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Andrew’s SLAMMIVERSARY Results & Match Ratings: 7.15.2023 | The Chairshot
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Andrew’s SLAMMIVERSARY Results & Match Ratings: 7.15.2023

Slammiversary is tonight! Will Alex Shelley just be a transitional champion? Is Trinity ready for championship gold outside of WWE? Only one way to find out…

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Even with a few replacements being necessary for one marquee matches, it also created a nice little buzz. With Deaner replacing Steve Maclin, PCO needs a replacement. Scott D’Amore made a phone call at the end of IMPACT on Thursday, who could it be? Eric Young? Bobby Roode? Teddy Hart? Johnny Devine? A truck filled with All Dressed Chips? Only one way to find out!

We had the Digital Media title match on the Countdown, so I figured I’d start with that. But the official first match is the Ultimate X…lets get this anniversary party going!

Ratings:

  • Digital Media Championship: Stripper Kenny w/Sheldon Jean vs Joe Hendry (c): Kenny King wins via Dirty Cradle – ** 1/4TITLE CHANGE!!
  • Ultimate X Match: Kushida vs Kevin Knight vs Jonathan Gresham vs Mike Bailey vs Alan Angels vs Jake Something: Kushida wins the X – ** 1/2 
  • The Coven (Taylor Wilde & KiLynn King) (c) vs MK Ultra (Masha Slamovich & Killer Kelly): Masha wins via RUssian Death Device – ** 1/2TITLE CHANGE!!!
  • Special Enforcer Darren McCarty Grudge Match: Bully Ray & Deaner w/Kon vs Team Canada (Scott D’Amore & Eric Young): EY wins via Macho Elbow – *** 1/4
  • X Division Championship: Lio Rush vs Chris Sabin (c): Lio wins via Final Hour – N/ATITLE CHANGE!!!!!
  • IMPACT Tag Team Championship 4 Way: Moose & Brian Myers vs The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) (c) vs SUBculture (Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster w/Dani Luna) vs  Sami Callihan & Rich Swann: SUBculture wins via Fall to Pieces – *** 1/2TITLE CHANGE!!!!
  • Frankie Kazarian w/Traci Brooks vs Eddie Edwards w/Lish: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – ***
  • Knockouts World Championship: Trinity vs Deonna Purrazzo (c): Trinity wins via Starstruck – *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
  • World Championship Match: Alex Shelley (c) vs Nick Aldis: Shelley retains via Shellshock – **** 

 

Results:

Digital Media Championship: Stripper Kenny w/Sheldon Jean vs Joe Hendry (c)

Kenny actually takes his entrance shirt off immediately and rushes Hendry, but Hendry catches him and starts to toy with Kenny. A solid 30 second delayed suplex causes Kenny to powder right afterwards and then he sends Sheldon into the ring to distract Hendry and sneak attack him. Kenny puts a few moves together for a near fall, but he’s more interested in talking and grabbing a Chippendales bowtie from Sheldon to choke Hendry at first and then Hendry is wearing the tie as Kenny continues his offense.

T-bone Suplex out of the corner gives Kenny another near fall, as King sinks in a Guillotine to try and put Hendry to sleep. Hendry fires up, a few rope run misses and then Hendry catches the Crossbody, Sack of Shit! Hendry is about to remove the bowtie, but then instead decides to play around and do a little Dirty Dango. Eddy Gordo kick, Kenny goes to the top, Hendry catches him, Standing Ovation! But Sheldon puts Kenny’s foot on the rope to break the pinfall.

Kenny throws Hendry to the outside, goes for a Tornillo, but Hendry sidesteps and Kenny takes out Sheldon. Hendry comes in, Kenny goes for a flash Cradle and Sheldon holds Kenny’s feet on the ropes, and Hendry loses!

Ultimate X Match: Kushida vs Kevin Knight vs Jonathan Gresham vs Mike Bailey vs Alan Angels vs Jake Something

Okay, Jake is a big a surprise. I hope he gets a good push if this is a proper return. 

Everyone who isn’t Something tries to jump up the turnbuckles and rush the X, but Jake starts plucking everyone off. Kevin Knight actually jumps on Jake’s shoulders and tries to sneak the X that way, and it looks pretty cool but to no avail. Jake Powerbombs Knight onto the pile of waiting people outside because its wrestling in 2023.

Angels cuts off Something from climbing for the X, Gresham and Bailey try to team up to take down Jake but he fights them off. So all 5 of the other competitors focus Jake with Angels putting the finishing touches over the top rope. Two teams of two start fighting in an interesting tornado sort of way. After Gresham and Bailey take out Knight and Kushida, they wipe out Jake and then have words about climbing. So things break down they start fighting and Angels shows up for the slowest most obvious Dual Spanish Fly I’ve ever seen.

Kushida stops Angels, Electric Chair on the Apron, Knight hits a Doomsday Dropkick sending Angels back into again, a pile of waiting bodies because it’s cooperative bullshit 2023 wrestling. Bailey decides to climb the lighting truss and Ultimate Triangle Moonsault into the bodies. The waiting for high spots mentality of wrestlers is dumb as shit nowadays, but at least the spot was cool. Angels introduces a chair and Chairshots get handed out to everyone for Angels to try and get to the X without interference. But Knight cuts off Angels while his crossing the cables and Angels decides to drop down and Poison Rana for his troubles.

Gresham is the next one trying to stop Angels, and Angels with the back kick into the balls. Angels thinks he’s got some space but then the big bear that is Jake Something smashes Angels’ face into the truss and then starts crossing to the X. Angels dives for a flying nut shot on Jake. Bailey, Kushida and Angels are crossing, Angels kicks Bailey in the dick, but Kushida crosses in a way for his nuts to not be exposed. He punches Angels down from the cables and Kushida wins!

If Sabin wins or loses, the interesting thing happens if Shelley retains. Because Kushida or Sabin possibly cashing in Option C has some nice levels to it. 

The Coven (Taylor Wilde & KiLynn King) (c) vs MK Ultra (Masha Slamovich & Killer Kelly)

This is a match made in Hot Topic heaven. Sexy Witches versus Sexy Violent chicks. There are definitely Pornhub tags for this match.

Kelly wants Taylor to hit her and just absorbs the strikes until Masha comes in to say something to Kelly…but they turn around immediately to attack The Coven and utilize a few tandem moves out the gate. Kelly drives Taylor into a corner and smacks her around, she tags in Masha and Masha hits a big running Dropkick for a near fall. Taylor eventually slips a move and manages her own tag to KiLynn and they use some tandem offense herself.

Masha hits a cool rolling Cradle that she follows up immediately with a short Mushroom Stomp and then leans back into the Cradle for 2. Kelly tags back in and KiLynn and Kelly start trading some moves. Taylor swipes a blind tag, Kelly gets draped and Stun Gunned, then Taylor rocks her. KiLynn tags back in, throws down a few power spots but a big miss on a Top Rope Senton Bomb. Masha and Taylor come in, but Masha goes nuts with the Sambo strikes. Diving kicks, Spinning Heel Kicks, and nice offense until KiLynn breaks up the pin. Kelly tries to neutralize King with a Headbutt but she no sells and returns the Headbutt rocking Kelly.

Witches Wrath from Taylor, but Masha kicks out! They got for a Hart Attack style finish, but Kelly picks the leg to stop KiLynn, and Masha hits the Russian Death Device on Taylor for the win!

Special Enforcer Darren McCarty Grudge Match: Bully Ray & Deaner w/Kon vs Team Canada (Scott D’Amore & Eric Young)

While I would’ve liked a deeper dive, EY gets a huge reaction and seems pretty happy to come out to the Team Canada music again.

The match starts out with Deaner and EY, and Deaner is obviously rattled. So Deaner tags out before contact of course. EY starts with a simple Top Wristlock, D’Amore wants the tag, comes in but Bully slips away for them to talk. D’Amore hops up and down showing off some agility for an old fat guy…though his t-shirt is already soaked. Deaner tries to run the ropes to outdo D’Amore, but a Flashing Leg Lariat from D’Amore gives them the upper hand and a few more moves from Scott before EY gets tagged in. EY and Scott with a small 3D on Deaner before Scott tags back in and hits the Polish Hammer from the middle buckle. Deaner tries to get something going but Scott hits a Sky High for 2.

Kon tries to get involved, McCarty then also tries something but the referee of course gets wrapped up with McCarty, so Bully and Deaner take some shortcuts. Bully chucks Scott to the outside in front of Scott’s mother. Bully still showing a decent handle on classic heel tactics that resonate fairly well. Bully trying to bait Mama D’Amore into hitting him was very old school. The crowd starts singing the Canadian National Anthem, this must be the Canadian equivalent to the USA chant. Bully Low Blows Scott in front of the referee and demands to get disqualified. EY is saying don’t do it, Bully is trying to intimidate the ref, but surprisingly…the referee just takes his shirt off and quits the match.

Darren McCarty grabs the stripes, Scott finds an opening to Spear Bully, stereo tags, EY does the Flair/Adrian Adonis corner flip, runs to the corner, punches Deaner and lands his strike. Fluid offense from EY, Piledriver for Deaner, but Kon pulls McCarty out of the ring. Kon involves himself, attacks EY, then A-1 comes out of the crowd to eliminate Kon. McCarty hits a Stunner on Bully, EY and McCarty hold Bully’s legs and D’Amore hits the WAZZUP. They do a big get the tables spot, and this is an overbooked trainwreck, but the crowd loves it and Bully is such an easy to hate piece of shit, its fun to watch this type of old school wrasslin’. Bully goes through the table, Scott hits the Canadian Destroyer on Deaner, EY with the Macho Elbow and Team Canada wins!

X Division Championship: Lio Rush vs Chris Sabin (c)

HAIL SABIN!

Rush with the Handstand Kick as soon as Sabin gets to the ring, then blitzes right into a Suicide Dive. Blistering speed on the sneak attack.Ringside doc keeps telling Sabin not to start the match, but Sabin pushes the doc out of the way, says he’s gonna go and Rush Dropkicks him while he’s in the middle of taking his jacket off.

Rush frames Sabin and Sweeping Overhead Kick in the head, Final Hour from Lio…1…2…KICK OUT! Sabin is concussed and nearly out after the early attacks, Lio is shocked but goes up for another one, lands the Final Hour again…and wins?!

IMPACT Tag Team Championship 4 Way: Moose & Brian Myers vs The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) (c) vs SUBculture (Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster w/Dani Luna) vs  Sami Callihan & Rich Swann

This is a two men only style of 4 way, so things are gonna get messy.

Mandrews and Bey start off with some quick but not significant action, until Ace tags in and we see a quick bit of tandem moves. Mandrews bridges out of a headlock, Flash blind tags, SUBculture with some tandem Sentons and Ace is slowed down. Flash with the Lionsault to wipe out Austin and then Austin gets blind tagged from Rich, so a new team has some chance to win. Tandem offense from Sami and Rich, Sami hits the Get Out of Here, but Moose and Myers take advantage of things. They look to seize the opportunity with their power but things get reversed and everyone starts taking swings. Just a cavalcade of moves from everyone.

Flash wanted Pinball Wizard on the outside, but Sami cuts him off and instead dumps him outside with the Spicolli Driver. Flash fights back from the double team but Swann and Sami catch him and have a nice tandem strike into a Rolling Splash from Swann for 2. 450 finds nothing for Swann, Ace tags out Flash, Triangle Kick misses, but Drop Toe Hold gives them a chance. Torture Rack Bomb with Triangle Kick assist give ABC a near fall. Myers and Moose slide in, Double Jacknife, Moose tags out Flash but Mandrews sneaks a tag.

Mandrews keeps with the resilience, Moose gets the boot up and looks for a Brainbuster but Stundog Millionaire gives SUBculture the offense. Shadows Over Malice from Flash for 2! Moose tries to take out Rich and Bey together, beautiful Triangle Springboard Splash…but Bey and Rich combine to hit a Double Cutter on Moose. Very cool spot. 1-2-SWEET attempt, but here come the Rascalz! They wipe out Ace, Myers tags himself in but Flash hits the Eaton Rifle. Fall to Pieces from Mandrews and SUBculture wins!

Frankie Kazarian w/Traci Brooks vs Eddie Edwards w/Lish

A very old school grudge match start, where there’s a couple of Back Elbows, Chops and Roll-Ups early on. So at least it’s not typical Japanese grappling start. Kaz tries to build off a couple shots but Lish grabs his foot. Traci returns the favor on Eddie and Kaz connects with a big Backstabber into the Headlock to try and squeeze the air from Eddie.

Eddie dumps Kaz to the outside and Lish starts mocking him as Traci stalks towards Lish causing Eddie to get in-between the women. Manhattan Drop from Eddie into a Release Belly to Belly Suplex for 2. Eddie keeps things close with the wrist control and short arm chops. Eddie finally misses a chop and Kaz connects with a release German, which finally gives Kaz some momentum. Lish keeps trying to motivate Eddie even after Kaz drops him outside and then goes inside out with the Frankensteiner.

Kaz starts lighting up Eddie with chops, and as they’re going back inside Lish hits the Back Rake with her long nails. Kaz walks her back into Traci but before Traci can clock Lish, Eddie hits the Dive on Kaz. Eddie starts mouthing off to Kaz’s kid, then Frankie and Eddie exchange a few chops and headbutts that seem a bit stiff, but Kaz is mostly on the receiving end. Eddie peppers Kaz, Kaz fires up and they meet in the middle trading boots and chops before Kaz finally gets the best of the offense! Springboard Leg Drop but Eddie moves, but Kaz noticed and manages to land on his feet, lay out Eddie again and finally hit the Leg Drop for 2. Unprettier gets countered, Kaz tries the top rope but the Enzuigiri from Eddie says no. Backpack Stunner connects from Edwards for 2. Eddie takes Kaz to the top, Superplex!

Even though Eddie has been in better shape most of the match, he’s a little slow to follow up. Wants the Chicken Wing for salt in the wound, Kaz counters, goes for the Knee Party but Eddie ducks. Tiger Driver attempt, Kaz counters into a Reverse Powerslam for 2. They jockey for position, both try suplexes and end up both going over the top to the outside. Kaz is in the ring first, Eddie crawls up, Slingshot Cutter for 2! Frankie launches for a Diving Forearm, Eddie ducks and Kaz kills the referee! Both take each other out with Lariats as Lish decides to grab a Kendo Stick.

Traci takes down Lish when Lish tries to hit Frankie with the Kendo Stick and then wipes out Lish with a Charging Lariat. Kaz sinks in the Chicken Wing, Eddie taps out, but there is still no referee. Kaz goes to find the ref, Eddie grabs the stick, cracks it across Kaz’s back, Boston Knee Party and the Celtics win the rivalry game!

Knockouts World Championship: Trinity vs Deonna Purrazzo (c)

I don’t know who’s niece or daughter they got to play violin for Deonna’s entrance, but it was awful. Never do that again unless you get a good musician.

A few quick moments from both women, Trinity with the O’Connor Roll but Deonna slips it and almost gets the Fujiwara but rope break. Next exchange Deonna powders and avoids the Rear View. So we get the small tastes of both women going for the finishing moves but avoiding anything early. Deonna ducks the lariat, Trinity then tries to go to a Springboard but Deonna follows and pulls the ropes to drop Trinity off her Springboard attempt. Deonna starts to dissect pieces of Trinity already, focusing mostly on the left arm.

Trinity trips up Deonna, goes for a Leg Drop but Deonna moves and then hits a Sliding Dropkick for a near fall. Deonna grabs the left arm and whips Trinity back down to the ring on the damaged arm. Staying in control, Deonna bars the arm and drops back trying to hyper extend the arm or beat up the joints. Deonna charges the corner, Trinity tries to catch her in a Headscissors, but Deonna turns it into a forward Electric Chair Drop. Trinity manages to finally get some fire, a few kicks into a Samoan Drop to land a Disaster Kick for 2! Cradle into Starstruck, but now we get locomotion counter cradles. Trinity goes for a Running Headscissors but Deonna stops her and lands a Piledriver for 2! Knee Lift, into Russian Leg Sweep, and then Fujiwara Armbar!

Slingshot X Factor from Trinity, Split-Legged Moonsault for another near fall! They’re out fighting on the apron, Deonna hits a snap Queen’s Gambit, but takes a little too long to push her back into the ring so Trinity kicks out at 2. Deonna perches her, fires in some forearms and is looking for an Avalanche Queen’s Gambit. Trinity fights it off, Avalanche Bully Bomb into Starstruck. Trinity ties up the legs as well and Deonna taps out!

Not bad, but a little Sloppy and awkward at points. Plus that violinist was cringe as hell. 

World Championship Match: Alex Shelley (c) vs Nick Aldis

One has to hope that Shelley will break the current trend of all the champions losing their titles. Especially if Sabin is actually legit hurt with how awkward and sudden that Lio Rush match was. 

After the bell rings, Shelley and Aldis stare down a little and Shelley spits water in his face and goes after him quick. Early on Shelley gets caught in a Powerbomb and Aldis goes for the King’s Lynn Cloverleaf super quick. Are both Guns going to lose in quick upsets!?

Shelley gets to the ropes but it took a while so everything is even more uphill for Shelley. Aldis with the big sternum first Power Whip into the corner. Aldis is being slow and deliberate, Shelley tries to kick the knee fast but Shelley is favoring his back so Aldis gets annoyed and starts stomping on Shelley. Shelley eats some turnbuckle and keeps absorbing strikes, chokes and Irish Whips. Shelley tries a Body Press out of the corner, but Aldis catches him and deposits him quite easily. Another whip to the corner, and Shelley moves out of the way, charges, sees the foot come up and catches it in the Dragon Screw. Kicks the inner thigh and Dragon Screws the same leg (left leg) again. Shelley goes for the grounded Dragon Screw even through a few of Aldis’ upkicks. Hesitation Dropkick to the left knee, then Shelley hits the Spinning Toe Hold on the left leg, another stomp and looks for a Figure Four but Aldis gets out of it. Dive from Shelley but Aldis turns things around on the outside. Aldis grabs Shelley, looks for an Inside Out Suplex to the floor, but Shelley snaps Aldis away with top rope, floats over the top and lands on Aldis’ arm and they start to brawl outside a bit. Aldis tries to ram Shelley into the post, but Shelley slips and shoves Aldis into said post. Shelley is trying to break Aldis’ fingers in the chains of the turnbuckles and the crowd loves it.

Another stomp on the hand and the crowd craves violence. Shelley goes for the Shoulder Block, Aldis dodges, thinks he caught him but then eats a Dragon Screw. Shelley then connects with a Chop Block while Aldis is reeling from the Dragon Screw. Close quarters dirty boxing and joint manipulation from Shelley. Round Kicks to the hamstring for Shelley, but Aldis takes the rope run and connects with a Lariat to stop Shelley’s offense. Aldis to the top rope while gimpy but Shelley cuts him off and maybe a Superplex? Yup Superplex from the guy with back issues, so that probably did more to Shelley than Aldis. Strike exchange ensues, Shelley gets the best of things, chops Aldis into the corner, they follow to the other, Flatliner into the middle turnbuckle from Alex. Superkick attempt from Shelley, foot gets caught, King’s Lynn attempt but Aldis can’t get him over. Figure Four from Aldis that Shelley counters into a Cradle, Sliced Bread afterwards, 1 – 2 – Border City Stretch transition.

A lot of quick counters and transition moves, Shiramui attempt from Shelley, stopped and countered into a Piledriver for 2. Elbow Drop from Aldis for another near fall. Aldis goes to grab the title belt, Shelley kicks him, Aldis drops it and Shelley wants to use it…but the referee talks him off. Low Blow from Aldis, Michinoku Driver for…ONLY 2! Aldis goes back to the belt and the ref is trying to talk him out, kicks Aldis, he drops the belt, DDT on the belt, Shellshock from Alex after Aldis gets some color and SHELLEY RETAINS!

Overall Score: 7.5/10

Post match, we see Josh Alexander make his return to a Canadian crowd who loves him and it’s a simple “I’m Back”. This sets up nicely for a few potential feuds to get back in the main event picture for Josh since Eddie beat Kaz and Aldis might be a little bitchy about losing. But potentially getting an Alex Shelley vs Josh Alexander match at Bound For Glory is potentially awesome stuff.

As for the show, it was a mixed bag. Team Canada match was nice with the return of EY, general feel good old school over booking but there was a ton of mediocre or bad wrestling. Plus the shocking Sabin loss I hope was more done just as a change of pace and not because Sabin is legit hurt. MK Ultra is a team I will love for purely selfish and horny reasons. SUBculture winning is interesting. I expected The Rascalz to screw ABC, but I wasn’t sure who would be the lucky recipient. And of course being the Alex Shelley mark that I am, seeing him win automatically raises the show for me.

So aside from a few technical issues, potentially questionable booking and a few early matches that didn’t really jive super well, it wasn’t a bad show. It paid off the bigger stories, we got huge returns of Eric Young and Josh Alexander and Trinity ends up getting her first title outside of WWE. Memorable show.

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (6/6/25)

California Dreamin’!

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SmackDown is going big in Bakersfield!

John Cena, Logan Paul, Cody Rhodes, Jey Uso, and ALL TWELVE Money in the Bank contenders, all here on the same night! Is SmackDown about to blow the roof off this place?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu VS Jimmy Uso; Jimmy wins.
  • Bakersfield Brawl: Zelina Vega VS Piper Niven w/ The Green Administration; wins.
  • LA Knight VS Aleister Black; wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Rhea Ripley, Alexa Bliss & Stephanie Vaquer VS Naomi, Roxanne Perez & Giulia; win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Seth Rollins heads to the ring!

The Visionary is just one of the six men in this year’s Money in the Bank Ladder match, and he of course has Paul Heyman, Bron Breakker & “Big” Bronson Reed with him. The fans sing along, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” and Rollins revels in it as he stands in the ring in his all indigo suit with gold necklace. The fans also bark for Bron, and others get an “O T C!” chant and a “C M PUNK!” chant going. Rollins is handed the mic by The Wise Man to say, “Bakersfield… I am a Visionary. I am a Revolutionary. I am… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS!” The fans do cheer, and Rollins vows that tomorrow night, HE TAKES EVERYTHING!

Rollins points to the briefcases up above and the fans are torn. Rollins says when he wins the MITB contract, he will have ABSOLUTE POWER, and he will have TOTAL CONTROL over this entire industry! Rollins paces while the fans chant for “O T C! O T C!” Rollins says yeah, no, he can’t hear you. That guy is off on the Island of Irrelevancy where Rollins put him after WrestleMania! But that total control Rollins will have doesn’t just mean Raw. It will include SmackDown, as welL! So they are here to deliver a message! Anyone who stands in their way will suffer the same fate as anyone who has already stood in their way.

“Sami Zayn stood in our way. He’s in the dirt. CM Punk stood in our way. POOF! Gone! Roman Reigns stood in our way, and he is Missing In Action. Roman Reigns is not coming to save you. Roman Reigns doesn’t care about you! Roman Reigns has never cared about you! But y’know who has?! You know who has?! SETH FREAKIN’ ROLLINS!” The fans are again torn, but Rollins says he will drag all of you, kicking and screaming if he has to, into the future because that is what Rollins does. Not just for himself, not just for his group, but for the entire industry! And there is NOBODY who can stop him!

Wait! Here comes Solo Sikoa and his “family.” The fans actually cheer as Solo, JC Mateo & Jacob Fatu head to the ring. Rollins and his faction stand their ground as Solo grabs a mic and leads the way for his rogues into the ring. The fans cheer on “FATU! FATU!” and Solo says, “You said that, uh, if anybody gets in your way, that you’re gonna lay ’em out?” Rollins says, “That’s right.” And that there is nobody here to stop him? That’s also right. Well, uh, Solo’s team is standing here right now. Oh, is that so? Solo says by the looks of it, Rollins has his own little “Bloodline” going on. Which one is Bron supposed to be? The Right Hand Man, Jey Uso? “YEET!”

Then does that make Bronson the “Honorary Uce?” After everything they’ve been through… Bronson was on Solo’s side for WarGames! And now, he no calls, then shows up and teams up with this guy? But Rollins even has The Wise Man. Speaking of, long time no see, Heyman. Rollins tells Solo to choose his next words very carefully. Solo laughs that off, and says let’s cut to the chase. All we know is, tomorrow night, Solo climbs the ladder, grabs the contract, and then all that power and control Rollins talked about will all be Solo’s. Rollins laughs that off and says he sees. This is Solo’s turf, he is pushing back.

Is Solo threatened because Bron Breakker is the future of this industry and Solo is not? Is he threatened that Bronson Reed could squash Solo like a bug at the snap of Rollins’ fingers? Well, Solo should be worried. But he should really be worried about the fact that Solo’s own family would rather stab him in the back than have his back. Rollins looks at The Samoan Werewolf, and says, “What’s up, Jacob? You look like you wanna say something. C’mon, take the mic from Solo. You gonna let Solo talk for you?” Solo tells Rollins to shut up. Rollins says Fatu is the werewolf, but there could be a new nickname for him, like “Solo’s B*tch.”

The fans fire up and Rollins says hey, in all seriousness, it took a lot of guts for Solo to come out here and talk to him. Solo is threatened by Rollins, while Rollins is threatened by one Fatu in here, and it ain’t Solo. Rollins smiles, the fans cheer Fatu on, but Solo takes off his jacket. Rollins takes off his jacket, but Bron steps up. So Fatu steps up! The sunglasses come off, but Rollins has Bron stand down. Rollins has his faction leave first, but will all these heavy hitters throw down soon enough?

Wait! Jimmy Uso CLOBBERS JC Mateo into Fatu! #BigJim snuck in from the crowd side! Solo bails but JC takes the SUPERKICK! The fans fire up and Rollins chuckles. Solo has Fatu calm down, Jimmy is the issue, not JC! Will JC take Jimmy on a Tour of the Islands? Or will that be a #NoYeet?

 

JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu VS Jimmy Uso!

SmackDown returns and this match is underway as JC TOSSES Jimmy to a corner! JC mocks the No Yeet before he runs in, but Jimmy dodges! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Jimmy climbs up, the fans fire up, and Jimmy rains down fists! The fans count along, but JC stops Jimmy at 7! JC DUMPS Jimmy to the apron, but Jimmy RAMS and GAMANGIRIS JC! Jimmy goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE!! JC is tougher than that but Jimmy clamps on with a chinlock. JC endures, fights up, and the fans rally. JC slips around, shoves Jimmy, and clinches for an EXPLODER!

The fans rally while both Jimmy and JC catch their breath. JC stands on Jimmy’s hand, then drags him up with a fishhook! JC makes Jimmy look at Solo, Solo says it is not too late. Jimmy can just come back home, unless he wants to get his ass kicked. Jimmy refuses, so JC hits a BIG back suplex! Solo eggs Jimmy on, JC stomps Jimmy, then JC clamps on a chinlock. The fans rally up and Jimmy fights to his feet. Jimmy fires body shots, JC shoves him away, and then JC ELBOWS Jimmy down! JC stalks Jimmy, CHOPS him against the ropes, then CHOPS him again! JC whips, Jimmy grabs ropes, and then Jimmy dodges to TOSS JC!

JC gets up but Jimmy UPPERCUTS him down! The fans fire up, Jimmy builds speed, and Jimmy DIVES! Direct hit into JC and the fans fire up again! Jimmy hurries to get JC up and into the ring. Solo asks Jimmy what’s going on here. They can still be family! Jimmy GAMANGIRIS JC instead! Jimmy goes up but Solo barks at him. The ref reprimands Solo, but JC DROPKICKS Jimmy to the floor! Solo says this is what he’s trying to tell Jimmy, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Jimmy sputters, the ring count climbs, but JC rolls out to fetch Jimmy. JC THROWS Jimmy into barriers! Solo talks trash, JC drags Jimmy up and SMACKS him off the apron. JC pushes Jimmy into the ring, stomps him around, then talks trash on the fans cheering Jimmy on. JC puts Jimmy on the ropes to CHOKE him! Fatu frowns, Solo talks trash, and JC stomps Jimmy again. JC HEADBUTTS Jimmy in the corner, then gets space. JC runs and HIP ATTACKS! Jimmy sputters and flops over, Solo tells him that this can stop, but Jimmy refuses to give up. JC clamps on a chinlock and grinds Jimmy down!

Jimmy endures, fights up, but JC wrangles him back down! JC grinds Jimmy down more, but Jimmy still endures. Jimmy fights up, only for JC to squeeze tighter. Solo talks trash the whole time as Jimmy endures, and SmackDown returns to single picture. The fans rally harder and harder as Jimmy stands! Jimmy JAWBREAKERS free! But JC ELBOWS, JABS, and YUKON LARIATS! Then GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Jimmy sputters and scrambles away, but JC smirks as he stalks Jimmy to the ropes. JC CHOKES Jimmy, lets off as the ref counts, and Solo asks again. Jimmy says no, so Solo says Jimmy isn’t done, so JC needs to kick his ass more.

JC puts Jimmy in a corner, UPPERCUTS, and then brings him around to whip corner to corner. Jimmy goes up, over, and then SAMOAN DROPS! The fans fire up as Solo is upset and confused as to how Jimmy has more to give. The fans rally again, and both men stand. Jimmy counter punches! Then HEADBUTTS! Then mule kicks, pops ‘n’ locks and UPPERCUTS! Jimmy dodges a lariat, fireman’s carries again, but JC slips free! JC JABS while Jimmy kicks low! Jimmy rebounds, JC blocks the kick and spins him, but Jimmy DRAGON WHIPS! JC staggers to a corner and Jimmy CHOPS! Jimmy whips corner to corner, JC reverses, but Jimmy ELBOWS JC1

Jimmy goes up, up, and USO IN THE WIND! Cover, TWO!! JC stays in this and Jimmy is stunned! The fans rally more as Jimmy and JC go to corners. Jimmy says, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs in, but JC catches him to a waistlock! Jimmy fires elbows, whips, but JC reverses and reels Jimmy in, ATHLETIC PLEX! Cover, TWO! Jimmy survives and Solo says it’s alright. JC whips Jimmy to the corner, runs in, but Jimmy BOOTS JC! And then SUPERKICKS! And then SUPERKICKS again! JC still comes back, but Jimmy dodges to SPEAR! The fans fire up as Jimmy hurries up a corner! Solo distracts from the apron! The fans boo, and now Fatu is up!

Jimmy hops down before Jacob can do anything. They glare at each other, but Jimmy dodges JC! JC CLOBBERS Fatu! Roll-up, JIMMY WINS!!

Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall

#BigJim uses the numbers game against Solo’s side, and now he’s got a win over a former Olympian and multi-time champion from NJPW! JC blames Fatu for this, Fatu doesn’t wanna hear it, and Solo does his best to smooth things over. But will Solo’s team lose all control before he ever becomes a champion?

 

Zelina Vega crosses paths with Giulia.

The Women’s United States Champion tells the Beautiful Madness that she made her intentions very clear last week. Now allow Zelina to make her intentions very clear: Zelina has worked her ass off to have the title. If Giulia wants her shot, then pry it from her lifeless body. Zelina is not giving this up for anything. Giulia says no, she likes Zelina. Zelina has confidence. Yes, well… La Muneca heads out to handle business with the Green Administration. Will Zelina survive now that Chelsea has gotten rid of the rules? Or will Piper Niven help Madam President Green make SmackDown a hot mess again?

 

Jacob Fatu returns backstage.

He is in no mood, but Damian Priest walks over anyway. The Archer of Infamy says it’s tough working with family. What Fatu is going through, he’s been there, and he doesn’t envy it. But regardless of the situation, man to man, face to face, Priest wants Fatu to know that at some point, Priest is coming for the US Championship. Fatu says Priest can line it up. Because if Priest doesn’t handle business with Fatu, he’s send to the back of the line with it. YADADA mean? Fatu heads out, when and where will these monstrous men battle it out?

 

Bakersfield Brawl: Zelina Vega VS Piper Niven w/ The Green Administration!

SmackDown returns as the WWE Women’s US Champion makes her entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two tie up, Piper SHOVES Zelina down, and then grins as she flexes. Zelina brushes that off, resets with Piper, and they tie up again. Piper SHOVES Zelina away and Zelina goes to the outside. Piper salutes but Zelina brings something out from under the ring! Piper storms her way over, and SMACK! Kendo stick! Zelina uses Chelsea’s tricks against her, SMACK and SMACK for Piper! Piper grabs the stick to HEADBUTT Zelina! Piper snarls and storms up to bring Zelina around. Piper scoops, but Zelina slips free!

Zelina has the stick again! SMACK! Zelina then adds a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Piper is tougher than that but she bails out of the ring. The fans rally for Zelina and call for tables. Chelsea says no they don’t! Zelina WRECKS Piper with a dropkick, then DOUBLE STOMPS her down! Zelina hurries to go up the steps, then she FLYING- NO! Piper stops the rana to swing Zelina up and around. ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM on the apron! Zelina sputters, Piper goes up the ramp, and then Piper runs downhill! SPLASH against the LED! The Green Administration is standing tall while SmackDown goes to break.

 

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Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (6/4/25)

History evolves once more!

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Who will stand atop Evolve as THE champion?

Jackson Drake, Keanu Carver, Edris Enofe or Sean Legacy. After tonight, only one will be known as the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jin Tala VS Carlee Bright; Jin wins.
  • WWE Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Sean Legacy VS Edris Enofe VS Keanu Carver VS Jackson Drake; Drake wins and is the inaugural WWE Evolve Champion.

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Kali Armstrong is here!

The fans cheer the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Women’s Champion as she goes to the ring, mic in her hand and belt on her shoulder. The fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Kali says, “Oh yeeeeeah! I told y’all! The first-ever Evolve Women’s Champion, Kali Armstrong. Hey, I like the way that sounds. How ’bout y’all? You like the way that sounds?” The fans cheer, and Kali says she did what she said she was gonna do. She has been here for a year and a half, and this is what she’s on. They say it gets harder from here, but that’s fine. She ain’t ducking any of these chicks!

Kali is ready to go at it with each and every one of them, so that when she gets to NXT, they’ll know who the Difference Maker is. She is at the top of the Evolve Women’s Division, so she wants to know: Who is her first challenger? And out walks Zayda Steel. She tells Kali that seriously, she wants to be the first to congratulate the first-ever WWE Evolve Women’s Champion! Give it up for Kali, everybody! The fans do cheer, and Zayda says that Fatal 4 Way was a classic. But she realized something: They have a lot in common! They are both history makers! Kali is the first champion, and everyone already knows this, but Zayda is the first WWE ID prospect.

So from one difference maker to another, Zayda just wants to say… Kali is luck. Huh? But wait! Zayda is interrupted by Nikkita Lyons! Lyons tells Kali, “Hey, girl! Congratulations, new champ! I’m Big Kat Kita, but you already knew that. But it’s so good to meet you, for real. Like, I’m really honored to meet you. But I already talked with Stevie Turner, and I told her that once they crown a new champ to call me. So here I am.” Lyons stops Zayda before she says anything to say Zayda is cute, and she does like her. But when it comes to gold, Lyons is not afraid to pounce.

Kali tells them they’re both doing a lot of big talking, but they’re doing nothing to prove they want this title. Lyons says, “Bet.” And then Lyons & Zayda jump Kali! The fans boo as they mug her 2v1! Kali shoves Lyons, kicks Zayda, then fires hands! But Lyons THROAT CHAKRA KICKS Kali down! Zayda rains down fists, but wait! Here comes Natalya! The fans fire up as the Queen of Harts rushes out here! She dodges Lyons, TACKLES Zayda, and she has the legs! Lyons drags Zayda to safety and Natty stares them down. The fans cheer Natty and she makes sure Kali is alright. Kali is a bit salty even here as she snatches the belt back, but will The BOAT help her sink Lyons & Zayda?

 

Carlee Bright has been attacked!

That makes three women in about as many weeks! And this is right before her match tonight! A ref calls in medical, and all Carlee knows is someone shoved her into the chair rack. Just who is it stalking Evolve stars and taking them out?

 

Evolve returns and…

Stevie Turner is with Carlee and a WWE medical trainer. Stevie apologizes that this has happened, this shouldn’t be happening here in Evolve. Carlee doesn’t blame Stevie, and insists she can go. Stevie asks who did it but Carlee says they were in a black hoodie, and it was a drive-by attack. The doc says there are no serious injuries, so it is up to Carlee. Carlee says she will compete. Stevie says, “If you’re sure, girl.”

 

Keanu Carver speaks.

“Tonight means something to me, man. Those other three? They just want the glory, the prestige, the fame. Nah, that ain’t me. For me, that title is my ticket out. And I’ll be damned if I go back to the streets of DC. Y’all don’t get what I had to do to get here. So when I step into that ring with them three, I’ma beat the brakes off them boys! From the streets of DC to the Evolve Championship, I’ma show y’all what I’m about! Then y’all gonna remember the name, Keanu Carver.”

 

Sean Legacy speaks.

With Timothy Thatcher by his side, Super Sean says, “This is it, this is it. My moment. Eight long years for this. Eight long years.” Sean says Timothy taught him everything. Timothy says Sean is ready. Sean says damn right he’s ready! It’s time for Sean to create his legacy!

 

Jin Tala VS Carlee Bright!

Another prospect from LFG is ready to Evolve! Will “The Detonator” have an explosive debut? Or will Evolve’s future still be Bright?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, Jin goes for the bad arm but Carlee pushes Jin away. They go again, and Jin goes after the bad arm. Jin double wristlocks, pushes on it, and pushes on it again! Carlee endures, but Jin hits a double wristlock takedown! Cover, ONE, but Jin stays on the arm. Carlee fights up, Jin wrenches, but Carlee slips through to wrench back. Carlee trips Jin, steps over, and LA MAGISTROL! ONE, but Carlee arm-drags! Carlee keeps on Jin’s arm but Jin fights up. The fans rally, Jin moves around, but Carlee wrenches and hammerlocks. Jin reaches back and switches the hammerlock!

Carlee switches, sunset flips, TWO! Carlee DROPKICKS Jin! The fans rally, Carlee whips but Jin blocks! Jin reverses, Carlee goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Carlee hurries to facelock Jin, Jin scoops, but Carlee fights to keep the arm. Jin wrenches and WRINGS Carlee’s arm! Jin KNEES and UPPERCUTS the bad arm, then gives it a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Carlee toughs it out but Jin stays on that arm. The fans rally as Jin traps both arms in a modified butterfly! Carlee endures, fights up, but Jin powers those arms back again! Carlee refuses to give up and she stands again! Jin shifts to a ghost pin, TWO!

Carlee has a leg, Jin kicks her away, and Jin runs up. Carlee dodges, ELBOWS, and then ELBOWS again! The fans rally, Carlee ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Jin dumps her out! Carlee still headlocks for a BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Jin stays in this and Carlee shakes out her bad arm. The fans rally as Carlee facelocks, but Jin powers out! Carlee blocks a kick, spins Jin, and CODE BREAKER! Carlee sets up, STANDING MOONSAULT, but Jin dodges! Jin steps over onto the arm for a STANDING ARMBAR!! The “Bakunawa Bind!” Carlee TAPS, Jin wins!

Winner: Jin Tala, by submission

Carlee tried to fight at less than 100% and it cost her! Will Jin Tala’s technical skill be just the thing to make her a star?

 

Evolve shares footage from last week.

It was after the Women’s Championship Elimination Match that Kylie Rae returned backstage, only to be attacked by Wendy Choo! They brawled and Wendy would get the advantage by throwing Kylie into the garage door, and then throwing a garbage can onto Kylie! Refs broke that up, but will nothing stop wicked Wendy from having her revenge?

 

Chuey Martinez talks with Kylie Rae.

He says Wendy is still haunting her, and Kylie says ever since coming to Evolve, Wendy keeps sticking her nose in Kylie’s business. Sure, Wendy won those two singles matches, but Kylie eliminating Wendy should’ve ended it. And Kylie hates to admit this, but Wendy is the only person here that makes Kylie not so smiley. And after last week, Kylie is so ready to- Chantel Monroe says Kylie should call it quits. Kylie gets on Chantel’s nerves no matter if she’s smiley or angry. Chantel storms off, but both Masyn Holiday & Layla Diggs say pay that no mind. Chantel’s mirror is the only thing that shows the real her.

 

The Vanity Project hypes up Jackson Drake.

Ricky Smokes says Jackson has nothing to worry about! Who even knows if that was the real Lince Dorado anyway? Who trusts someone that wears a mask? Smokes gives Bryce Donovan a pat on the chest and Bryce smacks him back. Brad Baylor tells Jackson that he is the Wild Card, Heartbreak Drake! Do they all think he’s gonna be the first Evolve Champion? Hundos fo’ sho’, bro! Jackson is the future! Zayda adds that The Vanity Project is the future. Jackson says that’s right, and he’s known that since he was 13 years old when he first stepped into a wrestling ring and never looked back.

Jackson tells they all know he’s the Wild Card and Heartbreak Drake, but after tonight, the world is going to know him as the first-ever WWE Evolve Champion! The Vanity Project is ready, but will the Carolina Reaper take the title home? Or will the odds be against him?

 

Edris Enofe speaks.

“Man, been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. I came back from a gruesome shoulder injury, and it hurt. It hurt for real. But what hurt me even worse was the fact that I couldn’t compete in front of each and every one of y’all. But now things change. Things will be different now. Because tonight, I change the entire WWE Universe’s mind. Tonight, I go from Edris Enofe the tag team wrestler to Edris Enofe the singles superstar! Tonight, Edris Enofe, the Epitome of Excellence, the EOE becomes the first-ever WWE Men’s Evolve Champion!”

 

The High Ryze is here!

Wes Lee leads the way for Tyson Dupont & Tyriek Igwe and fans boo. Wes has the mic, and he says, “Now, I can bet that none of y’all expected to see me out here on Evolve. Look, that’s understandable, especially with the boys out here dominating completely on their own the past couple of weeks, I haven’t had any reason to. But see, last week, I wanted to come to Evolve and get a better understanding of what it’s all about. They call this the evolution of professional wrestling or something like that. When I walk around and talk to the kids in the locker room, I can see it. They have big dreams, a lot of potential, and they have a lot of hope that one day they are going to become the next big thing.”

Wes laughs, and then apologizes. It isn’t funny, it’s just cute. It is! It’s okay! But see, he was the same way. Once upon a time, he wanted to come into they business and make it the best that he possibly could. He wanted to change the world, and he did! The fans do cheer that. Wes says when he walks around here, what he really sees is that they’re all naive, maybe even delusional, to think that they’re going to steal Wes’s spot one day! He has busted his ass, broken his back, all for this business, and has barely scratched the surface. Look: a Dusty Cup Winner, two-time NXT Tag Team Champion, and the greatest North American Champion ever, and he’s not even done!

So to everyone in Evolve right now, listen very closely. WES is the gatekeeper now! You wanna make it to NXT? You gotta make it through him! Well, hold on, because here come Cappuccino Jones & Jack Cartwheel! The fans cheer for “CAAA-PPUCCINO! CAAA-PPUCCINO!” Jones tells Wes that he sees what Wes is “brewing up.” Tyson & Tyriek are impressive, and Wes’s mentorship is paying off. Wes asks why Jones is out here. Or do the barista and his buddy want a rematch? Wes is sure the boys are fine beating them up one more time. Jones says he and Cartwheel aren’t here for a tag match. Jones wants a match… with Wes!

Wes is calling himself a gatekeeper, and sure, he has been the Human Highlight Reel for years. But whatever Wes has been sipping on is tasting pretty bitter. Bitter!? No! Wes has just been around the block long enough to know better! The fans chant, “Bitter~! Bitter~!” Wes says he isn’t just some happy-to-be-here kid walking around with a cup of coffee. Jones says hate on him all you want. But if you wanna be the measuring stick, Jones wants to see how he measures up. Jones feels he has what it takes, and the best way to back that up is to go 1v1 with one of the staples of NXT! The fans cheer that!

Wes looks Jones up and down, then tells him, “You really should’ve stayed behind that counter, dog. You want the match? Next week, you’ve got it.” Will the Cardiac Kid keep Evolve down? Or will he get the jitters from facing Cappuccino Jones?

 

Je’Von Evans is backstage!

Evolve Media asks the Young OG why he’s here, and Je’Von says he loves this! He had to come check out Evolve, but he’s here mostly to present the title to the first-ever Evolve Champion. Those boys are locked in! Je’Von notices Jordan Oasis walking by. Je’Von says hey to Oasis and asks why he’s out in the parking lot. Just walking. Je’Von says he is a big fan of Oasis, and keep running, your time is coming. Oasis appreciates that coming from Je’Von. Je’Von says he’s gotta go watch the match, but he’ll see Oasis around. Will this endorsement from NXT’s future help Oasis become Evolve’s future?

 

Marcus Mathers speaks.

“I’ve been waiting a very long time to introduce myself to the WWE Universe. My name is Marcus Mathers. I’ve been wrestling for about six years now, with way over 650 matches under my belt, proving I’m not just Philly’s Finest, but I’m the finest in WWE ID. And speaking of WWE ID, this was made for men and women to use this to the best of their ability, to the max. And lemme tell you, nobody used WWE ID like I did. And with the support of WWE ID, I’ve been able to travel more, get more matches, and train with the best of the best. And now I bring all that knowledge right here, right now. The WWE ID prepared me for Evolve.” Is Mathers ready to Evolve?

 

WWE Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Sean Legacy VS Edris Enofe VS Keanu Carver VS Jackson Drake!

While Evolve started fourteen weeks ago, the journey to this moment was very different for each man in this match. But one thing they all share in common is the hard work, grit and determination they put into their careers. Whose journey culminates in a historic achievement that will be remembered forever?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, but only one man survives to put their name on it!

The bell rings and Drake already talks trash on all three opponents. Keanu DECKS him! Drake tumbles out, Keanu eggs the others on, so Legacy & Enofe go after him! But then Keanu shoves them both away! And he DOUBLE LARIATS them! The fans fire up and Keanu ELBOWS Enofe in a corner! Keanu runs corner to corner to ELBOW Legacy! Then he runs back at Enofe, but Enofe dodges and Drake GAMANGIRIS! Enofe runs to SLING-DOG! Drake runs up, Enofe dodges and SLINGBLADES! Legacy back suplexes but Enofe lands out! Enofe kicks low, runs, and jumps onto Legacy to DROPKICK Drake!

Drake tumbles out, Legacy runs in, but Enofe TOSSES him! Enofe KNEES Keanu in the corner for good measure, then he FLIES! Down go Drake and Legacy! The fans fire up and Enofe goes up a corner! Enofe CROSSBODIES Keanu down, covers, TWO!! Keanu survives, Enofe is a bit surprised, and he reels Keanu in. Keanu fights the suplex to suplex, but Enofe knees free! Enofe runs, but into an ELBOW! Keanu scoops Enofe for the CORKSCREW POWERSLAM! Cover, Keanu ELIMINATES Enofe!! As fast as Enofe was moving, Enofe is out of this match! Legacy and Drake see the intimidating power of Keanu as Evolve goes to break.

Evolve returns as Keanu SPLASHES both Legacy & Drake in a corner! Keanu then runs to DOUBLE POUNCE!! The fans fire up with Keanu, and he scoops Legacy to SLAM! Then he scoops Drake to FALL AWAY SLAM! Keanu didn’t even need to fall to throw Drake across the ring! Keanu storms up, puts Drake on the top rope, but Drake BOOTS Keanu away! Legacy MISSILE DROPKICKS Keanu down, and Drake adds a MOONSAULT! Cover, ONE!! Keanu shocks everyone, especially Legacy and Drake. He dares them to keep fighting, because that title’s still gonna be his! Legacy runs up but Keanu DECKS him!

Drake BOOTS Keanu, but Keanu scoops him! Legacy SUPERKICKS Keanu, Drake SUPERKICKS Keanu, and then Legacy GAMANGIRIS in the corner! Drake hits the UNALIVING! Legacy adds the 450 SPLASH!! DOUBLE COVER, they ELIMINATE Keanu!! And then there were two! The fans rally up behind “LEGACY! LEGACY!” as he and Drake stare down. They stand up and step to each other. Drake grins and kicks, but Legacy blocks! Drake avoids Legacy’s superkick, but Legacy avoids Drake’s roundhouse! Drake ducks an enzigiri to deadlift, but Legacy elbows free! Legacy runs but into Drake’s ELBOW! DOUBLE LARIATS collide!

Both men spring up, DOUBLE LARIATS collide again! And then Legacy roars! Drake dodges the lariat but not the SUPERKICK! Legacy storms up but into a SUPER PUNCH! Legacy rebounds to HEADBUTT! Drake ROUNDHOUSES! Legacy ENZIGIRIS! But Drake waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Legacy roars and rises again! SNAP GERMAN! Drake flounders, Legacy runs in, but Drake BOOTS him away. Drake goes up, but Legacy jumps up to get him! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! And speaking of fly, Legacy goes up, out, and springboards for the 450!! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and Legacy is stunned!

The fans rally up while Drake flounders away. Legacy huffs ‘n’ puffs and waistlocks Drake. Legacy then drags Drake up into a torture rack, but Drake CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo, but then Legacy TOSSES Drake! Drake HOTSHOTS Legacy, then KNEES him into ropes! Drake reels Legacy in for a suplex, and DROPS him on the ropes! Drake hurries up the corner, takes aim, and SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Legacy survives again but Drake stays on him! Handspring and LETHAL IN-JACKSON!! Cover, TWO!!! Legacy is still in this! But Drake SUPERKICKS him down! Cover, TWO!?! Legacy survives again and Drake is freaking out!

“This is Awesome!” as Legacy stirs. Drake grits his teeth, goes to a corner, and he waits on Legacy to get up. Drake runs in, but Legacy turns knee into drop toehold! S T F!!! Drake endures, flails, reaches out, and the fans are freaking out! Drake claws at the mat, crawls forward, but Legacy makes it a STRAITJACKET STF!!! Drake has one arm to reach out with, and he makes the ROPEBREAK!! Legacy lets go in frustration but the fans rally up again. Legacy rises, brings Drake up, but Drake still holds the ropes! The ref counts, Drake HOTSHOTS Legacy! Handsprings and LETHAL- Torture rack! SHAM- NO, Drake lands out to JUMP KNEE!

Drake goes to a corner, runs back in, UNALIVING!!! Cover, DRAKE WINS!!

Winner: Jackson Drake, by pinfall (INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion)

And Vanity Project rushes right out here to celebrate with their bro! It was certainly heartbreak for Enofe, Keanu and Legacy, but will the real tears be from all of us having to listen to Drake brag? Je’Von does present the belt to Drake, and Drake takes it from him, to bring Je’Von in for a hug! Old friends and rivals reunite in this moment, and this makes up for a bit of Drake’s bad attitude. But will this be the beginning of the Vanity Project Era? Or can someone save us from it before it begins?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode, and surprisingly only two matches. That said, less matches helped then maximize the main event, and also some story build. Another woman is attacked and we’re back to that gimmick around the Performance Center, but it can’t be Lyons when she and Zayda were beating up on Kali Armstrong. Wendy Choo is too obsessed with Kylie, so it can’t be her. Could they be quietly building up a female superstar who has been hiding in plain sight? They could do a great “It was me, Stevie! It was me all along!” with this. But that aside, a hurt Carlee makes for a protected loss to new girl, Jin Tala, who has a very creative submission finisher.

Speaking of Wendy and Kylie, good promo from Kylie but Chantel picking on her is a little too much like Jaida Parker having beef with Thea Hail over Thea’s positivity. Kylie VS Wendy should be a No Disqualification rematch so settle things once and for all. And I hope this story of Masyn knowing “the real Chantel” turns into something more. She keeps saying it, but she needs to confront Chantel on it a bit more forcefully. And as for the women’s title, Lyons would be an impressive first defense for Kali that Kali would certainly win. Zayda might be trickier, if only because she’s the bigger Heel and would totally cheat to win.

Very good promo from Wes with Cappuccino Jones, and now they’ll have a singles match, just as I expected from last week. The only odd thing is Wes says he is the gatekeeper now. Does that mean Lexis King just decided to be one and done? Is he going to do bigger things in NXT now? Anyway, good promo from Marcus Mathers, he’s finally getting his debut in Evolve and that will be a lot of fun. It does make me wonder who are the WWE ID Champions right now, and if they’ll ever show up with those belts on Evolve.

And great promos from all the Fatal 4 Way contenders tonight. Jackson Drake makes a lot of sense as the first champion. Enofe only just came back, he needs to build up. Keanu is powerful but then that’d mean two powerhouse champions so that’s redundant. Legacy is great, he can surely come around as a challenger, as Faces benefit from the chase. And with Drake holding up the title for Vanity Project, that will work with Zayda wanting the women’s title, and possibly Swipe Right asking about Evolve Tag Team Championships, really building the whole faction at once.

My Score: 8.7/10

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