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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/10/20)
Will this trios face-to-face meeting stay peaceful?
Forged By Violence agrees to sit down and talk with The Doom Bringers!
Before battling over the HPW Trios Championships, the champions agree to a meeting with their challengers. Will they keep from fighting it out right here?
Iron Knuckle and the Darknuts wait inside The Storytelling Bird.
It seems to be a popular pub in the Passeri Greenbelt in Central Hyrule. FBV have seats at a table, and Iron Knuckle watches the door. After a moment, a new group enters the pub, and it’s the Doom Bringers. “About time,” Knuckle says as he gets up. “I’m almost on my third glass.” Knuckle orders another round of Gnarled Root and some for his “friends.” At least, Knuckle hopes they’re still friends on some level. The Doom Bringers sit with FBV, each team taking a side of the table.
Knuckle wants Doomknocker to talk things over with him. Back at Clash of Fates, and ever since then, Knocker’s trying to make this like Knuckle abandoned them. Is that what Knocker told Darkhammer and Gooma to get them to follow him? Is Knuckle calling him a liar? No, but it seems Knocker was misinformed and then spread that misinformation.
When HPW came looking around, “they talked to everybody.” Hagie of Skull Lake Wrestling, Shabonne of Mesa League Wrestling, Joute of Necluda Wrestling Swamp, and even Selmie of Hebra Wrestling Heights. They all had great things to say about all four of them, even “The Duchess of Downhill” Selmie. If HPW didn’t send them an invite to the tryouts, that’s not his fault. “Was I supposed to just give up on my chance to do something for me and mine?”
Knocker says Knuckle could’ve vouched for them. Knuckle wants Knocker to stop fooling himself. HPW brought in those they were most interested in. “I love you guys to death, you know that. But if you didn’t make an impression on their guys, that’s on you.” They always talked personal responsibility, didn’t they? Knuckle knows Knocker would say the same thing if the tables were turned. And if not, Knocker is either lying to himself, or he’s the one who’s changed.
Alright, Knocker will give him that. But Knocker wants Knuckle to admit something, too. “Admit that once you moved up to the big time, you moved on from us. Admit that you focused 100% on yourself, never even thinking about those of us that got left out.” What is Knocker even talking about? Knuckle didn’t focus just on himself, he’s literally sitting here with Red and Blue as Trios Champions. That doesn’t mean Knuckle isn’t just using the Nuts for his own purposes. Well, is Knocker using Gooma and Hammer for the same thing? It sounds like Knocker is the only one with a problem.
Hammer speaks up to say Knuckle is wrong there. They wouldn’t be with Knocker if they didn’t agree and see things the same way. Gooma speaks up to say he agrees, too. The Darknuts may be following Knuckle as a leader, but Gooma and Darkhammer each went to Knocker with the same feelings. “Exactly,” Knocker says. “And as such, we have a proposal of sorts. FBV, Forged By Violence, is a strong name and a bold claim. But you need to back it up.” HyruleMania is gonna be epic, massive, gigantic, “the whole thesaurus for ‘big friggin’ deal.'” Knocker wants Knuckle and the Nuts to agree to make their Trios match on the same level.
Knocker asks, “You remember how they love to do it at Skull Lake, right?” Knuckle does. “Then you know, it has to be to the last man. We want an elimination Trios match. It doesn’t end just because I pin you or you pin me. Red Nut, Blue Nut, Hammer and Gooma, they gotta earn it just as much as we do.” What does Knuckle say? Knuckle looks to the Nuts and they nod. Challenge accepted! All they have to do is tell management now. But maybe after the drinks, now that the six glasses have arrived. The six toast to their agreement! Can Knocker still knock ’em back? Why do you think that’s his name? The two trios have eased the tensions for now, but will it only mean things get intense at HyruleMania?
My Thoughts:
Time to make the Trios match even bigger! And if there’s any parallels in the Doomknocker story with Iron Knuckle to how AEW did Eddie Kingston and Jon Moxley, I didn’t intend that. I know Clash of Fates was Halloween, but wrote Knocker into this long before Kingston and Moxley had their great character work going into Full Gear.
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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!
HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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