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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/13/22)
Round 2 wraps up!

Who survives to the Sweet Sixteen?
NJPW’s New Japan Cup wraps up the second round, and the main event will be explosive! Will Hiromu Takahashi survive Minoru Suzuki’s wrath?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Master Wato, Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Suzuki-Gun; Wato, Goto & Hashi win.
- El Desperado & DOUKI VS SHO & Yujiro Takahashi; Sho & Yujiro win.
- 8 Man Tag: The United Empire VS Bullet Club; The United Empire wins.
- Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi & YOH VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
- 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Tiger Mask VS Chase Owens w/ Bad Luck Fale; Chase wins and advances.
- 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Shingo Takagi VS Tanga Loa; Takagi wins and advances.
- 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado; Evil wins and advances.
- 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hiromu Takahashi VS Minoru Suzuki; Hiromu wins and advances.
PLAY BY PLAY
2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Tiger Mask VS Chase Owens w/ Bad Luck Fale!
The legendary Junior Heavyweight competes in his first New Japan Cup, and stands in the way of Bullet Club’s Crown Jewel! Will Tiger Mask take a step closer to a new accomplishment? Or will Chase make things Too Sweet in the Sweet Sixteen?
The bell rings and fans rally up as Tiger Mask and Chase circle. They feel out the grapple, Tiger tests the waters with kicks but he also avoids Chase’s leg pick. They circle more, Chase avoids another kick and shoots in to waistlock. Chase slams Tiger down, floats to a facelock, but Tiger slips out to have an armlock. Chase fights up, reaches for ropes but Tiger keeps him away. Chase wrenches to wristlock, Tiger slips through to arm-drag. Tiger has the cording hold but Chase fights up. Chase pulls on the mask but Tiger cranks the arm. Chase grabs the mask again but Tiger hits a FLYING ARMBAR! Chase scrambles to the ROPEBREAK
Tiger lets off, but then KICKS Chase as he gets up. Tiger KICKS again, then KICKS again! Chase clutches his arm as he goes to the corner but Tiger ROUNDHOUSES Chase down! Then KICKS Chase out of the ring! Fans rally up and Tiger builds speed, but Chase gets up on the apron. Tiger avoids Chase throwing a shoulder, but Chase avoids the kick! Tiger avoids the forearm but Chase blocks back to bump Tiger off buckles! Chase says, “Yeah, you stupid tiger!” But Tiger blocks the buckle bump to bump Chase and BOOT Chase down! Fans rally again and Tiger builds speed, to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Chase!
The ref has Fale stay back as Tiger gets up and into the ring. Chase wants a timeout but there’s no timeouts. The ring count starts and Fale coaches Chase up. Chase gets up at 9 of 20, staggers into the ring at 11, and Tiger sobats! Tiger runs, avoids the Shi Trigger and rolls Chase up, TWO! Chase gets up to drop toehold Tiger into ropes! Then he drags Tiger up, slingshot BACKBREAKER! Fans rally up as Chase sits Tiger Mask up and KICKS away on his back! Chase drops a knee, then bends Tiger back in a partial Bow ‘n’ Arrow. Tiger endures so Chase lets go to drag him up. Chase wrenches, scoops and BACKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO!
Chase tries another cover, TWO! Fans rally as Tiger Mask stays in this, but Chase drags him to center. Chase turns Tiger over and has the legs in a partial surfboard. Tiger endures, crawls forward and gets the ropebreak! Fans cheer and Chase lets go, to then hip drop Tiger down! And again! Chase goes to the apron then climbs a corner. Tiger stands up, Chase AX HANDLES him down! Fans rally up and Chase stalks Tiger. Chase drags Tiger up to shove him into ropes and CLUB him on the back! Fans rally for Tiger but Chase digs his boots in. The ref counts but Chase lets off. Fans still rally, but Chase CHOKES Tiger!
The ref counts, Chase lets off, to rake the eyes! The ref reprimands and counts again, so Chase stops. Chase gets in the ref’s face but he goes back to Tiger Mask. Chase scoops and SLAMS Tiger, then goes to a corner. Chase climbs again but Tiger trips him up! Tiger throws body shots, climbs up after Chase, and underhooks the arms! Fans rally but Chase resists. Chase throws forearms but Tiger grabs the arm! SUPER ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as both men are down! Tiger gets up and fans rally behind him. Tiger drags Chase up, underhooks the arms, but Chase blocks the lift! Chase breaks free but swings into a takedown!
Tiger has the REVERSE DOUBLE ARMBAR! Chase endures, moves around, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Tiger lets off quickly. Tiger drags Chase up again and reels him in, but Chase switches. Tiger victory rolls, TWO! Chase BOOTS Tiger, rolls him then says, “SUCK IT!” before the SUPERKICK! Tiger flounders to a corner and fans rally up. Chase runs corner to corner, DOUBLE KNEES to the back! Cover, and Chase has his feet on the ropes! TWO, and fans cheer. Tiger survives Chase’s cheating, and he drop toeholds Chase into buckles! Tiger kicks low, underhooks the arms, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Chase barely survives!
Tiger keeps his cool and fans rally back up. Tiger goes to a corner and climbs up top. DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as Chase moves! Chase drags Tiger up, fireman’s carries, GUTBUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Tiger survives and fans fire up! Chase slashes the throat and drags Tiger back up. Chase tucks Tiger in, but Tiger fights the Package Driver! Crucifix takedown, TWO! SHI TRIGGER! Chase says, “BANG!” and tucks Tiger in, for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! Cover, Chase wins!
Winner: Chase Owens, by pinfall (advances to the second round)
The NWA Texas Heavyweight Champion is moving on! And biggest of all, he did it fair and square! Chase Too Sweets with Fale, will they be celebrating in the next round, too?
2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Shingo Takagi VS Tanga Loa!
The Rampaging Dragon made it through the Stone Pitbull, but now he’s up against the Silverback! Will Takagi “welcome” Loa back by kicking him out of the tournament? Or will Loa remind him ain’t nobody better than Guerrilla?
The bell rings and fans rally up. These two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Loa finds a point of leverage to put Takagi on the ropes. Takagi turns that around, the ref calls for the ropebreak, and Takagi lets off slowly for a clean break. Takagi CHOPS but Loa doesn’t flinch. Loa shoves Takagi and says, “He said clean break!” Takagi runs and rams shoulders but Loa stays up. Takagi tries again, they ram shoulders again but still Loa stays up. Loa runs, he rams Takagi, and again, and again! Fans fire up as Takagi and Loa fire up, and they start throwing forearms! The fans rally up as they go faster and faster, back and forth!
Loa gets the edge, whips Takagi to ropes but Takagi ducks and dodges to run Loa over! Takagi then scoops and SLAMS to SENTON! Loa bails out, Takagi goes after him. Takagi CLUBS Loa, POSTS him, then digs him into the post with a headlock! The ref reprimands and counts, Takagi lets off. Takagi CLUBS Loa again, then smacks him off the apron. Loa just gets mad, so Takagi JABS and smacks him off the apron again! Loa gets angrier, Takagi knees low and whips Loa into railing! Loa rebounds to CLOBBER Takagi! Fans fire up as Loa is raging. “It’s good to be back!” Loa gets Takagi up to ROCK him with a forearm!
Loa RAMS Takagi into the railing, then CLUBS him in return. Takagi throws an elbow but Loa CLUBS him again. Loa SMACKS Takagi off the apron and puts him in the ring. Loa grins and slingshots for a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Loa keeps focus as he looms over Takagi. Loa puts Takagi on the ropes, chokes him, then lets off at 4. The ref reprimands but Loa shrugs. Loa CLUBS Takagi and Takagi throws shoulders and body shots and even a headbutt! Loa kicks low to snap suplex! Fans rally as Loa puts Takagi in a corner. Loa throws a forearm, whips corner to corner, then runs in to clothesline!
Loa whips Takagi out then back in for another clothesline! Loa scoops and carries Takagi around, for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO, but Loa clamps on! OJK! Operation Jado Killer! Fans rally as Takagi endures the crossface, but Loa pulls him way back! Loa throws down elbow after elbow, then pulls on the crossface more! Takagi reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Loa drags Takagi up, but Takagi blocks the clinch. Loa and Takagi fight with elbows, and Loa RAMS Takagi into the corner! Loa throws shoulder after shoulder but lets off as the ref counts. Loa whips corner to corner but Takagi dodges!
Takagi hits a BIG hip toss, then runs Loa over with a shoulder! Fans fire up with Takagi and he brings Loa up. Takagi goes to suplex but Loa blocks! Loa suplexes but Takagi fights that off to suplex Loa back! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Takagi reels Loa in. Loa fights the saido with elbows so Takagi CLUBS him down! Then SAIDO! But Loa is right up, and he catches Takagi for a T-BONE SUPLEX! But Takagi comes back with a PUMPING BOMBER! Fans fire up as Takagi shouts, “OI! OI! OI!” Takagi then sits Loa up to throw elbow after elbow into the shoulders. Takagi runs, but into a DROPKICK!
Loa fires up, he drags Takagi up but Takagi fights with elbows. Loa kicks, knees, and ENZIGURIS! Takagi staggers but Loa reels him in, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Loa hurries to a corner and goes up top! Fans rally up and Loa leaps, DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Takagi survives and Loa is snarling. Fans rally as the two go forehead to forehead. Takagi throws an elbow, but Loa headbutts! Loa reels Takagi in but Takagi blocks the lift! Loa CLUBS Takagi on the back over and over, but Takagi still back drops free! Loa runs, into the ELBOW! JAB! YKON- SCOOP! Loa has Takagi up but Takagi slips off!
Takagi runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Fans fire up again as Loa goes to a corner. Takagi runs corner to corner to clothesline! Takagi keeps Loa up to throw some short headbutts, then he hoists Loa up top. Takagi climbs, to SUPERPLEX! Fans fire up as both men crash down! Takagi gets to the corner, he aims as Loa gets up, and Takagi runs in to LARIAT! Loa stays up, so Takagi runs again, LARIAT! Loa still stays up, so Takagi gets the “OI! OI! OI!” going again. Takagi fires off boxing elbows and then powers up, but Loa ROCKS him first! Loa runs, into a clothesline! Takagi runs, into a SPEAR!
Loa gets Takagi right up, SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives and Loa grits his teeth. Loa vows to end this, and he gets Takagi back up. Scoop, but Takagi fights free again! DRAGON SLEEPER! Loa fights through but Takagi wrenches. Loa breaks free, Takagi JABS! Loa HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS! Loa ENZIGURIS! Takagi rebounds to PUMPING BOMBER! Cover, Takagi wins!!
Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (advances to the second round)
Takagi knew Loa was a heavy hitter, but he was able to hit harder! The Rampaging Dragon continues to soar, will he break the Crown Jewel in the next round?
2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado!
There’s been a lot of tension inside Bullet Club for some time now. The King of Darkness was accused of conspiring against Jay White, while The Good Bad Guy is coming off a conflict with Switchblade in Impact Wrestling. Will things be anything but fine between these two? Or can they reconcile all parts of Bullet Club to keep things Too Sweet?
Tama doesn’t wait for Evil to get in, he goes right after him at the ramp! So much for reconciliation… They brawl, the bell rings to get this on record, and Evil rakes eyes! But Tama keeps throwing hands! Evil knees low, CLUBS Tama, but Tama still hits back! They brawl back towards the stage, even as the ref wants them to get in the ring. Tama headbutts and CLUBS Evil back, brings Evil to the ring, and smacks him off the apron! Tama whips, but Evil reverses and Tama crashes into railing! Evil then chokes Tama with his T-shirt! But Tama gets up, to RAM Evil into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san goes down!
Evil withes while the ref checks on Abe-san. The ref also makes sure Dick doesn’t do anything to Tama and that Jado doesn’t do anything to Evil. Tama gets up to CLUB Evil, then ROCK him with a haymaker. Tama throws another haymaker but Evil blocks to rake Tama’s eyes! Tama crawls, a ring count starts, and Evil CLUBS Tama down. Evil drags Tama up at 7 of 20 to whip into railing! The count is past 10, Evil gets in the ring to leave Tama to the mercy of the count. But then Evil goes out at 15 to CHOKE Tama again! Evil gets back in at 18, Tama hurries up and in at 19.9!! The ref gets tripped up, too!
Evil drags Tama back out, and he drags Tama up to rake the eyes again! Tama flops down, Dick keeps Jado from getting close as Evil unties the blue buckle pad. Evil is using the Bullet Club Special, but Tama dropkicks Evil down! Fans cheer as both men are down on the outside. The ref has Dick and Jado stay back again as fans rally up. Jado coaches Tama, Dick coaches Evil, and Tama gets in first. Evil drags himself up but Tama hurries back out. Evil SMACKS Tama down with the buckle pad! Evil tells the ref to shut up as he SMACKS Tama again! The ring count starts, Evil digs a chair into Tama’s neck!
The ref sees that and stops the ring count as Jado and Dick are both on the apron. Evil lets off of Tama while those two argue with the ref. Evil then drags Tama up, to bring him over and RAM him into the timekeeper! Abe-san suffers all over again! Evil then chokes Tama with the microphone cord! Tama tells Evil “F YOU!” The ref stops this and Tama is let go. Evil tells the ref to shut up about getting in the ring. Fans rally up, Evil drags Tama up and Jado has to back off again. Evil puts Tama in the ring, then stalks him as Tama crawls. Evil scuffs Tama, drags him up, but Tama throws body shots!
Evil eggs Tama on and Tama throws more shots! Evil then whips Tama into the bare buckles! Tama writhes and Evil catches his breath. Jado coaches Tama up and fans rally as Evil drags him up. Tama throws back elbows, but Tama whips him again! Tama stops himself, then dodges to send Evil into buckles! NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Tama gets himself fired up and gets to his feet. Tama runs and dropkicks Evil! And again! And again! Fans fire up with Tama and they clap, “TA-MA! TA-MA! TA-MA!” Tama runs to STINGER SPLASH Evil down! Cover, TWO! Jado helps Tama focus and he goes up top!
Fans rally but Dick distracts! Jado stares Dick down, Evil gets under Tama’s leap! Tama comes back with a body shot, forearms, and then runs. Evil uses the ref as a shield, then kicks low to suplex and put Tama on the ref’s shoulders! MAGIC KILLER!! But the ref goes flying! Fans fire up as all three men are down! The ref sits up first and fans rally again. Jado coaches Tama, but Evil is up and gets the legs. SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Tama endures as Evil pulls back on the hold! Fans rally, Tama powers up and crawls forward! Tama reaches out but Dick pulls the rope back! Tama still gets the ROPEBREAK!
Evil holds until the ref counts 4, but he’s frustrated. Fans rally again, and Evil drags Tama back up. Evil fireman’s carries for DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Tama survives and fans fire up! Evil is beside himself while fans rally and Jado coaches Tama. Evil slashes his throat and drags Tama back up. EVERYTHING- NO! Tama fights that off, but Evil rakes Tama’s eyes again! The ref reprimands, Evil whips Tama, but Tama reverses! Evil reverses again and Tama hits bare buckles again! But Tama roars and comes back to LARIAT Evil down! Fans are thunderous as the two are both down and their cornermen are shouting!
Tama gets up first and runs at Evil in the corner. Evil BOOTS Tama, but Tama comes back, into another BOOT! Evil swings, into a dragon sleeper! TONGAN TWIST! Cover, TWO! Evil survives but Tama keeps focus. Tama vows to end it here, and he underhooks the arms! Dick distracts, Tama DECKS him, but Evil spins him! EVER- NO! Tama slips out to GUN- NO! Evil shoves Tama at the ref! But Tama blocks the low blow! Tama spins Evil to fireman’s carry and ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Tama goes up top and SUPREME FLOW!! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives and Tama can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous again with their claps and even stomping!
Tama calls his shot and fans fire up more! Tama pounds the mat, wanting Evil to get up. Fans clap along and they get faster and faster. Evil rises, Tama aims, GUN STUN!!! Cover, Dick drags the ref out and throws him into railing! Tama would’ve won here! Dick gets in, SPOILER CHOKER!! But Jado gets in to use his OWN choker! But here comes House of Torture! Sho and Yujiro Takahashi mug Jado! They stomp Jado out of the ring, but here comes Bullet Club prime! Taiji Ishimori & El Phantasmo run House of Torture out! Sho and Yujiro fall back as Taiji helps Tama up, but what is ELP doing tuning up!? SUPERKICK to Tama!?!
Taiji & ELP get the ref back in, and Evil drags himself up! Evil staggers over to drag Tama up. EVERYTHING IS EVIL! Cover, Evil wins!!
Winner: Evil, by pinfall (advances to the second round)
What is the meaning of Bone Soldier & Headbanga screwing over Tama? They and House of Torture then stomp away on Tama! Young Lions rush in but are thrown out! Jado SMACKS away with his kendo stick! He gets Sho, then ELP, then really gets Yujiro and Taiji! That kendo stick broke but the Master Heater has saved his Good Bad Guy. Wait, here comes Chase! Is Crown Jewel still- NO! SHI TRIGGER for Jado! And he’s punching away on Tama! Fale gets in, Chase drags Tama up and feeds him to Fale! But here comes LOA! Loa DECKS Chase, and tells Fale to try him! So Fale gives Loa the GRENADE!
The rest of Bullet Club drags GoD into the center to stomp away! But wait, here comes Gedo! The Blacksmith gives thumbs up and applause! Gedo gets his brass knuckles, and he DECKS Jado! Was it Gedo and Jay White who orchestrated this expulsion of the Guerrillas? Is this all because of what happened in Impact? Gedo says they’re to throw the Too Sweet UP now! Well, there was reconciliation, in that the rest of Bullet Club has gotten rid of the Guerrillas of Destiny. Will Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa come for revenge? Will they even be able to fight back against so many?
2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hiromu Takahashi VS Minoru Suzuki!
Los Ingobernables de Japon was successful last night, but the Timebomb was dragged away into the back by the Meanest Man in the World! Hiromu was spared so that this match could still happen, but will Suzuki put an end to him right here? Or will things stay tranquilo to the end?
“KAZE NI NARE” passes and no one attacks, but Hiromu and Suzuki stare down. Red Shoes wants the two to go to their corners, but they down, so the bell rings and fans cheer. Suzuki and Hiromu circle, feel things out, but Hiromu backs up. He and Suzuki circle more, feel out the knuckle locks, but Hiromu backs away again. Suzuki and Hiromu try a third time, and Hiromu CHOPS! Suzuki just smirks and Hiromu dares him to try. Suzuki CHOPS, Hiromu CHOPS, we have a CHOP fight already! Fans rally as the CHOPS go back and forth, again and again! Suzuki even laughs as Hiromu CHOPS more! Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS in return!
Suzuki grins, Hiromu CHOPS him! There is already blood from broken skin on Suzuki’s chest, but he doesn’t care! Suzuki CHOPS Hiromu back, but Hiromu stays standing. Fans rally as the CHOPS continue! Suzuki laughs, Hiromu eggs him on, and Suzuki CHOPS again! Hiromu CHOPS, Suzuki CHOPS, and the two stare down while their chests are stinging. The CHOPS continue, and fans rally up again. Suzuki has a red shoulder but he just CHOPS Hiromu again! Hiromu staggers, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOPS right back! They just keep going, and Hiromu shakes his head as he fires up. The CHOPS aren’t stopping!
Hiromu asks what’s wrong? Where’s the fire? Suzuki CHOPS again, Hiromu CHOPS and there’s even more blood! Suzuki shoves to CHOP, and Hiromu grits his teeth to stay standing. Hiromu CHOPS, Suzuki snarls but he CHOPS back. CHOP for CHOP, fans are in awe that they’re still doing this! That red shoulder gets redder, Hiromu has one, too, but they’re not slowing down! Hiromu does wobble, though, and fans cheer this exchange as it takes a moment to let off. Suzuki tastes his own blood and grins. Hiromu also laughs as he CHOPS again! Hiromu keeps egging Suzuki on so Suzuki CHOPS him again!
Suzuki eggs Hiromu on, and Hiromu winds up to CHOP! It’s been five minutes of CHOPS! Hiromu takes a moment before he CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki keeps Hiromu from falling to CHOP him again, and has him against ropes! Suzuki CHOPS away, unanswered from Hiromu! Suzuki then throws Hiromu out, but Hiromu CHOPS back! Hiromu falls over, exhausted, but Suzuki laughs as he stands him up, to CHOP again! Hiromu staggers away and fans are stunned! Suzuki brings Hiromu up but Hiromu CHOPS again! And again! Suzuki just laughs so Hiromu CHOPS more!
Suzuki starts leaning into Hiromu’s CHOPS! He’s backing Hiromu down, then CHOPS him down! Suzuki drags Hiromu up to whip him into railing! Hiromu flounders away, and Suzuki looks under the ring. Suzuki brings out a chair! Red Shoes reprimands and stops Suzuki from using the chair but Suzuki tells him to get out of his way. Red Shoes refuses to let him have the chair so Suzuki shoves him down. Red Shoes clings to the chair and fans cheer his moxie. Suzuki wants the chair back but Red Shoes is hooked into it. Suzuki stomps Hiromu then drags him up. Suzuki KNEES Hiromu hard and low and Hiromu sputters as he falls.
Suzuki drags Hiromu back up, but Hiromu CHOPS again! The ring count climbs, Hiromu CHOPS. Suzuki CHOPS back and Hiromu falls. The count is 10 of 20 already but Suzuki doesn’t look to be in any hurry. He gets in at 15 of 20 and leaves Hiromu outside. Fans rally, Hiromu is up at 18 and in at 19.9! Suzuki kicks Hiromu around, stomps him, kicks him more, then scuffs him. Suzuki mockingly asks what’s wrong and Hiromu gets up to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Suzuki eggs him on, then CHOPS again! And again! Suzuki reels Hiromu in to CHOP him again! Hiromu wobbles and flops to the mat!
Fans fire up as Suzuki stands over Hiromu. Suzuki shakes his head and he wants Hiromu to get back up. Hiromu is defiant and he CHOPS again! And again! And again! Suzuki CHOPS back, and again! And again! Suzuki brings Hiromu around just to CHOP him back down! Suzuki wants Hiromu to get up, so he applauds with the fans. Hiromu grits his teeth and Suzuki eggs him on. Hiromu just CHOPS again! And again! Suzuki just scowls as he leans into the CHOPS! Then he CHOPS Hiromu again and again! Hiromu and Suzuki trade CHOPS, Suzuki fires off a string of them, then runs. hiromu throws the first forearm!
Suzuki gets forehead to forehead with Suzuki, Hiromu runs and throws another forearm! Fans cheer as they keep going, Hiromu throws another forearm! And then a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Suzuki ends up in a corner, Hiromu runs in to clothesline! Hiromu shoves Suzuki down, Suzuki goes out but Hiromu puts him right back in, to basement dropkick! Hiromu drags Suzuki up fast, to suplex, FALCON ARROW! Cover, ONE!! Fans rally and Suzuki shakes his head. Fans clap, “HI-RO-MU!” “SU-ZU-KI!” They both stand, Hiromu fireman’s carries, but Suzuki slips off to shove and BOOT Hiromu!
Suzuki snapmares, Hiromu comes back to SLAP! Hiromu reels Suzuki in but he breaks free to SLAP back! Suzuki says, “Okay, okay, okay.” Suzuki slaps himself a bit, then dares Hiromu to bring it. Hiromu CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS again! Hiromu CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS again! The CHOP fight returns and hits a new gear! Those red shoulders are spreading across their chests, but Suzuki dares Hiromu to bring more! Fans rally up and Hiromu comes back. Hiromu shouts as he CHOPS! It’s been fifteen minutes, 90% chops! Suzuki CHOPS again! Hiromu shakes his head, CHOPS again, but Suzuki just CHOPS back!
The CHOPS start flying again, and fans rally up as Hiromu eggs Suzuki on. Suzuki CHOPS, Hiromu leans against ropes, but Suzuki taunts him again. Hiromu comes back and gets in Suzuki’s face. Hiromu CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS! Hiromu staggers back, and he flexes in order to stay up. Suzuki wants Hiromu to show him more of that fighting spirit! So Hiromu CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, and the CHOP fight continues! Hiromu gets CHOP after CHOP, then CHOPS as Suzuki winds up! Hiromu runs, Suzuki dodges and gets around, SLEEPER! Hiromu counters with a victory roll, TWO! Cradle, TWO! SUPERKICK!
Suzuki wobbles, Hiromu runs, HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! But Suzuki stays up on pure anger! Suzuki stands Hiromu up to fire off slapping palm strikes! Hiromu wobbles, but he fires up! Suzuki throws more slapping palm strikes! Hiromu staggers and wobbles, but he powers up again! Fans are fired up as he gets in Suzuki’s face. Suzuki HEADBUTTS Hiromu, then ROCKS him with a forearm! SLEEPER HOLD! Hiromu drops to the mat but he feebly reaches out. Red Shoes checks him and fans rally up! Suzuki drags Hiromu up, spins him around, but Hiromu trips to jackknife! TWO!!
Suzuki gets up to KNEE Hiromu down! Suzuki then drags Hiromu up, but Hiromu HEADBUTTS! Hiromu wrenches, heel rolls Suzuki, HIROMU WINS!!!
Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, by pinfall (advances to the second round)
Suzuki kicks Hiromu away but the match is already over! The “Hiromu Roll” get the better of Suzuki, and now the Timebomb is moving on to the next round! Suzuki takes his anger out on Young Lions, where will his wrath go now that he’s out of the Cup?
As for Hiromu, he catches his breath, sits with his Best of the Super Juniors trophy, and gets the mic. “Today, all you people here, and those watching on World, you may have thought that today, facing Suzuki, was just another tournament match. But for me, the feeling of beating Suzuki, and putting away a heavyweight, I’m proud of that!” Fans cheer that sentiment. “I’ve been beaten to a pulp. That didn’t look cool, but that doesn’t matter. I did what I could to win, and to be here talking right now.”
Hiromu manages to stand and says, “Really, looking around, I’m the only Junior Heavyweight still alive in this tournament. I won’t let anyone ever again say a Junior can’t beat a Heavyweight! Whatever happens, no matter what it takes, you see the result! Hiromu Takahashi will win the New Japan Cup as a Junior Heavyweight! Until then, let’s have more, more, more, more, more, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE… FUN TOGETHER~!” The Timebomb is the last Junior Heavyweight standing, will he shock us all and add the New Japan Cup to his trophy case? Or will Darkness Fall on him in the next round?
My Thoughts:
What a way to end the second round of this tournament! The tag matches were all fine from what I skimmed, and all the results made sense. Tiger Mask VS Chase Owens was a good match, but it makes sense for Chase to win. Takagi VS Loa was great stuff, they really are heavy hitters, Takagi moves on and is going to definitely get a win over Chase next round. Loa losing makes sense given what we got out of Evil VS Tama. That was a great match and then what a shocking development. I didn’t think Bullet Club would kick out GoD like that. Now the only original member left is Fale, and I don’t ever see him leaving. This isn’t really a Bullet Club Civil War anymore, and who knows where we go from here.
Hiromu VS Suzuki was one for the ages. I wrote “CHOP” 77 times in that match but that wasn’t even every chop so they probably reached 100. That was the wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time, especially in NJPW. And what’s even cooler is that Hiromu won! I did wonder if they wanted to revisit Evil VS Hiromu, here it is, and that could go either way. Evil is coming off this big win that united Bullet Club against GoD, and he could have House of Torture to screw Hiromu over, but it’d be even more awesome if Hiromu won again. Though, if that happened, Hiromu would be facing Takagi and I don’t think NJPW would do that. Takagi VS Evil would be a pretty good move.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Who will stand atop Evolve as THE champion?
Jackson Drake, Keanu Carver, Edris Enofe or Sean Legacy. After tonight, only one will be known as the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Jin Tala VS Carlee Bright; Jin wins.
- WWE Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Sean Legacy VS Edris Enofe VS Keanu Carver VS Jackson Drake; Drake wins and is the inaugural WWE Evolve Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kali Armstrong is here!
The fans cheer the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Women’s Champion as she goes to the ring, mic in her hand and belt on her shoulder. The fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Kali says, “Oh yeeeeeah! I told y’all! The first-ever Evolve Women’s Champion, Kali Armstrong. Hey, I like the way that sounds. How ’bout y’all? You like the way that sounds?” The fans cheer, and Kali says she did what she said she was gonna do. She has been here for a year and a half, and this is what she’s on. They say it gets harder from here, but that’s fine. She ain’t ducking any of these chicks!
Kali is ready to go at it with each and every one of them, so that when she gets to NXT, they’ll know who the Difference Maker is. She is at the top of the Evolve Women’s Division, so she wants to know: Who is her first challenger? And out walks Zayda Steel. She tells Kali that seriously, she wants to be the first to congratulate the first-ever WWE Evolve Women’s Champion! Give it up for Kali, everybody! The fans do cheer, and Zayda says that Fatal 4 Way was a classic. But she realized something: They have a lot in common! They are both history makers! Kali is the first champion, and everyone already knows this, but Zayda is the first WWE ID prospect.
So from one difference maker to another, Zayda just wants to say… Kali is luck. Huh? But wait! Zayda is interrupted by Nikkita Lyons! Lyons tells Kali, “Hey, girl! Congratulations, new champ! I’m Big Kat Kita, but you already knew that. But it’s so good to meet you, for real. Like, I’m really honored to meet you. But I already talked with Stevie Turner, and I told her that once they crown a new champ to call me. So here I am.” Lyons stops Zayda before she says anything to say Zayda is cute, and she does like her. But when it comes to gold, Lyons is not afraid to pounce.
Kali tells them they’re both doing a lot of big talking, but they’re doing nothing to prove they want this title. Lyons says, “Bet.” And then Lyons & Zayda jump Kali! The fans boo as they mug her 2v1! Kali shoves Lyons, kicks Zayda, then fires hands! But Lyons THROAT CHAKRA KICKS Kali down! Zayda rains down fists, but wait! Here comes Natalya! The fans fire up as the Queen of Harts rushes out here! She dodges Lyons, TACKLES Zayda, and she has the legs! Lyons drags Zayda to safety and Natty stares them down. The fans cheer Natty and she makes sure Kali is alright. Kali is a bit salty even here as she snatches the belt back, but will The BOAT help her sink Lyons & Zayda?
Carlee Bright has been attacked!
That makes three women in about as many weeks! And this is right before her match tonight! A ref calls in medical, and all Carlee knows is someone shoved her into the chair rack. Just who is it stalking Evolve stars and taking them out?
Evolve returns and…
Stevie Turner is with Carlee and a WWE medical trainer. Stevie apologizes that this has happened, this shouldn’t be happening here in Evolve. Carlee doesn’t blame Stevie, and insists she can go. Stevie asks who did it but Carlee says they were in a black hoodie, and it was a drive-by attack. The doc says there are no serious injuries, so it is up to Carlee. Carlee says she will compete. Stevie says, “If you’re sure, girl.”
Keanu Carver speaks.
“Tonight means something to me, man. Those other three? They just want the glory, the prestige, the fame. Nah, that ain’t me. For me, that title is my ticket out. And I’ll be damned if I go back to the streets of DC. Y’all don’t get what I had to do to get here. So when I step into that ring with them three, I’ma beat the brakes off them boys! From the streets of DC to the Evolve Championship, I’ma show y’all what I’m about! Then y’all gonna remember the name, Keanu Carver.”
Sean Legacy speaks.
With Timothy Thatcher by his side, Super Sean says, “This is it, this is it. My moment. Eight long years for this. Eight long years.” Sean says Timothy taught him everything. Timothy says Sean is ready. Sean says damn right he’s ready! It’s time for Sean to create his legacy!
Jin Tala VS Carlee Bright!
Another prospect from LFG is ready to Evolve! Will “The Detonator” have an explosive debut? Or will Evolve’s future still be Bright?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, Jin goes for the bad arm but Carlee pushes Jin away. They go again, and Jin goes after the bad arm. Jin double wristlocks, pushes on it, and pushes on it again! Carlee endures, but Jin hits a double wristlock takedown! Cover, ONE, but Jin stays on the arm. Carlee fights up, Jin wrenches, but Carlee slips through to wrench back. Carlee trips Jin, steps over, and LA MAGISTROL! ONE, but Carlee arm-drags! Carlee keeps on Jin’s arm but Jin fights up. The fans rally, Jin moves around, but Carlee wrenches and hammerlocks. Jin reaches back and switches the hammerlock!
Carlee switches, sunset flips, TWO! Carlee DROPKICKS Jin! The fans rally, Carlee whips but Jin blocks! Jin reverses, Carlee goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Carlee hurries to facelock Jin, Jin scoops, but Carlee fights to keep the arm. Jin wrenches and WRINGS Carlee’s arm! Jin KNEES and UPPERCUTS the bad arm, then gives it a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Carlee toughs it out but Jin stays on that arm. The fans rally as Jin traps both arms in a modified butterfly! Carlee endures, fights up, but Jin powers those arms back again! Carlee refuses to give up and she stands again! Jin shifts to a ghost pin, TWO!
Carlee has a leg, Jin kicks her away, and Jin runs up. Carlee dodges, ELBOWS, and then ELBOWS again! The fans rally, Carlee ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Jin dumps her out! Carlee still headlocks for a BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Jin stays in this and Carlee shakes out her bad arm. The fans rally as Carlee facelocks, but Jin powers out! Carlee blocks a kick, spins Jin, and CODE BREAKER! Carlee sets up, STANDING MOONSAULT, but Jin dodges! Jin steps over onto the arm for a STANDING ARMBAR!! The “Bakunawa Bind!” Carlee TAPS, Jin wins!
Winner: Jin Tala, by submission
Carlee tried to fight at less than 100% and it cost her! Will Jin Tala’s technical skill be just the thing to make her a star?
Evolve shares footage from last week.
It was after the Women’s Championship Elimination Match that Kylie Rae returned backstage, only to be attacked by Wendy Choo! They brawled and Wendy would get the advantage by throwing Kylie into the garage door, and then throwing a garbage can onto Kylie! Refs broke that up, but will nothing stop wicked Wendy from having her revenge?
Chuey Martinez talks with Kylie Rae.
He says Wendy is still haunting her, and Kylie says ever since coming to Evolve, Wendy keeps sticking her nose in Kylie’s business. Sure, Wendy won those two singles matches, but Kylie eliminating Wendy should’ve ended it. And Kylie hates to admit this, but Wendy is the only person here that makes Kylie not so smiley. And after last week, Kylie is so ready to- Chantel Monroe says Kylie should call it quits. Kylie gets on Chantel’s nerves no matter if she’s smiley or angry. Chantel storms off, but both Masyn Holiday & Layla Diggs say pay that no mind. Chantel’s mirror is the only thing that shows the real her.
The Vanity Project hypes up Jackson Drake.
Ricky Smokes says Jackson has nothing to worry about! Who even knows if that was the real Lince Dorado anyway? Who trusts someone that wears a mask? Smokes gives Bryce Donovan a pat on the chest and Bryce smacks him back. Brad Baylor tells Jackson that he is the Wild Card, Heartbreak Drake! Do they all think he’s gonna be the first Evolve Champion? Hundos fo’ sho’, bro! Jackson is the future! Zayda adds that The Vanity Project is the future. Jackson says that’s right, and he’s known that since he was 13 years old when he first stepped into a wrestling ring and never looked back.
Jackson tells they all know he’s the Wild Card and Heartbreak Drake, but after tonight, the world is going to know him as the first-ever WWE Evolve Champion! The Vanity Project is ready, but will the Carolina Reaper take the title home? Or will the odds be against him?
Edris Enofe speaks.
“Man, been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. I came back from a gruesome shoulder injury, and it hurt. It hurt for real. But what hurt me even worse was the fact that I couldn’t compete in front of each and every one of y’all. But now things change. Things will be different now. Because tonight, I change the entire WWE Universe’s mind. Tonight, I go from Edris Enofe the tag team wrestler to Edris Enofe the singles superstar! Tonight, Edris Enofe, the Epitome of Excellence, the EOE becomes the first-ever WWE Men’s Evolve Champion!”
The High Ryze is here!
Wes Lee leads the way for Tyson Dupont & Tyriek Igwe and fans boo. Wes has the mic, and he says, “Now, I can bet that none of y’all expected to see me out here on Evolve. Look, that’s understandable, especially with the boys out here dominating completely on their own the past couple of weeks, I haven’t had any reason to. But see, last week, I wanted to come to Evolve and get a better understanding of what it’s all about. They call this the evolution of professional wrestling or something like that. When I walk around and talk to the kids in the locker room, I can see it. They have big dreams, a lot of potential, and they have a lot of hope that one day they are going to become the next big thing.”
Wes laughs, and then apologizes. It isn’t funny, it’s just cute. It is! It’s okay! But see, he was the same way. Once upon a time, he wanted to come into they business and make it the best that he possibly could. He wanted to change the world, and he did! The fans do cheer that. Wes says when he walks around here, what he really sees is that they’re all naive, maybe even delusional, to think that they’re going to steal Wes’s spot one day! He has busted his ass, broken his back, all for this business, and has barely scratched the surface. Look: a Dusty Cup Winner, two-time NXT Tag Team Champion, and the greatest North American Champion ever, and he’s not even done!
So to everyone in Evolve right now, listen very closely. WES is the gatekeeper now! You wanna make it to NXT? You gotta make it through him! Well, hold on, because here come Cappuccino Jones & Jack Cartwheel! The fans cheer for “CAAA-PPUCCINO! CAAA-PPUCCINO!” Jones tells Wes that he sees what Wes is “brewing up.” Tyson & Tyriek are impressive, and Wes’s mentorship is paying off. Wes asks why Jones is out here. Or do the barista and his buddy want a rematch? Wes is sure the boys are fine beating them up one more time. Jones says he and Cartwheel aren’t here for a tag match. Jones wants a match… with Wes!
Wes is calling himself a gatekeeper, and sure, he has been the Human Highlight Reel for years. But whatever Wes has been sipping on is tasting pretty bitter. Bitter!? No! Wes has just been around the block long enough to know better! The fans chant, “Bitter~! Bitter~!” Wes says he isn’t just some happy-to-be-here kid walking around with a cup of coffee. Jones says hate on him all you want. But if you wanna be the measuring stick, Jones wants to see how he measures up. Jones feels he has what it takes, and the best way to back that up is to go 1v1 with one of the staples of NXT! The fans cheer that!
Wes looks Jones up and down, then tells him, “You really should’ve stayed behind that counter, dog. You want the match? Next week, you’ve got it.” Will the Cardiac Kid keep Evolve down? Or will he get the jitters from facing Cappuccino Jones?
Je’Von Evans is backstage!
Evolve Media asks the Young OG why he’s here, and Je’Von says he loves this! He had to come check out Evolve, but he’s here mostly to present the title to the first-ever Evolve Champion. Those boys are locked in! Je’Von notices Jordan Oasis walking by. Je’Von says hey to Oasis and asks why he’s out in the parking lot. Just walking. Je’Von says he is a big fan of Oasis, and keep running, your time is coming. Oasis appreciates that coming from Je’Von. Je’Von says he’s gotta go watch the match, but he’ll see Oasis around. Will this endorsement from NXT’s future help Oasis become Evolve’s future?
Marcus Mathers speaks.
“I’ve been waiting a very long time to introduce myself to the WWE Universe. My name is Marcus Mathers. I’ve been wrestling for about six years now, with way over 650 matches under my belt, proving I’m not just Philly’s Finest, but I’m the finest in WWE ID. And speaking of WWE ID, this was made for men and women to use this to the best of their ability, to the max. And lemme tell you, nobody used WWE ID like I did. And with the support of WWE ID, I’ve been able to travel more, get more matches, and train with the best of the best. And now I bring all that knowledge right here, right now. The WWE ID prepared me for Evolve.” Is Mathers ready to Evolve?
WWE Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Sean Legacy VS Edris Enofe VS Keanu Carver VS Jackson Drake!
While Evolve started fourteen weeks ago, the journey to this moment was very different for each man in this match. But one thing they all share in common is the hard work, grit and determination they put into their careers. Whose journey culminates in a historic achievement that will be remembered forever?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, but only one man survives to put their name on it!
The bell rings and Drake already talks trash on all three opponents. Keanu DECKS him! Drake tumbles out, Keanu eggs the others on, so Legacy & Enofe go after him! But then Keanu shoves them both away! And he DOUBLE LARIATS them! The fans fire up and Keanu ELBOWS Enofe in a corner! Keanu runs corner to corner to ELBOW Legacy! Then he runs back at Enofe, but Enofe dodges and Drake GAMANGIRIS! Enofe runs to SLING-DOG! Drake runs up, Enofe dodges and SLINGBLADES! Legacy back suplexes but Enofe lands out! Enofe kicks low, runs, and jumps onto Legacy to DROPKICK Drake!
Drake tumbles out, Legacy runs in, but Enofe TOSSES him! Enofe KNEES Keanu in the corner for good measure, then he FLIES! Down go Drake and Legacy! The fans fire up and Enofe goes up a corner! Enofe CROSSBODIES Keanu down, covers, TWO!! Keanu survives, Enofe is a bit surprised, and he reels Keanu in. Keanu fights the suplex to suplex, but Enofe knees free! Enofe runs, but into an ELBOW! Keanu scoops Enofe for the CORKSCREW POWERSLAM! Cover, Keanu ELIMINATES Enofe!! As fast as Enofe was moving, Enofe is out of this match! Legacy and Drake see the intimidating power of Keanu as Evolve goes to break.
Evolve returns as Keanu SPLASHES both Legacy & Drake in a corner! Keanu then runs to DOUBLE POUNCE!! The fans fire up with Keanu, and he scoops Legacy to SLAM! Then he scoops Drake to FALL AWAY SLAM! Keanu didn’t even need to fall to throw Drake across the ring! Keanu storms up, puts Drake on the top rope, but Drake BOOTS Keanu away! Legacy MISSILE DROPKICKS Keanu down, and Drake adds a MOONSAULT! Cover, ONE!! Keanu shocks everyone, especially Legacy and Drake. He dares them to keep fighting, because that title’s still gonna be his! Legacy runs up but Keanu DECKS him!
Drake BOOTS Keanu, but Keanu scoops him! Legacy SUPERKICKS Keanu, Drake SUPERKICKS Keanu, and then Legacy GAMANGIRIS in the corner! Drake hits the UNALIVING! Legacy adds the 450 SPLASH!! DOUBLE COVER, they ELIMINATE Keanu!! And then there were two! The fans rally up behind “LEGACY! LEGACY!” as he and Drake stare down. They stand up and step to each other. Drake grins and kicks, but Legacy blocks! Drake avoids Legacy’s superkick, but Legacy avoids Drake’s roundhouse! Drake ducks an enzigiri to deadlift, but Legacy elbows free! Legacy runs but into Drake’s ELBOW! DOUBLE LARIATS collide!
Both men spring up, DOUBLE LARIATS collide again! And then Legacy roars! Drake dodges the lariat but not the SUPERKICK! Legacy storms up but into a SUPER PUNCH! Legacy rebounds to HEADBUTT! Drake ROUNDHOUSES! Legacy ENZIGIRIS! But Drake waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Legacy roars and rises again! SNAP GERMAN! Drake flounders, Legacy runs in, but Drake BOOTS him away. Drake goes up, but Legacy jumps up to get him! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! And speaking of fly, Legacy goes up, out, and springboards for the 450!! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and Legacy is stunned!
The fans rally up while Drake flounders away. Legacy huffs ‘n’ puffs and waistlocks Drake. Legacy then drags Drake up into a torture rack, but Drake CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo, but then Legacy TOSSES Drake! Drake HOTSHOTS Legacy, then KNEES him into ropes! Drake reels Legacy in for a suplex, and DROPS him on the ropes! Drake hurries up the corner, takes aim, and SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Legacy survives again but Drake stays on him! Handspring and LETHAL IN-JACKSON!! Cover, TWO!!! Legacy is still in this! But Drake SUPERKICKS him down! Cover, TWO!?! Legacy survives again and Drake is freaking out!
“This is Awesome!” as Legacy stirs. Drake grits his teeth, goes to a corner, and he waits on Legacy to get up. Drake runs in, but Legacy turns knee into drop toehold! S T F!!! Drake endures, flails, reaches out, and the fans are freaking out! Drake claws at the mat, crawls forward, but Legacy makes it a STRAITJACKET STF!!! Drake has one arm to reach out with, and he makes the ROPEBREAK!! Legacy lets go in frustration but the fans rally up again. Legacy rises, brings Drake up, but Drake still holds the ropes! The ref counts, Drake HOTSHOTS Legacy! Handsprings and LETHAL- Torture rack! SHAM- NO, Drake lands out to JUMP KNEE!
Drake goes to a corner, runs back in, UNALIVING!!! Cover, DRAKE WINS!!
Winner: Jackson Drake, by pinfall (INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion)
And Vanity Project rushes right out here to celebrate with their bro! It was certainly heartbreak for Enofe, Keanu and Legacy, but will the real tears be from all of us having to listen to Drake brag? Je’Von does present the belt to Drake, and Drake takes it from him, to bring Je’Von in for a hug! Old friends and rivals reunite in this moment, and this makes up for a bit of Drake’s bad attitude. But will this be the beginning of the Vanity Project Era? Or can someone save us from it before it begins?
My Thoughts:
A very good episode, and surprisingly only two matches. That said, less matches helped then maximize the main event, and also some story build. Another woman is attacked and we’re back to that gimmick around the Performance Center, but it can’t be Lyons when she and Zayda were beating up on Kali Armstrong. Wendy Choo is too obsessed with Kylie, so it can’t be her. Could they be quietly building up a female superstar who has been hiding in plain sight? They could do a great “It was me, Stevie! It was me all along!” with this. But that aside, a hurt Carlee makes for a protected loss to new girl, Jin Tala, who has a very creative submission finisher.
Speaking of Wendy and Kylie, good promo from Kylie but Chantel picking on her is a little too much like Jaida Parker having beef with Thea Hail over Thea’s positivity. Kylie VS Wendy should be a No Disqualification rematch so settle things once and for all. And I hope this story of Masyn knowing “the real Chantel” turns into something more. She keeps saying it, but she needs to confront Chantel on it a bit more forcefully. And as for the women’s title, Lyons would be an impressive first defense for Kali that Kali would certainly win. Zayda might be trickier, if only because she’s the bigger Heel and would totally cheat to win.
Very good promo from Wes with Cappuccino Jones, and now they’ll have a singles match, just as I expected from last week. The only odd thing is Wes says he is the gatekeeper now. Does that mean Lexis King just decided to be one and done? Is he going to do bigger things in NXT now? Anyway, good promo from Marcus Mathers, he’s finally getting his debut in Evolve and that will be a lot of fun. It does make me wonder who are the WWE ID Champions right now, and if they’ll ever show up with those belts on Evolve.
And great promos from all the Fatal 4 Way contenders tonight. Jackson Drake makes a lot of sense as the first champion. Enofe only just came back, he needs to build up. Keanu is powerful but then that’d mean two powerhouse champions so that’s redundant. Legacy is great, he can surely come around as a challenger, as Faces benefit from the chase. And with Drake holding up the title for Vanity Project, that will work with Zayda wanting the women’s title, and possibly Swipe Right asking about Evolve Tag Team Championships, really building the whole faction at once.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.5.2025
Monster’s Ball,, will Rosemary bring out Xia’s Darkside?

Tomorrow is a stupid late starting show but at least it’s not bleeding into a normal weekday. Not sure if I’ll cover it because the build has been bad, the shows have been bad and forcing me to be awake longer for a B show that very much may suck. Maybe tonight won’t be a miserable useless Go Home like they usually do. Could make things interesting…but I don’t have much faith anymore.
TNA is living off the brand and the fact fans genuinely want other things to flourish. But it’s not building off any good wrestling or story telling. So let’s see if something stops sucking.
.@_Iam_Elijah_ has one final message for TNA World Champion @_trickwilliams before they collide for the Championship at #TNAAgainstAllOdds!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/yGMz3jJpVM pic.twitter.com/iPKGKcfIzp
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 6, 2025
Ratings:
- Indi Hartwell vs Tasha Steelz: Indi wins via Hurtz Don’t It – * 1/2
- Eric Young w/Losers vs Moose w/JDC: Moose wins via Lights Out – **
- Heather & M by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Harley Hudson & Myla Grace: M wins via Elegant Moonsault – ** 1/2
- Monster’s Ball Match: Rosemary vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via Brooksie Bomb through Chairs – ***
- The Kaiba Boys & Frankie Kazarian vs Leon Slater, Matt Hardy & Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – **
Results:
Indi Hartwell vs Tasha Steelz
Tasha attacks Indi as the bell sounds, Forearms and Chops into Stomping a Mudhole in the corner and taunting the crowd. Indi turns the Irish Whip around and goes for her own chops Aussie Uppercut, Scoop Slam gets countered and Tasha hits a Headbutt, Indi stops her , throws her into the ropes another uppercut, Tasha powders, Indi wants a PK, Tasha blocks and throws Indi onto her face and starts stringing some short offense in. Triplicate Elbows into a near fall, Indi starts fighting back with forearms before she crashes and burns as Tasha kicks her knee out from under her. Tasha with the corner offense combo into the Sliced Bread for yet another 2.
The action is a little too slow for an opening match, not sure when this was filmed in in the grand scheme of things, but the crowd is kinda dead and this is sluggish. Even Indi’s resilient kick outs at 1 have no intensity and the crowd is asleep. After a few corner shots Indi finally starts a comeback, Uranage into Spinebuster for two. But this is really…too damn slow. Skyler is yelling at Hotch on the outside to hit Indi, he won’t Tasha argues too and Indi with the Big Boot into the Hurtz Don’t It.
After the match Ali comes out with his hair down looking like sexy mad 50 Shades Dom. Tasha is cowering, Ref and Tasha get attacked. Hotch stands up to Ali, and Ali just grins and they stare down. Maybe they’ll finally do something with Hotch. He’s talented, has a good look and Great Hands have been holding him back. Even though Hotch stood up for Tasha, she cowers out to walk up the ramp with Ali. Hotch is left alone in the ring.
.@ManceWarner and @stephdelander are coming for @SteveMaclin and the International Championship at #TNAAgainstAllOdds!
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— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 6, 2025
Eric Young w/Losers vs Moose w/JDC
Armoury come out looking like Ciclope but somehow worse. I already hate this.
EY attacks at the bell sound cause of course, EY 10 count punches, Moose Manhattan Drop but EY stops him, EY Tree of Woe into the Petey Williams crotch stomp Oh Canada spot. JDC inadvertently distracts the ref, losers also distract…they get up to the refrain of Oh Canada, that might be the longest that spot happened ever. But Moose immediately hits a Go To Hell because pacing and psychology don’t exist in wrestling anymore. Everything this episode seems slow and the crowd sounds dead. Moose clocks EY trying to dive and Apron Uranage into Jacknife on the steps.
Moose is milking the 10 count, EY barely beats it…Body Drops Moose because again…psychology oh and EY hits a Dive cause that’s exactly what happens when you barely beat a 10 count. Reverse Irish in the ring, EY Flair Flip in the corner, Moose tries to cut off but gets pushed, Crossbody and Moose jumps into it far too obvious, Chop Spot, EY hits the ropes, Moose hits a Pump Kick into Escalara Crossbody and Kip Up, EY pulls off a Spicolli Driver for 2. This whole match just feels like moves for the sake of stuff having to happen. This is about as engaging as wet farting the alphabet.
Backslide 2, Pump Kick from Moose, Discus Lariat from EY, EY wants Piledriver, hits it but JDC puts Moose’s foot on the rope. Nerd squad attacks JDC and they still look pathetic, Moose Low Blow since ref is distracted, Lights Out, Moose retains.
Heather & M by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Harley Hudson & Myla Grace
Harley and M start, Wristlock Takeover from Harley, a few nice chain wrestling spots, Myla tags in, Myla split ducks the kick, nice little kick combo punctuated with a Dropkick. Tandem Arm Wringer Sweep for two. M getting rocked, Heather slows down Harley so M finally takes the advantage and starts driving knees into Harley, Surf Board Stretch and Stomp combo by Heather. Heather keeps on her for a few punches and tags M back in for the old Knee in the Shoulder Blades stretch. Jaw Jacker from Harley, M stops it, but they struggle and Harley hits the Shoulder Tackles as Harley hunts for the tag, kicks off M and simultaneous tags happen. Myla beats down Heather, corner Leg Sweep, Dropkick Face Wash with a cute pose from Myla, M breaks up the pin, Harley and M fight on the outside, Myla looks for something but Concierge distracts, M with a Carbon Footprint to Myla’s backside as she’s setting up a move, Heather drops Myla, Heather his the Elegant Moonsault and Elegance wins!
Monster’s Ball Match: Rosemary vs Xia Brookside
I walked away at some point since this show has been pretty bad and I have no faith here. When I finally started paying attention, Xia hits Rosemary with a cookie sheet, she goes for the belt but Rosemary turns it around and takes Xia to the dungeon to whip her a few times. Rosemary unloads the trash can, puts the can in the corner, throws Xia into and Rosemary is standing tall into the commercial break. We come back and Rosemary is still just arguing with a ref, the crowd chants “Hockey Stick” so that proves it’s Canada. Xia tries to fight back, Rosemary with a very slow Side Slam on the trash can because she had to reposition it. Xia grabs the Hockey Stick for the pop, she breaks it over Rosemary, the peasants rejoice, Rosemary into the steps, Broken Wings into the trash can and Rosemary instantly gets up with a door. Why are all the matches so awful on psychology? Do we not sell anymore? Did I miss a memo? Were there TPS reports?
Xia drives Rosemary’s face into the steps. Suplex into the center of the ring, Door in the corner, time to see what’s behind Door Number 1. Suplex counter stand off through the door, Rosemary counters away from the door though. So more Chekov’s Gun fun. Rosemary misses with the belt, but then pulls off Upside Down choking her with the belt. Rosemary releases and Xia has the belt but Rosemary is collecting chairs and a staple gun. Belt whips block the staple attack, Xia finds a bag of Hockey pucks, empties them but Rosemary staples Xia’s stomach and charges into a Samoan Drop onto the pucks. Near fall, Xia starts grinding the puck into Rosemary’s face, more Cookie Sheet, another near fall. Xia wants a DDT and hits it on the chair, only 2 again. Arts and crafts with chairs spot, Xia hits her with the trash can lid, but Rosemary sits up and Spears Xia through the door.
Only a 2 count after the clear the rubble. Rosemary puts Xia on the chairs and looks to the top rope, Xia rises up and Brooksie Bomb through the chairs after she uses the lid to block the mist. 1-2-3.
Better match than it had any business being, but still enough sins to make it ok and nothing special.
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The Kaiba Boys & Frankie Kazarian vs Leon Slater, Matt Hardy & Mike Santana
By the time everyone gets in the ring it’s 9:57 eastern…is this gonna be a 3 minute match? Matt starts with Kaz, Leon comes in quick, Poetry on Ryan, Kaz gets rocked, Leon tags back out to Matt…Extreme Elbow. Arm Wringer, Nic cheap shot and trip on Matt, Kaz with the Springboard Guillotine, Kaz rocks Matt, Nic tags in…Nice distracts ref and Ryan hits a cheap choke. Nic chokes Matt in the corner, claws at his face, Weaver Lock and Matt is fading. Matt Jaw Breaker tags out to Charisma Vacuum Slater, Feint kick misses Nic, hits Ryan, the Kaibas try to keep tandem but Lethal Injection from Slater makes em both powder, Plancha, Ryan tries to stop Leon, Nic looks for Danger Zone and gets it shrugged off and turned into a Blue Thunder Bomb. Frankie breaks the pin and posts Leon, Nic tunes up the band but eats the Leg Lariat. Simultaneous tag, Santana and Ryan are legal, Santana kills everyone, Double Rolling Buck Fifty but Ryan kicks out and gets in some strikes, tries to Leap Frog but eats a Death Valley Driver for only 2. Signature spams, Slater looks to finish Kaz, but Ryan crotches him, Victory roll no, Buck Fifty no, Cradle from Ryan is only a two, Rope runs and Ryan eats a Spin the Block for the win.
Overall Score: 5/10
Main even was like 7 minutes, the best match was the Monster’s Ball and I’m surprised to say that. Elijah’s promo was a Good Thing though, Santino had a solid promo, Hotch’s potential babyface turn is nice because I like him, he needs to get away from Skyler. Rascalz promo was well done as well. Masha can’t talk so I hope she loses the title tomorrow. I’d rather Lei look mean and sexy and yell at us in Mandarin than ever hear Masha speak English again.
Dani Luna showing she’s recovered from the concussion and sticking around in solo action was nice, Maggie Lee looked great in her match, Harley and Myla looked decent in the loss. Northern Armoury are still useless though. Only real complaint is not enough KC Navarro. He was only in the NXT clip. We need to be Blessed every episode.
You had to dig through the bad wrestling for decent story elements, but this was eventually more enjoyable than many of the recent episodes.
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