Entertainment
Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (6/21/21)
The Studly Guys are back!
HPW Media catches up with Groose, Tingle and Skull Kid!
These three studs, or rather one stud and two studs-in-the-making, are in the HPW Training Center’s weight room, pumping iron! Tingle is spotting Skull Kid at the bench press and says, “Wow, Skull Kid! That mask has really motivated you!” Groose agrees and says, “You’re all the way up to the 25’s! Way to go!” Skull Kid nods and says, “Yeah, I’m gonna get ripped! Jacked! With 24-inch pythons, brother!” Groose likes that and is fired up to work harder with his own bicep curls. Tingle helps Skull Kid put the bar back up and Skull Kid gets off the bench to flex in the mirror. Skull Kid double guns and nods.
“Those UnderWorld Or-dorks better watch out!” Skull Kid says. “Groose is big and strong, Tingle is… strong, and I’m gonna be big and strong! We’re all gonna be so big and strong, those guys won’t stand a chance! I’m gonna take Hollywood ReDead, suplex him, break his back and make him humble!” Groose likes the fire and has Skull Kid do a round with the sand bag. Groose tosses it to Skull Kid, Skull Kid catches it, and surprisingly pops the bag up into a fireman’s carry for a SWINGING GORON DROP! And dead lifts for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Groose and Tingle cheer Skull Kid on as he holds on, drags the bag back up, for a LUMBAR CHECK!
Tingle and Groose are fired up with Skull Kid and they do chest bumps. Groose accidentally knocks Tingle over with his and helps him back up. They look into the camera together and all flex and roar. Skull Kid shouts, “UnderWorld Order! You might be undead, but you’re gonna wish you were dead! RAAAAH!” Groose and Tingle are a bit unsure about that last part. But will HPW give The Studly Guys their shot at Skull Lake?
My Thoughts:
This was a bit simple, and but there wasn’t a way to fit in The Studly Guys calling out the trios champs in the Gut Check Rock event article. The uWo already got swarmed by teams wanting after them at the Triforce Anniversary event so it’d be too copy and paste for the storytelling if it happened again. Plus, this allowed Skull Kid to show off his new attitude and even some moves now that he’s wearing Majora’s Mask.
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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!
HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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