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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (9/1/23)

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Who wins here to go All Out on Sunday?

MJF & Adam Cole will defend their ROH World Tag Team Championships at All Out, against the team that wins tonight’s massive battle royal!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • ROH World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Battle Royal: The Dark Order wins and will challenge MJF & Adam Cole for the titles at All Out.
  • El Hijo del Vikingo & Nick Wayne VS Kip Sabian & Gringo Loco w/ Penelope Ford; Vikingo & Wayne win.
  • Hangman Page VS Bryan Keith; Hangman wins.
  • Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS Anna Jay & Taya Valkyrie; Skye & Willow win.

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ROH World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Battle Royal!

The Righteous, The Outrunners, The Wingmen, the Gates of Agony, The Dark Order, The Butcher & The Blade, Acton Andretti & Darius Martin, Best Friends, The Hardy Boyz & Aussie Open all want after the NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions, MJF & Adam Cole, but only one team can go to All Out on Sunday! Who wins those golden tickets to open Rampage?

The bell rings and teams flood the ring! They start brawling with whoever is in front of them, and that leads to the Gates of Agony isolating Ryan Nemeth while Peter Avalon fights off Action. The Dark Order is after Darius, the Outrunners brawl with Butcher & Blade, and The Righteous go after Best Friends. The Outrunners TOSS Blade up and out, but Blade holds onto the ropes! The Outrunners spin around and pose, but Blade skins the cat, and Butcher CLOBBERS both Outrunners! Butcher TOSSES Turbo to Blade’s KICK, and the Gates have Truth! The Butcher & Blade double clothesline Turbo up and out to ELIMINATE him!

Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona OPEN THE GATES on Truth Magnum! Then they stands him back up to TOSS him out and ELIMINATE him! No more Outrunners! Butcher & Blade brawl with Liona & Kaun! Matt Hardy stomps Vincent and Jeff Hardy plays defense. Liona HEADBUTTS Blade, Kaun stomps Butcher, and Nemeth rains fists down on Trent! Aussie Open stayed on the outside, and they drag Action out to THROW him into railing! Then they do the same to Kaun! Nana freaks out as Kaun is THROWN into railing! Nemeth takes his shirt off, swivels his hips, but Chuck reels him in to TOSS him out and ELIMINATE him!

Avalon goes after Chuck, goes after Trent, but Chuck brings him down to feed him SOLE FOOD! Matt gets Avalon for a TWIST OF FATE! Jeff hits a TWIST OF FATE, too! Aussie Open give Darius and Action a SPINEBUSTER SANDWICH! Chuck TOSSES Avalon out to ELIMINATE him, no more Wingmen! Then Best Friends HUG the Hardys! You GOT to give the people what they want, but the Hardys push Best Friends away! Matt says to “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” Chuck & Trent HUG! DELETE! HUG! DELETE! HUG! Repeat. All the other teams get annoyed and they all CLOBBER Best Friends & Hardys at the same time!

Fans boo as things spill out of the ring, and Dark Order sends Chuck into steel steps! The Wingmen get some payback on Trent! They CLUB away, then THROW him into railing! Darius and Action get back in the ring to go after The Righteous! Kaun brawls Kyle Fletcher, Davis CLUBS Jeff Hardy. Kaun TOSSES Kyle but Kyle holds on! Davis TOSSES Kaun and ELIMINATES him! Fans fire up as Davis then fireman’s carries Action! Liona UPPERCUTS Blade, runs in, but Blade dumps him out! Liona sits on the apron, Nana prays he stays up, and Liona HEADBUTTS Blade! Liona DUMPS Blade out to ELIMINATE him!

Liona CLUBS Fletcher, Fletcher swings but Liona counter punches! Blade anchors Liona! Fletcher DROPKICKS Liona down to ELIMINATE him, no more Gates of Agony! Nana is in despair as this battle royal rages on without his guys, and Rampage goes picture in picture!

Butcher fights off The Righteous, Aussie Open mugs Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy, John Silver fights off Action & Darius. Hardy throws hands on Davis, but Fletcher CLUBS Matt down! Trent drags Reynolds out to RAM him into railing, payback for just earlier! Butcher stomps Dutch, HEADBUTTS Vinnie, Silver ROCKS Action while the Hardys throw hands with Aussie Open. Matt gives Fletcher the “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” buckle bumps while Dutch UPPERCUTS Mark Davis! Fletcher is dazed, Vincent ROCKS Darius and CLUBS Butcher. Matt waits on Fletcher, Fletcher staggers up, but Fletcher denies the Twist with a whip!

Fletcher runs in to forearm smash Matt in the corner! Darius dumps Reynolds out while Chuck ROCKS Silver! Rampage returns to single picture and Butcher storms up to CHOP Vinnie! And ROCK Dutch! Chuck and Matt work together to mug Silver, but Silver holds ropes to resist the toss. Butcher ELBOWS Dutch, Action dodges to FLYING CHUCK! Righteous work together for AUTUMN SUNSET! They TOSS Butcher out to ELIMINATE him, no more Superbad Squad! Vinnie brawls with Matt Hardy, Dutch ROCKS Action! Matt backs Vinnie down, but Dutch CLUBS Matt! Matt ROCKS Dutch, runs at Vinnie, but into an elbow!

Matt drops down, but Jeff uses him for POETRY IN MOTION! Vinnie goes up and out and to the floor, Jeff ELIMINATES him! Fans fire up but Dutch ROCKS Matt! And UPPERCUTS! Jeff kicks Dutch but Dutch DECKS Jeff! Matt kicks Dutch, but no Twist! Dutch puts Matt on the apron! They fight, Vinnie YANKS Matt down to ELIMINATE him! Reynolds TOSSES Jeff out to ELIMINATE him, no more Hardy Boys!! Fans boo, Dutch TOSSES Darius, but Darius holds on! Darius DUMPS Dutch, they’re on the apron! Action HANDSPRING KICKS Dutch, Darius ENZIGURIS, Dutch falls, Top Flight MKII ELIMINATES him!

Fans fire up but then Aussie Open goes after Action & Darius! They double whip Action, he holds ropes and BOOTS Davis! Action dodges Fletcher, BOOTS Davis, but Fletcher puts him on the apron! Action GAMANGIRIS Fletcher, springboards up, but Fletcher catches him! Davis runs in and BLASTS Action to the floor, Aussie Open ELIMINATES Action! Crowns up for the United Empire while Trent goes after Reynolds. Chuck bumps Fletcher off buckles, Trent TOSSES Reynolds! Reynolds holds on, Silver fires off on Trent! Silver ROCKS Trent, Chuck whips Davis into Fletcher in the corner!

Reynolds storms up on Darius, he and Silver regroup to double whip. Darius BOOTS Silver, then TOSSES Reynolds out to ELIMINATE him! Reynolds clutches a leg, but Silver blocks Darius’ boot to TOSS him out, Silver ELIMINATES Darius, and therefore, no more Top Flight MKII! Fans fire up for the Meat Man but can he win it for The Dark Order all on his own? He’s up against a full Aussie Open and both Best Friends. Silver rushes Chuck but gets a SEXY CHUCKIE KNEE! Silver staggers but he dodges Chuck, and Fletcher SUPERKICKS The Kentucky Gentleman! Davis & Fletcher run in, CROSS BOMBER!

Aussie Open TOSSES Chuck to ELIMINATE him! Fans are torn, now Aussie Open is the only full team! Trent and Silver see that, and the fans rally up for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” Silver decides he’s better off with Aussie Open, they stare Trent down 3v1! Davis & Fletcher say okay, but then Silver drops back as Trent fights off Aussie Open! They still double wrench, and DOUBLE FOREARM Trent down! Silver adds the SUPERKICK! Fans boo but Silver flexes. Aussie Open drag Trent up, AUSSIE DENT- NO, Trent blocks the kick to send it into Davis! Then Trent whips, but Fletcher reverses! Trent goes out, but holds on!

Fletcher runs in, but Trent DUMPS him out to ELIMINATE him! Now we have one man for three different teams! And Silver takes advantage by grabbing Davis! Davis turns that around to TOSS Silver! Silver holds on! Trent runs in, Davis dodges so Trent DECKS Silver, but Reynolds is there to catch The Meat Man! Fans cheer as Reynolds sits Silver on the steps! Davis is roaring, he runs in at Trent, but Trent gets around to HALF ‘N’ HALF SUPLEX! Trent fires up, fans are with him, and he brings Davis up. Davis fireman’s carries and puts Trent on the apron! Trent drags Davis over with a facelock!

Silver sneaks back in, just as Trent DUMPS Davis and ELIMINATES him! No more Aussie Open! But Silver BLASTS Trent off, and The Dark Order wins!!

Winners: The Dark Order (NEW #1 Contenders to the ROH World Tag Team Champions)

The new edge within the Dark Order is paying off, they found a way to win! Will they find a way to win on Sunday when they go All Out against MJF & Cole? Or will the brochachos prove they’re #BetterThanYouBaybay?

 

Aussie Open goes over to commentary?

Fletcher & Davis are upset, they start talking trash on Jericho over Ospreay beating him at All In. Jericho says he still whooped Ospreay pretty good, but then Fletcher starts shoving! Jericho shoves back, now he’s in a 2v1 scrum with Aussie Open! Fans fire up, cuz here comes Sammy Guevara! And Floyd the Baseball Bat! Le Sex Gods get Aussie Open to back off, but is this only going to get worse between these teams?

 

Mike Santana speaks.

Formerly just “Santana,” Mike sets up a chair to take a seat. “So to understand this story, I have to take you back to the very beginning of when I walked into this place.” Video footage reminds us of when he and Ortiz, wearing masks based on former presidents, shoved the Lucha Brothers off a ladder! “Four months after making my debut here, my dad passed away. And that caused a whirlwind that was determined to knock me off my feet. And guess what? It pretty much did. It caused a closet full of skeletons I kept locked up in the trenches of my mind to burst wide open. Everything that I worked hard to eliminate and get rid of and run from, it came crashing right in front of me.

“Fast-forward two and a half years later. Through anger and discontent and unhappiness, every negative word that you can imagine, I stepped foot into the dreaded Blood & Guts match, on June 29th, 2022. And on that day, my career came to a screeching halt.” Footage of that match points out when Santana went down with a leg injury. Everything Santana dedicated his life to was taken from him. Everything he has been through has produced the man that sits before you today. “Come take a walk on this journey with me. I got a story to tell.”

 

El Hijo del Vikingo & Nick Wayne VS Kip Sabian & Gringo Loco w/ Penelope Ford!

The AAA Mega Champion returns, and he’s teaming up with the young man who helped Darby Allin & Sting win the Tag Team Coffin Match, even though he almost got mauled by Luchasaurus. Will these wrestling prodigies make a prodigious combination? Or will Kip help The Crazy White Boy learn what it is to be Superbad?

The teams sort out and Vikingo starts with Gringo. Fans rally up, the two circle and then go face to face. Gringo shoves Vikingo, then gets around him to SLAM him down and flip him over! Vikingo kips up, handsprings through the hip toss, then trips Gringo! Gringo headscissors but Vikingo handsprings through! Gringo throws Vikingo again but Vikingo arm-drags in return! Both men stand, run in, and Gringo arm-drags! They go again, Vikingo dodges to mule kick! Vikingo runs, Gringo pops him up, but Vikingo stands on Gringo’s shoulders! Vikingo drops to RANA, but Gringo handsprings through! Chicago his thunderous for this display of lucha libre!

Kip even applauds, but things get going again! Vikingo BOOTS Gringo’s clothesline away to mule kick a leg! Tag to Nick and they DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Gringo tags in Kip and fans rally as Kip walks up to Nick. Kip nods and offers a handshake, but then kicks low and whips! Nick ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! Fans fire up as Nick then UPPERCUTS Kip down! Nick handsprings up and Kip tags Gringo. Gringo swings, misses, and Nick RAMS into Gringo. Nick runs but Penelope stands on the apron! The ref reprimands, Penelope says she needs help with her top, but this allows Kip to trip Vikingo off the apron!

Gringo CLUBS Nick on the back, whips him out of the ring, and Kip is there to PENALTY KICK! Kip then ARABIAN PRESSES Nick down! Fans fire up and Kip says, “Who’s the daddy now?” Kip drags Nick up to put him in and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Gringo drags Nick to center and covers, TWO! Gringo brings Nick around, tags in Kip, and they mug Nick. Kip ROCKS Nick, has him in a corner, and whips him corner to corner. Kip runs in, Nick dodges and rolls Kip up! TWO, and Kip kicks low! Kip drags Nick back up, reels him in, and Kip suplexes, but Nick fights it to a cradle! TWO!! Kip escapes, swings, and he CLOBBERS Nick again! Kip drags Nick up, tags in Gringo, and they mug Nick again. Gringo whips Nick to ropes, trophy lifts him, and then THRWOS him down! Cover, TWO!! Nick is still in this, but Gringo keeps on him. Tag to Kip and they mug Nick again.

Kip stomps a mudhole into Nick, the ref counts, and Kip backs off. Kip drags Nick up, tags Gringo back in, and they mug Nick a little more. Kip puts Nick up top, Gringo climbs up to join him, SUPER SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives and Gringo is shocked! Gringo tags Kip, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Kip covers Nick, TWO! Nick is still in this after enduring all commercial break, but Kip puts him in the corner. Kip sits Nick down, taunts Vikingo, then runs in to CANNONBALL! Tag to Gringo, they drag Nick into the drop zone and Gringo goes up top. Fans fire up as Gringo MOONSAULTS onto Nick’s knees! Nick saves himself and hurries for his corner! Kip runs in to grab Nick’s feet but Nick BOOTS him away! Hot tag to Vikingo! Vikingo springboards over Gringo to MISSILE DROPKICK Kip! Vikingo then dodges Gringo, comes back and tilt-o-whirl arm-drags! Then he SCREW HIGH KICKS Kip!

Fans fire up and Vikingo dodges Gringo again. Gringo is stuck in ropes, Vikingo ENZIGURIS him down! Then he goes to the far corner, tightrope walks to SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK Gringo in the ropes!! Cover, Kip breaks it in time! Nick runs back in to CROSSBODY Kip and himself up and out! Vikingo puts Gringo up top, ENZIGURIS again, then climbs in from the outside. They go to the very top rope, for Vikingo to SUPER POISON-RANA!!! Fans are thunderous again and Vikingo aims again. Kip runs in to KNEE Vikingo down! Fans boo but Nick runs in to UPPERCUT Gringo!

Kip runs in, Nick BOOTS him! Kip swings on Vikingo but misses, and both Vikingo and Nick go corner to corner! Vikingo METEORAS Gringo, Nick goes up and up for WAYNE’S WORLD on Kip! Vikingo climbs up the corner, Nick builds speed, and Nick DIVES onto Kip! Fans fire up as Vikingo aims at Gringo, 630 SENTON!! Cover, Vikingo & Nick win!

Winners: El Hijo del Vikingo & Nick Wayne, by pinfall

A huge win for these young stars, will these two truly be the future of pro-wrestling around the world?

 

It’s an all new edition of QTV.

But speaking of, Harley Cameron asks Aaron Solo where QT Marshall even is right now. No idea, QT didn’t turn his Read Receipts on. Johnny TV is here, lounging right behind them. And Johnny’s in charge while QT’s away defending that AAA Latin American Championship! Check out the footage. QT makes his entrance at a Progress Wrestling show in the UK, successfully hitting a piledriver and defending said title. And Johnny says this is the first time he’s been here, live and in person, on the QTV set! “And we all know how much Tony Khan loves first-time-evers.”

So what scoops does the team have for Johnny? Solo says at All In, Wembley Stadium, in front of over 80 THOUSAND people, Sammy Guevara finally got his big “push.” He gives Harley a playful push, and she says she heard Daniel Garcia stole his dance moves from Brittney Spears. Oh, those ones? Johnny says no, guys, they need dirtier dirt! Like sludge, mud, the good stuff! Stuff like this! Johnny flings his drink, Solo ducks, and Harley gets covered in coffee! Now that Johnny’s in charge, there’s gonna be big changes around here! Harley says Johnny’s good. And with their help, Johnny could be the best! What moves will JTV make while QT’s away?

 

Hangman Page VS Bryan Keith!

The Anxious Millennial Cowboy and his team ended up on the losing end at All In, but he hopes to rebound with a Rampage! However, “The Bounty Hunter” has said he’s been on a rampage of his own. And he’s here for “a whole lotta Cowboy Sh*t!” Will he be able to wrangle one of The Elite? Or will this be one bounty he doesn’t collect?

The bell rings and fans rally for the “COWBOY SH*T!” but Bryan shows off as he whirls his poncho away. Hangman nods, the two step to each other, and fans fire up. Hangman and Bryan square up, tie up, and Bryan puts Hangman on the ropes. The ref counts, Bryan lets off, but then he CHOPS! Hangman snarls, Bryan swings but misses and Hangman headlocks. Bryan powers out, Hangman whips him away then hurdles. Bryan rolls over but Hangman kips up to BOOT! Bryan ends up in a corner and fans fire up with Hangman. Hangman runs in to ELBOW Bryan! Hangman then CHOPS Bryan in return!

Bryan staggers away but Hangman is on him with a bump off buckles. And then another CHOP! Hangman whips Bryan corner to corner, runs in, but Bryan elbows him back! Bryan runs in, into a LARIAT! Hangman goes up the corner to revel in the cheers, and he goes back for Bryan. The fans continue to chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” and Hangman eggs Bryan on. Bryan fires off body shots and forearms, but Hangman ROCKS him in return! Hangman whips, Bryan reverses to clinch and EXPLODER! Fans fire up as Bryan sits up, huffin’ ‘n’ puffin’! Bryan runs in to LARIAT! Hangman wobbles but Bryan runs to LARIAT again!

Hangman is still standing but Bryan runs, only for Hangman to scoop! FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman kips up and fans fire up! Hangman goes to the apron, he pulls off the elbow pad, then teases where he’ll send it. But Bryan BOOTS Hangman first! Bryan runs but Hangman goes up and over the slide! Bryan avoids the moonsault! Bryan blocks the boot, has Hangman stuck in the ropes, and GAMANGIRIS! Hangman wobbles, Bryan runs, but into the BUCKSHOT!! Cover, Hangman wins!

Winner: Hangman Page, by pinfall

Bryan got all the #CowboyShid, but he could not withstand it! Will Hangman get himself going again in the singles ranks? Perhaps even the Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament?

 

Backstage interview with Daniel Garcia, Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker.

Renee Paquette is with the former Jericho Appreciation Society members, and brings up their Trios match on Collision, where they will be challenging The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn for the AEW World Trios Championships. What is the plan heading into a match of this magnitude? Parker says the plan is simple: the last year and a half, these three have taken a backseat to make sure Chris Jericho was successful. But here’s a question for everyone else: “What do we have to show for it? We got a big, heapin’, steamin’, stinkin’ pile of NOTHIN’!” Menard repeats “NOTHIN’!”

On the biggest show of pro-wrestling history, the three of them were sitting at home! NO MORE! Time these three got back to doing what they do best! And Garcia says what they do best is returning home. These three as one, that’s home. This is how they started, this is how they’ll finish. Garcia is thinking that maybe they were better off without those leather pants. Maybe they were better off with trunks, and better off being professional w- Menard has Garcia hold on there. None of that matters! Jericho? Doesn’t matter! All In? All Out? DOESN’T MATTER! The only thing that matters is that Saturday Night Collision, these three right here are going to the Promised Land! How d’ya like that!?

Garcia does his dance and Parker says Renee should dance along. Take a look! But whether they’re pro-wrestlers or sports… enner-tay-ners… Will Garcia, Menard & Parker be champions after Saturday?

 

Renee Paquette has a sit-down interview with Roderick Strong.

She thanks him for taking this time, and wants to get right to it. She would love to know what Roddy’s thoughts and motivations were, when in the main event of AEW All In London, Wembley Stadium- Roddy says all that is between him and Adam Cole. Oh, okay. But this still affects a lot of other people, like- Roddy repeats that this is between him and Adam. Adam knows what he’s done. And what does that mean? “It means that Adam knows what he did, and if you don’t know what that is, I can’t help you.”

Renee understands Roddy is in a tough spot right now but she doesn’t appreciate him wanting this time only to say nothing. Well Roddy doesn’t appreciate that Renee is sitting here questioning him like he’s on trial! Roddy will tell his own story on his own time, his own way. Roddy sighs, and says no, this is done. He takes his mic off, tells Renee to ask Adam questions about this, since she’s so~ concerned. Roddy leaves with Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, where will this issue with their former friend end?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Ricky Starks mentioned a bigger strap for next time, so he wants a STRAP MATCH at All Out! And against Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat?! After what he did to the living legend last time, he really thinks this is going to go his way? Plus: the AEW World Trios Championships, Acclaimed & Billy VS Garcia, Menard & Parker; Dax Harwood VS Jay White 1v1 before the big 8 Man Tag at All Out; and The Outcasts see if they can still work together against Kris Statlander, Britt Baker & Hikaru Shida!

 

Mark Henry surmises the main event.

“Four of AEW’s finest take to the ring in this first-time-ever tag match, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS Anna Jay & Taya Valkyrie.” La Wera Loca is ready to serve up an L, and the Star of the Show says she’ll make it all about her. Chicago’s own says this is her time, and the Babe with the Power says she always brings her big smile, her big hair, and her big fight! “It looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s TIME for the main event!” With all four women wanting title opportunities of their own, who will move into prime position this close to All Out?

Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS Anna Jay & Taya Valkyrie!

The teams sort out and Willow starts against Anna. They circle, tie up, and Anna slips around to SLAP Willow on the back. Anna taunts Willow but Willow whips. Anna reverses but Willow KICKS her back, then CHOPS her back! Anna scrambles away to tag in Taya. Taya shows off the new neon gold hair color, runs in at Willow, but Willow wrenches her around to reel her in, but Taya fights the suplex! Willow fights the suplex, cradles, TWO! They both stand but Taya ROCKS Willow! Taya reels Willow in, but Willow suplexes first! Fans fire up and Willow fires up. Willow runs in to back body block, and tag to Skye!

Fans fire up as Willow sends Sky in, handspring forearm smash! Then double snapmare and DOUBLE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO! Skye keeps on Taya and drags her over to tag in Willow. They mug Taya, then Willow fireman’s carries. Taya fights free, shoves Willow away and distracts the ref so that Anna can get a cheap shot in! That only angers Willow, but Anna avoids the haymaker to ROCK Willow! Taya runs up, BACKSTABBER! Willow writhes to ropes while Taya soaks up the heat. Fans are torn as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Taya stands on Willow at the ropes, the ref counts, and Taya steps away. Taya puts Willow in the corner, bumps her off buckles, then tags in Anna. They stomp away on Willow, then Anna digs her boots in! The ref counts, Anna steps off, and she puts Willow on ropes to CHOKE her anyway! Taya shimmies and shakes while she soaks up the heat, and the ref counts at Anna. Anna lets off at 4, then brings Willow around to throw her down by her hair! Cover, TWO! Anna wags her finger at Skye, and SMACKS Willow off the mat. Anna drags Willow up, bumps her off buckles, and she tags Taya back in.

They both dig their boots in, but the ref counts. Taya lets off to argue with the ref and Anna gets another cheap shot in! Willow swings on Anna but Anna just gets away, and Taya KICKS Willow down. Taya CHOKES Willow now, the ref counts, and Taya lets off. Taya drags Willow from ropes, covers, TWO! Willow is showing her toughness but Taya pushes her around. Taya drags Willow from ropes to then have the legs. Taya stomps the legs, then does a Jeff Hardy style LEG SPLITTING LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Taya CLUBS away on Willow, looms over her, and brings her back over. Tag to Anna and Anna ROCKS Willow!

Tag back to Taya, Anna CHOKES Willow while Taya taunts Skye. Anna then whips Taya in to ELBOW Willow! Anna runs in to LEG LARIAT! Taya says kiss this, then runs in to METEORA Willow! Cover, TWO! Taya & Anna grow frustrated but Taya clamps onto Willow with a motorcycle stretch. Willow endures, fans rally, and Willow fights up! Willow throws body shots, but Anna is creeping around the outside! Willow gets free, dodges Taya, but Anna YANKS Skye down from the apron! Taya then CLOBBERS Willow and fires off hands! Taya pushes Willow around, pie faces her, but Willow throws body shots!

Taya SLAPS Willow, Willow throws forearms, so Taya gives those back! Rampage returns to single picture as the two go back and forth with forearms! Fans rally up, Willow blocks and ROCKS Taya, to then block and ROCK her again! Taya blocks and ROCKS in return! Willow ducks the roundhouse but not the HEEL KCIK! But Willow ENZIGURIS! Both women are down and fans fire up! They crawl to their corners, hot tags to Anna and Skye! Skye fires off forearms on Anna and fans fire up with her! Anna pushes Skye, swings, but Skye gets around to KNEE SMASH and SHOTGUN! Anna staggers to ropes, Skye runs in, SHINING WIZARD!

Skye snapmares, Anna blocks the superkick but not the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE! Fans fire up with Skye and she runs in corner to corner, but Anna dodges! Anna runs in, Skye slips to the apron to ROCK Anna! Skye climbs up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Skye growls and she drags Anna up. Anna fights the full nelson, wrenches and- NO, Skye blocks the hook kick to KNEE Anna down! Cover, Taya breaks it! Willow storms in and picks Taya up, SPINEBUSTER! Anna clinches Willow, COMPLETE SHOT! Skye SUPERKICKS Anna! Taya SPEARS Skye! Taya roars, but Willow breaks through to POUNCE! PERIOD!!

Fans fire up again as Willow runs in, but into a BOOT! Taya goes up, Willow CLUBS her first! And again, and again! Willow Electric Chair Lifts Taya, Skye goes up, but Anna SHOVES Skye down! Taya slips down to chicken wing Willow! Anna gets in, SUPERKICK for Willow! Taya then pushes Willow down to drag Skye up. They taunt Chicago about what’s gonna happen to their hometown girl! Taya chicken wings Skye, Anna aims, but Skye moves! The SUPERKICK hits Taya!! Fans fire up as Anna freaks out! Skye SUPERKICKS Anna! And then runs to hop on, CODE BLUE! Cover, Skye & Willow win!

Winners: Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

But Taya CLOBBERS Skye! She’s a sore loser, that’s for sure! Willow runs Taya off, then helps Skye sit up. La Wera Loca shouts that Chicago sucks, but will she have another run in with Chicago’s own in the future? Will Skye & Willow shine with gold soon enough?


My Thoughts:

A really good Rampage here, especially as a go-home to All Out. The tag team battle royal opening was a fine choice, as AEW always does a good job writing these. I did not think it’d be The Dark Order winning out, but when it came down to it, I figured Aussie Open wasn’t winning because it’d make their loss at All In mean even less than it already does. Still feels like a missed opportunity for The Kingdom to challenge MJF & Cole, adding to the story of Cole and his many friendships, but after Roddy’s passive aggressive promo here tonight, maybe he and The Kingdom screw MJF & Cole out of those ROH Tag titles.

What an interesting move having Aussie Open going after Jericho on commentary. It’s not like Ospreay lost at All In, they should just leave Jericho alone. But the confrontation escalated, now we’re probably getting Le Sex Gods VS Aussie Open on Dynamite as part of Jericho’s story with Sammy. And really good promo from former JAS members ahead of their Trios title match. But if Moxley wasn’t a Heel, I would’ve said Garcia should be careful dancing like that at Moxley’s wife, Renee, or the BCC would be coming after them. I did like Garcia wanting to say he’s a pro-wrestler but getting cut off, maybe they spark that story up again soon.

Great filler tag of Vikingo & Nick Wayne VS Gringo & Kip, though I wonder if it was supposed to be Darby & Nick as a tune-up for All Out. It’s been reported, and the commentary even partly confirmed, that Darby’s back feels real bad after All In. Though, duh, he did a Coffin Drop right onto the lid of a “solid iron casket,” which given that it dented was probably more aluminum or some other slightly lesser metal. But still, doing the many falls Darby’s done, I’m surprised he hasn’t felt beat up before this. Hopefully he or someone close to him helps him realize to do less of those nasty “missed Coffin Drop” spots so he can keep going.

Also good filler singles match of Hangman VS The Bounty Hunter. Bryan seems to be in good shape, he has a handle on this character, maybe we see more of him in the near future. And really good tag match in the main event with Skye & Willow naturally winning given Skye’s the hometown hero and AEW actually likes hometown heroes winning. Taya going after Skye after could lead to a 1v1 feud of their own, and there are still lots of possibilities when it comes to the AEW Women’s World and AEW TBS Championships. Willow as the 2023 Queen of Harts, I’d love for her to step up to Saraya should Shida detour into a feud with Britt. And Skye has beef with Ruby Soho, so if Ruby takes the TBS title off Kris, Skye could move right up as a challenger to Ruby.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/15/25)

Let the carnage begin!

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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?

Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
  • Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?

The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.

Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.

Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.

Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!

Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!

Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!

The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!

Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?

 

MVP speaks.

“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”

Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!

Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?

 

“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”

What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.

But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?

 

AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”

That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.

“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!

The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?

The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.

Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!

MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!

Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!

The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!

Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!

Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!

Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall

MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?

 

Jeff Jarrett is here!

Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”

Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”

The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning  MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”

The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.

“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.

The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.

But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.

And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.

And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!

MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?

MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!

Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?

 

Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!

Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?

Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.

Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!

The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!

The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!

Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!

Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!

Winner: Hook, by disqualification

The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!

SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.

Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.

Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.

AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”

Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!

Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.

AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?

Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.

Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!

Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!

Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!

Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.

Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!

Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!

The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!

Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?

The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!

Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)

Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?

The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.

Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!

Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!

Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.

Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!

Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.

Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.

The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!

The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)

Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.

Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.

Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.

Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.

Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.

Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.

And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Attitude Of Aggression #301- 10th Annual Swaggy Awards Part 1

The Swaggy Awards return for their 10th annual installment. This year’s show is again split into two awesome parts so tune in to see who won!

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The Attitude Of Aggression returns for the 10th Annual Swaggy Awards, our annual celebration of the best-of-the-best in pro wrestling for 2024. It’s hard to believe that we have been doing this for a decade, but here we are. The guys again decided to split the Swaggy Awards into two parts. Here on Part 1 of the Swaggys, we have our largest panel yet as Dave was joined by Swaggy veterans, PC Tunney, AJ Balaz, and Kinny Killa for this celebration of the past year in pro wrestling. But we also welcome to the Swaggys DJ & Rob from The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, as well as welcoming back to the show the one and only Rey Ca$h. Here on Part 1, the gang passed out some virtual hardware in categories such as Breakout Star of the Year, Rivalry of the Year, Storyline of the Year, PPV/PLE of the Year, and much, much more. And, of course, there is our unsanctioned award (IYKYK). You never know what will happen on the Swaggys. Who walked away with the gold and the glory here on Part 1? Tune in and find out.

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CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS

Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)

TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends

Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5

Classic POD is WAR


Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!

All Shows On Demand


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Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
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