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Mitchell’s AEW Revolution Results & Report! (3/6/22)

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Revolution 2022

The Revolution in pro-wrestling continues!

AEW continues to be the Revolution in pro-wrestling, but will Hangman Adam Page continue to be the AEW World Champion against Adam Cole?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Buy In – Leyla Hirsch VS Kris Statlander; Hirsch wins.
  • The Buy In – Hook VS QT Marshall; Hook wins.
  • The Buy In – Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS PAC, Penta Oscuro & Erick Redbeard; The House of Black wins.
  • Chris Jericho VS Eddie Kingston; Kingston wins.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championship Triple Threat: Jurassic Express VS The Young Bucks VS reDRagon; Jurassic Express wins and retains the titles.
  • Face of the Revolution Ladder Match: Keith Lee VS Wardlow VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Ricky Starks VS Orange Cassidy VS Christian Cage; Wardlow wins and earns a future AEW TNT Championship match.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay; Cargill wins and retains the title.
  • Dog Collar Match: CM Punk VS MJF; Punk wins.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Britt Baker w/ Jamie Hayter & Rebel VS Thunder Rosa; Baker wins and retains the title.
  • Jon Moxley VS Bryan Danielson; Moxley wins.
  • Six Man Tornado Tag: Sting, Darby Allin & Sammy Guevara VS AHFO; Sting, Allin & Guevara win.
  • AEW World Championship: Hangman Page VS Adam Cole; Hangman wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Buy In – Leyla Hirsch VS Kris Statlander!

Once friends, now bitter enemies, a tale as old as pro-wrestling. #LEGIT Leyla and the Galaxy’s Greatest Alien are done with words and backstage brawls, it’s time to have it out in the ring! They both say the other was a bad friend,  so how far will these two go to prove they were always the better wrestler?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. Leyla rushes in but gets run over! Leyla gets up to try again but Kris scoops her for a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Kris stays put as Leyla gets back up. Fans are rallying behind “Statlander! Statlander!” and Leyla rushes into a headlock takeover. Leyla fights up, powers out but Kris whips her. Things speed up, Kris handsprings but Leyla PENALTY KICKS the arm! Leyla WRINGS that arm out, then CLUBS Kris from behind. Leyla stomps Kris at the ropes, the ref counts but Leyla lets off. Leyla’s fans cheer her own while Kris flops out of the ring.

Leyla SMACKS Kris off steel steps, then puts Kris’ bad arm in between steps and post! Leyla dropkicks the steps and smashes the arm! Leyla smirks and puts Kris back in, then taunts her. “How’d that feel, you stupid alien!?” Leyla wraps the bad arm around ropes to kick away on it! The ref counts, Leyla lets off at 4 to run, but Kris POWERSLAMS her down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and duel as Kris drags Leyla to a drop zone. Kris goes up the corner, but Leyla hits the ropes to trip her up! Leyla CLUBS Kris into the Tree of Woe, and she throws knees into Kris’ back! Leyla stomps a mudhole into Kris, then pulls on the arm!

The ref counts, Leyla lets go at 4 to CHOP Kris! Leyla then runs side to side to dropkick the bad arm! Fans rally and duel but Leyla stomps Kris. Kris grits her teeth, Leyla pie faces her, but Kris throws haymakers and CHOPS! Leyla gets around, trips Kris up, ARMBAR! Kris hurries to clasp hands, and she stacks Leyla up for a cover, TWO! Leyla knees low, runs, but springboards into Kris’ arms! Kris SLAMS Leyla down, then sits her up for a body scissor squeeze! Leyla endures, throws back elbows but Kris CLUBS Leyla back. Kris keeps on the squeeze but Leyla works to break the hold. Kris SLAPS Leyla around, so Leyla ROCKS Kris with the elbow!

Leyla rains down elbows but Kris gets away. They get up and they’re throwing wild! Kris ROCKS Leyla, Leyla ROCKS Kris! Kris ROCKS Leyla, Leyla ROCKS Kris! Fans fire up as the forearms keep flying! Leyla gets the edge, shoves, but Kris ducks to fires off and BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up, Kris rallies with lariats and elbows! Leyla gets under the boot to get the leg, and she spins Kris, but Kris ROUNDHOUSES through! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Kris fires up while Leyla is down. Fans rally up as Leyla gets to a corner. Kris runs in, BIG EuroUpper! Kris goes side to side to KNEE Leyla down!

Leyla gets to the apron and Kris goes out after her. Leyla stands, but she blocks the boot to trip Kris up! But then Kris blocks the knee to UPPERCUT! Kris gut wrenches, tucks Leyla in, but Leyla rolls through! They both get up on the edge, Leyla ENZIGURIS the arm! Leyla then goes up to RANA Kris to the floor! Leyla gets herself in the ring while fans lose their minds! The ring count climbs, Kris stands at 5 of 10 and gets in at 6. Leyla runs in, to KNEE Kris down! RIPCORD SAIDO! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Leyla holds onto the waistlock, to flip Kris over and get the LEGIT ARMBAR!!

Kris endures, reaches out, crawls over, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Leyla lets off at 4. Kris crawls to a corner, Leyla runs in to KICK the bad arm! Leyla fires forearms, sweeps the legs and rolls to run in, DOUBLE KNEES! But Kris puts Leyla on the apron! Kris ROCKS Leyla, goes up the corner and drags Leyla up to join her. Kris CLUBS Leyla, but Leyla throws body shots in return. Leyla ROCKS Kris and she hops down. Leyla drags Kris up with a HANGING SLEEPER! But Kris powers through that to Electric Chair Lift! Kris goes up the corner, to SUPER ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM! But she’s not done, she fisherman FALCON’S ARROW! Cover, TWO!!

Leyla survives but Kris can’t believe it! Leyla bails out while fans are all fired up! Wait, Leyla gets a spare crossbar! Kris reaches out and gets CRACKED with the bar!! Leyla hurries up the corner, LEGIT MOONSAULT! Cover, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by pinfall

Well, that wasn’t exactly legit! Leyla had help from a little friend hiding under the ring. Will Leyla use whatever she has to in order to continue towards the top?

Wait, Red Velvet rushes out. Velvet was the mutual friend between these two, but she’s clearly siding with Kris over this one. Will the Chef have to be the one to set Leyla right?

 

Tony Schiavone goes to the ring.

He says tonight, we have a very special guest. Let’s bring that man out right now! Wait, the music and the tron! Kenny Omega?! Nope. Just Don Callis. Callis of course represents The Cleaner in all things as his adviser, but he completely trolled everyone using Omega’s theme song. Callis says, “What? Were you expecting somebody else?” DUH! But sorry, we don’t get Omega tonight. Tonight, we will listen to Callis! Fans tell him to STFU. Callis doesn’t know why the fans are complaining, he and Omega gave us the best world title run in the history of this business!

Multiple title matches, multiple match of the year candidates, multiple five star matches! And all while Omega had catastrophic injuries! And Callis blames the FANS for that! They couldn’t get enough Omega! “One more five-star match, please! One more world title, Kenny!” The fans sucked the life outta Omega! And Callis was thinking of having Omega here, but when he saw what was on the card, he said no! He couldn’t stand the level of violence on this card! A ladder match, Moxley VS Danielson ripping each other’s heads off, and a dog collar match! But it’ll be a great night for The Elite, as Callis expects the Young Bucks to win those AEW World Tag Team titles!

And even Adam Cole has been doing a great job for Kenny. In fact, he’s even created a group within the group. Some might call it a sleeper cell or something, who knows. But we all understand that if Omega were here, HE would be winning the world title in the main event. But since Omega isn’t here, Callis is very confident Adam Cole will be your NEW AEW World Champion! And Callis thinks that’s great! Adam Cole will be a fantastic transitional champion, up until the second Omega walks back through those doors and takes his place as the AEW World Champion! Because as we know, there is only one diamond in this business, and his name is Kenny BAH GAWD Omega.

Callis has stated his opinion and his prediction, but will the Best Bout Machine be able to fulfill everything Callis promised?

 

The Buy In – Hook VS QT Marshall!

Team Taz’s Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil does things his way, and The Factory doesn’t like that. Speaking of, The Factory walks with QT as he has a mic. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned over my successful career, it’s that when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.” Fans chant for Hook already, and QT says as much as he doesn’t want to have do this, as “that sensation” is one of QT’s prized students, QT is going to teach Hook what being cold-hearted is really all about. Big words, but will QT be able to back them up?

The bell rings and fans fire up even more for Hook. QT is annoyed, he ties up with Hook and Hook gets around to get a leg and trip QT. Fans cheer as Hook stares QT down. QT gets up, fans sing, “Hook is gonna kill~ you~!” QT points his finger at Hook, Hook grabs the arm for a morote sayanagi! And then Hook hooks QT up in a modified STF! QT gets the ropebreak and the ref counts, Hook lets off at 4. Hook storms over but QT puts him in the corner! Hook turns things right back around to fire off heavy hands, and a headbutt! QT kicks low, fans boo, but QT whips. Hook reverses and reels QT in, T-BONE SUPLEX!

QT gets up, Hook LARIATS QT outta the ring! Fans fire up for Hook and QT dares Hook to come out after him. Hook doesn’t budge. QT gets on the apron and in the ring to pie face Hook! Hook chases after QT at the ropes, but QT cheap shots Hook! QT throws Hook out and then goes out the side. Fans rally behind Hook as QT runs in, Hook catches Boot into SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX! QT writhes, Hook gets him up and into the ring. Hook stalks QT to a corner but QT YANKS him into buckles! QT storms in to stomp Hook down. Fans chant, “QT SUCKS!” but he suplexes Hook high and hard!

QT goes to the corner, then runs out to drop a BIG elbow! Cover, ONE!! QT is frustrated and he drags Hook up. Fans rally, Hook slips out of the scoop but QT elbows him. Hook ducks under, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! QT escapes but Hook knees him low. QT rakes Hook’s eyes! Fans boo but QT hauls Hook up to back suplex! QT then goes to the corner and climbs up. QT stands but Hook hits ropes to trip QT up! Hook clinches, EL CAMINO PLEX! Hook waistlocks, QT holds ropes then elbows Hook away! QT shouts out DDP but Hook denies Diamond Cutter! QT ducks the clothesline, goes up but Hook stays back. REDRUM!!

Fans are thunderous as Hook gets the body scissor! QT taps, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission

Undefeated, 6-0, and all with the submission hold handed down from his father! Will the rest of the roster hope they don’t #SendHook their way?

 

The Buy In – Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS PAC, Penta Oscuro & Erick Redbeard!

Buddy Matthews, Brody King & Malakai Black thought they crushed Death Triangle, but they’ve only come back even stronger! Will the Bastard, #CeroMiedo and the Dreadbeard tear down the House? Or will the House always win?

The trios sort out and Malakai BOOTS Pac at the bell! Pac gets up to throw forearms with Malakai, but Malakai kicks and runs. Pac dodges to BOOT Malakai! Malakai gets right up and the two stare down. Fans fire up and Buddy holds out a hand. Malakai tags him, and Pac tags Penta! Penta and Buddy stare down as fans rally up. Fans chant it, so Penta tells Buddy, “CERO! MIEDO!” Buddy takes those fingers and bends them! Penta laughs as he CHOPS back! Buddy doesn’t flinch, but Penta bobs ‘n’ weaves. Penta headlocks, Buddy powers out but Penta ducks and dodges to RANA! Buddy slides out, Penta fires up, but he fakes Buddy out, and the two come face to face!

Fans fire up as Penta says it again, “CERO! MIEDO!” Buddy blocks the superkick, rolls Penta, TWO! Penta blocks, rolls Buddy, TWO! Buddy runs into a sweep, Penta covers, ONE! Penta runs into a sweep, Buddy covers, ONE! They both handspring up and stare down and the fans fire up! Buddy backs away, Brody tags in! Fans fire up for it, so Penta tags in Erick! Erick and Brody rush in and RAM shoulders over and over and over! They’re not backing down! They’re speeding up! They go around, stop to catch their breath, and they throw forearms back and forth! Fans are fired up, the rest of the House goes after Death Triangle!

Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Penta while Buddy is after Pac! Erick fires off on Brody then runs, but Brody follows and dodges, but Erick DROPKICKS him out! Then WRECKS Brody with another dropkick! Erick goes out, he runs and CLOBBERS Buddy and Malakai! Then he comes back to CROSSBODY Brody! Fans fire up with Erick! Erick puts Brody in the ring, tag to Penta. Fans rally and Penta brings Brody up but Brody ROCKS and whips Penta to the House’s corner. Brody DECKS Erick, then runs in to CANNONBALL onto Penta! Tag to Malakai, he drags Penta out to a cover, TWO!

Malakai drags Penta up, whips him to ropes and CLOBBERS him! Cover, TWO! Malakai drags Penta up, wrenches, and tags in Buddy. They mug Penta, Buddy stomps Penta then brings him up to JAB him to the corner. Buddy runs in but Penta kicks him away. Penta hits Brody and Malakai, then runs at Buddy. Buddy throws Penta back, so Penta goes under! Buddy has the leg, but Penta ENZIGURIS! Hot tag to Pac! Pac shoulders into Buddy, slingshots up and over and comes back to sobat, front kick and sobat again! Basement dropkick! Fans fire up and Pac runs in to uppercut Buddy down! Pac then goes up, but Malakai rushes over!

Pac hops down to kick Malakai away. Pac slingshots, but into Buddy’s DRAPING DDT! Both men are down, Buddy crawls over, tag to Brody. Brody drags Pac up, ROCKS Pac with a right then CHOPS him in the corner! Fans are stinging from that shot! Brody ROCKS Pac again, stands him back up and CHOPS him again! Tag to Malakai, they mug Pac, and Malakai snap suplexes. Cover, ONE, but he drags Pac up with a double wristlock. Malakai hits a takedown, headscissors Pac’s head, and fans rally up as Pac gets the ropebreak. But Buddy distracts the ref so the ref misses it! Malakai drags Pac from the ropes to get away with it.

Fans rally, Pac endures and fights around, and now the ref sees him get the ROPEBREAK! Malakai lets off, brings Pac up, snapmare and knee drop! Cover, TWO! Malakai drags Pac up, KICKS him to the House’s corner, and tags in Buddy. Buddy drags Pac up, ROCKS him with a right, and then snapmares him to KICK him in the back! Cover, TWO! Buddy wraps on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Pac is already red but he fights up as fans rally. Buddy brings Pac to the corner, Malakai tags in and they mug Pac again. Malakai KICKS Pac, tags Buddy back in, but Pac fights them off! Buddy knees low, he and Malakai double back suplex, but Pac slips out!

The House tries to get him again, but Pac elbows both Buddy and Malakai away! Hot tag to Penta! Penta goes up to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Penta also DECKS Brody! Penta CHOPS Buddy, CHOPS Malakai, but Buddy whips Penta to the corner. Penta goes up and over, BACKSTABBER! Penta dodges Malakai to SLINGBLADE! SLINGBLADE for Buddy! Wheelbarrow and roll, DESTROYER for Buddy!! And then SUPERKICK for Malakai! Cover, TWO!! Buddy survives and Penta can’t believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Penta drags Buddy away from the House. Penta reels Buddy in, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Buddy trips Penta!

Buddy catapults Penta, but Erick tags in! Buddy turns around to see Erick there, and Erick ROCKS him, then throws him down! Slingshot senton! Erick gets Buddy up but Buddy slips out. Malakai tags, Erick clotheslines Buddy out! Malakai BOOTS and KICKS and KICKS! Erick blocks, spins Malakai and scoop shim, to then suplex CUTTER! Cover, Brody breaks it! Buddy also gets back in, but Erick grabs Buddy with both hands. Buddy uses both his hands to go after Erick’s eyes! They end up in the corner, Pac tags in, Erick shoves Buddy away. Erick boots but Malakai blocks to JUMP KNEE! Pac springboards to missile dropkick!

Buddy is up top, he METEORAS Pac down! Penta SUPERKICKS Buddy! Penta then dodges Malakai to springboard, into a BOOT! But Pac rolls Malakai up, TWO! Pac ducks the kick, hops up, POISON-RANA for Malakai! Brody tags in to DISCUS Pac! Erick ROCKS Brody with a forearm but Brody comes back with his own! The behemoths brawl again and fans fire up! Brody gets the edge, then HEADBUTTS! Erick stays up but Brody runs, into a BOOT! Brody stays up, Erick runs in but Brody dodges to LARIAT! Erick stays up!? to HEEL KICK! Brody staggers, comes back to LARIAT! Erick rebounds into a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Fans are thunderous as Penta tags in! Brody still wants after Erick, but Erick headbutts low! Erick runs but is thrown out! Brody builds speed to DIVE!! Direct hit and the giants go down! Malakai and Buddy crawl after Pac and Penta. They all meet at the center of the ring, and they start throwing hands! Fans fire up as the brawling goes back and forth! Buddy kicks, Penta sends it into Malakai! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Buddy! Malakai runs into a SNAP GERMAN! Penta goes out while Pac FLIES onto Buddy! Penta brings Malakai up while Erick whips Brody hard into railing! Penta catches Malakai to pump handle, but Malakai fights free!

Malakai KNEES Penta, but Penta POSTS Malakai! SUPERKICK, then Penta reels Malakai in! Fans fire up, “CERO! MIEDO!” APRON FEAR FACTOR!!! Penta puts Malakai back in and covers, but wait, Malakai isn’t legal!? Buddy has Penta’s arms, SURFBOARD CURB STOMP!! Cover, Pac breaks it!! Pac has Buddy, but Malakai gives him BLACK MASS!! Erick returns and he stalks Malakai and Buddy. Buddy tags Malakai, but they realize who is standing there. Penta tags and Erick stares the two House members down. Erick ROCKS Malakai, puts Buddy in a corner but Buddy elbows and BOOTS him! Buddy goes up, leaps, into a choke grip!

Erick nods his head, but Malakai gives him BLACK MASS!! Erick ends up on the ropes but he drags himself up! Malakai can’t believe what he’s seeing! Malakai and Buddy both rush in, but into choke grips! Buddy gets free and gets in the ref’s way, Malakai MISTS Erick!! Buddy JUMPING KNEES Erick, and Brody returns to scoop Erick for a PILEDRIVER! Cover, the House of Black wins!!

Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall

The darkness returns and destroys the Dreadbeard! Is this the end of things? Or will Death Triangle rise up when Fenix returns?

 

Chris Jericho VS Eddie Kingston!

Le Champion has Orlando singing Judas for him, because as far as he’s concerned, he’s THE BIG GUY in AEW! Will he prove Kingston is always going to be a big time loser? Or will the Mad King finally win the big one?

The bell rings and these two tie up! Kingston gets around, HALF ‘N’ HALF right away! The fans are thunderous for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” while Jericho clutches his head. Kingston goes after Jericho but Jericho holds ropes. Kingston lets off, Jericho staggers and bails out of the ring. Kingston goes after Jericho, and fish hooks his mouth! Kingston smacks Jericho off the apron and puts him in the ring. Kingston gets Jericho up, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Kingston grinds Jericho with a chinlock, covers, ONE! Kingston throws headbutts to put Jericho in a corner. Then Kingston JABS, CHOPS, repeat!

Jericho knees back and pokes Kingston in the eye! Kingston bails out now but Jericho goes out and DECKS him! Jericho drags Kingston up and smacks Kingston off railing! Fans fire up, Kingston CHOPS back! Jericho ROCKS Kingston with a haymaker, puts Kingston in the corner, and he throws down hands! Jericho lets off as fans rally for Eddie, and Jericho flips off the fans! Kingston eggs Jericho on, so Jericho JABS him in the eye! Jericho throws knees, Kingston staggers but he ENZIGURIS! Jericho fires up and Kingston CHOPS! Jericho CHOPS, but Kingston brings down the straps!

Kingston CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Fans fire up for every CHOP, and Kingston grimaces for a moment. Jericho CHOPS again, but Kingston fires up to CHOP and CHOP and CHOP! Kingston has Jericho in the corner for the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! The ref counts, Kingston lets off, but Jericho pokes the eye! Kingston pokes Jericho’s eye back! Kinston hits a DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans are fired up as Kingston checks his eye. Kingston tells the ref he’s fine, and he brings Jericho up to JAB! And CHOP! “I’m gonna hurt you!” Kingston BITES Jericho’s ear! Kingston whips Jericho, Jericho reverses then clotheslines from behind!

Jericho clotheslines point blank over and over and over! But Kingston just gets pissed! So Jericho pokes him in the eye again! Jericho puts Kingston up top, and CHOPS him! And then JABS Kingston in the eye again! Jericho climbs up, Kingston BITES him on the forehead! Jericho BOPS Kingston in the eye again! Jericho climbs up to rain down fists! He gets all 10, then SUPER STEINERS! Fans are thunderous and Jericho covers, TWO! Kingston is still in this but Jericho stomps him down. Fans chant “Y2J!” but Jericho flips them off for that, too. Jericho rips a buckle pad right off, but the ref reprimands.

Jericho drags Kingston up, but Kingston blocks the punch to hit the EXPLODER! Jericho flounders to ropes as fans fire up for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” again. Kingston gets up, staggers over and joins Jericho on the apron. Jericho fights the exploder this time, throws some knees, then snap suplexes Kingston to the floor! It was double-edged and fans lose their minds! Jericho gets up as the ring count starts. “This is Awesome!” as Jericho hobbles over. Jericho drags Kingston up, puts him in, then slowly gets in. He ducks the Uraken, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Kingston sits up in a daze, but Jericho drags him up, for another GERMAN SUPLEX!

Jericho grins and he drags Kingston back up. Jericho CLUBS Kingston, but Kingston fights the waistlock! Kingston throws elbows, runs, but Jericho gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! LIONSAULT!! Cover, TWO!! Kingston survives and fans are thunderous again! Both men slowly rise as fans rally and duel. Jericho drags himself up the ropes and then stalks Kingston. Jericho brings Kingston up, throws forearms then whips Kingston to the corner, but Kingston comes back to LARIAT! Kingston staggers about, gets over to Jericho and drags him back up. Kingston whips, kitchen sink turns into roll up! ONE, WALLS OF JERICHO!!

Kingston endures as the fans go nuts! Kingston crawls, claws, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jericho holds until the ref counts 4, and he raises his hands like he won. Fans are torn while Jericho rests against ropes. Jericho realizes he didn’t win so he gets mad at the ref. The ref pushes Jericho back, not taking any of his attitude! Jericho drags Kingston up, but into the SAIDO! Kingston fires up, drags Jericho back up, another SAIDO! Kingston loads up, URAKEN!! Cover, TWO?!? Jericho survives and no one can believe it! Kingston checks with the ref but no, that was two. Kingston gets up, fires up, and he brings Jericho up.

Kingston scoops but the back gives out! CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!?! Jericho is furious but he rains down haymakers and tells Kingston to just stay down! Jericho SLAPS Kingston around, then drags him back up. GERMAN SUPLEX! But Kingston’s right back up!! But he runs into  CODE BREAKER!! Jericho won’t cover, he goes to a corner! Jericho wants Kingston to get up as he prepares the elbow. Kingston crawls, Jericho stalks him, JUDAS E- NO! Kingston ducks, Jericho elbows the bare buckle! URAKEN!! And another URAKEN! STRETCH PLUM!! Jericho endures but he’s caught! Fans are going nuts as Kingston TWISTS! JERICHO TAPS, KINGSTON WINS!!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by submission

He did it! He won the big one!! Kingston even has to ask the ref about that, but it’s true! What a way to open Revolution! And of course, Jericho did say he would shake Kingston’s hand. Kingston offers the handshake, and he has the fans cool off so we can hear Jericho say it. Kingston says he respects Jericho, so Jericho needs to shake his hand. Jericho gets up, reaches out, hesitates, and then leaves! So much for that. But with this win over THE Chris Jericho, will this be a new beginning for Kingston?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championship Triple Threat: Jurassic Express VS The Young Bucks VS reDRagon!

Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus have wanted to face the very best in AEW, and after two different Battle Royals played out, it looks like they got ’em! Matt & Nick Jackson are on uneasy terms with Bobby Fish & Kyle O’Reilly, will that help the champions get away with the gold? Or will we see new champions here in Orland?

The introductions are made, the titles are raised, and we see if the numbers spell disaster for Jurassic Express!

This kind of Triple Threat, only two teams are legal. JB steps up against Kyle, and Fish starts taunting the champs that they’re not safe anywhere in the ring. JB looks at the Bucks as he circles with Kyle. They feel things out, Kyle kicks a leg and JB goes to a corner. Fans chant for “ALL THESE GUYS! ALL THESE GUYS!” as Kyle gets a headlock. Kyle grinds JB down, but JB fights up and powers out. Kyle runs JB over, things speed up and Kyle BOOTS JB! Kyle then runs, JB hurdles and monkey flips him! JB arm-drags Kyle, Fish gets in but backs down as JB rushes him. JB turns around and Kyle KICKS his leg!

Kyle KNEES JB’s arm, wrenches the arm but JB fights off the elbow breaker while Fish and Luchasaurus banter. JB knuckle locks, CHOPS and KICKS, then goes up and up and rebounds, but Kyle drops down on the arm-drag for an ARMBAR! JB gets the ROPEBREAK, so Kyle stomps him and tags in Fish. reDRagon gets JB up to double wrench and double ELBOW BREAKER! They double whip, for DOUBLE KICKS! Fish brings JB around, wrenches again, then tags Matt Jackson. Matt goes up to drop ax handles on JB! Tag to Nick, the Bucks double whip JB to double hip toss, but JB arm-drags Matt away!

JB knuckle locks and CHOPS Nick, then goes up and up to add another jump to his rebound arm-drag! Then he dropkicks Nick down and kips up to show off! Fans fire up as JB stares down reDRagon. JB tags Luchasaurus in, whips Nick, Matt tags in before Luchasaurus CHOPS Nick down! Matt runs in but Luchasaurus whips him away. Fish tags in before Luchasaurus CHOPS Matt down! Fish gets around Luchasaurus but still gets a CHOP! Kyle BOOTS, but runs into a CHOP! Nick springboards in, but into a choke grip! Luchasaurus aims for outside the ring, but reDRagon saves Nick from the slam!

Fish asks, “What is happening?!” as reDRagon and the Bucks regroup. Luchasaurus builds speed, but they all get away. But JB FLIES and takes them all out! Matt is furious as JB drags Fish up and into the ring. Luchasaurus coordinates with JB but Fish fights back. Luchasaurus CLUBS Fish, tags JB, and then Luchasaurus scoops. Fish slips off to ROCK JB! Fish dodges Luchasaurus, then dumps him out! Fish tags Matt, Matt tags Nick. The Bucks mug JB, double whip him corner to corner, but JB goes up and up and then dodges Nick, only for Matt to SUPERKICK the legs out! JB is stuck in the ropes, Matt holds him out as Nick goes up, DRAPING SWANTON!

The Bucks keep moving, Matt WRECKS Luchasaurus with a dropkick! Luchasaurus gets up but Kyle hits a FLYING KNEE! The Bucks and reDRagon all stomp away on Luchasaurus! Fans boo but Nick gets back in because of the ring count. Nick does his best Macho Man strut, then brings JB over to bump off buckles. Tag to Matt, the Bucks hit the GUTBUSTER to NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER! Cover, but Kyle breaks it! Matt asks what the hell but Kyle says they have a deal about settling this between them. Matt tags Kyle, and then Kyle tags Fish. reDRagon whips JB to the corner, Fish whips Kyle in for a forearm smash, then adds a KNEE!

Kyle hits a RUNNING KICK then feeds JB to Fish’s tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Kyle goes up to add a KNEE DROP! Cover, but then Nick breaks it. It’s the deal, remember?! Kyle pretends he forgot, and he wrenches JB. Kyle thinks about tagging the Bucks, but then tags Fish! reDRagon mugs JB, but JB slips out of the double back suplex! JB elbows Fish, throws Kyle out, but Nick tags in off Fish! Matt gets Fish out of the ring and Nick tags Matt. Nick runs into JB’s BOOT! JB elbows Matt, then hops over Matt, only for Nick to shove him! Kyle drags JB out to RAM into railing, but JB comes back with THE COMEBACKER!

JB blocks Nick’s kick from the apron! JB uses Nick’s leg to jump up to the apron and knock him down! Matt rushes over, JB slides under! But Fish trips Luchasaurus to deny the tag! Fans fire up and Matt says they’re too smart. Fish plays dumb, Nick SHINING WIZARDS, GAMANGIRIS, and ROCKS JB, to then BULLDOG DROPKICK with Matt! Cover, but Kyle breaks it! Again, the deal seems to be falling apart. They start shoving, JB rolls Matt, Kyle drags JB off! Kyle and Matt argue, Fish wants things to calm down. Matt runs in but JB puts him on the apron. Kyle runs in, JB dodges and the BOOT hits Matt!

Kyle is shocked, he rushes after JB! JB kicks Kyle away, hot tag to Luchasaurus! Fans fire up as Luchasaurus rallies on everyone! FLAPJACK for Matt! There’s a man in every corner, Luchasaurus hits a back elbow on Kyle! Back elbow on Fish! BOOT for Nick, but Matt dodges! The Bucks rush Luchasaurus together, they get around his boot but he gets under their superkicks! TAIL WHIP hits Nick, ROUNDHOUSE for Matt! Luchasaurus goes up and out to MOONSAULT onto reDRagon! Fans are thunderous as Luchasaurus gets back in the ring. Luchasaurus choke grips Nick but Matt saves himand they fire off kicks!

The Bucks run in, Luchasaurus throws Matt out hard, then puts Nick on the apron. Nick shoulders in but jumps into a choke grip! But he gets free to hit a DESTROYER! Nick looks for Matt, Matt returns to the corner. Nick tags Matt and the Bucks say this is over! They go for Luchasaurus but he choke grips them both! And kips up! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Kyle returns, he gets a CHOKE SLAM! Fish returns, he get a CHOKE SLAM onto Kyle! STANDING MOONSAULT onto Matt! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Luchasaurus tags JB. Luchasaurus runs into BOOTS! Matt goes up, but gets caught!

Luchasaurus knuckle locks with JB so he can go up, DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Cover, TWO!! Matt survives but “This is Awesome!” JB sits Matt up, runs but Fish trips him! Fish holds JB up, but JB gets away and the SUPERKICK hits Fish! Matt shrugs, it isn’t that big of a deal anymore. But Kyle tags in off JB and ROCKS him! Now it comes down to Adam Cole’s mutuals! Kyle and Matt start throwing forearms, Nick and Fish get in to throw down the other guy. So then Fish and Nick start throwing hands! Luchasaurus CLOBBERS Fish and Nick! Kyle KICKS Luchasaurus’ leg! Matt SUPERKICKS Luchasaurus down!

Kyle KICKS Matt’s leg, then fires off strikes! Matt jumps the sweep but Kyle blocks the superkick! JB SUPERKICKS Kyle! Kyle yoyos, into Matt’s SUPERKICK! But Kyle comes back just as Matt gets JB, TRIPLE LARIATS!! Kyle, JB and Matt are all down! Fans are giving this a standing ovation and it’s not even over! JB rolls away, Matt stands, JB tags in off him! JB ENZIGURIS Matt, shoulders into Kyle and slingshots up and over. JB runs into a KNEE from Kyle! Tag to Fish and reDRagon gets JB up, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT and WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Fish covers, TWO!! JB survives but Fish drags him back up.

Fish hoists JB up top, throws forearms, then climbs up. JB throws body shots in return, but Fish CLUBS JB. JB CHOPS Fish down! Kyle rushes over but JB BOOTS him! JB adjusts, Fish SWEEPS the leg! JB lands on the buckle, Fish goes back up! Fish ROCKS JB, Kyle tags in, SUPER EXPLODER to KING KONG KNEE DROP! Kyle hits JB’s leg with that knee, then has the HEEL HOOK! Fish goes up while JB crawls for ropes! DIVING HEADBUTT! Direct hit and Kyle drags JB away from ropes for the HEEL HOOK!! Matt MACHO ELBOWS Kyle! Fish spins Matt to SAMOAN DROP, but Nick SHINING WIZARDS Fish!

Luchasaurus tags but Nick SCREW HIGH KICKS him! Nick then goes to the apron to PENALTY KICK Kyle down! Nick slingshots, into a choke grip and SUPER CHOKE SLAM! Kyle gets in, Luchasaurus choke grips him, but Kyle KNEES back! AX ‘N’ SMASH, to a GUILLOTINE! But JB climbs up to SHOOTING STAR PRESS Kyle off the hold! Nick goes up while Luchasaurus covers, 450 SPPLASH to break it! All six men are down and fans are thunderous! A standing count begins on Kyle and Luchasaurus but Luchasaurus crawls over. Tag to JB, he hurries to get Kyle. But the ref sees Matt bring a title belt in!

The ref stops Matt from using the belt, JB switches with Kyle! Kyle bucks JB, snatches the belt from Matt, and CLOBBERS JB with the belt!! Matt and Fish fight at the ropes while Kyle covers, TWO?!?! How did JB survive?! Fish tags in, and reDRagon gets JB up! Fish runs, TOTAL ELIMINATION!!! Cover, Luchasaurus breaks it! Luchasaurus drags JB to safety as fans hope they all “FIGHT FOREVER!” But the Bucks keep Luchasaurus from making the tag! They RAM Luchasaurus into railing and mug him, then hurry to the ring. Matt tags Nick, they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Fish!

The Bucks then get JB up, hook him up on Kyle, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK the legs out so that Kyle TOMBSTONES JB! Then the Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Kyle down! Nick goes up and up and FLIES onto Luchasaurus! The Bucks hurry to tag again and they sit JB up! B T E TRIGGER!! Cover, Kyle breaks it in time!! Matt can’t even believe this! Matt gets in Kyle’s face, throws him out, and Nick says this will end it! Nick is up top, Matt drags JB up, fireman’s carry and NO bang! JB pushes Matt into buckles, then goes up Matt’s back to SUPER STEINER Nick! And then he DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt!!

Luchasaurus is back and he FLIES onto reDRagon and Nick! JB waistlocks and O’Conner Rolls Matt, but Matt pushes back! Cover, TWO!!! TAIL WHIP and choke grip! THORASIC EXPRESS!!! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

Even against all odds, the champions retain!! After defeating two top teams, does this mean Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus are truly the best team in the world today?

 

Face of the Revolution Ladder Match: Keith Lee VS Wardlow VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Ricky Starks VS Orange Cassidy VS Christian Cage!

The Limitless One, the Maestro of Mayhem, the Powerhouse, the Absolute, the Freshly Squeezed and Captain Charisma all want that TNT Championship. But only the one who rises above the others gets that opportunity! Who brings down the brass ring for that chance at gold?

The bell rings and Cassidy simply continues his slow roll into the ring out of the ring. Keith stares down Team Taz since they made their threat on Dynamite. We get a shot of The Men of the Year, Dan Lambert and Paige VanZant up in their VIP seats. Lambert promised VanZant would be here to sign an AEW contract, so here they are. Fans chant for “KEITH LEE! WOOP WOOP!” and Lee dares Team Taz to do something. Hobbs and Starks go after Keith while Christian and Wardlow brawl on the other end. Wardlow knees low, throws Christian out, and Keith throws Starks out. That leaves Keith, Wardlow, and Hobbs!

Fans fire up seeing this trio of titans stare down! Keith smiles as he sees these two circle with him. And now Cassidy gets back in? Cassidy throws off the sunglasses, to throw those “devastating” shin kicks! Hobbs gets some, then Wardlow, then Keith! Hobbs, Wardlow, Hobbs, Wardlow, repeat! Wardlow and Hobbs rush Cassidy but he slips away and they end up grappling with Keith! Keith holds them back, and Cassidy hops up onto them all! He’s using them as the ladder! Starks gets into push Cassidy down! Wardlow and Hobbs power Keith out of the ring, Starks drags Cassidy out!

Starks RAMS Cassidy into railing, but Christian RAMS Keith with a ladder! Christian RAMS Wardlow with a ladder! Ouch, his head! Christian RAMS Hobbs! And then RAMS Keith again! Christian puts the ladder in the ring, but Starks WRECKS Christian with a dropkick! Starks hurries to get that ladder up! He does, but Cassidy brings him down now. Cassidy has Starks wait, and he puts his hands in his pockets! Starks swings but misses and Cassidy SHOTGUNS him down! Cassidy kips up, and he struts up the ladder! Christian gets in, Cassidy hops off the ladder as he shakes it! Cassidy dodges but Christian goes for the arms!

Christian pulls Cassidy’s arms out of the pockets, turns him, but Cassidy shoves him away. Christian holds ropes, TOSSES Cassidy out, then TOSSES Starks out! Christian adjusts the ladder, but Hobbs trips him up! Hobbs steps on Christian to get up the ladder! He grabs at the ring but Christian CLUBS Hobbs! Christian climbs up, SMACKS Hobbs off the ladder, then climbs over Hobbs! SUPER REVERSE DDT! They both crash to the mat but Hobbs flops out of the ring! Hobbs hurries back in, Christian gets the ladder to a corner. Christian wants Hobbs to get up as he looks to go Rated R. But Keith Lee rises!

Keith grabs Christian to SMACK him off the ladder! Keith then gets in, only for Starks to fire off on! Christian also gets up but Keith choke grips them both and shoves them both to ropes. They both come back. Keith HURDLES them both!? And then ducks under to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Keith sees Cassidy up top. Cassidy jumps, but the rana is blocked! Wardlow returns but Keith swings Cassidy into him! And then Keith swings Cassidy into Hobbs! And then into Christian and Starks! Fans fire up even more as Keith realizes he’s alone with the ladder! Keith sets the ladder up and starts to climb.

Keith is at the top, but Wardlow returns to anchor a foot. Wardlow dares Keith to take him on! Fans fire up as Keith obliges. They stare down, but Hobbs slithers in to grab the ladder and RAM them both down! Hobbs resets the ladder and Starks gets in. Team Taz has a conundrum now. They shake hands, and then race up the ladder! Cassidy returns, Team Taz kicks him away but he comes back to shove the ladder over! Starks and Hobbs fall against ropes! Cassidy folds the ladder, Christian returns, but Cassidy starts up a LADDER COPTER! SMASH to Christian! Starks saves Hobbs to get SMASHED, but Hobbs still gets SMASHED anyway!

Wardlow and Keith stop the ladder and Cassidy looks worried for once. They LIFT the ladder, and Cassidy holds on! Cassidy skins the cat to be on top of the ladder! Cassidy reaches up, but he slips and gets crotched by a rung! And then Christian slides in to LOW BLOW Wardlow! Wardlow lets his side drop and Cassidy tumbles down. Christian then runs up the ladder, but Hobbs shoves him and CLOBBERS him! Hobbs RAMS the ladder to hit Keith! Hobbs gets the ladder back up, to RAM it into Keith in the corner! Hobbs turns around to get Cassidy, and TOSSES him into the ladder! That sandwiches Keith, and Keith and Cassidy both fall down!

Hobbs keeps the ladder in the corner, and he climbs it while keeping Keith trapped! Hobbs drags Cassidy up to the top, and STALLING SUPERPLEXES him!! Fans are thunderous as everyone is down! Christian returns, and he brings another ladder into this! Christian wedges this ladder in a corner as fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Christian aims, runs in, but Hobbs catches him! No spinebuster as Christian uppercuts free, and then he SPEARS Hobbs onto the ladder! Fans rally up and Christian stands the second ladder up. But Starks returns and he takes that ladder away. Starks punches Christian through the ladder, then jumps through it to SPEAR Christian!

Starks stands the ladder up and climbs! He grabs at the ring but Wardlow is back! Wardlow tips the ladder and Starks holds on! Wardlow stands the ladder back on and Starks SMACKS into the rungs! Starks falls and Wardlow moves that ladder aside. Wardlow gets the first ladder and brings it over. Wardlow sets that one up, climbs it but Starks climbs on! Hobbs gets in, Cassidy hops onto Starks! Hobbs climbs all alone but somehow Wardlow carries Starks and Cassidy with him! Keith storms in to get the other ladder! Everyone’s reaching for the brass ring but Wardlow shrugs Starks and Cassidy off!

Wardlow and Hobbs fight on the top while Keith sets his ladder up next to theirs. Keith climbs but Starks, Christian and Cassidy creep in. They climb from whatever angle they’ve got! Everyone’s reaching again and they’re fighting each other! Cassidy falls, then Christian! Keith and Starks brawl with Hobbs and Wardlow, but Wardlow and Hobbs shove the other ladder over! Keith and Starks hit ropes on the way down! Wardlow and Hobbs each have a hand on the ring, and they stare down! Fans fire up as they start firing haymakers! But they both fall off! All six men are down and fans are thunderous again!

Keith crawls back in, Lambert and the Men of the Year are discussing things. Wardlow gets up, he and Keith move ladders aside. They and Hobbs are back to staring down! And Cassidy flounders in again? Keith gets Cassidy up to TOSS out onto Starks and Christian at the ramp! Then Wardlow and Hobbs power Keith to ropes! Hobbs tumbles out, Wardlow goes again and clotheslines Keith out! Wardlow has an open path and fans are thunderous! But wait, Wardlow goes out to stomp everyone down first! He and Hobbs mug Keith but they’re going up the ramp. They’re making their way up with every stomp and punch!

Wardlow and Hobbs work together to get the biggest ladder, the one on the stage. They fight over it, but it BREAKS in half! They go to Keith but Hobbs JAMS Wardlow! And then JAMS Keith! And then CLUBS Wardlow! Hobbs tosses his half away, and follows Keith closer to commentary! Taz is there, he wants Hobbs to get on Keith! Hobbs has Keith up, and Keith just gets pissed! Keith breaks Hobbs’ grip but Wardlow BLINDSIDES them both! Keith and Hobbs crash down through tables!! Fans lose their minds as Wardlow fires up and returns to the ring. But Christian is already busy setting up more ladders!

Starks LOW BLOWS Christian! Starks sees the ladder bridge Christian made and he uses that to get up on the main ladder. Wardlow slides in, but wait! Is that DANHAUSEN!? He CURSES Starks! And then YANKS Starks down! Christian drags Wardlow out, and Danhausen shrugs. Danhausen bails out and Christian kicks Starks out. Christian climbs, but Starks gets up and drags him down! Starks CLUBS Christian then YANKS him down! Wardlow returns, he brings Christian up to POWERBOMB him! Fans want that encore, Starks paws at the brass ring, but Wardlow BOX JUMPS to the ladder bridge!

Wardlow CLUBS away on Starks, shifts position, and POWERBOMBS Starks onto the ladder bridge!! Wardlow climbs, and he pulls down the brass ring!! Wardlow wins!!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall (2022 Face of the Revolution)

In Orlando, Mr. Mayhem becomes the Face of the Revolution! In San Antonio, Texas, the TNT Champion will have to face him! Scorpio Sky and his pals applaud, but will he only dread the prospect of facing Wardlow?

 

Tony Schiavone is on stage.

He’s holding a clipboard, and says this is the best part of being part of AEW. This is a contract signing right here live! A year ago, here at Revolution, AEW signed a great competitor in Christian Cage. Now we sign a young man in the formative years of his career. Schiavone called this man’s matches not too long ago. So it is with great pride that we see The Realest, SHANE “SWERVE” STRICKLAND! Swerve swaggers out on stage and fans are fired up! Schiavone says it is great to be working with Swerve again, and Swerve signs on the dotted line!

Swerve takes a moment to soak it all in before he speaks. “Ey yo. The Real is back. I can go on and on about all the dream matches I’m gonna have in AEW. I can go on and on about all the titles I’m eventually gonna take. You’re a witness of it. But all I really gotta say is I’ve got a question to ask all y’all.” But fans already chant, “WHO’S HOUSE? SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve asks, “Whose house?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” “Whose house?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” “I love you, too.” Swerve is now All Elite, how long will it take for his house to have gold?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay!

Still undefeated at 28-0, the inaugural TBS Champion vows to be undefeated to and beyond FIFTY! But while she has the live guitarist playing her theme, and while she’s cosplaying as Mortal Kombat’s Jade, will it be the Brazilian Blackbelt Beauty that delivers her reign a fatality? Or will Tay simply be the newest guest on #ThatBitchShow?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Jade can withstand “that karate shit!”

The two get face to face, and then Jade KISSES Tay!? Tay shoves and SLAPS Jade, then fires off forearms! Jade shoves, but the boot is blocked! Tay tries to lift Jade but Jade powers out! Jade Electric Chair Lifts but Tay slips off, only for Jade to chicken wing! Tay victory rolls and ARMBARS! Jade rolls, powers out and has the leg, but Tay gets the ROPEBREAK! Jade lets off and BOOTS Tay down! Tay sits up in a daze, Jade says, “Who gives a damn ’bout that karate shit?” Jade mocks Tay with a crane kick, and then she stomps Tay down. Jade pushes Tay around, strikes a fighting pose, but Tay blocks the chop!

Tay drop sayanagis Jade around, then runs in to BOOT Jade! Tay keeps going, BOOT! And then the other side, BOOT! Tay brings Jade in to TORNADO DDT! Cover, but Tay is under the ropes. Tay shifts the mount to rain down and cover, TWO! Tay goes to a corner while Jade bails out. Sterling talks things over with Jade but Tay goes up top! Tay says she’s crazy! SWANTON hits Sterling! Jade sees Jay there cheering Tay, so Jade BOOTS Jay down! Jade brings Tay up to SMACK off steel steps! And then she puts Tay in the ring. Jade tells Sterling to get his weak ass up. Jade gets in, but Tay ROUNDHOUSES her down!

Tay hurries to hammerlock but Jade slips out! Tay fights the chicken wings, switches, O’Conner Roll, TWO!! Jade has it, TWO! Jade runs into a CHAIR SHOT from Jay! The ref missed it and Tay rolls Jade up, TWO!! Jade survives and Tay can’t believe it! Tay circles Jade, Jade gets up and Tay calls her a bitch! Kiss goodnight for the DD TAY!! Cover, TWO!?! Jade survives Tay’s best shot and she can’t believe it! Jade drags herself up the ropes and shoves Tay away. Tay SUPERKICKS back! Tay gets Jade in the Gory Especial, TAY K- NO! Jade blocks, scoops and SWINGING POWERSLAMS! Eye of the Storm! Cover, TWO!!

Now Jade is frustrated that Tay survives! Jade drags Tay to a drop zone, goes up top, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Tay survives again and Sterling is frustrated for Jade! Tay flops out of the ring, Jay checks on her. Jade comes in around the way, but Tay KNEES Jade down! Fans fire up and Tay drags Jade into the ring. Tay drags Jade up, reels her in, PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!?!? How is Jade doing this!? How has Sterling not passed out from stress? Tay drags Jade to a drop zone and goes up top! But Jade POSTS her! Jade drags Tay off with chicken wings, JADED!! Cover, Jade wins!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

And still undefeated at 29-0! Will Jade go to a milestone even beyond her own expectations?

 

Dog Collar Match: CM Punk VS MJF!

Best in the World, Salt of the Earth. We’ve seen the parallels, heard the origin stories, and for a moment, believed there was still respect between them. But MJF, still following in his childhood hero’s footsteps, pulled the wool over Punk’s eyes and took advantage of his kindness. There’s no going back now, and there might not even be anything of these two left! Does Maxwell Jacob Friedman finally prove he’s better than the Best in the World? Or does the Second City Saint put down the monster he created?

MJF wears a fancy new robe for his entrance. As for Punk, there is smoke and a familiar song playing. Punk kneels on stage as he throws it back to his early days! The introductions are made, the dog collars are on, and we see who survives through the blood, sweat and tears!

Punk backs up to pull the chain tight so MJF tries to return the favor. Punk starts reeling MJF in, but MJF resists, to then WHIP the chain! Punk gets hit in the face and MJF bails out, but he forgets! Punk YANKS the chain and brings MJF right back to the apron! MJF gets choked like how he had Punk choked on Dynamite! MJF flops into the ring, Punk swings but misses! MJF tries to run again but again Punk reels him back in! Punk chokes MJF against ropes and then lets off. MJF sputters, Punk drags MJF up. MJF HOTSHOTS Punk away! MJF then gets in, he balls up some chain, but Punk kicks him low!

Punk bumps MJF off buckles, brings him around and ties some of the chain around the post! Punk then reels MJF into the corner! MJF runs to fight but Punk yanks him back! MJF wants mercy now? Punk chuckles, and KICKS MJF, then STOMPS his hand! Punk stands MJF up to climb up and rains down fists! Fans count along, and Punk gets all 10! Then Punk gets some chain, and he decides to wrap that around his fist! But MJF gets under, and uses the chain to tuck Punk in! CHEEKY NANDOS, to a RUNNING POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO! MJF untangles himself from the chain as he looms over Punk.

MJF has some chain, and he LASHES Punk right on the back! Punk writhes, MJF holds up the chain, and fans boo. MJF tries again but Punk throws body shots. MJF SMACKS Punk, Punk fires off more fists! Punk whips MJF into a corner, then SHINING WIZARDS, to the- NO! MJF slips out of the Bulldog and YANKS Punk down! Punk’s back shows clear chain link marks, but MJF drags Punk up. MJF throws a STEEL CHAIN FIST! And again! Punk is busted open again, just like on Dynamite! MJF uses the chain to smother Punk, then he RAKES the wound with it! MJF goes out and he tells someone to give him the mic!

MJF gets in the ring and he talks while he stomps Punk. “Do me a favor, old timer. Why don’t you tell these people how you don’t care about them?” MJF wants Punk to admit that he wants to quit, just like he quit on MJF! Punk says, “Eat sh*t, Maxwell.” MJF rains down shots from the microphone! MJF hears the fans chanting, “Eat Sh*t, Max!” MJF says the shmucks don’t get it, but then Punk YANKS MJF down! Punk smiles through his crimson mask and the fans chant, “EAT SH*T! WOOP WOOP!” Punk opens MJF’s legs, to LOW BLOW HEADBUTT! MJF writhes as he clutches the bloody stain in his groin!

Punk gathers up some chain, and he has it around his fist again. Punk whips and body shots, then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS with the chain! Fans fire up and Punk goes up the corner. ELBOW DROP! Punk stands MJF up to whip him into the corner, SHINING WIZARD, and then he wraps the chain around MJF’s head for the FULL METAL BULLDOG! Fans chant for Punk as he has more chain! Punk LASHES MJF now! “Yeah, it sucks, doesn’t it?” And then AGAIN! MJF flounders but Punk LASHES him again! Punk wraps the chain around MJF’s hand, to drop knees on it! The chain smashes into MJF’s hand!

MJF clutches his hand but he refuses to quit. Punk smiles, his face the most crimson a crimson mask has ever been. Punk says it’s time for night-night, and he brings MJF up. Fireman’s carry, but MJF claws the wound!! And then he has the chain in the choke with the SLEEPER! Just like in Chicago! MJF squeezes tight and Punk fades! MJF thrashes but fans rally up! Punk is fading, MJF has body scissors! The ref checks Punk. The hand drops once! The hand drops twice! But not the third time! Punk has a second wind, and he fights up to run and use the corner to push back! Cover, TWO!!! MJF lets go in time and he gets to a corner.

MJF kicks Punk down, clutches his bad hand, and shakes it out. MJF gets Punk up but the hand won’t let him finish the piledriver. MJF tries again, but Punk fireman’s carries! GO- NO! MJF blocks, spins Punk, SALT OF THE EARTH FUJIWARA!! Punk endures as MJF pushes back, and he BITES the fingers! Punk rolls to a cover, TWO! ANACONDA VICE!!! MJF endures, and there are no ropebreaks in this match! MJF pulls on Punk’s hair to make it a cover, TWO!! Punk finally wipes some blood from his face, and MJF gets away to the far side. Punk winds up chain but MJF YANKS Punk to the apron!

MJF gets up, he drags Punk in, HEAT- NO! Punk ALABAMA SLAMS out of the draping piledriver! MJF crawls away again but Punk gathers up chain. He’s wrapping it around a leg, for a METAL SHINING WIZARD! MJF flops out of the ring! The ref checks on MJF but he’s okay to continue. Punk gets up, MJF is busted open now, and Punk returns the favor by wrapping chain into MJF’s face! Fans cheer and Punk rains down rights to open MJF up more! MJF flounders, “You Deserve It!” Punk balls up chain for a STEEL PUNCH! MJF flounders away and Punk as him in a corner of the railing. Punk rains down fists again! All the way to 10!

Punk brings MJF around, they’re both so bloody now, and Punk whips MJF into steel steps! Punk has more chain around his fist to punch MJF down! Punk again wraps up his leg, but MJF moves and Punk knees steps!! Punk clutches his leg and the ref checks him. Punk refuses to let this end the match, and he gets up as fans rally. Punk LASHES MJF again, punches MJF with the chain again and again, then drags MJF up. Punk puts MJF in the ring, the ref checks MJF now. Punk has a new layer of the crimson mask but now he looks to end this! Punk hobbles over, fireman’s carries, but the leg gives out!

MJF goes to the apron while Punk clutches his knee. Fans rally up again, and Punk crawls over. Punk manages to get on the apron but MJF punches the bad leg! MJF gets up, realizes the chain is tangled in the ropes, so he goes in to undo it. MJF rakes Punk’s eyes, scoops him, but the bad hand! Punk turns things around, APRON TOMBSTONE!!! Fans lose their minds as Punk flops to the floor! Fans start to look worried, but others rally up behind Punk. Punk manages to get up while MJF flounders away to center. Punk somehow gets himself up the corner, and he wraps the chain around an arm. FULL METAL MACHO ELBOW FLOPS as MJF moves!

MJF drags himself to the cover, TWO!!! Punk barely gets that arm up but he still survives! Fans rally up again but MJF goes looking under the ring. And he brings out a black bag… MJF gets in the ring, and he pours the bag out. It’s THUMBTACKS!! MJF SHINING WIZARDS Punk! And MJF mocks the night-night! MJF headlocks, but Punk BITES the hand!! Punk said he was willing to become a monster, but MJF kicks the bad leg! MJF ROCKS Punk but Punk wobbles to stay up! MJF keeps throwing hands but Punk still wobbles up! Punk kicks back, brings MJF in, but he can’t suplex because of the leg!

MJF turns things around, he suplexes, but his hand! Punk swings, misses, MJF runs in and ROCKS Punk! They’re standing over the tacks, MJF tries again! Punk staggers, MJF tries, ROUNDHOUSE! There were tacks on the boot, too! MJF leans against buckles in a corner and Punk hurries to get up top. Punk brings MJF up, and he underhooks the arms! Fans go nuts already and MJF fights! MJF trips Punk up! MJF climbs up to join Punk, brings Punk up, SUPERPLEX onto the tacks!! Punk writhes, having taken the most tacks! Fans are losing their minds as MJF covers, TWO!!! Punk survives and fans rally up again!

Punk gets up, even though he’s in the tacks. MJF comes back to STEEL PUNCH! He crawls through the tacks to make the cover, TWO!! Again, Punk barely gets that arm up. MJF clutches the bad hand, then shouts to Wardlow! MJF wants his henchman, and here he comes! And of course, MJF wants his Dynamite Diamond Ring! Wardlow feels around in his jacket, but he forgot the ring! Punk yanks MJF back in, fireman’s carry, GO TO SLEEP! And MJF falls on the tacks! Punk looks at Wardlow but Wardlow smiles. Now he remembers where the ring was. “Oops.” But Wardlow sets the ring down, within Punk’s reach!

Fans are thunderous as Wardlow walks away! Punk gets the ring, puts it on his finger, and he reels MJF up with the chain. Punk flips MJF off, but MJF SPITS on Punk! So Punk DYNAMITE DIAMOND DECKS MJF! Cover, Punk wins!!

Winner: CM Punk, by pinfall

FINALLY! MJF is finally shut up, and he finally suffers a pinfall loss in AEW! Punk fought through hell and reminds everyone why he’s the Best in the World! What will be next for the Second City Saint now that he’s free of Maxwell Jacob Friedman?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: Britt Baker w/ Jamie Hayter & Rebel VS Thunder Rosa!

It was over a year ago that these two battled in the first ever Unsanctioned Match in the AEW Women’s Division. La Mera Mera won, but it was the Doctor who skyrockted to this title. Britt has held that belt ever since, by hook and by crook. But she’s also never beaten Rosa, so something’s gotta give! Will DMD no longer reign in AEW? Or will she finally win back that Lights Out loss?

The introductions are made, the newly redesigned belt is raised, and finally, this one’s on record!

Rosa and Britt circle and tie up. They go around, fans are dueling and they go to a corner. Rosa powers out to throw Britt but they stay tied up! They get back up, keep going around, gator roll but still stay hooked up! Rosa gets up, wrenches and CLUBS away on the arm! Rosa headlocks, Britt fights up but Rosa hits a takeover. Britt throws hammering fists but Rosa holds tight. Britt headscissors and pushes up to CLUB away on Rosa. Britt underhooks and BUTTEFLY SUPLEXES! Cover, ONE!! Britt is annoyed and she CLUBS ROsa. Britt whips Rosa to a corner then fires a forearm! Britt chokes Rosa, the ref counts and Britt lets off to ROCK Rosa again.

Britt wrenches and WRINGS Rosa, to then hammerlock. Rosa fights, rolls, KICKS Britt then hooks up her arm! Rosa wants the Fujiwara but Britt resists. Britt fights up, but Rosa rams a shoulder. Britt ROCKS Rosa with a forearm, wrenches back and rolls with Rosa, but Rosa slips out to sunset! TWO, Britt sits on the cover, TWO! Rosa facelocks, cranks on the Chancery, but Britt fights up. They end up in ropes, the ref counts and the two throw shots. Britt and Rosa let off slowly, and Britt sucker punches! Rosa forearms back then kicks low. Rosa whips, scoops and BACKBREAKER! Britt gets to a corner, Rosa runs in to ENZIGURI!

Rosa goes corner to corner to DOUBLE KNEE! Rosa fires up and goes corner to corner again, but Britt sends A-List Lariat into ropes! DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Britt fires hands but the ref calls the ropebreak. Britt digs her boots in at the corner but lets off. The ref argues with Britt so Hayter gets her shots in! Britt then drags Rosa up, ROCKS Rosa then reels her in with a cravat. Britt throws cravat knees, then lets Rosa drop. Fans boo even while Hayter and Rebel cheer Britt on. Britt drags Rosa up, ripcords and spins, but Rosa ENZIGURIS back! Rosa runs in at the corner, into a BUCKLE SHOT! Britt stomps a mudhole as fans duel!

The ref counts, Britt lets off at 4, to give one more stomp. Rosa crawls to the apron but Britt brings Rosa into the post! Britt pulls on Rosa’s arm then scrapes her with a boot! Britt soaks up the cheers and jeers as she gets back in the ring. Britt wraps Rosa’s legs around the ropes. Is she copying Paradise? The ref counts, Britt lets off to scrape Rosa’s face! And now Rebel and Hayter both get cheap shots in! Britt drags Rosa up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Britt drags Rosa up to fire off forearms, but Rosa turns it around to fire back! Fans duel, Rosa arm-drags Britt but Britt counters to get the hammerlock!

Britt dribbles Rosa’s face off the mat! The ref reprimands over pulling hair, but Britt digs Rosa’s face into mat until 4. Britt throws body shots but Rosa throws elbows! Britt spins Rosa but Rosa gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Rosa fires up and Britt ends up in a corner. Rosa runs in and rallies with clotheslines! Britt runs into a drop toehold that puts her on ropes! Rosa runs and dropkicks her in the back! Fans fire up as Rosa goes again, another dropkick against the ropes! Rosa drags Britt up to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Britt survives and fans rally up again. Rosa watches Britt get to a corner, SWINGING KNEES!

Rosa then goes again, but Britt pops her up and Alabama Lifts! AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Britt drags Rosa back up, but Rosa fights the fisherman to scoop! Britt slips free to ROCK Rosa with a right! Britt CLUBS away on Rosa, but Rosa gets up. Britt catches her for a PENDULUM SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Britt kicks Rosa, Rosa throws body shots! Britt ROCKS Rosa, but Rosa comes back to elbow Britt in the corner! And again! But Britt fires off on Rosa, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX again! Cover, TWO! Rebel prepares the glove and Britt puts it on! Fans fire up and Britt waves, but Rosa SHOTGUNS Britt to the corner!

Rosa uppercuts Britt, puts her up top, then climbs. Rosa drags Britt up, to SUPERPLEX! But she holds on! Fireman’s carry, TKO!! Rosa sits Britt up, runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Britt survives and fans are dueling again! Rosa drags Britt up, scoops, but Britt slips out to ripcord, ROLLING ELBOW! Britt reels Rosa in, FISHERMAN SCREW! But she’s not done, TWISTING BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Britt and Rosa start throwing forearms while they’re on the mat! Fans are torn, Rosa SLAPS! Britt blocks the next one to get RINGS OF SATURN! Rosa rolls it to a cover, TWO!! Britt has the ghost pin, TWO!!

Britt gets a CROSSFACE! Rosa rolls that and gets Britt up, FISHERMAN BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Rosa gets herself to a corner and goes up top! Britt hurries and ROCKS Rosa! Britt climbs to join Rosa, Alabama Lifts her up there, SUPER AIR RAID CRASH!! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives and Britt is beside herself! Fans are dueling hard as ever as the two glare each other. They throw forearms as they get to their feet. Britt whips, Rosa goes up and sunset flips! Britt rolls through but Rosa scoops her! But Britt fights free to get Rosa up, only for Rosa to drop and victory roll! TWO!! Rosa hurries to get Britt up and scoop!

Rebel distracts as Rosa hits the TOMBSTONE!! Cover, Rosa would’ve won twice over by now! Britt’s damn little sidekicks save her again! Rosa DECKS Rebel, but Britt rolls Rosa! TWO, Rosa sits on the cover, TWO!! SUPERKICK! Britt stomps Rosa, then she calls to Hayter. Hayter hands Britt the title! CURB STOMP on the title!! Cover, TWO!!! Rosa survives the shiny belt screw job! Britt hammers away on Rosa and puts on RINGS OF SATURN! And then LOCK- NO! Rosa fights and moves around! They kick off the ropes, Rosa STEALS LOCKJAW!! Britt endures so Rosa hammers away on her head!!

Rosa keeps Britt from ropes as she hammers away even more! Britt rolls it, TWO!! Rosa wraps on the PERUVIAN NECKTIE! Rebel distracts again as Britt taps!! Rosa would’ve had another win!! Rosa has had it, and she SPEARS Rebel off the apron!! Rosa dodges Hayter to CLOBBER her, too! Rosa gets back in, but CURB STOMP! Cover, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

Her insurance policies, her minions, her pawns, call them what they really are! Britt still holds onto the gold, but is her luck running out?

 

Jon Moxley VS Bryan Danielson!

The Maniac and the American Dragon have history that goes back decades. And that history is why Bryan wants Moxley to join him in forging the future of pro-wrestling. But Moxley says he doesn’t fight alongside someone he hasn’t bled with. Will this battle be bloody enough for Moxley? And will they still form an alliance no matter who wins?

The bell rings and Moxley says a quick prayer before he circles with Bryan. They feel things out, fans chant, “WE WANT VIOLENCE!” as the two grapple. They go to ropes, Bryan has the facelock, then the arm. They go around, Moxley powers Bryan to the mat and they end up in ropes. The ref calls the ropebreak, the two get up and reset as fans cheer. Moxley and Bryan go again, Moxley waistlocks but Bryan slips out to drop toehold and he rear mounts to fish hook. The ref reprimands, Bryan chinlocks, but Moxley powers out to a cover, ONE! Bryan facelocks, they tumble out of the ring and to the floor!

Bryan gets up and in quickly while Moxley steadies himself. Moxley gets in, but Bryan uses ropes as a defense. Fans boo but Moxley honors the rules here. Then he SLAPS Bryan! Bryan manages to laugh that off and the two feel out another grapple. They knuckle lock, go forehead to forehead, fight for leverage, but Bryan breaks the grips to SLAP Mox back! And snapmare for a KICK to the back! Moxley just shakes it off and gets up! Bryan does jumping jacks then goes to the apron. Moxley dares Bryan to try that slap again. Moxley puts his hands behind his back, Bryan gets in. Bryan steps up to SLAP, so Moxley CHOPS!

Moxley CHOPS again, snapmares and he KICKS Bryan! Moxley does the jumping jacks to mock Bryan. Bryan shakes the kick off and gets up. Fans are behind Mox but Bryan ROCKS him! Mox ROCKS Bryan, they throw hands back and forth, Bryan EuroUppers but Moxley fires off more forearms! Moxley puts Bryan in a corner to stomp a mudhole! The ref counts, Moxley lets off at 4. Moxley whips, Bryan goes up and over and keeps moving. Bryan ducks but Moxley CLOBBERS him with that elbow! Moxley waits on Bryan to sit up, and he KICKS Bryan in the chest! And again! And again! And again!

Moxley runs, but Bryan blocks to DRAGON SCREW! Moxley sits up and Bryan KICKS him! And KICKS! And KICKS! Bryan powers up, but Moxley blocks the buzzsaw, so Bryan KICKS the ribs! Moxley sputters as he gets to the ropes and the ref checks on him. Bryan does more jumping jacks, then he KNEES Moxley in the ribs! And again! And again! Bryan stands on Moxley’s ribs and soaks up the cheers and jeers. The ref counts, Bryan lets off at 4. Bryan EuroUppers Moxley then fires off more shots! Bryan CHOPS and KICKS and KICKS again! Bryan CHOPS, but Moxley gets pissed! Moxley eggs Bryan on so Bryan CHOPS again!

Moxley powers Bryan to a corner to fire off CHOPS! Bryan turns it around to sobat! Moxley falls over and Bryan digs his knee into his face. Bryan smothers the nose, but the ref counts. Bryan lets off, drags Moxley up, SNAP HALF HATCH! Fans fire up as Bryan goes to the corner and climbs up! DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as Moxley moves! Both men are down, the ref starts a standing count, but Moxley is up to throw hands on Bryan again! Moxley whips, Bryan reverses and kitchen sink knees! Bryan runs in at the corner to DROPKICK! Moxley stays up so Bryan KICKS him! Bryan runs again, to DROPKICK!

“How’s that, Mox?” Bryan KICKS Moxley, then goes corner to corner again, but Moxley swings! Bryan ducks, but Moxley switches! SNAP GERMAN! Bryan is back up, but into a SNAP SAIDO! Moxley drags Bryan up and reels him in, but Bryan lands on his feet out of the suplex! ROUNDHOUSE! And then GUILLOTINE! Moxley stays standing but his head’s already red! Moxley powers up and X-PLEXES Bryan down! Fans fire up as both men are down, and a standing count begins. Both men stir, they’re up at 4 of 10. Moxley storms in at the corner to climb up and rain down rights! Moxley gets 9 before Bryan slips out and KICKS!

Bryan KICKS Moxley again but Moxley eggs him on! Bryan KICKS again, Moxley SLAPS Bryan! Moxley fires off shots so Bryan rakes the eyes! Bryan runs, but Moxley dumps him up and out! Moxley then builds speed, but Bryan slides in! Moxley stops from crashing ‘n’ burning, and he catches Bryan’s tope! They start throwing hands at the railing! Moxley throws knees, Bryan gives them back! The ref tries to get them to go into the ring but Moxley is throwing headbutts! Bryan knees low, they both throw forearms! Both men fall and fans fire up! Moxley is busted open and has half a crimson mask already!

Moxley and Bryan get in the ring, Bryan has a tiny bit of blood on his forehead, too. Moxley sits up in a daze, fans rally up as the blood just flows! Moxley and Bryan go after each other, Moxley throws more knees! Bryan throws knees in return! Moxley throws more knees, but Bryan gives them back again! Moxley goes back to headbutts! Then he underhooks, but Bryan fights free to ROLLING ELBOW! Moxley rebounds to KING KONG LARIAT! Fans cheer on “A E DUB!” as both men slowly rise. “This is Wrestling!” as Moxley gets to his feet. Moxley puts Bryan on the top rope, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again!

Moxley climbs, CLAWS Bryan’s back, then goes to underhook the arms! Bryan slips out and shoves Moxley down! Bryan then climbs up behind Moxley, SUPER BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Moxley is still in this, despite all the blood on his face. Bryan sits Moxley up to rain elbows into his shoulder and neck! Again and again and again, Bryan hammers Moxley, then gets the arms, DRAGON SLEEPER! Moxley endures, moves around, and reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Bryan lets off at 4. Bryan stands up to get the arm and KICK the ribs! Wrench and ELBOW BREAKER! Another KICK, another ELBOW BREAKER!

But Moxley makes it a SLEEPER HOLD! Bryan reaches, Moxley jumps on! But Bryan rolls through to DRAGON SLEEPER, only for Moxley to roll through! And now Moxley rains down those elbows! Over and over and over, then back to the SLEEPER! Bryan endures so Moxley gets the ARMBAR! Bryan turns to alleviate pressure, but Moxley rolls him back! Bryan slips out the back, omoplata and LEBELLE LOCK! Moxley endures so Bryan throws crossface forearms! Moxley claws around, ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets go at 4 and fans cheer again. Fans duel as Bryan gets back up. Bryan says he’s gonna kick Moxley’s head in!

Bryan gets the arms, but Moxley kicks Bryan down! They’re giving each other DANIELSON STOMPS!! Fans are thunderous as Moxley gets the edge to give Bryan more STOMPS! BULLY CHOKE!!! Bryan endures, but he’s starting to fade! But he gets a second wind as fans rally up! Bryan rolls it to a cover, TWO! Moxley holds on but Bryan fights up SNAP SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX! But Moxley’s right up! Bryan KICKS Moxley in the stomach, then runs to BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives but Bryan is feeding off that! Bryan has the arms now, to give DANIELSON STOMPS!

Bryan then drags Moxley into the TRIANGLE HOLD! Bryan flexes on Moxley, then rains down elbows! Moxley is somehow still in this and he grabs Bryan’s beard! The ref reprimands, Bryan elbows and hammers Moxley more, but Moxley is fighting up. Bryan throws haymakers into Moxley’s face! Moxley still fights, to JACKKNIFE! MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

And Bryan can’t believe it! He argues with the ref but the ref says it was what it was! Bryan and Moxley just keep fighting! The ref calls in reinforcements as Moxley TACKLES Bryan! Referees and security rush in to pull these two apart but fans want to “Let Them Fight!” Wait, is that WILLIAM REGAL!?!? Regal is in AEW?!?! Regal gets in and he gets these two to stop fighting! Fans are losing their minds as Regal tells each man to cool off. Moxley wants more but Regal keeps him back. And then SLAPS him! Bryan applauds that, but Regal then SLAPS Bryan! Then Regal brings them both in to tell them to shake hands.

Fans are loving this! They chant “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan and Moxley shake hands! Did the alliance form right here and now, thanks to William Regal?!

 

Schiavone is back on stage.

He reminds us that Dynamite will have the TNT Championship, Guevara VS Scorpio, and then the winner moves on to St. Patrick’s Day Slam against Wardlow! Then in the Women’s Division, Leyla Hirch VS Thunder Rosa will be a #1 contender’s match! Winner faces Britt for St. Patrick’s Day Slam, as well! Will La Mera Mera get a #LEGIT rematch with the underhanded DMD?

 

Six Man Tornado Tag: Sting, Darby Allin & Sammy Guevara VS AHFO!

This one has been a long time coming, considering how the Icon, the Relentless One and the Spanish God have all had run-ins with El Idolo. But considering how the TNT Championship Triple Threat went on Rampage, can Darby and Sammy still work as teammates? Or will Andrade, Matt Hardy and Isiah Kassidy take advantage of the rift?

Darby’s got a new video. A funeral of sorts? “Today we are gathered here to pay our respects to Matthew, Isiah and Andrade.” But the moment of silence is interrupted by a CAR flying in and crushing an RV! Darby gets out and then COFFIN DROPS the mourners. Sting tells them all to run, before he uses a flamethrower to burn the memorial! “It’s showtime.” Darby gets in to CLOBBER Andrade! The bell rings, Sammy brawls with Kassidy and Sting is after Hardy! Darby tackles Andrade into railing while Sting whips Hardy into some. Darby puts Andrade on the apron and clubs away, but Andrade gets up and knocks Darby down.

Jose the assistant helps out but Sting throws him into railing! Darby and Andrade hit timekeeper’s table, Sting smacks Jose off it. Sammy TOSSES Kassidy over railing, Jose is whipped hard into the steel steps! Darby brings out a trash can! And a chair! Darby sets up the chair and Sting makes Jose take a seat. Darby puts the can around Jose and gets in the ring. Darby builds speed to DIVE into the trash can and Jose! But Andrade CLOBBERS Darby with a chair! Andrade gets the can off Jose to SMACK Sting with it! Hardy SMACKS Sting, too, then puts Sting in the ring. Sammy dives but Andrade catches him! GOURD BUSTER to the railing!

Andrade drags Sammy up for another suplex while Kassidy and Hardy mug Sting! Darby helps Sammy fight Andrade off, and they double suplex him to the floor! Kassidy and Hardy give Sting a LEG DROP SPLASH COMBO! “Did you see what we did to the Icon?!” But Sting’s right up! He CLOBBERS Hardy, CLOBBERS Kassidy, and Darby tosses him the can! SMACK for Hardy! SMACK for Kassidy! Darby COFFINS SPLASHES back and forth, again and again! Sting SMACKS Hardy, Sammy springboard CUTTERS Kassidy! Kassidy flops out of the ring, Andrade throws Sammy out. Andrade aims at Sting, and he dropkicks the can into him!

Darby runs in at Andrade, but Andrade rolls him up! BRILLANTE BUCKLE BOMB! Andrade gets Darby up, hoists him up top and CHOPS him on the back! Then he puts Darby in a Tree of Woe. But Sammy springs right up! Andrade shoves Sammy away, WOE STOMPS Darby, then BOOTS Sammy! Hardy adds the TWIST OF FATE! Cover on Sammy, Sting breaks it! Hardy criticizes Andrade for that but he dumps Sting out. Hardy ROCKS Sting with forearms and then bumps him off apron. Andrade throws Darby out while Sting fights back! Sting DECKS Hardy! Andrade springboards, but Darby swats him down!

Sting stalks Hardy, Lambert looks disappointed. Sammy puts Kassidy in the ring, Sting whips Hardy into railing! MARQ QUEN appears and he THROWS a chair into Sammy’s face! Sting SNAKE EYES Hardy off railing while Quen drags Sammy around. Quen sits Sammy on steep steps as Kassidy climbs. But Sammy throws Quen over railing! Kassidy hurries but Sammy throws him over! SILLY STRING DDT to the floor!! Sting and Hardy brawl in the crowd, Sting SMACKS Hardy with a chair! And again! Private Party keeps on Sammy as Sting SMACKS Hardy more! Darby and Andrade are in this area as Hardy smacks Sting off trash cans.

Andrade brings Darby around, Hardy ROCKS Sting. Darby shoves Andrade away, Sting whips Hardy into the retaining wall! Fans fire up but here come Butcher & Blade! This really is the entire AHFO now! Butcher SWINGS Darby into the wall over and over! Meanwhile, on the stage, Sammy is set up on tables while Kassidy stands on top of the tunnel! Kassidy flexes, but Sammy kicks Quen away! Then SUPERKICKS him! Kassidy sees he’s stuck and Sammy goes up after him! Kassidy and Sammy brawl up there, fireman’s carry but Kassidy fights free! Sammy hits back, brings Kassidy in, SUPER SPANISH FLY through the tables!!!!

Fans lose their minds as these two almost missed the landing zone! But meanwhile, Butcher & Blade have set up multiple tables in a stack! Sting gets up while Hardy rains down on Darby. Sting fights back and fans fire up! Sting throws hands on Butcher & Blade, but Andrade SMACKS Sting with the trash can lid! Matt Hardy LOW BLOWS Sting! Hardy drags Sting up the stands! They brawl in the upper area, through the sea of humanity! Hardy goes to the area above the table stack! Darby and Andrade fight jus below! Andrade scoops, Darby slips out and they continue to brawl! Sting fights Hardy off, Andrade rests on tables.

Sting sees Andrade is there, SUPER SPLASH through all the tables!! As if this wasn’t insane already!! Darby clears wreckage as fans chant, “You Still Got It!” for Sting! Darby tries to figure out where Hardy went. But then he sees Hardy at ringside and goes right after him! Hardy hits low and then whips Darby over railing! Darby gets up but Hardy puts him in the ring. Hardy brings a chair in, and he SMACKS Darby on the back! Hardy sits the chair up, puts Darby’s head through the gap, but no Twist! Darby JAMS Hardy with the chair legs! SCORPION DEATH DROP onto the chair! Darby goes up, COFFIN DROP! Cover, Darby and team win!!

Winners: Sting, Darby Allin & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall

It didn’t matter that they fought each other on Rampage, Darby and Sammy fought together and put it all on the line to win! But now, Scorpio Sky has a tenderized Sammy Guevara. Will the Spanish God lose his title while Scorpio keeps his win streak going?

 

AEW World Championship: Hangman Page VS Adam Cole!

From ROH to NJPW to now in AEW, Adam Page and Adam Cole have been connected in pro-wrestling. They’ve fought alongside each other as well as against each other, and it was always the Panama City Playboy that came out on top. But things have changed in Cole’s time away, and most of all, Hangman has changed. Will Hangman finally show Cole who the better Adam is? Or will Cole simply burn another bridge and add another title to the list?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time for Cowboy Sh*t, BAYBAY!

Fans chant, “Let’s Go, Adam!” since they’re not wrong either way. Hangman and Cole circle, tie up, and go around. Hangman puts Cole on ropes, the ref counts and Hangman gives hard pats on the shoulder. Cole lets that slide and they go again. Cole waistlocks, Hangman sits and slips out to wrench, but Cole rolls. Cole rolls and wrenches, but Hangman rolls and slips through to wring Cole out. Hangman has the hammerlock but Cole fights up. Cole gets up, switches the hammerlock onto Hangman, then puts him in the corner. The ref counts, Cole lets off but sucker punches Hangman hard!

Cole fires off more, “What you got?” Hangman DECKS Cole! “F him up, Adam, F him up!” Hangman CHOPS Cole, follows him around and CHOPS him again! Cole kicks low, but Hangman CHOPS again! Hangman whips Cole corner to corner, then runs in to clothesline! And then short arm LARIAT! Cole flounders, Hangman stands him up to CHOP! Hangman whips, Cole holds ropes and bails out. “We Want Adam!” and Hangman WRECKS Cole with a dropkick! Hangman whips Cole hard into railing, then gets him up to whip him into more railing! Fans fire up, Hangman drags Cole up and puts him on the apron.

Hangman CLUBS Cole, fires up and fans rally. Hangman runs and BOOTS Cole down! Cole flounders but Hangman stalks him around the way. Hangman kicks Cole, refreshes the ring count, then has the timekeeper move. Cole resists the bomb, slips under and dodges, Hangman lariats POST! Cole BOOTS Hangman down, then drags him up. Cole hammerlocks the arm and RAMS it into steel steps! The ring count is climbing again but Cole refreshes it. Cole drags Hangman up, RAMS him back into steel steps, then brings Hangman up and into the ring. Cole stomps Hangman in the corner, digs his boots in, but lets off at 4.

Fans chant for “A~DAM!” Hangman gets up to CHOP and CHOP and run, into USHIGOROSHI! Cover, ONE!! Cole can’t believe that but Hangman’s proven his toughness. Cole drags Hangman up and turns him for a NECKBREAKER! Cole drives elbows into Hangman’s shoulder, then drags him back up. Cole ROCKS Hangman, fires more forearms, then wraps the arm around ropes. Cole pulls on the arm, the ref counts and Cole lets off at 4. The ref tells Cole to break when he starts counting, but Cole tells the ref to shut up. But then Hangman CHOPS Cole! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Hangman runs in but misses in the corner! Cole torture racks and spins, TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Cole grows frustrated but he sits Hangman up for a top wristlock. Fans rally as Hangman endures. Hangman fights up, throws body shots, and then forearms. Cole knees low, runs, but Hangman BOOTS! Hangman runs but he catches Cole in a fireman’s carry! Only for Cole to pop out and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Cole says, “When are you gonna learn, Hangman?” Cole says the title belongs to him. Hangman will never be Cole. Hangman SLAPS and ROCKS Cole! But Cole uses 52 Fake Out!

Cole goes to the corner, goes up, but leaps into a BOOT! Fans fire up as both Adams are down! The standing count begins, Cole and Hangman go to opposite ends. Hangman DECKS Cole, and DECKS him again! Hangman whips but Cole ducks only to jump into Hangman’s FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman kips up while Cole goes to the apron. Fans fire up, Hangman TRIANGLE JUMP LARIATS! Then PLANCHA, but he has to land on his feet! Cole runs in, POP-UP APRON BOMB! Hangman is up top fast, for an ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Fans chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” as Hangman puts Cole in the ring.

Hangman aims from the apron, but Cole bails out before the slingshot. Hangman hurries to grab at Cole, but Cole PELES him down! Cole hurries in and reels Hangman into another BACKSTABBER! Cole runs, but Hangman hits a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Cole gets to a corner. Hangman storms over and CHOPS Cole again! Hangman then hoists Cole up top, CHOPS him again, then climbs up to join him. Cole resists and throws body shots, then he CLUBS Hangman. Cole gets up to SUNSET FLIP, but Hangman fights the bomb! Hangman mule kicks then ARIHARA into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!!

Cole is about to lose his cool but the fans are thunderous! Cole hurries back to a corner and he tunes up the band. Fans boo, he’s an Adam, not a Shawn! But Cole doesn’t care, he runs in and misses! Alabama Lift, DEADEYE!! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives but Hangman keeps his cool. “This is Awesome!” and Hangman goes to Cole. Cole throws a forearm, “This is Adam!” as Hangman throws it back. The forearms keep going, Cole stands to rain down shots! But Hangman keeps him from bringing the kneepad down! Hangman fires off palm strikes, but runs into a BOOT! Cole runs and SUPERKICKS!

Cole runs again, into a ROLLING ELBOW! Hangman throws off the elbow pad but Cole turns lariat into CROSSFACE!  Hangman crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! Cole reluctantly lets go at 4 and he goes to the apron to join Hangman. “ADAM SH*T!” as Hangman throws forearms! Cole WRINGS the arm into the apron! Cole gets Hangman up, fireman’s carry, USHI- NO! Hangman lands out, scoops, and with one good arm, TOMBSTONE! Cover, TWO!! Both Adams are down again and fans rally up. Cole and Hangman sit up, they throw more forearms, and fans do their best to come up with more Adam chants.

The hands fly fast and furious and fans are loving it! Hangman HEADBUTTS Cole! Cole BOOTS Hangman! ROLLING ELBOW from Hangman, ENZIGURI from Cole! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX from Hangman, and he gets Cole up, but Cole hits GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Cole is growing frustrated but fans chant, “FIGHT FOR ADAM!” Cole goes up the corner again and takes aim. Hangman stands, and he ROCKS Cole first! Hangman then goes up, but Cole throws body shots. Cole smacks Hangman off buckles, wants to try again, but Hangman fights with body shots again! And another HEADBUTT!

Hangman stands Cole up for a SUPER FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO!!! Cole survives and no one can believe it! Hangman drags himself to the apron but here comes reDRagon! Kyle & Fish distract, Cole BLINDSIDE SUPERKICKS Hangman down! The ref tells reDRagon to stay back and Cole sets up on the apron! PANAMA SUNRSISE to the floor!! Maybe even the ramp! Cole drags Hangman up and into the ring, fans chant, “HOLY ADAM!” Cover, TWO!?! Now even reDRagon is frustrated with this! Cole hurries to get up the corner again, tries again, PANAMA- NO! But no Deadeye either!

ELBOW and ROLLING ELBOW, but reDRagon distracts the ref! Cole doesn’t just 52 Fake Out, he LOW BLOWS! Then he resets on the corner, PANAMA SUNRISE again!! And THE BOOM!! Cover, TWO!??!?! HOW?!?!? Is Hangman a cowboy or a superhuman? Fans chant and duel for real now, “Let’s Go, Hangman!” “ADAM COLE!” Cole SUPERKICKS Hangman back down! And another SUPERKICK! Then he brings the kneepad down! Cole runs, but Hangman LARIATS!! Hangman hurries to the apron, fans are thunderous, BUCK- SUPERKICK!!! Cole runs, dodges the lariat to SUPERKICK! BLINDSIDE SUPERKICK!

All about the- NO! Hangman falls over and denies the Boom! Fans are loving “A E DUB!” but Cole tells reDRagon to get the table! They take the timekeeper’s table and put it ringside! Hangman is on the apron, and Cole brings him around! Cole says it’s over, but Hangman hits DEADEYE through the table!!!! Fans lose their minds again and here comes the Dark Order! Hangman’s friends are here to check on him, but then a brawl breaks out with the Dark Order and reDRagon! Talk about being outnumbered! Kyle & Fish run away and now we’re back to just the Adams! Hangman drags Cole from the wreckage and into the ring!

Hangman gets on the apron as fans fire back up! BUCKSHOT!!!! But the bad arm holds Hangman back from the cover! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! LITERAL FINGERTIPS! Hangman is in disbelief, even though he sees it with his own eyes! Hangman takes off his belt and ties Cole’s hand up to the ropes! Payback for Dynamite! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK!!! Hangman runs, but Cole SUPERKICKS back! Cole works to get his hand free, and he rushes over, into a SUPERKICK! Hangman brings his kneepad down now! Hangman makes Cole sit up, runs and STEALS THE BOOM!! But he’s not done here!! BUCKSHOT!!! Cover, Hangman wins!!!

Winner: Hangman Adam Page, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

The better Adam did win, because that is Hangman Adam Page!! The Cowboy holds up the title, having proven himself once again! And he even shakes Cole’s hand to show his respect. Who will be next for Hangman to go to the limit with?


My Thoughts:

This was the biggest AEW PPV, it was the bloodiest AEW PPV, and I dare say it was the BEST AEW PPV ever! Once again, AEW even makes their preshow awesome with three great matches that could’ve easily been on a Dynamite or Rampage. A great Heel win for Leyla, despite the promos in the build sounding like Kris was the Heel. A great win for Hook on the biggest night in his career. And a great Six Man Tag for House of Black VS Death Triangle & Erick, but clearly this isn’t done until Fenix can be part of the feud again. And then I noticed throughout the night, there were a lot of Tombstone piledrivers. Perhaps AEW is shouting out Undertaker since he’s going into WWE’s Hall of Fame?

Jericho VS Kingston was a great choice for opener, and it was booked in a great way given Jericho’s disrespect towards Kingston. Kingston winning was the right move, and in a way, so was Jericho not shaking his hand. They could leave it at that, they could escalate for the Spring going towards Double or Nothing, either path would work great for Kingston. The Triple Threat Tag was amazing stuff, and the finish wasn’t at all what I expected. Jurassic Express cleaned up and got a legit win, that is big for Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus. I’m thinking a team like Santana & Ortiz will step up next for a great 2v2 feud.

The Face of the Revolution Ladder Match was also awesome, and for just a few seconds, I thought Cassidy was going to win because, for one, just how hilarious it’d be to see him with the “brass ring” inner tube. But in the end, Wardlow won as I expected. I just wish Starks didn’t have to take that ladder bomb. He has neck issues, AEW, why would you make him take such a move? We all knew Jade was going to stay undefeated, but she basically had win entrance to make it clear to those not paying attention. Tay put up a good fight, but Jade continues on, maybe she’ll take on Anna Jay next.

Holy crap that Dog Collar Match. “Bloody” barely covers it, that went above anything I could’ve expected. Masterful storytelling from the moment Punk made his entrance bringing back his ROH theme and ring gear. Wardlow played his part perfectly, too, that was even better than my idea of him clobbering MJF with the TNT title. Punk wins, MJF will have beef with Wardlow, maybe we get MJF VS Wardlow at Double Or Nothing. And there’s a good chance the TNT title will be part of it so MJF can literally take that title off Wardlow. The AEW Women’s World title match was very good but had the misfortune of following Punk VS MJF.

I will say, Britt’s getting good Heel Heat even from me over using her helpers yet again. But also getting the news that we’ll have Hirsch VS Rosa, winner goes to St. Patrick’s Day Slam, did they really rob Rosa a PPV win to give her a title win on Dynamite? Seems a bit lame to me, but I suppose Rosa getting the title is the main thing AEW wants us to focus on. Moxley VS Bryan was another bloody fight, and in a very subtle Taker reference, that triangle hold jackknife was how Taker once got beat by Kurt Angle. But anyway, them brawling and WILLIAM REGAL showing up to sort them out was amazing. I hope Regal is the manager in the faction that these guys are creating.

That Tornado Trios match was wild in a very good way, but I really feared for those guys during those table spots. At least Sammy kinda learned his lesson from his Last Man Standing with Matt Hardy a couple years ago, in how to line up tables properly for spots like that. The Faces winning here really surprised me given a Face won the title on Rampage. But I suppose this is more for the AHFO story of Hardy leaving and Andrade assuming full control. And then in the main event, Adam Page VS Adam Cole was everything we knew it’d be and more, and I loved how the fans had all those Adam chants. When a crowd is good, it really adds to things.

Hangman retains, as I figured, and given how Callis was talking crap on Cole while hyping Omega’s return, we are just one moment away from The Elite OG VS The Undisputed Era while Hangman defends against any number of guys on the roster.

My Score: 9.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (3/26/25)

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St. Paul is All Elite!

Forces of nature converge as Toni Storm & Thunder Rosa reunite against The Megasus & The Superbad Girl in a powerful tag team match!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; Omega wins.
  • Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Brody King; Kyle wins.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis; Hobbs wins.
  • Top Flight w/ AR Fox VS Alex Findley & Devo Knight; Top Flight wins.
  • Mark Briscoe VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis; Konosuke wins.
  • Thunder Rosa & Toni Storm VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford; Bayne & Ford win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson!

The AEW International Champion knows he has a Triple Threat waiting for him at Dynasty, so he needs to get himself ready. Will tonight be a tune-up for the Best Bout Machine? Or will he not like the taste of the Vanilla Babyface?

The bell rings and the fans fire up for “KENNY! KENNY!” Omega and Blake circle, feel things out, and tie up. Omega waistlocks, Blake pries at the grip, and Blake wrenches out to wristlock. Omega wrenches back, wristlocks again, but Blake rolls, cartwheels, and slips through to wrench. Blake spins Omega to snapmare, but Omega turns chinlock into armlock. Omega wrenches, then hits a headlock takeover. Blake headscissors, Omega kips free, and Omega hits another takeover. Omega fights off the headscissors, but Blake fights up to his feet. Blake powers up and out, but Omega runs him over! Blake kips up, then pie faces Omega! And flips him off!

St. Paul boos as Blake is anything but a babyface here. Omega shrugs that off and CHOPS Blake! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Blake sputters, Omega wrenches and reel shim in, for a BIG back suplex! The fans fire up, Omega runs corner to corner, but Blake dodges! Omega hits buckles hard, then Blake fires shots to the lower back! The fans boo but Blake fires more body blows. Omega fires forearms and haymakers, but Blake knees low! Blake whips, hurdles, then dodges to DROPKICK! Blake kips up, and pulls out a finger gun! Blake licks it, BANG, but Omega ROCKS him first! Omega then brings Blake to a corner, but Blake blocks the buckle bump!

Blake CLAWS Omega’s eyes, then steps out to the apron with him, APRON SPEAR! Omega goes to the floor, Blake builds speed, INVERTED DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp, and Blake high-fives Big Shotty. Blake puts Omega in, then springboards, but Omega gets under! Blake handsprings through, but into a V-TRIGGER! Lee gets on the apron, but Omega DECKS him! The fans fire up, Omega vows to end this! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Blake sputters, but Omega hits another SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Blake is dazed but Omega isn’t done! Omega reels Blake in, hooks a leg, AOI SHODOU! The fans fire up and Omega takes out his finger gun!

Omega says BANG, runs in, and V-TRIGGER! Blake sputters, Omega Electric Chair Lifts! Fold for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

The Vanilla Babyface melted from the heat Omega is bringing! Omega picks up his belt but also a mic to say, “What’s going on?” The fans cheer, and Omega says it is unfortunate that he doesn’t get to wrestle every single week like he’d like. But when he gets the chance to come out to St. Paul, and when he promises them that he’ll make it quick, AEW’s fearless leader, Tony Khan, had no choice but to sign the match. But it will be a far different story when it comes to Dynasty! Omega not only has Ricochet, who the fans boo, but he also has the newcomer, though not so new to Omega, in “Speedball” Mike Bailey! The fans cheer that name!

And speaking of, here comes Speedball! The fans fire up as Bailey walks out, mic in hand, and he goes right to the ring. The fans cheer as these two are face to face, and Bailey says, “Kenny Omega…” Omega says, “Speedball.” Bailey congratulates Omega, and Omega says, “Thanks?” Bailey says he wanted to come out here and say that Omega is an inspiration to him. Bailey respects Omega. No, more than that, he admires Omega. As a wrestler, but also as a person, and as a champoin. But Kenny… Come Dynasty, even though Bailey respects Omega, he will not hold anything back.

Bailey won’t pull his punches, and he won’t hesitate for even one second to kick Omega’s head clean off and take that International Championship! Fans are torn on that, but Omega says, “So, by the sounds of it-” Oh no, Ricochet interrupts from the tron. “Do I have you attention? Okay, good, good, good. As much as I would love to be there in person, to smack both of you in your faces for even thinking that you’re going to leave Dynasty with my title… Fortunately for everybody involved in this situation, today is my wedding.” Ricochet models his white suit, and says he is dressed for the best day of his life.

“That is, until April 6th, when I continue to show everybody why Ricochet is Outta This World, and I beat you, Cornball, and I beat you, former Best Bout Machine, and I become the NEW International Champion! Oh, it sounds good, it sounds so good. I can see it now. So go ahead, continue to argue amongst yourselves about the inevitable. That being that after April 6th, Ricochet leaves Dynasty with both the girl and the gold. AHA~!” The One & Only adjusts his collar, but Omega tells him not so fast! Oh, well, he’s gone. But first of all, congratulations are in order. But that’ll be the only thing Omega will congratulate Ricochet on.

Because at Dynasty, make no mistake about it, it’s much like Ricochet said, it isn’t about making friends! Omega has a cat, he doesn’t need any more friends. The fans cheer that! Omega continues to say that as good of a guy as Bailey may be, and as big of a piece of garbage as Ricochet is, they aren’t Omega’s comrades. There is only one thing Omega has time for, there is only one thing Omega has room for, and it’s got to do with the thing on his shoulder, and that is his legacy. So consider yourselves just another stepping stone to solidifying Omega’s legacy. Oh and by the way, welcome to AEW, Bailey.

Unfortunately, while Omega wishes he could talk more, he must bid each and every one of you adieu! So until Dynasty, goodbye, MWAH! And goodnight, BANG! The Cleaner puts both his challengers on notice, but will the numbers spell disaster for him at Dynasty?

 

The Learning Tree speaks.

Chris Jericho says, “Last Sunday on Collision, I had Gravity’s mask taken from me. Or should I say, taken from us. But that’s okay, because I think it’s time for all the masks to be removed. It’s time to discuss some ugly truths that need to be addressed. Like the fact that you two (Big Bill & Bryan Keith) have been under the branches of The Learning Tree for far too long without using the wisdom that I’ve bestowed upon you. I need to ask you why I have to keep telling you time and time again to prove yourselves, I’m sick of asking! You need to think if it’s worthy for you to still be with Chris Jericho.

“If you think that, then it’s time for you to make some drastic changes, and go prove yourselves to me! Once again, for the last time, PROVE IT!” Bill & Keith quietly walk off, and Jericho turns his attention back to the camera. Bandido got his brother’s mask back, congrats. But it isn’t Gravity’s mask that Jericho wants, it’s Bandido’s! Jericho wants Bandido to feel the disgrace and humiliation that his brother did when Jericho tore that mask off in front of their family! And why would Bandido put up the mask? Jericho knows Bandido wants to be ROH World Champion again, so how about this? Title VS Mask for Dynasty!

Bandido, is it worth risking the humiliation? Is it risking the disgrace? Is it worth making your mother cry again when you lose the mask? Is it worth it? Jericho thinks so. See you at Dynasty. The Nueve is ready to risk it all, but will he be the one to lose it all in just 11 days?

 

MJF is here!

St. Paul is torn as the Scumbag walks out, mic already in hand. MJF goes to the ring, shows off MVP’s business card, then has them cut his music. MJF says, “Much like Michael Jackson’s legacy is far more important than that talentless hack named Prince…” MJF grins as the fans boo… “My words are far more important than everybody watching on their cheap TV sets in their trailer parks at home, and it’s damn sure more important than each and every one of yours.” The fans boo more, but MJF says, “Let’s play a game, okeh, Minnesota? We’re gonna shut the hell up. You think we can pull that off?” The fans boo, so no.

MJF says that’s what he thought. MJF tells MVP that he’s been looking at the card for two weeks straight. And he would like for them to have a little chit-chat so MJF can give an answer. MJF invites MVP out, and the fans cheer as the head of The Hurt Syndicate makes his way out here! Montel Vontavious Porter likes the fans singing along, “We Hurt~ People!” and chanting “M V P! M V P!” MJF says the thing we can agree on is that MVP is a legend in the sport of professional wrestling. And is that a new cane? That’s gorgeous! The fans cheer that, and MJF tells MVP that after everything with Adam Cole, MJF promised he would never do “friends” in this again.

And MJF has known “Montel” a very long time, and if there is one thing MJF has learned about him, it’s that when MVP clocks in, he doesn’t do friends, either. MVP does business. MJF has been looking at the card for a long time, and he has made a decision. The decision is… MJF would like to be in the business of hurting people. MJF offers a handshake, MVP checks if he means it, and wait! The rest of the Hurt Syndicate is here! The fans fire up as Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin bring their AEW World Tag Team Championships to the ring. Lashley looks MJF right in the eyes while the fans again sing the song, “We Hurt~ People!”

And then Lashley offers a handshake! MJF asks if Lashley means that, and he says up top! But then Lashley explains that he wants the card. What? The card, Max. Hand it over. MJF says okay, here. MJF gives the card back to Lashley, and then Lashley looks to MVP and Shelton. Lashley hands MVP his belt to hold, and then he RIPS UP THE CARD! MJF says okay, does Lashley wanna go? They can do this now! MVP says no, no, they’re cool. MJF asks MVP what’s going on. He thought they were cool. MVP says yeah, they’re cool, they’re cool. He has Lashley stand down, and MJF says okay, they can talk later.

MJF steps out, the fans boo, and even MVP seems a bit unsure why Lashley pulled MJF’s card. MVP says business never sleeps, and that they know they can trust him. But wait! Bryan Keith & Big Bill walk out here? The Bad Apple tells everyone to hold on. “So I guess it is true. Hurt people do in fact hurt people. But don’t worry, we ain’t out here to join your little group therapy session. We got real business to attend to!” Bill takes the mic, but MVP tells him to get his “lil’ b*tch” back on the leash so the men can talk. Bill keeps Keith calm, and he says he sees the Hurt Syndicate standing in the ring with the tag titles, but he doesn’t see a challenger. MVP says, “Me neither!”

Bill wants to tell MVP something. MVP wants to run his mouth? MVP wants to come out here with his cane and his business cards, but Bill can’t tell if he’s American Psycho or Iceberg Slim. Is he a pimp or a businessman? MVP says he’s a bit o’ both, and he’ll make his boys turn The Learning Tree into their b*tches if Bill keeps running his mouth. Bill says all he sees is a chump, and the MVP of being Lashley’s b*tch. No, we established who the b*tch was, but if Bill wants to go on about this… Bill says they should talk over the tag team titles. Bill was once a tag team champion, and he was never pinned nor never submitted for those titles!

Bill’s partner got pinned by Sting, and then Sting ran off and retired before ever granting Bill a rematch. Shelton says they don’t care! Bill says how about this. He and Keith need to prove themselves to Jericho, so Bill will take his rematch, so that The Learning Tree will take those titles! MVP laughs, and says Bill’s a comedian. But since Bill and his “girlfriend” want a shot, they should actually win a match! Then they can talk about an opportunity for the titles. MVP goes to leave, Lashley stares down Bill, and then the Hurt Syndicate heads out. Who will The Redwood have to take down to prove he and the Bad Apple are ready for this fight?

 

Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa & Toni Storm.

Renee Paquette is with La Mera Mera & the Timeless AEW Women’s World Champion, and brings up tonight’s main event. #ThunderStorm reunites for the first time in three YEARS, and they take on Penelope Ford and Toni’s future challenger, Megan Bayne. Yes, Toni remembers it well. They were so young, so unafraid. Nothing’s really changed. Rosa says no, everything has changed. Toni’s certainly changed! She has a butler now! And let’s not forget, the last time they worked together, Toni knocked Rosa out and tried to erase the face paint off Rosa’s face. Oh, we all make mistakes in the heat of passion.

Well, then make no mistake. Because Rosa wants what she never lost. Toni tells Rosa, “Enough of this gay banter. Megan Bayne, Penelope Ford, you two slop tarts are about to get double teamed like you’ve never dreamed!” Rosa plays along and says yes! Tonight, the games are over! Tonight, they fight! Tonight, you meet the team of… THUNDER TITS! W-What? No, it’s Thunder Storm. Not anymore! Strap yourselves in, girls, it’s gonna be a bumpy night. Well, whatever the team name, will Thunder & Storm strike down The Megasus & Superbad Girl?

 

Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Brody King!

The Protostar may have lost to Will Ospreay at Revolution, but he’s ready to redeem himself and rise back up the ranks. Will the Aussie Arrow shoot down this Hound of Hell? Or will Kyle come to understand why Brody is the King of Death?

Callis doesn’t join commentary, they don’t have the equipment ready, so he just throws Schiavone’s own notes at him. The fans tell Callis off, then they cheer on Brody. Kyle claims he needs a second with his tearaway pants, but then he BOOTS Brody instead! The ref rings the bell, Kyle fires off stomps, but he stops at 4. Kyle soaks up the heat, then OFF COME THE PANTS! Kyle flexes, but Brody stalks up behind him! The fans bark, Callis tells Kyle to turn around. Kyle soaks up more heat, but then he turns around into a CHOP! Brody drags Kyle up, CHOPS him again, and Kyle goes to a corner. Brody fires forearms again and again to sit Kyle down!

Brody digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Brody stops. Kyle flops out of the ring and St. Paul cheers Brody on. Brody paces while he waits on Kyle, and Callis gives Kyle a shoulder rub. Kyle rises, the fans tell Callis off, and Kyle hobbles around the way. Kyle slides in, but Brody drags Kyle up! Brody CHOPS Kyle, brings him around to scoop and SLAM! Then Brody runs to SENTON! Kyle sputters and the fans bark again. Brody drags Kyle back up, eggs him on, so Kyle CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Brody CHOPS and Kyle falls back! Kyle goes to the ropes, Brody stands him up to CHOP again! Brody runs, but Kyle follows! CALF KICK!

Brody sputters against the ropes and Callis cheers. Kyle stomps away at the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. The fans boo but Kyle drags Brody up. Kyle whips, but Brody blocks! Brody then swings, but Kyle dodges. Brody blocks the boot, and he LARIATS Kyle up and out! Kyle flops to the floor and the fans are thunderous! Brody has everyone barking as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Callis is worried for Kyle as Brody storms out and drags him up. Brody whips Kyle hard into barriers, then high-fives the fans. Brody brings Kyle around to whip hard into railing! Kyle is upside-down, Brody high-fives more fans, and then Brody stands on Kyle! Brody flexes, the fans cheer, but the ref reprimands. Brody steps off, then he drags Kyle up. Callis keeps his distance mostly out of fear, and Brody whips Kyle into more railing! Brody holds Kyle up for photo ops, then he CHOPS! Kyle flops up and over into the front row! The ref has Brody give them space while he checks on Kyle. Kyle is okay to continue, but Brody just CHOPS him again!

Kyle ends up in the second row now, and Brody tells him night-night. Kyle manages to sit up, so Brody drags him back to the railing. Brody suplexes Kyle to the floor! Kyle sputters, but Brody puts him back in the ring. Brody climbs to the apron, but Kyle runs in and CALF KICKS him down! Brody stumbles backwards into the desk! Brody hobbles, Callis creeps up, but then Brody barks and scares Callis off. Kyle runs out to CLUB Brody on the back! Kyle puts Brody back in the ring and Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans again tell Callis off, but Kyle taunts Brody. Brody leans against the ropes, Kyle brings him up, but Brody CHOPS!

Kyle sputters, but he KNEES low! Kyle fires knee after knee into Brody, then soaks up the heat. Kyle stands Brody up, but Brody CHOPS again! And again! And again! Kyle BOOTS in return! Kyle whips, but Brody blocks again! So Kyle ROCKS Brody with a forearm! Kyle whips, Brody reverses, but Kyle ducks ‘n’ dodges! Only to run into a BIG BOSS MAN SLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down, and a standing count starts already. Brody rises at 4 of 10, the fans bark, and Kyle sputters back up. Brody LARIATS Kyle back down! And LARIATS him again! And then CHOPS! Kyle rebounds, into a BACKDROP!

The fans fire up as Kyle flounders out of the ring. Brody slashes his throat, builds speed, and DIVES! Direct hit and down goes Kyle! The fans lose their minds, that was literally the biggest tope possible! Brody stands Kyle up, whips him back into barriers, and Kyle takes a seat in the corner. Brody makes sure to position Kyle just right, and CHOPS him again! Brody barks, the fans join in, and Brody gets space. Brody runs in from the ramp, but Kyle jumps at him! Brody caches Kyle with one hand! Brody scoops, but Kyle slips free to POST Brody! And then he RAMS Brody into the barriers! Kyle goes to the apron, takes aim, and he PENALTY KICKS!

Brody staggers and drops to a knee. Kyle goes into the ring and he DIVES! Direct hit and Brody hits barriers hard! The fans fire up while both men are down on the ground! Callis coaches Kyle, St. Paul rallies for Brody, but Brody is dazed while Kyle rolls into the ring. The ring count is already 5 of 10, then 7! Callis wants the count to be faster, but Brody is up at 8! Brody rolls in, but Kyle is up top! Kyle aims and MACHO ELBOWS! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and the fans fire up! Kyle begs that the count was wrong, but no, that was fair. Kyle drags Brody up, reels him in, but Brody fights the suplex! Brody then hits a CORNER EXPLODER!

Kyle sputters and flounders, and Brody stalks him to the apron. Brody drags Kyle up and reels him in, but Kyle fights the lift! Kyle is free to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK! But Brody still fireman’s carries! APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Both men fall to the floor, the fans lose their minds, and Dynamite goes picture in picture again.

Kyle checks his arms to make sure they’re working, and Brody also stirs. Callis and the ref argue, but there was nothing illegal about what Brody did. The ring count starts, Callis seems to still complain about stuff, and both men are slowly rising at 5 of 10. Brody stands at 7, rolls in, and Kyle stands at 8! Kyle lunges in at 9! The ref checks with Kyle to make sure he’s still in this, and Kyle nods as he slowly sits up. Kyle shakes out the stars going around his head, and Brody hobbles over to him. Brody stands Kyle up, ROCKS him, and Kyle staggers back to the ropes. Brody eggs Kyle on, and Kyle rises back up.

Kyle winds up to ROCK Brody! Brody ROCKS Kyle, and Kyle drops to a knee! Kyle rises to fire another forearm, but there’s far less behind it. Brody ROCKS Kyle again, Dynamite again returns to single picture, and Brody fires more shots! Kyle fires back, the shots pick up speed, and Kyle fires a flurry! But Brody ROCKS him with just one! Kyle swings, Brody SWATS it, but then Kyle BOOTS and SUPERKICKS! Brody ROLLING ELBOWS! Kyle falls, Brody shakes out the stars, and he drags Kyle up to LARIAT! Brody shouts, “He’s Dead!” Brody reels Kyle in, hoists him up, but Kyle slips free to SUPERKICK a leg out!

Kyle BLINDSIDE SUPERKICKS, then he dragon sleepers! Inverted suplex into the gut wrench! TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO?!? Brody survives and shocks Kyle! Callis is furious, the ref defends the count, and St. Paul is all fired up! Kyle seethes now, and he aims from the corner. Kyle runs in, but Brody LARIATS again! The fans fire up while Kyle stumbles around on spaghetti legs! Kyle falls over, goes to a corner, but Brody runs up to SPLASH! Kyle sits down, the fans bark with Brody, but Callis gest on the apron! The ref storms up to Callis while Brody runs in at Kyle, but Mark Davis gets Kyle out of harm’s way!

Brody hits buckles, and Kyle smiles! Aussie Open watches each other’s back, and Kyle hurries to get Brody up! The fans boo but Kyle puts Brody on the top rope! Kyle UPPERCUTS Brody, then climbs up after him. But Brody fights the suplex with body shots! Brody SLAPS Kyle, fireman’s carries him, and now Davis distracts the ref! Kyle CLAWS Brody’s eyes, then slips down to GAMANGIRI! The fans boo as Kyle gets Brody back up, TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, Kyle wins!!

Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall

Dunkzilla gave The Protostar the assist, that’s a win for the Callis Family! But then Kyle goes back for more as he stomps and hammers away on Brody! Davis helps out while Callis directs them, but here comes The Powerhouse! Will Hobbs brings the straps down as he enters from the crowd side! The fans fire up as Hobbs rushes the ring! He fires forearms on Davis, and on Kyle! Hobbs DECKS Davis, he DECKS Kyle, and then Brody LARIATS Kyle up and outta the ring! The fans fire up, and Hobbs wants his fight with Davis NOW! Will the Book of Hobbs punctuate this chapter with a win? Or will the Callis Family quickly go 2-0 on the night?

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis!

Dynamite returns as referees, security, and even Christopher Daniels are keeping Hobbs and Davis apart. It seems that AEW officials still need to work out the change in the schedule, they were hoping to do this match a little later. Meanwhile, Callis is finally on commentary to complain that Hobbs was going to assault him, a non-wrestler. Hobbs and Davis storm into the ring, despite the wishes of the refs and Fallen Angel. But fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Daniels tries to talk Davis and Hobbs down, but Davis and Hobbs just throw security out of the way! Daniels says fine, let’s do it now!

The bell rings, and the fans fire up as DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! And again! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Davis kicks low, suplexes high and hard, but Hobbs is right up! Hobbs kicks and suplexes Davis high and hard! Davis goes to ropes, the fans rally as Hobbs seethes, and Hobbs ROCKS Davis! And ROCKS him again! Davis KNEES low, then runs, but Hobbs CLOBBERS Davis at the ropes! Davis goes to a corner, Hobbs storms up, but Davis uses the straps to YANK Hobbs into buckles! The ref reprimands, Davis CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS! Davis scrubs his forearm in Hobbs’ face, then sits him down.

The fans boo but Davis runs side to side, and he SLIDING FOREARMS! Hobbs sputters, Davis drags him up, and Davis reels Hobbs in. But Hobbs BACKDROPS free! The fans fire up and Hobbs snarls again. Hobbs runs corner to corner, but Davis ELBOWS him! Davis runs up, but into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up and the straps come down! Hobbs runs up to LARIAT! Hobbs then keeps Davis in the corner for “MEAT!” LARIAT after “MEAT!” LARIAT! Hobbs whips corner to corner, but then reels Davis in, but Davis kinda muffles the spinebuster. Hobbs is annoyed and drags Davis up, but Davis ENZIGIRIS!

Davis runs, but Hobbs gets him for a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Hobbs wins!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

Hobbs just handled town bidness, but Callis says of course Hobbs won, he got the jump on everyone coming in from the crowd! Callis’ excuses aside, Hobbs dunked Dunkzilla, and the Callis Family is 1-1 with one more to go! Will Hobbs finally move on from his past? Or will Callis not rest until the Powerhouse is demolished?

 

Backstage interview with The Patriarchy.

Lexy Nair is with Kip Sabian, Nick Wayne & “Mother Shayna,” but Christian Cage is conspicuous by his absence. Lexy specifically wants to ask Nick this: We’ve seen a big shift in Nick’s attitude both back and forth. He confronted Christian Cage on his excuses about Revolution, but then costs Adam Copeland the title last Wednesday. What is going on with The Patriarchy? Nick says things are starting to make sense to him as to why Christian did what he did at Revolution. But he will wait to speak his thoughts for when he and Christian are face-to-face.

As for last Wednesday, that just goes to show what happens when they’re all on the same page. “And how to properly… I repeat, properly execute a plan.” Nick heads out, Mother Shayna smiles and follows, and Kip… Well, he’s quiet but he still follows the Waynes out. Is The Patriarchy’s Prodigy proving he can be the man of the house?

 

Backstage interview with Hangman Page.

Renee is with The Cowboy, and notes that last week, he officially entered his name for the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament. The winner of that tournament will challenge for the AEW World Championship at All In: Texas. Now, AEW is in St. Paul tonight, site of- Oh, wait, Swerve Strickland storms in! He knows he only just recovered from the busted eardrum, but did he just hear right that Hangman wants in on Swerve’s world title? Hangman says, “B*tch, did I stutter?” Swerve tells Hangman to not dare even try it! Swerve will end him and he knows what Swerve is capable of! Prince Nana has Swerve stand down, Swerve has his own business to handle.

Swerve and Nana leave, and Hangman snarls. Will Hangman not only win the Owen Hart Cup this year, but finally take back the AEW World Championship? And will it be Swerve who meets him in Texas?

 

Exclusive sit-down interview with Rated FTR.

It was earlier today that Tony Schiavone sat down with Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, and notes that the friendship between these three has been a lot deeper than what we’ve seen on camera. They’re basically next door neighbors, Cope has been responsible for some of FTR’s biggest breaks in their careers. Dax already frowns and shakes his head. Dax apologizes but he wants to interrupt here. He feels that he must address the elephant in the room. Last week, he allowed his emotions to get the better of him. He owes both Adam and Cash an apology for what happened.

Dax just felt that FTR took a break from their goals, their focus, the AEW World Tag Team Championships, for four months, all to help Cope realize his goal of being AEW World Champion. After two tries, it did not happen, which just frustrated Dax. Cope has Dax stop there. The way Dax positioned that, it sounds like Cope is the one who pulled them away from the tag titles. Cope came back to help FTR against the Death Riders after they put bags over FTR’s heads and beat them down. That’s how this all started. It was not Cope’s intention to pull FTR away from anything.

Dax knows, he’s just saying, that’s why he has to apologize. Dax let his emotions get to him, and so he wanted to explain the preface. He just felt that FTR took their eyes off the prize, they were directionless for four months, and it had nothing to do- Cash speaks up now. Cash knows they’ve all let their emotions get the better of them. Cash cannot watch Dax and Cope fight like this while he’s caught in the middle of it. Everyone knows Dax and Cash are best friends, they’ve teamed together for the better part of 11 years. But maybe people don’t know as much about the friendship of Cope and Cash, everything Cope has done for Cash.

Without either of these men, Cash has nothing. When Cash was struggling, nowhere to live, sleeping in his car, Cope gave him a place to live and to be without worry so he could pursue all of this. Cope gave Cash chance after chance, Dax was there for those opportunities, so without either one, Cash doesn’t have this, he isn’t here right now. So he just wants himself and his two best friends to all be on the same page. Dax says t hat’s why he had to apologize. Dax took it too far last week, but he does think that now that they’ve helped Cope realize his goals and done their part, it is time for FTR to get back on theirs.

Dax tells The Hurt Syndicate that the AEW World Tag Team Championships- Cash stops Dax again, and says Cash feels there is still something here. Rated FTR has a lot of life left, and Cash would love if they went after the Trios Championships one more time, to see if they can stop The Death Riders. Cope agrees there. If there’s juice in the tank, then let’s do it. Cope tells The Death Riders, April 6th, Death Riders VS Rated FTR for the Trios Championships. Dax does like the sound of that. #TopGuysOut! Cope adds #RatedFTROut. Cash likes that.

So while Cope could not dethrone Jon Moxley, can he and FTR still free the AEW World Trios Championships? Or will there be no end to the reign of terror?

 

Swerve Strickland heads to the ring!

St. Paul fires up for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve grabs the mic and says, “Everybody knows exactly why I’m here. I’m here to call out Jon Moxley! Not the Death Riders, the AEW World Champion, Jon Moxley. You better get your ass down here right now and look me eye to eye, man to man, if you’ve got the balls to do so!” The fans fire up, the Death Riders’ theme hits, and The Maniac makes his way through the crowd. Swerve keeps his eyes on Moxley as he draws closer. Nana steps out as Moxley steps in, and Swerve tells Moxley, “I’ve been allowing things to go on like this for far too long.”

People have been asking since October as to why Swerve hasn’t been going after his AEW World Championship. Swerve says he likes to give people just enough rope to hang themselves, and that’s Moxley. Swerve tells him, “Look at you. What happened to you? Jon Moxley used to be revered here in AEW! You and the AEW World Championship used to be synonymous with each other. Now look at you. You hide behind Claudio, you hide behind Wheeler Yuta, you hide behind Pac. Hell, you even hide behind Marina Shafir.” The fans start up another chant for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Swerve says Moxley still has the nerve to say no one else wants to be world champion. But Moxley isn’t even worthy of it himself! And to be honest, Swerve thinks the reason Moxley hides the title in the briefcase is because he can’t even look at it. He can’t even face himself with that on his shoulder any more. Swerve says every time Moxley has a title defense, he narrowly escapes. And last week, he showed the world that. Oh, by the way, how’s Moxley’s back feeling? Moxley smirks, and Swerve says everything about Moxley that he used to be, is standing right here looking at him. The fans cheer Swerve on while Moxley nods.

But CLAUDIO IS BEHIND NANA! The fans freak out, and Moxley smirks. Swerve looks over and sees Claudio! Nana still doesn’t notice, but he starts to sense something’s wrong. Moxley says it’s fine, we’re all chill. And that all sounded great, if you believe it. But this isn’t about Moxley, this is about Swerve. April 6th is really Swerve VS Swerve. It isn’t about Moxley, stop worrying about Moxley. Moxley wants Swerve to ask himself, “Who are you, really? What are you really?” Moxley knows. He listens and watches, hears everything and sees everything, so he knows everything. He knows exactly who and what Swerve is, and he knows what Swerve could be.

And damn, has Moxley had high hopes for Swerve. But he has been disappointed before. On April 6th, Moxley gives Swerve a chance to step in and become everything that he can be. He just has to ask himself one question: “How far am I willing to go?” Not tonight, not just April 6th, but every night. When it is cold and dark and you’re in pain and you’re tired. When the world is baring down on your shoulders and you have no friends left. When everyone else is gone and you have the weight of the entire world on your shoulders. Will you endure? Will you put one foot in front of another? Or will you look for a way out? Will you take others with you?

There are a lot of questions Swerve has to ask himself. Swerve is not what he thinks he is, because he has not suffered enough yet! But he will. “My sport has been taken over by billionaires, Hollywood talent agencies and kids who see the world through an Instagram filter and don’t know their head from their ass! It’s guys like you that give me hope for the future. It’s guys like you that make me think everything I’ve put my mind and my body and my soul through was for a reason.” Fans do seem to like that. Moxley says he won’t give it to Swerve, though. He doesn’t care what kind of “punk ass organization they’re running around here.”

Moxley does not give handouts, so how far is Swerve willing to go? Moxley will go the whole way right now! But that shouldn’t be a problem for Swerve, Swerve is the Most Dangerous Man in AEW, right? Moxley and Swerve circle, but that lets Marina Shafir sneak in! BUT WILLOW APPEARS! Marina has a crowbar, Willow has a pipe, so it is a standoff on the apron! Swerve asks Moxley what’s wrong. Is he finally facing off with someone smarter than him? So let’s get this straight: Moxley wants to talk “unscripted violence” BS? Swerve IS violence! Moxley’s bled pints, Swerve’s bled buckets. Moxley’s been in Texas Death Matches, Swerve’s WON them.

Swerve IS the Most Dangerous Man in AEW! “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” “And in Philadelphia in 11 days, I take back that AEW World Championship, and I continue to lead the Dynasty Era! And while I’m doing that, you can have fun continuing to play Jon Moxley on TV.” Mic drop! The fans fire up again as Swerve and Moxley stare down. It is quite the standoff here, so Moxley has the Death Riders stand down. The clock is ticking, are Moxley’s days as champion numbered? Wait, Marina YANKS Willow down! Marina fires off on Willow, but Willow RAMS Marina into the barriers! Claudio gets Marina out of there, Nana tries to help, but Willow shoves Nana aside!

Willow goes after Marina, even as Claudio carries Marina away! The fans fire up but The Death Riders drag Marina back but fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Marina is a Problem, but will the Babe with the Power be a problem solver?

 

The Opps commandeer a camera!

Been a minute since this has happened, but Katsuyori Shibata films while he follows Samoa Joe & Hook. Joe asks Hook a question: last week, Hook sunk in that Redrum for a little bit of time. Is there anything behind that? Nah, just having fun. Fun? Hook smirks and says c’mon. It was Max Caster, a super annoying guy, it’s fun to choke him out. Joe says aight. Anyway, look who it is! Caster is trying to convince AR Fox & Top Flight to all go solo like he did. Shibata slips around so we can see Joe & Hook walk up behind Caster. Caster talks trash on Anthony Bowens, how Bowens is doing nothing after The Acclaimed broke up.

Wow, really, Caster? What? The fans are literally chanting his name! “Let’s Go, Max! You’re the Best Wrestler Alive!” They don’t believe that for a second. Caster then spots Shibata and asks what’s up. Joe snatches Caster into the COQUINA CLUTCH!! Joe puts Platinum Max right to sleep, and then dusts himself off. And then he tells Hook he gets it now. They shake hands, and Joe says what’s up, hometown boys! The Opps shake hands with Top Flight, and say have a good night. Hook says, “To the death.” Shibata’s text-to-speech says, “I see what you did there.” When Caster wakes up, will he realize he really needs to watch what he says?

 

Backstage interview with Jay White.

Renee is with the Switchblade and says he took a particular interest in Will Ospreay and Hangman Page entering the Men’s Owen Hart Cup. White has history with both men, so where does he stand on this? White says those are some big names. He thinks we should add his name to that, so what better time than now? Jay White officially declares for the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! Last year didn’t work out too well, White losing to Hangman for the first time ever, mostly thanks to Hangman’s “buddy,” Christian Cage. And then White ended up injured, out for four months.

But this year, White will win the cup, go on to All In: Texas, and once again have a shot at the AEW World Championship! And if Hangman or #BillyGoat are lucky enough to cross paths with The Switchblade, so be it. But before we get there, there are plenty of other players backstage that would love to differ with him. How about one of the ORIGINAL Collision Cowboys return to Collision this Saturday. If there’s someone who thinks they’re more deserving of a spot than White, show up and state your case to The Switchblade. White aims his finger gun, who will accept this Open Challenge?

 

Top Flight w/ AR Fox VS Alex Findley & Devo Knight!

Darius & Dante Martin get a hero’s welcome as the hometown boys for Minnesota! But Lio Rush & Action Andretti are ringside, hoping this homecoming is a horrible one. Will Top Flight win one for Minneapolis? Or will they not like the taste of the Royal Flavuh?

The teams sort out, Darius starts against Devo, and the fans fire up with the bell. Darius and Devo circle, Devo waistlocks but Darius switches to SLAM! Darius then hooks Devo, turns him over to a cover, ONE! Darius spins away from Devo’s sweep, then headlocks. Devo powers up and out, Darius CLOBBERS him, and then brings him up to wrench and CHOP! Devo sputters, but Darius whips him to the corner. We see Big Bill & Bryan Keith are watching this backstage, perhaps scouting a team they can beat to then go after the Hurt Business. Darius runs in at Devo but Devo pops Darius up. Dante tags in, Darius CHOPS Devo, and Dante A-LIST LARIATS!

Darius tags back in, snap suplexes Devo down, then kips up to tag Dante. Dante slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up but here comes Alex! Dante catches Alex and spins him, Top Flight gives him the LARIAT STO COMBO! Dante TOSSES Alex, then drags Devo up. Devo JAWBREAKERS back, then runs up. Dante ducks the lariat to waistlock, but Devo elbows him away. Dante goes to the ropes, Devo runs up, btu Dante ELBOWS him! Tag to Darius, then Dante goes up and over! Dante eggs Devo on, then blocks his shot for a JAWBREAKER of his own! Darius runs up to DECK Devo, then he BLASTS Alex!

Darius fires haymaker after haymaker on Devo, then whips. Devo reverses, but Darius gets under to atomic drop! Not the cleanest, but Darius hurries to BULLDOG HOTSHOT, and GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up for Darius as he steps in, COMPLETE SHOT! Alex hurries in and he breaks the cover! Dante whips Alex, Alex reverses, but then Dante slips outside! Alex hits buckles, Dante goes up and around to GAMANGIRI! Then springboard and CROSSBODY! The fans are fired up again, and Darius CHOPS Devo. Darius whips but Devo reverses. Devo runs up but Darius BOOTS him down! Tag to Dante and Darius SUPERKICKS Devo!

Dante SHOTGUNS Devo into the GERMAN SUPLEX from Darius! Devo flounders, Darius brings him up again. Dante climbs, Darius hits a SHELL SHOCK, then Dante hits the MAMBA SPLASH! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

A great win for the hometown heroes, and BREAKING NEWS from Tony Khan! Top Flight will face Bill & Keith for Collision in Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Will The Redwood & Bad Apple sour things for Top Flight to then have their shot at the Hurt Syndicate? As for The Cru, they bark at Top Flight, still wanting their own fight. Will Darius & Dante give Lio & Action more than they bargained for in the near future?

 

Will Ospreay speaks.

“Ever since I came into AEW, the game has dramatically changed. It is time for me to move AEW into a new generation. Tony Khan is looking for the best in the world, and there’s only one person that fits that criteria, and it’s me. When you hear, ‘This is where the best wrestles,’ nah, bruv. This is where Billy wrestles. This is about restoring the feeling, and bruv, I AM the feeling!” The Aerial Assassin will return to Dynamite next week in Peoria, Illinois, but how will he sharpen that edge before the Owen Hart Tournament begins?

 

Mark Briscoe VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis!

The Sussex County Chicken fought alongside Will Hobbs against The Don Callis Family last week, but it was the Alpha that ate. Will the NEVER Openweight Champion make sure the Callis Family ends tonight up 2-1? Or will Briscoe #ManUp and have some redemption?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Briscoe. Callis claims he wasn’t going to come out again, but he was listening to Schiavone’s commentary and felt he was struggling so he’s here to help. The fans just tell Callis off again while Briscoe and Konosuke circle. The two feel things out, tie up, and Briscoe headlocks. Konosuke powers up and out, then RAMS shoulders! Briscoe stays up, Konosuke staggers back, but he runs Mark over on the rebound! The fans boo but Konosuke keeps moving. Mark stays low, Konosuke rolls over the dropdown, but then Briscoe runs, dodges, and ducks the boot! Briscoe hits the crane stance, then ducks Konosuke’s haymaker!

REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as Callis talks trash on Briscoe being bald and having missing teeth. Schiavone points out the only difference between Briscoe and Callis are the teeth. Briscoe runs but Konosuke BACKDROPS him, only for Briscoe to land on his feet! Konosuke waistlocks, Briscoe breaks free and PELES! The fans fire up as Briscoe runs up on Konosuke, but Konosuke BOOTS him away! Konosuke goes up, but Briscoe RKF UPPERCUTS! And then he fireman’s carries for a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Briscoe hurries up top and the fans cheer, but Konosuke ROCKS Briscoe first!

Konosuke goes up, the fans fire up, and Konosuke hits a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Briscoe is tougher than that, and the fans rally up, but Konosuke stalks Briscoe to ropes. Konosuke CHOKES Briscoe, but he stops as the ref counts 4. The fans rally for Briscoe but Konosuke stands him up for a forearm! Konosuke then goes corner to corner, and he ROCKS Briscoe again! Konosuke keeps going, but Briscoe follows to ROCK Konosuke! Briscoe runs, and he LARIATS Konosuke up and out! Konosuke staggers and falls, and Briscoe builds speed! But Konosuke is back to BOOT Briscoe down! The fans are torn but Callis applauds.

Konosuke stalks Briscoe to a corner, stomps him again and again, then lets off as the ref counts. Konosuke stands Briscoe up and puts him on the apron. Konosuke goes out, kicks low, and hits an APRON DDT! Briscoe flops to the floor, the fans boo, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Konosuke tells fans to shut up, then he drags Briscoe back into the ring. Konosuke pushes Briscoe to a cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but Konosuke stays on him with a chinlock. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into a LARIAT! Konosuke covers again, TWO! Briscoe is tougher than that and goes to a corner. Konosuke storms up and brings Briscoe around. Konosuke reels Briscoe in, but Briscoe BACKDROPS free! Briscoe fires up and he reels Konosuke in, only for Konosuke to trip him! CATAPULT! Briscoe hits buckles, and then the ALPHA ELBOW hits him! Konosuke stands over Briscoe while soaking up cheers and jeers.

Konosuke paces while Briscoe crawls to ropes. Konosuke storms up to ROCK Briscoe, but Briscoe CHOPS back! Konosuke fires a haymaker, Briscoe fires an UPPERCUT! Konosuke CHOPS, but Briscoe fires up! Briscoe CHPOS, Konosuke fires a flurry of forearms! Konosuke DECKS Briscoe and has him back in a corner. Konosuke digs his boots in, then runs corner to corner to KNEE Briscoe in the head! Konosuke goes again, for another KNEE! The ref reprimands but Konosuke drags Briscoe up. Konosuke hoists Briscoe up top, then gets in Briscoe’s face. Konosuke climbs up, brings Briscoe up, but Briscoe fights the suplex!

Dynamite returns to single picture as Briscoe BITES Konosuke’s forehead! Callis is furious but Briscoe spits out whatever he may’ve bitten off! Briscoe shoves Konosuke down, then he MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Konosuke and Briscoe rise up, and Briscoe ducks a lariat! Briscoe CHOPS, ROCKS, and repeat! Briscoe keeps up the shots, then whips, only for Konosuke to reverse. Briscoe FLYING FOREARMS! The fans fire up and Briscoe powers up to LARIAT in the corner! Briscoe fires Redneck Palm Strikes, then an UPPERCUT! Konosuke sputters, Briscoe whips, but Konosuke reverses.

Briscoe goes up and out then ROCKS Konosuke! Then he UPPERCUTS again! Briscoe DUMPS Konosuke out, then he builds speed, to WRECK Konosuke with a dropkick! Konosuke hits the barriers, but he hurries back. Briscoe avoids the sweep to then CANNONBALL! The fans fire up, Briscoe goes back into the ring and builds speed. Briscoe DIVES to CANNONBALL TOPE! The fans fire up and high-five Briscoe! Briscoe then hops onto the barriers, the fans cheer more, and Briscoe says BANG BANG! FOLEY ELBOW onto Konosuke! The fans fire up even more as Briscoe puts Konosuke back in the ring.

Briscoe goes up the corner while the fans cheer on “DEM BOYS! DEM BOYS!” Konosuke flounders, Mark reaches the top, and FROGGY-BOW FLOPS as Konosuke moves! GERMAN SUPLEX! Briscoe rises up!? And he LARIATS Konosuke down! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives, Callis storms off commentary, and he pounds the apron. The ref warns Callis, but Briscoe hauls Konosuke up. Konosuke fights the underhooks, wrenches out, and he ROCKS Briscoe! Briscoe ROCKS Konosuke! The forearms go back and forth, then Briscoe fires a flurry! Briscoe runs, but into a BOOT! Konosuke runs, but into a clinch! EXPLODER!

The fans fire up as Briscoe has Konosuke again. Konosuke fights with elbows, and he EXPLODERS in return! But Briscoe is up to EXPLODER! Konosuke is up to EXPLODER! Both men stagger to their feet, POWER-DRIVE KNEE OUTTA NOWHERE!! Cover, TWO?!? Briscoe survives, Callis asks what the hell, but Konosuke winds up this time. Briscoe rises, but he ducks the lariat! Briscoe kicks, underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! Konosuke’s long legs save him by a literal foot! The fans boo but Callis is relieved. Briscoe fires up and vows to end this! Briscoe puts Konosuke up top, “This is Awesome!”

Briscoe CHOPS Konosuke on the back! Briscoe then torture racks Konosuke, but Konosuke fights free! ALPHA ELBOW! And then the elbow pad is off, ROLLING ELBOW! RAGING FIRE!! Cover, KONOSUKE WINS!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

The Callis Family ends the night 2-1 as Konosuke powers through! Will the NEVER Openweight Champion continue to establish himself as the Alpha of not just AEW, but of the world?

 

The Death Riders speak.

Wheeler Yuta says, “Rated FTR wants to challenge us to a World Trios Championship match at Dynasty. Dax & Cash, I already hate your guts. But Cope, you’re the most sinister of all. You tried to rip me away from my family. You tried to manipulate me! My family is much stronger than yours.” Claudio tells Rated FTR, “You guys are pathetic. The going gets tough, you bicker and start throwing hissy fits. Is this Kindergarten?” Pac says, “Gentlemen, it’s your arrogance, it’s your cockiness, that we really find hard to stomach. You see, after everything that you’ve done to us in previous weeks, it is you who has the audacity to challenge us?

“Nah. That’s not how things work around here. At AEW Dynasty, it is we that challenge you! We challenge you to survive the Death Riders.” The Decoder, the Swiss Cyborg & the Bastard have given their answer, will no one stop the Death Riders from building their Dynasty?

 

Backstage interview with The Hurt Syndicate.

Alicia Atout caches up with MVP, Lashley & Shelton and wants to ask them about MJF. Is he in or is he out? Lashley asks for just a moment, please. Alicia steps aside, and Lashley says MVP told them to take a vacation, and then they see MVP hugging it out with MJF?! What’s that about? MVP wants them to understand. After that performance at Revolution, they earned that time off. MVP doesn’t get time off, he had to come to work, because business never stops, money never sleeps. Now, they’ve been talking about adding a fourth member for some time, and MVP made MJF an offer. What’s the problem?

So MVP likes MJF? Yeah. Okay, but this is MJF. The kid’s got a reputation. Shelton & Lashley don’t like it. MJF is grimy, slimy, and not to be trusted. Everyone says that about him. MVP says yeah, MJF has some reprehensible qualities. And that’s why MVP likes him! Those qualities could be good for their business. Now, they’re the Hurt Syndicate. If they really don’t want MJF in, MVP respects the dynamic, they can revisit this. But right now, let’s focus on the Big Bill situation. Are they all on the same page there? Call it. Let’s hurt people. The Syndicate heads out, but will they accept the Scumbag into the fold? Or will they find someone more suited to their business plans?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

With the trios title set for Dynasty, The Death Riders and Rated FTR send one man each for a showdown! Wheeler Yuta takes on Dax Harwood, will The Decoder be chopped down by Dax The Ax? Plus, while The CEO is looking for new challengers, she will step back into the ring for some action. Who will try and stop the Money Train in Milwaukee? Then, Jamie Hayter makes her own in-ring return and takes on Queen Aminata! Will Hayter still hit hard? Or will Aminata redeem herself from losing to Julia Hart?

And then, Jay White’s open challenge has already been answered as Kevin Knight makes his Collision debut! The Jet is ready to fly high in AEW, but will he learn to Breathe with the Switchblade?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

As AEW rolls into Peoria, Swerve will be rolling into the ring alongside Willow Nightingale as they take on Jon Moxley & Marina Shafir in a Mixed Tag Match! Will the Most Dangerous Man and the Babe with the Power overwhelm the Death Riders? Or will Marina continue to be a Problem?

 

Thunder Rosa & Toni Storm VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford!

La Mera Mera reunites with her old teammate taking on some common enemies. Namely, it’s the towering female titan that wants the world title. Will The Megasus be rolling towards Dynasty, the Superbad Girl along for the ride? Or will they be struck down by the #ThunderStorm?

The fans cheer on “THUNDER TITS! THUNDER TITS!” while the teams sort out. Megan starts against Rosa, and Rosa embraces the new team name. The two circle, approach, and then Rosa dodges to headlock. Megan powers up and out, and she RAMS shoulders with Rosa! Neither falls, but Rosa bobs ‘n’ weaves to CHOP! Rosa whips, Megan reverses, but Rosa dodges! Megan hits buckles, Rosa headlocks, but Megan powers up and out again. Rosa dodges a lariat to fire CHOPS and forearms on repeat! Rosa whips but Megan reverses again, to then scoop and SLAM Rosa down! Rosa scrambles away, tag to Toni!

The fans fire up as Toni eggs Megan on, but Megan stands down to take in Penelope. The fans rally for Toni as she and Ford tie up. Ford headlocks, Toni powers up and out, but Ford runs her over! Things keep moving, Ford rolls over the dropdown to kick low. Ford then goes up and around to arm-drag! Toni gets up, Ford runs up, but Toni blocks that Shining Wizard! Storm slips around to SNAP GERMAN! Ford flops into the corner, tag to Rosa! ThunderStorm works together for a BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! Then they whip Ford to a corner, and Rosa sends Toni in for a SPLASH!

Toni sets up, and Rosa shouts, “Thunder Tits away!” POETRY IN MOTION! Rosa drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Ford toughs it out but Rosa drags Ford up. Rosa whips, Ford reverses, but Rosa ELBOWS Ford back! The fans continue to cheer on “THUNDER TITS!” while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ford comes back, Rosa BOOTS her, then Rosa dodges Megan’s cheap shot! Rosa DECKS Megan, but Ford BOOTS Rosa! Cover, TWO! Ford is frustrated but she drags Rosa up to bump off buckles. Ford stomps a mudhole in, then tags Megan. Ford keeps Rosa trapped, Megan RAMS into Rosa, then RAMS her again! Megan picks Rosa up, RAMS her into an open corner, then CHOPS! Rosa drops to her knees but Megan stands her up to KNEE low! Megan whips corner to corner, then runs up to SPLASH! Megan then underhooks for a BUTTERFLY PLEX! Rosa flounders, Megan tags Ford, and Ford stomps Rosa around.

Ford keeps Rosas from Toni, and puts her in a motorcycle stretch. Ford KNEES Rosa in the back, KNEES her again, then goes back to pulling the arms. Rosa endures, Toni rallies the fans, and Rosa fights up. Ford CLUBS Rosa down, then brings her back to the corner. Ford tags Megan, they mug Rosa, then Megan short arm LARIATS! Megan stands Rosa back up, short arm LARIATS again, then stands Rosa up again. Rosa fires body shots, but Megan still LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Rosa stays in this but Megan stays on her. Tag back to Ford, and they double whip Rosa to ropes. Ford hits a BODY BLOW, and then Megan suplexes for a SLAM!

Ford STANDING MOONSAULTS then covers, TWO! Rosa is tougher than that, but Ford puts her back in the corner. Tag back to Megan, the mugging continues, but Rosa fires body shots. Megan KNEES low, then hits a BIG back suplex! Dynamite returns to single picture as Megan clamps onto Rosa with a chinlock. The fans rally, Rosa fights up, and Rosa fires more body shots. Rosa is free, then runs, only for Megan to LARIAT her down! Tag back to Ford and they put Rosas in the corner. Ford sucker punches Toni, the fans boo, but Megan whips Ford in so she can handspring ELBOW Rosa!

Ford holds Rosa in place, Megan runs up and SPLASHES! Ford goes side to side to BOOT! Rosa sputters, Ford licks her on the side of the face. Ford snapmares to a cover, TWO! Rosa survives, Toni rallies the fans again, but Ford facelocks. Rosa fights out and fires forearms! Ford fires back, the fans fire up, and the shots are fast ‘n’ furious! Both women run, and they DOUBLE LARIAT! Both women fall and the fans rally! Rosa and Ford crawl, hot tags to Megan and Toni! The fans really fire up as Toni dodges and LARIATS Megan! But Megan stays up! Toni LARIATS, Megan still stays up! Toni dodges Megan’s lariat to then JAWBREAKER!

Toni HEADBUTTS, then she LARIATS Megan up and out! But Megan lands on her feet to drag Toni out! Megan ROCKS Toni, then runs up, but is sent into steel steps! Toni hurries to the apron, and she TORNADO DDTS to the floor! Toni leaves Megan behind to go into the ring, but Ford runs up! Toni swings on her but Ford goes Matrix! Then CUTTER! Rosa slips in and she KICKS, ROUDNHOUSES, and fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! the fns fire up, but Megan is back! Rosa CHOPS, ROCKS and repeat! Rosa whips, Megan reverses and ROCKS Rosa! Megan fireman’s carries, FATE’S DESCENT!!

But Toni is back in to fire forearms and CHOPS of her own! Toni whips, Megan reverses to ROCK Toni! Megan fireman’s carries now! But Toni slips free, waistlocks, only for Megan to fight the suplex! Megan ELBOWS free, Toni staggers to a corner, and Megan runs in! Toni trips Megan up, then runs corner to corner! SWEET HIP MUSIC! The fans are thunderous, but Megan rises up!? Megan just ate that shot for breakfast, and Toni cannot believe it! Ford waistlocks, Megan runs in, but Toni dodges! The BOOT hits Ford! Toni rolls Megan up, TWO!! Megan escapes but Toni is on her with hammering fists!

Toni CLUBS away, then runs, but Megan fireman’s carries! FATE’S DESCENT!! Cover, Megan & Ford win!!

Winners: Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford, by pinfall

What a shocker! The Megasus just pinned the AEW Women’s World Champion! Ford celebrates with Megan, will the AEW Women’s World Championship soon belong to them?


My Thoughts:

A great episode of Dynamite, really jampacked, but also maybe a little too packed? I believe the vast majority of the women’s tag match main event was in the overrun. I know this is all live TV and TNT/TBS lets them have the overrun, but clearly something went way too long if the main event is right before the two hour mark. That aside, still a great main event that also had a great promo from ThunderStorm/Thunder Tits. I knew it’d been a long time since Thunder & Storm were on the same side, but I didn’t realize it’d already been three YEARS. Either way, Megan winning here makes sense, Toni is logically the underdog champion. This is very much Toni’s Rocky VS Drago in Rocky 4, and I’m sure Toni will persevere and win just like Rocky Balboa.

Very good opening match from Omega VS Blake, but of course Omega was winning. I’m unsure why Lee Johnson is suddenly Blake Christian’s pal. Did something happen to the #LEEJ team-up with EJ Nduka? But good promos from Omega, Bailey and Ricochet to hype up their Triple Threat, and we’ve still got the go-homes to go, who knows who wins at Dynasty. Good promo from Jericho to call out Bandido while also talking down to Bill & Keith. I suppose I should’ve foreseen Jericho wanting Title VS Mask as the blowoff, that’s not a bad choice. But then all the more reason Bandido wins the title and sends Jericho off into a spiral where he gets mad at Bill & Keith more.

That said, Bill & Keith confronting The Hurt Syndicate is a bold move. MVP logically gives him the same deal he gave The Outrunners and The Murder Machines, and while Top Flight is good, I would think The Cru costs Dante & Darius their match this Saturday. Good win for Top Flight here in their home state, though it was of course against jobbers. Their segment with Fox, Caster and The Opps was really good stuff, too. I wonder if Caster calls out Joe as if he even stands a chance, all because of his arrogance as the self-proclaimed Best Wrestler Alive. Still waiting on Bowens to return and challenge Caster.

Back to the Hurt Syndicate, I’m intrigued with how they didn’t outright accept nor reject MJF. MVP wants to give MJF a chance, maybe something happens closer to Dynasty, and I’m not even really sure which works out better. Jay White had a good promo to declare for the Owen Hart Cup, and he’ll have a great match against Kevin Knight this Saturday. Swerve confronting Hangman before then confronting Moxley was good stuff. I’m sure I’ve said something like this before, but while Moxley always gets his promos out, he needs to get it out in more concise ways. The fans in St. Paul certainly weren’t in the mood for Moxley to monologue again. But they perfectly had that chess game going, with Claudio checking Nana while Willow checked Marina. That Mixed Tag will be a lot of fun.

Very good promo from Nick Wayne, but here’s hoping TK writes Patriarchy’s story right. Nick Wayne is making it sound like he’s siding with Christian, but since Nick wants to wait to share his thoughts, he must surely be waiting to turn on Christian. It needs to happen, we can’t have Nick going Stockholm Syndrome like Yuta did with Death Riders. Very good promo from Death Riders to call out Rated FTR, and Rated FTR had a very good promo of their own. Dax was rather passive aggressive about not becoming tag champs again while helping Cope fight the Death Riders, so I feel like the trios title causes FTR to turn on Cope.

The Don Callis Family sure did a lot tonight, and gave us three great matches. It makes sense the Callis Family went 2-1. Kyle beating Brody was fine, Kyle needed to rebound. But he didn’t give us an answer on what’s next for him like he promised on Collision. And where was Okada to harp on Brody King losing to him? Maybe that happens on Collision this week. Hobbs being the one loss the DCF took also makes sense, as Hobbs might still be feuding with them to get through all their ranks and build momentum towards a title. Konosuke VS Briscoe was awesome, and a great win for Konosuke given he’s still NEVER Openweight Champion. I wonder if Hobbs and Konosuke also get in on the Owen Hart Cup…

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/23/25)

IF YOU WANNA JAM!

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Who wins this three-on-three?

March Madness is in full effect, and Collision is ready to Slam Dunk Sunday! But will the Death Riders’ reign of terror continue? Or can AR Fox & Top Flight finally dethrone them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight; The Death Riders win and retain the titles.
  • Bandido VS Johnny TV; Bandido wins.
  • Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont; Harley wins.
  • Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable; Los Titanes win.

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AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight!

Jon Moxley survived another title defense thanks to Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & Pac, but now they must defend their own titles. Not only that, but it is against the three men that won that $300,000 Rampage Holiday Bash battle royal back in 2022. Will the Death Riders continue their reign of terror? Or will these high-fliers really cash in here tonight?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and it is time to slam, if you wanna jam!

The trios sort out, and The Decoder starts against Darius Martin. The fans rally up as the bell rings. Yuta and Darius circle, tie up, and Yuta wrenches to a hammerlock. Darius reaches back to headlock, then he chinbars into a cravat. Yuta spins through to trip Darius and has a toehold. Darius endures while fans rally. Darius turns over, reels Yuta in and headlocks back. Yuta brings Darius to his knees, then waistlocks. Darius switches and SLAMS Yuta, then floats to turn Yuta over for a cover. ONE, and Darius avoids a leg sweep to headlock. Yuta powers up and out, Darius goes up and over, then Darius arm-drags Yuta!

Yuta gets up, Darius DROPKICKS him, and Omaha cheers. The fans cheer, Darius CHOPS, then he tags in Dante. Darius whips, Yuta reverses, but Darius rolls off Yuta’s back. Darius SOBATS, Dante sweeps, and Darius DOUBLE STOMPS! Dante covers, ONE, but Dante wrenches to wristlock. Yuta pulls hair to put Dante in the corner, and Claudio tags in. The Swiss Cyborg stomps Dante, the fans boo, but Claudio waistlocks. Dante switches and hops on for a SLEEPER! Claudio powers up and out, but Dante sunset flips! Claudio flails to stay up, and he drags Dante right up to his feet! Dante dodges, and he fires forearms!

Dante fires more shots but Claudio shoves him away. Dante dodges, ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio returns to CLOBBER Dante! The fans are torn but Pac applauds. Claudio fires body shots, then UPPERCUTS. Claudio pie faces Dante, whips corner to corner hard, then runs up, but into a BOOT! Claudio just comes back, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Dante goes up and up and RANA! Not the cleanest but Claudio still tumbles out. Claudio hurries back in, tag to Pac. Pac RAMS Dante, then slingshots up and over. Pac keeps moving, but Dante CLOBBERS him! Tag to Fox and he LARIATS Pac! And goes Matrix to then PELE!

The fans fire up for Fox and he has Pac. Fox whips, Pac reverses, but Fox stops himself. Yuta runs up but Fox TOSSES him! Pac runs up, Fox puts him on the apron and sweeps the legs. Pac is on the apron, Fox builds speed, just to slingshot STOMP Pac on the apron! Then he CANNONBALLS Yuta! But Claudio runs up to BOOT Fox down! The fans boo, Top Flight protests, but Claudio deadlifts Fox into the ring! Pac storms in and stomps Fox around. Pac drags Fox up, bumps him off buckles hard, then tags Claudio. They mug Fox, Claudio ROCKS Fox, and then drags Fox up. Fox tries to power forward but Claudio keeps him back!

Claudio powers Fox back, he tags Yuta in, and they mug Fox more. Yuta stands Fox up to reel him in, and he snap suplexes! Cover, ONE!! Fox stays in this but Yuta stays on him. Fox JAWBREAKERS free, goes Matrix again, hot tag to Darius! Darius CLOBBERS Yuta, BLASTS Pac, then BOOTS Yuta! Darius keeps moving, HOTSHOT BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Then Darius GAMANGIRIS Yuta, steps in and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Dante CANNONBALLS Claudio! Pac TOSSES Dante out, the ref reprimands him, but that lets Yuta CLAW Darius’ eyes! The fans boo but Yuta hits a PAIN THRILLER! Cover, TWO!

Yuta is annoyed but he keeps Darius down with a wristlock, and mockingly claps hands, while Collision goes picture in picture.

Yuta drags Darius up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Pac. Pac stomps Darius down, kicks him around, then kicks Darius in the side! Pac stays between Darius and his team, taunts him, but Darius fires body shots. Darius UPPERCUTS, but Pac KICKS him down! Pac taunts the fans, then brings him up. Pac tags Yuta back in, Yuta CHOPS Darius, then Yuta snapmares Darius for a KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Yuta clamps onto Darius with a chinlock to keep him down. Darius fights up, fires body shots, and he ROCKS Yuta! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Darius runs, but into a DROPKICK!

Yuta tags Pac, then holds Darius down for Pac to drop a leg, brother! Pac looms over Darius, then drags Darius up to DECK him! Pac stomps Darius, CHOKES him on the ropes, but steps off as the ref counts. Claudio gets a cheap shot in! Fox protests but nothing can be done as Pac stands Darius up. Tag to Claudio and the mugging continues. The fans rally for “A R FOX! A R FOX!” Darius fires body shots and a CHOP! Claudio brushes that off, but Darius CHOPS again! And again! Claudio still eggs Darius on, Darius CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS into a hook! Darius tries but Claudio fights the backslide! Claudio spins around, shoves Darius, POP-UP DROPKICK!

Darius and Claudio are both down and the fans fire up! Darius crawls, as does Claudio, but then Claudio grabs a leg. Claudio drags Darius bac, but Darius BOOTS free! Hot tags to Yuta and Dante! Dante rallies on Yuta with forearm after forearm! Dante whips, Yuta reverse, Dante goes  out, up, around, and then GAMANGIRISR! Dante springboards to avoid Pac and CROSSBODY Yuta in one move! Dante FLIPS up and over Yuta, then sends Pac into him! Dante SHOTGUNS Pac in the back to send him out, and the fans fire up! Dante builds speed to go up, up, then tags Fox before he CANNONBALLS!

The fans fire up, but here comes Claudio! Dante dodges, Fox PENALTY KICKS! Then Fox goes up the corner to MOONSAULT! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up again! Fox puts Yuta in, then climbs the corner, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Fox hurries to go back up a corner! But Claudio anchors Fox, but Top Flight YANKS Claudio down! Fox adjusts, but Yuta trips him up now! The fans boo, the ref reprimands Yuta, but then Pac DOUBLE LOW BLOWS Top Flight!! Claudio DOUBLE LARIATS Top Flight, and the Death Riders regroup. The ref reprimands, but the Death Riders don’t listen as they surround Fox.

Omaha is thunderous for Fox as he fights back, 3v1! But Claudio! blocks a kick, and the mugging is on! The ref reprimands, Claudio stands Fox up, and he sends Yuta in, ELBOW! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Pac ELBOWS! Yuta ELBOWS! Repeat! The fans boo as the cycle of violence continues! Then Pac hits a TOMBSTONE!! ROCKET LAUNCHER! Cover, Death Riders win!

Winners: The Death Riders, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

Chaos reigns as The Death Riders screwed over their old rivals. Fox & Top Flight regroup and the fans cheer, but THE CRU attacks! Action Andretti & Lio Rush grin as they CLOBBER Darius! They talk trash, and then Dante gets up, only for Action to LARIAT him down! But where’d Fox go? Wait, now Lio & Action undo their chain necklaces, so they can CHOKE Top Flight with them!! The fans boo, more refs rush out here, but The Cru has already choked out Darius & Dante! Will this be the end of this animosity? Or have Lio & Action only put themselves back on Top Flight’s radar?

 

BREAKING NEWS for April!

Dynamite returns to Boston, but it won’t be Big Business. It’ll be a Spring Breakthru! Get your tickets now so you don’t miss out!

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair brings up the intense match Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia had, going to Hell and back, all for the TNT Championship. It unfortunately ended in a time limit draw, and some would say a tie is worse than a loss. Cole says he certainly feels that way. He feels sick to his stomach, physically beat up, and the worst part is, he had Garcia beat. “Daniel Garcia, I had you beat for that TNT Championship. The time limit is what saved you. And lemme tell you, the next time we do face each other, there will be no outside interference, there will be no time limit. It will be Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia, for the TNT Championship, and trust me when I tell you, you’re looking at the next champ!”

Kyle O’Reilly says wow. And speaking of rematches, it has been about a week since their match with FTR. And what’s really bugging him isn’t the loss, it’s the lack of respect. Kyle & Roddy showed a lot of respect. They held out their hands, and what’d FTR do? FTR left Kyle wondering if they really are everything they say they are: The best tag team on Earth that’s ever existed in the time-space continuum! Kyle thinks they’re just insecure. Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! No. No, we are not gonna do that. That loss matters. We didn’t go through what we went through to get back together, to lose to the supposed best tag team on the planet.”

Roddy wants FTR to hear this. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The third time’s not gonna happen, fellas.” Cole says, “And that is Undisputed.” When and where will we see these epic trilogies happen?

 

Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns as Lexy is now with The Rainmaker. We’re not even a quarter into 2025 and Okada has gotten some very significant wins defending the AEW Continental Championship. Okada says yes, at Grand Slam: Australia, he beat Buddy Matthews. At Revolution, he beat Brody King. He put those dogs down. What does that mean? Okada says he means, he put those b*tches to sleep! Is The Rainmaker saying the Hounds of Hell are no more? Or will they come barking back and take a bite out of his belt?

 

Bandido VS Johnny TV!

The Most Wanted wants his revenge on Chris Jericho, but he was first challenged by the Guru of Greatness for this “big ratings” showdown. Will Bandido mute Johnny and head for The Nueve? Or will he find he’s not #TVReady?

Johnny disrespects Bandido during his entrance by throwing his big studded jacket at him! The fans boo, Johnny grins, but Bandido fires off forearms! The bell rings, Johnny pushes Bandido back, then wrangles him. Johnny rolls Bandido, ONE, but Johnny floats to rain down fists and stomps! Johnny gets his sunglasses off, the fans boo, but Johnny says he is TV Ready. Johnny taunts “cabron” Bandido, then KICKS him in the back. Johnny eggs Bandido on, “How’s my foot taste?” Johnny drags Bandido up for a NECKBREAKER! The fans boo as Johnny shows off the abs. Johnny KICKS Bandido, drags him back up, then fires body shots.

Johnny whips, Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he CLOBBERS Johnny! The fans fire up as Bandido keeps moving, another big forearm! And another big forearm! Bandido fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs in at the corner. Bandido jumps up to MONKEY FLIP! Johnny flops hard on his face! Johnny gets up in a huff, but runs into a military press! With ONE HAND! Bandido then THROWS Johnny down! Omaha rallies more while Johnny bails out, and Collision goes to single picture.

Bandido build speed, but Johnny slides in and LARIATS! Johnny mocks the clapping, then covers, TWO! Bandido is tougher than that, but Johnny drags him right up. Johnny reels Bandido in, MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Cover, TWO! Bandido is still tougher than that, but Johnny clamps on a dragon sleeper. Bandido endures, even as Johnny hooks a leg and twists him. Bandido fights around, reaches out, but Johnny drags him back! Johnny keeps on the stretch plum style hold, but Bandido still endures. Bandido fights up, fires knees, but Johnny CLUBS Bandido! Johnny INVERTED SUPLEXES, but Bandido lands on the apron!

Bandido blocks a shot, slingshots, but Johnny SHOVES him down! Bandido hits the floor and Johnny goes out after him. Johnny storms up on Bandido, stands him up, and whips him into steel steps! Bandido falls in a heap, Johnny stalks him and taunts him, but Collision goes to break.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns, Johnny runs in at the corner but Bandido BOOTS him away! Bandido then UPPERCUTS, goes up, but Johnny throws him down! Bandido rolls to his feet, runs back in, but Johnny dodges. Johnny runs back in, but Bandido SHOTGUNS him down! The fans fire up, Bandido covers, TWO! Johnny survives that shot but Bandido stays focused. The fans rally, Bandido paces, and Bandido drags Johnny up. Bandido gut wrenches to a Canadian Rack, that then becomes a torture rack! X KNEE! Johnny staggers to the ropes, Bandido says BANG! Bandido runs in, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido wins!

Winner: Bandido, by pinfall

The Most Wanted was most certainly #TVReady! But he’s not done, as he grabs a mic to call out Jericho! “Come here, and bring my little brother, Gravity’s mask, RIGHT NOOOW!” Bandido waits, and here comes The Learning Tree! The ROH World Champion has “Big Bill” & Bryan Keith behind him, and he is holding onto Gravity’s mask. The fans boo, but Jericho smiles as he holds the mask up. The Learning Tree goes to the ring, and Jericho also has a mic. Jericho steps and says, “You know, Bandido. I wish I could tell you it doesn’t have to be this way, but I think we both know that it does.

“Because even after a generational career, one of the greatest in pro-wrestling history, I still have to remind you, everybody here watching tonight, everybody at home, who’s been fortunate enough to witness the brilliance of the Jericho Era… That you can only take me for granted for so long! That you can only take from me so much until I start taking back.” Jericho can be quite generous, and he can also be very dangerous. Bandido can just ask his family. The fans boo, but Jericho says Bandido’s terrified sister, his disgraced brother, and his weeping mother…! And Jericho is sorry he made Bandido’s mother cry, he really is.

But he had to teach Bandido a lesson! That’s what happens when you try and take the ROH World Championship from Chris Jericho! You understand him? Do you?! The fans boo, but Jericho says if Bandido wants the mask back, he can’t have it. Because Jericho wants Bandido to remember the humiliation that he felt when Jericho took this mask right off his brother. And the only thing worse than taking a luchador’s mask… is putting that mask on! Jericho goes to put Gravity’s mask on! The fans boo as Jericho wears it as his own! His big head doesn’t even fit in it! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but Jericho tells them to shut up!

Jericho, muffled as his voice is now, tells Bandido that Bandido should just stand there and cry like his mother! Bandido DECKS Jericho instead! But now Bill runs up! Bandido dodges, BOOTS Keith, then dodges again! Bandido goes up, up, but into Bill’s big hand! SKYSCRAPER- NO, Bandido slips free, then dodges Keith! Bandido SNATCHES the mask off Jericho, and gets away clean! The fans fire up as Bandido gets his moral victory! But will he and Jericho go one more round for THE victory?

 

Megan Bayne speaks.

“I’ve watched others fight for what they believe is theirs: Titles, fame, glory. But none of them possess true power. They worship at the feet of champions, but even those champions don’t understand what it is to be chosen by the heavens. I have arrived here as the embodiment of fate. And when they bow before me, when they worship at my feet, they’ll finally know that the All Elite Goddess has arrived. I am The Megasus, and this is my kingdom now.”

Toni Storm speaks.

“Who died and made you God? Who came down from the mountains and bestowed your power upon my people? Megan Bayne, have you heard the mythology of the one they call Timeless? Hercules doesn’t have my thighs, I have an Oedipal Complex with myself, I can summon the Kraken from my ass, and Pegasus ain’t got s*it on me! I saw my reflection, and my reflection saw me, and we made love until the sun came up. And at Dynasty, I will cut off the head of the mighty Megasus, and I will hold it aloft for the whole world to see, and I will say… ‘By GAWD I’m good.'” Luther applauds in the background, will Toni Storm slay this female titan?

 

Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont!

Though she was rather coy about her- er, Harley-gram’s budding romance with The Beast Mortos, the wild Aussie is getting back in action. Will the Phoenix Princess #FEELTHEWRATH on Slam Dunk Sunday?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley. Harley and Aminah tie up, Harley headlocks, but Aminah powers up and out. Aminah drops down, Harley rolls over then bypasses Aminah to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Harley runs and KNEES Aminah low. Then a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up again and Harley stands Aminah up. Aminah throat chops, then straitjackets for the NECKBREAKER! Harley flounders to a corner, Aminah mocks the fans, then she runs in, but into an ELBOW! Harley runs up, ducks the lariat and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up for Harley, she ducks Aminah’s roundhouse to pump handle!

Harley lifts for the PUMP HANDLE SAIDO! The fans fire up with Harley, “FEEL THE WRATH!” And then she dragon sleepers, for HER FINISHING MOVE! Cover, Harley wins!

Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall

Aminah certainly did #FEELTHEWRATH, and Harley goes right to commentary for our main event! Will Harley have a good time watching Komander & Hologram officially debut as a team? Or will Dralistico y Mortos make everything tranquilo?

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis.

Lexy is with cruddy Callis and brings up all that is going on within the Family. We have not seen Kyle Fletcher since the brutal cage match at Revolution, and- Callis stops Lexy there. He says we all know what she’s up to here. She is passive aggressively getting Callis all worked up about the cage match, but here’s the thing. When you have Kyle Fletcher, just 26 years old, and already the future of pro-wrestling, “you have the luxury of putting nights like Revolution in the rearview mirror. What I’ve got planned for Kyle Fletcher, what we’ve got planned, is gonna dwarf anything that your little brain could possibly fathom!”

But one thing she said is right: Everyone wants to see Kyle! So tonight is a little treat. Ladies and gentlemen… The Protostar, the future of wrestling, and the New God of Pro-Wrestling, Kyle BAH GAWD Fletcher! Yes, Kyle indeed steps into frame, and he says there has been a lot of talk and rumors that he was in some hospital bed, licking his wounds, but he is here to set the story straight. Yes, the cage match, the entire rivalry with Ospreay, has changed Kyle. But one thing that has not changed is the fact that he is destined to be the greatest of all time!

So he will be at Dynamite this Wednesday, and he’ll make it very apparent what is next for The Family, and for The Protostar, Kyle Fletcher. Say his full name, baby! Callis and Kyle hug it out, are maybe feeling a little too good, but just what is next for the DCF in AEW?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Tony Khan has decided what’s next for Kyle: Brody King! Will the King of Death prove the Hounds of Hell are not done yet? Or will The Protostar use him as a stepping stone to the top? Then, it is some big meaty men slapping meat as “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs takes on Mark Davis. Will Hobbs finally get past the Don Callis Family with this? Plus, after Megan Bayne and Toni Storm each said their piece tonight, we’re getting a tag team match! Megan again teams with Penelope Ford against the reunited #ThunderStorm! Can La Mera Mera get her own revenge while helping Timeless Toni tune up for Dynasty?

And Kenny Omega not only returns, he is back in action against Blake Christian! Will the Best Bout Machine use the Vanilla Babyface as an appetizer for that big International Championship Triple Threat at Dynasty? And last but not least, after Dax Harwood left Cope hanging last week, Tony Schiavone will interview #RatedFTR to get to the bottom of this divide. All this when AEW arrives in St. Paul, Minnesota!

 

Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable!

This one has been a long time coming. Hologram was put on the shelf because of Dralistico, Mortos y Rush, but he was able to reboot, rebuild and refresh in time to help Komander fight back. Can the Titans of the Air fly high over LFI? Or will Dralistico y Mortos stampede over them like rampaging bulls?

The teams sort out, the ref has to keep them back, and then Dralistico starts against Hologram. Harley claims to have no idea who “Harley-gram” really is, but whoever she is, she has a fantastic chest. Wait, Mortos CLOBBERS Komander! The fans boo, but Hologram dodges, and Mortos CLOBBERS Darlistico! Hologram fires hands, Mortos headlocks, but Hologram goes up the ropes! Hologram then flips free, SOBATS, and whips. Hologram ducks under then hurdles over Mortos. Mortos leaps over, runs back up, ARABIAN PRESS and a roll! The fans fire up, Hologram dodges Mortos to then tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU-

NO, Mortos stops the ride to chicken wing Hologram! But Hologram victory rolls through, TWO! Mortos has it, TWO! Both men stand, Hologram rolls Mortos but Mortos powers through to a cover, ONE! They both stand, Mortos HEADBUTTS Hologram down! The fans fire up, then Mortos runs to sunset flip! Hologram rolls through, Komander tags in, and Komander springboards to SPLASH! Komander bounces off the cover, comes back and tilt-o-whirl RANAAS! Mortos flounders away, Dralistico tags in. Mortos BOOTS Komander, Dralistico springboards but Komander dodges. Komander shoves, then he pops Dralistico up, but Dralistico DROPKICKS!

Dralistico runs back in, ducks ‘n ‘dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Harley says this is “Luchamazing!” Dralistico fires up, runs up, but Komander blocks! Komander kicks Dralistico again and again, then goes up the corner! DOUBLE BOUNCE ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up as Komander then KICKS, SOBATS, and winds up. Komander runs to jump, spin, and wheelbarrow for the arm-drag! Komander fires up, the fans fire up, but Harley says she has to go now? Harley needs to call her friend. Harley says she forgot, but she’s gotta go, she’ll be back. Harley hops off commentary, who is she going to call?

Komander puts Dralistico on the apron but Dralistico mule kicks Hologram! Dralistico dodges Komander’s tiger feint kick, and Komander ends up on the apron. Mortos runs up, but Komander GAMANGIRIS! Dralistico is there to FLYING RANA Komander to the floor! Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS! Down goes Hologram and the fans fire up! Fans lose their minds, Harley scampers off, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos drags Hologram up, SMACKS him back down, and Dralistico sends Komander into railing! Then Dralistico drags Komander up, RAILING BACKBREAKER! Dralistico shoves Komander back into the ring, then sits him up to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Dralistico stops, and Dralistico argues with the ref. Dralistico then drags Komander up, brings him around, and whips him to ropes. Dralistico ELBOWS Komander down, tags in Mortos, and Mortos fires up. Mortos NECK TWISTS Komander! Cover, TWO! Komander stays in this, but Mortos clamps onto him again. Mortos YANKS Komander up with his mask to then SLAM him down!

Mortos stands Komander back up to SMACK him down! Komander goes to ropes, Mortos storms up, and Mortos wrenches Komander to tag in Dralistico. Komander tires to fight back but LFI still mugs him. Dralistico CHOPS Komander, then says uno mas! But then Dralistico DECKS Komander! Komander rises up, and Darlistico KICKS the leg out! Dralistico dusts himself off, puts up the ingobernable fist, then looms over Komander. Abrahantes coaches Komander, but Dralistico has him in a modified Half Crab! Komander endures, Dralistico lets go, and the fans rally up. Dralistico stands Komander up, whips him to the corner, then runs up to SPLASH!

Dralistico sits Komander down, goes side to side, and SUPERKICKS! Dralistico taunts Hologram, then soaks up the heat. But wait! “Harley-gram” is here! And suspiciously wearing gear just like Harley’s. Dralistico TOSSES Hologram in just for fun, then stands him up to CHOP! Dralistico runs at Komander in the other corner, but Komander breaks free! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Dralistico hits buckles! Hologram runs in and LARIATS! Komander SUPERKICKS! Komander feeds Dralistico to Hologram’s SPANISH FLY! Hologram then helps Komander go up, up, and PHOENIX SPLASH! Cover, Mortos breaks it!

The fans rally, Dralistico and Komander crawl. “This is Awesome!” as we get hot tags to Mortos and Hologram! Hologram dodges Mortos, SOBATS, and KICKS! And HEEL KICKS! Mortos wobbles, Hologram goes up the ropes to QUEBRADA, but into Mortos’ Alabama Lift! Hologram powers through to DESTROYER!! Mortos staggers around, flops out of the ring, and Hologram builds speed! Hologram DIVES, direct hit on Mortos and they go all the way to the ramp! The fans are thunderous and Hologram hurries to get Mortos in the ring. Fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but Komander goes up, CIELITO LINDO!

Hologram is back in, he hooks Mortos up and rolls, GHOST PIN! Dralistico barrels in and breaks it! The fans rally, Harley-gram joins in with Abrahantes, and we get hot tags to Komander and Dralistico! Komander goes up, Dralistico ROCKS him first! Dralistico climbs up after Komander, fires shots, but Komander fires back! They go back and forth, even with CHOPS! Dralistico fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT, then brings Komander up! SUPER- NO, Komander slips free and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up again as Komander roars! Komander runs and goes up, up, and SUPER POISON-RANAS!! The fans are thunderous again, but Mortos scoops Komander!

Mortos hits the BEAST BREAKER!! Then he runs to FLYING ELBOW! Hologram runs in and goes up, then up to POISON-RANA! But Dralistico FLYING CRUCIFIX DRIVERS!! Komander is back to fire hands with Dralistico, and we get DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES!! Both men fall, but Komander falls onto Dralistico! Cover, TWO!! Dralistico survives and Omaha is electric! Abrahantes & Harley-gram get that energy building, and Komander has Dralistico. The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” as the forearms fly! Dralistico CHOPS, but Komander CHOPS! The CHOPS go back and forth, but Dralistico SOBATS!

Dralistico CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then he runs, but Komander follows! Dralistico dodges, springboards, and FLYING DESTROYERS!!! Komander staggers then falls, Dralistico hurries to cover, HOLOGRAM BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous again as Dralistico runs to SCREW HIGH KICK! Dralistico whips, Hologram reverses, but Dralistico slides out! And he grabs Abrahantes as a hostage! Hologram still DIVES! Direct hit on Dralistico, and a scary landing for Hologram! Mortos storms over to TOSS Abrahantes away! But then he locks eyes with Harley-gram. Harley-gram pets Mortos’ mane, but Dralistico tells Mortos to focus!

Komander runs the tightrope! SALUTE MOONSAULT!! Direct hit on LFI and Omaha is thunderous again! Komander puts Dralistico in, Hologram is back up! Torture rack for the PORTAL BOMB!! And then CIELITO LINDO!! Cover, TITANES WIN!!

Winners: Los Titanes del Aire, by pinfall

A powerful first match as a true duo, and LFI is in retreat! Will Komander & Hologram start to take over AEW? Will “Harley-gram” be along for the ride?


My Thoughts:

A great second part to Slam Dunk Weekend, and again I like just one hour Collision. As they did last night, the title match opened, and it was great stuff. But of course Death Riders retained, a random special episode was not where they’d lose the titles. Plus, The Cru went after Top Flight to restart their rivalry. Very good promo from Okada to talk down to the Hounds, and very good promo from Kyle & Callis to talk themselves up. Kyle VS Brody will be great stuff, but I feel like Okada and Brody can circle back around to a rematch for Dynasty. It’s mostly that Brody won’t take kindly to Okada calling him and Buddy “b*tches” again.

Great match from Bandido VS Johnny, and a very good promo segment with The Learning Tree. Bandido getting the mask back was good stuff, and I bet we’ll get one more ROH World Championship match between Bandido and Jericho. I would hope this time Bandido wins and we can start moving towards a Learning Tree fallout with Bill turning on Jericho. Supercard of Honor isn’t until May, maybe we can build up other names from within the ROH roster to start challenging for the top title. And very good promo from The Undisputed Kingdom to hype up both the eventual Garcia VS Cole 3 and FTR VS Kyle & Roddy 3 matches. Those might even be at Dynasty.

And of course we got story tie-ins of Harley with LFI. Harley got a good win over Aminah, and she of course played a part in Los Titanes winning over LFI. Rush needs to return to have a talk with Mortos, and of course this “Beauty & The Beast Mortos” story is going to keep on going until Harley-gram is exposed as Harley.

My Score: 8.8/10

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