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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/25/22)

AEW’s champions are on a Rampage!

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AEW Rampage coverage

Revolution is taking shape!

Tonight, Britt Baker and Thunder Rosa sign a contract for the AEW Women’s Championship while Sammy Guevara defends his TNT title!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara VS Andrade El Idolo w/ AHFO; Guevara wins and retains the title.
  • Wardlow w/ Shawn Spears VS Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo; Wardlow wins.
  • The Professor’s Five Minute Rookie Challenge: Serena Deeb VS Kayla Sparks; Deeb wins.
  • Face of the Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy w/ Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Bowens w/ Max Caster; Cassidy wins and advances to the Face of the Revolution.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara VS Andrade El Idolo w/ AHFO!

Watch the entrances on AEW’s YouTube, because this one is starting us off! The titles are raised, and we see if the Spanish God can stay golden against the idol!

The fans rally up as the two stare down. Andrade and Sammy circle, approach, and Andrade shoves Sammy! Sammy tackles Andrade! Sammy fires off, Andrade gets up and they throw forearms back and forth! Sammy ROCKS Andrade, Andrade CHOPS Sammy! Sammy BOOTS Andrade back! Andrade spins Sammy around, hammerlock and facelock but no DDT! Torture rack, but Andrade slips off! Sammy ducks but Andrade avoids the superkick! Fans cheer as the two stand of, and Sammy lounges on the top rope. So Andrade goes tranquilo in the middle rope! Fans cheer as the two taunt each other from afar.

Sammy and Andrade reset and circle again as fans fire up. Andrade wants a handshake? Sammy flips Andrade off! Andrade kicks low, but Sammy blocks to headlock! Andrade powers up, pulls hair and powers out. Andrade runs Sammy over, then things speed up. Sammy hurdles, Andrade waistlocks, CLUBS and CHOPS! Andrade whips Sammy yo a corner, Sammy goes up and over and rolls to then back flip over! DROPKICK! Sammy kips up and he clotheslines Andrade out of the ring! Fans fire up as Sammy builds speed, but Andrade gets in. Sammy dodges, SPANISH FLY on the return! Cover, ONE!!

Sammy grits his teeth, catches his breath, and goes outside to climb up the corner. Fans rally, Andrade gets up and he ROCKS Sammy first. Andrade climbs, brings Sammy up, but Sammy fights back. Andrade throws body shots and forearms but Sammy gives those back. They brawl up top, Sammy hops down and GAMANGIRIS Andrade away! Sammy then triangle jumps, but Andrade shoves him off! Sammy crashes ‘n’ burns into barriers! Fans boo Andrade as AEW goes picture in picture.

Andrade goes out, brings Sammy around to the ramp, and then snap suplexes him to the ramp! Sammy writhes but Andrade leaves him behind. Andrade gets in the ring and the ring count climbs, but Andrade then bails out. He has to win the championship in the ring, but he grabs one of the belts to bring it over. The ref stops him, so Andrade puts the belt down. Andrade storms up on Sammy and he puts him back in. Cover, TWO! Andrade drags Sammy up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Uno amigo! Andrade gets Sammy up again, dos amigos! Andrade gets Sammy up yet again, AEW returns to single picture, CRADLE! TWO!!

Sammy stops Three Amigos but Andrade stomps him down for it! Andrade SLAPS Sammy and the AHFO rally behind him. Andrade wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER, then back suplexes. Sammy lands on his feet to LARIAT! And again! Sammy spins Andrade around, JUMP KNEE! Andrade staggers, Sammy slashes the throat and torture racks! Andrade fights off, shoves Sammy to a corner, then runs in, but misses! Andrade tumbles out of the ring off his knees hitting buckles! The AHFO coaches him up but Sammy builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Andrade! Sammy gets up and puts Andrade back in.

Sammy glares at Hardy, eggs him on, but Kassidy keeps Hardy back. Sammy goes up a corner to the top rope, but Andrade avoids the 450! BOOT! Sammy ends up on ropes, Andrade slingshots for an APRON DDT!! Fans lose their minds while Andrade puts Sammy back in. Andrade fire sup and goes up the corner. Fans rally as Sammy rises, and he GAMANGIRIS Andrade again! Sammy climbs up to join Andrade, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy has to crawl to the cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and Sammy grows frustrated. Sammy SLAPS Andrade so Andrade SLAPS back. It’s a SLAP fight on the mat! Then forearms fire off and fans are loving it!

Both men fall over, having run out of energy from that scrap. A standing count starts, fans rally up, neither man stirs until 5 of 10. Andrade gets to a corner and up at 7, to peel the crossbar and take off the buckle pad! Hardy does the same on another corner while the ref is busy with Andrade! Sammy runs in but Andrade HIP TOSSES Sammy into buckles! Andrade sits Sammy in the corner, fires up and runs corner to corner, CIEN- NO! Sammy avoids the double knees and Andrade eats buckles! Sammy torture racks yet again, but Andrade again fights free! Roll up, and feet on the ropes! TWO!! Wait, did Hardy do something there?

Sammy gets to the corner, Hardy coaches Andrade up. Andrade runs in, Sammy dodges, Andrade keeps from hitting the bare buckle! Andrade CHOPS Sammy, whips him to the corner, but Sammy goes up and over! Andrade again stops himself from hitting the bare buckle, only to turn around into a SUPERKICK! Sammy hurries to the top rope, but Andrade is up! Andrade ROCKS Sammy with a right, then climbs up to join him. Andrade brings Sammy up with the hammerlock, but Sammy fights free! Sammy sweeps the legs, Andrade hits the bare buckle!! Sammy drags himself back up, triangle jump FLYING CUTTER!! Cover, Sammy wins!!

Winner: Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Spanish God pulls it out and keeps the TNT belts! Did Hardy’s help actually sabotage Andrade? Hardy CLOBBERS Sammy from behind either way, and then has him outside! But here comes Darby Allin and Sting! Darby DIVES right onto Hardy! Kassidy turns around, and there’s STIIIING! Sting CLOBBERS Kassidy, Darby goes right up top, COFFIN DROP! The AHFO put out the challenge, this looks like the response! The Icon and the Relentless One are going to join Sammy against Andrade, Hardy and Isiah Kassidy in a TORNADO TRIOS TAG! Who wins the Triple T at Revolution?

 

QT Marshall heads to the ring.

And sadly, he already has a mic. “When will the disrespect end? Cut my music. I didn’t ask for my music to be played. This is the disrespect I’m talking about.” From the fans to his coworkers, it all stems from Team Taz’s Taz! When QT broke Hook in, he taught Hook respect. Hook was to give up his chair to the veterans, to shake everyone’s hand. Fans chant for Hook and he knows they want him, but HE made Hook what he is! Each and every ounce of success that the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil has is thanks to QT! Taz says QT is out of his mind. QT wants Hook to come out here right now to thank QT like the man he thought Hook was. Or else, QT will drag him out by that hair and stretch him in front of his daddy.

See? QT knew Hook wouldn’t come out! He doesn’t have the balls! But wait! Here comes Hook! But then QT sends his Factory students out! Hook arm-drags one, CLOBBERS another, and then puts REDRUM on the third! QT is freaking out, and the fourth guy says no thanks! Now QT is all alone with Hook. Luckily for QT, Hook spares him and returns backstage. Will QT learn to think before he asks them to #SendHook?

 

Dam Lambert & The Men of the Year speak.

Lambert says he’d rather have a root canal than meet with “Tony Conman,” but he took one for the team and demanded Scorpio Sky get a TNT title shot. And do you know what Tony had the nerve to offer instead? A Face of the Revolution Qualifier! What?! The same match Scorpio won the first time? Doesn’t Tony Khan understand Scorpio hasn’t been pinned in 352 days?! Scorpio is already Face of the Revolution. Yes, Lambert knows. Luckily, Tony pulled his head outta his ass long enough for Lambert to talk some sense into him. Tony wouldn’t give Lambert his word, which Lambert would trust about as far as he could throw Keith Lee anyway, but Lambert promises that he’ll get Scorpio his title shot, and that it’ll be before the winner of that joke of a ladder match gets one.

Ethan Page adds that you can trust Lambert. The only title matches Ethan’s had in AEW is because of Lambert. That TNT title match is coming. And then they will get that TNT title! Scorpio accepts that, and he snaps his fingers to cut to black. Will Lambert make Tony Khan give the Men of the Year what they want?

 

Wardlow w/ Shawn Spears VS Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo!

The Pinnacle’s Maestro of Mayhem is in the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match with Keith Lee, “Powerhouse” Hobbs and Ricky Starks, but The Factory’s Freak Beast Wrecking Ball is no joke. Will Wardlow be able to play his Powerbomb Symphony on a man as big as himself? Or will Comoroto have a score of his own tonight?

The bell rings and the two stare down. They tie up, Comoroto gut wrenches and suplexes Wardlow! Fans go nuts seeing that, but then Wardlow kips back up! Wardlow gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! And then he Belly2Belly suplexes! Fans fire up as Wardlow brings Comoroto up. Comoroto fireman’s carries but Wardlow slips off to waistlock again. Comoroto elbows free, Wardlow goes to a corner, and Comoroto runs in to SPLASH but he’s caught! Wardlow Belly2Belly suplexes Comoroto OUT of the ring!

AEW goes picture in picture as Wardlow goes out and his accountabilibuddy, Shawn Spears, gives him space. Wardlow CLOBBERS Comoroto, and then looms over him. Wardlow brings Comoroto up and reels him in, and he dares Solo to do something. But Comoroto RAMS Wardlow into steps! Wardlow gets in the ring, Comoroto pursues, and Comoroto ROCKS Wardlow with a forearm. Wardlow hits back but Comoroto ROCKS him again! Wardlow staggers to a corner, Comoroto storms over and throws heavy body shots and haymakers! Wardlow goes to another corner but Comoroto RAMS his shoulder in!

Comoroto brings Wardlow around, but Wardlow tackles him down! Wardlow rains down fists, Comoroto turns it around to do the same, but Wardlow goes for a triangle hold! Comoroto slips out, facelocks and drags Wardlow up to EuroUpper! Comoroto scoops and SLAMS Wardlow, to then drop a HUGE elbow! Comoroto stalks Wardlow to ropes, brings him up in the corner and ROCKS him with a right. Wardlow kicks back, CLUBS Comoroto, but Comoroto RAMS into him again. Comoroto suplexes Wardlow high and hard! Cover, ONE!! Wardlow still has so much power!

Comoroto stalks Wardlow to a corner, and throws big back elbows! Comoroto brings Wardlow around, CLUBS him on the back, and AEW goes to break.

AEW returns and the two throw hands again! Comoroto whips Wardlow to a corner but runs into a BOOT! Wardlow goes up, but Comoroto ROCKS him first! Comoroto trophy lifts Wardlow?! But Wardlow slips off to CHOKE SLAM Comoroto outta nowhere! Fans are fired up as Wardlow drags Comoroto up, reels him in, but Comoroto powers up to Alabama lift Wardlow! Comoroto RAMS Wardlow into buckles, then ALABAM- NO! Wardlow clubs Comoroto on the back to avoid the slam, and he gets Comoroto up for a POWERBOMB!! Even Spears is shocked! Fans want “One More Time!” so Wardlow gives them the encore!

Wardlow reels Comoroto in, POWERBOMB!! The Symphony has only begun as fans want it again! Solo is freaking out, but Wardlow rolls Comoroto up and reels him in, a THIRD POWERBOMB! And then A FOURTH!! Cover, Wardlow wins!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall

Spears gets in to celebrate with Wardlow, but Solo is climbing up! Solo leaps, but Wardlow catches him! And pops him around, Spears CHAIR SHOTS Solo! Wardlow is pissed, that almost got Wardlow’s hand! Spears says he knows Wardlow is mad, but he will be honest with him since no one else will, and because Spears loves Wardlow like a “little” brother. This whole Powerbomb Symphony thing “isn’t working.” Fans boo but Spears is pretty sure that’s because he said the word “powerbomb.” This isn’t “getting over,” aka it isn’t popular. Fans chant “One More Time!” because they want Spears to get bombed!

Spears says that a month ago, he said it was fine if Wardlow wanted to do his own thing. Wardlow didn’t listen to Spears about not doing the bombs, and look where they are! Time to get back to basics. Just go for the win! Pin the man! One and done, War Dog! No more powerbombs! Fans boo again but Spears says Wardlow has so much potential. Spears and MJF are so proud of him. Spears hugs Wardlow but fans still want “One More Time!” Wardlow scowls through the hug. Will the Maestro of Mayhem still do what he wants when it comes time for the Face of the Revolution?

 

The Professor’s Five Minute Rookie Challenge: Serena Deeb VS Kayla Sparks!

Another week, another “lesson” from the Professor of Professional Wrestling. She’s already 2-0 in her own challenge, beating both opponents in 3 minutes total. Will Sparks fly and show Serena up?

Deeb CLOBBERS Sparks even before the bell! Deeb takes off her jacket while stepping on Sparks, and then she CHOKES Sparks with the jacket! The ref counts, Deeb lets off at 4 so she won’t be disqualified. Deeb then drags Sparks up to EuroUpper! Sparks staggers, Deeb brings her up by her hair to EuroUpper her in the back! And then Deeb drags Sparks up again, to shove her and CLUB her in the back! Deeb kicks Sparks around and we’re already a minute in. Deeb brings Sparks up, puts her up on the top rope backwards, and then gets her up to climb up from behind. Deeb has the legs, then the arms, ELEVATED GORY STRETCH!

The ref counts, Deeb lets off but keeps Sparks up top. Deeb then traps Deeb in a Tree of Woe, for a THRASHING neck wrench! The ref counts, Deeb lets off at 4 and Sparks flops out of the Tree. Fans boo but Deeb soaks it all up. Deeb drags Sparks up but Sparks throws body shots! We’re two minutes in but Deeb arm-drags Sparks down and SLAMS the arm! Deeb hooks up the arm, omoplata and SNAP! Deeb is toying with Sparks but then she SMASHES the knee over and over! SERENITY LOCK! Sparks taps, Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

Well, it helps when you get such an early advantage. But Deeb still only needed 2 minutes and 30 seconds to win, will anyone ever push her to that full five minutes?

 

Rampage returns with the AEW Women’s World Championship contract signing.

Tony Schiavone presides as Thunder Rosa, Britt Baker, and all of Britt’s helpers are already in the ring. Schiavone says they’re here to sign the contract for the match at Revolution between champion Britt and #1 contender Thunder Rosa. They’ve all read the contract, Rosa tells Britt that they’ll give the people what they want: “A better champion than your cheating ass, PERRA!” Rosa then signs on the dotted line, and she shoves the contract to Britt. Britt tells Rosa that she could’ve just signed, but if she wants to talk, fine. Every time Rosa does talk, Rosa can’t keep Britt’s name out of her mouth.

Britt doesn’t blame Rosa. Because the only time Rosa is relevant is when she’s used in the same sentence as Britt. Rosa really believes she made Britt? “Who made that Lights Out Match, Thunder? Who?” Britt didn’t win, Rosa did. They went to war, drenched in each other’s blood, ready to kill each other, and they made history. And yes, Rosa won. So why was everyone talking about Britt? Britt got the shirt, the action figure, she got it all. Who really won? That is where Rosa really started becoming bitter. And now, every day, we all have to hear how hard Rosa is working, how passionate Rosa is, about women’s wrestling.

But that’s only when Rosa is the one leading the charge, right? And Rosa thinks the title will solve her problems? That it’ll validate her? It might. But Rosa will never be Britt. She will never be the star Britt is, and will never be the pillar she is! Britt was building AEW while Rosa was on YouTube, praying that the company Britt was building would hire her! Rosa will never be the Face of AEW! NEVER! Britt will leave Rosa with this: “Jealousy is just hatred built upon insecurities. You don’t hate me, Thunder. You love me. You love everything about me, you love everything that I have. It’s yourself that you hate, because you will never be Dr. Britt Baker, DMD.”

Britt finally signs her part, then Rosa DIVES Over the table! Hayter goes after Rosa and they brawl! Rebel gets out, because here comes Mercedes Martinez! Mercedes DECKS Rebel, throws her aside, then gets in the ring to get after Hayter! Mercedes has Hayter’s hair but Hayter breaks free, and these two stare down. But then Hayter turns around and Rosa ROCKS her! Mercedes SPINEBUSTERS Hayter through the table! Rosa picks up Britt’s belt, but will she be the rightful owner at Revolution?

 

Mark Henry interviews our main eventers!

Orange Cassidy has a chance to go to the Face of the Revolution, but Cassidy has a question. Does he have to climb something tonight? Wheeler Yuta tells Cassidy no, the ladder match is at Revolution the PPV. You don’t have to climb a ladder or anything tonight. All he has to do to qualify is to beat Anthony Bowens 1v1 in a wrestling match. Oh, yeah, okay, Cassidy can wrestle so that’s fine. Max Caster says no, Cassidy cannot “wrestle,” and he cannot beat Bowens. Bowens is one of the best on the planet! Cassidy thinks he can out wrestle Anthony Bowens with that Macklemore, Ryan Gosling with scurvy lookin ass?

Bowens says Cassidy may want to be the Face of the Revolution, but he has the face of Ellen DeGeneres. Is he even listening? Yo, listen! Cassidy stopped listening hours ago. Ugh. Well, then listen to what they have to say in the arena, smart guy. Yeah, EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed! And that is a mic drop! Well then, looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event! Will the Five Tool Player make sure to beat Freshly Squeezed to a pulp? Or will Cassidy actually get serious and try tonight?

Face of the Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy w/ Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Bowens w/ Max Caster!

There was already plenty of talk but Platinum Max has a diss track! “Yo, Acclaimed got the take up. Yo, Orange Cassidy, you wake up! Yo, I don’t like you. Anthony, he’s about to come fight you. Best Friends, very nice, very evil. But I guess you’re not friends with any Black people…” Seems sus to The Acclaimed. But Connecticut! The Acclaimed have arrived! Will they be going to Orlando’s Addition Financial Arena as part of the ladder match? Or are five tools not enough to stop Sloth Style?

Caster dares Cassidy to spit something and he throws the mic at him. Cassidy picks it up, Wheeler hypes the fans up, and Cassidy says, “Yo. Yo… Okay listen.” He puts one hand up, and puts it in his pocket before giving Caster the “lethal” shin kicks. Caster rushes Cassidy but Cassidy dodges and Wheeler drags him out of the ring! Yuta DECKS Caster, Cassidy dodges Bowens at the bell to shotgun dropkick! Cassidy kips up as Bowens bails out, and Cassidy says, “Word to your mother.” Then he drops the mic to DIVE onto Bowens! Fans fire up as Bowens hits railing and Cassidy gives a lazy fist bump to Yuta.

But then Caster returns, PLATINUM CHAIN PUNCH to Yuta! Bowens pulls Cassidy back, pops him up, and blocks the rana to pop Cassidy around! Electric Chair SLAM to the apron! Fans fire up as Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed!” Bowens puts Cassidy in, covers, ONE! Bowens storms around while medics help Yuta up to the back. Bowens fires off on Cassidy as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Bowens and Caster taunt the fans and soak up the heat before Bowens brings Cassidy up. Bowens suplexes then covers, TWO! Bowens drags Caster back to dig a knee into Cassidy’s back. Bowens pulls the arms back in a motorcycle stretch but Cassidy endures. Cassidy fights up, and wants to put his hands in his pockets! Bowens stops that, but Cassidy keeps trying! Cassidy tries again, but Bowens CLUBS him on the back! Ripcord and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cassidy is still in this but Bowens keeps his cool. Bowens drags Cassidy up and throws him out of the ring.

Bowens then distracts the ref so Caster can CHOKE Cassidy with the chain! Caster drags Cassidy around the way, pushes him into the apron, and then lets off, playing dumb. Bowens goes out, drags Cassidy up and into the ring, and then pulls him to the post. Bowens pulls the arms to dig the post into Cassidy’s shoulder! The ref counts, Bowens lets off at 4 to high-five Caster and soak up the heat. Bowens then gets in the ring to cover, TWO! Bowens is annoyed as he looms over Cassidy. Bowens drags Cassidy up to CHOP him, then CHOP him again! Cassidy goes to a corner but Bowens stomps away!

Bowens soaks up the heat while the ref reprimands. Cassidy crawls but Bowens talks trash right in his face. Cassidy cradles! TWO!! Bowens kicks low, turns Cassidy and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cassidy writhes but Bowens stalks him to a corner. Bowens drags Cassidy up as Rampage returns to single picture. Bowens RAMS Cassidy into buckles, then he drags Cassidy back up to RAM him in again! Fans rally for Cassidy while Bowens talks smack on Cassidy. “Everyone loves the Acclaimed!” Cassidy scissors fingers and then gives a thumbs up! Bowens drags Cassidy up and whips him corner to corner.

Cassidy up tumbles out, blocks Bowens’ attack and bumps Bowens off buckles! Cassidy then runs Bowens side to side to bump him off more buckles! And then back the other way! Bowens staggers, Cassidy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cassidy bounces off and keeps going, he ducks and dodges to tilt-o-whirl but Bowens blocks! Bowens shoves Cassidy away, Caster swipes at him, but Cassidy swipes back. The ref reprimands while Cassidy runs into Bowens’ back elbow! JAB! CHOP! SUPERKICK! Cassidy flounders, Bowens drags him up! Suplex, STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Bowens staggers, Cassidy gets up and runs in, to BOOT!

Cassidy brings Bowens around, but Bowens turns Orange Punch into a swinging rack! FACEBUSTER! Bowens keeps moving, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Cassidy survives and Caster coaches Bowens up. A standing count starts as fans are thunderously rallying. Bowens clamps on with a chinlock then he drags Cassidy up. Torture rack, but Cassidy slips off and shoves. Scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Cassidy gets himself to the apron and Caster backs off. Fans rally and duel as Cassidy makes sure Caster backs off more. Bowens ROCKS Cassidy with an uppercut! Bowens brings Cassidy through ropes, but Cassidy fights it!

Cassidy throws body shots, Bowens CLUBS him on the back! Cassidy and Bowens brawl more, Cassidy fires off so many body shots! Bowens KNEES Cassidy down! Fans are all fired up as Bowens gets Cassidy up, only for Cassidy to back drop Bowens out! The Acclaimed regroup, only for Cassidy to SPRINGBOARD SENTON! Direct hit on both members, and Cassidy gets Bowens back up and in the ring! Cassidy hurries up top, leaps, FLYING DDT! And then tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives and both men are down! Fans rally up again as both men stir. Cassidy gets up to his feet but Caster tosses the boombox!

The ref sees that and fights over the boombox with Bowens. Caster gets on the apron but Cassidy swipes at him. Bowens rolls Cassidy up, the ref is late to the count, TWO!! LARIAT from Bowens! Bowens gets Cassidy up and in, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Fans are loving this but Caster is furious! Cassidy flops out of the ring, Bowens distracts the ref, and Caster prepares the chain! But wait, what is this ring crew guy doing creeping up to Caster? He touches Caster on the head? Caster turns around, and SURPRISE! Danhausen is here! And he’s just cursed Caster! Danhausen dodges the platinum punch, and Caster turns around into an ORANGE PUNCH!

Bowens freaks out, Cassidy slingshots in and gets around, ORANGE PUNCH for Bowens!! Cover, Cassidy wins!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (advances to the Face of the Revolution)

Keith Lee is Limitless, Wardlow is a Maestro of Mayhem, Will Hobbs is a Powerhouse and Ricky Starks is Absolute, but now this ladder match is FRESHLY SQUEEZED! Will Orange Cassidy be able to get serious enough to overcome such powerful obstacles?


My Thoughts:

A great episode here! For one, AEW loves getting Rampage going with a bang, and the TNT Championship match was definitely the way to do that. Sammy retains and then we get a great little brawl to confirm we’re getting that Tornado Trios match for Revolution. As I said for Dynamite, I’m thinking since Sammy won here, the AHFO finds a way to win at the PPV. But at the same time, it looked like Matt Hardy was doing his best to sabotage Andrade, though in a way that could be spun as him trying to help and it all backfiring. Maybe Kassidy is in the match to take the loss while Hardy and Andrade end up at odds.

That was a good segment from QT Marshall, his “students,” and Hook. Hook continues to be very popular with the fans, he’ll definitely have a match with QT and it will be great whether it’s a squash or an actual challenge for Hook. Meanwhile, things are going as I figured with Serena Deeb. She took a little longer with Kayla Sparks than she did the previous match, slowly but steadily choosing to get closer and closer to that time limit. The fifth “rookie” could be the one that gets Serena, she snaps and beats them up, Shida returns for her revenge. And the contract signing had good promos, and also went as I figured: Rosa attacked, Hayter went after her, Mercedes helped out. There’s still another week left but I would think this is where the math settles, this is Rosa’s chance.

Wardlow VS Comoroto was great stuff, especially given how similar they are. Wardlow of course wins, and Spears had a good promo trying to bury the Powerbomb Symphony. All the more reason Wardlow is going to turn on the Pinnacle. Lambert and Men of the Year sticking together this long is whatever, but it makes sense Scorpio still wants a shot at the TNT title. Sammy VS Scorpio would be a pretty good match, with winner of that facing the Face of the Revolution winner. We got another great interview promo segment before the main event, and that main event was great stuff. It was certainly one of Bowens’ best singles matches, but I figured Cassidy would win this. He’s definitely an underdog in the ladder match, given who else is in it, maybe he ends up the winner?

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/15/25)

Let the carnage begin!

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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?

Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
  • Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?

The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.

Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.

Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.

Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!

Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!

Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!

The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!

Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?

 

MVP speaks.

“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”

Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!

Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?

 

“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”

What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.

But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?

 

AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”

That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.

“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!

The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?

The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.

Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!

MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!

Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!

The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!

Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!

Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!

Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall

MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?

 

Jeff Jarrett is here!

Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”

Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”

The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning  MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”

The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.

“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.

The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.

But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.

And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.

And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!

MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?

MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!

Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?

 

Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!

Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?

Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.

Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!

The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!

The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!

Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!

Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!

Winner: Hook, by disqualification

The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!

SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.

Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.

Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.

AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”

Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!

Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.

AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?

Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.

Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!

Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!

Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!

Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.

Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!

Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!

The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!

Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?

The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!

Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)

Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?

The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.

Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!

Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!

Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.

Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!

Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.

Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.

The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!

The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)

Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.

Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.

Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.

Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.

Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.

Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.

And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.

My Score: 8.7/10

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The Swaggy Awards return for their 10th annual installment. This year’s show is again split into two awesome parts so tune in to see who won!

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The Attitude Of Aggression returns for the 10th Annual Swaggy Awards, our annual celebration of the best-of-the-best in pro wrestling for 2024. It’s hard to believe that we have been doing this for a decade, but here we are. The guys again decided to split the Swaggy Awards into two parts. Here on Part 1 of the Swaggys, we have our largest panel yet as Dave was joined by Swaggy veterans, PC Tunney, AJ Balaz, and Kinny Killa for this celebration of the past year in pro wrestling. But we also welcome to the Swaggys DJ & Rob from The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, as well as welcoming back to the show the one and only Rey Ca$h. Here on Part 1, the gang passed out some virtual hardware in categories such as Breakout Star of the Year, Rivalry of the Year, Storyline of the Year, PPV/PLE of the Year, and much, much more. And, of course, there is our unsanctioned award (IYKYK). You never know what will happen on the Swaggys. Who walked away with the gold and the glory here on Part 1? Tune in and find out.

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About Chairshot Radio Network

Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!

 MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)

TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)

WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling) 

THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)

FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)

SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast

SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast 

CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS

Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)

TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends

Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5

Classic POD is WAR


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