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Andrew’s Judgmental Album Reviews: Eclipse – Wired (2021)

The JAR ends up in Sweden right now for some fun Power Glam Rock. Eclipse’s newest album Wired is up for judgment!

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The JAR ends up in Sweden right now for some fun Power Glam Rock. Eclipse’s newest album Wired is up for judgment!

Don’t think I forgot the idea was to wander around the world for the next few weeks, so it’s time to find some lesser known (as far as Western audiences go) bands to see what they’re working with. Eclipse has been around since 1999 with 2 of the current 4 members being from the original lineup. Hailing from Stockholm, Sweden – these guys have a sound that many people should be familiar with.

It’s a bit of a Hair Metal/Glam Rock style with some power metal aspects, very much like Edguy and Avantasia. So if you like the upbeat tones of 80s hair metal, driving guitar and a decent high end range on a singer, this could be a band to pay attention.

  • Artist: Eclipse
  • Album: Wired (2021)
  • Label: Frontiers Music Srl
  • Total Track Time: 41:18

Roses on Your Grave starts off with a nice rocking beat, drum and guitar driven. And even if it lyrically reads like the ‘acceptance’ stage of a break up, but it’s fun and definitely feels like the song you’d play a bar after the breakup with your buddies while you get smashed to the point of forgetting your name.  Dying Breed continues the enjoyment Eclipse seems to have to cliché sayings like “only the good die young” in the first one, and this one has lines like “this is your life, you only got one shot”. But the corny aspect of the clichés helps and this has a really great riff going into and persisting in the chorus. It’s a hard song to not to dance to. Saturday Night (Hallelujah) this is so 80s my Day Glo Frankie Says Relax shirt just jumped out of the closet. “We Live, We Die, Like it’s Saturday Night” – that sums up this song wonderfully, this is a great song to get hammered and sing karaoke to.

Run for Cover this is the first taste of their Power Metal chops where it takes a fantasy lyrically and the instrumentation has this weird folk undertone masked behind an I Need a Hero instrumentation. I kind of want Van Canto to cover this song. Carved in Stone well talk about a weird strike of 4 Chord Song déjà vu. As soon as this song started I was immediately thrown into Billie Eilish. The opening sounds almost exactly like When The Party’s Over just with more acoustic guitar. Which isn’t bad since the song is a somber step back reflecting on the concept of eventually we all die. A few verses in it starts to pick up into the Power Metal genre of belting the emotional lyrics without really losing the message and then ending abruptly, much like life. Twilight will forever be a word that immediately makes me think of sparkly vampires and bad acting. In my head when the lyrics of “I’m falling down, deep into Twilight” just makes me imagine like every 13 year old girl who said the same thing a nearly 2 decades ago. The song is a definite rocker if you can get passed the word association, unlike me. And then ending with a bit that reminds me of Musetta’s Waltz…or at least the Rent line.

Poison Inside My Heart delves into that Bardic Power Metal tone. It’s stripped down, acoustic and feels like either Bard’s Song by Blind Guardian or anything from the Bad on The Witcher. It starts to drive and drift further from the acoustic tune, but keeps that as an underlying harmony possibly used as imagery of the poison overtaking him. So the acoustic heartbeat is still there, but nearly drown out by the raucous drums, screeching guitar solo and general driving rock of the lyrical cadence. Ending with one last interlude of the acoustic before ending. Bite the Bullet as we’ve seen already, they definitely has a tendency to jump around in a heavily 80s influence Power vibe. This is heavier, like Cinderella and Accept decided to collaborate on a song with an almost cowboy western like bridge/solo before leading into something that sounds like church chanting, and then into the last verse or so of the song.

We Didn’t Come to Lose ahh and there’s another cliché line of “come hell or high water”. Sonically this really sounds like Joan Jett was handing out unused music. Which isn’t a bad thing, I’m just enjoying the trip through an 80s mix tape, with their own twist of course, but the way they can paint in a lot of different atmospheric and tonal colors while keeping the music feeling synergistic is impressive. Things We Love definitely a more straight forward…love song?…I guess. The recurring line of “We Never Let Go of things we love”  I suppose is supposed to be powerful and fun, cause the song is generally in that vibe…I think this is just the most simple and uninteresting song. Dead Inside seems almost contradictory to the overall message of the previous song. The line of “if love can live forever, how come it feels so dead inside my heart” is a little weird. The instrumentation drops out at the right times to get across perceived hollowness, and there’s a drop slide in the solo to help signify the low feeling before the lead guitar picks it back up and tries to end the song strong and hopeful.

Well aside from ending with two awkward songs, as I said during the breakdowns, I appreciated the 80s mixtape aspect. It was very familiar in the instrumentation, topics and song structure given their genre classifications. I really can’t find much wrong with the album beyond how strong they went for most of the album and then just seemed to fizzle out toward the end.

All in all, it was a damn good album, the overuse of clichés and the way they stagnated late in the album is a little disappointing, but I’m also being very critical. Given the fact I wasn’t really aware of the band and just know the genre, it was definitely a good album to get introduced with.

 

Final Judgment: 6.85/10

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/18/24)

Majora speaks.

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HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…

 

The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.

The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!

“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?


My Thoughts:

Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!

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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]

Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?

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In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.

Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).

  • Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
  • The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
  • The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams

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