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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/26/21)

HPW hears from Link and Gandondorf!

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HPW talks with the Hero of Hyrule and Gerudo Ace, via video chat?

Well, it makes sense these two wouldn’t really want to be in the same room together. With King Nicolas Foolyere at the HPW HQ, Link in his room at home and Ganondorf sitting in a throne, they have a meeting via Skope.

Foolyere of course starts by welcoming both Link and Ganondorf to this video meeting, and knows they must’ve been surprised by management’s decision to want this match for Gut Check Rock. Ganondorf sarcastically says, “No, it’s great hearing about this from social media instead of an official email, or a phone call, or even a damn text message! But go ahead, make a decision like this without consulting the top star in the entire company, the best in the world today, not to mention your champion over there.” Foolyere does apologize for that, and will make sure they reverse the order next time.

Foolyere explains that this match idea came about because Ganondorf and Zelda helped keep things fair in Link VS Hilda for the Triforce Championship. And if not for Zelda needing to defend her Goddess Championship, this might’ve even been a Trios Match. Ganondorf says that he didn’t rush out there at Great Hyrule Forest to help Link but to get even with “the bastard who turned my headdress into a grade school art project.” And he doesn’t appreciate HPW forcing this match on him. He’d rather take on all three of “HeR gRaCe” and her goobers at the same time!

Foolyere says that wouldn’t be wise for him, and therefore not a good move on HPW’s part. Says the GM who let these cheaters get to the end of the tournament and literally handpick which one of them was getting the title shot! Foolyere says that was another decision of the upper management, his hands were tied.

Link starts to speak, but we can’t hear him? Wait, did he not unmute his mic? Foolyere does his best to tell him to turn his mic on, and Link does, and Foolyere asks he repeat what he said. Ganondorf says there’s no need, he can read lips so he knows what Link said. And as much as Ganondorf doesn’t want to admit it, he agrees with Link on Hilda, Yuga and Ravio all deserving punishment for what they’ve done. But Ganondorf vows this is the one and only time he’s teaming with Link! Foolyere says that’s all it should take.

So there you have it! Will Link and Ganondorf really be able to coexist? And even if they can, will they be ready for all the tricks and schemes Hilda and her henchmen have up their proverbial sleeves?


My Thoughts:

This was pretty straightforward: Ganondorf doesn’t want to team with Link, Link says it is for a common goal, so Ganondorf reluctantly agrees. I mostly thought it was a good story beat to have this be a meeting that wasn’t in person, the “mic mishap” being a clever way to keep Link from being heard speaking because that’s his schtick. Link and Ganondorf makes a great team, the semi-filler tag match they’re having is going to be a great one.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/18/24)

Majora speaks.

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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!

HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…

 

The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.

The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!

“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?


My Thoughts:

Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!

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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]

Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?

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In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.

Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).

  • Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
  • The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
  • The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams

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