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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (5/15/21)
Will the Lost Woods bear fruit?
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 15
An HPW Trios Gauntlet will determine who become the first challengers to newly crowned champions, the UnderWorld Order! But will these teams end up lost in the woods?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Death Mountain Championship: Gold Lynel VS King Bulblin; Lynel wins and retains the title.
- Igos du Ikana & Captain Keeta VS Osphala & Rosso; Igos & Keeta win.
- HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: Midna VS Cia w/ The Dark Forces VS Nabooru VS Oaky Treetoh; Treetoh wins and will challenge Zelda for the title in June.
- HPW Triforce Championship: Link VS Hilda w/ Yuga & Ravio; Link wins and retains the title.
- HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Lost Woods Gauntlet: The Doom Bringers win and will challenge the uWo for the titles in June.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
After April 1st’s Triforce Tournament Finals, the anniversary of crowning Hyrule’s first world champion was tarnished by how the tournament ended! Hilda, Yuga and Ravio were in cahoots! They made sure they were all in the finals together so that they could hand the win to Her Grace! With no way to reverse what happened, Hilda gets her match for the title! Will Link make sure justice is served and Her Grace doesn’t get what she wants?
But in similar fashion, many other contenders are going for gold! The HPW Death Mountain Champion will be facing another mystery opponent, the HPW Goddess Champion’s past may come back to haunt her, and the Gleaming Yellow Light has a mystery partner to help him stand against the HPW Termina Champion and his captain! But perhaps bigger than all that, the infamous Lost Woods themselves play host to a massive match! The five teams that ruined the UnderWorld Order’s victory on April 1st now fight for a chance for a trios title match! Who emerges from the trees ready to strike gold? HPW in the Great Hyrule Forest starts now!
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Gold Lynel VS ???
The One True Monster takes on another mystery challenger, because he just wants to fight! So far, he’s checked of Humbirdo Carito and a former HPW Death Mountain Champion in Groose, but who is next? It’s… King Bulblin! Another former HPW Death Mountain Champion steps up to the current, but can the king regain his throne?
Wait, first, Bulblin sends his hench-blins at the ring! The Bulblin Triplets get in and fire off haymakers and kicks! Lynel explodes out and sends them flying! Bulblin One gets up, Lynel grabs him with both hands and brings him up to HEADBUTT him down! Bulblin Two rushes in but Lynel side steps, scoops and POWERSLAMS him on the return! Bulblin Three is on the top rope, he leaps but just bounces off Lynel! Lynel drags Bulblin Three up, sees Bublins One and Two regrouping outside, and then TOSSES Bulblin Three out onto them! A bit of a rough landing for the trio but Lynel doesn’t care, he dares KING Bulblin to get in!
King Bulblin slowly approaches, takes his time getting in the ring, but Lynel waits for him. The introductions are made, the title is raised, and king takes on beast in this opening contest!
King Bulblin and Lynel stare down as fans are divided with their cheers and jeers. Lynel and Bulblin approach, tie up, and Lynel shoves Bulblin down! Lynel roars and fans fire up as Bulblin gets up in a huff. The two circle and feel out this grapple. Bulblin shoots in to get a leg, but Lynel kicks him away. Bulblin comes back, gets around and gets an arm. He wrenches, wristlocks, grinds the shoulder and brings Lynel to a knee! Lynel powers up, throws body shots, but Bulblin throws elbows into the arm! Bulblin reels Lynel in to RAM shoulders with him! But Lynel stays up, glares at Bulblin, and then reels him in to RAM shoulders!
Bulblin staggers, Lynel whips him to a corner then runs in to SPLASH! Lynel watches Bulblin flop down then digs his boot into Bulblin’s head! The ref counts, Lynel lets off at 4, then STOMPS Bulblin with both front legs! Bulblin sputters and fans are divided again as Lynel paces about. The ref checks on Bulblin, but Bulblin is somehow okay to continue. Bulblin drags himself up on the ropes, and Lynel CLOBBERS him against them! Bulblin flounders and stumbles as Lynel stalks up behind him. Lynel shoves Bulblin hard into buckles, chest first! Bulblin staggers back, and Lynel grabs him on the back of his neck, for an INVERTED CHOKE SLAM! And then an ELBOW DROP!
Lynel gets Bulblin’s arms for a RINGS OF SATURN! Lynel cranks back, Bulblin tries reaching for ropes, but he’s stuck! Bulblin verbally quits, Lynel wins!
Winner: Gold Lynel, by submission (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)
Lynel isn’t just big, strong and a powerful striker! He has as a powerful submission in his arsenal! Will this make it even harder for someone to defeat him now?
Igos du Ikana & Captain Keeta VS Osphala & ???
Admittedly, the HPW Termina Champion got away with a controversial win at HyruleMania thanks to the captain of his royal guard! But the Gleaming Yellow Light is coming back for redemption soon enough! Of course, this match came about because of a social media fight, and we’ll see if Osphala actually found someone to team with! Walking out with Osphala is… ROSSO! He was one of the runner-ups in the Fatal 4 Way, will he help Osphala get a leg up on the Ruler of Ruin?
The teams sort out and Osphala of course wants after Igos. But Igos doesn’t care, and Keeta starts. Osphala and Keeta circle, tie up, and Keeta doesn’t budge as Osphala tries to push him. They break, fans rally up, and they tie up again. Osphala steps through to knee low, then CLUB Keeta on the back. Osphala wrenches the arm, hits an elbow breaker, then wrenches to a hammerlock. Keeta reaches for ropes but Osphala cranks to keep him away. Osphala brings Keeta over, Rosso tags in, and he headlocks Keeta. Rosso grinds Keeta, Keeta throws body shots and powers out, but Rosso runs him over! Things speed up, Keeta goes the other way and the two crisscross as they run the ropes!
They go back and forth again and again and again, but Rosso stops himself. He watches Keeta keep going and going, swings a clothesline but Keeta ducks it to come back and CLOBBER Rosso! Keeta fires up while fans are divided between cheers and jeers! Keeta taunts Osphala, gets Rosso up, but Rosso throws body shots! Rosso throws forearms, whips Keeta but Igos tags in as Keeta comes back into Rosso’s SPINEBUSTER! Cover, but the ref explains Keeta isn’t legal! Igos runs in and QUEBRADAS! Direct hit on Rosso! Cover, TWO! Igos taunts Osphala but the ref keeps Osphala back, and Igos gets away with clawing Rosso’s face!
Igos stomps Rosso, Keeta joins in, but the ref sees Keeta and reprimands. Keeta goes to the corner, Igos tags him back in, and Keeta drops an elbow! Keeta drags Rosso up and RAMS him into the corner! The ref reprimands as Keeta digs his shoulder in, but Igos tags in. Igos digs his boot into Rosso’s head, the ref counts and Igos lets off at 4, to KICK Rosso in the corner! Fans boo as Igos drags Rosso up. Igos snapmares and KICKS Rosso in the back! Rosso grits his teeth, Igos KICKS him in the back again, but Rosso gets up and in Igos’ face! Igos throws a forearm, but Rosso doesn’t flinch! Igos throws another, but Rosso grabs Igos with both hands to TOSS him to the corner!
Igos flounders up, Rosso runs in and RAMS him into the corner! Osphala tags in and fans fire up as he fires off haymakers in the corner! Osphala brings Igos out and wrenches an arm. Osphala goes for a double wristlock but Igos moves around to get to ropes. The ref counts, Osphala lets go and Igos bails out. Osphala dares Igos to get back in the ring but Igos dares him to go out there. The ring count starts as Osphala waits at the ropes. Igos goes around towards his corner and Keeta hops down to talk with his leader. Osphala tells them to get in the ring but the ref keeps him back. Igos slides in and BLINDSIDES Osphala! Fans boo as Igos stomps Osphala then drags him to the corner.
Tag to Keeta, Keeta stomps Osphala then drags him up to bump off buckles again and again and again. The ref counts, Keeta lets off, then comes back to get Osphala up. Keeta puts Osphala up top, climbs up to join him, and Igos tags in. Igos sucker punches Rosso! Keeta SUPERPLEXES Osphala! Osphala sits up into a PENALTY KICK from Igos! Keeta goes out to tackle Rosso while Igos covers, TWO! Keeta returns, he and Igos get Osphala up, and Keeta holds Osphala’s arms back in a full nelson so Igos can throw body shots. The ref reprimands and counts, Keeta uses the full nelson to lift Osphala and Igos catches Osphala to SIT-OUT BOMB!
Keeta bails out to go after Rosso again while Igos covers, TWO! Wait, Rosso throws Keeta into railing! Rosso fires up and so do the fans! Rosso reaches from the corner as Osphala crawls over, but Igos drags Osphala away, goes after his legs, but Osphala kicks him away! Osphala scrambles, and hot tags Rosso! Fans fire up as Rosso rallies on Igos with big shoulder tackles! Rosso pushes Igos to ropes to whip him, then pops him up for a GORON DROP! Fans fire up with Rosso again as he runs, and runs, and BIG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!! Rosso is surprised but he keeps his focus. Rosso drags Igos up, fireman’s carries, and then tags in Osphala as he carries Igos around.
Rosso pops Igos up for a GUTBUSTER! Osphala runs in, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! Osphala covers and Rosso plays defense, but Keeta slips in from the other side to break the pin! Rosso rushes Keeta, the two big men brawl around the ring, and the ref reprimands them both. Igos crawls to his corner, and he’s doing something with the middle buckle! Osphala storms over, Igos mule kicks a leg out! Igos reels Osphala into a facelock, and snap suplexes Osphala into the buckles! The middle buckle has exposed steel!! Osphala writhes, staggers up, into ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos & Keeta win!
Winners: Igos du Ikana & Captain Keeta, by pinfall
Keeta cheers but he’s the only one! Everyone saw the Ruler of Ruin resort to shady tactics, except the ref! Rosso gets in and protests, but Keeta hits him from behind! Fans boo but Rosso gets an ELEGY OF EMPTINESS! Keeta is again the only one cheering as he helps Igos with the Termina Championship belt. Will there be any way for the Gleaming Yellow Light to fight such a sinister schemer?
HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: Midna VS Cia w/ The Dark Forces VS Nabooru VS Oaky Treetoh!
The Twilight Princess and Dark Sorceress were HPW Goddess Champions, Nabooru has been a legendary women’s champion all over the world, and the Wooden Doll has at least dreamed of being a champion. But what they all have in common is that they’ve faced Zelda in HPW! Who rises up to get another match with the Princess of Hyrule as Spring gives way to Summer?
Referee Maron Ronron tells Volga, Gibdo and Wizzro to stay seated near commentary while they’re out here, and the three sit near Rusl. Treetoh makes her entrance, and sings along with her theme song, which is already sung by her, on stage. The lights go down so that there’s only the stage lights, and many of the Deku fans in the crowd bring out glow sticks! This is turning into an impromptu idol concert! Though, she is a pretty good singer. After her performance, Treetoh goes to the ring and this match finally begins!
Cia rushes Treetoh but Treetoh runs out of the ring! Cia chases Treetoh, they end up near commentary, and Gibdo gets up to stand in Treetoh’s way! Maron reprimands Gibdo but he stays back as Cia reels Treetoh into a back suplex to the announce desk! Fans boo but the Dark Forces cheer. But then Cia turns around into Nabooru’s PLANCHA! Direct hit and fans cheer Nabooru as she gets Cia up and into the ring. Midna is there to BOOT Nabooru off the apron! Midna drags Cia into a drop zone, goes up top, but Treetoh hurries over. Midna kicks Treetoh away, but Cia gets up to trip Midna! Midna ends up in a Tree of Woe, Cia stomps her, then climbs up the corner.
Cia aims as Midna tries to sit up, and hits WOE STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Cia gets Midna into a chinlock and digs a knee into her back. Nabooru gets in, mule kicks Cia off Midna, and then rolls to get Cia up in a fireman’s carry! Cia flails and gets free, CLUBS Nabooru on the back then throws Nabooru down by her hair! Treetoh runs in, Cia side steps her then kicks her low on the return. Cia reels Treetoh into a facelock, but Treetoh wrenches free to a wristlock. Treetoh kicks Nabooru away, Cia wrenches Treetoh back, Midna SPEARS Cia and Treetoh! Fans fire up with Midna, and then she stares down with Nabooru. Fans rally and duel, “Let’s Go, Midna!” “NA-BOO-RU!”
Midna and Nabooru start throwing hands! Nabooru gets the edge, whips but Midna reverses. Nabooru ducks, dodges, and back elbows Midna down! Cia runs in with a calf kick! Treetoh comes up behind Cia, waistlocks and pushes her to ropes, for the O’Conner Roll! TWO, Treetoh rebounds off ropes and comes back to jackknife! TWO as Cia bridges up! Cia spins and backslides, Treetoh rolls through and grabs Cia by the ears! Maron reprimands but Treetoh HEADBUTTS Cia! Cia falls over stiff as a board! Treetoh then fires up, runs, and hits a KOKESHI HEADBUTT! The Falling Tree returns to HPW! Cover, TWO!
Fans fire up and rally as Treetoh looks around. Treetoh sees she’s the only one standing right now, and she cheers as the fans cheer. They even sing, “OOOA-KY TREE-TOH AAAR-MY!” for her as she brings Cia up. Treetoh knuckle locks, CHOPS Cia, then goes up the corner. Treetoh walks the tightrope, Nabooru gets up and heads over, Treetoh leaps over Cia to headscissor Nabooru away! Treetoh ducks Cia’s kick, dropkicks her into ropes, and table tops Cia down. Treetoh runs again, FALLING TREE- FLOP! Cia gets around behind Treetoh, but Midna BOOTS Cia down! Treetoh turns around into Midna’s CHOP!
Midna CHOPS again, and again, but Treetoh uses her hard head against the chop! Midna clutches her hand, and Teetoh STOMPS Midna’s foot! Treetoh grinds the foot while doing a little dance. Midna pushes Treetoh away, Cia comes back to hit a BACKSTABBER on Midna! Cia gets Midna up and over for the BLACK MAGIC CROSSFACE! Midna endures and claws around as fans fire up! But Treetoh comes back, FALLING TREE! She gets Cia right in the shoulder! Midna is free and she rolls away while Nabooru returns. Nabooru kicks Treetoh low, throws forearms, then whips her to a corner. Nabooru runs in to WHEEL KICK! And BULLDOG!
Cia returns to RANA- No! Nabooru blocks the huricanrana and brings Cia back up, only for Cia to sunset flip! Cover, TWO, and Nabooru hits a ROLLING ELBOW! Cover, but Midna breaks it! Midna drags Nabooru up, wrenches an arm and CHOPS Nabooru to ropes. Midna whips, Nabooru reverses, but Midna breaks through Nabooru’s clothesline! Midna comes back and CHOPS Nabooru on the run! Nabooru staggers to a corner, Midna hurries after her to fire off forearms and CHOPS! Midna whips corner to corner, Nabooru reverses again, but Midna goes tumbling up and out to the apron. But Cia trips Midna off the apron while Treetoh fires off on Nabooru!
Cia RAMS Midna into railing and then stomps her down! Treetoh backs Nabooru onto the ropes, Nabooru turns things around and throws a forearm, but Treetoh’s hard head hurts her arm! Treetoh wrenches Nabooru’s arm, then HEADBUTTS it! Nabooru clutches the bad arm, Treetoh trips Nabooru, and then FALLING TREE! Treetoh drops her headbutt right on Nabooru’s stomach! High stack cover, TWO!! Treetoh is shocked at how close she came to winning this huge return! Cia rushes back in, but into a low headbutt! Treetoh uppercuts, fires up and runs, but Midna is on the apron in her way!
Treetoh is scared and turns around, but into Cia’s sunset flip! Treetoh is sent into Midna and Midna falls off the apron! Cia rolls Treetoh back down into a SAND CRAB! Treetoh freaks out, flailing and reaching around. Nabooru gets Cia for the dragon sleeper! N B R!! Cover, but Wizzro and Volga get on the apron! Fans boo and Maron reprimands that they’re disobeying her orders! Nabooru rushes over and BLASTS them both off the apron! Volga and Wizzro fall onto Gibdo! And Maron says they’re EJECTED! Nabooru goes back to Cia, but gets caught to a victory roll!! Cover, Midna breaks it!! Cia just missed her window to steal this one!
Fans are thunderous as Midna, Cia and Nabooru stare each other down while slowly standing back up. The three are wary as they approach, but Treetoh rushes in! Treetoh LEAPS but all three get clear, and the flying headbutt flops! Treetoh tumbles out of the ring, Midna BOOTS Cia down! Midna then CHOPS Nabooru on repeat! Midna reels Nabooru in but Nabooru fights off the clinch. Nabooru fires off a strike fest, but spins into another clinch! BACKBREAKER to COMPLETE SHOT! Midna stalks behind Nabooru as she sits up, TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cia SMACKS Midna down with a chair!! Fatal 4 Way means No Disqualification!
Cia SMACKS Midna, SMACKS Nabooru, then SMACKS Midna again! Fans are divided between booing and cheering as Cia seethes. Midna flops out of the ring, Cia digs the edge of the chair into Nabooru’s chest. Cia lets off to then place the chair on Nabooru’s body. Cia goes to a corner, climbs up top, and leaps for a FROG SPLASH onto chair and Nabooru! But Treetoh gets Cia with an OAK-LAHOMA ROLL! TREETOH WINS!?!
Winner: Oaky Treetoh, by pinfall (NEW #1 contender to the HPW Goddess Championship)
The arena erupts over this shocker! Cia is shocked and furious as she argues and Maron while Treetoh is celebrating with her Deku fanbase! Will they be celebrating even harder should she actually dethrone the Princess of Hyrule?
HPW Triforce Championship: Link VS Hilda w/ Yuga & Ravio!
The Hero of Hyrule was criticized for not defending his title enough in the first year of this title’s existence. While that may be valid, Her Grace is trying to make a point of it and has demanded she challenge for the title now! Of course, Hilda is being heavily criticized for gaming the system with help from The Artist and #Murusagi. Will Link redeem himself while giving Hilda what she deserves?
Yuga and Ravio lead the way for Hilda, Yuga still wearing the boar headdress he took from Ganondorf that he made pastel and colorful. Ravio unrolls a purple carpet, but why is the Triforce on it upside-down? Did he get the direction of the carpet wrong? They don’t seem to be reacting so maybe they meant for it to be upside-down? Hilda is helped up to the apron and Ravio holds the ropes open for her to enter the ring. Link is still in his Hero of Old gear, and he keeps his eyes locked on Hilda, Yuga & Ravio as he walks down the ramp. The introductions are made, the title is raised, and we see if the new Triforce Tournament winner can dethrone the original!
Fans rally for Link as he and Hilda stare down. Ravio leads what limited Hilda cheering section there is with a “GO HILDA!” banner on a Ravio branded flag pole. But him standing on the commentary desk gets on commentary’s nerves and Rusl tells him to get down. Ravio hops down, Hilda and Link finally circle, but Hilda doesn’t seem to be taking this seriously. She has her hands behind her back as she skips around. Then she and Link approach, and she jukes the tie up to spin and flourish for the fans. Hilda tosses her hair and it hits Link in the face as he turns around. Ravio and Yuga cheer as Hilda laughs and revels in herself, but many fans boo.
Hilda and Link circle again, then approach. Hilda dodges the tie up again, does a little dance and blows a kiss to the crowd. She turns around, Link shows superkick and she freaks out! Hilda goes all the way out of the ring! Links puts his hands on his hips and fans laugh, which upsets Hilda. She tells fans to stop laughing, then huffs and puffs around the outside while referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts. Ravio and Yuga work to calm Hilda down as the count reaches 5 of 10. Hilda storms up the steps and to the apron. She tells Link to stay back, but he hasn’t even left the center of the ring since she bailed out. Hilda enters at 8 of 10, and the two reset.
Fans rally as Link and Hilda approach. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, are in a deadlock, but Link arm-drags Hilda and has an armlock. Hilda kicks from the mat, then kips up and whips Link to a corner. Hilda runs in, Link puts her on the apron, and Hilda roundhouses back! Hilda slingshots and headscissors Link away. Link gets up, Hilda sunset flips but Link stays up. Link grabs Hilda’s hands, sits her up, but Ravio gets on the apron! Sahasrahla reprimands Ravio, but Yuga is sneaking in around the other side! Link sees Yuga and runs him off, but Hilda rolls Link up! Now Ravio hops down so Sahasrahla can count, TWO!! Hilda almost stole that one!!
Fans boo as Hilda and Link get up again. Hilda hurries to ropes for defense as Link rushes in, and Sahasrahla keeps Link back. Link starts to get frustrated but he cools off as he paces and waits. Hilda returns and resets with Link again. They approach, feel out the grapple, and they tie up with knuckle locks. Hilda kicks one arm away, wrenches the other, steps over and traps the arm. Hilda throws back elbows, grabs at Link’s other arm, but Link rolls and trips Hilda. Link floats to a headlock but Hilda slips out the back to hammerlock. Hilda wants the facelock! Link powers Hilda back and RAMS her into buckles!
Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak, Hilda lets Link go and Link lets off, but Hilda kicks his leg out! BUCKLE SHOT! Hilda gets Link up with a waistlock to O’Conner Roll, TWO! Hilda goes up the corner, and CROSSBODIES! Link rolls through to scoop Hilda and get her to a fireman’s carry! BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, but now BOTH Ravio and Yuga get on the apron! Sahasrahla shouts at both of them but they’re on opposite sides of the ring! Sahasrahla deals with Yuga so Link goes after Ravio. Ravio gets scared and scurries away, shouting for the ref to stop Link. Sahasrahla sees that and hurries over, and Yuga slides something to Hilda!
Link returns to the ring and Sahasrahla warns Ravio. Link heads over to Hilda, but she’s got some kind of knuckle duster! She swings a punch but Link counters with an arm-drag! Link has an armlock, and Sahasrahla notices the knuckle duster! Sahasrahla tries to get Hilda to let it go but Hilda pretends to not know what he is talking about. Link yanks Hilda right up to her feet, gets her in position, but Hilda slips around in the Bladerunner to shove Link into Sahasrahla! The ref is down and Hilda throws Link into the ropes face first! Link sputters, Yuga CRACKS him with his scepter!! Fans boo but Hilda shoves Link to the other ropes, for Ravio to CRACK with the banner!!
Link staggers and fans are furious! Hilda kicks Link low, gets his arm in a hammerlock, and hits HER GRACE’S CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT! Cover, but Sahasrahla is still out! Hilda is furious but this was her own fault! Hilda shouts at Sahasrahla to get up and Ravio reaches out at him from the ropes. Sahasrahla gets up slowly, Hilda keeps shouting at him, and Link crawls to a corner. Hilda runs in, but Link slips out of the ring! Hilda’s meteora hits buckles! Yuga aims with his scepter, takes a swing, but Link dodges to HOOK KICK him down! Link gets in and shows superkick, but Hilda ducks, only for it to be a feint! Link reels Hilda in for a facelock, and suplexes for the QUAKE MEDALLION!
Ravio gets on the apron to distract everyone again! But wait! Zelda jumps in from the crowd side and she trips Ravio off the apron! Ravio staggers into a POISON-RANA! Fans fire up but Yuga storms over! Wait, is that Ganondorf?! He’s wearing an even scarier headdress than the one Yuga stole, and Yuga stops in his tracks! Yuga starts to back up but Ganondorf rushes at him! Ganondorf BOOTS Yuga down and sends the pastel pig headdress flying! Fans are thunderous that the original Triforce Tournament finalists are standing together against the new ones! Well, maybe not, as Ganondorf grabs the old headdress up and takes it away with him as he goes up the ramp…
Zelda tells Link to finish this, and Hilda panics. Hilda begs Link for mercy, but fans are chanting, “NO! NO! NO!” Link steps to Hilda and Hilda goes after his eyes! Fans boo again as Hilda reels Link in for another hammerlock! Link pushes Hilda away, she runs back in but into the MASTER SWORD! Hilda staggers into a COMPLETE SHOT! Link then turns and sits Hilda back up with her wrists, for LIGHT ARROW!! Cover, Link wins!
Winner: Link, by pinfall (still HPW Triforce Champion)
The inaugural Triforce Tournament winner defeats the newest winner! And with that, the champion is still the Hero of Hyrule! Zelda stands with Link as Hilda regroups with Yuga and Ravio at the ramp. Zelda raises Link’s hand in victory, and both champions raise their belts overhead. Will the Hero and Princess of Hyrule both make sure Her Grace doesn’t get her way in HPW?
HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Lost Woods Gauntlet!
The Trios Division is under a new world order! An UnderWorld Order! But things erupted right after that win at the #Triforciversary and it’s time to sort out the mess! This battle will be waged all through the infamous Lost Woods, but who will find their way out and become contenders?
Teams have already been dispatched into the woods in a random order. Making their entrance now is the Ikana Royal Family! Stal-Kid, Sir Hurr & Sir Durr are ready to follow Igos & Keeta in winning, but will it be so easy? They enter the Lost Woods, and have their first encounter: Riju, Aveil & Bularia!
The Ikana Royal Family VS The Desert Flowers!
The trios sort out and this gauntlet starts with Sir Hurr and Riju. They circle, tie up, and Hurr wrenches an arm. Hurr YANKS the arm, hammerlocks it, then shifts to a headlock to get a takeover. Hurr grinds Riju down, but Riju manages a headscissors. Hurr kips free, Riju headlocks and hits a takeover. Riju resists the headscissors, grinds the headlock, but Hurr rolls her to a cover. ONE, Riju holds onto the headlock, but Hurr gets up. Hurr lifts but Riju cranks the headlock to stop the back suplex. Hurr throws body shots, powers out and then runs Riju over on the rebound! Hurr drops for the cover, Riju Matrix bridges out of it!
Riju runs, ducks and dodges, then RANAS! Hurr flounders away to his corner, and fans cheer in the standoff. Durr tags in, and he calls out Bularia! Riju looks to Bularia, and Bularia reaches out her hand. Riju tags and fans rally as Bularia circles with Durr. Durr and Bularia tie up, Durr gets around and CLUBS Bularia, but she stands up tall as she scowls at him. Bularia swings a clothesline, Durr ducks it, but Bularia comes back with the LEFT! Durr staggers, Bularia snapmares him towards the Desert Flowers corner, and KICKS him in the back! Tag to Aveil, she tags Riju then hops up to SECOND ROPE METEORA!
Riju goes up top for the ULTIMATE ELBOW DROP!! Cover, but Hurr and Stal-Kid get in to break it! They brawl with Aveil and Bularia and referee Maron tries to restore order. Bularia whips Stal-Kid to a corner then runs in, but into a drop toehold that sends her into the buckles! Aveil throws Hurr out but Hurr trips her up and drags her outside! Hurr whips her into the railing, then RAMS her into the apron! Riju WRECKS Hurr with a dropkick! Stal-Kid runs in but Riju dumps him out. Bularia DIVES and takes Hurr and Stal-Kid out! Durr CLAWS Riju on the back! And then he makes tiger claws to the camera.
Durr whips Riju to ropes then catches her for a cobra twist! Riju endures and fans rally but Durr digs his fingers into her side! Durr claws her again, and again shows tiger claws to the camera. Riju frees a leg and hip tosses Durr down! Riju runs and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! The teams return to their corners, Riju drags Durr over and tags in Aveil. Aveil tags Bularia in, Aveil and Riju double snapmare to KICK sandwich, and Bularia runs to SLIDING KICK! Aveil and Riju swipe at Hurr and Stal-Kid while Bularia covers, TWO! Bularia drags Durr up and feeds him to a DOUBLE DROPKICK! Bularia STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally as Bularia gets Durr back up. Bularia wrenches Durr’s arm but he blocks the whip. Durr whips Bularia, drop toeholds then jumps for an elbow drop to her back! Durr drags Bularia back, tags Stal-Kid, and Durr anchors Bularia as Stal-Kid slingshot sentons onto her! Stal-Kid taunts Riju and Aveil, runs back and basement dropkicks Bularia to the corner. Stal-Kid stomps a mudhole, digs his boots in, then tags in Hurr. Stal-Kid swings for a dropkick! Hurr gets Bularia up, tags in Durr, and they double whip Bularia to ropes. Bularia kicks back, shoves Hurr into Durr, then hot tags to Aveil! Aveil goes up top and DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICKS!
Fans fire up with Aveil as she rallies on Hurr and Durr with CHOPS and forearms! Aveil tilt-o-whirls but Durr blocks the DDT! Durr throws Aveil, Hurr runs up behind, HIGH LOW! Durr tags in Stal-Kid, Hurr and Durr blast Riju and Aveil off the apron, then DOUBLE PLANCHA to take them both out! Stal-Kid reels Aveil into a torture rack, and flips her into a KNEE SMASH! The GTT, #GoToTermina!! Cover, The Ikana Royal Family ELIMINATE The Desert Flowers! Stal-Kid is fired up, and he regroups with Hurr and Durr to move on to the next segment in the forest. Waiting for them in another ring is Darkhammer, Gooma and Doomknocker!
The Ikana Royal Family VS The Doom Bringers!
Knocker is already waiting as the IRF walks up to the ring. Stal-Kid slides in to start with Knocker, Maron enters the ring, and the second match-up begins! Knocker shoots in but Stal-Kid dodges. They circle and tie up, and Stal-Kid wrenches to a wristlock. Knocker works on a reversal, rolls, then sweeps the leg. Cover, ONE, and Stal-Kid sweeps the legs to cover. ONE, and Knocker CHOPS Stal-Kid! Knocker headlocks, brings Stal-Kid over, and tags in Gooma. The Doom Bringers mug Stal-Kid, Gooma CLUBS Stal-Kid, and then holds his hand out to Hurr and Durr, mockingly offering a tag. Gooma then wrenches to whip Stal-Kid hard into the Doom Bringer corner.
Gooma tags Darkhammer in, they drag Stal-Kid up and Gooma LARIATS Stal-Kid in the back to feed to Hammer’s BIG back drop! Hammer runs for a SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Stal-Kid reaches but Hammer drags him away. Knocker tags back in, Hammer wheelbarrows Stal-Kid, WHEELBARROW BULLDOG COMBO! Cover, TWO! Knocker grows annoyed, he drags Stal-Kid back again and tags Gooma. Knocker gets Stal-Kid up and back suplexes, but Stal-Kid lands on his feet! Gooma back suplexes but Stal-Kid again lands on his feet! Stal-Kid ends up in the Doom Bringer corner, he ROCKS Hammer, then dodges Gooma to send him into buckles!
Stal-Kid leaps, Knocker catches him, but Stal-Kid kicks and flails, and hits a DDT!! Both men are down, fans fire up and Stal-Kid crawls, hot tag to Hurr! Hurr PENALTY KICKS Knocker, BLASTS Hammer off the apron, then avoids Gooma’s swipe. Gooma wants back in but Maron keeps him back, allowing Durr to get in and stomp Knocker with Hurr! Durr slips back to the corner before Maron notices, and he tags in. Hurr and Durr get Knocker up, double whip and DOUBLE FLAPJACK! They roll back for a DOUBLE HALF CRAB! Maron reprimands and counts, Hurr gives Durr the other leg at 4, and Durr ties the legs up for a SHARPSHOOTER!
Knocker endures as Durr sits back deep! Knocker reaches, claws and crawls his way over, but Durr drags him away! Hammer gets back up and goes right into the ring, but Maron keeps him back! Knocker slips through to kick Durr to ropes, and Gooma gets in a cheap shot! Knocker gets up and SPINNING BACK HANDS Durr! Knocker then reels Durr in for a dragon sleeper and REVERSE DDT! Cover, but Hurr breaks it! Hurr stomps Knocker, Maron reprimands but he drags Knocker up. Knocker throws body shots, CHOPS and haymakers! Knocker whips, Hurr reverses but Knocker ducks the clothesline to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stal-Kid CROSSBODIES Knocker from the top rope! Gooma CLOBBERS Stal-Kid! Durr CLAWS Gooma’s back, then reels him in for a Side Leg Sweep! Hammer POUNCES Durr back to his corner! Hammer YANKS Durr up into a bearhug for an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Durr staggers up and Knocker kicks him low. Knocker reels Durr in and brings him up for a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, The Doom Bringers ELIMINATE The Ikana Royal Family! Knocker, Hammer and Gooma leave the IRF behind to go to the next area, and find their old rivals!
The Doom Bringers VS Forged By Violence!
Iron Knuckle applauds Knocker and his team making it this far. Maron gets in the ring and the trios sort out, and round three starts with Knuckle and Knocker. Fans rally up as the two egg each other on. They circle, approach, and tie up. Knuckle powers Knocker to ropes, Knocker turns it around, and Maron counts the ropebreak. Knocker lets off at 4, but swings on Knuckle! Knuckle dodges that and ROCKS Knocker with a forearm. Knuckle whips Knocker to ropes, Knocker rams shoulders with him, but neither falls. They egg each other on again, Knocker runs and rams shoulders with Knuckle again. Still neither falls, so now Knuckle runs! Knuckle rams Knocker, Knocker rebounds, but Knuckle runs him over!
Fans fire up as Knuckle stares Knocker down while looming over him. Knuckle runs, Knocker gets up to drop down but Knuckle isn’t tripped up. Gooma gets in Knuckle’s way on the apron, Knuckle turns around for Knocker to run him over! Maron reprimands Gooma but Knocker drags Knuckle up to bring him over to the Doom Bringer corner. Knocker stomps a mudhole into Knuckle, digs his boot in, then tags in Hammer. Hammer whips Knocker into the corner to hip attack! Hammer drags Knuckle to a cover, TWO! Hammer clamps onto Knuckle with an armlock and grinds the shoulder. Fans rally as Knuckle endures.
Knuckle fights up, throws body shots, and whips Hammer to the FBV corner. Knuckle runs in and RAMS into Hammer, then digs his shoulder in. Maron counts, Red Nut tags in and he ROCKS Hammer with a right! Knuckle exits, Red tags Blue Nut and the Darknuts double wrench Hammer to then DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Blue Nut rolls Hammer to an inside cradle, TWO! Blue Nut stays between Hammer and the other Doom Bringers and CLUBS him down. Blue Nut facelocks and drags Hammer around, but Hammer powers up! Hammer RAMS Blue Nut to an open corner, then reaches for the Doom Bringer corner. Blue Nut gets past him to BLAST Knocker off the apron!
Blue Nut runs back to CLOBBER Hammer! Blue Nut drags Hammer up with another facelock, brings him over and Red Nut tags in. They double wrench Hammer, reel him in, and double suplex! But Gooma is there to save Hammer! Gooma ROCKS Blue Nut, Hammer back elbows Red Nut, and they double whip the Darknuts. The Darknuts duck clotheslines and come back to run Hammer and Gooma over! But then Knocker runs in and DOUBLE LARIATS both Nuts! Fans are all fired up but Maron tries to restore order. Knocker goes back to his corner and stares down Knuckle from across the way as he holds out a hand. Hammer and Blue Nut crawl, hot tags to Knuckle and Knocker!
Knuckle and Knocker fire off furious fists and the fans fire up! Knuckle gets the edge, spins, but Knocker HEADBUTTS him first! Knocker shakes out the cobwebs, runs, but Knuckle turns to LARIAT! Knuckle fires up, gets Knocker up, but then sees Hammer getting in. Knuckle shoves Knocker down to BOOT Hammer! Hammer rebounds, into an URENAGE! Maron tells Hammer to get out, Knocker DECKS Knuckle! Knocker stomps Knuckle to a corner, Maron counts and Knocker lets off, but comes back to stomp him more. Knocker drags Knuckle up, whips him corner to corner but Knuckle reverses! Knocker hits buckles hard and staggers forward!
Knuckle reels Knocker in, but Knocker fights off the urenage! Knocker throws body shots, throws another headbutt, then whips Knuckle to ropes. Knuckle ducks and dodges, RAMS Knocker with a shoulder, but Knocker rebounds. Knocker swings but Knuckle gets around to waistlock. Knocker resists the lift, elbows but Knuckle lets him spin around, into an STO! Cover, Gooma breaks it! The Darknuts go after Gooma! Gooma fights back, Red Nut kicks low and feeds Gooma to Blue Nut’s fireman’s carry! The Darknuts coordinate, NUT BUSTER! Forged By Violence regroups and gets Knocker up. The Darknuts hold Knocker, Knuckle shouts, “NOW, YOU MUST DIE!”
Knuckle runs, but Hammer trips him up! Hammer drags Knuckle out, the Darknuts hurry out after him! Hammer gets mugged 2v1, Knocker drags himself over to the Doom Bringer’s corner. The Darknuts RAM Hammer into railing, then help Knuckle back in. Knuckle goes after Knocker in the corner and they scrap! Knocker and Knuckle both ROCK each other with right hands! Knuckle staggers away, Knocker ends up in his corner. Gooma tags in then drops down behind the apron! Knocker runs at Knuckle, avoids the turn-around lariat this time to get a waistlock, but Knuckle resists the German Suplex!
Knuckle elbows Knocker until he lets go, but Maron tells him Knocker isn’t the legal wrestler! Knuckle turns around into Gooma’s SPEAR! Cover, Knocker intercepts the Darknuts, the Doom Bringers ELIMINATE Forged By Violence!! Fans go nuts and the Darknuts are shocked! The Doom Bringers regroup, as do FBV. Knocker applauds now, and offers a fist. Knuckle accepts the fist bump, and the Doom Bringers head to the last area in the Lost Woods. There, in one more ring, waits Master Kohga, Garo Master and Master Stalfos!
The Doom Bringers VS The Three Masters!
Fans are all fired up as the final round of the gauntlet begins! Garo starts for his team, and though Knocker wants to, Gooma insists he start. Knocker and Hammer oblige and Gooma circles with Garo. They approach, tie up, and are in a deadlock as Gooma stays put while Garo tries to push him. Gooma shoves Garo away and laughs before beating his chest. Garo keeps his cool and ties up with Gooma again. Gooma shoves Garo again, Garo rolls through to then handspring back and leap at Gooma! Gooma catches Garo and THROWS him with an overhead Belly2Belly! Garo tumbles to the Masters’ corner, and fans fire up as Gooma roars and flexes.
Garo gets up but Stalfos wants in. Garo tags him in and now the beefiest men from either team meet. Though, can a living skeleton really be beefy? Anyway, Stalfos and Gooma circle, tie up, and now they’re in a true deadlock as their strength is evenly matched. The two break, fans rally up as they stare down, and then they approach again. Gooma gets around and CLUBS Stalfos on the back, but Stalfos stays up. Stalfos JABS Gooma, uppercuts, then reels him in and turns him for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Gooma growls as he sits back up but Stalfos stomps him down! Stalfos runs and jumps to drop an elbow! Cover, TWO!
Stalfos drags Gooma up, puts him in the Master’s corner and stomps him. Maron counts, Stalfos backs off, and Kohga gets a cheap shot in! Stalfos comes back, drags Gooma up and throws forearms. Maron counts again, Stalfos tags Kohga in, and Kohga swings in for a dropkick! Kohga gets Gooma up, clamps on a facelock and underhooks an arm. Kohga steps up and over the arm, hammerlocks it with legs, and then wraps on a chinlock. Gooma endures as Kohga grinds him down. Fans rally up, Gooma powers up but Kohga CLUBS him on the back. Kohga shifts to get Gooma in a cobra twist, and he digs an elbow into Gooma’s ribs.
Gooma endures again as Kohga twists and stretches him. Fans rally back up, Gooma gets a leg free and hip tosses Kohga down! Gooma gets Kohga back up and SHOVES him into the Doom Bringer corner! Gooma tags Hammer in, Gooma traps Kohga in the corner as Hammer runs, taunts Garo and Stalfos, and comes back. Gooma moves, Hammer SPLASHES Kohga! Hammer tags Knocker, snapmares Kohga, and Knocker runs in to basement GoroUpper! Knocker drags Kohga from the corner to cover, TWO! Knocker grows a bit frustrated, but he drags Kohga up with a dragon sleeper. Knocker taunts Garo and Stalfos, but Kohga high kicks him!
Kohga snapmares free, and basement dropkicks him in the back! Knocker writhes, Kohga gets the arms and rolls Knocker to La Magistrol! TWO, and Kohga sunset flips. Knocker rolls through, Kohga ducks the Penalty Kick to school boy roll, TWO! Knocker avoids the basement dropkick and drops a BACK SENTON! Cover, TWO, and Kohga has a ghost pin! TWO!! Knocker narrowly escapes and fans are fired up! Knocker swings, Kohga bobs ‘n’ weaves then ROCKS Knocker with a right! And then another! And another! Kohga spins but Knocker ducks! Knocker headbutts low, front kicks, then whips Kohga to ropes to scoop him for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Knocker tags Hammer in and Hammer immediately drops a SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Hammer drags Kohga up to CLUB him back down! Hammer wrenches Kohga, uppercuts the arm, then hammerlocks the arm to then RAM Kohga shoulder first into buckles. Kohga throws a back elbow with the other arm, but Hammer throws a heavy body shot. Hammer digs his forearms into Kohga’s head, Maron counts, but Gooma tags in. Hammer lets off, Gooma stomps a mudhole into Kohga, but he lets off as Maron counts again. Gooma drags Kohga up, wrenches the bad arm, YANKS it, then whips him to ropes.
Kohga tiger feints through the ropes but the bad arm slows him down. Gooma rushes in but Kohga jumps up to guillotine leg drop Gooma through the ropes! Kohga slingshots to sunset flip, TWO! Kohga anchors Gooma with a toehold and tags in Garo. Garo drops an elbow on Gooma’s back, then clamps onto the arm. Gooma moves around to resist the Fujiwara armbar, but Garo steps over to then JAM the arm with a straddle attack. Garo wrenches again to wristlock, digs an elbow into the shoulder then JAMS the shoulder with the elbow. Gooma powers up to whip Garo away, but Garo slides under his boot to then dropkick him onto the ropes!
Fans fire up, Garo runs, and he CROSSBODIES Gooma against the ropes! Gooma ends up in a drop zone, Garo goes up and up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, but both Knocker and Hammer break it! Stalfos and Kohga rush after them and they brawl! Maron tries to restore order but that’s not so easy! Kohga dodges a forearm to SCREW HIGH KICK Knocker down! Hammer DECKS Kohga, but Stalfos LEG LARIATS Hammer down! Stalfos pursues Hammer out of the ring, grabs an arm, but Hammer uses his tail to sweep the legs! Hammer drags Stalfos up to a fireman’s carry, BALL ‘N’ CHAIN TKO onto the barrier! Kohga FLIES in outta nowhere and wipes Hammer out!
Gooma POUNCES Kohga into the crowd!! Gooma gets back in the ring, Garo goes to scoop him, but he’s too big! Gooma throws body shots, ROCKS Garo with a forearm, but Garo ENZIGURIS back! Gooma staggers back, Knocker tags in! Garo didn’t see that, he runs in and HESITATION DROPKICKS Gooma! But he rolls backwards into Knocker’s BLINDSIDE BACK HAND! Knocker reels Garo in for a LUMBAR CHECK!! Cover, the Doom Bringers win!!
Winners: The Doom Bringers, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)
Fans are going nuts as Knocker, Hammer and Gooma regroup and celebrate! They walk out together through the exit of the Lost Woods to return back to the main stage! Wait, what’s going on with the titantron? “The following announcement has been paid for by the UnderWorld Order.” And on the titantron, it’s Death Sword, Gomess and Hollywood ReDead! They’re applauding but also chuckling. ReDead says, “Congratulations, fellas, you survived! But only for now! Because y’see, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation you’re in.
“When we face off, we’re going to go to some dark places. Because we’re willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto these titles and build a new empire. You fellas are gonna feel pain like never before, and sing your swan songs, jack! You can’t kill what’s already dead, but the UnderWorld Order will live forever.” The uWo throw up the rock ‘n’ roll fingers as they slash their throats with tongues out. Will they take the HPW Trios titles to another level? Or will their reign be up in smoke after facing the Doom Bringers?
My Thoughts:
I’m pretty sure italicizing some phrases in that last segment gives away that they’re references, but I wonder if anyone understands the references. And I know “Oaky Treetoh” is a really labored pun for Maki Itoh, but I feel like Treetoh and Zelda will make for a good match on some level. Writing a gauntlet match was a bit tricky, I didn’t want to make this like the Clash of Fates main event, but each match-up still needed “time to breathe.” I don’t know if the June event will be quite as big as this as far as number of matches, but the matches could end up big because of story beats that I of course have to hit on.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 71
Another year, another epic way to celebrate HPW’s Triforce Anniversary! Will Zelda finally become Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil; Aveil wins.
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Majora wins and retains the title.
- 21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal: Yunobo wins and will challenge for the Death Mountain Championship.
- HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird; Ganon wins and will challenge for the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda; Zelda wins and becomes the new Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Anniversaries are always important dates to remember, but they aren’t always accompanied with fond memories. For the Hero of Hyrule, Link, he was the inaugural HPW Triforce Champion. But that meant there had to be two who lost that match: Ganon and Zelda. But now, there’s a chance the dynamic could flip upside-down! Ganon is back in the Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals, though through a very controversial assist. Will he finally win the trophy? Or will someone trump the Gerudo Ace? As for the Princess of Hyrule, she’s going all in, making this her last chance at the world title! Will Zelda finally stand at the pinnacle of HPW?
As for the other 21 stars that lost in this year’s tournament, they all converge in the traditional battle royal! All 21 are fighting for gold, and they can have their pick! Death Mountain Championship? Termina Championship? Goddess Championship? Whoever wins can pick one of those out as their target! And while those 21 go for gold, Majora has issued an Open Challenge for the Million Rupee Championship! Many are eager to challenge for it, but the only catch is… they must face the MOON MADNESS! A new stipulation every three minutes, you’d have to be crazy to try! Who will risk their mind and body for a taste of glory?
But first! All this gold means nothing when there’s a grudge to settle! The Dame of the Dunes beat Buliara & Riju, but will she complete the trifecta? Or will Aveil avenge the Gerudo Sisterhood? The HPW Triforce Anniversary special in Central Hyrule starts now!
Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil!
The Gerudo Sisterhood grudge has reached the trilogy! But while the Dame of the Dunes is 2-0, she’s run into the Desert Flower! Will Tali punctuate the third act with another victory? Or will it be “third time’s the charm” in slapping some sense into her?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Aveil. Tali is annoyed as she and Aveil slowly circle. They feel things out, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Tali THROWS Aveil down! Tali slaps Aveil around and talks some smack, “You think you can stand in the ring with me?” Aveil gets up in a huff and Tali eggs her on. They circle and tie up again, Aveil gets around to kick Tali’s leg out! Then Aveil returns that head slap! Tali is seething as she stands up, and the two tie up again. Tali powers Aveil to a corner, but Aveil goes up and around to arm-drag Tali way! Aveil runs, dodges and handsprings! Tali gets clear but Aveil comes back to dropkick her down!
The fans fire up as Tali staggers to her feet. Aveil throws forearms and CHOPS, then whips Tali corner to corner. Tali reverses, Aveil goes up, but Tali catches her! Tali pops Aveil over into the shoulder rack, but Aveil sunset flips through! Tali stays up, YANKS Aveil back up and whips her to ropes, to then run her over! The fans boo while Tali dusts herself off, letting the “dust” fall on Aveil. Tali runs but Aveil stays low. Tali jumps over the dropdown, Aveil hurdles over Tali! Tali comes back, blocks Aveil’s kick, then FLIPS Aveil! Aveil lands on her feet, and ROCKS Tali! Tali staggers, Aveil DROPKICKS her out of the ring!
The fans fire up with Aveil as she builds speed! Aveil DIVES into a FOREARM! Shabonne cheers as Aveil flops onto the apron. Tali drags Aveil into an Electric Chair Lift! Tali then SLAMS Aveil on the apron! Aveil sputters and falls back while the fans boo, but Tali soaks up the heat. Tali drags Aveil back up, puts her in the ring, then takes her time soaking up more heat. Tali storms up the steel steps and into the ring as Shabonne hypes her up as the “Alpha Female.” Tali stalks Aveil to the corner, then stands her up for body shots! The ref counts but Tali tells him to leave her alone. Tali goes back to Aveil, who fires a flurry of forearms!
Tali throws more body shots back, then CLUBS Aveil down! Tali looms over Aveil, drags her up by her gear, then HIP DROPS her back down. Tali then wraps Aveil up in body scissors to squeeze! The fans rally for Aveil as she endures. Aveil pries at the legs but Tali holds on tight. Aveil pushes back for a cover, TWO and Tali still has Aveil in the squeeze. Aveil fights with elbows, then turns around and throws more forearms! The fans fire up as Aveil fires off with fury! Tali sets Aveil free and the two go to opposite corners. Aveil runs in, Tali moves, and Aveil hits buckles! Tali picks up Aveil for an atomic FACEBUSTER!
Tali stomps Aveil around, dares her to get up, and the fans rally up. Tali reels Aveil in and suplexes her! Tali holds Aveil up, but Aveil cradle counters! ONE and Tali rocks it back, then she deadlift suplexes Aveil to SLAM her down! Cover, TWO!! Aveil survives but just barely! Tali seethes but keeps her focus and she drags Aveil up again. Tali clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Aveil endures as Tali clamps on with a hand to the ribs! Fans rally, Aveil fights the hold, shifts around and throws body shots. Aveil powers Tali to a corner, but Tali CLUBS Aveil’s back! Tali hoists Aveil to the top rope, and ROCKS her with a haymaker!
Tali climbs up to join Aveil, brings her up to the very top, but Aveil fights out and slips under! Aveil YANKS Tali’s arm to bump her off buckles! Aveil then hops up to get behind Tali! Fans rally as Aveil waistlocks Tali, for a SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Aveil and Tali stir, and they again go to opposite corners. Aveil drags herself up, runs in, and hits an ELBOW! Aveil reels Tali in and underhooks, but Tali BACKDROPS free! But Aveil lands on her feet! SHOTEI! Wheelbarrow and victory roll to DOUBLE STOMP! Aveil adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous, and Tali’s ear is busted open from that shot! Aveil shows no mercy and goes after that side with a CROSSFACE! Tali endures, moves as best as she can, rolls to a cover, TWO! Tali BOOTS Aveil down! Tali checks her nose but that’s not what’s bleeding. She checks her ear and finds plenty of blood, that she then turns into war paint on her cheek. Tali drags Aveil up, but Aveil grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! And another, and another, and another! The fans fire up, Aveil then wrenches and hits an ARMBAR DDT! Tali crawls to ropes, shakes the bad arm, but Aviel runs to dropkick the arm!
Tali clutches her elbow but she refuses to let this end here! Tali scoops Aveil, but Aveil gets to the apron! Aveil ducks a punch to HOTSHOT the arm! Tali falls and writhes on the mat. Aveil grabs the arm to SLAM it over and over and over again on the apron! Shabonne freaks out but Tali refuses to quit. Aveil joins Tali on the apron, and Tali throws haymakers with the good arm! Aviel returns fire, then she grabs the bad arm! There’s a moment of fear on Tali’s face! Aveil WRINGS the arm into the apron! Tali shouts in pain as she falls to the floor! But Aveil is right after the bad arm again! Aveil drags Tali up and whips her into the steel steps, bad arm first!
Tali shouts in pain again while she slumps back down. Aveil catches her breath, then storms up on Tali. Aveil CLUBS Tali, goes after the bad arm again, and has an ARMBAR! The ref counts, this won’t matter outside the ring anyway! Aveil lets go at 4, Tali scrambles away into into the ring. Aveil slides in and is still after the bad arm! Aveil grabs the arm and grinds it down with an armlock. Tali endures, fights her way up, but Aveil ROUNDHOUSES her down! Aveil covers, ONE, but she’s after the arm again! Tali does her best to resist but Aveil stomps her! Aveil SLAMS the arm down on the mat, then goes up top! But Tali trips her up!
Tali grits her teeth through the pain and she ROCKS Aveil with a right hand! Tali climbs up to join Aveil, works to get the bad arm moving, but she CLUBS away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil up, Aveil fights the superplex, but Tali clubs away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil back up, and hits the SUPERPLEX! But she can’t make the cover right away! Shabonne coaches Tali as she crawls over, covers with one good arm, TWO!! Aveil survives again and Tali is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Tali grits her teeth and she drags Aveil up. Aveil throws a haymaker! Tali gives it back! They throw shots back and forth as they stand, and fans fire up!
Aveil fires up to throw right hand after right hand, but Tali blocks one, spins Aveil for a cravat, and fires KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! Tali then snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tali scowls as she gets back up and looms over Aveil. Tali gets the legs, ties them up, and with one good arm puts on a CLOVERLEAF! Aveil endures, but Tali SWINGS her around! Aveil endures even now, and Tali steps back over! Aveil endures, crawls, reaches out, claws at the mat, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Tali lets go at 4. Tali is frustrated, but she deadlift gut wrenches! But Aveil flails, swings and arm-drags Tali into an ARMBAR!!
The fans fire up, Shabonne freaks out, but Tali clasps hands! Aveil CLUBS away on the grip! Tali moves around, stacks Aveil to a cover, ONE, and Tali deadlifts again! But Shirai PULLS on the bad arm and wrangles Tlai back down! Tali kicks around and gets her legs on the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Aveil lets go quickly and gets moving! Tali ducks the Tiger Feint Kick! Aveil spins and stumbles, but she dodges Tali’s lariat to fire SHOTEI after SHOTEI after SHOTEI! Tali stumbles into the ropes, Shirai runs in, TIGER FEINT! The fans fire up, Aveil goes up top, and Tali stands into a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Tali survives and Shabonne can breathe again! But fans rally back up as Tali goes to a corner. Aveil runs in, METEORA!
Tali sputters, Aveil drags her into the drop zone, and Aveil goes up top! OVER THE MOON- NO! Tali moves and then LARIATS Aveil inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Aveil’s still in this and Tali’s losing her cool! Tali stomps away on Aveil but the fans boo. Tali drags Aveil back up and gut wrenches for the shoulder rack! Aveil turns over and turns it into a REVERSE DDT! Both women are down again and fans are electric! Tali crawls to the apron, Aveil spots her, and Aviel runs up! SUNSET FLIP- NO, Tali grabs the ropes to fight the bomb! The fans rally, Shabonne freaks out, but Aveil pries her free from the ropes! POWERBOMB through the announce desk!!!
Fans lose their minds and commentary is completely shocked! Aveil staggers to her feet, and she leaves Tali behind in the wreckage. Tali stirs, Shabonne shouts at her to get up, but we’re already at 4 of 10. Tali as the ring count passes 5! Tali fumbles and stumbles at 7, stands at 8! Tali lunges in at 9.9! But Aveil is OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, AVEIL WINS!!
Winner: Aveil, by pinfall
The Gerudo grudge finale is a true epic! Justice has been served on- OH NO, SHABONNE CLOBBERS AVEIL! Shabonne is furious as she shouts at Aveil, “This is what I’ve been talking about! You just keep holding her back! You just keep getting in her way! Tali would be on top of the world by now if not for you!” The fans boo but did Shabonne confess she got in Tali’s ear? Is Shabonne the reason Tali put herself ahead of the group? Tali slowly gets back up, and Shabonne drags Aveil up. Shabonne feeds Aveil to Tali’s gut wrench! DOMINATOR!! Shabonne helps Tali get up again, and they stand over Aveil. Tali still went 2-1, will she rise to the top of HPW by force?
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS ???
The Monster Mask took this belt back for the UnderWorld Order, still cheating Kevin Gibdo even though it was all No Disqualifications style matches. But now, he’ll have to put his money where his mouth is, facing a mystery opponent! Will Majora regret making such a gamble? Or will he still be worth his weight in gold?
Everyone watches the ramp for Majora’s opponent, and out walks Chancellor Cole? Well, he surely can’t be the one, but “Ladies and gentlemen,” he gives his introduction as “the Special Counsel for The Man with the Iron Claw, who will soon adorn it with the most lavish title in the land! That man is none other than BYRRRNE…! LOKOMAAA~!” Obviously that’s who Cole was bringing along. The introductions don’t really need to be made, but the belt is raised, and the gamble begins with the first spin of the wheel! They start with… FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Falls Count Anywhere!
Well that makes this easy. Not only can these two do anything, they can go anywhere! The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Majora and Byrne feel things out, then Majora kicks Byrne low! The fans boo while Majora headlocks. Majora grinds Byrne, but Byrne throws body shots. Byrne powers up and out, but Majora runs him over! The fans boo but Majora soaks up that heat. Byrne bails out, Cole coaches him up, but Majora builds speed, slides out, and LARIATS Byrne down! The fans boo but Majora tells them to shut up. Majora drags Byrne up, brings him around to the desk, and fakes smacking Byrne off the top.
Rusl tells Majora not to mess around. But also, he wouldn’t mind if Byrne ate table, referencing when Byrne was calling him out from last year. Majora whips Byrne hard into barriers! Byrne falls in a heap, the fans boo, but Majora storms up on Byrne. Majora stomps Byrne, drags him up, and brings him around to whip into more barriers! The fans boo more, but Majora goes looking under the ring. Fans chant for tables, but Majora brings out a chair instead. The fans boo as he holds it up, and also flips them off. Majora storms over to Byrne, JAMS him up, and then SMACKS him on the back! Fans boo while Byrne staggers away.
Majora stalks Byrne to the ramp, and fans boo more as Majora SMACKS Byrne again! Byrne falls over, Cole protests, but Majora threatens Cole now. Majora goes back to Byrne, but Byrne grabs the chair with his iron claw! The two fight over the chair, Majora swings Byrne into the post! Majora then takes aim, but Byrne dodges! Chair hits post and Majora is disarmed! Byrne then runs up to DECK Majora! The fans fire up, we’re under a minute, and Byrne grabs the chair. Byrne sits the chair up, drags Majora up with the IRON CLAW to his face, and aims for the chair! The fans count with the countdown as Byrne aims for the chair!
“THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The wheel spins again, right as Majora fights off the lift! Majora CLUBS Byrne’s arm, breaks free, and kicks low. Majora suplexes Byrne onto the chair! The wheel lands on… BULL ROPE MATCH!
Bull Rope Match!
The ring crew fetches the bull rope, the ref tells Majora to stop, but Majora drags Byrne up. Majora puts Byrne in the ring, covers, but the ref says no, they have to put the bull rope on first. Majora gets mad but these are technically the rules he established. Majora demands they bring the rope, the crewman gives the rope to the ref, and the ref gives Majora one end. Majora straps in while the ref checks on Byrne. Byrne sits up, the ref explains what’s going on, and Byrne takes the other end of the rope. Byrne straps in, the ref says now they can continue, and Majora reels Byrne in using the rope! LARIAT! The fans boo, Majora covers, TWO!
Majora drags Byrne around using the bull rope, then stands him up in a corner. Majora stomps a mudhole into Byrne, and he just keeps going! No disqualifications and all that. Majora stops after about 20 stomps, then roars while fans boo. Byrne sputters, Majora drags him up using the bull rope, and then scoops to SLAM him! Majora then gathers up the slack to LASH Byrne! Byrne writhes, the fans boo, but Majora LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes more, goes for the ring ropes, but Majora uses the bull rope to drag him back to center. Majora then winds up and LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes and spasms from the pain!
Majora soaks up the heat as the fans boo even more. Majora then sits Byrne up, wraps the bull rope around him, and CHOKES him! The fans boo, the ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. Byrne refuses to give up, so Majora stops choking him. Majora stands Byrne up, and he uses the rope to whip Byrne hard into a corner! Majora then uses the rope to swing and sends Byrne hard into another corner! Majora then reels Byrne in, scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Byrne stays in this, and we’re already under a minute on the countdown. Majora goes to a corner and takes aim as the fans rally up.
Byrne rises, Majora runs up, but Byrne ducks under Torpedo Majora! The fans fire up as Byrne uses the bull rope to drag Majora up into an IRON CLAW! And then an IRON CLAW SLEEPER, that shifts into an IRON CLAW COBRA TWIST! AKA Track Buckling! Majora flails as Byrne twists and bends him! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” Byrne then swings Majora into an URENAGE! AKA Off The Rails! Cover, TWO! Majora survives, the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again, and gives us… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
The ring crew now wheels out a casket and the fans fire up. Byrne frees his hand from the bull rope, but he still LASHES Majora with it! The fans fire up as Byrne LASHES Majora again and again and again! The casket reaches ringside, Byrne uses the rope to drag Majora, but Majora digs his heels in. They tug-o-war while Majora is still on the mat. Byrne stomps Majora! Byrne storms over to the casket, opens it up, but Majora LASHES Byrne on the back of the leg! Byrne hobbles and stumbles to a corner, and Majora LASHES him again! The fans boo, Majora gets his hand free of the rope, and he CHOKES Byrne again!
The fans boo more, but Majora drags Byrne out of the ring like that. Majora dumps Byrne on the ground, throws the rope aside, and goes to the casket. Majora nods as he brings it over, this was the stipulation that beat Kevin Gibdo. Majora drags Byrne up, but Byrne fires body shots! The fans fire up as that iron fist hits hard, and then Byrne scoops Majora! Majora flails to get free, and then he shoves Byrne down! Byrne falls into the casket! Majora grabs the lid, but Byrne gets his feet up to block! Majora pushes down on the lid but Byrne doesn’t give in! Majora stops with the lid to stomp Byrne. Byrne grabs Majora’s foot!
Byrne shoves Majora away, gets himself out of the casket, and ROCKS Majora! The lid falls shot, but Byrne brings Majora around with the IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW SLAM onto the casket! The fans go nuts as Majora is bent backwards! Majora slowly slumps off the casket, Byrne opens it up, and he drags Majora inside. Byrne slams the lid shut, but it doesn’t shut because it’s all busted up! Something about that impact has warped the frame! Cole shouts for a second casket and the ring crew hurries out. And this one’s solid Mahogany! The crew hurries as fast as they can with time running out for this stipulation!
Byrne drags Majora out of the busted casket and over to the second. Cole has the crew slow to a stop, and Cole even opens it up himself! But Majora BOOTS Cole! And he RAMS Byrne into barriers! The fans boo more, but now the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again and lands on… WOODWORK MATCH!
Woodwork Match!
Wait, what’s a Woodwork match? The ring announcer, Purah, is given a note. “In honor of the fifth anniversary, Majora introduces the Woodwork match. Any weapon is allowed, so long as it is made out of or contains wood.” Well, that second casket qualifies, doesn’t it? Majora picks Byrne up to SPINEBUSTER him on the wood casket! Byrne slumps to the floor, Majora drags Byrne up and puts him in the ring. Majora takes aim from a corner while the fans boo, and Byrne stands up into a TORPEDO MAJORA! Cover, Majora wins!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (still Million Rupee Champion)
Majora holds up the title, having brutalized the former Dark Horse. The fans boo, but wait, the lights go down! The tron turns on, and there’s a warped version of the UnderWorld Order’s theme playing as if in the distance. There’s backwards speech, and text appears on screen, as if typed backwards. It eventually reads, “The following atonement will be paid for by the uWo.” Then we get a replay of how Scaldera & Majora set that casket on fire back at HyruleMania! Then the tron goes to static before cutting out. The lights come back on, and is the wood casket opening on its own?! The fans go nuts as it’s KEVIN GIBDO!
His bandages are tattered, but there’s rage in his eyes as he rises out of the casket! Majora is frozen in place looking at this scene! Kevin storms up to the ring, and Majora scrambles out the other side! But Kevin grabs him by the foot! Kevin drags Majora back in, and he rains down fists on the back of Majora’s head! The fans are thunderous, Kevin lets off to grab the belt! Kevin aims at Majora, and CLOBBERS him with the belt! The fans fire up more as Majora is down! Kevin stands over him, holding up the belt. Will Kevin have his revenge on Majora and reign once again?
21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal!
Groose, Yunobo, Ashei, Odolwa, Donny B. Kool, Cia, Volga, Nabooru, the uWo’s Hollywood ReDead, Gomess & Grim Creeper, Arrow Club’s Fin Balure, Ruto, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito, The Dark Forces’ Ghirahim, Zant, Militron, Lupay & Harlequin, and even Gold Lynel. They all fell in the Triforce Tournament, but they all have a chance at redemption! Who will be the one that outlasts 20 to have their own golden opportunity?
The bell rings, and pretty much everyone looks at Gold Lynel. He’s the biggest and the baddest, so he finds himself surrounded by all 20 opponents. And then all 20 converge! The fans fire up as they all punch and kick and CLUB Lynel, but then he EXPLODES out! Lynel DECKS Groose, DECKS Donny, DECKS Volga, DECKS Zant, DECKS Gomess, and DECKS Lupay! Odolwa ROUNDHOUSES Lynel, Lynel staggers, but then he ROCKS Odolwa! Harlequin CROSSBODIES, but Lynel catches him! Lynel THROWS Harlequin up and out! Lynel ELIMINATES Harlequin! Fin CHOPS Lynel! Lynel HEADBUTTS Fin down! Zant jumps on for a SLEEPER!
The fans are actually cheering Zant for once, but Lynel reaches back, and he THROWS Zant over the ropes! Lynel ELIMINATES Zant! Lupay SUPERKICKS Lynel! Lynel shakes that off and glares at Lupay, then grabs him with both hands! Lynel THROWS Lupay out onto Harlequin and Zant! Lynel ELIMINATES Lupay! ReDead BOOTS Lynel! Ghirahim CHOPS Lynel! Lynel DECKS ReDead, but Yunobo RAMS Lynel! Lynel staggers, Scaly RAMS him! Militron RAMS Lynel, too! Yunobo, Scaly and Militron all run, TRIPLE SHOULDER TACKLES!! The fans are all fired up as Lynel is dazed, and the others all swarm him again!
As big as Lynel is, when it’s Militron, Yunobo, Scaly, Groose, even ReDead, Odolwa and Nabooru working together, they all hoist him up and over the top rope! They DUMP Lynel out of the ring and ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as the One True Monster is no longer a threat to the champions of Hyrule! Lynel is furious and wants back in, but he stands down as it’s still 16v1. Lynel leaves in a huff, and now the remaining entrants battle each other! Nabooru and Ruto scrap as old rivals, the rest of Arrow Club go after the uWo, and Cia & Volga go after Ghirahim together. Yunobo throws heavy hands with Militron as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT!”
Fin CHOPS ReDead, but ReDead ROCKS Fin in return. Gomess throws body shots on Scaly, and Creeper CHOKES Torbevito on the ropes! Fin fires hands on ReDead, Creeper goes after Fin, and Torbevito CLUBS Creeper from behind. Ghirahim kicks Volga, CHOPS Cia, then ROCKS Volga! Cia ENZIGIRIS Ghirahim, Volga THROWS Ghirahim over the top rope, but Ghirahim lands safe on the apron. Volga takes a swing, Ghirahim blocks it to ROCK Volga! Cia runs up but Ghirahim RAMS into her! Ghirahim slips in and CHOPS Volga down! Odolwa BOOTS Ghirahim down! Ashei ROCKS Odolwa and reels him in for a fireman’s carry!
Ashei aims for ropes, but Odolwa grabs ropes to fight back. Odolwa slips free and mule kicks Ashei! Nabooru has Ruto up on the top rope but Ruto clings on for dear life! Torbevito kicks Nabooru to save Ruto. Ruto ROCKS Nabooru in the back with a forearm! Ruto and Torbevito work together and have Nabooru on the ropes now. Groose JABS Donny, fans shout “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe It!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB, “You Better Believe It!” Scaly CLOBBERS Donny into Groose! Gomess goes after Scaly again, Scaly puts Gomess in the corner and stomps a mudhole in! Donny gets up to go after Scaly!
Scaly DECKS Donny, Gomess ROCKS Scaly, then pushes him onto the ropes. ReDead helps Gomess lift Scaly, but Fin goes after Gomess. Torbevito runs up on ReDead and uses the ropes, WHIRL- NO, ReDead stops the DDT! ReDead atomic drops Torbevito, then THROWS Torbevito up and over! Torbevito grabs the ropes, ReDead goes after his hands, Scaly kicks Gomess away and CLUBS ReDead! Torbevito drags ReDead over the ropes while Scaly DUMPS him up and out, Arrow Club ELIMINATES ReDead! The fans cheer, but then Gomess comes back and he DROPKICKS Scaly into Torbevito! Torbevito falls to the floor, ELIMINATED!
Gomess fires off hands on Scaly, Nabooru and Ruto go back and forth with forearms, but then Ruto KNEES low! Ruto whips, Nabooru reverses, but Ruto grabs ropes to stop herself! Nabooru runs up, Ruto pops her up and over, but Nabooru lands safe on the apron! Ruto kicks low, but Nabooru blocks! Nabooru holds onto Ruto’s foot to keep from falling off the apron, and this pulls Ruto into the ropes! Ruto flails but she can’t reach Nabooru! Nabooru pulls herself back to the apron and DRAGON SCREWS Ruto in the ropes! Ruto falls back and Nabooru rolls back into the ring. Nabooru drags Ruto up and throws her over and out to ELIMINATE her!
Creeper runs up on Nabooru and fires off fast hands. The fans boo but Nabooru HEADBUTTS him in return. But then ReDead LARIATS Nabooru up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but ReDead & Creeper high-five. Donny and Groose go after them, Gomess goes after Groose. Ashei waistlocks Gomess to GERMAN SUPLEX! Odolwa WHEEL KICKS Ashei! Creeper kicks Odolwa low, fires forearms, but Odolwa UPPERCUTS Creeper! Cia DROPKICKS Odolwa and Odolwa staggers to the ropes. Volga hurries after Odolwa and tries to lift him up and out. Odolwa kicks free of Volga, then JUMP KICKS him down!
Cia jumps on Odolwa for a SLEEPER! Odolwa grabs at Cia, THROWS her down, and Cia goes to a corner. Odolwa stomps Cia, Ashei CLOBBERS Odolwa into the corner! Ashei and Cia work together to lift Odolwa up onto the ropes. Odolwa fights back, kicks Ashei away, but Volga comes running in! Odolwa TOSSES Volga up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Odolwa then SUPERKICKS Ashei! Cia fires furious fists, but Odolwa DUMPS her out! Cia lands on the apron, Odowla brawls with Ashei. Cia stands up, Odolwa SHOVES Ashei into her! Cia falls, but Volga is there to catch her! The fans cheer while Volga helps Cia back up.
Odolwa scoops Ashei, swings around, and Ashei’s feet hit Cia! Cia falls onto Volga and to the floor, ELIMINATED! The fans boo, but Ashei fights free. Ashei fireman’s carries Odolwa, and then military presses him! But Odolwa slips free! And he LARIATS Ashei up and out to ELIMINATE her! Odolwa talks trash, as this is payback for losing to her in the tournament. But then Gomess LARIATS Odolwa up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Gomess turns around into a CHOP from Fin! Scaly ROCKS ReDead with a big right hand! Creeper jumps on Scaly’s back for a SLEEPER! Scaly claws at him, but ReDead returns to BOOT Scaly!
Fin CHOPS ReDead again, but ReDead ROCKS Fin! ReDead pushes Fin against the ropes and CHOKES him! The fans boo, but Fin breaks free and turns things around to CHOP ReDead again! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Scaly still has Creeper on him like a backpack as he runs at ReDead! Scaly LARIATS ReDead and himself up and over, bringing Creeper along for the ride! TRIPLE ELIMINATION!! Fin is shocked, but now he’s the only Arrow Club member left in the match! Ghirahim CHOPS Fin! Militron and Yunobo RAM into each other again! And again! And again! The fans again chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Yunobo RAMS Militron, Militron rebounds and he RAMS Yunobo again! Yunobo rebounds, but Militron scoops him for a SCRAPBUSTER! The fans boo, but Groose JABS Militron! Donny JABS JABS Militron, “You Better Believe It!” Groose JABS Militron again, “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe it!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB “You Better Believe It!” Now Groose joins the rhythm, “GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It! GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It!” Groose & Donny double whip Militron to ropes, but Militron DOUBLE LARIATS! Well, no, Groose ducked that but Donny is down!
Groose runs up and he LARIATS Militron! But Militron stays up! Groose runs and LARIATS again, but Militron still stays up! Groose runs again, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Militron roars, the fans boo, but Donny runs up to fire more fists! No more jabs, Donny be firing haymakers! The fans fire up behind Donny, and is he glowing? Militron takes a swing, but Donny leans back, propped up by his tail! Then Donny springs up to STUNNER! Militron drops to a knee, Donny runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLAR BONE! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ghirahim blindsides Donny, hauls him up and THROWS him out to ELIMINATE him!
The fans boo, but Ghirahim just smiles and takes a bow. But the RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS finds him! The fans fire up for Groose, but Gomess creeps up behind him. But Yunobo turns Gomess around to HEADBUTT! Gomess staggers, Groose sees him, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Gomess staggers around again, Yunobo TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! No more UnderWorld Order in this match, and we’re down to five! Ghiram tells Militron to get up, they’re the only ones on the same team at this point. But this just gets Groose, Yunobo & Fin to go after them, 3v2!
Fin fires shots on Ghirahim while Yunobo and Groose go after big Militron! Yunobo & Groose double whip, but Militron reverses to send Yunobo away. Groose JABS Militron, Yunobo rebounds, but Militron sidesteps so Yunobo CLOBBERS Groose! Yunobo apologizes, Militron BLINDSIDE LARIATS Yunobo! Fin CHOPS Ghirahim in a corner, but Ghirahim turns that around to CHOP him! Ghirahim CHOPS again and again and again, then feeds Fin to Militron! POP-UP- NO! Fin rains down fists to fight the bomb! Fin slips free, fires hands on Militron, but Ghirahim storms up. Fin ELBOWS Ghirahim away!
Militron kicks Fin low to suplex! Fin flails, lands safe on the apron, and he facelock GUILLOTINES Militron across the top rope! The fans rally for Fin, but then Ghirahim runs up to SHOVE both Militron and Fin off the apron! DOUBLE ELIMINATION! The fans boo but Ghirahim just shrugs. All he cares about is winning, and he’s part of the final three! Ghirahim watches as Groose and Yunobo finally get up. The fans rally, Ghirahim storms up on Yunobo to fire hands! The fans boo, but then Yunobo blocks a shot and he ROCKS Ghirahim! Ghirahim comes back to ROCK Yunobo, then CHOP Yunobo!
Ghirahim ROCKS Yunobo again, but then Groose hooks Ghirahim’s arms! Ghirahim fights the chicken wings, BOOTS Yunobo away, but Groose turns Ghirahim around! Ghirahim shoves Groose away, then CHOPS! Groose clutches his chest as he falls back, but a glowing Yunobo runs up to POUNCE Ghirahim up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as it’s now just Yunobo and Groose! Yunobo helps Groose to his feet, and the fans rally as the two stare down. They circle, the fans duel, and the fists start flying! The fans cheer as Groose ROCKS Yunobo, but then Yunobo ROCKS Groose!
The fans duel, “GROOSE! GORO~! GROOSE! GORO~!” as the shots go back and forth again. Groose kicks low, fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS! But that hurts Groose! Groose still ducks ‘n’ dodges Yunobo to then RAM him! Yunobo comes back, but Groose gets around to chicken wing the arms! The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the turn, and he booty bumps Groose away! Yunobo runs, GORO GORO- NO, Groose KNEES Yunobo out of the gore! Groose brings Yunobo up, aims for the ropes, and whips, only for Yunobo to turn it around! Groose goes up and out, YUNOBO WINS!
Winner: Yunobo
The fans are thunderous while Groose is rather stunned! Yunobo stands tall, and is now the #1 contender to whatever title he wants! Yunobo grabs a mic, and after the crowd calms down, he says, “Um… H-Hi. This is really a surreal moment. I know only last year, I won the Triforce Tournament, but I’m not upset missing out on the finals this year. Th-that’s not because I just won the battle royal, but because I made some bad choices after winning. But this year, I’m going to make a choice that I can be proud of. I want to honor my family’s legacy by going after the championship my grandfather fought so hard for. I want to be Death Mountain Champion!”
The fans cheer, but Yunobo wanting the Death Mountain Championship means he’s calling out Igos du Ikana! Will Yunobo knock the Ruler of Ruin off his throne? Or will he fail to climb Death Mountain?
HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird!
The Sixth Triforce Tournament comes to a close, with the Gerudo Ace returning to where it all began. He is once again the Triforce of Power, but he meets new contenders from the Brackets of Wisdom and Courage. Will Ganon add the trophy to his Triple Crown? Or will someone else have their chance at the Triforce World Championship?
The introductions are made, the trophy is on display, and we see whose name goes down in history!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three circle, feel things out, and Thunderbird elbows Sidon! Ganon ROCKS Thunderbird, then stomps away in the corner! The fans boo, but Sidon storms up to fire forearms on Ganon! Ganon DECKS Sidon, but Thunderbird CHOPS Ganon! Ganon seethes and CHOPS Thunderbird off his feet! Ganon then turns around to drag Sidon up. Ganon DECKS Sidon again, then stomps away at the center of the ring. The fans boo, but Ganon whips Sidon at Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to BOOT Sidon down! Thunderbird rushes Ganon but Ganon CLOBBERS him! Ganon deadlift suplexes Thunderbird, covers, TWO!
Sidon comes back but Ganon kicks him low. Ganon RAMS Sidon into buckles, Sidon throws down some elbows, but Ganon clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Sidon! Thunderbird gets up, Ganon RAMS him into the other corner, and then gives him an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ganon seethes while the fans boo, and Ganon watches the other two closely. Thunderbird gets up first, takes a swing, but Ganon ROCKS him first! Ganon fires off with haymaker after haymaker, then whips Thunderbird to ropes. Thunderbird comes back and Ganon BACKDROPS him! Thunderbird flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs up, but Thunderbird DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird takes aim, and he PLANCH- NO, Ganon moves! Thunderbird lands safe on the apron, but Sidon slides out and YANKS him down! Thunderbird hits the apron, but Ganon CLOBBERS Sidon! The fans boo but Ganon drags Thunderbird up to SMACK him off the commentary desk! Ganon clears the desk and commentary backs up. Ganon reels Thunderbird in, hoists him up, but Thunderbird RANAS Ganon into the apron! The fans fire up, and Sidon returns to CHOP Ganon! Ganon staggers away, Sidon CHOPS Thunderbird, but Thunderbird punches back. Ganon pulls the steel steps apart!
The fans boo as Ganon runs up and RAMS Thunderbird down! Ganon drops the steps, storms up on Sidon, but Sidon fires hands first. Ganon ROCKS Sidon, then shoves him at the barriers! Ganon CHOPS Sidon and Sidon slumps down. Thunderbird runs up, and he uses the steps to launch himself! Thunderbird CROSSBODIES Ganon down! The fans fire up, Thunderbird drags Ganon over to the desk. Thunderbird tries to pick Ganon up but he’s really big. Ganon throws elbows on Thunderbird but Sidon ROCKS Ganon! Sidon and Thunderbird work together to DOUBLE URENAGE Ganon through the table!!
The fans are thunderous while Ganon is down in the wreckage! Thunderbird and Sidon leave Ganon behind to go into the ring. The fans rally as these two circle now and feel things out. They tie up, Thunderbird wrenches to a wristlock, but Sidon rolls, spins, and wrenches in return. Thunderbird reaches for ropes, Sidon keeps him back, then Sidon wrangles Thunderbird with a top wristlock. Thunderbird kips up, handsprings back, then slips through and reels Sidon into a COBRA TWIST! The fans duel as Sidon endures, and Sidon fights his way around to switch the COBRA TWIST onto Thunderbird!
Thunderbird pries at the hold, gets a leg free and he HIP TOSSES Sidon! Sidon gets up, Thunderbird rushes him to whip, but Sidon reverses. Thunderbird comes back to tilt-o-whirl and DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Sidon stays in this, but Thunderbird keeps Sidon down with an armlock. Thunderbird grinds the shoulder but Sidon endures and the fans rally up. Sidon rolls, spins, and reaches up to TWISTING HEADSCISSOR! Sidon holds Thunderbird down, then pushes up to put on the pressure. Thunderbird endures, even as Sidon pushes up for more pressure. Sidon rests back but Thunderbird bridges and rolls back.
Thunderbird pops out of the headscissors, Sidon ducks the Penalty Kick to sunset flip! TWO, and now Thunderbird ducks a Penalty Kick to sunset flip, to then jackknife bridge! TWO, both men scramble up, Sidon ELBOWS Thunderbird! Thunderbird SOBATS, KICKS, and SOBATS again! Thunderbird runs, Sidon follows, but Thunderbird goes Matrix to duck the lariat! Thunderbird CALF KICKS Sidon, Sidon staggers back to the ropes and rebounds, and Thunderbird drop toeholds him down! Thunderbird shifts to hook the leg, STF! Sidon flails, reaches out, but it’s not like ropebreaks will do much in a Triple Threat.
Wait, Ganon is back on his feet! Ganon storms up to the apron, Thunderbird lets Sidon go to ELBOW Ganon back down! Ganon staggers, Thunderbird builds speed, and Thunderbird DIVES! Direct hit and both men fall onto the wreckage of the desk! The fans fire up, Thunderbird hurries back to the ring, but into a FLAPJACK! Sidon holds on and rolls back to a HALF CRAB! Thunderbird endures as Sidon sits deep on the hold! Thunderbird reaches out for the ropes, but Sidon drags him back. Thunderbird turns over, kicks at Sidon, but Sidon grabs that leg, too! Sidon works on turning Thunderbird over again, but Thunderbird FLINGS Sidon away!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird and Sidon hurry to their feet, and Sidon ROCKS Thunderbird! Thunderbird BACKHANDS Sidon! Sidon UPPERCUTS Thunderbird, whips, but Thunderbird reverses! Sidon goes up and out to the apron, Thunderbird runs up, but Sidon ducks the lariat! Sidon throws Thunderbird down by his mask, but Thunderbird kips up! Thunderbird CHOPS Sidon, Sidon flops to the apron and then the floor, and Thunderbird builds speed! But Ganon trips Thunderbird! Ganon drags Thunderbird out and THROWS him at the barriers! Ganon storms into the ring, and he builds speed?! Ganon then rebounds off the ropes to flip everyone off.
The fans boo, Ganon laughs, but Sidon springboards in! FLYING RANA! Ganon is sent tumbling away, Thunderbird springboards in! Sidon dodges, Thunderbird rolls through the landing, and both men rebound, into a DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Both Sidon and Thunderbird are down and the fans are thunderous! Ganon rises up, goes to the apron, but then Sidon and Thunderbird both kip up! And they’re glowing? There’s been a lot of glowing lately, what’s that about? Ganon storms into the ring, the three reset, and the fans rally up. Ganon swings on Thunderbird, Thunderbird dodges to swing on Sidon but Sidon dodges.
Sidon RAMS Ganon but Ganon stays put. Thunderbird comes back, Sidon moves and the DROPKICK hits Ganon! Ganon staggers back, rebounds, but both Thunderbird and Sidon dodge the double lariats! Thunderbird runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Ganon stops the DDT! Ganon throws Thunderbird to Sidon, Sidon catches Thunderbird into a waistlock! They go to ropes, Thunderbird bucks the O’Conner, but Sidon comes right back, into a SUPERKICK! Sidon wobbles, Ganon reels him in for a NECKBREAKER! Ganon kips up, clutches his back a second, and Thunderbird springboards to DRAGON RANA! Cover, SIDON BREAKS IT!
“This is Awesome!” as all three men are down again! Thunderbird kicks at Sidon from the mat, upset about what just happened, but Sidon gets mad at the kicks. Sidon lunges to throw a forearm, Thunderbird gives it back. Sidon swings again but Thunderbird catches him to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans rally while Sidon endures, but Ganon grabs Thunderbird’s legs! Ganon deadlifts Thunderbird to GANON BOMB him onto Sidon’s back!! The fans boo, but Ganon then drags Thunderbird up into underhooks for the DEMISE DRIVER!! But Ganon isn’t done there, as he goes to the corner and watches Sidon.
Sidon slowly stands up, he stares Ganon down, and Sidon grins? Sidon dares Ganon to bring it! KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, Ganon wins!
Winner: Ganon, by pinfall (2025 Triforce Tournament winner)
Sidon and Thunderbird fought valiantly, but it seems there was no stopping the Gerudo Ace from winning the prize. HPW General Manager Nicholas Foolyere brings the trophy into the ring, hands it to Ganon, and Ganon holds it up. The pyro goes off, in red, green and gold. Ganon will return to the Triforce World Championship, but which classic rival will he face?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda!
There’s a lot of history here. The Hero of Hyrule is the historic inaugural and THREE-TIME Triforce Champion. The Princess of Hyrule is the longest-reigning Goddess Champion at a full TWO YEARS. And Zelda put it on herself that this is her ONE FINAL chance! It’s now or never, all or nothing! Will Zelda finally be Undisputed?
Speaking of history, Link and Zelda are wearing remakes of the classic gear they wore five years ago! Zelda even has the Sheik turban loosely wrapped around the top of her head. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the best in the world!
The bell rings, the fans are thunderous already, but the two stare down. The fans start to duel, “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Let’s Go, Link!” Link and Zelda slowly circle, the fans rally up, and the two approach. They feel things out, circle a bit more, then knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength, but Link is already pushing Zelda back. Zelda uses that to turn things around and put Link on the ropes. Zelda still pushes her shoulder into Link but Tiger Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak. The two let go slowly, and Zelda backs off while the fans applaud. The two reset, the fans rally again, and Zelda slips around to waistlock.
Link switches, Zelda breaks free to wrench. Link wrenches and wristlocks in return but Zelda rolls, bridges, spins, and gets free. Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset again. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Zelda headlocks and hits a takeover, but Link headscissors. Zelda kips free, has a leg, and spins through for a toehold. Link chinbars his way to the chinlock but Zelda slips out the back and drop toeholds Link down. Zelda floats around to a facelock, but Link fights up. Link shoves Zelda away, they tie up again, and Link puts Zelda back on the ropes. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda turns things around again, so Sahasrahla restarts the count.
Zelda lets off slowly, but then fakes a chop! Zelda smirks and boops Link on the nose. Link sighs but the fans applaud as Zelda backs off. They reset again, tie up, and Zelda wrenches to then tilt-o-whirl RANA, but Link handsprings through! The fans applaud, but Zelda storms up to clinch and whip. Link reverses, but then Zelda counters the hip toss to an arm-drag and armlock, that Zelda then rolls and turns Link over for ghost pin! TWO, but Zelda stays hooked on Link’s arms! The fans rally as Link powers through to sit up! Link fights to his feet, but Zelda shifts to an IRON OCTOROK! Link powers through again to fireman’s carry!
Zelda flails and gets away, but then Link avoids the uppercut! Link shoves Zelda to ropes, but Zelda blocks the chop! Zelda wrenches but Link avoids the Pele! Link grabs a leg, Zelda rolls and reels Link in, but Link uses that to BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Zelda pops free, covers, ONE, and Link arm-drags! The two stand off and the fans chant, “This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling!” Link rushes up, Zelda sweeps the leg and covers, ONE! Link sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Link feints superkick, and then he boops Zelda’s nose in return! The fans cheer while Link smirks and Zelda sarcastically smirks back. The two then reset and circle again.
The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, ZSJ wrenches and wristlocks, then they knuckle lock. Zelda rolls and traps an arm but Link fights the tweak! Zelda pushes and pushes, and TWEAKS the arm! Zelda goes for that arm, Link whips her away and they RAM shoulders! Fans cheer as neither falls, so Zelda runs again and RAMS Link! Link stays up, kicks and headlocks, but Zelda powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, Link rebounds to run Zelda over! The fans cheer while Link looms over Zelda, then stalks her to a corner. Zelda stands, and Link CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Zelda sputters and sits down. Link eggs Zelda on while the fans duel.
Zelda stands, Link whips her corner to corner, Zelda reverses but Link goes up and over. Link keeps moving, Zelda ducks the lariat and comes back to SHOTGUN Link down! The fans fire up while Zelda hurries to cover, TWO! Zelda keeps Link down with a cravat and cranks the neck. Link endures and fights up as the fans rally. Link clubs the arms to get free, but Zelda just cravats again! Link rolls, but Zelda rolls with him to hold on! Fans cheer as they both stand, and Zelda snapmares, only for Link to handspring through! SUPERKICK! Zelda wobbles, Link whips, Zelda reverses, but Link RANAS! Zelda tumbles out while fans fire up.
Link goes to the ropes, takes aim, and PLANCHAS, but Zelda moves! Link lands on the apron, Zelda slides into the ring, but ROCKS Zelda first! Link steps in, but Zelda grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Link is stuck in the ropes, and Zelda KICKS him in the chest! The fans fire up while Link coughs and flops to the mat. Zelda stalks him, then runs up to PENALTY KICK an arm! Link clutches his elbow while he writhes on the ground, and Zelda’s right after him! Link kicks at Zelda and she backs off, picking her spot. Link gets up and shields his left arm, then CHOPS! Zelda still goes for the left arm, Link slips past her, then CHOPS!
Link CHOPS again, but Zelda HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTTS! Link wobbles, Zelda runs, but Link SUPER- NO, Zelda blocks that to an ANKLE LOCK! Then KNEEBAR!! Link is caught but he flails for the ropes! Zelda shifts to a HALF CRAB, then a toehold! Zelda wants the crossface but Link has the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go and fans fire up. Zelda eggs Link on, the fans rally up, and Zelda brings Link to his feet. Zelda UPPERCUTS, Link CHOPS again! The fans fire up, Zelda nods, and she UPPERCUTS again! Link grimaces as he stays up, and he CHOPS again! Zelda eggs Link on, then she catches the chop to UPPERCUT the arm!
Link now clutches his right elbow, Zelda whips just to WRING the arm! Zelda jumps on to go for the chicken wing! Link scrambles around to fight off the Impa Lock, reaches out for ropes, but then Zelda shifts to chicken wing that arm! IMPA LOCK!! The fans are thunderous as Link endures and keeps moving around! Link kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK!! The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4. Zelda is a bit frustrated, but she stalks Link to a corner. Zelda wraps his arms around ropes and pulls! The fans are torn, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4, to KICK Link in the chest again!
Link coughs and sputters, but Zelda stands him up to KICK again! Link staggers, Zelda KICKS, but Link blocks! Zelda tries a punch but Link blocks that, too, to DRAGON SCREW ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans fire up as Link waits on Zelda to sit up, then he runs in, but Zelda ducks the Shining Wizard! And the Boomerang! Zelda has a leg, DRAGON- NO, Link steps through the Dragon Screw and rolls to fireman’s carry Zelda! BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! The fans are thunderous as Link takes aim again. Zelda sits up, Link hesitates, but he still BUZZSAWS and HEEL KICKS! Link then brings Zelda up into the clinch! BLADE-
NO, Zelda slips free of Bladerunner to chicken wing an arm! Link fights around the Impa Lock again, Zelda switches arms again, but Link arm-drags free! Zelda hurries back up, but into a MASTER SWORD! Zelda flops out of the ring before Link can cover! The fans are thunderous again while Link is frustrated. Sahasrahla starts a ring count while Link waits on Zelda to get up. Zelda is dazed but she sits up at 4 of 10, then staggers to her feet at 6. Link builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Link hurries to get Zelda into the ring, then he goes up top! ICE ARROW, but Link has to bail out as Zelda moves!
Zelda runs up and hops onto Link for a CODE- NO, Link stops the Code Red and FLINGS Zelda back! Zelda lands out, MASTER SWORD! The fans are thunderous again as Link underhooks Zelda and gets her up for TEARS- NO, Zelda slips free to hit CODE RED after all!! Cover, TWO!!! Zelda almost had Link, and the fans are electric while both of them are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stirs. Zelda stands and hobbles over while the fans rally. Zelda stands Link up, but Link fires a forearm! There wasn’t much to it, but Zelda still scowls. Zelda UPPERCUTS! Link wobbles, but he comes back to throw another forearm!
Zelda shrugs that off to UPPERCUT! Zelda eggs Link on, Link shakes out his arms and winds up to ROCK Zelda! The fans fire up while Zelda staggers. Zelda comes back to UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT from both sides! Link drops to his knees and fans fire up again! Zelda stands Link back up, but Link breaks free and SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! The legs still work, but then Zelda blocks the third shot to reel Link and scoop! Link flails and gets free, then shoves Zelda. Zelda comes back, Link SUPERKICKS again! Zelda drops to her knees, Link grabs her arms! LIGHT- NO, Zelda ducks the knee!
Zelda stands up and she has Link in a pump handle, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Link gets free in time, swings, but Zelda ducks it to half nelson! REQUIEM OF SPIRIT, but Link lands out! HOOK SHOT KICK! Link reels Zelda in, suplexes, FALCON- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!! Link staggers, Zelda unleashes the BOLERO OF FIRE! ENZIGIRI and Link staggers around. Zelda reels Link in for a SERENADE OF WATER! Then Zelda underhooks him into a NOCTURNE OF SHADOW! The fans rally harder as Link fights the butterfly guillotine hold! Link reaches out, but Zelda grabs that free arm to add a KIMURA on top of this!
The fans rally as hard as they can as Link still fights! Link kicks with his legs, but Zelda lets go to shift around and body scissors! Zelda rolls back and drags Link into a SHEIKAH LEG ROLL CLUTCH! TWO!! Link escapes in time, they both hurry to their feet, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither falls, Link tries again but Zelda BOOTS the lariat away, and BACK ELBOWS at the same time! Zelda manages to sunset flip from there, high stacks, TWO as Link pops Zelda into the sunset flip! TWO and Zelda sits on the cover! TWO and Link sunset flips again, TWO! Zelda runs up to PENALTY KICK! Now Zelda grabs Link’s arms!
Zelda winds up, but Link reels Zelda in and slips around to roll her up! TWO, but Link deadlifts Zelda! Zelda shifts around for an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Link fights that, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Zelda throws down elbows and squeezes tight with her legs! Link endures and stays on his feet. Link drags Zelda along, and he reaches out with his feet! Zelda rolls back and THROWS Link over with her leg! Zelda sits on a cover! TWO as Link bridges up!! Link is free of Zelda’s legs, staggers to his feet, Zelda jumps on him for a GUILLOTINE, with body scissors! The fans rally as hard as they can as Link again fights to stay on his feet!
Link stomps his way forward, reaching out for ropes! Zelda lets go of the guillotine but not the body scissors, and she shifts over to KIMURA the arm! Link almost falls, but he still has his other arm to brace himself! Link powers up to stand again, and he slips an arm into the body scissors! Link scoops Zelda, Zelda slips free, then reels Link into the PRELUDE OF LIGHT PLEX! Zelda rolls back, but then top mounts, HYLIAN ACTUAL KISS?!? The fans go nuts and even Sahasrahla is stunned! But then he realizes Link’s shoulders are down so it’s a cover! TWO?!!? Link pushes Zelda away, and she is absolutely shocked!
Zelda slowly looks over at Link and shouts, “What, the absolute f-” Link stops her there by saying she’s the one weaponizing a kiss! The fans are going wild as Link and Zelda stare down and stand up, their match turning into a lover’s spat! Zelda SLAPS, SLAPS, and SLAPS, but Link shoots in and fireman’s carries! Zelda slips free, shoves Link, but Link comes back, into a KNEE down low! Zelda then scoops and SHEIKAH DRIVER!!! Cover, ZELDA WINS!!!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)
The arena erupts as Zelda suddenly shuts this down! It’s a standing ovation while both Link and Zelda down, exhausted from this true epic! The fans continue to applaud, and then Zelda slowly sits back up. She scoots around so she can look at Link. They talk while Zelda rests her forehead on his. They both seem rather emotional, but also smiling. Zelda helps Link stand up, and Nick Foolyere returns so that he can present the title to the new champion. Zelda tears up even more as he helps her put it around her waist for the very first time. The fans cheer more as Foolyere fetches a microphone for Zelda to speak.
Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Zelda beams with a big smile. She wipes away a tear, thanks everyone for saying that. “This is so surreal. I know there are many of you who have supported me since day one, and I could spend forever telling you how much that means to me. I know my biggest supporters are actually here in this ring. My father, Nicholas Foolyere, and of course, Link. I could spend forever telling you two how much you mean to me, and I don’t think it’d be enough. But I do want to say that-” Wait, there’s a commotion, and Ganon is storming his way down the ramp, Triforce Trophy in hand, and The Dark Forces at his back.
Link and Zelda stand their ground, even though this is 7v2. But then Yunobo, Sidon, Thunderbird, and a few others from the battle royal hurry out from backstage to flank The Dark Forces from behind! The fans cheer as Ganon and his goons find themselves surrounded in a more even fight! But then Tali slithers in from the crowd side?! Shabonne shouts, “SUP, CHAMP?!” This gets Link and Zelda to turn around, Tali runs up, and Link shoves Zelda aside! Link takes the SPEAR!! Zelda is furious and she rushes Tali! They brawl, things spill out to the floor, and the rest of the Dark Forces brawl with Yunubo and the others!
The fans are going nuts as it is chaos all over ringside! Security, referees and even producers rush out but stopping this is easier said than done! Tali RAMS Zelda into steel steps, knocking them apart! Ganon storms up, Tali strips the belt off of Zelda, and she hands it to Ganon! Is Tali with the Dark Forces now?! Ganon grins as he sees Link sputtering back up. Ganon slides into the ring, and Tali drags Zelda up to make her watch as Ganon CLOBBERS Link with the belt!! Zelda is furious but Tali holds her down with an armlock! Link flounders out of the ring, Zant brings out handcuffs! Zant and Tali push Zelda against the apron so they can cuff one of her hands!
Tali overpowers Zelda and cuffs her to the middle rope! Ganon laughs as the Dark Forces block the way from the stage to the ramp! No one can get through as Zant fetches Link, who is busted open from the belt shot! Ganon taunts Zelda while holding up the title. Zelda tries to hit Ganon but the cuff keeps her anchored at the ropes! Zant feeds Link to Ganon for a GANON BOMB!! Zelda is enraged but she can’t get free! Ganon rains down fists on Link, painting himself with Link’s blood! Ganon even tastes the blood, and the fans tell Ganon he’s sick! Ganon shoves Link at Zelda, she reaches out for Link’s hand, but then Ganon drags Link away from her!
Ganon mockingly says, “Congratulations, Princess!” before he sits Link up, and rains down ELBOW after ELBOW after ELBOW! Link is already a ragdoll but Ganon keeps going! The fans boo as hard as they can, Zelda now has tears of anger in her eyes, but Shabonne is cheering for her new boss! “GANON~! GANON GANON GANON~! GANON~, GANON~!” Ganon shoves Link down, Tali BOOTS Zelda down, and Ganon picks up the Triforce World Championship again. Ganon holds it up as he stands over Link, and Zelda is down at the ropes, her one arm up because of the cuffs. Zelda’s moment of triumph has been utterly ruined, but is the future only going to grow darker?
My Thoughts:
Welp, another under-the-wire finish on writing this. I’ll power through to make sure Wrestling Is Life for May isn’t like that. But at the same time, I really like how everything turned out for this one, and there was some very recent developments in actual pro-wrestling that helped inspire the ending there. To be fair, I have never done a beatdown to close a show, so it works out that the first one is in year six, closing out the first of the HPW Big Four (the anniversary, Treasure Island, Clash of Fates, and of course HyruleMania). Also, the only other ideas I had were either Zelda goes Heel, or this was a “fake Zelda” probably portrayed by Hilda, and neither of those sat right with me.
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Happy Sixth Anniversary!
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A double dose of Daredevil, major Zelda news, a massive Avengers: Doomsday reveal, and Villain Madness Round of 32 matchups...
Musical Chairs Special Edition- Evolution or Regression
Musical Chairs returns for a special episode as the guys look at the modern music scene and discuss whether the...
Bandwagon Nerds #281: Vengeful Abomination
This week the NERDS discuss Episode 4 of Daredevil Born Again and Villain Madness continues with the first round of...
Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/23/25)
Countdown to the Anniversary!
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/2/25)
Dynamite before Dynasty!
Greg DeMarco Show: LET’S GO CENA! CENA’S SOCKS!
John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes: Who is carrying this story? Is this good for Cody? Patrick and Greg discuss the...
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (4/1/25)
Who will Stand & Deliver?
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (3/31/25)
London is Raw!
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/29/25)
AEW's back in the Good Land!
Mindless Wrestling Podcast: Mania News, Notes & Nuggets
Tune into another episode of The Mindless Wrestling podcast as the boys are firmly on the Road to WrestleMania!
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/28/25)
SmackDown in the UK!
DWI Podcast #469: Superplex Sunday
Will John Cena win the WWE Title and retire at Wrestlemania?
Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 3.27.2025
Bad news out of the TNA management side, but this is a taped episode from El Paso! So we won't...
Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (3/27/25)
Is there a new Minion in town?
