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News From Cook’s Corner 1.31.22: Booking For Your Audience
Cook got to enjoy the Bengals making their way to the Super Bowl against a team not named the 49ers for a change! Oh there was wrestling stuff too. Check out the News from Cook’s point of view.
Hi, hello & welcome to News From Cook’s Corner! My name is Steve Cook, and I have to lead off with a question. Who Dey? Who Dey? Who Dey think they gonna beat them Bengals?
We thought it would be the Kansas City Chiefs. For a half, it looked like they’d get the job done. I thought it was looking like a blowout for a few minutes, but the Chiefs couldn’t put the Bengals away. The turning point was when they got cute at the end of the half and didn’t put a few extra points on the board, leaving the door open. I can’t even say they were getting all analytical, they just got dumb and cute and lost track of the time.
Once that second half started, the mood changed. The Bengals made some stops on defense & made some plays on offense while the Chiefs were wondering what the hell was going on. I was too, so I can’t blame them. KC did manage to force overtime and win the coin toss, but it wasn’t enough for them this time. A rare INT from Mahomes, a kick from Shooter McPherson, and now I’m going to be distracted from this wrestling nonsense for a couple more weeks. I would apologize if I felt the least bit sorry, but I don’t.
Yeah, I forgot all about looking for Royal Rumble gambling picks last week since I was more interested at looking at football lines. My bosses here at The Chairshot know better than to get mad over it. As the legend once said: It is what it is.
We do have a couple of wrestling stories to talk about this week, and they share a similar theme, which is always convenient.
Danhausen to A&W
AEW held a beach event in Cleveland on Wednesday. While the hours before the show were dominated by opinion over how Orange Cassidy & Adam Cole looked in a beach picture, the hours after the show were dominated by opinion over someone that made their debut appearance during Cassidy & Cole’s Lights Out match.
WHAT A VERY NICE AND VERY EVIL SURPRISE #AEWDynamite: #BeachBreak pic.twitter.com/jliaFMfZRo
— AEW on TV (@AEWonTV) January 27, 2022
As somebody that pays attention to AEW & Danhausen, what happened was a welcome surprise purely due to timing. Danhausen signing with AEW wasn’t surprising at all in & of itself. He’d been interacting with AEW stars for months prior on social media, doing as much to get the company’s angles over as anybody else. If one was paying attention, they knew it was only a matter of time.
It seemed like an obvious thing to me, but not so much to a certain segment of the Internet wrestling fanbase. Some lost souls out there were shocked and appalled that AEW would sign a man like Danhausen. Either they don’t get Danhausen’s particular brand of entertainment, or they’re still hung up on the idea that Cody Rhodes said during an interview back in 2019 that AEW was going to be a super-serious sports-based presentation. You can say a lot of things about AEW, but one thing you can’t accuse them of is being super-serious. Some would call that their downfall. God forbid we take professional wrestling anything but super seriously, right?
Listen, I think one of the great things about pro wrestling is that taking things seriously is optional. I know a lot of people out there prefer to be miserable all the time. They sit all day watching television & reading Internet sites that reaffirm their belief that everything is terrible, and people should feel bad if they enjoy something going on in the world. There are also wrestling fans that prefer to be miserable all the time, and hate the idea of watching wrestlers that might make people laugh, or do something remotely entertaining that doesn’t involve pretty wrestling moves.
AEW has a lot of pretty wrestling moves. If you’re into high spots, there are plenty of segments on their shows that’ll strike your fancy. Another important part of AEW? The comedy. Specifically, the Internet meme type of comedy that gets tons of likes, hits, views and purchases. Not only does Orange Cassidy get a lot of likes, hits & views, he also sells a good amount of merchandise. Danhausen has already proven to be a master of this on the indy level, and will surely become one of AEW’s biggest merchandise movers. It might not be your bag, but Danhausen definitely plays to AEW’s base.
Good signing for AEW. I wouldn’t have recommended him for WWE, but Danhausen fits AEW’s style like a glove.
The Royal Rumble was WWE to a tee
Serious Question: Is there a wrestling event that generates more complaints than the Royal Rumble?
A number of factors play into it. One being the Rumble’s status as one of those shows that brings the older audience back. Most of us fogies have a bit of an emotional attachment to the Royal Rumble as one of the highlights of our childhood entertainment options. My friends at offtheteam.com don’t watch much if any WWE these days, but they were all over the Rumble Saturday night. It’s easy to get excited about something that brings back so many fond memories.
There’s a slight problem with the concept that rears its ugly head in the aftermath of the Royal Rumble. All of these fans that are drawn back with the promise of the Royal Rumble…most of them remember why they stopped watching in the first place. And, let’s be honest, WWE doesn’t spend much time thinking of how to bring back those lapsed fans. Certainly not during WrestleMania Season.
WrestleMania is all about the biggest stars under the biggest lights. That’s what draws the vaunted casual fan. They want to see stars that are worth caring about. That’s why Ronda Rousey came back and won the Women’s Rumble match, because people care about her. I know some of you diehard fans don’t like her, and I know y’all have some kind of attachment to Liv Morgan or Bianca Belair or whoever, but Rousey made UFC women’s fighting a thing, and made women main eventing WrestleMania a thing. So, if there’s any chance that a women’s match is going to main event a night of WrestleMania, it’s because Ronda Rousey is involved. That’ll hurt some feelings, but it’s true. As much as some folks out there want to tell you that Liv Morgan or Bianca Belair are a top girl, they really aren’t. Wish they were, but the facts tell me otherwise.
Ronda Rousey is. She’ll give that rub to Charlotte Flair or Becky Lynch, hopefully. Y’all might want her to give it to somebody else, but it’ll be a tough ask. Brock Lesnar is also in that class. People need to know that Brock vs. Roman will be a Mania match. I mean, some people want to tell me that maybe Brock & Ronda didn’t need that Rumble winner rub. Maybe they didn’t, but maybe it’s easier when people know that Brock & Ronda will be working WrestleMania? I mean, those are the people that WWE wants to have supporting them care about.
Brock coming down at #30 and winning the men’s Rumble really rubbed some people the wrong way. One one hand I understand their consternation, but on the other hand I get why it happened, and figured it was going to happen the second that Roman Reigns came down and convinced Paul Heyman to screw over his old daddy.
This all leads to another issue, which affects the regular WWE viewer more than the non-regular WWE viewer that checks in on the major events. The Royal Rumble results reinforced the commonly held view that the regular wrestlers don’t really matter. Watching the Rumble matches made that crystal clear. The women’s match featured a ton of women from back in the day, with a few women from the now mixed in that didn’t do much of anything. The men’s match had more current people, but none of them really mattered in the match. Most of the men & women left at the end of the matches weren’t men or women you would see on a weekly basis on Raw or SmackDown.
That’s the sort of thing that would matter to people that have tuned WWE out & only check in on major events. People that watch WWE every week? They don’t care. Doesn’t affect them whatsoever. People that WWE wants to tune in for the major events? They see names like Brock Lesnar & Ronda Rousey and get interested. Heck, Bad Bunny, Shane McMahon & Lita appeal to them more than Big E, Kevin Owens & Liv Morgan. That sounds silly to people that would clock on websites like this one, but it’s true.
WWE does not book the Royal Rumble for old fans looking for something to grasp onto. They book it for new fans they hope to reach. We can debate whether or not booking an old, wheezing , out of shape Shane McMahon is a good way to reach these people, but it’s what WWE thinks will work. And more often than not, Shane ends up in a WrestleMania match that’s better than what we expected.
Both of this week’s main wrestling stories involved wrestling companies booking towards the audience they’re courting. Personally, I’m more of a fan of Danhausen than Shane McMahon or Ronda Rousey, but that’s my taste. Plenty of folks out there would prefer Shane or Ronda. We all have our cups of tea.
I thank you for choosing my writing as your cup of tea. I’ll write about some NFL topics of conversation later this week since we don’t have any real games to gamble on. Until then, keep your stick on the ice.
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Chairshot News Report: TNA Impact Results, AEW Speculation For Ricochet & Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon, More!
Your Wrestling News for July 5, 2024, including TNA Impact, Ricochet, Shane McMahon, his daddy Vince, and more!
Your Wrestling News for July 5, 2024, including TNA Impact, Ricochet, Shane McMahon, his daddy Vince, and more!
Welcome to your daily dose of pro wrestling news–and analysis you can trust! We take all wrestling news with a grain of salt here at The Chairshot, and we hope to steer you in the right direction.
Results: TNA Impact (July 4, 2024)
Here are your results from Thursday night’s edition of TNA Impact (originally taped on June 28 at the 2300 Arena in Philly):
- Trey Miguel vs. Leon Slater ends in a no-contest after WWE NXT star Charlie Dempsey attacks everyone.
- Dani Luna battled Jody Threat to a time limit draw in the 10-Minute Challenge. They were granted the customary “5 more minutes” but were attacked by Alisha Edwards & Masha Slamovich. During the match it was revealed that Nic Nemeth had been attacked backstage.
- Frankie Kazarian defeated Mike Santana by countout to advance to the TNA World Championship Match at Slammiversary.
- Matt Hardy & Reby Hardy beat Eddie Edwards & Alisha Edwards.
- Joe Hendry pinned Jake Something to advance to the TNA World Championship Match at Slammiversary.
No surprise that Joe Hendry advanced to the world title match, but Santana-Kazarian could have gone either way. A promo video to end the show implied that Kazarian was the one who took out Nic Nemeth backstage, seemingly creating a story for them within the Slammiversary title match. No shocker that The Hardys won the tag team match, but a great surprise with Charlie Dempsey getting involved in the opener. That TNA/NXT collaboration continues to be a lot of fun.
You can catch Andrew’s Review of the event here.
Ricochet Expected To Sign With AEW
Many outlets are reporting that Ricochet’s expected landing spot remains AEW, with additional reports surfacing that his agent has been working out the details on his behalf.
Personally, I’d rather see him back in WWE. Even after an initial push in AEW, he will be a novelty act much like PAC, so I don’t see the difference. But if he’s going to AEW, here’s hoping that agent does a great job and secures quite the bag for ol’ Ric.
Vince Russo Suggests Shane McMahon As A Front Man For Vince McMahon to Purchase AEW
”We saw this with WCW, it happened before. It (purchasing AEW) could be under the guise of Shane, that’s what I’m saying. Shane is as clean as whistle. Vince could be behind it without anybody knowing it, bro.”
Those are the words of Vince Russo, who on the surface seems to be spouting nonsense. Time will tell if there is something to it all, but I wouldn’t place any wagers on this one. Shane McMahon to AEW would be an entertaining shocker, but that–like many things in AEW–would quickly wear off.
Shawn Michaels Discusses NXT Releases, Referencing Drew Gulak
During the NXT Heatwave media call, Shawn Michaels was asked about the release of Gable Steveson, but also lumped Drew Gulak in his response about main roster viability:
“From my understanding, nothing on anyone’s part other than contracts being up. Certainly, in the place of Drew Gulak. From a company standpoint, there not being anything from a main roster standpoint that they were going to be using him in. In NXT, over the last year and a half to two years, we’ve been trying to get into the process of keeping it fluid. It’s all about getting to the main roster when everything is said and done. In two or three years, if that doesn’t happen, we bring other people in or see if we’re ready to move on.”
If anything, it’s a stark reminder that NXT still exists to, above all else, populate the main roster. It’s quite the delicate balance between booking your own television show and preparing for the future, one that HBK has arguably done better than Triple H himself.
Other Odds & Ends:
- According to reports, the mini-stroke referenced by Britt Baker (DMD) on AEW Dynamite is legitimate. If so, both she and Adam Cole have been through a ton over the past 24 months.
- Mason Madden (Mace) and Mansoor, now known as the MxM Collection, showed up in ROH when featured in a vignette on this week’s broadcast. They might not have made it in WWE, but it’s good to see them getting work, and a second chance to make this gimmick their own. YEAH!
- Cody Rhodes continues to be the ultimate good dude, this time helping a fan who won tickets to Money In The Bank actually attend the event. The fan who won the tickets is in a wheelchair, and there were no more accessible seats left. That was, of course, until Cody got involved. Now the fan can be there and enjoy the show as intended when he won the contest. Cody wins again!
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Did your picks win points?
The AEW Continental Classic is underway, with almost everyone competing. Check in here if you haven’t seen the winners and losers of week 1!
Here are your Gold League standings!
- Jon Moxley: 1-0, 3 points
- Swerve Strickland: 1-0, 3 points
- Jay White: 1-0, 3 points
- Rush: 0-1, 0 points
- Mark Briscoe: 0-1, 0 points.
- Jay Lethal: 0-1, 0 points
Here are your Blue League standings!
- Brody King: 1-0, 3 points
- Claudio Castagnoli: 1-0, 3 points
- Daniel Garcia: 0-1, 0 points
- Eddie Kingston: 0-1, 0 points
- Bryan Danielson: Yet to Compete
- Andrade El Idolo: Yet to Compete
My Thoughts:
Nothing too crazy, nothing too wild, this tournament only just got started. The only disappointing point is that they could not get Bryan “cleared to compete” Saturday night. Not sure how much of that is shoot given the bad eye, but this was kinda the problem of wanting him in the tournament over tons of other choices. Bryan wants to face Okada for WrestleKingdom 18, how is Bryan supposed to do that at his best if he’s also gonna be in a round robin, doing five top level matches in about as many weeks? And it takes away from Andrade being able to do something. Also a little surprised we didn’t even hear from Andrade on Saturday.
Now as we heard on Saturday, round two’s matches are set. Gold League will see Mark Briscoe VS Rush, White VS Swerve, and of course, Moxley VS Lethal. Nice variety there, a couple 0-1 guys facing off, as well as two 1-0 guys, and then 1-0 VS 0-1. No offense to Lethal, but he feels like an 0-2 going up against Moxley. Hard to call the other ones but that’s the fun of it. Meanwhile, Blue League sees Brody VS Claudio in a showdown to be 2-0, then Bryan and Andrade finally jump in, Bryan against Eddie and Andrade against Garcia. Sadly, feels like Eddie and Garcia are going 0-2, no way Tony Khan is booking Bryan and Andrade to lose their first shots.
In fact, that could be half the reason they did wait on those two, that’s almost too good for just a first round opener. But I still would’ve done it, same as NJPW does stuff like that for round robins, which this is all modeled after anyway.
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