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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (11/23/21)
World Tag League, Round 4!

Undefeated teams battle in the main event!
Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Sanada & Naito are undefeated, but so are Yano & Tanahashi! Will LIJ be able to trump The Joker & The Ace?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- World Tag League 2021: Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI; Goto & Hashi win.
- World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo; Takahashi & Evil win.
- World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale; Chase & Fale win.
- World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Guerrillas of Destiny; Guerrillas of Destiny win.
- World Tag League 2021: The United Empire VS The Dangerous Tekkers; The United Empire wins.
- World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA & Tetsuya Naito; Sanada & Naito win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current World Tag League Standings!
Dangerous Tekkers: 3-0, 6 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 3-0, 6 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-0, 6 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 2-1, 4 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 2-1, 4 points
The United Empire: 2-1, 4 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 2-1, 4 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 1-2, 2 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 0-3, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 0-3, 0 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-3, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-3, 0 points
World Tag League 2021: Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI!
Blue Justice and the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion are floundering at the bottom of the block, but they could still change their luck! Will the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter be the first to fall? Or will Goto-Hashi always #GetBackUp?
The teams sort out, and fans cheer as Goto starts with Nagata. They circle, tie up, and Nagata waistlocks. Goto wrenches free to a wristlock but Nagata wrenches through and around to then wristlock back. Goto gets the ropes so Nagata lets off clean. They go again, Goto waistlocks but Nagata wrenches the arm. Goto puts Nagata on the ropes, lets off slowly, pats the shoulders then CHOPS! Nagata shrugs that off and KICKS away on a leg! Nagata fires forearms, Hashi tags in as Nagatao whips and Goto reverses. They double shoulder Nagata down, then coordinate, only for the hip toss senton to miss! Nagata kicks and throws Goto out then stomps Hashi down.
Nagata tags Tiger Mask and he kicks away on Hashi in the corner. Tiger snapmares and wraps on a chinlock. Tiger then gets the arms and pulls back, and stands on Hashi’s back for a deeper motorcycle stretch. Hashi endures, so Tiger jams an elbow into Hashi’s forehead. Tiger brings Hashi up to rock with a forearm, then another against the ropes. Tiger KNEES low, then again, and he KICKS Hashi to an open corner. Tiger snapmares Hashi down, has the arm for a grounded cording hold, but Hashi endures. Tiger lets off to drop a knee on Hashi’s head! Cover, TWO! Tag to Nagata, he snapmares Hashi and KICKS him in the back! Nagata BOOTS Goto for good measure!
Nagata wrenches Hashi’s arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Nagata CLUBS Hashi then wrenches again to another ELBOW BREAKER! Nagata kicks the bad arm, then brings Hashi up to knee him low. Nagata KICKS Hashi in the chest but Hashi eggs him on! Fans rally up and Nagata KICKS again. Hashi stays up, blocks the next kick to CLUB the leg, but Nagata ROCKS him with a forearm! Nagata runs but into a BLOCKBUSTER from Hashi! Fans rally while both men are down and crawling. Hashi makes it over, hot tag to Goto! Goto rallies on Nagata, hits Tiger Mask, but Nagata hits back. Nagata runs, Goto follows and LARIATS Nagata down!
Goto stands Nagata up for forearms, then whips him to a corner. Goto runs in to MURAMASA! And then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto fireman’s carries but Nagata slips off! Goto fires off forearms, whips but Nagata rolls to dodge! Nagata fakes Goto out to dropkick the legs out! Nagata runs and boots but Goto blocks to get a waistlock! Nagata elbows out but Goto deflects the boot to DISCUS! Fans rally up again while both men are down, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi CHOPS Nagata in the corner! Hashi whips to CHOP again! And then mule kick to a turn, but Nagata fights the neckbreaker. Hashi CHOPS again, runs, but into a kitchen sink knee!
Tag to Tiger Mask and he sobats Hashi, then sobats again! Hashi ends up in a corner, Tiger Mask KICKS him down! Tiger gets Hashi up to the top rope, climbs up, underhooks the arms, and fans rally up as Hashi resists. Hashi throws body shots, knocks Tiger down, but Tiger ROCKS him with a haymaker! Tiger goes back up, underhooks the arms, but Hashi fights again! So Tiger changes it to a SUPER ARM-DRAG! Cover, TWO!! Tiger gets Hashi up, underhooks the arms but Hashi blocks and slips out. Tiger gets a crucifix takedown! TWO, but Tiger gets the arms! DOUBLE FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Goto runs in but into Nagata’s CROSSFACE! Goto-Hashi endures dual submissions!
Tiger changes to have a hammerlock and pulls Hashi way back! But Hashi uses that to get a ropebreak with a foot! Goto-Hashi are let go and Nagata kicks Goto out. Nagata and Tiger double whip Hashi to a corner, and Nagata runs corner to corner to BOOT! Nagata feeds Hashi to Tiger’s sobat, then Nagata reels Hashi in for an EXPLODER! Tiger gets Hashi up, underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, Goto breaks it in time! Nagata throws Goto back out, Tiger drags Hashi up and reels him in to chicken wing the arms. Hashi fights the Tiger Suplex and backs Tiger into buckles! Hashi dodges Tiger’s clothesline to spinning mule kick!
Goto gets in, hooks Tiger up, Hashi runs in, BLOCKBUSTER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Hashi gets the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Tiger endures and fans rally up while Goto keeps Nagata out. Hashi gets Tiger’s arm for the Kimura-Fly but Nagata gets in to CLUB Hashi! Goto goes after Nagata and whips him to a corner. Goto whips Hashi in but Nagata dodges! Nagata waistlocks Goto but Goto ducks and Hashi SUPERKICKS! Tiger BOOTS Hashi, but Goto gets him for a suplex! Goto-Hashi combine but Tiger fights out! But Goto ducks the clothesline and Hashi SUPERKICKS! Fireman’s carry, SUPERKICK to Ushigoroshi throw, then Hashi gets the legs! SHOKOU! Cover, Goto-Hashi wins!
Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Nagata & Tiger Mask earn 0)
Another big win for Chaos! Will they be able to keep going until they’re at the top? As for Blue Justice and Tiger Mask, will they have to try harder next round to finally get on the board?
World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo!
#TenCozy is struggling, but not as bad as the House of Torture. Will Darkness Fall when the Tokyo Pimp & King of Darkness take on these #ThirdGen members?
Bullet Club Low Sweets and then they go after TenCozy! The bell rings to get this on record as Evil CLUBS Tenzan down and Yujiro puts Kojima in a corner for stomps and CHOPS! Evil and Yujiro whip TenCozy at each other but TenCozy reverses to send Evil and Yujiro crashing into each other! Fans fire up as TenCozy stomps Yujiro then whips him to ropes for double shoulders! Then they go after Evil for forearms, Mongolian Chops, repeat! Kojima adds his own Mongolian Chops! Tenzan stomps Evil while Kojima goes to the corner. Tenzan CLUBS Evil, and CLUBS him again. Evil rakes Tenzan’s eyes! Evil whips Tenzan in, and surprise! Bare buckles in the blue corner!
Evil DECKS Kojima and Kojima hits railing! Evil drags Tenzan outside and RAMS him into commentary! Commentary is sturdier than the timekeeper’s area, but Evil gets a chair to JAM Tenzan in the stomach! Evil wants them to clap but no one claps. Evil stands on Tenzan’s chest, then puts him in the ring. Evil covers, TWO! Evil argues the count but the ref defends it. Tag to Yujiro, he whips Tenzan into the bare buckles! Tenzan falls, Yujiro covers, TWO! Fans cheer but Yujiro rains down fists on Tenzan’s head. Yujiro lets off to tag Evil and he uses the House of Torture sure to choke Tenzan! Kojima protests but the ref keeps him back. Evil lets off to cover, TWO!
Tag to Yujiro, he drags Tenzan up. Tenzan throws body shots and haymakers but Yujiro knees low. Yujiro snapmares, runs and basement BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Yujiro tags in Evil and he drags Tenzan back while egging Kojima on. The ref keeps Kojima back while Evil puts Tenzan in a cobra twist. Dick and Yujiro link up with Evil, and Evil gets away with it before the ref sees. Cover, TWO! Evil again argues the count but then he taunts Tenzan. Tenzan hits back with big forearms! Evil rakes Tenzan’s eyes! Evil runs, but into a WHEEL KICK! Fans rally up, hot tag to Kojima! Kojima rallies on Bullet Club, kicks and whips but Evil reverses, only for Kojima to CLOBBER him!
Evil hurries to a corner but Kojima runs in to stomp and MACHINE GUN CHOP! Yujiro runs in but gets added to the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Kojima lets Yujiro go so he can fire off MORE CHOPS on Evil! Kojima whips Evil to a corner, then runs in to forearm smash! Kojima shoves Evil down so he can climb up, but Evil grabs at the ref to keep him from seeing Dick trip Kojima! Dick RAMS Kojima into railing, then puts him in for Evil to cover. TWO, and Evil is annoyed. Evil stands on Kojima’s head while fans rally up. Evil drags Kojima up, Kojima fires off forearms! ROLLING ELBOW! Then a DDT! Cover, TWO!
Kojima drags Evil up to cravat but Evil pulls hair to stop the cutter. Kojima kicks and runs but stops as Dick has a chair! The ref reprimands Dick, Evil reels Kojima in. Kojima elbows free and runs but Yujiro trips him up! Evil tags Yujiro in, Yujiro knees low then knees Kojima against ropes. Yujiro runs to BOOT Kojima! Yujiro keeps going but Kojima kicks him to COZY CUTTER! Fans rally up and Kojima crawls, hot tag to Tenzan! Tenzan rallies on Yujiro and fans fire up as he fires off Mongolian Chops! Yuijro ends up in a corner, Tenzan stomps and headbutts, then CHOPS and stomps. Tenzan whips corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines!
Tenzan calls his shot, but Yujiro BITES the hand! The ref reprimands, Yujiro CLUBS the arm, then throws forearms. Tenzan hits back, Yujiro staggers, but he blocks the boot to throw Tenzan down! Basement boot! Evil gets in to baseball slide Kojima! Evil and Yujiro double whip Tenzan, Yujiro runs in and BOOTS! Evil runs in to clothesline! Evil then fisherman’s but Tenzan resists, and suplexes Evil away! Yujiro kicks Tenzan, runs but into a MOUNTAIN BOMB! Cover, TWO! Tenzan stomps Yujiro, drags him up, but Yujiro BITES the hand again! Yujiro runs, but into the TENCOZY CUTTER! Tenzan covers, Evil breaks it!
Kojima kicks Evil, CLUBS him then kicks him out. Dick gets up but Kojima DECKS him! Kojima goes out after Evil while Tenzan puts Yujiro in the ANACONDA VICE! Yujiro fights up but into the ANACONDA BUSTER! And the vice is back on! Dick distracts the ref, the ref wants to confiscate the choker! Tenzan lets Yujiro go, Evil shoves him into the ref! Evil LOW BLOWS Tenzan! But Kojima fires off on Evil! Armband comes off but Evil gets around to LOW BLOW! CANE SHOT from Yujiro! The House of Torture sets Tenzan up, CANE SHOT! Yujiro drags Tenzan up, for BIG JUICE! Cover, the House of Torture wins!
Winners: Yujiro Takahashi & Evil, by pinfall (gain 2 points; TenCozy earns 0)
By hook and by crook, Yujiro & Evil are on the board! How much lower will they stoop as they look to get up the block?
World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale!
The Great Bash Heels are hungry for that first win, but the Crown Jewel & Rogue General might be a bit too much. Will Everyone’s Kokeshi & Rampaging King Kong bite off more than they can chew here and choke in round 4?
The moment GBH is in the ring, Chase & Fale pounce! The bell rings to put this on record as Fale chokes Makabe and Chase stomps Honma. Honma fights back, turns it around, as does Makabe. Honma whips Chase in and Chase collides with Fale. Honma then runs Chsae over, and Makabe whips Fale into Honma’s lariat! Fale stays up, so Makabe lariats! Fale still stays up, GBH double whip and double shoulder him down! Fans fire up as Honma stomps Fale. Fale gets up, Honma clubs him with elbows. Honma tries to scoop but Fale’s really big. Fans rally up as Honma keeps trying, but he has to give up.
Honma ducks the big haymakers, tries again, but falls over with Fale’s weight! Fale covers, TWO! Chase gets in to DECK Makabe! Fale stomps Honma, drags him up and bump him off buckles. Tag to Chase, rams into Honma over and over, then throws a hard body shot! Chaes stomps Honma, digs his knee into the stomach, but lets off as the ref counts. Chase drags Honma around, stomps and digs his heel in, then stomps again. Tag to Fale, he and Chase stand on Honma’s back! Salute! Chase hops off to egg Makabe on while Fale adds as much weight as he can. Fale lets off, covers, TWO! Fale drags Honma up, fans rally, and Honma CHOPS and CHOPS, but Fale ROCKS him with a body shot.
Tag to Chase, they mug Honma, Fale DECKS Makabe! Chase gets Honma up, he and Fale double whip to then body shot, knee lift and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chase wraps on a bearhug and squeezes Honma. Chase headstands to add as much pressure as he can on the hold but Honma endures. Chase lets off to knee Honma in the back, then he stands on Honma’s head while he tags Fale. Fale stomps Honma, drags him up, then scoops to SLAM him. Fale runs to drop an elbow, but misses as Honma moves! Fans rally up, Honma crawls over, hot tag to Makabe! Makabe rams Fale, DECKS Chase, then clotheslines Fale in the corner! Makabe climbs up to rain down fists!
Chase stops Makabe, whips him away, but Makabe reverses and runs in to clothesline! And then he clotheslines Fale! Back to Chase! Back to Fale! Makabe laughs and fans fire up as Makabe brings Fale around. Fale blocks the lift to CLUB away on Makabe. Fale runs but Makabe LAIRATS! Cover, TWO! Makabe drags Fale up, puts him in a corner and fires forearms. Makabe whips corner to corner, Fale reverses then runs in to SPLASH! Fale shoves Makabe down to drop the elbow! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Makabe survives, but Fale is on him with big clubbing forearms! Fale runs but into a SPEAR! Fans rally up while both men are down! Hot tags to Chase and Honma!
Chase BOOTS and clubs away with elbows. Chase uppercuts, runs, but into a back elbow! Honma runs to run Chase over! Fans fire up and Honma puts some stank on his CHOP! And again! And again! Honma whips corner to corner and back elbows! Then BULLDOGS! Honma fires up and runs, KOKESHI! Fans fire up while Chase writhes. Honma gets Chase up, suplexes high and hard, then covers, TWO! Honma and Makabe coordinate while Chase gets up, CLOTHESLINE SANDWICH! Honma runs to add the RUNNING KOKESHI! Cover, Fale breaks it! Fale also knocks Makabe down, then he choke grips Honma! The ref reprimands, Makabe saves Honma but Fale hits him back.
Chase knocks Makabe down, and then Bullet Club gets Honma. But Makabe stops the Grenade again! Chase swings but Makabe counter punches! Makabe fires haymakers on both Chase and Fale, but Fale CLUBS Makabe. Fale throws a body shot, he and Chase whip but Makabe breaks the clothesline! Chase ducks Makabe’s clothesline but Fale is staggered. Chase gets Makabe but Makabe fights off the Grenade! Makabe elbows Chase away, then runs, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Bullet Club down! Honma gets up, Makabe whips Chase his way for the LEAPING KOKESHI! Cover, TWO!! Chase survives but GBH fires up!
Honma gets Chase up but Chase fights the scoop! Chase throws a body shot, fires off a strike fest, but Honma headbutts! Honma runs but Chase DUNK the headbutt! SHI TRIGGER! Then he gets Honma up and tucks him in, PACKAGE DRIVER! Cover, Bullet Club wins!
Winners: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Honma & Makabe earn 0)
Chase & Fale get another one! Are they proving that Bullet Club still has more than one strong tag team?
World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Guerrillas of Destiny!
To think the Blue Playmaker and Meanest Man in the World would be winless after three! But can they pounce on the Silverback and Good Bad Guy after they fell last round? Or will Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga redeem themselves here at Suzuki-Gun’s expense?
Suzuki-Gun doesn’t even wait for GOD to make it to the ring! They brawl at the entryway! Taka has Tama and POSTS him, Suzuki headlocks Loa to smack him off the apron! Taka stomps Tama down, Suzuki ROCKS Loa. The ref reprimands but the attack continues! Suzuki even mugs Jado and puts him in a sleeper hold! Suzuki throws Jado down, takes his kendo stick, and uses it to choke Loa! The bell rings to put this on the record and the ref reprimands. Taka lets off Tama, Suzuki drags Loa up so Taka can BOOT him! Suzuki puts Loa in the ring, then Suzuki gets in and eggs him on. Suzuki kicks Loa around, stomps him down, then eggs him on more.
Loa throws shoulders, body shots, but Suzuki headbutts Loa down! Tag to Taka, Taka stomps Loa down. Taka drags Loa up, knees him low then whips him to ropes. Loa reverses and CLOBBERS Taka! Loa throws Taka out, Tama goes after Taka and bumps him off the apron! Then throws him into railing! Loa goes after Suzuki the same way! Taka is sent into railing, then Tama chokes him! Loa whips Suzuki into railing! Tama claws Taka on the back! Loa chokes Suzuki with cable! The ref reprimands, a ring count starts, but Tama lets off to put Taka in the ring for Loa. Loa drags Taka up and tags Tama in. Scoop SLAM then slingshot senton! Tama takes off the vest!
Tama stomps Taka, the ref has to keep Suzuki back because he has a chair! Suzuki lets the ref have the chair but the ref won’t let him go after Tama. Tama CLUBS Taka in the chest, but he talks trash to Suzuki. Tama stands Taka up to dropkick him down, then he DECKS Suzuki! The ref has to keep Suzuki out again, Tama tags Loa. Snap suplex to slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! Loa sits Taka up for a chinlock and grinds him to the mat. Taka endures, flails around, but Loa sits Taka up to lean on him. Tama eggs Suzuki on as he has Jado’s kendo stick but Suzuki gets the chair! They duel on the outside! Suzuki is backing Tama down but Tama bumps Suzuki off the apron!
Loa sets Taka down while Tama headlocks and rakes Suzuki’s eyes. Loa stands Taka up to headbutt! Loa brings Taka around to whip and clothesline in the corner! Tama stands Taka up, claws at his face, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Taka crawls but Loa stands him up to dragon sleeper and backbreaker! Then Loa suplexes and holds Taka up for a JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Taka crawls to the open corner. Loa runs in to clothesline! Then he whips Taka corner to corner, but runs into boots. Loa comes back but Taka dodges to SHINING WIZARD! Taka flounders, hot tag to Suzuki!
Suzuki BOOTS Tama down, then throws knees on Loa. Suzuki whips corner to corner then runs in to BOOT! Suzuki snapmares Loa down to run and PENALTY KICK! One foot cover, TWO! Suzuki eggs Loa on, kicks him around, then KICKS him in the chest. Loa snarls but Suzuki KICKS again! And again! Loa roars, Suzuki ROCKS him with a right! Suzuki runs, into a SPEAR! Loa crawls, tag to Tama! Tama drags Suzuki up to fireman’s carry but Suzuki slips off to SLEEPER! Tama elbows free, whips but Suzuki reverses and follows, ducks and SLEEPERS! Taka tags in to BOOT Loa down! Suzuki-Gun double whips and Taka clotheslines! Suzuki BOOTS!
Suzuki brings Tama around to ROCK with a forearm! Taka aims, SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Cover, Loa breaks it! Suzuki drags Loa up but Loa DECKS him! Taka BOOTS Loa! Tama SUPER FOREARMS Taka! Taka runs to BOOT Tama! Taka scoops, but Tama slips out, NECKBREAKR! Fans fire up as Tama gets Taka up, but Suzuki SLEEPER HOLDS! He spins Tama, but Loa CLOBBERS Suzuki! Loa and Tama get Suzuki up, MAGIC KILLER!! Tama wants Taka to get up, and Loa talks trash right to his face! Taka slowly stands, the Guerrillas set him up, but Taka fights out of Magic Killer! Taka forearms and CHOPS Tama, then SLAPS Loa!
Taka runs, into the back suplex NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Tama is furious but he pounds the mat. Taka flounders, Tama aims, GUN- NO! Taka shoves Tama down, LA MAGISTROL! TWO!! Tama escapes, gets Taka up but Taka CALF KICKS! Taka fires up, but runs into GUN STUN!! Cover, Guerrillas win!!
Winners: Guerrillas of Destiny, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Suzuki-Gun earns 0)
Another round, another loss, but Suzuki wants more! The Young Lions hold him back and get him out of there! So Suzuki takes it out on them with the CHAIR SHOTS! Will Suzuki & Taka ever get on the board? As for Tama & Loa, will they keep fighthing until they find their way back to the top?
World Tag League 2021: The United Empire VS The Dangerous Tekkers!
Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare won against Suzuki-Gun, but it didn’t really feel like it with Suzuki himself continuing the fight. Will they have an even worse time against the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions?
The Dominator doesn’t move from the center so the Holy Emperor “sings” right in his face. The Submission Master boasts, but the Ultimate Weapon is raring to go. The teams sort out, Khan starts against Zack Sabre Jr. Fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out as they go around. Khan shoots in but ZSJ blocks to facelock. Khan slips around but ZSJ switches it back. ZSJ keeps the facelock but Khan gets away and the two stand off. They reset while fans cheer, and the two go again. ZSJ headlocks, Khan wrenches an arm, but ZSJ goes for a leg. Khan gets a chinlock to fight the toehold, but ZSJ fights up.
Khan keeps on ZSJ with an armlock but ZSJ turns that around. Khan rolls, ZSJ tries a cover, ONE. Khan keeps moving around to get the gut wrench! ZSJ lands on his feet, wrenches to a top wristlock and he wrangles Khan down! Khan scrambles around, and gets the ropebreak! ZSJ lets off, to STOMP the arm! ZSJ drags Khan up to wrench, then he tags in Taichi. ZSJ tortures the arm while Taichi stomps Khan down. Khan stomps Khan more then snapmares for a KICK to the back! Cover, TWO! Taichi stands on Khan’s hair, then on Khan’s arm. Henare gets in and goes after Taichi but Taichi kicks and CLUBS him down. Taichi goes after Khan but end sup in an IRON CLAW SLEEPER
Henare BOOTS ZSJ down then mugs Taichi with fast hands. Khan hits Mongolian Chops! Khan gets Taichi up for Henare to knee low and hard! Taichi writhes on the mat, the ref reprimands Henare but Khan chokes Taichi! The ref reprimands Khan now and counts, Khan stops at 4. Khan mockingly asks what’s wrong, then he clamps the iron claw into the ribs! Taichi gets the ropebreak but Khan stops at 4. Khan laughs at Taichi’s pain, then he drags Taichi up at the ropes. Khan facelocks and brings Taichi over, Henare tags in.
The United Empire mugs Taichi more. Taichi gives back kicks but Henare eggs him on. Henare then DECKS Taichi with a forearm and rains down more shots in the corner. ZSJ gets in but Khan intercepts to throw him down! Henare digs his boots in, the ref counts, Henare lets off. Khan gets in the ref’s face, and Henare digs his boots back in. The ref still counts, Khan adds on! The ref gets Henare to stop but Khan gets away with the heel in Taichi’s ribs. Henare drags Taichi up, fans rally, Henare suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Henare keeps cool as he drags Taichi back up. Henare gives Kowata Kicks to Taichi, but he’s more toying than anything.
Taichi gets up and KICKS Henare’s leg. Henare ROCK Shim with a right! Henare whips but Taichi reverses to DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Both men are down and fans rally up. Hot tag to ZSJ! ZSJ runs and BOOTS Khan off the corner! ZSJ EuroUppers away on Henare, then eggs him on. Henare ROCKS him with forearms and CHOPS and then another forearm! Henare eggs ZSJ on, ZSJ wrenches and PELES the arm, then sweeps the legs! PENALTY KICK! Cover, ONE! Henare is up but ZSJ give shim more EuroUppers. Henare ROCKS ZSJ again! ZSJ gets a leg to trip Henare and KNEE JAMMER! And another!
ZSJ paces, gets the leg for a modified toehold, using his head as a point of leverage against the ankle, then another KNEE JAMMER! Fans rally while Henare clutches his leg. ZSJ kicks at Henare, Henare gets up and ZSJ KICKS the leg! And again! Henare seethes, jumps the kick but ZSJ ducks a kick to fire off palm strikes, Henare ELBOW JABS! Then SPINNING KICKS into a HEEL HOOK! ZSJ has Henare down, Henare endures and crawls, fans rally up! Henare gets the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go but the damage is done. ZSJ stomps the leg, KICKS it, but Henare gets up. ZSJ KICKS the leg more, but Henare blocks to KICK ZSJ down!
Henare grits his teeth, KICKS ZSJ down again, then waits for ZSJ to get up. He KICKS ZSJ down again, covers, TWO! ZSJ blocks the next kick to an ANKLE LOCK! Henare breaks free but ZSJ boots him to a corner! ZSJ dodges Henare’s return to go up and around and GUILLOTINE! Henare stays on his feet and powers up to suplex free! ZSJ lands to wrench and OCTOPUS, but Henare powers out to a SAMOAN DROP! Fans rally up while both men are down. Henare crawls, hot tag to Khan! Khan DECKS Taichi, blocks ZSJ’s boot and drops to get ZSJ for a HEEL HOOK! ZSJ flails and reaches, but he turns around to get Khan for a HEEL HOOK!
Khan fights up to a cover, TWO! Khan goes for an arm, ZSJ reels him in for an Octopus, but Khan fights that off. ZSJ chinlocks, but Khan gets HITSUJIGOROSHI! ZSJ is fading as Khan thrashes him around! Khan then scoops, but ZSJ slips out and body scissors. Khan blocks the takedown to pop ZSJ into the iron claw! ELIMI- NO! ZSJ has the TRIANGLE! Khan stays standing, even as ZSJ pulls his arm! Khan lifts ZSJ, pops him around to a waistlock, but ZSJ elbows free to SAYANAGI! Both men are down after the throw, ZSJ tags in Taichi! Taichi KICKS Khan in the chest, and again, and again! Khan flops over but Taichi makes him kiss his boot! That’s usually Khan’s thing!
Taichi drags Khan up to give him Kowata Kicks! Khan fires up and iron claws the ribs! Taichi breaks free to CHOKE Khan! The ref counts, Taichi lets off at 4 to then whip Khan to a corner. Khan reverses, runs in but misses! GAMANGIRI! Henare gets in to whip Taichi, but Taichi comes back to AX BOMBER! Fans fire up because OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi waits for Khan to get up, but Khan ducks the buzzsaw! Kahn swings but Taichi gets around, DANGER- NO! Khan slips out and gets a bearhug! Taichi throws elbows but Khan squeezes tighter! Taichi BELL CLAPS free! Khan staggers, Taichi comes back, but into HITSUJIGOROSHI!
But then Khan scoops Taichi for a BACKBREAKER, and Henare STOMPS Taichi down! Cover, ZSJ breaks it! Henare throws ZSJ into a corner and chokes him! Khan calls for it as Henare keeps ZSJ down in a corner. Khan clamps the claw onto Taichi, drags him up, ELIMIN- NO! Taichi slips out to SEITEIJYUJIRYOU! And ZSJ drags Henare down to an STF! Then DOUBLE ARMBAR! Khan refuses to quit, but Taichi cranks harder on the plum! Khan pushes forward and falls to the ropebreak! The Tekkers let the Empire out of the submission holds and fans rally up. Taichi snarls while Khan crawls away.
Taichi gets up, Khan follows. Taichi runs to BOOT! Khan Mongolian Chops! Taichi sobats, Khan BOOTS, Taichi GAMANGIRIS! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Taichi roars as he rises and he drags Khan back up. DANGEROUS SAIDO! Fans fire up while Taichi crawls to the cover, Henare breaks it! ZSJ stomps Henare out of the ring! ZSJ leaves it to Taichi and he gets back up. Taichi aims from a corner as Khan rises. TENSHOU- NO! Khan dodges, but Taichi boots the claw away! Khan blocks the superkick to iron claw! ELIMIN- NO! Taichi CHOKES Khan, ZSJ joins in, CHOKE SLAM BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!?!
Fans are thunderous and the Tekkers regroup. They drag Khan up, Alabama, but Henare POUNCES ZSJ! HEEL KICK for Taichi! Then SPIN HIGH KICK! Henare fires off on ZSJ, snapmare but ZSJ snapmares back to NECK TWIST! ZSJ runs in to EuroUpper Khan! And give more EuroUppers Khan gets around, Iron Claw to the ELIMINATOR!! Khan roars, kicks ZSJ out, and aims at Taich. Taichi trips him up, TAICHI STYLE GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Khan narrowly escapes, but Taichi ROUNDHOUSES! But Henare fireman’s carries! Taichi slips off, Henare blocks the boot to body shot! IRON CLAW PUNCH! Fireman’s carry, FLAPJACK CUTTER! Cover, the Empire wins!!
Winners: The United Empire, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Dangerous Tekkers earn 0)
The champions have lost! Khan & Henare just got their biggest win as a team! Will the United Empire be primed to take these titles, even if they don’t win World Tag League?!
World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA & Tetsuya Naito!
Who would’ve guessed that The Joker & The Ace would make such a strong combination? But Los Ingobernables de Japon promised to take the tournament, completely untouched! Will they keep their word through the fourth round? Or will Yano & Tanahashi use love and energy, and a little bit of mischief, to keep the streak alive?
Naito seems to have his own sash to mock Yano’s. Yano gets impatient that Naito has to take that off on top of his fancy suit. Tanahashi shows off the muscles again and Yano then goes through the selection process. This time, it’ll be Yano who starts! Naito parodies Yano, even pointing to Tanahashi. In the end, LIJ fist bumps and they both step out. What? That’s not how this works! Yano gets impatient and wants someone to step up to him. So both LIJ members step in. They all do the school thug crouch! Finally, Sanada starts for his team and fans cheer. Yano crouches, Sanada just stares at him. Sanada then steps up to crouch with him!
Yano gets up, Sanada trips him up! Yano scrambles to avoid Paradise, so Sanada stomps him down. Sanada drags Yano up, whips him corner to corner but Yano reverses. Yano gloats but Sanada gets him before he can get the buckle! ROLLING CRADLE! They go around and around and around, and around, and around and around, and then Sanada covers. TWO, and Yano staggers around dizzily! Sanada trips him up but Yano kicks him away! Yano crawls away to tag Tanahashi in! Naito tags in, and fans cheer as the two circle. “Let’s Go, Ace!” starts up and Tanahashi tie sup with Naito. Naito gets around but Tanahashi switches.
Naito switches, Tanahahsi switches, Naito drags him down but Tanahashi switches back. Tanahashi headscissors, keeps Naito down, but Naito moves around to pop out and have the toehold. Tanahashi fights back, rear mount, and headlock! Fans cheer the exchange but Naito powers up. But Tanahashi holds tight as Naito tries to power out! Naito rolls to a cover, ONE, Tanahashi keeps the headlock. Naito throws body shots, powers out again, Tanahashi runs Naito over! Things spee dup, Tanahashi drops an elbow on Naito’s drop down! Sanada get sin but gets a kick! Yano & Tanahsahi double whip to double shoulder Sanada down!
Yano kicks Sanada out, Tanahshi scoop SLAMS Naito, to drop the elbow! Tanahashi goes up the corner but Sanada stops him! Sanada brings Tanahashi down and they fire forearms back and forth! Tanahashi gets th eedge, whips but Sanada reverses to double clothesline with Naito! They split the wishbone, then double basement dropkick! Sanada intercepts Yano at the apron, and uses the ropes as part of the Paradise Lock! Fans fire up while Naito RAMS Tanahashi into commentary! Red Shoes doesn’t want to touch the Paradise Lock so Yano’s stuck. Naito kicks and punches Tanahashi, to then whip him into railing!
Naito goes back to the ring, he wants the ring count on Tanahashi. Red Shoes starts the count, Naito looks down on Yano and acts like he can’t hea rhim. Tanahashi gets in at 13 of 20, Naito gets him up and tags in Sanada. LIJ mugs Tanahashi, Yano still wants to be set free. Sanada wrenches and CLUBS Tanahashi’s arm, then CLUBS him on the back. Sanada throws haymakers, and he DECKS Tanahashi. Sanada gets the legs and ties Tanahashi up in Paradise! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. They do get louder, and Sanada runs over to dropkick Tanahsahi out of Paradise, and into Yano! Yano gets knocked free, Sanada covers Tanahashi, TWO!
Sanada brings Tanahashi over, Naito tags in and mugs Tanahashi. Naito throws forearms, whips corner to corner then runs in to jump kick! Leg sweep, COMBINACION CABRON! Naito mocks the crouch, then stomps Tanahashi. Tag to Sanada, he drags Tanahashi up to CLUB him on the back. Tanahashi fires up to forearm. Sanada forearms back, and they go back and forth. Tanahashi fires off fast hands but Sanada dropkicks his legs out! Tag to Naito, he drags Tanahashi up. Fans rally as Naito cravats and wrenches the neck. Tanahashi throws body shots and is free to fire forearms! Naito fakes the punch to rake the eyes!
Naito reels Tanahashi in for back elbow after back elbow! Tanahashi goes to a corner, but he elbows back. CROSSBODY! Fans rally up as both men are down! Hot tag to Yano! Yano unties the buckle pad! Naito runs in, avoids the buckles, but Yano throws the pad to him. Red Shoes wants the pad, Naito points it at Yano. Red Shoes grabs the pad, Yano SLAPS Naito on the head! And then he unties another buckle pad! Sanada stomps Yano down, then Naito joins in. Tanahashi gets in but Sanada kicks him. Naito and Sanada take a buckle pad each, batter up! But Yano and Tanahashi both block, BUCKLE PAD DRAGON SCREW!
Tanahashi and Yano fire up, but Yano doesn’t want to dive. Tanahashi shouts for him to do it! Yano has no choice, but then Naito and Sanada trip them up and drag them out! Naito puts Yano into the ring, whips, but Yano holds ropes. Naito runs in, Yano dodges but gloats too long, Naito slaps Yano on the head! Naito runs but into an atomic drop! Yano has the legs but Naito pushes him away. Yano comes back, into an atomic drop! Naito has the legs, Yano drags him down to a cradle, TWO! Naito kicks, Yano blocks and pulls hair. Naito pulls hair, Yano breaks free but Naito full nelsons! Yano breaks free to full nelson but Naito breaks free to arm-drag and elbow, then basement dropkick!
Tag to Sanada, he fires forearms on Yano. Sanada whips, Yano reverses and pulls hair to throw Sanada down! Fans rally up, hot tag to Tanahashi! Sanada gets up, to get FLYING FOREARMS! Tanahashi fires up, drags Sanada up and scoop SLAM him into a drop zone! Tanahashi goes up the corner, SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi keeps focus as Sanada rises. Fans rally, Tanahashi runs, SLING- NO! Sanada sends Tanahashi into Naito’s atomic drop! Dropkick for dropkick, then fireman’s carry for the TKO! Cover, Yano breaks it! Naito throws Yano out and Sanada brings Tanahashi up in the dragon sleeper! Tanahashi endures, spins it around to a cradle, TWO!
Sanada forearms, Tanahashi dodges the rolling elbow to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Sanada stands, into the SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Tanahashi climbs! HIGH FLY FLOW FLOPS! Fans rally up and Sanada goes up! ROUNDING BODY- NO, he has to land on his feet! Yano grabs hair, Sanada breaks free, but atomic drop and CATAPLUT to SHOTEI! Tanahashi SHOTEIS Naito, Yano gets Naito and Tanahashi hits a DRAGON SCREW! Naito falls out of the ring Tanahashi runs at Sanada but into an O’Conner ROll! BRIDGE! LIJ WINS!!
Winners: Sanada & Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yano & Tanahashi earn 0)
The Ace got folded up, and now he and The Joker suffer their first loss as a team! Will they be able to redeem themselves in the next round? As for LIJ, they regroup, Naito telling Milano Collection AT they’ll hang out tomorrow. Sanada gets the mic to say he’ll “make a declaration in front of everyone. Sanada and Naito Te-chan will win the World Tag League in a snap. Sorry for the gimmick infringement.” Sanada also apologizes, but because of the lighting situation in the arena, he can’t give the fans a gift this time. But of everywhere in Kanagawa, Sanada loves Kawasaki the best. “OI, KAWASAKI! See You Next Time!” Will the Cold Skull and “Te-chan” stay hot this Fall and win it all?
Here are the NEW World Tag League Standings!
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 4-0, 8 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-1, 6 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 3-1, 6 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 3-1, 6 points
The United Empire: 3-1, 6 points
Dangerous Tekkers: 3-1, 6 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 3-1, 6 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 1-3, 2 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 1-3, 2 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 0-4, 0 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-4, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-4, 0 points
My Thoughts:
A great round for World Tag League! Though, the surprises weren’t really until the second half of the night. For actual match action, I probably would’ve put Empire VS Tekkers as the main event, especially with the champions losing here. Since WrestleKingdom 16 is three nights, the first two nights could definitely give us Tekkers VS Empire in a rematch from this, winner takes on the WTL winner. The main event they went with makes sense, though, because they were both undefeated teams fighting to be THE 4-0 team at the top of the block. LIJ make the logical choices here, Sanada is pretty much the tag team specialist of LIJ, he and Naito are gonna make a run for those trophies.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Could this be the biggEST and strongEST SmackDown of the year?
SmackDown in Knoxville sees the returns of Bianca Belair, Cody Rhodes and John Cena, along with some final Money in the Bank qualifiers!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax; Naomi wins and advances to Money in the Bank.
- R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa; Mateo wins.
- Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar; Los Garza win.
- Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration; Zelina wins.
- Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu; Andrade wins and advances to Money in the Bank.
PLAY BY PLAY
Bianca Belair is here!
Knoxville fires up for their strongEST, fastEST, quickEST, toughEST, roughEST, and greatEST hometown hero as she struts out to the ring. Bianca high-fives and hugs fans along the ramp, as well as mom and dad at ringside. Bianca then grabs a mic to say, “Man, it feels good to be in Knoxville!” The fans cheer and chant for “EST! EST!” Bianca says she loves them so much. And she couldn’t come out here without singing Rocky Top! Y’all ready? The fans cheer, and the music plays! Bianca conducts the fans as they sing for the University of Tennessee. In fact, the Lady Vols softball team is playing in the Super Regionals right now!
Bianca smiles and says this city is so special to her. Not just because it is her hometown, but because it is her safe space. She has her love and support from mom ‘n’ dad, and has all the fans who show up and show out for her. With everything Bianca’s been going through, losing at Mania, getting injured, losing tag titles and friends along the way, she just wanted to come back home to her safe space. The fans cheer, and Bianca says she came home to heal. While she’s not 100%, she is doing everything she can to get back to the ring and continue to show us why she is the EST of Tennessee and of WWE! The fans cheer that!
Bianca says with all that said, Knoxville, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! But wait, she’s interrupted by Naomi! The fans boo but Naomi says, “Oh my gosh~! Finally! B, I am so glad you finally here on SmackDown!” Bianca says now is not the time, Naomi. Naomi asks Bianca to please hear her out. It has been way too long. Not a day has gone by when Naomi doesn’t think about what happened to them. What is there to talk about? What could Naomi say? What could she want from Bianca? The fans chant “YOU SUCK!” at Naomi, and Naomi says she just wants forgiveness. She is begging for it!
Naomi knows things go toff the rails, but she is here because she wants to fix it, she is trying to fix it, but she alone can’t fix it. Months have gone by, and Naomi has tried to communicate, to say the past can be the past and that they can move forward. Bianca has not responded back to Naomi once. Naomi even visited Bianca’s parent’s house! But no one would answer! WHAT?! Mom ‘n’ Dad don’t know about that, but Naomi says no one was home, so she let herself in! Naomi looked through the photo albums, the one right on the front coffee table. And in those photos, Bianca looked so happy. It reminded Naomi of how they were as tag team champions.
Bianca stops Naomi there. Naomi, Bianca will make this perfectly clear. They were best friends, but Naomi betrayed Bianca’s trust. Naomi took their friend, Jade, and threw her onto a car, then lied about it for months! Bianca said she was done with Naomi, she meant that, and if Naomi ever comes near her family again, what Naomi did to Jade will be nothing compared to what Bianca does to Naomi. The fans fire up for that! Naomi gets emotional, but then she gets mad. “Y’know, Bianca, it wouldn’t be good for you and your mama to be in a wheelchair.” The fans boo as Naomi laughs maniacally. Naomi says she’d hate if something happened to Bianca here and now!
Naomi storms up on Bianca, but then JADE makes her way out here! Naomi is even angrier now, but this Storm starts throwing hands! The fans fire up as Jade BOOTS Naomi down! Bianca and Jade look to each other, neither really saying or doing anything. Naomi runs up but Jade TOSSES her out! Jade and Bianca look to each other again, but then here comes NIA! The Irresistible Force won’t be left out of this, especially when this is the Women’s Triple Threat Qualifier for the night! This match now opens the night, who earns SmackDown’s final golden ticket to the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match?
Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax!
SmackDown returns, this match is already going, and Naomi POSTS Nia! Naomi stalks Jade, rains down forearms, and the fans boo. Naomi stomps to BITE Jade’s hand! Jade still fights back, so Naomi has the arms to STOMP Jade down! Naomi flexes, the fans boo, and Naomi puts Jade in a corer. Naomi runs to DROPKICK Jade in the corner! Naomi SLAPS Jade, drags her into the drop zone, then goes up, up, and twerks! HIP DROP! Naomi covers, ROPEBREAK! Naomi is annoyed but she sits Jade up to stomp a mudhole in. But Nia runs up! Naomi dodges, the HIP ATTACK hits Jade! Naomi goes to the apron to ROUNDHOUES Nia!
Naomi reels Nia in for a HEATSEEKER! Nia flops to the floor, the fans rally for Jade, but Naomi kicks her around. Naomi goes up the corner, leaps, but Jade catches her! Jade FALL AWAY SLAMS Naomi, then kips up! Knoxville fires up with Jade and she runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! And SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, Nia breaks it! The fans boo but Nai huffs ‘n’ puffs and drags Naomi up. Nia whips Naomi, pops her up and HEADBUTTS her down! Then she SAMOAN DROPS Naomi! Nia soaks up heat, then lines the two up. Naomi grabs at Nia’s leg but Nia CLUBS her down! Nia stomps Jade for good measure, then drops a leg, brother!
Nia TOSSES Jade out, then goes up the corner. Nia SUPER LEG DROPS on Naomi!! Cover, TWO!!! Naomi survives and Nia is shocked! The fans rally while Nia stalks Naomi. Naomi clings to ropes as Nia pulls at her arm. Nia CLUBS Naomi, whips her to ropes, then SAMOAN DROP- NO, Naomi makes it a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Ghost pin, TWO!! Nia survives the sudden turnaround, Naomi sees Jade crawling in, and Naomi goes after her as SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Naomi KICKS Nia while she’s down, then kicks her more. Naomi puts Nia in a corner, CHOKES her on the ropes, then clamps on with a SLEEPER! Nia THROWS Naomi away, then TOSSES her out. Nia soaks up heat, but Jade runs in and rolls Nia up! TWO! Nia stands, and she HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia looms over Jade, drags her up, but Jade fires forearms! Jade backs Nia down, then runs, and she CLOBBERS Nia outta the ring! Jade fires up and has the fans with her. Jade drags Naomi up from the apron but Naomi fires hands. Nia is back to HIP ATTACK Jade against the POST! Nia soaks up more heat, then taunts Naomi.
Naomi stands on the apron, argues with Nia, but they apparently agree to mug Jade for both their benefit. They put Jade in the corner, Naomi digs her boot in, and then Nia sends Naomi in for a SPALSH! Nia adds a SPLASH of her own! Naomi snapmares Jade, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Jade sputters and Nia taunts her. Nia and Naomi soak up the heat together, but Jade fights back! Nia HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia drags Jade up, and Naomi KICKS Jade low! They soak up more heat, talk trash on Jade, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Nia scoops and SIDEWALK SLAMS! Naomi runs to SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, but Nia drags Naomi away!
Nia and Naomi argue again, and then Naomi rolls Nia up! ONE, and Nia grabs Naomi to shove her to a corner! Nia SPLASHES, then pushes Naomi down. Nia runs to SENTON! Nia grins while Naomi sputters and the fans rally up. Jade rises to fire forearms on Nia! Then she ELBOWS Naomi in a corner! She ELBOWS Nia, but then Nia follows Jade! Jade dodges so Nia SPLASHES Naomi! Jade then SUPERKICKS! Nia wobbles, Jade SUPERKICKS again! And SPINEBUSTERS! But Naomi METEORAS! Cover, TWO! Jade survives and the fans rally up. Naomi goes up, SPLIT- LEG MOONSAULT on Nia! But Jade has Naomi in the chicken wings!
Jade brings Naomi around, JADED!! Cover, Nia CLOBBERS them both! The fans rally while all three women are down! Nia climbs a corner, Jade is after her with forearms! Naomi joins in, drags Jade back, but now they trade shots! Nia DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Cover on Jade, TWO! Cover on Naomi, TWO! Nia grows frustrated but the fans rally up again. Nia drag Naomi up, fireman’s carries, and she climbs the corner! The fans already anticipate what’s coming, SUPER SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, JADE FROG SPLASHES IN!! Cover, TWO!!! The fans fire up while all three women are down again! “This is Awesome!”
Jade rises, she clamps onto Nia, but Nia HEADBUTTs her! And HEADBUTTS Naomi! Jade BOOTS Nia down! Cover, TWO! Jade runs up on Naomi but Naomi BOOTS her! Naoim goes up top but Jade is right on her! They fight for control, but then Nia joins in! TOWER OF DOOM!! Nia double stacks her opponents, for a A-NIA-LATOR!! Naomi avoids it, Jade takes it all! Naomi ghost pins Nia, AND WINS!!
Winner: Naomi, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)
Nia did a lot of the damage, but it is Naomi who wins out! Will everyone in the Women’s MITB Ladder Match now have to #ProceedWithCaution?
Solo Sikoa’s crew arrives.
Solo says they will win Money in the Bank together! Jacob Fatu, Solo Sikoa, whichever one wins MITB wins it fof the family! But then they hear R-Truth talking to… Lil’ Jimmy? Solo says Truth’s childhood hero beats him, and now he’s talking to ghosts. Truth taps Solo on the shoulder and asks if there’s something Solo wants to say. Solo says Truth is crazy touching him. JC Mateo steps up but Solo has him stand down. Truth says he wants to be honest. He’s never seen JC a day before in his life. Is this Solo’s son? He’s husky! Truth asks if he can teach Solo’s husky son a lesson in the ring. Solo says that sounds good to him.
Truth says he’ll go talk to Nick Aldis. “Boy, y’all big boneded!” Truth heads off, and Solo says don’t worry, they’ll take care of him. Let’s have fun. Fatu says keep it 100. They can have their fun, he’s got his own business to take care of. Yadada mean? The Imperial Unit against Truth, Samoan Werewolf in a qualifier, will everything go the family’s way?
Chelsea Green confronts Nick Aldis.
The Hot Mess hides behind a cardboard cutout of herself as she tells the SmackDown General Manager, “What happened on Saturday night was a deliberate-” Piper Niven has to direct Chelsea to point at Aldis, and Aldis says he can’t quite understand her from behind the cardboard mask. Piper holds the mask between Chelsea and camera, though we do get a glimpse of her fancy headgear. Chelsea repeats herself, but Aldis says she needs to be looking at him when they talk. Chelsea hides her face in shame, but she says it is still a deliberate hitjob put on by vicious Zelina Vega! Even her Secret Her-vice could not stop it!
Chelsea demands that Zelina be suspended, stripped of her title, and that Chelsea be reinstated as the champion! Chelsea, no need to be so ugly about this. Gasp! Aldis says what he means is, no suspensions, and we can talk a rematch down the road once Chelsea is medically cleared. Then he is doing nothing for what Zelina did to Chelsea?! Alba says if he won’t, then they will! Yeah, Zelina VS Alba! Tonight! Alba is a bit surprised, but Aldis says, “Chelsea knows best. Alba VS Zelina, I actually like the sound of that. I will make that official right now, if you do one thing for me. Please leave me alone.”
The Green Administration hurries away, but will Alba make sure Chelsea brand justice is served? Or will La Muneca just keep racking up the wins?
Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.
Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Champion, and says that MITB is around the corner. Tiff successfully cashed in her own contract to become champion, but how is she handling the pressure of knowing the same thing could happen to her? Tiff says she can’t wait to see who wins MITB. Then she can handle the pressure by being prepared. Having this title makes her the top threat to the division, but let’s be fair. She’s always been the girl everyone has been obsessed with. So whoever wins, targeting her will be a big mistake. But then in steps Naomi.
Naomi says if Tiff thought Nia was a problem, then she ain’t seen nothing yet. Naomi vows to win MITB and cash in for Tiff’s title, wherever and whenever she wants. And in case Lil’ Miss Tiffy forgot, when Naomi was fighting for a championship, Tiff stayed in Naomi’s way. Wanna know what happens when people play with Naomi? Just ask Jade. Naomi heads out, and Alexa Bliss steps in. Alexa says she wouldn’t be so worried about Naomi. Be worried about Alexa. Alexa heads out now, Tiff clutches to the title a little bit tighter, who will be trying to run the clock out on Tiffy Time?
R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa!
To Solo’s point, #RonCena could not make John Cena see the light at Saturday Night’s Main Event, and Truth might be relapsing if he’s talking to Lil’ Jimmy again. But will Truth relapse so far that we get the R-Truth that was once United States Champion? Or will a Tour of the Islands send Truth off the deep end?
SmackDown returns and JC makes his entrance, Solo backing him up. The bell rings and Truth runs up, only for JC to RAM him into a corner! JC RAMS Truth again and again, then lets off. JC whips corner to corner hard and Truth falls in a heap! JC whips corner to corner again just as hard, and Truth falls in a heap again. Solo talks trash but the fans rally behind Truth. JC runs up but Truth dodges! Truth SHOULDER TACKLES! JC stays up, so Truth runs and SHOULDER TACKLES! “What’s Up?” Truth runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and SHOULDER TACKLES! Then he hits the SPIN OUT- CROSSBODY! JC then gets up to GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT!
JC smirks as he looms over Truth, and Solo says to finish this off now. JC runs to SENTON but Truth moves! Truth calls for it! “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Truth fireman’s carries JC, but JC is too much! Truth falls over again! Solo laughs, JC whips, TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!! Cover, JC wins!
Winner: JC Mateo, by pinfall
Truth tried to be like John Cena of old, but it just wasn’t meant to be. JC beats up on Truth more, then stands him up for Solo! But here comes BIG Jim! Jimmy has a chair, he runs JC off, but Solo stands his ground. Solo says his brother wouldn’t hit him with that chair, would he? Jimmy steps to Solo so Solo steps out, but that lets JC CLOBBER Jimmy! But then Solo has JC stand down! They’re family! Solo and JC leave, leaving Jimmy wondering what this is about. Will Jimmy make it clear to Solo that Jimmy’s not the one who has to come to his senses?
The Street Profits are here!
The WWE Tag Team Champions walk through the smoke to be on stage and the fans cheer. Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford hold up the titles, walk to the ring, then step inside. The fans cheer as they hold up the belts again, then the Profits grab the mics. Ford says, “Knoxville, Tennessee, oh I love everything about you, and what I have, too. But lemme rap to y’all real fast. This tag team division that we’re a part of, the greatest tag team division on any brand, any promotion… It’s on fire right now.” Dawkins says, “Talk to ’em.” Ford says, “But just like how the gorilla fears us, make no mistake about it, let’s not forget who’s leading the charge right now: The Street Profits.”
The fans cheer, and Dawkins says hey, they got all the teams coming at ’em! DIY, Motor City Machine Guns, Fraxiom, and now… The Wyatts?! The fans cheer that, and Ford says that’s sick. But what big bro is saying, it don’t matter who it is, the Profits will defend against anybody. Well hold on, here comes Fraxiom! Nathan Frazer & Axiom go to the ring to stand with the Profits, and they have mics. Frazer says alright, since the Profits are talking about defending the titles, well, Frazer & Axiom didn’t exactly get a fair shake. Ford says, “Fraxiom, is it?” He congratulates them for being on a roll, but up until the Wyatt Sick6 got in the Profits’ business…
Yeah, the Profits had them beat. Wow, oh, okay. Sure, maybe… But maybe not. Thanks to the Wyatts, we’ll never know. And now that those shenanigans are behind us, it is fair to say that Fraxiom and the Profits need to run it back! The fans like the sound of that! But wait, here come the Machine Guns! Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin have mics, and Shelley says okay, hold on, sorry to interrupt. Fraxiom’s entire basis for a rematch is that the Profits never beat them. Well, last time Shelley checked, the Profits never beat MCMG! So if they’re handing out title matches, MCMG will take one. But naturally, here comes DIY!
Tommaso Ciampa, Johnny Gargano, and Candice LeRae have their own mics, and the Poison Pixie says no no no no. She is pretty sure “you losers” have had a million chances, and “the nerds” just got here. Whoa, hold on? Just got here? Sounds like Candice just got back, so she should do us a favor and shut up. Gargano says you shut up, idiot! The reason DIY brought in Gargano’s beautiful wife is to even the odds against all of what this is! Everyone can see there is a conspiracy in the tag team division to hold down the BTTITW! And now with the Wyatts showing up- Ciampa has Gargano ixnay on the amily-fay.
Do not talk about you know who, scratch that, let’s get to business. All these teams have all KILLED the tag division that DIY built! Matter of fact, let us hold a moment of silence for the death of the SmackDown Tag Division. Everyone, stand up, bow your heads, and give a moment of silence… now. OH NO! The lights go out! All the teams panic, because when the lights turn on, UNCLE HOWDY is on the corner! Howdy laughs, because the rest of the Wyatts flank the ring! Erick Rowan drags MCMG out to DOUBLE LARIAT! Dexter Lumis is up top to CANNONBALL onto the Profits and Gargano! Joe Gacy is in, and he handsprings to bring Fraxiom to the UPSIDE-DOWN!!
Lumis then runs, POWERBOMB SENTON COMBO on Axiom! Ciampa freaks out, turns around, and Nikki Cross is there! CROSSBODY onto Candice! The fans fire up, and Howdy has Frazer for SISTER ABIGAIL! “We’re here!!” It is just as the Profits said, and now it is clear. Will some killer combination of the Wyatts go right after the gold?
Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar!
Worlds Collide is just over a week away, and all four of these men will be involved. The Immortal Firebird and the Young OG are going after the NXT North American Championship in a Fatal 4 Way while Legado Del Fantasma will be taking on AAA’s Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. Who will be heading for Los Angeles with all the momentum behind them?
Speaking of that North American Championship, the champion is here! Ethan Page joins commentary and says what a year for him, to be honest. Wade says that title has never looked better than on Ethan’s shoulder. Fenix makes his entrance now, followed by Je’Von’s. The teams sort out and Fenix starts against Angel. Angel and Fenix circle, the fans rally up, and the two tie up. Angel fires a forearm, Fenix fires back, repeat! Fenix gets the edge but Angel shoves then drops down. Fenix cartwheels over the dropdown, then comes back, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and RANAS! Angel tumbles, the fans fire up, and Fenix somersaults, but into a fireman’s carry!
Fenix slips free, ripcords to ROUNDHOUSE, but Angel HEADBUTTS! Both men stagger back, tags to Berto and Je’Von! Je’Von dodges and springboards to BOUNCY~ roll-up! TWO, and Berto mule kicks! Berto CLUBS Je’Von, whips, but Je’Von reverses and slips around. Berto bucks the O’Conner, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Berto drags Je’Von up, but Je’Von kicks! Berto blocks, but the ENZIGIRI hits! Je’Von runs up, and BOUNCY~ RANAS! The fans fire up and Je’Von DROPKICKS! Berto bails out, Angel runs in, but Je’Von goes Matrix to dodge! Je’Von kips up, and STUNNERS! Angel flops back and the fans fire up!
Los Garza regroups, Je’Von tags Fenix, and they build speed, but have to dodge Angel first. Fenix SOBATS, Je’Von KICKS, and both men ENZIGIRI! Berto is up top, he leaps, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Fenix runs to basement CALF KICK! Cover, TWO! Berto stays in this for Los Garza while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Fenix drags Berto up to RAM him into the corner. Tag to Je’Von and they mug Berto. Berto fires hands back on Je’Von, but Je’Von headlocks. Berto powers up and out and Angel tags in. Berto drop toeholds Je’Von into Angel’s KNEE at the ropes! Angel TEARS OFF HIS PANTS! Angel drapes those over Je’Von before he KICKS Je’Von in the side! Angel stalks Je’Von to the corner, tags Berto, and they shove Je’Von for a double hip toss, TU LO SABE! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Berto covers, TWO! Berto argues the count but the ref defends it. Berto shoves Je’Von to ELBOW him down! Berto then DUMPS Je’Von down to be under the ropes.
Tag to Angel and Berto sits Je’Von up on the apron. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von down! Santos joins in with Los Garza as they soak up the heat, and Angel drags Je’Von back in. Angel stands Je’Von up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up behind him. Angel CLUBS away on Je’Von, mocks the clapping, and he THROWS Je’Von down. Angel KICKS Je’Von in the arm and Je’Von clutches his hand. Angel drags Je’Von to the ropes, CHOKES him, and the ref reprimands. The ref counts, Angel steps off at 4, and Berto BOOTS Je’Von down. ANgel clamps onto Je’Von with an armlock and chinbar but Je’Von reaches for Fenix.
Angel keeps hold of Je’Von but Je’Von fires hands! SmackDown returns to single picture as Je’Von dodges the lariat, leaps, but Angel catches him! Angel puts Je’Von in a corner and through ropes. Angel pulls an arm and leg against the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von in the ribs! Je’Von slumps to the apron, and Angel sucker punches Fenix! Angel goes back for Je’Von but Je’Von fires body shots! Angel blocks a kick, slips around and Gory Especials! Angel walks over, tags Berto, and Berto slingshots, GARZA ESPECIAL! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up for Je’Von but Berto clamps onto him with a chinlock.
Je’Von endures, even as Berto traps an arm. Je’Von fights up, pries the hold open, and he arm-drags Berto! Je’Von leaps but Berto grabs a leg! Ethan laughs from commentary, but Je’Von kicks free to SUPERKICK! Both men are down, Je’Von and Berto crawl, hot tags to Angel and Fenix! The fans fire up as Fenix rallies on Angel with forearms! Fenix then dodges a shot to springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG, to a DOUBLE STOMP! Fenix fires off KICKS on Berto, then fires up with Knoxville! Fenix uses Berto to jump up and RANA Angel! Fenix then goes corner to corner to JUMP SOBAT! Fenix fires hands, shoves Angel aside, then goes up.
Fenix springboards to QUEBRADA! Cover, Berto breaks it! Berto whips Fenix, Fenix goes Spider-Man, and Je’Von tags in! Fenix says HASTA LA VISTA, BABY! Angel is up, he pops Fenix up to KICK him! But Je’Von springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up, Berto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! All four men are down and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Angel and Je’Von crawl. Angel CHOPS Je’Von, Je’Von CHOPS back, and the fans “WOO~!” Angel CHOPS again, so Je’Von CHOPS again! Angel fires a forearm, Je’Von fires back, and they go around with forearm after forearm! The fans fire up, Angel CHOPS, a
nd Je’Von SUPER PUNCHES!
Je’Von runs, BOUNCY- NO, Angel makes it a SIT OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ethan is surprised and the fans rally up. Angel hoists Je’Von up top, tags Berto in, and they hoist Je’Von up even higher! But Fenix SHORYUKENS Angel down! Je’Von fires hands on Berto and SHOVES him down! Fenix climbs up to join Je’Von now, and ADIOS AMIGO DOUBLE STOMPS for Angel! Je’Von adjusts, to SUPER DUPER SWANTON onto Los Garza! Ethan says don’t get closer, keep this in the ring! He taunts both his challengers, Fenix and Je’Von stand down to put Los Garza in the ring. The fans rally up, but then Ethan CLOBBERS Fenix & Je’Von!
Ethan TOSSES Fenix over the desk! But Je’Von SUPERKICKS Ethan down! The fans fire up, Je’Von hurries in, and he dodges Angel! But Berto rolls Je’Von up, TWO!! Je’Von dodges Berto, rebound and RED DOT!! Berto is down, Angel gets up, but Je’Von DECKS him! Je’Von goes up, up, but Santos distracts the ref! Ethan SHOVES Je’Von down! The fans boo but Berto tags Angel! Los Garza hoists Je’Von up for M T Y!! Cover, Los Garza win!
Winners: Los Garza, by pinfall
All Ego grins as he screws over two of his three challengers, and now Legado is rolling towards Worlds Collide. But will these rudos get everything they deserve in LA?
The Wyatts speak.
“We won’t stop. Not until we get what’s owed.” A simple yet ominous threat, are the tag titles only the beginning?
Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration!
La Muneca held onto the WWE Women’s US Championship by smacking The Hot Mess in the face with a foot, and obviously Chelsea is not happy with it. But will Alba get payback on behalf of her fearless leader? Or will things only get uglier for the Green Regime?
The bell rings and Piper distracts Zelina so Alba can CLOBBER her! Alba fires off hands, then bumps Zelina off buckles. Alba bumps Zelina off more buckles, then more buckles! And then the fourth corner! Chelsea says Zelina should’ve never messed with her! Alba fireman’s carries but Zelina fights free. Zelina KICKS Alba, KICKS again, then KICKS, but Alba CLUBS Zelina. Alba whips, scoops, and- NO, Zelina swings through to RANA! Cover, ONE! Zelina headlocks but Alba fights up and lifts Zelina. Zelina holds on but Alba powers up and out to RUN Zelina over! The fans boo but Chelsea cheers as Alba stalks Zelina.
Alba ROCKS Zelina, whips her to ropes, but Zelina wheelbarrows and arm-drags! Zelina then runs up on Alba in the corner and rains down fists! Alba shoves Zelina away at three, but Zelina comes right back to rain down more shots! Alba stops Zelina at four now, but Zelina wants another go! Alba stops Zelina at four again, and RAMS her into the corner! The fans boo but Alba grins. Zelina BOOTS Alba, goes up, and FLYING RANAS! Alba tumbles out, Piper helps her up, and Zelina goes to the apron. Alba trips Zelina up, spins and ROCKS Zelina, then gets her up. Gory Especial, but Zelina flips through to arm-drag Alba onto ropes!
The fans fire up as Zelina dials up, but Chelsea is on the apron! The ref argues with Chelsea while Zelina redials, but Piper trips her up! The fans boo but Alba SUPERKICKS Zelina! Alba salutes to Chelsea, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Alba stands on Zelina’s hair while pulling Zelina’s arms! The ref reprimands, Alba steps off, and she drags Zelina up to suplex for the GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea argues with the ref. The ref says the count is fair, so Alba clamps onto Zelina with a COBRA CLUTCH! Zelina endures, the fans rally, and Zelina fights up. Zelina fires body shots, Alba ripcords and wrenches to SUPERKICK! Zelina rebounds to SHINING WIZARD! Both women fall and the fans fire up! Piper coaches Zelina, the fans rally up, and both women rise up. Alba is on Zelina and brings her to a corner, but Zelina buckle bumps Alba first!
The fans rally as Alba stalks Zelina, but Zelina bumps her off buckles again! Alba tries again, but Zelina ELBOWS Alba away. Then BOOTS her away! Zelina fires forearms on Alba, backs her down, then whips. Alba reverses but Zelina dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Zelina LARIATS again! Zelina blocks a kick, ELBOWS Alba, but Alba blocks the saido. But Zelina keeps Alba from running, SNAP SAIDO! The fans rally for Zelina as she runs corner to corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Alba out and goes up top! The fans cheer for some Latina Heat, and METEORA! Cover, TWO! Alba survives and Chelsea is relieved.
Zelina grows frustrated, but she goes back for Alba. Zelina reels Alba in, suplexes, but Alba blocks! Alba knees low, suplexes, but Zelina hits STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Alba is down, Zelina goes up, MOONSAULT FLOPS! Alba goes up now, and she SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!?! Zelina survives and shocks Alba! Chelsea is upset again but Alba hurries to bring Zelina up. Alba KICKS Zelina out, and now Chelsea takes off her face mask?! She tells Piper to stand Zelina up! Piper does as told, and Chelsea takes a swing, but Zelina ducks! The face mask SMACKS Piper!! Chelsea is shocked, then furious, and then she chases after Zelina!
Zelina slips into the ring, Chelsea gets on the apron, but Zelina sends Alba at her! They almost collide, and then Zelina rolls Alba up! Zelina hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!
Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall
Chelsea tried so hard to screw Zelina over that she just screwed up her own team! Zelina survives again, will no one take down the Vega Administration?
The Miz pep talks Carmelo Hayes.
Melo looks good, and he just has to follow the plan. If Melo follows that plan, with no mistakes, they will win. Melo says he knows what he’s doing. Miz asks if he really does. Because Miz has taken Black Mass after Black Mass, sacrificing himself for Melo. Does Melo understand? Miz gave up this chance at MITB for Melo! Miz has already done it twice! If Melo wins this match tonight, Miz will guide Melo to make sure “we are Mr. MITB.” Wait, we? Miz says, “Who do you think got you in this position?” Melo says Melo did. Melo appreciates everything Miz has done for him, from sacrificing to taking hits for him, and helping him win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal.
But nobody told Miz to do that. Melo will run the play exactly as Miz designed it, but what brought Melo to the dance is Melo’s talent. Melo goes out there and does it better than anybody else. Melo puts up 40 points on a bad day, because he is H1M. And Miz just needs to let Melo be H1M. They good? Miz nods, and Melo says okay, let’s do the thing. They are Melo Don’t Miz and they are Awes-H1M. Miz still nods, but he doesn’t seem genuinely happy. Will Miz let Melo be Melo? Even if that means letting H1M fail?
Giulia speaks.
“Throughout my entire career, even back when I started in Japan, I had one goal… It’s not to be ‘the best.’ Everyone says that. It’s hollow and empty. My goal is to be indisputable. You can love me or hate me, admiration or disgust, it means nothing. But I’m impossible to deny. My opponent doesn’t matter, because I only view them as an opportunity to build my legacy. Evidence you cannot refute. SmackDown, you will see. I will hit harder, move faster, think sharper, and conquer everything, just like I’ve always done. The question isn’t, ‘Who’s going to let me?” It’s, ‘Who’s going to stop me?'” She adds in Japanese, “If you can stop it, stop it.”
Will SmackDown and all of the WWE soon succumb to The Beautiful Madness?
Zelina returns backstage.
She refreshes for a second, but Giulia is there! And Giulia says she sees Zelina, but she also sees that title more. Zelina scoffs and leaves. Could Giulia be aiming for everything once she becomes Ms. Money in the Bank?
Damian Priest is here!
Knoxville cheers as The Archer of Infamy heads to the ring, victorious from Saturday Night’s Main Event and that brutal Steel Cage match. Priest grabs a mic to tell Tennessee, “Ever since I beat Drew on Saturday, it’s like I’m breathing in fresh air. Y’know, there was a time when I lived on the street, if we were beefing with another street, that war could go for years. But in WWE, you have a beef with somebody, you have a match and it’s over. But with Drew and I, we went well over a year, and that’s not normal. But we took that beef into a cage. Now, I can feel it, you can se it on my face, we went to war.
“At the end of this war, at Saturday Night’s Main Event, I gave him a Con-Chair-To, I walked out the door, and I put his ass in the past.” The fans cheer that. Priest says now he knows Drew is somewhere recovering from his scrambled brains, but he knows Drew is watching, so this is for Drew. “I still can’t stand yo ass. But the Drew McIntyre that stepped in that cage wasn’t the guy that hides behind his phone on social media. That was the old Drew, the warrior, and I appreciate that.” The fans applaud, and Priest says he won’t ask what is next for himself, he’ll just tell us all. And it is the same thing he wanted when he came to SmackDown: Championships!
The fans cheer, and Priest says this war with Drew cost him an opportunity at being in MITB. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his eyes on a certain champion. Somebody who he has unfinished business with, and a champion he considers the most badass. The fans know that means Fatu, and he knows they know! Priest calls out Jacob Fatu! Priest respects Fatu. Priest knows where Fatu came from, what Fatu had to live through, how it feels to stand in this ring as a champion. Real talk, Priest is proud of Fatu, he congratulates Fatu, that’s real. But what Priest doesn’t respect is the crew that follows him around.
Wait, check that. What Priest doesn’t respect is the crew Fatu follows around. Priest knows at some point, they will get in this ring, handle business, but that’s for them. As for Fatu’s so-called family, if they wanna get involved, they can catch a fresh one, too. Priest won’t make it just a nickname or moniker, he wants this to be fact! Priest is and forever will be EL CAMPEON! The fans cheer that! But will the Archer soon take aim at the Samoan Werewolf? Well, speaking of, Fatu makes his way out here for tonight’s other Triple Threat Qualifier! Fatu nods to Priest, but if Fatu wins his way into the ladder match, will this showdown have to wait a little longer?
Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu!
SmackDown returns and El Idolo makes his entrance, followed by H1M. The bell rings and Miz distracts Fatu and Melo attacks! Fatu ELBOWS Melo away, Andrade is on Melo with forearms, and then Fatu adds a LARIAT! Fatu looms mover Melo but then turns to stare down Andrade. The fans rally as these two step up. Andrade fires forearms but Fatu SHOVES him to a corner. Fatu runs up, Andrade dodges then whips. Fatu reverses, Andrade goes up and out to then ROCK Fatu! Andrade goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE! Melo CLUBS Andrade, TOSSES him out, and then CLUBS away on Fatu!
Miz says that’s the way! Melo HAMMERS and CHOPS, then whips, but Fatu blocks! Fatu whips Melo, Melo springboards, but into an UPPERCUT! The fans fire up and Fatu sees Melo go outside. Fatu builds speed, but Miz trips him up! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Fatu drags Miz into the ring! Melo goes to roll Fatu up but Fatu stays up! Fatu YANKS Melo up, scoops, but Melo slips free! Melo SUPERKICKS and Miz DUMPS Fatu out! The fans boo but Melo builds speed, only for Andrade to LARIAT! The fans cheer, and now Miz sees he is in trouble. Fatu snarls, but Andrade DIVES, into a HAYMAKER!
Fatu then SUPERKICKS Miz! Fatu THROWS Miz into barriers! The fans fire up and Fatu grins. Fatu runs in, HIP ATTACK against the barriers! The Samoan Werewolf has dominated three men at once and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Miz sputters and Fatu leaves him behind to go around the way. Melo is there to kick Fatu, RAM Fatu, but Fatu blocks another whip! Fatu ROCKS Melo and Melo staggers away. Fatu stalks Melo, Melo checks on Miz, but Fatu ROCKS Melo! Andrade goes after Fatu now, but Fatu THROWS Andrade into barriers! The fans cheer as Fatu lets Andrade go to the ring. Fatu brings Melo up, SMACKS him off the desk, then pushes him down. Fatu clears the desk off, but Melo CLUBS Fatu against the desk! Melo storms into the ring, brings Andrade up, but Andrade RAMS Melo into the corner! Andrade RAMS Melo, CHOPS Melo, then stalks Melo.
Andrade whips Melo, Melo reverses and Andrade hits buckles hard! Melo CHOPS Andrade down! Melo brings Andrade up, soaks up some heat, then makes it Latino Heat. But Andrade blocks the suplex to suplex Melo! Andrade hangs Melo out to dry, and Melo flops to the apron. Fatu is back but Andrade fires forearms first! Andrade whips, Fatu reverses, and Fatu BODY CHECKS Andrade! Fatu geeks out and the fans are with him while he stalks Andrade. Fatu drags Andrade up to HEADBUTT him into the corner. Fatu shoves Melo off the apron, then he HEADBUTTS Andrade again. Andrade sputters but Fatu is all fired up.
Fatu CHOPS Andrade, UPPERCUTS, and HEADBUTTS him again! Andrade CHOPS in return! SmackDown returns to single picture and Andrade CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Fatu UPPERCUTS and Andrade falls back! Melo stomps Andrade in the corner, then tells Fatu to come on in. Fatu runs up, but Andrade gets away! Hip attack hits buckles! Melo ENZIGIRIS Fatu, Andrade runs to dodge Melo and FLYING FOREARM! The fans fire up as Andrade kips up! Andrade has targets in the corners, and he rallies the fans with “SI! SI! SI!” CIEN KNEES for Fatu! CIEN- NO, Melo tilt-o-whirls and LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally, Melo runs to stomp away on Fatu, then he brings Andrade up. Fatu stands to CLOBBER Melo! Andrade SUPERKICKS Fatu! The fans rally, Melo brings Andrade up and springboards, but Andrade stops him at the ropes! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! But Fatu SENTONS Andrade! The fans fire up as Fatu SENTONS Melo! Fatu drags Melo to a drop zone, then goes to the corner! The fans rally for Fatu as he goes up, up, but Andrade YANKS him down! Andrade goes up top, MOONSAULT DOUBLE!! Cover, Melo breaks it! The fans rally while all three are down! “This is Awesome!” as the three stir.
Melo brings Fatu and Andrade around, and he fires forearms on each of them. Andrade fires back on Melo, then Fatu UPPERCUTS! Andrade ROCKS Fatu, but Fatu UPPERCUTS Andrade! The fans rally as the three rise, and Melo springboards! DOUBLE FADE AWAY DDT!! Cover on Andrade, Fatu breaks it! Melo and Fatu stare down, and they run up! Melo dodges to hit the FIRST 48! Andrade adds a POISON-RANA! Melo slips around Andrade to KNEE and suplex, CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and Melo grows frustrated. The fans rally for Fatu while Melo shakes his hands out. Andrade is on the apron but Melo rises.
Melo brings Andrade up but Andrade trips Melo! They go out to brawl, and Melo SUPERKICKS Andrade down! But Fatu SUPERKICKS Melo! The fans fire up for Fatu as he lines up a shot. Fatu gets the fans even more fired up, then he geeks out! Fatu runs in the full length, but Andrade & Melo move! HIP ATTACK through barriers!! The fans go nuts as Fatu crashes into the timekeeper’s area! Fatu sputters as SmackDown goes back to picture in picture.
Fatu stirs while Andrade and Melo go to the ring. They roll in, Melo grabs at Andrade and vice-versa. Melo fires a forearm, then goes back outside. Andrade goes to the opposite end while Melo looks under the ring. Melo makes Knoxville happy by bringing out a table! But then Melo makes them mad by dropping it! Melo goes after Andrade but Andrade ROCKS him first! Andrade brings out a chair! Andrade aims, but Melo dropkicks the legs out! Andrade crawls, Melo shakes his head, and he grabs the chair now. Melo aims, but Andrade kicks Melo low! Andrade and Melo go into the ring, and Andrade puts Melo in a drop zone.
Andrade goes up the corner, but Melo trips him up! Andrade is stuck up top and Melo hits the SLINGSHOT PLEX! Melo flexes, then decides to step through on the legs! Andrade cradles that, TWO! Melo and Andrade stand, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men fall and the fans look for Fatu. SmackDown returns to single picture as the fans rally, Melo and Andrade sit up, and Melo CHOPS! Andrade ROCKS Melo, then rolls away. Melo hurries to clamp onto Andrade with a facelock, but Andrade RAMS him into a corner! Andrade puts Melo up top but Melo fires forearms. Andrade drops back, Melo aims, but Andrade GAMANGIRIS!
The fans still want tables but Andrade climbs up to get Melo. They’re on the very top, but Fatu is back! Fatu makes the SUPER SPANISH FLY part ROCKER LAUNCHER!! The fans are thunderous as Fatu goes up now! SWANTON BOMB onto Melo! Cover, Andrade breaks it!! The fans rally up again and still want tables. Fatu runs at Andrade to SPLASH! Then Fatu runs at Melo, but Melo BOOTS him! Melo runs up, but into a pop-up! Melo fights the Samoan Drop, and Andrade adds the SHADOW ELBOW! But Melo makes it a ghost pin! Andrade adds a stack, TWO!!! Fatu survives the double cover, but here come Solo & JC!
The fans boo as Solo is here to coach Fatu up. Melo and Andrade trade forearms, then Melo dodges to springboard, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Fatu breaks it! Fatu snarls, drags Melo up, and he HEADBUTTS Melo! Fatu finally notices Solo & JC, but Fatu puts Melo up top. Fatu CHOPS Melo, then he fireman’s carries Andrade. Fatu adds Melo to this, but Melo slips free. SAMOAN DROP for Andrade, and then Fatu goes to the corner. Solo says Fatu’s got this now! BEST MOONSAULT EVER FLOPS and Melo hits NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, ANDRADE BREAKS IT! Andrade underhooks Melo, THE MESS- NO, Melo RANAS through! Cover, TWO!!
Andrade has a cover, TWO! Melo has a cover, TWO! Andrade has it, TWO! Both men stand, SHADOW ELBOW! FIRST 48!! SHADOW ELBOW AGAIN!! All three men are down and the fans are thunderous! Fatu crawls, Melo rolls to a corner, and Andrade stirs. Fatu rises, he brings Andrade up, IMPALER DDT! Then Fatu has Melo to RAM him into a corner. Fatu runs and HIP ATTACKS Melo! Andrade is up, Fatu hits him with another IMPALER DDT! Fatu puts Andrade in the drop zone, and he hits the BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Solo says yeah, do that again! The fans boo but Fatu glares at Solo. JC says do what Solo is saying, Fatu!
But wait! Jimmy YANKS JC down, and SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up, and then Melo RAMS Fatu into Solo! Then FIRST 48! But Andrade rolls Melo into THE MESSAGE!! Cover, ANDRADE WINS!!
Winner: Andrade, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)
Solo just screwed things up for Fatu! Solo does his best to keep the peace between Fatu and JC, but the point is: Andrade is headed to Los Angeles! Will he make this El Idolo in the Bank?
Backstage interview with LA Knight.
Byron Saxton segues from congratulating Andrade for qualifying to welcoming in someone who already has qualified, but The Mega Star says, “My gawd. What is it with punching tickets around here? Everybody talks about punching tickets. WWE Instagram, punched tickets. Commentary, punched tickets. You’re talking about punched tickets. I guess I punched my ticket to MITB, it’s only eight days away. A few other guys who punched tickets, who are they? You got Andrade, you got Penta, you got what’s his name, Seth Rollins. You got Solo Sikoa! They’re all in it! They all punched their tickets!
“And everybody’s gonna be climbing that ladder, trying to get up, put everything on the line that they can. Now, if this was a one-on-one match, I’d go ahead and call my shot, and I’d say I’m gonna run up there, grab the case, and cash it in. But you gotta understand, this is my third year in a row, so I understand what this is. You can call me the vet in this match. Some people say maybe that Seth is the vet in this, but they would be wrong. For three years in a row now, you’re talking about the most robust and the most recent experience, YEAH. And what that means is now it’s anybody’s game. Anybody can come out with it, and I understand that.
“But with or without the case, what you need to understand is that the WWE title, the world title, they’re all in my future. With the way I’ve been running, at this point, they should be in my past, maybe even my present. Why don’tcha go ahead and punch that ticket? While we’re talking about-” Knight stops himself when he spots someone walking in. It’s Aleister Black! And Aleister says that win was supposed to be his. But he tells Knight, “You’re welcome, though.” The Dark Father lets the Mega Star shine, if only for now. Will LA win big in LA when we finally reach MITB?
Fatu and Solo regroup backstage.
Solo wants Fatu to listen. He was just trying to help. Fatu tells Solo to listen. For the last time, Fatu does not need his help! Fatu storms off, JC steps in, but Solo has nothing else to say. Is the Samoan Werewolf going to break away from this dysfunctional “family?”
Cody Rhodes is here!
Knoxville fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans along the ramp and the front row, and even signs autographs. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and he hears the fans chant his name. Cody fires the fans up more, then hears them sing, “Cody! Cody Rhooodes~! Cody! Cody Rhooodes~!” Cody says, “So, Knoxville! Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans cheer, and Cody says, “I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that we could talk about the record crowd here this evening!” The fans cheer that, too! Cody says he loves them, too, thank you very much.
Cody says they could also talk about WrestleMania 41. The fans boo, but Cody says after WrestleMania 41, he went home, he drowned his sorrows, might’ve touched the “Tennessee Cough Syrup” a little bit, and he had a moment of doubt. He reached out to a friend. A friend who helps him prepare to wonderful audiences like this one here, or speaking to everyone at home. Cody asked him, “Was I a good champion?” The fans cheer for that, but Cody says the friend told him wasn’t quite as simple as yes or no.
The friend told him, “With everything that you faced here in the ring in front of all the fans, and with everything that you faced behind the scenes, being pulled in different directions, the waters that you had to navigate that no champion has ever had to navigate, yes, I feel that you were a good champion.” Cody says he felt good hearing that, it turned into a hopeful moment, the silver lining on a dark cloud. Cody looked back on his whole year. He thought about AJ Styles faking retirement to get the drop on him. Cody thought about his friend, Kevin Owens, sucker punching him against his bus while Cody’s family slept inside.
Cody thought about his boss, Triple H, who pushed Cody to the limit, and sees something in Cody that Cody doesn’t even see in himself. Cody even thought about The Final Boss, how he asked Cody for his soul, and the entire world wondering what that meant. As preposterous as that sounded, The Rock was 100% serious. No matter how many times Cody said no, the offer still stands. And Cody also thought about John Cena. The fans initially boo, but the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” starts up. Cody takes a moment, and then he says, “I thought about John Cena doing exactly what he said he was going to do. He forced me to make a choice, and I hesitated.
“I don’t know if John Cena is going to ‘ruin’ professional wrestling. But if he does, then I’m partially to blame. Now, I know, I’d love to say this to John Cena’s face. Not sure if he’s going to come out here right now, but if you are listening, if you are listening, Champ, I need you to know that I will never hesitate with you again!” The fans cheer that, and Cody says no matter how much Cena will tout the amount of days he has left, how much Cena will talk about what remains before he absconds with the WWE Championship and leaves all of us forever, that is NOT Cena’s expiration date! That is on the other side of Cody’s corneas, and it will burn Cena’s ass up!
The fans fire up for that, and Cody calms it down. Cody apologizes for that. This is his first night back on SmackDown, he is getting worked up. He thought so much about what he could do, what he could do for the fans. Hell, how about a surprise? The fans already “YEET! YEET! YEET!” so Cody says they’re hungry for it. Let’s yeet. Well, hold on, that’d be a very big surprise. That’d be the biggest surprise. That’d be Cody’s partner riding into battle for MITB, and hell YES he is here! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the World Heavyweight Champion, MAIN EVENT JEY USO! The fans go wild as Jey makes his way in from the pavilion!
The fans sing along with Day One Ish and bounce for that YEET! Jey makes his way down through the crowd to ringside, one verse at a time, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Jey joins Cody in the ring now, mic in hand. Cody and Jey hear the fans want an encore, so we get even more YEET! But then John Cena makes his entrance to ruin the fun! The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUUUCKS~!” even though he wears that University of Tennessee orange and white. Cena goes to the ring, towel draped over his head, then grabs a mic before he joins Cody and Jey in the ring. Cena hears the fans boo, and he says, “I’m upset, too. If it isn’t professional wrestling’s biggest wannabes!” Cena tells Cody he is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe, and that Jey is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe.
The fans boo but Cena says they both wanna be Cena so bad, it makes him sick! Cody wants Cena’s fame, Jey wants Cena’s money, but they will get neither because Cody is too desperate and Jey is too lazy! There is only ONE other human being in the WWE who embodies hustle, loyalty and respect, and he’s got the fortune, fame and followers to back that up! Surprise, losers! Cena’s partner is here, too! The fans boo already, because “EY YO~!” Logan Paul IS here! The Maverick swaggers his way out, and Cena gives him a proper introduction. “Oh, you mad? You’re mad because Logan Paul does WWE better than any professional wrestler?”
Cena says Logan doesn’t need to pay his dues, because he is paying Jey’s mortgage! Everybody in this building did NOT come to see Jey! They came to see John Cena and Logan Paul! Logan asks, “What the hell you crying about, Knoxville? Look! I could walk on water, and y’all would still find a way to tell me it’s because I can’t swim! John Cena speaks the language of Logan Paul, and that is the truth! The truth! It is right in front of you! You deny it all you want, but look around, you stupid, stupid, simple Tennessee people! This is a moment in history! All of you get to witness the moment that John Cena stood side-by-side in the ring with Logan Paul.
“And look, all of you will live long, pathetic, miserable lives. But at least you will get to say that you saw that.” The fans tell Logan to STFU, and Cena tells Logan to ignore it. Logan says yeah, yeah, they’re so ungrateful. They don’t know what’s good for them. There is one problem, though. This does seem too perfect. The problem is… Logan should be standing next to THE WWE Champion as THE World Heavyweight Champion! Logan should’ve been the one to leave Saturday Night’s Main Event with that title around his waist. But look at him, Jey. Jey got lucky. Jey got lucky! He knows it, Logan knows, it, the fans know it, CODY knows it!
Jey needed Cody to save him! When Cody interfered with the match cuz these two cheaters can’t do a single thing in this business without it being handed to them! “These two nepo babies were born on third, thinking they hit a triple.” Logan points to himself and says, “Self-made man!” He points to Cena and says, “Self-made man!” Five years ago, nobody every would’ve believed Logan Paul would be a WWE superstar. And they certainly never ever would’ve believed that he’d be teaming with the Greatest Of All Time! But look at Logan now. He’s not just a superstar, he is THE superstar! His time is now! Cena told us that his time is almost up!
Cena is the Last Real Champion, Logan is the inevitable face of the WWE! So Jey, Cody, at MITB, if you want some, come get some. Jey tells Logan they don’t gotta wait! They can handle this right now! UH UH, YEET!! The mics drop, Cena and Logan talk this out, and Logan wants to throw hands while Cena wants to leave. Cody asks what they’re arguing about. They gonna go to the back so Logan can polish Cena’s Peacemaker? Now it’s a fight! The fans fire up as the hands are flying! Logan TOSSES Jey, Cena picks Cody up! Cody slips free, Jey is back to SUPERKICK! Cody hits the DISASTER KICK! Cena bails out, Jey PLANCHAS out onto him!
Logan goes to the apron, slingshot and- NO, Cody dodges the “Snapshot” Lariat and Jey SUPERKICKS Logan! Then Jey sets Logan up for the CODE D!! The fans fire up as Cody picks up the WWE Championship! Will Cody and Jey make it through Logan and Cena to then clear a path for the American Nightmare’s redemption? Or will Cena & Logan ruin wrestling together?
My Thoughts:
A very good SmackDown, but maybe with some wheel-spinning. As fun as Chelsea Green continues to be, can’t we move on from her and Zelina? Or are we about to do that with tonight’s win over Alba and then Giulia confronting her? Ironically, that seems to give away Giulia isn’t winning MITB. Giulia had a good promo video right before but they undercut it by giving us that confrontation. That said, Giulia deserves to be all the champions, but I suppose starting with the Women’s US Championship would be a good route. Very good promo from Bianca and Naomi to not just have Bianca’s homecoming, but to keep the feud between them alive.
The Women’s Triple Threat had a slow start but it turned out to be a very good match. Great win for Naomi, and good promo from her, Tiffany and Alexa to tease potential MITB winners. Great stuff in the tag match to build Worlds Collide just a touch. We only got one moment of Berto being passive aggressive towards Santos, and then Ethan Page screwing the Faces over, but that was still enough for the North American Championship. Of course, it depends on how many fans watch not just Raw and SmackDown but also NXT so that the fans already understand the story. But as someone who does, I do appreciate they’re bringing NXT story onto SmackDown.
Good promo from Priest to give some shoot respect to Drew and Fatu, but Priest wanting after the US title kinda gave away what was happening with the Men’s Triple Threat. It was a great Triple Threat, but of course Solo & JC cost Fatu. That team is just one moment away from breaking up, and it might be at MITB when Solo just expects Fatu to help him win the briefcase and Fatu refuses. And Fatu VS Priest will still be awesome whenever it happens. Good promo from Knight, and a good bit from Aleister with him, which I suppose means that’s the next feud for them. Was kinda hoping for Aleister VS Nakamura but that really depends if Nakamura is sticking with WWE or going home to Japan via Pro-Wrestling NOAH as rumored.
R-Truth relapsing to talking to Lil’ Jimmy is certainly a choice. I kinda wish he’d keep up the “Ron Cena” stuff, or they’d let Jeff Cobb do his own John Cena bit from NJPW, but I guess some things in WWE still won’t change. And closing with a big promo segment was also certainly a choice. Cody still did a good job, and nice surprise to have Jey show up. Not sure they needed to take a commercial break for Jey’s entrance, especially when they were obviously going to let Jey do his YEET encore. And Cena really must be brainwashed to put Logan over as if Logan’s on par with peak Cena. But naturally a brawl happened and the Faces stood tall.
Don’t count this as go-home math yet, they could easily revisit this on Raw and even next week on SmackDown. Even then, I still feel like Jey and Cody should win at MITB to properly set up Cody VS Cena 2 at SummerSlam. Raw on June 9th is still the move for the World Heavyweight Championship, but there’s also Saturday Night’s Main Event in July, who knows if Jey makes it to SummerSlam as champion.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.29.25
Stuff happens, maybe it doesn’t, Dreamer and Delirious can’t book.

Well Trick Willie is the new TNA champ and this is the first iMPACT since his win…so let’s just hear him talk about it.
"TNA turned into TRICK-NA. Lets talk about it"@_trickwilliams #WWENXT
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/GrBQpdX5g5 pic.twitter.com/StU4pmi3oy
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) May 30, 2025
Ratings:
- The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System: Rascalz win via Meteora – ***
- Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali: Ali wins via…No Shit – Squash Garbage
- ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee: Lei wins via Spinning TKO – ** 3/4
- Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber: Mance wins via Hit the Pay Winda – Squash
- Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa: Team Robbie wins via shenanigans – **
- International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona: Maclin retains via KIA – ***
Results:
The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System
Octagon got jumped by The System earlier so Laredo is fighting alone. Another backstage jumping is getting a little dumb.
Laredo and Trey start. Typical Indie start with Simultaneous awful Dropkick spot and bad counters, AJ blind tag runs the smaller guys over, tags out to KC and the Rascalz instantly get the moment. KC is rocked, tags in Laredo and Laredo takes out the System before Lish gets on the apron and grabs Laredo. The referee kicks out Lish and Rehwoldt on commentary points out it’s a No DQ match so that’s dumb.
KC gets tossed at AJ, he catches him, Rascalz Dive and do their taunt as we go to commercial. We come back, Tennessee Whiskey into a KC tag in for the near fall on Laredo. Corner combo, Snapmare into Flip Forward Neck Breaker, KC is on a roll. AJ tags Laredo and starts talking crap to KC, they swerve and go Finger Poke of Doom, but it’s not a legal pin. Suddenly tornado attacks, System and Rascalz go for broke, AJ hits the Senton to break the eventual pin, Laredo counters AJ’s Chokeslam attempt. Trey clears out The System, Wentz sends himself and KC over and out, Laredo with a Corkscrew Moonsault, which looked cool but it’s the pile of morons waiting to get hit spot.
AJ hits the Down Payment on Laredo, but Trey blind tagged AJ. Meteora on AJ, Trey pins Laredo and Rascalz win.
Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali
Raj looks like shit in the gear he came down in…and he wrestles equivalently. I would rather anyone else comeback…give me Anarquia.
Ali murders Raj, Instant Dropkick, Rolling Neckbreaker, Corkscrew Standing Moonsault, it’s not close. Raj tries to counter things but Ali Bellclap, a little Duck the left, connect the right. Raj even does a terrible looking Punch Combo, he’s in bad shape, a bad looking Ushigoroshi, Raj with a sloppy looking something, 450 ends it.
Fire Raj as quickly as you brought him back. You don’t need a comedically pathetic job guy when the roster is like 4 guys getting pushed and everyone else sucks. Stop being stupid. Ali still hates women too.
This Injury Report is the dumbest segment in the history of wrestling. Stop treating fake shit as “serious business”.
ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee
ASH mocks karate stuff, Lei throws a few Rising Crane kicks as ASH bails and then things slow down a little. But a Pump Kick, Sliding Kick and Low Dropkick cause ASH to cower and claim her tooth broke. It’s a bait to pull Lei into the turnbuckles and them get in a few stomps. Ash keeps Lei in the corner, Suplexes her ankles into the buckles and then Ash throws a few Booty Shots/Hit Attacks then starts a grounded stretch, Lei Headscissors her down, still sells the hips and ankles, but dodges and fires, combination strikes into the 10 Count Down Strikes. T-bone Suplex, into the pinfall, for only two.
Cheapshot into Running Meteora from ASH for two. Ash goes for the Miz Yes Kicks and Lei No Sells and asks for more. Gorgeous Capture Suplex into Thunder Struck and TKO with flair. My baby has a better finish now! Yay!
Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber
Hannifan cursing and being pissed at Trick for not even showing but is more entertaining than a squash match. Not that Mance’s offense is bad, but 2 out of 3 job matches is stupid.
.@milanmiracle and @AriannaGraceWWE make history as the first father/daughter tag team in TNA!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/GrBQpdX5g5 pic.twitter.com/3s8OhtYFPv
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) May 30, 2025
Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa
Marella tries to tie up with Robbie, but he bails and tags out to Victoria so Arianna comes in and aside from Alicia Fox’s silliness, the tie up was decent with Arianna and Victoria. Tessa interferes and the Referee throws her out. Victoria comes back in and aside from a slight miscommunication with how Arianna does her punches, Alicia Fox is making her look…pretty good. Transition moves, okay brawling and Arianna looks amazing in her outfit.
Rob and Santino distract the referee and Victoria hits a Figure Four into her Northern Lights Suplex, only for 2. Arianna finally Back Body Drop to find the tag, Santino and Rob, Santino does his split dodge into the Standing Headbutt, Arianna Cross Body onto Victoria. Rob pulls out the ref, then shoves the ref into Santino, Santino into the steps and Arianna attack but Alicia and Lish, the fix is in, Arianna eats the pin.
International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona
A few quick brawl moves, Shoulder Tackles, Strikes, Back Breakers, Cardona does get dumped out and eats a SCUD. Maclin bounces Cardona’s face off the apron and hits an Elbow off the apron to keep Cardona reeling, but a dodged tackle sends Maclin into the steps. Cardona tries to Piledriver Maclin on the ramp, but Back Drop counter, into commercial.
Formulaic commercial etiquette of Cardona still in control, throws Maclin into the ropes, Diving Shoulder Tackle lays both dudes out and they get up by 8. Fighting Spirit spot, Cardona hits ropes and gets hit by Maclin twice, Thesz Press, Ground and Pound, Back Elbow and Olympic Slam has Maclin rolling. Splash into Lariat for two. Maclin has been all gas no brakes. Cardona tries to take a few shortcuts that turns into a Straight Jacket Takedown. Cardona to the top, Maclin cuts him off, Superplex spot. 1-2-kick out!
Maclin goes topside for a Jar Headbutt, Cardona hits the ropes so Maclin crashes into the corner, 2 Reboots connect, the third gets caught, counter into Busaiku Knee, Jar Headbutt. In and out, Cardona uses the middle rope for the Low Blow, Killswitch from Cardona but Maclin kicks out. Cardona dodges and shoves Maclin towards the ref, he puts the brakes on, Radio Silence! 1-2-Kick out! Maclin catches a top rope move, Power Bomb, Corner Splash, Tree of Woe, Caught in the Crosshairs, KIA and Maclin retains!
Overall Score: 4.5/10
Boring paint by numbers show, no Trick, System has one move, Robert Stone is a scumbag, too long to introduce new girls, lots of throw away segments and Rosemary sets up YET ANOTHER Monster’s Ball match. These aren’t interesting when there’s one every 3 months. So we can have terrible Monster’s Ball matches quarterly, Barbed Wire Massacre and Clockwork Orange House of Fun…BUT NO LOCKDOWN!?
Go home TNA, you’re drunk.
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