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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (1/31/23)
The Bracket of Courage!
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 39
HPW’s Fourth Annual Triforce Tournament continues, and the opening round wraps up with the Bracket of Courage! And LINK IS BACK!! Will the Hero of Hyrule win the tournament all over again?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bracket of Courage: Ralph VS Kēvín Gibdo; Kēvín wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Cia VS Harlequin; Harlequin wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Fin Balure VS Garo Master; Fin wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Link VS Volga; Link wins and advances.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Are you ready four the finish? The Bracket of Courage closes the opening round, and this could be the biggest moment in the tournament already! First: Kēvín is coming off his win to become the Gibdo of All Gibdos, but he takes on the young and hungry Lad from Labrynna! Second: The Faces of Evil have Harlequin representing them in hopes of increasing their odds. Third: Fin Balure is furiously determined to redeem himself from losing the HPW Termina Championship to the man now simply known as Ganon.
And last but far from least, we see the return of LINK! The Hero of Hyrule returns from the brutal Blood Match at Clash of Fates, but can he show that there is no fate but what we make? Who survives this insane first round line-up? The HPW Triforce Tournament in Eldin Canyon reaches the finale, now!
Ralph VS Kēvín Gibdo!
The Lad from Labrynna is still looking for his chance to shine, but he’s running into the Gibdo of All Gibdos! Will Ralph be able to survive into the second round? Or will Kēvín’s transformation bring about a second coming for The Dark Forces?
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally as the two approach, they tie up and Kevin easily powers Ralph to a corner. Ralph shouts for the ropebreak and the ref counts. Kevin lets off, but he keeps his eyes on Ralph as he backs up. Ralph comes back, feels out a grapple with Kevin, and they tie up again. Kevin again powers Ralph back, and they end up on the ropes. Ralph shouts again and the ref counts again, and Kevin lets off again, still staring Ralph down as he backs up. Ralph gets annoyed by that, and he rushes right up. But Kevin throws him aside! Ralph staggers up to his feet and ends up in a corner and fans cheer.
Ralph dusts himself off, storms back up on Kevin, and he throws a big forearm! Kevin’s head turns to the side, but then he looks right back at Ralph! Ralph throws another forearm, but again Kevin just looks back at Ralph. Ralph throws forearm after forearm, then winds up, but Kevin choke grips him! CHOKE- NO, Ralph slips free of the slam! Ralph goes for that arm, but Kevin fights off the takedown. Kevin whips Ralph away to ropes, then scoops him! SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Kevin stands over Ralph. Ralph drags himself up with Kevin’s leg, then he throws body shots. But Kevin CLUBS him back down!
Kevin pushes Ralph to the ropes and CHOKES him! The ref reprimands and counts, and Kevin lets off at 4. Ralph sputters, Kevin CLUBS him on the back again! Kevin whips Ralph to ropes, but Ralph holds ropes to stop himself. Kevin runs in but Ralph BOOTS him back! Ralph KICKS Kevin in the leg, then again, and again! Kevin hobbles, Ralph pursues, but Kevin ROCKS him with a right! Ralph flops against the ropes and fans fire up. Kevin stands Ralph up to bump him off buckles. Kevin brings Ralph around to another corner and bumps him off more buckles. Kevin goes for a third corner, but Ralph blocks that buckle bump!
Ralph throws body shots, he backs Kevin down, and fans are torn. Ralph KICKS Kevin in the leg again, then KICKS him in the other leg. Ralph SOBATS, runs, but Kevin CLOBBERS him! Fans fire up as Kevin stands over Ralph again. Kevin drags Ralph up, then choke grips! Ralph CLUBS the arm, kicks Kevin low, and is free! Ralph fireman’s carries Kevin! But Kevin is too heavy for him and Ralph drops to his knees! Kevin ELBOWS Ralph, choke grips again, and CHOKE SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Ralph survives and fans fire up! But Kevin keeps cool and he waits on Ralph to stand back up. Ralph crawls to a corner, drags himself up, and Kevin runs in to SPLASH!
Kevin scoops Ralph to SNAKE EYES! Kevin runs to BOOT Ralph down! Fans fire up while Kevin slashes his throat! Kevin drags Ralph up, gut wrenches, and he hits a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Cover, Kevin wins!
Winner: Kēvín Gibdo, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Another win for the Gibdo of All Gibdos, and it was the fastest win in the whole tournament! Maybe in this tournament’s history! Will he keep this momentum going until he is the champion of all champions?
Cia VS Harlequin!
Speaking of The Dark Forces, the Dark Sorceress now steps up to represent. But will she beat the literal Bokoblin clown to then face her teammate? Or will this Face of Evil be laughing all the way to the bank?
Harlequin is already laughing at the bell. He and Cia circle, feel things out, but Harlequin’s laughter is annoying Cia. Cia kicks low, CLUBS Harlequin on the back, then clamps on a headlock. Harlequin powers out, then dodges Cia to run and run her over on the return. Harlequin laughs some more, but Cia gets up to kick him again. Cia wrenches an arm to a wristlock, Harlequin reaches for ropes, but Cia brings him away. Harlequin rolls, spins, wrenches, and wrangles Cia down with a top wristlock! Fans boo but Harlequin just laughs. Cia sits up, rolls back, and arm-drags Harlequin away. Harlequin comes back, but into another arm-drag!
Cia has the armlock and she grinds Harlequin, but he keeps laughing! Harlequin moves around, gets to his feet, and he goes around and around with Cia to whip her into the corner hard! Cia staggers back, into a SIDE LEG SWEEP! Harlequin then gets the legs for a LEG TRAP CRADLE! TWO! Cia gets free and fans rally up, but Harlequin still smiles. Harlequin stalks Cia, clamps onto her with a chinlock, and he leans on the hold, grinning the whole time. Cia endures, fans rally up, and Cia reaches out for ropes. Harlequin brings her away from the ropes, but Cia slips around and lifts Harlequin for and atomic drop!
Harlequin clutches his butt, but still manages to laugh. It’s more “Oho ho ho” than “Hahaha” right now, but he’s technically smiling and laughing. Cia kicks Harlequin low again, brings him around, and lifts for another atomic drop! Harlequin hops around, still clutching his butt and going “Oho ho ho.” Cia storms up again but Harlequin blocks the kick this time. Harlequin wags his finger, and DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Harlequin laughs while he holds onto the leg, for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Harlequin has the leg again, but Cia kicks him with the other. Cia kicks Harlequin away, but Harlequin cartwheels through!
Fans boo as Harlequin laughs while creeping around the ropes. Cia shakes out the bad leg as she stands up, just completely at a loss over Harlequin’s behavior. Cia and Harlequin circle, approach, and they tie up. Harlequin wrenches an arm, but then goes after the bad leg! Harlequin trips Cia, has a standing toehold, and he stands on the other leg while twisting the ankle! Cia endures, reaches for ropes but she’s too far. Cia shakes her legs free, and she kicks Harlequin away again. Harlequin rushes back in but Cia sidesteps him. Harlequin rebounds off ropes, but Cia kicks low! But that’s Cia’s bad leg!
Cia shakes her leg out, runs, but Harlequin dropkicks her legs out! Cia hobbles, Harlequin reels her in and hits a DDT! Cover, TWO! Harlequin still laughs as he clamps onto Cia’s leg. Harlequin turns Cia over, to SMASH the knee into the mat! Cia clutches the leg, but Harlequin grabs at it again. Cia scrambles and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Harlequin KICKS Cia’s bad leg as he lets off. Fans boo but Harlequin still smiles. Cia goes out to the apron to shake out the bad leg, but then Harlequin runs in to WRECK Cia with a dropkick! Cia falls to the floor and fans boo even harder, but Harlequin is busting up laughing!
Harlequin goes out after Cia but the ref tells him to get in the ring. Harlequin grabs at Cia’s bad leg, but she again kicks at him with her good leg. She gets him under the chin and Harlequin lets go. He laughs and says, “Okay, okay, sorry.” But then he turns around into a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! They both go down and fans fire up! Harlequin isn’t laughing anymore! He sits up and grumbles, “Lucky shot!” Cia gets up and back into the ring, but Harlequin pursues. Cia hobbles, and Harlequin CHOP BLOCKS her. Fans boo and Cia clutches her leg again, but Harlequin drags her right up. SHINBREAKER! Cia falls, Harlequin pushes her down and covers, TWO!
Harlequin is annoyed but the fans rally for Cia. Harlequin drags Cia up, grabs the leg again, and lifts her, SHIN- NO, Cia sunset flips through! TWO, and they both get up quick! Harlequin rushes in for the leg but Cia slips around him for a BACKSTABBER! But that’s double-edged given the bad leg! Cia still crawls after Harlequin and grabs at an arm! Harlequin resists the crossface, but Cia throws down elbows into his shoulder! Cia grapevines the arm and has the BLACK MAGIC CROSSFACE! Harlequin endures while fans fire up! Harlequin flails around, reaches out, and Cia’s struggling to hold his arm back with her bad leg!
Cia loses the grapevine and Harlequin crawls forward with both arms! But Cia just shifts into a BULLY CHOKE! Harlequin endures, fans chant for him to “TAP! TAP! TAP!” but Harlequin lurches forward to get the ROPEBREAK! Fans boo, the ref counts, and Cia lets off at 4. Cia hobbles away while Harlequin sputters and catches his breath. Fans rally for “CIA! CIA!” as she watches Harlequin. Harlequin stands up, Cia storms over and throws haymakers! Cia CLUBS Harlequin over and over, then whips him to ropes. Harlequin ducks ‘n’ dodges, then hits a NECKBREAKER DROP! Harlequin dances around as he waits on Cia to get back up.
Cia stands, Harlequin kicks her low and reels her in, but Cia powers out of the facelock! Harlequin storms up but into a SCORPION KICK! Cia reels Harlequin in for a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cia hobbles again, and she waits on Harlequin to stand up. Cia jumps up, BACKSTAB- NO! Harlequin holds ropes and Cia falls on her back! Harlequin grabs Cia’s bad leg, uses that to roll her back to her feet, and then dragon sleepers! TWISTING NECKBREAKER!! Cover, Harlequin wins!
Winner: Harlequin, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Harlequin’s “Twisted Sense of Humor” takes down the Dark Sorceress! Cia won’t have to worry about facing her teammate now, but will Kevin avenge her? Or will the Faces of Evil continue to dominate the tournament?
HPW hears from The UnderWorld Order!
Hollywood ReDead, Gomess, Death Sword and Ted Beedle Ossi defeat another group of Stalfos Bokoblins, aka Stalkoblins. Well, ReDead, Gomess and Death Sword do, Beedle was cowering behind a shield. The group continues moving through the dark maze that is the Thyphlo ruins, but then they stop. They look around, and Gomess asks, “Have we been going around in circles?” ReDead says, “I don’t know! The torches are all the same, I can’t tell if we’ve seen these before or if they’re new!” Death Sword shouts, “Then how the [censored] are we supposed to find where they put Āléx?!” The three start arguing, but Beedle speaks up.
Beedle looks past them and points to a glowing in the distance. “Could that be it?” The others look over, and there’s an eerie green-blue light. ReDead asks, “Is that blue fire?” Gomess says, “It’s more like green fire.” Death Sword says, “I dunno, it’s a bit of both. Y’know, like teal or aquamarine.” The others ask, “What?” Death Sword is a bit embarrassed but ReDead has them all move on towards the light. As they approach, they notice the light moving. It goes up gently, stays put for a second, then comes back down gently, and repeat. Beedle asks, “Is it… breathing?” The uWo gets closer, and they see the light is coming from an orb.
And that orb is attached to a chain that forms a necklace, around someone, or something, very, very big. Gomess whispers, “Is that Hinox?” Death Sword whispers, “The hell is he doing here?” ReDead whispers, “And what is with the glowing ball around his neck?” Beedle whispers, “It has to be something important, obviously! Let’s take it!” The four creep closer, and they each look to each other. They all expect someone else to grab the glowing ball, and this turns into a whispered argument. Eventually, Death Sword is volunteered as the tallest of them. Death Sword reaches out, but then Hinox’s one big eye opens up!
“So they were right!” Hinox says as he sits up. “You guys did decide to walk in here to get Alex back!” Beedle corrects Hinox, it’s “Āléx.” “That’s what I said. Alex.” “No, you keep saying it Al, Lex. It’s Ay, Lex.” Hinox and Beedle go back and forth with “Alex” and “Āléx,” and ReDead tells them to stop! ReDead asks about the glowing ball, and Hinox says, “Oh, this is the key to getting Alex back.” Beedle says, “Āléx, and I was right! We gotta get the ball!” The uWo, except for Beedle, jump on Hinox! They CLUB away on Hinox, but Hinox explodes out! Hinox ROCKS ReDead with a right, pushes Gomess away, then BOOTS Death Sword!
Gomess comes back, throws hands, but Hinox HEADBUTTS Gomess! Death Sword swings on Hinox but Hinox blocks Death Sword’s punch, to then HEADBUTT Death Sword! But ReDead grabs at the ball! ReDead pulls on the chain and it starts to choke Hinox! Hinox shouts for ReDead to stop, but ReDead keeps pulling! Hinox grabs at the chain, unlocks it, and ReDead staggers away as he has the whole thing! The uWo regroup and Hinox grumbles. “Fine, you can have it. The center of the ruins is just over that way. There’ll be a special platform for you to put the ball in, and that’ll raise a special platform, and, well, you’ll see.”
The uWo head off, find the space Hinox described, and see a square pedestal with the same teal light glowing from it. There’s an indentation, the ball is placed in it, and both square and ball go from teal to orange light. And up from the ground just ahead rises a conical shaped structure! Glowing in a similar orange light is the eye-shaped symbol of the Sheikah. “Of course it’s the Sheikah,” ReDead grumbles. “Whatever. Āléx must be inside there.” ReDead leads the way and they all walk inside, only a platform glowing blue. The platform lowers, revealing itself to be an elevator. The uWo enters inside a large underground space that feels both futuristic, yet ancient.
The space is lit by glowing blue pyramids atop sculpted stone. There are also blue runes running along the walls, with water shimmering as it reflects that light. But what the uWo focuses on is the sarcophagus from HyruleMania! They all rush forward, knowing Āléx is inside! Beedle knocks on the sarcophagus, asking if Āléx is okay in there. No answer. Gomess and Death Sword try prying it open but it is sealed shut. Then the group notices the runes on the sarcophagus.
ReDead asks, “What language is this? Wingdings?” Beedle says it’s just Sheikah. Beedle gets out his Sheikah Slate to translate. ReDead rolls his eyes and says, “Oh of course. Create a special alphabet, then sell a device that can translate it. Scam artists.” Beedle tells him to shut up and listen. “If the… U… W… O… Wait, us? If the uWo is… reading this… We’ve got two words for ya, dot dot dot. Oh wait a minute!” ReDead is pissed at the “smug” Sheikah for trolling them, and he starts beating on the sarcophagus! The others tell him to stop, that’s not helping things! ReDead says, “Whatever! Let’s just get this outta here and figure it out later.”
They haul the sarcophagus back to the elevator, it goes up, but things get really crowded once they return to the surface. With a lot of arguing, cursing, and Beedle shouting, “PIVOT! PIVOT!” the uWo figures out how to get the sarcophagus out of the cone and they hurry to retrace their steps. But then more Stalkoblins show up! Or perhaps, the ones they beat up earlier are back on their boney feet? Either way, the uWo does their best to run past them to avoid fighting again. But there are so many, they end up making some really sharp turns, lose control, and lose hold of the sarcophagus! IT ENDS UP HITTING A TORCH AND CATCHING ON FIRE!!
“AAAAALEEEX~!” they all shout! “NOOO~!” The sarcophagus is burning, but then BLAM!! Alex busts out of it!! But he’s on fire, too!! Alex shakes free of the burning rags, and the flames cast his silhouette. Alex looks at the uWo (and into the camera) with piercing teal eyes. What has been reborn from the ashes that was Alex the Gibdo? And with the HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Gauntlet on the horizon, will this be the second life of the UnderWorld Order?
Fin Balure VS Garo Master!
The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla lost the Termina Championship at HyruleMania, but he looks to redeem himself by aiming for a bigger prize! Will the leader of Arrow Club hit the mark? Or will he lose to one of the Three Great Masters?
The bell rings and fans sing, “GAROOO~! GARO, GARO, GARO~! GAROOO~! GAROOO~!” but plenty of fans chant, “Arrow Club! Arrow Club!” Fin and Garo Master circle, tie up, and go around. They end up on ropes, go around, and Fin has control. The ref counts, Fin lets off with a pat on the shoulder. Garo keeps cool and circles with Fin again. Fans rally and duel, the two tie up again, and Fin wrenches to a wristlock. Garo rolls, kips up, wrenches and hammerlocks, but Fin switches that onto him. Fin wrenches to a wristlock, but Garo spins, backflips, and wrenches back! Fans applaud this exchange, but Fin rolls, spins and then arm-drags Garo.
Fin keeps on the armlock, Garo headscissors back, but Fin kips free. The two stand off and fans fire up! Fin nods while he and Garo reset. They circle again, fans rally up, and the two tie up again. Fin headlocks and grinds, but Garo powers up and out. Fin runs Garo over but Garo kips right back up! Things speed up, Garo rolls to dodge, then handsprings back! Garo runs to RANA Fin out of the ring! Fans fire up and Garo builds speed, to fake Fin out and do handsprings in place! Fans cheer but Fin is upset that Garo is showing off. Fin grabs a chair! The ref tells him no, put the chair down. Fin stands the chair up in the corner to take a seat.
Fans applaud as Fin eggs Garo on. Garo runs in, Fin kicks but Garo blocks it! Garo throws the foot down and rushes in, but Fin sends him into the chair! Fans lose their minds as the chair crunches! The ref checks Garo, but Fin snatches another chair from the timekeeper’s area! The ref tells Fin to put that chair down, but Fin again sits it up. Fin drags Garo over and sits down in the chair while he clamps on a neck wrench! Fans cheer the cheekiness while Garo endures! The ref counts, Fin lets off and the ref takes this chair away. Fin drags Garo up but Garo throws body shots. Fans chant “We Want Tables!” but this isn’t No Disqualifications!
Garo UPPERCUTS Fin, then runs, but into a DROPKICK! Fin covers, ONE!! Garo gets to ropes while Fin scowls. Fin drags Garo up, fans rally and Fin clamps on the abdominal stretch! Garo resists but Fin powers up to tighten it. Fin taunts Garo by “pulling the bow string” to shoot an imaginary arrow at him. Garo endures, but Fin shoves him down to a cover, TWO! Garo goes to a corner, Fin storms up and stomps him down. Fin sits Garo up, goes corner to corner and back again, to HESITATION DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Garo is still in this but Fin keeps focus. Fans rally and duel, Fin drags Garo up and bumps him off buckles. Fin CHOPS and Garo flounders while his chest is stinging!
The “WOO~!” echoes out, and then fans chant, “One More Time!” Garo shakes his head but Fin puts him in another corner, to CHOP! Garo staggers and stumbles but Fin stalks up behind him. Fin bumps Garo off buckles, hushes the crowd, and he CHOPS again! Garo leans against the ropes as his chest stings even more. Fin whips Garo corner to corner, runs in and CHOPS again! And CHOPS! And CHOPS, CHOPS, but Garo CHOPS in return! Garo CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Fin isn’t affected! Fin CHOPS Garo again and Garo sits down in the corner! Fans cheer that stinging exchange and Fin dusts himself off.
Fin whips Garo corner to corner but Garo reverses hard! Garo RAMS into Fin, goes to the apron, ENZIGURIS, then springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fans fire up as Fin flounders out of the ring! Garo builds speed, goes up and up and SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTONS!! Direct hit at the ramp and fans are thunderous as Garo lands on his feet! Garo drags Fin up and puts him in the ring. “That was Awesome!” but then Garo springboards for a FLYING LARIAT! And then STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Garo drags Fin to a drop zone as fans rally and duel hard as ever! Garo climbs up, leaps, but Fin gets under!
Garo keeps moving, he comes back but Fin moves! Garo goes Spider-Man in the ropes, but Fin SHOTGUNS him out to the floor! Fans fire up again as now Fin… just rolls out of the ring. Fin smirks and fans boo for being trolled. Fin bumps Garo off the apron, then brings him around the way. Fin whips Garo, but Garo reverses and Fin hits railing hard! So hard, that the railing moves! Fans are thunderous again as Fin drags himself from where he ended up in the crowd. Garo borrows an idea from Fin and sits a chair up nearby. Garo sits Fin in the chair, and CHOPS him! Garo shakes out his hand, goes to the other corner, and runs in, into a CHOP from Fin!
Fans “WOO~!” and Garo is furious as his chest is stinging again! Fin brings Garo around, sits him down, and gets space! Fin runs in to SHOTGUN Garo against the railing! Fans fire up as Garo flops out of the chair! Fin puts Garo in the ring and then he climbs up the corner. Garo stands, Fin DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS anyway!! Cover, TWO?!? Garo survives and Fin can’t believe it! But the fans are thunderous again! “This is Awesome!” as Fin drags Garo up, but Garo fights the Half Hatch! Garo wrenches and hooks a leg, but Fin fights the lift! Garo pushes Fin away to then ROUNDHOUSE! But Fin PELES! Both men are down and fans are loving this!
A standing count begins as fans rally up harder than ever. Garo sputters and crawls to ropes, as does Fin. They are in opposite corners, and they stand at 5 of 10. Garo runs corner to corner, but Fin dodges! Fin CHOPS, whips corner to corner, but Garo goes up and over and keeps moving! Garo jumps to DOUBLE STOMP Fin down! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Then a deadlift LEG CAPTURE SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Fin survives, Garo is stunned, and fans are electric! Garo steps over Fin, positions him in the drop zone, and then goes up top. GARO 630- NO! Garo has to bail out as Fin moves! Fin LARIATS Garo down!!
Fin hurries to drag Garo up in a dragon sleeper! BLOODY SUNDAY!! Cover, TWO?!?! Garo survives Fin’s best shot and no one can believe it! Fin drags Garo back up, dead weight as he is, for the- NO, Garo slips free of the Depth Charge! SCREW HIGH KICK!! Fin staggers about, Garo wrenches and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridge and a roll through, to a deadlift BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow! Garo goes up top again, he takes aim, GARO 630 CRASHES DOWN!! Fin avoids disaster, then goes up top! COUP DE GRACE!!! And then DEPTH CHARGE!!! Cover, Fin wins!!
Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla just rocked Garo Master and takes him out of the tournament! After a red hot start like that, will Fin go all the way to the top?
Link VS Volga!
Just when we didn’t think we’d see him again, the Hero of Hyrule returns! Will Link once again win the Triforce Tournament to get back to the Triforce Championship? Or will the Dragon Knight burn down this comeback story before it even begins?
Talk about a comeback, Link brought out his original green tights from the original tournament! Fans chant “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” as he makes his way to the ring. Volga shows respect with a handshake, and fans cheer the sportsmanship. The bell rings and the two circle. They feel out the grapple, but Link backs up. Link shakes out his hands, and fans rally up as he and Volga reset. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and Volga wrenches an arm. Volga wristlocks, but Link rolls, spins, kips up, but he wobbles and Volga wrangles him back down. Volga has a top wristlock, but Link bridges to keep his shoulders up.
Link rolls, turns the wristlock onto Volga, but Volga rolls and spins. Volga kips up smoothly, but Link arm-drags Volga down to an armlock! Volga headscissors, Link kips free, but Volga arm-drags. Link headscissors, Volga kips free, the to stand off, and fans applaud the exchange. Link is clearly working off that ring rust, but he isn’t letting it deter him. Link shakes his hands out again as he circles with Volga. They tie up again, are in another deadlock, but Volga headlocks. Volga grinds Link, but Link throws body shots. Link powers up but can’t power out as Volga holds on tight. Volga eggs Link on, and Link throws more body shots.
Link powers Volga into a corner, referee Sahasrahla counts, and fans applaud as the two slowly let off. Link and Volga reset again and fans rally back up. They feel things out, but Volga shoots in to get around to waistlock. Link fights the lift, throws elbows, but Volga lets him spin around. Link fights the Northern Lights, CLUBS Volga, then goes to suplex. Volga fights that, then he goes to suplex. Link resists, and the two fight for suplex control. Volga suplexes Link up and over! Volga floats to the cover, TWO! Volga clamps onto Link with a chinlock and grinds Link down. Link endures and fans rally up but Volga leans all his weight on him.
Volga eggs Link on more, and Link fights up. Link pries at the chinlock, slips out the back and hammerlocks, but Volga switches the hammerlock onto Link. Link reaches around, working on an escape. Link sits, rolls, reels Volga in for a monkey flip! Link holds onto the arm as he rolls back, and he sits Volga up! Volga ducks the knee and rolls Link up! TWO, both men get up, but they each block the other’s superkick! Fans fire up while Link and Volga tell each other to let go. They argue about it, and then agree to slowly let each other down. They both set the other’s foot down, let go, and stand back up. Fans applaud, but then Volga ENZIGURIS!
Link staggers, fans boo, but Volga storms up to whip Link to a corner. Volga runs in to back elbow, then whips Link corner to corner. Volga runs in again, but Link dodges! Link runs back in to RAM his shoulder in! Link then slips out to the apron and pushes Volga from the corner. Link hesitates, but he still slingshots for the SLING- NO, Volga ducks the Sling Shot lariat and runs, to SLINGBLADE! Volga fires up, he waits on Link to stand back up, and then runs in to SLINGBLADE again! Fans boo while Volga goes to the corner. Volga climbs up, takes aim, for the FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Link survives and fans are shocked at how close that was!
Link rolls out of the ring and staggers to the railing. Volga builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Link is sent back into the railing! Volga gets back in the ring and builds speed again, to DIVE again! Another direct hit! Fans are torn as Volga goes into the ring again. Volga builds speed once again, but Link slides in! Volga slows down enough to just tumble out of the ring, and he turns around into Link’s DIVE! Fans fire up as Volga hits railing now! Link roars and fans fire up more, and then he gets in the ring. Link builds speed and he DIVES again! Now they’re even! Link then puts Volga back in the ring and covers, TWO!
Link pounds the mat and fans rally behind him. Link drags Volga back up, throws forearms, then spins, but Volga ducks the rolling elbow! Volga runs and returns, SLING- NO, Link throws Volga away. Volga storms back up, but into a SUPERKICK! Volga wobbles, Link wrenches his arm to HOOK SHOT! Link then reels Volga in to fireman’s carry, for BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! Volga survives but Link keeps his cool. Link goes up top now, but Volga hits the ropes! Link gets tripped up and lands on his sword! Link winces as he sits up, but Volga is right on him! Volga brings Link up, but Link resists the superplex!
Fans fire up as Link throws body shots but Volga CLUBS him on the back. Volga CLUBS Link again, but Link throws more body shots. Link then throws forearm after forearm, and he knocks Volga down! Fans fire up and Link stands back up, for the FIRE ARROW! Cover, TWO! But Link goes right back up, for the ICE ARROW! Cover, TWO! Link deadlifts Volga for the FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Volga survives all three arrows, but Link roars! Fans fire up as Link runs, but Volga ducks the Shining Wizard! But the BOOMERANG HEEL comes back! Link’s bringing back all the classics as he takes aim! But Volga avoids the Spin Attack!
Link hobbles, Volga swings but Link catches him to a clinch! Volga throws elbows to resist! Volga elbows away on Link, then throws Kawada Kicks! Volga tops it off with a KICK! Link staggers, Volga whips, but Link reverses to wrench! Volga ducks the Hook Shot, Link ducks an enziguri, Volga handsprings and runs. Link follows but Volga dodges the Master Sword! Link runs back in, Volga back drops him, but Link lands on his feet! Both men turn around, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS collide!! Both men fall down and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as Link and Volga both stir and Sahasrahla starts a standing count.
Volga and Link crawl to opposite corners as fans rally up. The count is 5 of 10, both men drag themselves up with the ropes to stand at 7. They stare down from across the way, and Volga eggs on the “former Hero of Hyrule!” Link snarls and they both run in! MASTER SWORD! Link roars and fans are thunderous again! Link drags Volga up, underhooks the arms, and lifts, for the HELM SPLITTER!! Link holds onto the arms and sits Volga up! LIGHT ARROW!! Cover, Link wins!!
Winner: Link, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
His first match back is his first win back! Former champion as he may be, will Link return to his former glory?
My Thoughts:
Getting this one done just in time, but it was a lot of fun. I feel bad for Ralph, but Kevin couldn’t lose after that big win over Alex at HyruleMania. And of course Harlequin was going to win his first match after the Faces of Evil made their debut, so now each bracket has one FOE in through to the second round. I really like where the uWo is heading with this new form of Alex. He’s no longer a Gibdo because his bandages are gone, I can’t wait for the reveal in that Trios gauntlet. And Fin and Link both winning, we’re going to get a great showdown from them. Link is definitely going to have the crisis of confidence trope underlying his matches as the difficulty level goes up every round.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 67
The Triforce Tournament opening round wraps up, and the Bracket of Courage is full of faction warfare! Arrow Club, uWo, Dark Forces, oh my!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bracket of Courage: Torbevito VS Lupay; Torbevito wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Thunderbird VS Grim Creeper; Thunderbird wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Fin Balure VS Donny B. Kool; Fin wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Hollywood ReDead VS Harlequin; ReDead wins and advances.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The opening round draws to a close, and if the other brackets were any indication, this could be a wild finish! Arrow Club, the UnderWorld Order and The Dark Forces (or is it still Faces of Evil?) are all over this card, with a few unique variables thrown in. Donny B. Kool is back in action, facing the leader of the Arrow Club faction. Can Donny groove into the next round? Or will Fin Balure take him down? And while the uWo has the Million Rupee Championship back, Hollywood ReDead wants more! Will he make it past the boisterous Bokoblin? Or will he fail to conquer his FOE?
But first, we get some back-to-back masked luchadores! The Son of the Whirlpool wants to prove Arrow Club has no weak links, but will he turn the tides? Or will the wild Wolfos wring him out and head for the next round? The Sixth Annual Triforce Tournament opening round concludes right now!
Bracket of Courage: Torbevito VS Lupay!
Arrow Club clashes with the Faces of Evil that stole their HPW World Trios Championships! But the goal is to make it to the Triforce Championship, will Torbevito set sail for the second round? Or will Lupay be howling to the moon in victory?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two tie up. Lupay headlocks, Torbevito powers up but he can’t get out as Lupay holds tight. Luapy grinds the hold, brings Torbevito down to the mat, and he leans on Torbevito. Torbevito rolls it to a cover, TWO and Lupay holds on. Torbevito rolls Lupay the other way, TWO, and they roll and roll and end up in the ropes. The ref counts the break, Lupay slowly lets go, and the fans cheer as the two reset. Torbevito and Lupay circle and tie up again. Torbevito headlocks this time but Lupay powers up and out right away. Lupay arm-drags on the rebound!
The fans boo but Torbevito arm-drags back! The fans cheer but then Lupay arm-drags again! Lupay then avoids Torbevito’s arm-drag, laughs at him, then flips him over. Torbevito kips up to arm-drag Lupay after all! The fans cheer while Lupay bails out in a huff. Lupay tells the fans to shut up, but Torbevito hurries to the apron. Torbevito runs up to FLYING RANA! Lupay is sent into railing and the fans fire up! Torbevito hurries to get Lupay up and into the ring. Lupay is in the drop zone, Torbevito climbs. Torbevito aims to 450- NO, Torbevito has to roll through as Lupay moves! Lupay aims, but Torbevito avoids the superkick!
Torbevito runs, tilt-o-whirls, DDT! But Lupay handsprings through!? Lupay runs, Torbevito stays low, Lupay jumps over the dropdown, and Torbevito gets up to run. Lupay SUPERKICKS him down! Cover, TWO! Lupay is frustrated but he drags Torbevito up. Lupay wrenches, wristlocks, and wrangles Torbevito to the mat. Lupay traps the arm and TWISTS! The fans boo while Torbevito writhes, but Lupay sits him up. Lupay KNEES Torbevito in the back, then KNEES him again, and again! Lupay clamps on the chinlock and digs his knee into Torbevito’s back. The fans rally as Torbevito endures, and he fights up to his feet.
Torbevito fires body shots, but Lupay knees him low! The fans boo but Lupay suplexes Torbevito, Torbevito slips free, and he shoves Lupay to ropes. Torbevito then runs up, WHIRL- NO, Lupay stops the DDT and THROWS Torbevito out of the ring! Torbevito crashes down, fans lose their minds, and Lupay howls! The fans boo but Lupay soaks up the heat. The ring count starts and Lupay grins as he watches Torbevito sputter. Torbevito drags himself to the railing at 5 of 10, drags himself up to his feet using the railing by 7, and he lurches into the ring at 9! The fans cheer, but Lupay LYNEL-SAULTS onto him! Cover, TWO!
The fans cheer more as Torbevito hangs in there! Lupay is frustrated again, and he stomps Torbevito to a corner. The fans boo as Lupay stomps a mudhole into Torbevito, and the ref counts. Lupay stops at 4, then he digs his boots in! The ref reprimands and counts more, but Lupay stops at 4 to then basement DROPKICK! The fans boo more, the ref reprimands Lupay again, but Torbevito sputters as he slumps onto the apron. Lupay storms out to the apron and he drags Torbevito up. Lupay reels Torbevito in, fans freak out a bit, but Torbevito fights the lift! The fans rally as Torbevito BACKDROPS Lupay onto the apron!
The fans fire up while Lupay writhes and falls to the floor! Torbevito watches Lupay flounder, then he goes to the corner! Lupay stands into Torbevito’s ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit and the fans fire up with Torbevito! Torbevito hurries to put Lupay back in the ring, and Lupay’s back in the drop zone! Torbevito climbs the corner again, for the SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Lupay survives and Torbevito is stunned! The fans rally up as Torbevito waits on Lupay to get up. Lupay sputters as he slowly stands up, Torbevito runs in, WHIRLPOOL DDT!! Cover, TWO!?! Lupay survives and no one can believe it!
Torbevito is frustrated, and he thinks on what he has to do. Lupay sputters, staggers, stumbles, and Torbevito runs up again. Lupay TOSSES Torbevito out, but Torbevito lands on the apron! Lupay staggers to the far side, Torbevito aims and springboards! INTO A SUPERKICK!! The fans go nuts while both men are down! Lupay crawls to a corner, goes to the outside, and he drags himself up the corner. Lupay aims at Torbevito, for a FLYING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Lupay is frustrated now but the fans fire up! Lupay snarls, drags Torbevito up, underhooks and WOLF AT THE- NO, Torbevito fights off the facebuster!
Torbevito backdrops, Lupay sunset flips, but Torbevito rolls through to PENALTY KICK! Torbevito falls on the cover, TWO!! Lupay stays in this but Torbevito is too sore to be upset! Torbevito and Lupay both slowly rise and the fans rally up. Lupay stumbles but he still heads for Torbevito. Lupay CLUBS Torbevito, CLUBS him again, then puts Torbevito in a corner. Lupay hoists Torbevito up top, ROCKS him with a right, then he climbs. Lupay brings Torbevito up, but Torbevito fights the suplex! Torbevito fires body shots, and he smacks Lupay off buckles! Torbevito stands, then he jumps up, SUPER POISON-RANA!!!
The fans lose their minds again as Lupay tumbles back! Torbevito roars, the fans are with him, and he watches Lupay stagger up. Torbevito runs up, tilt-o-whirl REVERSE DDT!! Cover, TORBEVITO WINS!
Winner: Torbevito, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
The fans go wild as Torbevito sinks Lupay with the “Slipstream!” And with that, he’s into the next round! Will the Son of the Whirlpool soon be the top of the bracket?
Bracket of Courage: Thunderbird VS Grim Creeper!
The former HPW Death Mountain Champion is now aiming for higher heights, and his first obstacle is the UnderWorld Order’s underling! Will Thunderbird soar once again? Or will Creeper just leave him sore?
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, Creeper waistlocks, Thunderbird switches, Creeper switches, but Thunderbird drops down and breaks the grip. Thunderbird switches again, lifts and SLAMS Creeper, then he floats all over Creeper. Thunderbird then facelocks and gator rolls Creeper, then drags him up. Creeper flails to fight the suplex, wrenches out, and wristlocks. Thunderbird rolls, kips up, wrenches back, and he hooks Creeper up into a COBRA TWIST! The fans cheer, but Creeper fights around, and manages to get the ROPEBREAK! Thunderbird lets off quickly and cleanly while the fans cheer.
Creeper and Thunderbird reset, circle again, and they tie up. Creeper headlocks, then he switches sides to hammerlock, go back to the headlock, then switch sides again for a takeover. Thunderbird headscissors, Creeper kips free, and roles reverse as Thunderbird headlocks for the takeover. Creeper headscissors, Thunderbird kips free, but Creeper sweeps the legs! Cover, ONE! Thunderbird sweeps the legs and covers, ONE! Creeper takes a swing, Thunderbird dodges and handsprings but Creeper gets out of the way. Creeper kicks, whips, but Thunderbird RANAS in return! The fans fire up while Creeper bails out!
Thunderbird hurries to build speed, but he has to stop as Creeper scrambles away. The fans boo, but Thunderbird goes to the apron. Thunderbird leaps but Creeper dodges again! Creeper comes back to SHOTGUN Thunderbird down! The fans boo but Creeper hurries to drag Thunderbird up. Creeper RAMS Thunderbird into railing, then RAMS him into the apron! Creeper puts Thunderbird in the ring, then storms up to step over and LA MAGISTROL! TWO, but Creeper basement GAMANGIRIS! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Creeper grows frustrated! Creeper stomps Thunderbird into a corner, then digs his boots in.
The fans boo and the ref counts, but Creeper stops at 4 to go up and SWINGING DROPKICK! Creeper drags Thunderbird to a cover, TWO! Creeper stomps Thunderbird more and puts him against the ropes. Creeper CHOKES Thunderbird, the ref counts, and Creeper lets off to run the ropes, and he STRADDLE ATTACKS! Thunderbird flops back, Creeper covers, TWO! Thunderbird stays in this and the fans rally up. Creeper looms over Thunderbird, talks some smack, then SLAPS Thunderbird on the back of the head! The fans boo but Creeper talks more trash. Creeper SLAPS Thunderbird on the head again!
Thunderbird sits up, Creeper scuffs him with a boot. The fans boo but Creeper scuffs Thunderbird more. Thunderbird gets up and throws hands! The fans fire up as Thunderbird backs Creeper down! Thunderbird winds up, but Creeper throat chops! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Creeper kicks low. Creeper throws hands now, has Thunderbird on the ropes, then he whips Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to reverse, break free and UPPERCUT! Thunderbird CHOPS, the fans “WOO~,” and Thunderbird snapmares Creeper. Thunderbird then runs to basement UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO!
Thunderbird is frustrated but the fans rally behind him. Thunderbird brings Creeper up, CHOPS him again, and the fans “WOO~!” Creeper goes to a corner, Thunderbird CHOPS him again, then whips corner to corner. Thunderbird runs in, Creeper dodges, but Thunderbird keeps from hitting the buckles. Creeper runs back up, Thunderbird goes up and backflips over! Creeper hits buckles, staggers back, Thunderbird GERMAN SUPLEXES him! The fans fire up and Thunderbird goes up the corner. Creeper stands, Thunderbird CROSSBODIES! Thunderbird bounces off the cover, then takes aim from the other corner.
Creeper staggers back up to his feet, but he sees Thunderbird gearing up so he scrambles away! The fans boo as Creeper bails out, but Thunderbird just shrugs. Thunderbird builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP! Down goes Creeper and the fans fire up! Thunderbird puts Creeper in the ring and Creeper goes to a corner. Thunderbird runs in but Creeper dodges again! Thunderbird does his buckles this time and Creeper runs up. Thunderbird BOOTS Creeper back, then slides under him to UP KICK him back to the corner! Thunderbird runs up, but Creeper ALLEY-OOPS him to the corner! Thunderbird lands safe on the top rope!?
The fans go nuts, Creeper turns around, and Thunderbird QUEBRADAS! Another direct hit and Thunderbird covers, TWO!! Creeper escapes but the fans are thunderous! Thunderbird and Creeper hurry to their feet, Thunderbird runs up, Creeper catches and wrenches Thunderbird to reel him in, DDT! Creeper then rolls Thunderbird to sit up, and he rebounds off ropes to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Creeper is furious but he hurries to haul Thunderbird up! Creeper throws up the uWo hand, the fans boo, but Thunderbird wrenches out of the facelock! Thunderbird ROCKS, CHOPS, and SOBATS! Thunderbird runs, but Creeper hits a JUMP KNEE DROP!
Creeper fires up but the fans boo! Creeper drags Thunderbird up, reels Thunderbird back in, but Thunderbird shoves him away. Creeper runs back up, Thunderbird goes the other direction! Creeper stumbles to a stop, WHITE LIGHTNING!! Cover, THUNDERBIRD WINS!!
Winner: Thunderbird, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
In the blink of an eye, Thunderbird strikes Creeper down! And now, we are on a collision course between two young lucha libre rivals! Will Thunderbird continue to soar through the skies? Or will he wipeout against Torbevito’s wave of momentum?
Bracket of Courage: Fin Balure VS Donny B. Kool!
Torbevito’s into the next round for Arrow Club, and now their fearless leader looks to do the same! Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla be riding his own wave of momentum? Or will he learn to vibe with the Original Geru?
The fans already sing/chant, “You Better Believe It! You Better Believe It!” for Donny as he makes his entrance. Donny offers a handshake to Fin, but Fin is reluctant. The fans cheer him on, so Fin takes the handshake. The fans cheer more, and the bell rings. Donny and Fin circle, feel things out, and tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Donny uses his size as a bit of leverage. Donny puts Fin on the ropes, the ref counts, and the two slowly let off. Donny and Fin reset, circle, and feel things out. They tie up, are in another deadlock, but Donny again powers Fin back. Fin turns things around to put Donny on the ropes.
The ref counts, the two slowly let off, but then Fin headlocks. The ref reprimands but Donny fires body shots. Donny powers up and out, Fin comes back and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as Donny stays up with a flail, and then he makes it his signature two step dance! “You Better Believe It!” Fin is annoyed, headlocks Donny, but Donny powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, and Donny two-steps, “You Better Believe It!” Donny kicks Fin, snapmares and clamps on a chinlock, only for Fin to slip out the back. Fin hammerlocks, then grinds Donny into the mat. Donny endures while fans rally up, but Fin SNAP LOCKS the arm!
The fans still rally, Donny fights around, and fights up to his feet. Donny goes around and around, and he slings Fin off! Fin tumbles out of the ring while the fans cheer. Donny hurries out after Fin, rushes him, but Fin sends him into railing! The fans are torn as Donny stumbles, but Fin runs up to CHOP! Fin brings Donny around to put in the ring, then he drops an elbow on Donny’s back! Fin digs his elbow in, then he CLUBS Donny on the back! Fin digs his knee into Donny’s back, then clamps on a chinlock to stretch Donny back! The fans rally as Donny endures again, and Donny claws around. Donny crawls over, but Fin drops another elbow!
Donny writhes, Fin drags him up, and Fin facelocks. Donny endures the squeeze, powers up and he lifts Fin! Donny stomps his way towards a corner, but Fin pulls on the facelock! Donny endures, powers up again, and he stomps to the corner! Donny puts Fin up top, but then Fin kicks Donny away! Fin adjusts, leaps, and AX- NO, Donny catches him! SIDE EFFECT! Cover, TWO! Donny brings Fin up, and puts him back in a corner. Donny JABS, JABS, “You Better Believe It!” JAB, JAB! “You Better Believe It!” The ref counts, Donny lets off, then he puts Finn up top. Donny climbs up, and the fans fire up for the SUPER STEINER!
Fin tumbles and flounders and the fans fire up more! Donny aims as Fin sits up, then runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLARBONE! Cover, TWO! Fin survives and Donny is shocked! The fans rally as Donny brings Fin up. Donny wrenches Fin, YANKS that arm, then wrenches again. Donny YANKS the arm, wrenches again, but Fin fires a forearm! Donny YANKS the arm, Fin fires another forearm! And another, and another, and another! Fin whips, Donny ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES Fin! Donny keeps going and he FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES again! And then again!
Fin staggers up, Donny reels him in for a SPINEBUSTER! Donny fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs side to side, and he HANDSPRING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! Fin survives and the fans fire up! Donny grows frustrated, but he watches Fin slowly get up. Donny clinches Fin, but Fin fires elbows to fight free! Fin wrenches, steps over, and LA MAGISTROL! TWO, and both men stand up, DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down and the fans fire up again! Fin and Donny stir while a standing count starts. They crawl to opposite ends, and drag themselves up with the ropes.
Donny runs up on Fin at the ropes, PULL UP TO- NO, Fin rolls Donny up! TWO, both men scramble up again, and Fin CHOPS! Donny roars! Fin CHOPS again! Fin whips, Donny reverses, wrenches, pump handles, and torture racks for a SHELL SHOCK!! Cover, TWO!! Fin survives and Donny is losing his cool! Donny fireman’s carries Fin, but Fin slips free and shoves Donny! Donny comes back, Fin dodges, and Fin comes back to SLINGBLADE! The fans fire up and Fin SLINGBLADES again! Fin fires up, and he aims from a corner! Fin runs up on Donny to SHOTGUN him into the other corner! The fans fire up and Fin goes up the corner!
Fin aims, COUP DE GRACE!! The fans are thunderous but Fin isn’t done! He drags Donny up, half hatch and DEPTH CHARGE!! Cover, Fin wins!
Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Another huge win for Arrow Club! Donny is frustrated with himself, but Fin shows him respect. The fans cheer as Fin raises Donny’s hand, when will the Original Geru get that definitive victory? Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla take the Bracket of Courage by storm?
Bracket of Courage: Hollywood ReDead VS Harlequin!
The UnderWorld Order wants to take over HPW, but that also goes for Ganon’s Dark Forces! ReDead wants to move on from being Million Rupee Champion, but can he get past the boisterous Bokoblin? Or will the Faces of Evil have the last laugh?
ReDead is all fired up but Harlequin gets out of the ring to stay away from him. The fans boo but ReDead eggs Harlequin on. But the fans chant, “REDEAD SUCKS! REDEAD SUCKS!” so clearly, they don’t like either of these guys. Harlequin has referee Tiger Sahasrahla back ReDead off, then he steps into the ring. The bell rings and the two circle. Harlequin swipes at ReDead but also keeps his distance. The two rev up as the fans get louder with the boos, and the two tie up. ReDead SHOVES Harlequin away and Harlequin flounders around. Harlequin gets up in a huff, he and ReDead reset and circle again.
Harlequin ties up with ReDead again, but ReDead SHOVES him! And SHOVES him! Harlequin is already frustrated, but he tells the fans to shut up. ReDead and Harlequin reset, circle, and they tie up. Harlequin wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, and he grinds the hold. ReDead endures, fights up, and throws body shots. ReDead headlocks in return but Harlequin powers up and out. They RAM shoulders, and Harlequin flounders all the way out of the ring! Harlequin throws a fit while ReDead fires up! The fans taunt Harlequin while he huffs ‘n’ puffs back to the apron. Harlequin steps in and resets with ReDead again.
ReDead and Harlequin tie up, but Harlequin knees low! And CLUBS ReDead on the back! Harlequin has ReDead in a corner to CHOP! Fans do “WOO~!” and then Harlequin CHOPS again! ReDead goes to another corner, but Harlequin CHIPS again! Harlequin whips corner to corner, ReDead reverses hard and Harlequin ends up stuck across the top rope! ReDead runs up to KICK Harlequin! Harlequin goes up but flops back onto the top rope! ReDead KICKS him again, and again, and Harlequin ends up crotched on the top rope! ReDead shakes the ropes, and he shakes Harlequin loose!
Harlequin staggers around, ReDead DECKS him! ReDead fires hands in the corner, Sahasrahla counts, but ReDead SMACKS Harlequin off the buckles! Harlequin staggers up to his feet, ReDead DECKS him! ReDead stands Harlequin up, but Harlequin pokes him in the eyes! The fans actually cheer that! Harlequin CHOPS ReDead, fires hands, then brings ReDead around to CHOP against ropes. Harlequin whips, ReDead reverses and BACKDROPS Harlequin away! Harlequin staggers up, ReDead LARIATS him up and out! Harlequin flounders, staggers around, swings wild, and ReDead waits on the ring count.
Harlequin stands at 3 of 10, sputters and shakes out the stars, but ReDead dares him to get in the ring. The fans rally, Harlequin storms back over and gets on the apron. ReDead then slingshots Harlequin into the ring! The fans boo but ReDead kicks and DECKS Harlequin! ReDead whips, runs, and LARIATS! Harlequin sits up in a daze, but ReDead stands him up for haymakers! ReDead whips Harlequin, but Harlequin KICKS the backdrop away! Harlequin CHOPS ReDead in the corner, talks some smack, then CHOPS again! Harlequin huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs ReDead corner to corner, but ReDead stops the buckle bump!
ReDead glares at Harlequin, but Harlequin SLAPS him! ReDead just gets angrier, so he takes a swing! Harlequin dodges, and SLAPS ReDead again! Harlequin bumps ReDead off buckles, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Harlequin whips corner to corner, but ReDead reverses! Harlequin tumbles up and out to the apron! ReDead storms up, but Harlequin SLAPS him again! ReDead DECKS Harlequin for it! The fans rally as ReDead storms out after Harlequin, and SMACKS him off the apron! Harlequin flops back, crawls towards commentary, and ReDead scoops him. ReDead SLAMS Harlequin onto the desk, then rains down fists!
The fans boo but ReDead refreshes the ring count. Harlequin flounders off the desk, pushes past commentary, Rusl shouts at him and Telma says for Rusl to calm down. ReDead brings Harlequin around to POST him! Harlequin spins and flops, ReDead refreshes the count again, and ReDead drags Harlequin up. ReDead brings Harlequin around, scoops him, but Harlequin slips free! Harlequin POSTS ReDead now! The fans cheer as ReDead staggers around in a daze. Harlequin storms up, and he POSTS ReDead again! Harlequin jumps onto the apron so he can rain down fists on ReDead! ReDead SHOVES Harlequin away!
ReDead staggers around the way again, they are back by commentary side but Harlequin puts ReDead in the ring. Harlequin has ReDead in a corner and rains down fists! ReDead SHOVES Harlequin away again! Harlequin runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Harlequin rains down fists, but again ReDead SHOVES Harlequin! Harlequin comes back for more! They scrap to the mat, and they end up in the ropes! Sahasrahla counts, Harlequin won’t stop, so Sahasrahla drags Harlequin away. ReDead’s been busted open and fans fire up! ReDead snarls as he drags himself up with the ropes, but Harlequin paces.
Harlequin storms up on ReDead, fires hands on him in the corner, but Sahasrahla counts. Harlequin lets off and ReDead sputters as a crimson mask is forming. ReDead stands, staggers, teeters, but Harlequin fires hands! Harlequin DECKS ReDead, but ReDead still rises up! Harlequin whips ReDead to ropes, and catches him to a SLEEPER! The fans rally as Harlequin thrashes ReDead around! ReDead endures, reaches out, bleeds all over Harlequin’s arm, but Harlequin thrashes him around more! Sahasrahla checks on ReDead, and lifts his arm. The arm falls! Sahasrahla raises the arm again, but ReDead revives!
ReDead hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down on the mat and the fans are torn. A standing count starts, fans chant “WE WANT A DRAW! WE WANT A DRAW!” ReDead crawls to ropes but Harlequin is on him. Harlequin whips, ReDead reverses, but Harlequin FLYING FOREARMS! Harlequin kips up and fires up! The fans still mostly boo as Harlequin goes to the corner. Harlequin climbs, and MACHO ELBOW FLOPS as ReDead moves! ReDead rises up, roars, and fires hands on Harlequin! ReDead whips, Harlequin FLYING FOREARMS and wipes out Sahasrahla, too! The fans go nuts as all three men are down!
Harlequin kips up again! Harlequin goes up a corner, smirks, and then hops back down. Harlequin decides to make ReDead suffer, and he steps through the legs! Harlequin turns ReDead over into the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! ReDead endures, a second referee slides in, and the fans chant, “TAP! TAP! TAP!” ReDead endures, crawls forward, reaches out, but Harlequin drags him back! Harlequin sits deep on the hold, but ReDead powers up! ReDead crawls forward again, reaches out, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Harlequin lets go in frustration and the fans can’t believe it! Harlequin drags ReDead back, but ReDead BOOTS him into the ref!
The fans can’t believe it! That’s two refs down, but ReDead and Harlequin rise up! ReDead storms over to Harlequin, but Harlequin LOW BLOWS ReDead! Harlequin bails out of the ring, and brings out his BOKOBLIN CLUB! Harlequin pounds the mat with the club, then aims as ReDead rises! HEADSHOT!! ReDead falls, twitches, but Harlequin goes up the corner! MACHO ELBOW!! Direct hit this time, but Harlequin shouts for a ref! The second ref stirs and Harlequin drags ReDead up with a dragon sleeper. ReDead is a ragdoll but Harlequin still hauls him up! TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR!! Cover, TWO?!?
ReDead survives and Harlequin is furious! The fans are going nuts, but Harlequin fires hands on ReDead! ReDead just hulks up! Harlequin fires shots, ReDead says, “YOU~!” ReDead fires hands on Harlequin again and again, then whips for a BOOT! Harlequin sputters and flounders, then finally flops at the center of the ring! ReDead roars, the fans are freaking out, but ReDead hits the DEAD LEG!! Cover, ReDead wins!!
Winner: Hollywood ReDead, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
ReDead faced his FOE and won! ReDead is now moving on and facing Fin Balure, will- Oh wait! The Young Ducks are here? They DOUBLE SUPERKICK Harlequin! The fans cheer as Mack & Rick stand over him, and Mack says, “We’re taking our Trios titles back!” Rick adds, “See you in Drenan. CACAW!” The Ducks head out with the challenge made, will Arrow Club have their revenge in February?
My Thoughts:
Another “just in time” finish in writing this article, but I really wanted to maximize the impact of this bracket most of all. Bracket of Courage, the highspeed style, the bracket our Hero of Hyrule represents, it should have the hottest matches to finish up the opening round. I hope I can improve upon that in the second round, especially as there are other things planned besides the tournament.
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