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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 31 Results & Report! (9/24/21)
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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 31 Results & Report! (9/24/21)

Round two, B Block!

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NJPW G1 Climax 31

Will the Rainmaker reach the top of NJPW again?

Kazuchika Okada promises to make it rain in NJPW once again, but he’s going up against EVIL! Will Darkness Fall in round two of the G1 Climax?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Hirooki Goto; Tanahashi wins.
  • Tama Tonga w/ Jado VS Chase Owens; Tama wins.
  • YOSHI-HASHI VS Jeff Cobb; Cobb wins.
  • SANADA VS Taichi w/ Miho Abe; Taichi wins.
  • Kazuchika Okada VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo; Okada wins.

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Here are the current B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 1-0, 2 points
EVIL: 1-0, 2 points
Jeff Cobb: 1-0, 2 points
SANADA: 1-0, 2 points
Taichi: 1-0, 2 points
Hiroshi Tanahashi: 0-1, 0 points
Hirooki Goto: 0-1, 0 points
Tama Tonga: 0-1, 0 points
Chase Owens: 0-1, 0 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 0-1, 0 points

 

Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Hirooki Goto!

The Ace could not trump the Rainmaker, but the Fierce Warrior could not overthrow the Holy Emperor! Who redeems themselves and triumphs in round two?

Fans cheer as Tanahashi shows off the muscles and rally with “Let’s Go, Ace! Let’s Go, Ace!” The bell rings and Tanahashi circles with Goto. They tie up, are in a deadlock for a moment but Goto powers Tanahashi to ropes. Goto lets off cleanly and fans cheer the sportsmanship. Goto and Tanahashi tie up again. Tanahashi waistlocks but Goto wrenches free to a wristlock. Tanahashi drop toeholds and ties up the legs. Goto pulls hair but the ref reprimands. Tanahashi floats to a headlock but Goto slips out to hammerlock an arm. Goto shifts to headlock but Tanahashi rolls and switches the headlock onto Goto. Goto headscissors but Tanahashi kips free and fans cheer the stand-off.

Tanahashi and Goto circle again as fans rally up. They feel out the grapple, tie up with knuckle locks, but Tanahashi kicks, wrenches and has a headlock. Goto fights up, pries at the hold, but Tanahashi wraps it on tighter! Goto powers up, but he can’t power out as Tanahashi still holds on tight! Goto throws body shots then powers free, the two ram shoulders and they stay up! Goto runs back in to run Tanahashi over! Goto hurries to get Tanahashi up for a whip to ropes, but Tanahashi reverses. Tanahashi’s hip toss is countered into Goto’s hip toss, and Goto KICKS Tanahashi in the back! Fans now rally with “GO-TO! GO-TO!” but he turns around into Tanahashi’s victory roll! TWO!

Tanahashi gets Goto’s legs and drags him around, stomps the leg then drops an elbow on the knee! Fans rally again for “Let’s Go, Ace!” as Tanahashi takes Goto’s leg and SMASHES the knee into the mat. Tanahashi stomps the leg, drags Goto up and then trips him to turn him over. Tanahashi ties up the legs in a knot and pulls back. Goto endures but Tanahashi stands to hook the deathlock up! Fans cheer as Tanahashi bridges back for a MUTA LOCK! Goto endures all over again as Tanahashi pulls back. Tanahashi lets off the bridge to focus on the legs but Goto grabs at hair. The ref reprimands, Goto crawls forward and gets the ROPEBREAK!

Tanahashi lets go and drags Goto up. Goto CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Tanahashi kicks the bad leg! Tanahashi kicks again but Goto deflects to DISCUS! Both men are down but fans rally up. Goto drags Tanahashi up, throws forearms then whips Tanahashi to a corner. Goto runs in to MURAMASA! Then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, “Let’s Go, Ace!” as Goto stands Tanahashi up. Goto fireman’s carries, Tanahashi fights free but Goto elbows him away. Goto runs in at the corner but Tanahashi BOOTS him! Tanahashi runs to FLYING FOREARM! And then a leaping elbow drop! Fans fire up as Tanahashi stands up again.

Tanahashi drags Goto up, scoops and SLAMS him into a drop zone, then goes to the second rope! SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally behind Tanahashi as he stands up again. Goto slowly rises, Tanahashi runs but Goto follows! Tanahashi dodges but Goto keeps following, only for Tanahashi to redirect. Goto also redirects, but Tanahashi drops down! Goto rolls and comes back, into a kick! Tanahashi runs, Goto follows again, BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Tanahashi stays up and Goto runs but into a dropkick to the legs! Goto stays up, Tanahashi runs but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! But the bad leg holds Goto down!

Fans fire up as Tanahashi rolls to a corner and Goto clutches his knee. Tanahashi drags himself up, Goto runs in and clotheslines from behind! Goto hoists Tanahashi up top, CLUBS away on his back, then drags Tanahashi back for a DRAPING NECKBREAKER!! Both men are down again but fans fire back up. Goto fires up and he climbs up top! Tanahashi is in the drop zone as Goto drops the ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi is still in this and fans rally up again. Goto stands Tanahashi up, hoists him to the top rope again, and CHOPS away! Goto climbs up to join Tanahashi and fires up again. But Tanahashi fights back with body shots and they brawl up top!

Goto gives headbutts back, and again, and again! Goto fireman’s carries but Tanahashi flails and fights to a sunset flip! Goto fights free of the bomb to suplex, but Tanahashi turns that into TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Fans fire up with Tanahashi as he watches Goto rise, SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi goes up a corner, aims as Goto stands, HIGH FLY CROSSBODY! Fans fire up again as Tanahashi goes back up! HIGH FLY FLOP!! Goto evades, and BLINDSIDE LARIATS! Fans rally as Goto uses ropes to stand back up. Tanahashi stirs, Goto powers up, BUZZSAW! Goto keeps going, standing Tanahashi up, but Tanahashi SHOTEIS! Goto HEADBUTTS!

Goto stands Tanahashi up again, REVERSE GTR! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi survives but Goto stays focused as he stands Tanahashi back up. Dragon sleeper for- NO! Tanahashi slips out, they spin around, Goto gets the dragon sleeper but Tanahashi makes it an inside cradle! Tanahashi wins!!

Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Goto earns 0)

Goto thinks the match is still going and tries to cover Tanahashi, but the ref makes it clear! The Ace got one over on him, and in the blink of an eye, Tanahashi is on the board! Will the Once in a Century Talent stay strong and rise back up? As for Goto, he’s 0-2 already, is round three going to be where he changes his fortune?

 

Tama Tonga w/ Jado VS Chase Owens!

It’s Bullet Club VS Bullet Club! Wait, didn’t we just see this yesterday? Fang Revived defeated Tokyo Pimp, but still came out of it as allies within the faction. Will the same be said for the Good Bad Guy and the Crown Jewel?

Being that they’re all Bullet Club, Tama and Jado offer Chase the Too Sweet. Chase accepts as they Low Sweet and fans cheer the sportsmanship. The bell rings and Chase circles with Tama. They tie up, Tama puts Chase on ropes but lets off cleanly. They Too Sweet again then reset as the fans rally up. They tie up again, Chase puts Tama on the ropes now, but Chase lets off. Another Too Sweet and it seems Bullet Club is still cool. They go once again, knuckle lock but Chase rolls to get a top wristlock. Tama tries to power the hold onto Chase but he powers up. Tama wrenches through to a headlock but Chase pries free to put it on Tama, to then wrench and wristlock.

Tama spins, slips through and waistlocks, but Chase breaks it. Tama headlocks, wrenches, wristlocks, but Chase rolls and breaks to get a leg. Tama blocks with a facelock but Chase powers out to arm-drag. Tama arm-drags back and fans cheer the technical exchange. Chase fights up to his feet, Tama pulls hair but whips, then he runs Chase over! Cover, ONE, and Chase sweeps legs to cover! ONE, Chase headlocks but Tama powers out, only for Chase to run him over! Things keep moving, Tama hurdles and follows but Chase blocks Gun Stun! Chase reels Tama in but Tama gets away from the package driver! Fans cheer as the two stand off again.

Fans clap, “BUL-LET CLUB! BUL-LET CLUB!” as Tama takes off the vest! Tama and Chase circle again, feel things out, and knuckle lock. Chase shoots in for a waistlock but Tama elbows him away! Tama throws hands, body shots, forearms but lets off as the ref counts. Tama “apologizes” but then Chase turns things around to stomp and forearm in return! Tama shoves Chase, eggs him on and Chase stomps him harder. SOBAT! Chase shows he’s watching Jado but Jado promises to stay back. Chase runs but Tama hits a POWERSLAM! Tama drops a  jumping elbow, then stomps Chase’s right arm. Chase shakes it out but Tama SLAMS it down! So much for being good sports.

Chase goes to a corner, he kicks Tama but Tama throws haymakers. Tama snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Fans rally as Tama throws down punches and elbows on Chase’s head. Tama opens Chase’s guard to CLUB away on his chest! Tama lets off to catch his breath, then he SLAMS Chase’s arm on the mat again. Tama “apologizes” again but he clamps on with a top wristlock. Chase endures as Tama leans on the hold and cranks on the shoulder. Chase reaches with a foot, but Tama sits him up to pull on the arm even more. Chase gets up, throws body shots, but Tama headbutts Chase in the back! But Chase hits a JAWBREAKER in return!

Chase runs and rallies with knuckle shots, then he slides under to enziguri! Tama flounders to a corner and fans rally up as Chase runs in. Tama puts Chase on the apron but Chase bumps Tama off buckles. Chase climbs, leaps up and over then comes back to QUICK DRAW! Then a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up behind Chase as he stands Tama back up. Fireman’s carry, but Tama fights free. Chase tries again but Tama slips off, only for Chase to arm-drag! Tama comes back but into a strike fest from Chase! Chase stands Tama up but Tama fireman’s carries for a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Tama crawls to the cover, TWO!!

Fans rally up as Tama stands. Tama watches Chase get up, and then reels him in. Tama underhooks but Chase fights that and wrenches to get a takedown! Chase wants the figure four but Tama makes it a cradle! TWO, Chase sidesteps to SNAP GERMAN! Tama flounders up into Chase’s HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER! Then Chase reels Tama back in for underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! High stack cover, TWO, into an STF!! Chase is showing incredible chain wrestling and now he has Tama caught! Tama endures, drags himself and Chase forward but Chase pulls even harder on the crossface! Tama keeps fighting his way over, and he gets the ROPEBREAK!

Chase lets go and fans cheer while Jado coaches Tama. Chase catches his breath as he goes to the far side, then runs back over to dropkick Tama’s leg out! Chase stands Tama back up, reel shim in, but Tama fights the package again! Tama back drops free, then comes back as Chase spins! Tama ducks the rolling elbow and gets Chase for a dragon sleeper! TONGAN TWIST! Both men are down again and fans rally back up. Tama slowly stands, aims from the corner as Chase rises, and then Tama runs in, but Chase turns Gun Stun into backslide! Tama rolls through, blocks the Jewel Trigger and BACK ELBOWS! Chase stays up to BOOT! GUN- NO! Chase shoves to JEWEL TRIGGER!!

Chase wrenches, hammerlocks, JEWEL HEIST!! Cover, TWO!?! Chase doesn’t care, he sits Tama up for a JEWEL TRIGGER! Chase is fired up and he gets Tama back up! Chase tucks Tama in, for the- GUN STUN!?! Tama hits the cutter out of the package, covers, Tama wins!!

Winner: Tama Tonga, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Chase earns 0)

What a battle between Bullet Club boys! The Good Bad Guy shows his respect by helping Chase stand back up, and they Low Sweet again. Tama even helps Chase on the way to the back. Bullet Club is just fine, but will Tama be able to climb back up when he’s heading for The Ace next?

 

YOSHI-HASHI VS Jeff Cobb!

The Head Hunter was so close to defeating The King of Darkness while the Hawaiian Hulk definitely conquered Chase Owens. Will Hashi be able to #GetBackUp and #TurnItAllAround? Or will he go on a Tour of the Islands, too?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up and Cobb shoves Hashi to a corner. Cobb smirks and wags his finger, Hashi won’t win a test of strength here. They tie up again and Hashi still tries, only for Cobb to shove him down. Cobb shakes his head but welcomes Hashi to come back for more. Hashi and Cobb tie up again and Hashi gets Cobb to step back, but Cobb powers Hashi to ropes. The ref calls for the ropebreak but Cobb lets off. Cobb swings but Hashi gets around to fire off forearms. Hashi whips but Cobb holds ropes to block. Cobb shakes his head again but Hashi CHOPS! Hashi whips, Cobb reverses and scoops but Hashi slips out!

Cobb elbows Hashi away from the waistlock, runs back in but is sent up and out! Hashi runs to baseball slide Cobb into railing! Hashi CLUBS Cobb on the back, RAMS him into railing, then CLUBS him on the back. Hashi CHOPS again and Cobb grits his teeth. Hashi puts Cobb back in the ring, stomps him again, then CHOPS! Hashi CLUBS and CHOPS Cobb in a corner, whips him corner to corner, but Cobb comes back to RAM Hashi down with a shoulder! Cobb stomps Hashi in a corner then digs his boots in! The ref counts, Cobb lets off then drags Hashi back up. Cobb ROCKS Hashi in the back with a forearm, then stands him back up for an elbow to the head!

Hashi falls over, Cobb steps on him, then covers. TWO, but Cobb stomps Hashi on the back. Cobb stands Hashi up, suplexes, holds Hashi up and claps on his back to get the fans rallying before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Another, TWO! Cobb is annoyed but Hashi is still in this. The fans rally up for Hashi while Cobb says the count needs to be quicker. Hashi throws body shots but Cobb CLUBS, kicks and uppercuts, to then DROPKICK! Fans cheer that Cobb has agility on top of size and strength. Cobb then stands on Hashi at the ropes! The ref counts, Cobb lets off, but he comes back to stand Hashi up. Hashi fires forearms in return, but Cobb isn’t bothered.

Cobb HEADBUTTS Hashi and he staggers to ropes! Cobb stands Hashi back up, whips him again, but Hashi dropkicks a leg out! Hashi gets that leg to DRAGON SCREW! Cobb grits his teeth as he hobbles back up. Fans rally as Hashi aims from a corner. Hashi runs corner to corner and clotheslines! Hashi whips to CHOP, LARIAT, and mule kick to a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally harder for Hashi as he stands again. Hashi brings Cobb up, reels him in, but Cobb is too big to lift! Cobb back drops but Hashi makes it a sunset flip! TWO, but Hashi dodges to spinning back kick! Hashi tries again but Cobb back drops him away this time!

Fans rally as Cobb and Hashi go to opposite corners. Cobb runs in to clotheslines, then CHOP LARIAT in succession! And again! And again! Hashi sits down, the ref has Cobb stay back so he can check on Hashi, but Cobb gets Hashi up to reel him in, OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Cobb gets Hashi right back up for an ATHLETIC PLEX! Cover, TWO! Hashi survives but Cobb GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Hashi still lives but Cobb watches him. Hashi goes to a corner, Cobb runs in for a LEAPING back elbow! Cobb whips Hashi to send him back into the corner, then pops him up for- No, Hashi slips off to DRAGON SUPLEX! Fans fire up for Hashi as he and Cobb rise!

Cobb staggers and Hashi runs to LARIAT! Cobb stays up, roars and swings on Hashi, but Hashi dodges to LARIAT!! Hashi takes Cobb off his feet but he’s just getting started! Hashi reels Cobb in, Cobb fights the bomb but Hashi dodges. Hashi mule kicks, SUPERKICKS, then reels Cobb in, for a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Hashi gets back up and fans are thunderous as he SUPERKICKS Cobb again! Hashi runs to METEORA! Cover, TWO!! Hashi keeps after Cobb and gets a SLEEPER! Cobb endures, fans rally up, and Cobb stands, only for Hashi to change to a half nelson. Cobb fights off Karma but Hashi SUPERKICKS! Hashi pump handles but Cobb elbows free!

Cobb elbows again, ROCKS Hashi with a forearm, then sidesteps to SNAP GERMAN! Fans are thunderous again as Cobb wobbles up and staggers over to Hashi. Cobb whips, Hashi holds ropes to BOOT back! Hashi runs into Cobb’s SUPERKICK! Cobb whips and scoops, TOUR- NO! Hashi gets the nelson, pump handle, but makes it a cradle on Cobb! TWO!! Cobb narrowly escapes but Hashi CHOPS him! Hashi runs but into a POUNCE! Cobb hauls Hashi up to whip and scoop, TOUR OF THE ISLAND!! Cover, Cobb wins!

Winner: Jeff Cobb, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hashi earns 0)

Hashi couldn’t #GetBackUp and The Hawaiian Hulk is still at the top of the block! With Khan undefeated in A and Cobb undefeated in B, will we see the G1 be conquered by the United Empire?

 

SANADA VS Taichi w/ Miho Abe!

The Cold Skull and Holy Emperor meet again after the MetLife Dome showdown where the Dangerous Tekkers kept the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships. Zack Sabre Jr. sidelined Tetsuya Naito and just made Shingo Takagi #JustTapOut, will Taichi keep pace with his tag partner? Or will Sanada find a way to win that not even the Sliest Wrestler in the World is ready for?

The entrance attire is put away and Taichi shows off his muscles. The bell rings and fans rally, “SA-NA-DA!” “TA-I-CHI!” as the two stare down. Taichi and Sanada slowly circle, approach, and tie up. Sanada puts Taichi on ropes but lets off quickly and cleanly. Taichi applauds that, too, as the two go again. Another tie up, but again Sanada puts Taichi on ropes. Though, Taichi isn’t really trying. Sanada again lets off and again Taichi applauds. Another reset, the two feel out the grapple then tie up. Sanada headlocks, keeps Taichi from ropes this time, and has hair just a little too short to grab. Sanada hits a takeover, Taichi headscissors but Sanada kips free.

Roles reverse as Taichi hits the takeover and Sanada headscissors. Taichi kips free, the two stand off and fans cheer the technical exchange. Fans rally again as Taichi fixes his hair. Sanada shows off his dancing pecs and fans rally harder. Taichi takes Sanada on as he shows off his dancing pecs. Taichi even flexes to the three clap rhythm. Sanada stands on the corner to do the same! And he even alternates between them! Sanada welcomes Taichi to do the same, but Taichi dismisses that. They circle, feel out the grapple, but also do some dancing pecs. They tie up with knuckle locks but Taichi kicks, snapmares and KICKS!

Taichi pulls on Sanada’s arms and digs a heel into Sanada’s back in this motorcycle stretch. Sanada fights up, Taichi keeps on the arms but Sanada works to turn it around. Taichi powers Sanada back into the motorcycle but fans rally up as Sanada tries again. Taichi pulls back on the arms harder to wrangle Sanada back down. Taichi keeps his knee on Sanada’s back then cranks the arms again. Sanada fights up, moves around, tries to turn it around again, and fans rally up more, only for Taichi to put the hold back onto Sanada. Sanada keeps working on his escape as he endures, and he gives turning it around another go. Taichi powers up yet again to put Sanada back in the stretch!

Sanada reaches with a foot but Taichi keeps him from the ropes. Taichi twists the wrists as he keeps the motorcycle stretch, but Sanada powers up for one last try! Sanada turns it around, only for Taichi to turn things right back onto Sanada. But Sanada storms over to ropes to get the ropebreak! Taichi lets go, to CHOP Sanada on the back! Taichi whips and hits Sanada with a kitchen sink knee! Taichi shakes out his arms before he stands Sanada up and wraps him up in a cobra twist. Sanada endures all over again, especially as Taichi pushes his head down again and again. Fans rally as Sanada reaches out, but Taichi CLUBS him in the side!

Sanada still fights, even as Taichi pushes his head, and he gets another ropebreak! Taichi lets go and fans cheer Sanada’s resolve. Taichi gives Sanada toying kicks at the ropes but Sanada CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS! Taichi comes back with a choke! The ref sees that, counts, and Taichi lets go to whip. Sanada holds ropes to throw Taichi off and then dropkicks the leg out! Both men are down, fans rally up, and Sanada kips right up! Taichi runs in but Sanada hits him with a forearm, then arm-drags him away. Taichi comes back but Sanada gets around to back suplex BACKBREAKER! Taichi bails out but Sanada slingshots to PLANCHA! Direct hit and fans fire up!

Sanada encourages the fans to get louder while Miho checks on Taichi. Sanada is satisfied with the volume and he puts Taichi in the ring. Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and he stands Taichi up. Taichi kicks, Sanada blocks and trips Taichi, but Taichi resists Paradise. Sanada kicks, whips but Taichi reverses for a DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Both men are down again and fans rally back up. Sanada and Taichi go to opposite corners. Taichi runs in to clothesline, then he runs Sanada corner to corner to clothesline again! Sanada falls and Taichi paces around. Taichi snarls as he drags Sanada back up, and he fires off Kowata Kicks! But Sanada dropkicks the leg in return!

Sanada runs in at the corner, Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! But that was his bad leg! Taichi fights through to run, but he ends up in a fireman’s carry! Taichi fights free and reels Sanada in, but Sanada slips out of Dangerous Saido to get Taichi on the ropes! MAGIC SCREW! Cover, TWO! Miho is relieved but fans fire up again! Sanada drags Taichi up, fireman’s carries again, but Taichi holds onto Sanada’s tights to resist! Taichi wriggles but Sanada throws him into a dragon sleeper! Taichi slips out and wrenches to SEITEIJYUJIRYOU! Sanada endures and fans rally as he fights against the stretch plum! Sanada switches, Taichi resists the lift and PELES Sanada down!

Taichi gets up at the ropes and dares Sanada to stand. Sanada slowly rises, Taichi runs in but Sanada blocks the boot to fire off forearms! ROLLING ELBOW, but Taichi GAMANGIRIS! But as Taichi goes for the Alabama lift, Sanada turns it into a TIGER DRIVER! Taichi fires up and stands, to get around and get Sanada with a DANGEROUS SAIDO! But Sanada stands, dodges a boot to TIGER SUPLEX! Both men are dizzy and they stagger around, they both fall out of the ring!! Miho checks on Taichi but fans rally up for Sanada! A ring count begins and both men stir. The count is already 10 of 20, though, before either sits up. We reach 15 of 20 but only now is Taichi sitting up!

Miho helps Taichi but Sanada springs up, both men are in at 19.5!! Fans rally again as this match continues! Sanada and Taichi still sit up slowly. Taichi uses ropes to stand and he sees Sanada still crawling. Sanada stands, Taichi storms over and BOOTS! Sanada stays up to throw a forearm! Taichi rebounds to boot, but Sanada forearms again. Taichi uses ropes again to BOOT, Sanada rebounds to BOOT! Taichi KICKS Sanada’s leg, Sanada throws a forearm. KICK, forearm, repeat! They keep going as fans fire back up, and Taichi gets the edge with those KICKS! Taichi dares Sanada to bring the fight, and Sanada grits his teeth as he throws a European Uppercut!

Taichi kicks but Sanada blocks. Sanada forearms, uppercuts but Taichi sobats! Sanada spins, but Taichi DECKS him with a forearm! Both men fall to the mat and the fans fire up again! The ref checks on both men, Miho coaches Taichi up and Taichi sits up first. Taichi runs, AX BOMBER! OFF COME THE PANTS! Fans fire up as Sanada staggers, and he blocks the superkick to spin, SLICED BREAD into the DRAGON SLEEPER! SKULL- NO, Taichi rolls through to choke grip, but Sanada flips through the slam! Sanada runs with Taichi but Taichi holds off the O’Conner Bridge! GEDO CLUTCH, but Sanada rolls it to the O’Conner, but Taichi chokes Sanada!!

The ref sees, he reprimands but Taichi rolls Sanada over to another GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Sanada narrowly escapes and fans are thunderous! Fireman’s carry, T K O!! Cover, TWO!! Taichi narrowly survives but Sanada goes up, ROUNDING BODY PRESS onto knees!! Taichi saves himself and Miho is fired up, just like the fans! Both men are down again as fans continue to rally. Sanada and Taichi stir, then crawl their way to opposite corners. Taichi stands while Sanada leans against the corner. Taichi runs in but Sanada boots him! Then elbows! Sanada goes up but Taichi CLUBS him on the back. Taichi clubs up, CLUBS Sanada then reels him in, but Sanada holds on for dear life!

Sanada elbows Taichi and he hops down, Sanada QUEBRADA, to the dragon sleeper! Taichi spins through to Alabama lift! Sanada flips through, blocks the gamangiri then ROLLING ELBOWS! Taichi rebounds but Sanada dodges, only to get a JUMP KNEE and GAMANGIRI! Both men are down again as fans fire back up! Taichi drags Sanada back up, reels him in, DANGEROUS SAIDO! Bridging cover, TWO!! Taichi changes it up but Sanada still survives! Fans rally harder still as Taichi crawls to the corner. Taichi fires himself up and takes aim as Sanada rises. TENSHOU- DROPKICK! Sanada hurries to O’Conner Roll! TWO, but Sanada hurries up top! ROUNDING-

NO! Taichi evades but Sanada’s on his feet! Three point stance, HUGE FOREARM! Alabama lift and BLACK MEPHISTO!! Cover, Taichi wins!!

Winner: Taichi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sanada earns 0)

The Dangerous Tekkers stay strong in the G1! Will the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions continue to surge up the NJPW ranks and stand tall at the top?

 

Kazuchika Okada VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

These two have clashed before, but it’ll be different this time because Okada promises The Rainmaker is truly back! Will Okada reach the top of NJPW though Everything is Evil? Or will Darkness Fall and end the rain already?

Okada puts his elaborately decorated jacket aside while Dick and Evil Low Sweet. The bell rings and fans rally for “O-KA-DA!” as he and Evil stare down. The two slowly circle, but then Evil bails out to talk things over with Dick. Okada patiently waits as he’s seen this all before, but then Dick gets on the apron. Okada swipes at him but Evil gets in to kick Okada and CLUB him on the neck. Evil puts Okada in a corner and CHOPS! Evil whips, Okada holds ropes to boot back, then he scoops and SLAMS Evil! Okada goes right to the apron for a slingshot senton! Fans cheer and rally as Okada paces and Evil writhes. Okada drags Evil up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then bumps him off buckles.

Okada throws a back elbow, then another, and Evil wants Red Shoes to step in. Okada lets off before that, then kicks Evil along the ropes. Okada whips, BOOTS Evil down, then pushes him down for a cover. TWO, but Okada clamps on with a chinlock. Okada digs his knee into Evil’s back but Evil endures and reaches out. Evil gets the ropebreak and Okada lets off cleanly. Okada gives Evil plenty of space before he comes back to throw forearms. Okada CLUBS Evil on the neck in return for earlier, but Evil CHOPS back. Evil CHOPS again but Okada eggs him on. Evil CHOPS, Okada knees low and snapmares, then runs, only for Dick to stand in his way! Evil throws Okada out in the distraction!

Red Shoes reprimands but Evil goes out and whips Okada hard into railing! Okada stumbles away but Evil stalks him towards the timekeeper’s area… Evil stands Okada up, and RAMS him into the timekeeper’s table! Abe-san suffers again! And in the distraction, Dick has undone the blue corner’s buckle pad! Red Shoes checks on Okada and Abe-san while Evil Too Sweets Dick. Evil waits in the ring, Okada slowly rises but the ring count begins. The count is 5 of 20, then Okada gets in at 7. Evil stands on Okada’s face but Okada pushes him away. Fans rally up for Okada but Evil drags him up. Okada throws forearms, then runs, but Evil runs him over! Cover, TWO!

Evil argues the count but Red Shoes says it is fair. Evil drags Okada up to scoop and SLAM, then covers again! TWO, another cover, TWO! Another try, TWO! Evil is frustrated but Red Shoes defends his count. Fans continue to rally behind “O-KA-DA!” as Evil paces around. Evil gives toying kicks, then stands Okada up. Okada throws body shots and forearms, but Evil whips him into the bare buckles! Okada goes down and Red Shoes reprimands but there’s nothing to be done about it now. Evil drags Okada around to put on a HALF CRAB! Okada endures but Evil shifts to stand on his head! Red Shoes reprimands, Evil steps off but keeps the leg. Okada gets a ROPEBREAK, Evil lets go at 4.

Evil paces as fans continue to rally for Okada. Evil drags Okada back up, Okada throws more forearms! Evil comes back but Okada blocks the kick to ROCK him with a forearm! But Evil whips Okada again! Okada stops from hitting the bare buckles, then he dodges Evil as he runs in, Evil runs into bare buckles! Evil staggers into Okada’s kick and NECKBREAKER! Both men are down but fans fire up. Red Shoes checks on both men, they’re stirring and Okada sits up first. Okada grits his teeth as he watches Evil sit up. Okada brings Evil up for more forearms, then whips to ropes. Evil reverses, Okada ducks and dodges and CLOBBERS Evil with a back elbow!

Okada brings Evil around to whip to a padded corner. Okada runs in to back elbow, then kicks for the DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally and Okada gets Evil back up. Okada whips him again, but Evil holds ropes to bail out. Okada hurries out after him but Evil kicks him and RAMS him into the timekeeper again! Abe-san gets a double dose! Red Shoes can’t believe it! Dick keeps pestering Red Shoes but he tells Dick to back off. But Evil uses this distraction to get a chair! Okada rises and Evil aims, and he JAMS Okada with the chair! Evil makes Okada take a seat, then CHOPS him! Evil rallies the fans as he gets space and runs back over, but Okada drop toeholds Evil onto the chair!

Fans fire up again as Okada and Evil are down on the outside. Red Shoes tells them to get to the ring, but Okada stands back up to fetch Evil. Okada brings Evil around, looks at the railing, but then shoves Evil into the ring. The Rainmaker is just having a bit of fun with Abe-san before he gets Evil up. Okada gut wrenches, Evil fights that and rakes Okada’s eyes! Red Shoes counts, Evil stops at 4, and Okada goes to a corner. Fans rally up again and Evil runs in, but Okada pops Evil up to the Alabama! Evil fights free, pulls Okada’s hair, then pokes him in the eye! Evil runs but Okada ducks and runs. Evil goes sideways but into a dropkick! Okada gets the arm, MONEY CLIP!!

Fans rally as Evil endures and Okada leans on the hold! Evil is turning red already but Okada keeps on him! Red Shoes checks on Evil but Evil gets a ropebreak! Okada lets Evil go but the fans are still with him. Okada gets Evil up, scoops and SLAMS him, then goes to the corner. Okada climbs, MACHO ELBOW! But Okada isn’t done there, and the fans fire up to see the Rainmaker Pose! Okada drags Evil up, wristlocks but Evil pulls hair! Red Shoes reprimands, Okada ROCKS Evil with a right, then runs. But Evil distracts Red Shoes, Dick SMACKS Okada with a chair! Evil runs now to LARIAT Okada down! Cover, TWO!! Okada still lives and fans fire up again!

Evil slowly rises, Okada is in the corner. Evil hobbles over and puts Okada up on the top rope. Evil climbs up to join him and stands Okada up, for a SUPERPLEX! Evil crawls over to the cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous again as Okada and Evil slowly sit up. Evil slashes the throat and drags Okada back up. Spin and EVERY- NO! Okada slips out, Alabama to a back drop but Evil sunset flips! Okada sits on that, TWO!! Evil runs in but Okada gets around to backslide! Evil rolls through, Okada reels him in for a short arm clothesline! Both men are down again but Okada still  has the wrist. Okada gets Evil up, Evil kicks and boots him, but Okada tries again!

Evil ducks the clothesline, runs but Okada dropkicks him down! Okada hurries to get Evil up, gut wrench and JUMPING TOMBSTONE! Okada fires up and fans fire up with him! Wristlock, ripcord and- NO! Evil ducks, shoves Red Shoes at Okada and Okada ends up knocking Red Shoes down! LOW BLOW!! All three are down in the ring as fans rally back up! Evil gets up first and tells Red Shoes to get up. Evil then drags Okada up and reels him in, but Okada slips out of the STO to MONEY CLIP!! Evil grabs for Red Shoes as he endures the hold, but Okada arm-drags him away! Red Shoes still falls out of the ring and Dick attacks with punches and stomps!

Dick sits Okada up for more punches to the head, not holding back on his closed fists! Evil is up, Dick feeds Okada to him, they coordinate for- NO Magic Killer as Okada kicks Dick away! Okada RAMS Evil into the bare buckles! Dick attacks again but Okada is pissed off now. Okada SHOTGUNS Dick into the other corner! Fans fire up, Red Shoes returns, and Evil reels Okada in! Okada ducks, wristlocks, ripcords, but Evil reels Okada back in! Okada slips out of the STO again, spins but into a fireman’s carry! DARKNESS FALLS!! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives and fans are thunderous! The fans rally up for “O-KA-DA!” again but Evil sits up first.

Evil slashes the throat and promises to end this! Evil stands Okada up, spins him in but Okada fights the STO with elbows. Evil LARIATS but Okada drops to his knees. Evil runs, Okada STEALS EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Okada stands, fires up and fans are electric as he gets Evil up, SIT-OUT TOMBSTONE!! But he’s still not done there! Wristlock ripcord and TRUE RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Evil earns 0)

So far, Okada keeps his promise! The Rainmaker wins out to close out round two and is 2-0! He takes a moment to catch his breath before he gets the mic. “OTA~! A second win this G1, do you think Kazuchika Okada, the Rainmaker, is going to keep going? Do you think he’s going to give up?!” Obviously not, and fans cheer that! “And though this is only the second win, I don’t plan on having anyone stop me, and no one CAN stop me! No one can stop the Rainmaker!” He’ll continue through the G1 Climax, so he thanks fans for their support. This G1 is only gonna get hotter, and there’s plenty more to look forward to, as Okada makes it RAIN on the climax!

Will Okada keep this streak going until he’s truly reestablished his legacy? Or will there be a speed bump he doesn’t see coming just waiting to spoil things?

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 2-0, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 2-0, 4 points
Taichi: 2-0, 4 points
Hiroshi Tanahashi: 1-1, 2 points
Tama Tonga: 1-1, 2 points
SANADA: 1-1, 2 points
EVIL: 1-1, 2 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 0-2, 0 points
Chase Owens: 0-2, 0 points
Hirooki Goto: 0-2, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great follow-up for B Block after the first round. Tanahashi VS Goto was a surprising opener but a great one as Tanahashi keeps it at just the first loss to Okada. It seems like the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Champions are only here to take these losses, with Ishii also 0-2 like Hashi and Goto. Maybe one of them will be a key spoiler in the blocks with B Block having three at the top right now. Cobb continues to dominate, the United Empire is having quite the run, but so are the Dangerous Tekkers. With this parallel, I can’t wait to see Khan VS ZSJ and Cobb VS Taichi. I am definitely expecting Tekkers VS Empire as the next Heavyweight Tag title story.

Meanwhile, we’re getting good parallels within Bullet Club as Tama VS Chase was tense but they still come out respecting each other. I think Evil facing either of those guys will be very telling in the civil war build. There’s also parallels with the Guerrillas of Destiny, where Loa is also 1-1 because of the technicality from Naito’s injury. GoD could also get back in on the tag title scene but I’d try and keep it to Tekkers VS Empire since we just got a Triple Threat build for MetLife. Okada VS Evil was really good, but that’s expected out of those guys. Okada being 2-0 make sense, his story is going to carry the block, all of us waiting to see if anyone stops the Rainmaker’s return to form.

My Score: 9.1/10

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Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (6/3/25)

Trick defends the TNA Championship!

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Will the “Trick’N A” Era be a one and done?

He defeated Joe Hendry at Battleground, but now Trick Williams defends the TNA World Championship against Mike Santana, here on NXT!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Chase U VS Dark State; wins.
  • High Stakes British Rounds Match: Myles Borne VS Charlie Dempsey; wins and
  • Tyra Mae Steele VS ???
  • TNA World Championship: Trick Williams VS Mike Santana; wins and

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Je’Von Evans is here!

The fans fire up for the Young OG, but he isn’t alone! Laredo Kid is here, both ready for this Saturday’s NXT North  Well, speaking of, here comes Ethan Page! And he says enough of all this. This “Summit” is a farce. Let’s start with Rey Fenix. He’s stuck on a plane and won’t even be here tonight! Then, Je’Von & Laredo Kid are in ETHAN’S ring while Ethan celebrates his championship win, tap dancing on the memory if Ricky Saints. But instead, he has to share his time with these two. And then on Saturday, he defends this title in a Fatal 4 Way. And apparently, Ava has already set up a title defense “for some Evolve kid named Sean Legacy.”

Fans tell Ethan to shut up, but Ethan keeps going. Ethan says the worst of all, he never agreed to any of this! That was Ricky Saints! Ethan did NOT say “yes” to a single thing! Laredo Kid says Ethan just likes to talk, talk, talk, but he doesn’t have the JUEVOS! Je’Von says facts! And plus, Ethan cost Je’Von on SmackDown. Yeah, well that’s what happens when you stick your nose in Ethan’s business! Well, yeah, maybe instead of sticking his nose in Ethan’s business, maybe Je’Von should stick his boot up Ethan’s ass. But for now, it is better if Je’Von just takes that title. Ethan says he does not need to deal with this, he-

Wait! Sean Legacy is here! And “Super Sean” says okay, okay, alright. Ethan did say it: Whoever wins at Worlds Collide, Sean’s got next. And it would be an honor to challenge Laredo, and he is pretty sure he and Je’Von “aren’t done dancing just yet.” The fans cheer that as Sean approaches the ring. Sean says hopefully, and he means hopefully, it is NOT Ethan Page. But if it is, then fine. Because tomorrow night on Evolve, Sean has the chance to become the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion! And then by next Tuesday- Wait, now THE VANITY PROJECT is here! And Ricky Smokes tells Sean he’s killing the vibe.

Ricky Smokes assures Ethan that The Vanity Project, “The hottest faction in Evolve,” has his back. Brad Baylor says hundos, Smokes! When it comes to Sean Legacy, their boy Jackson Drake handles him on Evolve. And believe it when Brad tells you, Jackson is also taking the Evolve title with him. And then a brawl breaks out! The fans fire up as Sean TOSSES Jackson, Je’Von ROCKS Smokes and DUMPS Brad, and then he DUMPS Smokes anyway! Laredo TOSSES Ethan, and Je’Von coordinates with Laredo and Legacy! They all build speed and FLY! The fans are thunderous but security rushes out here!

The fans fire up behind Legacy, Laredo & Je’Von, but will golden opportunities turn into dreams come true? Or will all the gold belong to all these egos?

 

 

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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (6/2/25)

One last chance!

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Is it CLOBBERIN’ TIME?

Money in the Bank is this Saturday, and the last spots will be filled! But will it be CM Punk, AJ Styles, or Chad- Er, uh, El Grande Americano heading to LA?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier: Liv Morgan VS Ivy Nile VS Stephanie Vaquer; Vaquer wins and advances to Money in the Bank.
  • The War Raiders VS Finn Balor & JD McDonagh; Finn & JD win.
  • Jey Uso & Sami Zayn VS Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed; Jey & Sami win, by disqualification.
  • Raquel Rodriguez w/ Liv Morgan VS Kairi Sane; Kairi wins.
  • Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier: CM Punk VS AJ Styles VS El Grande Americano; Grande wins and advances to Money in the Bank.

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Michael Cole lost his bet with Pat McAfee.

With the Indiana Pacers going to the NBA Finals, Michael Cole takes off his suit jacket and shirt to reveal he is wearing a Pacers tank top! Pat puts the Pacers over, saying they will do to Oklahoma City’s Thunder like they did the New York Knicks! A daring thing to say here in Tulsa.

 

CM Punk is here!

Well, we all knew he would with his MITB qualifier later tonight, but the Second City Saint comes out here to say, “It’s CLOBBERIN’ TIME!” Punk goes to the ring, high-fiving fans along the way, then he gets himself a mic. The fans chant for Punk, and he says, “Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Tulsa, Oklahoma or what?” The fans cheer, and Punks says it is the summertime, it is MITB time, and he hears some thunder in the distance. Punk thinks we might be on pace to get a thunderstorm here! The fans cheer and then chant “O K C! O K C!” Punk smiles and says we can cheer whatever basketball team we want, just be sure to watch Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown, too.

Punk says it is summer, the Summer of Punk! MITB is around the corner, stop him if you’ve heard this, but you’re looking at a TWO-TIME MITB winner. TWO TIMES, Punk has cashed in and won the title. And he is looking forward to doing it a third time! The fans cheer that, and Punk says this IS the Summer of Punk! It is time Punk got some gold back around his waist! There are a lot of great champions, but a longer list of challengers. Two men stand atop the mountain. One is a good friend, he’s Jey Uso. The fans “YEET!” and Punk says that with all due respect, Jey, when Punk wins the briefcase and it comes down to them, it isn’t personal, it is just business.

The other name on top of the mountain might be a bit more personal. That man is “JOHN~! CENA!” Punk cut his teeth in this business coming to a place like this, hearing people go absolutely bananas (as he points to fans wearing banana hats) over Cena. But now the tables have turned. Cena is public enemy number one after selling his soul “to a bald fraud goof.” When Punk wins MITB and should he choose Cena, well, Punk’s always had Cena’s number. He is going to pick the bones, “you little b*tch.” Because they are live on a Monday night, and Punk isn’t just happy to be here. It is about the money, and it is time Punk became champion one more time! See you at MITB!

But wait, here comes Sami Zayn! Punk sings along with the song and he welcomes Sami to the ring. Sami gets a mic, the fans sing, and we do get some “We Want Truth!” chants. Punk says he is not mad about being interrupted this time. Sami says yes, he appreciates that. The fans cheer Sami on, and Sami says he appreciates the fans, too. Sami has to be honest, though. He’s out here because this is the first time since Punk’s return that Punk actually talked in no uncertain terms on what his plan is, and that is to become a WWE World Champion. Punk says, “This time?” Sami says it is no secret that Sami wants to become world champion.

Unfortunately for Sami, MITB is not the path. Thanks to Heyman, Rollins, Bronson, Breakker, that is not in the cards. But it is still for Punk. Sami is out here to look Punk in the eyes, to underscore and highlight the importance of this. Tonight, Punk MUST win. The fans cheer that, and Sami says tonight is the most must-win. Punk talked about Jey and Cena, Gunther, and so on, but Sami knows in the back of Punk’s head, he is worried about Rollins, Bronson, Breakker, and what they did to Punk and Sami. But Sami wants Punk to NOT think about any of that. Bronson, Breakker, Jey, Sami, that gets handled tonight.

Punk says okay, but he’ll have Sami’s back, too. Sami says no, no, he doesn’t need that. Punk needs to focus on the task at hand. Punk is thinking on Rollins, and trust Sami when he says Rollins is always thinking about Punk. Punk knows that, because Rollins has never beat Punk. Yes, and that is why Punk needs to be in the MITB. With Punk there, it changes the math. Listen, Sami is saying this: If Rollins wins MITB, this place is over. It runs into something very different, unrecognizable, something Sami and Punk will not like. So Sami is saying it now, Sami NEEDS Punk to win tonight. The WORLD needs Punk to win tonight!

The fans fire up with that! Sami says for what it is worth, he wants Punk to win, too. But he also wants Punk to know, that should Punk win the MITB, should he win a title… Sami and Punk will be face to face in this ring again. And they will have a very different conversation than the one they’re having right now. The fans are intrigued, and Punk says, “I look forward to it, Sami.” They shake hands on it and the fans cheer. Will Punk come through and qualify tonight? Or is that a tall task just on overcoming AJ Styles and El Grande Americano?

 

Raquel Rodriguez & Liv Morgan are backstage.

Big Mami Cool gives Liv a last minute pep talk, but then Roxanne Perez walks up. The Prodigy says sorry to interrupt, but she just wants to let them know that if Liv needs help again- Liv says Roxie is interrupting. And if Roxie sabotages another match like she did before, think again. Help by staying out of the way. Liv clinks belts with Raquel, heads to gorilla, but then encounters Iyo Sky. Liv tells Iyo that she’ll be two-time Miss Money in the Bank, and then cash-in to be two-time Women’s World Champion. Iyo says, in Japanese, that’s some incredible confidence Liv has. But it is not gonna happen. Liv says #WatchMe.

Liv continues on, but will MITB enter ObLIVion? Will the ladder match soon be American Made? Or will the newest recruit to Monday Night Raw prove she is still La Primera?

Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier: Liv Morgan VS Ivy Nile VS Stephanie Vaquer!

Raw returns as Vaquer makes her entrance, and Tulsa fires up for the “Dark Angel!” The bell rings and the fans rally as the three circle. Vaquer is already popular, but Liv & Ivy both kick her out! Liv ROCKS Ivy, Ivy CLOBBERS Liv! Things speed up, Ivy rolls over the dropdown then bypasses Liv to waistlock. Liv gets loose, ELBOWS Ivy, but Vaquer HEADBUTTS Liv! Then Vaquer springboards to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! The fans fire up as Vaquer dodges Liv, sunset flips Ivy, but rewinds to send her into Liv’s KICK! Liv swings, but into Vaquer’s BIG back suplex! Vaquer then smiles as she wraps Liv up in the headscissors! DEVIL’S KISSES!

The fans “AH! AH! AH!” as Vaquer hits TEN of those, then she gets Ivy for a SAIDO! The fans fire up and Vaquer smiles again. Vaquer wraps Ivy up for DEVIL’S KISSES! Liv DROPKICKS it apart before ten and the fans boo! Liv drags Vaquer up, suplexes, and stands up for Una Amiga! Then she hits Dos Amigas! And then THREE AMIGAS, slamming Vaquer onto Ivy! The fans rally, Liv gives some Latina Heat, and she KICKS Ivy! Liv back ELBOWS Vaquer, back body blocks Ivy, and repeat! Liv just keeps going, but Vaquer dodges and Ivy DROPKICKS Liv! Vaquer dodges Ivy to METEORA Liv!

Ivy waistlocks, Vaquer switches, Ivy switches back. Vaquer ELBOWS free, Liv wheelbarrows but Vaquer waistlocks. Liv switches, Vaquer switches, Liv waistlocks to DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! Ivy stands tall, the fans are fired up, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Vaquer RAMS Liv into a corner to fire off hands! the fans fire up, Vaquer wrenches Liv and serves up SOLE FOOD! Vaquer LARITS Ivy in the corner, METEORAS Liv in the other, then riuns up on Ivy. Ivy BOOTS Vaquer, but Vaquer brushes that off. Vaquer blocks the next boot, DRAGON SCREWS, and covers, but Liv breaks it! The fans rally while all three women go to ropes. Vaquer rises, Liv fires a forearm, but Vaquer fires back! The shots go back and forth, Liv gets the edge, but the fans boo. Liv kicks low, KICKS again, but Vaquer ducks the enzigiri to ENZIGIRI back! Liv flounders away to a corner!

Vaquer runs in, blocks a kick, and gives her a- NO, Liv kicks free! Liv goes up, but Vaquer SHOTEIS! Vaquer climbs up after Liv, but Ivy joins in! TOWER OF DOOM! High stack off the powerbomb, TWO!! Vaquer survives, Liv flounders out of the ring, and Ivy seethes! “This is Awesome!” as Ivy scoops Vaquer and swings, but Vaquer slips through to roll her up! TWO, Ivy cradles, TWO! Vaquer has a cradle, TWO! Ivy and Vaquer move around, O’Conner Roll and BRIDGE! TWO!! Ivy escapes but her nose bothers her. Vaquer wrenches her, but Liv hits them with a DOUBLE CODE BREAKER!! Cover on them both, TWO!!!

Liv is beside herself but both Ivy and Vaquer are tougher than that! All three women are down but Liv crawls to Ivy. Liv slips Ivy, Ivy slaps back, and then Liv fires off kicks! OBLIV- SUPERKICK to the back! Vaquer has Liv in a backslide, TWO! Vaquer reels Liv in, tucks those arms, S V- NO, Liv slips free! And dodges to then CODE BREAKER! Vaquer wobbles, into OBLIVION!! Cover, but Ivy YANKS Liv out of the ring! Ivy snipes the cover, Liv breaks it in time!! Liv SHOVES Ivy out, goes after her, and SMACKS her off the apron again and again! Liv whips, Ivy reverses, Liv hits steel steps! Ivy hurries back into the ring and runs upon Vaquer!

Vaquer wrenches Ivy, underhooks, S V B!!! Cover, VAQUER WINS!

Winner: Stephanie Vaquer, by pinfall (advances to MITB)

And just like that, Vaquer goes from former NXT Women’s Champion to a MITB contender! But she’s going ot have a very busy Saturday. Will Vaquer win alongside Lola Vice against AAA’s Dalys y Chik Tormenta AND THEN become La Senorita en El Bank?

 

AJ Styles warms up backstage.

But then he notices Paul Heyman. The Wise Man smiles and offers a handshake, but Styles asks what can he do for Heyman. Heyman says well, Styles can accept his most profound wishes for a very happy birthday! And in fact, he has a gift! It has intrinsic value. It is not a watch, Styles could afford whatever he wants. But in this day and age, information is currency, and Heyman has the valuable wisdom to bestow upon Styles. We all see Dominik Mysterio is the Intercontinental Champion, running around with his Dirty Sanchez looking mustache, making a disgrace of that title. That title needs a phenomenal champion like Styles.

But MITB, you have to climb up, grab the briefcase, use the contract on a champion who is in trouble. You have to be prepared 24/7, get a ref, it is all too much. But tonight, Styles VS Punk VS El Grande, and despite how great that match is… Styles should just go for Dom and his title! Leave MITB to Seth Freakin’ Rollins. Styles asks if Heyman is tired. Tired? Yes, tired of chasing the meal ticket. He looks exhausted! Heyman probably thought this conversation was going with Styles buying what Heyman is selling. But don’t worry about Dirty Dom, Styles will get back to him soon enough.

But Heyman has known Styles long enough to know that Styles does not respond well to threats. And Styles knows Heyman well enough to know this is exactly what that was. So it doesn’t matter if it is Heyman, the Judgment Day, Bloodline, John Cena, you try and push Styles out and he will push back. Now, he has some advice for Heyman. Why not go back to tell Seth Rollins that Styles knows all about his plan. But we know that old saying, right? Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Styles gives Heyman a hard smack on the shoulder before heading out. Will Styles make sure MITB is truly phenomenal?

 

Rusev speaks.

“Sheamus… My old friend… You looked disappointed in me last week. But how dare you. I am doing the good work. I am trying to fix the weak and prevent them from slipping into the abyss. Something you watched me do and did nothing! Last week, you ran out to help a stranger, but when I needed you back then, you let me vanish. So how dare you look at me disappointed. Do not mistake the man that I was for the force that I am, Sheamus. I am the Son of Thunder and you are the weak one now. But I was just like you. You have a body of granite and a neck of sand. And you’re challenging the one man who has the one move that could make it all go away, just like that!

“You are a true legend. And after everything we’ve been through, it would be my honor to take you off the field and send you home the hero that you are. But remember this, brother. I went down because you stabbed my back. Now stay out of the way or you will gonna go out because I stab yours.”

 

Sheamus talks with Alpha Academy.

The Fella is proud of Tozawa for standing up to a bully last week. Keep that spirit up, and your time will come. Now, there is something special, pure, and real about Alpha Academy. Natalya, Maxxine, the sooner you two realize that and become a tag team in your own right, the better. They have something not many have here, and that is heart. Natty appreciates that from Sheamus. And Maxxine has impressed her lately. Sheamus shakes hands with Tozawa and the team heads out. Cathy Kelley walks in and asks Sheamus if he could respond to Rusev’s comments. What made Sheamus get involved last week?

Sheamus says he and Rusev go way back. Rusev was a groomsman at Sheamus’ wedding. But there is only so long you can stand back and watch a so-called friend do something like that and do nothing. Rusev’s career imploded because of his own bad decisions. And his career outside of WWE, well… That lasted about as long as Rusev Day: 24 hours. As for Sheamus, he’s been putting on banger after banger, and now that Rusev is back, he’s just picking on guys half his size, making his name back the cowardly way? No, someone needs to put manners on Rusev, and that someone is Sheamus.

So here is a message from Celtic Warrior to his old friend. “I bully bullies.” Will Rusev reconsider his course of action before it’s too late? Or is it already too late for Sheamus to leave the past in the past?

 

The War Raiders VS Finn Balor & JD McDonagh!

While there are a lot of difference between these two teams, they both have something in common: They want those WWE World Tag Team Championships back! But will Erik & Ivar rampage right through The Prince & Irish Ace? Or will this be Judgment Day’s night to rise back up?

Raw returns as the Raiders make their entrance. The New Day are hanging out on commentary to watch this one, and Finn starts against Erik. They circle, feel things out, but Finn backs off to the ropes. The fans chant “We Want Truth!” while Finn and Erik reset. They tie up, Finn headlocks, but Erik blocks the takeover! Erik powers up, fights off  another takeover, and he powers up and out! Erik RUNS Finn over, the fans chant “What’s Up?” “What’s Up!” but Finn RAMS Erik into the corner. JD tags in, he stomps Erik, and New Day says Finn can’t just come back to the tag division all because he isn’t in MITB.

JD digs his boots in on Erik, the ref counts, and JD soaks up heat. The fans chant “NEW! DAY SUCKS!” Kofi says this is how dumb Oklahoma is! They can’t suck, they’re the champs! JD RAMS Erik again and again, then brings Erik around. JD KNEES Erik, RAMS him into the corner, then he CHOPS! The ref has JD back off, but that lets Finn CHOKE Erik! JD stomps Erik again, but Erik fires hands! He DECKS Finn, dodges JD, and hobbles his way over, hot tag to Ivar! The fans fire up as Ivar BACKDROPS JD! Ivar scoops and SIDEWALK SLAMS JD! Ivar runs but Finn KNEES him at the ropes! Ivar HANDSPRING KICKS Finn down!

JD is up, runs up, but Ivar TOSSES him out! JD tumbles to the desk! Woods jokes that JD might take himself out of the match again! Ivar scoops Finn to SLAM him onto JD! Erik says UP, the fans fire up with that, and Erik scoops Ivar to SLAM him onto JD! The New Day don’t like how close they are, but then Ivar teases throwing JD at them! The fans laugh at New Day for freaking out, and the Raiders put JD in the ring. New Day storm up but the ref sees them first! The ref says they’re not playing that game! Jessica Karr EJECTS The New Day! Tulsa chant “NEW DAY SUCKS! NEW DAY SUCKS!” Back-up comes and they eject the New Day. Erik & Ivar wave bye while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Ivar endures a chinlock. The fans rally, Ivar fights up and fires body shots. JD KNEES low, snapmares, and he tags Finn. Finn slingshot STOMPS Ivar, tags JD and he ARABIAN PRESSES! Cover, TWO! Ivar survives but JD seethes. JD stomps Ivar, stays between him and Ivar, and stomps him more. Ivar huffs ‘n’ puffs and shakes his head. JD fires more shots but the fans rally with Ivar! JD CHOPS, Ivar roars! JD BOOTS Ivar, but Ivar still roars! JD runs, but into a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Both men are down, Ivar crawls, and the fans rally! Hot tags to Finn and Erik! Erik CLOBBERS Finn! And CLOBBERS him again!

JD is back but Erik dodges to CLOBBER him, too! Erik clinches Finn for an EXPLODER! Erik wrenches JD, and gives him an EXPLODER! Erik LARIATS JD up and out! Finn runs up but Erik ELBOWS him! Erik runs, but Finn gets around! Dragon sleeper, but Erik powers out! Erik pops Finn up to HEADBUTT! And then Ace Ten Mao KNEE! Cover, TWO! Finn survives but he is dazed! Erik tags Ivar, they drag Finn up and pop0up for the- NO, JD drags Erik out! Finn turns Thor’s Hammer into the EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Ivar survives but JD is on the apron. Erik sweeps, JD dodges, PENALTY KICK! ASAI MOONSAULT!

Finn SHOTGUNS Ivar down! Finn goes up, up, and COUP DE- NO, Ivar moves! SEATED SENTON! Ivar cartwheels to dodge JD, and then HEEL KICKS him! The fans join in with a chant of “WAR! WAR! WAR!” BRONCO BUSTER! Ivar drags Finn to a drop zone, then goes up top! The fans are fired up but WAIT! Roxie is here?! She distracts Ivar and the ref, JD HOTSHOTS Ivar! Finn hurries up top again! COUP DE GRACE!! Cover, Judgment Day wins!

Winner: Finn Balor & JD McDonagh, by pinfall

Roxie smiles as she at least helps someone out tonight. Finn also smiles, and now the Prodigy stands with Prince and Ace. Will Roxie prove herself to all of the Judgment Day soon enough?

 

Becky Lynch speaks.

“I have only been back for six weeks, and already Lyra has cost me the tag team championship, and she has cost me my chance at the Money in the Bank ladder match. And yet she talks about how I’m the one that takes all the opportunities. She has become an echo chamber for the ignorant and morally confused who do not understand what greatness is and what it takes, and therefore will never achieve it. She has forgotten everything that I have done for her. That every moment in her career with glimpses of greatness have been because of me. NXT, when she won the title, I raised her hand. When she became a double champ at WrestleMania, because of me.

“She had the greatest match of her career at Backlash because of me. But at MITB, Lyra is in a lose-lose situation. Because say in the off chance she does win and I can never challenge for the Intercontinental Championship again, well, that would be the worst thing that ever happened to her because I am the best thing that ever happened to her. But when I win, oh, when I win, she will have to hold up my hand. The same hand that is going to hold her down.” The Man has spoken, but will she break the Morrigan? Or is she only adding fuel to the fire?

 

Backstage interview with Stephanie Vaquer.

Cathy Kelley says massive congratulations are in order for La Primera. Not only is Vaquer on the Raw roster, but she’s on her way to MITB. How is she feeling? Vaquer says she feels great, thank you. Nevertheless, Vaquer is- interrupted by Rhea Ripley. Mami tells Vaquer welcome to Raw. And see you Saturday. They shake hands, will these two alone tear down the house in Los Angeles?

 

Lyra Valkyria is here!

The Man said her part, now the Morrigan looks to do the same as she heads to the ring. Lyra just says, “Wow, wow, wow. Such big, brave words from Becky Lynch all the way in her safe little hiding spot in the back. Becky, how ’bout you stop being such a coward and get out here so I can say what I have to say straight to your face!” The fans fire up for that! Becky makes her entrance, mic in hand, and she goes to the ring. Becky says she was going to be the bigger person here, but Lyra tells her to shut up! Becky has said her piece, and showed she is delusional to the point that it is just sad. Honestly, Becky’s downfall needs to be studied.

Becky made it all the way to the top by being a good person that never gave up, and then she only stayed on top because she gave up being a good person. But Becky was right about one thing, and Lyra will give her that. Ever since Becky has tried to ruin Lyra’s life, Lyra has changed. But y’know what that change is? It’s anger! Lyra needed to get angry! And no one in her entire life has hurt her the way Becky hurt her! It is so funny to Lyra that by trying to hold Lyra down, all Becky has done is unlock this side of Lyra that is capable of destroying Becky!

Lyra has beat Becky twice, beat her blind, and at MITB, she will beat the crap outta Becky and ensure Becky never gets to poison what it means to be Women’s Intercontinental Champion! The fans cheer, and Becky says the only thing poisoned here is Lyra’s perspective. Lyra says she has hurt Becky more than anyone else? That is emotional, despite the physical pain. But emotionally? No, Becky doesn’t believe that is true. What happened is, Lyra wanted an excuse to hate Becky! Any excuse, because Lyra wants to replace Becky! But she can’t do that! No one can! Becky didn’t want to hurt Lyra, she wanted to make Lyra better.

But that has all changed now. Now Becky knows the thing that’ll hurt Lyra the most is when she’ll have to raise Becky’s hand! Becky storms out and Lyra says wow. More big words. Why not put your money where your mouth is and give Tulsa a preview, and do this right now?! Becky says she doesn’t fight in Tulsa! See you at M ITB! But then Lyra rushes up the ramp to CLOBBER Becky! The fans fire up as Lyra fires hands and knees! Refs rush out here, the fans boo and chant, “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Becky runs away, Lyra says this all comes to an end at MITB! Will nothing stop The Morrigan from unleashing all of her anger on The Man?

 

Penta speaks.

“The biggest, most important ladder match in the world is MITB. The most dominant, the most dangerous ladder match wrestler in the world is Penta and Cero Miedo. I have been scratching and clawing for this moment. Nobody is as hungry as Penta!” He is the greatest ladder match luchador ever! The ladder match is his expertise, LA is his home, and at MITB, that is his destiny! Victory is inevitable! Because he is Penta, and he has CERO MIEDO! Will the man with no fear soon have it all within his grasp?

 

Jey and Sami meet up in the concourse.

The fans are there and they YEET it up already! Jey gives Sami his very own custom sunglasses, and Jey asks that they please hit his music! UH UH, YEET!! The fans fire up as the music plays, and now Jey & Sami head down to ringside! Tulsa is bouncing, but will they YEET the roof off this place? Or will Seth Rollins’ heavy hitting henchmen run right through the WWE World Heavyweight Champion and the Honorary Uce?

Jey Uso & Sami Zayn VS Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman!

Raw returns as the YEET continues. But “ladies and gentlemen,” Paul Heyman makes his way out and the fans boo. Bronson Reed makes his entrance, followed by Bron Breakker. The Wise Man walks with these behemoths, and the fans bark as Bron starts against Jey. They circle, tie up, and Bron waistlocks to SLAM Jey down! Bron lets Jey go to bring him up for haymakers. Bron RAMS Jey into a corner again and again, but stops as the ref counts 4. Bron brings Jey over but Jey fires body shots and haymakers! Jey puts Bron in a corner, back body blocks and PELES! Jey shoves Bron to a cover, TWO! Bron is tougher than that but Jey wrenches an arm.

Jey whips, Bron ducks ‘n’ dodges, and he builds speed to LARIAT Jey! The fans fire up with Bron and Heyman grins while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Bronson is now in. Reed looms over Sami, drags him up, and Reed HEADBUTTS Sami! Reed CHOPS Sami in the corner, but Sami CHOPS back! Sami elbows Bron, CHOPS Reed, but Reed RAMS Sami into the corner! The ref counts, Reed steps back at 4, but that lets Bron pull Sami’s hair! The fans boo, Bron gets away with it, and Bron still gets some fans to bark. Bron tags in, he and Reed double whip Sami to a corner. Bron LARIATS, Reed SPLASHES, and then feed to Bron’s JUMP KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bron drags Sami up, tags Reed in, and they mug Sami. Reed taunts Jey, puts Sami in a corner and then puts him up top.

Reed ROCKS Sami, climbs up, and Sami fires hands! Sami knocks Reed down, BOOTS him away, then TORNADO DDTS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Reed and Sami crawl, the fans rally up, hot tags to Bron and Jey! The fans fire up as Jey LARIATS Bron! And LARIATS again! And then he fires haymakers! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey pops, locks ‘n’ puts some stank on the YEET! The fans fire up and Jey goes corner to corner, only to be put on the apron! Jey GAMANGIRIS Bron away, goes up the corner, and he CROSS- NO, Bron dodges! Bron fireman’s carries Jey, GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!

Jey survives and Bron grows frustrated. The fans rally up but Bron brings down the straps. Bron builds speed again, but Jey SUPERKICKS! Bron goes down in a heap! Jey covers, TWO!! Bron survives and shocks Jey! The fans rally up more and Jey has a SLEEPER! Jey is sending a message to Gunther at the same time as he brings Bron down! But Reed SENTONS! Jey sputters, but Sami fires hands on Reed! Reed shoves Sami away, SPLASHES him in the corner, and then Reed puts Sami on the apron! APRON SPLASH FLOPS as Sami moves! The fans fire up as Sami aims, but Bron runs up! Sami TOSSES Bron out, and then gives them both a PLANCHA!

But both men catch Sami! So Jey adds his DIVE! Down go all four men! Tulsa is thunderous , but CURB STMOP from Rollins!!

Winners: Jey Uso & Sami Zayn, by disqualification

Rollins is dressed like an evil Neo from the Matrix as he stands over Jey. But Sami fires hands! Rollins gets loose, Reed HEADBUTTS Sami! Bron TOSSES Sami onto the desk! Rollins wants Sami to be taken out, so Bronson climbs a corner! Bron has Sami stuck, but PUNK SMACKS BRON WITH A CHAIR! And CHUCKS it at Bronson! The big men are down, and Punk has eyes locked on Rollins now! Rollins snarls, but he runs for it! Punk comes through for Sami as far as saving his life, but can Punk save the future of the WWE? Rollins has his guys stand down, because we all know where Punk will be later tonight. Rollins promises Punk he’s a dead man!

Will the Visionary and his juggernauts destroy Punk one way or another? Or can the Best in the World survive tonight to head for MITB this Saturday?

 

The Judgment Day regroups backstage.

Finn says this is what he was talking about! Roxie came through for them, they got their hands raised. But then Liv asks Finn if they can talk. Finn says sure, what’s up? Liv says it was Finn who brought Roxie in while she was gone. And Roxie’s been giving Dominik chicken nuggets, shoulder rubs, and helping out in matches. Liv knows Finn is up to something. Finn asks where all of this is coming from. Roxie is just being good help. Oh, so is Liv imagining things? Well, the imagination can play tricks on anyone. Finn just thinks Liv is frustrated. Things didn’t go Liv’s way last week, they didn’t go her way tonight…

But hey, Roxie got Finn & JD on track for the tag titles, and imagine this: Roxie wins MITB, then goes on to win THE Women’s World Championship! Everyone has gold in the clubhouse. Yeah, seems like Finn has it all figured out, huh? Hey, there is no plan! But he gets it. Roxie came on a little strong, what with the nuggies and shoulder rubs, but c’mon. You can trust Dom. It’s not Dom she doesn’t trust. Well, trust comes with time. Give Roxie a chance, okay? Don’t worry! Hey, maybe Liv and Finn make a plan! Let Roxie be out there for Raquel- No, no, no, how about this? If Finn wants Roxie around, he can babysit her while Liv is in Raquel’s corner, okay? Okay. Great!

Liv calls to Raquel, they head out, and Dom asks if everything is okay. Finn says yeah, just making plans with Liv. Right, okay. Dom also wants to apologize for last week with the chair mishap. Finn says no, no, water under the bridge. Finn pats Dom’s title, and they fist bump. But is everything (not) alright in Judgment Day?

 

Raquel Rodriguez w/ Liv Morgan VS Kairi Sane!

As they alluded to, things didn’t go so well when Liv tried to battle the Pirate Princess, but in part because Raquel and Roxie argued over who was trying to help. But now, will Ricky Desperado sink Kairi’s ship as revenge? Or will Kairi keelhaul Raquel and leave with another golden ticket to the tag titles?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Raquel THROWS Kairi down, then deadlifts her to a Canadian Rack! Kairi slips free, waistlocks, but Raquel swings her around! Kairi holds on, rolls, but Raquel drags her up! Kairi ducks the lariat, waistlocks, but Raquel breaks free to whip! Kairi goes up and RANAS Raquel! Kairi then runs, wheelbarrows, and manages the STUNNER! The fans fire up with Kairi and she runs back in, SLIDING D! Raquel tumbles out, Kairi goes to the apron, FLYING- NO, Raquel stops the armbar takedown, to then SWING Kairi into the apron! Kairi flops down, Raquel leaves her behind, but Liv gets cheap shot in!

The fans boo but Liv scampers away. Raquel grins as she goes out to fetch Kairi. Raquel puts Kairi in the ring, covers, TWO! Kairi toughs it out but Raquel stands her up. Raquel talks trash, winds up, and LARIATS! Kairi grits her teeth but Raquel is on her again, for another LARIAT! Raquel mockingly asks if Kairi is okay, then swings. Kairi ducks, but the SOUTHPAW hits again! Cover, TWO! Kairi is still in this but Raquel drags her up. The fans rally, Raquel whips Kairi, and Kairi goes up and out and then slides under! Raquel blocks the sunset flip to YANK Kairi up! Raquel THROWS Kairi to the corner and SPLASHES!

Raquel fires elbow after elbow, then argues with the ref. Kairi sputters, Raquel drags her up, but Kairi fires body shots! Raquel reels Kairi in, Canadian Racks, and then RAMS her into the corner! Kairi sputters but Liv smiles as Raquel talks trash. Kairi SLAPS Raquel from the top rope! Raquel grabs Kairi, but Kairi HEADBUTTS! Kairi aims to FLYING KABUKI- NO, Raquel catches her, pops her up, but Kairi DDTS! Both women are down, Liv is upset, but the fans rally up. Liv coaches Raquel but Kairi rises first. The fans chant “What’s Up!” as Kairi throws hands! Raquel snarls and fires back! Kairi fires a flurry, but Raquel whips her away!

Kairi ducks ‘n’ dodges and redirects, to then roll and pick the leg! Raquel sputters, Kairi AX KICKS her down! Kairi CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Kairi has Raquel in a corner for MACHINE GUN CHOPS! The fans fire up, Kairi whips, but Raquel reverses. Kairi stops herself to dropkick the legs! BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up with Kairi again and she walks the plan. Kairi runs in, SLIDING D again! Kairi puts Raquel int he drop zone, but Liv distracts her! So here comes IYO! The fans fire up as the Genius and Liv brawl on the ramp! Iyo fires a flurry, SMACKS Liv off the apron, but Raquel grabs Iyo! Kairi BOOTS Raquel into the POST!

Kairi goes up, up, and fans fire up for the IN-SANE ELBOW!! Cover, Kairi wins!

Winner: Kairi Sane, by pinfall

Two weeks in a row, Kairi gets a pin off the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions! Could Liv & Raquel lose it all to the reunited Sky Pirates?

 

Sami is checked by medical.

They ice his shoulder, and in steps Karrion Kross. Kross wants a moment to talk with Sami. Is Sami alright? That looked rough out there. Sami asks Kross what his problem is. Seriously, what is his problem with Sami? Why is he hovering around like this? What is his obsession with Sami?! Kross says it’s because he thinks Sami is a LIAR! That is his problem! Sami lies to the fans, to his family, and worst of all, he lies to himself! Sami could’ve been a world champion ten times over, if he just did what he really had to do. We all know Sami is capable of doing very terrible things to get ahead.

Kross says, “Sami, you’re not a good guy. You’re a bad guy, just like the rest of us.” Sami says Kross is wrong. Kross chuckles and says he might be. But he might be right, too. Kross leaves Sami to think on that. Is Sami going to face a hard truth that there’s something dark deep down inside him? Will that darkness come to light?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Worlds Collide!

As if this event wasn’t already caliente, we’re getting another Six Man Tag! The LWO’s Dragon Lee, Cruz Del Toro y Joaquin Wilde will face AAA’s Aerostar, Octagon Jr. y Mr. Iguana! And then after defeating Alberto Del Rio, El Hijo de Vikingo is now the AAA Mega Champion! And now, he turns around and puts that title up against Chad Gable! Will that title stay with AAA? Or will it soon be American Made?

 

Gunther finds Jey backstage.

Der Ring General assures Jey that he just wants to talk. Gunther sits with Jey, and Gunther tells Jey, “The World Heavyweight Championship is personal to me. So I appreciate all the effort you put into being the champion. And I can see you’re really trying to be a great champion. But because you refuse to think with your head instead of your heart, that’s why I’m gonna take it. You’re a great guy, Jey. You’re selfless in a very selfish business. Sami needed you tonight, huh? What’s the result? One week out, not at 100%. I’m very sure if Punk gets in trouble tonight, you’ll be there for me.

“And two days before you defend the World Heavyweight Championship against me, you compete in a tag team match main event because it’s important to Cody. And everybody knows they can bet on their good friend, Jey. All of that is no business of the World Heavyweight Champion. So I wanna thank you. Because ever since that day I lost to you at WrestleMania, I knew I would avenge it. And right now, you’re making it very, very easy for me. Jey, in one week, the party is over.” Gunther stands up but Jey stops him from leaving. Jey tells Gunther, “Four letters, one word, TAP’D!” Gunther leaves, but will it all play according to his plan?

 

Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier: CM Punk VS AJ Styles VS El Grande Americano!

The Best in the World said it himself earlier tonight that he wants to be a champion again, and this is his chance. And as Sami Zayn told him, he just has to focus on winning so that he can stop Seth Rollins from taking over the WWE. But can Punk once again become Mr. Money in the Bank? Will the Phenomenal One be the sixth man? Or will we all be saying “AH GRACIAS~!” to the so-called greatest luchador in history?

Raw returns and El Grande Americano makes his entrance. The fans already chant for Punk, and then fire up as Punk makes his entrance! It is still “CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” as the fans sing along with Cult of Personality. Punk has the ref check El Grande, we all know he loads his mask. The mask is clean, as is the singlet, and the bell rings. But then Punk and Styles look to each other, and they mug Grande! The fans fire up as they punch away, and then they double whip “Chad” up and out of the ring! Punk and Styles circle, the fans rally up, and they tie up. Punk headlocks, Styles powers up and out, but then hurdles.

Punk jumps the dropdown but Styles DROPKICKS him down! Grande is back but Styles waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, but Grande bucks that. Grande ducks ‘n’ dodges to FLYING HEADBUTT! The fans boo but Grande runs in, jumps up, and MONKEY FLIPS! Styles flounders away, Punk is back, but Grande wheelbarrows. Styles ioins in, but Grande RANAS Styles! Punk SHINING WIZARDS Grande out of the ring! Punk ROCKS Styles, whips him hard into a corner, and Styles hits post before he falls back! Punk whips the other way, runs in, but Styles OBOTS him! Styles goes up and out to then ROCK Punk, but Grande is there!

Grande trips Styles up during his springboard! The fans boo but Punk grabs that mask! Punk wants to rip it away and the fans fire up! Gable- Er, Grande HOTSHOTS Punk away! Then he aims to CANNONBALL! Down goes Punk, and Grande runs up on Styles! Grande CLOBBERS Styles against the desk! The fans boo but Grande soaks up that heat while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Grande has Punk up top! Styles joins in and he climbs up behind Grande! The fans rally as Styles hits a SUPER BACK SUPLEX on Grande! Punk is still up top, and he aims at Styles! MACHO ELBOW! All three men are down now and the fans fire up! Punk rises, “This is Awesome!” as Punk rallies on Grande! Wrench and NECKBREAKER! Punk hobbles a bit, but he still runs up to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Then he runs to SHINING WIZARD Styles! Punk headlocks but Styles powers out of the bulldog, sending Punk into Grande’s FLYING HEADBUTT! Grande then waistlocks Styles to GERMAN SUPLEX!

The fans rally as Grande hurries to cover Styles, but Punk breaks that. Grande goes to a corner, the fans duel, “He’s Chad Gable!” “NO, He’s Not!” Gable/Grande climbs, leaps, but Punk catches the crossbody and rolls through with it! Punk deadlifts Grande into a fireman’s carry! But Styles drags Grande down to dragon sleeper! He kicks Punk and add shim toa  DOUBLE DDT! Cover on Punk, TWO! Cover on Grande, TWO! Styles huffs ‘n’ puffs and fans chant “We Want Truth!” Styles reels Grande in, lifts, but Grande fights the Clash to have to ANKLE LOCK! Styles endures, rolls, but that sends Grande to Punk! GO TO- ANKLE LOCK!!

Grande has Punk’s bad leg, but Punk fights up and rolls! Grande ends up in Styles’ grip, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, PUNK BREAKS IT! The fans fire up as Punk and Styles throw hands back and forth! Punk gets the edge, but Styles blocks to fire the Phenomenal Blitz, only for Punk to turn that into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, Grande breaks it! The fans rally and duel, Punk rises and he has Grande. Punk hoists Grande up top, climbs up to get him, but Styles joins in again! Styles reels Punk into the position but Punk fights free! Punk fireman’s carries but Styles fights free! Punk trips Styles, jackknife bridge, a MOONSAULT from Grande breaks it!! Cover on STyles, TWO!!

The fans fire up but Grande hurries to another corner! MOONSAULT FLOPS as Punk moves! Fireman’s carry, and GO TO SLEEP!!! But Punk collapses! He crawls to the cover, BUT BRON BREAKKER DRAGS HIM OUT! The fans boo as Bron & Reed mug Punk, just as Rollins promised! But here come Sami & Jey! Gunther was also right! These four all brawl, but that causes them to CHOP BLOCK Styles! Styles falls, but then he gets up! Styles is pissed and he SUPER CROSSBODIES everyone down!! Everyone except El Grande Americano! The fans lose their minds as Styles roars, and wait, is Grande shoving something in his mask!?

The fans rally as Styles aims, PHENOMENAL FOREARM into the LOADED HEADBUTT!!! Cover, GRANDE WINS!!!

Winner: El Grande Americano, by pinfall (advances to MITB)

Grande says “AH GRACIAS!” and he should definitely be thanking Rollins’ team for helping out. Punk is pissed and he goes right after Bron! Rollins CLOBBERS Punk, and he puts Punk in the ring! The fans boo but Punk gets up to ROCK Rollins! They brawl, Heyman saunters out here as Punk fireman’s carries! But Bron is in! Bron SPEARS Punk down! But Sami CLOBBERS Bron! Reed CLOBBERS Sami! Bron & Reed mug Sami, then Rollins adds a CURB STOMP!! Sami is down, but then Rollins STOMPS Punk! Jey SUPERKICKS Reed, SUPERKICKS Bron, but Rollins has a SLEEPER on Jey! Bron SPEARS Jey down!!

The fans boo, CURB STOMP for Jey!! The Visionary is raging as he throws off his jacket! Rollins & Bron drag Jey into place, and Reed goes up! TSUNAMI! But Rollins wants Reed to do even more damage! Reed goes back up, TSUNAMI!! The fans boo as Rollins, Reed, Breakker & Heyman stand tall again. Will Jey not survive through the summer as World Heavyweight Champion?


My Thoughts:

A great Raw here as the go-home to the big Saturday that’s coming, with Worlds Collide and MITB all on the same day. We got great story integration along with that, such as Judgment Day’s continued dysfunction. Great tag match from Finn & JD VS War Raiders, and with Roxie helping Finn & JD win when Liv didn’t want the help. Which makes for great irony when Liv tries to help Raquel but that backfires because Iyo was here to help Kairi. A Women’s Tag Team Championship match of Liv & Raquel VS Iyo & Kairi would be great stuff, and could be set for the big Atlanta weekend in July.

Vaquer winning her MITB qualifier is great, and certainly justifies the fast track away from NXT to right here on Raw. Her interaction with Rhea was fun, too, that can and should be a 1v1 feud after MITB. More great integration with the Rollins faction takeover story, such as Heyman trying to make Styles an offer and all the fighting with Jey and Sami. Gunther makes a “good point” from the perspective of a Heel, but we know Jey isn’t selfish enough as to abandon his friends for his own well-being. But with that, that’s how Rollins got the drop on Jey & Sami during their tag match, and then it happened again during the Triple Threat.

Sami and Kross also have a great interaction where Kross makes a very similar argument to Gunther’s. If Sami wanted to, he could be selfish, but also be very violent and merciless, so that no one could stop him from becoming a champion. Kross has always been a force for these Heel turns, just look at New Day. If he gets Sami to turn for the next phase of this story, I would hope it is more Sami and Kross work together rather than Sami giving in and joining Rollins. Sami could easily be a Heel that still doesn’t go along with Rollins’ vision, though I suppose defying Rollins might actually keep him a Face in the eyes of the fans.

El Grande Americano benefiting from all this is really fun. Chad Gable has his AAA Mega Championship match with El Hijo Del Vikingo that afternoon for Worlds Collide, who knows how they play this. I don’t think Gable will win the title, and I don’t think Grande wins MITB, unless they want Gable to claim Grande gave him the briefcase, or there are hilarious mishaps of Gable hurrying to dress as Grande in time to go after a champion. It would certainly add some creativity to the MITB briefcase if they went with that latter idea. Plus, we need to get to the bottom of the Gable-Grande “mystery” and finally vindicate Michael Cole for telling the truth this whole time.

Very good promo from Penta to hype up his part of MITB, but maybe his role is to mostly stop Grande from winning. Very good promo from Rusev, and a good response from Sheamus. That feud will indeed be banger after banger, I can’t wait. And great promos from Becky and Lyra, and we of course got a brawl from them. Hard to say how the math felt on that, but I would think Becky wins. I thought she was winning at Backlash, and she’s certainly not losing a match that blocks her off from a title. Becky will win, make Lyra raise her hand, but maybe Lyra then decks her after that to set up a rematch for Evolution in July.

My Score: 8.9/10

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