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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News! (10/3/20)

Hyrule Warrior entrants have been notified!

Published

5 years ago

October 3, 2020

Steven Mitchell

The numbers are in, or rather out, on the innovative Hyrule Warriors match!

Hyrule Puro-Resu has notified the 33 entrants of the Hyrule Warriors match! And though it’s all meant to be top secret, some couldn’t help but share…

Yuga vlogs receiving his notification.

The Artist excitedly opens his mailbox and takes out an envelope. He goes inside, sits down and opens the envelope. He takes out a piece of paper, shows it has the official HPW seal on it, and then keeps the rest out of sight as he reads the text. And slowly, a very big and devious smile spreads across his face. “Oh how glorious~! What a beautiful number, indeed! With this, my victory is practically guaranteed~! Oh, that rhymed! I’m a poet and I didn’t even realize!” Yuga can practically taste the Triforce Championship! Now, where should he frame this form? Does Yuga really have the odds in his favor?

The Dark Forces receive their notifications!

Though Cia has been in a bad mood since losing the HPW Goddess Championship to the newer, taller Midna, this helps her cheer up. At least, until she sees there’s only TWO envelopes! “Only two?! Are you sure!?” Gibdo nods as he holds up the two. Cia protests! “This isn’t fair! All four of us are impressive wrestlers! All four of us should be in this match!” Wait, which two are they for? She snatches the envelopes from Gibdo and tears them open. The first one is for… Volga! And the other is for… Cia! Cia is a little relieved that she’s at least in the match, but she’s still very upset that Gibdo and ReDead are being left out. Though, is she upset that they’re being snubbed? Or that they won’t be able to help her? Will she and Volga have a chance as just two of 33?

Fin Balure simply posts an image and a message.

The picture is of himself holding up the envelope from HPW with an aggressive and determined look on his face. The message reads, “Damn right I’m in this match! And it doesn’t really matter what number I was given, because I am going to win this match! The Prince will become THE Hyrule Warrior that then takes that title from whoever has it! Come October 31st, HPW gets rrrrrreeeeeal!” Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla really win no matter where he enters?

My Thoughts:

To reinforce that unlike the WWE where wrestlers announce their entering the Rumble, I wrote this up that HPW management determines things much more closely. I obviously wasn’t going to give away the entire list of 33 I’ve created, but I felt it’d be good story to give just a few glimpses of who is definitely going to be part of the match for much of the same reasons WWE superstars “declare” for the Rumble. And it just made sense for Yuga and Balure to brag while Cia would find something to complain about.

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HPW Investigates: The Glowing Aura Phenomenon…

Riju, Sidon, Thunderbird, Donny B. Kool, Yunobo. Five stars of HPW have had powerful performances, but there’s something more to it… What is the reason behind this modern mystery? And could there be another?

Reviewing the timeline of events…

March 21st, the Triforce Tournament Bracket Finals

As the Gerudo Sisterhood was settling its grudge, Riju fought as hard as she could as the massive underdog against the Dame of the Dunes. Riju would survive heavy impact, begin to glow as she made her comeback, but Shabonne made sure she would lose the match. On that same night, we would see Sidon and Thunderbird each have their own moment where, after surviving heavy damage, they would begin to glow and make their comebacks. From there, Sidon and Thunderbird would win their way into the Triforce Tournament Finals at the Triforce Annivesary show.

April 1st, The Triforce Anniversary

Not only would we see Sidon & Thunderbird each bring out that same glowing energy, but Donny B. Kool would bring out that same phenomenon during the 21 Person Battle Royal. Donny held his own, but with that many opponents, winning was unlikely, and he was eliminated fifth-to-last.

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Yunobo won that 21 Person Battle Royal in April, and made his challenge for the HPW Death Mountain Championship. Igos du Ikana was as sharp as ever, but both men pushed each other to their limits. Yunobo powered through submissions and sharp strikes, bringing about the glowing aura, but Igos still won the match and retained the title.

So what might this all mean?

Five stars have been seen with glowing auras during the emotional heights of these matches. Or perhaps, the glowing auras are the results of these emotional heights? Could they be brought about by the “fighting spirit” within each one and in turn bring out new strength and energy? Each one of the five certainly seemed to “dig down deep” and fight like they were rising above mortal expectations.

Another detail that must be considered is the number of people who have presented this glowing aura phenomenon. Five people, with no connections between them: Riju the Gerudo; Sidon the Zora; Thunderbird the Ruto; Donny B. Kool the Gero; and Yunobo the Goron. Granted, they’re all young, and certainly leading this new generation forward. But the number itself is a point of focus. Needless to say that in Hyrule, three is the magic number, originating with the Triforce of legend. Therefore, multiples of three are also important. Five recorded phenomena, could this be a breaking of the norm? Or could there be a sixth?

Images flash on screen of the many faces on the HPW roster. Who could it be that enters the GAP?

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