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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (7/11/22)

The Beast is back!

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WWE Raw 2022

BROCK LESNAR is ready to turn San Antonio into Suplex City!

With less than three weeks before SummerSlam’s Last Man Standing match, Monday Night Raw sees the return of BRRROCK! LESNARRR! Will everyone steer clear of him? Or will someone end up an appetizer for The Beast?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio w/ Dominik Mysterio VS Finn Balor w/ Damian Priest; Balor wins.
  • Raw Women’s Championship: Bianca Belair VS Carmella; Mella wins by count out, Bianca retains the title.
  • 2v1 Handicap: The Miz & Tommaso Ciampa VS AJ Styles; changed to…
  • AJ Styles & Ezekiel VS The Miz & Tommaso Ciampa; Styles & Ezekiel win.
  • Alexa Bliss & Asuka VS Nikki A.S.H. & “Doudrop” Piper Niven; Alexa & Asuka win.
  • Angelo Dawkins w/ Montez Ford VS Jimmy Uso w/ Jey Uso; changed to…
  • Six Man Tag: R-Truth & The Street Profits VS The Usos & Omos w/ MVP; Omos & The Usos win.
  • Bobby Lashley & Matt Riddle VS Seth Rollins & (Austin) Theory; Lashley & Riddle win.

PLAY BY PLAY

BROCK LESNAR is here!

And San Antonio is fired up as he waves his hat and takes a bow. Brock’s pyro is a step behind, but he still goes down to the ring, fist bumping fans on the way. Fans chant Lesnar’s name and he has the mic to say, “Well God bless Texas!” Fans cheer that! Lesnar says with an intro like that, it’d be rude to leave his hat on so he’ll show some manners. He puts his hat up on the post and says that we just saw a little bit ago in a short recap, life is good for Roman Reigns. Since WrestleMania, Roman’s been living high on the hog, flying private jets and eating like a king. But there’s an old saying that came from right here in Texas: “Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered!”

Lesnar tells Roman that he is a hog. And Lesnar slaughters hogs on his farm every single day. “At SummerSlam, the Tribal Hog is gonna get a country ass kicking to the likes he’s never seen.” But ladies and gentlemen, Paul Heyman introduces himself. And he assures us, they on the Island of Relevancy are booing, too. Fans boo Heyman louder and Lesnar says, “Speaking of hogs…” Well that’s not neighborly of you, Texas. Fans chant, “You Suck!” at Heyman now. Heyman says despite our differences, Brock Lesnar doesn’t suck. But ladies and gentlemen- Lesnar says three little piggies went to town. Oink oink oink, is Heyman gonna say something worthwhile?

Heyman asks, “You know what bothers me? We’ve gone from the Most Stupendous WrestleMania of all time to the most BARBARIC SummerSlam of all time, and that plays right into your hands,” Lesnar. The odds-on favorite in a Last Man Standing Match is Brock Lesnar. Why? Because Roman Reigns defined his greatness by athletically beating down, smashing the opposition, pinning them, making them tap out, in athletic competition. But we all defined Lesnar’s legacy by annihilating people and putting them down for good! By breaking their bodies, by conquering streaks and ending careers!

So if Lesnar has to put Roman down for the count of ten, that is what Lesnar is going to do! It doesn’t matter to Lesnar if he puts Roman down for 10, or for 100, or if he just sends Roman to the hospital, or even to the morgue! That’s not a man! That’s a BEAST! A HOG SLAUGHTERER! AN ANNIHILATOR! AN AVENGING BADASS… who wants revenge on Heyman’s Tribal Chief! Heyman gives us his word on something, though. We’re approaching 700 DAYS of Roman as champion. And Lesnar, “this is one streak you will not conquer.” Heyman will have Roman ready for Lesnar at SummerSlam, to put Lesnar down!

If Heyman has to train Roman Reigns to stick his hand up Lesnar’s ASS, and then pull Lesnar’s heart out from that hole, that is what His Tribal Chief is going to do to something like Lesnar! Before Lesnar can respond, (Austin) Theory appears! Theory says SummerSlam is going to be one of the greatest nights in WWE history. Because Theory takes back his WWE US Championship, and then he’ll sit back and watch the “Match of Mass Destruction.” See, after that match, Theory won’t run down to the ring, he’ll walk out, holding up the MITB contract, hand it to the official, cash-in, and then put a foot on either Lesnar’s chest or Roman’s chest, and the announcer will say… “AND NEW, Youngest, Undisputed WWE Universal Champion of the World… THEORY!”

Fans boo and Lesnar shrugs. Why not try it right now? Theory says it doesn’t matter if Lesnar wins or if Roman wins, because the way they’re talking about the outcome, it will be life altering. And Mr. Heyman, Theory says he should listen to Lesnar. Theory has some footage of his own from the Elimination Chamber that shows Lesnar doesn’t give a damn about anyone but himself! He doesn’t care about anyone’s life but his own! Theory is talking about when Lesnar dribbled Theory off Plexiglas to then F5 him to the floor from the top of a pod! Fans cheer that and Lesnar is smiling. Theory tells everyone to shut up!

Theory tells Heyman that what we just saw could end up being Roman Reigns. He could be just a heap of humanity, sitting their motionless. But that footage wasn’t just for Roman. It’s for Lesnar to know that Theory didn’t forget! Well what do we have here? Lesnar comes to down, and all the roaches show up! The Alpha Academy have crept out from the shadows and are flanking the ring. But Lesnar throws off his jacket and welcomes Otis into the ring! Theory says to go get him, and Gable CHOP BLOCKS a leg! Lesnar hobbles and Otis RAMS him into a corner! But Lesnar is standing and smiling! Lesnar CLOBBERS Otis, then OVERHEAD Belly2Belly suplexes Gable!

Lesnar then CLOBBERS Otis out of the ring! The Alpha Academy flounders but Lesnar is after them both! He pulls off the steel steps to RAM Gable, then RAM Otis! And then he RAMS Gable again! And RAMS Otis again! Lesnar tosses the steps into the ring while Heyman is in shock! Lesnar grabs a chair, brings it over and SMACKS Gable! And again! And then Lesnar SMACKS Otis! Lesnar drags Gable up to then OVERHEAD Belly2Belly him again! Otis flounders up to his feet, and Lesnar fireman’s carries him to F5 onto the announce desk!! Fans are losing their minds as Lesnar just wrecked the Wrecking Ball! And then Lesnar fetches his hat.

Will Roman be ready for the most vicious, most brutal, most heinous fight of his life?

 

Rey Mysterio w/ Dominik Mysterio VS Finn Balor w/ Damian Priest!

After the Mysterios made the Prince look like a fool, The Judgement Day attacked backstage to ruin the celebration. But will the King of Lucha get the better of Balor again? Or will Finn have some tricks of his own?

Raw returns as the Judgement Day makes their entrance. They and the Mysterios stare down, and Priest has the mic. “All rise.” Fans boo but Priest says to RISE and show proper respect to The Judgement Day! Priest tells Dominik that what happened last week was justice. For the old guard, for the way things used to be. In two weeks, Madison Square Garden, Mysterio celebrates 20 YEARS in the WWE. But face it, Rey, you’re done. Washed up, over. Rey has nothing left to offer Dominik. All he has is an ugly mask and some old, tired circus tricks that weren’t even his! However, The Judgement Day has something more. A new set of rules! Sounds good, right?

“The future of this business will be decided by The Judgement Day, and you’re welcome to join it, man.” But the fans don’t matter. Join them, step out of Rey’s shadow and blaze your own path! Live your own life and rise with the Judgement Day, or continue to fall alongside Rey. Finn has Priest calm down. But when is Dom going to learn to see things their way? Does Dom think Daddy can protect him? Ooo~, Rey the legend~! But Edge is a legend and we all saw what happened to him! Let’s look! Footage plays of last month when Finn joined to EJECT Edge from the faction. Edge is GONE, no longer coming back, adios!

And why? Because he was a bad leader. And just like Finn said before, Rey is a bad leader AND a bad father! Fans boo but Rey hopes Dom isn’t listening to this. Dom looks between everyone, but then Rey DECKS Finn! Dom and Rey DOUBLE DROPKICK Priest! The father and son double whip Finn, but Priest gets Finn out of there! Will Rey finish this with Finn? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns again and Finn CHOKES Rey on the ropes as this match is underway! The ref counts, Finn lets off but Priest gets a sucker punch in! Finn drags Rey up, whips him but Rey holds ropes to block. Finn kicks low, whips corner to corner, but runs into an elbow! Rey runs, slides under and KICKS Finn to then KICK him again. Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Finn bails out but Rey takes aim to PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Finn! Dom fans his father off and Rey puts Finn in. Rey hurries in but Finn scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Finn CLUBS Rey down and then bends him back!

Rey endures the chinlock stretch but fans rally up. Dom coaches his dad up but Finn drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! Rey gets away to a corner but Finn storms over. Finn stands Rey up to RAM a shoulder into his back! And then Finn brings Rey up for another BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Finn sits Rey up to drive an elbow in, and then clamps on a chinlock! Rey endures, fans rally up, and Rey fights up to throw elbows! Rey is free but Finn knees low! Finn suplexes, and holds on for Uno Amigo! Fans boo as Finn CLUBS Rey down, only needing the one. Finn drags Rey up at the apron, but Rey blocks the buckle bump to BUMP Finn!

Rey goes up the corner, but Finn CHOP BLOCKS a leg! Rey gets stuck in the Tree of Woe, but then falls right out! Rey clutches a leg but Finn gets that very leg to hold in the ropes! The ref counts, Finn lets off, but then grabs the leg again to wrap it back around. Finn stomps the leg and Rey flops to the floor! Dom goes out to check on his dad but Finn goes out to tell Dom to watch. Finn puts Rey in but Rey WRECKS Finn with a dropkick! Rey runs to SLIDING SUNSET BOMB! Finn hits barriers and both men are down as Raw goes to break!

Raw returns again and Finn is up top but Rey fires off haymakers! Rey then climbs up after Finn to SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO! Priest is relieved but Dom fires the fans back up. Finn grabs at Rey’s bad leg but Rey ENZIGURIS! Finn is on the ropes! Rey dials it up, 619! Rey hurries on one good leg to climb up the corner! FROG SPLASH FLOPS as Finn moves! Finn says he’s too smart, but then Rey GHOST PINS! TWO!! Finn escapes and surprises himself! Finn snarls and he hurries after Rey. Rey is on the apron, he shoulders into Finn and throws more haymakers, Rey slingshots but Finn turns it into a gut wrench, ELBOW DROP DDT! Cover, TWO!

Priest and Finn are both frustrated but Finn drags Rey up. Suplex, but Rey slips out! The bad leg jams, and Finn dragon sleepers for the inverted suplex, BLOODY SUNDAY! Finn hurries up top now, COUP DE GRACE!! Cover, Finn wins!

Winner: Finn Balor, by pinfall

Dom gets in to check on his dad, but Finn and Priest stare him down. Finn says this only proves him right. Will Dom side with them and their dark ways? Or will Dom stay beside his father and legacy?

 

Becky Lynch is here!

And Raw is Big Time because she is here to watch the Raw Women’s Championship rematch from Money in the Bank!

Raw returns and Becky stands on the desk with a mic. “I was devastated when I didn’t win MITB after everything I’d been through to get in, and I kinda lost my mind a little bit. But then, I sat with myself and I realized, cashing in say the way Liv did, well that’s like winning the lottery, isn’t it? And I don’t NEED to win the lottery because I work my ass off every week for a paycheck!” So therefore, Becky dragged her broken, bruised body through that No Holds Barred match against Asuka, and that should have automatically made her as #1 Contender! But no~! It’s MELLA! Mella gets her rematch!!

So uh, Becky is going blue in the face saying this, but she should just have been given her rematch on the Monday after WrestleMania, but NO~! No, she is made to jump through hoops and work her way back to the top, and being denied what is rightfully hers! And so tonight… Well, she doesn’t give a damn who wins! Becky DEMANDS a championship match at SummerSlam! Becky slams the mic down and glares at the ring as Bianca Belair makes her entrance.

Raw Women’s Championship: Bianca Belair VS Carmella!

The EST dealt with the (self-proclaimed) Most Beautiful Woman in the WWE already, but if she wants that whooping again, then Bianca is more than happy to give it. Will Mella again miss out on the gold? Or will Mella be money on the road to SummerSlam?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who brings this title to Tennessee!

Mella rushes in, Bianca picks her up and RAMS her into a corner! Bianca RAMS into Mella more, lets off at the ref’s count of 4, then whips corner to corner. Bianca runs in but Mella BOOTS back! Mella throws Bianca down by her hair, then smiles and soaks up the heat. Becky likes that as Mella pie faces the “TackiEST.” Mella runs, but gets run over! Bianca dusts off her hands and then dares Mella to do something. Mella bails out instead so Bianca drags Mella up to SMACK her off the desk! Bianca tells Becky she’s next. Becky talks trash back but Corey Graves tells Becky to focus because Mella will get her. We’ll have to wait and see while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Mella thrashes Bianca around in a chinlock. Bianca endures and fans rally up. Bianca fights up, throws body shots, then shoves Mella way. Mella ducks and tilt-o-whirls, but Bianca blocks that to get a BACKBREAKER! Mella writhes and Becky is annoyed, but Bianca runs in, into a BOOT! Mella goes up to get Bianca with a HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The ref counts, Mella lets off at 4, and she climbs up again to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Mella hurries to Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Bianca is in the corner, Mella DROPKICKS her into buckles! Fans boo but Mella soaks up the heat.

Bianca scowls as she gets up. Mella talks trash, digs her boots in, but the ref counts. Mella lets off at 4, climbs up the corner again, but fans rally for the “E S T! E S T!” Mella leaps, into Bianca’s arms! Bianca slips Mella around into the LongEST Suplex, and SLAM! Becky is annoyed again while both women are down. Fans rally for Bianca and she gets up. Bianca runs in to run Mella over! Bianca bumps Mella off buckles, then more buckles, then more buckles! Bianca stomps Mella, whips her corner to corner, but Mella reverses. Bianca goes up and over and handsprings, then she catches Mella to chicken wings! GLAM- NO, roll through! TWO, Bianca has it now!

TWO but Bianca uses that to go up the corner and say, “Kiss this!” Mella scowls, but Bianca flip sup and over and chicken wings, GlamEST Slam! Becky is beside herself as Bianca runs, but Mella anchors a foot! Bianca kicks her, STANDING MOONSAULT onto knees! FABULOUS KICK! Cover, TWO! Becky looks at Mella with some disappointment and Mella is beside herself. Bianca gets up and Mella aims again, FABU- NO! Bianca gets under the kick to lift Mella up for a BUCKLE BOMB! Then a torture rack! Melal grabs ropes for dear life but she can’t hold on! Mella uses her FEET now! Bianca still gets Mella loose, KISS OF- FACEBUSTER?!? Cover, TWO!!!

Mella is shocked and Becky is surprised, too! Bianca survives the counter and Mella grits her teeth. Mella hears the fans cheering Bianca on and gets mad. Mella fires off fast hands on Bianca in the corner, but lets off at 4. Mella then throws heavy back elbows! Only to get caught into a full nelson! And then spun around for shoulder after shoulder into the corner! Bianca lets off, gets Mella around, and POWER- NO, Mella slips out, so Bianca LARIATS! Bianca CLUBS away on Mella’s back, shoves her and pops her up, SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Mella is still in this but Bianca shakes her head. Bianca runs in but Mella dumps her out!

Mella aims but Bianca trips her up. Mella boots Bianca away, kicks at her, but Bianca trips Mella up! Bianca shoves Mella into the ring, goes up the corner, but Mella scrambles away! Fans boo as Mella wants to chicken out, but Bianca rushes after her! Bianca suplexes, and she holds Mella up. Mella fights out, and CLAWS Bianca’s eyes! But Bianca POSTS Mella in revenge! The ring count is climbing past 5 of 10, Bianca gets Mella in, but Becky rushes over! Bianca is ready, the count is climbing! It’s 10, Bianca loses!!

Winner: Carmella, by count-out; Bianca is still Raw Women’s Champion

Mella celebrates like she won this on her own, but she is forgetting Champion’s Advantage. Becky just wanted to make Bianca lose, but Bianca loses her cool! She SHOVES Mella down, and hits a KISS OF DEATH!! Bianca holds the belt up because she is still the RawEST Women’s Champion! Will she also be the angriEST when she finally gets her hands on Big Time Becks again?

 

The mysterious video plays again.

The lights. The cemetery. The gold medal, the license plate, the armbands.

 

The Miz and Tommaso Ciampa are here!

The Hollywood A-Lister is hosting another episode of MizTV, and tonight’s guest is Miz’s Guardian Psycho! What will they both have to say about AJ Styles after the break?

Raw returns and he welcomes us to the Most Must-See WWE Talk Show, and he formally introduces his guest. This man, since his debut on Raw, has mercilessly attacked multiple superstars, including their opponent in tonight’s 2v1 Handicap Match, AJ Styles. Ladies and gentlemen, get up out of your seats for CIAMPA! Fans boo instead but Ciampa still smiles. Miz welcomes Ciampa to the show, and he has to ask for an explanation as to Ciampa’s actions. Ciampa says it is simple: He wants the eyes of the world on Ciampa, and no one commands attention more than The Miz. That is CORRECT! Who else has a hit reality show directly following Raw tonight? Only The Miz!

Ciampa is talking to the right person. Miz guided a social media icon in Logan Paul and made him into a WWE Superstar. With Miz’s help, Logan beat the great tag team of Rey & Dominik Mysterio at WrestleMania. And that’s what Ciampa wants! He wants WrestleMania! He wants SummerSlam! He wants opportunity! He wants it ALL!! Miz says yes, that is what they all want. And Miz tried to hand Logan Paul that same opportunity. Did Logan thank Miz for that? NO. Logan responded on social media with a video. Logan told Miz and everyone that he is NOT changing his mind about what he said, he is NOT Miz’s tag partner or friend.

Logan said it when he signed the contract, and will say it now: Logan Paul is coming after The Miz at SummerSlam. Understand? Miz tells Logan Paul that he knows what this is. Logan is stirring up controversy! It gets people talking! And no one does it better than them! So this is the last chance. Logan can retract his original statement and join Miz to become Undisputed Tag Team Champions, or… Miz will find someone else. And Miz doesn’t have to look very far. Right, Ciampa? Tonight, they will show the Phenomenal One just how great they are! All the eyes will be on Ciampa & Miz! But speaking of, here comes AJ Styles!

Styles has a mic to say, “Enough, enough, enough. Miz, do us all a favor and shut your mouth! No one cares what you have to say, especially me.” Every time Styles’ back is turned, he gets attacked by either Ciampa or Miz, and that’s a fact. Miz, this sounds like you got someone to do your dirty work. And that’ snot brave, powerful or anything like that. That sounds like the actions of a man who- DON’T YOU DARE! Miz won’t have it, but the fans are already chanting, “TINY BALLS! TINY BALLS!” Ciampa tells them to stop that, but that only makes them chant it more. Miz keeps telling Styles to stop, but Styles says he was just going to say it sounds like the actions of a coward.

Oh… Is that all he was going to say? But also one with tiny, tiny balls. Miz and Ciampa are furious, but then Styles gets in and starts swinging one of the chairs! Miz and Ciampa bail out, Styles CHUCKS the chairs at them! And wait, maybe Styles won’t be alone in this! EZEKIEL heads out to the ring! “I am very sorry to interrupt, but AJ, I realized something. In all my time here on Monday Night Raw, I haven’t had a chance to introduce myself. I’m Ezekiel. I’m Elias’ younger brother. And Elias used to talk about how truly phenomenal you really are, inside the ring and outside. And the matches you guys had, well, they were in a word, phenomenal.”

Zeke says another thing Elias told him, almost obsessively, was that Miz has tiny balls. Miz is speechless that Zeke is getting on the trolling, too. But Zeke went ahead and talked to Adam Pearce, and they agreed that this would be more #ZekedUp if this was a tag match! Styles & Zeke VS Ciampa & Miz! If Styles will have him, that is. Miz protests but Styles shakes Zeke’s hand! Will Ciampa & Miz grow a pair to take on a pair of opponents?

AJ Styles & Ezekiel VS The Miz & Tommaso Ciampa!

Raw returns and Zeke ties up with Ciampa, but Ciampa knees low! Ciampa wrenches, wristlocks, but Zeke wrenches and headlocks. Ciampa powers up and out but Zeke runs him over. Things speed up, Ciampa hip tosses but Zeke gest a headlock takeover! Fans rally and Zeke grinds Ciampa down. Ciampa fights up, powers Zeke to a corner, but the ref counts. Ciampa lets off at 4 to kick and ROCK Zeke! Ciampa CHOPS Zeke, wrenches and whips him corner to corner, but Zeke goes up to MULE KICK! Ciampa staggers, Zeke runs in to CHOP! And throw body shots and CLUB Ciampa on the back. Zeke ROCKS Ciampa, whips him to ropes, but Ciampa holds ropes.

Ciampa BOOTS Zeke, tags Miz, and Miz runs, into a hip toss! Zeke drags Miz over, tags Styles in, and Styles CLUBS the arm. Styles ROCKS and CHOPS Miz, then whips him to ropes. Miz KICKS Styles, but Styles DROPKICKS Miz! Styles drags Miz up, bumps him off buckles, and then bumps him off more buckles. Fans rally for Styles as he RAMS into Miz at the corner, then Styles tags Zeke. Zeke stomps Miz, brings him around to a headlock, but Miz pulls hair to put Zeke in the corner. Ciampa tags in and they mug Zeke. Ciampa ROCKS Zeke, whips him to ropes but Zeke reverses. Ciampa dodges but Zeke FLAPJACKS him!

Ciampa gets up but swings into a scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM! Zeke runs in at the corner, but Ciampa elbows Zeke away! The ref checks on Ciampa but Miz DECKS Zeke with a cheap shot! Styles protests, but Ciampa runs to KNEE Zeke down to the floor! Ciampa goes out after Zeke to RAM him into barriers. Ciampa sits on the apron, and both he and Miz applaud. Ciampa pats himself on the back before he fetches Zeke into the ring. Ciampa drags Zeke up to throw hands but Zeke throws body shots. Ciampa TOSSES Zeke out hard, then tags Miz. Miz stomps Zeke, drags him up and SMACKS him off the announce desk!

Miz shouts that he has HUGE BALLS, and he struts around, while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Miz keeps Zeke from Styles with a knee, then the A-LIST COMBINATION! Cover, TWO! Miz keeps on Zeke by pulling hair, and then dragging him to the corner. Tag to Ciampa, they double whip and double elbow Zeke down! Miz flexes, Ciampa taunts Styles, then Ciampa STOMPS Zeke in the head! Ciampa clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Zeke down! It’s almost a Bully Choke and Zeke is turning red! Fans rally, Zeke fights up, and Zeke gets to his feet to arm-drag free! Zeke hurries but Ciampa rolls him away from Styles, TWO! Zeke JUMP KNEES Ciampa down! Fans fire up while both men are down!

Miz shouts to Ciampa, Styles rallies the fans for Zeke, hot tags to Miz and Styles! Miz puts on the brakes but Styles rallies on him! PHENOMENAL BLITZ! Styles then runs to SLIDING FOREARM! Fans fire up and Styles runs in at Miz to clothesline in the corner! Pump handle scoop to a GUTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Miz survives but Styles keeps his focus. Styles drags Miz up to fireman’s carry but Miz fights free. Miz waistlocks, Styles switches, O’Conner Roll, TWO! Styles DECKS Ciampa, but Miz kicks a leg out! BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Styles survives and Miz is surprised. Miz grits his teeth and fans rally up.

Miz waits on Styles to get up, he full nelsons, but Styles fights free to USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Ciampa breaks it! Zeke TOSSES Ciampa out! Zeke goes out to then SMACK Ciampa off the desk! Miz WRECKS Zeke! But Styles catches Miz for a roll, into the CALF CRUSHER!! Miz endures, Ciampa mugs Styles! The ref reprimands, Ciampa won’t let off, the ref rings the bell!

Winners: AJ Styles & Ezekiel, by disqualification

Ciampa lets off Styles, goes to Miz’s side, but Styles PLANCHAS! Miz gets away and Ciampa takes the hit! Miz runs away, the actions of a coward! Styles says he has Miz’s number, will Logan Paul not be the only one gunning for the A-Lister this Summer?

 

Matt Riddle scooters over to Bobby Lashley.

Riddle says hey to Bobby, and hi to “Travito,” the US Championship belt. Good to see Travito found a good home. But bro, Riddle can’t wait to get his hands on Seth Rollins to hit a sweet RKBRO. Oh wait, he just said his plan. Now it won’t be outta nowhere! Lashley says he can’t wait to get his hands on Theory. That punk’s been running his mouth since winning the MITB contract, but his mouth is writing checks his body can’t cash. Tonight, they’ll make both those guys pay. And don’t even sweat it, Lashley, you’ll totally retain at SummerSlam.

But since there’s time before the match, maybe they can watch Stranger Things together. Riddle gets really scared, but if Lashley’s there, maybe he won’t be. Lashley says sorry, but he already watched the new episode. But he’ll finish warming up and see Riddle out there. Riddle says cool. And remember the Alamo! Will the #BROMighty crush the Visionary and Golden Boy?

 

Alexa Bliss & Asuka VS Nikki A.S.H. & “Doudrop” Piper Niven!

The Five Foot Fury teams with the Empress of Tomorrow to take on the Almost SuperHero and her powerful tag partner. Will we see a new alliance forged here tonight? Or will Alexa and Asuka stay solo acts after this?

Raw returns as Asuka makes her entrance. Then Nikki makes her entrance, followed by Piper’s. The teams sort out, Asuka and Nikki start and they tie right up. Nikki throws Asuka down by her hair, then strikes her pose. Piper tells Nikki to stay serious, and Nikki rams shoulders. Asuka stays up and talks trash, so Nikki runs again. Asuka follows and then runs Nikki over! Asuka fires up and drags Nikki up to bump off buckles. Tag to Alexa, Alexa rolls Nikki up, ONE! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Ghost Pin, TWO! Nikki RAMS Alexa with a shoulder then throws Alexa down by her hair. Nikki runs, Piper tags in, Alexa SLAPS Nikki and KNEES her down!

Alexa sets up, INSULT2- Piper CLOBBERS her! Piper grins as she drags Alexa up and CLUBS her down. Piper has Alexa in a corner, ROCKS her with a forearm, then brings her around to scoop. Nikki tags in and Piper SLAMS Alexa, for Nikki to BASEMENT BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nikki stays on Alexa, whips her to a corner, then runs in to SPLASH! Nikki snapmares Alexa, and clamps on with a half nelson chinbar! Alexa endures as Nikki thrashes her around! Alexa endures, Nikki leans on the hold, but Alexa fights up. Nikki whips Alexa to a corner, runs in but only gets buckles! DOUBLE LARIATS collide and both women are down!

Fans fire up, both women crawl, hot tags to Piper and Asuka! Asuka dodges Piper to KICK and KICK! Piper blocks but Asuka ducks the haymaker! Asuka throws a BACKHAND, BACKHAND, SOBAT, and BACKHAND to a CODE BREAKER! Piper staggers, fans fire up with Asuka and she whips. Piper blocks and reverses but Asuka goes up to missile dropkick! Piper gets away, tags Nikki and she leaps, into a KNEE! Asuka was ready, and she KICKS away on Nikki! Asuka runs and HIP ATTACKS Piper down, to then SLIDING KICK Nikki! Cover, TWO! Nikki is still in this but Asuka snapmares and tags in Alexa.

Asuka and Alexa run, but Piper trips Asuka up! Alexa dropkicks Nikki while Asuka avoids the senton! Nikki rolls Alexa, TWO! Alexa kicks, reels Nikki in, DDT!! Cover, Alexa and Asuka win!

Winners: Alexa Bliss & Asuka, by pinfall

Alexa gives her former friend a handshake then celebrates with Asuka. But will either of these winners be waiting on the other side of SummerSlam for a Raw Women’s Championship match?

 

Angelo Dawkins w/ Montez Ford VS Jimmy Uso w/ Jey Uso!

The Street Profits want to set the record straight on their loss at Money in the Bank, but that means making it to Nashville! Will the #CurseofGreatness get Takeback Season Part 2 started? Or will Jimmy prove why he and Jey are the ones?

Raw returns and the Usos have the mics. Jey is fired up and he says, “The Bloodline is now in your city! And once again, we out here saying what we was goin’ do, again. Sounding like a broken record.” Jimmy says, “Blue brand?” Jey says, “Got that!” “Red brand?” “Got that, too!” Jimmy says The Bloodline’s running RawDown, and they can show up whenever they want to! Because they’re STILL the WWE Undisputed Tag Team Champions~! Jey says ever since MITB, the Profits over here whining, boohoo, crying, wah wah. Well, Jimmy would be crying too if he lost to the Usos!

But it doesn’t matter who the guest ref is, as long as he can count to three, the SummerSlam is where the Usos get another one! Because the Profits are the twos, and #WeThe- The Profits interrupt the catchphrase with their entrance! The Profits make it rain Solo cups, and they have mics of their own. “San Antonio~! Why look who it is! It’s the U~SOS~!” Why didn’t they tell the Profits they’re scared? The Usos hit them with everything they had and Ford’s shoulder was still up! But make no mistakes, Uce. They’ll get in your face so you know they’re serious. At SummerSlam, the Profits are taking those titles! And you know why. The Profits are up, and #WeWantTheSmoke!

But wait! R-Truth is making his way out here? He wants everyone to hold on! San Antonio, what’s up? But Profits, Usos, it doesn’t have to be like this. Just everyone calm down. They’re in San Antonio, Texas, the City of Brotherly Love. Uh, no… But Truth says we all know his many certifications: Divorce Attorney; Marriage Counselor; and he’s even able to fly a Top Gun airplane. But his best certification is that he is a bonafide, certified, Tag Team Counselor! Let’s all just get along and let Truth counsel. Wow, he’s got a lot of jobs. But Truth, you’ve been around the Usos’ family a long time. You need to get up out the ring so they can handle business.

Unless that is, Truth has a damn referee shirt. Well, hold on, okay, let’s get the elephant out of the room. Truth IS a certified WWE referee. Oh. Well, okay. He DOES have a referee shirt on! So then, Truth will audition for SummerSlam! Watch this count! ONE! TWO! THREE!! You’re outta there! Holding! Charge! Maybe someone gets thrown out and Truth will count. ONE…! TWO…! THREE…! He ain’t in yet! FOUR…! FIVE…! Do something! SIX…! SEVEN…! Jimmy tells Truth to take that damn shirt off! Fans boo but Jimmy tells Truth to take his clown ass to the back where it belongs! Fans boo more and Truth says he’s a clown ass, is he?

Y’all wanna fight the clown ass? San Antonio, you wanna see this clown ass fight an Uso? Then hold the mic. Dawkins has him, and Truth does his best to take the ref shirt off. Ford helps out, and Truth is ready to go. Truth will take BOTH Usos. Whoa…! But, with his partners. Then it’s even, 3v2! Wait, hold on. Here comes OMOS and MVP! MVP says, “Gentlemen, pardon the intrusion, but I was standing with the Nigerian Giant at the monitor, watching Truth make an absolute fool of himself, and I was struck with an idea. Why not allow the Nigerian Giant to be the special guest referee? That would be one huge spectacle, pun very much intended.”

Truth asks San Antonio if that giant can even count. Well neither can Truth! But Omos had an even better idea. Let’s be part of this match tonight! It’s a great opportunity to offer the services of the 7’3″, 400 pound giant to the Bloodline! Then we can even up the odds. What do the Usos say? The Usos are ready for that. What does Dawkins say? He’s down for a fight. And Truth? Well… Remember the Alamo! They go after the Usos and Omos! Omos DECKS Truth, drags the Profits off the Usos, then feed them to DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Omos BOOTS Truth back down, and fans boo as Omos looms over Truth. Is this Six Man still going to happen? Or has the damage been done?

 

Six Man Tag: R-Truth & The Street Profits VS The Usos & Omos w/ MVP!

Raw returns and yes, this match is happening! The Nigerian Giant starts against Dawkins and Dawkins fires off! Omos shoves Dawkins to ropes then runs him over! MVP says to give him more, but Omos tags in Jey and Jey stands Dawkins up. Dawkins ROCKS Jey, fires off fast hands, then tags Ford. The Profits double whip Jey, then dropkick Jey down! Dawkins gives Ford the boost, BACK SUPLEX SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Ford clamps onto Jey, wrenches, and tags in Truth! Fans fire up and Truth breaks it down to ROCK Jey! Truth fires hands, brings Jey around, but Jey powers him to the corner! Jimmy tags in to mug Truth!

Jimmy tags Omos and they mug Truth with a CHOP! Omos tags Jimmy back in, he drags Truth from the Profits and stomps Truth’s hand. MVP talks trash, Jimmy shows off his dance moves then DECKS Truth! Cover, ONE! Jimmy is annoyed but he taunts Truth. Jimmy drags Truth up, waistlocks and puts him in the corner. Truth counter punches Jimmy! And he hits Jey! And Omos! Jimmy kicks low to then HEADBUTT Truth down! Truth flounders but Jimmy stays between Truth and the Profits. Jimmy stomps Truth to the corner, tags Jey, then Jey tags Omos. The Usos double  back suplex, but Truth slips off! The Profits get in to DOUBLE DROPKICK the Usos!

Omos isn’t sure what to do and Truth dropkicks him! Omos stays up, so the Profits help out, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Omos drops off the apron but lands on his feet! The Profits aim to DOUBLE PLANCHA the Usos! Truth fires up, and he aims at Omos! PLANCHA, but Omos catches him! Omos pops Truth up to SNAKE EYES off the apron! And then CLOBBER him! Omos roars as the only man standing and MVP says that’s what happens! “Who’s the giant?” “I’M the giant!” Omos roars again as Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Jey and Omos mug Truth. Omos looms over Truth, stands on Truth’s leg, and Truth shouts in pain! Omos drags Truth up and he CLUBS Truth right down! Then Omos sucker punches Dawkins! MVP taunts Dawkins for taking his eye off the ball, and Omos drags Truth back up. Omos whips Truth hard into the Uso corner! Truth bounces off buckles, Omos looms over him and roars again. MVP says that right there is greatness! Omos CHOKES Truth on the ropes, then lets off. Omos tags Jey, and Jimmy tells the fans, “No, YOU suck!” Omos sets Truth up for Jey to MULE KICK!

Jimmy talks trash on Truth and Jey drags Truth up. Jey swings but Truth does the splits to dodge! Then he CALF KICKS Jey down! Fans fire up, Truth and Jey crawl, hot tags to Jimmy and Ford! Ford dodges Jimmy to GAMANGIRI! Then he goes up to CROSSBODY! Ford gets up to SMACK Omos, then he whips Jimmy. Jimmy reverses, follows, but Ford stops to LARIAT him down! Ford swings, but Jimmy ducks to back suplex. Ford lands on his feet to kick, KICK and ENZIGURI! Then BLOCKBUSTER! Ford kips up and roars to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Jimmy bails out but Ford builds speed.

Ford stops when Omos stands in his way, but Dawkins trips Omos up! Ford GAMANGIRIS Omos, but Omos grabs Dawkins! Ford saves Dawkins from Omos and they POST Omos together! But Jimmy drags Ford up the apron! Ford GAMANGIRIS Jimmy, then hurries to tag Dawkins! Ford Electric Chair Lifts Jimmy and Dawkins climbs, DOOMSDAY DEVICE!! Cover, Jey breaks it in time! Ford gets in but Jey gets him for a POP-UP NECKBREAKER! Truth gets in, he gets Jey for a SPIN-OUT BOMB! Truth puts up the hand and fans fire up for “You Can’t See Me!” But Omos drags Truth out! And RAMS Truth into steel steps!

Dawkins has Jimmy, blocks a kick but not the DRAGON WHIP! Jimmy looks around but Dawkins CYCLONE SPLASHES and ENZIGURIS! Omos tags in before the ANOINTING! MOUNTAINTOP SLAM!! Cover, Omos and Usos win!

Winners: Omos & The Usos, by pinfall

MVP says there it is! That power is why the Nigerian Giant should be feared! But will he still be passed over for the role of referee at SummerSlam?

 

Backstage interview with Seth Rollins.

The Visionary is laughing as he walks in and Kevin Patrick says after Rollins beat Ezekiel, he wanted more, until Matt Riddle appeared outta nowhere with an RKO. How does Rollins feel about that? “I feel great! HAHAHA! Because it’s Monday night, and it’s the main event, and that means it’s MY time, baby.” But Rollins is hearing a lot of conversation about the identity of Ezekiel. But guess what, Mike, Rollins doesn’t care! Rollins doesn’t care if it’s Ezekiel, Elias, Elmo, Elrod or El Gigante! If you get in Rollins’ way, he will put you down. But there is one person whose identity Rollins is very curious about.

“Who in the HELL does Riddle think he is?! No, really? Who? Who is Riddle? Is he some ultra-talented savant that’s thinking on a higher plane than everybody else? Or, is he just some idiot bro that Randy Orton felt sorry for? HAHAHAHA~! I’ll tell you who he isn’t: He isn’t a person who can ride the coattails of Randy~ anymore. He isn’t a person who can hide behind his Big Bro, Randy, anymore And he isn’t someone who can use the good name of Seth Freakin’ Rollins to chase the clout. You know what they say about playing with fire? Sooner or later, you’re gonna get burned. HAHAHA! Ask Cody Rhodes!”

Rollins keeps laughing but then Theory walks in. Theory apologizes for the interruption, but was just wondering if Rollins had any advice on being Mr. MITB. Rollins had the greatest cash-in of all time, how’d he do it? Rollins laughs, and says Theory has come to the right man. Walk with him, talk with him! Will the Architect share his plans with the Youngest Mr. MITB in history? And will these two be able to overcome the #BROMighty duo they’ll be up against?

 

A new mysterious video plays.

There is an hourglass and a silhouette. An RKO shirt, a John Cena hat, and now writing on the wall. Someone is making their way back, but when and where will we see who this is?

 

Logan Paul speaks.

“Miz, you’re delusional! I don’t want anything to do with you! I don’t want to be your partner. You and I are done! I want you one-on-one at SummerSlam. And just to make sure you’re understanding all of this perfectly, I’ll be coming to Monday Night Raw next week so you can really read my lips.” And when they see each other face-to-face, it’ll be AWESOME!

 

Bobby Lashley & Matt Riddle VS Seth Rollins & (Austin) Theory!

Speaking of SummerSlam, The Rocky Mountain Machine is going to defend his US Championship gold against Vince McMahon’s Golden Boy, and the Stallion just wants to kick the Visionary’s ass! Will they get to whet their appetites here tonight? Or will Rollins & Theory #BurnItDown together?

Raw returns and Rollins makes his entrance, followed by Theory’s. The teams sort out and Riddle starts against Theory. They tie up, Theory kicks low and throws haymakers. Theory stomps Riddle into a corner, rains down fists, but lets off as the ref counts. Theory snarls and brings Riddle up to ROCK him with another punch. Theory tags Rollins, they mug Riddle, and Rollins CLUBS Riddle to then DECK him! Rollins drops a knee, drags Riddle up, then tags Theory in. They mug Riddle again, body shot after body shot, then Theory flexes on Lashley. The ref has Theory stay back, and Theory whips Riddle corner to corner

Riddle goes up and over, KICKS Theory again and again in the corner, then fires up with the fans. Riddle gut wrenches Theory to suplex him! Riddle stares Rollins down, runs in at Theory and forearm smashes! Tag to Lashley and he runs side to side to RAM into Theory! Fans fire up and Lashley runs in at Theory again, but Theory BOOTS him! Theory runs, Rollins tag sin, but Lashley catches both of them! COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! Cover, TWO! Tag to Riddle and he gets a boost for the ASSISTED FLOATING BRO! Cover, ONE! Rollins crawls but Riddle drags him back and tags in Lashley. They mug Rollins, then Lashley bumps Rollins off buckles.

Lashley RAMS into Rollins again and again, then says he’s taking Rollins up. STALLING Suplex! Rollins fights free, ducks and dumps Lashley out of the ring, then builds speed to DIVW! Lashley catches Rollins to a fireman’s carry! Riddle sees Theory coming and PENALTY KICKS him! Lashley then POSTS Rollins! Fans fire up with Lashley and Riddle, but Dolph Ziggler is heading out here? In a suit, too! What is the Show Off doing showing up this late into the show? Guess we’ll see, after the break.

Raw returns once again and Riddle fights his way out of the enemy corner! Riddle ROCKS Rollins, elbows Theory, then fires off on Theory more! Theory falls, Rollins runs in but into an elbow! Riddle goes up but Theory trips him! Ziggler is watching up close as Rollins goes up and gets Riddle for an INVERTED SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Riddle survives but Rollins covers again, TWO! Rollins argues with the ref but the count is fair! Rollins stomps Riddle’s hand to keep him from reaching to Lashley, then he stomps one of Riddle’s feet. Rollins BOOTS Riddle down, then looms over him. Rollins slaps Riddle around, and taunts him about Randy being gone.

Riddle CHOPS Rollins! And CHOPS, and ROCKS and fires off palm strikes! Riddle runs, but into a SLEEPER HOLD! Rollins drags Riddle down, facelocks, but Riddle endures. Fans rally, Riddle fights up, and he powers his way towards his corner! Rollins wrenches and suplexes to GOURD BUSTER! Rollins has the facelock again and it’s almost a grovit! Ziggler seems intrigued as Riddle fights up. Riddle reaches out, powers his way forward again, but Rollins suplexes again! Riddle lands on his feet this time! And he spins Rollins to a PELE! Theory tags in and he slingshot somersaults, but into a BODY SCISSORS! SLEEPER HOLD!!

Theory flails and gets to his feet, but Riddle has the BROMISSION! Theory BACKPACK SENTONS! Both men are down and fans fire up! They both crawl, Theory and Riddle hot tag Rollins and Lashley! Lashley POUNCES Rollins, CLOBBERS him, then scoops and SLAMS him! Lashley DECKS Theory for good measure before he RAMS into Rollins! NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up and Lashley reels Rollins in, gut wrench to the- NO, Rollins slips out and ENZIGURIS! Rollins runs in to forearm smash at the corner, but Lashley reverses the whip! Rollins goes up, but gets caught! POWERSLAM! Cover, Theory breaks it!

Lashley gets Theory’s leg! Theory ROCKS Lashley, runs, but into a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Rollins aims, ROLLING ELBOW! Then a turn and DREAM SMASHER ELBOW! Lashley is down and Rollins climbs up! FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Rollins is beside himself and Ziggler seems really intrigued now. Fans fire up as Lashley crawls, but Rollins anchors a foot! Hot tags to Theory and Riddle! Riddle rallies on Theory, dodges and POWERSLAMS! Riddle puts Theory in ropes, for a DRAPING DDT! Fans are thunderous as Riddle hears the voices, bro! Theory stands, but Rollins helps him bail out!

Fans boo as Theory and Rollins taunt Riddle, but Lashley SPEARS Rollins through the barriers!! Theory is shocked, and Riddle drags him up! Theory HOTSHOTS Riddle, gets Riddle up, but Riddle slips off! RK- NO, Theory shoves, rolls up, feet on the ropes and Ziggler shoves them off?!? Ziggler is here to keep things fair! And RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!! Cover, Riddle & Lashley win!!

Winners: Bobby Lashley & Matt Riddle, by pinfall

Seems Ziggler was a bro in disguise! Riddle and Lashley win thanks to Ziggler stopping the cheat from Theory! And then Ziggler SUPERKICKS Theory down!! He’s here to show the world something, but just what is his beef with the Golden Boy?


My Thoughts:

This was a pretty good episode of Raw, but much of it just felt slapped together. Advertising one match but then changing it, that always feels so strange to me. I remember them saying we’d get Theory VS Riddle and Lashley VS anyone in a US Championship Open Challenge, but that got changed into the main event we got instead. Granted, that was a very good tag match, and what a great surprise for Ziggler to not only show up, but to apparently be Face against Theory. Ziggler has had stories in the past where he was bitter against those getting opportunities, but I don’t know if this will be that. It’d make sense since Theory has been getting help from Vince, but I don’t know why this is happening now when we’re still on the road to SummerSlam, Theory VS Lashley and possible against the Universal Champion.

Lesnar’s opening segment was good, even if they didn’t really give us enough of Roman’s promo from SmackDown. Heyman of course had a good promo, and even Theory had a good one showing us the Elimination Chamber stuff. Lesnar destroying Alpha Academy was wild, but that’s probably the extent of it. I don’t see Gable and Otis wanting to do that again, kayfabe or otherwise.

Dawkins VS Jimmy Uso turning into the Six Man Tag was another interesting move, but I did like Truth’s bit in the promo, and if anyone is going to kiss up to The Bloodline on Raw, it is MVP and Omos. The Six Man was also a really good match, though, and Omos taking out Dawkins does preserve the math between Profits and Usos, but I was expecting Truth to take that loss. I do suppose Omos and Truth can have a short feud but it won’t change that Sami Zayn could be and should be the special guest referee. It is a refreshing thing to see Truth in a non 24/7 Championship related thing, but this probably won’t last, either.

As fun as making fun of The Miz’s nuts continues to be, I honestly don’t know why Styles isn’t feuding with Judgement Day like the Mysterios are. Shouldn’t Styles be more upset that Finn ditched him? Granted, Styles and Zeke had a great match against Miz and Ciampa, and it was a good win for Styles and Zeke, and a feud of any kind allows Miz to show up, communicate with Logan Paul through promos, and then lose because he stuck his foot in his mouth. But why couldn’t this feud have just been Zeke and Miz? Or more with Mustafa Ali and Miz?

As for Judgement Day, I suppose still pursuing Dom is fine, and Finn got a good win over Rey, but I can’t be sure which way this goes. I almost thought Dom was going to turn here, maybe that happens at SummerSlam. Hell, if Judgement Day gets a match at SummerSlam, is that when Edge returns? Because yeah, those vignettes are pointing to Edge even more obviously than before. Again, Styles should’ve been feuding with Judgement Day, even if it’d be weird for him and Edge to suddenly be on the same side of the feud. But in the feud we’re getting, if Dom joins up just as Edge is coming back, is Dom going to take the losses for the faction so Edge can build back up?

Of course Becky comes out to watch Bianca VS Mella, and she had a good promo to let us know if it wasn’t obvious that she’s getting that SummerSlam match. Bianca VS Mella for the title seemed like a throwaway thing, but given Becky made Bianca lose via count-out, there’s more heat for their match, but also I feel like they’re trying to shoehorn Mella in so she can take the loss to whoever. That doesn’t fell all that good to me, because there’s nothing saying Becky can’t continue to fight her way back, or that Bianca can’t fight her way back either. At the same time, Alexa and Asuka got a win in a good match with Piper & Nikki, so there’s half a chance either one of them is going to challenge next. I’m thinking more Alexa since she got back and we need to see more of this newest persona.

My Score: 8.2/10

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AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/1/25)

There’s a Collision in Oakland!

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Will TNT be Undisputed?

After pinning him on Wednesday, Adam Cole now challenge Daniel Garcia for the AEW TNT Championship, a week before Revolution!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTR VS Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong; Kyle & Roddy win.
  • Wheeler Yuta VS Willie Mack; Yuta wins.
  • Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Clark Connors; Swerve wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Shane Taylor Promotions VS Nick Ruiz, Vinnie Massaro & Dave Dutra; STP wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole; No Contest, Garcia retains the title.
  • Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata; Aminata wins.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith; Hobbs & Bandido win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Daniel Garcia & FTR speak.

The TNT Champion tells Adam Cole, “I see the way that you look at me every time we get into that ring. And that look can only mean one of two things: Either you got a crush on ol’ DG, or you want a shot at this belt. So if a shot at the title is what you want, let’s get it.” Dax Harwood says, “The AEW Tag Division has been lost without FTR. But tonight, we’re back.” Cash Wheeler tells Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong, “For the first time in almost 7 years, we step into that ring, and it happens right now.” #TopGuysOut.

 

The Undisputed Kingdom speaks.

Kyle says, “At one point in time, me and Roderick Strong were the best tag team in the world. Now it’s been six long years since we’ve teamed up and nothing has changed. Well, except we’ve got more experience and more to prove.” Roddy shouts, “F T R~! tonight, it’s Top Guys down.” Adam tells Garcia, “I’ve got all the respect in the world for you. But I don’t want to win the TNT Championship, I need to win the TNT Championship. I’ve never held singles gold here in AEW, and tonight, that changes, because that is Undisputed.”

 

Julia Hart speaks.

The Princess of the Black Throne tells Queen Aminata, “I heard you want a round two. Let’s hope you don’t regret it. Because the Hart always wins.” But then Kazuchika Okada accidentally steps in. He apologizes to Julia and Brody, saying, “I’m so sorry.” Brody barks at Okada, then he and Julia leave. Okada shines up the Continental Championship belt so he can look at himself. Will the Rainmaker have to deal with the King of Death soon enough?

 

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido speak.

The hometown hero wears a Golden State Warriors jersey as The Most Wanted tells him tonight, they’re in Hobbs’ hometown, amigo! Hobbs says he and Bandido will “handle town bidness.” Hobbs & Bandido are set to take on Big Bill & Bryan Keith, will the Learning Tree’s Branches finally be cut down?

 

FTR VS Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong!

As we heard both sides say, it’s been a minute since these two teams faced off. This may not be the Black ‘n’ Gold, but will one of these teams head for tag gold in the near future?

The teams sort out and Roddy starts against Cash. They go around, Cash waistlocks, and they go around some more as Roddy works on the escape. Roddy wrenches free, wristlocks, but Cash rolls. Cash wrenches and wristlocks back, but Roddy slips through and goes for a leg. Roddy trips Cash, covers, ONE, and Cash wrenches right back. Cash  hammerlocks, headlocks, then hits the takeover. Roddy headscissors, Cash kips free, and the two stand off. The fans cheer that and the two reset. Roddy and Cash tie up, go around, and Roddy headlocks. Roddy hits the takeover, but Cash keeps his shoulders up.

Cash fights up, powers out, but Roddy runs him over! Things speed up, Roddy runs Cash over again! Roddy keeps moving, but Cash HIP TOSSES him down! The fans fire up while Roddy scrambles away. Roddy tags Kyle and Kyle circles with Cash. The fans duel, “UNDISPUTED!” “F T R!” Cash goes for an arm, wrenches then tags in Dax. Dax takes the handoff to wrench and wristlock. Kyle puts Dax in a corner, the ref calls the break, and Kyle lets go, to then KCIK! SO Dax CHOPS! The fans fire up while both men reset. They tie up, Dax headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Dax runs Kyle over, things speed up, and Kyle hits a kitchen sink knee!

Kyle wrenches, cravats, and he fires knees into Dax. Tag to Roddy, they KICK and CHOP away on Dax! Dax CHOPS and DECKS them in return! Dax CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then whips. Cash tags in to SHOULDER TACKLE Roddy! Dax atomic drops Kyle and Cash DROPKICKS him! Undisputed Kingdom bails out while Oakland fires up! Cash WRECKS Roddy with a dropkick, then gets him for a TORNADO- NO! Roddy throws Cash away, and Kyle adds a FLYING KNEE! The fans fire up again, and Roddy gives Cash a BARRIER BACKBREAKER! Kyle mocks the pain while Roddy drags Cash into the ring. Roddy covers, ONE!!

Roddy stomps Cash around, facelocks to keep him from Dax, then tags Kyle. We get more KICKS and CHOPS, then Kyle fires KNEE after KNEE into Cash. Kyle clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Dax coaches Cash, the fans rally up, but Kyle fires knees into Cash. Kyle whips, Cash slips under, hot tag to Dax! Dax JABS, JABS, JABS then DECKS Kyle! And DECKS him! And DECKS Roddy, too! Dax snap suplexes Kyle, then he snap suplexes Roddy onto Kyle! Dax brings Kyle up to whip, but Kyle reverses. Dax snatches Kyle to a cradle, TWO! Dax has Kyle in a corner to CHOP and JAB on repeat!

Roddy CLUBS Dax, whips, but Dax reverses to short arm LARIAT! Dax whips Kyle, Kyle reverse, but Dax reverses back! Kyle avoids the lariat to KICK a leg! Kyle then grabs that leg, but Dax counters with a PILEDRIVER! Cover, FTR- NO, wait! Dax notices Kyle’s foot is on the ropes! He stops the ref from calling FTR the winners, and even Cash agrees. If they’re to beat Kyle & Roddy, it has to be undisputed. Kyle wakes up, and he even clings to the ropes, thinking the match is still going. Dax & Cash talk with the ref, the ref still wants to declare this over, but FTR refuses! They want the match to continue! Are they sure? Yes, they are!

The ref tells the ring announcer that this match is going to restart! The fans cheer, the bell rings, and Dax POSTS Kyle! Dax then gives Kyle a moment to get up before he goes for the buckle. But Kyle blocks that to buckle bump Dax! Cash tags in, he CLUBS Kyle, and then drags him in through the ropes. Kyle rains down forearms, then he CHOPS! Kyle sputters, Cash UPPERCUTS him! Kyle dangles from the ropes, Cash stands him up, and he CHOPS again! The ref keeps Roddy back, Dax brings Kyle up just to LARIAT him into the ring! Cash covers, TWO!! Kyle survives, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Cash drags Kyle up, CLUBS him on the neck, then brings him around. Cash snapmares Kyle and runs, BASEMENT UPPERCUT! Cash paces around Kyle, drags him up, and tags Dax. They whip to drop toehold and ELBOW DROP! Kyle writhes, Dax drops KNEE after KNEE on him! Dax paces, then he brings Kyle up. Dax puts Kyle in the ropes again, to ROCK, KICK, and repeat! Kyle flops around, Dax brings him out, and then SLINGSHOT SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Dax is annoyed but he tags in Cash. Dax bumps Kyle off Cash’s BOOTS, and Kyle falls back. Cash looms over Kyle, but Kyle fires body shots.

Cash whips, but Kyle reverses, and Cash is sent into Dax’s BOOT! Kyle crawls, but Dax tags in and ENZIGIRIS him down! Dax drags Kyle up, clamps on a chinlock, and he squeezes tight. Kyle endures as Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally, Kyle fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Dax falls, hot tag back to Cash! Cash intercepts Kyle and then taunts Roddy. But Kyle dodges Cash, Cash crashes into the buckles! Kyle crawls, the fans fire up, but Dax tags back in! Dax intercepts Kyle, PILE- NO, Kyle fights it, slips under, hot tag to Roddy! Roddy rallies on FTR, then BACKBRAEKER for Cash! Roddy dodges Dax to DROPKICK!

Oakland fires up with Roddy and he KNEES Dax against ropes! Then he goes side to side for a forearm SMASH, then atomic FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Dax toughs it out but Roddy drags him back up. Roddy clinches, Dax fights it, “This is Awesome!” as Dax CLUBS free. Dax CHOPS Roddy, Roddy ROCKS Dax, repeat! Roddy fires elbow after elbow, then fireman’s carries. Cash saves Dax, so Roddy gets Cash with the OLYMPIC SLAM! Dax waistlocks, Roddy bucks the O’Conner! Roddy gets around, OLYMPIC SLAM! The fans fire up and Roddy staggers to his feet. Roddy runs up on Dax, forearm SMASH! Tag to Kyle!

Kyle KNEES Dax, then AX ‘N’ DOUBLE SMASH! Cover, Cash breaks it! The fans fire up and Roddy fires forearms and CHOPS on Cash! Cash DUMPS Roddy out, then kicks Kyle! Kyle blocks to ANKLE LOCK!! Cash taps but only Dax counts! Dax O’Conner Rolls Kyle, TWO! Dax crashes into Cash, Kyle rolls Dax up! TWO, into the ANKLE LOCK!! Kyle has Dax caught!! The fans are thunderous as Dax endures and fights around! Dax rolls over, kicks Kyle away, Cash ROCKS Kyle! Dax rolls Kyle up, with tights!? TWO!! Where’d the fair ‘n’ square stuff from earlier go? Dax is frustrated, he drags Kyle up, and he tags in Cash.

FTR has Kyle set up as Cash climbs, MIND-  NO, Kyle fights it enough, and Roddy STRONG KNEES Cash down! Kyle fires forearms on Dax, then he reels Dax in! Roddy climbs, Cash SHOVES him down! Roddy goes up, Dax fights against Kyle’s Guillotine Facelock, and Cash FLYING ELBOWS Kyle down! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives again but FTR hurries to get him up! Cash climbs again, MIND BREAKER PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, RODDY BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous as all four men are down! They cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this the opener. Roddy stands, but Dax KNEES him out of the ring!

Cash hauls Kyle up in a fireman’s carry, then puts him up top. Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow! Dax tags in, goes up, but Roddy anchors Kyle! Kyle fires body shots, and he DECKS Dax! Roddy fires off on Cash, but Cash APRON DDTS Roddy! Kyle BOOTS Cash! Dax UPPERCUTS Kyle! Dax climbs, Cash tags in, and they try again! SUPER DUPER PLEX for the Power! DIVING SPLASH for the Glory!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!? Kyle shows some superhuman grit and FTR cannot believe it! The fans are losing their minds but FTR just regroups. They wait on Kyle, he staggers up and around, SHATTER- STRONG KNEE!!

Kyle has Cash, feeds him to SWEEP THE LEG!! Cover, UNDISPUTED KINGDOM WINS!!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall

The irony of FTR playing fair, they would’ve won this earlier! But now, Kyle & Roddy snatch that victory away for their own! FTR regroup, and they accept this defeat. Roddy & Kyle offer handshakes, but FTR reject those! Will FTR just have to accept that there are new top guys in AEW?

 

Willow Nightingale speaks.

“The Con-chair-to I gave Marina Shafir echoed through the entire building. I know it’s still ringing in her ears. I know the Death Riders all heard it, and I hope everyone in the locker room heard it, too. I have gone through so much in AEW. Through it all, I kept smiling. But a few people have forgotten what happens when the smiling stops. Cope knows, Jay White knows, and Mox knows, too. I am the Babe with the Power, and I’m not afraid to use it.”

 

Wheeler Yuta VS Willie Mack!

Speaking of the Death Riders, The Decoder is the only pawn left. Will Jon Moxley be able to have one line of defense at Revolution? Or will The Return of the Mack to AEW indirectly help Cope out?

The bell rings, the fans rally for Mack as he and Yuta circle. They tie up, Yuta waistlocks and CLUBS Mack on the back. Yuta bumps Mack off buckles, then CHOPS! Mack frowns, but Yuta RAMS into him! Yuta CHOPS, RAMS, and whips corner to corner. Mack reverses. Yuta hits buckles, but then Yuta goes up an dover. Mack comes back but Yuta knees low. Yuta CLAWS Mack’s face, THROWS him down, then SENTONS! The fans boo but Yuta taunts Willie as he circles around. Yuta grabs a leg, pulls on it, and he turns Mack over for a HALF CRAB! Mack endures, reaches out, and he fights towards ropes!

The fans rally up, Mack grabs the ROPEBREAK! Yuta lets go in frustration, but he CHOKES Mack! The ref counts, Yuta steps off, and Yuta says he has ’til five! Copying Bryan Danielson as always, Yuta brings Mack up to swing on Mack. Mack counter punches! And CHOPS! And counter punches to then ROLLING ELBOW! Yuta rewinds, gets around Mack, GERMAN SUPLEX! Mack tumbles, Yuta growls, and the fans boo. Yuta goes up a corner, but Mack is up on his feet! Mack ROCKS Yuta, climbs up, but Yuta BITES Mack’s forehead! Yuta shoves Mack back, then leaps, but Mack gets under! And he LARIATS Yuta!

Yuta staggers to his feet, Mack whips him, and then CALF KICKS him down! Yuta flounders to a corner, the fans fire up for Mack, and Mack hits a CANNONBALL! The fans fire up while Yuta staggers around again. Mack scoops and SLAMS Yuta, then give shim the “WHOOP WHOOP” STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, ONE?! Yuta is tougher than that, but Mack says that’s just fine. Time for some Stone Cold! But Yuta stops the stunner, then dodges, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Yuta wins!

Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall

Yuta withstood the Mack attack, and he glares into the camera as if he’s daring The Rated R Superstar to try something. Well first, Jon Moxley makes his way out, carrying the AEW World Championship briefcase for himself for once. And he CLOBBERS Mack with it! The fans boo but The Maniac has Yuta hold onto the case. Moxley soaks up the heat from Oakland to then force a cameraman to get in the ring. Moxley also grabs a mic, then he tells Oakland, “This is none of your business! I’ve got a lesson to teach my young protege here about finishing the job.”

Moxley tells Yuta that when he says ready, go take Cope out. Understood? Yuta nods, but Moxley says Cope cannot leave the ring under his own power. Cope cannot have a clear shot at the title, this is what Yuta was made for. Cope does NOT walk away! So finish the job. Moxley clamps onto Mack and tells Yuta to finish the job! Yuta CLOBBERS Mack with the briefcase! Mack falls in a heap, and Moxley takes his leave. The Decoder will battle Adam Copeland this Wednesday, will the last Dynamite before Revolution be Cope’s last Dynamite period? Or is no one ready to get Rated R like Cope?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Oaklaaand~! You better say hello to your C E-” Oh hey, it’s Billie Starkz! She has the TBS Championship after how Mone ran away without it last Wednesday. Mone is mad, and she says, “Gimme this!” Mone snatches the title back, Billie says Momo wants Mone to enjoy this while it lasts. Because at Revolution, Momo takes that title for her own. Oh, and Billie got Mone some tea. Billie SPLASHEs it in Mone’s face, payback of her own! Mone is furious, but will she be further humiliated when she downgrades from #FourBeltsMone to just three?

 

Toni Storm speaks.

Timeless Toni is bedridden, wearing a neck brace, as she says, “You know the nice part about being piledriven on stage and waking up to panicked doctor and dozens of messages asking me if I’ll ever walk again? It really gives you time to think. It gives you time to think if this has all been worth it, or if the past 15 years of my life have been a complete waste of time. Because my dreams have been haunted by a woman who won’t let me wake up. Darling, let’s get lucid. What do you want, Mariah? My title? You can pry it from my cold, dead hips. My soul? I’m going to leave at home. Or do you just want the spotlight that drove you to me in the first place? Now that, I can give you.

“Did you like Australia? Because I consider it foreplay. You want a Hollywood ending? Well so do I. And because nothing ever ends well in Tinsel Town… Disqualifications? I don’t want them. count outs? I don’t need them. Ropebreaks? Piss off! Not a single hold will be barred, and falls count anywhere in the entire bloody building! Mariah… My sweet, dear Mariah… I hope you believe in God, because now… You’re going to meet Her!” Toni yanks her neck brace off, and The Hollywood Ending is now ANYTHING GOES! Will this trilogy’s end be truly timeless?

 

Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Clark Connors!

While the Realest is set to face the One & Only once again, with one of them becoming #1 contender to the AEW World Championship, he must sharpen his edge. Will the Most Dangerous Man stand tall against 100 Proof? Or will this War Dog win one for Bullet Club?

The bell rings and Oakland cheers for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Connors runs up, Swerve dodges and fires off fast hands! Swerve CHOPS, but Connors brushes all that off. Swerve says okay, and he CHOPS again! Connors felt that one and he goes to a corner. Swerve says Connors doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Swerve whips Connors corner to corner, UPPERCUTS, then he snapmares to go up. FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy, the fans cheer, and Swerve goes back to Connors. Swerve stands Connors up but Connors pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Connors CLAWS Swerve’s eyes, then whips.

Swerve reverses, Connors redirects, and he POUNCES Swerve! Connors argues with the ref about getting in the way. The fans boo but Connors tells them to shut up. Connors says this is HIS house now! He stomps a mudhole into Swerve, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Connors steps off, and the fans boo again. Swerve rises, Connors GRINDS his face against ropes! The ref counts, Connors lets go, but he KICKS the ropes to jam Swerve up! Connors stalks Swerve to a corner, CHOPS him, but Swerve just snarls. Swerve CHOPS back, so Connors CHOPS again! And again, and again, and again!

The fans fire up while Connors knees low then stomps another mudhole! The ref counts, Connors stops, but then he UPPERCUTS Swerve! Swerve blocks a kick, slips around, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Swerve cartwheels, traps the arm and pulls the other, to then STMOP the arm! Nana says THAT is the Swerve he wants! Connors bails out while Collision goes picture in picture.

Swerve watches Connors as the ref checks that arm. The arm is working so Connors is still in this. Swerve paces while Connors takes his time returning. Connors goes around the way but Swerve is there to grab the arm! Swerve wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and Connors goes back tot he floor. Swerve storms after him, clamps onto the bad arm, and wrenches it for a double wristlock. Swerve then hammerlocks the arm to RAM Connors into railing! Nana is fired up while Connors writhes. Swerve storms up on Connors again, stands him up, and puts him in the ring. Swerve KICKS Connors around, stomps him down, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Swerve twists Connors around in a modified Octopus Stretch. Connors endures, fights, but Swerve knuckle locks and RAMS the bad arm! And RAMS it again, and again! Connors ROCKS Swerve with his forearm again and again, but Swerve ROCKS Connors back! Swerve whips, Connors reverses, then Connors goes the other way! But Swerve dodges the Jeep Flipper and even the powerslam! Gator roll and deadlift, but Connors slips free! Connors shoves Swerve, Swerve bounces off buckles, into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down, and Connors goes toa  corner.

Connors aims, runs in, but Swerve UP KICKS! And UP KICKS the arm! ROLLING KICK! Connors goes to a corner, Swerve hoists him up top. Swerve climbs up after Connors, and he brings Connors to the top. SUPER DUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans are all fired up while Swerve covers, TWO! Connors survives but Swerve stays focused. Swerve half nelsons, but Connors fights it, so Swerve switches to the other side. Connors ELBOWS free, but Swerve SOBATS, HAYMAKERS, and ROLLING ELOBWS! Swerve runs, into a HEADBUTT! Connors then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Swerve flounders, Connors runs, but Swerve somersaults! COMPLETE SHOT!

The fans fire up as Swerve goes right up! Connors sits up, into the KILL- NO, Connors dodges to SPEAR!! But he can’t make the cover! Connors crawls over, now he covers, TWO!! Swerve survives and Nana coaches him up. Connors brings Swerve up, puts one out, but Swerve fights the No Chaser to knuckle lock! Straight arm lever, but Connors sunset flips, with tights! TWO!! Swerve escapes, Connors gets around, but Swerve switches. They switch and switch, then Connors ripcords, but again Swerve says no! Swerve WRINGS the arm, then hits a HOUSE CALL! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

That edge is razor sharp, and he says this is the beginning of Swerve’s road back to the world title. First stop: Los Angeles. Swerve tells Ricochet that he is just in Swerve’s way. Swerve will take Ricochet down and take back “our legacy!” The contract signing is this Wednesday, will these two keep it to just putting pen to paper?

 

AEW shares footage from after last Wednesday Night Dynamite.

The Hurt Syndicate was heading out, ready to have some steaks, when The Outrunners hurried after them. They hope MVP saw that out there! Truth & Turbo did it! They beat the Murder Machines! And now they’re gonna get their chance at the titles, they can’t thank MVP enough! Yes, MVP did see that. But did you see when the Hurt Syndicate went out there, distracted Lance Archer and all that, and then they capitalized on that? No, didn’t think so. But hey, they are men of honor and men of their word, Hurt Syndicate will face The Outrunners for the titles.

But there’s still time before the PPV. MVP suggests they get their business in order. At Revolution, Truth & Turbo will be swimming with sharks. Turbo thought they were wrestling, but sure! This is great, they thank MVP again. The Hurt Syndicate head out, and Truth says this is it! They’ve waited 20 long rookie years for this! They’re gonna be the champs! Truth & Turbo shake hands on it, but will this be their rise to the top? Or will they learn The All Mighty & The Standard of Excellence mean it when they say #WeHurtPeople?

 

Harley Cameron joins commentary.

Oakland is fired up for the wild Aussie, but Tony Schiavone says she’s not scheduled for anything in particular. What’s she got on her mind? Harley says that as we all know, she just won a big match on Dynamite against Deonna Purrazzo. Schiavone says that’s right, and she got the win. They watch a replay of that finish, and Schiavone congratulates her on that win. Harley thanks him for that, and yes, she has gotten going. And after she hit Deonna with “that,” she couldn’t help but notice that commentary didn’t really call it anything. Nigel McGuiness says that to be fair, Nigel wasn’t there.

But if he had a dollar for every move Tony Schiavone didn’t know the name of, Nigel would be a millionaire. Schiavone says more like just $3. But he didn’t know that Harley was gonna pull that move out so he didn’t know what to call it. Harley says she really hadn’t, so she just gave it a shot. It worked out, so what should we name it? Harley wants to name her finishing move? Yes, she wants to name her finishing move. Wait! That’s it! It’s Harley’s Finishing Move! GENIUS! What? That way, whenever she hits it, just say it! That’s Her Finishing Move! EXACTLY! Schiavone is a genius! And now, FEEL THE WRATH!

 

Backstage interview with Big Boom AJ & Big Justice.

Alicia Atout is with the Costco Guys as they enjoy their double chunk chocolate cookies, but then Johnny TV bumps past them! Johnny says, “Whoops. I saw you disrespecting my boys, MXM, back when I wasn’t around. But I’m here now.” And so is AJ! Yeah, but the difference is, AJ just go there. Johnny’s been here awhile. And what Johnny would like to see is to find two friends who will take on Johnny & MXM for a Six Man Tag at Revolution! And by the way, Big Justice and a cookie don’t count. Johnny disrespects the cookie, then storms off. Justice says they gotta find two friends and fast.

 

Six Man Tag: Shane Taylor Promotions VS Nick Ruiz, Vinnie Massaro & Dave Dutra!

Lee Moriarty, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are looking to represent and redeem STP here on Collision after falling to the Undisputed Kingdom not too long ago. Will #TAIGASTYLE & The Infantry march right through Oakland? Or will they be the ones having to go back to Boot Camp?

The trios sort out and Carlie starts against Vinnie, both men looking like bad news and tattoos. Vinnie wrenches an arm, Carlie breaks free and DECKS Vinnie! Vinnie tags in Ruiz, but Carlie gets around him to RAM him into the STP corner! The Infantry mugs Ruiz, but the ref backs Carlie off. Carlie “apologizes,” but then he jukes the ref to CARLIE CROSSOVER! Ruiz sputters, Dean tags in, and Dean sends Carlie in for a forearm SMASH! Carlie goes back, Dean whips him back in, another forearm SMASH! Dean BLASTS Dutra & Vinnie, then he ELBOWS Ruiz! “This is S T P!” LARIAT! Tag back to Carlie, and Infantry say TWO 2 DA HEAD!!

Tag to Lee Moriarty, and Infantry CLOBBER Dutra & Vinnie on the outside! THE FANG for Ruiz! Cover, STP wins!

Winners: Shane Taylor Promotions, by pinfall

It was barely a warm-up for STP, but they don’t get paid by the hour. Will there be nothing that stops STP rising up- WAIT, Adam Cole makes his way out here now? He doesn’t sweat the STP, but will he have to put in some serious work against Red Death? Or will the TNT Championship be Undisputed?

AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and as Garcia says, let’s get it!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as Garcia and Cole stare down. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Cole wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia pries at the hold. Garcia wrenches, wristlocks back, but Cole spins and slips around to a waistlock. Cole SLAMS Garcia down, but lets him up, so he can say, “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Cole smirks but so does Garcia. They go again, tie up, and Cole wrenches. Cole wristlocks but Garcia rolls. Garcia wrenches, waistlocks, then snapmares Cole for a ghost pin, TWO! Garcia trips Cole, ONE, but then Garcia rolls him again! ONE, and the two stand off again. The fans cheer as Garcia puts up his dukes! AND DOES HIS DANCE!

Cole smirks, offers a handshake, and Garcia accepts. The fans cheer the sportsmanship, but then Garcia keeps Cole close. Garcia whips, drops down, hurdles over, but Cole shoves him. Garcia turns backdrop into TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up while Cole goes to a corner. Garcia runs up and LARIATS! Garcia then climbs up, rains down fists, but Cole slips out at 5 to SUPERKICK the legs out! Garcia is stuck in the ropes, and Cole DRAPING BACKSTABBERS! Garcia writhes, the fans fire up, and Cole drags Garcia up. Cole turns Garcia for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Garcia shows some grit but Cole brings him up again.

Cole turns Garcia, HANGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Garcia is still in this but Cole KNEES him in the back. Garcia goes to ropes, Cole CLUBS him, then Cole snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Cole stays on Garcia with another KNEE to the back, then he clamps on a chinlock. Garcia endures, the fans rally, and Garcia fights up. Garcia fires body shots, shoves Cole, but avoids a boot! Cole PELES Garcia, reels him in, fireman’s carries, but Garcia makes it to the apron! Garcia has a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Cole writhes and flops out of the ring. Garcia brings him around and makes him take a seat against barriers!

Garcia gets space, the fans fire up, and Garcia runs in, DROPKICK against railing! The fans are thunderous while Garcia flexes, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Garcia high-fives fans, fist bumps others, then kisses the nice old lady on the forehead. Garcia drags Cole up and THROWS him into barriers! Garcia sends Cole back into the barriers, then puts him in the ring. Garcia storms up on Cole, wraps his leg around ropes, and pulls! Garcia then flexes while he stands on the leg. The ref counts, Garcia has the fans count along, and he steps off at 4. Cole crawls away but Garcia drags him around by a leg, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Garcia stands on the leg to dig his heel in, and he mocks the “BAYBAY!” Garcia then steps off and Cole goes to ropes. Garcia pulls on the bad leg, but stops at 4.

Garcia looms over Cole, but Cole fires body shots! Garcia stomps the bad leg! Garcia drags Cole around, hooks the legs up, and he gets fans to cheer him and boo Cole, before he STOMPS the knees! Garcia then clamps on a headlock and grinds Cole into the mat. Cole fights up to fire body shots, but Garcia ROCKS him in return! Cole knees low, whips, but Garcia reverses. Garcia runs up, but into a BOOT! Cole runs. Garcia dodges, but then Cole dodges! Both men ROCK each other with forearms, then BOOT each other! DOUBLE LARIATS collide and both men fall! Collision returns to single picture and Oakland rallies for both men.

Cole rises, fireman’s carries, but Garcia slips free. Garcia clamps onto Cole’s neck, Cole breaks free, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia runs, but Cole BOOTS him! Cole fireman’s carries, then USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Garcia survives, Cole slaps his leg, and the fans rally up again. Cole hobbles over to Garcia, suplexes, but Garcia fights, to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT again! But Garcia holds on and says he’s got more! Only for Cole to GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and the fans fire up! Cole goes to a corner, climbs up, and he takes aim. Garcia rises, and he CHOPS first! And CHOPS again! Then he positions Cole and climbs up!

Garcia CLUBS away on Cole’s bad leg, then he brings Cole up. Cole fires body shots, then he CLUBS Garcia! Cole clamps on, but Garcia fights the lift! Garcia CLUBS the bad leg, HEADBUTTS Cole, then brings Cole up again! They go to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER PLEX! Roll through, and then a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives and Garcia is fuming! “This is Awesome!” as Garcia rises. Cole sits up, Garcia reels him back in, but Cole trips Garcia for a jackknife bridge! TWO, 52 Fake Out! Then the SUPERKICK! Cole goes up, takes aim, PANAMA SUNRISE!! Garcia flounders, Cole crawls to the cover, TWO!!!

The fans fire up again as Garcia survives! Perhaps the damage to Cole’s leg was the key. Even so, Cole brings down his kneepad, and here comes the- NO, Garcia ducks The Boom to SAIDO! Cole bails out, Garcia hurries after him! Garcia runs up, into a SUPERKICK! Cole hits THE BOOM!! Cole drags Garcia up and into the ring, then covers, TWO!?! Garcia survives and Cole is shocked! Cole goes back to the corner, Garcia staggers around, but Cole has to abandon the sunrise. SUPER- NO, Garcia blocks the kick to have an ANKLE LOCK!! Cole endures, flails, reaches out, and the fans rally as Garcia puts on more pressure!

Garcia drags Cole back, and GRAPEVINES the leg!! Cole endures, flails, thinks about it, but then he powers his way forward! Oakland is thunderous as Cole claws his way over, to the ROPEBREAK!! Garcia lets go, HAMMERS away on Cole, then backs off to catch his breath. Garcia goes to the apron to join Cole, and he drags Cole up. Garcia lifts for an APRON PILEDRIVER!! Cole is down on the outside and a ring count begins! Cole is still down at 5 of 10, but he stirs at 6! Cole reaches out at 7, hurries to his feet, and he slides in at 9.9! Cole and Garcia stare down, teeth grit, and they stand up to fire forearms! The fans fire up as the shots go fast ‘n’ furious!

Cole and Garcia hit the 15 minute warning, that means five to go! Garcia CLUBS Cole, Cole fires a body shot, but WAIT! STP ATTACKS!!

No Contest; Garcia retains the title.

The fans boo as Lee, Dean & Carlie ruin this match, all to make sure Cole paid for that disrespect! Matt Menard is on commentary, so he storms off to go help Garcia. Only for Shane Taylor himself to CLOBBER him!! Shane talks trash on Daddy Magic, and he takes the TNT Championship from the timekeeper! Shane sits Cole up so Infantry can give him TWO 2 DA HEAD!! And Lee puts Garcia in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Will the ROH Pure Champion look to settle things with one of his greatest rivals, all for the TNT Championship?

 

Big Boom AJ speaks.

“There’s a lot of ego around here in AEW, and the disrespect of the double chunk chocolate cookie! First it was QT Marshall, and tonight, it was that no good Johnny TV knocked the double chunk chocolate cookie right out of my hand. Johnny TV, you said you and your friends, MXM, want to take on Big Boom AJ and two friends at Revolution? Big Justice is out there right now-” Wait, he runs back in! And he tells Papa AJ that he found somebody! C’mon in! It’s Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy! That makes three! Whoa, whoa, Big Justice. You will be one of the best wrestlers one day. Maybe even AEW World Champion.

But for Revolution, Justice is better served in the corner. Cassidy says it’s fine, he has a friend. Here comes Mark Briscoe! The Sussex County Chicken says Big Justice can stand down, his opportunity to kick butt in the ring will come in the future! Of that, Briscoe is sure! But for now, please allow Mark Briscoe to do the ass whoopin’, cuz his main man with the game plan, OC, called him up on the cellphone and said, “Do you wanna do some conglomeratin’?” Mark said damn right! It’s been too long since they did that! So the three of them, with Big Justice in the corner, will take on MXM TV!

They think they’re fashionable? They think they’re stylish? Mark’s got their fashion right here! Johnny TV, MXM, at Revolution, Briscoe will whoop dat ass! And he’ll tell you what else! Cassidy has Briscoe hold on. What’s the Word of the Day? Oh, Justice has an idea! He whispers it to Mark, and Mark nods. The word of the day is… BOOM~! Will Big Boom AJ and the Conglomeration be more than #TVReady when AEW arrives in Los Angeles?

 

Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata!

The Princess of the Black Throne took everything the One True African Queen had to give and still won out. But now it’s round two, and surely both women have prepared new game plans. In fact, Serena Deeb has a quick video message to confirm The Professor of Pro-Wrestling gave Aminata the winning strategy. Will Aminata use what she’s learned? Or will we all learn that the Hart Always Wins?

The bell rings and Julia smirks as she and Aminata circle. They tie up, go around, and Aminata puts Julia in a corner. The ref counts, Aminata lets off, and the fans duel. Julia and Aminata circle, tie up again, and Julia headlocks. Aminata wrenches out, steps over, and gives Julia the twerk attack! The fans fire up, then Aminata headlocks. Aminata hits a takeover, Julia fights around, but the shoulders are down! TWO, and Julia fights up. Julia fires body shots, then headlocks. Aminata powers out the back, headlocks again, and the fans duel more. Julia powers up but Aminata hits another takeover.

The fans rally while Julia endures. Julia headscissors, Aminata kips free, and the two stand off. The fans cheer, the two go again, and they tie up. Julia kicks low, kicks again, then runs. Aminata scoops but Julia tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Aminata goes to a corner, Julia runs up to LARIAT! Julia runs side to side and ELBOWS Aminata! Then Julia snapmares and covers, ONE! Julia clamps onto Aminata with a chinlock, but Aminata fights up. Aminata fires body shots, Julia whips, and Julia ROCKS her! Julia runs, Aminata ROCKS her! Aminata runs, Julia ROCKS her, but then Aminata follows to CHOP BLOCK!

Aminata SMASHES Julia’s knee again and again! The fans fire up and perhaps Aminata is using Serena’s strategy. Aminata looms over Julia while Collision goes picture in picture.

Aminata paces around Julia, stomps the legs, then DDTS the foot! Cover, TWO! Julia is still in this but Aminata looms over her again. Aminata drags Julia up by her hair, snap suplexes, then watches Julia crawl away. Aminata storms up, wraps the bad leg around ropes, and pulls! The ref counts, Aminata runs side to side to BOOT WASH the leg! Cover, TWO! Aminata is annoyed, but she CHOPS Julia on the back! Aminata has the leg, for a KNEE JAMMER! Julia endures, even as Aminata kneels on the leg. Julia fires hands, but Aminata ROCKS her with just one! Aminata then KNEES the hamstring! And KNEES it again!

Aminata drags Julia around, almost toys with her, then KICKS the leg! Julia crawls, Aminata KNEES her in the side, then KNEES her again! Aminata is keeping Julia down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Aminata has Julia in a leg hook FULL NELSON! Aminata not only bends Julia’s arms back, but she pushes Julia down, making her kiss the canvas! And again, and again, and again! The fans rally as Julia endures, and she powers up to push back! Stack cover, TWO! Aminata lets Julia go to facelock, but Julia fires body shots. Julia then DOUBLE CHOPS! Aminata snarls, swings, but Julia bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire forearm after forearm! Julia runs, LARIATS, but Aminata stays up. Julia LARIATS again, then gets around Aminata. Aminata switches, lifts, but Julia victory rolls! TWO!! Aminata is free, runs up, but only gets buckles!

Julia runs back in, and she FLYING FOREARMS! Then FLYING FOREARMS again! Julia wrenches Aminata, S T O! And STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Aminata stays in this, but Julia clamps on! Aminata fights, the fans duel, and Julia still has the HARTLESS LOCK!! Aminata endures, kicks and fights her way to a cradle, TWO!! Julia lets go in time, but Aminata DOUBLE CHOPS! Julia goes to a corner, Aminata runs up, but Julia BOOTS her down! Julia drags Aminata into the drop zone, STOMPS her, then goes up the corner! The fans fire up for the HART SAULT! But Aminata moves! CROWN HER!!

Julia falls back from that headbutt onto the ropes! Aminata runs, BOOT WASH against the ropes!! #OffWithHerHead!! And then a high stack, AMINATA WINS!!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

Serena’s strategies and Aminata’s abilities made for a winning combination here tonight! Brody checks on Julia, but OKADA slithers in! BELT SHOT for Brody!! The Rainmaker mocks the barking, then flips Brody off! Okada beat Buddy in Australia, and he has made Brody the prey rather than the hunter! But will Okada regret punking out Brody like that?

 

Kenny Omega speaks.

“While I was out for an entire year, having to sit in bed, watching the shows on TV, wondering if I’d ever wrestle again, I had to hear Uncle Don every single week, week in and week out, talk about how Takeshita beat Kenny Omega twice in one week. Takeshita beat Kenny Omega twice in one week, twice in one week, twice in one week. It tends to get on your nerves. It tends to piss you off. And I’m not gonna lie, I’m pissed off as it is. But what I’m about to do to you, Takeshita, it isn’t about revenge. No, it’s not about you beating me twice in one week. It’s about what you hold and what it represents. That belt.

“Because he who holds the belt is regarded as the best. And if you can beat me three times, Takeshita… Maybe it’s time for me to admit something. Maybe it’s time for me to admit that you’re better. Maybe it’s time for me to admit that you really were Don’s real meal ticket. Maybe it’s time for me to admit that I can never challenge for a major belt ever again, and that the old Kenny Omega is gone. But the way that I see it, is that I’ve had an entire year to clear my mind, refocus, hone in on my training, to sharpen all those dull points, to make my weaknesses into strengths.

“Now I don’t have the extra baggage of the friends that left me behind. I don’t have the extra baggage of being an EVP. My entire focus is your belt. It’s not revenge, it’s not because of Don. Not even because of you. I want that gold. At Revolution, I’m taking it.” The Cleaner has made his motives clear, but will he still be The Best Bout Machine? Or is Konosuke Takeshita truly the Alpha to Kenny Omega?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

AEW in Sacramento already has Swerve and Ricochet signing their contract as well as Cope VS Yuta, but now we add Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford to the mix! Will La Mera Mera & The Galaxy’s Greatest take down the Megasus & Superbad Girl? Or will the former champions be mere stepping stones for the mythical rise of Megan & Penelope?

 

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith!

Oakland’s own returns home, and he teams up with The Most Wanted to take on their common enemies! The Learning Tree still hasn’t given up on this grudge, but will they finally put this to bed? Or will Hobbs’ homecoming see him handle #TownBidness?

The teams sort out, and The Powerhouse starts against The Redwood. Oakland is all fired up for Hobbs as he stares down Bill. Bill says okay, okay, nope. Tag to The Bad Apple and the fans boo. Keith steps to Hobbs, gets right in Hobbs’ face, but then he sees how big the biceps, triceps, lats and pecs are. Keith says okay hold on. And he kicks low! Keith whips, but Hobbs blocks! Hobbs whips, Keith leaps, but Keith bounces off of those pecs! Hobbs hauls Keith up, suplexes, and he holds Keith up! The fans fire up, Bandido tags in, and then it’s a handoff to the military press! ONE ARM, then a TOSS back to Hobbs, for a FALL AWAY SLAM!

Keith tumbles away while Hobbs & Bandido stand tall together! The fans are thunderous as Bandido brings Keith up, but Keith hits a body blow! Tag to Bill and the fans boo. Bill towers over Bandido, and he KNEES Bandido low! Bill scoops, Bandido slips free, but Bill blocks the kick to back suplex! Bandido lands out again, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Bill still catches him! SKYSCRAPER- NO, Bandido flips free and he aims the finger gun! The fans fire up but Bill is frustrated. Bill calls for the showdown! They go back to back, nod, and they head for corners, only for Bill to turn right around! But Bandido ducks the cheap shot!

Bandido fires off in a corner, whips, but Bill reverses. Bill runs up, Bandido slips to the outside! Bandido GAMANGIRIS, but Bill distracts the ref. Keith BOOTS Bandido, and then Bill BOOTS Hobbs! The fans boo but Redwood and Bad Apple soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Bill raises his fist to soak up all that heat, and Keith BOOTS Bandido again! Keith tells Oakland to RESPECT The Learning Tree, then he puts Bandido in. Keith tags in, then stalks Bandido. Keith plays some rope-a-dope before he CHOPS! And then CHOPS! Bandido falls, Keith covers, TWO! Keith rains down punches but the ref reprimands about closed fists. Keith lets off, drags Bandido up, and he brings Bandido over to tag in Bill. The Learning Tree mugs Bandido, and Bill mocks the fans. Bill taunts Hobbs, stands Bandido up, but Bandido fires body shots. Bill ROCKS Bandido, then taunts Hobbs.

Hobbs storms in, the ref has him stand back, and this just lets the Learning Tree mug Bandido more! Keith CHOKES Bandido, but he lets off before the ref catches him. Bill BOOTS Bandido, then tags in Keith. Bandido digs his boot in, stops at 4, and Keith ROCKS Bandido! And ROCKS him again! Keith drags Bandido up, winds up, and DECKS Bandido! Keith CLUBS Bandido, then clamps on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Bandido endures, Hobbs rallies the fans, but Keith CLAWS at the mask! Collision returns to single picture as Keith stops that, only to bring Bandido up. Bandido fights the clinch, but Bill tags in!

Keith holds Bandido up, Bill kicks low, then Keith hits an EXPLODER! Bill drops a BIG ELBOW! Cover, Hobbs breaks it up! The fans cheer, Bill is mad, but Bill drags Bandido up. Bill hoists Bandido up, but Bandido fires punches! Bandido is free, then he dodges Bill! Bill hits buckles and post! Tag to Keith, and he drags Bandido from Hobbs! The fans boo, but Keith reels Bandido in. Bandido fights the lift to hit a SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! Bandido crawls over, hot tag to Hobbs! Oakland goes wild as Hobbs rallies on the Learning Tree! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs LARIATS Bill again and again but he stays up!

Hobbs brings Keith around and THROWS him into Bill! The fans fire up and Hobbs LARIATS Bill down!! Hobbs starts up the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” again, and he SPLASHES Bill in a corner! And SPLASHES Keith in another! SPLASH for Bill! SPLASH for Keith! Another SPLASH for Bill! But then Bill follows, so Hobbs sends him into Keith! Hobbs TOSSES Bill out and he runs at Keith! Keith BOOTS Hobbs, goes up the corner, but Hobbs grabs him first! The fans fire up as Hobbs climbs up, and SUPER POWERSLAMS Keith! Cover, BILL BREAKS IT! Bandido springboards but Bill dodges! Bandido dodges again, but runs into the BIG BOSS MAN SLAM!!

Bill roars, the fans boo, but Bill goes back to Bandido. Bill drags Bandido up, choke grips, and SKYSCRAPER- NO, Hobbs POUNCES Bill! Bill tumbles out, Hobbs rushes Keith, but Keith dodges! Hobbs hits buckles, Keith ENZIGIRIS him! Bandido CHOPS Keith! Keith stays up, both he and Bandido roar! Keith CHOPS, Bandido CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP, but then Keith knees low. Keith whips, Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges, and both men SHOTGUN DROPKICK! The fans are thunderous as they both tumble away! “This is Awesome!” as Bill and Hobbs return! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” echoes out again.

Bill ROCKS Hobbs, Hobbs ROCKS Bill, repeat! Bill gets the edge, then runs, but Hobbs dodges! Bill gets stuck on the ropes, Hobbs TRUCKS him out of the ring again! Hobbs then helps Bandido up and tells him go up! Bandido finds a corner, climbs it, and then he climbs onto Hobbs’ shoulders! They take aim, for a AIRHARA MOONSAULT onto Bill! Quite the crash landing for Bandido, but Keith rolls Hobbs up! With feet on the ropes!! TWO!!! Hobbs escapes, then dodges a boot, to POUNCE Keith! The fans are thunderous as the straps come down! Hobbs picks Keith up, SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, Hobbs & Bandido win!

Winners: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido, by pinfall

Now that’s town bidness! Hobbs & Bandido get yet another win over The Learning Tree’s Branches, will Chris Jericho learn to leave this alone? Or will The Nueve not stop until he’s numero uno?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision that had the misfortune of going up against an awesome Elimination Chamber. Though I wonder if having to compete with Elimination Chamber is why they had so many cold open promos this time. FTR VS Kyle & Roddy was still an awesome opening match, and I’m a little surprised they pulled a ropebreak based false finish. But that costing FTR was a clever move, and that’s a great win for Kyle & Roddy. Meanwhile, I should’ve known something would happen during Garcia VS Cole. Garcia VS Cole was definitely better than just Collision, and it fits that STP get involved one more time. The thing is, they already gave us a Triple Threat of Garcia VS Moriarty VS Kyle, so it’s weird if they’re giving us Garcia VS Moriarty VS Cole next.

Great match from Yuta VS Willie Mack to help Death Riders get back up from losing Pac, Claudio & Marina. Yuta VS Cope will be really good but win, lose or draw, you gotta expect Cope and Jay White will take Yuta out. Very good promo from Willow Nightingale, too, and again Willow VS Marina has to be part of the plan. Great match from Swerve VS Connors to show Connors off to a broader American audience, just like with Gabe Kidd last time. Swerve won, of course, so that he has momentum going into the contract signing and #1 contender’s match. That contract signing will definitely show us who’s likely to win at Revolution, though.

We got good stuff from the Hounds of Hell through the cold open and the match of Julia VS Aminata. Aminata winning makes sense, she and Julia are now tied and can have a tiebreaker for like Zero Hour. I would think Julia wins there, and then Aminata has no choice but to face Serena Deeb in that Women’s Pure Rules match in ROH. Okada VS Brody was a natural next step, too, but I don’t think Okada called anyone b*tch tonight so that’s surprising. Great promo from Toni Storm to escalate “The Hollywood Ending,” and great promo from Kenny Omega to put his International Championship in perspective. I would think Toni and Omega each win those matches.

Great promo from Mone and Billie to flip things from Wednesday, and assuming Momo doesn’t win at Revolution, this feels like a natural segue into Mone VS Billie, and then maybe, just maybe, Mone VS Athena happens for All In: Texas, and it’ll be for all the belts between both women. The only downside of that is, I don’t think Mone should become Five Belts Mone and end Athena’s streak, but Mone and TK probably won’t see it that way. I appreciate that in all the years of pro-wrestling that certainly I’ve watched but perhaps ever, Harley Cameron is the first person on screen to go thru the move naming process with commentary. And “Her Finishing Move/Harley’s Finishing Move” is the perfectly simple yet self-aware, meta fourth-wall name for Harley’s move.

Big Boom AJ of course gets back on an AEW PPV, fans still love the guy, and he will make for a fun combination with Cassidy and Briscoe. They will have a great match against #MXMTV, and I would think Big Boom Conglomeration win. Hobbs & Bandido VS Bill & Keith was a great main event, and a natural choice for main event given Hobbs is from Oakland. Hobbs was also the natural choice to win. I have a feeling we’re still getting Hobbs VS Jericho, and if the title is on the line, Hobbs as ROH World Champion is a great move. They can make it Ring of Hobbs!

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Elimination Chamber Results & Report! (3/1/25)

The moment of truth…

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WWE takes a final twist and turn on the Road to WrestleMania.

While WWE sees its most star-studded Elimination Chamber match ever, Cody Rhodes must decide: Does he become The Rock’s Undisputed Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Women’s Elimination Chamber: Bianca Belair VS Naomi VS Bayley VS Roxanne Perez VS Liv Morgan VS Alexa Bliss; Bianca wins and will challenge for the Women’s World Championship at WrestleMania 41.
  • Tiffany Stratton & Trish Stratus VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae; Tiffany & Trish win.
  • Unsanctioned Match: Kevin Owens VS Sami Zayn; Kevin wins.
  • Men’s Elimination Chamber: John Cena VS CM Punk VS Seth Rollins VS Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest VS Logan Paul; Cena wins and will challenge for the Undisputed WWE Championship at WrestleMania 41.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Elimination Chamber Countdown show!

Join Michael Cole, Pat McAfee, Wade Barrett & the birthday boy, Big E, as they discuss, analyze and predict all the action for what very well could be a game-changing night!

 

Kevin Owens arrives backstage.

Wearing a Bret “The Hitman” Hart jacket, The Prizefighter inspects various items that just happen to be backstage. It’s like he’s shopping for weapons to use on Sami Zayn in their Unsanctioned Match! In fact, Kevin takes some wrenches with him! What could Kevin be plotting even now?

 

Backstage interview with Nia Jax & Candice LeRae.

Byron Saxton brings up their match with Tiffany Stratton & Trish Stratus. Considering the history here, how personal is the match? Uh, extremely personal, Byron! If you hadn’t noticed, Nia had taken Tiff under her wing for an entire year, taught her everything she knows, then stabbed Nia in the back! Candice echoes, “Stabbed her in the back. Betrayal!” Nia says lucky for her, she has #CandiCane, someone who is truly loyal. And as far as Trish goes, if she’s the hometown hero, that doesn’t say much about the hometown.

Nia is ready to put Trish back into retirement. Candice says Trish will stay there this time. Now take your loud suit and get out of their face. Nia & Candice head out, but will the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie have their way? Or will it still be Tiffy & Trish Time in Toronto?

 

Jackie Redmond & Peter Rosenberg tag in for the Countdown show.

And they help Big E celebrate his birthday! They bring out the cake and they start singing! Happy Birthday, dear Big E~! Happy Birthday to you~!

 

Exclusive interview with Logan Paul.

The Maverick sits down with Cathy Kelley, and she brings up his three year anniversary of his WWE debut. Even he’s surprised by that. Did he think he’d last long in this company? He always lasts long. It is crazy how everyone else thinks they’re better than him and he’s not. That’s his advantage: they underestimate him. He’s the laughing stock until he gets in the ring. Then how is he preparing for this year’s Elimination Chamber when last year didn’t go his way? He’s actually preparing, that’s the difference. He admits, he was a part timer last year. And that was the one insult that bothered him, because it was true.

And yet, he was still so good. He did the math: if he’s this good at part time, imagine once he’s full time? There is nothing stopping him but himself. In his head, it is just the decision, just a button, a switch to flip. That said, he gives credit where credit is due, he’s up against formidable opponents. Cathy wants to run down each name and he gives an opinion. First: Seth Rollins. Seth Freakin’ Rollins is a freak. Most stay away from him and his weird outfits. Who even makes that stuff for him? Drew McIntyre: It takes everything in Logan’s being to not talk crap, but he can’t because Drew is big and is strong. If Logan faces Drew, it will be a war, so he respects Drew.

But maybe rename “Claymore” to “Cry More” cuz Drew is a cry baby. Damian Priest: No opinions. CM Punk: He really is a punk. Way more than Logan! And yet fans cheer him? Why? Because he’s been around forever? Doesn’t matter. When you look like that and are an a-hole, why do people cheer? John Cena: “Uncle John” is so likeable. But Logan’s faced legends he respects, and there’s no reason he won’t punch Cena in the face. Then who is his biggest threat in the Chamber? Logan himself. If Logan has a goal and falls short, he only sees it as his own fault. It is a mistake he made. He can’t let that happen.

In the Chamber, if Logan stays locked in, stays strong, stays strategic, because he’s the only one with a brain, then he’ll win. Everyone wants to main event, so why does Logan think he should? It is best for business, that’s why. The names in here that transcend wrestling are Logan and Cena. But Logan isn’t here to get famous, he was already famous> he isn’t here to get paid, he was already rich. He is here to compete, for the love of the game. With or without the WWE, he headlines. The Paul family are in the zeitgeist of pop culture. So it is just best for business.

Cathy brings up that Jey Uso is facing Gunther at WrestleMania, so Logan would then face Cody Rhodes. Yeah, been there, done that! He faced that guy as a “rookie.” He didn’t win but it was all experience. Once Logan is seasoned, Cody won’t stand a chance. Second generation, third generation, who cares? Logan is a first generation star. Logan leaves it at that, but will he leave here the winner of Elimination Chamber? Or will that ego be deflated long before the end?

 

Elizabeth Irving sings the Star-Spangled Banner and O Canada.

 

The Road to WrestleMania passes through a sinister structure.

Six men and six women step inside, but only one each can come out victorious. Pride, wrath, envy, gluttony, and greed clash with honor, integrity, perseverance, patience and diligence. Time to lock in as everyone gets locked inside, because this is Elimination Chamber!

 

Women’s Elimination Chamber: Bianca Belair VS Naomi VS Bayley VS Roxanne Perez VS Liv Morgan VS Alexa Bliss!

From diabolical depths, this sinister structure demands violence! The GlowEST owe the Liv Morgan Revenge Tour a beating for taking the tag titles, The Role Model and the Prodigy have been beefing across all brands, and Lil’ Miss Bliss is back just to have some twisted fun! Who survives inside the steel to head for gold at WrestleMania 41?

Speaking of Bliss, Alexa makes her entrance first, followed by Roxie. Bayley is next, followed by Bianca. That leaves Naomi to start against Liv, which is just fine by The Glow. The bell rings, the countdown is on, and the fans fire up as Naomi and Liv circle. But wait! JADE CARGILL is here?! That’s a shock to everyone! And is that look on Liv’s face a confession of the truth? Liv says she didn’t do it! Jade BUSTS through into the Chamber, steps right into the ringh, and FIRES OFF ON NAOMI!!! IT WAS NAOMI ALL ALONG!!! Bianca is freaking out as Jade TOSSES Naomi into a corner! Then she drags Naomi up to throw her into steel chainsd!

Toronto is going nuts, Bianca is beside herself, and no one else knows what to make of this! Jade THROWS Naomi into Bayley’s pod, then into Alexa’s! Refs rush in and stop Jade, she shoves them aside to BOOT Naomi down!! Bianca is distraught, fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but Jade isn’t part of this match, she has to leave! Jade ain’t having that, but then she sees Naomi trying to retreat! So Jade SLAMS the door shut on Naomi!! Jade says that is what Naomi gets! Jade leaves, the refs check on Naomi, but there’s no way we can #FeelTheGlow now! Medics hurry out here with a stretcher and Bianca is in tears!

Liv says she told us she was innocent! But then she rubs it in Bianca’s face! The refs call it, Naomi is ELIMINATED! Liv is having too much fun with this, but Toronto sings “Hey hey hey~, goodbye~!” to Naomi. The countdown is here, and first out is… BIANCA! And while she wants to get answers from Naomi, Liv attacks! Liv sends Bianca into Alexa’s pod! And then into Bayley’s pod! Liv grins as she gets to take advantage of a heartbroken Bianca. Liv TOSSES Bianca into the ring, drags her up, but Bianca DECKS Liv! Bianca runs and RAMS Liv in the corner! And again, and again! Bianca then climbs to rain down fists!

The fans count along, but Liv DUMPS Bianca over at 4! Bianca staggers up, Liv runs in, but Bianca sends her into the chains! And again, and again, and again! Bianca TOSSES Liv back in, runs and handsprings, but Liv avoids the moonsault! Liv grins, runs, and basement ENZIGIRIS! Cover, TWO! Bianca is tougher than that but Liv just keeps on her. Liv SMACKS Bianca off the mat, taunts her about how Liv was innocent and Naomi was guilty, then SMACKS Bianca off the mat again. Liv KICKS Bianca in the side, stalks her, and Liv stomps away in the corner. Liv soaks up the cheers and jeers, then runs back in for a forearm SMASH!

Liv whips Bianca corner to corner, runs up, but Bianca BOOTS her! Bianca then pops Liv up and Liv hits buckles! Then Bianca hits a SPINEBUSTER, and the handspring MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Liv stays in this but the countdown is back. Bianca and Liv go to opposite ends, and out comes… ROXIE! The Prodigy is ready, and she runs up on Bianca! Roxie ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! And kip up! Roxie is already fire dup and she UPPERCUTS Liv! And UPPERCUTS Bianca! And back again! And again! Roxie rolls to then head for Liv, but Liv dodges! Liv ROCKS Roxie, then puts her up top.

Roxie claws at Liv and bumps her off buckles! Roxie uses Liv to leap and RANA Bianca! Then wheelbarrow and VICTORY FACEBUSTER on Liv! Cover, TWO! Liv stays in this but Roxie goes up a corner. Roxie FLYING- NO, Bianca stops the rana and lifts Roxie up! Roxie grabs the chains, kicks Bianca away, then CROSSBODIES! Bianca catches her again, but Roxie grabs the braid! Bianca uses that to reel Roxie in, but Roxie tilt-o-whirls, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into chains! The fans fire up, and Roxie ties Bianca to the chains, only for Liv to DROPKICK Roxie down! Cover, TWO! Liv is annoyed but Roxie’s not two-time NXT Women’s Champion for nothing.

Liv whips Roxie to a corner, back body blocks, then comes back for a SHINING WIZARD! Liv kicks Roxie away, goes up and CODE- NO, Roxie dodges! DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! They flounder away but the fans fire up. The countdown is back again, and next out is… BAYLEY! The Role Model is right there to get Roxie with forearms! She brings Roxie into the pod to throw her all around! Bayley fires more forearms, dribbles Roxie off the Plexiglas, then leaves her behind. Liv runs up, Bayley sends her into chains! And then back in! And then she KNEES Liv down! Bayley then catches Roxie, BAYLEY2BELLY into chains!

Bayley sees Bianca, who were really only friends because of Naomi. The wound is still fresh for both of them but Bayley says tune that out, worry about this. They go, Bayley waistlocks but Bianca switches. They switch and switch, Bayley puts Bianca on the outside, but she doesn’t pull the braid. They fire forearms, Bianca ROCKS Bayley, but Bayley blocks a kick! Bayley KNEES Bianca, then has Toronto rallying behind her! SUNSET BUCKLE BOMB! Cover, TWO! Bianca’s still the toughEST, but here comes Liv! Bayley TOSSES Liv, then drags Bianca to the drop zone. Bayley goes up to MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!

Bayley keeps her eyes on Liv and Roxie before she climbs a corner. But Roxie still anchors a leg! Roxie gets under Bayley to POWERBOMB her! Roxie pushes Bayley into the ring, then she climbs up for a FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives and Roxie shrieks! But Liv hits a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Roxie stays in this and Liv grows frustrated. Bliss is all smiles, because as the countdown returns, it’s her turn! The door opens, and it’s time to play. The fans fire up as Bliss stares Liv down from afar. Bliss steps in, Liv runs up, but Bliss dodges to SLAP, ROCK, and THROW Liv down! Bliss rains down fists but Roxie goes after her.

Bliss ELBOWS Roxie away, then grabs her by the neck! STO! Then Bliss HAMMERS away on Roxie! Liv drags Bliss up but Bliss hits a JAWBRAEKER! Bliss clinches, Liv fights free, but Bliss DROPKICKS her down! Bayley rolls Bliss up, TWO! Bliss DECKS Bayley, that right hand still packs a punch! The fans fire up and Bliss runs to DOUBLE KNEE Bayley in the back! And then a BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives but Bliss brushes that off. Bliss drags Bayley up, SLAPS her back down, then adds INSULT2- NO, Roxie kicks and TOSSES Bliss! Then she whips Bliss into chains! Roxie wants revenge for just last night!

Roxie digs her boot in, talks trash on Bliss and the fans, but then Bliss avoids the stomp! BACKBREAKER! Roxie writhes, Bianca DECKS Bayley! Bayley gets up to hit back, she and Bianca brawl, but Bliss CFROSSBODIES! Bianca & Bayley catch her to DOUBLE POWERSLAM! Then Bayley puts Bianca through ropes to HOTSHOT STUNNER! Bayley runs and DIVES to basically SPLASH them both! But Liv RAMS Bayley into a pod! Liv then brings Bayley around the way to RAM her into the pod again! But Bayley steps over to ROSE PLANT Liv!! Liv sputters, Bayley hurries to drag Liv into the ring, but Roxie rolls Bayley! TWO!!

Bayley gets up, Roxie tilt=o-whirls to LA MYSTICA! CROSSFACE!! Bayley endures, flails, reaches around, rolls, but Roxie holds on! They roll to the outside! Bayley grabs at the chains, claws at Roxie’s hands, and the chains hurt Roxie’s fingers! Roxie is furious and she THROWS Bayley into the chains! Roxie drags Bayley up again, claims she was never Roxie’s role model, but then Bayley gets Roxie in the ropes! Roxie steals the HOTSHOT STUNNER! Then Roxie goes up, up, LIONSAULT onto knees!! Bayley catches Roxie for the ROSE- NO, Roxie powers out! Roxie runs, wheelbarrows, but Bayley DUMPS her out!

OBLIVION!! Cover, Liv ELIMINATES Bayley!! Liv grins as she takes out The Role Model, and we’re already down to four! But then Bianca locks her eyes on Liv. Liv runs away but can only go up! Bianca climbs after her! They’re on top of a pod! Liv kicks at Bianca but Bianca still makes it up there. Liv SMACKS her off the Plexiglas! Bianca ELBOWS Liv in return! Liv grabs the braid! She wants to take Bianca down with her! Bianca snatches her hair free and WHIPS Liv on the back! Liv dangles, Bianca kicks her down! The fans are fired up with Bianca as she takes aim! Bianca SUPER CROSSBODIES onto Liv, Bliss and Roxie!!

The fans are thunderous as Bianca rises, but then even she flops down against the steel. The fans declare “This is Awesome!” as Bianca crawls and covers Roxie, TWO! Bianca hurries to cover Liv, TWO! Bianca seethes, but she runs up on Bliss! Bianca RAMS Bliss, puts her up top, then climbs up after her. Bliss fights the suplex, Liv & Roxie join in! TOWER OF DOOM!! The fans fire up again after that Double Powerbomb Superplex! All four women sputter and stir. Liv runs up on Bianca, Roxie SUPERKICKS her first! Roxie POSTS Bianca, then SOBATS! Roxie hops on, but Bianca pops her off! Liv hits a CODE BREAKER!

TWISTED BLISS!! Cover, Bliss ELIMINATES Roxie!! Bliss grins, and she sees Liv and Bianca in opposite corners. They all stand up, watching the others. Liv runs up, Bliss kicks her down! Bliss dodges Bianca, fires forearms, but Bianca shoves her back! Bianca wrenches and torture racks, KISS OF- RANA for Liv! Bliss then drop toeholds Bianca, then she stands on Bianca for STOMPS! Liv THROWS Bliss down, drags Bianca up, and snap suplexes! Una Amiga! The fans boo but Liv hits Dos Amigas! Liv goes again, THREE AMIGAS! Liv gives some Latina Heat before the ENZIGIRI! Liv grins, and she wants to dial it up!

Liv runs, but Bliss catches her! TWISTED SISTER rolled up!! TWO!! Bliss escapes, but Liv kicks her low! Bianca torture racks Liv! Liv fights free, waistlocks, but Bianca switches. O’Conner Roll, TWO, and into TWISTED SISTER!! But Liv jackknife bridges Bliss, and holds Bianca’s braid!! Liv ELIMINATES Bliss!! The fans boo but Liv drags Bianca by that braid! Cover, TWO!!! Bianca survives and Liv is beside herself! Liv puts Bianca in the ropes, shoves her to chains and uses the braid like a yoyo string! She just sends Bianca into chains again and again! Then she YANKS Bianca into the ring to cover, TWO!!!

Liv is growing frustrated, but this is why Bianca is the ToughEST. The fans rally for “E S T! E S T!” Liv shakes her head, goes up a corner, and she leaps, FLYING CODE BREAKER!! Bianca staggers up, and she SPEARS!!! Cover, TWO!! Liv survives, Bianca is beside herself, but the fans rally up even harder! Bianca goes to the outside to fetch Liv, and she reels Liv in. Bianca hoists Liv up, but Liv grabs the chains! Liv rains down fists, but Bianca stops the rana! Bianca SWINGS Liv into the pod! And into chains! And pod! And repeat! Then a POWERBOMB into the ring! The fans are thunderous as Bianca climbs up!

Bianca aims to 450 SPLASH onto knees!! Liv saves herself, runs up, OBLIV- NO, Bianca slips around to torture rack! KISS- NO, Liv lands out to CODE BREAKER!! OBLIVION BLOCKED! One more torture rack, one more KISS OF DEATH!! Cover, BIANCA WINS!

Winner: Bianca Belair, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Women’s World Championship)

From that truly emotional start to a gritty finish, Bianca Belair is going back to WrESTleMania! She’ll still want to know #WhyNaomiWhy, but can she focus on Rhea Ripley VS Iyo Sky this Monday Night Raw? Speaking of, Rhea and Iyo are both here! They both meet Bianca on stage for quite the stare down between them all. What combination will we be getting for Mania in Vegas?

 

Tiffany Stratton & Trish Stratus VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae!

A generational showdown features a dream team that some fans dared not dream! The WWE Women’s Champion stands alongside the living legend, but is it Tiffy Time for Stratusfaction? Or will the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie treat Tiffy & Trishy like trash in Toronto?

The teams sort out and Candice starts against Trish. They circle, the fans rally up, and Trish THESZ PRESSES! Trish rains down fast hands, but then she dodges Nia! Tiff ROCKS Nia, then steps in to fire hands. Nia shoves Tiff, but Tiff & Trish DOUBLE DROPKCIK! Nia tumbles out, Trish gets Candice for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Trish drags Candice up, tags Tiff, but Nia drags Trish out! Nia HEADBUTTS Trish down, btu Tiff FLYING FOREARMS! Tiff fires off on Nia, but Candice WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Candice then THROWS Tiff into steel steps! Candice puts Tiff back in the ring, CLUBS her down, then CLUBS her again.

Candice drags Tiff up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Nia. Candice wrenches Tiff’s arm and sends her into Nia’s SEATED SENTON! Nia mocks the Tiffy Time and the Trish point, which the fans boo. Nia drags Tiff up to SMACK her off the mat! Nia taunts Tiff, says Tiff ain’t ish without her, then pushes her down. Nia CHOKES Tiff on the ropes! The ref counts, Nia YANKS Tiff back, then clamps on with a COBRA CLUTCH! Tiff endures as Nia thrashes her around, and the fans rally up. Tiff fights up, JAWBREAKERS free, then BOOTS Nia! Tiff ELBOWS Candice but Nia SPLASHES Tiff in the corner!

Nia has Tiff in the drop zone, goes up the corner, but Tiff YANKS her down! The fans fire up and Tiff crawls! Hot tag to Trish! Trish fires haymakers on Nia! The fans fire up, Trish dodges Nia to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Trish puts Nia in a corner, then puts some stank on the CHOP! Trish then kicks Nia low, runs and CHICK KICKIS! Nia stays on one knee, so Trish whips. Nia reverses, Trish tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Nia is tougher than that, but here comes Candice! Trish dodges to SPINEBUSTER! Trish kicks Nia, headlocks, and she points up! STRATUS- NO, Nia stops that and hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO!

Nia is annoyed but Trish is still tough. Nia pushes Trish around, tells her to stay down, then looms over her. Nia says “SUCK IT!” then drags Trish up by her hair. Nia taunts Trish’s kids! The fans boo, Nia shoves Trish down, then she RAGDOLLS Trish! Nia THROWS Trish down, then soaks up the heat. Nia says kiss this, then stalks Trish. Nia pushes Trish around, and she has the STRETCH MUFFLER! Trish endures as she dangles off the mat! Candice tags in before Nia SWINGS Trish into buckles! Candice runs, DROPKICK! Trish falls, Candice covers, TWO! Candice stays on Trish, SLAMS her down, and the fans boo.

Candice stomps Trish around, keeps her from Tiff, and clamps on a keylock. Trish endures, the fans rally, and Trish fights up. Trish fires fast hands, but Candice THROWS Trish down! Cover, TWO! Trish stays in this and Candice grows frustrated. Candice clamps on with a facelock, then she suplexes! Cover, ONE!! Trish shows that toughness but Candice drags her with a chinlock! Tag to Nia, Nia sits Trish up in the corner, and she mocks Tiff. Nia runs to HIP ATTACK Trish! And rubs it in with a STINK FACE! Nia soaks up the heat, tags in Candice, and they dig their boots in! The ref counts, Candice lets off, and she stands Trish up.

Trish fires haymakers! The fans fire up but Candice RAMS her into the corner! Candice gets space again, and sucker punches Tiff! But Trish takes Nia down! Trish and Candice run at each other, DOUBLE FACEBUSTER! The fans rally up as Trish and Candice crawl. Trish reaches out, hot tag to Tiff! Toronto fires up as Tiff rallies on Candice! Tiff then dodges and CLOBBERS Candice! Tiff then handsprings and BACK ELBOWS! Tiff BLASTS Nia, too! Tiff blocks a kick, trips Candice, jackknife and roll through, ALABAMA SLAM! Nia is in but Tiff SPINEBUSTERS her!? The fans are thunderous as Tiff hits a DOUBLE TIFFY STOMP! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally behind Tiff more as she drags Candice into the drop zone. Tiff goes to the corner, goes up, up, and- NO, Candice trips Tiff up! Tiff tumbles, Candice hurries to tag Nia! Step-up SENTON, then a LEG DROP, brother! Cover, TWO!! Nia is shocked but she hauls Tiff up. Tiff shove Nia into Candice! Then she gets around Nia to SAIDO!! Tiff shows incredible strength, and she hot tags Trish! Candice ELBOWS Trish, goes up, but Trish goes after her! STRATUSPHERE! Cover, Nia ELBOWS it apart! Then she CLOBBERS Tiff! Nia soaks up the heat, drags Candice to the corner and tags herself in.

Nia drags Trish to a drop zone, then goes up. But Trish GAMANGIRIS! Trish then goes up to the very top! The fans fire up for a SUPER DUPER STRATUSFACTION!! Cover, Candice LIIONSAULTS but Trish moves! Candice hits Nia, Trish hot tags Tiff back in! Tiff baits Candice in, TOSSES her out, then she hurries up the corner! PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER on Nia!! Cover, Tiff & Trish win!

Winners: Tiffany Stratton & Trish Stratus, by pinfall

Tiffy & Trishy celebrate together as the stand tall in Toronto! And now with the Road to WrestleMania cleared of distractions, will the Center of the Universe be able to focus on The Queen?

 

Unsanctioned Match: Kevin Owens VS Sami Zayn!

For over 20 years, these two have been the best of friends and the worst of enemies, so it is both a shame and absolutely fitting that it could all end with this. But in the end, The Prizefighter’s selfishness and paranoia has turned him against the last person he had left. WWE will be hold harmless so there is nothing holding these two back. Who doesn’t so much win as survives this final showdown inside the Rogers Centre Sky Dome?

The bell rings and the fans are already fired up! Kevin and Sami stare down as the singing of “Ole~, Ole Ole Ole~” echoes out. Sami tells Kevin that Kevin’s the one to blame for this, not Sami. But Kevin fires the first punch! They go back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans are fired up again! Sami gets Kevin down, rains down fists, then lets off. But Kevin gets up to ROCK Sami! Kevin whips Sami and ELBOWS him down, but Sami’s right up to DECK Kevin! The fans fire up but Sami checks his neck. That package piledriver from weeks ago still did a number on him. Sami brings Kevin up but Kevin fights the Blue Thunder!

Kevin suplexes Sami to hang him out to dry! Then he SENTONS! Kevin goes out, drags Sami out to join him, but Sami POSTS Kevin! Sami stalks Kevin, but Kevin CHOPS him! Sami ROCKS Kevin, fans want tables, but Sami POSTS Kevin again! Sami stalks Kevin, pushes him into the ring, then goes looking under the ring. Sami brings out a chair, which fans like. Then Sami gets another chair! And another chair! Kevin grabs a chair to JAM Sami! And he SMACKS Sami on the back! Sami writhes, Kevin SMACKS him again! Kevin waits for Sami to sit up again, and he SMACKS Sami back down! The ref checks on Sami but Sami drags himself up.

Kevin winds up, but Sami avoids the headshot! Chair hits ropes and it comes back to SMACK Kevin! Sami hurries to get the chair, and he SMACKS Kevin on the back! Kevin writhes, but Sami SMACKS him again! Sami stalks Kevin out of the ring, takes aim, and he SMACKS Kevin again! Sami brings Kevin around, puts him in the ring, then JAMS him up with chair after chair! Sami stacks the chairs on Kevin, then thinks of something. Sami goes outside, looks under the ring, and he brings out a HOCKEY STICK! The fans like that, too! Canada just won the Four Nations Faceoff, so Sami SMACKS away on Kevin! Kevin bails out and the fans fire up!

Sami goes out after Kevin, and he looks under the ring. Sami brings out a TABLE! The fans cheer again, and Sami brings the table around to set it up. Sami stands that up by the barriers, but Kevin sends Sami into a POST! Kevin gets that hockey stick, JAMS Sami up, then CHOKES Sami with it! The stick is in Sami’s mouth, and Kevin BITES Sami’s face!! The fans tell Kevin he’s sick but Kevin doesn’t even register anything but the table. Kevin then brings out a second table! Kevin sets that up, on top of Sami’s table! The fans like this double decker, but then Sami HIGH STICKS Kevin! And CLOBBERS him over barriers!

The fans fire up as Sami goes out after Kevin, chases him around behind the timekeeper’s area, and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as the action is even closer! Kevin CHOKES Sami with a security stanchion sash! The fans fire up as Kevin brings Sami along, but Sami fights back with haymakers! They brawl further on through the crowd, to the very back rows, and the fans are loving it! Sami kicks low, ROCKS Kevin, then he grabs a trash can! Kevin goes up the bleachers but Sami pursues! TRASH CAN ATTACK! The fans rally behind Sami as he JAMS Kevin up, thebn puts the can on Kevin’s head! Sami ROCKS Kevin through the can!

Kevin goes back down to ground level, Sami hot on his trail. Kevin SMASHES Sami with a bottle!! But Sami gets around to BLUE THUNDER BOMB through a table!! Not even the table they set up but good enough! Toronto loses its mind, to POWERBOMB him through another table!! The fans are going even wilder while Sami seethes. “This is Awesome!” as Sami drags Kevin up from the wreckage, SHOVES him down the aisle, and then brings a trash can lid with him. Kevin hurries back to ringside but Sami SMACKS him with the lid! Kevin hobbles, stumbles, and falls, but Sami SMACKS him again! Now Kevin crawls his way to ringside!

Sami stalks Kevin, still armed with the lid. Kevin grabs the ring bell and CLOBBERS Sami!! And CLOBBERS him again!! Kevin SMACKS Sami with the trash can lid again and again and again! Sami hunkers down in the timekeeper’s area while Kevin goes to commentary. He uses a monitor to SMASH Sami! Kevin drags Sami back to the ring, then he climbs. But Sami ROCKS Kevin first! Sami goes up, the fans rally, but Kevin fights with body shots! Sami fires body shots in return! Sami knows what Kevin does to counter the superplex, so now he- NO, Kevin slips under and SHOVES Sami off the corner! Sami crashes through the double decker tables!!!

Toronto loses their minds all over again while the ref checks on Sami. Kevin drags Sami into the ring, and he has a chair set up. Kevin pump handles, torture racks, LAST OF THE DRAGONS THROUGH THE CHAIR!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sami survives and Toronto fires up! Kevin seethes, but Sami manages to SLAP him from below! Kevin pushes Sami down, drags him back up, and he fires Kawada Kicks! Kevin whips Sami to ropes, POP-UP- NO! Sami slips through, slips around, SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Kevin gets right up, takes another swing, SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on what’s left of that chair! And Toronto is going nuts again!

Sami roars as he rises, and he aims from a corner! Sami runs in, Kevin sends the ref in, HELLUVA KICK takes out the ref!! Kevin kicks low, STUNNER!! Cover, but the ref is down! Charles Robinson appears, counts, TWO!! Kevin is pissed, so he CLOBBERS Lil’ Naitch!! The fans are thunderous as Kevin’s rage reaches a new level! A third ref slides in mostly to check Robinson, and he tells Kevin to be reasonable. Yeah, easier said than done. Kevin goes out, and he finds another table! Kevin slides the table in while Sami shakes out his arms. Sami’s neck is still an issue, but Kevin finishes putting his table in the drop zone.

Kevin stops Sami from getting a chair, and then SMACKS him with it! Sami sputters, but he still sits up. Sami is smiling!? Maybe he’s just as sick as Kevin after all! Kevin drags Sami over to the table, HEADBUTTS him onto it, then he sets a chair on top of Sami! Kevin goes up, but Sami rises! He CHUCKS the chair at Kevin! Kevin gets hit in the face and now he’s dazed up top! Sami shakes out the rest of the cobwebs, and he glares up at Kevin! Sami SLAPS Kevin, climbs up, but Kevin is still too good against superplexes! SUPER FISHERMAN BUSTER through the table!!! Both men are down and Toronto loses their minds once more!

Kevin crawls from the wreckage, covers, ref Ryan Tran counts, TWO!?!?! Sami survives again and shocks everyone! Kevin rises, but producers come out here now to say Sami’s had enough. The fans boo, but then Kevin JAMS Sami up with a chair! Kevin stands Sami up in the corner, looks him in the eye and says this is ALL Sami’s fault! Kevin CHOKES Sami, runs corner to corner, but Sami follows! HELLUVA KICK!!! Both men fall, the fans fire up, and Sami reaches out! Sami manages the cover, TWO?!?! Kevin survives and Toronto is in disbelief! The fans rally for Sami as hard as they can, and Sami goes outside.

Sami shakes the arms in hopes of getting feeling again. Sami brings out another chair, and another chair, and then notices something special under there. Sami brings out a chair wrapped in BARBED WIRE!! Did Mick Foley leave that there or something?! Either way, the fans want Sami to use it! Sami gets in the ring, Kevin panics, and he wants mercy! But Sami KICKS Kevin, to then SMACK Kevin with the barbed wire chair!! Sami snarls, the fans say “ONE MORE TIME!” so Sami SMACKS Kevin with it again!! Kevin writhes, but Sami has an even nastier idea. Sami sits the chair up, brings Kevin over, and they brawl!

Kevin fires a knee, runs up, but Sami drop toeholds Kevin onto the barbed wire chair!!! Kevin writhes as he clutches his face! Sami then hurries to set up the normal chairs together, and he puts the barbed wire chair across them like a bridge! Sami hoists Kevin up, BLUE THUDNER BOMB ONTO THE CHAIRS!!! Cover on the chair, TWO?!?!?! Kevin refuses to stop, even after all that! “This is Awesome!” as both men go to opposite corners. Sami grits his teeth, runs in, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Sami writhes and flounders right out of the ring, his neck and back still in awful shape! But Kevin goes out, and he brings a chair with him.

Kevin drags Sami up, to put the chair around Sami’s head! Fans freak out already as Kevin whips Sami INTO THE POST!!! Sami falls in a heap, but Kevin is not done! Kevin stands Sami up, to POST him again!! The chair falls away while Sami slumps back down. Kevin drags Sami up again, because he looks to the apron. It’s how this began here in the WWE! Kevin hits a POP-UP POWERBOMB to the apron!! More and more producers show up, but Kevin gets in their face! He won’t let them stop this! ANOTHER APRON- NO!! Sami fights it to fire fists!! Kevin kicks low, reels Sami in again, ANOTHER APRON POWERBOMB!!!! Kevin shoves Sami into the ring, covers, and wins!

Winner: Kevin Owens, by pinfall

The friendship is dead and buried, and now medics rush in to check on Sami. Kevin stands up and security ushers him away. No, wait, Kevin wants to go back?! Kevin DECKS guard after guard, then rips floor mats away!? Kevin exposes concrete, then drags Sami from the ring!! BUT RANDY ORTON IS HERE?!? Kevin can’t even fathom that this is possible, but yes, The Viper has returned! Kevin goes to the ring to wait on Randy, the fans sing along with Voices, and Kevin says fine! Bring it! Randy throws off his jacket, rushes into the ring, and the brawl is on! Orton fires hands on Kevin, has him in the corner, then blocks a kick! R K O!!

The fans are going wild and Orton says, “You wanna try and break my neck?!” Orton sees one of those chairs and picks it up! Orton looks at Kevin as Kevin sputters on the mat. Orton looms over Kevin, looks at the chair, but then tosses the chair aside. Instead, Orton prepares the kneepad and boot. Orton backs up, lines up the shot, and he runs at Kevin, only for security and producers to swarm him! Kevin runs away, the fans boo, but then Orton RKOs a security guard! And another guard! And another! And then he shakes hands with the fourth guy, before another RKO!! The Apex Predator is going to be hunting The Prizefighter, will this take them all the way to WrestleMania 41?

 

Men’s Elimination Chamber: John Cena VS CM Punk VS Seth Rollins VS Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest VS Logan Paul!

While Cody Rhodes has yet to give his answer to The Rock, this match determines who challenges him for THE Undisputed WWE Championship! And while The Final Boss wants The American Nightmare as his champion and his “brother,” everyone else wants their moment on the Grandest Stage of Them All. Pain is the price you pay to have it all, but who uses the other five as stepping stones towards that spotlight?

The Maverick makes his entrance first, waiving the star-spangled banner just to troll Toronto. Next out is the Archer of Infamy, followed by the Second City Saint. Then the one and only John Cena makes his entrance, “The Last Time is Now” written on his powder blue towel with the Canadian flag on it. That leaves the Scottish Terminator to start off against The Visionary, The Revolutionary, Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins! The fans sing with the song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” and the bell rings. Rollins and McIntyre stare down, but the clock is ticking. Drew and Rollins look to the sign, then Drew runs up! Rollins dodges the Claymore, but Drew dodges the stomp!

Drew picks Rollins up, RAMS him into a corner, but Rollins gets out to fire haymakers and body shots! Rollins climbs, rains down fists, and Punk applauds as Rollins BITES Drew’s face! Rollins lets off to then CROSSBODY, but Drew catches him! Drew TOSSES Rollins to the floor! Rollins writhes, the fans rally, and Drew storms out after Rollins. Drew stands Rollins up to SHOVE him into the chains! The fans troll Drew with chants for Punk. Drew GRINDS Rollins’ face against the chain, even tries to shove him through a gap! Then Drew SMACKS Rollins off the chains! Drew tells Punk that he’ll get his soon enough. Punk says sure, if Drew stays in this.

Drew hauls Rollins up, and he whips, only for Rollins to reverse! Drew bounces off Punk’s pod! Rollins does more, Punk eggs Rollins on, “harder! Harder!” Rollins DRIBBLES Drew off the Plexiglas and Punk loves it. Rollins LARIATS Drew into the ring, then springboards in, FLYING KNEE! Rollins keeps moving, and he KNEES Drew down again! Cover, TWO! Rollins keeps cool while Drew goes to a corner. Rollins runs up to ROCK Drew. Rollins whips, Drew reverses, but Rollins goes up and over! Rollins keeps moving, but Drew hits a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Rollins crawls away but Drew pursues.

Drew looms over Rollins, drags him up, and then suplexes, but Rollins fights it! Rollins fires body shots, but so does Drew! Drew CLUBS Rollins, and snap suplexes him to the floor! Rollins writhes, Drew looms over him again, and Drew soaks up the heat. Drew whips Rollins, Rollins goes up but Drew KICKS him out of the air! Drew peels a crossbar and Punk loves this, too! CATAPULT GUILLOTINE into the bar!! Rollins writhes and coughs, Punk likes that, and the countdown is here. Drew sits and watches Punk, but is it Punk’s time to play? The Chamber says… PRIEST! The fans fire up as The Punisher steps in.

Priest, Rollins and Drew are in the ring, but Priest and Drew brawl! Drew knees low then CHOPS! Priest CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then he KICKS, KICKS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Drew staggers, Priest runs at Rollins, BACK ELBOW! Priest clinches Drew, FLATLINER! Priest runs to COMEBACKER LARIAT on Rollins! Priest hauls Rollins up, reels him in, and Canadian Racks! RAZOR’S EDGE onto Drew! Rollins and Drew fall on the outside, but Priest runs to jump up, only for Drew to GLASGOW KISS! Then after the headbutt comes a NECKBREAKER! Drew kips up, he takes aim, “THREE! TWO! ONE!” Rollins’ SUPERKICK hits first!

Priest has Rollins, SOUTH OF- NO, Rollins slips free to kick out legs and SUPERKICK Priest down! Rollins runs but Drew hits a SPINEBUSTER! And a deadlift POWERBOMB onto Priest! Cover on Rollins, TWO!! Rollins just barely gets out of that, but Drew storms up on Priest. Drew puts Priest up top, climbs up after him, but Priest fights with body shots! Priest trips Drew, ROCKS him, and Drew is in the Tree of Woe! Toronto tells off Logan Paul just because, but Rollins goes up after Priest! Drew adds on, SPIDER GERMAN SUPERPLEX COMBO!! The fans fire up while all three men are down! And the countdown is here!

The Chamber sends out… LOGAN PAUL! The fans boo but Logan revels in it. Logan then springboards in, CROSSBODY on Drew! Cover, TWO! Logan just steps on Priest, then STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Logan goes after Rollins and fires body shots! Logan then JABS, JABS, JABS, and kicks! Logan hooks a leg, FISHERMAN SCREW! Cover, TWO! Logan stays calm and eggs Toronto on. But Priest rises up! Logan throws his headband away, but gets a BELL CLAP! Logan staggers, Priest LARIATS Logan up and out! Priest then hurries to bring Logan around, and he SMACKS Logan off his own pod!

The fans fire up as Priest DRIBBLES Logan, then UPPERCUTS him! Priest DIGS Logan’s face into chains! The fans cheer, but Drew CLUBS Priest! Priest hits Drew back, SMACKS him off the chains, then knuckle locks so he can go up the corner. Priest tightrope walks, for a FLYING RANA!! Priest stands, but Logan’s ONE LUCKY PUNCH hits! Gut wrench and SLAM! Priest is down, Logan goes to the ring, and he loads up, aiming at Rollins. Rollins rises, Logan runs up, Rollins SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO!! Logan survives but barely! And the countdown is back! The Chamber chooses… CENA! The fans fire up as Cena is let loose!

Cena rallies on Rollins with those signature SHOULDER TACKLES! Then he fireman’s carries Priest, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Then a SPIN OUT BOMB for Logan! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT for Rollins! Cena tells Logan, “You Can’t See Me~!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then the fireman’s carry and ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! CLAYMORE from Drew!! Cena flounders, Drew grabs him, but Priest ghost pins Drew! PRIEST ELIMINATES DREW!!! Priest uses Drew’s obsessions against him again! Drew looks at the Mania sign while the fans sing, “Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye~!” Drew CLAYMORES Priest!!

Drew seethes, storms out, but Logan goes up a corner! Logan aims at Priest, but then he sees the pod behind him. Logan decides to escalate as always. Logan taunts Punk, then SUPER DUPER FROG SPLASHES!! Cover, Logan ELIMINATES Priest! We’re already down to four, and despite Toronto’s wishes, Logan’s one of them. Logan watches Punk as the countdown is back. Punk is let loose, and the brawl is on! The fans are thunderous as Punk hammers away on Logan, then snap suplexes him! Punk waits for Logan to stand, then runs up to SHINING WIZARD against the post!

Punk DRIBBLES Logan off the pod wall! The fans fire up with every SMACK off Plexiglas! Punk then THROWS Logan into steel chains! Punk says BEST IN THE WORLD, and the fans fire up as he climbs! Punk points to the Mania sign, because he knows he’s this close to it. But then he looks over and sees John Cena. The fans are thunderous as after all this time, these two meet again. Punk steps into the ring, he and Cena both saying they’re the one going to Mania. But then Rollins BOOTS Punk down! Rollins rains down fists, but Cena drags Rollins up. Rollins shoves Cena and says Punk is HIS.

Rollins knows Cena has been gone a long time, but maybe he should go film more movies, because Rollins gets Punk. Rollins goes after Punk, but Cena turns Rollins around to fireman’s carry! Rollins claws free, fires hands, but so does Cena! They go back and forth, the fans more on Cena’s side than Rollins’s! The shots keep going, but Logan DOUBLE BUCKSHOTS them down! The fans boo, but Logan reloads. Logan wants someone to get up, so he BUCKSHOT- NO, Punk wrenches, spins, and SLAPS Logan! Fireman’s carry, GO TO SLEEP!! Cover, Punk ELIMINATES Logan!! The fans love that! Punk, Cena and Rollins reset, 26 world titles between them.

Punk waits as Cena and Rollins get up. The fans are going nuts for all three of them as they slowly circle. But then Cena and Punk come to an understanding that Rollins is in their way! They brawl with Rollins, Rollins holds his own but Cena & Punk ROCK him back and forth! Rollins is pinballed, Cena hoists Rollins up! Punk runs, HART ATTACK!! The fans love that shoutout to the Hart Foundation, and Punk says now he and Cena can get down. They circle, but then Cena offers a handshake. Punk considers it, but says let’s hug. So Cena and Punk hug it out! The fans cheer, and then the hands start flying!

The fans fire up as Cena and Punk throw hands back and forth! Punk kicks low, Cena punches low! They keep going back and forth, then Cena dodges to get on those SHOULDER TACKLES! And then a SPIN OUT- FLYING MARE! Punk SHINING WIZARDS in the corner, but Cena stops the bulldog to SPIN OUT BOMB! And then “You Can’t See Me~!” But Punk kicks! Cena blocks, but Punk kicks Cena away! Fireman’s carry, GO TO- NO! Cena catches that leg, S T F!! Punk flails, reaches out, but he’s caught! Punk slips his hands into the hold, wrenches free, ANACONDA VICE!! Cena endures now, even as Punk thrashes!

Cena rolls Punk, TWO! Cena swings, into the swinging NECKBREAKER! Both icons are down, but Punk goes to a corner! Punk climbs, but Rollins is up! Punk AX HANDLES Rollins down first, then goes back up top. Punk sees Cena stand, so he CROSSBODIES! But Cena rolls through! Fireman’s carry, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!! Punk survives and Cena is beside himself! Is Cena that rusty? Or is Punk that determined? Either way, “This is Awesome!” as now Cena climbs up! Cena aims, but Rollins trips him up! Rollins goes around the side and gets under Cena, to BOMB him into chains!

Rollins then RAMS Cena through a pod!! Cena is down, the fans are going nuts, and Rollins seethes with a thousand yard stare. Because he has Punk all to himself. Rollins storms up, but Punk cradles Rollins! TWO, and Rollins kicks low! Rollins underhooks, but Punk fireman’s carries! Rollins CLAWS free, kicks low, PEDIGREE!! Cover, TWO?!? Punk survives, he IS that determined! Rollins stalks Punk to the outside, looms over him, and hauls him up for another underhook! But Punk BACKDROPS Rollins into the ring! Punk huffs ‘n’ puffs, looking at the Mania sign for motivation. Punk climbs the corner, but Rollins stands!

Rollins goes right up after Punk, reels him in, but Punk SUPER GOURD BUSTERS! Punk adjusts, MACHO ELBOW! But Punk chooses not to cover, because he wants to say night-night! Punk fireman’s carries, but Rollins flails free! Sunset flip, high stack, TWO, but Rollins deadlifts Punk for a BUCKLE BOMB! Rollins runs to CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO?!?! Rollins is freaking out as Punk survives again! Rollins thinks on what he must do, and he drags Punk back into place. Rollins goes up a corner…?! But Cena is there to snatch him! But Rollins fights free! Punk fireman’s carries, GO TO SLEEP! INTO the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Punk covers Rollins, Punk ELIMINATES Rollins!!!

And now, it all comes down to two icons! The fans are thunderous for them both, and it might as well be 2010! Cena and Punks hake hands, but then Punk fireman’s carries! GO TO SLEEP!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Cena survives, but Punk hauls him up! Only for Cena to fireman’s carry! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! Cena won’t stop, he goes for a leg! Punk crawls to the ropes, uses them as an anchor, and he BOOTS Cena away! CURB STOMP from Rollins?!?! Rollins screws Punk as Cena now has the S T F!!! Punk glares at Rollins from within the crossface, but Rollins shouts for Punk to just die already!! The ref checks Punk as he’s turning red! Punk is OUT, Cena wins!!!

Winner: John Cena, by submission (NEW #1 Contender to the WWE Championship)

The Visionary grins as it’s anyone but Punk going on to WrestleMania! Cena already makes history here as he ties Triple H in career Chamber wins. But will this fourth win inside the sinister structure lead Cena to his historic 17th world title reign?

But wait! Here comes Cody Rhodes! The fans cheer the American Nightmare and sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, continues to the ring, and Cena even holds the ropes open for the champ. Toronto gets the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and Cena says he’s glad Cody made it here. Cena says it’s them at WrestleMania! Cody and Cena shake hands, but “IF YA SMELLLL~!” The Rock comes out with Travis Scott! The honorary Hardcore Champion accompanies The Final Boss as he shows off those goosebumps. Rock and Scott shake hands, then they continue down to the ring. Rock looks at Cody and Cena a moment before stepping inside.

Cody and Rock already have mics as the Rock ‘n’ Scott Connection step forward. Rock then stares Cody in the eyes, places a hand on Cody’s cheek, and says, “The moment has arrived. I will open my arms, you will come to me, you will embrace me as your brother, and I will embrace you as my champion. I want it all, Cody. I want your mind, I want your soul, and God have mercy, I need your soul! If the answer’s yes, then the American Nightmare will live forever. Look me in the eyes. If your answer is no… Then tonight, the dream dies again.” Cena is shaking his head, the fans are torn, but what is Cody’s answer?

Rock waits with open arms, but the fans duel between yes and no! Cody raises the mic, and he says, “I want it all, Rock. My soul… no longer belongs to me. And do you know why? Because… I gave my soul to this ring and these people a long time ago!” Cena and the fans all cheer! Cody tells Rock, “Go F*CK yourself!” Rock is shocked but Toronto and Cena are loving this! Even Scott is shocked, but he also kinda likes this. Cody and Cena then shake hands and hug it out. But then Cena looks at Rock?! Rock says do it! LOW BLOW!!! CENA HAS TURNED!! Scott is laughing it up, as Cena now puts on a watch like brass knuckles, and DECKS Cody!!!

Cena makes sure Cody sees this one coming this time, and he DECKS Cody again!!! Cena rains down fists, then he grabs a mic! But not to talk, he CLOBBERS Cody with it!! Rock watches as the man he wanted as a brother is down at his feet. Cena picks up the title belt, takes aim, and he CLOBBERS Cody again!! The fans boo as hard as they can, but Cena holds up the belt. Cody sputters, snarls, but rises, despite the blood dripping down his forehead! Cena CLOBBERS Cody again!!! Cena RIPS Cody’s suit away, CHOKES him with his tie, and shows the world that bloodied face! Rock even lets Scott help out!

Scott drags Cody around, he and Cena hold him down, and Rock takes off the “Cody’s Soul” weight belt! Even Scott tells Cody this is what happens when you say no to The Final Boss. Rock LASHES Cody! And LASHES him again! And again! It’s like a flashback to last year! Rock and Cena stand over Cody, Scott chilling in the back. The fans chant at Cena, “You Sold Out!” Rock paints the weight belt with Cody’s blood, then LASHES him one last time! Rock hands the WWE Championship to Cena, and Cena drops it on Cody’s body. Rock has all but handed the 17th reign to Cena, is there anything Cody can do to stand against this tyranny?


My Thoughts:

A truly amazing night for the WWE here. Elimination Chamber as an event has really risen up the ranks, taking this spot a month out from WrestleMania for some major moments like what we got. We still don’t need two hour “countdown” shows but whatever. The Women’s Chamber of course opened the show, WWE loves bookending events like that, same as they did with the Royal Rumble. And while they went to the formula I expected with Jade Cargill exposing Naomi, I could not have guessed Jade would brutalize Naomi and effectively eliminate her from the match. But it was done so well because Bianca was helpless to do anything about it, only to overcome that emotional stress to win the match.

There was also a great dynamic of Liv eliminating Bliss that could turn into a big tag title story. Bliss has been teasing her connection to the Wyatts, I could see Bliss & Cross reunite to go after Liv & Raquel and those titles. Tiff & Trish VS Nia & Candice was a very good tag match, and it’s just a little surprising that Trish didn’t pin Candice for this win. But at the same time, Tiff pinning Nia basically proves Nia doesn’t deserve her rematch before Mania. Now Tiff and Charlotte can really focus on their build, hopefully not harping too much on “Tiff is just Charlotte clone.” At the same time, a generational thing would be a bit cliche itself. It’s literally Roxie’s beef with Bayley, just flipping the Heel and Face dynamics.

In the moment, I felt the Unsanctioned Match should’ve closed because it’s two of the best to come out of Canada in Canada, and that’s kind of the point of calling it “Unsanctioned” and having the “lights out” aesthetic the whole time. Either way, it was wild, though still only as wild as WWE is willing to go. Kevin winning was the right call, especially with how it allowed Randy Orton to make his great return. Kevin VS Orton is obviously the Mania match now, and that will be great stuff. Depending on how they play it, it’d make sense for Sami to help Orton beat Kevin, but it’d be just as good for Kevin to beat Orton and use that to go for a title.

And what was not to like about everything with the Men’s Elimination Chamber and Cody’s answer to The Rock? Well, I suppose if someone really, really didn’t want Cena to win and tease getting his 17th, that’s how they’d hate this. But this is everything I was hoping for and more. The match was awesome, and it even played out how the wrestlers were saying just last night. Priest took advantage of McIntyre’s obsessions, but McIntyre rages and storms off. Logan gets cocky, he gets taken out by Punk. Rollins has his own obsession with Punk, he loses in part to Punk. But then with Cena and Punk, that was partially story, because Cena want his 17th and this is his final year.

Going right from Cena’s win to Cody’s answer was already foreshadowing of what I was thinking last night. But even with expecting Heel Cena as part of his final year, actually seeing it play out was still shocking and exciting. Cody getting away with a GFY on Peacock is wild, and what great framing of Cena looking over Cody’s shoulder to Rock. Commentary did a great job with this like they did with Kevin VS Sami, especially Michael Cole questioning why Cena would do this when he’s already had so much. But the answer is as I just said: Cena wants his 17th and this is his final year. We get “Hollywood Cena” a la the nWo, that tease from Firefly Funhouse five years ago, it’s the right time to do this before Cena calls it a day.

My Score: 9.6/10

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