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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (6/16/23)
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 44
The Summer begins with a Spectacular Spectacle! Triforce, Goddess, Death Mountain, but what about the Trios titles? Just wait and see!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Wait & See Battle Royal: Groose, Tingle & Ladrona win and will challenge the UnderWorld Order for the titles at Termina Velocity.
- HPW Goddess Championship: Midna VS Aveil; Midna wins and retains the title.
- HPW Death Mountain Championship: Midna VS Lupay w/ The Faces of Evil; Midna wins and retains the title.
- HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Link VS Zelda VS Fin Balure VS Majora; Majora wins and will challenge Kage for the title at Termina Velocity.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
A grand as HPW has been all year, this is going to be a spectacle! Spectacle Rock once again hosts HPW, and HPW is going above and beyond! The Twilight Princess has two belts, so she isn’t just facing one opponent but two! Aveil’s singles journey is going well, will she bring gold back to the Sisterhood? And the Wild Wolfos is beginning the climb, will Lupay reach the summit? Or will Midna stay the first-ever HPW Double Champion?
And speaking of double, HPW is doubling up in the #1 contender’s match for the HPW Triforce Championship! The Hero of Hyrule is back, determined to have one more match with his brother, Kage. The Princess of Hyrule is back, determined to reach the pinnacle of professional wrestling. The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla is back, determined to wash away the competition. And the monstrous mask come to life is finally doing things for himself, determined to take over the world! Only one can win this Fatal 4 Way, who earn their shot at the Hero’s Shadow?
But first, the UnderWorld Order is still on top of the HPW Trios Division after Blood & Thunder, but the chase is never ending. We start tonight with a unique battle royal to name NEW #1 contenders to the HPW Trios Championships! Who will it be? Just wait and see! HPW’s Second Spectacular Spectacle starts now!
HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Wait & See Battle Royal!
HPW continues to innovate! We know there are NINE TRIOS in this match, but they don’t even know when they’re getting in on the action! A draw of the deck determines their odds, who will walk away with the golden tickets?
First out is the “Hearts” group! Out come… The DOOM BRINGERS! Doom Knocker, Darkhammer & Gooma are back again! And then, The Good, The Bad & The Studly! Tingle, Ladrona & Groose! Groose’s hair is slowly coming back, he has a sort of peach fuzz on his head. The bell rings, the clock is ticking, and Groose throws hands with Knocker! Gooma rushes Tingle and Hammer is after Ladrona, but they both bail out under the bottom rope! And they look under the ring, to bring out chairs! No disqualifications in a battle royal, and they both take a swing on Gooma and Hammer! But they both get easily disarmed…
Gooma picks up Tingle, Hammer picks up Ladrona, and the two run all the way around the outside of the ring! SPINEBUSTER SANDWICH! Then they throw Tingle and Ladrona back into the ring! Knocker ROCKS Groose, whips him to a corner, then runs in. Groose dodges, RAMS Gooma with a shoulder, but Gooma rebounds to run Groose over! The Doom Bringers all stomp The Good, The Bad & The Studly. They each drag someone up and go for ropes. Knocker throws Groose, Gooma throws Tingle and Hammer throws Ladrona, but each one holds onto ropes! Knocker CLUBS Groose, Gooma pushes Tingle and Hammer stomps at Ladrona.
Ladrona kicks at Hammer and gets him to back off, then hurries back into the ring. Ladrona CHOP BLOCKS Knocker to help Groose! Groose JABS Knocker, and JABS! And JABS! And RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Ladrona helps Tingle against Gooma while Groose drags Knocker up. Groose throws Knocker at the ropes but now Knocker holds on! Hammer storms up on Ladrona and waistlocks, but Ladrona resists the lift. Tingle gets around on Hammer to waistlock, but Hammer’s too much for Tingle to lift! Ladrona breaks free to PELE Hammer, and that helps Tingle GERMAN SUPLEX him!!
Fans fire up, and Tingle actually thinks he did that by himself? Gooma rushes in, Ladrona and Tingle dodge, Gooma comes back, but Ladrona and Tingle double drop toehold! And then DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! They drag Gooma up but that’s a lot even for both of them. They head for ropes but then Hammer comes back to CLUB Tingle. And the first countdown is here! The “Diamonds” are released! It’s FORGED BY VIOLENCE, and the THREE MASTERS! Iron Knuckle & The Darknut brothers return after a long hiatus, and they’re racing Garo Master, Master Kohga & Master Stalfos down to the ring!
Garo slides in first, and he DROPKICKS Hammer! Master Kohga is next and he DROPKICKS Hammer! Stalfos is next and he CLOBBERS Hammer! FBV all enter together, and they all CLOBBER the Three Masters! They all roar, and the fans fire up for the return of FBV! Knocker knocks Groose away, and he stares down his old frenemy. Knuckle has the Darknuts stand down, and then Knocker and Knuckle start throwing forearms! Fans fire up again, and the Darknuts DECK Hammer and Gooma! Red Nut DECKS Tingle, but Blue Nut hesitates to hit Ladrona. Instead, he picks her up and puts her on the corner!
Ladrona fights back with hammering hands! Red Nut drags Tingle up, trophy lifts him, but Tingle fights free! Tingle runs to the far side but Red Nut pursues. Tingle holds the ropes down and Red Nut tumbles up and out! Tingle ELIMINATES Red Nut!! Red Nut is furious and Tingle celebrates, but Gooma walks up behind Tingle. Tingle bumps into Gooma, slowly turns around, and then looks up at him. Gooma pops Tingle up to POWERBOMB him out onto Red Nut! Gooma ELIMINATES Tingle! Fans boo but Gooma ignores them to go after Blue Nut. Hammer stomps on Garo Master, but then Kohga jumps on him with a SLEEPER!
Hammer staggers with Kohga on him like a backpack, and then Stalfos storms up to throw body shots! Hammer drops to his knees, but Kohga, Stalfos and Garo drag Hammer up to bring him to ropes. They hoist him up but Gooma hurries over to CLUB Garo! Gooma pushes Garo out of the way, ROCKS Kohga, and then HEADBUTTS Stalfos! Stalfos ROCKS Gooma in return with a forearm. Hammer CLUBS Stalfos, he and Gooma mug Stalfos, but Blue Nut goes after Hammer! Knocker and Knuckle are still brawling, and Knocker gets the edge. Knocker stomps a mudhole into Knuckle, then digs his boot in.
Ladrona is staying out of the way, tucked under the bottom buckle in a corner, but Groose storms up to Knocker. Groose throws heavy hands on Knocker, has him against ropes, then spins, but Knocker ROCKS Groose back! Knocker CHOPS Groose, Groose JABS! Knocker CHOPS! Groose JABS! Knocker CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but then Groose JABS, JABS and JABS! But then Knuckler DOUBLE LARIATS Knocker and Groose! Fans fire up with Knuckle, and he drags Knocker up. Knuckle aims at ropes, whips, but Knocker reverses and sends Knuckle up and out to ELIMINATE him!
But then Groose clotheslines Knocker up and out to ELIMINATE him!! Fans are going nuts, Knocker and Knuckle blame each other as they go up the ramp, and they start shoving each other! And here comes the countdown! Third out are the “Swords!” It’s Joelle, Beth and Amy of the Poe Sisters, and then… Wait, this is a new team! Los Taros Locos, a trio of Taros brothers who’ve been at the HPW Training Center! The Poes get in first, and they all swarm Groose! Groose gets mugged by three petite spirits, but then the beefier Taros Locos slide in. Taros Rojo RAMS Hammer and Taros Azul RAMS Blue Nut!
Taros Blanco ENZIGURIS Stalfos, handsprings, dodges Garo and OVERHEAD Belly2Belly suplexes him! Kohga runs in, whips Blanco, but Blanco comes back to RANA Kohga! Fans fire up as Blanco whistles and rallies his team. The Taros double whip Blue Nut, double drop toehold him, and then Blanco basement dropkicks Blue Nut in the face! Fans cheer as Los Taros Locos all raise their fists for a fist bump. The Poes stomp away on Groose, drag him up, but he holds onto the ropes to fight that off. Ladrona sneaks around the outside, and then she drags Amy Poe out! Ladrona RAMS Amy into apron!
Beth Poe grabs at Ladrona through the ropes but Ladrona GAMANGIRIS her! Beth gets stuck in the ropes, Ladrona slingshots up and over to GERMAN SUPLEX Beth! Joelle SLAPS Ladrona, but Groose then lifts Joelle up and out over the top rope! Joelle holds onto the ropes with one hand, flails with the other, but then Ladrona DECKS Joelle and ELIMINATES her! Amy and Beth charge Ladrona but Groose shoves them away. Hammer runs up to clothesline Groose against the ropes! Ladrona tries to get away but Gooma reels her in, scoops her, and SLAMS her! Gooma picks Ladrona back up to dump her over the top rope and ELIMINATE her!
Fans boo as Hammer and Gooma mug Groose, the last stud standing! Blue Nut CLUBS Gooma and brawls with him, Groose throws hands on Hammer. Taros Rojo fires palm strikes on Garo! Rojo whips, Garo reverses but Rojo tiger feints in the rope to come back, but Garo ducks the clothesline. Garo springboards to QUEBRADA Rojo down! But Blanco runs up behind and TOSSES Garo up and out to ELIMINATE him! Stalfos BOOTS Blanco down, but Taros Azul runs in to tilt-o-whirl. Stalfos blocks the DDT! Stalfos goes to ropes and puts Azul on the apron, but Azul GAMANGIRIS! Azul then jumps up, but Stalfos SHOVES him!
Azul backflips and ends up hitting Garo with his SUPER QUEBRADA! But Azul still lands on the ground, so Stalfos ELIMINATES him! Stalfos chuckles at Azul, but then Rojo and Blanco run up to dump Stalfos up and out and ELIMINATE him back! Azul then ENZIGURIS Stalfos as payback! The countdown is back, and out come the “Shields!” It’s the Ikana Royal Family’s Sir Hurr, Sir Durr and “BOOM BOOM! Captain Keeta! BOOM BOOM! Captain Keeta!” And then, the Dark Forces’ Kēvín Gibdo, Volga and Cia! They all get to the ring at about the same time, and the IRF keep the Dark Forces from getting in.
Cia stares down with Keeta, though that’s tricky since he’s quite taller than her. Kevin and Volga stare down with Hurr and Durr, and then they start brawling! Cia gets around Keeta to kick him in the back of the leg! Cia CLUBS him, Keeta gets into the ring and she pursues. Hurr swings but Kevin spins him around for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Durr ROCKS Volga, but Volga BOOTS him, then jumps off the railing to FLYING CHUCK! The Dark Forces put the rest of the IRF into the ring and stomp them. Cia stomps Keeta but Amy Poe goes after her. Beth Poe helps out and they mug Cia in a corner.
Keeta gets up but Gooma CLUBS him! Groose ROCKS Hammer, Blue Nut UPPERCUTS Taros Rojo. Taros Blanco kicks Blue Nut in the leg, he and Rojo mug Blue Nut. Cia kicks Beth away and bumps Amy off the buckles! And again, and again, and again! But then Beth comes back to SLAP Cia down! Beth digs her boot in, and Amy joins in. But then Kevin storms up behind them! Kevin lifts them both up, and they both cling to ropes! Cia reaches up from below to drag Beth down to the apron! Beth kicks at Cia, but Volga runs in to BLAST Beth off the apron and ELIMINATE her! Cia then kicks at Amy to get her on the apron.
Amy holds on with one hand, but Cia claws at it! Amy lets go and flails to stay on the edge of the apron! Amy steadies herself, but then Cia dropkicks her legs out! Amy smacks off the apron and hits the floor, The Dark Forces ELIMINATE the Poe Sisters! The sisters all throw a tantrum as they head to the back. But then Hurr & Durr lift Volga up and out and ELIMINATE him! Kevin and Cia go after Hurr & Durr, they brawl, Hurr & Durr get the edge, they both fire up, but Cia and Kevin dodge the lariats! Cia and Kevin kick low, then coordinate. Cia runs, Kevin gives her the alley-oop and she DOUBLE DROPKICKS Hurr & Durr!
Fans fire up, Kevin drags Hurr up and tosses him at the ropes! Hurr holds onto the ropes, feet dangling off the floor! Durr throws hands on Kevin but Cia kicks Durr. Keeta CLUBS Kevin, shoves him at the ropes and Hurr skins the cat to headscissor Kevin! Kevin holds the ropes but Keeta pushes Kevin over! Kevin hits off the apron and hits the floor, Keeta and Hurr ELIMINATE him! Fans are torn, but then Kevin choke grips Hurr! Keeta reaches through the ropes to club at Kevin’s arm! Volga DRIVE-BY DROPKICKS Keeta! Kevin drags Hurr off the apron and his feet touch the floor, The Dark Forces ELIMINATE Hurr!
But that’s not the end, as Kevin CHOKE SLAMS Hurr to the floor! The referees reprimand Kevin and Volga, they slowly leave, and Cia is alone as she throws hands with Durr. But it’s time for the “FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” The final group are “The Jokers!” And it’s… “A-A-Arrow Club. F-F-For, life!” Fans go wild as The Young Ducks and Torbevito make their way out! A new formation for the faction steps up! The Ducks slide in first, and Kohga suddenly rushes up, but the Ducks dodge him to DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Kohga staggers, the Ducks shove him to ropes and Torbevito holds them down! Kohga tumbles up and out, the Arrow Club ELIMINATES Kohga!
Hammer storms up, The Ducks help Torbevito slingshot in to DDT Hammer down! The #WaveBreaker! The Arrow Club all drag him up, but that’s a lot of deadweight. Gooma rushes over to save his teammate! But he gets mugged 3v1! Torbevito fires off fast hands and a SOBAT! Then a front kick! Gooma comes back but Torbevito goes Matrix to dodge! And then CALF KICK! Gooma staggers to ropes, the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him! Gooma teeters on the rope, and the Arrow Club all swarm him to dump him out! The Arrow Club ELIMINATES Gooma! That leaves Hammer as the lone Doom Bringer!
Fans cheer as The Arrow Club pose together a moment. But then Taros Rojo and Taros Blanco walk up behind them and Arrow Club turns around. Fans chant “TAROS~! TAROS TAROS TAROOOS~! TAROS~, TAROS~!” But they’re still 3v2 against the Arrow Club, but then Groose steps up! Fans fire up as The Skyfall Stud stands with Los Taros Locos! And the brawl is on! The Taros brawl with the Ducks while Groose fires off on Torbevito! The Ducks get the edge and whip, but Los Taros reverse to reel the Ducks in for low kicks. Los Taros both snapmare, roll and mule kick! Torbevito gets around Groose and waistlocks, but Groose switches.
Torbevito elbows free, but Groose reels him back in. Torbevito breaks free with a leg and ENZIGURIS! Los Taros put each of the Ducks in a corner and stomp away Torbevito runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Groose blocks the DDT! Groose powers up and heads for the ropes! Torbevito kicks and flails and sunset flips over. Groose rolls through, Torbevito ducks the low boot and kips up. Torbevito handsprings back, but Groose blocks the headscissors! Groose yanks Torbevito right up onto his shoulder! Fans fire up while Groose runs and LAWN DARTS Torbevito into a corner! Torbevito hits the buckles, staggers back, and Groose clotheslines him up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!
Fans fire up with Groose, and we’re down to just 10 entrants total! But Blue Nut CLOBBERS Groose against ropes! Fans boo as Blue Nut drags Groose up and aims for ropes. But then Groose reverses to throw Blue Nut up and over! Blue Nut holds on, Groose goes after his hands! Keeta and Durr chase Cia around the perimeter, she gets around Taros Rojo and Mack Quackson, Durr bumps into Rojo and Rojo gets mad. Rojo throws hands on Durr, but that gives Mack the opening to hit Rojo back. Keeta keeps after Cia, but then she dodges and drop toeholds him onto ropes! Keeta sputters, and Cia SHINING WIZARDS him against the ropes!
Cia works to lift Keeta up but he’s still bigger than her. Hammer rushes up and dumps Cia AND Keeta out! Hammer ELIMINATES them both! And now the Dark Forces are out of the running! Cia throws a fit and blames Keeta before storming off. Keeta doesn’t get what that’s about, and he tells Durr that he’s got this. Durr is a bit busy, though, brawling with Taros Rojo. Meanwhile, Blue Nut gets back under the bottom rope but Groose stomps him. Groose drags Blue Nut up, the Ducks mug Toros Blanco but he starts fighting them off with CHOPS! Both backhand and overhand! CHOP after CHOP, but then Rick blocks one!
Mack kicks Taros low, Rick knuckle locks and CHOPS Taros in return. Rick goes to a corner, up and up, and shouts “LUCHA LIBRE~” before he hits a FLYING ARM-DRAG to throw Blanco! Mack then scoops Blanco for a GUTBUSTER, and Rick runs in, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Ducks drag Blanco up, and they throw him out together! The Ducks dust their hands off, but Blanco holds onto the ropes! His feet don’t touch the floor! Fans fire up as the Ducks turn around and see Blanco still here! The Ducks rush over as Blanco skins the cat! Blanco grabs Rick with headscissors!
Mack helps Rick fight off the headscissors, then Mack goes after Blanco. Blanco GAMANGIRIS Mack away! Blanco slingshots but Rick SUPERKICKS him! Blanco falls to the floor, Rick ELIMINATES him! We’re at seven left and the Ducks are the only ones on the same team! Rojo DECKS Durr, Rick SUPERKICKS Rojo! Blue Nut RAMS the Ducks, they rebound off ropes, they RAM him together, but Blue Nut stays put! Blue Nut roars, but the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him! Taros Rojo comes back, kicks off Rick to ASAI DDT Mack! Rojo runs at Rick, Rick hip tosses but Rojo rebounds off ropes to arm-drag Rick!
The Ducks scramble to their feet, Rojo runs at them both to DOUBLE SHOTGUN then down! Fans fire up and Rojo hurries to pick Mack up. Rojo throws Mack over, but Rick hurries and grabs Mack’s legs! Mack dangles off the apron, upside-down! Rojo stomps Rick, but he holds on and Mack does a sit up. Mack grabs the ropes, Rick lets go of his legs, and Rojo drags Rick up to CLUB him to a corner. Rojo lifts Rick but Rick resists, and Mack goes after Rojo. Durr returns and he helps attack Rojo, too! The 3v1 is working, they get Rojo up and over the top rope! Rojo holds on, and he fights them all off with forearms!
The Ducks and Durr back off, and then the Ducks RAM Durr into Rojo! Rojo falls, The Ducks and Durr ELIMINATE him! No more Taros Locos! The Ducks celebrate with Durr, patting him on the shoulders. And then they both TOSS Durr up and out to ELIMINATE him, too! No more Ikana Royal Family! The Ducks high-ten while fans are a bit torn. But then Blue Nut rushes in! The Ducks dodge, Blue Nut blocks Rick’s superkick, and throws it into Mack! Blue Nut then waistlocks Rick, but Rick reaches out to waistlock Mack! Mack is confused, but then he switches to get around behind Blue Nut.
Mack tries to lift but Blue Nut’s too big. Blue Nut ELBOWS Mack away, but Rick ROUNDHOUSES Blue Nut! Blue Nut staggers, the Ducks double whip, but he blocks! Blue Nut double whips The Ducks! He also runs the ropes, and he DOUBLE LARIATS them down! Fans fire up with Blue Nut, and he drags Rick up, and he TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! Four teams remain with one person each! Mack gets to a corner, Blue Nut stands in another, and Groose and Hammer stand off. Groose and Hammer look at the other two, and fans rally up as the four approach. Hammer swings on Mack but he ducks, and Groose JABS Blue Nut!
Mack CHOPS Hammer! Groose JABS Blue Nut! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! Mack CHOPS Hammer again, Groose winds up, and Mack gets RIGHT HAND OF THE GODDESS!! Mack goes down, but Hammer uses his tail to sweep Groose’s legs! Blue Nut swings on Hammer, Hammer dodges and runs, but Blue Nut LARIATS him down! Fans fire up with Blue Nut, but Mack brings him in for a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Mack rolls back and the Hebra Express starts up with another NORTHERN LIGHTS! And they’re at the ropes! Mack dumps Blue Nut out to the apron and Blue Nut tumbles to the floor! Mack ELIMINATES Blue Nut! No more Forged by Violence!!
Mack is fired up but Groose gets his arms! Groose chicken wings, turns Mack around, but Mack shoves Groose away! Hammer CLOBBERS Groose! Mack throws forearms on Hammer, backs Hammer down, then whips, but Hammer reverses. Mack ducks and comes back, but Hammer catches the crossbody! Hammer backs up towards ropes, but Mack fights and flails! Mack gets free, KNEES Hammer low, then works to lift Hammer. Hammer shoves Mack away, and Groose is there to keep Mack moving, and Groose TOSSES Mack out! Groose ELIMINATES Mack, and the Arrow Club is out! Groose and Hammer are the only two left!
Fans are thunderous as Groose and Hammer stare down. The two slowly approach each other, and fans chant for “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” The two talk a little trash, and the hands start flying! Groose gets the edge and backs Hammer down to a corner! Groose fires off, but Hammer turns it around to CLUB away! Groose throws hands in return, they scrap, and Hammer GoroUppers! Groose BOOTS and ROCKS and ROCKS Hammer again! Hammer turns things around to CHOP, and CHOP, and ROCK Groose, but Groose ROCKS him back! Hammer headlocks, Groose powers out, they RAM shoulders, then Hammer BOOTS Groose down!
Fans fire up while Hammer eggs Groose on. Groose gets up, Hammer CLUBS him, reels him in, but Groose fights the suplex! Groose suplexes Hammer!! Fans fire up and Groose keeps after Hammer with more CLUBBING forearms! Groose ROCKS Hammer but Hammer kicks Groose low! Hammer kicks low again, GOROUPPERS, and Groose staggers, but comes back with forearms! Groose aims for ropes, but Hammer reverses, only for Groose to hold ropes. Hammer storms up but into a BOOT! Groose throws body shots, brings Hammer around to throw at ropes, but Hammer holds on. Groose CLUBS away to force Hammer to the apron!
Hammer fights with Groose, but Groose ROCKS Hammer with another forearm! Groose turns Hammer around to have him on the ropes. Groose holds up his fist and fans fire up! BEATS OF THE THUNDER DRUM! Fans count along, Groose gets to nine, then winds up for TEN! Hammer sputters and fans are thunderous. Groose runs side to side, and he BLASTS Hammer off the apron and to the floor! The Good, the Bad and the Studly win!!
Winners: Groose, Tingle & Ladrona (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)
The first two teams out were the last two teams standing, and in the end, The Skyfall Stud showed the most heart! Will Groose, Ladrona & Tingle soon be the King, Queen and Jack of the Trios Division? Or will the UnderWorld Order hold onto the gold?
HPW Goddess Championship: Midna VS Aveil!
The “Twilight Princess Double Header” begins, and it’s ladies first as she starts against the Desert Flower! Will Aveil bring some gold back to the Gerudo Sisterhood? Or will Midna make it past the first hurdle?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and Midna puts herself to the test!
The bell rings and fans rally up already. The two circle, and Aveil offers a handshake. Midna smiles and accepts, and fans cheer the sportsmanship. The two circle again, feel out the grapple, and Aveil shoots around to waistlock. Midna pries at the hold, wrenches free and has a wristlock. Aveil reaches for ropes but Midna keeps her away from them. Aveil spins, wrenches back, hammerlocks then headlocks. Midna throws a hard body shot, then slips out the back to headlock Aveil. Midna grinds Aveil, hits a takeover, but Aveil headscissors. Midna kips free, Aveil reverses roles with a headlock takeover of her own.
Midna headscissors, Aveil kips free, and the two stand off. Fans applaud as the two reset. They feel out another grapple, Midna avoids Aveil shooting in this time, and the two keep circling. Aveil goes for a leg, Midna blocks her with a facelock and sprawl. Midna pulls on the facelock, throws knees, then suplexes Aveil up and over! Midna floats to a cover, TWO! Midna keeps on Aveil with a chinlock. Fans rally as Aveil endures and Midna leans on the hold. Aveil fights up, throws body shots, but Midna knees low again. Midna whips Aveil to a corner, runs in, but into an elbow! Aveil goes up to CROSSBODY, but Midna catches her!
Midna carries Aveil around with a big smile, and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Aveil tumbles out of the ring while fans fire up. Midna goes to the ropes and takes aim. Midna PLANCHAS but Aveil slides in! Aveil builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Midna hits railing! Fans fire up with Aveil and she puts Midna in the ring. Aveil goes to a corner and climbs up, but Midna hits the ropes to trip her up! Midna then hurries up after Aveil, brings Aveil up, but Aveil fights the superplex with body shots! Aveil throws forearm after forearm, then a HEADBUTT! Midna staggers back, Aveil adjusts, and CROSSBODIES! Direct hit this time!
Fans rally up and Aveil waits on Midna to get up. Midna sits up, Aveil runs in, but Midna ducks the Penalty Kick to roll Aveil up! TWO, and Aveil SHOTGUNS Midna down! Aveil hurries to the cover, TWO! Midna gets to a corner while fans fire up. Aveil smirks and eggs Midna on. Midna frowns and stands up, and the two circle again. They approach, and Aveil KICKS Midna in the leg! Midna walks that off, swings on Aveil but Aveil ducks to throw body shots. Aveil ROCKS Midna with a left hand! Fans fire up, Aveil whips Midna to a corner, then runs in, only to be put on the apron. Midna swings but Aveil counter punches her!
Midna staggers back, Aveil aims, springboards, MISSILE DROPKICK! Aveil kips up while fans fire up, and she storms over to Midna. Midna sits back up, Aveil KICKS her in the chest! And KICKS! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! Aveil powers up, but Midna ducks the buzzsaw! Midna rolls Aveil up again, Aveil rolls through, but into a DDT! Aveil gets spiked! Fans fire up as Midna drags Aveil to a drop zone then goes up the corner! TWISTED TWILIGHT!! Cover, TWO?!? Aveil survives and Midna is shocked! Midna asks referee Maron Ron Ron about the count but Maron says it was fair. Fans rally up for Aveil while Midna goes back after her.
Midna stands Aveil up to CHOP her! Aveil goes to ropes, and Midna storms up to CHOP her again! And CHOP again! Fans “WOO~!” and Midna whips Aveil to ropes. Aveil ducks ‘n’ dodges ‘n’ slides to ROLLING ELBOW! Aveil reels Midna in for a SAIDO! Fans fire up, Aveil roars, but Midna rises?! Aveil runs, right into a SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!! Midna grows frustrated but fans fire up again! Midna stalks Aveil as she stirs. Aveil slowly sits up, Midna runs in, but Aveil ducks the Twilight Sleep! Midna staggers up, Aveil reels her in, BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO! Fans are thunderous while Aveil is furious!
“This is Awesome!” as Aveil stalks Midna now. Aveil full nelsons Midna, but Midna fights the lift! Midna claws at the full nelson but Aveil holds tight. Aveil tries the lift again but Midna still fights it. Midna kicks off ropes and they fall back! Midna rolls back to a cover, TWO!! Aveil lets go in time, but Midna BOOTS her down! Fans fire up again while Midna scowls. Midna aims from behind Aveil again while fans rally up. Aveil sits up, into TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cover, Midna wins!
Winner: Midna, by pinfall (still HPW Goddess Champion)
The Desert Flower wilts in the Twilight, and Midna holds onto this belt! But wait, her other challenger is already making his entrance? Lupay and the Faces of Evil aren’t letting Midna rest for one second! Is the Wild Wolfos going to pounce while his prey is tired?
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Midna VS Lupay w/ The Faces of Evil!
The Twilight Princess has made it through the first half but here comes part two! Will Midna still be HPW’s Double Champion? Or will she only go 50-50?
The introductions are made, this belt is raised, and we see how much Midna has left in the tank!
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally for Midna but Harlequin boos and gives thumbs down right at ringside. Midna and Lupay approach, feel things out, and knuckle lock. Midna breaks one and wrenches the other to wrangle Lupay down. Lupay pulls hair and referee Maron reprimands but Lupay’s already brought Midna down. Lupay has the arm now, double knuckle lock cover, ONE as Midna gets an arm up. Lupay puts that arm down, ONE as Midna gets the other arm up. Lupay pushes that down, TWO as Midna bridges! Lupay jumps on but Midna stays up! Lupay sweeps the legs to cover again, TWO as Midna bridges again!
Lupay jumps over Midna and stands her back up to then cross the arms and arm-drag her to a corner. Lupay runs in to SPLASH! Then he pushes Midna down and goes up the corner. Midna gets up, Lupay AX HANDLES her down! Lupay howls but fans boo, and Lupay puts Midna back in a corner. Lupay CLAWS Midna’s back! Fans boo and Maron reprimands while Midna writhes, but Lupay stomps Midna down. Lupay stomps a mudhole, digs his boot in, but lets off as Maron counts 4. Lupay then drags Midna up, scoops her, but Midna slips free. Midna ROCKS Lupay, whips him to a corner, but Lupay goes up and over.
Lupay keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges and CROSSBODIES! But Midna rolls through! Midna carries Lupay, but Harlequin gets on the apron! Maron reprimands and fans boo, but Glutko gets up on the other apron! Midna SMACKS him with Lupay’s feet! But Militron trips Midna! She falls back with Lupay on top of her! Lupay shouts to Maron, she counts the cover, TWO! Midna is mad now and she fires off on Lupay! Lupay gets in the ropes for defense, Maron counts and Midna backs off. The FOE complain but she tells them to shut up. Lupay bails out and regroups with The FOE, Harlequin fanning him off.
Maron tells Lupay to get back in the ring, as does Midna, and The FOE coach Lupay up. Lupay slides in, he and Midna circle again, and fans rally up. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, go around, and Lupay pulls hair again! Maron reprimands as Lupay puts Midna against ropes. Lupay lets go of Midna’s hair but he doesn’t back off. Maron counts, Lupay slowly lets off, and fans applaud the clean break. But then Lupay kicks Midna low! Fans boo, Lupay snapmares Midna into a chinlock. Midna endures as Lupay digs his knee into her back. Lupay fishhooks Midna’s mouth to make her smile!
Maron reprimands, Lupay lets off, but then he JAMS his knee into Midna’s back! He grabs the arms to now have a motorcycle stretch. Midna endures again and fans rally up. Midna fights up, but Lupay lets the arms go to throw Midna down by her hair! Maron reprimands and fans boo but Lupay soaks up the heat. Lupay goes back to Midna while she clutches her head. The damage done by Aveil is coming into play as Lupay wraps on another chinlock. Lupay leans on the hold but fans rally up. Midna reaches out for ropes but Lupay turns her away from them. Midna fights up again, and throws body shots.
Lupay CLUBS Midna on the back! Then he picks her up for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Midna hangs tough and fans rally up. The FOE coach Lupay up, and he stomps Midna to ropes. Lupay CHOKES Midna on the ropes, Maron counts and fans boo. Lupay lets off at 4 and argues with Maron, but that allows Harlequin to SLAP Midna! Fans boo more, but Midna is pissed! Midna rushes out after Harlequin but he runs to hide behind Militron! Midna dares him to do something, it’ll get Lupay disqualified. But speaking of Lupay, he slides out and RAMS Midna into barriers! Fans boo but Lupay just howls to the moon.
Lupay brings Midna around, whips, but Midna reverses! Lupay hits barriers now! Midna grits her teeth, runs in and BOOTS Lupay over the barriers! Fans lose their minds as Lupay falls right at their feet! The FOE protest but Midna tells them to shut up. Midna drags Lupay up and over the barrier to then put back in the ring. Fans cheer and Midna aims from the corner. Lupay sits up, but Harlequin gets on the apron while shouting, “LOOK OUT!” Fans boo, Maron reprimands, and Midna runs over to BOOT Harlequin down! Fans cheer, and Maron tells The FOE that they’re EJECTED! Fans cheer even more!
The FOE are upset, but the fans sing “HEY HEY HEY~! Good-bye~!” The FOE reluctantly go around the ring and to the ramp, shouting the whole way, but Midna just goes back to Lupay. Midna CHOPS Lupay, CHOPS him again, then whips. Lupay reverses, to reel Midna in for a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Midna sputters, Lupay reels her in for a T-BONE SUPLEX! Fans boo but Lupay howls again. Midna flounders to a corner, Lupay goes to the opposite. Lupay runs in, STINGER SPLASH! Lupay puts Midna in the drop zone and hurries up top! FULL MOONSAULT, but onto knees! Midna saves herself at the last second!
Fans are thunderous while Lupay sputters and writhes. Midna aims from the corner again, waits on Lupay to sit up, TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cover, Midna wins!!
Winner: Midna, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)
Midna passes the test! She clears the Twilight Princess Double Header with both belts! It was hard fought, but will it only get harder from here?
Tick-tock, tick-tock, the hands move on the face of a clock.
It’s the Termina Clock Tower! And then, it transitions into the HPW Termina Championship, around the waist of Ganon. The camera pans up to look at Ganon, and zooms out to show he’s already in Termina’s capital of Clock Town. He stands in front of the Clock Tower, and Onox walks over. Ganon says, “About time you showed up.” Onox says, “Clever. But good of you to show up at all.” Ganon was happy to, he’s never been to Termina. Plus, he wants to see the sights before “the big night.” The camera then looks to a poster on the wall. Termina Velocity returns on July 4th! And headlining the night will be Ganon VS Onox for the HPW Termina Championship!
Onox says, “The clock is ticking. Enjoy what time you have left with that title, because the next time you visit, it’ll be staying here.” Ganon chuckles as Onox turns to leave, then says, “You better enjoy the time you have left, before I retire you.” Onox stops to look back over his shoulder, but also chuckles. Onox keeps walking, and Ganondorf looks up at the clock as it’s about to strike high noon. Who will be standing after this big time dream match?
HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Link VS Zelda VS Fin Balure VS Majora!
Darkness looms over the HPW landscape with the Hero’s Shadow as Triforce Champion. But there is a glimmer of hope that the light will return, depending on who wins here tonight. Will the Hero of Hyrule earn another match with his brother? Will the Princess of Hyrule move on to a new title? Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla take aim on behalf of Arrow Club? Or will the Monster Mask bring along a new darkness?
Link is sticking with his classic green tights, the ones he wore in the Triforce Tournament. Zelda brings out a new white version of her Sheik gear, with black Sheikah eye and other highlights. Fin sticks with the same arrow patterned gear we saw him in before, and Majora… Well, it’s hard to say if he’s ever really wearing clothing, but he looks the same as he did during the Triforce Tournament Finals. The fans rally between Link and Zelda, and maybe a handful for Fin, but no one is cheering Majora. The bell rings, and the others are wary of Majora. Majora storms up, Fin bails out while Zelda and Link go after Majora.
Fans fire up as Link and Zelda throw hands and back Majora down to ropes. They double whip, but Majora breaks through the double clotheslines and then DOUBLE LARIATS them! Fans boo, but then Fin jumps onto Majora with a SLEEPER! Fans are torn but still more cheers than jeers for Fin. Majora reaches back, throws Fin off, but Link SUPERKICKS Majora! Majora stays up, which surprises Link, so he SUPERKICKS again! Majora staggers back, Zelda runs up to CHOP BLOCK a leg out! Majora drops to a knee, Link SUPERKICKS! Zelda BUZZSAWS! Link and Zelda each get an arm, DOUBLE LIGHT- NO, Majora yanks Zelda and Link into each other!
Majora barrels into both Link and Zelda, pushes them into the ropes, and then comes back to DOUBLE BACK DROP! Fans boo while Link and Zelda tumble away. But Fin returns to CHOP Majora! Majora just glares at Fin, but Fin CHOPS again! Majora blocks Fin’s next chop, whips Fin to a corner, then runs in to SPLASH! Majora brings Fin around to toss out of the ring, then goes out after him. Majora RAMS Fin into railing! Then he suplexes Finn to the floor! Majora keeps moving and he CLOBBERS Zelda! And he POUNCES Link onto the announce desk! Rusl’s drink goes everywhere as he and Link fall over!
Fans lose their minds, but plenty boo, and Majora just soaks it all up. Majora goes back to Zelda, puts her in the ring, then storms in to stalk her. Majora reels Zelda into a wheelbarrow, but Zelda fights the lift, only for Majora to fight the victory roll. Majora brings Zelda up again but Zelda hooks a leg. Zelda pries the waistlock and drop toeholds, but Majora only drops to a knee. Zelda grabs an arm, CLUBS away on the shoulder, but Majora throws a heavy body shot! Zelda sputters, Majora whips her to ropes, then scoops her for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Zelda shows her toughness but Majora looms over her.
Majora gives her toying kicks and eggs Zelda on while the fans rally up. Zelda scowls as she sits up, and Majora scuffs her in the face. Majora gives more kicks, and Zelda grabs the leg! Majora tries to shake her off and he even CLUBS her on the back, but she still DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Majora barks in pain and hobbles, and Zelda stalks up behind him again. Zelda runs in but Majora avoids the chop block! Zelda gets back up and Majora mule kicks her. Majora runs, but Fin drags Zelda out of the ring! Fin gets in the ring to SHOTGUN Majora! Majora staggers around, Fin runs in to CHOP Majora against ropes!
Fin whips, Majora reverses, and Fin WRECKS Zelda with a dropkick! Majora storms over, Fin gets around, Majora holds ropes to block the roll-up! Fin avoids Majora’s stomp, has hold of a leg and JAMS the knee joint! Majora clutches that leg, Fin rolls Majora up now, TWO! Zelda trips Fin now and drags him out! Zelda ROCKS Fin with a forearm! Link springboards in to FLYING KNEE Majora! He keeps moving and he DIVES onto Zelda and Fin at the ramp! Fans fire up with Link, he goes back to the apron and aims at Majora again. Link springboards again to MISSILE DROPKICK Majora down!
Fans fire up, Majora is in a drop zone and Link hurries to a corner. Link climbs, aims, FIRE ARROW! Direct hit! Cover, TWO! Link goes back up, but Fin goes after him from the outside! Fin trips Link into a Tree of Woe! Fin then climbs up over Link, aims at Majora, COUP DE- NO, Majora moves! Fin lands on his feet but he hobbles, and Majora SHOTGUNS Fin into Link in the corner! Fin sits down, trapping Link, and Majora aims from the far corner. Majora runs corner to corner but Zelda also runs in! Majora CANNONBALLS Fin and Link and Zelda dropkicks them all! Fans fire up again as Zelda drags Majora to a cover, TWO!
Fans rally while Zelda stomps Majora and drags Fin up. But Fin cradle counters! TWO!! Fin almost caught Zelda there! Fin swings but Zelda bobs ‘n’ weaves then SOBATS! Front kick! DROPKICK! Fans fire up but then Majora picks Zelda right up for a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Majora covers, but Link ICE ARROWS it apart! Fans are thunderous as all four people are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stands up and he drags Fin up. Link ROCKS Fin, then CHOPS, then whips, but Fin reverses. Link denies the slingblade and shoves Fin away, but then the SLINGBLADE hits after all! Zelda storms up but Fin blocks her kick!
Fin ducks the enziguri but not the REWIND HEEL! Fin staggers, into a POISON-RANA! Fin flops out of the ring, Link gets back up, but Zelda ducks his clothesline and gives him a HYLIAN KISS headbutt! Link wobbles but stays up, Zelda gets around to chicken wing, but Link fights the takedown for the Impa Lock! Link pries the chinbar away, but Majora runs in! Link moves and Majora SPEARS Zelda!! Everyone, including Link, is shocked! Fans chant “YOU EFFED UP! YOU EFFED UP!” at Link, and he looks around all flustered. Majora storms up, but Link kicks him in the leg. But Majora UPPERCUTS him down!
Fin watches carefully as Majora drags Link up. Majora UPPERCUTS Link to put him in the corner, then he stomps a mudhole in! But Fin drags Zelda from the corner to cover! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts, Majora notices and lets off Link, TWO!! Zelda survives, Majora still storms over and he stands Fin up to CHOP! Fin sputters and falls into a corner, and Majora stomps him now. Link grits his teeth as he gets up to storm after Majora. Majora digs his boot into Fin, but turns his head around to see Link! He’s like an owl, his head doing a 180! Link still ROCKS Majora with a forearm! Fans fire up as Link fires off shots against the ropes!
Link whips Majora, Majora reverses but Link ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS Majora! A bit of a rough tumble for Majora out of the ring, but Link doesn’t let off! Link builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Majora is sent into the railing! Link gets back in the ring, keeps moving, and he DIVES again! Another direct hit and Majora’s sent back into railing! Link puts Majora in the ring, runs again, and MASTER SWORDS! Cover, but Fin breaks it! Fin drags Link into the dragon sleeper, but then Zelda gets Fin’s free arm in the chicken wing! IMPA LOCK, but Fin holds onto Link in the dragon sleeper as a submission hold!
Fans are thunderous again, Link kicks his way back to a double cover! TWO!! Zelda and Fin barely let go in time, they all scramble to their feet, and Majora SMACKS Link in the back with a chair! Fans boo as Majora JAMS Fin in the gut! And SMACKS him on the back! Zelda kicks the chair out of Majora’s hands to then kick Majora low. Zelda picks up the chair to SMACK Majora on the back! Majora drops to his knees, and then Zelda SMACKS him again! Zelda puts the chair under Majora’s head to SMACK him off it! Majora is down, fans fire up, and Zelda runs, to HANDSPRING LEG DROP on the chair!
Fans lose their minds over that while Zelda pushes Majora over for a cover. TWO?!?! Majora survives and everyone is shocked! Seems he really is a monster! Link is looking under the ring, and “Nana nana, nana nana, nana nana, nana nana… NA NA NA NAAA~!” He brings out a TABLE! Fans fire up as Link sets that up ringside. Link coordinates with Zelda and she kicks Majora to the apron. Link gets on the apron and drags Majora up. Link CLUBS away on Majora, then brings him up. Link facelocks, but Majora resists the suplex! Majora throws body shots, then picks Link up! But Fin CHOPS Majora on the back!
Link lands back on the apron and Zelda HOTSHOTS Majora! Link and Fin work together to get Majora up, and they DOUBLE POWERBOMB Majora through the table!! Fans lose their minds again while the other three stand tall! Link and Zelda high-five, and then Link high-fives Fin. Only for Fin to clothesline Link into the ring! Fans boo, Zelda storms up but Fin GAMANGIRIS her away! Fin runs in, and he SLINGBLADES Zelda! And he SLINGBLADES Link! Fin flexes while fans are torn, and Fin sees he has targets in opposite corners. Fin runs in to CHOP Link! Then he runs corner to corner to CHOP Zelda!
Fin runs back at Link but Link MASTER SWORDS him first! Zelda SCREW HIGH KICKS Link! Fans fire up as Zelda covers Link, TWO! Zelda covers Fin, TWO! Fin and Link sit up, Zelda KICKS Link in the chest! Then KICKS Fin in the chest! Back and forth she KICKS Link with her right leg, and KICKS Fin with her left leg! Fans chant “YES!” with every KICK! Zelda then powers up and aims at Fin, but he ducks the buzzsaw! Fin rolls Zelda up, ONE as Link rolls Fin up! ONE as Zelda rolls Link up! TWO and Zelda is sent into Fin! Link runs in, Zelda sends Fin at Link, and Link sunset flips! But Fin rolls through to basement dropkick!
Zelda runs in to PENALTY KICK Fin! Cover, but Link drags Zelda off! Zelda gets up in Link’s face but he doesn’t back down. Zelda CHOPS him! Link brushes off his chest and stares Zelda down. Zelda CHOPS Link again! Link doesn’t back down, so Zelda CHOPS him again! And again! And again! Link fireman’s carries her! Zelda kicks free, goes for the chicken wing, but Link arm-drags Zelda away! Fin SHOTGUNS Link out of the ring! Zelda mule kicks Fin and pump handles, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Zelda almost snatches this one! Fin CHOPS Zelda, whips, but Zelda reverses, and Fin WRECKS Link with a dropkick!
Zelda runs in, Fin dodges and CHOPS again! Fin bumps Zelda off buckles, reels her in, DEPTH- NO, Zelda fights the suplex! Zelda throws body shots, wrenches out, reels Fin in, but Fin fights the chicken wing! Fin arm-drags Zelda away, storms up on her, but she KICKS him in the leg! And middle kick! And SOBAT! But Fin ducks the enziguri, disrupting the Bolero of Fire! Fin dragon sleepers, inverted suplex, BLOODY SUNDAY! Cover, LINK BREAKS IT IN TIME!! Fans are thunderous while everyone is down and this match continues! Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow!
Link, Fin and Zelda all sit up, and fans rally as they all glare at each other. Fin punches Link, so Link punches Fin back! Fin CHOPS Zelda, Zelda forearms Fin! Zelda CHOPS Link, Link grits his teeth, and he CHOPS Fin! Fin forearms Link, Zelda CHOPS Fin, Link CHOPS Fin! The three of them stand, Fin forearms Link! Link forearms Fin! Fin forearms Zelda! Zelda forearms Link! Link CHOPS Fin! Fin CHOPS Link! Link ROCKS Fin! Zelda CHOPS Link! Link CHOPS Fin! Fin and Zelda both look at each other and then at Link. They ask why he’s only hitting Fin! Link looks at Zelda, but isn’t sure what to say.
Zelda tilts her head as she says, “Link.” He tilts his head with an exasperated expression, and she again says, “Link.” She says they talked about this beforehand. They’re opponents, he can hit her. Link frowns, Zelda pushes him and tells him to hit her. Link puts his hands on his hips but she pushes him again. “Come on. Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Hit me! I’m here! Hit me!” Link goes from annoyed to frustrated to upset, and he CHOPS Fin! He still couldn’t do it! Link fires off on Fin with more CHOPS and forearms while Zelda just sighs and hangs her head. Link whips but Fin reverses, and sends him into Zelda!
Zelda and Link fall over, and Fin hurries to drag Link back up! DEPTH CHARGE!! Fin WRECKS Zelda out of the ring with a dropkick, and then he hurries up a corner! But Majora rises up?!? Majora SHOVES Fin off the corner! Fin hits off the apron before hitting the floor! Majora then aims at Link from the corner! Link rises up slowly, Majora runs in, TORPEDO MAJORA!!! Cover, MAJORA WINS!!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Triforce Championship)
Fans are furious that the Monster Mask took advantage! Majora flips everyone off as he now stands the next challenger to the Triforce Champion! It will be another battle of darkness for the top title, who will be left standing when they reach Terminal Velocity?
My Thoughts:
I feel really good about this one. Well, I was still torn on who should win that main event, but it just feels too soon for Link and Kage to meet again. Link winning again would make him a three-time Triforce Champion in a span of three years, it feels like how NXT booked Face Bron Breakker. And we got three Face wins in the other matches, so Majora is the one Heel who got something. Plus, c’mon, Termina? Majora’s Mask? This has been a long time coming for HPW. Link, Fin, Zelda, they can all get their opportunities down the line.
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HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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