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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/2/22)

What gives, Gibdo?

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Fallout from the ThunderStruck!

Fallout from HPW ThunderStruck! What does Gibdo have to say about joining the UnderWorld Order? What’s Link thinking about the coming Triple Threat?

 

After the HPW Death Mountain Championship match.

Tali holds up the title and Shabonne sings her praises.

“The Dame of the Dunes is unstoppable! The Dame of the Dunes is undeniable! There is no way she will ever lose this title!” Shabonne dares anyone to step up to Tali so that she can knock them “down off the mountain.”

 

After the Fused Shadow piece match.

Midna floats in, putting the two pieces she has together.

“I said my piece out there in the ring. Ghirahim better be ready to pay.”

Ghirahim storms in.

He’s obviously upset after losing, again. He repeats Midna’s words in a mocking tone, “Wherever HPW goes in June, you and I are settling this!” He scoffs and then reveals the third piece. “This doesn’t end until I say so! She has to beat me to get this last piece, and that will never happen! NEVER!”

 

After Dark Forces VS UnderWorld Order.

The uWo celebrate as they walk in.

A lot of cheering and hollering, then Hollywood ReDead says, “Get used to us celebrating! Because I’m going to be your NEW HPW Triforce Champion!” They laugh and head out, splashing and spraying champagne.

The Dark Forces trudge in.

Kage is scowling, as usual, but Cia is fuming. She still doesn’t know why Gibdo joined up with the uWo. But then Gibdo walks over? He’s no longer in the black ‘n’ white, he’s back in the purple ‘n’ silver. Cia asks what the hell is he doing. Is he trying to make fun of them or something? Gibdo is confused, he isn’t sure what happened. What is he talking about? He was just out there! No he wasn’t. What? Yes, he was! Everyone saw him! Gibdo is only more confused but the others push past him.

 

After the HPW Termina Championship match.

The Ikana Royal Family sulk in.

We all saw Fin Balure find a way out of the Grave Stone hold, and the ice pack is a reminder. Igos does not speak, and his followers only focus on helping him away.

The Arrow Club celebrate as they walk in.

Fin Balure has the title around his waist while the Young Ducks praise him with bows and fanning hands. Balure says, “A great match, a great win. This is a great start, but that’s just it: it’s only the start. We said, didn’t we? We’re coming for everything. All HPW has to do is give us a target.” Mack Jackson pretends to fire a bow and arrow and adds a “PEW~” and Rick even goes, “CACAW~!” before the trio heads out.

 

After Blood & Thunder.

The Desert Flowers walk in.

Riju has a bandage on her forehead and each of them have ice packs. “A reign of four months and a day,” Aveil says. “We won these at HyruleMania 2, and we thought the new year was going to be our year. But it seems not.” Buliara says the Blood & Thunder match is definitely a brutal match. The challenge was clearly too great, but they vow to be back again.

Forged By Violence walks in.

The Dark Nuts have big ice packs on their faces and they do their best to follow Iron Knuckle in. They manage to make it to a table and sit down feeling very sore. Knuckle takes a moment to catch his breath, and he looks into the camera. “You won this time, Ganondorf. Blood & Thunder lived up to the name. Just wait. We’ll be back.”

Ganondorf and team walk in.

Ganondorf is patched up, too, but he doesn’t even seem to care. He, Zant and Agahnim hold up the belts triumphantly for the photo ops. Ganondorf says, “Tonight was hell. But in the end, we made it through. And now, we’re going to celebrate! I’m back on top, and there’ll be no stopping me now!” Agahnim adds, “There’ll be no stopping US now!” Zant adds a “Yeah!” but Ganondorf doesn’t seem to acknowledge them. Will this be a new reign of terror from the Gerudo Ace?

 

HPW Media finds Link backstage.

The HPW Triforce Champion is with HPW Goddess Champion, Zelda, and the Skyfall Stud, Groose. The reporter asks Link how he feels about Hollywood ReDead winning a part of the title match without actually having to compete. Link scowls but Groose speaks up first. “That’s really sad that ReDead doesn’t have the guts to actually fight for what he wants. Instead, he has all his cronies fight for him. But ain’t no way Link here’s gonna let some scrawny clown snatch this title away from him. Right, bud?” Link nods. And what about Kage? He and Link had it out at Clash of Fates, how does he feel about meeting him again?

Link sighs and scratches the back of his head. He winces a bit, but then Zelda speaks up. “It’s certainly an emotional trial, isn’t it? A long lost brother, consumed by anger, and he’s taking it out on Link. I think Kage wants to hurt Link more than become champion, and unfortunately, ReDead can take advantage of it all.” Link and Groose both look at her and she apologizes for putting pressure on Link. The reporter thanks them for their time and moves on. Will the Hero of Hyrule be able to overcome the obstacles ahead?


My Thoughts:

Probably not the best one of these fallout articles, but I ended up making this in a bit of a rush. There’s a lot still coming even though we just had ThunderStruck, but that’ll be announced in another article in a few days.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/18/24)

Majora speaks.

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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!

HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…

 

The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.

The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!

“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?


My Thoughts:

Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!

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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]

Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?

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In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.

Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).

  • Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
  • The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
  • The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams

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