Connect with us

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/9/22)

Someone’s on a Rampage!

Published

on

Rampage Coverage 2022

It doesn’t matter who they fight, they just fight!

Jon Moxley takes on The Future, Konosuke Takeshita, while Orange Cassidy defends his AEW All-Atlantic title against whoever Kip Sabian finds!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley VS Konosuke Takeshita; Moxley wins.
  • Regina di Wave Championship: Hikaru Shida VS The Bunny w/ Penelope Ford; Shida wins and retains the title.
  • Lee Moriarty & “Big Bill” W. Morrissey w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Clayton Bloodstone & Izzy James; Moriarty & Morrissey win.
  • AEW All-Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Trent Seven; Cassidy wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley VS Konosuke Takeshita!

The Maniac said on Dynamite that the Blackpool Combat Club was still standing, and was still going to show the world what professional wrestling is all about! The Future agreed by taking this open challenge, but will he be the one Moxley uses to make a statement?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up, Moxley powers Konosuke to ropes but Konosuke turns it around. Moxley turns it back around but Konosuke turns it back again and they end up in a corner. The ref counts, Konosuke lets off cleanly and the two reset. They go again, Moxley wrenches an arm to a wristlock and fans rally. Moxley spins Konosuke, wrangles him to the mat, but Konosuke rolls back. Moxley keeps on him with a hammerlock but Konosuke hooks a leg to trip Moxley. Moxley headscissors back and goes for an arm. Konosuke clasps hands, rolls and slips around to rear mount.

Konosuke tries to float over but Moxley dumps him off and has an arm. Cover, ONE, but Moxley facelocks. Moxley rolls Konosuke to another cover, ONE! Konosuke fight sup, wrenches out, wristlocks, and headlocks. Moxley powers up and out but Konosuke RAMS shoulders! Moxley RAMS back, Konosuke rebounds but into a CHOP! Konosuke CHOPS! Moxley CHOPS! They go CHOP for CHOP, then Moxley ROCKS Konosuke with a forearm! Moxley eggs Konosuke on so Konosuke fires back! The forearms go back and forth now and fans rally up! Moxley KICKS a leg, ELBOWS Konosuke in the head, then runs. Konosuke drops to DROPKICK!

Konosuke suplexes Moxley, Moxley slips out and spins Konosuke around! Moxley underhooks but Konosuke arm-drags free! The two stand off and fans fire up! Moxley says it was that close and Konosuke nods, admitting that’s true. The two reset and Moxley offers a handshake. Fans are torn, Konosuke goes for it, but Moxley SLAPS him! So Konosuke SLAPS back !Moxley kicks low, puts Konosuke in a corner and he rains down elbows! Moxley grinds his forearm into Konosuke’s face, then BITES Konosuke’s forehead! Moxley hops down to CHOP! And CHOP again! Moxley CHOPS again and he eggs Konosuke on.

The ref counts, Moxley lets off, but Konosuke dodges to fire forearms! They go back and forth again, Moxley ROCKS Konosuke but Konosuke jumps and RANAS! Moxley bails out, Konosuke runs and FLIES! Direct hit and fans are thunderous! Konosuke stands, and Don Callis is watching from the VIP skybox. Konosuke whips Moxley into railing, and Moxley staggers away into the crowd! Konosuke pursues but Moxley hits him back! They brawl and Rampage goes picture in picture!

Moxley and Konosuke just keep throwing shots, but then Moxley DECKS Konosuke! Moxley steps on Konosuke’s face, the ref tells Moxley to get this back to ringside, so Moxley drags Konosuke up. Moxley makes Konosuke take a seat, then BOOTS him over! Fans cheer but the ref keeps insisting things return to ringside. Moxley drags Konosuke up, brings him along and whips him. But Konosuke reverses and he sends Moxley into railing! Moxley ends up taking a seat  now, and Konosuke BOOTS him down! The ref again insists this get in the ring, and Konosuke nods. He drags Moxley up and puts him in the ring.

Fans fire up with Konosuke as he gest in, but Moxley hits a CUTTER! Moxley fires up and Rampage returns to single picture. Moxley’s forehead is busted open but he doesn’t care. Moxley drags Konosuke up, reels him in, and hits a PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Moxley drags Konosuke up as the crimson mask grows. Konosuke resists the piledriver, and he back drops Moxley away! Fans fire up, Moxley stands, and Konosuke runs in. Moxley dodges to send Konosuke out, but Konosuke skins the cat to LARIAT!! Both men are down as Konosuke clutches his leg. Moxley stands up, Konosuke dodges him, and again, TAKESHITA-LINE!!

Fans fire up as Moxley bails out to the apron. Konosuke storms over, goes to the apron with Moxley, and waistlocks. Moxley fights with elbows, but Konosuke kicks low, APRON DDT! Moxley slips into the ring, Konosuke aims, SLINGSHOT DDT!! Cover, TWO!! There’s more than one final beat in Moxley’s heart! Konosuke keeps his cool and fans hope they “Fight Forever!” This has to end somehow, and Konosuke hauls Moxley up again. BLUE THUNDER- NO, Moxley hits a headlock takeover! Moxley shifts, covers, Konosuke keeps his shoulders up so Moxley goes for an arm. Konosuke KNEES Moxley away!

Both men stand, and the forearms return! Moxley hits, Konosuke hits back, repeat! Moxley CHOPS, so Konosuke throws boxing elbows! Konosuke runs, into a LARIAT!! Moxley slashes his throat and he drags Konosuke back up. Double underhooks, but Konosuke fights free to a backslide! TWO!! V-TRIGGER!! Shoutout to his mentor, Kenny Omega! Then a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Konosuke and the fans are all shocked! Moxley goes to a corner, and Konosuke puts Moxley up top as fans declare “This is Awesome!” Konosuke throws haymakers, then climbs up after Moxley. But Moxley resists the superplex!

Moxley throws body shots, then SUPER GOURD BUSTERS Konosuke! Moxley hurries after Konosuke, but Konosuke wrenches out of the underhooks! Konosuke ducks a haymaker to ROLLING ELBOW! Then a O’Conner Roll, deadlift, but Moxley blocks the suplex to standing switch! SLEEPER!! Konosuke slips around to a BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! Cover, TWO!?!? Moxley survives again!! Fans again hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” as Konosuke tries to figure out what to do. Moxley flounders up, Konosuke is after him. DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS collide!! But Konosuke GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!!!

Konosuke drags Moxley to a drop zone and he heads for a corner. Fans fire up as Konosuke climbs, and FROG SPLASHES onto knees!! Moxley drags Konosuke into HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Moxley goes past 10 to then underhook, DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, ONE?!?!?! WHAT??!? No one can believe it, but Konosuke shouts at Moxley! So Moxley REGAL KNEES Konosuke down! Cover, TWO!?!? But then Moxley has the arms for the DRAGON STOMPS!! Moxley wraps on for the ARMBAR!!! Konosuke resists as much as he can, he clasps hands again, and then shifts around! Konosuke has the arms, to steal DRAGON STOMPS!!!

Fans are thunderous but then Moxley kicks from below! And then he drags Konosuke down and gets around to HAMMER away on Konosuke’s head! Fans boo as Moxley clamps on the SLEEPER! Konosuke fights up, shifts around again, but Moxley is going for a Bully Choke! Konosuke claws at the arms, fans are thunderous for “TAKESHITA!! TAKESHITA!!” But Moxley puts on all the leverage, Konosuke is out! MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission

Moxley just faced The Future of pro-wrestling, and it gave him one hell of a fight! But wait! HERE COMES HANGMAN PAGE!! Moxley called out The Cowboy, and here he comes! Hangman storms up into the ring to stare the bloody Moxley down. “Doc Sampson over there won’t clear me to wrestle because of my brain. So I guess I’ve got a pretty good excuse if I’m not thinking straight tonight!” Hangman DECKS Moxley!! And then keeps after him!! Fans fire up as Moxley scrambles away but Hangman keeps at him! Hangman whips Moxley but Moxley reverses to send Hangman into railing!

Moxley hurries after Hangman but Hangman fires off hands again! Fans fire up for “COWBOY SH*T!” while Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta rush out there! The BCC try to stop this but Moxley POSTS Hangman!! Hangman staggers around, his concussion recovery still in question! Doc Sampson hurries over while Claudio & Yuta drag Moxley away. Hangman wants to get up but his legs won’t let him. Will Hangman be the cowboy that gets back on the horse to run down The Maniac?

 

AEW returns to the Book of Hobbs.

Will Hobbs says, “You think you can survive on these streets in one night? You think you can walk a mile in my shoes? I have paid the ultimate price. I have watched the blood leak from my body. I have scrubbed the blood from my brother off the porch. This is a life, a life that you want nothing a part of. A life that you can’t handle. A life that I was brought into and I am going to take every single that means something to you!” The Powerhouse sayeth, and so shall the Powerhouse do. But what will he do to those put in his path?

 

Happy One Year Anniversary to Hook!

The UNDEFEATED Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil is still FTW Champion, and this marks the anniversary of his in-ring debut on Rampage. What will be next for the Son of Taz? We just have to wait for them to #SendHook.

 

Stokely Hathaway speaks.

“Welcome to AEW News Today, with Stokely Hathaway. The biggest piece of news: the world sucks. Atrocities are committed every single day. But the biggest atrocity in AEW history was committed on November 18th, 2022. I’m referring to the Zapruder film, the Keisha Zapruder film.” There’s a disclaimer saying, “Shout out to my homegirl, Keisha, for the footage.” And he is of course talking about Hook VS Lee Moriarty for the FTW Championship.

Stokely claims that from this angle, everyone can clearly see Hook’s foot was not under the ropes, and this is a conspiracy to protect Hook! Will there be justice for Lee Moriarty? Stokely has the camera crew cut, and he asks Keisha if she wants to go to Waffle House. He’s got some of that MJF money left over, they can get all the All-Star Meals she wants! But will AEW take Stokely’s case into consideration?

 

Regina di Wave Championship: Hikaru Shida VS The Bunny w/ Penelope Ford!

This title match is no longer just a grudge match between Full Metal Warrior and the wascally wabbit. The NEW AEW Women’s World Champion, Jamie Hayter, wants to be a fighting champion, and is offering the winner of this match a shot at her own title! Who will ride di wave all the way to a shot at the Hayter?

The introductions are made, the WAVE title is raised, and we see who brings home the silver before going for the gold!

The bell rings and fans fire up as the two stare down. Shida and Bunny slowly circle, though Bunny kinda frolics. They approach but Bunny avoids the grapple to do some more frolicking. Ford is too close for Shida’s comfort so she kicks at her. Ford backs off while fans rally and duel. Shida and Bunny go again, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Shida powers Bunny back and Bunny falls over into the ropes. Ford protests, the ref counts, and Shida lets off. Shida dusts off but Bunny shoves her. Shida shoves back, Bunny throws a forearm! Shida throws a forearm, and fans fire up as the shots go back and forth!

Shida gets the edge, she ROCKS Bunny then runs to SLIDING FOREARM! Shida hurries to scoop Bunny for a SLAM! Fans fire up and Shida dusts off her hands. Shida goes to the apron, climbs the ropes, and she jumps, but Bunny moves! Shida staggers, Bunny KNEES Shida back! But Shida ENZIGURIS in return! Fans fire up as Bunny goes to a corner. Shida runs in but into an elbow! Bunny goes up and she reels Shida in for a HANGING HEADSCISSORS! Ford makes sure the cameras are on it as Bunny thrashes Shida around! The ref counts, Bunny lets go at 4. Shida sputters and Bunny grins.

The ref reprimands and Bunny shrugs as Rampage goes picture in picture. Bunny brings Shida up but Shida HEADBUTTS! Shida brings Bunny to the corner, but Bunny resists the deadlift! Ford helps by anchoring Bunny’s feet! Bunny ROCKS Shida, then cravats for a HOTSHOT! Shida flounders away and Bunny soaks up the heat. Bunny gets back in the ring, storms up on Shida and kicks her down! The ref counts as Bunny chokes Shida, and Bunny lets off at 4 to frolic again. Ford CHOKES Shida in the distraction! Ford pushes Shida back in, Bunny covers, TWO! Shida CLUBS Bunny, Bunny drags Shida up but Shida blocks the suplex.

Shida throws body shots, suplexes, but Bunny cradle counters! TWO!! Shida escapes but Bunny CLOBBERS her! Bunny laughs then scowls before she covers, TWO! Shida grabs Bunny’s hair and drags her around. Bunny rakes Shida’s eyes! The ref reprimands, Bunny drags Shida up by her hair. Bunny bumps Shida off buckles, stomps her down, then stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Bunny goes to the far side. Bunny runs and SLIDING FOREARMS! Bunny then throws back elbow after back elbow! The ref reprimands and Bunny lets off, and AEW goes to break.

Rampage returns and Bunny brings Shida up. Shida avoids the punch to ROCK Bunny! Bunny SUPERKICKS back! Both women drop and fans fire up! Bunny drags Shida up again, dragon sleepers, but Shida blocks the Rabbit Hole to switch it around! ELBOW DROP DDT!! Cover, but Ford throws Shida’s kendo stick in! The ref grabs the stick, Shida takes it from the ref, and Shida chases Ford off! Fans fire up as the Superbad Girl begs! Shida reels back but Bunny grabs the stick! The ref takes the stick from Bunny, but Ford chicken wings Shida! Bunny hurries out to the apron but Shida ducks, the SUPERKICK hits Ford!

Shida hurries up to bring Bunny around, V-TRIGGER! Shida then leaps to METEORA Bunny to the floor!! Shida puts Bunny back in, drags her back up, and reels her in to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Bunny survives but fans fire up behind Shida! Shida aims, KATANA!! Cover, Shida wins!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall (still Regina di Wave Champion)

The Full Metal Warrior is still champion, but here comes THE Champion! Jamie Hayter applauds Shida while showing off her title. Will Hayter still be champion after facing the Regina di Wave Champion? Or will we see #TwoBeltShida heading into the New Year?

 

AEW takes a closer look at Mercedes Martinez VS Athena.

Ian Riccaboni says, “Heading into this ROH Women’s World Championship bout, I think a lot of fans may not know that Athena and Mercedes have some long standing history emanating from the Shimmer promotion.” The OG Badass says, “I made Athena. December 10th, it’s not my Final Battle. It is going to be yours (Athena).” The Fallen Goddess says beating Mercedes for the ROH Women’s World Championship “would be the icing on the cake, and definitely the push I need here in AEW. But to retire Mercedes Martinez, well, that’s a sweet, sweet victory, ain’t it?” Whose Final Battle will it truly be this Saturday?

 

Lee Moriarty & “Big Bill” W. Morrissey w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Clayton Bloodstone & Izzy James!

Even though they didn’t win the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royal, The Firm is feeling good after they eliminated and brutalized “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry. But now, #TAIGASTYLE and the human skyscraper make a tag team debut, will they start their journey towards tag title opportunities?

The teams sort out, Moriarty starts against Bloodstone, but he runs to BOOT down James! Fans boo, Moriarty dodges Bloodstone to waistlock then headlock. Bloodstone endures, wrenches out, and headlocks back. Moriarty powers up and out, Bloodstone avoids running into Big Bill, only to turn around into a BOOT! Big Bill throws the air guitar to Moriarty for him to jam on. Moriarty stomps Bloodstone’s leg then hooks the legs up. Moriarty grins as he has the standing deathlock, but then James runs in! Moriarty avoids the clothesline to reel James into a modified cobra twist! The ref counts and Moriarty lets James go at 4.

Moriarty then lets Bloodstone free to drag him around and GROUND DRAGON SCREW the leg! Moriarty grins, he stomps Bloodstone’s legs, but Bloodstone boots him away! Hot tags to Morrissey and James, and Morrissey SPLASHES James in the corner! Moriarty stands Bloodstone up, crotches him on the ropes, and then Morrissey runs side to side to BOOT Bloodstone down! Fans fire up with Morrissey, but James is up top! James leaps, into a choke grip! Moriarty gives a thumbs up before he DIVES onto Bloodstone! As for James, Morrissey gives him a HUGE CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, The Firm win!

Winners: Lee Moriarty & “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

That was dominant, and you can’t teach that! Will The Firm soon dominate the AEW and ROH Tag Team Divisions?

 

AEW shares a backstage interview from after Dynamite.

Lexi Nair was with FTR after their loss to The Acclaimed, and brings up the challenge from The Briscoes for the ROH World Tag Team Championships for a Double Dog Collar match! Is FTR willing to accept that challenge? Cash Wheeler says that three minutes ago, they lost their biggest chance at adding a fourth tag title to their collection, their chance at making history with the AEW World Tag Team Championships. As soon as they were done, they were given this challenge. If you think FTR is gonna sit and pout and make excuses, Cash promises you, you’re wrong.

Dax Harwood brings up the stipulation: Double Dog Collar. Collars are for animals. But the crazy thing is, FTR are “the most rabid animals in the world.” Last year, Final Battle 2021, FTR faced The Briscoes for the very first time. So how apropos it is that Final Battle 2022 is them finishing that history and finishing the legacy. FTR VS Briscoes 3. If they want a fight, FTR will give them the damndest fight they’ve ever had. #TopGuysOut. Then it is official! A DOUBLE DOG COLLAR MATCH for the ROH World Tag Team Championships! Who will make it out of the year wearing those collars and those belts?

 

Eddie Kingston and Ortiz speak.

Ortiz notes how the House of Black picked him up but then put him back down like a child. The Mad King says that is disrespectful. Ortiz didn’t like how that felt, because he has worked too hard to be respected as a legitimate pro-wrestler. He’s also a bit petty, so that feeling they made him feel, he promises to make them feel right back. Kingston says he doesn’t care when or how, “let’s go.” The Mad King & “Monkey” are calling out Malakai and his minions! What happens when Kingston & Ortiz stare into the darkness that is the House of Black?

 

Mark Henry speaks with tonight’s main eventers (sort of).

The World’s Strongest Man says that Kip Sabian handpicked Orange Cassidy’s opponent tonight. Why wouldn’t he just face Cassidy himself? Kip tells “Marcus” that as much as he “would love to retrieve the All-Atlantic title after the unprovoked assault by Dustin Rhodes on Dynamite, I’m not cleared to compete. But do not fear, there is always a back-up plan. And I found someone from across the pond to bring… class to this title.” Cassidy says, “Oh, great, cool, okay. Let’s, uh, can we get started please?” Kip says no, Kip hasn’t let the absence of Cassidy’s “costumed pest” go unnoticed. Where is Danhausen? Under the ring?

Danhausen appears next to Mark Henry! He says there’s been enough talk! No, don’t do that. Sorry. Well- Well what? Sigh… It looks like there’s been enough talk. Oh, Mark’s doing Danhausen’s line? Okay, that’s fine. No, it’s not Danhausen’s line, it’s Mark’s line! It’s TIME for the main event! But just who does Kip have waiting to take on Freshly Squeezed?

 

Shane Taylor & JD Griffey speak.

Shane Taylor says, “No matter how many years you run from it, Keith, the past catches up all the same. You leaving me was the best thing to ever happen to my career. Shane Taylor Promotions went on to revolutionize the Six Man Tag Team Championships.” Griffey says “Keith always had this thing on our team, right? Stay patient, he said. Stay the course, he said.” But Shane came to Griffey and said, “Why wait for the window of opportunity when guys like you are known for just kicking the door in?” At Final Battle, Keith Lee & Swerve Strickland are the last hurdle and the last question on the test. Keith’s limit is Shane Taylor Promotions. #SayLess.

 

AEW All-Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy VS ???

Cassidy has been a Freshly Squeezed fighting champion ever since getting this title off The Bastard, and he doesn’t look to be stopping now. But will putting this title up again and again come back to bite Cassidy in the butt? Mr. & Mrs. Superbad make their entrance, and they look to the tunnel. Kip’s mercenary is… TRENT SEVEN!! The Man from Moustache Mountain, a former NXT and NXT UK Tag Team Champion, is now in AEW. Will he immediately grab a title in his Rampage debut?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Cassidy survives climbing Moustache Mountain!

The bell rings, Cassidy puts his hands up, but Seven stops them from going into the pockets. Seven has Cassidy put his hands at the corners of his mustache! And then Seven does the same with his own mustache for the twirl! Seven hopes Cassidy understands. Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets. Fans cheer and Seven sighs. Seven CHOPS, but Cassidy takes off his sunglasses and hands them to the ref. Now Cassidy sputters from the chop. Seven CHOPS Cassidy again! Cassidy is stinging in the corner, Seven runs in, but Cassidy high-fives him while he dodges! Fans cheer, the ref high-fives, too.

Seven holds out a hand, asking what’s going on here, and Cassidy gives Seven some kind of secret handshake! And a thumbs up, too! Seven kicks low and scoops to SLAM Cassidy down! Seven runs to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Cassidy bails out and Kip grins at him. Cassidy stares Kip down, and the Best Friends move to back Cassidy up. Kip backs away, but Seven goes out to turn Cassidy around for a CHOP! The ring count is climbing while Cassidy leans against the post. Seven swings but Cassidy ducks, Seven CHOPS the POST! Seven clutches his hand while Cassidy DECKS Kip! Best Friends storm back up to keep Kip from retaliating.

Cassidy storms up and chases Ford off, and then he puts Seven in the ring. Cassidy fires “devastating” kicks to Seven’s bad hand! And then the shins! Seven is annoyed, Cassidy reels back, but Seven shows chop! Cassidy falls for it, Seven DDTs him down! But wait, Ford comes back with The Butcher & The Blade! Kip says he has nothing to do with this, but now things are even at ringside. Butcher & Blade brawl with Best Friends! Ford & Bunny stay clear of them all while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Cassidy sits up in a corner, Seven stomps a mudhole into him! Seven drags Cassidy up, whips him corner to corner hard and Cassidy bounces off buckles! Seven twirls his ‘stache and he drags Cassidy up. Seven CHOPS Cassidy down, covers, TWO! Seven warps on a chinlock and he grinds Cassidy down. Cassidy endures, but Seven half nelsons, then full nelsons. Fans rally, Cassidy fights up, and Cassidy reaches for his pockets! Seven brings Cassidy’s arms back up, but Cassidy keeps trying! Seven brings the arms up, Cassidy reaches down! Seven’s bad hand gives up, and Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets!

But Seven comes back to full nelson again! Cassidy flails, pries at the bad hand, and he arm-drags Seven away! Seven comes back to CLOBBER Cassidy! Seven shakes out the bad hand, fixes his hair, and then looms over Cassidy. Seven drags Cassidy up, reels him in, suplexes, but Cassidy fights that off. Seven tries again, Cassidy fights it again. Seven suplexes and he holds Cassidy up this time! Cassidy kicks his legs, gets his footing back, and snap suplexes Seven over! Fans fire up while both men are down. Cassidy crawls to a corner, climbs up the outside, and he wipes his sweat using Seven’s towel!

Seven CHOPS Cassidy! Cassidy is stuck up top, so Seven climbs up after him. Seven SLAPS Cassidy on the neck, then SLAPS him again! Seven stands Cassidy up but Cassidy fights the superplex. Seven throws body shots, climbs up to the very top, and he brings Cassidy up. Rampage returns to single picture as Seven hits a SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and fans fire up! Seven snarls, Cassidy goes to a corner, and fans chant for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Seven CHOPS Cassidy, whips him corner to corner, but Cassidy goes up and out. Seven runs in but Cassidy bumps him off buckles!

Cassidy runs Seven side to side but Seven bumps Cassidy off buckles! And BACKHANDS Cassidy off the apron! Cassidy stands up, Kip talks trash, but the ref tells Kip to back off. Seven builds speed, DIVES, but Cassidy casually pulls Kip in! Seven TOPES Kip!! Down goes Mr. Superbad and fans lose their minds! Cassidy builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit on Seven! Cassidy puts Seven in, throws off his elbow pad, and he runs in, ORANGE- NO, Seven gets around to SNAP DRAGON! And then a scoop, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy runs, into a tilt-o-whirl, but Seven blocks the DDT! Seven’s a big strong boy tonight!

Seven suplexes Cassidy up into EMERALD FLOSION!! Cover, TWO!!! Cassidy survives and fans are fired up! A standing count starts, Cassidy stirs but Seven wraps him up in a half straitjacket. Seven SLAPS Cassidy again and again, then drags him up. Fans rally, Seven ripcords but Cassidy ducks the lariat to ripcord back! Seven breaks free, Bop up and BANG!! Then a ripcord for the SEVEN STAR LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!! Cassidy survives again and shocks Seven! Cassidy crawls around in a daze but fans rally up. Seven looms over Cassidy, brings him up, and he underhooks the arms! This is for Tyler, but Cassidy slips out!

Cassidy Alabama Lifts, but Seven sunset flips! TWO! Cassidy ducks the backhand! Seven ducks the haymaker! Bop up, but Cassidy ROCKS Seven! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl DDT! Fans fire up as Cassidy grits his teeth! Cassidy kips up and goes to the corner! Cassidy climbs, Seven slowly stands, DEEP IMP- BOP!!! Seven hits Cassidy in midair, then reels him in for a SPINNING PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!!?? Cassidy survives and Seven is furious! “This is Awesome!” as Seven drags Cassidy back up. Torture rack, BIRMINGHAM- NO, Cassidy slips out to wheelbarrow and victory roll, with crossed legs! TWO!!!

ORANGE PUNCH!!! And then Alabama Lift, BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW All-Atlantic Champion)

But Kip attacks! The sore loser who didn’t even fight his own battle stomps away on Cassidy! Ford keeps the ref back while Kip stomps Cassidy more! Kip has Seven get up, and Kip says this is how they do things. Seven says fine, and he stomps away on Cassidy, too! Fans boo, but here comes DUSTIN RHODES! Kip kept mentioning him, so naturally the Natural is here! Kip runs in, into a POWERSLAM! Dustin gets in, Seven and Dustin throw hands! Dustin JABS, JABS, JABS, then flips, flops and flies for the BIONIC ELBOW! Then a kick and RHODES UPPERCUT! POWERSLAM!

Fans fire up for Dustin as he stands tall and helps Cassidy back to his feet. Cassidy is still All-Atlantic Champion, will Kip take him on directly next time? Will Kip also have a score to settle with Dustin down the road?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage with a lot going into Final Battle tomorrow and the coming Dynamites. For one, an awesome opener from Moxley VS Konosuke, and I just love that the fans got behind Konosuke before the end. Konosuke being All Elite now, he should really get in on a title story in 2023 on the road to Revolution. But at the same time, the most I see AEW doing in the immediate future is using him as an opponent Samoa Joe beats just so he doesn’t have to face Wardlow. At the same time, Don Callis watching, I bet he wants to bring Konosuke into the fold. Konosuke was Omega’s protégé for a minute, Callis probably feels he can lead Konosuke the same way he did Omega.

Another powerful promo from Hobbs, and I hope he comes back around to the TNT Championship soon. Cool acknowledgment that Hook’s been wrestling in AEW for a year now, and very good promo from Stokely to start towards a Moriarty VS Hook rematch. Moriarty & “Big Bill” Morrissey of course destroyed their opponents tonight. I’m sure Moriarty gets his rematch, but I wonder if now we’ll see a Hook & Jungle Boy VS Moriarty & Morrissey match before individual matches. JB could end up a giantslayer in AEW, having defeated Luchasaurus and now likely feuding with Morrissey.

Great promo to hype Mercedes VS Athena, I feel like this could be Athena’s win. Great Regina di Wave title match, but I had a feeling Shida would retain. Hayter of course makes an appearance to call out Shida, and that is going to be a great match between them. Hayter of course wins, but Shida is a big name to have as her first defense. Good promo from Shane Taylor & JD Griffey to hype up their match with Keith & Swerve. I feel like Final Battle should be the moment Swerve turns on Keith and joins Shane Taylor Promotions going forward. It’d be quite the turnaround from Shane & Griffey referencing Keith “abandoning” them, as now Keith will know how it feels.

Really good promo from FTR to accept the Briscoes’ challenge, and a really good promo from Ortiz and Kingston to call out the House of Black. And another hilarious promo on the part of Best Friends with Mark Henry. Kip twiddling his mustache was such a great tease as to who it was, and how awesome for Trent Seven to show up in AEW. WWE should’ve kept him, or done better to convince him to stay, whatever the issue was. I could go on about how Vince’s WWE didn’t respect enough of the NXT UK roster to try harder. Cassidy VS Seven, even with the overbooking of everyone else getting involved, was awesome. Great win for Cassidy, and great inclusion of Dustin Rhodes. Maybe we get Kip VS Dustin to name the next challenger for Cassidy, and either way we’ll get a really good match.

My Score: 8.7/10

About Chairshot Radio Network

Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!

 MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)

TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)

WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling) 

THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)

FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)

SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast

SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast 

CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS

Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)

TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends

Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5

Classic POD is WAR


Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!

All Shows On Demand


Powered by RedCircle


Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/23/25)

IF YOU WANNA JAM!

Published

on

Who wins this three-on-three?

March Madness is in full effect, and Collision is ready to Slam Dunk Sunday! But will the Death Riders’ reign of terror continue? Or can AR Fox & Top Flight finally dethrone them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight; The Death Riders win and retain the titles.
  • Bandido VS Johnny TV; Bandido wins.
  • Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont; Harley wins.
  • Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable; Los Titanes win.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight!

Jon Moxley survived another title defense thanks to Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & Pac, but now they must defend their own titles. Not only that, but it is against the three men that won that $300,000 Rampage Holiday Bash battle royal back in 2022. Will the Death Riders continue their reign of terror? Or will these high-fliers really cash in here tonight?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and it is time to slam, if you wanna jam!

The trios sort out, and The Decoder starts against Darius Martin. The fans rally up as the bell rings. Yuta and Darius circle, tie up, and Yuta wrenches to a hammerlock. Darius reaches back to headlock, then he chinbars into a cravat. Yuta spins through to trip Darius and has a toehold. Darius endures while fans rally. Darius turns over, reels Yuta in and headlocks back. Yuta brings Darius to his knees, then waistlocks. Darius switches and SLAMS Yuta, then floats to turn Yuta over for a cover. ONE, and Darius avoids a leg sweep to headlock. Yuta powers up and out, Darius goes up and over, then Darius arm-drags Yuta!

Yuta gets up, Darius DROPKICKS him, and Omaha cheers. The fans cheer, Darius CHOPS, then he tags in Dante. Darius whips, Yuta reverses, but Darius rolls off Yuta’s back. Darius SOBATS, Dante sweeps, and Darius DOUBLE STOMPS! Dante covers, ONE, but Dante wrenches to wristlock. Yuta pulls hair to put Dante in the corner, and Claudio tags in. The Swiss Cyborg stomps Dante, the fans boo, but Claudio waistlocks. Dante switches and hops on for a SLEEPER! Claudio powers up and out, but Dante sunset flips! Claudio flails to stay up, and he drags Dante right up to his feet! Dante dodges, and he fires forearms!

Dante fires more shots but Claudio shoves him away. Dante dodges, ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio returns to CLOBBER Dante! The fans are torn but Pac applauds. Claudio fires body shots, then UPPERCUTS. Claudio pie faces Dante, whips corner to corner hard, then runs up, but into a BOOT! Claudio just comes back, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Dante goes up and up and RANA! Not the cleanest but Claudio still tumbles out. Claudio hurries back in, tag to Pac. Pac RAMS Dante, then slingshots up and over. Pac keeps moving, but Dante CLOBBERS him! Tag to Fox and he LARIATS Pac! And goes Matrix to then PELE!

The fans fire up for Fox and he has Pac. Fox whips, Pac reverses, but Fox stops himself. Yuta runs up but Fox TOSSES him! Pac runs up, Fox puts him on the apron and sweeps the legs. Pac is on the apron, Fox builds speed, just to slingshot STOMP Pac on the apron! Then he CANNONBALLS Yuta! But Claudio runs up to BOOT Fox down! The fans boo, Top Flight protests, but Claudio deadlifts Fox into the ring! Pac storms in and stomps Fox around. Pac drags Fox up, bumps him off buckles hard, then tags Claudio. They mug Fox, Claudio ROCKS Fox, and then drags Fox up. Fox tries to power forward but Claudio keeps him back!

Claudio powers Fox back, he tags Yuta in, and they mug Fox more. Yuta stands Fox up to reel him in, and he snap suplexes! Cover, ONE!! Fox stays in this but Yuta stays on him. Fox JAWBREAKERS free, goes Matrix again, hot tag to Darius! Darius CLOBBERS Yuta, BLASTS Pac, then BOOTS Yuta! Darius keeps moving, HOTSHOT BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Then Darius GAMANGIRIS Yuta, steps in and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Dante CANNONBALLS Claudio! Pac TOSSES Dante out, the ref reprimands him, but that lets Yuta CLAW Darius’ eyes! The fans boo but Yuta hits a PAIN THRILLER! Cover, TWO!

Yuta is annoyed but he keeps Darius down with a wristlock, and mockingly claps hands, while Collision goes picture in picture.

Yuta drags Darius up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Pac. Pac stomps Darius down, kicks him around, then kicks Darius in the side! Pac stays between Darius and his team, taunts him, but Darius fires body shots. Darius UPPERCUTS, but Pac KICKS him down! Pac taunts the fans, then brings him up. Pac tags Yuta back in, Yuta CHOPS Darius, then Yuta snapmares Darius for a KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Yuta clamps onto Darius with a chinlock to keep him down. Darius fights up, fires body shots, and he ROCKS Yuta! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Darius runs, but into a DROPKICK!

Yuta tags Pac, then holds Darius down for Pac to drop a leg, brother! Pac looms over Darius, then drags Darius up to DECK him! Pac stomps Darius, CHOKES him on the ropes, but steps off as the ref counts. Claudio gets a cheap shot in! Fox protests but nothing can be done as Pac stands Darius up. Tag to Claudio and the mugging continues. The fans rally for “A R FOX! A R FOX!” Darius fires body shots and a CHOP! Claudio brushes that off, but Darius CHOPS again! And again! Claudio still eggs Darius on, Darius CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS into a hook! Darius tries but Claudio fights the backslide! Claudio spins around, shoves Darius, POP-UP DROPKICK!

Darius and Claudio are both down and the fans fire up! Darius crawls, as does Claudio, but then Claudio grabs a leg. Claudio drags Darius bac, but Darius BOOTS free! Hot tags to Yuta and Dante! Dante rallies on Yuta with forearm after forearm! Dante whips, Yuta reverse, Dante goes  out, up, around, and then GAMANGIRISR! Dante springboards to avoid Pac and CROSSBODY Yuta in one move! Dante FLIPS up and over Yuta, then sends Pac into him! Dante SHOTGUNS Pac in the back to send him out, and the fans fire up! Dante builds speed to go up, up, then tags Fox before he CANNONBALLS!

The fans fire up, but here comes Claudio! Dante dodges, Fox PENALTY KICKS! Then Fox goes up the corner to MOONSAULT! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up again! Fox puts Yuta in, then climbs the corner, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Fox hurries to go back up a corner! But Claudio anchors Fox, but Top Flight YANKS Claudio down! Fox adjusts, but Yuta trips him up now! The fans boo, the ref reprimands Yuta, but then Pac DOUBLE LOW BLOWS Top Flight!! Claudio DOUBLE LARIATS Top Flight, and the Death Riders regroup. The ref reprimands, but the Death Riders don’t listen as they surround Fox.

Omaha is thunderous for Fox as he fights back, 3v1! But Claudio! blocks a kick, and the mugging is on! The ref reprimands, Claudio stands Fox up, and he sends Yuta in, ELBOW! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Pac ELBOWS! Yuta ELBOWS! Repeat! The fans boo as the cycle of violence continues! Then Pac hits a TOMBSTONE!! ROCKET LAUNCHER! Cover, Death Riders win!

Winners: The Death Riders, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

Chaos reigns as The Death Riders screwed over their old rivals. Fox & Top Flight regroup and the fans cheer, but THE CRU attacks! Action Andretti & Lio Rush grin as they CLOBBER Darius! They talk trash, and then Dante gets up, only for Action to LARIAT him down! But where’d Fox go? Wait, now Lio & Action undo their chain necklaces, so they can CHOKE Top Flight with them!! The fans boo, more refs rush out here, but The Cru has already choked out Darius & Dante! Will this be the end of this animosity? Or have Lio & Action only put themselves back on Top Flight’s radar?

 

BREAKING NEWS for April!

Dynamite returns to Boston, but it won’t be Big Business. It’ll be a Spring Breakthru! Get your tickets now so you don’t miss out!

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair brings up the intense match Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia had, going to Hell and back, all for the TNT Championship. It unfortunately ended in a time limit draw, and some would say a tie is worse than a loss. Cole says he certainly feels that way. He feels sick to his stomach, physically beat up, and the worst part is, he had Garcia beat. “Daniel Garcia, I had you beat for that TNT Championship. The time limit is what saved you. And lemme tell you, the next time we do face each other, there will be no outside interference, there will be no time limit. It will be Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia, for the TNT Championship, and trust me when I tell you, you’re looking at the next champ!”

Kyle O’Reilly says wow. And speaking of rematches, it has been about a week since their match with FTR. And what’s really bugging him isn’t the loss, it’s the lack of respect. Kyle & Roddy showed a lot of respect. They held out their hands, and what’d FTR do? FTR left Kyle wondering if they really are everything they say they are: The best tag team on Earth that’s ever existed in the time-space continuum! Kyle thinks they’re just insecure. Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! No. No, we are not gonna do that. That loss matters. We didn’t go through what we went through to get back together, to lose to the supposed best tag team on the planet.”

Roddy wants FTR to hear this. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The third time’s not gonna happen, fellas.” Cole says, “And that is Undisputed.” When and where will we see these epic trilogies happen?

 

Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns as Lexy is now with The Rainmaker. We’re not even a quarter into 2025 and Okada has gotten some very significant wins defending the AEW Continental Championship. Okada says yes, at Grand Slam: Australia, he beat Buddy Matthews. At Revolution, he beat Brody King. He put those dogs down. What does that mean? Okada says he means, he put those b*tches to sleep! Is The Rainmaker saying the Hounds of Hell are no more? Or will they come barking back and take a bite out of his belt?

 

Bandido VS Johnny TV!

The Most Wanted wants his revenge on Chris Jericho, but he was first challenged by the Guru of Greatness for this “big ratings” showdown. Will Bandido mute Johnny and head for The Nueve? Or will he find he’s not #TVReady?

Johnny disrespects Bandido during his entrance by throwing his big studded jacket at him! The fans boo, Johnny grins, but Bandido fires off forearms! The bell rings, Johnny pushes Bandido back, then wrangles him. Johnny rolls Bandido, ONE, but Johnny floats to rain down fists and stomps! Johnny gets his sunglasses off, the fans boo, but Johnny says he is TV Ready. Johnny taunts “cabron” Bandido, then KICKS him in the back. Johnny eggs Bandido on, “How’s my foot taste?” Johnny drags Bandido up for a NECKBREAKER! The fans boo as Johnny shows off the abs. Johnny KICKS Bandido, drags him back up, then fires body shots.

Johnny whips, Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he CLOBBERS Johnny! The fans fire up as Bandido keeps moving, another big forearm! And another big forearm! Bandido fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs in at the corner. Bandido jumps up to MONKEY FLIP! Johnny flops hard on his face! Johnny gets up in a huff, but runs into a military press! With ONE HAND! Bandido then THROWS Johnny down! Omaha rallies more while Johnny bails out, and Collision goes to single picture.

Bandido build speed, but Johnny slides in and LARIATS! Johnny mocks the clapping, then covers, TWO! Bandido is tougher than that, but Johnny drags him right up. Johnny reels Bandido in, MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Cover, TWO! Bandido is still tougher than that, but Johnny clamps on a dragon sleeper. Bandido endures, even as Johnny hooks a leg and twists him. Bandido fights around, reaches out, but Johnny drags him back! Johnny keeps on the stretch plum style hold, but Bandido still endures. Bandido fights up, fires knees, but Johnny CLUBS Bandido! Johnny INVERTED SUPLEXES, but Bandido lands on the apron!

Bandido blocks a shot, slingshots, but Johnny SHOVES him down! Bandido hits the floor and Johnny goes out after him. Johnny storms up on Bandido, stands him up, and whips him into steel steps! Bandido falls in a heap, Johnny stalks him and taunts him, but Collision goes to break.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns, Johnny runs in at the corner but Bandido BOOTS him away! Bandido then UPPERCUTS, goes up, but Johnny throws him down! Bandido rolls to his feet, runs back in, but Johnny dodges. Johnny runs back in, but Bandido SHOTGUNS him down! The fans fire up, Bandido covers, TWO! Johnny survives that shot but Bandido stays focused. The fans rally, Bandido paces, and Bandido drags Johnny up. Bandido gut wrenches to a Canadian Rack, that then becomes a torture rack! X KNEE! Johnny staggers to the ropes, Bandido says BANG! Bandido runs in, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido wins!

Winner: Bandido, by pinfall

The Most Wanted was most certainly #TVReady! But he’s not done, as he grabs a mic to call out Jericho! “Come here, and bring my little brother, Gravity’s mask, RIGHT NOOOW!” Bandido waits, and here comes The Learning Tree! The ROH World Champion has “Big Bill” & Bryan Keith behind him, and he is holding onto Gravity’s mask. The fans boo, but Jericho smiles as he holds the mask up. The Learning Tree goes to the ring, and Jericho also has a mic. Jericho steps and says, “You know, Bandido. I wish I could tell you it doesn’t have to be this way, but I think we both know that it does.

“Because even after a generational career, one of the greatest in pro-wrestling history, I still have to remind you, everybody here watching tonight, everybody at home, who’s been fortunate enough to witness the brilliance of the Jericho Era… That you can only take me for granted for so long! That you can only take from me so much until I start taking back.” Jericho can be quite generous, and he can also be very dangerous. Bandido can just ask his family. The fans boo, but Jericho says Bandido’s terrified sister, his disgraced brother, and his weeping mother…! And Jericho is sorry he made Bandido’s mother cry, he really is.

But he had to teach Bandido a lesson! That’s what happens when you try and take the ROH World Championship from Chris Jericho! You understand him? Do you?! The fans boo, but Jericho says if Bandido wants the mask back, he can’t have it. Because Jericho wants Bandido to remember the humiliation that he felt when Jericho took this mask right off his brother. And the only thing worse than taking a luchador’s mask… is putting that mask on! Jericho goes to put Gravity’s mask on! The fans boo as Jericho wears it as his own! His big head doesn’t even fit in it! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but Jericho tells them to shut up!

Jericho, muffled as his voice is now, tells Bandido that Bandido should just stand there and cry like his mother! Bandido DECKS Jericho instead! But now Bill runs up! Bandido dodges, BOOTS Keith, then dodges again! Bandido goes up, up, but into Bill’s big hand! SKYSCRAPER- NO, Bandido slips free, then dodges Keith! Bandido SNATCHES the mask off Jericho, and gets away clean! The fans fire up as Bandido gets his moral victory! But will he and Jericho go one more round for THE victory?

 

Megan Bayne speaks.

“I’ve watched others fight for what they believe is theirs: Titles, fame, glory. But none of them possess true power. They worship at the feet of champions, but even those champions don’t understand what it is to be chosen by the heavens. I have arrived here as the embodiment of fate. And when they bow before me, when they worship at my feet, they’ll finally know that the All Elite Goddess has arrived. I am The Megasus, and this is my kingdom now.”

Toni Storm speaks.

“Who died and made you God? Who came down from the mountains and bestowed your power upon my people? Megan Bayne, have you heard the mythology of the one they call Timeless? Hercules doesn’t have my thighs, I have an Oedipal Complex with myself, I can summon the Kraken from my ass, and Pegasus ain’t got s*it on me! I saw my reflection, and my reflection saw me, and we made love until the sun came up. And at Dynasty, I will cut off the head of the mighty Megasus, and I will hold it aloft for the whole world to see, and I will say… ‘By GAWD I’m good.'” Luther applauds in the background, will Toni Storm slay this female titan?

 

Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont!

Though she was rather coy about her- er, Harley-gram’s budding romance with The Beast Mortos, the wild Aussie is getting back in action. Will the Phoenix Princess #FEELTHEWRATH on Slam Dunk Sunday?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley. Harley and Aminah tie up, Harley headlocks, but Aminah powers up and out. Aminah drops down, Harley rolls over then bypasses Aminah to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Harley runs and KNEES Aminah low. Then a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up again and Harley stands Aminah up. Aminah throat chops, then straitjackets for the NECKBREAKER! Harley flounders to a corner, Aminah mocks the fans, then she runs in, but into an ELBOW! Harley runs up, ducks the lariat and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up for Harley, she ducks Aminah’s roundhouse to pump handle!

Harley lifts for the PUMP HANDLE SAIDO! The fans fire up with Harley, “FEEL THE WRATH!” And then she dragon sleepers, for HER FINISHING MOVE! Cover, Harley wins!

Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall

Aminah certainly did #FEELTHEWRATH, and Harley goes right to commentary for our main event! Will Harley have a good time watching Komander & Hologram officially debut as a team? Or will Dralistico y Mortos make everything tranquilo?

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis.

Lexy is with cruddy Callis and brings up all that is going on within the Family. We have not seen Kyle Fletcher since the brutal cage match at Revolution, and- Callis stops Lexy there. He says we all know what she’s up to here. She is passive aggressively getting Callis all worked up about the cage match, but here’s the thing. When you have Kyle Fletcher, just 26 years old, and already the future of pro-wrestling, “you have the luxury of putting nights like Revolution in the rearview mirror. What I’ve got planned for Kyle Fletcher, what we’ve got planned, is gonna dwarf anything that your little brain could possibly fathom!”

But one thing she said is right: Everyone wants to see Kyle! So tonight is a little treat. Ladies and gentlemen… The Protostar, the future of wrestling, and the New God of Pro-Wrestling, Kyle BAH GAWD Fletcher! Yes, Kyle indeed steps into frame, and he says there has been a lot of talk and rumors that he was in some hospital bed, licking his wounds, but he is here to set the story straight. Yes, the cage match, the entire rivalry with Ospreay, has changed Kyle. But one thing that has not changed is the fact that he is destined to be the greatest of all time!

So he will be at Dynamite this Wednesday, and he’ll make it very apparent what is next for The Family, and for The Protostar, Kyle Fletcher. Say his full name, baby! Callis and Kyle hug it out, are maybe feeling a little too good, but just what is next for the DCF in AEW?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Tony Khan has decided what’s next for Kyle: Brody King! Will the King of Death prove the Hounds of Hell are not done yet? Or will The Protostar use him as a stepping stone to the top? Then, it is some big meaty men slapping meat as “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs takes on Mark Davis. Will Hobbs finally get past the Don Callis Family with this? Plus, after Megan Bayne and Toni Storm each said their piece tonight, we’re getting a tag team match! Megan again teams with Penelope Ford against the reunited #ThunderStorm! Can La Mera Mera get her own revenge while helping Timeless Toni tune up for Dynasty?

And Kenny Omega not only returns, he is back in action against Blake Christian! Will the Best Bout Machine use the Vanilla Babyface as an appetizer for that big International Championship Triple Threat at Dynasty? And last but not least, after Dax Harwood left Cope hanging last week, Tony Schiavone will interview #RatedFTR to get to the bottom of this divide. All this when AEW arrives in St. Paul, Minnesota!

 

Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable!

This one has been a long time coming. Hologram was put on the shelf because of Dralistico, Mortos y Rush, but he was able to reboot, rebuild and refresh in time to help Komander fight back. Can the Titans of the Air fly high over LFI? Or will Dralistico y Mortos stampede over them like rampaging bulls?

The teams sort out, the ref has to keep them back, and then Dralistico starts against Hologram. Harley claims to have no idea who “Harley-gram” really is, but whoever she is, she has a fantastic chest. Wait, Mortos CLOBBERS Komander! The fans boo, but Hologram dodges, and Mortos CLOBBERS Darlistico! Hologram fires hands, Mortos headlocks, but Hologram goes up the ropes! Hologram then flips free, SOBATS, and whips. Hologram ducks under then hurdles over Mortos. Mortos leaps over, runs back up, ARABIAN PRESS and a roll! The fans fire up, Hologram dodges Mortos to then tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU-

NO, Mortos stops the ride to chicken wing Hologram! But Hologram victory rolls through, TWO! Mortos has it, TWO! Both men stand, Hologram rolls Mortos but Mortos powers through to a cover, ONE! They both stand, Mortos HEADBUTTS Hologram down! The fans fire up, then Mortos runs to sunset flip! Hologram rolls through, Komander tags in, and Komander springboards to SPLASH! Komander bounces off the cover, comes back and tilt-o-whirl RANAAS! Mortos flounders away, Dralistico tags in. Mortos BOOTS Komander, Dralistico springboards but Komander dodges. Komander shoves, then he pops Dralistico up, but Dralistico DROPKICKS!

Dralistico runs back in, ducks ‘n ‘dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Harley says this is “Luchamazing!” Dralistico fires up, runs up, but Komander blocks! Komander kicks Dralistico again and again, then goes up the corner! DOUBLE BOUNCE ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up as Komander then KICKS, SOBATS, and winds up. Komander runs to jump, spin, and wheelbarrow for the arm-drag! Komander fires up, the fans fire up, but Harley says she has to go now? Harley needs to call her friend. Harley says she forgot, but she’s gotta go, she’ll be back. Harley hops off commentary, who is she going to call?

Komander puts Dralistico on the apron but Dralistico mule kicks Hologram! Dralistico dodges Komander’s tiger feint kick, and Komander ends up on the apron. Mortos runs up, but Komander GAMANGIRIS! Dralistico is there to FLYING RANA Komander to the floor! Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS! Down goes Hologram and the fans fire up! Fans lose their minds, Harley scampers off, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos drags Hologram up, SMACKS him back down, and Dralistico sends Komander into railing! Then Dralistico drags Komander up, RAILING BACKBREAKER! Dralistico shoves Komander back into the ring, then sits him up to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Dralistico stops, and Dralistico argues with the ref. Dralistico then drags Komander up, brings him around, and whips him to ropes. Dralistico ELBOWS Komander down, tags in Mortos, and Mortos fires up. Mortos NECK TWISTS Komander! Cover, TWO! Komander stays in this, but Mortos clamps onto him again. Mortos YANKS Komander up with his mask to then SLAM him down!

Mortos stands Komander back up to SMACK him down! Komander goes to ropes, Mortos storms up, and Mortos wrenches Komander to tag in Dralistico. Komander tires to fight back but LFI still mugs him. Dralistico CHOPS Komander, then says uno mas! But then Dralistico DECKS Komander! Komander rises up, and Darlistico KICKS the leg out! Dralistico dusts himself off, puts up the ingobernable fist, then looms over Komander. Abrahantes coaches Komander, but Dralistico has him in a modified Half Crab! Komander endures, Dralistico lets go, and the fans rally up. Dralistico stands Komander up, whips him to the corner, then runs up to SPLASH!

Dralistico sits Komander down, goes side to side, and SUPERKICKS! Dralistico taunts Hologram, then soaks up the heat. But wait! “Harley-gram” is here! And suspiciously wearing gear just like Harley’s. Dralistico TOSSES Hologram in just for fun, then stands him up to CHOP! Dralistico runs at Komander in the other corner, but Komander breaks free! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Dralistico hits buckles! Hologram runs in and LARIATS! Komander SUPERKICKS! Komander feeds Dralistico to Hologram’s SPANISH FLY! Hologram then helps Komander go up, up, and PHOENIX SPLASH! Cover, Mortos breaks it!

The fans rally, Dralistico and Komander crawl. “This is Awesome!” as we get hot tags to Mortos and Hologram! Hologram dodges Mortos, SOBATS, and KICKS! And HEEL KICKS! Mortos wobbles, Hologram goes up the ropes to QUEBRADA, but into Mortos’ Alabama Lift! Hologram powers through to DESTROYER!! Mortos staggers around, flops out of the ring, and Hologram builds speed! Hologram DIVES, direct hit on Mortos and they go all the way to the ramp! The fans are thunderous and Hologram hurries to get Mortos in the ring. Fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but Komander goes up, CIELITO LINDO!

Hologram is back in, he hooks Mortos up and rolls, GHOST PIN! Dralistico barrels in and breaks it! The fans rally, Harley-gram joins in with Abrahantes, and we get hot tags to Komander and Dralistico! Komander goes up, Dralistico ROCKS him first! Dralistico climbs up after Komander, fires shots, but Komander fires back! They go back and forth, even with CHOPS! Dralistico fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT, then brings Komander up! SUPER- NO, Komander slips free and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up again as Komander roars! Komander runs and goes up, up, and SUPER POISON-RANAS!! The fans are thunderous again, but Mortos scoops Komander!

Mortos hits the BEAST BREAKER!! Then he runs to FLYING ELBOW! Hologram runs in and goes up, then up to POISON-RANA! But Dralistico FLYING CRUCIFIX DRIVERS!! Komander is back to fire hands with Dralistico, and we get DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES!! Both men fall, but Komander falls onto Dralistico! Cover, TWO!! Dralistico survives and Omaha is electric! Abrahantes & Harley-gram get that energy building, and Komander has Dralistico. The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” as the forearms fly! Dralistico CHOPS, but Komander CHOPS! The CHOPS go back and forth, but Dralistico SOBATS!

Dralistico CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then he runs, but Komander follows! Dralistico dodges, springboards, and FLYING DESTROYERS!!! Komander staggers then falls, Dralistico hurries to cover, HOLOGRAM BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous again as Dralistico runs to SCREW HIGH KICK! Dralistico whips, Hologram reverses, but Dralistico slides out! And he grabs Abrahantes as a hostage! Hologram still DIVES! Direct hit on Dralistico, and a scary landing for Hologram! Mortos storms over to TOSS Abrahantes away! But then he locks eyes with Harley-gram. Harley-gram pets Mortos’ mane, but Dralistico tells Mortos to focus!

Komander runs the tightrope! SALUTE MOONSAULT!! Direct hit on LFI and Omaha is thunderous again! Komander puts Dralistico in, Hologram is back up! Torture rack for the PORTAL BOMB!! And then CIELITO LINDO!! Cover, TITANES WIN!!

Winners: Los Titanes del Aire, by pinfall

A powerful first match as a true duo, and LFI is in retreat! Will Komander & Hologram start to take over AEW? Will “Harley-gram” be along for the ride?


My Thoughts:

A great second part to Slam Dunk Weekend, and again I like just one hour Collision. As they did last night, the title match opened, and it was great stuff. But of course Death Riders retained, a random special episode was not where they’d lose the titles. Plus, The Cru went after Top Flight to restart their rivalry. Very good promo from Okada to talk down to the Hounds, and very good promo from Kyle & Callis to talk themselves up. Kyle VS Brody will be great stuff, but I feel like Okada and Brody can circle back around to a rematch for Dynasty. It’s mostly that Brody won’t take kindly to Okada calling him and Buddy “b*tches” again.

Great match from Bandido VS Johnny, and a very good promo segment with The Learning Tree. Bandido getting the mask back was good stuff, and I bet we’ll get one more ROH World Championship match between Bandido and Jericho. I would hope this time Bandido wins and we can start moving towards a Learning Tree fallout with Bill turning on Jericho. Supercard of Honor isn’t until May, maybe we can build up other names from within the ROH roster to start challenging for the top title. And very good promo from The Undisputed Kingdom to hype up both the eventual Garcia VS Cole 3 and FTR VS Kyle & Roddy 3 matches. Those might even be at Dynasty.

And of course we got story tie-ins of Harley with LFI. Harley got a good win over Aminah, and she of course played a part in Los Titanes winning over LFI. Rush needs to return to have a talk with Mortos, and of course this “Beauty & The Beast Mortos” story is going to keep on going until Harley-gram is exposed as Harley.

My Score: 8.8/10

About Chairshot Radio Network

Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!

 MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)

TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)

WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling) 

THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)

FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)

SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast

SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast 

CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS

Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)

TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends

Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5

Classic POD is WAR


Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!

All Shows On Demand


Powered by RedCircle


Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/22/25)

C’MON AND SLAM!

Published

on

Is Collision Undisputed?

March Madness is in full effect, and Collision is ready to Slam Dunk Saturday! But will Daniel Garcia still be AEW TNT Champion? Or will the Face of TNT be Adam Cole BAYBAY?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole; Time Limit Draw, Garcia retains the title.
  • Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS Hook; Hook wins.
  • Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata; Hart wins.
  • Six Man Tag: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero VS The Don Callis Family; The Callis Family wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole!

No time to waste, we’re jumping right to the action! Red Death and the Panama City Playboy had their previous match rudely interrupted, but now there is a ringside ban on EVERYBODY! Will Garcia prove he’s still the Face of TNT? Or will the title become Undisputed?

No introductions, the belt is raised, and it’s time to see who gets dunked on!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Garcia and Cole hear the dueling from Omaha, and they step up. Cole offers a handshake, Garcia takes it, and the fans cheer. The two circle, tie up, and Cole wrenches to a wristlock. Garcia wrenches to wristlock in return, but Cole turns that back onto Garcia. Garcia reaches out, rolls, rolls, and rolls! Cole lets him free and Garcia wags a finger. The fans rally up as Garcia puts up the dukes, and does his dance! Cole smirks and circles with Garcia again. They feel things out, knuckle lock, then Cole wrenches and hammerlocks. Garcia reaches back to headlock, then shifts around to grind the hold.

The fans rally, Cole powers up but can’t power out as Garcia holds tight! Cole fights up and powers out the second try, but Garcia runs him over! Things keep moving, Garcia rolls over the dropdown but Cole arm-drags. Then Cole avoids Garcia’s arm-drag, to say, “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” The fans fire up, and Garcia smirks. Garcia and Cole reset, circle, and the fans fire up more. The two tie up, Garcia waistlocks, but Cole switches. Garcia headlocks again, then wrenches right away. Garcia waistlocks again, Cole pries at the hold, then switches. Garcia slips through to have an arm, for an ELBOW BREAKER!

The fans rally, Garcia keeps hold of Cole’s arm to then hammerlock. Cole switches that onto Garcia, then headlocks. Garcia powers up and out, but Cole runs him over! Cole brushes himself off, but Garcia grabs a leg! Cole hops around as he and Garcia stare down. Garcia throws the leg down but Cole headlocks. Cole hits a takeover, but Garcia headscissors. Cole kips free, the two tie up, and they fight for control. Garcia headlocks for a takeover, Cole headscissors, but Garcia kips free. Garcia stands tall and he stares Cole down. The fans cheer, Cole gets to his feet, and the two reset. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Garcia waistlocks.

Cole switches, Garcia switches back, but Cole grabs the ROPEBREAK! Garcia and Cole clinch as the ref counts. Garcia gives as scuff, but Cole pie faces him back! They tie up, go along the ropes now, in and out of a corner, then end up in another clinch. The ref counts, Garcia and Cole slowly let off, but then Garcia avoids a cheap shot to CHOP! The fans fire up and “WOO~!” then Garcia whips. Cole reverses, Garcia SHOTGUNS him down! The fans fire up with Garcia and he runs in at the corner. Garcia LARIATS, then he climbs up. Garcia rains down fists, the fans count along, but Cole pops out at 7 to SHOVE Garcia to the floor!

The fans rally up while Garcia flounders. Cole waits a moment while the ring count starts. Garcia hobbles, Cole storms out after him, and Cole sends Garcia into the steel steps! Garcia falls in a heap and clutches his knee. Cole hurries to get Garcia up, to send him back into the steps! Garcia crashes and burns and takes a tumble! Cole refreshes the count, fetches Garcia, and he puts Garcia in the ring. Cole grabs the bad leg to stomp the hamstring, then stomps it again. Garcia scrambles away to ropes, but Cole stands on the bad leg against those ropes! The ref counts, the fans are torn, but Cole steps off at 4.

Cole drags Garcia to center for a STANDING KNEEBAR! Garcia endures, even as Cole tells him to just give up. Garcia reaches out, and he has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Cole lets go. Cole backs off for Garcia to stand, and Cole kicks the leg out! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Not quite The Boom so Garcia survives, but Cole is right back on him. Cole has the leg, DDTS the foot, and Garcia scrambles away to more ropes. Cole stalks Garcia, drags him up, and bumps him off buckles. Cole stomps Garcia, then stand shim up. Garcia fires haymakers! Cole kicks the leg out!

Cole bumps Garcia off buckles again, puts the leg around the ropes, and pulls! The ref counts, Cole stops at 4, and Garcia slumps down. Cole runs to DROPKICK the bad leg! Garcia flounders away, clutches that leg, but he refuses to give up. Cole grabs the leg, steps through, but Garcia cradle counters! TWO, and both men stand! Cole blocks a kick, CLUBS the leg, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Garcia writhes, Cole covers him, TWO! Garcia toughs it out, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Cole is frustrated but he stays calm as he stands back up. Cole goes to a corner, waits on Garcia, then he goes up the ropes. Garcia hobbles but then falls, that bad leg a little too beat up for what Cole wants. Cole hops down to ROCK Garcia, then he goes back up the ropes. Garcia rises, and he UPPERCUTS Cole! Garcia ROCKS Cole, climbs up to get him, but Cole slips under! Cole SUPERKICKS the legs out! Garcia falls to the mat, Cole goes outside the ring, and Cole drags Garcia into the corner. Cole SLAMS the bad leg into the post! And then SLAMS it again! Garcia writhes in pain as Slam Dunk Saturday returns to single picture.

Speaking of, Cole SLAMS the leg into the post again! Cole ROCKS Garcia, then storms back into the ring. The fans rally up, Garcia crawls, and Cole talks some smack. The fans rally for “D G! WOOP WOOP!” Cole fires forearms, but Garcia refuses to back down. Garcia ROCKS Cole, Cole ROCKS Garcia! Garcia stands to ROCK Cole again! Cole fires a flurry, then eggs Garcia on. Garcia fires a flurry in return! The fans fire up but then Cole rains down fists! Garcia clamps onto Cole’s neck! Cole breaks free but Garcia CHOPS! Cole BOOTS! Cole then dodges a lariat to ENZIGIRI! Cole reels Garcia in, suplexes, but Garcia fights that to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Garcia drags himself up with the ropes, the fans rally, and Garcia dodges Cole to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT again! Garcia drags Cole up again, but Cole suplexes! Garcia slips free, TOSSES Cole out, then he has Cole in the ropes! DRAPING TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives but the fans rally and duel again. Garcia drags Cole up, but the bad leg won’t let him lift! Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this and Cole grows frustrated again. Cole grabs the bad leg, drags Garcia around, and then steps through. Garcia BOOTS Cole right out of the ring!

Cole gets back on the apron, but Garcia runs up to GAMANGIRI! Both men tumble up and out to the floor! The fans rally up, Garcia drags himself up, and the fans help him stand! Garcia smacks his leg into working, and he SHOTGUNS Cole into the barriers! The fans fire up and Garcia drags Cole back up. Garcia puts Cole in the ring, reels him in, but Cole suplexes for a GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives again and Cole is further frustrated. The fans rally up, Cole goes to the corner, and he waits on Garcia. Garcia rises, Cole aims, but Garcia UPPERCUTS again! Garcia then twists Cole’s foot as he positions Cole just right.

We hit the five minute warning as Garcia climbs. Garcia tries to go to the very top, but the bad leg gives up! He falls back, and Cole jumps in for the PANAMA SUNRISE!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! Garcia survives and the fans fire up again! Cole brushes that off to go back up the corner. Omaha duels even harder now as Garcia rises. Cole reloads, but Garcia tumbles out of the ring! Whether he meant to or not, Garcia avoided the game ender. Wait! Cole just goes to the apron now! PANAMA- NO, Garcia dodges, and then KNEES low! Garcia reels Cole in, but the bad leg still prevents the lift! Cole runs in, but Garcia gets around! GERMAN SUPLEX to the floor!

Garcia puts Cole in, beats his leg into working, and he powers up! The fans fire up, but Cole resists the lift! Garcia powers through the pain to PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?! Cole survives and Garcia is beside himself! Garcia falls back, “This is Awesome!” and Cole goes back to a corner. Garcia hobbles, runs back in, but he can’t even make it! Cole hurries back up, PANAMA SUNRISE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Garcia survives, but Cole just goes to the FIGURE FOUR!! The fans are thunderous as Garcia endures, shouts in pain, and flails around! Garcia claws at the hold, but then he backstrokes towards ropes!

Cole puts on the pressure, Garcia bites his finger to ignore his leg pain, and he gets the ROPEBREAK!! Cole lets go in frustration while the fans fire up again. Cole drags Garcia back to center, but Garcia drags Cole down for a cradle! TWO, but Garcia has Cole’s legs! DRAGON TAMER!! Cole endures as Garcia sits deep, but Cole fights around! The fans fire up as Cole finds the ROPEBREAK! Garcia lets go, more because he couldn’t last much longer himself. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but we know the time is running out. Garcia stalks Cole to the apron, brings him up to throw hands! Cole fires forearms in return!

The fans rally as these two go back and forth, forearm for forearm! We have ONE MINUTE LEFT! Garcia reels Cole in, but Cole fights the lift! Cole CLUBS away on the legs, then SUPERKICKS the legs out! Cole reels Garcia in, APRON DESTROYER!!! But Garcia flops to the floor! Cole hurries to get Garcia up and back in! Cole hurries to bring the kneepad down, but Garcia grabs that leg! Cole CLUBS away on Garcia! Cole runs, BUT TIME’S UP!!

Time Limit Draw; Garcia retains the title

Omaha can’t believe it! The 20 minutes are up, and Garcia survives to keep the title! But was Garcia saved by the bell? Or is Cole just not TNT Championship material?

 

BREAKING NEWS for May!

AEW returns to New Jersey by hitting up Atlantic City’s Boardwalk Hall! ROH Supercard of Honor on Friday, May 2nd, and AEW Collision live on Saturday, May 3rd! Ticket presale begins next Thursday, March 27th, then open to everyone on Monday, March 31st! Don’t miss out on all the elite action!

 

Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS ???

Slam Dunk Saturday returns and Platinum Max is already in the ring. He has the mic to tell Omaha, “You are looking live at the Best Wrestler Alive!” The fans boo that claim given Caster is 0-5 at his own challenge. But Caster still says everyone knows that Caster is a very busy man. He has a packed schedule, unlike his former tag team partner… The fans chant, “We Want Bowens!” but Caster says he has some news for us: Bowens ain’t here, and he ain’t coming back, cuz Caster ran his ass outta AEW! The fans boo more, but Caster says surely there are a lot of Maximaniacs here today, so time to give them what they want, and that is to chant his name!

Okay, here goes! “Let’s Go, Max! You’re the Best Wrestler Alive! Let’s Go, Max! You’re the Best Wrestler Alive!” The fans boo that stupid chant, so Caster says it’s four on the floor. But anyway, let’s get to business! Who can survive the Best Wrestler Alive? The man to answer is… HOOK! Will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil make sure Caster finally learns his lesson?

The bell rings and the fans sing, “Hook is gonna kill~ you!” Caster says before they start, he knows Hook has a lot to say, so he should get it off his chest. Then Caster throws the mic at Hook! Caster attacks in that distraction, then CLUBS away on Hook! The fans boo, Caster whips but Hook reverses! Caster goes up and over, keeps moving, then ducks ‘n’ dodges. Caster cartwheels, cheers himself on, but then Hook trips Caster up! The fans cheer, and Hook clamps on REDRUM!! Caster TAPS, Hook wins!

Winner: Hook, by submission

Well, now it’s 0-6. Will Caster ever realize he’s not the Best Wrestler Alive?

 

Backstage interview with Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair is with the One True African Queen, and notes that we are moments away from the tiebreaker with Julia Hart. They are 1-1, but Aminata won the previous match, so how does that momentum have her feeling? Aminata says she is- interrupted by Serena Deeb. Deeb says that was a fantastic win against Julia. What has she been telling Aminata? Listen to Deeb and you win! And tonight, it’s the rematch, and lucky for Aminata, Deeb came prepared. She has another playbook. This is 1000 holds, something Deeb has worked on for 20 years. It is everything Aminata needs to know to beat Julia, or anyone for that matter.

Deeb says it is all in this book. She hasn’t lied to Aminata yet, has she? Aminata tells The Professor thanks, but no thanks. Aminata is confident she can win this third match on her own. Aminata heads out and Deeb says well, we’ll see about that. What is Deeb about to do to test Aminata? Or will having one more match with the Princess of the Black Throne more than enough?

Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata!

The bell rings and Aminata circles with Hart. They tie up, Aminata waistlocks, then lifts, but Hart goes for a victory roll. Aminata stuffs that into a cover of her own, TWO!! Hart gets free, gets up, and gets around Aminata to crucifix takedown, TWO! Hart rolls Aminata, TWO! The two get up, run up, and Hart gets around to backslide! TWO, but Hart reels Aminata in for a cradle, TWO! The fans cheer this ongoing exchange, and then Hart waistlocks. Aminata bucks the O’Conner to then kick low! Aminata wags her finger, then reels Hart in. The fans duel, Aminata snap suplexes, and Hart tumbles to the corner.

Aminata storms over, drags Hart up, and brings her to the apron. Aminata clinches, and APRON SIDE EFFECTS! The fans fire up and Aminata grins. Aminata tosses her hair while Collision goes picture in picture.

Aminata CHOPS Hart on the chest, then taunts the Hart fans. Aminata brings Hart around to run and THROW her into the barriers! Hart falls in a heap, but Aminata makes her take a seat. Aminata refreshes the ring count, then runs at Hart, HIP ATTACK against railing! Aminata puts Hart in, then covers, TWO! Aminata doesn’t sweat it as she brings Hart around and clamps on with a chinlock. Hart endures, even as Aminata squeezes tight. Hart fights up, but Aminata wrangles her right back down. Aminata then shifts into a CROSSFACE! Hart endures, Aminata twists Hart’s nose, but the ref reprimands so Aminata stops.

Aminata fishhooks the nose! The ref counts, Aminata stops, but Hart powers her way through to a cover! TWO, Aminata lets Hart go, and then runs  up to DROPKICK Hart down! Hart sputters, Aminata crawls over to have a cocky cover, TWO! Hart stays in this, but Collision goes to break.

Slam Dunk Saturday returns and Hart wrenches Aminata for an STO! The fans fire up as Hart STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Aminata survives, Hart frowns, and Hart rises up. Hart waits on Aminata, then runs Around the World to LARIAT! Hart then goes side to side to ELBOW! Hart brings Aminata out to snapmare, but Aminata stands up. Hart runs in, Aminata lifts Hart up, tucks her, and runs for the AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Hart survives and Aminata is shocked! Hart has a bloody nose again, but Aminata KICKS her in the side! Aminata puts Hart in the drop zone, then climbs up.

Aminata reaches the top, but Hart trips her up! Hart ROCKS Aminata, climbs again, but Aminata fires body shots! Hart and Aminata brawl up top, and then Hart grabs Aminata for a SPIDER SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up as Hart hangs there like a bat, then sits up to adjust position! MOONSAULT- NO, Aminata dodges! Hart rolls through to stand back up, but into the QUEEN’S CROWN HEADBUTT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Hart survives losing her head and Aminata’s about to lose her mind! Aminata drags Hart up and around as the fans rally. Aminata fires Kawada Kicks, then whips. Hart grabs ropes to stop, and she KICKS Aminata!

Hart runs, but Aminata ROCKS her! Hart sits back, Aminata says “OFF WITH HER HEAD!” Aminata runs, but Hart avoids the boot! Aminata falls back, Hart hurries to high stack, HART WINS!!

Winner: Julia Hart, by pinfall

The tiebreaker goes to Julia, and Aminata is stunned! If the Hart Always Wins, will she make her way back to a championship? Will Aminata decide to take Deeb up on her teachings now?

 

Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.

Lexy is with the wild Aussie and brings up that tomorrow night, Slam Dunk Sunday, we see Harley get back in action! Plus, Komander & Hologram will take on Dralistico & Beast Mortos. Mortos has had some rather intriguing interactions with “Harley-gram.” Harley says, “Oh, Lexy, Lexy, Lexy. Lucha Libre is a fascinating and amazing world. And I’m sure tomorrow’s match will be fantastic. And y’know what? Tomorrow night, yes, I do have a match, but! I will also stick around and be on commentary for that match. So I don’t really see the point of us discussing the romantic capabilities of a beast, y’know?”

Lexy says yeah, but uh, isn’t “Harley-gram” just Harley? NO, FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs off, but will Harley be able to focus on her match with Mortos around? Will Mortos be able to focus on his match with Harley around?

 

Six Man Tag: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero VS The Don Callis Family!

While the Book of Hobbs is stuck on a chapter involving the Don Callis Family, he has decided to conglomerate with the Sussex County Chicken & Azucar! Will Briscoe & Rocky help Hobbs get through the “writer’s block?” Or will Konosuke Takeshita, Brian Cage & Lance Archer make sure #EverybodyDies?

The trios sort out and Briscoe starts against Konosuke. Don Callis is on commentary and Schiavone is sure he is not in a good mood over his guy, Mark Davis, missing out on the International Championship. Callis focuses instead on the Six Man Tag, and his “three physical freaks” of the Callis Family. Briscoe and Konosuke tie up, Briscoe headlocks, and Omaha rallies for #DemBoys. Konosuke powers up and out, Briscoe RAMS him, but Konosuke comes back to run Briscoe over! Things keep moving, Konosuke bypasses Briscoe but Briscoe slides under. Briscoe springs up to hit the crane stance! Callis says that is disrespectful!

Konosuke blocks the crane kick, spins Briscoe around, and back suplexes, only for Briscoe to land out. Konosuke kicks low, whips Briscoe to a corner, but Briscoe goes up and out. Briscoe eggs Konosuke on, then counters the punch with a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Briscoe climbs, aims, and leaps, but Konosuke BODY BLOWS the ax handle down! The fans boo but Konosuke stands Briscoe up. Konosuke whips Briscoe to the Callis corner, but Briscoe BOOTS Archer down! The fans fire up but Cage grabs Briscoe. Konosuke runs up, but Briscoe slips free, so Konosuke DECKS Cage! The fans fire up and Briscoe kicks low.

Briscoe whips, Konosuke reverses, Hobbs sneaks the tag. Briscoe DIVES onto Cage! Archer BOOTS Briscoe, but Rocky FLYING KNEES Archer! Hobbs runs in to CLOBBER Konosuke! And CLOBBERS him again! The fans fire up and Hobbs smirks. Hobbs stands Konosuke up to scoop him, and then he tags in Rocky. Rocky climbs, Hobbs POWERSLAMS Konosuke down for Rocky to DIVING DOUBLE STOMP! Konosuke sputters while Rocky gives some Azucar Heat. Rocky runs to DIVE, but Cage catches him! And hands him off to Konosuke! APRON POWERBOMB! Cage CLOBBERS Briscoe, Archer whips Hobbs into railing!

The fans boo, the Callis Family soaks up that heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

The ring count starts, Archer talks smack tot he camera that we can’t hear, but Konosuke puts Rocky in the ring. Cover, TWO! Rocky survives but Konosuke drags him up. Konosuke bumps Rocky off buckles, tags Cage, and they stomp away. The ref counts, Konosuke stops but Cage digs his boots in. The ref counts more, Cage stops at 4, then Cage stands Rocky up. Cage CHOPS Rocky, tags Archer, and Archer drags Rocky up. Archer bumps Rocky off buckles, then fires forearm after forearm! Archer runs corner to corner and back again to ELBOW Rocky! Archer takes a page out of Rocky’s book, TWO-EVER ELBOW!

Archer keeps it going, THREE-EVER! Archer lets Rocky flop down, nothing lasts forever. Tag to Konosuke, and he stands between Rocky and his corner. Konosuke DECKS Rocky, then stalks him to ropes. Konosuke CHOKES Rocky, the ref counts, and Konosuke lets go of the ropes. The ref says that’s not the problem, he has to step off of Rocky! Konosuke does step off, then he brings Rocky up to whip to ropes. Konosuke ELBOWS Rocky down, covers, TWO! Rocky stays in this but Konosuke tags Cage. They mug Rocky, then Cage brings Rocky around to scoop and SLAM! Cage runs to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO!

Cage hauls Rocky up to TOSS him out! Cage taunts Briscoe, but this lets Archer and Callis to get their shots in! Callis grins, Briscoe & Hobbs protest, but nothing can be done now. Callis high-fives Archer and Cage puts Rocky back in. Cage tags Archer, Archer storms up on Rocky, and Archer puts him in a corner. Archer runs corner to corner, but Rocky dodges! Archer hits buckles, staggers around, and he tags to Konosuke. Konosuke drops an ELBOW on Rocky! Konosuke looms over Rocky, CLUBS him, and then brings him around. Konosuke whips Rocky hard into buckles and Rocky falls to the mat. Konosuke looms as Slam Dunk Saturday returns to single picture.

Konosuke taunts Rocky, the fans rally up, and Konosuke slaps Rocky around. Rocky rises to fire a forearm! Konosuke just shakes his head. Rocky fires another forearm, and another, but Konosuke SMACKS Rocky! Rocky roars and fires a flurry! The fans fire up but Konosuke fires boxing elbows! Then a ROLLING- UPPERCUT from Rocky! The fans fire up as both men wobble! Rocky dodges a lariat, goes up the ropes, FLYING TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Rocky and Konosuke crawl as Callis admits, that was a great sequence. Hot tag to Briscoe! The fans fire up as Briscoe rallies with forearms and CHOPS!

Cage ducks a shot to waistlock, but Briscoe BOOTS Konosuke down! Briscoe then breaks free to PELE Cage! The fans fire up with Briscoe, but Konosuke kicks low. Konosuke whips, Briscoe flips through the backdrop! The fans fire up again, and Briscoe wrenches to kick and FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, Cage breaks it! Archer BLASTS Hobbs & Rocky! The fans boo but Cage ripcords and ROCKS Briscoe! Archer ROCKS Briscoe, Cage JUMP KNEES, and Archer HEADBUTTS! Konosuke ALPHA ELBOWS and down goes Briscoe! Cover, TWO! Briscoe survives but Konosuke tags Archer. Archer & Cage storm in, they get Briscoe up.

Archer BLASTS Hobbs off the apron again while Cage lifts Briscoe. Briscoe fights free and UPPERCUTS! CHOP for Archer! Cage runs up, Briscoe ducks, the LARIAT hits Archer! Hot tag to Hobbs! The fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage dodges, but runs into a POWERSLAM! Archer runs up to RAM Hobbs! Hobbs rebounds to LARIAT Archer! The fans fire up and Hobbs LARIATS in a corner! Then LARIAT for Cage! Then back for Archer! Back to Cage! The straps come down and Omaha is really hot! But Konosuke winds up! Hobbs dodges the elbow to SPINEBUSTER! But Cage runs up, DOUBLE LARIATS hit!

The DOUBLE LARIATS continue to collide but neither man falls! “MEAT!” echoes out with every shot! Cage BOOTS the lariat away, mule kicks then KICKS! But Hobbs swings! Cage gest around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Rocky tags in and goes up, CROSSBODY, but Cage catches him! Cage pops Rocky up, Rocky slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Cage staggers, into a SPINEBUSTER! Konosuke DECKS Rocky! And he KICKS Hobbs to then ROCK Hobbs! And then BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Briscoe and Konosuke fire forearms back and forth, then Briscoe fires a flurry! Briscoe runs, into a BOOT! Konosuke runs, into an EXPLODER!

Archer runs in, Briscoe dodges the boot, but Archer breaks the clothesline to CLOBBER Briscoe! Rocky runs in, tilt-o-whirls, but into the BLACK- NO!! Rocky slips free to have the SLEEPER! Archer THROWS Rocky down! And then runs in, only for Rocky to dodge! Rocky dropkicks the legs out, then kicks. Archer blocks, ducks the enzigiri, but not the REWIND HEEL! Roll up, TWO! Archer is up, Rocky dodges to springboard, but into a HAYMAKER! Archer hauls Rocky up, Cage is there, MURDER BOMB!! DISCUS LARIAT for Briscoe! Tag to Konosuke, he hauls Rocky up, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!

Winners: The Don Callis family, by pinfall

Omaha was served up some meat and chicken with sugar on top, but the Don Callis Family ate it all! Will this win help Konosuke head back for a title opportunity in time for Dynasty? Will Hobbs at least be allowed to move on from the Don Callis Family?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here for just the first half of the Slam Dunk Weekend, as recorded Wednesday night after Dynamite. I kinda like Collision being just one hour, but obviously they’ll go back to two hours on one night next week. Opening with the TNT Championship was quite the surprise, but that did help it go the full 20 minutes, which was a particularly clever move here. Garcia keeps the title but Cole was very close, so maybe we get a third match where they extend or completely do away with the time limit to get a definitive winner. And at that point, I would think Adam Cole wins to finally have a singles title in AEW.

Good stuff in Caster again losing his own Open Challenge. Good win for Hook as it’s been a minute since he’s had a singles match. With Caster harping on Bowens being absent, this really needs to culminate with Bowens answering the challenge, winning that first time, but then Caster wanting a rematch. Then that match will be awesome stuff, but still ultimately won by Bowens to get it in Caster’s head that he can’t just say he’s the Best Wrestler Alive and put it on a piece of paper. Then we can see Caster take his character in another direction, maybe do some soul searching. Or more likely, just double down and be even more insufferable.

Very good match for Hart VS Aminata 3, hard to say if it was that much better than the previous, but Hart winning makes sense with Aminata VS Deeb still needing to happen. A shame the Aminata-Deeb feud had to build in the background of the Aminata-Hart feud, but it’s not like they could do more on a week to week basis. Unless… Well, snark aside, Aminata will surely take Deeb up on at least that Pure Rules match for a first-time-ever in the Women’s Division, and I would love for a Women’s Pure Championship to be created in time for Supercard of Honor. It actually works out that Supercard had to be pushed back to avoid clashing with WrestleMania, because the pacing of the Women’s Division definitely can/will go all the way to May.

Very good promo from Harley to not just hype up Slam Dunk Sunday, but to also poke fun at how she is so obviously Harley-gram, and that there is some, uh, animal magnetism between her and Mortos. And Schiavone said that Komander & Hologram VS Mortos & Dralistico will be the main event, so you can bet there will be shenanigans involving Mortos and Harley/Harley-gram.

My Score: 8.8/10

About Chairshot Radio Network

Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!

 MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)

TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)

WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling) 

THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)

FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)

SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast

SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast 

CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS

Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)

TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends

Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5

Classic POD is WAR


Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!

All Shows On Demand


Powered by RedCircle


Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

Sports

Entertainment

Sports Entertainment

Buy A Chairshot T-Shirt!

Chairshot Radio Network

Trending

WP Twitter Auto Publish Powered By : XYZScripts.com