AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (9/15/23)
A storm is coming.
A highly anticipated rematch for the TBS Championship is here!
Kris Statlander took the AEW TBS Championship from her, but now Jade Cargill is back! Will Jade Rampage her way to history as a TWO TIME champ?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 8 Man Tag: The Hardy Boyz & The Lucha Brothers w/ Alex Abrahantes & Isiah Kassidy VS The Butcher, The Blade & Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt, Satnam Singh, Kip Sabian, Penelope Ford & Karen Jarrett; The Hardys & The Lucha Brothers win.
- The Kingdom VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal; The Kingdom wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS The Outrunners & “Pretty” Peter Avalon; The Acclaimed & Billy win.
- Aussie Open VS Lord Crewe & Damian Chambers; Aussie Open wins.
- AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling; Kris wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
8 Man Tag: The Hardy Boyz & The Lucha Brothers w/ Alex Abrahantes & Isiah Kassidy VS The Butcher, The Blade & Triple J!
Matt & Jeff join forces with Rey Fenix & Penta El Zero Miedo to take down some common enemies! Will #CeroMiedo help DELETE Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & the Superbad Squad? Or will these carny holes of the ass find a way to snatch away this victory?
The teams sort out and Penta starts against Double J. Jarrett throws up the double peace, but Penta has everyone settle down, and “Listen! CERO! MIEDO!” But Jarrett kicks low! Karen and Penelope fire up as Jarrett CHOKES Penta on ropes! Jarrett runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! Jarrett then swaggers, runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Penta swaggers, “CERO! MIEDO!” but Lethal tags in to CLOBBER Penta! Lethal stomps Penta, whips him to ropes, but Fenix tags in and Penta slides under so Fenix can MISSILE DROPKICK Lethal! Butcher tags in, but the Lucha Brothers dodge to kick the legs out, then Uno! Dos! Tres! DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!
Fenix keeps on Butcher and RAMS him into the corner! Fenix CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS, then tags in Brother Nero! Jeff stomps away on Butcher, then wrenches to CLUB the arm! Jeff wrenches and CLUBS the arm again, then tags in Matt. Fans fire up as Matt goes up, and he AX HANDLES the arm! Matt wrenches and wrenches then ELBOW BREAKER again and again and again and again! Fans fire up, Matt tags Jeff back in, and Jeff goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Jeff does his dance at Triple J then kicks Butcher. Jeff wrenches, CLUBS the arm, then tags Matt back in. The Hardys mug Butcher, and DOUBLE SUPLEX!
Blade runs in but into double kicks! Then the Hardys DOUBLE SUPLEX Blade! Fans fire up as Lethal runs in but Hardy fires off forearms! Matt whips Lethal to a corner then sets up, Jeff runs to hit POETRY IN MOTION! The fans fire up and Butcher staggers while Matt starts up the “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” But Sonjay anchors a foot and Jarrett CLOBBERS Matt! Fans boo as Jarrett and Butcher stomp away, then Butcher CHOKES Matt! The ref reprimands everyone, Butcher lets off to then snap suplex Matt! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Butcher tags Lethal. Butcher wrenches and Lethal kicks Matt low.
Lethal bumps Matt off buckles, reels him in, then RAMS him into the corner! Lethal RAMS Matt again, then SPITS at Jeff! The ref keeps everyone back while Lethal mocks Penta’s swagger. Lethal stomps Matt, CHOKES him on the ropes, but the ref counts. Lethal lets off at 4, argues with the ref, and that lets Sonjay and Kip Sabian CHOKE Matt! They get away with it, Lethal brings Matt up and tags in Jarrett. Triple J double whip, Matt reverses but Lethal slides out and Jarrett hits the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Jarrett stomps away on Matt, tags in Blade, and they mug Matt. Fans rally but Blade CHOPS Matt in the corner!
Blade fires hands while Penelope and Karen cheer. Blade brings Matt around to bump off buckles, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Blade tags Butcher, the Superbad Squad mugs Matt and Butcher fires off heavy hands! The ref reprimands, Butcher lets off, and he taunts Penta. But then Matt RAMS into Butcher! Butcher pushes Matt down, drags him around with a facelock, and Jarrett tags in. They mug Matt now, then Jarrett tags Lethal. Jarrett whips, kicks, and Lethal SWINGING NECKBREAKERS! Lethal runs around like he won, but then covers Matt. TWO! Lethal argues the count, then he drags Matt around to stomp him. Lethal taunts the fans and drags Matt up, to then bring over to the corner. Blade tags in, they mug Matt, and Rampage returns to single picture.
Blade ROCKS Matt, whips him, but Matt reverses to SIDE EFFECT! Both men are down and fans rally up! A standing count starts, Cincinnati fires up, but Triple J just rushes in to BLAST Jeff & The Lucha Bros! Fans boo, Fenix is back up, Matt fights against Blade and hot tags Fenix in! Fans fire up as Fenix shoves Blade, ENZIGURIS, then runs in at the corner to JUMP SOBAT! Fenix shoves Blade while Karen hits a new level of shrill, SOMERSAULT CUTTER! Fans fire up with Fenix, Lethal runs in but into an ENZIGURI! Fenix goes up the corner, Jarrett runs in but Penta SUPEKICKS him down!
Penta puts Jarrett next to Lethal on the rope, and Fenix tightrope walks to DOUBLE PENALTY KICK! Fans fire up as Penta SUPERKICKS Blade! Fenix baits Butcher in to DUMP him out! The Superbad Squad and Triple J regroup while Penta has the fans join in, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta builds speed and he FLIES! Direct hit onto everyone! Fans are all fired up as Penta swaggers up the ramp. Fenix then builds speed but Blade trips him! Blade drags Fenix out to RAM him into the railing! Blade rushes in but Fenix sends him into railing and fires off fast hands! Wait, is Abrahantes going up!? But Sonjay drags him down!
Fans boo, but Abrahantes DECKS Sonjay! And then he climbs up! But now Kip drags him down, so Abrahantes ROCKS Kip! Kip scowls, Abrahantes pokes him in the eyes! The Hype Man climbs again, and SUPER CROSSBODIES, but into Satnam’s arms! The One in a Billion TOSSES Abrahantes aside! But Fenix SUPERKICKS! And he goes way up top, to SKY TWISTER!! Fenix takes everyone down! Fans are all fired up as Fenix and Blade get in the ring and fire off forearms! Blade has the edge, he CHOPS then runs, but into a SOMERAULT- NO, Blade catches Fenix! But Fenix slips free!
Fenix ripcords and ROUNDHOUSES! The Hardys brawl with Triple J up the ramp and to the stage! Fenix scoops Blade, BLACK FIRE DRIVER!! Cover, Lucha Brothers & Hardys win!
Winners: The Hardy Boyz & The Lucha Brothers, by pinfall
Fenix y Penta celebrate, but Satnam DOUBLE LARIATS The Hardys! The full Triple J circus regroups and retreats, and… The Righteous walk out on stage? Vincent snaps his fingers, Dutch smiles as he stands over Matt. What are these two planning for The Hardy Boyz now that they’re all in AEW?
Backstage interview with Britt Baker.
Renee Paquette is with The Doctor, and brings up the unfortunate loss in the Fatal 4 Way on Dynamite. What is next for Britt now? Britt says that Wednesday didn’t go as planned, nor did All In London or the last few months. Nothing Britt has planned has gone her way. Britt should be TWO-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion by now, she is the definition of championship material. Everything she says and does is watched, so… She will do what she does best, and make history. Because she is going to become the first female to hold both the world title and the TBS Championship! In fact, she never had a shot at the TBS title, that is criminal, someone should be arrested for that.
“But thankfully, we can make it right and there’s a first for everything. So whoever wins tonight, Jade Cargill, Kris Statlander, you’ll be wrestling me tomorrow night in the main event of Collision in State College, Pennsylvania. Good luck, ladies. I’ll be watching. Yours truly, Dr. Britt Baker, DMD.” The Face of the AEW Women’s Division has spoken, who will she meet for a match in less than 24 hours?
It’s an all new QTV.
Harley Cameron tells Aaron Solo that she’s gonna do it. She can feel it in her bones. Knock knock! QT? Nope! “It’s me, it’s me, it’s Johnny TV!” And QT Marshall has been so busy beating the crap outta luchadores down in Mexico, people are starting to call him “The Mexicutioner.” They used to say the same about Manny Pacquiao. He’s Solo’s uncle, isn’t he? Yeah! Tito Manny! See? They’re saying the same things about QT! That’s crazy! But uh, QT is coming back, right? Johnny takes off his sunglasses and sits with Solo to get serious. Of course QT is coming back. They secret hand shake, ending with an ET finger boop and what must be rocket takeoff sound effects…?
Harley tries to get in on it, but too late, the rocket takes off without her. She’s annoyed, and then asks who this new guy in the luchador mask is behind her. Oh, that’s El Hijo de Harvey! QT has been beating up so many luchadores, they brought one to set to show solidarity. C’mere, Harvito. Show us some classic lucha poses. Harvito flexes, and Johnny kick shim in the gut! Harley laughs, and pulls out scissors to stab?! NO, Harley! No! Johnny DECKS Harvito and she laughs again. Was she really gonna stab him?! Sowwy~… Will QTV hold it together without QT?
The Kingdom VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal!
Matt Taven & Mike Bennett just helped Roderick Strong make it to the hospital on Wednesday, so they’re surely worried for their friend. But can they shake it off and establish tag team dominance? Or will the Fallen Angel & Third Eye Reborn rise back up in their own right?
The teams sort out, Mike starts against Daniels, and the fans rally up for The Fallen Angel. They tie up, Mike headlocks but Daniels powers Mike down to a knee. Daniels headlocks, grinds the hold, then spins to wrench and wristlock. Mike ROCKS Daniels, then headlocks back! Daniels powers out but Mike runs him over! Mike soaks up the heat, runs, but then stomps Daniels as he drops down! Mike stomps Daniels then brings him up to CHOP! Mike has Daniels on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then wrenches to whip. Daniels slides under, arm-drags, and then hip tosses! Drop toehold, and Daniels tags Sydal!
Sydal hurries in, Daniels scoops and SLAMS Mike then Sydal scoops and SLAMS Daniels onto Mike! Sydal sets up, STANDING MARIPOSA! Mike scrambles away, tag to Taven! Fans rally up as the Matts step to each other. Taven pie faces Sydal, then shouts, “III’M! MATT TAVEN!” Sydal KICKS Taven in the leg! Sydal eggs Taven on, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! Fans fire up, Daniels ROCKS Taven and Sydal KICKS Taven! Tag to Daniels, they double wrench then double KICK Taven! Sydal KICKS, Daniels BLINDSIDE ELBOWS, then Sydal hits another STANDING MARIPOSA! Fans fire up, Mike runs in, but into an atomic drop and SOBAT!
Mike flops out of the ring, Daniels brings Taven up, and fans fire up as Daniels CLUBS Taven on the neck. Daniels ROCKS Taven, “This is Awesome!” as Daniels keeps on Taven. Daniels whips Taven, Taven holds ropes and he dumps Daniels to the apron. Taven swings, Daniels blocks to ROCK Taven, but Mike anchors a foot! Daniels kicks Mike away, but Taven gives him THE KICK OF THE KING! Daniels falls, Mike goes up to BOSTON BAYONET! Fans boo but The Kingdom soaks up the heat. Daniels hurries to put Daniels back in as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Taven covers, but he puts his feet on the ropes! The ref sees that right away and stops the count! Taven argues but duh, it was so obvious. Taven CLUBS Daniels down, stomps him, then stands on his neck! The ref counts, Taven tags to Mike, and Mike drags Daniels up to scoop and SLAM! Mike soaks up the heat, then drops a BIG ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Mike tags Taven, drags Daniels up and whips him into Taven’s BOOT! Mike ROCKS Daniels, Taven goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Taven is frustrated but he stalks Daniels to ropes. Taven CHOKES Daniels, the ref counts, but Taven lets off at 4.
Taven argues with the ref, and Mike BOOTS Daniels down! Mike grins and Taven drags Daniels up, but Daniels throws elbows! Taven CLUBS Daniels, brings him around and reels him in, MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Cover, TWO! Daniels survives and Taven is frustrated again. Taven anchors Daniels’ leg with a grapevine, then tags Mike. Mike runs to BLAST Sydal, then he stomps Daniels! Mike clamps on with a chinlock stretch and he bends Daniels back! Daniels endures, fights up, and throws elbows! Daniels runs, but Mike CLOBBERS him! Tag to Taven, and Taven goes up. Mike brings Daniels around, as Rampage goes to break!
Rampage returns and The Kingdom double whip Sydal. Taven hurdles so Mike can ROCK Sydal, and then Taven hits a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, Daniels breaks it! Mike runs in but Daniels TOSSES him out! Taven kicks and whips Daniels but Daniels reverses. Taven KICKS back, runs, but Daniels ducks the Quebrada! Sydal tags Daniels in and he gets Taven up. Sydal joins in, BACK SUPLEX CUTTER! Cover, but Mike breaks it! Fans rally, Mike staggers up but Sydal fires off KICK after KICK! Mike ducks the roundhouse to fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! But Daniels CHOPS! Mike CHOPS! They CHOP back and forth!
Mike gets the edge with CHOP after CHOP, then he whips. Daniels reverses, runs in, but Mike dodges! Taven STINGER SPLASHES! Taven hoists Daniels up, Mike carries Daniels, PROTON PACK!! Cover, The Kingdom wins!
Winners: The Kingdom, by pinfall
Fans boo but they can’t do anything about it, Bennett & Taven take down fellow ROH icons. Taven has the mic and says they don’t have a lot of time, they have to rush back to the hospital to where their poor friend, Roderick Strong, is suffering. Fans boo but Taven says hey, Roddy IS suffering! They have to get back to him! But Taven doesn’t blame Samoa Joe for this. He blames ADAM COLE! Fans boo more but Taven says The Kingdom wants to take back what is rightfully theirs! They wanna take back what Cole “and that Melvin” MJF look at as trophies, as a symbol of their friendship, the ROH World Tag Team Championships!
Mike takes the mic and he has Taven show off the “Neck Health Awareness” wristbands, a shade of red-orange. In support of neck health awareness, Mike will show you how you handle someone who doesn’t believe in it. You go up to them, you look them in the eye, ask if they believe in neck health, and if they say no, you ball up your fist and PUNCH ‘EM IN THE WIENER, and then pull them in to hit ’em with a PILEDRIVER!! “Because neck health awareness is a real thing, and it matters! RODDY! We’re coming home, baby!” The Kingdom heads out, just how far are these guys gonna push Roddy’s farce?
Backstage interview with The Mogul Embassy.
Specifically, Renee is with Prince Nana, Brian Cage, and the Mogul himself, Swerve Strickland. She notes that on Dynamite, Brian Cage lost to Hangman Page, and then The Young Bucks made the save after. Nana says that Renee is moving really funny right now. The Bucks, they had to put their “stinking feet” in Nana’s face! How do you think Nana feels? What kinda question is that, Renee? But how does Cage feel? He feels the Bucks are lucky! Lucky that Cage was exhausted from the “calorie expenditure” he went through giving Hangman the match of his life! Otherwise, Cage would’ve done something about it!
The Bucks, they ain’t in the money! Nana agrees there, not in the money at all. Swerve says that he’ll put it like this: “Bucks, y’all’ve had a whole different energy about y’all ever since you were on my podcast, y’know, acting real friendly. Now y’all want to put your EVP hats back on and play favorites again. And Hangman, you did exactly what I thought you would do, you run to The Elite for help because you can’t handle your responsibilities on your own.” So since they wanna get in Mogul Embassy business, the Embassy will handle business. How about this? Representing the Mogul Embassy, The Gates of Agony & Cage VS The Hung Bucks, AEW Grand Slam! Whose house? Swerve’s damn house!
The challenge has been issued, and surely it will be accepted by Hangman, Matt & Nick! Will the Cowboy and his old friends remind us of when they used to be ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions?
Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS The Outrunners & “Pretty” Peter Avalon!
The AEW World Trios Champions bring the World Scissor Tour to Ohio! And of course, Platinum Max has a diss track on deck! “Acclaimed in the house, yo, these dudes is scary! Lookin’ like a AW Board parody! Peter, you so dusty! How’s your name ‘Pretty’ when you look so ugly?” Truth Magnum tries to cover Peter’s ears but it’s too late. “Who are the Outrunners? They’re more like Dumb ‘n’ Dumber when they give each other hummers! We beat you down so thorough, y’all about to have a bad night like Joe Burrow!” Oof… Bowens takes the mic to say, “CIIIINCINNATIIII~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does~!
The trios sort out and fans fire up as Billy starts against Turbo. The two tie up, Billy gets an arm and wrenches, but then makes Turbo do a certain gesture below the belt. Billy says this is inappropriate, and he wrenches again to hammerlock. Turbo throws an elbow and then flexes. Turbo kicks low, flexes more, then kicks Billy in the bad leg. Turbo KICKS right where the bandages are, then he tags in Avalon. Avalon runs in, into a back drop, but Avalon lands on his feet! Avalon CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Avalon flexes and the Outrunners love it! Avalon runs, but into an UPPERCUT! Fans fire up, Billy tags Bowens.
Bowens rallies on Avalon with haymakers, but Avalon ducks to waistlock. Bowens bucks the O’Conner but Avalon DROPKICKS in return! Avalon aims, Bowens dodges the leg lariat, and fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy~!” as Bowens fires off the Five Tool Strike Fest! SUPERKICK tops it off, and Bowens conducts the choir. Truth asks what is wrong with these people! Bowens drags Avalon up, whips him to ropes, and mule kicks to front kick to run and KOTARO KRUSHER! “EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed!” Turbo runs in but Bowens TOSSES him! Truth runs in but Billy ROCKS him, then TOSSES him!
Avalon staggers up, Billy scoops and SLAMS him! Billy has the legs, Bowens is up top and he tags Caster in. SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~! Caster goes up, Avalon staggers around, so Billy gives Avalon a FAMOUSER to put him down! MIC DROP! Cover, The Acclaimed win!
Winners: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, by pinfall
Another win in the Trios Division, the champs are on a roll! But then someone interrupts the fun and tells them to put the scissors away. The Dark Order is here, and John Silver says no one wants to see them scissor finger! Fans boo in disagreement, but Silver says the Acclaimed come out here with their mean raps! Well that’s all they are! They’re just mean people, and they’re liars, and they’re pathetic! The Dark Order is the good guys here! And guess what? They want those Trios titles! Bowens gets the mic and says The Acclaimed are fighting champions, but let’s have some fun here. Let’s treat this like a job interview!
Why should The Dark Order have a shot at the Trios titles? Oh, why? Why should The Dark Order have a shot? Have they ignored the last four YEARS since they’ve been here? The clawing they’ve down to go from the very bottom to where they are today?! They are TIRED of good things happening to bad people, and The Acclaimed are bad people! Every single week, it is the same cookie cutter place! Same thing, same time! You come to a town, you do a bad rap, you shout out the stupid city! You have your lackluster performances, and you’re supposed to be champions?! They DESERVE this opportunity!
Evil Uno proposes that tomorrow night, AEW Collision, one of the Dark Order against one of The Acclaimed, and they prove The Dark Order IS worth the time. Bowens says a singles match… Who should it be? Billy says he knows how to decide! Rock paper scissors! The Acclaimed set up, rock paper scissors! Oh, well, they all go scissors. What’re the odds? Rematch! All scissors! Guys, c’mon! Rock- NO! NO! NO! Reynolds knows they’re just gonna do scissors every time, they’re idiots! Bowens says that might be true. So instead, Bowens volunteers, and he’ll let The Dark Order choose whoever they want, and he’ll SPANK THEIR ASS PURPLE! Because EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!
Challenge issued, challenge accepted, but will Bowens beat whoever it is to deny The Dark Order their title match? Or will allowing them the element of surprise bring the Five Tool Player down?
Aussie Open VS Lord Crewe & Damian Chambers!
Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis may be without the ROH World Tag Team Championships, or any tag team championships right now, but they are never out of the chase! Will the Aussie Arrow & Dunkzilla remind us all that titles or not, they run the world?
The teams sort out and Davis starts against Crewe. The bell rings and Davis runs Crewe over! Fletcher BLASTS Chambers off the apron, then Davis bumps Crewe off buckles! Fletcher fires hands on Chambers, the ref reprimands, but Aussie Open haul their opponents up, SPINEBUSTER SANDWICH! Tag to Fletcher, and Aussie Open takes opposite corners. CROSS BOMBER! They hoist Chambers up, COREALIS! But then they drag Crewe up, for COREALIS again!! Cover, Aussie Open wins!
Winners: Aussie Open, by pinfall
These two are fired up like never before! Whether it’s the ROH World Tag Team Championships, the AEW World Tag Team Championships, or even the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships back in NJPW, best believe those are just targets for these two to hit! Who will Fletcher & Davis aim themselves at first?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
The Dark Order has already decided, and it will be Evil Uno stepping up to Anthony Bowens! Will Number One get the first win towards becoming Trios Champions? And don’t forget that FTR defends their AEW World Tag Team Championships against The Iron Savages, and Bryan Danielson & Claudio Castagnoli take on Ricky Starks & “Big Bill” Morrissey in a BIG tag team grudge match! Then, after the strange appearance by The Righteous, Dutch & Vincent get a tag match with Matt & Jeff Hardy! Plus, two men make in-ring returns as Andrade El Idolo takes on Scorpio Sky! And of course, Britt Baker will be waiting on the winner of tonight’s TBS Championship match main event!
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage: Grand Slam!
Because it will be Rampage: Grand Slam in Arthur Ashe Stadium, it will be a TWO HOUR SPECIAL EPISODE! And rightfully so with the stacked card, headlined by Darby Allin & Sting VS Christian Cage & Luchasaurus!
AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling!
The Galaxy’s Greatest truly lived up to that name when she dethroned the inaugural champion way back at Double or Nothing! Though there is the caveat that Jade only lost because she already dealt with Taya Valkyrie right before and got a bit cocky. Will Jade, now at 100% and fully focused, take back the belt to be a historic TWO-TIME TBS Champion? Or will Mama Kris put all the doubt and controversy to bed here tonight?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly #ThatBitch!
The bell rings, fans are fired up already, and the two tie up! Jade powers Kris back, Kris turns it around, and they go around the ropes. They deadlock in the center, and then break. Fans are dueling and the two reset. They tie up again, Jade powers Kris back but Kris turns it around again. Jade knees low, and then she flexes on Kris. Fans fire up and Britt is watching, just as she said earlier tonight. Kris and Jade tie up, break, then Kris RAMS Jade! Jade RAMS Kris! Kris LARIATS Jade but Jade stays up, to LARIAT Kris! Kris stays up, they DOUBLE LARIAT! And DOUBLE LARIAT! And DOUBLE LARIAT!
Again and again, they hit each other! Jade knees low, whips, but Kris holds ropes to BOOT! Kris runs up, but Jade scoops! But Kris slips free, shoves, but Jade comes back! Kris catches Jade now! To SLAM her down! Fans fire up as Kris flexes, then she mule kicks! Kris runs, Jade dodges and Sterling taunts Kris. But then Kris TOSSES Jade! Kris storms up but Jade trips her to drag her out, only for Kris to boot her away. Kris stands, CROSSBODIES, but Jade catches her! Jade fireman’s carries to SNAKE EYES on the apron! Kris flops into the ring, Jade is all fired up and she high-fives fans as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Jade drags Kris back out, SMACKS her off the apron, and Jade stalks Kris. Kris sits up, Jade stands her up to UPPERCUT her down! Jade pushes Kris around, stalks her around the way, but Kris CHOPS back! Jade ELBOWS Kris down! Jade refreshes the ring count but Kris also crawls in. Jade drags Kris right back out and throws her on the floor! Kris staggers up, Jade whips her into railing! Kris goes down in a heap, and Jade swaggers around. Jade then comes back for Kris, puts her in the ring, and storms over to push her down, for a KNEE DROP! And another! Jade drags Kris up, whips her to a corner hard, and Kris sits down.
Jade does push-ups to show off, and fans applaud along with Sterling. Jade mocks the fans who aren’t happy, and then she stomps Kris. Jade stands on Kris’ face! The ref counts, Jade lets off with a stomp! Jade stalks Kris, Kris CHOPS, and fires a forearm! Jade UPPERCUTS and Kris falls over! Jade looms over Kris, then BOOTS her down! Kris goes back to the corner, Jade is right on her, and she CLUBS Kris! Jade dribbles and goes corner to corner, for the DUNK ELBOW! Kris falls down and fans rally behind Jade. Jade then KICKS Kris in the side! Kris sputters, gets to her feet, but Jade CHOKES her on ropes while making her look in the camera!
Jade lets off as the ref counts, and Jade paces around. Jade drags Kris up and talks some trash, but Kris throws body shots! Kris ROCKS Jade, Jade CLUBS Kris! Jade reels Kris in as Rampage returns to single picture, but Kris blocks the suplex! Jade keeps trying, but Kris still fights! Kris tries to suplex, but now Jade fights it off! They fight for suplex control, and Kris gets Jade up to hold her! Jade fights that and she suplexes, holding Kris up! Jade makes it to TEN before the SLAM! But she holds on, rolls through, Una Amiga! Britt is watching intently as Kris counters Jade to a SPINNING FISHERMAN BUSTER!!
Both women are down and fans are thunderous! A standing count begins, “This is Awesome!” as both women are stirring at 3 of 10. The ref checks each of them, delaying the count, but both are okay to continue. Kris pounds the mat in some frustration, we pass 5 of 10, and both women kip up! Fans are thunderous again as the two glare, and then they throw forearms back and forth! Fans fire up as Kris gets the edge! Kris has Jade in the corner as she fires off more shots! The ref counts, Kris lets off and roars! Kris then runs in, whips, but Jade reverses! Kris goes up and over and then UPPERCUTS!
Kris runs side to side, to KNEE WASH! Kris brings Jade in, scoops, but Jade slips free to shove! Kris gets around, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up again while Kris drags Jade to a drop zone. Kris goes to the corner, but Sterling distracts! Kris storms over to him, he tells her not to touch him, but she asks what he’s gonna do about it. Jade runs in, but Kris dodges! Jade and Sterling almost collide, and Jade is upset with him for messing around! He apologizes, but Kris runs in! Jade moves and Kris BLASTS Sterling off the apron! Jade runs in to BOOT!! And then chicken wings! JA- NO, VICTORY ROLL!! TWO!!!
Kris ROLLING- NO, Jade choke grips! CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, TWO!?!? Kris survives and Jade is frustrated, but Britt seems intrigued. Jade seethes but fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” But this has to end somehow, and Jade storms around. Jade chicken wings again, but Kris fights! Kris RAMS Jade into buckles! Jade holds on, so Kris RAMS her in again! Jade throws Kris into buckles, runs in, but Kris dodges! Jade POSTS herself! Jade staggers out, into the DISCUS LARIAT!! Kris hauls Jade up, runs, SCISSOR KICK! Fans are electric as Kris hoists Jade up! Kris tucks Jade in, FIGHT NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, KRIS WINS!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
Sterling is devastated! Jade returned, put on an epic with Kris Statlander, only to lose out! Kris shows Jade respect by helping her up, and they hug it out! Fans cheer the sportsmanship as Jade raises Kris’ hand, but then Kris raises Jade’s hand. What is Jade to do next now that she doesn’t have the title she built her career on? As for Kris, will she make it out of the Nittany Lions Den against Britt? Or will TBS soon belong to The DMD?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here, one of the best in awhile. The 8 Man Tag was a really good opener, but wow, it was like a world record attempt for ringside sidekicks on the Heel side. Kip, Penelope, Bunny, Sonjay, Satnam and Karen, where the Faces only had Abrahantes and Brother Zay. Though in the end, it didn’t help the Heels, the Faces still won. Though, Triple J still get the better of The Hardys, and then The Righteous just kinda show up. And not even with Stu Grayson! What a letdown compared to just letting them build up in ROH more. But hey, Hardys VS Righteous will still be a good tag match, it’s just not the most impressive way to set it up.
The Kingdom VS Daniels & Sydal was a really good tag match, but I figured The Kingdom would win. They’re going for the ROH Tag Team Championships just as I knew they would, maybe that match is made for WrestleDream. And surely, Roderick Strong will get involved, too, perhaps costing Adam both the tag titles and his friendship with MJF. Aussie Open of course won their match, but they went even harder and won even faster than I expected. If anything, once The Kingdom get the ROH tag titles, they and Aussie Open can feud going into an ROH exclusive PPV. Then should Aussie Open get those belts back, they can return to NJPW for a minute to go for the various tag titles over there.
Fun Trios squash match from The Acclaimed, and I do appreciate the Dark Order being convinced that they’re good and Acclaimed are bad because to be fair, “good guys” in their purest form shouldn’t insult their opponents, just beat them in competition. But Bowens VS Uno is going to be good for Collision, as will the Trios Championship match for, probably, WrestleDream. Good promo from Britt, and she started to slip into her old Heel ways. But at the same time, Britt would have to be closer to Heel than Face if she’s to take on Face Kris Statlander. Kris VS Jade was great stuff, one of if not the best match Jade’s had in her young career.
But given there has been a lot of talk about Jade leaving AEW for WWE, it makes sense Kris retains. Though, I would think even if Jade was staying, she would want to finally move up to the world title scene, going after whoever wins in Saraya VS Storm. And many people have already argued all sides of the move, but I would personally have Jade spend at least a little time in NXT because hey, there’s the Breakout Tournament coming back, she can establish herself to the WWE Only audience in three matches and win the whole thing to then go after the NXT Women’s Champion, who is currently Becky Lynch. Becky VS Jade would definitely get people excited for NXT again, and win or lose, Jade would further establish herself and could easily go right to RawDown after.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Rockin’ around the Christmas Collision!
The Continental Classic continues on Christmas Collision, with crucial points on the line this close to AEW Worlds End! Who will finally take the lead in Gold League?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet; Ricochet wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford; Kris wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia; Garcia wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos; wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current Continental Classic Gold League standings!
Claudio Castagnoli: 2-1, 6 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 6 points
Ricochet: 2-1, 6 points
Darby Allin: 2-1, 6 points
Brody King: 2-2, 6 points
Komander: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Here are the current Continental Classic Blue League standings!
Kyle Fletcher: 3-1, 9 points
Kazuchika Okada: 2-1-1, 7 points
Mark Briscoe: 2-2, 6 points
Shelton Benjamin: 2-1, 6 points
Daniel Garcia: 1-1-1, 4 points
The Beast Mortos: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Ian Riccaboni is in the ring.
He has Big Boom AJ & Big Justice with him in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they’re ready to bring the BOOM~! They’re ready to watch the action tonight, and even the final face-to-face of MJF and Adam Cole. AJ says if MJF is gonna bring the doom, then you know he and Big Justice will bring the BOOM~! But tonight, their guy, Adam Cole will bring the BOOM~ too! And of course we have big Continental Classic action! Daniel Garcia VS Shelton Benjamin in a critical showdown, and while Shelton is tough, Garcia is going to bring the BOOM~! Plus, Mark Briscoe battles The Beast Mortos! The Chicken is their guy, time to bring the BOOM~!
In Gold League, we have Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli, and the Swiss Superman is a DOOM~! Let’s go, Darby, bring that BOOM~! And then a match everyone wants to see, the fireworks rematch of Will Ospreay VS Ricochet! If you’re a fan of high-flying wrestling, this is the right night to be right here in AEW! Ricochet and their guy, Ospreay, will bring the BOOM~! But speaking of, that match is up first! The Aerial Assassin joins AJ & Big Justice in giving a BOOM~, but will Ricochet make sure tonight is #OuttaThisWorld?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet!
Wait, are the fans throwing white streamers or is that… No, yeah, it’s toilet paper! Ospreay laughs at the fans basically calling Ricochet crap. Ricochet throws the toilet paper back! The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans fire up for Ospreay as he and Ricochet circle. The fans also sing, “F HIM UP, OSPREAY, F HIM UP!” Ricochet shrugs that off, he and Ospreay tie up, and then Ricochet rolls. Ospreay shoots in, waistlocks, but Ricochet switches. They go around, Ricochet gator rolls with Ospreay, then floats to a headlock. Ricochet wrenches, hammerlocks then headlocks again. Ospreay powers up and out, Ricochet runs him over, but Ospreay kips up!
The fans cheer and Ospreay smiles as he and Ricochet reset. They tie up, go around, and Ricochet wrenches to a wristlock. Ospreay rolls, wrenches and wristlocks, but Ricochet spins and wrenches to hammerlock. Ospreay reaches back, headlocks and hits a takeover. Ricochet rolls to a cover, TWO! Ospreay holds onto the headlock but Ricochet powers up and out. Ospreay runs Ricochet over, Ricochet bails out, and then Ospreay handsprings to fake Ricochet out! The fans cheer as Ospreay superhero lands out, and Ricochet is annoyed. Ospreay holds ropes open for Ricochet, but Ricochet goes around the way to step in on his own.
The fans boo Ricochet being a bad sport but Ricochet ignores that. Ospreay and Ricochet knuckle lock, then Ricochet kicks low! And CHOPS! Ricochet whips, Ospreay reverses, but Ricochet rolls off Ospreay’s back! Things keep moving, Ospreay avoids the handspring to then duck ‘n’ dodges and RANA! But Ricochet handsprings through! The fans fire up, and Ospreay arm-drags Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet endures the grind. Ricochet fights up and puts Ospreay on ropes. The ref counts, Ricochet and Ospreay slowly let g o, and Ricochet SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay CHOPS Ricochet!
Ospreay takes a swing, Ricochet ducks under to roll back and RANA! But now Ospreay handsprings through! Ricochet dodges to waistlock but Ospreay bucks the O’Conner. Ricochet arm-drags Ospreay down, but Ospreay headscissors back! Ricochet pops free but Ospreay arm-drags! Ricochet headscissors, Ospreay pops free, and Ospreay handsprings, but Ricochet catches him! Ricochet then THROWS Ospreay into the Tree of Woe, and Ospreay falls down! The fans boo while Ospreay bails out, but Ricochet FOSBURY FLOPS! The fans boo but Ricochet takes the toilet paper to wipe himself, then he SMOTHERS Ospreay with it!
The fans boo that literally disgusting act of disrespect, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Ricochet taunts the fans, then drags Ospreay up. Ricochet puts Ospreay in, soaks up more heat, then KNEE-BOARD SENTONS! Ricochet swaggers to taunt the fans more, then he goes back to Ospreay. Cover, ONE!! Another cover, TWO! Ricochet taunts the fans more, then goes back for Ospreay. Ricochet stands Ospreay up to CHOP, and Ospreay goes to a corner. Ricochet RAMS into Ospreay, RAMS him again, then snapmares to UPPERCUT in the back! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Ricochet drags him into a motorcycle stretch. Ospreay endures while Ricochet digs a knee into the back. Ospreay fights up, fights with elbows, then runs, but into a DROPKICK!
Ospreay is down in a daze but Ricochet has to shake out the stars in his own head. Ricochet covers, ONE! Ospreay then uses that one to flip off Ricochet. Ricochet RAMS Ospreay in the back! Ricochet then clamps on with a chinlock, and he digs his knee into Ospreay’s back. Ospreay endures, even as Ricochet JAMS Ospreay. Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally for Ospreay again. Ospreay fires up, fires hands, but Ricochet RAMS him into a corner. Ricochet runs up, RAMS into Ospreay, then goes to the apron. Ospreay takes a swing but Ricochet dodges and gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay lands out!
Ospreay runs, handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay goes to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to PIP PIP CHEERIO! Down goes Ricochet, Ospreay covers, TWO! Ospreay stays focused and the fans rally up. Ospreay drags Ricochet up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Ricochet staggers, Ospreay runs, but Ricochet TIGER WALL KICKS! Forearm, SOBAT, and Ricochet runs, but into a POP-UP, and STYLES- NO, Ricochet sits up, slips free, and he underhooks Ospreay for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but Ricochet goes up.
Ricochet has to double clutch, the fans let him hear it, but Ricochet still MOONSAULTS! Ricochet lands out as Ospreay moves, and Ospreay runs up, but into an ELBOW! Ricochet handsprings, but into a pop-up, Electric Chair, spin around, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Ospreay is surprised. Ospreay pulls on the elbow pad and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay aims, but Ricochet bails out! The fans boo but Ospreay storms after Ricochet. They’re both on the apron and Ospreay goes up a corner. Ricochet anchors Ospreay first! Then Ricochet has the Electric Chair Lift!
Ospreay fights free, fights off a nelson, then he KICKS Ricochet! Ospreay runs, but into a pop-up APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! The fans chant “You Still Suck!” but Ricochet adds a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Ricochet puts Ospreay in, then springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives, but then Ricochet AX KICKS! Dragon sleeper, inverted suplex, VERTIGO! Cover, TWO!? Ospreay survives and Ricochet is shocked! Ricochet snarls and he aims from a corner. The fans rally for Ospreay but Ricochet loads up. SPIRIT- NO, Ospreay ducks under! Ospreay gets up, Ricochet blocks a kick!
Ricochet V-TRIGGERS, then he reels Ospreay in! But Ospreay fights out of the bomb, but then Ricochet returns the favor! Ricochet suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Ospreay springboards for the OSC- CUTTER FROM RICOCHET!! Ricochet hurries to get Ospreay up, powerbomb into fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! SPIRIT- HIDDEN BLADE!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Ospreay and Ricochet both slowly sit up and the fans rally as hard as ever. Ricochet and Ospreay stare down, talk a bit of trash, then stand up. Ospreay draws a line in the sand and dares Ricochet to step up.
Ricochet steps right up, they stand toe to toe, literally! They start firing forearms! The fans cheer Ospreay, boo Ricochet, and Ricochet wobbles! But then Ricochet comes back with forearm after forearm! Ospreay wobbles, but he grins as he rises and roars! Ospreay fires a flurry on Ricochet, then ROCKS him! Ricochet flops over, Ospreay hauls him up! But Ricochet grabs at the ref! Ospreay kicks Ricochet’s arm away, but then Ricochet RAMS Ospreay into the ref! The fans boo but then Ricochet hurries to HOOK KICK! And VERTI- NO, Ospreay slips free to underhook! STORM BREAKER! Cover, but the ref is down!
The fans count, Ospreay would’ve won twice over! Ospreay calls to the ref, the ref sputters around, and Ospreay goes up. But then Ricochet kicks the ref into ropes! Ospreay gets tripped up and the fans boo more! Ospreay is confused as to what happened, but SPIRIT GUN hits the mark!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Ospreay earns 0)
The One & Only got away with murder, but there’s nothing that can be done now! Ricochet has NINE points, will he be headed to Worlds End?
Adam Cole heads to the ring!
The fans cheer as the Panama City Playboy returns to the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they join in for the “BOOM~!” and the “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY~!” Cole grabs a mic, but he keeps his eyes on the ramp. That’s because we all know who’s next. MJF makes his entrance, but with a handful of security guards in front of him first. And not even AEW security, that’s his own personal security. MJF grabs a mic and has them cut his music. The fans boo but MJF tells them, “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it. Sit down and shut up.” The fans tell MJF to STFU, but MJF shrugs that off.
MJF tells Cole that MJF is frustrated. It’s because for the past few months, MJF has had to listen to Cole say MJF is Cole’s biggest enemy! If memory serves, and MJF’s memory always does because unlike the fans here, he isn’t a complete moron… Didn’t Cole turn on MJF? But then does Cole realize he has bigger enemies out there? Like spray tan, cracks in the floor, gusts of win, and maybe… a cavity. Because last MJF heard, Cole’s dentist isn’t seeing him anymore. Cole was already staring daggers into MJF, but now he’s pissed. MJF has Cole calm down, and he tells the fans to shut up so he can shoot straight.
When MJF was the longest-reigning and greatest AEW World Champion of all time, Cole was nothing more than MJF’s cute little sidekick. That ate Cole up inside. Cole wanted to be MJF. Cole wanted #TripleB. But the sad truth is, Cole had many opportunities to win the title before MJF got anywhere near it. It’s almost like when it comes to Cole being elite enough to become world champion, just like his “s*itty little ankle,” Cole blows it. MJF laughs at his own joke, and then tells the fans he is talking, it is not that complicated. But this is why MJF doesn’t buy the hogwash that Cole turned on MJF because MJF would turn on Cole first.
Cole turned because he, like all these shmucks, is jealous of MJF. And who can blame Cole? MJF is rich, handsome, funny, entertaining, and then look at Cole. For crying out loud, Cole used to be ADAM COLE BAYBAY. Now, he’s just a crack baby! Cole asks if MJF is done. Was that the last line? Because it felt like MJF practiced that for two weeks in front of a mirror. But MJF killed it, really. Cole could come back with childish comments to hurt MJF’s feelings, but he won’t. Cole could mention MJF has had two surgeries on that fake head of hair of his while only in his 20s, which is hilarious, but he won’t.
Cole could talk about how MJF pulled some strings to get his girlfriend hired, like the real politician he is, but Cole won’t go there. Cole could talk about how every single time MJF enters a room, everyone waits for him to leave because he is loud, obnoxious and annoying as hell. But Cole won’t go there. Because Cole is not like MJF. They are nothing alike. That is why the friendship was ruined. Because, MJF, the truth is you say Cole is a failure, but in virtually every wrestling company Cole has worked for, he is the longest-reigning champion in so many!
In this very building, Cole bled BUCKETS against Kyle O’Reilly, wanting to prove he was one of the best in the world, and that is exactly what he did! Does Cole have regrets? Sure. Are there things Cole wishes he could take back? Absolutely. But Cole does NOT regret turning on MJF. The only reason it drives MJF insane is because Cole beat MJF to it. That’s MJF 101: Get close to someone, then turn on them. It’s what MJF does. Cole just did it better than MJF, and MJF knows it.
But Cole has been thinking, trying to understand what’s going on in MJF’s head, and he finally figured it out. MJF is terrified of having anyone close to him, because he feels it is a weakness. That hit a chord? Because not only does MJF act like a child, he thinks like a child! MJF knows in his heart that he was going to be the one to turn on Cole first! DAMN RIGHT HE WAS!!! MJF realizes he let the cat out of the bag. MJF says congrats, Cole, he solved the mystery! A regular Scooby-Doo! Great job, Adam.
But you want the truth? Here it is. The fact of the matter is, last year at Worlds End, MJF had every intention on stabbing Cole in the back that night. Cole just got lucky. When #BetterThanYouBaybay started, MJF didn’t give a damn about Cole. Cole was nothing more than a pawn. But MJF will admit, he did eventually start to care. For the first time in MJF’s life, he cared about someone else. Fans mockingly go, “Aww…” But MJF says that is just when Cole became a liability. And since Cole’s “a fragile little freak,” him jumping off that ramp and exploding his ankle made him a distraction!
Distractions, liabilities, emotions, there are no room for those when all you should be concerned with is maintaining the world championship! But Cole doesn’t get it, does he? Last year was a fluke. Cole ain’t the Devil, he just beat the Devil to it. But this year, Worlds End, December 28th, the same show where Cole tried to end MJF’s world, MJF ENDS Cole!! MJF throws down the mic and the fans are torn. Cole smirks and says MJF ends things then? Well, how about Cole ends this? COLE DECKS MJF! The guards rush in, but Cole fights them off! MJF sends more but Cole SUPERKICSK! And SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS!
But then MJF LOW BLOWS Cole! MJF tells the fans to shut up! MJF takes out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! But then The Kingdom rushes out here! MJF runs away from Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, but he vows this ends at Worlds End. We have one week left, is that the last week Cole has in AEW? Or will MJF finally lose the one thing he has left in that diamond ring?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Lexy Nair is with the #BornAgainKristen and brings up her trying to make amends with Willow Nightingale last night, as well as making the save when Harley Cameron & Penelope Ford were beating Willow up. Kris says what she and Willow have to discuss is between them. But as far as her and Penelope go, they’ve got a lot of history, and if Ford wants a fight, Kris will give her a fight. Then speaking of history, Kris still has her eyes set on the TBS Championship, can she tells us more on that?
Kris says she looked back on 2024 and she had a downward spiral that started with losing that title. Maybe if she wins it back, Kris will right her wrongs. On that note, Mercedes Mone, you don’t have an opponent for Worlds End so here Kris is. Let her know when you’re ready for round two. Kris heads out, will she prove to everyone that she is still the Galaxy’s Greatest?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
AEW returns and Lexy is now with Freshly Squeezed. In exactly one week, he will compete against three other men for the AEW World Championship. There are a lot of combustible elements at play, and Cassidy says yeah, we saw that on Dynamite. Jay White, Hangman Page and Cassidy can’t exactly have a conversation. So really, Cassidy wants them to listen. “Between now and Worlds End, Jon Moxley can run and hide. He can hide behind his goons, he can run away in a pickup truck. But when that bell rings in seven days, he has nowhere to go. He will be in the ring with us. Us three. And you both know that we need to remove Jon Moxley from the equation.
“We can. We’ve done it. And after that, us three, we can fight for the AEW World Championship and one of us will become the AEW World Champion. Just something to think about. See you guys on Dynamite.” Cassidy is ready to remove the Maniac from the throne, but will the Switchblade and Cowboy listen to reason?
Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford!
As Kris just said, she’s calling out The CEO in hopes of one more TBS Championship match. But will the Superbad Girl be more like the Grinch for Kris this Christmas?
The bell rings and the fans rally as Kris circles with Ford. They tie up, Kris powers Ford to a corner, then throws Ford back into the corner! The ref counts, Kris lets off, but Ford shoves her! Kris ROCKS Ford, TOSSES her, then runs up on her. Kris whips, drops down, then hurdles over. Kris CLOBBERS Ford and the fans fire up as she flexes. Kris drags Ford up, reels her in, and suplexes, and she holds Ford up! The fans cheer and Kris goes all the way to TEN, but Ford slips into a SLEEPER! Kris pries the hold open and she brings Ford around for another suplex! The fans fire up as Kris holds Ford up for five before the SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Kris drags Ford up, whips her to the corner, but Ford goes up, only for Kris to Electric Chair Lift! Kris climbs, Ford fights with fists, and she shoves Kris down! Ford steadies herself, then hits a FLYING BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford is frustrated but she storms up on Kris. Ford bumps Kris off buckles but the fans rally behind Kris. Ford stomps a mudhole, but she lets off as the ref counts. Kris goes to the apron, but Ford jumps up to drop KNEES on her! The fans boo but Ford soaks up the heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Ford brings Kris around to THROW her into railing! Ford soaks up more heat, then drags Kris up and RAMS her into the apron! Ford refreshes the count, then stalks Kris around the way. Ford whips Kris into the steel steps! Kris falls over in a heap but Ford drags her up into the ring. Ford covers, TWO! Kris stays in this but Ford kicks her around. Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes, thrashes around, but lets off as the ref counts. Ford drags Kris up and whips her to ropes, then LARIATS as Collision goes to break.
Christmas Collision returns and Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ford lets off and Kris sputters to the apron. Ford runs and goes up, up, and KNEE DROPS on only apron! Kris then SHOTGUNS Ford off the apron! The fans fire up and Kris brings Ford up, to THROW into railing! Kris puts Ford in the ring, the fans fire up, but Ford kicks low. Ford reels Kris in, but Kris suplexes, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford flounders to a corner but Kris has the fans rallying behind her. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT! Kris goes side to side but Ford dodges the knee! Ford hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!
Ford wasn’t quite perfect there but she watches Kris go to a corner. Ford runs corner to corner, handsprings, but Kris catches her! The fans fire up as Kris GERMAN SUPELXES, but Ford lands out! but Kris goes Matrix to dodge! So does Ford! STUNNER! Ford runs, Kris does her best to follow, but Ford hops up for a POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and the fans fire up! Ford is beside herself, but she drags Kris to a drop zone. Ford goes up top, and MOONSAULTS BUT FLOPS as Kris moves! Kris hurries to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! And then GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans fire up as Kris scoops to tuck Ford in! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Kris wins!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Ford gave Kris quite the fight, but Kris came out on top! Wait, here comes Mone! Kris did call the CEO out, so Santa Mone says, “Ho, ho, ho ho ho! New York Citaaaay~! Please say hello to your C E O! Kris, after the year I’ve been having, I was planning on taking Worlds End off. I was planning on going to the Ritz in Boston.” The fans boo Boston, but Mone says since it’s the holidays, Mone feels like being nice. She already beat Kris once anyway, so she’ll just beat her twice! At Worlds End, you see that money changes everything, because Mone is the greatest TBS Champion of all time!
The challenge has been accepted, and Mone is looking to be busy before the New Year. Will Kris make her regret it?
Big Boom AJ & Big Justice return to the ring.
They’re getting Christmas Collision ready to bring the BOOM, but out comes Chris Jericho, who is still ROH World Champion after overcoming Matt Cardona last night at Final Battle. And he has Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey with him as he asks if AJ has a permit for being here tonight. Did they talk with Mayor DeBlasio? Because they certainly didn’t run this past Jericho. Do they know who he is? Big Justice says yeah, he knows! “You’re a JACKASS!” Jericho is taken aback, but the fans agree with Justice. The Bad Apple says this is why dumbass kids should be sitting and not heard. Jericho says yeah!
And if being a jackass means he’s the King of New York, then Jericho’s the biggest jackass! And besides, Jericho talks for everyone here saying we do not want AJ & Justice here! The fans boo, they disagree with Jericho. But Jericho says they don’t even have Costcos in New York! New Yorkers shop at bodegas. Fans are torn, because they kind of agree. Jericho says his favorite is the Walgreens a few blocks over in Flushing. And speaking of Flushing, that’s where AJ & Justice belong: in the toilet! This is the Hammerstein Ballroom, the House that Jericho built! The fans boo that, it’s the House that Hardcore built.
But Jericho says there’s no time for goofy gimmicks like BOOM~, or bandit masks, or scissoring! Scissor me, Bad Apple~! But then wait! The Acclaimed is here! Well, Anthony Bowens is, at least. Bowens pushes past The Learning Tree and he joins AJ & Justice in the ring. Bowens has the music cut, and he tells Jericho that he doesn’t get why Scissor King is catching strays, but you caught his attention. Jericho is trying to intimidate a man in a walking boot and an 11 year old child while spouting nonsense about being the King of New York. Why doesn’t Jericho do what he has asked so many others in the past: SHUT THE HELL UP!
The fans cheer but Big Bill says, “As the Learning Tree always says, when a man tries to silence another man, he’s probably afraid of the truth.” The fans do cheer Big Bill because he is from New York. Bowens says he has no idea what that means, Bill. But he does know we’re live on TNT, Christmas Collision, Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City! So Chris, why not walk your ass to this ring and get it whipped by the Scissor King?! Jericho says if Bowens wants him to do that, then not tonight. Jericho waves bye, but AJ says hold on, listen up. We know Jericho is running scared, but we know at some point, Bowens will get to bring the-
Bowens stops the Boom? Because he wants to scissor! AJ says okay, and they SCISSOR BOOM~! But is that true? Will Anthony Bowens be the one to tear down the Learning Tree and be a champion?
Backstage interview with The Vendetta.
Lexy is now with Deonna Purrazzo & Taya Valkyrie, and they’ve got a hot streak going. Deonna’s message last week was ominous, but who was it for? Taya says there are so many options. Everyone deserves a slice of The Vendetta. There’s Mercedes, Mariah, Toni Storm, even Lexy could get some, so watch your back. Speaking of Toni, she stumbles in and apologizes for interrupting. She just wants to say hi to everyone, hello. Oh, Deonna, a pleasure. Deonna says she knows who Toni is. R-Really? So cool! Taya says she’ll make a guess: Toni has a tattoo on her leg, a little duck with a knife through it.
Wow, how’d Taya know? Deonna says no no no, she is not doing this again. She does not get what sick crap Toni’s up to, but she is already done with it. So for Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street, Toni VS Taya! Taya says she’ll make Toni forget everything! Toni nervously thanks The Vendetta, and says this is a big opportunity to face someone like Taya. Toni leaves, Deonna and Taya sigh, and Lexy has no idea what to say. Is Toni’s mind unraveling before our eyes? Or is there still a bit of Timeless inside Toni Time?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia!
This showdown was inevitable, but it’s even more fitting after The Standard of Excellence beat up the TNT Champion just because he stood up to the Hurt Syndicate. Will Shelton continue to bring the pain? Or will he not survive Red Death?
The bell rings and Garcia goes right at Shelton! Garcia fires hands but Shelton RAMS him into the corner! Shelton fires hands but Garcia turns things around to fire more shots! The ref counts, Shelton shoves Garcia back, but Garcia runs up to fire hands! Shelton shoves Garcia again, but Garcia gets under the lariat to waistlock. Shelton fights the lift but Garcia shoves him to SLAP! And CHOP! Shelton just grins and he picks Garcia up again! Shelton TOSSES Garcia away and Garcia goes to ropes. Shelton brings Garcia back up, scoops and SLAMS him, then brings him up again. Scoop SLAM! Shelton drags Garcia up and puts him in a corner.
Shelton whips corner to corner hard and Garcia falls! The fans sing, “We Hurt People!” Shelton drags Garcia around, stomps him around, then TOSSES Garcia out hard! Garcia sputters but Shelton storms outside. Shelton brings Garcia up but Garcia fires hands! Shelton RAMS Garcia into the apron, then railing, then back to the apron! And repeat! Garcia falls in a heap and the fans fire up. Shelton grins as he drags Garcia up, to then THROW into steel steps! Shelton leaves Garcia behind and the ring count climbs on Garcia. Garcia drags himself up at 7 but Shelton goes out after him again.
Shelton puts Garcia in the ring, then grabs at him. Garcia grabs ropes but Shelton stomps him. Shelton stands Garcia up to DECK him! The fans cheer but Shelton brings Garcia up again. Garcia fires a forearm, then he CHOPS! Shelton eggs Garcia on, so Garcia CHOPS! Shelton grins, Garcia CHOPS, but Shelton DECKS him again! The fans duel but Shelton whips Garcia to ropes, for a BIG backdrop! Garcia flounders and Collision goes picture in picture.
Shelton stalks Garcia to the ropes, brings him up and around, then puts him on other ropes so he can CHOKE him! The ref counts, Shelton steps off, and Garcia coughs and sputters to a corner. Shelton stalks behind Garcia, stands him up, and winds up to ROCK Garcia! Garcia flounders against ropes then falls to the mat! Shelton stands over Garcia, drags him up and puts him in the corner. Shelton throws hands and Garcia stumbles. Garcia falls, but Shelton stands on him. Shelton stomps Garcia, drags him up, but Garcia fires up! Garcia breaks free to fire CHOPS and forearms on repeat!
Garcia whips, Shelton reverses and Shelton BOOTS Garcia down! Cover, TWO! Shelton is still amused, and he clamps onto Garcia with a chinlock. Garcia endures as Shelton grinds him down, and Garcia fights up, only for Shelton to wrangle him back down! Shelton leans all his weight on the hold and he squeezes tight. Garcia fades but the fans rally, and Garcia gets a second wind! Garcia fights up, Christmas Colilsion returns to siongle cipture, and the fans duel as Garcia fires hands! Garcia runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SHOTGUNS SHelton down! The fans fire up and Garcia aims from a corner. Garcia runs up, Shelton gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX!
The fans are torn while Shelton storms around. Shelton waits on Garcia, waistlocks, GERMAN SUPLEX! Garcia flops around but Shelton stalks him to the ropes. Shelton goes to the apron, runs up, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia takes a swing, but Shelton waistlocks! Garcia holds ropes to fight off the suplex to the floor! Garcia stands up and elbows Shelton away! Then Garcia LEAPS, but into Shelton’s clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY to the floor! Garcia flounders, fans sing, “We Hurt People!” Shelton runs up but Garcia drop toeholds him into a chair! Shelton sputters and the fans rally up. Garcia makes Shelton take a seat, then rains down fists!
The fans count along and Garcia goes to nine, puts up the dukes, then hits TEN! Garcia gets space, runs back in, and he SHOTGUNS Shelton outta the chair! The fans are thunderous as Garcia goes back for Shelton. Garcia drags Shelton up but Shelton pushes him away. Shelton LARIATS Garcia, then rolls into the ring. The ring count starts, the fans help Garcia stand, and the fans fire up! Garcia hurries to the ring, but Shelton BOOTS, only for Garcia to block! DRAGON SCREW! Garcia runs, Shelton gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Even with a bad leg, Shelton has so much strength! Shelton storms up in the corner, but Garcia dodges!
Shelton’s knee hits buckles, and Garcia leg scissor rolls him! Garcia steps through for the DRAGON TAMER!! Shelton endures and the fans fire up! Garcia sits on the hold, but Shelton powers up! Shelton powers out of the hold, has Garcia’s legs, and he turns Garcia over into a QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH! Garcia endures, reaches out, and he army crawls his way forward! But Shelton drags Garcia back! Garcia cradles Shelton! TWO!! Shelton escapes, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shelton SUPERKICKS Garcia! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Shelton covers, TWO!! Garcia barely gets out of that and Shelton is furious!
“This is Awesome!” as Shelton looms over Garcia. Shelton drags Garcia up, but Garcia trips Shelton! Jackknife bridge, GARCIA WINS!!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Shelton earns 0)
A Christmas Collision miracle? Who knows! But Garcia is still alive in the C2, but Lashley snatches Garcia into a SLEEPER! The fans boo but MVP hands the pimp cane to Shelton! But here comes Mark Briscoe, and he has a chair! Security wants this to stop before it gets out of hand, and even producers get out here! But wait! Is that Swerve Strickland rushing in from the crowd?! It is! He goes right up top to SUPER SWERVE STOMP the Syndicate and security guards! Garcia gets free of the pile, Mark Briscoe is with him, and now the locker room hurries out here to stop this from getting worse!
The fans chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” and Nana eventually hands the mic to Swerve. “Bobby FREAKIN’ Lashley! Didn’t I say I was gonna get my hands on you by the end of ’24? By the end of 2024, I said I was gonna get my hands on you, and that’s what I did, courtesy of the most dangerous man in AEW. Whose house?!” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve is still aiming for Lashley’s head, will he and Lashley have it out at Worlds End?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos!
After getting a couple shockers, The Sussex County Chicken could easily jump up to the front of the block with one more! But will he #ManUp and bring down the menacing minotaur? Or will The Beast be a massive spoiler for Briscoe?
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Have a Holly Jolly Rampage!
The Continental Classic rolls on, and Brody King takes on Komander in hopes of grabbing three more points towards the top of Gold League!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis; Konosuke & Cage win.
- Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy; Lio & Action win.
- Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron; Willow wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander; Brody wins.
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Tony Schiavone is in the ring!
Schiavone welcomes out the Blue League’s current points leader, Kyle Fletcher, and of course… Don Callis. But they’re not alone as the rest of the Don Callis Family makes their way out to the ring. Wait, shouldn’t Brian Cage be in New York for Final Battle…? Well anyway, Schiavone says there’s a lot of gold and- Callis takes the mic, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans boo and Schiavone excuses himself as Callis says the Don Callis Family are the TRUE One Percenters of professional wrestling! They prove it each and every day!
Murder Machines: The most feared tag team in the world! “Don Callis’ favorite wrestler,” Kyle Fletcher, shows every day why he is THE One Percent! He beat Will Ospreay! He beat Kazuchika Okada! And now, he’s gonna beat Daniel Garcia and win the Continental Classic! Callis hands the mic over to Kyle and Kyle says it might be true that last Saturday wasn’t the best day for Kyle, but anyone watching that match saw the clear bias from the officials in this company! The fans boo as Kyle claims there is an agenda in AEW to see the Don Callis Family NOT succeed. But it doesn’t matter, it changes nothing!
Kyle WILL be the winner of the 2024 Continental Classic. That brings Kyle to Daniel Garcia. “You wanna talk about restoring the feeling, Daniel? I couldn’t care less about your feelings! All I speak are facts! And the fact is, I am the hottest young prospect in this industry, and I will be the future of this whole place!” The fans boo more but Callis says one last thing he wants to say, is when you’re the One Percent, you’re not like the other 99! They are not like all of these fans! They are not like “the boys in the back,” like Mark Davis & Will Hobbs, “a couple of scab workers!” They’re not even in the same business, Hobbs!
And Callis has waited to get Hobbs on a PPV so that the world could watch why they call Konosuke Takeshita “The Alpha.” And Hobbs, YOU are not in the same business as Konosuke, and you find that out at Worlds End! But speaking of, here comes the Powerhouse! Will he and Dunkzilla finish things with the Don Callis Family? Or will the AEW International and ROH World TV Champions get even for last week?
Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis!
The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Hobbs to give the DC fans a preview of Worlds End. Hobbs and Konosuke step up, talk trash, and then the forearms go back and forth! The fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke! Hobbs even shouts “MEAT!” before he whips Konosuke. Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Hobbs! Hobbs SPINE- NO, Konosuke flails free and Hobbs says it was that close. Konosuke says to cool off while he paces on the outside. Konosuke steps back into the ring, but he tags to Cage. The fans stay fired up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage and Hobbs circle.
Hobbs and Cage DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Cage kicks low, shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” But then Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Hobbs even gets Konosuke to back down with a glare. Hobbs brings Cage up to fire forearms, then he tags Davis. Davis & Hobbs double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Davis stalks Cage to a corner. Davis CHOPS Cage, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Cage sputters but Davis scoops to SLAM Cage down! Then ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE! Cage stays in this but Davis bumps him off buckles.
Tag to Hobbs and he brings Cage out. Hobbs and Davis reel Cage in, fans chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MEAT MEAT MEAT!” but Konosuke makes the save! Konosuke swings, Hobbs dodges, so the elbow DECKS Davis! Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke, Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage clinches, Konosuke returns, KNEE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cage covers, TWO! Cage rains down fists, the ref reprimands, but Cage steps off. Cage drags Hobbs up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Konosuke. The Callis Family stomps a mudhole into Hobbs, but then Hobbs CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke snarls, and he CHOPS in return!
Konosuke ROCKS Hobbs, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count but then Konosuke BITES Hobbs on the forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Hobbs sputters on the ropes. Konosuke tags to Cage and the Family gets Hobbs up. They DOUBLE SUPLEX Hobbs! Cage covers, TWO! Cage drags Hobbs up but Hobbs fires body shots. Hobbs UPPERCUTS but Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage ROCKS Hobbs again, Hobbs fires back, repeat! The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Cage gets the edge, then whips, but Hobbs KICKS him away! Cage swings, Hobbs bobs ‘n’ weaves, to then hit an EXPLODER!
The fans fire up while Hobbs crawls, hot tag to Davis! Davis fires hands on Cage, “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis DECKS Cage, then whips him to ropes. Cage reveres but Davis picks him up, BACKDROP! Davis SENTONS but onto knees! Davis writhes, Cage tags Konosuke! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee! Davis takes a swing but Konosuke ducks that, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Davis survives and Konosuke snarls, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
Konosuke rains down fists on Davis, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Konosuke tags Cage and Cage drags Davis up. Cage ROCKS Davis, whips him into a corner, and Davis hits buckles chest first! Cage RAMS into Davis, and RAMS in again, then CHOPS! Davis staggers but Cage whips him to ropes. Davis reverses, to dosido with Cage, only for Cage to CLOBBER Davis! Cage BOOTS Davis down, covers, but Hobbs breaks it! Cage gets mad and the ref reprimands Hobbs, then Cage soaks up heat from DC. Cage stalks Davis to a corner and fires haymakers! The ref reprimands but Cage DECKS Davis! Cage soaks up more heat while he flexes.
Holiday Bash returns to single picture while Davis crawls. Cage storms over but Davis fires hands! Davis CHOPS, CHOPS, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage whips Davis, Davis cartwheels and swings on Cage! Cage blocks, waistlocks, but Davis switches! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Davis rises and reaches out! Davis crawls, as does Cage, hot tags to Hobbs and Konosuke! Hobbs LARIATS Konosuke, LARIATS again, then runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Cage runs up but he’s send into Konosuke! Hobbs SANDWEICHES the Family! Hobbs whips, Cage reverses, but Hobbs comes back to CLOBBER him! Hobbs scoops Cage for a POWERSLAM!
The fans fire up but Konosuke runs up! Hobbs scoops him, too! POWERSLAM! Hobbs pumps up and the fans are with him! Hobbs stomps and shakes the ropes, then he goes back for Konosuke. Konosuke rises, Hobbs pops him up, but Konosuke ELBOWS him! Konosuke fires hands, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Hobbs staggers, Konosuke whips him, but Hobbs reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Davis blocks Cage, but Cage SHOVES Davis onto the cover! Cage then TOSSES Davis out, and he goes back for Hobbs. Hobbs TOSSES Cage! Hobbs grins as he has Konosuke alone. The straps come down, and Hobbs runs up, only for Konosuke to dodge!
Konosuke runs, Cage tags in, and Konosuke BOOTS Hobbs in the corner! Cage runs up to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, and then GERMAN SUPLEX! Hobbs flounders, Cage hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hobbs survives and Cage is furious! Cage tags Konosuke, the Family gets Hobbs up, and they double wrench to double whip. But Hobbs breaks the double lariat and Davis tags in! Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS Cage & Konosuke! Davis runs up, they STEREO LARIAT! Konosuke BOOTS Davis and Cage waistlocks Hobbs. Konosuke runs but Davis GAMANGIRIS! Cage SUPERKICKS Davis!
Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS Cage! ALPHA ELBOW from Konosuke! Davis GERMAN SUPLEXES Konosuke! Cage fireman’s carries Davis, F5!! Cage runs up on Hobbs but Hobbs dodges! Hobbs LARIATS Cage and himself out of the ring! The fans fire up while Davis rises again! Konosuke also stands, and they run up! DOUBLE LARIATS! Davis GAMANGIRIS, Konosuke ends up in the corner! Davis goes side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans roar as Davis hauls Konosuke up! Konosuke fights the lift, dodges Davis, and comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS finally take both men down! But not for long as they both roar to their feet!
Konosuke swings, and he SWATS Davis’ enzigiri! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES!! And then, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Callis Family wins!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage, by pinfall
The Alpha slam dunks on Dunkzilla, and now he has 8 days to prepare for the Powerhouse! Will Konosuke hold onto his International Championship against Hobbs? Or will taking that title be the perfect payback?
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
Renee Paquette is with the Babe with the Power who is in action later tonight. But first, Renee wants to congratulate Willow to making it to the finals of the inaugural International Women’s Cup. She heads off to Tokyo very soon, how is she feeling about it? Willow is very excited. Inaugural WrestleDynasty, one step closer to the inaugural International Women’s Cup winner, and so it is mind boggling after how- Kris Statlander steps in. Kris tells Willow that there is a lot she should say, but for now, she’ll say good luck at the Tokyo Dome. #BornAgainKristen takes Willow by surprise, will Willow win tonight and have momentum going to the New Year?
Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy!
The dysfunction in Top Flight Airlines led to The Bad Child & The Sight to See winning over Darius & Dante Martin, meaning they’re next up to face Private Party. Will this be little more than a tune-up for Lio & Action?
The teams sort out, Lio starts against Myles, but then Lio handspring kicks Goldy off the apron! Myles back suplexes but Lio lands out and then dodges! Myles falls out of the ring, Action handspring kicks him down! Lio DIVES onto Goldy! Action DIVES onto Myles! The fans fire up as Action puts Myles in fast. Lio joins Action and they mug Myles. Myles fights back with forearms and CHOPS! Myle runs, but Lio & Action split the difference. Lio spins Myles for Action to mule kick, knee lift and ROLLING ELBOW! Lio fires fast hands, then DECKS Myles! Goldy springboards but Lio & Action dodge! Lio eggs Goldy on, then he and Action split the difference again!
Action runs up, Goldy dodges, but Lio LARIATS Goldy on the other side! Myles whips Lio but Lio hits RUSH HOUR! Action torture racks Myles for a NECKBREAKER! Lio covers, Lio & Action win!
Winners: Lio Rush & Action Andretti, by pinfall
Fast win for this furious duo, but “Oh my gosh, is that Private Party?” Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way out here and DC fires up! The AEW World Tag Team Champions call for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Lio & Action get their shot in the near future, but wait! Dante & Darius make their way out here? Private Party looks to the tunnels, but Lio & Action CLOBBER them from behind! Dante, Darius & Leila don’t worry about the champs, they stare Lio & Action down. Lio & Action hold up the belts, then throw them at the Martins. The refs keep this from getting any more physical, but will Lio & Action take those belts from Quen & Zay soon enough?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the “multifaceted” Harley and notes she’s in action against Willow Nightingale tonight. Harley says yes, she IS multifaceted. She wants us to appreciate ALL her facets! Renee says yes, but she has yet to earn a singles win in AEW. Fine, ruin her fun. But then Harley asks if some person off camera is gonna say anything or just stand there. In steps Penelope Ford, and Mrs. Superbad says yes, she was simply observing. But Ford couldn’t help but notice that she and Harley share a lot of similar… facets. Harley asks how much Ford’s cost. Uh, no, not those…
Ford meant that she hasn’t had such a good 2024, either. So from The Bad Girl to the… Harley doesn’t have a good nickname yet. Well, don’t worry about it. Ford will watch Harley’s back and Harley will watch Ford’s. Wait, is something on Harley’s back? No, Harley… Just good luck. FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! No, she was being nice to you, Harley. Right, don’t feel the wrath of Harley Cameron. There is nothing on your back, Harley, stop scratching. Wait! W-What? Nothing, sorry. But will Harley be feeling Willow’s wrath instead?
Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Harley pushes but Willow digs in her heels to SHOVE Harley down. Harley comes back, she and Willow reset and tie up again. Willow puts Harley in a corner, the ref counts, and Willow lets off. DC duels between Willow and Harley, and Harley wants a Test of Strength. Willow accepts the knuckle locks, but then Harley kicks low! Harley runs, wheelbarrows, but Willow turns that into a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Willow runs, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Willow bumps Harley off buckles, then fires LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans count al the way to TEN!
Willow brings Harley out with a smile, and scoop SLAMS her! Harley flounders, Willow storms up on her for another scoop and SLAM, right as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Willow storms around while Harley staggers up. Willow scoops Harley again, then carries her around to put her in the Tree of Woe! Willow stomps a mudhole in, then lets off to run up! But Harley BOOTS her while upside-down! Harley gets free, ELBOWS Willow, then runs to knee her low! Harley runs with Willow to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Willow is stuck in ropes, and Harley AX KICKS her! Harley then headscissors Willow to CHOKE her in the ropes! The ref counts, Harley lets go at 4, and Harley soaks up cheers and jeers from DC. Harley stomps Willow, then drags her to the outside. Harley SMACKS Willow off the apron!
Harley paces while Willow flounders, and Harley has her against railing. Harley CHOPS Willow, then brings her around. Willow blocks the bump to SMACK Harley off the apron! Harley turns things around to SMACK Willow off the apron! Harley shoves Willow in, storms up on her, and stands her up for buckle bumps. Harley stomps Willow, digs her boots in, and she thrashes around! The ref counts, Harley lets off at 4, but Willow elbows her in return! Harley RAMS into Willow again and again, but Willow CLUBS Harley! Harley ROCKS Willow, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS Willow down! Harley soaks up more cheers and jeers while Rampage goes to break.
Holiday Bash returns and Willow CANNONBALLS, but Harley dodges! Willow hits only buckles and she hobbles after Harley. Harley kicks, KNEES, and ENZIGIRIS! Harley roars, runs, and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Harley grows frustrated. The fans rally while Harley waistlocks, but Willow switches! Harley kicks free to switch back, but Willow ELBOWS Harley back! Willow fireman’s carries, storms around, but Harley pops up! Harley fires down elbows, then victory rolls, TWO! Willow escapes and ROCKS Harley! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives but Willow roars! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Willow gut wrenches for the BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!
Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
Willow faced the wrath of Harley Cameron and she prevailed! But then PENELOPE FORD goes after Willow! The fans boo but Ford did say she’d back Harley up. They both beat up on Willow, but here comes Kris! Kris Statlander storms the ring, Harley & Ford run away! Willow is again surprised, but the fans want these two to “Hug It Out! Hug It Out!” Kris says no, she doesn’t feel like it’s the right time. Kris lets Willow have the ring, is this proof that the #BornAgainKristen isn’t just a nickname?
Team Triple J speaks backstage.
Standing alongside Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, as well as Jeff & Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt says, “They’ve asked us to look back and reflect on 2024, and Jeff, guys, what an incredible series of moments we’ve had in 2024.” The group agrees. From Wembley Stadium to Double J being in the Owen Hart Cup, some true career highlights that he will cherish forever. But Jarrett doesn’t like looking in the rearview mirror, he likes to look ahead. Next week, he’s not bringing resolutions, he’s bringing a game plan for 2025! What does the Last Outlaw have in store for himself and the team in the New Year?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander!
While the rest of Gold League stands at 6 points, these two men are struggling to keep up. Will the King of Death join that traffic jam at the front of the block? Or will the Commander of the Skies be a spoiler for Christmas?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Brody and Komander circle while the fans bark it up. There are fans who sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~” for Komander as the two tie up. But then Brody picks Komande up with both hands, and puts him on the to rope. Brody pats Komander on the shoulder, and the fans bark more. Komander hops down, not intimidated by Brody’s size. Komander then dodges Brody, DROPKICKS him, but Brody CLOBBERS Komander on the return! Brody eggs Komander on and then scuffs him. Komander gets mad and CHOPS! Brody grins and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS, but Brody wants more!
Komander fires up to CHOP, but Brody CHOPS Komander down! The fans fire up and Brody grins. Komander sputters, Brody paces, and Brody drags Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS again, and Komander flounders away! Brody stalks Komander to the corner, CHOPS him again, and Komander falls over! Brody hauls Komander up, whips him, but Komander goes up and over! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Brody BACKDROPS Komander! The fans bark while Komander writhes, and Brody drags Komander up. But Komander fires body shots and a CHOP!
Brody KNEES low and Komander drops. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody asks, “Are you done?!” Brody whips Komander, but Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to then springboard, but Brody catches Komander with ease! Brody pops Komander up, but Komander pops free, sunset flip, ONE!! Brody drags Komander up and CLUBS him! Komander wobbles, Brody ROCKS him again! Brody drags Komander off the ropes, suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER! Big men still have to breathe, but Brody RAMS Komander into the buckles! Brody swings, misses, and that bad hand hits post! Komander fires KICKS on the legs!
Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks, mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Brody wobbles and the fans rally up! Komander knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up and up and jumps around! But Brody breaks the grip and DOUBLE CHOPS Komander to the floor! The fans bark it up and the ref checks Komander while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody storms out after Komander, who is somehow still in this. Brody drags Komander up, and he whips Komander hard into railing! Brody revels in the DC dogs barking, and Brody stands Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander off his feet, then refreshes the ring count. Brody drags Komander up, and whips him hard into railing! So hard, in fact, that Komander goes up and over! Brody hurries to haul Komander back up, and he suplexes Komander to the floor! Komander writhes more while Brody refreshes the count again. Brody goes back to Komander, scuffs him, and brings him back up.
Komander KICKS Brody, CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody revels in the noise from DC while he stands on Komander’s neck! The ref reprimands, Brody steps off and rolls into the ring. Brody again refreshes the count so he can fetch Komander. Brody puts Komander in the ring, covers, TWO! Komander is still in this but Brody is more amused than anything. Brody paces then brings Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander to a corner, then revels in the noise a bit more. Brody then digs his boot into Komander, but lets off as the ref counts. Brody drags Komander up to CHOP, but Komander CHOPS! Brody CHOPS Komander down!
Brody digs his boots in again, but the ref counts. Brody steps away, then drags Komander to his feet. Brody ROCKS Komander as the Holiday Bash returns to single picture. Brody eggs Komander on, stands him up, and ROCKS him again! Komander flops against ropes but Brody dares him to keep fighting. Komander staggers up, but Brody CHOPS him! Komander is stinging but Brody ROCKS him! Brody whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to QUEBRADA, but Brody catches him! But Komander slips down into the STANDING BONE LOCK! The fans fire up but Brody powers up! Brody THROWS Komander right off! SENTON FLOPS as Komander moves!
Komander hurries to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Brody and Komander both crawl to ropes! They both stand, Brody runs up, but Komander swings around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Brody flops out to the floor! Komander sees that and the fans fire up! Komander builds going side to side, and he goes up and up and CROSSBODIES, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Komander into the railing! And then whips him hard into more railing! Brody makes Komander take a seat, then CHOPS him! The fans bark with Brody as he gets space, and Brody runs back in, but Komander ducks! Brody CRASHES into railing!!
Komander has the fans all fired up as he rises! Komander rolls into the ring, the count is climbing, but Brody is rising! So Komander runs corner to corner to go up, up and AWAY!! Direct hit with that escalara cannonball! The fans fire up as Komander rises again! Komander and Brody both head for the ring while fans sing again, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Komander has Brody in the drop zone! Komander goes up the corner, but Brody CLUBS him first! Brody has Komander in the Electric Chair Lift, then goes up the corner!? But Komander fights, shifts, and SUPER SUSNET FLIP POWERBOMBS!!
Brody is in the drop zone again and Komander rises! 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Komander cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Komander rises and goes to another corner. Komander tunes up the band, runs corner to corner, but Brody SLAPS him first! Brody runs but Komander dodges, Brody POSTS himself! Komander is on the apron and he runs up, to SHOTGUN Brody to the floor! Brody sputters, Komander climbs the corner, and the fans are thunderous! Komander springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Another direct hit and Komander feels so close to his first points in the C2!
Komander hurries to get in the ring, but then slides out to start a new ring count. Komander climbs again while Brody rises. Komander watches Brody slide in, then tightrope walks to CIELITO LINDO!! But that was on Brody’s back! Komander pushes Brody but that’s a lot of dead weight to push! Brody sits up but Komander KICKS him! Komander roars, the fans fire up, handspring- TORTURE RACK! Brody flips Komander around, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Komander earns 0)
If it wasn’t clear before, this was a painful punctuation mark, Komander is mathematically ELIMINATED from the semifinals. However, Komander’s final C2 match is Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street against Claudio Castagnoli! Can Komander be the biggest spoiler of this entire tournament? Can Brody prove to everyone in the Gold League that the House Always Wins?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for Holiday Bash, though some clear redundancies from last week’s Winter is Coming edition. We got another group Don Callis Promo, and we barely got anything different from Callis and Kyle. The tag match’s only changes were Cage switching in for Archer, even though Cage is in reality defending his ROH World TV Championship in the Hammerstein Ballroom for Final Battle, and then the Callis Family wins this time so Hobbs and Konosuke can be even going towards Worlds End. Now, Konosuke could very well retain the International Championship at Worlds End because NJPW is totally open to Konosuke Takeshita VS Shingo Takagi being Winner Takes All, AEW International and NEVER Openweight titles on the line together.
Lio & Action of course won their match, but the real purpose was to get a confrontation out of them, Private Party and OG Top Flight, Darius & Dante. Good stuff, and it teases anywhere between a Triple Threat to Lio & Action VS Darius & Dante Round 2. Very good promo from Triple J to set up for something, anything really, for 2025. Fight for the Fallen can even be the start of whatever that plan is as part of the “mother of all streams.” And good stuff with the women’s division tonight. Ford & Harley makes a natural duo now given their names, and Willow and Kris could possibly reunite now that Kris is a Face again. That wouldn’t really make up for the weird fumble in the middle where Tony Khan just wanted Kris to get away from Stokely, but hey, this story itself could be really well done.
And great stuff out of Brody VS Komander, really got the drama going before the end. I mean, we all knew Komander was out of the running before tonight, and was most certainly taking the loss here, but Komander got to really show some grit. And now, five people at 6 points going into the final round, they’re really adding great drama to Gold League. Collision tomorrow and then Dynamite Miracle on 34th Street will be some great stuff, but I still think Ospreay should be one of the semifinalists, the second spot can be whoever they want.
My Score: 8.8/10
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