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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (6/16/23)
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 44
The Summer begins with a Spectacular Spectacle! Triforce, Goddess, Death Mountain, but what about the Trios titles? Just wait and see!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Wait & See Battle Royal: Groose, Tingle & Ladrona win and will challenge the UnderWorld Order for the titles at Termina Velocity.
- HPW Goddess Championship: Midna VS Aveil; Midna wins and retains the title.
- HPW Death Mountain Championship: Midna VS Lupay w/ The Faces of Evil; Midna wins and retains the title.
- HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Link VS Zelda VS Fin Balure VS Majora; Majora wins and will challenge Kage for the title at Termina Velocity.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
A grand as HPW has been all year, this is going to be a spectacle! Spectacle Rock once again hosts HPW, and HPW is going above and beyond! The Twilight Princess has two belts, so she isn’t just facing one opponent but two! Aveil’s singles journey is going well, will she bring gold back to the Sisterhood? And the Wild Wolfos is beginning the climb, will Lupay reach the summit? Or will Midna stay the first-ever HPW Double Champion?
And speaking of double, HPW is doubling up in the #1 contender’s match for the HPW Triforce Championship! The Hero of Hyrule is back, determined to have one more match with his brother, Kage. The Princess of Hyrule is back, determined to reach the pinnacle of professional wrestling. The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla is back, determined to wash away the competition. And the monstrous mask come to life is finally doing things for himself, determined to take over the world! Only one can win this Fatal 4 Way, who earn their shot at the Hero’s Shadow?
But first, the UnderWorld Order is still on top of the HPW Trios Division after Blood & Thunder, but the chase is never ending. We start tonight with a unique battle royal to name NEW #1 contenders to the HPW Trios Championships! Who will it be? Just wait and see! HPW’s Second Spectacular Spectacle starts now!
HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Wait & See Battle Royal!
HPW continues to innovate! We know there are NINE TRIOS in this match, but they don’t even know when they’re getting in on the action! A draw of the deck determines their odds, who will walk away with the golden tickets?
First out is the “Hearts” group! Out come… The DOOM BRINGERS! Doom Knocker, Darkhammer & Gooma are back again! And then, The Good, The Bad & The Studly! Tingle, Ladrona & Groose! Groose’s hair is slowly coming back, he has a sort of peach fuzz on his head. The bell rings, the clock is ticking, and Groose throws hands with Knocker! Gooma rushes Tingle and Hammer is after Ladrona, but they both bail out under the bottom rope! And they look under the ring, to bring out chairs! No disqualifications in a battle royal, and they both take a swing on Gooma and Hammer! But they both get easily disarmed…
Gooma picks up Tingle, Hammer picks up Ladrona, and the two run all the way around the outside of the ring! SPINEBUSTER SANDWICH! Then they throw Tingle and Ladrona back into the ring! Knocker ROCKS Groose, whips him to a corner, then runs in. Groose dodges, RAMS Gooma with a shoulder, but Gooma rebounds to run Groose over! The Doom Bringers all stomp The Good, The Bad & The Studly. They each drag someone up and go for ropes. Knocker throws Groose, Gooma throws Tingle and Hammer throws Ladrona, but each one holds onto ropes! Knocker CLUBS Groose, Gooma pushes Tingle and Hammer stomps at Ladrona.
Ladrona kicks at Hammer and gets him to back off, then hurries back into the ring. Ladrona CHOP BLOCKS Knocker to help Groose! Groose JABS Knocker, and JABS! And JABS! And RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Ladrona helps Tingle against Gooma while Groose drags Knocker up. Groose throws Knocker at the ropes but now Knocker holds on! Hammer storms up on Ladrona and waistlocks, but Ladrona resists the lift. Tingle gets around on Hammer to waistlock, but Hammer’s too much for Tingle to lift! Ladrona breaks free to PELE Hammer, and that helps Tingle GERMAN SUPLEX him!!
Fans fire up, and Tingle actually thinks he did that by himself? Gooma rushes in, Ladrona and Tingle dodge, Gooma comes back, but Ladrona and Tingle double drop toehold! And then DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! They drag Gooma up but that’s a lot even for both of them. They head for ropes but then Hammer comes back to CLUB Tingle. And the first countdown is here! The “Diamonds” are released! It’s FORGED BY VIOLENCE, and the THREE MASTERS! Iron Knuckle & The Darknut brothers return after a long hiatus, and they’re racing Garo Master, Master Kohga & Master Stalfos down to the ring!
Garo slides in first, and he DROPKICKS Hammer! Master Kohga is next and he DROPKICKS Hammer! Stalfos is next and he CLOBBERS Hammer! FBV all enter together, and they all CLOBBER the Three Masters! They all roar, and the fans fire up for the return of FBV! Knocker knocks Groose away, and he stares down his old frenemy. Knuckle has the Darknuts stand down, and then Knocker and Knuckle start throwing forearms! Fans fire up again, and the Darknuts DECK Hammer and Gooma! Red Nut DECKS Tingle, but Blue Nut hesitates to hit Ladrona. Instead, he picks her up and puts her on the corner!
Ladrona fights back with hammering hands! Red Nut drags Tingle up, trophy lifts him, but Tingle fights free! Tingle runs to the far side but Red Nut pursues. Tingle holds the ropes down and Red Nut tumbles up and out! Tingle ELIMINATES Red Nut!! Red Nut is furious and Tingle celebrates, but Gooma walks up behind Tingle. Tingle bumps into Gooma, slowly turns around, and then looks up at him. Gooma pops Tingle up to POWERBOMB him out onto Red Nut! Gooma ELIMINATES Tingle! Fans boo but Gooma ignores them to go after Blue Nut. Hammer stomps on Garo Master, but then Kohga jumps on him with a SLEEPER!
Hammer staggers with Kohga on him like a backpack, and then Stalfos storms up to throw body shots! Hammer drops to his knees, but Kohga, Stalfos and Garo drag Hammer up to bring him to ropes. They hoist him up but Gooma hurries over to CLUB Garo! Gooma pushes Garo out of the way, ROCKS Kohga, and then HEADBUTTS Stalfos! Stalfos ROCKS Gooma in return with a forearm. Hammer CLUBS Stalfos, he and Gooma mug Stalfos, but Blue Nut goes after Hammer! Knocker and Knuckle are still brawling, and Knocker gets the edge. Knocker stomps a mudhole into Knuckle, then digs his boot in.
Ladrona is staying out of the way, tucked under the bottom buckle in a corner, but Groose storms up to Knocker. Groose throws heavy hands on Knocker, has him against ropes, then spins, but Knocker ROCKS Groose back! Knocker CHOPS Groose, Groose JABS! Knocker CHOPS! Groose JABS! Knocker CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but then Groose JABS, JABS and JABS! But then Knuckler DOUBLE LARIATS Knocker and Groose! Fans fire up with Knuckle, and he drags Knocker up. Knuckle aims at ropes, whips, but Knocker reverses and sends Knuckle up and out to ELIMINATE him!
But then Groose clotheslines Knocker up and out to ELIMINATE him!! Fans are going nuts, Knocker and Knuckle blame each other as they go up the ramp, and they start shoving each other! And here comes the countdown! Third out are the “Swords!” It’s Joelle, Beth and Amy of the Poe Sisters, and then… Wait, this is a new team! Los Taros Locos, a trio of Taros brothers who’ve been at the HPW Training Center! The Poes get in first, and they all swarm Groose! Groose gets mugged by three petite spirits, but then the beefier Taros Locos slide in. Taros Rojo RAMS Hammer and Taros Azul RAMS Blue Nut!
Taros Blanco ENZIGURIS Stalfos, handsprings, dodges Garo and OVERHEAD Belly2Belly suplexes him! Kohga runs in, whips Blanco, but Blanco comes back to RANA Kohga! Fans fire up as Blanco whistles and rallies his team. The Taros double whip Blue Nut, double drop toehold him, and then Blanco basement dropkicks Blue Nut in the face! Fans cheer as Los Taros Locos all raise their fists for a fist bump. The Poes stomp away on Groose, drag him up, but he holds onto the ropes to fight that off. Ladrona sneaks around the outside, and then she drags Amy Poe out! Ladrona RAMS Amy into apron!
Beth Poe grabs at Ladrona through the ropes but Ladrona GAMANGIRIS her! Beth gets stuck in the ropes, Ladrona slingshots up and over to GERMAN SUPLEX Beth! Joelle SLAPS Ladrona, but Groose then lifts Joelle up and out over the top rope! Joelle holds onto the ropes with one hand, flails with the other, but then Ladrona DECKS Joelle and ELIMINATES her! Amy and Beth charge Ladrona but Groose shoves them away. Hammer runs up to clothesline Groose against the ropes! Ladrona tries to get away but Gooma reels her in, scoops her, and SLAMS her! Gooma picks Ladrona back up to dump her over the top rope and ELIMINATE her!
Fans boo as Hammer and Gooma mug Groose, the last stud standing! Blue Nut CLUBS Gooma and brawls with him, Groose throws hands on Hammer. Taros Rojo fires palm strikes on Garo! Rojo whips, Garo reverses but Rojo tiger feints in the rope to come back, but Garo ducks the clothesline. Garo springboards to QUEBRADA Rojo down! But Blanco runs up behind and TOSSES Garo up and out to ELIMINATE him! Stalfos BOOTS Blanco down, but Taros Azul runs in to tilt-o-whirl. Stalfos blocks the DDT! Stalfos goes to ropes and puts Azul on the apron, but Azul GAMANGIRIS! Azul then jumps up, but Stalfos SHOVES him!
Azul backflips and ends up hitting Garo with his SUPER QUEBRADA! But Azul still lands on the ground, so Stalfos ELIMINATES him! Stalfos chuckles at Azul, but then Rojo and Blanco run up to dump Stalfos up and out and ELIMINATE him back! Azul then ENZIGURIS Stalfos as payback! The countdown is back, and out come the “Shields!” It’s the Ikana Royal Family’s Sir Hurr, Sir Durr and “BOOM BOOM! Captain Keeta! BOOM BOOM! Captain Keeta!” And then, the Dark Forces’ Kēvín Gibdo, Volga and Cia! They all get to the ring at about the same time, and the IRF keep the Dark Forces from getting in.
Cia stares down with Keeta, though that’s tricky since he’s quite taller than her. Kevin and Volga stare down with Hurr and Durr, and then they start brawling! Cia gets around Keeta to kick him in the back of the leg! Cia CLUBS him, Keeta gets into the ring and she pursues. Hurr swings but Kevin spins him around for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Durr ROCKS Volga, but Volga BOOTS him, then jumps off the railing to FLYING CHUCK! The Dark Forces put the rest of the IRF into the ring and stomp them. Cia stomps Keeta but Amy Poe goes after her. Beth Poe helps out and they mug Cia in a corner.
Keeta gets up but Gooma CLUBS him! Groose ROCKS Hammer, Blue Nut UPPERCUTS Taros Rojo. Taros Blanco kicks Blue Nut in the leg, he and Rojo mug Blue Nut. Cia kicks Beth away and bumps Amy off the buckles! And again, and again, and again! But then Beth comes back to SLAP Cia down! Beth digs her boot in, and Amy joins in. But then Kevin storms up behind them! Kevin lifts them both up, and they both cling to ropes! Cia reaches up from below to drag Beth down to the apron! Beth kicks at Cia, but Volga runs in to BLAST Beth off the apron and ELIMINATE her! Cia then kicks at Amy to get her on the apron.
Amy holds on with one hand, but Cia claws at it! Amy lets go and flails to stay on the edge of the apron! Amy steadies herself, but then Cia dropkicks her legs out! Amy smacks off the apron and hits the floor, The Dark Forces ELIMINATE the Poe Sisters! The sisters all throw a tantrum as they head to the back. But then Hurr & Durr lift Volga up and out and ELIMINATE him! Kevin and Cia go after Hurr & Durr, they brawl, Hurr & Durr get the edge, they both fire up, but Cia and Kevin dodge the lariats! Cia and Kevin kick low, then coordinate. Cia runs, Kevin gives her the alley-oop and she DOUBLE DROPKICKS Hurr & Durr!
Fans fire up, Kevin drags Hurr up and tosses him at the ropes! Hurr holds onto the ropes, feet dangling off the floor! Durr throws hands on Kevin but Cia kicks Durr. Keeta CLUBS Kevin, shoves him at the ropes and Hurr skins the cat to headscissor Kevin! Kevin holds the ropes but Keeta pushes Kevin over! Kevin hits off the apron and hits the floor, Keeta and Hurr ELIMINATE him! Fans are torn, but then Kevin choke grips Hurr! Keeta reaches through the ropes to club at Kevin’s arm! Volga DRIVE-BY DROPKICKS Keeta! Kevin drags Hurr off the apron and his feet touch the floor, The Dark Forces ELIMINATE Hurr!
But that’s not the end, as Kevin CHOKE SLAMS Hurr to the floor! The referees reprimand Kevin and Volga, they slowly leave, and Cia is alone as she throws hands with Durr. But it’s time for the “FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” The final group are “The Jokers!” And it’s… “A-A-Arrow Club. F-F-For, life!” Fans go wild as The Young Ducks and Torbevito make their way out! A new formation for the faction steps up! The Ducks slide in first, and Kohga suddenly rushes up, but the Ducks dodge him to DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Kohga staggers, the Ducks shove him to ropes and Torbevito holds them down! Kohga tumbles up and out, the Arrow Club ELIMINATES Kohga!
Hammer storms up, The Ducks help Torbevito slingshot in to DDT Hammer down! The #WaveBreaker! The Arrow Club all drag him up, but that’s a lot of deadweight. Gooma rushes over to save his teammate! But he gets mugged 3v1! Torbevito fires off fast hands and a SOBAT! Then a front kick! Gooma comes back but Torbevito goes Matrix to dodge! And then CALF KICK! Gooma staggers to ropes, the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him! Gooma teeters on the rope, and the Arrow Club all swarm him to dump him out! The Arrow Club ELIMINATES Gooma! That leaves Hammer as the lone Doom Bringer!
Fans cheer as The Arrow Club pose together a moment. But then Taros Rojo and Taros Blanco walk up behind them and Arrow Club turns around. Fans chant “TAROS~! TAROS TAROS TAROOOS~! TAROS~, TAROS~!” But they’re still 3v2 against the Arrow Club, but then Groose steps up! Fans fire up as The Skyfall Stud stands with Los Taros Locos! And the brawl is on! The Taros brawl with the Ducks while Groose fires off on Torbevito! The Ducks get the edge and whip, but Los Taros reverse to reel the Ducks in for low kicks. Los Taros both snapmare, roll and mule kick! Torbevito gets around Groose and waistlocks, but Groose switches.
Torbevito elbows free, but Groose reels him back in. Torbevito breaks free with a leg and ENZIGURIS! Los Taros put each of the Ducks in a corner and stomp away Torbevito runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Groose blocks the DDT! Groose powers up and heads for the ropes! Torbevito kicks and flails and sunset flips over. Groose rolls through, Torbevito ducks the low boot and kips up. Torbevito handsprings back, but Groose blocks the headscissors! Groose yanks Torbevito right up onto his shoulder! Fans fire up while Groose runs and LAWN DARTS Torbevito into a corner! Torbevito hits the buckles, staggers back, and Groose clotheslines him up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!
Fans fire up with Groose, and we’re down to just 10 entrants total! But Blue Nut CLOBBERS Groose against ropes! Fans boo as Blue Nut drags Groose up and aims for ropes. But then Groose reverses to throw Blue Nut up and over! Blue Nut holds on, Groose goes after his hands! Keeta and Durr chase Cia around the perimeter, she gets around Taros Rojo and Mack Quackson, Durr bumps into Rojo and Rojo gets mad. Rojo throws hands on Durr, but that gives Mack the opening to hit Rojo back. Keeta keeps after Cia, but then she dodges and drop toeholds him onto ropes! Keeta sputters, and Cia SHINING WIZARDS him against the ropes!
Cia works to lift Keeta up but he’s still bigger than her. Hammer rushes up and dumps Cia AND Keeta out! Hammer ELIMINATES them both! And now the Dark Forces are out of the running! Cia throws a fit and blames Keeta before storming off. Keeta doesn’t get what that’s about, and he tells Durr that he’s got this. Durr is a bit busy, though, brawling with Taros Rojo. Meanwhile, Blue Nut gets back under the bottom rope but Groose stomps him. Groose drags Blue Nut up, the Ducks mug Toros Blanco but he starts fighting them off with CHOPS! Both backhand and overhand! CHOP after CHOP, but then Rick blocks one!
Mack kicks Taros low, Rick knuckle locks and CHOPS Taros in return. Rick goes to a corner, up and up, and shouts “LUCHA LIBRE~” before he hits a FLYING ARM-DRAG to throw Blanco! Mack then scoops Blanco for a GUTBUSTER, and Rick runs in, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Ducks drag Blanco up, and they throw him out together! The Ducks dust their hands off, but Blanco holds onto the ropes! His feet don’t touch the floor! Fans fire up as the Ducks turn around and see Blanco still here! The Ducks rush over as Blanco skins the cat! Blanco grabs Rick with headscissors!
Mack helps Rick fight off the headscissors, then Mack goes after Blanco. Blanco GAMANGIRIS Mack away! Blanco slingshots but Rick SUPERKICKS him! Blanco falls to the floor, Rick ELIMINATES him! We’re at seven left and the Ducks are the only ones on the same team! Rojo DECKS Durr, Rick SUPERKICKS Rojo! Blue Nut RAMS the Ducks, they rebound off ropes, they RAM him together, but Blue Nut stays put! Blue Nut roars, but the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him! Taros Rojo comes back, kicks off Rick to ASAI DDT Mack! Rojo runs at Rick, Rick hip tosses but Rojo rebounds off ropes to arm-drag Rick!
The Ducks scramble to their feet, Rojo runs at them both to DOUBLE SHOTGUN then down! Fans fire up and Rojo hurries to pick Mack up. Rojo throws Mack over, but Rick hurries and grabs Mack’s legs! Mack dangles off the apron, upside-down! Rojo stomps Rick, but he holds on and Mack does a sit up. Mack grabs the ropes, Rick lets go of his legs, and Rojo drags Rick up to CLUB him to a corner. Rojo lifts Rick but Rick resists, and Mack goes after Rojo. Durr returns and he helps attack Rojo, too! The 3v1 is working, they get Rojo up and over the top rope! Rojo holds on, and he fights them all off with forearms!
The Ducks and Durr back off, and then the Ducks RAM Durr into Rojo! Rojo falls, The Ducks and Durr ELIMINATE him! No more Taros Locos! The Ducks celebrate with Durr, patting him on the shoulders. And then they both TOSS Durr up and out to ELIMINATE him, too! No more Ikana Royal Family! The Ducks high-ten while fans are a bit torn. But then Blue Nut rushes in! The Ducks dodge, Blue Nut blocks Rick’s superkick, and throws it into Mack! Blue Nut then waistlocks Rick, but Rick reaches out to waistlock Mack! Mack is confused, but then he switches to get around behind Blue Nut.
Mack tries to lift but Blue Nut’s too big. Blue Nut ELBOWS Mack away, but Rick ROUNDHOUSES Blue Nut! Blue Nut staggers, the Ducks double whip, but he blocks! Blue Nut double whips The Ducks! He also runs the ropes, and he DOUBLE LARIATS them down! Fans fire up with Blue Nut, and he drags Rick up, and he TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! Four teams remain with one person each! Mack gets to a corner, Blue Nut stands in another, and Groose and Hammer stand off. Groose and Hammer look at the other two, and fans rally up as the four approach. Hammer swings on Mack but he ducks, and Groose JABS Blue Nut!
Mack CHOPS Hammer! Groose JABS Blue Nut! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! Mack CHOPS Hammer again, Groose winds up, and Mack gets RIGHT HAND OF THE GODDESS!! Mack goes down, but Hammer uses his tail to sweep Groose’s legs! Blue Nut swings on Hammer, Hammer dodges and runs, but Blue Nut LARIATS him down! Fans fire up with Blue Nut, but Mack brings him in for a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Mack rolls back and the Hebra Express starts up with another NORTHERN LIGHTS! And they’re at the ropes! Mack dumps Blue Nut out to the apron and Blue Nut tumbles to the floor! Mack ELIMINATES Blue Nut! No more Forged by Violence!!
Mack is fired up but Groose gets his arms! Groose chicken wings, turns Mack around, but Mack shoves Groose away! Hammer CLOBBERS Groose! Mack throws forearms on Hammer, backs Hammer down, then whips, but Hammer reverses. Mack ducks and comes back, but Hammer catches the crossbody! Hammer backs up towards ropes, but Mack fights and flails! Mack gets free, KNEES Hammer low, then works to lift Hammer. Hammer shoves Mack away, and Groose is there to keep Mack moving, and Groose TOSSES Mack out! Groose ELIMINATES Mack, and the Arrow Club is out! Groose and Hammer are the only two left!
Fans are thunderous as Groose and Hammer stare down. The two slowly approach each other, and fans chant for “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” The two talk a little trash, and the hands start flying! Groose gets the edge and backs Hammer down to a corner! Groose fires off, but Hammer turns it around to CLUB away! Groose throws hands in return, they scrap, and Hammer GoroUppers! Groose BOOTS and ROCKS and ROCKS Hammer again! Hammer turns things around to CHOP, and CHOP, and ROCK Groose, but Groose ROCKS him back! Hammer headlocks, Groose powers out, they RAM shoulders, then Hammer BOOTS Groose down!
Fans fire up while Hammer eggs Groose on. Groose gets up, Hammer CLUBS him, reels him in, but Groose fights the suplex! Groose suplexes Hammer!! Fans fire up and Groose keeps after Hammer with more CLUBBING forearms! Groose ROCKS Hammer but Hammer kicks Groose low! Hammer kicks low again, GOROUPPERS, and Groose staggers, but comes back with forearms! Groose aims for ropes, but Hammer reverses, only for Groose to hold ropes. Hammer storms up but into a BOOT! Groose throws body shots, brings Hammer around to throw at ropes, but Hammer holds on. Groose CLUBS away to force Hammer to the apron!
Hammer fights with Groose, but Groose ROCKS Hammer with another forearm! Groose turns Hammer around to have him on the ropes. Groose holds up his fist and fans fire up! BEATS OF THE THUNDER DRUM! Fans count along, Groose gets to nine, then winds up for TEN! Hammer sputters and fans are thunderous. Groose runs side to side, and he BLASTS Hammer off the apron and to the floor! The Good, the Bad and the Studly win!!
Winners: Groose, Tingle & Ladrona (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)
The first two teams out were the last two teams standing, and in the end, The Skyfall Stud showed the most heart! Will Groose, Ladrona & Tingle soon be the King, Queen and Jack of the Trios Division? Or will the UnderWorld Order hold onto the gold?
HPW Goddess Championship: Midna VS Aveil!
The “Twilight Princess Double Header” begins, and it’s ladies first as she starts against the Desert Flower! Will Aveil bring some gold back to the Gerudo Sisterhood? Or will Midna make it past the first hurdle?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and Midna puts herself to the test!
The bell rings and fans rally up already. The two circle, and Aveil offers a handshake. Midna smiles and accepts, and fans cheer the sportsmanship. The two circle again, feel out the grapple, and Aveil shoots around to waistlock. Midna pries at the hold, wrenches free and has a wristlock. Aveil reaches for ropes but Midna keeps her away from them. Aveil spins, wrenches back, hammerlocks then headlocks. Midna throws a hard body shot, then slips out the back to headlock Aveil. Midna grinds Aveil, hits a takeover, but Aveil headscissors. Midna kips free, Aveil reverses roles with a headlock takeover of her own.
Midna headscissors, Aveil kips free, and the two stand off. Fans applaud as the two reset. They feel out another grapple, Midna avoids Aveil shooting in this time, and the two keep circling. Aveil goes for a leg, Midna blocks her with a facelock and sprawl. Midna pulls on the facelock, throws knees, then suplexes Aveil up and over! Midna floats to a cover, TWO! Midna keeps on Aveil with a chinlock. Fans rally as Aveil endures and Midna leans on the hold. Aveil fights up, throws body shots, but Midna knees low again. Midna whips Aveil to a corner, runs in, but into an elbow! Aveil goes up to CROSSBODY, but Midna catches her!
Midna carries Aveil around with a big smile, and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Aveil tumbles out of the ring while fans fire up. Midna goes to the ropes and takes aim. Midna PLANCHAS but Aveil slides in! Aveil builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Midna hits railing! Fans fire up with Aveil and she puts Midna in the ring. Aveil goes to a corner and climbs up, but Midna hits the ropes to trip her up! Midna then hurries up after Aveil, brings Aveil up, but Aveil fights the superplex with body shots! Aveil throws forearm after forearm, then a HEADBUTT! Midna staggers back, Aveil adjusts, and CROSSBODIES! Direct hit this time!
Fans rally up and Aveil waits on Midna to get up. Midna sits up, Aveil runs in, but Midna ducks the Penalty Kick to roll Aveil up! TWO, and Aveil SHOTGUNS Midna down! Aveil hurries to the cover, TWO! Midna gets to a corner while fans fire up. Aveil smirks and eggs Midna on. Midna frowns and stands up, and the two circle again. They approach, and Aveil KICKS Midna in the leg! Midna walks that off, swings on Aveil but Aveil ducks to throw body shots. Aveil ROCKS Midna with a left hand! Fans fire up, Aveil whips Midna to a corner, then runs in, only to be put on the apron. Midna swings but Aveil counter punches her!
Midna staggers back, Aveil aims, springboards, MISSILE DROPKICK! Aveil kips up while fans fire up, and she storms over to Midna. Midna sits back up, Aveil KICKS her in the chest! And KICKS! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! Aveil powers up, but Midna ducks the buzzsaw! Midna rolls Aveil up again, Aveil rolls through, but into a DDT! Aveil gets spiked! Fans fire up as Midna drags Aveil to a drop zone then goes up the corner! TWISTED TWILIGHT!! Cover, TWO?!? Aveil survives and Midna is shocked! Midna asks referee Maron Ron Ron about the count but Maron says it was fair. Fans rally up for Aveil while Midna goes back after her.
Midna stands Aveil up to CHOP her! Aveil goes to ropes, and Midna storms up to CHOP her again! And CHOP again! Fans “WOO~!” and Midna whips Aveil to ropes. Aveil ducks ‘n’ dodges ‘n’ slides to ROLLING ELBOW! Aveil reels Midna in for a SAIDO! Fans fire up, Aveil roars, but Midna rises?! Aveil runs, right into a SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!! Midna grows frustrated but fans fire up again! Midna stalks Aveil as she stirs. Aveil slowly sits up, Midna runs in, but Aveil ducks the Twilight Sleep! Midna staggers up, Aveil reels her in, BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO! Fans are thunderous while Aveil is furious!
“This is Awesome!” as Aveil stalks Midna now. Aveil full nelsons Midna, but Midna fights the lift! Midna claws at the full nelson but Aveil holds tight. Aveil tries the lift again but Midna still fights it. Midna kicks off ropes and they fall back! Midna rolls back to a cover, TWO!! Aveil lets go in time, but Midna BOOTS her down! Fans fire up again while Midna scowls. Midna aims from behind Aveil again while fans rally up. Aveil sits up, into TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cover, Midna wins!
Winner: Midna, by pinfall (still HPW Goddess Champion)
The Desert Flower wilts in the Twilight, and Midna holds onto this belt! But wait, her other challenger is already making his entrance? Lupay and the Faces of Evil aren’t letting Midna rest for one second! Is the Wild Wolfos going to pounce while his prey is tired?
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Midna VS Lupay w/ The Faces of Evil!
The Twilight Princess has made it through the first half but here comes part two! Will Midna still be HPW’s Double Champion? Or will she only go 50-50?
The introductions are made, this belt is raised, and we see how much Midna has left in the tank!
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally for Midna but Harlequin boos and gives thumbs down right at ringside. Midna and Lupay approach, feel things out, and knuckle lock. Midna breaks one and wrenches the other to wrangle Lupay down. Lupay pulls hair and referee Maron reprimands but Lupay’s already brought Midna down. Lupay has the arm now, double knuckle lock cover, ONE as Midna gets an arm up. Lupay puts that arm down, ONE as Midna gets the other arm up. Lupay pushes that down, TWO as Midna bridges! Lupay jumps on but Midna stays up! Lupay sweeps the legs to cover again, TWO as Midna bridges again!
Lupay jumps over Midna and stands her back up to then cross the arms and arm-drag her to a corner. Lupay runs in to SPLASH! Then he pushes Midna down and goes up the corner. Midna gets up, Lupay AX HANDLES her down! Lupay howls but fans boo, and Lupay puts Midna back in a corner. Lupay CLAWS Midna’s back! Fans boo and Maron reprimands while Midna writhes, but Lupay stomps Midna down. Lupay stomps a mudhole, digs his boot in, but lets off as Maron counts 4. Lupay then drags Midna up, scoops her, but Midna slips free. Midna ROCKS Lupay, whips him to a corner, but Lupay goes up and over.
Lupay keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges and CROSSBODIES! But Midna rolls through! Midna carries Lupay, but Harlequin gets on the apron! Maron reprimands and fans boo, but Glutko gets up on the other apron! Midna SMACKS him with Lupay’s feet! But Militron trips Midna! She falls back with Lupay on top of her! Lupay shouts to Maron, she counts the cover, TWO! Midna is mad now and she fires off on Lupay! Lupay gets in the ropes for defense, Maron counts and Midna backs off. The FOE complain but she tells them to shut up. Lupay bails out and regroups with The FOE, Harlequin fanning him off.
Maron tells Lupay to get back in the ring, as does Midna, and The FOE coach Lupay up. Lupay slides in, he and Midna circle again, and fans rally up. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, go around, and Lupay pulls hair again! Maron reprimands as Lupay puts Midna against ropes. Lupay lets go of Midna’s hair but he doesn’t back off. Maron counts, Lupay slowly lets off, and fans applaud the clean break. But then Lupay kicks Midna low! Fans boo, Lupay snapmares Midna into a chinlock. Midna endures as Lupay digs his knee into her back. Lupay fishhooks Midna’s mouth to make her smile!
Maron reprimands, Lupay lets off, but then he JAMS his knee into Midna’s back! He grabs the arms to now have a motorcycle stretch. Midna endures again and fans rally up. Midna fights up, but Lupay lets the arms go to throw Midna down by her hair! Maron reprimands and fans boo but Lupay soaks up the heat. Lupay goes back to Midna while she clutches her head. The damage done by Aveil is coming into play as Lupay wraps on another chinlock. Lupay leans on the hold but fans rally up. Midna reaches out for ropes but Lupay turns her away from them. Midna fights up again, and throws body shots.
Lupay CLUBS Midna on the back! Then he picks her up for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Midna hangs tough and fans rally up. The FOE coach Lupay up, and he stomps Midna to ropes. Lupay CHOKES Midna on the ropes, Maron counts and fans boo. Lupay lets off at 4 and argues with Maron, but that allows Harlequin to SLAP Midna! Fans boo more, but Midna is pissed! Midna rushes out after Harlequin but he runs to hide behind Militron! Midna dares him to do something, it’ll get Lupay disqualified. But speaking of Lupay, he slides out and RAMS Midna into barriers! Fans boo but Lupay just howls to the moon.
Lupay brings Midna around, whips, but Midna reverses! Lupay hits barriers now! Midna grits her teeth, runs in and BOOTS Lupay over the barriers! Fans lose their minds as Lupay falls right at their feet! The FOE protest but Midna tells them to shut up. Midna drags Lupay up and over the barrier to then put back in the ring. Fans cheer and Midna aims from the corner. Lupay sits up, but Harlequin gets on the apron while shouting, “LOOK OUT!” Fans boo, Maron reprimands, and Midna runs over to BOOT Harlequin down! Fans cheer, and Maron tells The FOE that they’re EJECTED! Fans cheer even more!
The FOE are upset, but the fans sing “HEY HEY HEY~! Good-bye~!” The FOE reluctantly go around the ring and to the ramp, shouting the whole way, but Midna just goes back to Lupay. Midna CHOPS Lupay, CHOPS him again, then whips. Lupay reverses, to reel Midna in for a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Midna sputters, Lupay reels her in for a T-BONE SUPLEX! Fans boo but Lupay howls again. Midna flounders to a corner, Lupay goes to the opposite. Lupay runs in, STINGER SPLASH! Lupay puts Midna in the drop zone and hurries up top! FULL MOONSAULT, but onto knees! Midna saves herself at the last second!
Fans are thunderous while Lupay sputters and writhes. Midna aims from the corner again, waits on Lupay to sit up, TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cover, Midna wins!!
Winner: Midna, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)
Midna passes the test! She clears the Twilight Princess Double Header with both belts! It was hard fought, but will it only get harder from here?
Tick-tock, tick-tock, the hands move on the face of a clock.
It’s the Termina Clock Tower! And then, it transitions into the HPW Termina Championship, around the waist of Ganon. The camera pans up to look at Ganon, and zooms out to show he’s already in Termina’s capital of Clock Town. He stands in front of the Clock Tower, and Onox walks over. Ganon says, “About time you showed up.” Onox says, “Clever. But good of you to show up at all.” Ganon was happy to, he’s never been to Termina. Plus, he wants to see the sights before “the big night.” The camera then looks to a poster on the wall. Termina Velocity returns on July 4th! And headlining the night will be Ganon VS Onox for the HPW Termina Championship!
Onox says, “The clock is ticking. Enjoy what time you have left with that title, because the next time you visit, it’ll be staying here.” Ganon chuckles as Onox turns to leave, then says, “You better enjoy the time you have left, before I retire you.” Onox stops to look back over his shoulder, but also chuckles. Onox keeps walking, and Ganondorf looks up at the clock as it’s about to strike high noon. Who will be standing after this big time dream match?
HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Link VS Zelda VS Fin Balure VS Majora!
Darkness looms over the HPW landscape with the Hero’s Shadow as Triforce Champion. But there is a glimmer of hope that the light will return, depending on who wins here tonight. Will the Hero of Hyrule earn another match with his brother? Will the Princess of Hyrule move on to a new title? Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla take aim on behalf of Arrow Club? Or will the Monster Mask bring along a new darkness?
Link is sticking with his classic green tights, the ones he wore in the Triforce Tournament. Zelda brings out a new white version of her Sheik gear, with black Sheikah eye and other highlights. Fin sticks with the same arrow patterned gear we saw him in before, and Majora… Well, it’s hard to say if he’s ever really wearing clothing, but he looks the same as he did during the Triforce Tournament Finals. The fans rally between Link and Zelda, and maybe a handful for Fin, but no one is cheering Majora. The bell rings, and the others are wary of Majora. Majora storms up, Fin bails out while Zelda and Link go after Majora.
Fans fire up as Link and Zelda throw hands and back Majora down to ropes. They double whip, but Majora breaks through the double clotheslines and then DOUBLE LARIATS them! Fans boo, but then Fin jumps onto Majora with a SLEEPER! Fans are torn but still more cheers than jeers for Fin. Majora reaches back, throws Fin off, but Link SUPERKICKS Majora! Majora stays up, which surprises Link, so he SUPERKICKS again! Majora staggers back, Zelda runs up to CHOP BLOCK a leg out! Majora drops to a knee, Link SUPERKICKS! Zelda BUZZSAWS! Link and Zelda each get an arm, DOUBLE LIGHT- NO, Majora yanks Zelda and Link into each other!
Majora barrels into both Link and Zelda, pushes them into the ropes, and then comes back to DOUBLE BACK DROP! Fans boo while Link and Zelda tumble away. But Fin returns to CHOP Majora! Majora just glares at Fin, but Fin CHOPS again! Majora blocks Fin’s next chop, whips Fin to a corner, then runs in to SPLASH! Majora brings Fin around to toss out of the ring, then goes out after him. Majora RAMS Fin into railing! Then he suplexes Finn to the floor! Majora keeps moving and he CLOBBERS Zelda! And he POUNCES Link onto the announce desk! Rusl’s drink goes everywhere as he and Link fall over!
Fans lose their minds, but plenty boo, and Majora just soaks it all up. Majora goes back to Zelda, puts her in the ring, then storms in to stalk her. Majora reels Zelda into a wheelbarrow, but Zelda fights the lift, only for Majora to fight the victory roll. Majora brings Zelda up again but Zelda hooks a leg. Zelda pries the waistlock and drop toeholds, but Majora only drops to a knee. Zelda grabs an arm, CLUBS away on the shoulder, but Majora throws a heavy body shot! Zelda sputters, Majora whips her to ropes, then scoops her for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Zelda shows her toughness but Majora looms over her.
Majora gives her toying kicks and eggs Zelda on while the fans rally up. Zelda scowls as she sits up, and Majora scuffs her in the face. Majora gives more kicks, and Zelda grabs the leg! Majora tries to shake her off and he even CLUBS her on the back, but she still DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Majora barks in pain and hobbles, and Zelda stalks up behind him again. Zelda runs in but Majora avoids the chop block! Zelda gets back up and Majora mule kicks her. Majora runs, but Fin drags Zelda out of the ring! Fin gets in the ring to SHOTGUN Majora! Majora staggers around, Fin runs in to CHOP Majora against ropes!
Fin whips, Majora reverses, and Fin WRECKS Zelda with a dropkick! Majora storms over, Fin gets around, Majora holds ropes to block the roll-up! Fin avoids Majora’s stomp, has hold of a leg and JAMS the knee joint! Majora clutches that leg, Fin rolls Majora up now, TWO! Zelda trips Fin now and drags him out! Zelda ROCKS Fin with a forearm! Link springboards in to FLYING KNEE Majora! He keeps moving and he DIVES onto Zelda and Fin at the ramp! Fans fire up with Link, he goes back to the apron and aims at Majora again. Link springboards again to MISSILE DROPKICK Majora down!
Fans fire up, Majora is in a drop zone and Link hurries to a corner. Link climbs, aims, FIRE ARROW! Direct hit! Cover, TWO! Link goes back up, but Fin goes after him from the outside! Fin trips Link into a Tree of Woe! Fin then climbs up over Link, aims at Majora, COUP DE- NO, Majora moves! Fin lands on his feet but he hobbles, and Majora SHOTGUNS Fin into Link in the corner! Fin sits down, trapping Link, and Majora aims from the far corner. Majora runs corner to corner but Zelda also runs in! Majora CANNONBALLS Fin and Link and Zelda dropkicks them all! Fans fire up again as Zelda drags Majora to a cover, TWO!
Fans rally while Zelda stomps Majora and drags Fin up. But Fin cradle counters! TWO!! Fin almost caught Zelda there! Fin swings but Zelda bobs ‘n’ weaves then SOBATS! Front kick! DROPKICK! Fans fire up but then Majora picks Zelda right up for a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Majora covers, but Link ICE ARROWS it apart! Fans are thunderous as all four people are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stands up and he drags Fin up. Link ROCKS Fin, then CHOPS, then whips, but Fin reverses. Link denies the slingblade and shoves Fin away, but then the SLINGBLADE hits after all! Zelda storms up but Fin blocks her kick!
Fin ducks the enziguri but not the REWIND HEEL! Fin staggers, into a POISON-RANA! Fin flops out of the ring, Link gets back up, but Zelda ducks his clothesline and gives him a HYLIAN KISS headbutt! Link wobbles but stays up, Zelda gets around to chicken wing, but Link fights the takedown for the Impa Lock! Link pries the chinbar away, but Majora runs in! Link moves and Majora SPEARS Zelda!! Everyone, including Link, is shocked! Fans chant “YOU EFFED UP! YOU EFFED UP!” at Link, and he looks around all flustered. Majora storms up, but Link kicks him in the leg. But Majora UPPERCUTS him down!
Fin watches carefully as Majora drags Link up. Majora UPPERCUTS Link to put him in the corner, then he stomps a mudhole in! But Fin drags Zelda from the corner to cover! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts, Majora notices and lets off Link, TWO!! Zelda survives, Majora still storms over and he stands Fin up to CHOP! Fin sputters and falls into a corner, and Majora stomps him now. Link grits his teeth as he gets up to storm after Majora. Majora digs his boot into Fin, but turns his head around to see Link! He’s like an owl, his head doing a 180! Link still ROCKS Majora with a forearm! Fans fire up as Link fires off shots against the ropes!
Link whips Majora, Majora reverses but Link ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS Majora! A bit of a rough tumble for Majora out of the ring, but Link doesn’t let off! Link builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Majora is sent into the railing! Link gets back in the ring, keeps moving, and he DIVES again! Another direct hit and Majora’s sent back into railing! Link puts Majora in the ring, runs again, and MASTER SWORDS! Cover, but Fin breaks it! Fin drags Link into the dragon sleeper, but then Zelda gets Fin’s free arm in the chicken wing! IMPA LOCK, but Fin holds onto Link in the dragon sleeper as a submission hold!
Fans are thunderous again, Link kicks his way back to a double cover! TWO!! Zelda and Fin barely let go in time, they all scramble to their feet, and Majora SMACKS Link in the back with a chair! Fans boo as Majora JAMS Fin in the gut! And SMACKS him on the back! Zelda kicks the chair out of Majora’s hands to then kick Majora low. Zelda picks up the chair to SMACK Majora on the back! Majora drops to his knees, and then Zelda SMACKS him again! Zelda puts the chair under Majora’s head to SMACK him off it! Majora is down, fans fire up, and Zelda runs, to HANDSPRING LEG DROP on the chair!
Fans lose their minds over that while Zelda pushes Majora over for a cover. TWO?!?! Majora survives and everyone is shocked! Seems he really is a monster! Link is looking under the ring, and “Nana nana, nana nana, nana nana, nana nana… NA NA NA NAAA~!” He brings out a TABLE! Fans fire up as Link sets that up ringside. Link coordinates with Zelda and she kicks Majora to the apron. Link gets on the apron and drags Majora up. Link CLUBS away on Majora, then brings him up. Link facelocks, but Majora resists the suplex! Majora throws body shots, then picks Link up! But Fin CHOPS Majora on the back!
Link lands back on the apron and Zelda HOTSHOTS Majora! Link and Fin work together to get Majora up, and they DOUBLE POWERBOMB Majora through the table!! Fans lose their minds again while the other three stand tall! Link and Zelda high-five, and then Link high-fives Fin. Only for Fin to clothesline Link into the ring! Fans boo, Zelda storms up but Fin GAMANGIRIS her away! Fin runs in, and he SLINGBLADES Zelda! And he SLINGBLADES Link! Fin flexes while fans are torn, and Fin sees he has targets in opposite corners. Fin runs in to CHOP Link! Then he runs corner to corner to CHOP Zelda!
Fin runs back at Link but Link MASTER SWORDS him first! Zelda SCREW HIGH KICKS Link! Fans fire up as Zelda covers Link, TWO! Zelda covers Fin, TWO! Fin and Link sit up, Zelda KICKS Link in the chest! Then KICKS Fin in the chest! Back and forth she KICKS Link with her right leg, and KICKS Fin with her left leg! Fans chant “YES!” with every KICK! Zelda then powers up and aims at Fin, but he ducks the buzzsaw! Fin rolls Zelda up, ONE as Link rolls Fin up! ONE as Zelda rolls Link up! TWO and Zelda is sent into Fin! Link runs in, Zelda sends Fin at Link, and Link sunset flips! But Fin rolls through to basement dropkick!
Zelda runs in to PENALTY KICK Fin! Cover, but Link drags Zelda off! Zelda gets up in Link’s face but he doesn’t back down. Zelda CHOPS him! Link brushes off his chest and stares Zelda down. Zelda CHOPS Link again! Link doesn’t back down, so Zelda CHOPS him again! And again! And again! Link fireman’s carries her! Zelda kicks free, goes for the chicken wing, but Link arm-drags Zelda away! Fin SHOTGUNS Link out of the ring! Zelda mule kicks Fin and pump handles, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Zelda almost snatches this one! Fin CHOPS Zelda, whips, but Zelda reverses, and Fin WRECKS Link with a dropkick!
Zelda runs in, Fin dodges and CHOPS again! Fin bumps Zelda off buckles, reels her in, DEPTH- NO, Zelda fights the suplex! Zelda throws body shots, wrenches out, reels Fin in, but Fin fights the chicken wing! Fin arm-drags Zelda away, storms up on her, but she KICKS him in the leg! And middle kick! And SOBAT! But Fin ducks the enziguri, disrupting the Bolero of Fire! Fin dragon sleepers, inverted suplex, BLOODY SUNDAY! Cover, LINK BREAKS IT IN TIME!! Fans are thunderous while everyone is down and this match continues! Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow!
Link, Fin and Zelda all sit up, and fans rally as they all glare at each other. Fin punches Link, so Link punches Fin back! Fin CHOPS Zelda, Zelda forearms Fin! Zelda CHOPS Link, Link grits his teeth, and he CHOPS Fin! Fin forearms Link, Zelda CHOPS Fin, Link CHOPS Fin! The three of them stand, Fin forearms Link! Link forearms Fin! Fin forearms Zelda! Zelda forearms Link! Link CHOPS Fin! Fin CHOPS Link! Link ROCKS Fin! Zelda CHOPS Link! Link CHOPS Fin! Fin and Zelda both look at each other and then at Link. They ask why he’s only hitting Fin! Link looks at Zelda, but isn’t sure what to say.
Zelda tilts her head as she says, “Link.” He tilts his head with an exasperated expression, and she again says, “Link.” She says they talked about this beforehand. They’re opponents, he can hit her. Link frowns, Zelda pushes him and tells him to hit her. Link puts his hands on his hips but she pushes him again. “Come on. Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Hit me! I’m here! Hit me!” Link goes from annoyed to frustrated to upset, and he CHOPS Fin! He still couldn’t do it! Link fires off on Fin with more CHOPS and forearms while Zelda just sighs and hangs her head. Link whips but Fin reverses, and sends him into Zelda!
Zelda and Link fall over, and Fin hurries to drag Link back up! DEPTH CHARGE!! Fin WRECKS Zelda out of the ring with a dropkick, and then he hurries up a corner! But Majora rises up?!? Majora SHOVES Fin off the corner! Fin hits off the apron before hitting the floor! Majora then aims at Link from the corner! Link rises up slowly, Majora runs in, TORPEDO MAJORA!!! Cover, MAJORA WINS!!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Triforce Championship)
Fans are furious that the Monster Mask took advantage! Majora flips everyone off as he now stands the next challenger to the Triforce Champion! It will be another battle of darkness for the top title, who will be left standing when they reach Terminal Velocity?
My Thoughts:
I feel really good about this one. Well, I was still torn on who should win that main event, but it just feels too soon for Link and Kage to meet again. Link winning again would make him a three-time Triforce Champion in a span of three years, it feels like how NXT booked Face Bron Breakker. And we got three Face wins in the other matches, so Majora is the one Heel who got something. Plus, c’mon, Termina? Majora’s Mask? This has been a long time coming for HPW. Link, Fin, Zelda, they can all get their opportunities down the line.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 71
Another year, another epic way to celebrate HPW’s Triforce Anniversary! Will Zelda finally become Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil; Aveil wins.
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Majora wins and retains the title.
- 21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal: Yunobo wins and will challenge for the Death Mountain Championship.
- HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird; Ganon wins and will challenge for the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda; Zelda wins and becomes the new Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Anniversaries are always important dates to remember, but they aren’t always accompanied with fond memories. For the Hero of Hyrule, Link, he was the inaugural HPW Triforce Champion. But that meant there had to be two who lost that match: Ganon and Zelda. But now, there’s a chance the dynamic could flip upside-down! Ganon is back in the Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals, though through a very controversial assist. Will he finally win the trophy? Or will someone trump the Gerudo Ace? As for the Princess of Hyrule, she’s going all in, making this her last chance at the world title! Will Zelda finally stand at the pinnacle of HPW?
As for the other 21 stars that lost in this year’s tournament, they all converge in the traditional battle royal! All 21 are fighting for gold, and they can have their pick! Death Mountain Championship? Termina Championship? Goddess Championship? Whoever wins can pick one of those out as their target! And while those 21 go for gold, Majora has issued an Open Challenge for the Million Rupee Championship! Many are eager to challenge for it, but the only catch is… they must face the MOON MADNESS! A new stipulation every three minutes, you’d have to be crazy to try! Who will risk their mind and body for a taste of glory?
But first! All this gold means nothing when there’s a grudge to settle! The Dame of the Dunes beat Buliara & Riju, but will she complete the trifecta? Or will Aveil avenge the Gerudo Sisterhood? The HPW Triforce Anniversary special in Central Hyrule starts now!
Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil!
The Gerudo Sisterhood grudge has reached the trilogy! But while the Dame of the Dunes is 2-0, she’s run into the Desert Flower! Will Tali punctuate the third act with another victory? Or will it be “third time’s the charm” in slapping some sense into her?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Aveil. Tali is annoyed as she and Aveil slowly circle. They feel things out, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Tali THROWS Aveil down! Tali slaps Aveil around and talks some smack, “You think you can stand in the ring with me?” Aveil gets up in a huff and Tali eggs her on. They circle and tie up again, Aveil gets around to kick Tali’s leg out! Then Aveil returns that head slap! Tali is seething as she stands up, and the two tie up again. Tali powers Aveil to a corner, but Aveil goes up and around to arm-drag Tali way! Aveil runs, dodges and handsprings! Tali gets clear but Aveil comes back to dropkick her down!
The fans fire up as Tali staggers to her feet. Aveil throws forearms and CHOPS, then whips Tali corner to corner. Tali reverses, Aveil goes up, but Tali catches her! Tali pops Aveil over into the shoulder rack, but Aveil sunset flips through! Tali stays up, YANKS Aveil back up and whips her to ropes, to then run her over! The fans boo while Tali dusts herself off, letting the “dust” fall on Aveil. Tali runs but Aveil stays low. Tali jumps over the dropdown, Aveil hurdles over Tali! Tali comes back, blocks Aveil’s kick, then FLIPS Aveil! Aveil lands on her feet, and ROCKS Tali! Tali staggers, Aveil DROPKICKS her out of the ring!
The fans fire up with Aveil as she builds speed! Aveil DIVES into a FOREARM! Shabonne cheers as Aveil flops onto the apron. Tali drags Aveil into an Electric Chair Lift! Tali then SLAMS Aveil on the apron! Aveil sputters and falls back while the fans boo, but Tali soaks up the heat. Tali drags Aveil back up, puts her in the ring, then takes her time soaking up more heat. Tali storms up the steel steps and into the ring as Shabonne hypes her up as the “Alpha Female.” Tali stalks Aveil to the corner, then stands her up for body shots! The ref counts but Tali tells him to leave her alone. Tali goes back to Aveil, who fires a flurry of forearms!
Tali throws more body shots back, then CLUBS Aveil down! Tali looms over Aveil, drags her up by her gear, then HIP DROPS her back down. Tali then wraps Aveil up in body scissors to squeeze! The fans rally for Aveil as she endures. Aveil pries at the legs but Tali holds on tight. Aveil pushes back for a cover, TWO and Tali still has Aveil in the squeeze. Aveil fights with elbows, then turns around and throws more forearms! The fans fire up as Aveil fires off with fury! Tali sets Aveil free and the two go to opposite corners. Aveil runs in, Tali moves, and Aveil hits buckles! Tali picks up Aveil for an atomic FACEBUSTER!
Tali stomps Aveil around, dares her to get up, and the fans rally up. Tali reels Aveil in and suplexes her! Tali holds Aveil up, but Aveil cradle counters! ONE and Tali rocks it back, then she deadlift suplexes Aveil to SLAM her down! Cover, TWO!! Aveil survives but just barely! Tali seethes but keeps her focus and she drags Aveil up again. Tali clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Aveil endures as Tali clamps on with a hand to the ribs! Fans rally, Aveil fights the hold, shifts around and throws body shots. Aveil powers Tali to a corner, but Tali CLUBS Aveil’s back! Tali hoists Aveil to the top rope, and ROCKS her with a haymaker!
Tali climbs up to join Aveil, brings her up to the very top, but Aveil fights out and slips under! Aveil YANKS Tali’s arm to bump her off buckles! Aveil then hops up to get behind Tali! Fans rally as Aveil waistlocks Tali, for a SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Aveil and Tali stir, and they again go to opposite corners. Aveil drags herself up, runs in, and hits an ELBOW! Aveil reels Tali in and underhooks, but Tali BACKDROPS free! But Aveil lands on her feet! SHOTEI! Wheelbarrow and victory roll to DOUBLE STOMP! Aveil adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous, and Tali’s ear is busted open from that shot! Aveil shows no mercy and goes after that side with a CROSSFACE! Tali endures, moves as best as she can, rolls to a cover, TWO! Tali BOOTS Aveil down! Tali checks her nose but that’s not what’s bleeding. She checks her ear and finds plenty of blood, that she then turns into war paint on her cheek. Tali drags Aveil up, but Aveil grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! And another, and another, and another! The fans fire up, Aveil then wrenches and hits an ARMBAR DDT! Tali crawls to ropes, shakes the bad arm, but Aviel runs to dropkick the arm!
Tali clutches her elbow but she refuses to let this end here! Tali scoops Aveil, but Aveil gets to the apron! Aveil ducks a punch to HOTSHOT the arm! Tali falls and writhes on the mat. Aveil grabs the arm to SLAM it over and over and over again on the apron! Shabonne freaks out but Tali refuses to quit. Aveil joins Tali on the apron, and Tali throws haymakers with the good arm! Aviel returns fire, then she grabs the bad arm! There’s a moment of fear on Tali’s face! Aveil WRINGS the arm into the apron! Tali shouts in pain as she falls to the floor! But Aveil is right after the bad arm again! Aveil drags Tali up and whips her into the steel steps, bad arm first!
Tali shouts in pain again while she slumps back down. Aveil catches her breath, then storms up on Tali. Aveil CLUBS Tali, goes after the bad arm again, and has an ARMBAR! The ref counts, this won’t matter outside the ring anyway! Aveil lets go at 4, Tali scrambles away into into the ring. Aveil slides in and is still after the bad arm! Aveil grabs the arm and grinds it down with an armlock. Tali endures, fights her way up, but Aveil ROUNDHOUSES her down! Aveil covers, ONE, but she’s after the arm again! Tali does her best to resist but Aveil stomps her! Aveil SLAMS the arm down on the mat, then goes up top! But Tali trips her up!
Tali grits her teeth through the pain and she ROCKS Aveil with a right hand! Tali climbs up to join Aveil, works to get the bad arm moving, but she CLUBS away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil up, Aveil fights the superplex, but Tali clubs away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil back up, and hits the SUPERPLEX! But she can’t make the cover right away! Shabonne coaches Tali as she crawls over, covers with one good arm, TWO!! Aveil survives again and Tali is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Tali grits her teeth and she drags Aveil up. Aveil throws a haymaker! Tali gives it back! They throw shots back and forth as they stand, and fans fire up!
Aveil fires up to throw right hand after right hand, but Tali blocks one, spins Aveil for a cravat, and fires KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! Tali then snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tali scowls as she gets back up and looms over Aveil. Tali gets the legs, ties them up, and with one good arm puts on a CLOVERLEAF! Aveil endures, but Tali SWINGS her around! Aveil endures even now, and Tali steps back over! Aveil endures, crawls, reaches out, claws at the mat, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Tali lets go at 4. Tali is frustrated, but she deadlift gut wrenches! But Aveil flails, swings and arm-drags Tali into an ARMBAR!!
The fans fire up, Shabonne freaks out, but Tali clasps hands! Aveil CLUBS away on the grip! Tali moves around, stacks Aveil to a cover, ONE, and Tali deadlifts again! But Shirai PULLS on the bad arm and wrangles Tlai back down! Tali kicks around and gets her legs on the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Aveil lets go quickly and gets moving! Tali ducks the Tiger Feint Kick! Aveil spins and stumbles, but she dodges Tali’s lariat to fire SHOTEI after SHOTEI after SHOTEI! Tali stumbles into the ropes, Shirai runs in, TIGER FEINT! The fans fire up, Aveil goes up top, and Tali stands into a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Tali survives and Shabonne can breathe again! But fans rally back up as Tali goes to a corner. Aveil runs in, METEORA!
Tali sputters, Aveil drags her into the drop zone, and Aveil goes up top! OVER THE MOON- NO! Tali moves and then LARIATS Aveil inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Aveil’s still in this and Tali’s losing her cool! Tali stomps away on Aveil but the fans boo. Tali drags Aveil back up and gut wrenches for the shoulder rack! Aveil turns over and turns it into a REVERSE DDT! Both women are down again and fans are electric! Tali crawls to the apron, Aveil spots her, and Aviel runs up! SUNSET FLIP- NO, Tali grabs the ropes to fight the bomb! The fans rally, Shabonne freaks out, but Aveil pries her free from the ropes! POWERBOMB through the announce desk!!!
Fans lose their minds and commentary is completely shocked! Aveil staggers to her feet, and she leaves Tali behind in the wreckage. Tali stirs, Shabonne shouts at her to get up, but we’re already at 4 of 10. Tali as the ring count passes 5! Tali fumbles and stumbles at 7, stands at 8! Tali lunges in at 9.9! But Aveil is OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, AVEIL WINS!!
Winner: Aveil, by pinfall
The Gerudo grudge finale is a true epic! Justice has been served on- OH NO, SHABONNE CLOBBERS AVEIL! Shabonne is furious as she shouts at Aveil, “This is what I’ve been talking about! You just keep holding her back! You just keep getting in her way! Tali would be on top of the world by now if not for you!” The fans boo but did Shabonne confess she got in Tali’s ear? Is Shabonne the reason Tali put herself ahead of the group? Tali slowly gets back up, and Shabonne drags Aveil up. Shabonne feeds Aveil to Tali’s gut wrench! DOMINATOR!! Shabonne helps Tali get up again, and they stand over Aveil. Tali still went 2-1, will she rise to the top of HPW by force?
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS ???
The Monster Mask took this belt back for the UnderWorld Order, still cheating Kevin Gibdo even though it was all No Disqualifications style matches. But now, he’ll have to put his money where his mouth is, facing a mystery opponent! Will Majora regret making such a gamble? Or will he still be worth his weight in gold?
Everyone watches the ramp for Majora’s opponent, and out walks Chancellor Cole? Well, he surely can’t be the one, but “Ladies and gentlemen,” he gives his introduction as “the Special Counsel for The Man with the Iron Claw, who will soon adorn it with the most lavish title in the land! That man is none other than BYRRRNE…! LOKOMAAA~!” Obviously that’s who Cole was bringing along. The introductions don’t really need to be made, but the belt is raised, and the gamble begins with the first spin of the wheel! They start with… FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Falls Count Anywhere!
Well that makes this easy. Not only can these two do anything, they can go anywhere! The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Majora and Byrne feel things out, then Majora kicks Byrne low! The fans boo while Majora headlocks. Majora grinds Byrne, but Byrne throws body shots. Byrne powers up and out, but Majora runs him over! The fans boo but Majora soaks up that heat. Byrne bails out, Cole coaches him up, but Majora builds speed, slides out, and LARIATS Byrne down! The fans boo but Majora tells them to shut up. Majora drags Byrne up, brings him around to the desk, and fakes smacking Byrne off the top.
Rusl tells Majora not to mess around. But also, he wouldn’t mind if Byrne ate table, referencing when Byrne was calling him out from last year. Majora whips Byrne hard into barriers! Byrne falls in a heap, the fans boo, but Majora storms up on Byrne. Majora stomps Byrne, drags him up, and brings him around to whip into more barriers! The fans boo more, but Majora goes looking under the ring. Fans chant for tables, but Majora brings out a chair instead. The fans boo as he holds it up, and also flips them off. Majora storms over to Byrne, JAMS him up, and then SMACKS him on the back! Fans boo while Byrne staggers away.
Majora stalks Byrne to the ramp, and fans boo more as Majora SMACKS Byrne again! Byrne falls over, Cole protests, but Majora threatens Cole now. Majora goes back to Byrne, but Byrne grabs the chair with his iron claw! The two fight over the chair, Majora swings Byrne into the post! Majora then takes aim, but Byrne dodges! Chair hits post and Majora is disarmed! Byrne then runs up to DECK Majora! The fans fire up, we’re under a minute, and Byrne grabs the chair. Byrne sits the chair up, drags Majora up with the IRON CLAW to his face, and aims for the chair! The fans count with the countdown as Byrne aims for the chair!
“THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The wheel spins again, right as Majora fights off the lift! Majora CLUBS Byrne’s arm, breaks free, and kicks low. Majora suplexes Byrne onto the chair! The wheel lands on… BULL ROPE MATCH!
Bull Rope Match!
The ring crew fetches the bull rope, the ref tells Majora to stop, but Majora drags Byrne up. Majora puts Byrne in the ring, covers, but the ref says no, they have to put the bull rope on first. Majora gets mad but these are technically the rules he established. Majora demands they bring the rope, the crewman gives the rope to the ref, and the ref gives Majora one end. Majora straps in while the ref checks on Byrne. Byrne sits up, the ref explains what’s going on, and Byrne takes the other end of the rope. Byrne straps in, the ref says now they can continue, and Majora reels Byrne in using the rope! LARIAT! The fans boo, Majora covers, TWO!
Majora drags Byrne around using the bull rope, then stands him up in a corner. Majora stomps a mudhole into Byrne, and he just keeps going! No disqualifications and all that. Majora stops after about 20 stomps, then roars while fans boo. Byrne sputters, Majora drags him up using the bull rope, and then scoops to SLAM him! Majora then gathers up the slack to LASH Byrne! Byrne writhes, the fans boo, but Majora LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes more, goes for the ring ropes, but Majora uses the bull rope to drag him back to center. Majora then winds up and LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes and spasms from the pain!
Majora soaks up the heat as the fans boo even more. Majora then sits Byrne up, wraps the bull rope around him, and CHOKES him! The fans boo, the ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. Byrne refuses to give up, so Majora stops choking him. Majora stands Byrne up, and he uses the rope to whip Byrne hard into a corner! Majora then uses the rope to swing and sends Byrne hard into another corner! Majora then reels Byrne in, scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Byrne stays in this, and we’re already under a minute on the countdown. Majora goes to a corner and takes aim as the fans rally up.
Byrne rises, Majora runs up, but Byrne ducks under Torpedo Majora! The fans fire up as Byrne uses the bull rope to drag Majora up into an IRON CLAW! And then an IRON CLAW SLEEPER, that shifts into an IRON CLAW COBRA TWIST! AKA Track Buckling! Majora flails as Byrne twists and bends him! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” Byrne then swings Majora into an URENAGE! AKA Off The Rails! Cover, TWO! Majora survives, the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again, and gives us… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
The ring crew now wheels out a casket and the fans fire up. Byrne frees his hand from the bull rope, but he still LASHES Majora with it! The fans fire up as Byrne LASHES Majora again and again and again! The casket reaches ringside, Byrne uses the rope to drag Majora, but Majora digs his heels in. They tug-o-war while Majora is still on the mat. Byrne stomps Majora! Byrne storms over to the casket, opens it up, but Majora LASHES Byrne on the back of the leg! Byrne hobbles and stumbles to a corner, and Majora LASHES him again! The fans boo, Majora gets his hand free of the rope, and he CHOKES Byrne again!
The fans boo more, but Majora drags Byrne out of the ring like that. Majora dumps Byrne on the ground, throws the rope aside, and goes to the casket. Majora nods as he brings it over, this was the stipulation that beat Kevin Gibdo. Majora drags Byrne up, but Byrne fires body shots! The fans fire up as that iron fist hits hard, and then Byrne scoops Majora! Majora flails to get free, and then he shoves Byrne down! Byrne falls into the casket! Majora grabs the lid, but Byrne gets his feet up to block! Majora pushes down on the lid but Byrne doesn’t give in! Majora stops with the lid to stomp Byrne. Byrne grabs Majora’s foot!
Byrne shoves Majora away, gets himself out of the casket, and ROCKS Majora! The lid falls shot, but Byrne brings Majora around with the IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW SLAM onto the casket! The fans go nuts as Majora is bent backwards! Majora slowly slumps off the casket, Byrne opens it up, and he drags Majora inside. Byrne slams the lid shut, but it doesn’t shut because it’s all busted up! Something about that impact has warped the frame! Cole shouts for a second casket and the ring crew hurries out. And this one’s solid Mahogany! The crew hurries as fast as they can with time running out for this stipulation!
Byrne drags Majora out of the busted casket and over to the second. Cole has the crew slow to a stop, and Cole even opens it up himself! But Majora BOOTS Cole! And he RAMS Byrne into barriers! The fans boo more, but now the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again and lands on… WOODWORK MATCH!
Woodwork Match!
Wait, what’s a Woodwork match? The ring announcer, Purah, is given a note. “In honor of the fifth anniversary, Majora introduces the Woodwork match. Any weapon is allowed, so long as it is made out of or contains wood.” Well, that second casket qualifies, doesn’t it? Majora picks Byrne up to SPINEBUSTER him on the wood casket! Byrne slumps to the floor, Majora drags Byrne up and puts him in the ring. Majora takes aim from a corner while the fans boo, and Byrne stands up into a TORPEDO MAJORA! Cover, Majora wins!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (still Million Rupee Champion)
Majora holds up the title, having brutalized the former Dark Horse. The fans boo, but wait, the lights go down! The tron turns on, and there’s a warped version of the UnderWorld Order’s theme playing as if in the distance. There’s backwards speech, and text appears on screen, as if typed backwards. It eventually reads, “The following atonement will be paid for by the uWo.” Then we get a replay of how Scaldera & Majora set that casket on fire back at HyruleMania! Then the tron goes to static before cutting out. The lights come back on, and is the wood casket opening on its own?! The fans go nuts as it’s KEVIN GIBDO!
His bandages are tattered, but there’s rage in his eyes as he rises out of the casket! Majora is frozen in place looking at this scene! Kevin storms up to the ring, and Majora scrambles out the other side! But Kevin grabs him by the foot! Kevin drags Majora back in, and he rains down fists on the back of Majora’s head! The fans are thunderous, Kevin lets off to grab the belt! Kevin aims at Majora, and CLOBBERS him with the belt! The fans fire up more as Majora is down! Kevin stands over him, holding up the belt. Will Kevin have his revenge on Majora and reign once again?
21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal!
Groose, Yunobo, Ashei, Odolwa, Donny B. Kool, Cia, Volga, Nabooru, the uWo’s Hollywood ReDead, Gomess & Grim Creeper, Arrow Club’s Fin Balure, Ruto, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito, The Dark Forces’ Ghirahim, Zant, Militron, Lupay & Harlequin, and even Gold Lynel. They all fell in the Triforce Tournament, but they all have a chance at redemption! Who will be the one that outlasts 20 to have their own golden opportunity?
The bell rings, and pretty much everyone looks at Gold Lynel. He’s the biggest and the baddest, so he finds himself surrounded by all 20 opponents. And then all 20 converge! The fans fire up as they all punch and kick and CLUB Lynel, but then he EXPLODES out! Lynel DECKS Groose, DECKS Donny, DECKS Volga, DECKS Zant, DECKS Gomess, and DECKS Lupay! Odolwa ROUNDHOUSES Lynel, Lynel staggers, but then he ROCKS Odolwa! Harlequin CROSSBODIES, but Lynel catches him! Lynel THROWS Harlequin up and out! Lynel ELIMINATES Harlequin! Fin CHOPS Lynel! Lynel HEADBUTTS Fin down! Zant jumps on for a SLEEPER!
The fans are actually cheering Zant for once, but Lynel reaches back, and he THROWS Zant over the ropes! Lynel ELIMINATES Zant! Lupay SUPERKICKS Lynel! Lynel shakes that off and glares at Lupay, then grabs him with both hands! Lynel THROWS Lupay out onto Harlequin and Zant! Lynel ELIMINATES Lupay! ReDead BOOTS Lynel! Ghirahim CHOPS Lynel! Lynel DECKS ReDead, but Yunobo RAMS Lynel! Lynel staggers, Scaly RAMS him! Militron RAMS Lynel, too! Yunobo, Scaly and Militron all run, TRIPLE SHOULDER TACKLES!! The fans are all fired up as Lynel is dazed, and the others all swarm him again!
As big as Lynel is, when it’s Militron, Yunobo, Scaly, Groose, even ReDead, Odolwa and Nabooru working together, they all hoist him up and over the top rope! They DUMP Lynel out of the ring and ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as the One True Monster is no longer a threat to the champions of Hyrule! Lynel is furious and wants back in, but he stands down as it’s still 16v1. Lynel leaves in a huff, and now the remaining entrants battle each other! Nabooru and Ruto scrap as old rivals, the rest of Arrow Club go after the uWo, and Cia & Volga go after Ghirahim together. Yunobo throws heavy hands with Militron as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT!”
Fin CHOPS ReDead, but ReDead ROCKS Fin in return. Gomess throws body shots on Scaly, and Creeper CHOKES Torbevito on the ropes! Fin fires hands on ReDead, Creeper goes after Fin, and Torbevito CLUBS Creeper from behind. Ghirahim kicks Volga, CHOPS Cia, then ROCKS Volga! Cia ENZIGIRIS Ghirahim, Volga THROWS Ghirahim over the top rope, but Ghirahim lands safe on the apron. Volga takes a swing, Ghirahim blocks it to ROCK Volga! Cia runs up but Ghirahim RAMS into her! Ghirahim slips in and CHOPS Volga down! Odolwa BOOTS Ghirahim down! Ashei ROCKS Odolwa and reels him in for a fireman’s carry!
Ashei aims for ropes, but Odolwa grabs ropes to fight back. Odolwa slips free and mule kicks Ashei! Nabooru has Ruto up on the top rope but Ruto clings on for dear life! Torbevito kicks Nabooru to save Ruto. Ruto ROCKS Nabooru in the back with a forearm! Ruto and Torbevito work together and have Nabooru on the ropes now. Groose JABS Donny, fans shout “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe It!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB, “You Better Believe It!” Scaly CLOBBERS Donny into Groose! Gomess goes after Scaly again, Scaly puts Gomess in the corner and stomps a mudhole in! Donny gets up to go after Scaly!
Scaly DECKS Donny, Gomess ROCKS Scaly, then pushes him onto the ropes. ReDead helps Gomess lift Scaly, but Fin goes after Gomess. Torbevito runs up on ReDead and uses the ropes, WHIRL- NO, ReDead stops the DDT! ReDead atomic drops Torbevito, then THROWS Torbevito up and over! Torbevito grabs the ropes, ReDead goes after his hands, Scaly kicks Gomess away and CLUBS ReDead! Torbevito drags ReDead over the ropes while Scaly DUMPS him up and out, Arrow Club ELIMINATES ReDead! The fans cheer, but then Gomess comes back and he DROPKICKS Scaly into Torbevito! Torbevito falls to the floor, ELIMINATED!
Gomess fires off hands on Scaly, Nabooru and Ruto go back and forth with forearms, but then Ruto KNEES low! Ruto whips, Nabooru reverses, but Ruto grabs ropes to stop herself! Nabooru runs up, Ruto pops her up and over, but Nabooru lands safe on the apron! Ruto kicks low, but Nabooru blocks! Nabooru holds onto Ruto’s foot to keep from falling off the apron, and this pulls Ruto into the ropes! Ruto flails but she can’t reach Nabooru! Nabooru pulls herself back to the apron and DRAGON SCREWS Ruto in the ropes! Ruto falls back and Nabooru rolls back into the ring. Nabooru drags Ruto up and throws her over and out to ELIMINATE her!
Creeper runs up on Nabooru and fires off fast hands. The fans boo but Nabooru HEADBUTTS him in return. But then ReDead LARIATS Nabooru up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but ReDead & Creeper high-five. Donny and Groose go after them, Gomess goes after Groose. Ashei waistlocks Gomess to GERMAN SUPLEX! Odolwa WHEEL KICKS Ashei! Creeper kicks Odolwa low, fires forearms, but Odolwa UPPERCUTS Creeper! Cia DROPKICKS Odolwa and Odolwa staggers to the ropes. Volga hurries after Odolwa and tries to lift him up and out. Odolwa kicks free of Volga, then JUMP KICKS him down!
Cia jumps on Odolwa for a SLEEPER! Odolwa grabs at Cia, THROWS her down, and Cia goes to a corner. Odolwa stomps Cia, Ashei CLOBBERS Odolwa into the corner! Ashei and Cia work together to lift Odolwa up onto the ropes. Odolwa fights back, kicks Ashei away, but Volga comes running in! Odolwa TOSSES Volga up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Odolwa then SUPERKICKS Ashei! Cia fires furious fists, but Odolwa DUMPS her out! Cia lands on the apron, Odowla brawls with Ashei. Cia stands up, Odolwa SHOVES Ashei into her! Cia falls, but Volga is there to catch her! The fans cheer while Volga helps Cia back up.
Odolwa scoops Ashei, swings around, and Ashei’s feet hit Cia! Cia falls onto Volga and to the floor, ELIMINATED! The fans boo, but Ashei fights free. Ashei fireman’s carries Odolwa, and then military presses him! But Odolwa slips free! And he LARIATS Ashei up and out to ELIMINATE her! Odolwa talks trash, as this is payback for losing to her in the tournament. But then Gomess LARIATS Odolwa up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Gomess turns around into a CHOP from Fin! Scaly ROCKS ReDead with a big right hand! Creeper jumps on Scaly’s back for a SLEEPER! Scaly claws at him, but ReDead returns to BOOT Scaly!
Fin CHOPS ReDead again, but ReDead ROCKS Fin! ReDead pushes Fin against the ropes and CHOKES him! The fans boo, but Fin breaks free and turns things around to CHOP ReDead again! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Scaly still has Creeper on him like a backpack as he runs at ReDead! Scaly LARIATS ReDead and himself up and over, bringing Creeper along for the ride! TRIPLE ELIMINATION!! Fin is shocked, but now he’s the only Arrow Club member left in the match! Ghirahim CHOPS Fin! Militron and Yunobo RAM into each other again! And again! And again! The fans again chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Yunobo RAMS Militron, Militron rebounds and he RAMS Yunobo again! Yunobo rebounds, but Militron scoops him for a SCRAPBUSTER! The fans boo, but Groose JABS Militron! Donny JABS JABS Militron, “You Better Believe It!” Groose JABS Militron again, “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe it!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB “You Better Believe It!” Now Groose joins the rhythm, “GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It! GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It!” Groose & Donny double whip Militron to ropes, but Militron DOUBLE LARIATS! Well, no, Groose ducked that but Donny is down!
Groose runs up and he LARIATS Militron! But Militron stays up! Groose runs and LARIATS again, but Militron still stays up! Groose runs again, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Militron roars, the fans boo, but Donny runs up to fire more fists! No more jabs, Donny be firing haymakers! The fans fire up behind Donny, and is he glowing? Militron takes a swing, but Donny leans back, propped up by his tail! Then Donny springs up to STUNNER! Militron drops to a knee, Donny runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLAR BONE! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ghirahim blindsides Donny, hauls him up and THROWS him out to ELIMINATE him!
The fans boo, but Ghirahim just smiles and takes a bow. But the RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS finds him! The fans fire up for Groose, but Gomess creeps up behind him. But Yunobo turns Gomess around to HEADBUTT! Gomess staggers, Groose sees him, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Gomess staggers around again, Yunobo TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! No more UnderWorld Order in this match, and we’re down to five! Ghiram tells Militron to get up, they’re the only ones on the same team at this point. But this just gets Groose, Yunobo & Fin to go after them, 3v2!
Fin fires shots on Ghirahim while Yunobo and Groose go after big Militron! Yunobo & Groose double whip, but Militron reverses to send Yunobo away. Groose JABS Militron, Yunobo rebounds, but Militron sidesteps so Yunobo CLOBBERS Groose! Yunobo apologizes, Militron BLINDSIDE LARIATS Yunobo! Fin CHOPS Ghirahim in a corner, but Ghirahim turns that around to CHOP him! Ghirahim CHOPS again and again and again, then feeds Fin to Militron! POP-UP- NO! Fin rains down fists to fight the bomb! Fin slips free, fires hands on Militron, but Ghirahim storms up. Fin ELBOWS Ghirahim away!
Militron kicks Fin low to suplex! Fin flails, lands safe on the apron, and he facelock GUILLOTINES Militron across the top rope! The fans rally for Fin, but then Ghirahim runs up to SHOVE both Militron and Fin off the apron! DOUBLE ELIMINATION! The fans boo but Ghirahim just shrugs. All he cares about is winning, and he’s part of the final three! Ghirahim watches as Groose and Yunobo finally get up. The fans rally, Ghirahim storms up on Yunobo to fire hands! The fans boo, but then Yunobo blocks a shot and he ROCKS Ghirahim! Ghirahim comes back to ROCK Yunobo, then CHOP Yunobo!
Ghirahim ROCKS Yunobo again, but then Groose hooks Ghirahim’s arms! Ghirahim fights the chicken wings, BOOTS Yunobo away, but Groose turns Ghirahim around! Ghirahim shoves Groose away, then CHOPS! Groose clutches his chest as he falls back, but a glowing Yunobo runs up to POUNCE Ghirahim up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as it’s now just Yunobo and Groose! Yunobo helps Groose to his feet, and the fans rally as the two stare down. They circle, the fans duel, and the fists start flying! The fans cheer as Groose ROCKS Yunobo, but then Yunobo ROCKS Groose!
The fans duel, “GROOSE! GORO~! GROOSE! GORO~!” as the shots go back and forth again. Groose kicks low, fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS! But that hurts Groose! Groose still ducks ‘n’ dodges Yunobo to then RAM him! Yunobo comes back, but Groose gets around to chicken wing the arms! The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the turn, and he booty bumps Groose away! Yunobo runs, GORO GORO- NO, Groose KNEES Yunobo out of the gore! Groose brings Yunobo up, aims for the ropes, and whips, only for Yunobo to turn it around! Groose goes up and out, YUNOBO WINS!
Winner: Yunobo
The fans are thunderous while Groose is rather stunned! Yunobo stands tall, and is now the #1 contender to whatever title he wants! Yunobo grabs a mic, and after the crowd calms down, he says, “Um… H-Hi. This is really a surreal moment. I know only last year, I won the Triforce Tournament, but I’m not upset missing out on the finals this year. Th-that’s not because I just won the battle royal, but because I made some bad choices after winning. But this year, I’m going to make a choice that I can be proud of. I want to honor my family’s legacy by going after the championship my grandfather fought so hard for. I want to be Death Mountain Champion!”
The fans cheer, but Yunobo wanting the Death Mountain Championship means he’s calling out Igos du Ikana! Will Yunobo knock the Ruler of Ruin off his throne? Or will he fail to climb Death Mountain?
HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird!
The Sixth Triforce Tournament comes to a close, with the Gerudo Ace returning to where it all began. He is once again the Triforce of Power, but he meets new contenders from the Brackets of Wisdom and Courage. Will Ganon add the trophy to his Triple Crown? Or will someone else have their chance at the Triforce World Championship?
The introductions are made, the trophy is on display, and we see whose name goes down in history!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three circle, feel things out, and Thunderbird elbows Sidon! Ganon ROCKS Thunderbird, then stomps away in the corner! The fans boo, but Sidon storms up to fire forearms on Ganon! Ganon DECKS Sidon, but Thunderbird CHOPS Ganon! Ganon seethes and CHOPS Thunderbird off his feet! Ganon then turns around to drag Sidon up. Ganon DECKS Sidon again, then stomps away at the center of the ring. The fans boo, but Ganon whips Sidon at Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to BOOT Sidon down! Thunderbird rushes Ganon but Ganon CLOBBERS him! Ganon deadlift suplexes Thunderbird, covers, TWO!
Sidon comes back but Ganon kicks him low. Ganon RAMS Sidon into buckles, Sidon throws down some elbows, but Ganon clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Sidon! Thunderbird gets up, Ganon RAMS him into the other corner, and then gives him an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ganon seethes while the fans boo, and Ganon watches the other two closely. Thunderbird gets up first, takes a swing, but Ganon ROCKS him first! Ganon fires off with haymaker after haymaker, then whips Thunderbird to ropes. Thunderbird comes back and Ganon BACKDROPS him! Thunderbird flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs up, but Thunderbird DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird takes aim, and he PLANCH- NO, Ganon moves! Thunderbird lands safe on the apron, but Sidon slides out and YANKS him down! Thunderbird hits the apron, but Ganon CLOBBERS Sidon! The fans boo but Ganon drags Thunderbird up to SMACK him off the commentary desk! Ganon clears the desk and commentary backs up. Ganon reels Thunderbird in, hoists him up, but Thunderbird RANAS Ganon into the apron! The fans fire up, and Sidon returns to CHOP Ganon! Ganon staggers away, Sidon CHOPS Thunderbird, but Thunderbird punches back. Ganon pulls the steel steps apart!
The fans boo as Ganon runs up and RAMS Thunderbird down! Ganon drops the steps, storms up on Sidon, but Sidon fires hands first. Ganon ROCKS Sidon, then shoves him at the barriers! Ganon CHOPS Sidon and Sidon slumps down. Thunderbird runs up, and he uses the steps to launch himself! Thunderbird CROSSBODIES Ganon down! The fans fire up, Thunderbird drags Ganon over to the desk. Thunderbird tries to pick Ganon up but he’s really big. Ganon throws elbows on Thunderbird but Sidon ROCKS Ganon! Sidon and Thunderbird work together to DOUBLE URENAGE Ganon through the table!!
The fans are thunderous while Ganon is down in the wreckage! Thunderbird and Sidon leave Ganon behind to go into the ring. The fans rally as these two circle now and feel things out. They tie up, Thunderbird wrenches to a wristlock, but Sidon rolls, spins, and wrenches in return. Thunderbird reaches for ropes, Sidon keeps him back, then Sidon wrangles Thunderbird with a top wristlock. Thunderbird kips up, handsprings back, then slips through and reels Sidon into a COBRA TWIST! The fans duel as Sidon endures, and Sidon fights his way around to switch the COBRA TWIST onto Thunderbird!
Thunderbird pries at the hold, gets a leg free and he HIP TOSSES Sidon! Sidon gets up, Thunderbird rushes him to whip, but Sidon reverses. Thunderbird comes back to tilt-o-whirl and DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Sidon stays in this, but Thunderbird keeps Sidon down with an armlock. Thunderbird grinds the shoulder but Sidon endures and the fans rally up. Sidon rolls, spins, and reaches up to TWISTING HEADSCISSOR! Sidon holds Thunderbird down, then pushes up to put on the pressure. Thunderbird endures, even as Sidon pushes up for more pressure. Sidon rests back but Thunderbird bridges and rolls back.
Thunderbird pops out of the headscissors, Sidon ducks the Penalty Kick to sunset flip! TWO, and now Thunderbird ducks a Penalty Kick to sunset flip, to then jackknife bridge! TWO, both men scramble up, Sidon ELBOWS Thunderbird! Thunderbird SOBATS, KICKS, and SOBATS again! Thunderbird runs, Sidon follows, but Thunderbird goes Matrix to duck the lariat! Thunderbird CALF KICKS Sidon, Sidon staggers back to the ropes and rebounds, and Thunderbird drop toeholds him down! Thunderbird shifts to hook the leg, STF! Sidon flails, reaches out, but it’s not like ropebreaks will do much in a Triple Threat.
Wait, Ganon is back on his feet! Ganon storms up to the apron, Thunderbird lets Sidon go to ELBOW Ganon back down! Ganon staggers, Thunderbird builds speed, and Thunderbird DIVES! Direct hit and both men fall onto the wreckage of the desk! The fans fire up, Thunderbird hurries back to the ring, but into a FLAPJACK! Sidon holds on and rolls back to a HALF CRAB! Thunderbird endures as Sidon sits deep on the hold! Thunderbird reaches out for the ropes, but Sidon drags him back. Thunderbird turns over, kicks at Sidon, but Sidon grabs that leg, too! Sidon works on turning Thunderbird over again, but Thunderbird FLINGS Sidon away!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird and Sidon hurry to their feet, and Sidon ROCKS Thunderbird! Thunderbird BACKHANDS Sidon! Sidon UPPERCUTS Thunderbird, whips, but Thunderbird reverses! Sidon goes up and out to the apron, Thunderbird runs up, but Sidon ducks the lariat! Sidon throws Thunderbird down by his mask, but Thunderbird kips up! Thunderbird CHOPS Sidon, Sidon flops to the apron and then the floor, and Thunderbird builds speed! But Ganon trips Thunderbird! Ganon drags Thunderbird out and THROWS him at the barriers! Ganon storms into the ring, and he builds speed?! Ganon then rebounds off the ropes to flip everyone off.
The fans boo, Ganon laughs, but Sidon springboards in! FLYING RANA! Ganon is sent tumbling away, Thunderbird springboards in! Sidon dodges, Thunderbird rolls through the landing, and both men rebound, into a DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Both Sidon and Thunderbird are down and the fans are thunderous! Ganon rises up, goes to the apron, but then Sidon and Thunderbird both kip up! And they’re glowing? There’s been a lot of glowing lately, what’s that about? Ganon storms into the ring, the three reset, and the fans rally up. Ganon swings on Thunderbird, Thunderbird dodges to swing on Sidon but Sidon dodges.
Sidon RAMS Ganon but Ganon stays put. Thunderbird comes back, Sidon moves and the DROPKICK hits Ganon! Ganon staggers back, rebounds, but both Thunderbird and Sidon dodge the double lariats! Thunderbird runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Ganon stops the DDT! Ganon throws Thunderbird to Sidon, Sidon catches Thunderbird into a waistlock! They go to ropes, Thunderbird bucks the O’Conner, but Sidon comes right back, into a SUPERKICK! Sidon wobbles, Ganon reels him in for a NECKBREAKER! Ganon kips up, clutches his back a second, and Thunderbird springboards to DRAGON RANA! Cover, SIDON BREAKS IT!
“This is Awesome!” as all three men are down again! Thunderbird kicks at Sidon from the mat, upset about what just happened, but Sidon gets mad at the kicks. Sidon lunges to throw a forearm, Thunderbird gives it back. Sidon swings again but Thunderbird catches him to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans rally while Sidon endures, but Ganon grabs Thunderbird’s legs! Ganon deadlifts Thunderbird to GANON BOMB him onto Sidon’s back!! The fans boo, but Ganon then drags Thunderbird up into underhooks for the DEMISE DRIVER!! But Ganon isn’t done there, as he goes to the corner and watches Sidon.
Sidon slowly stands up, he stares Ganon down, and Sidon grins? Sidon dares Ganon to bring it! KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, Ganon wins!
Winner: Ganon, by pinfall (2025 Triforce Tournament winner)
Sidon and Thunderbird fought valiantly, but it seems there was no stopping the Gerudo Ace from winning the prize. HPW General Manager Nicholas Foolyere brings the trophy into the ring, hands it to Ganon, and Ganon holds it up. The pyro goes off, in red, green and gold. Ganon will return to the Triforce World Championship, but which classic rival will he face?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda!
There’s a lot of history here. The Hero of Hyrule is the historic inaugural and THREE-TIME Triforce Champion. The Princess of Hyrule is the longest-reigning Goddess Champion at a full TWO YEARS. And Zelda put it on herself that this is her ONE FINAL chance! It’s now or never, all or nothing! Will Zelda finally be Undisputed?
Speaking of history, Link and Zelda are wearing remakes of the classic gear they wore five years ago! Zelda even has the Sheik turban loosely wrapped around the top of her head. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the best in the world!
The bell rings, the fans are thunderous already, but the two stare down. The fans start to duel, “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Let’s Go, Link!” Link and Zelda slowly circle, the fans rally up, and the two approach. They feel things out, circle a bit more, then knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength, but Link is already pushing Zelda back. Zelda uses that to turn things around and put Link on the ropes. Zelda still pushes her shoulder into Link but Tiger Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak. The two let go slowly, and Zelda backs off while the fans applaud. The two reset, the fans rally again, and Zelda slips around to waistlock.
Link switches, Zelda breaks free to wrench. Link wrenches and wristlocks in return but Zelda rolls, bridges, spins, and gets free. Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset again. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Zelda headlocks and hits a takeover, but Link headscissors. Zelda kips free, has a leg, and spins through for a toehold. Link chinbars his way to the chinlock but Zelda slips out the back and drop toeholds Link down. Zelda floats around to a facelock, but Link fights up. Link shoves Zelda away, they tie up again, and Link puts Zelda back on the ropes. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda turns things around again, so Sahasrahla restarts the count.
Zelda lets off slowly, but then fakes a chop! Zelda smirks and boops Link on the nose. Link sighs but the fans applaud as Zelda backs off. They reset again, tie up, and Zelda wrenches to then tilt-o-whirl RANA, but Link handsprings through! The fans applaud, but Zelda storms up to clinch and whip. Link reverses, but then Zelda counters the hip toss to an arm-drag and armlock, that Zelda then rolls and turns Link over for ghost pin! TWO, but Zelda stays hooked on Link’s arms! The fans rally as Link powers through to sit up! Link fights to his feet, but Zelda shifts to an IRON OCTOROK! Link powers through again to fireman’s carry!
Zelda flails and gets away, but then Link avoids the uppercut! Link shoves Zelda to ropes, but Zelda blocks the chop! Zelda wrenches but Link avoids the Pele! Link grabs a leg, Zelda rolls and reels Link in, but Link uses that to BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Zelda pops free, covers, ONE, and Link arm-drags! The two stand off and the fans chant, “This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling!” Link rushes up, Zelda sweeps the leg and covers, ONE! Link sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Link feints superkick, and then he boops Zelda’s nose in return! The fans cheer while Link smirks and Zelda sarcastically smirks back. The two then reset and circle again.
The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, ZSJ wrenches and wristlocks, then they knuckle lock. Zelda rolls and traps an arm but Link fights the tweak! Zelda pushes and pushes, and TWEAKS the arm! Zelda goes for that arm, Link whips her away and they RAM shoulders! Fans cheer as neither falls, so Zelda runs again and RAMS Link! Link stays up, kicks and headlocks, but Zelda powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, Link rebounds to run Zelda over! The fans cheer while Link looms over Zelda, then stalks her to a corner. Zelda stands, and Link CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Zelda sputters and sits down. Link eggs Zelda on while the fans duel.
Zelda stands, Link whips her corner to corner, Zelda reverses but Link goes up and over. Link keeps moving, Zelda ducks the lariat and comes back to SHOTGUN Link down! The fans fire up while Zelda hurries to cover, TWO! Zelda keeps Link down with a cravat and cranks the neck. Link endures and fights up as the fans rally. Link clubs the arms to get free, but Zelda just cravats again! Link rolls, but Zelda rolls with him to hold on! Fans cheer as they both stand, and Zelda snapmares, only for Link to handspring through! SUPERKICK! Zelda wobbles, Link whips, Zelda reverses, but Link RANAS! Zelda tumbles out while fans fire up.
Link goes to the ropes, takes aim, and PLANCHAS, but Zelda moves! Link lands on the apron, Zelda slides into the ring, but ROCKS Zelda first! Link steps in, but Zelda grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Link is stuck in the ropes, and Zelda KICKS him in the chest! The fans fire up while Link coughs and flops to the mat. Zelda stalks him, then runs up to PENALTY KICK an arm! Link clutches his elbow while he writhes on the ground, and Zelda’s right after him! Link kicks at Zelda and she backs off, picking her spot. Link gets up and shields his left arm, then CHOPS! Zelda still goes for the left arm, Link slips past her, then CHOPS!
Link CHOPS again, but Zelda HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTTS! Link wobbles, Zelda runs, but Link SUPER- NO, Zelda blocks that to an ANKLE LOCK! Then KNEEBAR!! Link is caught but he flails for the ropes! Zelda shifts to a HALF CRAB, then a toehold! Zelda wants the crossface but Link has the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go and fans fire up. Zelda eggs Link on, the fans rally up, and Zelda brings Link to his feet. Zelda UPPERCUTS, Link CHOPS again! The fans fire up, Zelda nods, and she UPPERCUTS again! Link grimaces as he stays up, and he CHOPS again! Zelda eggs Link on, then she catches the chop to UPPERCUT the arm!
Link now clutches his right elbow, Zelda whips just to WRING the arm! Zelda jumps on to go for the chicken wing! Link scrambles around to fight off the Impa Lock, reaches out for ropes, but then Zelda shifts to chicken wing that arm! IMPA LOCK!! The fans are thunderous as Link endures and keeps moving around! Link kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK!! The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4. Zelda is a bit frustrated, but she stalks Link to a corner. Zelda wraps his arms around ropes and pulls! The fans are torn, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4, to KICK Link in the chest again!
Link coughs and sputters, but Zelda stands him up to KICK again! Link staggers, Zelda KICKS, but Link blocks! Zelda tries a punch but Link blocks that, too, to DRAGON SCREW ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans fire up as Link waits on Zelda to sit up, then he runs in, but Zelda ducks the Shining Wizard! And the Boomerang! Zelda has a leg, DRAGON- NO, Link steps through the Dragon Screw and rolls to fireman’s carry Zelda! BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! The fans are thunderous as Link takes aim again. Zelda sits up, Link hesitates, but he still BUZZSAWS and HEEL KICKS! Link then brings Zelda up into the clinch! BLADE-
NO, Zelda slips free of Bladerunner to chicken wing an arm! Link fights around the Impa Lock again, Zelda switches arms again, but Link arm-drags free! Zelda hurries back up, but into a MASTER SWORD! Zelda flops out of the ring before Link can cover! The fans are thunderous again while Link is frustrated. Sahasrahla starts a ring count while Link waits on Zelda to get up. Zelda is dazed but she sits up at 4 of 10, then staggers to her feet at 6. Link builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Link hurries to get Zelda into the ring, then he goes up top! ICE ARROW, but Link has to bail out as Zelda moves!
Zelda runs up and hops onto Link for a CODE- NO, Link stops the Code Red and FLINGS Zelda back! Zelda lands out, MASTER SWORD! The fans are thunderous again as Link underhooks Zelda and gets her up for TEARS- NO, Zelda slips free to hit CODE RED after all!! Cover, TWO!!! Zelda almost had Link, and the fans are electric while both of them are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stirs. Zelda stands and hobbles over while the fans rally. Zelda stands Link up, but Link fires a forearm! There wasn’t much to it, but Zelda still scowls. Zelda UPPERCUTS! Link wobbles, but he comes back to throw another forearm!
Zelda shrugs that off to UPPERCUT! Zelda eggs Link on, Link shakes out his arms and winds up to ROCK Zelda! The fans fire up while Zelda staggers. Zelda comes back to UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT from both sides! Link drops to his knees and fans fire up again! Zelda stands Link back up, but Link breaks free and SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! The legs still work, but then Zelda blocks the third shot to reel Link and scoop! Link flails and gets free, then shoves Zelda. Zelda comes back, Link SUPERKICKS again! Zelda drops to her knees, Link grabs her arms! LIGHT- NO, Zelda ducks the knee!
Zelda stands up and she has Link in a pump handle, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Link gets free in time, swings, but Zelda ducks it to half nelson! REQUIEM OF SPIRIT, but Link lands out! HOOK SHOT KICK! Link reels Zelda in, suplexes, FALCON- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!! Link staggers, Zelda unleashes the BOLERO OF FIRE! ENZIGIRI and Link staggers around. Zelda reels Link in for a SERENADE OF WATER! Then Zelda underhooks him into a NOCTURNE OF SHADOW! The fans rally harder as Link fights the butterfly guillotine hold! Link reaches out, but Zelda grabs that free arm to add a KIMURA on top of this!
The fans rally as hard as they can as Link still fights! Link kicks with his legs, but Zelda lets go to shift around and body scissors! Zelda rolls back and drags Link into a SHEIKAH LEG ROLL CLUTCH! TWO!! Link escapes in time, they both hurry to their feet, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither falls, Link tries again but Zelda BOOTS the lariat away, and BACK ELBOWS at the same time! Zelda manages to sunset flip from there, high stacks, TWO as Link pops Zelda into the sunset flip! TWO and Zelda sits on the cover! TWO and Link sunset flips again, TWO! Zelda runs up to PENALTY KICK! Now Zelda grabs Link’s arms!
Zelda winds up, but Link reels Zelda in and slips around to roll her up! TWO, but Link deadlifts Zelda! Zelda shifts around for an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Link fights that, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Zelda throws down elbows and squeezes tight with her legs! Link endures and stays on his feet. Link drags Zelda along, and he reaches out with his feet! Zelda rolls back and THROWS Link over with her leg! Zelda sits on a cover! TWO as Link bridges up!! Link is free of Zelda’s legs, staggers to his feet, Zelda jumps on him for a GUILLOTINE, with body scissors! The fans rally as hard as they can as Link again fights to stay on his feet!
Link stomps his way forward, reaching out for ropes! Zelda lets go of the guillotine but not the body scissors, and she shifts over to KIMURA the arm! Link almost falls, but he still has his other arm to brace himself! Link powers up to stand again, and he slips an arm into the body scissors! Link scoops Zelda, Zelda slips free, then reels Link into the PRELUDE OF LIGHT PLEX! Zelda rolls back, but then top mounts, HYLIAN ACTUAL KISS?!? The fans go nuts and even Sahasrahla is stunned! But then he realizes Link’s shoulders are down so it’s a cover! TWO?!!? Link pushes Zelda away, and she is absolutely shocked!
Zelda slowly looks over at Link and shouts, “What, the absolute f-” Link stops her there by saying she’s the one weaponizing a kiss! The fans are going wild as Link and Zelda stare down and stand up, their match turning into a lover’s spat! Zelda SLAPS, SLAPS, and SLAPS, but Link shoots in and fireman’s carries! Zelda slips free, shoves Link, but Link comes back, into a KNEE down low! Zelda then scoops and SHEIKAH DRIVER!!! Cover, ZELDA WINS!!!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)
The arena erupts as Zelda suddenly shuts this down! It’s a standing ovation while both Link and Zelda down, exhausted from this true epic! The fans continue to applaud, and then Zelda slowly sits back up. She scoots around so she can look at Link. They talk while Zelda rests her forehead on his. They both seem rather emotional, but also smiling. Zelda helps Link stand up, and Nick Foolyere returns so that he can present the title to the new champion. Zelda tears up even more as he helps her put it around her waist for the very first time. The fans cheer more as Foolyere fetches a microphone for Zelda to speak.
Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Zelda beams with a big smile. She wipes away a tear, thanks everyone for saying that. “This is so surreal. I know there are many of you who have supported me since day one, and I could spend forever telling you how much that means to me. I know my biggest supporters are actually here in this ring. My father, Nicholas Foolyere, and of course, Link. I could spend forever telling you two how much you mean to me, and I don’t think it’d be enough. But I do want to say that-” Wait, there’s a commotion, and Ganon is storming his way down the ramp, Triforce Trophy in hand, and The Dark Forces at his back.
Link and Zelda stand their ground, even though this is 7v2. But then Yunobo, Sidon, Thunderbird, and a few others from the battle royal hurry out from backstage to flank The Dark Forces from behind! The fans cheer as Ganon and his goons find themselves surrounded in a more even fight! But then Tali slithers in from the crowd side?! Shabonne shouts, “SUP, CHAMP?!” This gets Link and Zelda to turn around, Tali runs up, and Link shoves Zelda aside! Link takes the SPEAR!! Zelda is furious and she rushes Tali! They brawl, things spill out to the floor, and the rest of the Dark Forces brawl with Yunubo and the others!
The fans are going nuts as it is chaos all over ringside! Security, referees and even producers rush out but stopping this is easier said than done! Tali RAMS Zelda into steel steps, knocking them apart! Ganon storms up, Tali strips the belt off of Zelda, and she hands it to Ganon! Is Tali with the Dark Forces now?! Ganon grins as he sees Link sputtering back up. Ganon slides into the ring, and Tali drags Zelda up to make her watch as Ganon CLOBBERS Link with the belt!! Zelda is furious but Tali holds her down with an armlock! Link flounders out of the ring, Zant brings out handcuffs! Zant and Tali push Zelda against the apron so they can cuff one of her hands!
Tali overpowers Zelda and cuffs her to the middle rope! Ganon laughs as the Dark Forces block the way from the stage to the ramp! No one can get through as Zant fetches Link, who is busted open from the belt shot! Ganon taunts Zelda while holding up the title. Zelda tries to hit Ganon but the cuff keeps her anchored at the ropes! Zant feeds Link to Ganon for a GANON BOMB!! Zelda is enraged but she can’t get free! Ganon rains down fists on Link, painting himself with Link’s blood! Ganon even tastes the blood, and the fans tell Ganon he’s sick! Ganon shoves Link at Zelda, she reaches out for Link’s hand, but then Ganon drags Link away from her!
Ganon mockingly says, “Congratulations, Princess!” before he sits Link up, and rains down ELBOW after ELBOW after ELBOW! Link is already a ragdoll but Ganon keeps going! The fans boo as hard as they can, Zelda now has tears of anger in her eyes, but Shabonne is cheering for her new boss! “GANON~! GANON GANON GANON~! GANON~, GANON~!” Ganon shoves Link down, Tali BOOTS Zelda down, and Ganon picks up the Triforce World Championship again. Ganon holds it up as he stands over Link, and Zelda is down at the ropes, her one arm up because of the cuffs. Zelda’s moment of triumph has been utterly ruined, but is the future only going to grow darker?
My Thoughts:
Welp, another under-the-wire finish on writing this. I’ll power through to make sure Wrestling Is Life for May isn’t like that. But at the same time, I really like how everything turned out for this one, and there was some very recent developments in actual pro-wrestling that helped inspire the ending there. To be fair, I have never done a beatdown to close a show, so it works out that the first one is in year six, closing out the first of the HPW Big Four (the anniversary, Treasure Island, Clash of Fates, and of course HyruleMania). Also, the only other ideas I had were either Zelda goes Heel, or this was a “fake Zelda” probably portrayed by Hilda, and neither of those sat right with me.
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4 Corners Podcast: Chalk & Chase
This week we talk a little MLB, discuss the red-hot Blues, the GR8 Chase, and whether a chalky NCAA Tournament...
4 Corners Podcast: March Madness Bracket Breakdown
This week on 4 Corners Podcast we break down the Men's NCAA tournament bracket. Which of the top seeds will...
4 Corners Podcast- The Fantastic Four Nations Faceoff
The guys discuss Canada's big win in the Four Nations Faceoff and take a look at some early Spring Training...
Oblong Ball Foot Show: One For The Road
The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl Champions! Tune in as we recap an excellent NFL season and touch on a...
Oblong Ball Foot Show: Super Bowl LIX Preview
The culmination of a season long journey is upon us. Andrew, Rey and Tunney break it all down for you...
Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (4/1/25)
Happy Sixth Anniversary!
Bandwagon Nerds #282: Daddy Ganon & A Glass of Wine
A double dose of Daredevil, major Zelda news, a massive Avengers: Doomsday reveal, and Villain Madness Round of 32 matchups...
Musical Chairs Special Edition- Evolution or Regression
Musical Chairs returns for a special episode as the guys look at the modern music scene and discuss whether the...
Bandwagon Nerds #281: Vengeful Abomination
This week the NERDS discuss Episode 4 of Daredevil Born Again and Villain Madness continues with the first round of...
Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/23/25)
Countdown to the Anniversary!
Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/3/25)
Who is truly ROH Pure?
Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (4/2/25)
A double main event?!
Attitude Of Aggression #305- The Big Five Project: WrestleMania XI
The Big Five Project returns for our recap of WrestleMania XI, including Diesel v. Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart v. Bob...
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/2/25)
Dynamite before Dynasty!
Greg DeMarco Show: LET’S GO CENA! CENA’S SOCKS!
John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes: Who is carrying this story? Is this good for Cody? Patrick and Greg discuss the...
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (4/1/25)
Who will Stand & Deliver?
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (3/31/25)
London is Raw!
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/29/25)
AEW's back in the Good Land!
Mindless Wrestling Podcast: Mania News, Notes & Nuggets
Tune into another episode of The Mindless Wrestling podcast as the boys are firmly on the Road to WrestleMania!
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/28/25)
SmackDown in the UK!
