AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (8/4/20)
Dark rolls a seven!
Seven strong matches for AEW Dark!
Tonight, we see the return of The Gunn Club! Will Billy and son, Austin, hit their mark? Plus, Brandon Cutler and Peter Avalon are still chasing their first win!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Scorpio Sky VS Will Hobbs; Scorpio wins.
- The Gunn Club VS Aaron Solow & Serpentico; The Gunn Club wins.
- The Initiative VS Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss; Janela & Kiss win.
- Abadon VS KiLynn King; Abadon wins.
- Jake Evans w/ Angelico VS QT Marshall w/ Allie; Evans wins.
- FTR VS Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison; FTR wins.
- The Butcher & The Blade VS Private Party; The Butcher & Blade win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Scorpio Sky VS Will Hobbs!
The Closer of SCU is on a great win streak, but now he’s going up against a big challenge! Will Scorpio be able to get past the Embodiment of Willpower?
But before the bell rings, Hobbs attacks with a corner splash! Scorpio goes down in a heap while the ref reprimands Hobbs and the bell rings. Hobbs whips Scorpio, hits another big corner splash, then eggs Scorpio on. Hobbs CLUBS Scorpio in the chest, then whips him to ropes. SPINE BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Scorpio survives and Hobbs can’t believe it! Hobbs clubs away with crossface forearms but Scorpio covers up. Hobbs scoops Scorpio up but Scorpio slips off and shoves him into buckles! Scorpio hits Hobbs from behind then fireman’s carries! T K O!! Cover, Scorpio wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall
Hobbs brought the heat but Scorpio walked through the fire and keeps the streak going! Will Scorpio #ReachForTheSky and get some gold?
Scorpio grabs a chair and sets it up in the ring, then grabs a mic to speak. “This chair is symbolic. This chair might as well be a throne.” Because lately, Scorpio’s been called the King of AEW Dark, like he’s supposed to be happy about that. He doesn’t want to bury the show, but if AEW thinks this is his ceiling, “you are very, very wrong.” Scorpio asks a question: How many people have pinned Chris Jericho in AEW? Jon Moxley, the AEW World Champion, and Scorpio himself. Scorpio has more wins on his record than he can keep count. Are they paying attention? Scorpio is tired of sitting on the outside and waiting for a seat at the table. He is tired of watching others eat, so maybe he should kick in the door! “Y’all must’ve forgotten who I am.” Say the name “Scorpio Sky” and get used to it. Scorpio has had enough of waiting and watching, when will he finally get the shots he deserves?
The Gunn Club VS Aaron Solow & Serpentico!
Billy and his son, Austin, are back in action! Will they shake off the rust and kick up some dust in the tag team division?
The teams sort out and Billy starts with Serpentico. They circle, Serpentico lunges but Billy just steps up over him. They go again, Serpentico waistlocks but Billy reaches down to trip him up! Billy swings on Serpentico but Serpentico dodges and runs but Billy pops him up. Serpentico fights out of the bomb, dodges again, but runs into a BOOT! Billy drags Serpentico up and tags in Austin. The Gunns whip, body shot and boot then LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Austin clamps onto Serpentico’s arm and wrenches but Serpentico hits him back. Serpentico whips Austin into a corner, hits an uppercut, and tags in Solow. Solow throws body shots then shoves Austin to a corner.
Solow fires off forearms then whips Austin corner to corner. Austin goes up and over and keeps moving, to duck and hurdle and counter the hip toss to an arm-drag! Solow runs into a drop toehold and Austin gets a headlock. The crowd cheers as Austin grinds Solow down. Solow fights up, powers out but runs into a boot. Austin elbows Serpentico away but walks into Solow’s spinning roundhouse! Solow rains down hands from all sides, then takes a moment to pose over Austin. Solow tells Austin to “SUCK IT” then tags in Serpentico. Solow snapmares Austin, Serpentico slingshot stomps him down! Cover, ONE! Austin flounders but Serpentico keeps him away from Billy. Serpentico whips Austin to a corner but runs into Austin’s boot.
Serpentico turns himself around, blocks boots to BACK HAND Austin! Tag to Solow, they double whip Austin to ropes, but Austin ducks and ROCKS Solow! Serpentico ducks the enziguri and drags Austin. Austin shoves Serpentico away but Solow hits a basement lariat! Solow tells Billy to kiss this then covers Austin, TWO! Solow drags Austin up to throw forearms. Austin blocks the suplex so Solow clubs him down! Solow continues to taunt Billy as he stomps Austin. Tag to Serpentico, they double whip again, Austin holds ropes to kick Serpentico! Austin shoves Solow into Serpentico, dodges them both and hot tags Billy!
Billy rallies with big haymakers! Billy throws Solow out and then corner splashes Serpentico! Billy reels Serpentico in, says “SUCK IT” but misses the Famouser! Serpentico school boys Billie, TWO, SUPERKICK! Billy wobbles, but he throws Serpentico out! Tag to Austin and he dodges Solow to hit the FAMOUSER! Serpentico returns but gets a hip toss neckbreaker! Cover, the Gunn Club wins!
Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall
The Son of a Gunn takes care of business for him and Billy! Will this father and son head to some bigger opportunities in AEW?
The Initiative VS Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss!
Brandon Cutler and Peter Avalon still haven’t gotten a win, despite how impressive they’ve become as a team! Will Jersey’s Finest be the first to lose to them ever?
The teams sort out and the Dungeon Master starts against the the Bad Boy. Cutler and Janela tie up, Janela headlocks but Cutler powers out. Janela runs Cutler over but Cutler gets up. Janela then runs and rolls Cutler into buckles! Janela hits Avalon to then BOOT Cutler in the corner! Tag to Kiss, Janela KNEES Cutler back down! Janela and Kiss whip Cutler, Cutler holds ropes and dumps Janela out. Cutler elbows Kiss, dodges, and tags Avalon as he FLIES out onto Janela! Kiss rushes the Librarian but gets a buckle bump for it. Avalon runs and huricanranas Kiss, to then atomic drop and run. Kiss dodges, sweeps the legs but misses the slingshot split leg drop! Kiss still kicks Avalon on the apron then runs and DIVES onto Cutler!
The crowd fires up with Jersey’s Finest as Kiss gives back the buckle bump. Kiss also gives back that huricanrana and atomic drop! Kiss adds another atomic drop, then twerks cheek to cheek with Avalon before a roll up. TWO, Avalon kicks Kiss back and tags in Cutler. The Initiative go to double whip but Kiss fights back! Kiss knuckle locks each of them to springboard and flip back to drive them into each other! Tag to Janela, he goes up top and hits them both with a crossbody! Avalon flounders around, Janela uses him as a step stool to get up top! Janela splashes Avalon then PESCADOS Cutler! The crowd is fired up, then Kiss twerks into the handspring moonsault! Cover, TWO! Jersey’s Finest keeps their focus and regroup.
Tag to Janela. they double whip Avalon to HART ATTACK! Then a Boston Crab and leg drop! Chancery and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Avalon lives but Janela has the crowd rally up. Janela throws hands on Avalon then whips. Avalon reverses but Janela holds ropes. Janela sends Avalon to the ramp to then ROCK him with a forearm! Janela follows Avalon to the stage, lines up a shot, and runs, but is sent into the steel girder! Avalon stomps Janela’s bad arm, drags him up and clubs the shoulder. Avalon wrenches and brings Janela back to the ring to dump him in. Avalon wrings the arm out! Avalon drops down to dig his forearm in, then wrenches again to tag Cutler.
The Initiative mug Janela, Cutler wrenches and wristlocks. Janela fights back but Cutler cranks on the arm more. Cutler bumps Janela off buckles and tags in Avalon. Avalon throws forearms, wrenches more and bumps Janela off more buckles. Avalon wrenches, whips corner to corner, but Janela goes up and over. The bad arm bothers him but he CHOPS with the good one! Tag to Cutler and he intercepts Janela! Cutler throws haymakers, shoves Janela back into a corner then runs in, only for Janela to boot! Janela runs, Cutler catches him and keeps him out of reach! Cutler tackles Janela into the Initiative’s corner and tags in Avalon. The Initiative put Janela in a corner, whip him corner to corner, then Avalon whips Cutler in. Janela mule kicks Cutler, then mule kicks Avalon!
Janela hops up, and uses them as steps to get to Kiss! Kiss rallies on The Initiative! Dropkick-flip and back elbow for Avalon! Kiss kicks and kicks and sweeps the legs! LEAPING splits leg drop! Cover, TWO! Avalon survives and Kiss grits his teeth. Tag to Janela, Jersey’s Finest coordinates. Kiss is up, Janela Electric Chairs, but Leva Bates gets up on the apron. Janela throws Librarian at Librarian but Leva gets clear! Avalon still gets a hotshot for it, and back to the Electric Chair. Avalon slips out as Cutler climbs, Janela gets an inverted DDT while Kiss fights Cutler. Kiss shoves Cutler but Avalon catches him in a fireman’s carry, only for Kiss to use that in a BLOCKBUSTER SAMOAN DROP!
Kiss fires up with the crowd and he opens the ropes for Janela. Janela DIVES and takes out Cutler! But Avalon uses that for a SUPER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover but Janela breaks it! Avalon dumps Janela out and then claims something with his eye. Leva gives Janela SLICED BREAD! Avalon wrenches Kiss, tags Cutler, MARTI-KNEES! Springboard FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, TWO!?! Kiss still lives but the Initiative tags again. The Initiative double whip, Kiss counters and ROUNDHOUSES Cutler to then ROCK Avalon! Avalon kicks back, throws forearms and whips Kiss. Kiss reverses, Janela ROCKS Avalon in return! Hot tag and Jersey’s Finest coordinates again! FLYING SPLITS DOOMSDAY!! Cover, Jersey’s Finest wins!
Winners: Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss, by pinfall
The Initiative continues to put up valiant efforts but it just isn’t enough! Will they ever get that win? As for the Bad Boy and Concrete Rose, will their ride down this road lead them to gold?
Abadon VS KiLynn King!
The creeping nightmare is still going, and looks to strike fear into the hearts of everyone watching once again. But will she be able to scare the Queen of Crazy?
The bell rings and King shoves Abadon. King says she isn’t going to fall for the head games, but then Abadon powers her to a corner! Abadon throws body shots and clubbing forearms! King turns things around to throw forearm after forearm then stomps a mudhole in! King runs and rolls to go corner to corner for double knees! King fires up but Abadon gets right up!? Abadon hits a Thesz Press and rains furious hands! Cover out of the press, TWO! Abadon waistlocks King quickly, but King pries at the hold. King throws elbows and throws Abadon out. King POSTS Abadon and fires herself up again.
Abadon gets up while King catches her breath and refreshes the count. King grabs Abadon first but Abadon whips her into barriers! Abadon demands King get up but brings her back to the ring herself. Abadon slithers up behind King and dribbles King’s head off the mat! King rolls to a corner but Abadon storms over. Abadon throws forearms then goes corner to corner, but King elbows back! King hops up, leaps and missile dropkicks Abadon down! The crowd cheers while both women are down. King crawls over but Abadon sits up. Abadon fixes her neck and stares at King. King grits her teeth and fires herself up to clobber Abadon over and over! King boots the punch away to ROUNDHOUSE and GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!
King grows frustrated but she double chicken wings, only for Abadon to victory roll out! King lands on her face but gets up, but Abadon throws forearms! Abadon rocks King then SPIKE-RANAS! Cover, Abadon wins!
Winner: Abadon, by pinfall
Another win for the #LivingDeadGirl, but she does not seem satisfied. Will only a shot at the AEW Women’s Championship satisfy her?
Jake Evans w/ Angelico VS QT Marshall w/ Allie!
The Hybrid2 are back, but for now it’s just the Dragonslayer in action. The Natural Nightmare’s Gift to Wrestling is also back, but with Allie by his side instead of Dustin or Brandi. Will Evans or QT get momentum for their tag team in this double return match?
The bell rings and Evans talks trash the entire time he circles with QT. They tie up, QT powers Evans to a corner, but lets up at the ref’s count. Evans comes back and circles with QT again. They tie up, Evans waistlocks but QT wrenches to a wristlock. Evans cartwheels and wrenches back, but QT rolls to reverse it. QT gets a headlock takeover and covers, ONE! Evans works his way back up, throws body shots and powers out, but QT runs him over! Allie cheers as things speed up again. Evans hurdles but QT counters the hip toss to a hip toss! Evans spins and kicks back, then shows off with a helicopter handstand! QT mule kicks him down! QT drags Evans up, back suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! QT keeps his cool and drags Evans up, but Evans jawbreakers!
Evans forearms QT in the corner, throws more hands, then stalks QT to a new corner. QT turns things around to throw forearms on Evans! QT whips corner to corner, runs in but Evans boots back! Evans goes up and springboards, but is caught by QT! QT pops Evans to a suplex! Evans rolls out of the ring, QT watches him flounder about. QT goes out and stalks up behind Evans, but Evans elbows back! Evans whips QT into railing! And then at the post, but QT blocks! QT hits Evans back and bumps him off the apron! QT puts Evans back in but Angelico creeps closer. Angelico distracts with the Bernie lean and Evans SASUKE SPECIALS! “That’s why I’m the best!” Allie is upset as Evans drags QT up and in.
Evans throws hands then bumps QT off buckles. Evans whips QT corner to corner and talks more trash. Angelico distracts the ref as Evans handsprings and rakes QT’s eyes! Evans throws QT and QT swings blindly while Allie protests. Evans puts QT on the ropes to choke him, but lets up at the ref’s count of 4. Allie is upset as Evans makes QT a puppet. “Evans is the best~!” Allie coaches QT and he throws body shots back! QT throws forearms then whips Evans, but Evans gets around to crucifix into a modified Iron Octopus! QT endures, the crowd rallies, and QT powers up and out! QT throws more forearms, but Evans boots back! Evans ends up on the apron to springboard, but QT dodges the flying attack! QT scoops for a MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Evans survives but Allie rallies for QT.
QT has Evans up, whips him, and lariats! QT double chops then whips again, for a tilt-o-whirl scoop and SLAM! Allie cheers for QT as he drags Evans back up. Evans throws shots and whips but QT reverses. QT pops Evans up for a FAST BALL! Cover, TWO!?! Evans lives and QT can’t believe it! Allie still cheers as QT watches Evans stand. QT fireman’s carries, Evans fights out and runs, but QT standing switches. Evans bucks off the roll to spinning roundhosue! Standing corkscrew moonsault! Cover, TWO!! QT lives and Allie cheers more! Evans goes up top and aims, 450! But he has to roll through as QT dodges! QT hits a lethal combination! Cover, ROPEBREAK!
Allie is furious and she gets on the apron! Angelico also gets on the apron but Allie steps into the ring. The ref worries about Allie more and Angelico ROUNDHOUSES QT! Evans hits a bridging backslide cover, Evans wins!
Winner: Jack Evans, by pinfall
The Hybrid2 take advantage of Allie’s anger, and now they stomp QT down to celebrate! Allie shouts for help, Dustin Rhodes appears! The Natural runs them off but the damage is done! Will TH2 have to deal with both Natural Nightmares in the near future?
FTR VS Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison!
As we saw on Dynamite last week, Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood are official signed with AEW! But that also comes with special FTR conditions. Will Bulletproof Brian and the Ivy League VIP be able to #FollowTheRules? Will they still lose all the same?
The teams sort out but Cash provokes the younger guys. Griff and Pillman stay back, and it’s BPJ that starts with Dax. Dax and Pillman circle, Cash gives Dax some tips, and then Dax and Pillman tie up. Pillman tries to power Dax back, Dax shifts to a headlock and takeover. Pillman headscissors, Dax pops out and the two stand off, which the crowd cheers. Dax and Cash talk again, Dax and Pillman tie up. Dax spins and wrenches Pillman and grinds him down to the mat. Dax pulls hair but clamps harder on the shoulder. Pillman rolls, cartwheels, flips and headstands, to kick Dax in the face! Cash swipes at Pillman but Pillman “rolls film” on Dax. Dax and Pillman tie up again, Dax puts Pillman on the ropes. The ref counts, Dax lets up but SLAPS Pillman!
Pillman rushes at Dax, Dax tags Cash and Cash blindsides Pillman! FTR double whip Pillman and double DECK him! Cash drags Pillman up by the hair and brings him around to European Uppercut him to the FTR corner. Cash CHOPS, but Pillman shoves Dax down! Cash clubs Pillman and bumps him off buckles to tag Dax back in. FTR double whip again, but Pillman goes up to double crossbody them both! Pillman dropkicks Dax and SUPERKICKS Cash! Pillman wrenches Dax, CHOPS him, then tags Griff. Griff and Pillman whip, drop toehold and rolls film for the basement dropkick! Cover, ONE, but Griff grinds Dax down with a chinlock. Dax fights up and throws Griff down by his hair!
Dax drags Griff up, tags Cash, and FTR coordinates for an elbow drop back suplex! Cover, TWO, but Cash grabs Griff’s long hair to keep him down. Cash headbutts Griff to ropes, fireman’s carries, but Griff fights and shoves Cash. Cash slams on the brakes seeing Pillman glaring at him, but Griff BOOTS Cash down! Dax swipes at Griff, but Griff ROCKS him! Griff hits a rolling elbow on Cash! Tag to Pillman and Griff whips Cash corner to corner. Pillman runs in for a big corner clothesline! Griff hits a leaping splash! Pillman covers, ONE! Pillman wrenches but Cash whips free, only for Pillman to reverse. Pillman leaps but Cash catches him for a POWERSLAM! Cash catches his breath while Pillman is down. Cash drags Pillman over, tags in Dax, and FTR coordinates. Boston Crab and second rope leg drop!
Pillman flounders but Dax is on him. Dax puts Pillman through ropes and throws hands and kicks and repeat! Pillman drops to the floor but Dax drags him up and in. Dax CHOPS Pillman then throws forearms! Dax shoves but Pillman counters to a backslide! TWO, and Dax goes at Pillman only to get a ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down and floundering for their corners! Tag to Cash and Cash intercepts Pillman! Tag back to Dax, FTR combine for a back drop suplex, only for Pillman to slip out! Pillman dodges Cash, slides under Dax, hot tag to Griff! But Griff runs into the GOODNIGHT EXPRESS!! Cover, FTR wins!
Winners: FTR, by pinfall
Cash and Dax found ways to bend the rules, but they still win fair and square. Shawn Spears and Tully Blanchard seem pleased by what they saw. Will FTR have business to discuss with #PERFECT10N?
The Butcher & The Blade VS Private Party!
Andy Williams and Braxton Sutter had a brutal Falls Count Anywhere with The Young Bucks, but it seems they’re just fine after that loss. Will they use Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy as a way to rebound? Or will the party rage on to redeem themselves after their own big loss?
The teams sort out, Blade starts against Quen. They circle, tie up, and Blade powers Quen to the corner. Tag to Butcher but Quen avoids the mugging to get back to his corner. Tag to Kassidy, Kassidy circles with Butcher. Kassidy dodges Butcher’s lunge and jogs around. They go again, Butcher catches Kassidy this time and rams him into the corner! Tag to Blade and Blade clubs away on Kassidy. Kassidy throws forearms back but Blade headlocks. Kassidy powers out but Blade runs him over. Things speed up, Kassidy leaps and runs to wheelbarrow and arm-drag! Blade is back up, but into a hip toss! Kassidy dropkicks and covers, TWO! Kassidy keeps his cool and brings Blade up. Kassidy CHOPS and CHOPS then throws forearms.
Kassidy wrenches and whips but Blade reverses to pop Kassidy up for a hotshot on the ropes! Tag to Butcher, he drags Kassidy back up. Butcher CHOPS Kassidy off his feet, then drops a knee! And another knee! Butcher drags Kassidy up to whip and clothesline in the corner! Kassidy flops up and down, Butcher drags him up but Kassidy throws body shots. Butcher bumps Kassidy off buckles hard, then brings him up to whip. Kassidy reverses and hits a spinning roundhouse! Tag to Quen, Kassidy punches Butcher and alley oops Quen to stomp him! Private Party double dropkicks Butcher to a corner! Blade runs in but gets thrown to the apron! Step stool dropkick sends him down!
Butcher runs but Quen dodges to PELE! Butcher wobbles, Quen spins and PELES again! Butcher is still on his feet?! Quen runs, Butcher pops him up, but SILLY STRING comes in, only for Butcher to catch Quen in the fireman’s carry! Blade trips Kassidy off the apron while Butcher gives Quen a GUT BUSTER! Butcher dead lifts and fireman’s carries Quen and tags Blade. Pop-up GUT BUSTER, to a gut wrench BOMB! Quen flounders around and Blade watches him get to ropes. Blade stands on Quen’s head, the ref counts and Blade lets up. Blade stomps more, brings Quen up to CHOP, then bump off buckles. Tag to Butcher, they double headbutt Quen down! Butcher CHOPS Quen, but Quen kicks back!
Butcher bumps Quen off buckles and give point-blank clotheslines over and over! Butcher dumps Quen down to the cover, TWO! Tag to Blade and they double whip Quen to run him over with shoulders. Blade stomps Quen, drags him up and around, and whips again to clobber with a clothesline! Cover, TWO! Blade keeps his cool as he drags Quen up. Tag to Butcher, they mug Quen then Butcher stands on Quen’s chest! The ref counts, Butcher stops and tags Blade. The ref keeps Kassidy back, Blade kicks and snapmares Quen. Blade has a chinlock but the crowd rallies. Quen fights up, fights back, but Blade elbows him down. Blade suplexes, Quen lands on his feet and drop toeholds Blade down! Butcher tags in and drags Quen back up. Quen slips out, ducks under and hot tags Kassidy!
Kassidy bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire off fists! Butcher shoves, Kassidy dodges to triangle STUNNER Blade! Kassidy mule kicks Butcher, goes to the apron to mule kick Blade again. Butcher misses the boot, gets Kassidy’s enziguri! Kassidy springboards to throwback STUNNER! Cover, TWO! Kassidy can’t believe it, but he keeps on Butcher with a rain of rights. Butcher shoves Kassidy away but Kassidy tags to Quen. Private Party go after Butcher with fast hands and double whip him to ropes. Butcher reverses, but Kassidy hurries ahead of Quen. Quen drop toeholds Butcher onto Kassidy’s knees! Then Quen hops on for a STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, but Blade breaks it!
Blade drags Quen up but gets a dropkick! Quen drops a leg on Butcher, tags Kassidy, and then they each take a corner. Blade shoves Quen down and Buther avoids Kassidy’s Swanton! Butcher drags Kassidy up, tags Blade, and give him FULL DEATH!! Cover, Butcher & Blade win!
Winners: The Butcher & The Blade, by pinfall
Divide and conquer, and they almost cut Kassidy in half there. Butcher and Blade win big, will they make big moves up the tag team ranks towards the titles?
AEW has a big Dynamite tomorrow night!
Matt Cardona made his AEW debut in saving The American Nightmare, and now they will team up against the attackers! Will they get even with The Dark Order’s Numbers 3 & 4, John Silver & Alex Reynolds? MJF will give his update on his contender status, will he be named the All Out challenger to the AEW World Championship? And speaking of the Dark Order, they and member-not-member Colt Cabana wage war with The Elite AND FTR in a titanic TWELVE MAN TAG MATCH! Who wins the literally biggest team battle in AEW history?
Plus, it’s #SuperWednesday with the first-ever debate in AEW history as Chris Jericho wants Orange Cassidy to speak up and defend himself verbally! But who is the special guest moderator? And the AEW World Championship is on the line as Jon Moxley defends against Darby Allin! If MJF is the All Out challenger, who will he even be going after?
My Thoughts:
A pretty good episode of AEW Dark. Looking at the card, we still aren’t past the point where Dark’s results are obvious, but I do appreciate there being some matches that could arguably have gone either way. Evans and QT had their return matches against each other, and at first I would’ve thought QT would win to get jumped by Angelico. Instead, Allie costs QT and then QT still gets attacked by TH2 at the end. TH2 VS Natural Nightmares will be a really good tag return match for both teams, but that might be QT’s and Dustin’s to win. The main event of Butcher & Blade VS Private Party was another one that felt like it could go either way, and it was a great match, though maybe a little sloppy at parts. It works for Butcher and Blade to win here, as they need to stay afloat while it might even add to Private Party’s story. A promo from Matt Hardy after this could help put it into perspective.
Scorpio and Hobbs had a fast opener, which was both impressive but also disappointing. Is Hobbs going to ever get to show just how strong he really is? Or is it that we’re supposed to understand those who beat him are that much stronger? Scorpio’s promo was great, and I really hope being disgruntled is the motivation for him to go after a champion like Cody or Moxley. The Initiative loses again in another really good match, but as I’ve said, it feels like their moment is coming at All Out. Abadon continues to be a nightmare and I honestly have a hard time looking at her face, the make-up and contacts and everything else works just that well. I feel like she might get another match with Hikaru Shida that’ll be stronger than the first.
Gunn Club had a good return match against Solow and Serpentico, so I hope they get to do more as AEW Dynamite draws ever closer to it’s anniversary. FTR has a really good match with Pillman and Griff, who I could see becoming a team much like Nakazawa and Suge D/Pineapple Pete were last week. FTR of course win, but I’m surprised there wasn’t more play off the “FTR rules” where there might have been a moment where Griff or Pillman “forgot” to use the tag rope. Of course, FTR bends the rules because they walk the Tweener line right now. That momentary interaction with Shawn Spears is interesting, given there has been talk of an AEW Four Horsemen idea in the works. Maybe this continues and All Out debuts that group in whatever form we’re getting.
My Score: 8.1/10
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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?
Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
- Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.
Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.
Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.
Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!
Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!
Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!
The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!
Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?
MVP speaks.
“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”
Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!
Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?
“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”
What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.
But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?
AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”
That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.
“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?
Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?
The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.
Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!
MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!
Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!
The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!
Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!
Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?
Jeff Jarrett is here!
Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”
Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”
The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”
The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.
“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.
The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.
But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.
And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.
And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!
MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?
MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!
Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?
Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!
Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?
Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!
The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.
Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!
The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!
The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!
Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!
Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!
Winner: Hook, by disqualification
The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!
SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?
AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.
Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.
Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?
Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.
AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”
Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!
Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?
Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.
Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!
Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!
Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!
Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.
Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!
Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!
The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!
Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?
The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!
Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?
The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.
Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!
Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!
Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!
Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.
Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!
Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.
Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.
The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!
The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)
Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.
Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.
Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.
Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.
Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.
Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.
And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Attitude Of Aggression #301- 10th Annual Swaggy Awards Part 1
The Swaggy Awards return for their 10th annual installment. This year’s show is again split into two awesome parts so tune in to see who won!
The Attitude Of Aggression returns for the 10th Annual Swaggy Awards, our annual celebration of the best-of-the-best in pro wrestling for 2024. It’s hard to believe that we have been doing this for a decade, but here we are. The guys again decided to split the Swaggy Awards into two parts. Here on Part 1 of the Swaggys, we have our largest panel yet as Dave was joined by Swaggy veterans, PC Tunney, AJ Balaz, and Kinny Killa for this celebration of the past year in pro wrestling. But we also welcome to the Swaggys DJ & Rob from The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, as well as welcoming back to the show the one and only Rey Ca$h. Here on Part 1, the gang passed out some virtual hardware in categories such as Breakout Star of the Year, Rivalry of the Year, Storyline of the Year, PPV/PLE of the Year, and much, much more. And, of course, there is our unsanctioned award (IYKYK). You never know what will happen on the Swaggys. Who walked away with the gold and the glory here on Part 1? Tune in and find out.
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About Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5
Classic POD is WAR
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
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Coverage4 days ago
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (1/13/25)
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Coverage3 days ago
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (1/14/25)
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AEW Coverage6 days ago
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (1/11/25)
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Podcasts6 days ago
The Front and Center Sports Podcast – NFL and College Playoffs, NBA and Unrivaled