AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (5/13/23)
Rampage on a Saturday!
The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass are on a Rampage!
Though they won the Tres de Mayo Trios Battle Royal, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gun are settling scores with The Superbad Squad!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS The Superbad Squad; The Acclaimed & Billy win.
- Toni Storm w/ The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay; Storm wins.
- Kyle Fletcher VS Action Andretti; Kyle wins.
- Swerve Strickland & Brian Cage w/ The Mogul Embassy VS Alex Reynolds & John Silver w/ Evil Uno; Swerve & Cage win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS The Superbad Squad!
What a way to spend a Saturday night! Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Daddy Ass won the Trios Battle Royal, but Kip Sabian, The Butcher & The Blade were runner-ups. Will the Superbad Squad get even? Or will they just get beat again?
But of course, Platinum Max has a diss track on deck! “Acclaimed on the mic, yo, my spit is lethal. How we gonna fight against the Village People? And who’s up in this picture? It’s the guy who tried to kidnap Governor Whitmer. Yo, Butch, you a b*tch, my man. Got the worst mustache since Vince McMahon! And y’all got a whack crew. Probably getting [censored] by the Joe Lewis statue.” Bowens says, “DETROIT, MICHIGAAAAAN~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does~! But will The Acclaimed get the checkered flag in the Motor City? Or will they just redline and burn rubber?
The trios sort out and Bowens starts against Kip. Kip runs in, whips Bowens but Bowens runs him over! Fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Bowens taunts Kip, things speed up, Kip hurdles and bypasses to hip toss, and DOUBLE STOMP! Kip talks trash but Bowens ROCKS him! Bowens whips, Kip reverses but Bowens spins him to mule kick, front kick, run and KOTARO KRUSHER! “EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed!” Bowens drags Kip over, tags in Caster, but Kip gets away. Blade tags in and rushes The Acclaimed but gets sent into the corner! Bowens forearms, Caster elbows, and then Bowens forearms again!
Bowens feeds Blade to a BIG back drop! Caster points to Billy and fans fire up! Caster brings Blade up but Blade holds onto a leg. Caster brings Blade up but Blade knees low. Blade reaches for his corner but Caster scoops and SLAMS! Tag to Bowens, and then Bowens goes up. Fans cheer as Bowens leaps, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! Fans fire up and The Acclaimed SCISSOR FINGER~! Butcher tags in, runs in, blocks a superkick and CLOBBERS Bowens! Butcher talks trash on Billy, then DECKS him! Butcher also DECKS Caster! Bowens CHOPS Butcher but Butcher ROCKS Bowens! Butcher runs, Bowens follows, but Kip gets a cheap shot in!
Fans boo, the ref reprimands Kip, but Butcher TOSSES Bowens out. The Superbad Squad get in and they mock the scissor fingers! Fans boo, but the ref keeps Caster and Billy back. Kip PENALTY KICKS Bowens, Blade RAMS Bowens into the railing, and then he sets Bowens up for Kip’s ARABIAN PRESS! Blade puts Bowens in for Butcher and Butcher DECKS him! Butcher whips Bowens hard into railing! Fans chant “We Want Daddy!” Bowens ROCKS Butcher, but Butcher keeps him from the corner. Tag to Blade, Butcher CHOPS and Blade bumps Bowens off buckles. Blade then CHOPS Bowens down!
Blade snapmares and KICKS Bowens, covers, TWO! Bowens fights up but Blade rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands but Blade scoops Bowens as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Butcher tags in, he and Blade LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! Butcher drops a knee, drags Bowens up, then bumps him off buckles. Butcher tags Kip, Kip stomps Bowens, but Billy rallies the fans. Kip wraps Bowens up in a GROUND OCTOPUS! Bowens endures, reaches out, but he has one good leg to use! Bowens fights around, pops free, but Kip keeps a chinlock. Kip leans on the hold, brings Bowens up and tags in Butcher. The Superbad Squad mugs Bowens, Blade ROCKS him, then tags in Butcher. Rampage returns to single picture as they DOUBLE HEADBUTT! And DOUBLE HEADBUTT again!
Tag to Kip, Blade runs in to CHOP Bowens! Kip taunts Billy then runs to CANNONBALL! Tag to Butcher, and Kip feeds Bowens to a FULL NELSON BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives but Butcher drags him over. Tag to Blade, he drags Bowens back to scrape Bowens’ face. Fans still rally for Daddy, but Blade goes up to leap, into an ELBOW! JAB! CHOP! SUPERKICK! Fans fire up while both men fall over! Bowens and Blade crawl, hot tags to Kip and DADDY ASS! Billy rallies on The Superbad Squad with big hands! Billy DECKS Kip, stomps Blade, then tells Butcher to “SUCK IT!” Butcher dodges, Billy dodges back, and POWERSLAMS!
Blade CLOBBERS Billy! Fans boo as Billy and Kip stomp Billy. Caster springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK Blade! Kip kicks Caster, whips, but Caster reverses to FLAPJACK! Billy runs in to FAMOUSER! Cover, Blade breaks it! Fans boo but Billy tags Caster in. Caster whips Blade into the corner, ROCKS and CHOPS and SUPERKICKS! Caster brings Kip up, tags Bowens in, and Bowens fires up! The ARRIVAL, and then the MIC DROP!! Cover, The Acclaimed win!
Winners: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, by pinfall
Another big win as a trio for Daddy Ass and his boys, they’re badder than Superbad! But will they be ready for the AEW Trios Championships and the Open House Rules?
It’s an all-new episode of QTV.
QT Marshall asks if everyone has heard the great news. AEW has sold over 60 THOUSAND tickets to All In London at Wembley! Aaron Solo is pretty sure Wembley only seats eight thousand. QT tells him to hush. And isn’t Harley from there? What? No, she’s Australian. Haven’t you seen her teeth? Right, right. But QTV needs dirt on the British then. Harley heard that if you live in England but you weren’t born there, you’re referred to them as “Brit-ish.” Um… Okay, has anyone heard from Hobbs? Yes, she interviewed him earlier today. Roll the footage, govenah!
Harley asks Hobbs that while things haven’t gone to plan, what is next? Hobbs says everyone has a story. It doesn’t matter how many pages are in the story, but who is holding the pen. Then is Powerhouse going to make sure the Book of Hobbs still has a happy ending?
Toni Storm w/ The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay!
With a Six Woman Tag set for Dynamite against Britt Baker, Jamie Hayter & Hikaru Shida, he Lightning From Down Under is ready to strike! Will she use Detroit’s own as a tune-up for Wednesday? Or will Allysin put a quick end to #ToniTime?
The bell rings and Storm runs in to DECK Kay! She stomps away on Kay at the ropes, the ref counts and Storm lets off. Saraya says, “This is OUR house, b*tch!” But then Kay DECKS Storm! Kay rains down fists and fans fire up. Kay puts Storm in a corner, CHOPS her, then bumps her off buckles. Kay stomps Storm now, the ref counts, and Kay lets off at 4. Fans fire up while Saraya and Soho are upset. Kay goes to the far side but Saraya swipes at her! Storm CLOBBERS Kay from behind! Fans boo but Saraya plays innocent. Storm scrapes Kay against the ropes, lets off as the ref counts, and now Soho gets a shot in!
Storm stomps Kay out of the ring, then runs to HIP ATTACK Kay to the floor! Soho laughs, Storm distracts the ref and the Outcasts stomp away! Fans boo as The Outcasts continue to get away with everything! Storm goes out to RAM Kay into railing! And CHOPS her! Storm brings Kay around to RAM into more railing. And then she CHOPS Kay right in front of fans! Storm wrenches hair, to then POST Kay! The ref starts a ring count, Soho mocks Kay, and Storm flexes. Storm drags Kay back up and puts her in the ring. Cover, TWO! Saraya protests the count but Storm stands kay up for an UPPERCUT!
Kay staggers, Storm brings her back up to ROCK her with a forearm! Storm then whips Kay out of the ring! The ref is more attentive this time, and the Outcasts stay back. But Kay DECKS Soho and ROCKS Saraya! Storm storms over but Kay HOTSHOTS her! Then FLAPJACKS her on the ropes! Storm rushes back in but into a spin and NECKBREAKER! Storm staggers up, into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Storm survives and Saraya gets upset. Kay runs in corner to corner but Storm turns her around for a DDT! Storm drags Kay back up, reels her in, but Kay Alabama Lifts her! Kay tucks Storm in, for the CRUNCHY!! Cover, but Soho distracts the ref!
Kay is furious and she rushes Soho! Soho dares her to do something, but then kay brings Storm back up. Storm cradles, TWO!! Kay runs in, Storm gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Kay flounders to a corner, Storm takes aim, SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
The card should really read that Kay lost a 3v1 Handicap match! To celebrate, Saraya & Soho spray L’s on Kay’s stomach! With how The Outcasts create chaos and take advantage of it, will Britt, Hayter & Shida stand a chance?
The Gunns speak.
Colten mockingly says, “Oh look, it’s The Gunns. Where have we been?” Austin says that’s not as important as how they’re feeling. Colten says they’re pissed off. Austin asks, “Why? Because we lost our titles?” Colten says, “That, and the referee decided halfway through our match to pick sides and not DQ those scumbags.” Austin says it’s okay, because they get a rematch, right? Oh, wait, no. Swerve In Our Glory got a rematch, The Acclaimed got a rematch, but when it comes to The Gunns, no rematch whatsoever! But because they’re the greatest tag team in AEW, they vow that it won’t take them long to get where they were.
Ethan Page walks in, and he says he hopes they get their titles back, too. Because right now, The Firm has a problem and he could use their help. Colten asks if they should hear him out. Austin says for old time’s sake, why not? The Gunns walk with All Ego, just what is going down?
Kyle Fletcher VS Action Andretti w/ Darius Martin!
Two hungry and determined young wrestlers have a lot going on this next week. The Aussie Arrow is aiming to take Orange Cassidy’s AEW International Championship while #TheSightToSee is preparing for an ROH Fight Without Honor! Who uses this match to gain momentum going into these high stakes showdowns?
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally, the two tie up, and Kyle powers Action to a corner. The ref counts, Kyle lets off as the fans chant “AUSSIE OPEN!” Action and Kyle reset, tie up, and Kyle wrenches to a facelock. Kyle pries the hold open to wristlock, but Action rolls, handsprings and cartwheels to wrench and wristlock in return. Kyle wrenches, slips around, waistlocks and SLAMS Action! Kyle kicks Action around while fans cheer. Action gets up, he and Kyle tie up, and Kyle puts Action on ropes. The ref counts, Kyle lets off, but he pie faces Action. Action shoves Kyle, then he bobs ‘n’ weaves under the haymakers!
Kyle shoves Action, Action rolls off his back, then he spins Kyle to CHOP! Action knuckle locks, goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Kyle staggers up, Action pops up to then RANA again! And DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Action aims, to springboard and TORNILLO! Cover, TWO! Action keeps cool and hurries to the apron. Fans rally, Action aims, but Kyle gets up to CALF KICK Action down! Kyle grins and fans fire up while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Kyle goes out after Action, but Action swings on him. Kyle dodges to scoop and SLAM Action onto the floor! Kyle throws up the crown for the United Empire, then he drags Action up to RAM him into railing! Action flops over and Kyle grins as he goes back to the ring. Darius coaches Action up and fans rally. Kyle goes back out after Action, he stares Darius down, then brings Action up. Kyle puts Action in the ring, pushes Action down for a cover, TWO! The kneeling cover isn’t enough, but Kyle brings Action back up. Action throws body shots and a CHOP! Kyle scoops to SLAM hard and fast! Cover, TWO!
Kyle stays cool while Action grits his teeth. Kyle drags Action up, whips him to ropes and CLOBBERS him! Cover, TWO! Kyle looms over Action, brings him up, and bumps him off buckles as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Action throws hands on Kyle! Action whips, Kyle reverses to scoop but Action slips out to scoop! Kyle slips out, half nelsons, HALF ‘N’ HALF but Action lands on his feet! Kyle rushes in, Action dodges and scoops to SLAM! Fans fire up and Kyle staggers to ropes, Action clotheslines him up and out! Action keeps moving, he DIVES and takes out Kyle at the ramp! Action hurries to put Kyle in the ring then goes to the corner. Action slingshots in, jumps up, SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT, but he has to bail out as Kyle moves! Action comes back, blocks a boot, but not the SUPERKICK!
Fans rally as Action goes to the far corner. Kyle runs corner to corner, GAMANGIRI! Kyle reels Action in to suplex, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and Kyle grows frustrated. Kyle drags Action up and brings him to a corner. Kyle goes up the corner, reels Action in, but Action ROCKS him first! And again! Kyle ROCKS Action back but Action ROCKS Kyle and PELES! Action runs corner to corner, goes right up to the top, to SUPERPLEX!! Fans fire up while both men are down! Darius coaches Action and he aims from the apron. SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!!!
Action is shocked but he hurries to bring Kyle up. Action CLUBS Kyle in the back, torture racks, but Kyle fights free. Action SOBATS, knee lifts, Kyle ducks the roundhouse but not the ENZIGURI! Kyle staggers to ropes, Action runs, but Kyle follows to CALF KICK! Action flops against ropes and even Darius is shocked! Kyle aims, runs, and CALF KICKS Action in the back! Hammerlock, half nelson, gut wrench and GRIMSTONE!!! Cover, Kyle wins!
Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall
Kyle gives a lazy thumbs up as a direct sign to Orange Cassidy. Will the dual IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team & NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champion soon be AEW International Champion? Or will Freshly Squeezed hold onto that title with his one good hand?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
Schiavone notes that just last week, it was The Hardy Party VS The Firm in The Firm Deletion, a hard-fought battle at the Hardy Compound. Schiavone welcomes the Hardy Boyz and #BrotherZay! Matt, Jeff and Isiah Kassidy make their way out and Detroit is fired up! Schiavone says it is great to have them here, and it was surely a great win when these three teamed with Hook to DELETE The Firm. Matt says they’ve had a WONDERFUL~ week! Matt’s contract with The Firm has been DELETED! Kassidy says, “Aw yeah~!” Matt says Private Party’s contracts with The Firm have been DELETED! “Aw yeah~!”
And Matt has his brother, the Charismatic Enigma, back in action! Jeff says it is so great to be back in Detroit’s area on planet Earth. Now that he’s back, the Hardys can get back to that final run and become the AEW World Tag Team Champions! Fans love the sound of that, but then The Gunns walk out! Austin says “HELL NAH! UH-UH! NOPE!” The fans boo and taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” as they get in the ring with #HardyParty. Schiavone moves aside but Austin says congrats on The Firm Deletion. But after talking with Ethan, Austin & Colten have decided to help with the problem that is this.
See, Ethan still wants to beat Jeff’s ass, Matt’s ass, and Kassidy’s ass. Colten says, “As a matter of fact, so do we.” Well, good to see them step up. Zay lets out a little moan, and Matt says there’s no problem fighting The Gunns. But Matt does not want to fight Ethan, he does not want to SEE Ethan, because he has been trying to get AWAY from Ethan the last 18 months! Oh, okay, right. But The Gunns want this, so what’ll it take? Oh, okay, Matt has an idea then. How about when Hardy Party wins, Matt is in control of Ethan’s contract. Turn the tables, share the experience. Will Ethan agree to that?
The Gunns talk it over, but Jeff says to end the contract talk. Matt says this is the last time. The Gunns come back, and they say Ethan accepts. Oh, okay, outstanding. But then Colten brings up the Hardys wanting the tag titles. Colten & Austin are the best brother team in AEW, so as long as they are here, the Hardys will never touch those titles. Austin mocks Zay’s moan, then tells him to “SUCK IT!” The Gunns leave, but Matt tells them, “We will be happy to DELETE DELETE DELETE The Ass Boys!” Will All Ego soon taste his own medicine when the Hardys are in control of his career? Or will The Gunns clear out competition for the #1 contenders spot?
Mark Henry interviews tonight’s main eventers.
The World’s Strongest Man says this is the first time we’ve seen the full Mogul Embassy since the merger. It looks like they’re expanding the business. Swerve says that is correct. “Ever since Keith Lee took out my previous affiliates, I had to work hard to find a new replacement. I wouldn’t call it a replacement, though. This is definitely an upgrade. Now look. I’ve got the ROH Trios Champions, along with the man himself, Prince Nana here, under the Swerve legacy.” As far as The Dark Order goes, well, with expansion comes gentrification. Cage says that’s how it is sometimes.
Reynolds says that the Embassy’s right. Expansion is necessary for any group in AEW. So they have a little proposition for them. Silver says the Dark Order was just wondering, will the Embassy #JoinDarkOrder? Think about it! You’d all look great in purple, and you can bring your silly little hat things. It’ll be great, everyone’ll love it. Swerve tells Nana to handle this. Nana says they will bring their little hats. But they’ll also put the Dark Order out of business tonight! Mark says there’s been enough talk. It’s TIME, for the main event! Liona roars, but will The Mogul Embassy bulldoze through the Dark Order?
Swerve Strickland & Brian Cage w/ The Mogul Embassy VS Alex Reynolds & John Silver w/ Evil Uno!
The teams sort out and Reynolds starts against Swerve. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Fans rally for Johnny Hungy while Swerve and Reynolds go around. Reynolds puts Swerve on ropes, the ref counts, and Reynolds lets off but Swerve wrenches him. Swerve whips, things speed up, Swerve hurdles but Reynolds underhooks! Swerve fights out, whips, but Reynolds reverses. Swerve goes up and over, O’Conner Roll to an Eddy Gordo RANA! Swerve keeps moving, he goes right up top, but Reynolds gets away. Swerve grins and Nana talks trash on Detroit. Reynolds waits on Swerve, but Swerve tags Cage. Fans rally as Reynolds walks over to tag in Silver!
The Meat Man steps up to The Machine, and Silver flexes. Fans cheer, but Cage flexes. Fans boo, despite there actually being more on Cage than on Silver. Cage gets upset, but then Silver flexes and fans cheer again. Cage kicks low, whips Silver, but Silver tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Cage gets up in a huff, kicks low again and whips. Silver reverses but Cage tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Fans boo but Silver runs in. Silver CROSSBODIES but Cage catches him! Cage pops Silver around but Silver slips off to shove and scoop back! Fans fire up as Silver carries Cage and POWERSLAMS him! Silver flexes and fans fire up more.
Cage gets up, Silver reels him in and suplexes, but Cage is too much! Cage suplexes to GOURD BUSTER, then runs in, but into a BOOT! Swerve storms up but Silver ELBOWS him away! Cage runs back in, Silver dodges and ducks, but Swerve opens the ropes! Silver takes a tumble and fans boo, but Swerve tags in. Swerve BOOTS Silver from the apron! Swerve flexes to mock Silver while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Swerve stomps Silver, taunts Uno, then drags Silver up. Swerve puts Silver in the ring, stomps him around, and CLUBS him down. Swerve chinlocks to thrash Silver but Silver fights up. Silver throws body shots, Swerve ROCKS him with a right! Swerve bumps Silver off buckles, BOOTS him down, then digs his knee in! The ref counts, Swerve backs off, and Swerve taunts The Dark Order. Swerve ROCKS Silver, Silver throws body shots in return! Silver ROCKS Swerve now, but Swerve pulls the beard! Swerve throws body shots in the corner, snapmares Silver down, then goes up the corner for the FALLING UPPERCUT!
Swerve drags Silver from the corner and tags in Cage. The Embassy mugs Silver, Cage ROCKS him with a forearm, then RAMS him into the open corner. And again! Cage CHOPS Silver, stalks him along the ropes, then fireman’s carries. Silver fights free, Cage ROCKS him, and Cage whips corner to corner. Silver BOOTS Cage, goes up, and leaps, but into Cage’s arms! Cage does curls with Silver, then FALL AWAY SLAMS! Cage flexes and Nana cheers, but Silver crawls for his corner. Cage intercepts, and he DECKS Reynolds!
Cage bumps Silver off buckles, tags Swerve, and Swerve trips Silver. Swerve then BOOTS Silver, drags him out, and drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Silver is still in this but Swerve is on him with a chinlock. Silver endures, fans rally up, and Silver punches at the hold. Swerve stands Silver up to RAM him into the corner! Tag to Cage, he stomps Silver down! Cage flexes and taunts the fans, but Silver CHOPS and CHOPS and KICKS and KICKS! Rampage returns to single picture as Cage kicks Silver low. Cage slashes his throat, reels Silver in, but Silver suplexes Cage up and over! Fans fire up while both men are down!
Silver and Cage crawl, hot tags to Swerve and Reynolds! Number Three dodges Swerve, BOOTS Cage, then dodges Swerve again to ELBOW him! And then FLYING UPPERCUT! Fans fire up with Reynolds as he reels Swerve in and CRAVAT-PLEXES him! Reynolds then WRECKS Cage with a dropkick! Reynolds runs in to DRIVE-BY DROPKICK Swerve! Fans fire up more and Reynolds hurries in, pop-up KNEE! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER, and a flip over, into a STUFF PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives and Nana is relieved. Reynolds snarls, he brings Swerve up and puts him up top.
Reynolds ROCKS Swerve, climbs up, but Nana distracts with his barking! Swerve throws hands, DECKS Reynolds, and then adjusts, KILL- NO, Reynolds avoids the stomps! Swerve hurries up but Reynolds dodges him again, and Silver runs in to GAMANGIRI! They start up the Wombo Combo! GERMAN SUPLEX, Jackknife bridge! Cage drags Reynolds off the cover and into the post! Reynolds clutches his boys but Silver DECKS Cage! Silver then builds speed and DIVES! Cage catches him! To RAM him into railing! And then into the apron! Swerve adds the HOUSE CALL! Tag to Cage and Cage goes after Reynolds!
Cage drags Reynolds up, reels him in, puts one out and- REYNOLDS CRADLES! TWO!!! Cage escapes by nanoseconds! Cage spins but into Reynolds’ ROLLING ELBOW! Reynolds BOOTS and runs, but Cage pops him up for a POWERBOMB! And then a deadlift to the fireman’s carry, F5 CUTTER COMBO!! Cage covers, TWO?!!? Reynolds survives and shocks everyone!! Swerve is furious, Cage drags Reynolds back up, and Nana wants this to end! Cage slashes his throat, he reels Reynolds in, but Silver ENZIGURIS first! Silver gets around Swerve to waistlock but Swerve puts him in the corner. Nana holds Silver’s foot!
Silver grabs at Nana but gets a HOUSE CALL! Reynolds BOOTS Swerve! Cage DISCUS LARIATS Reynolds! Cage reels Reynolds in, Swerve hoists Silver up, DRILL CLAW for Reynolds and a JML DRIVER for Silver!! Cover, The Mogul Embassy wins!
Winners: Swerve Strickland & Brian Cage, by pinfall
A powerful showing for Swerve & The Machine, but the Embassy isn’t done. Kaun & Liona get in the ring to mug Evil Uno! They hit him with the DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH, and then the DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER!! Nana even gets his stomps in on Reynolds! But here comes NATURALLY LIMITLESS! Keith Lee & Dustin Rhodes are here, with pipes, chains, and a stanchion!? The Mogul Embassy runs away, but Swerve is still grinning. Fans sing “OH~ Bask in His Glory~,” but when and where will things finally be settled between Keith and Swerve?
My Thoughts:
A really good Rampage that moved pretty quickly. Great opening Six Man Tag, and of course The Acclaimed win. I would like to think that they’re going to face The House of Black at Double or Nothing for those trios titles, since The Acclaimed won the Trios Battle Royal and The House of Black is willing to take on any three wrestlers. And because of the Open House Rules, things could really go either way, but I feel like it’d be more meaningful if the House won. Good match from Storm VS Kay, but of course the Outcasts being ringside guaranteed Storm winning. The Six Woman Tag could go either way, but I’m still holding out hope for a Women’s Blood & Guts match.
QTV as a recurring segment has never been all that good, but this was a particularly poor one. It mostly had an abrupt ending where Harley didn’t have some kind of close to her interview with Hobbs. I’m just hoping there comes a moment where Hobbs body slams QT and Solo to be an independent Heel again. Really good match between Kyle Fletcher and Action Andretti, but obviously, AEW’s only concern was building Kyle for Dynamite. Action losing here has no real impact on ROH’s Fight Without Honor tag match, but Kyle standing tall probably means Cassidy retains the title to keep Kyle from being a three belt champion.
Really good promo from Gunns and Hardy Party to set up a Six Man Tag. Matt putting the contract stipulation on it makes me think the Hardy Party won’t win, probably because Kassidy takes the pin. Either way, I’m expecting more of Gunns VS Hardys 2v2 to help determine contenders to the tag titles post Double or Nothing. And then great stuff in the main event. Kudos to Reynolds for surviving the F5 Cutter combo, but c’mon, that really should’ve been the finish. Mogul Embassy of course win and of course beat down the Dark Order to prompt Keith & Dustin showing up. I wonder if I was right that we’re going to get an 8 Man Tag, Mogul Embassy VS Keith, Dustin and two others, with the Dark Order being those others.
My Score: 8.6/10
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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?
Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
- Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.
Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.
Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.
Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!
Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!
Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!
The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!
Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?
MVP speaks.
“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”
Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!
Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?
“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”
What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.
But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?
AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”
That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.
“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?
Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?
The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.
Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!
MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!
Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!
The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!
Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!
Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?
Jeff Jarrett is here!
Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”
Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”
The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”
The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.
“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.
The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.
But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.
And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.
And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!
MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?
MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!
Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?
Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!
Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?
Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!
The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.
Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!
The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!
The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!
Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!
Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!
Winner: Hook, by disqualification
The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!
SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?
AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.
Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.
Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?
Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.
AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”
Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!
Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?
Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.
Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!
Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!
Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!
Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.
Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!
Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!
The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!
Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?
The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!
Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?
The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.
Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!
Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!
Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!
Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.
Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!
Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.
Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.
The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!
The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)
Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.
Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.
Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.
Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.
Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.
Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.
And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Attitude Of Aggression #301- 10th Annual Swaggy Awards Part 1
The Swaggy Awards return for their 10th annual installment. This year’s show is again split into two awesome parts so tune in to see who won!
The Attitude Of Aggression returns for the 10th Annual Swaggy Awards, our annual celebration of the best-of-the-best in pro wrestling for 2024. It’s hard to believe that we have been doing this for a decade, but here we are. The guys again decided to split the Swaggy Awards into two parts. Here on Part 1 of the Swaggys, we have our largest panel yet as Dave was joined by Swaggy veterans, PC Tunney, AJ Balaz, and Kinny Killa for this celebration of the past year in pro wrestling. But we also welcome to the Swaggys DJ & Rob from The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, as well as welcoming back to the show the one and only Rey Ca$h. Here on Part 1, the gang passed out some virtual hardware in categories such as Breakout Star of the Year, Rivalry of the Year, Storyline of the Year, PPV/PLE of the Year, and much, much more. And, of course, there is our unsanctioned award (IYKYK). You never know what will happen on the Swaggys. Who walked away with the gold and the glory here on Part 1? Tune in and find out.
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