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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (11/7/22)
Time to set the table!
HPW is going to be serving it up hot!
HyruleMania 3 is on the horizon, but Fyter Feast whets the appetite for greatness! What will HPW be serving up this Fall?
First, what we know for HyruleMania 3!
For the HPW Goddess Championship, Zelda defends both the title and her TWO YEAR title reign against the Sorceress of Shadow, the only person to have defeated Zelda these past two years, Veran! A tiebreaker for the ages, who enters the New Year as champion?
For the HPW Termina Championship, Ganondorf called out Fin Balure after Fin Balure ruined Ganondorf’s chances in the Hyrule Warriors match. Therefore, HPW Management is making it official, we will see the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla defend the HPW Termina title against the Gerudo Ace!
And for the HPW Triforce Championship, after making it through the Blood Match, Kage is still champion. And after making it through the Hyrule Warriors match, Igos du Ikana is the new challenger. They are set to collide for the top title in all the land, will Kage #FallToRuin? Or will Igos fail to take over Hyrule Pro-Wrestling?
And now, what Fyter Feast is bringing to the table!
Thursday, November 24th, Trilby Plain hosts an awesome Autumn event!
After the All Or Nothing Quartet Match, the Arrow Club has cleared out some space on the contender’s lists. The Desert Flowers, Riju, Aveil & Buliara, cannot challenge Bad Croc Scaly & The Young Ducks, Mack & Rick Quackson, for the HPW Trios Championships. The Dame of the Dunes, Tali, cannot challenge Torbevito for the Death Mountain Championship. However, as the Gerudo Alliance realized for themselves, they can shake things up and try again! But they won’t just be given those opportunities, they must earn them!
As such, a match that has become tradition at HyruleMania for the Death Mountain Championship returns again! It will be a Furious 5 Ladder Match! Torbevito is going to be in for the biggest title defense of his life, but he knows what one of these ladder matches is like since he was in one just last year. But who will join him? First, after her big win over Ghirahim in the I Quit match, the Twilight Princess is a shoe-in for this match! Will Midna be the first former HPW Goddess Champion to win the Death Mountain Championship?
But for Fyter Fest, the remaining three spots will be filled through three qualifying matches! In relation back to Desert Flowers leaving the HPW Trios titles behind, Aveil will be entering the Death Mountain Championship chase! But she’ll be facing someone who proved themselves through the Hyrule Warriors match in Byrne Lokoma! Will Aveil be able to turn things around from a frustrating defeat? Or will she be the one derailed?
Then, we will see showdowns of Dark Horses and veteran names! Odolwa, the God of Woodfall, was a forced to be reckoned with, but he is running into the mountainous General of Darkness, Onox! Will the Sword of the Swamp be able to cut down this boulder of a man? Or will the TCW Triple Crown Winner start the climb up Death Mountain? And in the final qualifier, Ralph, the Lad of Labrynna, did what he could but couldn’t come out on top in the Hyrule Warriors match. Likewise, the Living Blade said those dreaded two words and lost to Midna. But they’re both getting a last chance, who will be the fifth man in the Furious 5 Ladder Match?
But the real feast is in the Trios Division.
With Arrow Club still on top, they are the ones with targets on their backs now. There are any number of trios that want after these titles, but not all of them can have a seat at the table. With just one ring and four corners, HPW is setting up what will be known as a Three By Four Match! Four teams of three so that all four corners are occupied and all four teams will be legal at once!
Firstly is the new formation of Tali, Buliara & Riju, now going by the Dames of the Dunes. They may have lost in the Quartet match, but HPW does take into account the extenuating circumstances of Fin Balure getting involved. Then, after the brawling in and out of the ring between these two factions, both the Dark Forces and the UnderWorld Order will be included so that they can kill two birds with one stone. The Dark Forces will be represented by Volga, Cia and Gibdo, while the uWo will be represented by Hollywood ReDead, their Gibdo, and newest member, Skull Kid!
Upon hearing Skull Kid was included, Groose was clamoring at management’s door, demanding a way into the Trios Championship chase. He obviously would need two partners, and he has Tingle, but he still needs a third. Will Groose find a third partner in time? Or will they be eliminated by default and replaced by another hungry trio waiting in the wings?
My Thoughts:
This is going to be a BIG Fyter Feast. The qualifiers are going to be a lot of fun with three sets of an established name facing a Dark Horse, they could all go either way. And the Trios Division is big but I didn’t want to be redundant with having a gauntlet or battle royal, because that’s what the Hyrule Warriors (Royal Rumble) match is already. So instead, I’m getting as much story value as I can in a sudden death match with four trios, and of course we’ll get some stuff set up for HyruleMania out of that past just, “Who is facing Arrow Club?”
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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!
HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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