dodges. Things speed up, Garza rolls off the back but Swerve sweeps to a cover, ONE. Garza sweeps and covers, ONE, and BOTH men offer handshakes! Swerve knows Garza’s tricks, and they both SLAP each other! Swerve comes back with a twisting headscissors! Garza bails out, Swerve runs to Sasuke HURICANRANA! A rough landing but Swerve gets Garza up and in for the cover, ONE! Fans rally and duel as Swerve brings Garza up. Swerve wrenches and CHOPS Garza, then whips to CHOP again! Swerve hits a gourd buster, then uses the ropes for the cartwheel splash! Cover, TWO! Garza gets to a corner but Swerve runs in, only to get buckles. Garza hits back with a forearm smash!

Garza runs but sees Swerve follow. He puts Swerve up top, but Swerve comes back with the flying uppercut to the back! Fans rally, “Swerve! Swerve!” but Garza puts Swerve on the apron. Swerve forearms back then climbs up, big crossbody! Garza rolls through and deadlifts, to an overhead suplex into buckles! Off come the pants! Garza tosses them at Swerve, SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Garza is frustrated but he keeps his cool. Garza kicks Swerve while he’s down then drags him up for clubbing forearms. Garza dragon sleepers and suplexes, rebound to the impact! SUPERKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives and Garza grows further frustrated. Garza stomps Swerve while he’s down. Garza taunts Swerve, “That’s it?” He toys with Swerve but fans rally up.

Garza runs in but gets an elbow! And then a boot! Swerve hops up but Garza trips him up, for a dropkick to the gut! Cover, TWO! Garza drags Swerve back to a drop zone and grins as he climbs up, MOUNTAIN MOONSAULT! But Swerve dodges to LARIAT! Then underhooks, butterfly sidewalk slam! Cover, TWO! Swerve grits his teeth as he drags Garza into a full nelson. Fans rally up but Garza fights out. Garza CHOPS but Swerve CHOPS! They CHOP back and forth! Double CHOP! Swerve throws body shots and shoves, but Garza uses ropes to rebound, POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives again! Garza catches his breath, drags Swerve back to the drop zone, and hammers away to keep him down.

Garza climbs up top, but Swerve is right up! Garza catches him in a waistlock but Swerve fights out to the apron. Garza leaps into a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER to the apron!! But that’s not all, KILL STOMPS!! Swerve drags Garza into the ring, aims from the corner, and hits the HOUSE CALL! Cover, TWO!?! Garza survives Swerve’s best!? Swerve drags Garza back up, full nelson but Garza fights out again. They back into the referee! Garza goes to low blow but Swerve stops it! Swerve kicks but is blocked, Garza knees back! Underhooks, WING CLIPPER!! Cover, Garza wins!!

Winner: Angel Garza, by pinfall

Incredible! If this was just the kickoff, just imagine how great the rest of tonight will be! That, and is Garza going to climb his way back towards a title match with this huge win?

 

NXT goes backstage to check in with Mia and Team Rhea.

Medices help Mia to the ambulance as Rhea, Tegan, Candice and even Dakota Kai watch on. Mia gets up and in, and GM William Regal asks Rhea what her plan is. Dakota’s here, so she’s back on the team. But she’s not prepared. No, she is prepared. She wants after Shayna Baszler who bullied her. This is payback! This is Dakota’s time! Tegan has her friend’s back, too. Dakota agrees, she’ll be Team Ripley. Will Captain Kick help Captain Ripper rip into Team Baszler?

 

Tommaso Ciampa tweeted a statement towards tonight.

“We spoke to a potential 4th. No promises were made. If he decides to show up, he’s in. If not, nothing changes.” According to Sam Roberts, the fourth man Ciampa asked IS here! But who is it?! Will they still go to war along side the Blackheart, the Limitless and the Colossus?!

 

This ring is a battlefield.

“We! Are! N! X! T!” But there is still war within the brand. And the simply sadistic solution is WARGAMES! The lines are drawn. The grudges are rrrrreeeal. And the glory is within reach. Sacrifices meet opportunity. Destiny meets reality. Let the WarGames begin!!

 

Women’s WarGames: Team Ripley VS Team Baszler!

The Head Baddie was taken out and the culprit will be found, but for now she, Candice LeRae and Team Kick, Kai and Nox, are going 4v4 against the NXT Women’s Champion, the NXT UK Women’s Champion, the EST and the Evil Genius! History is being made to open the show, who survives to still go on to Survivor Series?

The sirens blare and the cage lowers. The rules are run down: each team sends a brave first volunteer in. Team Baszler has the advantage, meaning they will send a new member first each three-minute round. Only once all eight superstars are in can the match officially end.

Stepping up for Team Baszler, it is Io Shirai! For Team Ripley, it is Candice LeRae! Mrs. Wrestling wants payback on the Evil Genius for turning on her. The cage is closed, the bell rings and five minutes counts down. Shirai pie faces but Candice fires off! It is a furious brawl already! Candice tackles Shirai but Shirai turns it around. They get up, Shirai kicks Candice then throws her at the cage. Candice stops herself to hit Shirai back. Candice tilt-o-whirl headscissors but Shirai handsprings through! Shirai ducks the enziguri to waistlock. Candice blocks and standing switches, full nelson and lift, to a DDT! Shirai crawls away to the second ring, but Candice just builds speed! Candice DIVES, into a forearm! Candice gets stuck in the middle, Shirai runs to 619 her in the back! Candice flounders but Shirai goes again, redial the 619!

Shirai soaks up the cheers and jeers as she has Candice stuck in the alley, METEORA! Candice flops and crawls back to the first ring as Shirai takes aim. Shirai hops up and springboards in to missile dropkick Candice down! Fans are fired up as Shirai toys with Candice. Shirai neck wrenches but Candice fights up. Shirai bumps Candice off buckles then runs corner to corner, a big corner dropkick! We reach the two minute warning as Shirai grinds her boot into Candice. Fans duel as Shirai brings Candice back to the middle. Shirai whips Candice but Candice blocks! Candice reverses but Shirai drop toeholds Candice onto the steel! Shirai grinds Candice’s face into the cage wall! The time is almost up, and Shirai is just toying with Candice at this point. Candice hits a jawbreaker!

Shirai staggers, but sends Candice into the corner! Then snap suplexes! Shirai grinds Candice down, and fans want to know what time it is on the clock. The clock returns for the countdown as Candice puts Shirai in a corner. The cages open up, and here comes Bianca Belair! Candice climbs up, leaps over her, then turns around into a shoulder block! Bianca chicken wings Candice to Glam Slam and shooting star! Bianca dares Candice to get up, but reels her in for a powerbomb lift, only for Candice to huricanrana her into buckles! Candice CHOPS Shirai and backs her down with forearms! Candice fires off, then dodges to send Bianca into her! Candice fires off on both of them! Candice runs in but only gets Shirai. Bianca DECKS Candice! And then another lift, POWERBOMB! But then a second! And a third, into the cage! Fans fire up for the pure power of The EST!

Shirai and Bianca bully Candice with stomps, then Bianca puts Candice in a camel clutch. Shirai builds speed, faster and faster and faster, to basement dropkick Candice down! Fans are loving this action already, and the countdown returns! Here comes Team Ripley’s… TEAM CAPTAIN! Rhea herself rushes to the ring! And she stops by under the ring to get a trash can! Chicago loves things getting extreme! Rhea tosses the can in, Bianca just gets clear, but then Rhea slams the door shut on Bianca! Rhea hurries to get more goodies, and brings out even MORE trash cans! Rhea puts those in, but goes back for even more, and has kendo sticks! And then chairs! Fans of course want tables, but Rhea gets more chairs first. Rhea gets in and looms over Bianca. Rhea drags Bianca up and atomic SLAMS Bianca on one of those trash cans!

Candice and Shirai brawl in the second ring while Rhea goes to get a chair. Rhea sits that chair up and Candice comes over to borrow one. Rhea bounces Bianca off whatever is around, and then works with Candice to make a chair square. Rhea and Candice go after Bianca together, and they double suplex, but Shirai saves Bianca! The four brawl all over, Bianca knees and clubs Rhea down hard! The countdown returns already, and Baszler adds KLR! She goes under the ring to bring out even more chairs! And then, as Chicago wants, a table! Only to put that back. KLR doesn’t care what fans want,s he gives Rhea and Candice some chair shots! And then Rhea gets a tornado DDT to a chair! KLR grins as she looms over Rhea and Candice. Team Baszler regroups and decides to use Rhea’s work against her.

Bianca is up top, KLR decks Rhea onto the chairs. Candice hurries to stop Bianca, elbows KLR away, and climbs up to join Bianca! Rhea helps out, but Shirai jumps in! Shirai throws Bianca away and KLR gets Candice. Rhea is thrown into the cage wall and KLR folds up all the chairs. KLR and Shirai go after Candice, aiming at the pile they’ve made. Rhea gets in and gets KLR and Shirai! TOWER OF DOOM! Double Powerbomb German Superplex, all onto the chairs!! Bianca stays on the top rope as fans cheer, “NXT! NXT!” 450 onto Rhea and the chairs!! All five women are down and the countdown returns! Team Ripley now sends in Dakota Kai! Captain Kick BOOTS Tegan Nox?! She’s beating up her best friend! She grabs Tegan’s arm from the outside to YANK her into the bars! And then SLAMS the door closed on Tegan’s bad legs!! It was Dakota who attacked Mia, wasn’t it?! But why!? Why is she doing this now!?

William Regal pulls Dakota off Tegan but Dakota shoves him back! Dakota has lost her damn mind! But Shayna just laughs. Now Team Ripley is down two women! Dakota come back!? Regal drags Dakota off Tegan, and Dakota shouts at Rhea. This is all because Dakota wasn’t chosen in the first place! And the countdown returns, so obviously, who is left to enter? The Queen of Spades! She grins and does the math for us: 4v2! Shayna leaves Tegan behind, Dakota did enough. Shayna takes her time as her team beats down Rhea and Candice. Shirai keeps Candice down while KLR and Bianca drag Rhea up. Rhea fights out and fights back! But that’s 3v1! Shayna knees Rhea down! Bianca goes to fetch a trash can and wedges it into a corner. KLR borrows a kendo stick as she helps Shira beat down Candice.

This match finally can start and finish, as KLR and Shirai double suplex. But Candice double DDT’s! Those there are down but Candice crawls her way over. Shayna and Bianca beat Rhea down, and then Shayna handcuffs Rhea! But Candice saves Rhea from being trapped! The two regroup in the middle, but Team Baszler flanks them on both sides… WIth no choice, they fight! Candice uses a trash can lid to SMACK away while Rhea takes Shayna down! Candice has KLR and Shirai down, but Shirai hits back. Bianca helps Shayna get back at Rhea, but Rhea throws her into that wedged can! Rhea hurries to help Candice, she dropkicks KLR into Shirai on the top rope! KLR turns Rhea around, but the tornado is blocked! Rhea suplexes KLR into the steel! KLR grinds down the cage wall!

Rhea sees Shirai stuck up top and heads right over. Rhea climbs up but Shirai fights back. Rhea stomps Shirai down, then laces the legs, for a HANGING Inverted Cloverleaf! Shirai endures, but Shayna has Candice in a HANGING KIRAFUDA! Who gives up on their hold? Candice fights out to SHORYUKEN! KLR KICKS Rhea down! ICONOCLASM onto a chair for Shayna! Candice LIONSAULTS! Cover, but Bianca uses a trash can to break it! Bianca drags Candice up to trophy lift, and long dart at Rhea! KLR drags Candice up, Gory BOMB! Shirai is up top, DESCENT INTO DARKNESS! Cover, but Rhea barrels through KLR to break it! Rhea throws KLR hard into steel! And BOOTS Shirai! Bianca HAIR WHIPS Rhea over and over and over! Candice kendo SMACKS away on Bianca over and over and over!

Shirai ducks the kendo to kick, TIGER BACKBREAKER! Shirai drags Candice into a drop zone, climbs up, and then climbs ALL the way up! But Candice pursues right after her! KLR goes after Candice, and the three are way up top. KLR has the Electric Chair, but gets a SUPER POISON RANA!! Cover, but Bianca breaks it! Those three are down, as are Shayna and Rhea in the first ring. Bianca gets up and brings Candice into the torture rack. Candice slips out of the KOD! She has the hair, but Shirai FLIES!! SUPER DESCENT INTO DARKNESS!!! Chicago is thunderous for “NXT! NXT!” while losing their minds! “MAMMA MIA!” echoes out as all six women are down. But Rhea rises to go after Shayna with a SMACK of the chair! Chair shot after chair shot, and then Rhea sits this chair up. She sets two together and sits a can in place.

But KLR leaps in, only to get SMASHED by the can! KIRAFUDA KLUTCH!! Rhea is caught, there are no ropebreaks in this match, but Rhea pries the hold open. Shayna switches hands, Rhea starts fading, but Rhea remembers the handcuffs! She cuffs herself to Shayna?! And then just knees away on her!! Rhea kicks a leg out, but her buzzsaw misses. Pumphandle, RIPTIDE ONTO CHAIRS!! Cover, Team Ripley wins!?

Winner: Team Ripley, Rhea Ripley by pinfall

The irony is that Dakota gets the win for the night because she was on the team! But in the end, history is still made as the team of only two wins! Is this going to lead the Mosh Pit Kid and Mrs. Wrestling back to some gold?

 

NXT Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Pete Dunne VS Killian Dain VS Damien Priest!

There will be no rest for the wicked. The Bruiserweight, the Beast of Belfast and the Archer of Infamy will all attempt to annihilate each other for a chance at gold! Who will meet Adam Cole BAYBAY on Survivor Series Sunday?

The bell rings and fans are strongly behind the Bruiserweight. Dunne, Damien and Dain glare at each other. Dain boots at Damien, who dodges. Damien roundhouses at Dunne, who dodges. Dunne enziguris at Dain, who dodges! Fans cheer this stalemate, but Dain points at Dunne. Dunne grabs the fingers, but Dain whips Dunne into Damien’s boots! Damien dodges Dain to kick away from all sides. Damien whips, and back elbows Dain down! Fans cheer as Dunne gets back and kicks away on Damien’s leg. Damien shoves, Dunne dodges and things speed up. Dunne hurdles, ducks and clotheslines! Dain clotheslines Damien out! Dunne dropkicks Dain’s leg out, then goes after the fingers! Dunne hammerlock STOMPS! Fans cheer, but Damien DECKS Dunne! Damien grins as he also DECKS Dain!

Dunne goes around the way, Damien builds speed, but Dunne body shots him out of the tope! Dunne runs in but Damien steps aside, to get Dunne in the crucifix lift. Dunne slips out and Dain uses the DIVIDE to tackle Damien! Dain scoops Dunne, and stands over Damien, Michinoku Driver! Dunne collides with Damien and Dain covers, TWO! Dain covers Dunne now, TWO! Dain throws Damien out then goes out to follow. Dain bounces Damien off a desk, then off steel steps! Dain hauls Damien up to a fireman’s carry but Dunne runs over. Dain catches Dunne, Fall Away Samoan Drop! Fans are fired up for the furious Belfast brute as he goes to the Bruiserweight. Dain drags Dunne up to put him in the ring. Dunne hobbles to a corner and Dain whips him corner to corner hard! Dunne falls to the mat but fans rally up.

Dain drags Dunne back up, but Dunne kicks and punches back! Dain knees low then hauls Dunne up to a fireman’s carry. Dunne slips out to fire off fast hands! Dain blocks the whip and sends Dunne to a corner, but Dunne goes up and over. Dunne enziguris Dain, then dodges Damien to send that splash into Dain! Dunne waistlocks Damien but Damien standing switches. Damien German Suplexes but Dunne lands on his feet to buzzsaw Damien down! Dain runs in but Dunne side steps for a SNAP GERMAN! Dunne stomps the hands and buzzsaws Dain down! Damien walks into an armbar takedown! Dunne wants the triangle, but Dain goes after Dunne. Dunne gets Dain’s fingers but Dain and Damien work together to DOUBLE BOMB Dunne down! Fans boo but the two big men are now alone.

Dain and Damien circle and start throwing big forearms! They pick up speed, hitting harder and faster. Dain gets the edge but Damien gives knees and elbows. Both men clothesline, but neither falls. They try again, still neither falls. Dunne returns to throw clotheslines all around! Dunne goes back and forth between the two, but then it becomes a triangle brawl! Damien kicks Dain, discus ELBOWS Dunne! Dain headbutts Damien, Dunne knees Dain! Both Dain and Damien are down, Dunne stomps their hands! Dunne aims, Dain ducks and the buzzsaw gets Damien! Dain boots Dunne, but Damien ear claps Dain! Damien ripcords Dain, Dain elbows Dunne away, Damien roundhouses Dain! Damien choke grips and lifts but Dunne enziguris! Dunne fires up, everyone kicks! All three men are down and Chicago fires up!

Damien is first to rise but Dain and Dunne slowly stir. Damien is heading up top as Dunne kicks away on Dain. Dain fights back, Damien CANNONBALLS onto them both! Damien hauls Dunne up to Falcon Arrow onto Dain! Then, SOUTH OF HEAVEN for Dunne! Cover, TWO! Dunne survives and Damien is losing his cool. Damien drags Dunne back up, throws him out hard, then follows him. Damien grins as he brings Dunne over, powerbomb lift to a Canadian rack. Razor’s Edge onto the announce desk!! Damien roars, but Dain DIVES onto him! Damien bounces off a desk and flounders, Dain CANNONBALLS through Damien into the timekeeper’s area!! Chicago loses its mind as all three men are down! Dain drags Damien up and into the ring to cover, TWO! Damien still lives, and Dain is furious. Dain drags Damien back up but Damien fights back with body shots.

Dain fireman’s carries to a wasteland slam, and back senton! But Dain isn’t done there, he climbs up. Damien stops the Vader Bomb to then get up and kick Dain back. Damien gets Dain in the crucifix, RAZOR’S EDGE!! Cover, but Dunne breaks it in time!! Dunne returns to keep the match going! Dain flops out of the ring but Damien goes after Dunne. Dunne grabs Damien’s arms to stomp from below! And then he gets on top to stomp from above! Damien gets away from the Danielson Stomps but Dunne runs in to forearm smash! Dunne goes corner to corner, Damien follows to elbow! Damien runs, but he DIVES out onto Dain! Even Dunne is a bit stunned. But Dunne won’t be outdone, he climbs up top. Damien and Dain stand, Dunne SUPER MOONSAULTS! Dunne, Damien and Dain are down on the outside and the referee checks on them all. They’re all okay to continue somehow, and fans rally up.

Dunne gets into the ring first, Damien follows but Dain stays out. Dunne glares at Damien as Damien dares him to bring the fight. The two start brawling, Dunne CHOPS over and over! Damien fires off strikes but gets a forearm for it! Damien LARIATS Dunne! Damien drags Dunne up, dragon sleeper, but no Reckoning! No Bitter End, either! Dunne snampares Damien but Damien choke grips. Damien lifts but Dunne headscissors to an armbar! Damien reaches for ropes, but the ropebreak doesn’t matter! Dunne has the arm! Dain drops in!! Dain fires up, has Damien in the Electric Chair, ULSTER PLANTATION! Cover, TWO!? Damien survives and Dain can’t believe it! Chicago is first up again as Dain drags Dunne up. Dain puts Dunne up top, and then into a Tree of Woe.

Dain goes back to Damien to throw him into Dunne! Then with both in the corner, CANNONBALL! Dain squashes both men, then climbs up over Dunne, to VADER BOMB Damien! But Dunne sits up as Dain covers Damien, MOONSAULT breaks it! Dunne pump handles Dain, for a BITTER END! Cover, but Damien kicks it apart! All three men are down again, but Chicago is rallying up again. Dunne crawls to a corner as Damien and Dain rise. Dunne climbs up but gets a cyclone kick! Damien climbs up to join Dunne, SUPER STEINER sends Dunne into Dain! Cyclone kick for Dain! Another for Dunne! Damien dragon sleepers Dunne, THE RECKONING! Cover, but Dain falls onto them to break it!

Damien is just frustrated, but he drags Dunne back up. Damien whips Dunne, Dunne goes up and over, but Dain chop blocks Dunne! Dain runs at Damien on the apron, shotgun dropkick drops Damien! Dain hurries up top, but Dunne gets up to PELE! Dain sits back, Dunne climbs up top, but Damien is returning. Damien joins them and choke grips them both!? But Dunne and Dain take the fingers to DOUBLE SNAP! Dain headbutts him away, Damien falls and hits the apron on the way down! But that leaves Dunne to get Dain with a SUPERPLEX! Dain writhes but rolls away. Damien returns, pump handle, BITTER END! Cover, but Dain back sentons onto them both! Dain drags Dunne to the Electric Chair, but Dunne slips out to a sleeper hold. So Dain backpack sentons onto Damien! But it’s Dunne who shoves Dain away?! Dunne covers Damien, Dunne wins!!

Winner: Pete Dunne, by pinfall; NEW #1 Contender to the NXT Championship

The Bruiserweight triumphs in Chicago again! The Windy City is practically Dunne’s second home! But will he be leaving it after making history by going from United Kingdom Champion to THE NXT Champion?

 

Matt Riddle VS Finn Balor!

The Prince is back, he’s free of the burden that is the “main roster,” and he wants to make NXT rrrreeeal. He wanted to do that by beating Johnny Wrestling in the match, but his dropkick seemed too much for “Johnny Watches Wrestling.” In Gargano’s place, The Original Bro stepped up! Will Riddle get the Finn we always wanted to see? Will he regret it when he does?

The bell rings and fans are already fired up and dueling. Riddle circles with Balor and they approach. They tie up, Riddle gets a leg but Balor gets to ropes. Riddle still wants to lift and throw but Balor holds on. Riddle honors the break and circles with Balor again. They tie up, Riddle reels Balor in for a monkey lift then takedown into the armbar! Balor resists and rolls Riddle up, TWO! Riddle and Balor stand up and fans cheer the exchange. Balor and Riddle tie up again, Riddle gets the leg but Balor sprawls and facelocks. Balor floats but Riddle rolls to get the arm again! Balor uses a leg to pry Riddle off, but Riddle pops out. Balor ducks the Penalty Kick and they stand off again.

The two circle again and tie up. Balor headlocks and grinds Riddle down. Riddle fights back but can’t power out. Balor grinds Riddle down, but Riddle headscissors back. Balor flips around to pop out and get the headlock back. Riddle gets up and throws more body shots. Riddle still can’t power out as Balor holds on tight, so Riddle gut wrenches and suplexes! Then rolls through to gut wrench suplex again! And again! But Balor slips out of that to roll Riddle up, TWO! Balor boots but gets caught and gets ROCKED! Riddle whips but Balor reverses, Riddle sunset flips but Balor slips out to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO, but Balor is on Riddle with a chinlock. Fans rally up slowly as Riddle endures. Riddle gets his way up, but Balor throws him down! Cover, TWO!

Balor CHOPS Riddle in the corner then stomps, then CHOPS and stomps. Balor sweeps the legs to stomp away on Riddle’s face. Balor backs off, to then run in and dropkick! Cover, TWO! Riddle is gasping but Balor goes after his nose! Balor drives an elbow in, then warps on a new headlock. Fans rally for the Bro and Riddle fights his way up. Riddle fights back but Balor knees low to throw Riddle out. Balor keeps moving, and wrecks Riddle with a dropkick! Balor drags Riddle up and onto the apron to bounce him off the edge over and over! Balor shoves Riddle in, covers, TWO! Balor keeps his cool but Riddle hits back. Balor forearms Riddle then stomps him down. Balor stalks and stomps Riddle over and over, then soaks up the cheers and jeers.

But Riddle fires off fast hands and a boot to then roundhouse Balor down! And big forearm smash in the corner, BROSPLODER! Riddle keeps moving, Penalty Kick to Broton! Cover, TWO! Balor sits up but gets Bro Kicks! Riddle chops Balor to a corner for more kicks! Riddle lets up to run side to side, big forearm smash! Riddle goes the other way but Balor boots! Balor whips, Riddle reverses, flying forearm from Balor drops Riddle! Balor runs in but no slingblade. ROUNDHOUSE! PELE- NO! It was caught to an Ankle Lock! Balor rolls and kicks, but Riddle just gets that foot in the Ankle Lock! Riddle ax kicks Balor as he holds on, but Balor crawls. Fans rally both ways as Balor gets the ropebreak! Riddle lets go and gets a stomp in. Balor hobbles to a corner but Riddle is on him fast with a deadlift waistlock! Balor holds onto the ropes for dear life but Riddle knees away.

The ref calls for the ropebreak so Riddle does, to kick Balor off the ropes. Balor elbows back, but his legs won’t let him run. Riddle forearm smashes, runs, but Balor manages to dropkick Riddle! Balor hobbles back up to waistlock Riddle now, for a German Suplex! But Riddle is right up, FINAL FLASH! Deadlift German with the bridge, TWO! Fans keep rallying and dueling as Riddle drags Balor back up. Ripcord, FINAL FLASH! Powerbomb but Balor slips out to trip and double stomps! SLINGBLADE! Fans fire up again as Balor aims from a corner. Riddle flounders into Balor’s sights, but he SPEARS Balor! And we know who that is a shout out to! Riddle drags Balor up, suplexes, and JACKHAMMERS! Cover, TWO!?! Balor survives and Riddle can’t believe it!

The chants echo out as Riddle drags Balor up. Gut wrench, but Balor fights out! Dragon sleeper, elbow drop DDT! Then another dragon sleeper, 1916!! Cover, TWO!! Riddle survives and Balor is furious! Balor stomps away, drags Riddle up, but Riddle scoops back! Fireman’s carry, BRO TO SLEEP! But Riddle doesn’t cover, he goes to the corner. Riddle climbs up, FLOATING BRO! But into knees! JOHN WOO DROPKICK! Balor climbs up top now, COUP DE- NO! Takedown, BROMISSION! Balor is so close to the ropes but Riddle rolls him away! And hammers away, too! Balor pries free, rolls out, but gets a Pele from the mat! Riddle drags Balor up, ripcord, but into BLOODY SUNDAY!! Cover, Balor wins!!

Winner: Finn Balor, by pinfall

That was definitely rrrreeeal! The Prince returns and throws up the Too Sweet in victory. But will Finn Balor be #JustTooSweet for anyone to stop now that he’s his old self again?

 

Update on Tegan Nox.

After what Dakota Kai did in that vicious betrayal, the Shiniest Wizard needs an MRI scan on her legs to see the extent of the damage. Will Tegan be able to come back yet again after what Dakota did to her, both physically and mentally?

 

Men’s WarGames: Team Ciampa VS The Undisputed Era!

The sirens blare and the cage lowers again. Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish hold all the gold in NXT, the advantage in this match, as well as experience advantage in this match type. But the Blackheart has the Limitless One, the Croatian Colossus, and his fourth man. But before even learning who that man is, team captain Ciampa volunteers to be first! Strong volunteers for the Undisputed Era, and says, “You’re gonna get it!” But what will be left of all of these men with Survivor Series still to come?

Ciampa tosses the crutch aside so Strong won’t stay away. Strong picks the crutch up and the door is closed. The five minute countdown begins, and Strong tosses the crutch out of the cage! Ciampa fires off fast hands! Strong knees then whips but Ciampa kicks back. Ciampa throws haymakers then whips corner to corner but Strong reverses. Strong shoves but Ciampa rallies with lariats! Ciampa whips Strong into the steel but Strong catches himself. Strong dodges the boot then gets back in, to scoop and backbreaker! Strong has Ciampa in the second ring and CHOPS! Strong clubs Ciampa around then goes to suplex. Ciampa blocks, body shots then suplexes Strong to hang him out to dry. And then rams a knee into him! Ciampa CHOPS Strong into a corner but Strong knees low.

Ciampa blocks a cage bump to elbow Strong and throw hands. Ciampa climbs up to rain down rights! Ciampa gets 9, cusses Strong out, and then goes way past 10! To then go side to side, Psycho Knee! Fans are fired up as Strong gets up and boots back. Strong haymakers and CHOPS, then climbs up to rain rights back on Ciampa. Ciampa turns things around, tucks Strong in, and KNEES Strong down! Ciampa drags Strong up to whip, but Strong holds ropes. Strong tries to get away but gets caught between the ropes. Strong powers Ciampa into the middle section and the two brawl with CHOPS and forearms. Ciampa clotheslines Strong into the first ring, and then takes a moment to steady himself. Ciampa drags Strong up, underhooks, but Strong resists. Strong slips out, fireman’s carry, gutbuster drop!

Strong rains down rights on Ciampa, then knees. Fans are divided as Strong drags Ciampa around for stomps. Strong tells Ciampa to stay down but the countdown begins. Ciampa fires hands with Strong, the Undisputed Era sends in Kyle! Ciampa is ready and he chops away on Kyle and Strong! Kyle gets the legs to get Ciampa down for ground ‘n’ pound! He runs, into Ciampa’s BIG right! But Kyle comes back with strikes, sweep the legs! Kyle and Strong stomp Ciampa then drag him up. They mug Ciampa against the ropes with CHOPS and kicks! They push Ciampa to the second ring, stomping him as they go. Ciampa fights back as best he can, but fans rally and sing for Keith Lee. Ciampa fights Strong and Kyle off, Kyle ends up in the middle.

Ciampa elbows whoever, but Kyle catches his arms for Strong to give endless elbows! Side to side and back again, and then Strong half nelson backbreakers! Kyle drops knees to add on! Ciampa is down as Kyle and Strong circle him. They stomp him on occasion as fans duel. Strong fish hooks Ciampa’s face then stomps him down. The countdown returns, and Team Ciampa sends Dominik Dijakovic! Big Double D gets in quick, and rallies with a Cyclone BOOT on Strong! Kyle boots but runs into a BOOT! Dijakovic throws big hands and elbows, then knee smashes, but Kyle boots. Kyle sweeps but misses, Dijakovic SUPERKICKS and LARIATS! Fans rally as Dijakovic back elbows Kyle over and over in the corner. Dijakovic SUPERKICKS Strong, then says, “TIME TO FLY!” He suplex TOSSES Kyle onto Strong!

Strong’s leg takes the damage, but that’s not all! Torture rack, but Strong fights out. Strong CHOPS back but Dijakovic just glares. Dijakovic tosses Strong into steel! And again! And again! Kyle comes back to leap on for a guillotine! Dijakovic stays standing, powers Kyle out for standing knees and a swing into steel! Dijakovic helps his captain up, and they keep on Strong and Kyle at corners. Ciampa bounces Strong off steel while Dijakovic clubs Kyle into the middle gap. Dijakovic forearms Kyle, Kyle rebounds off ropes and Dijakovic forearms him again. This repeats over and over and over until Dijakovic DECKS Kyle. The countdown returns, and that means Undisputed Era sends in Bobby Fish! Fish runs in and elbows Ciampa down! Fish has Ciampa stuck in the ropes for kick after kick! Dijakovic comes over but Fish kicks away on him. Then he gets Dijakovic down for haymakers!

Fish hits Ciampa over and over, then back kicks Dijakovic. Fish BOOTS Ciampa, but Dijakovic chokes grips him! Kyle climbs onto Dijakovic, Fish fights out and runs side to side, reDRagon hits TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Strong has Ciampa draping on the ropes, underhooks to tiger backbreaker! Then reDRagon gives Ciampa CHASING THE DRAGON! The Undisputed Era has 3v2 as fans rally and duel again. The Undisputed Era stomp Dijakovic against steel, then throw in big forearm smashes! Strong adds a shining wizard! Then all three go after Ciampa all the same! Strong even mocks Dijakovic, “Feast Your Eyes, DORK!” But fans sing for Keith Lee, the last man waiting. The 3v2 stomping and bullying continues as Kyle slides a knee into Dijakovic’s ribs. The countdown returns, and finally, KEITH LEE is released!

Lee gets in and starts throwing big hands! He clotheslines every man, Grizzly Magnum for Strong! But reDRagon goes after him, only for Lee to hurdle BOTH of them! DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Chicago is fired up for the #FirstOfHisKind! Lee drags Strnog up for another Grizzly Magnum! But reDRagon manages to put Lee in the middle zone. Lee knocks them into each other to double PESCADO! “Oh~ Bask in His Glory~” echoes out as Lee hauls Fish up. But Kyle saves Fish, only for Lee to go after him. Kyle slips out so Lee pops Strong up. But reDRagon double kick the legs to save Strong from a Spirit Bomb, and then Strong hits a basement boot! The Undisputed Era have evened things with Lee and go after him 3v1! But Ciampa is back up and rallies! Ciampa throws wild hands but he’s still in a 3v1. Dijakovic rises to scoop Kyle and slam him into the second ring!

Fish hits Dijakovic but Dijakovic hits back. Dijakovic clubs Strong into the second ring, and Lee follows his lead over. The two biggest men in this match work together but Fish hops on Lee! Fish has a sleeper and Kyle brawls with Dijakovic. Strong helps Kyle out as the countdown returns again. Finally, it is Adam Cole BAYBAY! And Cole heads over, to get a TABLE! Chicago loves Cole for this! The Undisputed Era manages to get the table inside, but Cole isn’t done, he gets a second table! But for some reason, he sets that up outside? Cole gets a third table! That table goes into the ring, and then Cole brings out a fourth table! That’s three tables inside and one outside, but now we have a FIFTH! The Undisputed Era keeps Team Ciampa down and Cole just keeps going! How many tables are under the ring?! This is a total of six tables, but still one set aside.

Ciampa hurries to the door to shove Cole, Cole crashes through that other table!! Cole is destroyed by his own arrogance! Ciampa fetches Cole into the ring while Dijakovic and Lee fight back. The cage closes, it is still 4v3, but we need to wait and see if there is or isn’t a fourth for Team Ciampa. The teams end up in separate rings, but Team Ciampa has the Undisputed Era backing down. Fans rally up, and it fires off! The brawl is hectic but still 4v2. Lee takes on reDRagon alone as Strong back drops Dijakovic. Lee has Kyle in a fireman’s carry, but Fish LOW BLOWS! Kyle kicks Lee down, but there is one more countdown! Who is Ciampa’s fourth? The Undisputed Era laugh when no one shows up. Guess the person Ciampa talked to decided not to-

Wait! KEVIN OWENS?! The Prizefighter returns to NXT in the biggest way!! No one can believe it, but Chicago is loving it! Kevin dodges Strong, rallies on Fish and O’Reilly! Kevin is getting them all back for Raw’s sneak attack! POP-UP BOMB for Fish! Kyle kicks and whips but Kyle ducks, pump handles, USHIGOROSHI! Strong fireman’s carries but Kevin slips out for a SLEEPER SUPLEX! Kevin then dead lifts Fish to bomb him onto Kyle’s back! Cole and Kevin stare down and Chicago is thunderous! Cole says Kevin should’ve joined when he had the chance. Kevin says “SUCK IT!” A kick but no stunner. No superkick, either. Another kick, there’s the Stunner! Cover, but Strong breaks it! This match can finally end and Strong fires off on Lee and Dijakovic. But they fire back.

Lee and Dijakovic have Strong and take aim at the Undisputed Era. Together, they DOUBLE TOSS Strong through the ropes and into the Undisputed Era’s legs! Kevin has Chicago all fired up as he shakes the steel! Kevin slaps Cole over and over while the others go back for those tables the Undisputed Era brought in. Willow’s Bell DDT for Kyle! The tables are being set up near corners, but Cole goes after Kevin. Kevin brawls with him while Ciampa goes after Strong. Dijakovic stomps Kyle and Lee bounces Fish off steel. They move from the second ring to the first, brawling back and forth, here and there. Strong CHOPS on Dijakovic while Cole throws Ciampa into steel. Lee knocks Kyle down then climbs up to the top rope. Lee LEAPS onto Dijakovic, Cole, Strong and Fish!

But Kyle climbs up to SUPER KNEE DROP Lee’s leg! Kyle has a heel hook and Lee writhes! Fish hits Kevin, Lee grabs ropes to drag himself over. Strong is in Lee’s way, but Dijakovic SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULTS Kyle! Cover, but Fish moonsaults onto Dijakovic! Ciampa drags Fish up, underhooks, Fairy Tale Ending! Kevin adds the SWANTON! Cover, SUPERKICK! Cole SUPERKICKS Kevin, too, and is the last one standing. Cole hops up the ropes and aims at Lee. Lee disrupts the Sunrise! Lee climbs up to join Cole, brings Cole up, but Strong clubs Lee’s back! Cole hops down and Strong clubs away on Lee. Strong climbs up behind Lee, SUPER OLYMPIC SLAM!! Kyle and Strong, Ax ‘n’ SMASH! Cover, but Dijakovic breaks it! Strong goes after Dijakovic and Kyle helps out.

Fans chant “This is Awesome!” as Dijakovic choke grips. They break out, STRONG ANNIHILATION! Kevin SUPERKICKS Kyle, back drops Strong into steel, then whips Kyle into steel! “Oh no, did that hurt?” Kevin goes to Cole in the middle gap, fireman’s carry, but Cole fights out. Cole suplexes but Kevin blocks. Kevin fights back and brings Cole in, underhooks, PACKAGE- NO! Cole saves himself so Kevin knees him hard. Kevin tries again, but Cole slips out to SUPERKICK! Cole hops up and lines up his shot, PANAMA SUN- NO! Kevin blocks, but not forever! PANAMA SUNRISE TO STEEL! It proves to be double-edged and Chicago loses its mind! “MAMMA MIA!” echoes again as the Undisputed Era regroups. Strong and Fish set up tables together, side by side. They go after Ciampa and bring him onto the wood.

Ciampa fights back and throws Strong into wood. Ciampa throws Fish into steel, then Strong. Kyle runs into a KNEE! Ciampa lifts, PROJECT CIAMPA! Then it’s an endless string of psycho knees! Strong, Fish, repeat, until Cole comes in to SUPERKICK! Cole fireman’s carries but Ciampa slips out to send him into steel. And then Ciampa KNEES Cole! And again! And again! Fans fire up with Ciampa but he’s not done with the Undisputed Era. Ciampa drags Cole over and punches him towards a corner. Ciampa drags Cole up top but Cole fights back. Cole clubs Ciampa down, adjusts, but Ciampa holds on for dear life! Ciampa rams Cole into the steel posts behind him! Cole pulls Ciampa’s beard to bounce him off the steel! Ciampa staggers back, but now the Undisputed Era has Lee up top near a different table.

Cole climbs up higher and Ciampa follows. This is deja vu from WarGames past. Strong and Fish have Lee, and Dijakovic gets Strong! CHOKE SLAM through a table! Dijakovic has Kyle for a choke grip, but Kyle turns the slam into a triangle hold! Fish and Lee fight while Ciampa and Cole brawl on that corner top. Dijakovic dead lifts but Kyle fights back. Dijakovic sets Kyle on a table, Kevin FROG SPLASHES Kyle through that table! Lee gets Fish, SPIRIT BOMB THROUGH A TABLE! The only two still fighting are Cole and Ciampa! If one of them falls to the floor, that is the one and only disqualification in this match. Ciampa adjusts, fireman’s carries Cole, and then SUPER AIR RAID CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLES!! Cover, Team Ciampa wins!!

Winners: Team Ciampa, Tommaso Ciampa by pinfall

As Mauro Ranello says, “There are no words.” All eight men are down, but only four are victors. However, what about survivors? NXT still has to wage war against Raw and SmackDown, can these eight men stand their ground? Can these eight even stand?

Kevin stands in the second ring. Lee gets to his feet and helps Ciampa to his. Dijakovic joins them, and the four stand victorious! Will any of them be survivors after Survivor Series?

 


 

My Thoughts:

What a great WarGames! And a really quick TakeOver, too, not even three hours for the main show. Adding the kickoff show still didn’t quite make three hours, but that’s more a pro than a con. NXT knows how to trim out the fat and just get to the good stuff. Listening to the kickoff show, Sam Roberts is going a little too hard being the Heel panel personality, he is starting to get Go Away Heat from me. Pat McFee was awesome as a hype man to bridge into the main show. Swerve VS Garza was a really great match, and it was pretty big for TakeOver to have their first match like this. Garza wins and could move up the ranks in the Cruiserweight Division and NXT in general. I am sure this will help Garza in his argument for a rematch with Lio Rush after the controversy from their title match.

What wasn’t good in the Women’s WarGame and overall story? Well, Mia Yim’s attacker being Dakota Kai may have been a bit obvious, but it was also the only logical move. And then Dakota really cashed in and milked the moment on that Heel turn. She brutalized poor Tegan Nox, which sadly means Team Kick is already done with. That just made an already crazy WarGames even crazier. I was really impressed by them going to the extreme with Rhea bringing out the trash cans, kendo sticks and chairs. Fans get too into wanting tables, so it’s good Heel work for KLR to trick Chicago. And it was insane that Rhea and Candice pulled off the 4v2 comeback! Both of them have to be going after the NXT Women’s Championship, even if it means having to go through each other. Additionally, who from Team Ripley won’t want after Dakota on the way? I feel like Dakota VS Tegan should be the blow-off there.

The #1 Contender’s Triple Threat was really great, even after following such an awesome WarGames match. NXT does great with triple threats, Dunne’s previous triple threat with Velveteen Dream and Roderick Strong was great, this one was on par if not better. But I was right in thinking Dunne would win. He is a Face, Cole is a Heel, it’s just standard procedure. Balor VS Riddle was pretty good but could’ve been flashier. But for the first match Finn’s had in months, this was a pretty great starting point. And for that reason, Balor wins, and we can circle back to Balor VS Gargano for the next TakeOver. The Men’s WarGames was also amazing, and booked brilliantly for that fourth man reveal. Kevin Owens being the fourth was a great surprise, and they did set it up brilliantly with what happened on Raw.I am surprised the Faces won here, but the math is so that the Undisputed Era members are going in with less momentum.

And of course, WarGames directly impacts NXT’s Survivor Series plans. Cole VS Dunne is going to be great, but I bet Cole still finds a way to win. Ciampa still wants after Cole and “Goldie,” so they can feud on the way into the New Year. Of the men and women from tonight that could go to Survivor Series tomorrow, Rhea is revealing her team as we speak on WWE FaceBook, but I would think the women not on the team are Mia, Tegan and Dakota. Rhea, Candice, and we saw Toni Storm on Friday so that’s 3. I would hope she chooses Io Shirai and Bianca from Team Baszler, out of a respect for them found in this match tonight. Plus, Shirai needs to have her moment with Kairi Sane like was teased last Wednesday. The NXT Men’s Team could easily just be Team Ciampa and two others. I feel like Finn should try to be on that team, just so he can stick it to the two brands that dropped the ball on him.

My Score: 9.2/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/4/25)

CM Punk is home!

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We’re two weeks away from WrestleMania!

And for the second SmackDown in a row, CM Punk, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins will be under one roof! But will we learn more on Paul Heyman’s favor to Chicago’s own?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Fenix VS Nathan Frazer; Fenix wins.
  • LA Knight VS Tama Tonga w/ Solo Sikoa; Knight wins.
  • WWE Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: #DIY VS Motor City Machine Guns; MCMG wins and will challenge The Street Profits for the titles.
  • Naomi VS B-Fab; Naomi wins.
  • WWE United States Championship #1 Contender’s Last Man Standing Match: Jacob Fatu VS Braun Strowman; Fatu wins and will challenge LA Knight for the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

CM Punk is here!

Chicago was already fired up, and now they erupt as they sing along with Cult of Personality! Punk walks out on stage, smiles as he takes in this homecoming scene, and even goes over to stage left to high-five fans. Punk goes all the way to stage right, then kneels down. He checks, and “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” Punk revels in the introduction, and in the reception from the fans, before he goes to ringside. Punk makes sure to high-five and fist-bump fans over there, and he even stands on the barriers for everyone to see! Punk then hops down to step up into the ring. The fans continue to chant for Punk as he stands on top of the corner.

Punk feels good as he steps into the ring and grabs a mic. The chanting continues, and he says, “I don’t know where to begin. They told me that the best television audiences were overseas. But I knew we were coming to Chicago!” Punk borrows a camera so he can look at hard cam side and show that this is 360 degrees of fans! Punk says he understands why camerawork is so tricky, and he hands the camera back. But see, this is why Chicago doesn’t listen to outside voices. Little known fact: Punk’s not supposed to be here. The fans boo but Punk says stop if you heard this one before.

Punk was born at Silver Cross Hospital with the cord around his neck. He came out blue, they had to bring him back to life, so he’s not supposed to be here! And every time he comes out on TV, no matter where it is across the world, Netflix streaming or USA Network, it doesn’t matter. Punk’s goal is to make new fans every single time. But tonight, ladies and gentlemen, all of TV land, please forgive Punk as he takes this time not to make new fans, but to thank 16 THOUSAND of Punk’s hometown friends ‘n’ family! The fans cheer that! “When they tell you you’re not supposed to be here, you say, ‘Well who’s gonna make me leave?'”

That is what Punk has done every single time he’s laced his boots up. Hell, every time he goes to the grocery store and they tell him he’s not supposed to be here, he buys his groceries, he pays the man, and then he leaves. Nothing has changed! And he isn’t sure if anyone knows this, but Punk’s in the main event of WrestleMania. The fans cheer that! “You Deserve It! You Deserve It!” Punk says he’s got goosebumps, though perhaps also copying The Rock on that. Punk says he deserved it? Ladies and gentlemen, Punk earned it! He started in the backyards of Chicago, they said “You’re not supposed to be here!”

He trained in the Steel Domain, and they said, “You’re not supposed to be here!” He signed a contract here, they said, “You’re not supposed to be here!” He paraded out like Al Capone right on John Cena’s gangster car, and they said, “That’s as good as it gets, kid. You’re not supposed to be here!” To Punk, that is when the hard work began. He appreciates all the fans congratulating him, even just at the airport as he came home. They congratulated him, but he wants us to know that NOW the hard work begins! Punk is a product of Chicago, he has to thank each and every single one of them, but he of course has to thank his beautiful wife, April, first.

The fans cheer for AJ Lee, and Punk says she’ll be mad at him for that. But here’s someone who won’t be mad: Larry! The fans cheer for Punk’s dog, and Punk says there are too many people to thank for getting him right where he needs to be. But he figured coming out here on TV and thanking everyone here is a good start. He wouldn’t be who he is without Chicago, he wouldn’t be where he is without Chicago. From the bottom of his heart, Punk thanks you all! And now, the hard work begins! Because he has a date at WrestleMania, and he promises us, that he will whip Seth Rollins’ ass! he will put a beating on The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns! And it’s at the MAIN EVENT of WrestleMania!

The fans are thunderous, but “Ladies and gentlemen…!” Paul Heyman gives his introduction and Punk smirks as Heyman says he just go tin, so he apologizes for being late. No disrespect to The Second City. And he absolutely means no offense to his best friend in the world, The Second City Saint, the Best in the World, C M PUNK! Heyman asks if he may enter the ring, and Punk says he was gonna thank him so go ahead. Heyman steps in, the fans chant for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Punk says you can’t escape it. Heyman smiles, and he thanks them for that. But tonight, ask not what Chicago can do for The Wise Man. Ask what The Wise Man can do for Chicago.

But first he can do, he wants to tell The Voice of the Voiceless that dammit, he belongs here! Punk belongs in this ring! In Chicago! And by gawd, he belongs in the main event of WrestleMania! The fans cheer that! Heyman says the last time they were standing here in this ring, Heyman came up to Punk because of how Solo and Tama and Jacob were breathing down his neck, and he asked Punk, “Please, take me with you.” Next week, Madison Square Garden, Solo’s Bloodline put Heyman through a table and on the shelf for the longest he’s ever been out, not including when he was fire. Don’t laugh at that, that’s not funny.

Heyman says Punk had his Hell in a Cell with Drew McIntyre. Punk won but the beating was so severe that he was contemplating never coming back. But then Heyman pleaded with Punk, it was 4v5 at WarGames, and there’s no other way out. Heyman asked Punk to do him the favor of helping out, and Punk said, “Yes, I’ll do it for you.” Punk saved the match, and The Bloodline, so he deserves all the credit in the world. For that, Heyman thanks Punk, and if Punk will indulge him, Heyman has another favor to ask. Oh? Another favor? Well, guess Punk’s stockpiling favors. What can he do for Heyman?

Heyman please asks Punk to tell him the favor he owes. Roman’s gonna be here any minute now, and he’s pissed off as is, and you don’t know how Roman gets when he’s mad. You ever heard of Sika? Does Punk know what happens when Samoans get angry? Punk asks if Heyman just said Roman isn’t here. Y-Yet! He’s not here yet! It’s training camp for WrestleMania, so- Punk says that’s what Roman should be doing. And as much as the favor is none of Roman’s business, it will affect him. So Punk would like to tell Roman to his face when he also tells Heyman. So let Punk and all his friends here know when “Big Chief” decides to show up.

Punk leaves and Heyman is again stressed out. What will happen between Tribal Chief, Wise Man and Second City Saint on the Road to WrestleMania?

 

Rey Fenix VS Nathan Frazer!

The King Firebird has landed in WWE, ready to make his debut right here in the Windy City. But similarly, one half of the NXT Tag Team Champions is here for his SmackDown debut. Will Frazer look to ruin Fenix’s fun? Or will WWE be ready to #ANIMO?

The bell rings and the two tie up. The fans rally as Frazer headlocks. Frazer wrenches, hits an ELBOW BREAKER, but Fenix body shots and goes to ropes. Fenix uses the ropes to flip and wrench back. Frazer rolls, handsprings, wrenches and WRINGS Fenix, but Fenix UP KICKS! Both men kip up, but Fenix shows superkick! Frazer scrambles away and the fans fire up! Fenix and Frazer reset, tie up, and Frazer headlocks. Fenix powers up and out, Frazer goes up and over to handspring! Things speed up, Frazer redirects and redirects, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to kick low! Frazer whips, but Fenix goes Spider-Man!

Fenix comes back to HEEL KICK! Roll up, TWO, and Frazer rolls, only for Fenix to cradle! TWO, and Fenix RANAS! Cover, TWO! Frazer escapes, but Fenix kicks him down! The fans fire up and Fenix CHOPS Fenix in the corner! Fenix whips, Frazer goes up, but Fenix catches him. Frazer RANAS Fenix out, builds speed, and DIVES! Not the cleanest hit but Frazer still puts Fenix in the ring. Fenix hurries to BOOT Frazer back out! Fenix goes up, up, and TORNILLO! Down goes Frazer and Chicago is all fired up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Fenix fires up as he stands back up. Fenix drags Frazer up, CHOPS him against the apron, then pushes him into the ring. Fenix clamps onto Frazer, throws down some elbows, then goes for the double wristlock. Frazer endures, so Fenix HEADBUTTS him in the ribs! Fenix pulls on the arm, drags Frazer into a ghost pin, TWO! Fenix CHOPS, then he reels Frazer in. Frazer fights so Fenix wrenches and fireman’s carries. But Frazer fights that and hits a REVERSE DDT! RUNNING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Fenix survives and Frazer is stunned. Fenix bails out, Frazer hurries after him and throws hands.

Frazer SMACKS Fenix off the desk, then CHOPS! Fenix CHOPS in return! Frazer sputters, Fenix puts him in the ring, but Frazer DROPKICKS right back! Frazer drags Fenix up, snapmares him, and KNEES him in the back! Frazer KNEES Fenix again, then runs to NECK SNAPPER! Cover, TWO! Fenix stays in this but Frazer stays focused. Frazer drags Fenix into a chinlock, but Fenix endures. Fenix fights up, fires body shots, but Frazer RAMS him into the corner! Frazer RAMS in again and again as SmackDown returns to single picture. Frazer puts Fenix up top, ROCKS him, then climbs up. But Fenix CHOPS in return!

Fenix SHOVES Frazer down, the fans rally up, and Fenix stands up, only for Frazer to spring up after him! Fenix SHOVES Frazer again, Frazer backflips through! Frazer is back again, SUPER DUPER PLEX, roll through and ANARCHY! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives and Frazer is beside himself! The fans rally for Fenix while Frazer drags him into the drop zone. Frazer goes up, up, and PHOENIX- NO, Fenix dodges! Fenix somersaults, but Frazer kicks low! And KNEES him down! Frazer hurries to get Fenix back up, suplexes, but Fenix slips free. Fenix shoves Frazer and DROPKICKS him! Frazer sputters, Fenix goes up!

Fenix shouts, “Goodbye, Amigo!” then he tightrope walks, PENALTY KICK! Fenix isn’t done there, he fireman’s carries and then tucks Frazer. Knee and BLACK FIRE DRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Fenix is shocked but Chicago is thunderous! Frazer goes to ropes, “This is Awesome!” as he kicks at Fenix. Fenix grabs the legs, YANKS Frazer up, but Frazer PELES! The fans fire up and rally again while both men flounder. Fenix kips up and SUPERKICKS Frazer Then he runs at the corner, JUMPING SOBAT! Fenix puts Frazer up top, CHOPS him, then tucks him in! MEXICAN MUSCLE BUSTER!! Cover, Fenix wins!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

Chicago is giving a standing ovation as this double debut did not disappoint! Byron Saxton joins Fenix in the ring for an interview. Byron knows Fenix’s emotions must be all over the place, but how does it feel to finally debut in the WWE? Fenix takes a breath, and says, “Gracias, Chicago! I have a lot of history in Chicago, and with all of you. Tonight, it’s not the debut of Rey Fenix. Tonight is so much more. Tonight, I reborn as Rey Fenix! I am reborn with love, I am reborn with passion, and with ANIMO! I waited my whole life to say this: I AM W W E!! ANIMO~!” Fenix is all fired up, and he gives a deep bow to the fans. Will he soon blaze a trail to the top of the WWE?

 

Legado Del Fantasma is watching backstage.

Santos Escobar says now that was an impressive win. See, that is the kind of performance he expects from Los Garza. Do they understand? Humberto asks if Escobar is serious. Look at Fenix. He’s a flying lizard! A flash in the pan. Los Garza, on the other hand. Not to mention Legado as a whole! Berto is better than Fenix! Is that so? Then where has this fire been? Escobar likes it! But if Berto means it, he has to show it. Escobar will talk to Nick Aldis to make Rey Fenix VS Berto official. Escobar heads out, did Fenix light a fire in everyone else here on SmackDown?

 

Drew McIntyre speaks.

Sporting an eyepatch, the Scottish Terminator says, “It wasn’t enough that I gave you everything you have. Every big moment at my expense. Every girl you talked to at the bar, bragging you were champion, that was my title. All the money you made, you profited off of me being screwed. Then you realized, without me in your world, even fighting for the title, no one really cares about Damian Priest unless you’re feasting off of my scraps. So you took away both my world title opportunities at WrestleMania when my back was turned. All I asked for was for you to verbally explain to me how I’m wrong, poke a hole in my logic, maybe face me like a man.

“But no. You did what you always do: You hid in the shadows, like a vulture. After I beat Randy Orton right in that ring, I was heading out with my buddies, you attacked me, put me through a windshield. I can live with my back hurting, but a shard of glass went in my eye and I might never be the same. I need a miracle. I need to pray. And everybody knows when Drew McIntyre prays, bad things happen.” The Scottish Terminator is putting Priest on notice, but will having only one eye make him even more blind to the truth?

 

Backstage interview with Braun Strowman.

Byron Saxton is with the Monster of All Monsters, and says we have seen it for months now. Jacob Fatu has been a massive thrown in Braun’s side. Braun says that is a massive understatement. Braun is done with Jacob sticking his nose in his business. Tonight, Braun shows Jacob why Braun is The Monster when he buzzsaws through Jacob in this match. Then Braun goes to WrestleMania, and he takes the US Championship to complete the grand slam. But Solo Sikoa walks over, laughing at the idea. Last Man Standing? Braun, you are finished! No matter what you say, he still has to go out there and face the Samoan Werewolf!

Braun snarls but LA Knight steps in. Knight tells Braun to not waste his energy on the pumpkin headed bum and his bacon lips flapping. What Solo should do is get his boys in order, and Braun needs to keep his eyes on the prize. Solo says Knight has a lot of balls for coming up and talking to him like that. Knight says no lies told, his are gargantuan! But don’t worry about that. Tama Tonga says “YEHYEHYEHYEH YEAH!” Knight should be worried about Tama tonight. Knight says yes, he’s worried a little bit. If he wants to make noise, go ahead, because he’s gonna make a lot of noise in the ring. Yehyehyeh kehkehkeh checheche as Knight’s stomping Tama’s ass out!

Knight heads to gorilla as he says time to get a ref out here so Knight can remind everyone whose game it is, with everybody saying “L! A! KNIGHT!” The music hits, Knight goes right to the ring, but will the kavorka see him through against the Good Bad Guy?

LA Knight VS Tama Tonga w/ Solo Sikoa!

SmackDown returns as Tama makes his entrance, Solo by his side. The bell rings, Knight and Tama circle while the fans rally up. Solo distracts Knight and Tama runs up, only for Knight to block the cheap shot! Knight fires haymakers,’ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight kicks and whips, then he ELBOWS Tama down! Knight brings Tama up but Tama DROPKICKS! Tamam runs, Knight BOOTS him, then brings him around for a suplex! Knight tells Solo to watch himself, then he stands Tama up. Tama YANKS Knight into buckles! Tama fires hands, then UPPERCUTS Knight! Tama HEADBUTTS, then clamps on for a BIG back suplex!

Knight flounders, Tama pushes him to a cover, TWO! Tama runs, but Knight BOOTS him down! The fans rally as Knight stalks Tama to the corner. Knight stands Tama up to bump him off buckles. Then he bumps him off buckles in another corner! And in another corner! Knight stomps a mudhole in, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight stops as the ref counts 4, and he runs corner to corner for a KNEE! “YEAH!” The fans fire up while Tama flops out, but Knight WRECKS him with a dropkick! Solo and Knight stare down, but Knight stays focused on Tama. Knight dribbles Tama off the desk, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!”

Knight then winds up to SMACK Tama off the desk one more time! Knight puts Tama in, Solo lurks, but Knight still RAMS into Tama! Solo gets on the apron, the ref has him back off, and Tama BLASTS Knight! Knight hits the desk, fans boo while Solo mocks him, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Knight endures a chinlock. The fans rally, Knight fights up and fires body shots. Knight ROCKS Tama again and again, but Tama hits back. Knight headlocks, Tama powers up and out, but Knight runs him over! Things speed up, Knight sunset flips, TWO! Tama runs up to LARIAT Knight down! The fans boo but Solo soaks up that heat. Tama gator rolls Knight to then suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Tama stays focused. Tama rains down fists, then he paces around. Solo tells Tama to keep on Knight and Tama rains down more fists. Tama then goes up a corner, smiles, and mocks the “L! A! KNIGHT!”

Tama leaps, but Knight avoids the macho elbow! The fans fire up while Tama goes to a corner. Knight runs up, but Tama BOOTS him! Tama runs up, but Knight ROCKS him! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, then winds up to LARIAT! And LARIAT again! Knight whips Tama to the corner, then hits a JUMP NECKBREAKER! Tama staggers into the scoop and POWERSLAM! Knight stares Solo down, then paces around. Time to spell it out: L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH! ELBOW DROP! Knight fires up and Chicago is with him! Knight waits on Tama to rise up, and then Knight catches Tama for the cravat! Tama powers out!

Knight grabs ropes, ELBOWS Tama, but Solo takes a swing! Knight ducks to DECK Solo, but Tama rolls Knight up! TWO!! Knight gets free and spins Tama, B F T!! Cover, Knight wins!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall

Solo storms in but Knight gets away! Solo is fuming, Tama is sputtering, but will this be the end of Knight VS the rogues? Or can Jacob Fatu tear down #OneBigSOB and become #1 contender?

 

Paul Heyman waits in the parking lot.

Byron walks over and asks, “If you don’t mind,” to which Heyman says, “Yes, I do mind.” Heyman is waiting on Roman Reigns and now Byron has to bother him? Byron asks if Heyman got any hints as to the favor. No, and Heyman isn’t sure why. No matter what, the… Heyman stops, and wonders why he has to tell this to Byron. Heyman has the cameraman focus on just Heyman. “Ladies and gentlemen, I am saying this for the record. CM Punk, I’m on record saying this, okay? No matter what the favor is, my answer is yes! Okay?! That’s it! That’s it! So now you can just tell me, and get me outta this jam!”

Wait! The car pulls up as Heyman says whatever Punk wants, that answer is yes! Heyman is elated that The Tribal Chief has arrived, but NOPE! It’s Seth Rollins! The Visionary laughs as he sees Heyman in dismay. Cheer up! Not happy to see Rollins? Oh, right, you were expecting the other Shield guy. Rollins takes off his sunglasses and says Heyman looks awful. We’ve seen Heyman in a bad way before, but this might be the worst yet. He looks like he had a horrible week. Rollins, on the other hand, has actually had a great week. He got away from the CM Punk main event celebration, gained some perspective, and formulate a plan.

And Rollins was just thinking… This favor thing? Heyman really dug himself into a hole, huh? But it kinda affects Rollins, too. So when Roman does get here, let Rollins know, because Rollins wants to be present to hear what the favor is, too. Wipe those tears away, it’ll be alright. Rollins heads out, can things only get worse for The Wise Man?

 

Charlotte Flair is here!

Chicago is a bit torn on The Queen strutting her way out to the ring, ready to confront Tiffany Stratton face-to-face. What will she have to say to the WWE Women’s Champion? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns, and now Wade Barrett is in the ring, mic in hand. But without need for introductions, Tiffany Stratton makes her entrance. And it seems like she chose a very similar outfit to what Charlotte chose tonight… Charlotte is not amused, but Wade says due to the heated nature of recent interactions, he was volunteered to moderate this face-to-face. He gives the introductions for champion Tiffany and her WrestleMania opponent, the 2025 Women’s Rumble winner, Charlotte. The fans boo and “WOO~” and Charlotte hopes Tiff hears that, because that is power! Tiff says, “What time is it?” “TIFFY TIME!”

Charlotte says how cute. Wade says he would like to start with Charlotte. Give us more depth as to why Charlotte chose Tiff as your WrestleMania 41 opponent. And does she still feel, after recent events, that Tiff was the wise choice? Charlotte says Tiff was begging, Charlotte is the gift that keeps giving. Tiff wanted a moment, Charlotte hadn’t done charity work lately. And every week, the desperation leaks through! So yes, Charlotte made the right choice. Because Charlotte wanted to show the “smartest” wrestling fans here in Chicago that there is NO comparison! Tiff asks if Charlotte is done. Did she get the “WOO” in?

Tiff wants Charlotte to understand that her biggest opponent has never been in this ring. Charlotte’s biggest opponent has been the fans. And no matter how hard Charlotte tries, how long she’s out for, that is a battle that she’ll never win. And Charlotte loves to put on the facade that nothing gets to her, that she’s above everything, but then she’s crying on some talk show? Which one is it, Charlotte? And the saddest part of this is, no matter how many titles Charlotte wins, and she could break all the records, but when it’s all said and done, Charlotte will always be second to her dad, Ric. And at WrestleMania, Charlotte comes second to Tiffany Stratton.

The fans chant for “Tiffy Time! Tiffy Time!” and Tiff says that is power. Charlotte wants Chicago to hold on. They and Tiff are just regurgitating the things her previous opponents have said. Chicago, Tiff, and everyone around the world, if Charlotte has to… The fans are still thunderous with “TIFFY TIME! TIFFY TIME!” so Charlotte just smirks. Charlotte says it doesn’t matter if Tiff wins 100 times… Oh, well, the fans are booing so loud. What would Chicago like her to say? This is really cool! The thing is, Tiff could win again and again. But fine, Tiff can have the last word.

Tiff asks Charlotte what Charlotte was doing at 25 years old. She was trying to be a volleyball player, drinking in daddy’s basement. What is Tiff doing now at 25 years old? Walking in as WWE Women’s Champion! Chicago cheers that! Charlotte says this is just another match? Seems like Tiff’s gotten to her. And Charlotte’s WrestleMania record may be 4-3, and the Queen inside this ring, but outside, Charlotte ain’t the Queen of SH*T! Charlotte mockingly asks she can’t hear Tiff cuz she’s so squeaky. Tiff says for 16 more days, Charlotte can say she’s WWE’s least favorite nepo-baby! Congrats! No, she’s the Nepo QUEEN! Number one nepo-baby!

Tiff says when she beats Charlotte at Mania, when it’s all said and done, Charlotte will be just like she is outside this ring: ALONE. What’s that record? 0-3? Tiff gives a “WOO~” and a mic drop, then leaves. Charlotte tries to snap back with, “Is that why Ludwig Kaiser is in my DMs?” Tiff ignores that cheap attempt while holding up the belt. Will nothing Charlotte says or does be enough to end Tiffy Time?

 

Nick Aldis speaks.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to make a major announcement. In conjunction with Raw General Manager, Adam Pearce, next week here on SmackDown, we will present a Women’s Tag Team Gauntlet Match featuring teams from both Raw and SmackDown. The winners will face Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez for the Women’s Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania.” A golden opportunity awaits, who runs the gauntlet and wins their golden tickets to Las Vegas?

 

The Street Profits are here!

Chicago cheers as Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins walk in through the smoke, gold in hand as they prepare to watch this next match in person. DIY and Motor City Machine Guns look to settle their grudge while also going for gold, who will meet The Profits for WrestleMania?

WWE Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: #DIY VS Motor City Machine Guns!

SmackDown returns as the introductions are given. The teams sort out and Chris Sabin starts against Johnny Gargano. They circle, tie up, and Sabin wrenches to wristlock. Gargano spins, wrenches, and wristlocks in return, but then Sabin rolls, wrenches, and spins to then slip through. Sabin spins Gargano, steps over, then arm-drags! The fans cheer as Sabin arm-drags again! Gargano tags out to Tommaso Ciampa, but Sabin arm-drags him, too! The fans cheer, Ciampa fights up, but Alex Shelley tags in. Sabin facelocks Ciampa, Shelley goes up, and Shelley AX HANDLES! MCMG double whip Ciampa to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!

Gargano runs in, but into double mule kicks! MCMG has DIY in opposite corners and whip them in. DIY reverse but MCMG dosido, but DIY dodges! MCMG dodges, and they stereo LARIAT in the corners! The fans fire up while DIY flounders. Shelley has Ciampa in a corner, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, but Gargano runs up from the apron! Shelley AX HANDLES Gargano down, then runs up to LARIAT Ciampa up and out! The fans rally, Shelley builds speed, but he has to slide out as Ciampa runs away! Shelley pursues, Ciampa slips in and tags Gargano! Shelley dodges Ciampa, but not Gargano’s SLINGSHOT SPEAR!

Gargano grins and blows out the finger guns, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Gargano stomps Shelley into the corner, backs off as the ref counts, but that lets Ciampa CHOKE Shelley behind the ref’s back! Gargano comes back to tag Ciampa in, and Ciampa ELBOWS Shelley. Gargano runs to KNEE Shelley down, then Ciampa runs in and KNEES Shelley through the ropes! DIY soaks up the heat, Ciampa even talks trash on The Profits, then he brings Shelley around. Ciampa tags Gargano back in, they mug Shelley, and Gargano soaks up heat. Gargano stays between Shelley and Sabin, but Shelley CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Gargano ROCKS him in return! Gargano snapmares Shelley down, basement DROPKICKS, then covers, ONE!!

Gargano is annoyed, but he mocks Sabin with the MCMG hand pointing, and a “SUCK IT!” The ref keeps Sabin back, but that lets Gargano put Shelley in the corner. DIY mugs Shelley, but they get away with it before the ref sees. Gargano tags Ciampa, and Ciampa stomps Shelley around. Ciampa CHOKES Shelley on the ropes, then stops at the ref’s count. Gargano BOOTS Shelley down! Ciampa SLAMS Shelley’s arm down on the mat, then tags Gargano. DIY split the wishbone! Shelley writhes and crawls to the ropes, but Gargano drags him up to DECK him! Gargano sucker punches Sabin, then soaks up heat.

Gargano runs in at Shelley to LARIAT, then he snapmares Shelley down. Gargano goes up, AX- NO, Shelley body shots in return! Ciampa tags in, runs Sabin off, but Shelley gets him for a NECKBREAKER! SmackDown returns to single picture as Gargano grabs Shelley’s legs! Shelley BOOTS Gargano away, hot tag to Sabin! The fans fire up as Sabin climbs, and he CROSSBODIES DIY down! Sabin fires haymakers on Gargano, then Ciampa, and repeat! Sabin fires kicks, then he runs, and he breaks through the double clothesline with a JUMP KNEE! Sabin kicks Ciampa, reels him in, and kicks off Gargano to TORNADO DDT Ciampa!

The fans fire up and Shelley holds the way open! Sabin builds speed to DIVE! Down go DIY and the fans fire up! Sabin puts Ciampa back in, then he tags Shelley. MCMG brings Ciampa up but Ciampa fires haymakers and CHOPS! Ciampa runs, but into a JUMP KNEE! ENZIGIRI! KNEE! LEG SWEEP! DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Ciampa survives that strike fest but Shelley brings Ciampa up. Shelley tags Sabin, Sabin climbs, but Ciampa pulls Shelley’s hair! The ref reprimands, but Gargano trips Sabin up! Ciampa TOSSES Shelley out, then notices the buckle pad fell! Ciampa takes that pad, the ref stops him from using it as a weapon!

Ciampa says fine, and he brings Sabin up to go for the corner! Sabin stops the buckle bump to kick Ciampa! Sabin runs, rolls Ciampa up, TWO!! Ciampa escapes and PSYCHO KNEES! Then he reels Sabin in, PROJECT CIAMPA!! Cover, TWO!! Sabin survives and Ciampa is furious! Tag to Gargano, Ciampa underhooks Sabin, SUPERKICK FAIRYTALE! Cover, Shelley breaks it! The fans fire up but Ciampa kicks Shelley! Ciampa TOSSES Shelley, then hurries to tag back in. DIY has Sabin down as they go to corners! MEET IN THE- NO, Sabin dodges! DIY stops short of colliding, and Sabin waistlocks Ciampa.

Ciampa switches with Sabin but Sabin BOOTS Gargano away. Sabin then switches with Ciampa to shove ihm into Gargano! Shlley is back, atomic drop! Dropkick to the legs! Chancery and basement dropkick! Dream Sequence complete! Shelley hurries up, Sabin turns Ciampa, but Gargano SHOVES Shelley off the corner! Sabin BLASTS Gagano, Ciampa rolls Sabin up, feet on the ropes! The ref sees that and stops the count! The fans fire up while Ciampa is furious! Ciampa runs in, but Sabin sends him into the bare buckle! Roll up, MCMG WINS!

Winners: Motor City Machine Guns, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Championships)

Ciampa’s attempts at cheating just cost him and Gargano! MCMG let the Profits know this match is coming, but Dawkins & Ford say go ahead and bring it. Will Sabin & Shelley quickly become TWO-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions? Or will nothing stop The Profits now that they’re up?

 

The Miz talks with Carmelo Hayes.

The Hollywood A-Lister tells H1M that they need to be ready for an opportunity when it presents itself. Unlike these two. Miz points over to Pretty Deadly! Miz says Elton Prince & Kit Wilson, in their home country, had a title shot and lost! Pretty Deadly? More like Pretty Useless. Melo says, “Imagine getting an opportunity, finally, and fumbling at the one yard line.” Are they a team or just the Chicago Bears? Either way, they’re both jokes. Oh, they’re jokes, huh? Well here’s a joke: The Marine 3. Quick, tag Elton in. Kit “tags” Elton and Elton says, “The Marine 4!” Tag back to Kit, “The Marine 5!” Miz says at least they were made! How’s that musical coming?

Funny Miz should mention that. They just got finished writing this song, and Miz would love it. It is about a character who hasn’t been awesome for at least ten years, if ever. What was it called again? “I was The Miz.” Miz reminds them he is a NINE-TIME tag team champion. How many have they had? Wow, nine times? How many partners did that take? Miz has had so many partners, and now he’s with this younger, hotter model. Miz is like the Leonardo DiCaprio of tag team wrestling. Which leaves them standing here wondering why Melo is so happy to be relegated to The Miz. Kit doesn’t think they’re even a real team.

Miz says this is Melo Don’t Miz! And Pretty Deadly couldn’t beat them on their worst day! Because they are Melo Don’t Miz, and they are AAAAWES-HIM! Melo says they’re working on the catchphrase. But will Melo & Miz prove they’re more than just a struggling sequel? Or will Pretty Deadly light it up like Broadway?

 

Naomi VS B-Fab!

The Glow’s bright light was hiding the dark shadows, but now we are seeing that dark side loud and clear. Naomi put everyone on notice, but will B-Fab heed that warning? Or will she just be fab in the Windy City?

SmackDown returns and Naomi makes her entrance, only for JADE CARGILL to attack! Jade gets the jump on Naomi now, and she rains down fists on the ramp! Security rushes out here, but Jade fires shots on them now! Jade is a storm of fury but Naomi gets away from her to go to the ring. Jade gets loose, Naomi taunts her, but the bell rings! B-Fab throws Naomi down! Jade smiles, letting B-Fab LARIAT and LARIAT and whip! B-Fab runs in, blocks a shot and she fires forearms! B-Fab bumps Naomi off buckles, then whips her corner to corner. LEG LARIAT! B-Fab whips side to side then BOOTS Naomi down! Cover, TWO!

Naomi survives but B-Fab snarls. B-Fab rains down fists and takes out all her own anger! Naomi gets loose, but B-Fab runs up. B-Fab ROCKS Naomi, ROCKS her again, then SLAPS her! B-Fab clinches, and URENAGES! Cover, TWO! Naomi survives again and B-Fab is furious. The fans rally while Naomi crawls to a corner. B-Fab runs up, but Naomi ducks the leg lariat! Naomi CLUBS B-Fab, has that leg stuck int he ropes, and Naomi fires off shots! Naomi has B-Fab in the Tree of Woe, then STOMPS her into buckles! B-Fab flops down, Naomi drags her up, and RIPCORD CODE BREAKER!! Cover, Naomi wins!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall

Naomi is seething, and now she grabs a mic. “Where you at, Jade?! I’m still standing!” The fans fire up as Jade runs back in! BOOT! Jade drags Naomi up, chicken wings her, but security rushes in! Jade again beats all of them up, SUPERKICKS and HAYMAKERS left and right! Jade clears the ring, and Nick Aldis hurries out here. he says he has had just about enough. He can see that there is only one solution: Naomi VS Jade at WRESTLEMANIA! Jade is all fired up, and Naomi has a sinister smile. They both want to put an end to this, but who will be left laying in Las Vegas?

 

Damian Priest speaks.

“Drew McIntyre: the victim. No holes in your logic, right? WrestleMania 40, you had your moment. But your weird obsession took you to CM Punk, and he ended up clowning your ass. I did my job as Senor Money in the Bank: I cashed in and became world champion at WrestleMania. You screwed yourself, but I’m the villain, right? Clash at the Castle should’ve been about us, but this weird obsession you couldn’t let go of, it followed you. I did my job and remained World Heavyweight Champion. You screwed yourself, but I’m the villain, right? Money in the Bank, you should’ve been focused on the moment. You tried to cash in, but your baggage once again followed you.

“I did my job and remained champion. You screwed yourself, but I’m the villain, right? Rumble, Chamber, I eliminated you from both, plain and simple. Then you attack me like a coward, and you cost me my shot at main eventing WrestleMania. You know what you are, Drew? You’re a hypocrite. You make excuses, you bitch and complain, and you point your finger at everybody but yourself. I know what you are, Drew. You’re a junky. You get off on this high from telling stupid ass jokes every week for a cheap ass pop, and you play the victim every, damn, week. You don’t have to paint me as the villain of your story anymore, I am your villain!

“The time to pray IS now, Drew! No looking for me in the shadows. Look for me in the middle of the ring next week, face to face, eye to eye. Because I want you to stop playing the victim and become my victim at WrestleMania!” Priest has issued his challenge, what will McIntyre say to it?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

SmackDown returns and Aldis says this is a part of his job that frankly, is not very fun. In this industry, there is a fine line between coming back like it’s all fine, and then finding out that you may never set foot in this ring again. It is a cliche, but there is a reason we say, “Don’t try this at home.” Aldis doesn’t want to say much more as he’d rather we hear it from the man himself. Please welcome out Kevin Owens. The Prizefighter makes his entrance to a mixed reaction, but still rather positive.

Kevin steps into the ring with Aldis, grabs himself a mic, and then says, “I’ve been doing this for 25 years, and uh… I think I can say confidently that for those 25 years, I really gave everything I had every time I stepped foot in this ring. And in those 25 years, because of this industry, I’ve gotten to live incredible things, and experienced things I’ll never forget.” Kevin says he’s been able to care for his family in a way he could’ve only dreamed of. But… There is a price to pay for that amazing opportunity. And that is the toll it takes on their bodies. Every single guy and girl back there has paid that price at different times. Now, it is Kevin’s turn.

The fans don’t like where this is going, but Kevin says that the reality is, for the last four months, he has been dealing with a very serious neck injury. No one really knew what it was or how serious it was. Thankfully, this week, they figured out what it was, and now Kevin must go get neck surgery. That is what Kevin will do, and the timing couldn’t be worse. Kevin will tell us, not getting to be in the ring with Randy at WrestleMania really sucks. Kevin is really thankful for the WWE allowing him to come out here and tell us all this, because the truth is, he doesn’t know when he’ll have the privilege to be in front of us again.

What Kevin does know is… The last few years, he has learned not to take anything for granted. He will never take this for granted. The fans applaud, and Kevin continues by saying that for now, he wants to say thank you, and he is sorry. The fans applaud again while Kevin and Aldis shake hands. Kevin takes his leave, fans chant “Thank You, Kevin!” but wait! Randy Orton is here! The vans cheer as The Viper makes his way out here, and he seems a bit emotional himself. Orton goes to the ring, walks up the steps, and he looks Kevin in the eyes. Kevin nods and hops down from the apron to go up the ramp. Is this the last we’ll see of Kevin on WWE TV?

The fans rally up for Randy, and Aldis says he hates to be the one to tell him this, but unfortunately, this means Orton no longer has a WrestleMania match. The fans don’t like that, and Orton doesn’t seem to, either. RKO FOR ALDIS!! Orton is upset, but perhaps that wasn’t the best response…?

 

WWE United States Championship #1 Contender’s Last Man Standing Match: Jacob Fatu VS Braun Strowman!

The Samoan Werewolf and the Monster of All Monsters have gone back and forth in brutal battle after brutal battle, but this is where it all comes to a head! LA Knight has the United States Championship, so which of these behemoths will completely demolish the other to go for the gold?

Fatu rushes Braun at the ramp and the fans fire up! The bell rings and Braun HEADBUTTS Fatu! Braun whips Fatu into steel steps, Fatu tumbles, and the count begins already. Fatu sits up at 3 of 10, then drags himself up at 5, but Braun is there to CHOP him! Jacob hobbles, Braun follows, and Braun puts him in the ring. Braun storms in but Fatu KICKS him! And SUPERKICKS him! And runs to LARIAT! Braun is down, Fatu rises, and then Fatu goes up the corner! But Braun is up to YANK Fatu down! Braun scoops Fatu, but Fatu slips free to RAM Braun into buckles! SUPERKICK! Braun stays up, but Fatu runs to BODY CHECK!

Braun is down, the count starts, but Fatu hits the BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Direct hit, but Fatu isn’t satisfied! BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Braun is still down, fans want that “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Braun sputters at 4 of 10, pushes up off the mat at 6, but then flops back over. Braun rolls out to stand at 8! Fatu goes outside, storms in around the way, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Fatu ROCKS Braun with a haymaker! Braun staggers, Fatu HEADBUTTS, but Braun UPPERCUTS! Braun SHOVES Fatu into the steel steps again! Fatu tumbles, but Braun pulls the steps apart! Fatu stands, Braun RAMS him down! The fans fire up with Braun, and Braun RAMS Fatu down again! Braun rips off his shirt and throws it to the fans! Fatu flounders, the count is 7, but Fatu drags himself up at 9! Braun CLUBS Fatu on the back! Braun brings Fatu around to THROW into the Hydration Station! Braun flips Fatu off while the count starts again. Fatu stirs, Braun watches closely, and the count is 6! Fatu stands at 7, so Braun takes the desk hood and SMACKS him with it!

Braun looms near while Fatu is down. Fatu rises at 4, so Braun SMACKS him back down with the hood! Fatu writhes but he sits back up at 5. Fatu stands at 7, but Braun is on him with an UPPERCUT! Fatu staggers around, Braun brings him over to whip, but Fatu reverses! Now Braun runs into steel steps! Braun falls in a heap and the count is on. Fatu goes looking for things while Braun rises at 6. Braun stands at 8, but Fatu SUPERKICKS him! Fatu puts Braun in the ring, then storms in for HEADBUTTS! Braun wobbles, SmackDown returns to single picture, but HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT forces Braun to kneel.

The fans rally up, Fatu runs, but Braun gets under him to SPINEBUSTER! Both men fall over so the count is on both of them! Braun and Fatu both rise at 4, Braun rolls out so he’s on his feet again. Fatu is still down at 6, but Braun gets an idea. The fans cheer as Braun brings out a TABLE! Fatu stands at 9, but Braun slides the table into the ring. Braun storms in and UPPERCUTS Fatu back down! Braun props the table up in a corner, the fans cheer, but Fatu SUPERKICKS again! Braun wobbles, Fatu runs up, but into a BOOT! Fatu is down but rolling, and he makes it to the ropes at 5. Braun runs up but Fatu DUMPS him ojtu!

Fatu builds speed and he DIVES! Braun is sent over the desk! Both big men are down on the outside and the fans fire up! The count rises, Fatu stands at 4, but Braun flounders at 6. Braun drags himself up at 7, and he officially stands at 8. Fatu is right on Braun to POST him! Braun falls in a heap but hurries to get moving. Fatu gets space, and he runs in at Braun, but Braun CLOBBERS him with a chair!! Fatu goes right down and the fans are fired up! Fatu sputters but Braun is on the tracks! STROWMAN EXPRESS through the barriers!! The fans are thunderous as #OneBigSOB just took out the other!

The count is climbing, and we’re at 7 already! Both men flounder up at 8, then stand at 9! The fans fire up as this continues, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and these behemoths are now brawling in front of the bleachers. Fatu rises at 7 of 10, but Braun is on him! Braun UPPERCUTS Fatu, then drags him on top of a road case! This is near the technical area, and while the ref says don’t do it, the fans say definitely do it! Braun suplexes Fatu up, and they crash down through tables!! Chicago loses its mind all over again while the count begins again! We pass 5, then 7! Braun and Fatu only now stir, and we’re 8! 9! Both men stand at 9.9!! Both men stagger around, Braun has a bloody cut on his shoulder, and “This is Awesome!” Braun has somehow made it to ringside, but so has Fatu.

Braun hobbles around, drops to his knees, but he uses the steps to keep going. Braun flounders against the apron, the count is going, and Braun slips into the ring. Fatu is up at 9 again, and he runs up! BODY CHECK through the corner table!! The fans lose their minds again, and the count is back! Both behemoths are down in the wreckage at 5, and then 6! 7! 8! Fatu springs to life at 9! He stands, Braun doesn’t, Fatu wins!!

Winner: Jacob Fatu (NEW #1 Contender to the WWE United States Championship)

The Samoan Werewolf is not only victorious, he is the first man to best Braun in a Last Man Standing match! Will Knight not survive fighting Fatu in Las Vegas?

 

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman, again.

Byron walks over to The Wise Man, who is still waiting. When exactly is Roman Reigns going to arrive? Heyman mocks Byron’s question, then says it’ll be any minute now. Byron thanks Heyman for that, but will Roman even bother to show? We’ll have to wait and, after the break.

 

SmackDown returns and…

Finally, another car pulls into the building. And out steps The Tribal Chief! But he blows right past Heyman to head for gorilla. The music hits, the fans fire up even more, and Roman makes his entrance. He doesn’t even take time to raise the one and cue the pyro, because he wants to get right to the business of this favor. Roman goes to the ring, Heyman doing his best to keep up, and Heyman quickly fetches mics for the two of them. The fans chant “O T C! O T C!” Roman paces, then tells Chicago, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer and raise their ones to the sky. Roman asks The Wise Man, “Is he here?” Heyman says, “Yes, My Tribal Chief.”

The fans cheer for CM Punk and Roman says yes, that’s who he is talking about. “Wise Man!” “Yes, My Tribal Chief!” “Is he still talking about this favor?” “Y-Yes, My Tribal Chief…” Roman says he doesn’t know how Chicago deals with this guy. “Wise Man.” “Yes, My Tribal Chief?” “Should I share a secret with Chicago?” “Yes, My Tribal Chief!” Roman says CM Punk wouldn’t be back here if not for Roman! The fans boo that, but Roman paces. Roman says CM Punk wouldn’t be in the main event of WrestleMania if not for Roman! And he gets it, Chicago is good people. “He’s from the same city as me, I have to like him! Yay~!”

Roman says Chicago means well but they’re not that smart. CM Punk has been around for forever, wrestled everyone under the sun! Hall of famers, legends, champions, but he’s never been in the main event of WrestleMania. No, he hasn’t. Not until he was introduced to the Tribal Chief! The fans duel between “O T C!” and “C M PUNK!” Roman says that’s right. You hear them chanting for The Tribal Chief in your city. Roman’s in the ring, so bring Punk out here so we can quit wasting our time! Roman wants Punk to come on out so we can hear about this favor! Punk needs to come out here and indulge the Tribal Chief!

The fans chant harder, but “BURN IT DOWN!” plays instead! The fans sing along now with “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as Rollins struts his way to the ring. Rollins steps in and struts around Roman and Heyman to get himself a mic. Rollins revels in the singing, then tells Chicago, “I am a Visionary, I am a Revolutionary, I am… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! And I wouldn’t have missed this one for the world, HAHAHAHAAA~!” Rollins doesn’t know what the favor is, but the reality, he feels it’ll knock Roman’s sock off. The thing about reality and Roman is that they don’t seem to jive very well, because unlike all of us, Roman doesn’t like to live in the real world.

But every time Roman steps outside of his little universe, reality bites him in the ass! Rollins won’t do a history lesson, but Example A: The Heist of The Century! Example B: The main event of WrestleMania 40! Fans chant, “What’s The Favor?” Rollins says he’s wondering the same thing, Chicago. But the reality is, Roman underestimated CM Punk. Roman thinks he’s above CM Punk, Roman thinks he doesn’t have to worry about CM Punk. Roman thinks that he can ignore Punk and he’ll go away. Rollins tried that, it doesn’t work, and now Punk is in the main event of WrestleMania, and that is a reality Rollins has to deal with.

Roman could’ve stopped this at WarGames, he didn’t. He could’ve let Rollins stop this at Madison Square Garden, he didn’t. And now, here we are, waiting on the favor. The fans chant for Punk, and Rollins says he’s in a lot better place than he was last week “celebrating” that news of Punk in the main event. Rollins realized that the reality gives him two options: Either you suffer and get left behind, or you adapt and you control reality. Roman isn’t sure what Rollins is getting at. But he tells Rollins the reality here is, Rollins is untrustworthy. Roman could bring up loyalty, but he feels Rollins has no clue what that word means.

CM Punk is here because Roman made a promise to The Wise Man. And Roman keeps his word. The reality is, Roman didn’t call Rollins out here, Roman called Punk out here! The fans sing, “Roman! Roman Reigns~!” Rollins takes off the sunglasses to be serious. Roman called Punk out here, Rollins is here to hear from Punk. So there’s only one thing missing, and that’s CM Punk. The fans chant for Punk, and Rollins steps back as he says time mot hear what the favor is. Punk makes his entrance again and the fans cheer! Punk steps into the ring, wary of Rollins. Rollins keeps his distance, and now Punk smirks at Roman.

The fans cheer on Punk as he has a mic to say, “The favor. What’s the favor? This is about friendship. This is about legacy. This is about promises made and promises kept. This is about… loyalty. Paul, this goes back to 4400 Shepherdsville Road in Louisville, Kentucky, when on day one, I showed up and they told you that I don’t belong, and they told you to fire me, and you said no. And hell, your Wise Man is just that: he is wise beyond his years. Paul, you prophesized this on national television on Monday Night Raw. And if everybody else has forgotten about it, that certainly doesn’t mean I have.”

The fans cheer, and Punk says even before that. Let’s throw it back to the day Heyman left this company on Big Show’s bus. Punk, Heyman, Show, RVD, standing there and talking amongst themselves. And Punk mistakenly made it about himself. Punk told Paul, “They’re gonna fire me! Without you, I’m nothing! Paul, don’t leave!” Paul said no, Punk will be fine. Punk said he is sorry about making it about him, and asked Paul what he could do for him. In that moment, Paul Heyman told CM Punk, “When you main event WrestleMania, force them to deal with us.” Well “they” aren’t here anymore, so Punk will force Roman Reigns, “My Tribal Chief,” out of his comfort zone!

Punk will force Roman to deal with “us.” Heyman is realizing what Punk is getting at. And Punk says in the main event of WrestleMania, in Punk’s corner, it will be Roman’s Wise Man, Punk’s best friend, PAUL HEYMAN! The fans cheer and Rollins says he told Roman this was coming. Heyman remembers back to Raw a decade ago, and Roman is beside himself! Roman says, “That’s the favor?” Roman now laughs! Roman says, “You understand he loves me, right? He needs me! I saved him! Even if I let him, he wouldn’t!” Roman laughs some more and says, “Wise Man.” Heyman responds, “Yes, My Tribal Chief.”

Roman says, “Let this desperate fool down easy, will ya?” The fans duel, but the CM Punk chants return. Punk smiles as Heyman hesitates. Roman is confused and upset, and Heyman is on the brink of tears! Roman asks if Heyman is crying. Heyman better wipe his eyes and tell Punk, “No.” But Heyman tries to explain this out. Roman says he took Heyman, he made Heyman relevant, so tell Punk, “No!” Heyman wipes his eyes, takes a breath, and Roman says he has one more opportunity. “Tell him, ‘no.'” Heyman raises the mic, looks between Roman and Punk, and says, “No, My Tribal Chief, I can’t do that.”

The fans fire up and Rollins is loving this! Heyman says Roman means a lot to him, but so does Punk! Roman backs Heyman into a corner, but Punk goes after Roman! The fans fire up, and Punk fireman’s carries! Heyman is so conflicted, but Punk hits a G T S!! Punk and Rollins stare down while Chicago is thunderous! Heyman is devastated, and Rollins just leaves it at this. The fans boo, but will the Triple Threat main event at WrestleMania be more than enough for Rollins to burn it down?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown with some great build, and some sadder news. Kevin Owens’ neck injury and following surgery are all legit, so the highly anticipated grudge match between him and Randy Orton is legitimately canceled. Orton giving Aldis an RKO is certainly one way for Orton to respond. I’m not sure how, but they might improvise some kind of consolation story so Orton can still be part of Mania. Meanwhile, it is great that we’re adding Naomi VS Jade to WrestleMania for their grudge match. Good stuff from them as Jade attacks, Naomi still finds a way to beat B-Fab, and then they brawl again. I almost feel like their match should have a special stipulation given the heat behind it.

Very good promos from Drew McIntyre and Damian Priest to also direct us towards their grudge match. I almost feel like those two need a stipulation, too. I know NXT and Halloween Havoc is where “Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal” has been featured, but this is Las Vegas. Why not spin the wheel to up the ante? Well, that aside, both McIntyre VS Priest and Naomi VS Jade feel very up in the air, either side could win and come away strong enough to go for a title. Speaking of titles, I guess the theme for Charlotte VS Tiffany really is “Anything you can do, I can do better.” And that was perhaps the sloppiest worked-shoot I’ve seen in a long time. Oddly, I think the last one also involved Charlotte…

Fenix VS Frazer was an awesome match, practically PPV level, but naturally Fenix won. Good promo from him after, and good promo from Legado to help set up Fenix’s next match. Fenix VS Berto will be great stuff, and maybe Andrade joins in the story as he’s been trying to convince Berto and even Angel that Santos isn’t really the leader they deserve. We definitely need to see Fenix VS Santos and maybe even Fenix VS Andrade as this story gets going. Also, I like them making a tag team gauntlet for the Women’s Tag titles. The six teams between both Raw and SmackDown (because that’s all there really are right now) all have a pretty good chance, can’t wait to see who wins.

Great tag team match from DIY VS MCMG, and it works that MCMG won. They finally settle things with DIY from when DIY turned Heel, and now MCMG will have a proper tag match against The Profits. Very good promo from Braun and Knight with Solo and Tama, and then a very good match from LA Knight VS Tama Tonga. Solo of course did his best to interfere, and of course Knight wins out. Braun VS Jacob was an awesome main event match, and they made good use of the Last Man Standing stipulation. It was clear Jacob would win given how he cost Braun last week and has basically had Braun’s number since the beginning of this feud. The question now will be, does Solo cost Jacob the title at Mania? And how?

And of course, the big attraction for being in Chicago is everything CM Punk. Great opening promo from him, as well as with Heyman. Heyman waiting for Roman to get Rollins first was a good promo, too. And while a lot of fans were expecting something big for “the favor,” I do give WWE credit for using this as a way to call back to over 10 years (maybe closer to 12?) when Heyman was Punk’s Advocate and did make that promise to Punk that they’d be together for Punk’s WrestleMania main event. This is about as close to a #FinishTheStory moment for Punk as I think we’ll get, but it’s pretty good for all of us longtime fans who were even watching way back when. Punk standing tall tonight is good stuff, too, since it’s Chicago, but it’s still too early to call the match.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s NJPW Road to Sakura Genesis Results & Report! (4/4/25)

It’s a Junior Genesis!

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Bullet Club is taking aim at gold again!

Clark Connors called out El Desperado, and Taiji Ishimori is bringing Robbie X, will Bullet Club soon run NJPW’s Junior Heavyweight Division?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Ninja Mack & Katsuya Murashima VS MAO & Yuya Koroku; Mao & Koroku win.
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Ryusuke Taguchi; Tanahashi wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Yota Tsuji & Shingo Takagi VS EVIL & Dick Togo; Tsuji & Takagi win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Hontai VS Bullet Club War Dogs; Hontai wins.
  • IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Taiji Ishimori & Robbie X; Eagles & Fujita win and retain the titles.
  • IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Hardcore Match: El Desperado VS Clark Connors; Desperado wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

After the opening tag match…

Katsuya Murashima has a hard head, but Mao still broke through with the Force Kick. Then he grabs the mic to say, “We are Mao and Yuya Koroku of DDT Pro. And just wait, because there’s more to come. Maybe even in May.” Mao smiles, is he teasing his taking part in Best of the Super Juniors?

 

Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Ryusuke Taguchi!

The Ace Final Road moves on from Connection to Kinship. He did lose to Shingo Takagi to start this Road to Sakura Genesis, but now he moves on to the Funky Weapon. Will Tanahashi get his momentum back? Or will Taguchi have a parting gift for the president?

Tanahashi stands on the corner like usual, and Taguchi storms up like he’s going to attack! The ref stops Taguchi, but Taguchi assures he’s just joking. Tanahashi shows the abs and the fans cheer. The bell rings and the fans rally behind Tanahashi. Taguchi and Tanahashi circle, tie up, and Taguchi waistlocks. Tanahashi switches, Taguchi wrenches free to wristlock. Tanahashi powers through to wrench and wristlock Taguchi, then hammerlocks. Taguchi reaches down but Tanahashi keeps his feet back. Taguchi drop toeholds, then floats to a headlock. Tanahashi slips out to hammerlock, then floats to a headlock.

Taguchi fights up, but Tanahashi hits the takeover! Taguchi headscissors, Tanahashi kips free, and the fans cheer as Tanahashi plays the air guitar! And uh, Taguchi is perhaps playing air saxophone? Well, the two reset, feel things out, and knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder with the Test of Strength, and Tanahashi knees low to wrench and hammerlock. Tanahashi then headlocks, but Taguchi endures the grind. Taguchi pulls hair, the ref reprimands, but Taguchi fires body shots. Taguchi powers up and out, drops down, then bypasses. And he drops down! And he bypasses! The fans fire up as Taguchi keeps things going!

Tanahashi runs and runs and runs as Taguchi keeps him moving! Tanahashi is slowing down! Is he finally tired? Yes! Tanahashi drops to his knees and the fans cheer “TA-GU-CHI!” Taguchi shrugs, then asks Tanahashi if he’s okay. Tanahashi says yes! Tanahashi rises, Taguchi is on him, but Tanahashi fires the strike fest! Taguchi kicks low, runs, but Tanahashi dodges the hip attack! Or, perhaps just collapsing? Either way, Taguchi crashes ‘n’ burns. The fans rally, Tanahashi stomps Taguchi’s butt, then stomps it more. Tanahashi stands Taguchi, puts him in the ropes, and kicks his butt quite literally! And even DROPKICKS!

Taguchi is dazed in the ropes and slowly slumps down. Taguchi dangles, the ref helps him back up and in. Tanahashi looms over Taguchi while the fans rally back up. Tanahashi drags Taguchi up, but Taguchi CHOPS! Tanahashi eggs him on so Taguchi CHOPS again and again! Tanahashi UPPERCUTS Taguchi, then steals the HIP ATTACK! And HIP ATTACK! And HIP ATTACK! Taguchi CHOPS! Taguchi fires body shots, but Tanahashi UPPERCUTS! And HIP ATTACKS! Tanahashi fires up, the fans cheer, but Taguchi hits THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!! Tanahashi staggers around in pain, but it seems his buns of steel hurt Taguchi in return!

The fans rally as both men stand. Taguchi dropkicks Tanahashi’s legs out, then has OH MY GAH ANKLE! But Tanahashi rolls to steal OH MY GAH ANKLE! Taguchi hops his way to a corner, goes up, and he has Tanahashi caught for DEADLY NUT SHADE! Tanahashi staggers, Taguchi runs up, HIP ATTACK into an atomic drop! Tanahashi runs, but Taguchi gets under Slingblade to roll Tanahashi! TWO, OH MY GAH ANKLE! Tanahashi fights, reels Taguchi in, but Taguchi powers Tanahashi down for OH MY GAH ANKLE! Tanahashi turns over, kicks Taguchi, but Taguchi holds on! The fans rally as Tanahashi reaches out!

Taguchi drags Tanahashi back and runs, BUM-A-YE! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Taguchi goes to a corner! Taguchi calls upon the powers of Thong Style! But Tanahashi’s already up! Taguchi shouts, “Tanahashi, ARIGATO~!” The fans fire up and Taguchi shouts, “ORYA~!” But then he sees Tanahashi’s been standing there. Taguchi is a bit stunned, then he fires up again! Taguchi runs up, into a SLINGBLADE! Tanahashi fires up, the fans are with him, and he goes up the corner! HIGH FLY FLOW!! Cover, Tanahashi wins!

Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall

And so the storied rivalry comes to an end, with Ace on top! But Tanahashi is still running the gauntlet! He has a showdown with Shota Umino tomorrow, will Tanahashi be able to break through to the Roughneck? Or will Shota’s Second Chapter take a dark turn?

 

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Taiji Ishimori & Robbie X!

The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but they did get jumped by The Bone Soldier. The War Dogs are all about bringing gold and bringing bodies, so will Taiji and Mr. X do a bit of both? Or will the Ichiban Sweet Boys stay golden?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is truly mighty!

The War Dogs bark a bit but TMDK isn’t scared. Fujita starts against X and the fans rally for “FU-JI-TA!” Fujita and X circle, but then Taiji slips in and CLOBBERS Fujita! Robbie BLASTS Robbie, then Buller Club double whip. Fujita ducks ‘n’ dodges to DOUBLE SHOTGUN! The fans fire up and Fujita kips up! Tag to Eagles and they double whip X to DOUBLE ELBOW, split the wishbone, and DOUBLE PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up, Taiji returns, but Fujita sweeps the legs! Eagles KICKS Taiji in the side, Fujita adds a SOMERSAULT SENTON, and Eagles adds a basement DROPKICK! The fans cheer as TMDK holds the ring.

Eagles has X down while he starts up the “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE! OI OI OI!” “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE! OI OI OI!” X tries to get away but Eagles keeps him in place, “ROBBIE!” “OI!” “ROBBIE!” “OI!” “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE! OI OI OI!” X SLAPS Eagles! Eagles KNEES low, then he KICKS X down! Cover, ONE, but Eagles drags X up. Eagles bumps X off buckles then tags Fujita. Fujita snapmares X, KICKS him in the back then covers, TWO! The fans rally behind Fujita as he stays on X. Fujita slaps X around, but X ROCKS and CHOPS Fujita! Fujita CHOPS X down! The fans rally and Fujita waistlocks, but X fights free!

Fujita ducks the backhand to CHOP X down! Fujita runs, but Taiji trips him up! Taiji drags Fujita out, fires forearms, but Fujita CHOPS! The fans fire up and Fujita hurries up, but X FRONT FLIP KICKS! X skins the cat, but Eagles runs up! X TOSSES Eagles, then Taiji gives him a hand! Taiji helps X go up and up to SUPER MOONSAULT! Down go the Ichiban Sweet Boys and the fans fire up! The ref checks on Eagles & Fujita but Taiji undoes the blue buckle pad! X puts Fujita in, then he and Taiji double whip. They DOUBLE ELBOW Fujita down, then X wheelbarrows with Taiji for the VICTORY SPLASH! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Fujita stays in this. X drags Fujita up, and bumps him off bare buckles! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Taiji tags back in. Taiji drags Fujita up, snapmares, and FIST DROPS! Cover, TWO! Taiji drags Fujita around, traps an arm, and grabs the other arm! Fujita endures as Taiji grinds and pulls, then he YANKS the arm! Fujita writhes from that sacrifice, and X tags in. X hauls Fujita up to snapmare, then he ELBOW DROPS the bad arm! And STOMPS it! X bumps Fujita off buckles, then BLASTS Eagles again! Tag to Taiji, and X snapmares Fujita for Taiji’s slingshot ELBOW DROP!

Taiji resets Fujita for X’s handstand SENTON! Taiji covers, TWO! Fujita stays in this but Taiji stays on him. Taiji BLASTS Eagles back off the apron, but the fans rally for Fujita. Taiji drags Fujita up, and POSTS him! The ref reprimands, but Taiji brings Fujita around to hammerlock, scoop, and SHOULDER BUSTER! Fujita writhes but the fans still rally behind him. Taiji waits on Fujita, then runs in, but Fujita drop toeholds! Taiji fights that to a cradle, TWO! Taiji kicks low, whips, but Fujita reverses and GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Fujita and Taiji crawl while the fans rally up, hot tag to Eagles!

Eagles springboards, Taiji dodges, but Eagles BOOTS X! And then he RANAS Taiji, and WHEEL KICKS! X storms in to kick Eagles! Bullet Club whips but Eagles reverses to send Taiji away! Then Eagles sends X into Taiji! X falls over, Eagles dropkicks Taiji’s legs out! Eagles keeps moving, BASEMENT LARIAT DROPKICK COMBO! The fans fire up and Eagles aims at Taiji in the corner. Eagles runs up, DOUBLE KNEES, and then rolls back. Taiji sits down, Eagles METEORAS! Cover, TWO! Taiji stays in this and the fans rally up. Eagles stomps Taiji’s leg, KICKS it, then goes up the corner. Eagles aims, WARP 4- NO, Taiji dodges!

Eagles rolls through and keeps moving to DIVE onto X! Fujita waistlocks Taiji, Taiji fights free! Taiji runs to GOLDEN TRIANGLE onto Eagles! But then Fujita FLIES to wipe out the War Dogs! Korakuen is thunderous will all four men down! The ring count starts, TMDK regroups and drags Taiji up. They put him in at 7 of 20 and the fans rally up again. TMDK double wrenches, and MAXXY BOMBS! Cover, TWO! Taiji survives but TMDK has more tricks to try. Eagles scoops, Taiji slips free and CLAWS the eyes! Taiji then RAMS Eagles into Fujita, and uses Eagles as a pommel horse to ENZIGIRI Fujita down!

Taiji spins Eagles around, BLOODY- NO, Eagles fights that! Taiji mule kicks Eagles in the face! Taiji whips, Eagles reverses, but Taiji handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! Both men are down, the fans rally up, and Taiji crawls over, hot tag to X! Robbie storms up on Robbie to stomp him around. X eggs on Eagles, then mockingly chants “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE! X, X, X!” X ROCKS Eagles, but Eagles fires a forearm, an uppercut, and a KICK to the leg! X kicks low, runs the ropes, but Eagles follows! But X catches him to a wheelbarrow, victory roll, turnover, but he feints the toehold to BACKFLIP over, and he reels Eagles in! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up and X can’t believe it! X fires up, says BANG, and the fans bark along. X runs, but Eagles reels him in! X breaks free and CHOPS! Eagles wobbles, X reels him in, and X suplexes! But Eagles slips free! Eagles waistlocks, X switches, but Eagles cravats for ASAI DDT! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Eagles crawls, hot tag to Fujita! Fujita CHOPS X! Fujita whips corner to corner, runs up, but X puts him on the apron. Fujita ducks a shot to SHOTEI! The fans fire up with Fujita, and Fujita springboards in, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Fujita runs and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO!

X survives but the fans fire up behind Fujita! Fujita vows to end this, and he hauls X up. Fujita suplexes, but X knees free! X wrenches, Fujita wrenches, and Fujita drop toeholds! Fujita steps through, ties up the legs, and he has the arms! NEMOS SPECIAL! X endures, Eagles keeps Taiji out! Eagles then slips in, but Taiji follows! Eagles trips Taiji, steps through, but Taiji BOOTS Eagles into Fujita! X is free! Taiji CLUBS Fujita, whips, but Fujita reverses to TOSS Taiji! Fujita stalks X, waistlocks, and deadlifts, but X fights back with elbows! Fujita still takes this to the ropes, O’CONNER BRIDGE! TWO!! X is free again, but Fujita BOOTS him!

Eagles tags in, then TMDK double whips X, just to crisscross and HEEL KICK WHEEL KICK COMBO! The fans fire up and Eagles stands X up. Fujita joins in, they double wrench and MAX- NO, Taiji pushes X to freedom! Taiji JUMP KNEES Eagles! Fujita CHOPS Taiji down! X blocks Eagles’ kick to SPIN KICK! X runs, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! X PELES into a SUPERKICK!! All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! Taiji and Fujita bail out while the Robbies stir. Eagles drags X to center, steps through, but X KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Eagles just snarls and spinning toeholds! X writhes and Eagles takes aim.

Eagles runs up, but X ducks the Hyperion! X hobbles up and brings Eagles around, but Eagles schoolboy bridges! TWO, but Eagles steps through! X KICKS free, Taiji is in, and Taiji runs up at the corner. Taiji blocks Eagles’ kick, puts him in the ropes, and X ENZIGIRIS while Taiji runs, SLIDING GERMAN! X adds a RUNNING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Eagles survives, but X hurries to stand him up! Feed to Taiji, for BLOODY- NO, Eagles slips free and shoves X into Taiji! Eagles then blocks a kick, fires strikes, and he hooks X up! But X fights the Turbo Backpack to go up and POISON-RANA! X handsprings, to X CUTTER!! Cover, TWO?!?!

Eagles survives, the fans are thunderous but X is shocked! X hauls Eagles up, feeds to Taiji, BLOODY KILLER!! X goes up, up, and X-EXPRESS!! Cover, Fujita barrels in and breaks it!! The fans are thunderous again, but Taiji hauls Fujita up. Fujita CHOPS! Taiji CHOPS! Fujita SHOTEIS! Taiji BOOTS! Fujita HEEL KICKS! X SUPERKICKS Fujita, then dodges him to PELE! The fans fire up, X handsprings, but into Eagles’ arms! Fujita runs up, SWEET BUSTER!! Cover, TAIJI BREAKS IT! The fans are electric as Fujita deadlifts Taiji, Eagles SUPERKICKS Taiji for the GERMAN SUPLEX! Eagles now aims at X! HYPERION!! Cover, TMDK wins!

Winners: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall (still IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions)

Bullet Club pushed Eagles & Fujita to their limits, but they truly learned that The Mighty Don’t Kneel! TMDK still hold the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag titles, what more will they gain here in NJPW? Wait, wait, Yoh & Wato are here?! Wato grabs the mic to say, “Hey! That was awesome! But Yoh and I are the next challengers.” Even Yoh seems surprised! But Wato tells Eagles & Fujita that he would like a reply right now. Wato holds out the mic, Eagles takes it, and he checks with Fujita, “Honto ni? <Are they serious?>” Eagles says this happens every time! There hasn’t been one defense where TMDK can just go to the back and rest up.

No, every time, someone has to scurry on out here. But let him get this right: Wato & Yoh are next? Honto ni?! Well, they might as well go on to V3. So if it is okay with the Japanese Young Punk… Eagles offers the mic, the fans cheer for Fujita, and Fujita takes the mic. “First of all, maybe for Mr. Weirdo, Yoh, it’s a bit soon. And I did want to wrestle Wato, but I have had my fill of Yoh.” Yoh turns to go but Wato has him hold on. Fujita says that if they’re really the ones challenging, he needs to hear it from Yoh. Fujita slides the mic to Yoh, and while Yoh lies down on the mat, he says, “Wato invited me out here, and now it seems I’m part of this.”

But if they are going to challenge for the titles, then yes, Yoh would really, really like those belts. So Robbie, Fujita, you’re on! Yoh stares down Fujita, then gets a close look at the belt. Will Yoh & Wato Direct Drive down the Way to the Grandmaster? Or will the Ichiban Sweet Boys stay golden?

 

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Hardcore Match: El Desperado VS Clark Connors!

The Rogue Luchador walked through the Crown of Fire, but now he’s in the frying pan! There are no disqualifications, no count outs, and no buckle pads! But there are plenty of chairs waiting in every corner. This is going to be wild and unpredictable, but we do know it’ll be violent! Will Desperado make it through this genesis? Or will the title soon be 100 Proof?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Despy is still The Best of the Super Juniors!

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Connors and Despy stare down, the fans cheer for Despy but many bark for Connors. Despy and Connors storm up, and Despy CHOPS! Connors nods and CHOPS! Despy CHOPS again, so Connors CHOPS again! The CHOPS continue back and forth, and Despy is already having fun! The fans rally as the CHOPS go faster and faster! Connors gets the edge, and he CHOPS Despy against ropes! The fans cheer, but Despy grins. Despy steps back up and pats Connors on the head as he says, “Can’t believe you haven’t already been champion.” And then the CHOPS continue!

The fans fire up as the CHOPS just keep going! Despy CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS, then CHOPS Connors against the ropes! The fans cheer and Connors checks his stinging chest. The two circle again, and Connors winds up to CHOP! Despy CHOPS, Connors CHOPS, and the fans rally as the CHOPS just keep going! Connors fires an UPPERCUT and a HAYMAKER, but then Despy comes back to UPPERCUT! Connors staggers away to ropes and the fans fire up again. Despy grins and nods, and Connors says time to really get hardcore. They each grab a chair! The fans fire up as these two storm up!

Despy swings but Connors ducks! Connors swings but Despy ducks! Despy BOOTS Connors’ chair away, but Connors blocks Despy’s chair shot! Connors kicks low, puts the chair aside, and whips Despy at the corner! Despy stops short of hitting bare buckles but Connors runs in. Despy dodges, Connors stops short of hitting buckles! Connors RAMS and whips Despy, but Despy reverses to send Connors into the steel! Then Despy goes corner to corner and Connors hits buckles hard! The fans fire up and Despy grins. Despy says Connors asked for this, and now he’s learning. Despy drags Connors up to CLUB him down.

Despy grabs a chair, and then uses it to scoop Connors, FULL METAL SLAM! Cover, ONE!! Connors shows some grit already and Despy is impressed. Despy sits the chair up, then brings Connors over. Despy pushes Connors’ head onto the seat, but Connors sits up and flips Despy off. So Despy pokes Connors in the eye! Despy puts Connors’ head back on the seat, and SMACKS chair with chair! Connors tumbles out of the ring after that homerun shot and the fans fire up! Despy pushes the chairs aside, then goes out after Connors. The fans applaud as Despy passes by, but Connors CLOBBERS him with a trashcan!

The fans fire up as both men are down from that demolition derby, and even the timekeeper and commentary has to watch out for flying lids. Connors SMASHES Despy with the can, then lifts it back up, HEADSHOT! Despy slumps down and the fans duel. Connors clears out space, says he’s the king of this, and he UPPERCUTS Despy! Despy staggers around, and Young Lions have the fans get back. Connors takes a lap and builds speed as he goes, to JEEP FLIPPER! Despy is sent right into the chairs! Now that’s a way to bowl a strike! The fans bark with Connors, then he drags Despy up. Connors SMACKS Despy off the wood bleachers!

Connors JAMS Despy up with a chair, tells more fans to clear out, and Connors drags Despy to the upper deck! Kids are scared as Connors storms over, but Despy fires body shots on Connors! Despy knees Connors low, but Connors ROCKS Despy! They go to the very back of the bleachers, and Connors SMACKS Despy off the wood! Connors stands among the crowd and the fans bark it up! But Despy comes back to SMACK Connors! They go into another section, Despy stomps Connors down, then CHOKES him! Despy drags Connors up to ROCK him with a right! Connors staggers into the chairs, and flops to the edge of the deck!

Despy CHOKES Connors, Red Shoes reprimands, but there’s nothing to be done! Connors CLAWS Despy’s eyes! The fans rally while Connors sputters. Connors stands, and he looks at the floor below. Connors drags Despy up, the fans freak out already, but Despy fights the suplex! Connors still tries, but Despy wrenches out to ROCK Connors! Connors takes a seat, but now Despy looks at the floor! Despy drags Connors up, but he takes the stairs. Despy then has another section of fans clear out! Despy whips and BOWLS Connors through chairs! Connors ends up in the bleachers! Despy winds up, and the fans join in on shouting, “STRIKE!!”

Despy hobbles over to drag Connors up, then brings him back to ringside. Connors UPPERCUTS, then he POSTS Despy! Despy falls in a heap while Connors leans against the apron. Connors storms back over, and he grabs a chair from the corner. Connors takes aim, and he swings that chair, but Despy ducks! Chair hits POST, and not only is Connors disarmed, but a piece of the chair comes flying off! Commentary narrowly avoids disaster, but a camera has taken some damage. Despy finds as kendo stick! But so does Connors! Both men grin as violent minds think alike. They meet around the way, and go up into the orange seats!

The fans fire up as Despy and Connors go up to the aisleway, and Young Lions have the fans move back as a precaution. Connors and Despy stand off like it’s high noon, and they CLASH! CLASH! CLASH! Despy’s kendo stick is falling apart already, and Connors SMACKS Despy in the head! And again! And again! And again! Now Connors’ stick has broken, but he just SMACKS away on Despy’s back! Connors fires up and the fans fire up with him! Connors paces while the fans continue to rally. Connors winds up to SMACK Despy again! Connors hears a young fan cheering on Despy and gets right in the kid’s face!

The fan doesn’t back down but Red Shoes has Connors back off. Connors drags Despy up, brings him around with a headlock, and they go down the stands. Connors flips off all the fans he sees wearing and/or holding Despy merch, then he POSTS Despy again! The fans rally and duel, but Connors paces. “DE-SU-PY!” “WOOF!” “DE-SU-PY!” “WOOF!” echoes as Connors takes off his own leather belt! Connors sits Despy up, then stands him up against the post! Connors uses that 100 Proof belt to strap Despy into the corner! Connors then grabs a fresh kendo stick! Red Shoes reprimands, but there’s nothing to stop Connors as he SMACKS Despy right on the back!

Despy slumps down, but the belt trapping his hands keeps him up just enough. Connors finds some whiskey, takes a swig, but Despy talks trash! So Connors SMACKS him again! Connors takes another swig, then he splashes that right on the cuts and scrapes on Despy’s back! Despy shouts in pain but he’s still trapped. Connors goes looking, and he brings out a TABLE! And then another table! The fans bark as Connors sets those up at ringside, and the Young Lions already have fans move back as a precaution. Connors asks if we’re having fun or what, and the fans are a bit torn. Connors finishes with the furniture, and the fans applaud.

Despy tells Connors off again, and we see Despy has a bloody back. So Connors SMACKS him again! Connors is raising that batting average but he has yet to win the game. Connors tells Red Shoes to set Despy free, and he claims to be a good sport. Red Shoes removes the belt, and Despy turns around, but into another SMACK! That kendo stick is busted, and Connors looms over Despy while he writhes on the floor. Connors drags Despy up, brings him around, and reels him back in! The fans rally but Despy fights the bomb! Now Despy lifts Connors, but Connors fights the spinebuster! And he POSTS Despy again!

Despy writhes, Connors drags him back up and puts him in the ring. The fans applaud, and Connors brings that whiskey. Connors takes another swig, then he looks around for something else. Connors takes a fan’s Despy banner, wraps it around the bottle, and then SMASHES the bottle against the post! The whiskey splashes around, some pieces of glass also fly, but Connors brings the broken bottle to the ring! Connors sits Despy up, takes aim, but Despy blocks Connors’ hand! The fans freak out as the two struggle, and Connors still pushes the jagged edge against Despy’s mask! Despy LOW BLOWS to save himself!

The fans fire up, and it seems Connors has split his pants at some point. Despy rises, and now he has the bottle! Red Shoes warns Despy, but Despy sits Connors up! Despy tells Connors to give up now, but Connors says F U! Despy says well, alright. And he DIGS the bottle into Connors’ forehead!! Despy lets off and Connors scrambles away! Despy asks for someone to dispose of the bottle, and hands it off to a Young Lion. Connors is of course bleeding, but Despy GRINDS Connors’ face off the ropes! Despy wipes the blood off the ropes, then he storms up on Connors. Despy climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, all the way to TEN!

Despy BITES Connors on the forehead! Despy steps off with a sinister grin while Connors sputters in the corner. Despy goes back for Connors, drags him up, and whips him hard into the bare buckles! Connors slumps down, and Despy mockingly asks, “Hurts, huh?” Despy whips Connors corner to corner hard the other way! The fans cheer while Connors writhes, and Despy drags him back up. Despy whips Connors again, but Connors reverses! Despy hits buckles and slumps down! Connors runs in, but Despy FLAPJACKS him off buckles! Despy grabs a chair, sits it up, then grabs a few more to do the same!

Despy makes quite the chair circle, and the fans rally as Despy brings Connors over. Despy SLAPS Connors, then hoists him up top. Despy climbs up, admitting to Red Shoes that this is a bit risky but it’ll be fine. Despy fires the fans up, then brings Connors up. Connors fights the suplex, throws body shots, then he HEADBUTTS Despy! Despy wobbles, Connors gets under him, and Connors POWERBOMBS Despy onto the chairs! Despy writhes, his back only taking more damage! Connors clears the chairs out and crawls around. Connors aims from the corner, runs, but Despy dodges! Connors almost spears buckles!

Despy runs up, Connors puts him on the apron, and he ROCKS Despy! Despy wobbles, and we’re near those tables…! Connors runs in, but Despy goes up and over! Despy hoists Connors up for a BIG back suplex! Then he suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Despy goes outside. Despy looks under, and he brings out a chair wrapped in barbed wire!! The fans freak out but Despy raises that chair triumphantly. Despy turns around, Connors SPEARS him and the chair!! Both men are writhing in pain but for different reasons! Red Shoes checks both men, and now Connors has bloody scratches on his shoulder!

Connors and Despy see the chair, they both scramble for it, and they both get a hand on it! But they decide to take strips of wire from it!? Despy grins and Connors nods. The fans rally up as Connors puts his hair back, and then wraps a fist in the wire! Despy does the same with his piece of wire, though that’s a bit double-edged. The fans bark it up, and we’re into some new territory here! They both just start throwing barbed wire fists! They dig the wires into the other’s forehead!! Red Shoes wants them to stop, but both Despy and Connors tell him to shut up! Then Connors kicks, but Despy blocks! Despy digs the wire into Connors’ groin!!

Despy runs, but into a SNAP POWERSLAM onto the barbed wire chair!!! Despy writhes, Connors grabs the chair, and Connors takes aim to JAM Despy up! And then SMACK him on the back!! Despy writhes, but Connors puts the chair down underneath him! Connors grabs the arms, to CURB STOMP Despy into the barbed wire chair!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Despy survives and the fans are thunderous! Despy has bloody cuts on his arms and chest but he still has fighting spirit! Connors drags Despy up, puts on out, and- NO, Despy blocks the No Chaser! Connors KNEES low, then tries again! But Despy wrenches out and BACK SUPLEX onto the barbed wire!! Cover, TWO!!

Despy kicks the chair aside, and he drags Connors up. Connors blocks the lift, wrenches out, but Despy catches the lariat to wrench, spin, and underhook! PINCHE LOCO!! Despy crawls to the cover, TWO!?!? Connors survives and the fans are thunderous! Despy is frustrated but he rises back up. Despy hauls Connors up, underhooks, TIGER DRIVER, and then a roll through! PINCH- NO, Connors wrenches out, and TROPHY KILLER!! Cover, TWO!!! Despy survives, but Connors LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Despy survives again and the fans are thunderous! Connors shakes his head, then beats his chest.

The fans bark it up for Connors and he drags Despy back up. Connors reels Despy in, but Despy fights the No Chaser! Despy RAMS Connors into buckles! And reels him back in, but Connors RAMS Despy into the buckles! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Connors storms up on Despy to UPPERCUT! Connors then puts Despy up top, and he ROCKS Despy with a haymaker! Connors climbs, brings Despy up, and puts one out! They go to the very top, but Despy fights the lift! Despy wrenches free, and he fires forearms on Connors! Despy HEADBUTTS Connors, then adjust position! Despy aims for the outside?!

Despy lifts Connors, SUPER SPINEBUSTER down through the tables!!!! The fans go nuts seeing that crash landing!! Slowly but surely, Despy rises up! The fans are thunderous as Despy manages to stand, and then he manages to walk over to Connors. Despy brings Connors up from the wreckage, then puts him in the ring. Despy drags himself in, crawls to the cover, TWO!?!?!?! Connors barely gets that hand up, but he manages to flip Despy off! Despy nods, he likes the grit Connors is showing. But then he drags Connors into the underhooks, for a JAY DRILLER!! Despy holds on, and he drags Connors up again, for PINCHE LOCO!!! Cover, Despy wins!!!

Winner: El Desperado, by pinfall (still IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion)

Both men shed blood and sweat, but perhaps the tears will be left for later. Even so, Connors has nothing to cry about considering how far he pushed Desperado here. But then, if this wasn’t enough to win, what will it take for Connors to finally be THE IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion?

As for Desperado, Red Shoes brings him the belt, and he waves someone over. Connors’ tag partner and friend, “Drilla” Dan Moloney, as well as Connors’ girlfriend and Historic X-Over tag partner, Thekla, are here. They check on Connors after seeing him go to Hell and back for this match. A couple beers are brought to the ring, and Despy tells Connors that for right now, just tonight, cheers. They crack open the cold ones and toast, but also flip each other off. Drilla & Thekla then help Connors to the back while Despy chugs his beer in celebration. Then he grabs a mic, and the fans chant for “DE-SU-PY! DE-SU-PY!”

Some fans shout that the match was awesome, Despy thanks them, but then the lights go out?! It’s TEMPLARIO! The CMLL luchador and member of the United Empire is on the tron, and he is calling out Desperado for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship! For it is his destiny! The lights come back up and Despy says after 40 minutes, breaking himself apart, and he’s got another challenger. Despy says Connors is damn cool, but the fans say so is Despy! Despy says of course! But of course he looks cool after battling with a guy as tough as Connors. Despy apologizes for a burp, and for tearing up a bit.

But Despy can’t help but smile like an idiot after having such a battle with Connors. It was fun, tough, scary, risky, but that is how great pro-wrestling is! That they can all be cool and tough and manly. And for those who paid good money to come here tonight, he thanks them for being here, and hopes they had a great night! With that, Despy drops the mic, raises the belt, and the confetti flies! Despy risked it all but he’s ready for more, when and where will The Rogue Luchador battle with The Lion Warrior, Templario?


My Thoughts:

A great show, especially for a Road To series. Mao & Yuya get a very good match with Ninja Mack & Katsuya Murashima, and Murashima really got to show his stuff. Mao basically saying he’ll be in Best of the Super Juniors 32 is good stuff, he’ll have a great showing in that round table tournament. Very fun stuff from Tanahashi and Taguchi, but of course Tanahashi won that. Good stuff in those tune-up matches, and great stuff in the Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship match. Taiji & Robbie X make a great team, but so do Eagles & Fujita. Ichiban Sweet Boys keep the reign going, and they’ll have a very good match with Wato & Yoh.

Desperado VS Connors was an awesome main event, and they really pushed the envelope, especially for NJPW. Those moments of debris flying is perhaps a sign NJPW needs to invest in safer chairs before they go hardcore like AEW and WWE go hardcore. But either way, it was certainly some awesome stuff, one of Connors’ best matches period, and one day he really should be THE Junior Heavyweight Champion. But Despy has been on a great run, and Templario calling him out is some good stuff. They’ll have a great match that probably flips things to be Despy showing his lucha libre skills.

My Score: 9/10

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