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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (2/24/23)

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Bray Wyatt called out Bobby Lashley and Brock Lesnar, but things are a bit muddy. Will the SmackDown return of the FIREFLY FUNHOUSE clear things up?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Imperium VS Braun Strowman, Ricochet & Madcap Moss w/ Emma; Imperium wins.
  • LA Knight VS Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods; Kofi wins.
  • Natalya w/ Tegan Nox VS Shayna Baszler w/ Ronda Rousey; Shayna wins.
  • Rey Mysterio VS Karrion Kross w/ Scarlett Bordeaux; Kross wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Jimmy Uso.

Kayla Braxton catches Jimmy Uso as he arrives and she asks him if he’s spoken with Jey since last week. No, he hasn’t. He’s texted, called, left voicemails and told him to meet Jimmy in the middle of the ring tonight. And whatever Jey has to get off his chest, he can look Jimmy in the eye and say it. What will happen to the Usos as the Bloodline is crumbling down around them?

 

Six Man Tag: Imperium VS Braun Strowman, Ricochet & Madcap Moss w/ Emma!

Der Ring General leads his soldiers into battle, and they’re up against a Monster, a high-flyer and a wild card! Will the mat still be sacred? Or will Gunther suffer defeat on his Road to WrestleMania?

The trios sort out and we start with Giovanni Vinci and Moss. They circle, fans fire up, and the two tie up. Vinci wrenches to a hammerlock then headlock, then spins to a drop toehold. Vinci steps on Moss and eggs him on. Moss gets at Vinci but Vinci headlocks again. Moss powers up and out, Vinci blocks the hip toss but so does Moss! Vinci kicks low, uses a leg to get up and over, then dodges. Moss gets moving, they run ropes, Moss CLOBBERS Vinci! Moss drags Vinci up, tags in Ricochet, scoop SLAM to knee-board senton! Cover, TWO! Ricochet stands Vinci up but Vinci wrenches and knees low.

Vinci whips but Ricochet blocks! Ricochet throws forearms but Vinci wrenches. Ricochet rolls, kips and flips to headlock back! Vinci back suplexes but Ricochet lands on his feet! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Ricochet and Ludwig Kaiser talk some smack, but Ricochet points to Braun. Fans fire up but Vinci anchors a leg. Vinci reels Ricochet in for a short arm LARIAT! Fans boo as Vinci stomps Ricochet. Tag to Ludwig and Imperium mugs Ricochet. Fans rally up as Ludwig CLUBS Ricochet. Ludwig wraps on a chinlock, then whips Ricochet hard into ropes! Ludwig smirks and looms over Ricochet as fans boo.

Ludwig kicks Ricochet around, talks trash, but Ricochet fires forearms! Ludwig kicks low, whips, but Ricochet rolls over his back! Then under to handspring! Ludwig dodges to throat chop! Fans boo, and then Ludwig SLAPS Braun! Braun is mad, but the ref keeps him out! Ludwig rushes in, Ricochet goes to the apron but Imperium hits a HIGH LOW, then Gunther himself hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Fans boo while Imperium stands tall and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and fans rally up as Ricochet endures a stretch. Ludwig digs his elbow into Ricochet’s face, but Ricochet fights up and throws body shots. Ricochet ROCKS Ludwig, Ludwig ROCKS Ricochet! Ricochet kicks low, Ludwig ROCKS him again! Ricochet throws more forearms, then an uppercut! But he spins into an UPPERCUT! Only to come back with a V-TRIGGER! Ludwig kicks, CLUBS and LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Ludwig drags Ricochet over and tags in Gunther. Gunther stomps Ricochet, brings him back up, and UPPERCUTS Ricochet back down! Gunther drags Ricochet up again and puts him on ropes.

But wait, DREW MCINTYRE appears! He walks out to ringside and Gunther stares him down. Gunther CLUBS Ricochet down, brings him back up, but Ricochet ENZIGURIS! But Gunther stomps Ricochet down! Tag to Vinci, they stomp Ricochet’s hands, and then Vinci drags Ricochet up for a short arm LARIAT! Vinci stands Ricochet up again, for another short arm LARIAT! Fans boo, Vinci drags Ricochet up a third time, but Ricochet slips through the lariat and dodge! Hot tags to Braun and Ludwig! Braun rallies on Imperium, SPLASH for Ludwig and SPLASH for Vinci! Another SPLASH for Ludwig, and Braun stares Gunther down as he CLUBS Ludwig!

Vinci runs back in, Braun shoves him out! Gunther tags in and sneaks up on Braun! Fans fire up as Gunther CHOPS! Braun just snarls! Braun CHOPS, Gunther CHOPS, then Gunther kicks a leg! Gunther wraps on a SLEEPER! Braun powers up, throws Gunther away, but Gunther SHOTGUNS Braun! Moss tags in! Moss RAMS Gunther into the corner and fires off furious fists! The ref counts, Moss goes corner to corner to RAM into Gunther! Moss keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, BLASTS Ludwig but Gunther CHOPS Moss! And then GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Moss stands! Into a LARIAT from Gunther!

Gunther reels Moss in, hoists Moss up, GENERAL BOMB! Cover, Imperium wins!

Winners: Imperium, by pinfall

McIntyre looks only mildly impressed but Imperium winning out. Gunther holds up the Intercontinental Championship, and the Scottish Warrior takes off his jacket But the VIKING RAIDERS attack! McIntyre brawls with Erik & Ivar 2v1, and they RAM him into barriers! The Vikings mug McIntyre, until Sheamus runs in! He knocks Erika way but Ivar CLOBBERS Sheamus! The Vikings beat them down, but then Braun BLASTS the Vikings over! Fans are thunderous, and Ricochet builds speed! Ricochet FLIES to take out the Vikings! McIntyre & Sheamus are back up, the Celtic Connection DOUBLE BOOT the Vikings over barriers!

McIntyre, Sheamus, Braun and Ricochet stand tall together! Will it soon be all out war in the SmackDown Tag Division?

 

Backstage interview with Rey Mysterio.

Kayla holds the mic for Rey as he says he looks to put an end to Karrion Kross once and for all. But then Santos Escobar walks in. “There’s one thing Legado del Fantasma and my familia believe, and that’s respect. I had the honor of receiving a mask from the legendary Rey Mysterio. And I wanna show the WWE Universe how much I respect you.” Rey says Escobar knows that respect is mutual. But Dominik Mysterio walks in, saying, “How pathetic! Let me ask you this, Santos. How long are you gonna keep kissing up to the ‘legendary’ Rey Mysterio, huh? Even after Kross puts him to sleep tonight?”

Escobar tells Dom that if he needs to learn respect his dad, Escobar will teach it. Dom says that in prison, those who don’t back up what they say got dealt with. Escobar chuckles. But then Rhea stands in his way. Dom “wishes” Rey luck, then he and Mami leave. Escobar says Rey shouldn’t let that bother him. Rey knows who Rey is. But how can it not? That’s his son! Rey still stresses over where he went wrong with Dom, but will Dom get in Rey’s way against Kross?

 

Jimmy Uso sits with Solo Sikoa and Paul Heyman.

Jimmy says, “That’s our brother. Since Royal Rumble, things have been getting crazy, man. A few weeks ago, when we defended those tag team championships, I knew Jey was gonna be there for me. For us. Since Montreal, man, I dunno, man. It feels different. Think he might be spooked over this whole Sami thing.” Heyman says if that’s the case, then why not have Solo stay in the back? Jimmy can handle Jey “face to face, man to man, twin to twin, Uso to Uso, personally.” Jimmy accepts that. Solo accepts that. But will Jey accept things the way they are?

 

LA Knight VS ???

The self proclaimed Mega Star is back in action, ready to shine bright after losing that Pitch Black Match. But first, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” Knight says, “Tis the season> Everybody’s back here talking about their WrestleMania moments. ‘I just wanna have a WrestleMania moment!’ I didn’t come here for a WrestleMania Moment! I came here to make money! I came here to win titles. And I came here to be recognized as the best. And how do I do that? By going to WrestleMania, YEAH!” But here’s the twist: I’m not the one who’s gonna be having a WrestleMania moment. You gotta understand something right now. You can’t have an LA WrestleMania with out L A Knight! YEAH!”

Knight doesn’t like the fans copying him, he tells them to shut up. And he says that what he means is he’s giving WrestleMania an LA Knight Moment, YEAH! But it’s a New Day, yes it is! Here come Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods, and they have a laugh. “I wanna have a WrestleMania moment! Hand it to me now! BOY! I don’t think he realizes how this whole thing works.” Knight’s only been here two and a half months. So who is he to be demanding anything? WHO WHO WHO?

Knight wants to get this right. When did he invite “Nerd Day” down here? If they weren’t so busy playing video games, they might see Knight is a perpetual moment machine, the man with kavorka, the man they call a Mega Star, one L A Knight, YEAH! First off, being nerds has made the New Day a HELL of a lot of money. Second, Knight is talking about handouts when he clearly loves handouts given that FAKE leather vest. WrestleMania Moments aren’t handed out, they’re earned. Case in point: Kofi Kingston! Kofi fought for 11 YEARS to have his moment and we got the best WrestleMania of them all!

Fake leather? NAH NAH! Here’s what knight is looking at. He doesn’t care about what Kofi did, Knight is a creator of circumstance, not a creature of. And the circumstances he creates are advantageous to him. And how did KofiMania work out anyway? Fans boo, but Kofi says it worked out pretty well, he won the title on the Grandest Stage of Them All. And he didn’t wait for a moment, he was fighting in the ring and behind the scenes. But what he won’t wait for is the chance to shut Knight up now in Evansville, Indiana! Knight laughs but fans chant, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” Fine, if the fans feel froggy, is that a challenge Kofi is throwing down?

Is Knight serious? Kofi puts it this way: YEAH!! Woods says if Adam Pearce can hear them and he approves, send a ref out so we can get this going! Here comes a ref, Kofi VS Knight happens after the break!

LA Knight VS Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods!

SmackDown returns and the match is underway as Knight JABS and JABS Kofi. Fans rally, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” but Knight whips. Kofi ducks ‘n’ dodges and leaps to RANA! Knight ends up in a corner, Kofi KICKS him and throws hands. Knight headlocks, Kofi powers out but Knight runs him over! Fans boo but things speed up. Kofi hurdles, hurdles and ELBOWS Knight down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Kofi brings Knight around to UPPERCUT! Kofi whips corner to corner but Knight reverses. Knight runs in but into a kick! Kofi goes up, and CROSSBODIES to flatten Knight! Cover, TWO!

Woods says Kofi’s wearing Knight down and Kofi brings Knight up. Knight throws body shots, kicks low, and runs. But Kofi trips Knight up! Kofi high-fives Woods, does some Kid ‘n’ Play, and “NEW~ DAY~!” Knight storms over but into a GAMANGIRI! Kofi goes up top to CORSSBODY again! Direct hit, cover, TWO! Kofi brings Knight up, wrenches, and hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Kofi wrangles Knight down, Knight endures but fans rally up. Kofi drops knees on the arm, then hammerlocks it. Knight endures, fights up, and he puts Kofi on the ropes. The ref counts but Knight throws elbows!

Knight ROCKS Kofi, whips, and ELBOWS Kofi down! Fans boo but Knight smirks. Knight stomps Kofi, rains down fists, then lets off to soak up the heat. Knight drags Kofi up, but Kofi JAWBREAKERS! Knight staggers, but he scoops Kofi for a POWERSLAM! cover, TWO! Knight stomps Kofi into the corner, clinches and brings Kofi out, to shove Kofi back in! NECK- NO, Kofi holds ropes to block! Fans rally, Kofi runs in at Knight to SPLASH in the corner! Knight staggers away, Kofi runs in to SPLASH again! Knight goes to another corner, Kofi runs back in, but Knight catches Kofi! FLAPJACK off buckles! And then Knight throws Kofi into buckles!

Kofi bails out, Woods checks him, and fans boo Knight as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Kofi fires hands on Knight! Fans fire up but Knight knees low! Knight storms up on Kofi and whips him to a corner, but Kofi goes up to jump and MISSILE DROPKICK! Woods plays the trombone as fans fire back up. Kofi runs in but is sent out again! The ring count starts while Knight catches his breath in the ring. Knight then goes out to fetch Kofi, and he shoves Woods away. Knight dares Woods to hit him and get Kofi disqualified, but Woods stands down. Knight tells Woods to stick to the trombone, and then he puts Kofi on the apron. Knight CLUBS Kofi, and he taunts Woods.

Knight slides in, gets the legs, ROPE GUILLOTINE! Kofi sputters and fans boo but Knight talks more trash. Knight stalks Kofi to a corner, CHOKES him on the ropes, right in front of Woods! Fans boo, Knight lets off at the ref’s count, and then Knight goes to the apron. Knight BOOTS Kofi down! Knight smirks, watches as Kofi stands, SLINGSHOT SHOULDER! Cover, TWO! Knight grows annoyed but Woods coaches Kofi up. Knight CLUBS Kofi, stomps him, then runs. But Kofi pops Knight up for a KNEE! Fans fire up again, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” Knight crawls to ropes, Kofi goes to the opposite end.

Both men run in but Kofi dodges to DOUBLE CHOP! And DOUBLE CHOP! And DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Kofi keeps moving, but Knight catches him! Kofi sunset flips, TWO! Kofi runs to LEAPING LARIAT! Kofi runs for the “NEW~ DAY~” BOOM DROP! Fans fire up as Kofi goes to the corner and claps along. Kofi aims at Knight, spins, but Knight ducks! Back suplex for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Kofi survives and Woods returns to the trombone! Knight drags himself to the apron, and he CLOBBERS Woods! But then Kofi FLIES and takes out Knight! Kofi puts Knight back in, climbs up, but Knight ROCKS him first!

Knight climbs up after Kofi but Kofi throws hands! Kofi shoves Knight away, then ducks his leap! Woods distracts Knight and Kofi trips Knight up! Knight tumbles off the corner, into TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Cover, Kofi wins!

Winner: Kofi Kingston, by pinfall

The Knight cannot stop the New Day, Kofi gets a big win! Will the New Day fight their way to a WrestleMania moment this year?

 

Charlotte Flair is here!

The SmackDown Women’s Champion heads to the ring, ready for a face-to-face with Rhea Ripley. Charlotte gets the mic as fans “WOO~!” Charlotte says it’s 35 days until WrestleMania. She knows Rhea likes to run her mother on Raw, so she can’t wait to hear what Rhea has to say in person. Charlotte invites Rhea to the ring, but where is she? “I think I smell hesitation, no? You guys? That’s funny. Rhea, are you remembering the last time we were in the ring together? It’s okay to be scared, having second thoughts about choosing me.” But Dom says, “Queenie~. Can I call you that?” Dom isn’t gonna let Charlotte run down Mami, oh no no.

Oh, look at Dom out here, taking orders like a good little nino. Dom, this is adult time. Go get your Mami and tell her to face Charlotte like a real woman, instead of hiding behind her “boy toy.” Wow, Charlotte sounds jealous. Almost bitter, even. Because Charlotte knows the hottest thing in the WWE is Rhea Bloody Ripley. And no other mamacita has ever entered the Royal Rumble at #1 and won it all. Look at that smile! Charlotte should smile more often, she’s a beautiful woman. They say the woman is the softer sex. Delicate. But Mami Rhea is strong! Real strong! When she hugs Dom, she damn near breaks his back.

And when Rhea makes sweet- Oh, whoa, hold on. Charlotte has a real Latino man at home who calls him Mami. With a much thicker… accent. So Charlotte doesn’t know what Dom’s talking about. Dom just wanted to chat. They have a lot in common. Enlighten her. They’re both generational superstars. They both know what it’s like to be compared to their fathers, and be better than them, even though the fans don’t like to see it. Fans boo, but Dom says he knows that his dad was a lot worse. Rey was a deadbeat who didn’t even bother showing up. He was an afterthought of a father! That messed Dom up! The people don’t understand!

Dom has a big chip on his shoulder, just like Charlotte. But at WrestleMania, when Rhea beats Charlotte, Charlotte will know that her dad was right. That she just wasn’t good enough. Well, unlike Dom, Charlotte loves her dad. And Ric Flair is 74 tomorrow, so happy early birthday to him. And Ric can still go. If he was here, he’d kick Dom’s but. But since he’s not… Charlotte takes the belt off and steps to Dom! Dom backs up and says to cool down. And here comes Rhea! Dom holds the ropes open for her, she steps to Charlotte, and she tells her not to mess with Dom. But then Rhea and Dom leave, so Charlotte waves bye.

Charlotte grabs her belt and holds it up. Rhea steps back in and tells her it won’t be hers much longer. Charlotte still says bye, and Rhea leaves again. Will there be anything stopping Rhea from eradicating Charlotte’s reign? Or will Charlotte be the one to humble Rhea Bloody Ripley?

 

Natalya w/ Tegan Nox VS Shayna Baszler w/ Ronda Rousey!

The Queen of Harts got banged up in the Elimination Chamber, but she’s still okay to wrestle! Plus, she’s got back-up this time! Will Natty be able to event he score with the Queen of Spades? Or will she still not be in shape enough to survive Shayna?

SmackDown returns as the Baddest Women on the Planet make their entrance. The bell rings and the two rush in! Natty dodges then fires off hands on Shayna! Shayna shoves Natty away and bails out. Natty grabs at Shayna, drags her in, and bumps Natty off buckles. Natty fires off more hands but Shayna shoots around. Natty elbows her away, whips, but Shayna reverses to wrench and ARMBAR DDT! Fans rally for Natty but Shayna looms over her. Shayna grabs the arm, twists the wrist and CLUBS the arm! Shayna then bends the elbow and Ronda likes what she sees. Natty endures the top wristlock and fights up to CLUB Shayna!

Natty arm-drags Shayna away, but Shayna comes back to KICK the arm! Shayna pulls her kneepad down and Ronda says to bring it home! Shayna grins at Tegan, runs in at Natty, but Natty avoid the knee to roll Shayna! TWO, Natty spins Shayna around, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! BOOT! Natty gets Shayna on ropes and fires off hands! Shayna KICKS a leg! And then gets around, only for Natty to switch! GERMAN SUPLEX! DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Natty stomps Shayna, has the legs, and steps through, but Shayna kicks her away! Shayna scurries away and Natty rushes up. The ref keeps Natty back, but then Natty WRECKS Shayna with a dropkick!

Natty and Ronda shout at each other, Natty brings Shayna up and back into the ring. Natty warns Ronda, Ronda says Natty’s at fault, but Shayna KNEES Natty!! ARMBAR!! Natty kicks, flails, but taps! Shayna wins!

Winner: Shayna Baszler, by submission

Shayna then BOOTS Tegan down! Fans boo but the Baddest Women stand over Natty. Shayna sits Natty up, Ronda runs in, but Tegan TACKLES Ronda! Fans fire up as Tegan runs Shayna off, too! Ronda doesn’t even know who that is! Ronda says “Skittles” is done! Will Ronda take out the Welsh Firecracker? Or will she see what the Shiniest Wizard looks like up close?

 

It’s the Firefly Funhouse!

But where’s Bray Wyatt? “Lie for me.” Red light and the TV flickers on? “The beast is rising~!” Bray plays with two Undertaker action figures. Then cut to Bray backstage looking at his segment from last week. Bray seems to think he’s very funny calling out the winner of Lesnar VS Lashley at Elimination Chamber. Lashley said he will not be disrespected by anyone, not by Lesnar or by Bray. If you disrespect Lashley, he will put you down! And now, live from Firefly News, it’s Bray and Ramblin’ Rabbit! To be honest, this is urgent. It is NOT okay here. There is a dragon with seven horns and ten crowns and it’s just bad. That’s the deal.

But more importantly, who opened the door? Anyway, howdy, y’all, it’s time for the weather. Uncle Howdy is the weatherman, and his robotic voice says, “I am all of us.” And now, America’s favorite new game show, Can You Keep a Secret? Bray is the host to a roaring audience. “Well. Can ya?” And still to come, a THREE HOUR BLOCK of Can You Keep a Secret? And then we’re back at the Funhouse, with bones and fireworks in the doorway. CAN you keep a secret? Can you? The images start to get distorted as people ask for help. Including Ramblin’ Rabbit? “If I told you a story, could you keep a secret?”

 

We check back in with the Bloodline.

Jimmy is getting anxious. He knows Jey will show up. Then they can has things out. Heyman sure hopes so. Just look at this text from their Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. He will be here live next week on SmackDown, so he wants Jimmy to know that if Jimmy can’t handle Jey tonight, or else Roman will. Jimmy is even more stressed. Can Jimmy “handle” things?

 

Rey Mysterio VS Karrion Kross w/ Scarlett Bordeaux!

The King of Lucha Libre was called a workhorse past its prime that needed to be put down, and that didn’t bother him. But Mr. & Mrs. Doomsday said he was a terrible example of a father, and that cut deeper than any blade. Will Rey take out all his frustrations towards Dominik out on Kross? Or is Rey’s time finally up?

The bell rings and the two fire off! Rey gets the edge but Kross shoves him away, Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls to headscissor! Kross gets up, rushes Rey but Rey dumps him out! Rey builds speed to 619 TO THE BACK! Kross falls, Rey runs in again to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans fire up with Rey as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Kross has Rey down in a chinlock. Rey fights, rakes Kross’ eyes, and throws body shots! Fans fire up as Rey throws haymakers, runs, but into an ELBOW! Kross snarls but fans boo, and Kross waits on Rey. Rey gets up in a corner, Kross runs in, but blocks a boot. “I’ve seen this before, Rey! I know you!” Kross kicks Rey, then gets Rey up, but Rey turns bomb into RANA! Kross hits buckles, seems he doesn’t know all the trick! Rey heads up top, fans fire up, FLYING SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, but Kross SLIDES Rey out of the ring! Rey hits the floor and Kross reiterates that he knows Rey.

Kross goes out after Rey, drags him up and sees a Rey fan in the front row. Kross fireman’s carries to hit a GUTBUSTER! Fans boo and the ring count climbs, but Kross grins as he drags Rey back up. Kross puts Rey in the ring while fans rally up. Kross steps in, stomps Rey’s hands, then drags him back up. Kross fireman’s carries again, brings Rey to a corner and climbs up. But Rey fights with elbows and knees! Rey gets around Kross to then jump and SUPER STEINER! Fans fire up and Rey crawls to the cover, TWO!! Kross is fuming but still in this! Kross and Rey stand, Rey dodges the haymaker to tilt-o-whirl, but no DDT!

Kross turns Rey around but Rey victory rolls to send Kross into ropes! Rey redials but Scarlett is on the ropes! Rey knocks her down as he hits ropes, and then he and the ref are both distracted. Rey runs, Dom catches him! Dom throws Rey down! Dom dares Rey to do something! The ref sees Dom and tells him to back off. Dom wants Rey to hit him, but Rey gest back in the ring. Dom is disappointed, but then Kross KROSS HAMMER!! And KROSSJACKET!! Rey is OUT, Kross wins!!

Winner: Karrion Kross, by submission

Dom screwed Rey over and gets away with it! And now Dom gets in the ring to talk more trash. Dom kicks Rey around but Rey stands up. Dom dares Rey to hit him like a man! Dom pushes Rey around, keeps egging Rey on, but Rey keeps the anger contained. Dom pie faces Rey! And then shoves him! Rey is mad, but he gets up in Dom’s face! Dom says do it then! Hit him! But Rey doesn’t, and Dom says that’s what he thought. Fans chant “DO IT! DO IT!” Dom turns Rey around and tells him to do it! Rey shakes his head, and leaves. Fans boo and Dom mocks him, but are there stronger fights than those with fists?

 

Jimmy Uso heads to the ring.

This is the moment of truth, not just for the Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions, but for the Bloodline as a whole. Jimmy stands in the ring with a mic, and he says, “So if you’re not here, I know you out there watching somewhere. From brother to brother, I know you’re torn. I know you’re hurt. I know. And when you hurt, I hurt, Uce. But I just wanna tell you, I will always, always be here for you, no matter what. I’m always here for you, Uce, just like I need you to be here for me right now.”

Jimmy knows people are talking about cracks in the Bloodline. Things have been crazy. There’s a Sami Zayn problem, a Kevin Owens problem, and the Usos need to defend the tag team titles. On top of that, Jimmy knows there’s issues between Jey and the Tribal Chief. Wait, SAMI jumps the barriers! Sami gets in the ring, and Jimmy turns around to see him! Fans are thunderous as the two stare down! Jimmy is angry but Sami has a mic to say he’s not here to fight. Sami knows Jimmy wants to talk to Jey. Sami would, too. But Sami needs to talk with Jimmy. Every time Jimmy says “brother,” that breaks Sami’s heart. That’s who Jimmy was to Sami!

Jimmy was Sami’s dawg! They were dawgs! They had each other’s back in the Bloodline. When Jey didn’t trust Sami, Jimmy did. When Heyman didn’t see any value in Sami and shooed him from Roman’s locker room, Jimmy saw value! Jimmy was the one who made Sami the Honorary Uce! Without that, there’s no Honorary Uce, no Sami Uso, no Feeling Ucey! Fans chant “UCEY! UCEY!” Sami says when things went south at the Royal Rumble, Jimmy didn’t even think twice. He took Sami down with ZERO hesitation. And Sami says that hurt. That hurt! Jimmy is still glaring at Sami, but fans continue to chant for Sami.

Jimmy huffs and puffs, and says Sami is selfish, blaming Jimmy! It was SAMI! Sami made that choice! Sami had that chair in his hands and pulled the trigger! He stepped on Jimmy and on Jey! What was Jimmy supposed to do?! Sami made the choice, Jimmy did what he had to do, that’s what family do! But family doesn’t betray! Sami says what else family doesn’t do is test your loyalty every single week! They don’t make you jump through hoops to prove you’re worth something! They don’t manipulate you every single week like Roman did to Sami! The way he’s done to JIMMY’S TWIN! Not for weeks, or months, but for YEARS!

And speaking of, JEY IS HERE!! Sami wants them all to listen to him. The Bloodline isn’t about Roman Reigns, it is about just one man. And if it’s the last thing he does, Sami makes sure “The Bloodline” comes crumbling down! But there’s a way out for the Usos! They don’t have to go down with the ship! Sami is looking in Jimmy’s eyes, and he knows Jimmy knows that what he’s saying is true. Sami finally notices Jey, and Jimmy SUCKER PUNCHES him! Jimmy fires off hands, Jey hurries to ringside! Jimmy stomps a mudhole in, then looks to his brother. Jimmy wants Jey to help him with Sami. But Sami HELLUVA KICKS Jimmy!

Jey reaches ringside, fans chant for Sami, and Jimmy checks his chin. Sami backs off, but now here comes Solo! No more staying in the back, the Enforcer of the Island is here! Sami gets out of the ring to slip away in the crowd, but what about Jey? Jey hesitates at the barriers, joining neither Sami or his blood brothers. This issue was not handled, how will The Tribal Chief respond?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown that follows both a great Raw and great Elimination Chamber. And the Bloodline story was great stuff as always, with Heyman as Roman’s proxy putting the pressure on Jimmy. I should’ve expected Sami to show up but that still got me by surprise, and he had a good back and forth with Sami. Jey’s part was also well done, where he didn’t say anything, and he didn’t really do anything, but that in itself says a lot. If this is still leading to Usos VS Sami & Kevin for the tag titles, I would like to think Jey is reluctantly in that match because of the obligation, and then the match is not just a match between the two teams, but also a struggle for Jey to break through to Jimmy about resisting Roman.

Great opener in the Six Man Tag, Gunther and Imperium defeating three men Gunther’s defeated in the Intercontinental Championship scene. McIntyre showing up of course nods in the direction of McIntyre VS Gunther for the title, but it seems there’s still more that is going to happen between Celtic Connection and Vikings, but they might pivot so that Braun & Ricochet fight Erik & Ivar so that McIntyre can go after Gunther. And even though we’ve seen plenty out of Brawling Brutes VS Imperium, we might still get more of that as Sheamus, Ridge Holland & Pete Dunne help keep Ludwig & Vinci from helping Gunther.

Great promos out of LA Knight and The New Day, and that seems like a natural feud given their names. Knight VS Kofi was a great match, too, but things are still very open in regards to where they’re all going for WrestleMania. Likewise, that Firefly Funhouse match was very random and odd, even for Firefly Funhouse. It probably speaks to how chaotic Bray’s mind still is, even after sorting out that he is ultimately the one behind Uncle Howdy. The the assortment of images at the end had any number of things in it that could be considered clues, but he did still call out Lashley in a way, so I think that match is still on for WrestleMania.

Good but quick match from Natty VS Shayna, mostly because Ronda was a distraction. Ronda & Shayna VS Natty & Nox is definitely happening, and that will be another solid win within the Women’s Tag Division for Ronda & Shayna. As I’ve said on Raw, I think we could see a big multi-brand tag title match for Mania, and the Baddest Women on the Planet seem like a shoe-in for SmackDown’s side. Good promo from Rey, Escobar and even Dom. Dom’s strongest suit right now is his character, and he’s doing that perfectly. He gets on Escobar’s bad side, he interferes with Rey VS Kross, which was a really good match even with Dom’s interference, and yet Rey still doesn’t snap.

But to be fair, that’s very realistic. It’s Dom who has the problem with his dad, and Rey is actually a good father in that he isn’t just beating his son down the way we all know he could, especially in the way pro-wrestling does it. But Escobar will surely be Rey’s proxy, and chances are, Judgment Day ends up on SmackDown so that we could get a prolonged feud of Judgment Day VS Legado Del Fantasma. Dom also had a great promo with Charlotte, which seems odd. But I guess it works for Dom to rile Charlotte up and then Rhea’s the muscle. Rhea has probably said all she has to say in regards to facing Charlotte, and we all know Dom will be part of that SmackDown Women’s title match anyway, so he might as well get a word in.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (3/31/25)

London is Raw!

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The final stop on the Euro Tour!

London has another dose of WWE as Monday Night Raw arrives in the O2! But will John Cena tear down the UK like he has everywhere else?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The New Day VS New Catch Republic; The New Day wins.
  • Jimmy Uso VS GUNTHER; wins.
  • Bron Breakker & PENTA VS Finn Balor & Dominik Mysterio; win.
  • WWE Women’s World Championship, Special Guest Referee Bianca Belair: Iyo Sky VS Rhea Ripley; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

JOHN CENA IS HERE!

The fans already chant “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” before the music even begins! Then they sing along, “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” as Cena walks out in the custom London merchandise. Cena goes to the ring, “The Last Time Is Now” towel draped over the back of his head like the other times, then he sets the towel on the apron. Cena grabs a mic, the fans continue to duel, and Cena winds up before bringing the mic up. Only for Cody Rhodes to make his entrance! The fans sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” The pyro goes off, Cody high-fives the fans in the front row and along the ramp, then he heads to the ring.

We get the second “WHOA~ OH~” and pyro before Cody pounds on the steel steps and steps up into the ring. Cody and Cena circle each other a bit before Cody grabs himself a mic. The fans finish singing the song, “YOU’LL FOLLOW ME UNTIL THE END~! I AM MY KINGDOM!” The fans cheer, then change to singing, “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” Cena steps to Cody but Cody tells him, no no no. We listened to Cena talking for two weeks, so allow Cody to do his job for him! Cena will cook Cody, end him, but where does he want to start? There is so much to make fun of when it comes to Cody! For starters, Cody’s lisp.

Cody will give him this one: Stardust! Fans cheer for “STARDUST! STARDUST!” Cody says that must bother Cena, that is who he is wrestling at WrestleMania 41, his final time! What else can Cena go after? Oh, yes! Cody spots it in the crowd and brings up the “arm tattoo on his neck.” The fans again sing for “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” Cody keeps going: He got booed in a company he helped make. But Cena won’t go for that. Maybe Cody is struggling with the idea that Superman is truly dead. The fans duel for “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cody says this brings him to his next point: Cena’s words have not matched his actions.

For these last two weeks, Cena has lied to the audience. The fans boo, and Cody says they used to ride together, sing Poncho & Lefty. Cena surely cared about Cody, and he for sure cared about the fans. Don’t even look at Cody, look at the fans and tell them the real reason why. The fans chant, “You Sold Out!” while Cena thinks on his words. Cena says he is not going to reduce himself and punch down to Cody’s level. Cody’s been protected long enough. Cena also won’t “cook” Cody, he’ll just BURY him! Just like Cena has buried everyone else! The fans have been saying for years that Cena buries talent. Cena doesn’t bury talent, he IS talent! Cena BURIES mediocrity!

Cena doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the lisp or his failures. Cody has manipulated his way to the top of this business, and his ego outweighs his ability. All Cody has done is ride the coattails of Cena’s success! Cena has been so great, that the WWE could hand the heartbeat of this business to Cena’s chauffer! That’s right! Cody, your champion, is nothing more than Cena’s chauffer. A slimy pickpocket that thinks just cuz he stole the blueprints, he can run the kingdom! That is WHY Cena did it! Because it disgusts him! Cody sat by Cena’s side for YEARS, and stole every secret he needed to be undeniable, but he is still underwhelming.

Cena tried to drill it into Cody’s egotistical skull. Cody has to be authentic because fans can see through phony. Cody is too polished, too rehearsed, and relies on lazy gimmicks like fans singing his name just to get by! The fans boo, but then also sing, “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” Cena says Cody is just like the Pied Piper! All he’s ever done is find a way to make a catchy tune trick the people into loving mediocrity. Strip away the music and entrance, there is not much to look at but that pinstriped suit. But you could walk Cena out in silence, and you can bet your last dollar that he could body you before your first breath!

Cody Rhodes does not look like John Cena, doesn’t act like him, and doesn’t work like him. But Cody also doesn’t look like himself, act like himself, and work like himself, because he is still afraid to show who he is. So what do we get instead? Cody gives us a generic mix of every superstar he’s ever loved and every TV show he’s ever watched, in some big confused blob, that makes him still look like a 16-year-old kid taking acting lessons, because he is too afraid of public speaking. Cody Rhodes has shown Cena ONE thing, and the one thing is that someone mediocre wearing something meaningful is all it takes to trick the people!

Cena has worked too damn hard to make THAT a symbol of mastery to have it paraded by a paint-by-numbers, sociopathic nepo-baby who is so into himself that he had his wrestling gimmick tattooed for the world to see! It’s not where the tattoo is, it’s what the tattoo IS that exposes Cody for who he is: a common fan like the rest of them. So after WrestleMania, it’ll be great for Cody! He can go to Fanatics, buy the toy belt, call himself the fans’ champion, because the last real champion is taking that belt home forever to expose Cody for who he is: an errand boy that got lucky! Fans are actaully fired up behind Cena!?

Cody tells Cena that he didn’t expect this. But maybe Cena is right. Maybe Cody was chosen. But you know who chose him? The fans did. Can Cena say the same? Or was it some guy in an office who isn’t even here anymore and we can’t even talk about him? Yeah, let’s go ahead and go there. Stirp everything away from Cody, does he know who he is? He’s a wrestler like his father before him, and if anyone is a corporate creation, it is Cena and not Cody! Gosh, everyone is so terrified of Cena on the mic but Cody isn’t not. Cena had more d*ck in his promo than in his jorts! Making fun of Cody for looking like he’s a kid?

Well, Cena’s the one who hangs out with Zac Efron and wishes he was 16 again! And thanks for the softball saying Cena created all of this and he created Cody. Well, Cena created a lot of disenfranchised fans that made it easy for Cody to pack up, go somewhere else, and say, “Hey! Look at me!” Cody tells Cena not to act like he cleaned up his room before he packed up for Hollywood. And while we’re at it…! There are two of them in this ring right now, and what Cody is about to ask might punch a giant hole in Cena’s logic. Between the two of them, which one of them sold out to The Rock? The fans again chant at Cena, “You Sold Out!”

Cody tells Cena that Cena is still Cody’s hero. But Cena is also a POS. Cena smirks while fans repeat that. Cena says just like all the fans’, Cody’s head is full of feces and not facts. Cena has worked 100 times harder than Cody and never once in all of that was he ever protected from the audience, or the superstar, present company included, taking their best shot. Everyone knows that every time Cena steps in the ring, it is a challenge to every superstar to take their strongest swing to see if they are worthy to put Cena down. NO ONE has been worthy! So Cena has just decided to do it himself. That’s why Cena has never left, has always been here.

No matter how high the hill is to climb, no matter what garbage they give him, Cena finds a way to make it great. Cody had to leave because Cody realized that at best, he can’t even wipe Cena’s ass! Cena makes empires for billionaires! All Cody ever did was steal money from their kids. “See you at WrestleMania, champ.” Cena turns to go but Cody wants to remind Cena, that all the time Cody has been here, never once has an audience ever chanted, “You Can’t Wrestle.” Cena hears the fans repeat that and he turns red int he face! Cena storms back into the ring, he and Cody square up, but then Cena smirks again.

Cena tips his hat and then takes a swing! Cody catches him! CROSS RHODES!! Cody smooths out his suit while he stands over Cena. Then he points to the sign while fans sing, “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” Cody holds the belt up before he exits, will Cody do very much the same in just 19 days?

 

The New Day VS ???

Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods demanded a shot at the WWE World Tag Team Championships, but they were told to earn it. If they’re truly the best tag team in history, will they have absolutely no problem beating a mystery opponent? We find out, after the break.

Raw returns and Adam Pearce walks out. He reminds the new Day that they need to earn their title shot, and so London, please help in welcoming Tyler Bate & Pete Dunne! New Catch Republic is back! The London fans fire up as their Big Strong Boi & Bruiserweight are here, will they be the ones to earn that tag team title shot?

The teams sort out and Bate starts with Woods. The fans chant “Welcome Back!” as Bate and Woods circle. They tie up, and Bate wrenches to a knuckle lock. Bate rolls, then catches Woods with headscissors to bring him to the corner! Bate waves to the fans, tags Dunne, then RANAS Woods away! Dunne runs up to CLOBBER Woods! The fans fire up again and Dunne brings Woods up. Dunne bends the fingers, isolates Woods’ arm, and STOMPS it! Bate tags in, goes up, and he uses Dunne to KNEE-BOARD SENTON! Bate waves to Kofi,. Kofi runs in, but Bate DUMPS him out! Bate builds speed, Dunne CLOBBERS Kofi while Bate FLIES to hit Woods!

The fans fire up for their guys as they high-five, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Woods keeps Dunne from Bate. Dunne reaches out but Woods sends him into ropes. Woods then CHOKES Dunne, but stops at 4. Kofi CHOKES Dunne behind the ref’s back! Woods then runs to DROPKICK Dunne in the back! Cover, TWO! Dunne stays in this, but Woods grins as he soaks up the heat. The fans rally for Dunne as he rises, and Dunne CHOPS! And CHOPS! And forearms! Woods ROCKS Dunne, puts him back on ropes, and he tags Kofi. Woods holds Dunne down for Kofi’s APRON SENTON! The fans rally for NCR but Kofi AX HANDLES Dunne down! Cover, TWO! Kofi keeps Dunne down with an armlock.

Dunne reaches out, even as Kofi adds a chinbar. The fans rally, Dunne fights up, but Kofi CLUBS him! Kofi whips Dunne to the corner, Dunne goes up and over! Then hot tag to Tyler! The fans fire up as Bate rallies on Kofi, then he BLASTS Woods! Bate runs at the corner, Kofi dodges, but Bate catches Kofi! EXPLODER! Bate kips up, the fans fire up, and Bate fireman’s carries! AIRPLANE SPIN! The fans cheer as Bate goes around and around, TEN, then the THROW! The fans fire up while Bate is a bit dizzy. Bate wobbles but he tags Dunne. Bate then runs at Kofi, Dunne meets him, TOP BIN! And the LARIAT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Cover, Woods breaks it!

The fans rally up, Woods dodges Bate to BOOT him! Dunne kicks Woods, then puts him through ropes! Woods swings on Dunne, but Dunne grabs that hand! Dunne SNAPS the fingers! Woods falls, Kofi runs up! S O S! Cover, TWO! Dunne survives and Kofi is furious! The fans rally up, but Kofi brings Dunne up and tags Woods. New Day double whip, but Dunne KICKS Kofi! Dunne mule kicks Woods,. STOMPS Woods’ hands, but Woods ducks! BUZZSAW hits Kofi! Woods BACK SUPLEXES, but Dunne lands out! Tag to Bate! Bate blocks a kick, Bop up, BANG connects! Tag back to Dunne, then Bate runs up.

Woods puts Bate on the apron, but Dunne GAMANGIRIS! Dunne lifts Woods but Woods CLAWS Dunne’s eyes! Kofi YANKS Bate off the apron! Woods RAMS Dunne into buckles! Tag to Kofi, and then DAYBREAK!! Cover, New Day wins!

Winners: The New Day, by pinfall

New Catch Republic’s return was ruined, all because the “best” tag team had to cut corners! Cathy Kelley interviews New Day, congratulating them on the win. They felt deserving of a title opportunity, but do they feel this win cements that? Woods asks if Cathy is slow. They obviously deserve the title match, and they want it now! Kofi says they did what they said they would, and now they demand what they are owed! That is a title match for THE WWE World Tag Team Championships! Well, here come the War Raiders! The fans fire up as Erik & Ivar storm out on stage, belts on their shoulders, and they stare down with The New Day.

Erik & Ivar are always ready, so will they and New Day take this all the way to Las Vegas?

 

Jey checks on Jimmy.

The Usos are pumped up. Jey knows Jimmy told him earlier, but Jey would just feel better if he was out there with Jimmy tonight. Jimmy knows that, but tonight is different. Jimmy knows the world is doubting Jey. But tonight, Jimmy closes that noise. Gunther’s a big deal, but so is Jey. And so is Jimmy. Ain’t no Ring General, just a man who is beatable. Tonight, Jimmy beats Gunther. At WrestleMania, Jey beats Gunther and becomes World Heavyweight Champion! YEET! They shake it out and then Jey holds on. “I hear you. Just be careful.” Jimmy nods, and Jey heads out. Will #BigJim make good on his word? Or will Gunther get back at him for last week’s slap?

 

Jimmy Uso VS GUNTHER!

Raw returns as Jimmy is in the ring, and then Gunther makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally as Jimmy stares Gunther down. Gunther grins, then he and Jimmy circle. Then Gunther runs up, but Jimmy counter punches! Jimmy ROCKS and CHOPS but Gunther shoves him back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, then fires CHOP after CHOP! Gunther shoves Jimmy and BOOTS him down! The fans fire up, and Gunther TOSSES Jimmy out. Gunther storms out after Jimmy to whip him hard into barriers! Gunther CHOPS Jimmy, the fans “WOO~,” and Gunther stalks Jimmy along the way. Gunther CHOPS Jimmy again!

Gunther THROWS Jimmy into the barriers! Gunther refreshes the ring count at 7 of 10, to then drag Jimmy up. Gunther wrenches Jimmy, chinbars him and dares him to slap Gunther now! Gunther reels Jimmy in, but jimmy BACKDROPS free! Jimmy hurries into the ring, builds speed, but Gunther’s on the apron! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, then he runs to DIVE! Down goes Gunther into the desk! The fans fire up and Jimmy hurries to put Gunther in! Jimmy climbs up, the fans rally for “UCE! OH!” and USO SPLASH, onto knees! Gunther hurries to the corner and climbs up, but Jimmy UPPERCUTS first!

Jimmy climbs up after Gunther, brings him to the top rope, and SUPER DUPER PLEXES!! Jimmy hurries right back up, and USO SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives and Jimmy is shocked! Gunther goes outside, Jimmy leaps off the apron, into a CHOP! Gunther APRON BACK SUPLEXES Jimmy, then reels him in for a short arm LARIAT! The fans are torn while Gunther looms over Jimmy, and Raw goes to break.

 

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/29/25)

AEW’s back in the Good Land!

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It’s pronounced, “Mill-e-wah-que.”

Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. And as AEW continues towards Dynasty, Rated FTR and the Death Riders prepare for their World Trios Championship match by pitting Dax Harwood against Wheeler Yuta!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jay White VS Kevin Knight; White wins.
  • Mercedes Mone VS Robyn Renegade; Mone wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS Top Flight; Bill & Keith win.
  • Dax Harwood VS Wheeler Yuta; Yuta wins.
  • Holo.grm VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; Hologram wins.
  • Jamie Hayter VS Queen Aminata Billie Starkz; Hayter wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Toni Storm is here!

Milwaukee cheers as The Good Land is now TIMELESS! Toni goes right to the ring, puts her AEW Women’s World Championship belt right down on the mat, and has a mic to say, “Milwaukee, I love you.” The fans cheer that! Toni says please, enough of the banter! “Megan Bayne, get your oiled up, feathered ass out here right now!” No response, so Toni says fine. If Megan is too busy crushing watermelons and eating babies, then listen up! The spotlight drops on Toni as the fans chant her name. Toni says, “Last Wednesday, you were the better woman. I don’t know what happened, it all happened so fast. But before I knew it, I was flat on my back like you’d just bought me a steak dinner.

“I am embarrassed. I am hurt. And I’m ashamed. And the worst part is, you made it look so easy.” Toni rests on the mat beside her belt to say, “I went back to my hotel, and I turned off all the lights. And I laid there, going over the same scene in my head over and over and over again, wondering if this is what’s going to happen to me at Dynasty.” Fans say no, but Toni continues, “And then, when the sun came up, I was covered in sweat. Moreso than usual. But I got up, and I went into the bathroom and I took a piss. And then I stubbed my toe, then I whacked my head on the sink. And when I came to, I looked into the mirror, and I remembered exactly who I am!”

The fans cheer, and Toni rises up to say, “I am Timeless Toni Storm! And at Dynasty, I will be leaving with your tits in my purse!” Toni approaches the ropes for her close up, only to be CLOBBERED by Penelope Ford! The Superbad Girl grins, the fans boo, but Ford fires off hands on Toni! Ford whips, but Toni reverses to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ford ends up in a corner, Toni runs in, SWEET HIP MUSIC! The fans fire up as Toni stomps a mudhole into Ford! But then Megan CLOBBERS Toni! The fans boo as now the Megasus gets the drop on Toni! Megan fireman’s carries, FATE’S DESCENT on the belt!

The fans boo even more as Megan sits Toni up, tells her to “BOW! DOWN!” then throws Toni down again! Megan stands over Toni, and with just EIGHT DAYS left, is there no such thing as “timeless” in AEW?

 

The Death Riders speak.

Claudio Castagnoli starts with German, and he says that while Dax Harwood will be the first victim of the Death Riders, this Wednesday is when the Swiss Cyborg does something for himself. Claudio calls out Adam Copeland to go 1v1 for what Cope did to him! And if Copeland thinks that was ruthless, Claudio knows he is losing his edge and is just trying to cope with it! Claudio will beat Cope to a pulp, but leave just enough of him alive to limp to Dynasty so he can team up with his “two little groupies,” and fail at another chance of becoming champion here in AEW.

Moxley pats Claudio on the shoulder and says, “There are only three women I fear in this world: My mother, my sister, and my wife. Until I met Marina Shafir. On the day that she just snaps, I know I don’t wanna be the one who pissed her off. Part of me thinks maybe me and you, Swerve, we should just grab some popcorn, sit and watch these ladies tear each other apart. But you talked a really, really big game on Wednesday, and now you gotta back it up. Right now, that’s the job. Poor, sweet Willow.” Marina speaks up and warns Willow in Romanian, then in English she dares Willow to keep smiling once Marina’s ripped out her liver and shoved it down her throat!

Moxley & Claudio look at each other, Moxley with wide eyes and Claudio with a big smile. They head out with Marina, will there be no solving this Problem?

 

Jay White VS Kevin Knight!

The Switchblade has put his name in the hat for the 2025 Owen Hart Foundation Tournament, knowing full well Will Ospreay and Hangman Adam Page will be in it, too. But will White be rolling towards the Owen Hart Cup opening round? Or will The Jet take him on quite the flight?

The bell rings and the fans rally. White and Knight circle, and Milwaukee is strongly behind the Switchblade. The two tie up, White waistlocks but Knight drop toeholds. Knight floats to a facelock, floats to a cover, but White slips through to headlock. Knight rolls free and the two stand off. The fans cheer, White and Knight reset, and they knuckle lock. White rolls, wrenches, and wristlocks. Knight rolls, handsprings, and then wrenches to WRING White! White rolls through and the fans cheer. White shakes out the arm while Knight brushes himself off. They tie up again and are in a deadlock.

They go around, White headlocks, then hits the takeover. Knight headscissors, White shrugs that off, but Knight rolls to a cover. TWO, Knight headscissors again, but White kips free. Knight headlocks, White rolls free, then he hits a headlock takeover again! Knight headscissors, White kips free again, and now Knight headlocks. White powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and White rebounds to run Knight over! But Knight springs right back up! The fans cheer, and now White fires forearms! White runs, Knight hurdles, but then White fakes Knight out! The fans cheer, Knight still arm-drags White around!

Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges White to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Not the smoothest but White is right up to CHOP back! White shakes out the stars, storms up on Knight and CHOPS again! And CHOPS in the corner! The fans fire up while Knight goes to a corner. White storms up, reels Knight in, then suplexes. Knight slips free to UPPERCUT, UPPERCUT, and UPPERCUT again! Knight whips, White grabs ropes, and then White TOSSES Knight to the apron! Knight bobs ‘n’ weaves, ROCKS White, then steps in. White grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Both men are down and the fans rally up!

Knight stands, White CHOPS him to the corner! The fans fire up and White LARIATS! White brings Knight around, suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but White stays calm while Collision goes picture in picture.

White looms over Knight, drags him up, and CHOPS! Knight flops out of the ring! White pursues, but Knight CHOPS! White CHOPS back! Knight CHOPS in return! White CHOPS, Knight CHOPS, and repeat! Knight fires CHOP after CHOP, then he puts White in the ring. White is on Knight with a CHOP! Knight sputters while White catches his breath, and then White covers, TWO! White covers again, TWO! White clamps onto Knight with a chinlock and grinds him down. Knight endures, fights up, and fires body shots. White CHOPS Knight again! Knight sputters and flounders to the corner but White is on him again.

White stands Knight up, CHOPS him, then whips corner to corner hard! Knight slumps down in the corner but White drags him to a cover, TWO! White drags Knight up, puts him in a corner then puts him up top. White CHOPS Knight, climbs up, but Knight fires body shots! Collision returns to single picture as White hops down. Knight throws hands, then adjusts position. But White CHOPS Knight down! Knight falls to the apron, tries to hold on, but then slumps down to the floor. Milwaukee is fired up again as White storms out after Knight. White puts Knight in the ring, covers, TWO! White keeps Knight down with a REAR BEARHUG!

The fans rally as Knight fights up and fires body shots. White CHOPS again! Knight drops to a knee, but he shakes his head. Knight stands, but White CHOPS again! Knight again drops to his knees, the fans fire up, and Knight rises! Knight ducks a chop to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Knight ROCKS White, whips him, but White reverses to CHOP! White runs, but into a DROPKICK! Both men are down and the fans fire back up! White and Knight stir, and Knight roars as he rises up! Knight ROCKS White, counter punches, then fires a flurry! White knees low, whips Knight to the corner, but Knight comes back to CLOBBER White!

Knight LARIATS White, whips him, but White reverses. Knight goes up and over, then scoops to SLAM! The fans fire up and Knight UFO SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! White survives and Knight is a bit surprised, but he fireman’s carries. White fights free to CHOP! White whips, Knight leaps over the lariat, then SUPERKICKS! White ends up in a corner, Knight runs in, but White puts him on the apron! Knight ROCKS White first, then springboards, but into the clinch! URE- NO, Knight arm-drags White into a takedown and cover, TWO!! White escapes and Knight is shocked! White clinches, BLADE- NO, Knight slips around and shoves White to a corner!

Knight runs in, White ELBOWS him, then goes up! UPPER ROOM!! Knight throws White down and gets moving, but White ducks a lariat! COMPLETE SHOT, then the waistlock! Deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up and White drags Knight up. White clinches for the URENAGE! White says time to end it! Clinch and BLADERUNNER!! Cover, White wins!

Winner: Jay White, by pinfall

Knight pushed White in this one, but he still had to Breathe with the Switchblade! White grabs a mic to say, “Let’s hear it for Kevin Knight!” The fans cheer, and White says, “Just like myself, Kevin went through the NJPW Dojo. And although this year, it won’t be yours in the Owen, there’s always next year. Because I’m pretty sure we’re going to see a lot more of Kevin Knight in AEW.” The fans cheer that! White says that was Knight’s cue to leave but guess Milwaukee thought otherwise. White says, “See you around.” They shake hands, and Knight takes off. When and where will The Jet fly back to AEW?

White says the 2025 Owen Hart Foundation Tournament will have the best of the best. And just like White does every time, he will show us that he is the MOST elite! Because he needs to win the Owen Hart Cup, because he needs to go on to All In: Texas, because he needs his shot at the AEW World Championship! The fans cheer that, and White says because he is the Last Rock ‘n’ Rolla, the man who singlehandedly sold out Madison Square Garden, King Switch! The Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! This is STILL his era! And at All In, White will show us it is STILL the Switchblade Era! White has issued his mission statement, but will it be mission accomplished by July?

 

AEW shares a tweet from Athena.

In response Mercedes Mone posting, “Milwaukee, say hello to your C E O,” The Fallen Goddess says, “Maybe I will say hi… TONIGHT!” Could the Forever ROH Women’s Champion be the one to face the TBS Champion tonight? We’ll have to see, after the break!

 

Mercedes Mone VS Robyn Renegade!

#FourBeltsMone held onto the TBS Championship after getting quite the fight from Billie Starkz. But her AEW Dynasty dance card is still open. Will Mone win herself a night off? Or will this Renegade make Mone work for her money?

The bell rings and Mone circles with Robyn. They tie up, go around, and Mone headlocks. Robyn powers out but Mone runs her over! Milwaukee is tourn, but things speed up. Mone steps on Robyn’s dropdown, then does her dance. Robyn runs up, Mone gets around to waistlock, but Robyn switches. They go to ropes, Mone bucks the O’Conner, but Robyn comes back with a sunset flip! TWO, and Robyn SHOTGUNS Mone down! Robyn does her own version of Mone’s dance, then drags Mone up. Mone stops a kick to KNEE Robyn away! Mone runs in at the corner, but Robyn dodges and KNEES Mone back!

Robyn runs side to side and BOOTS Mone! The fans are still torn as Robyn puts Mone up top. Robyn climbs up, but Mone shoves her down! Mone leaps, CROSSBODY! But Robyn rolls through! Robyn shows some power as she scoops Mone and pops her around, only for Mone to slip out! Mone gut wrenches Robyn to a CIPHER UTAKI! Cover, TWO! Robyn survives and Mone is a bit surprised. Robyn goes to a corner, Mone runs up, and Mone stops the boot to put Robyn in the ropes! Mone jumps up, but Robyn dodges the Stock Drop! Mone grabs at Robyn but Robyn KNEES Mone in the ropes! Robyn then goes up to STOMP Mone down!

The fans rally as Robyn shoves Mone down. Robyn climbs, the fans rally, and Robyn MOONSAULTS, but FLOPS as Mone moves! Mone drags herself up and climbs, to then METEORA! Cover, TWO! Robyn survives again but Mone is right on her! Goery Especial for the MONEY MAKER! And then STATEMENT MAKER! Robyn TAPS, Mone wins!

Winner: Mercedes Mone, by submission

The CEO smiles as she puts this Renegade down and grabs up all her belts. Tony Schiavone joins Mone in the ring and congratulates her on another win. It seems like that the Money Train is running hotter than ever. But he understands she had something she wants to say, so the floor is hers. Mone says that’s right. The fans boo, Mone frowns, and she takes the mic from Schiavone. “I am the greatest TBS Champion of all time! And I came to AEW to win more gold. So I’m officially declaring myself in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! That’s right! I’m planning on winning the Owen Cup.

“And then, the Money Train is gonna make her way to Texas to All In! And then, I’m going to become the AEW Women’s World Champion!” Fans are torn again but Schiavone says that tournament will have a lot of competition, including Billie Starkz, who- Mone stops Schiavone there. She doesn’t wanna hear about that stupid kid! Billie has a lot of heart, but not as much heart as Robyn! Give it up for Robyn! Way more heart than that stupid Billie. Who even trained Billie? They suck! You’re looking at the greatest women’s wrestler of all time! WAIT! Athena really IS here! The fans cheer as THE ROH Women’s World Champion is on AEW!

Athena goes to the ring, and she holds up her spinner belt while looking at Mone’s collection. The fans are all behind Athena and that annoys Mone. Mone puts her belts aside, to take a swing on Athena! Athena dodges and DECKS Mone! The fans cheer, Athena goes to the corner, and Robyn helps Mone up. Mone gets away, O-FACE for Robyn! Well, not the target Athena wanted, but Athena does look at Mone’s TBS Championship. Athena shouts, “This is MY show now!” Will Athena’s Forever Reign be the one to add more gold? Or has she just put herself on Mone’s gold colleting radar?

 

Backstage interview with Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair is with the One True African Queen, and it would seem there is unfortunate news. Aminata’s hand is wrapped up, she is unable to compete tonight. Taking her place in tonight’s main event is Billie Starkz. Given all this, how does- Serena Deeb walks in. Deeb smirks and says Aminata must know this was preventable, right? Deeb had the game plan, offered it to Aminata, and Aminata didn’t want to listen. Let’s look at history, Aminata. Every time Aminata listened, she won. Every time she didn’t, not only does she lose, she ends up injured. This is all choices. Everything they do is choices. And unfortunately, Aminata made the wrong choice.

Aminata admits, Deeb is right. Everything is about choices. And Aminata still choose not to listen to Deeb’s trash! Not listening to any of that. Okay, Queen, Deeb respects that. But deep down, Aminata knows Deeb is right. And if Aminata thinks there’s a slight chance that she knows that Deeb is right, well, Aminata will have some weeks at home to rest up. Here’s some reading material. Deeb shoves her playbook into Aminata’s hand, will Aminata do her homework?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey!

Speaking of learning, The Redwood & Bad Apple want to make The Learning Tree proud, and that means winning some championships to go along with Chris Jericho’s ROH World Title. Will Bill & Keith be one step closer to facing The Hurt Syndicate with tonight? Or will Darius & Dante Martin soar far above the trees to be next in line for gold?

The teams sort out and Bill starts against Darius. The fans rally, but Dante wants in! Darius tags Dante in, and now Keith says he wants in! Bill tags Keith, he and Dante tie up, and they go around. Keith puts Dante on ropes, Dante turns things around, but Dante lets off as the ref counts. The two go again, Keith arm-drags hard and has the armlock. Dante rolls and arm-drags free, then he DROPKICKS Keith down! The fans fire up, Dante A-LIST LARIATS! Tag to Darius, he snap suplexes Keith and tag sin Dante. Slingshot SENTON! The fans cheer, Dante brings Keith up but Keith shoves free!

Darius tags in, Top Flight gets Keith for the LARIAT STO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Darius stands Keith up to CHOP, then UPPERCUT! Darius whips corner to corner, Keith reverses, but Darius goes up and over. Darius rolls, but Keith ROUNDHOUSES him down! Keith brings Darius over, tag to Bill, and the fans boo as Bill & Keith mug Darius. Bill drags Darius up but Darius fires body shots! Bill CLUBS Darius down, then puts him in a corner. Bill CHOPS Darius, Darius sputters and the fans fire up. Bill stands Darius up, Darius fires more body shots, but Bill CHOPS again! Bill brings Darius over, tags in Keith, but Darius fires forearms and elbows!

Darius ROCKS Bill, goes up to BOOT, then TORNADO- NO, Bill puts Darius on the apron! Darius ROCKS Bill, but Keith BOOTS Darius! Keith goes out after Darius to CHOP him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith stands Darius up, CLAWS his eyes, and then CHOPS him again! Darius staggers away, Keith storms after him, and then Keith puts Darius in the ring. Keith pushes Darius to a cover, TWO! Keith argues with the ref but the count is the count. Keith drops a knee on Darius’ face, then covers, TWO! Keith is getting annoyed, but he tells Dante to pipe down. Darius fires body shots and forearms, but Keith ROUNDHOUSES him down again. Keith brings Darius up to whip, but then sends him back the other way for an ELBOW! Bill applauds but he might be the only one. Keith steps on Darius’ face, then has a cocky cover, TWO!

Keith references Jericho but that doesn’t finish it, so Keith clamps on a CAMEL CLUTCH! Darius endures, even as Keith CLAWS his face! The ref reprimands, Keith stops, and Darius fights up. Darius pries at the hold, but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Bill BODY BLOWS Darius down! The fans are torn as Bill stalks Darius. Bill drags Darius back by a leg but the fans continue to rally for Top Flight. Keith runs in around the way, but Dante SUPERKICKS Keith first! Darius lunges forward, hot tag to Dante! The fans fire up as Dante springboards, but Bill gets under. Dante comes back, but Bill LARIATS him down! Bill grins and soaks up cheers and jeers. Bill runs in at Dante to SPLASH! Then he runs at Darius to SPLASH! Back to Dante for a BOOT! Darius dodges the lariat, but not the BOSS MAN SLAM! The fans are torn as Bill talks trash on Bobby Lashley!

Bill soaks up the cheers and jeers while Keith has Dante in the corner. Bill runs up, but Dante slips free! The SPLASH takes out Keith! Dante HURDLES Bill!? But no Darius, so Dante realizes he’s cornered. Bill storms up, Dante BOOTS him away, and Darius returns! Tag to Darius, and Dante runs up. Bill scoops, Dante slips free, and Dante BLASTS Keith while Darius HOTSHOTS Bill! Dante ENZIGIRIS, Darius GAMANGIRIS, and Dante SUPERKICKS! Bill staggers into the step-in COMPLETE SHOT! The fans fire up while Bill bails out, and Keith runs up! Darius gives Dante the alley-oop, then Dante helps Darius TORNADO DDT Keith!

Dante DIVES and takes out Bill! Darius scoops Keith, SHELL SHOCKE! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives, but Darius tags Dante! Dante goes up, but Bill anchors Dante! Darius WRECKS Bill with a dropkick! But Bill grabs Darius! Bill RAMS Darius into barriers! But Dante SUPER CANNONBALLS Bill! The fans are thunderous, Dante MAMBA SPLASHES, but onto knees! Keith RAMS Dante into a corner, clinches, and hits the EXPLODER! Tag to Bill, and Keith says get ’em! Bill SPLASHES Dante, then feeds him to Keith’s KNEE! Keith KNEES Darius off the apron! Bill hoists Dante up, SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM! Cover, Bill & Keith win!

Winners: “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

If that teamwork and victory doesn’t say they’re ready, that look on Bill’s face sure does. Will the Learning Tree do this to the Hurt Syndicate? Or will Lashley & Shelton just hurt people?

Wait, The Cru slithers in! They have the chain necklaces ready like last week! Leila spots them, but it’s AR FOX that jumps in! Fox stands with Top Flight and The Cru backs off. Action says that’s fine, they’ll let it go this time. But will The Sight to See & The Man of the Hour ground Top Flight one way or another?

 

Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter.

Lexy Nair is with the Southampton Hayter and welcomes her back. Last time we saw her, she was victorious over Julia Hart, and now she’s in the main event of Collision. How does it feel to be back again? Hayter says it feels great. And if you know Hayter, you know she doesn’t like doing things by half measures. So being in the main event is just another Saturday night for her. But she will say she is very excited to be in the ring with a young whippersnapper like Billie Starkz. It really injects some energy into Hayter, it lights that fire. And Billie has a lot of fire herself, and Hayter likes that. Billie gets knocked down but she gets back up.

And Hayter while respects that about Billie, she doesn’t want Billie to confuse respect for mercy. If Billie steps to Hayter, Hayter will hit back and knock her on her ass. There’s no hesitation, no second chances. So if Hayter were Billie, she’d be smart. Or, find out the hard way. Your choice. Oh, and one more thing. Hayter noticed some girls are already putting in for the Owen Hart Tournament, so Hayter will do that, too. And it is very fitting that she returned at All In last year, because this year, she leaves All In the champion! Hayter is ready, how hard will she hit Billie on this Collision?

 

Adam Cole is here!

The Undisputed Kingdom follows him out, complete with “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE BAYBAY!” as the Panama City Playboy prepares for his NO TIME LIMIT AEW TNT Championship match at Dynasty. As such, here comes the champion, Daniel Garcia! Daddy Magic has Garcia’s back as he goes to the ring, and the fans cheer for all parties involved. Cole has the mic and wants Garcia to listen. Cole knows tensions are high, but he’ll make this crystal clear: Cole has all the respect in the world for Garcia. The past two matches they’ve had are two of the toughest matches Cole’s had in his AEW career.

When they saw Garcia is the future of AEW, Cole means that in his soul, and the fans sure believe that. That is because Garcia is a fighting champion. When Cole challenged Garcia for the TNT Championship, Cole could not get the job done. But neither did Garcia. And so as a fighting champion, that must make Garcia sick to his stomach. He must not be able to sleep at night knowing he didn’t and couldn’t put Cole away. And unless Garcia is a coward, he’d want to change that. Cole sure wants to change that. Cole doesn’t want things to end in a draw. This needs to end with one man proving that he is better than the other, and dammit, that man is Cole!

Cole knows, Garcia knows, the entire world knows, that Garcia and Cole need to finish this fight. The fans cheer, Garcia nods, and he tells Cole he appreciates the kind words. Garcia agrees with a lot of that. They’ve been in the ring almost two months straight. And as much fun as it has been testing his iron against one of the best, truly, Garcia is getting a little bit frustrated. It is eating Garcia alive that he couldn’t beat Cole. Matt Menard tells Garcia that he is THE TNT Champion. How many chances is Cole gonna get? Garcia doesn’t need to be talked into this. It is Cole’s job to defeat Garcia, and Cole couldn’t do it!

Menard says Garcia doesn’t have to go through with this. Garcia pats Menard on the shoulder and says yeah, he doesn’t have to do this. But he wants to! So then, they will run it back one last time, BAYBAY! Roddy shouts, “DANNYYY~! Hey, listen. I have all the respect in the world for you. And just like Adam said, you are the future. And I’m not just saying this because he’s my best friend, but he is one of the best pro-wrestlers on the planet. And as good as you are, you’re just not there yet, dude.” Menard says, “Not there yet?” Menard and Roddy argue, Kyle joins in, but Garcia tells them all that this is enough!

Enough noise, enough distractions! April 6th, Kyle won’t be out there, Roddy won’t be out there, and Menard won’t be out there. Menard is a bit taken aback, but Garcia says at Dynasty, there will be no one ringside, there will be no time limit, and it will be Cole VS Garcia for the TNT Championship, ONE LAST TIME, and there WILL be a winner, cuz you’re looking right at him! Garcia holds up the title, but will he still own that title when it’s all said and done? Or is Dynasty going to be Undisputed?

 

Athena & Billie Starkz regroup backstage.

The Fallen Goddess says, “Mercedes~! HAHA~! Is that it?” Billie says yeah, just about. Athena says that is so annoying. But what’s the expression? Poke a bear, it might bite you? Well here’s one better. Mercedes, if you’re gonna be a passive aggressive b*tch, you’re gonna get hit. How did you like the taste of the floor? Was it good for Mercedes? Cuz it was great for Athena. So use this as a learning lesson: Keep Athena’s name, and her Minion’s name, out of your damn mouth. But hey! Mone is in the business of collecting championships? OMG, she’s such an inspiration, Athena is gonna do the same thing.

So how about this? Let’s get to real business, not that Mone knows what that is. Athena declares to her Minions and to the AEW fans around the world. Your Forever ROH Champion, Fallen Goddess, American Joshi, Minion Overlord, and all those other things, is OFFICIALLY ENTERING the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! That’s great, right? And Billie! Billie made this all come together, what a brilliant little schemer she’s becoming. Billie has her match tonight! The main event! Look at her! And against a former AEW Women’s World Champion, Jamie Hayter. Is she ready? Yeah, she’s ready! She’ll make Athena proud!

Athena is sure Billie will find a way to disappoint, but tonight, Athena will be watching very closely. Good luck. Billie gives a salute, and it seems no matter if it’s ROH or AEW, Athena keeps Billie under her thumb. Will the inaugural and former ROH Women’s World TV Champion prove she’s ready for the big time?

 

Dax Harwood VS Wheeler Yuta!

Rated FTR made the challenge for the AEW World Trios Championships, The Death Riders made the challenge for Rated FTR to survive. And while Claudio wants Cope’s head on Dynamite, this Collision will kick things off! Will Dax the Ax chop down the youngest member of Moxley’s crew? Or will The Decoder already figure Dax out?

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, break, then go again. They break again, fans chant “YUTA SUCKS!” and Dax smirks. Dax and Yuta circle, tie up, and Dax spins Yuta to wrench an arm. Yuta rolls, switches the wrench and has the wristlock. Dax rolls, spins, and he wrenches to then slip through and headlock fort the takeover! Dax pushes Yuta down to a cover, ONE, but Dax holds onto the headlock. Yuta powers Dax to a corner, the ref counts, and both men let go slowly. Yuta KNEES low! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Yuta CHOPS! Yuta talks trash, whips corner to corner, but Dax reverses.

Yuta comes back, but Dax scoops him to SLAM him! Yuta UP KICKS, then he scoops to SLAM! Dax UP KICKS, both men get up, and Dax headlocks for a takeover! Yuta headscissors, Dax kips free, and roles reverse as now Yuta headlocks for the takeover. Dax keeps his shoulders up, but Yuta grinds the hold. The fans rally for Dax, he fights up, and Dax powers up and out. Yuta runs Dax over, keeps on moving, then he ducks the boot! Dax scoops, Yuta slips free, and Yuta chicken wings! Dax drops down to trip Yuta up, and Dax steps through, only for Yuta to scramble to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, and Yuta UP KICKS!

Dax snarls as he stomps Yuta down! Dax puts Yuta in a corner to CHOP! Yuta staggers, but he CHOPS in return! Dax CHOPS Yuta off his feet! The fans fire up, Dax UPPERCUTS Yuta, then brings Yuta out for a wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Yuta bails out, and he wants outta here? Dax builds speed to slide, but Yuta ducks it! Yuta sends Dax into the barriers! The fans boo but Yuta then sends Dax into steel steps! Yuta snarls while Dax clutches his arm. There are fans chanting for Yuta?! Yuta puts Dax’s arm on the steps to STOMP it! Yuta then goes to a corner, pulls the covers off the crossbars, and he drags Dax through!

Yuta stands on Dax’s arm to dig it into the crossbar! The ref reprimands, then counts, but Yuta stops at 4, and he reminds the ref, “I have ’til FIVE!” The fans are torn as Yuta copies Danielson, then he drags Dax up to the very top. SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and Milwaukee fires up as Collision goes picture in picture.

A standing count starts, but Yuta crawls over to Dax at 4 of 10. Cover, TWO! Yuta is annoyed but he drags Dax into a top wristlock. Yuta stands on the arm, then STOMPS it! Dax scrambles away to the corner, but Yuta goes out to grab the bad arm! Yuta SLAMS the arm into the POST! Dax scrambles away again, but Yuta stalks him. Dax CHOPS Yuta, but Yuta takes the bad arm! Yuta SLAMS the arm off the steps, then he flexes while soaking up cheers and jeers. Dax goes into the ring, Yuta goes up top, and Yuta MISSILE DROPKICKS! Yuta kips up, grins, and then takes a bow. Yuta STOMPS the bad arm again, and Dax goes to another corner.

Yuta storms up to CLUB Dax, then he wraps the bad arm around the ropes! The ref counts, Yuta stops at 4, and then he wrenches Dax into a snapmare. Yuta drops a knee on the elbow! Then Yuta clamps on a cording hold, only for Dax to fight up. Yuta wrenches, but Dax ROCKS him! Dax CHOPS Yuta, then JABS, JABS, JABS, before he DECKS Yuta! Yuta gets up but Dax DECKS him again! Dax LARIATS Yuta up and out, then hurries after him. Dax counter punches Yuta, runs up, but Yuta dodges! Dax runs into the POST! Yuta hurries to THROW Dax over the barriers! The ref reprimands Yuta while Collision returns to single picture.

Yuta returns to the ring, soaks up the heat, then goes back outside. Dax rises, Yuta ROCKS him! Dax CHOPS, Yuta ROCKS, then Dax ROCKS Yuta again and again! Dax DECKS Yuta, then hops up an dover the barrier. Dax reels Yuta in, but Yuta fights the driver! The bad arm also holds Dax back, and then Yuta BACKDROPS free! Yuta hears the ring count, and he puts Dax in at 6 of 10. Yuta storms in, but Dax has his leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Yuta hobbles, Dax grabs the leg for a DRAGON SCREW! Dax drags Yuta to a corner, and now for some payback! Dax SLAMS Yuta’s leg into the POST! Yuta writhes, but Dax grabs the legs again!

Dax shouts out The Hitman with the HANGING FIGURE FOUR! Yuta shouts in pain, the ref reprimands and counts, but Dax lets go at 4. Dax storms in, Yuta wants mercy, but Dax just grabs the leg again. Dax steps through but Yuta BOOTS him into the POST! Yuta hobbles his way over as Dax goes to the apron. Yuta climbs up top, but Dax CLUBS a leg! Yuta sits on the corner, and Dax climbs up! The fans fire up as Dax drags Yuta to the top, for a SUPER BACK SUPLEX! Both men are down and Milwaukee is thunderous! Dax crawls to the cover, TWO!! Yuta survives and Dax grows frustrated. Dax grabs the legs, Yuta stops the Sharpshooter!

Yuta drags Dax down, has the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION! But Dax kicks around to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Dax lets go, and Yuta reminds us, he has ’til five! Yuta drags Dax around, chicken wings the arms again, CATTLE- NO, Dax slips free! Dax bobs ‘n’ weaves to DECK Yuta! Yuta rewinds, gets around Dax, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! But back to the chicken wings! CATTLE MUTILATION! Dax pushes up with his legs, kicks around, and he manages to turn over! Dax fights up to REAR HEADBUTT! Dax trips Yuta, ties up the legs, SHARPSHOOTER! Yuta endures while the fans fire up!

Yuta scrambles around and finds the ROPEBREAK! Dax holds until 4, and then shakes out the bad arm. Yuta talks with the ref, Dax runs up, and Dax HIP TOSSES, but Yuta uses that to arm-drag and SEATBELT!! YUTA WINS!

Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall

Dax can’t believe it, but he just got suckered in! Yuta celebrates like he’s already won the title match, and Claudio is there to pat Yuta on the back. Will the Death Riders keep scoring as Claudio takes on Cope? Or can Rated FTR even things up before Dynasty? Dax argues with the ref, the ref says his decision stands. His count was the count, there’s nothing to it. But then Dax gets in the ref’s face?!? Security rushes in there, but Dax fights them!? They hold Dax down, but Cash YANKS them all off him! But then Dax SHOVES Cash?! Dax realizes what he did and he apologizes. Cash is stunned, but just what is going on with Dax’s emotional state?

Dax offers a hand, Cash slaps it away to get in Dax’s face! Dax says he’s sorry, it was a mistake, but then Cash storms off. Well, guess you can’t spell frustration without F T R. Will they be able to sort this out before arriving in Philadelphia?

 

Backstage interview with The Patriarchy.

Alicia Atout is with Kip Sabian, Nick Wayne & Mother Shayna, and notes that just like last week, they’re here without any sign of Christian Cage. Just what is going on with The Patriarchy? But before anyone can speak up, The Cru barges in. Lio Rush asks Nick, “What’s up with your boy, Fox, man?” Nick says, “Huh?” Lio repeats himself, what’s up with his boy? Uh, his boy? Fox is far from Nick’s boy. Really? They know they’re history together. Didn’t Fox try to end Nick’s career? So Nick is just gonna chill back here while Fox is out there still breathing? Nick says okay, he gets what they’re up to here. Oh, really? And what’s that?

What The Cru is really doing is asking Nick for help, simply because they can’t get the job done. Oh, is that so? Nick doesn’t blame them for asking him. But Nick’s done with Fox, that is well in the past. Well Nick’s past is creeping up on their present, so for them, that’s an issue. Oh, is that really an issue? Kip has Nick calm down. These “gentlemen” surely didn’t come and interrupt them without a reason, so The Patriarchy should hear them out. AKA, get to the point. Lio says this is all they’re saying. Three of them, two of The Cru. But when the time is right, nobody knows Fox better than Nick Wayne. Just think on it.

The Cru heads out, but will The Patriarchy’s Prodigy take them up on the offer to team up?

 

Holo.grm VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson!

The futuristic luchador’s undefeated streak continues, even as he joins Komander as a Titan of the Air. But while Hologram & Komander have settled things with La Faccion Ingobernable, this battle is about the Revolution Zero Hour last month. Will the Vanilla Babyface avenge that loss? Or will he just be number 22 on Hologram’s win streak?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Hologram and Blake circle, approach, and then Blake slips past Hologram to strut. Blake then pie faces Hologram, talks some smack, and things speed up. Hologram RANAS, then hurdles, rolls, and pops Blake up. Blake RANAS back, then kips up! Blake runs up, but Hologram goes up and over. They both handspring, and Blake shadows Hologram. Blake chest bumps Hologram, then wheelbarrows, but Hologram rolls through to then step over, bridge back, but Blake turns that around on Hologram! Hologram keeps Blake away with boots, then rolls him up, ONE! DROPKICKS cancel out, both men kip up, and the fans fire up!

Blake mockingly applauds, but the fans rally behind Hologram. Blake offers a handshake, but then he SLAPS Hologram! The fans boo, Blake talks trash, and then Blake whips. Hologram handsprings, rolls, and SOBATS, KICKS, and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Blake flops back! Hologram builds speed, but Blake is up! Blake TOSSES Hologram out, then he builds speed. But Hologram ducks the slide! Blake runs up, Hologram sends Blake up to the apron! Blake mule kicks, but Hologram avoids the Quebrada! Hologram SUPERKICKS, then he goes to the apron! Blake avoids the leap, Hologram comes back, but Blake sends him into steel steps!

The fans boo while Hologram is down, but Collision goes to picture in picture.

Lee applauds Blake and Blake rolls into the ring. Blake distracts the ref so that Lee can stomp away on Hologram! Big Shotty gets away with that, and Blake waits on Hologram. Hologram rises, Blake builds speed, FOSBURY TOPE! Blake offers high-fives to the fans, but he leaves them all hanging. Blake drags Hologram up, puts him in the ring, then he stomps Hologram. Blake brings Hologram up, and he pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, but Hologram KICKS Blake from below! Blake storms up to stomp Hologram again! Blake drags Hologram onto the ropes, CHOKES him, but stops as the ref counts.

Blake runs to STRADDLE ATTACK Hologram! Blake drags Hologram back up but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Blake has Hologram down with a motorcycle stretch. Hologram fights up as the fans rally, but Blake spins Hologram to keep the hold. But Hologram flips through, reels Blake in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Things speed up, and Hologram SHOTGUNS Blake first! Blake bails out, the fans fire up, and Hologram builds speed to DIVE! Lee takes the hit for Blake! The fans fire up, Hologram hurries to find Blake, but Blake kicks low! Blake drags Hologram up onto the barriers?! But Hologram fires body shots! And he RANAS Blake to the floor! Blake narrowly avoids hitting the steel steps and the fans fire up!

Hologram high-fives the front row, then stalks after Blake. Hologram goes up the steel steps, Lee storms up but Hologram mule kicks him! Blake jumps up to SPANISH FLY to the floor! Blake puts Hologram in, then springboards for a 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Hologram survives and Blake is frustrated! Blake slaps Hologram around, eggs him on, and then puts some stank on the- HEEL KICK from Hologram! Hologram fires up, he blocks Blake’s kick, but Blake SUPERKICKS from the other side! Blake whips, Hologram reverses, Blake rolls off the back, and he shoves Hologram to then SNAP POWERSLAM!

Blake somersaults to go to the ropes, LIONSAULT, but he has to bail out! Blake keeps running, Hologram gets him for a SPANISH FLY! Hologram fires up, torture racks Blake, but Blake slips free! Blake SWATS a lariat, ELBOWS Hologram, BODY BLOWS and BACKHANDS! SLING-DOG! Blake fires up, the fans boo, but Blake handsprings, into the torture rack! Airplane spin and PORTAL BOMB!! Cover, HOLOGRAM WINS!

Winner: Hologram, by pinfall

Vanilla Babyface was spicy, but Hologram comes out hotter! Will this 22-0 streak show Hologram is ready for a golden opportunity?

 

Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander.

Lexy is now with La Mera Mera & The Galaxy’s Greatest as she says we can officially announce they are also entering the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! Kris says that last year, she was a completely different person in a much different place. But she still had the same goals as she does today. “To every woman in this tournament, and to every woman in the locker room, you can’t stop Stat!” Rosa says, “Unless you face me.” Much respect to Kris, but like Rosa told Toni Storm, Rosa never lost the AEW Women’s World Championship, and she’s yet to wear one since. So believe her when she says this: She will scratch and claw harder than ever to have the Cup above her head.

Kris says, “Unless you face me.” Rosa says okay, mamacita. See you in the Owen. They each wish the other luck, and then head out. Will La Mera Mera & The Galaxy’s Greatest battle to prove who is TRULY the best of the best?

 

Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz!

Hayter was preparing for Aminata, but it would seem Aminata’s loss to Hart has also lost her some time in the ring. But Billie is ready to step up to prove herself worthy of AEW’s bright lights! Will this be the start of Starkz’s legacy? Or will Hayter Hit Hard enough to be the number one seed in the Owen Hart Cup?

The bell rings and Billie circles with Hayter. Milwaukee cheers on Billie and Hayter encourages it. The two then tie up, and Hayter powers Billie to a corner. The ref counts, Hayter lets off with a pat on the shoulder, and Billie frowns. The two reset, tie up again, and Hayter again powers Billie to a corner. The ref counts again, and Hayter lets off with another pat on the shoulder. Billie frowns again, but the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Jamie!” “Billie Starkz!” They tie up, Hayter headlocks, and she grinds Billie down. Billie powers up and out, but Hayter runs Billie over! Things keep moving and Hayter runs Billie over again!

Hayter flexes, the fans are torn, but Billie is right up to stare Hayter down. The fans cheer, but Hayter pie faces Billie! Billie ROCKS Hayter! Billie whips, then follows, and she sunset flips over, TWO! Hayter gets up, Billie BUZZSAWS her down! The fans rally up, Billie whips Hayter but Hayter reverses. Hayter runs up, but into an ELBOW! Hayter comes back, but into a BOOT! Hayter is annoyed, she blocks boots this time but not the rebound ENZIGIRI! Billie goes up, up, but Hayter TOSSES Billie down! Billie writhes, rises, and Hayter is up the corner to MISSILE DROPKICK! Hayter flexes, the fans are torn, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Hayter stalks Billie, stomps her down, then stands on her! Billie endures until Hayter steps off, and then Hayter puts Billie on the ropes. Hayter CHOKES Billie, the ref counts, and Hayter steps off at 4. Hayter “apologizes” before she stalks Billie. Hayter drags Billie up, DDTS her by the ropes, then puts her back on the ropes. Hayter KNEE DROPS on Billie’s back, then KNEE DROPS again! And again! The ref reprimands but Hayter backs off. Hayter fires up the fans, then she goes back to kneel on Billie’s neck! The ref reprimands and counts, that’s not a cover! Hayter backs off, “apologizes” again, then has Billie in a corner.

Hayter smacks Billie off buckles, then runs her corner to corner to smack her off more buckles! Then Hayter goes to a third corner for buckle bumps! Hayter says let’s finish the set, and she runs Billie corner to corner for a buckle bump! Billie falls back, Hayter dusts her hands off, and then brings Billie up. But Billie WRINGS Hayter’s arm! And she SUPERKICKS Hayter down! Hayter staggers up, ducks the heel kick, and she shoves Billie for a SPINEBUSTER! Hayter then turns Billie over, HALF CRAB! Billie endures, reaches out for ropes, but Hayter sits deep on the hold! Billie reaches out, grits her teeth, and Collision returns to single picture.

Hayter tells Billie to just give up, but Billie refuses! The fans rally harder, and Billie powers up! Billie claws and crawls, to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, and Hayter lets go in frustration. Hayter runs, but Billie DUMPS her to the apron! Hayter swings, Billie ducks it to sweep the legs! SUPERKICK and Hayter goes to the floor! Billie builds speed and DIVES! Down goes Hayter at the ramp! Billie rises, the fans fire up, and Billie drags Hayter up and into the ring. Billie hurries up the corner while Hayter is down, SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Hayter stays in this and Billie is seeing what it is to be a former world champion.

Billie drags Hayter up, reels her in, and suplexes, only for Hayter to slip free! The fans duel while Hayter fireman’s carries, but Billie slips free to throw her down! Hayter gets up, DOUBLE FOREARMS from both women connect! DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES connect, too! And then Hater SHOTGUNS Billie into a corner! The fans rally up harder while both women are down! Billie drags herself up with the ropes, Hayter rises at center. Hayter powers up, kisses the bicep, but Billie ducks the lariat to suplex! GHOSTBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives and Billie is shocked! Billie seethes, and she storms up on Hayter!

Billie Electric Chair Lifts Hayter, but Hayter fires hands! Hayter shoves Billie away, fireman’s carries, and USHIGOROSHI! Hayter runs, and SLIDING HAYTERADE!! Cover, TWO!! Billie survives and now Hayter is frustrated! Hayter is seeing why Billie is the first and former ROH Women’s TV Champion. Hayter hauls Billie up, but Billie ducks the lariat! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Billie powers up, runs, but Hayter follows to LARIAT at the ropes! Hayter runs, Billie follows, and Billie BOOTS Hayter at the ropes! Billie runs, but Hayter SUPERKICKS! And ENZIGIRIS! Billie winds up, but Hayter gets under! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans are thunderous while Hayter is beside herself. Hayter grits her teeth and vows to end it! Hayter throws off the armbands, drags Billie up to wind up and- NO, Billie ducks the lariat to cravat and KNEE SMASH, then HEEL KICK! Billie fires up, winds up, but Hayter ducks that shot! Billie tries again, but Hayter blocks it to a cording hold! Hayter brings Billie along as she goes to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HAYTERADE!!! Cover, HAYTER WINS!

Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall

Now that was a Collision! Hayter is back, and she finds a new way to hit hard! Athena walks out on stage, and she waves hi to Hayter. Whether Billie impressed her or disappointed her, Athena now has her eyes on Hayter and everyone else in the Owen Hart Cup. Will the Fallen Goddess learn for herself that Hayter Hits Hard? Or will the Owen Hart Cup join the Athena World Domination Tour soon enough?


My Thoughts:

A very good Collision, talky as usual, but very good build towards Dynasty and the Owen Hart Cup simultaneously. Great opening promo from Toni, because she’s always great at promos, but they did a great job framing Ford’s blindside attack on Toni. And while Toni takes down Ford, Megan of course gets the last say on Toni. Toni is the underdog champion, knows she is, but knows she won’t let that stop her, and surely she comes out on top at Dynasty. Good promo from The Death Riders to hype up Dynamite. Claudio was very clever in using “Edge” and “Cope” in his part, and he will have a great match against Cope, but I would think Cope wins.

Marina had a great part calling out Willow, and that Mixed Tornado Tag will be awesome stuff. Dax VS Yuta was great, too, and real good win for Yuta. Dax losing his cool further waters the seed that is an FTR Heel Turn, but if this keeps up between Dax and Cash, could we end up with FTR VS FTR? That’d be rather wild, but it’d also make sense since FTR at some point said they were drawing closer to the end of their careers. A tag team like them, that has already done so much, having a 1v1 against each other is kinda the last thing to check off their bucket lists.

Great tag match from Bill & Keith VS Top Flight, one of the best Top Flight’s had in a minute since they’ve been going back and forth between AEW and ROH, but I figured Bill & Keith would win. They want their shot at The Hurt Syndicate, this gets them a step closer to that, and Top Flight still has The Cru after them anyway. I’m just not sure The Cru asking Nick Wayne to help out against Top Flight & AR Fox is the kind of story continuity they should be using right about now… Nick’s busy with this story against Christian Cage, he should focus on that. Unless the point is, if Patriarchy falls apart, Nick needs somewhere to go and someone to hand out with. But then The Cru is just three- Gasp! Cru-serweights…!

Great promo segment from Cole, Garcia and their friends, but uh, the announcement came in right as this segment started, so for us at home, it completely undercut how Garcia and Cole were building to making the No Time Limit title match. This is all still the right move, and Garcia telling Menard to stay away from ringside was a wild twist. Cole VS Garcia could be a borderline show stealer given how great their 20 minute draw was last time. And I still think that Cole should win the title, just so he finally has something in AEW aside from the tag title run alongside MJF. As for Garcia, losing the TNT title could be his opportunity to move on to another title, like the International or Continental Championship.

Hologram VS Blake was a rather random match to put on, but whatever, still great stuff. I wonder who finally pins/submits Hologram to end his win streak. It’d have to be someone that fans already have strong feelings for, good or bad. Like, Ospreay could get away being the guy that beats Hologram because it’s Ospreay. At the same time, MJF or Jericho could beat Hologram because not only do they have the power level, but fans love to hate them anyway so they’d love to hate MJF or Jericho as the guy who ended the streak.

And great stuff with the Women’s Owen Hart Cup, but also a build between Mercedes Mone and Athena. Mone of course beat Robyn Renegade, but she of course also had to talk trash on Billie & Athena. Athena finally being on AEW TV is great in itself, and she had a good promo with Billie to touch on the love-hate relationship between Minion Overlord and Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths that we’ve seen the past two years on ROH. Aminata going down with injury is a shame, and her promo with Deeb could’ve been a bit sharper on both ends. But Deeb naturally puts it on Aminata that Aminata needs to either join her or wrestle her, and I’m thinking we get the latter.

Good promo from Rosa and Statlander to not only add them to the Owen Hart Cup but to tease their match-up. Hayter VS Billie was a great main event, and it was another great showing for Billie in the loss. Athena confronting Hayter was also good stuff, and both Owen Hart Cups are looking to be the most star-studded ones yet. But as it stands, I’m thinking Rosa wins to get that world title match she has yet to get, and then we get Mone VS Athena for the TBS Championship, as teased tonight. All In: Texas will basically give both Rosa and Athena homefield advantage, and it’d be pretty wild if both of them won titles then.

My Score: 8.8/10

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