AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (11/11/23)
Collision gets Rated R!
On this day, a Collision~!
Before battling Christian Cage’s crew at Full Gear, Sting & Darby Allin look to get Rated R with Adam “Edge” Copeland against Lance Archer & The Righteous!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker VS Andrade El Idolo; Andrade wins.
- Nick Wayne w/ Christian Cage & Luchasaurus VS Dalton Castle w/ The Boys; Wayne wins.
- Rush & Dralistico w/ Preston Vance & Jose VS The Workhorsemen; Rush & Dralistico win.
- Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS Darius Martin; Strong wins.
- AEW TBS Championship Qualifier: Willow Nightingale VS Julia Hart; Julia wins and advances to the Triple Threat at Full Gear.
- “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs w/ The Don Callis Family VS ???; Hobbs wins.
- Six Man Tag: Darby Allin, Sting & Adam “Edge” Copeland VS Lance Archer & The Righteous w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts; Darby, Sting & Edge win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Darby Allin, Sting & Adam “Edge” Copeland speak.
The Relentless One says, “Last week, Lance, you tried to dislocate my shoulder again, and tonight you say you’re gonna finish things, huh? Well you ain’t gonna finish nothing.” Edge asks, “What happens when an Icon, an Iconoclast and a Freak walk into a wrestling ring? We beat the crap outta ya.” And The Icon says it’s SHOWTIME, folks!
Jake The Snake, Lance Archer & The Righteous speak.
Ol’ Dutch says, “For the Righteous, the grave is the door to our rebirth.” Vincent says, “And for The Righteous, nobody can hurt us more than we hurt ourselves. So what power do you really have over us? Dig what I’m sayin’, man?” Jake says he digs that. And Sting, how dare you? You’re done tonight! Archer shouts EVERYBODY DIES!
La Faccion Ingobernables speaks.
Rush takes off his sunglasses to tell Ricky Starks, he won’t forget what Starks did to his brother in arms, Preston Vance. If you want El Toro Blanco, you’ve got him! Vance says LFI is coming for the tag titles, and Rush says tonight, you better remember. When you mess with the bull, you get the horns!
The Don Callis Family speaks.
Callis himself says that tonight, you will see Will Hobbs put someone in the ground. And the Powerhouse says, “It’s simple: anybody can get it.”
Daniel Garcia speaks.
“I lost the biggest match of my life this past Wednesday, but I’m not gonna sit around and mope and complain like everybody else does when things don’t go their way. I’m gonna do what I do best, and that is take a negative situation and turn it into a positive outcome when I make Andrade tap out in the middle of the ring. And then I’m gonna dance over his broken and beaten body.”
Andrade El Idolo speaks.
“Everybody wants to hear my answer for CJ. Well, tranquilo. You’ll see my answer… right now!” The Latino Idol puts on a red mask, will he be seeing red against Red Death?
Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker VS Andrade El Idolo!
While Garcia went pro-wrestler on Dynamite in his AEW World Championship match with MJF, it wasn’t enough to win him that title. However, he looks to rebound against Andrade, who now makes his way out with CJ Perry! Does this mean she finally has her first client? Or will Garcia make sure her first is also her last?
While Menard & Parker do accompany Garcia out, he has them return to the back so he can do this on his own. The bell rings and fans rally up. Andrade and Garcia circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Andrade uses his size as leverage and powers Garcia back to ropes. The ref counts, the two scrap but Andrade lets off. Garcia steps to Andrade but Andrade doesn’t back down. They go again, Andrade wrenches but Garcia keeps fighting around. Garcia rolls, wrenches, and wristlocks. Andrade powers his way around, uses the ropes to flip through and he wristlocks back. Garcia reaches out to ropes, jumps but then just shoves Andrade away.
Fans cheer and Garcia smirks. CJ applauds and the two reset. Andrade headlocks, Garcia fights, but Andrade thrashes the hold. Garcia wrenches and slips through to make it a waistlock, and then gets a headlock of his own. Andrade powers up and out, but Garcia whips on the return, only for Andrade go to Spider-Man tranquilo! Fans cheer and CJ likes that, too. Garcia is annoyed, but then he hits his stance! But Andrade runs in to run him over! Fans boo but Andrade shrugs. Things speed up, Garcia hurdles, but Andrade basement dropkicks the dropdown! Fans rally and Andrade brings Garcia up to a corner.
Andrade CHOPS, and Garcia stings as he goes to another corner. Andrade storms up to bring Garcia around, but Garcia pulls hair! Andrade breaks free but Garcia bobs ‘n’ weaves and fires hands in return! Garcia has Andrade on ropes, but the ref backs him down. Garcia storms back up to whip, but Andrade reverses. Garcia rolls, drop toeholds, then basement dropkicks in return! Fans fire up, and Garcia storms up on Andrade again. Garcia whips, Andrade KICKS back, then LARIATS! Garcia goes to a corner, he BOOTS Andrade, then goes up. Andrade triangle jumps to DROPKICK Garcia down!
Fans cheer and Andrade goes to the corner. Andrade goes up but Garcia gets away. Fans boo but Andrade pursues around the corner. Garcia sees him and keeps going, to then get back in the ring. Andrade is annoyed but slides in, but avoids Garcia’s knee drop! Andrade ROCKS Garcia, goes up the corner and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Garcia toughs it out, and Andrade CHOPS him in the corner! Andrade whips, Garcia reverses, but Andrade goes up and out to land on the apron. Only for Garcia to put on a SLEEPER! Andrade flails, the ref counts, but Andrade runs to the corner. Garcia hits buckles, but he gets Andrade’s leg as Andrade steps in! DRAGON SCREW!
CJ is worried, but Garcia runs to BLAST Andrade off the apron! Andrade lands by the ramp but Garcia goes out after him. Garcia smiles at CJ, and he walks over to her, to DO HIS DANCE! The fans fire up and CJ does her own take on it before Garcia goes back to Andrade. Garcia puts Andrade in, storms up but Andrade fires forearms! Andrade runs, Garcia dodges and SNAP GERMANS! Andrade tumbles and Garcia puts up his dukes as Collision goes picture in picture.
Andrade bails out, Garcia pursues, and Garcia CHOPS Andrade! Andrade sputters as he goes towards commentary, and Garcia RAMS him into railing! And then whips him into more railing! Garcia storms up to stand on the corner and have fans fire up. Garcia then makes Andrade take a seat so he can fire off forearms! Garcia does his dance while going to the far side. Garcia runs back in to SHOTGUN Andrade into the railing! Fans fire up and Garcia brings Andrade up. Garcia CLUBS Andrade, SMACKS him off the desk, and puts Andrade in the ring. Garcia then gets a leg for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW!
Andrade writhes but Garcia stands on the leg. Garcia soaks up the cheers and jeers, to then STOMP the knee! Andrade goes to a corner, Garcia fires off hands! Garcia puts Andrade up top, twists a foot and then ROCKS Andrade! Garcia climbs up after Andrade but Andrade fires hands in return! Garcia HEADBUTTS back! Garcia stands Andrade up, puts up his dukes, but Andrade fires hands! Collision returns to single picture as Garcia falls back! Andrade adjusts up top but Garcia BOOTS him first! Garcia climbs, brings Andrade back up, but Andrade holds the ropes! Garcia tries but Andrade throws body shots!
Andrade HEADBUTTS Garcia now and Garcia falls back! Garcia stands, he gets under the missile dropkick! Andrade stumbles, Garcia ROCKS him, runs, but into a victory roll! Garcia blocks it part way, and has a leg for the ANKLE LOCK!! Andrade endures as Garcia leans on the hold! CJ is stern as Garcia TWISTS that foot! Andrade claws the mat, pounds it to fire up, but that isn’t a tap. Andrade turns over to BOOT! And BOOT! Garcia lets go, but he comes back to CHOP BLOCK the leg! Garcia back suplexes, Andrade lands out, and Andrade blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW in return! And another DRAGON SCREW!
Andrade runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and FLYING FOREARMS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Andrade manages to kip up! Andrade roars, has Garcia in a corner, and he slaps the legs. Fans rally with “SI! SI! SI!” Andrade runs corner to corner, CIEN SHADOWS! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and fans fire up again. Andrade shakes out the legs and CJ rallies the fans. Andrade puts Garcia in a drop zone, then climbs up the corner. Garcia gets up to trip Andrade up! Andrade flops off the corner, Garcia stomps away on him, then JUMP STOMPS! Garcia sits Andrade up in the corner, runs corner to corner, and DOUBLE KNEES of his own!
Garcia rolls and deadlift- NO, Andrade fights the suplex! Garcia throws body shots, and hits the suplex! UNO AMIGO! But then Andrade hits a snap suplex! And then another! DOS AMIGOS! Andrade hauls Garcia up again, fans chant for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” as Andrade gives some Latino Heat, but Garcia suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! No There Amigos and no three count, which CJ is grateful for. The fans rally up, Garcia waistlocks, but Andrade throws elbows. Andrade CLUBS away on Garcia, throws a KNEE, then he scoops. SLAM, and Andrade hobbles to a corner. Fans fire up as Andrade climbs!
Andrade reaches the top, to MOONSAULT Garcia moves, so Andrade MOONSAULTS again! Cover, TWO!! CJ can’t believe it, and Andrade grows frustrated. “This is Awesome!” and Andrade sits Garcia up. Andrade ROCKS Garcia with a forearm, Garcia hits back! Andrade throws another forearm, and Garcia is furious! Garcia fires forearms, again and again and again, until Andrade kneels! And then Garcia throws more! but Andrade stands to SLAP! SLAP! And SLAP! Garcia choke grips, Andrade breaks free but Garcia SLAPS! Garcia runs, but into a boot feint and ELBOW! Then “WOO~!” and FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!
Garcia endures, he claws at Andrade’s legs, but Andrade bridges, FIGURE EIGHT!! Garcia TAPS, Andrade wins!
Winner: Andrade El Idolo, by submission
Garcia’s negative situation ends up with a negative result, and CJ celebrates with her client! But Miro is watching from backstage. He’s smiling but shaking his head. Will the Redeemer now tear down CJ’s Idol to prevent her from losing her way?
PROGRAMMING REMINDER for next week!
With Full Gear on Saturday, November 18th, Collision moves to be live next Friday, 8 PM Eastern, with Rampage to follow at 10, and then Countdown to Full Gear at 11! Are you ready for a FOUR HOUR BLOCK of AEW television?
Nick Wayne w/ Christian Cage & Luchasaurus VS Dalton Castle w/ The Boys!
Ahead of Full Gear’s Six Man grudge match, The “Son” of Captain Charisma looks to tune up for that match. But will Nick make his new father figure proud? Or will The Peacock be red hot going into his shot at Eddie Kingston’s ROH World Championship?
The bell rings and the fans are on Castle’s side. Castle and Nick circle, tie up, and Castle waistlocks. Nick scrambles to a corner and the ref has Castle back off. Castle waits on Nick as he comes back, and they circle again. They tie up, Nick pulls hair to put Castle on ropes, the ref counts and Nick lets off. Castle picks Nick up and throws him tot he other corner! Castle flexes and the fans fire up! Nick sits down to have Christian give him advice. Nick and Castle reset, feel things out to a knuckle lock, and then Nick breaks to get around and pie face Castle! Nick flexes but fans boo. Castle storms up on Nick, and trips him to then waistlock!
Castle rolls with Nick, half nelsons then rolls the other way. Castle stands, Nick goes to ropes, and Nick elbows back! Nick kicks low, ROCKS Castle, then whips again. Castle reverses and then runs in, but he blocks Nick’s boot to ripcord and SAIDO! Fans fire up but Christian looks worried. Castle runs to KNEE Nick in the back! Castle gut wrenches, carries Nick around, throws him around, then finally SUPLEXES him away! Fans fire up even more as he stares Christian down. Castle goes back to Nick, waistlocks and SLAMS him! Nick sputters, Castle clamps onto the arm, then KNEES Nick in the side!
Castle KNEES Nick again, then again! Castle has Nick at the ropes to BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up with Castle as he slaps himself and fires back up! Castle drags Nick up, scoops, but Nick flails to get to the apron. Nick HOTSHOTS Castle down, then slides in. Nick runs to UPPERCUT Castle back down! Cover, ONE!! Castle hangs tough but Nick stomps him. Nick snapmares, then he scrapes his sole on Castle’s face. Nick poses, the fans still rally for Castle, and Nick clamps on a chinlock. Nick fishhooks the nose and claws at the eyes, but the ref reprimands. Nick chinlocks, but Castle fights up to RAM Nick into the buckles!
Nick clamps on with a waistlock but Castle again puts him in the buckles. Castle throws elbows. Nick waistlocks again, but Castle switches. Nick victory rolls it, TWO! Nick swings, Castle blocks to ELBOW, and LARIAT! Fans fire up again, Castle glares at Luchasaurus, then goes back to Nick. T-BONE SUPELX! And then a scoop and T-BONE SUPLEX again! Fans fire up, Castle hoists Nick back up and shoves him to the corner. Nick bounces off buckles, into the Alabama Lift! Nick manages to sunset flip, ONE!! Both men stand, Nick dodges the lariat to go up and up and WAYNE’S- NO, Castle waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX!
Fans fire up again, but Luchasaurus gets on the apron> The Boys swarm him, but Luchasaurus grabs them both< DOUBLE CHOKE SLAMSÂ to the floor! Castle grabs at Luchasaurus, Nick runs up! Castle switches and rolls Nick up, TWO!! Christian shouts at Castle from the apron, Castle storms over so Christian backs off. Nick claws eyes and POSTS Castle! Then he goes up and up, WAYNE’S WORLD!! Cover, Nick wins!
Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall
Give the assist to Papa Charisma and Big Brother Luchasaurus, they helped Nick survive this fight with The Peacock. Will these three be united in sticking it to all of their former friends at Full Gear?
Hangman Page speaks.
The Cowboy paces around while he says, “It’s a shame, it’s a damn shame, when you think about it really, Swerve. The things you could’ve done. At WrestleDream, it took Nana, it took his crown, but you had me beat. You could’ve taken my spot, you could’ve challenged for the world championship, but what you decided to do instead is the biggest mistake you have ever made in your sad, pathetic and meaningless life. Swerve, when you opened the door and crossed the threshold into my home, you stepped into the gates of Hell. And at Full Gear, I take you down. I take you down into the fiery abyss for eternity! Because at Full Gear, you’ve got The Hangman in a TEXAS DEATH MATCH!”
And if Hangman has to give one piece of advice in this next week, take some time to walk around Swerve’s House. Look at every photo on the wall. Look at the pictures of your mom, your dad, your kids, your nephews and nieces, cousins, aunts, uncles. Imagine every single precious moment that you could’ve had with them, from birthdays to proms to weddings to funerals, and know that he will never be there. Not while he can walk. Not while he can talk. Swerve, at Full Gear, Hangman takes you to the bottom of that abyss, leaves you in fire for eternity, and know that every November, Hangman and his son will visit, and piss on Swerve’s grave. And on the tombstone it will ready, “Swerve Strickland: What Could’ve Been.”
The Cowboy isn’t just ready for #CowboyShid, he is ready to end someone’s career! Will Swerve wish he’d never entered Hangman’s house?
Rush & Dralistico w/ Preston Vance & Jose VS The Workhorsemen!
El Toro Blanco issued the ultimatum to the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and now he and his blood brother, the Prince of Silver & Gold, look to make good on the warning. Will JD Drake & Anthony Henry simply be guilty of being the wrong team at the wrong time?
The teams sort out and Dralistico starts against Henry. They tie up, Dralistico wrenches to wristlock, but Henry rolls and handsprings and trips Dralistico to cover, ONE! Dralistico trips and covers, ONE! Henry headlocks, Dralistico powers out, but Henry runs him over. Things keep moving, Dralistico goes to hip toss but Henry blocks to body shot and RANA! But Dralistico sunset flips through it! Henry rolls free, but Dralistico ducks the kick to roll him up. ONE, things speed up again and Dralistico RANAS in return! Fans fire up with Dralistico but Henry offers a handshake. Dralistico kicks it away so Henry SOBATS back!
Henry puts Dralistico in the corner, clotheslines and tags to JD. Feed to the LARIAT, then the NECK TWIST, and slingshot SENTON! JD mocks the LFI fist and the bull horns, but fans boo. JD drags Dralistico up, but Dralistico CHOPS! JD CHOPS back! Dralistico is stinging, but he stands up again. Dralistico CHOPS, and JD CHOPS! JD suplexes, Dralistico slips free and hot tags Rush! Rush storms up to shove JD, but JD CHOPS him! Rush CHOPS! JD CHOPS! Rush CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” with every CHOP, and Rush eggs JD on! JD CHOPS and CHOPS, but Rush DROPKICKS! Rush stomps awya, then SPITS at Henry!
The ref keeps Henry back, Rush stands JD up to CHOP! JD sputters, Rush whips, but JD reverses. Rush ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS JD down! Henry runs in but Rush shoves him right out! Fans fire up, Rush tags Dralistico and Collision goes picture in picture.
LFI has JD in a corner, they CHOP, then whip, then Dralistico SPLASHES! Rush SPLASHES, snapmares, and LFI DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! LFI stomps away on JD while the ref reprimands, and they pretend to take JD’s head and kick it to the crowd. The kick is good, and Dralistico has the fans rally. Rush goes out to CHOP Henry, then sends Henry into railing! And then into more railing! And then even more railing! Rush isn’t done there, he sets Henry up for Dralistico, but henry ELBOWS Rush! JD CLOBBERS Dralistico! JD then puts Dralistico back in the ring to storm up, while Henry sends Rush into commentary! JD tags Henry and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns with JD down in the corner. Rush runs in, but he jumps to fake JD out. And then BOOT! Fans fire up and Rush rolls back, to tranquilo! But Henry is up top! Rush avoids the double stomps, then ROLLING ELBOWS! JD is up again, but runs into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Rush tags Dralistico, they get JD up and Dralistico CHOPS! They double whip, then atomic drop, dropkick the legs out, and basement dropkick in the face! Fans fire up and LFI stomps around. Rush goes to the corner, but Henry drags him out! Henry RAMS Rush into railing, JD RAMS Dralisitco into a corner!
Henry runs in to GAMANGIRI! Feed to JD’s clinch, ENZIGURI OF DAYS! Cover, Rush breaks it! Fans fire up as Rush CLUBS and CHOPS, then runs, into an ENZIGURI! Rush falls out, Henry DOUBLE KNEES Dralistico! JD adds a CANNONBALL! Henry goes out to the apron but Rush sweeps the legs! JD goes up, SCRAP METAL MOONSAULT FLOPS as Dralistico moves! Tag to Rush, and he sends JD into a GAMANGIRI! SNAP GERMAN! Dralistioco springboards to FLYING CODE BREAKER! Fans fire up, Dralistico FLIES to take out Henry! Rush lines it up! You mess with the bull, you get THE HORNS!! Cover, LFI wins!
Winners: Rush & Dralistico, by pinfall
Jose says those tag title are coming home to LFI! Will El Toro Blanco and his brother tear down the Absolute and his Human Skyscraper?
Wait! The House of Black is on the tron! Malakai says, “Wow. You guys are hard of hearing. Perhaps we have not been direct enough despite all the beatings. But how ’bout this? How about we obtain the one thing that you desire the most in this company, and make you chase us?” Brody King says that leads us to this: “The enemy of our enemy is now also our enemy. So Big Bill, Ricky Starks, at Full Gear, the Kings of the Black Throne are coming for the AEW Tag Team Championships.” Whoa, are we looking at a Triple Threat?
Julia Hart then tells Willow Nightingale and Skye Blue that they keep rejecting her gift. She’s not sure what to make of that. She’s also not sure what to make of Kris Statlander always getting involved. So how about this? Tonight, if Julia beats Willow, Kris has to give her a rematch for the TBS Championship at Full Gear. Will it be true that the House Always Wins?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander and Willow Nightingale.
Lexi Nair is with the TBS Champion and the Babe with the Power, and she points out that Kris is on the road to Full Gear, where she will be in a championship Triple Threat against winners of two title eliminators! Tonight is Willow VS Julia, and then next week, Friday Night Collision, Red Velvet VS Skye Blue. What are Kris’ thoughts on this developing title picture? Kris says all she has to say is that she cannot trust Julia. We never know what can happen with her. But if anyone deserves a shot at the title, it’s Willow. She’s been a great friend and hopes the best. Willow says oh stop. But keep going.
As far as Skye VS Red, no comment from the champ. Willow says she’ll handle her business. Full Gear here we come! Will the 2023 Queen of Harts be able to trump Julia Hart and earn her spot in that Triple Threat?
Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS Darius Martin!
The #NeckStrong Savior of the Backbreaker is still in the wheelchair as he comes down the ramp, and The Kingdom fire him up! Strong stands and gets in the ring, will he truly victimize The Air Wolf like he promised last night on Rampage? Or will the wrestling legend look more like the butt of the joke instead?
The bell rings, the two rush in and tie up, and Strong powers Darius to ropes. Darius turns it around, Strong turns it back around, they end up in a corner, and the ref counts. Strong lets off, Darius storms up and they tie up again. Strong wrenches and wrangles Darius but Darius kips up. Strong arm-drags again, has a cording hold, but Darius fights up. Darius rolls, wrenches, but Strong ROCKS Darius! Strong hits a headlock takeover, and Oakland actually chants, “NECK STRONG!” Darius fights up, he wrenches out but Strong waistlocks. Strong wrenches, Darius rolls and handsprings to break free. Strong swings but Darius arm-drags! And DROPKICKS!
Strong goes to a corner, Darius runs in but Strong puts him on the apron. Darius CHOPS, ENZIGURIS, and climbs up. Darius CROSSBODIES and covers, TWO! Fans rally, Darius wrenches but Strong goes to a corner. Darius runs in but Strong kicks low! Then kicks again! And then HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER! The Kingdom cheers, Strong stands Darius up and CHOPS, and Darius sits right down! Strong stands him up to CHOP again! Strong then scoops for another BACKBREAKER! Darius writhes, Strong tells Darius not to talk bad on his best friends. Darius throws hands but Strong throws hands!
Strong ROCKS Darius, CHOPS him, and climbs up. Strong rains down fists, shouting about his best friend Adam Cole the whole time! The fans count along, Strong goes to nine and says “NEVER! NEVER! NEVER say ADAAAM~!” Then he DECKS Darius with that tenth shot! Strong stands Darius up again, fireman’s carries, but Darius fights with elbows! Darius CLUBS that neck, UPPERCUTS, but Strong ROCKS Darius! Strong whips, Darius reverses and Strong hits buckles! Strong staggers, runs back in, but Darius BOOTS him! Darius goes up, jumps over, then keeps moving to duck ‘n’ dodge, but into a DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally, The Kingdom coach Strong and he clamps on the seated cobra twist. Darius endures, fights up, and fans echo “ADAAAM!” at Strong. Darius JAWBREAKERS free, but Strong KNEES Him down! Strong whips, Darius reverses and atomic drops! Then ENZIGURIS! Fans rally, Darius runs up in the corner and fires off hands and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Darius CHOPS again, and then whips corner to corner. Strong reverses, Darius goes up and TIGER WALL ENZIGURIS! Cover, TWO! Strong survives and The Kingdom coaches him up for being so brave. Darius headlocks, to BULLDOG HOTSHOT! And GAMANGIRI!
Strong flounders away, Darius steps in, but into the STRONG KNEE! Strong hauls Darius up, runs, and SICK KICKS him down! Then the suplex, END OF HEARTACHE!! Cover, Strong wins!
Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall
And it’s right back to the neck brace. The Kingdom pick Strong up onto their shoulders to celebrate, and then they go back to the wheelchair. But to continue this farce, PUNCH TO THE WEINER!! And then Taven goes up, Mike reels Darius in, SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!! Action Andretti runs out here to run The Kingdom off, but the damage is done. Will this be Roddy’s MO for all #NoNeckNovember?
Tony Khan and Bryan Danielson are backstage.
The President, CEO & General Manager of AEW is with the American Dragon. Fans around the world are all sad that this is Bryan’s last year as a full-time wrester. But something that is important to all wrestling fans around the world was All In London this past August. Sadly, it wasn’t the best it could be with some of their top stars out with injuries. Pac and Jamie Hayter are examples shown, but Tony says that top of that list is Bryan. But Tony is very excited that All In London 2024 all coincides with Bryan’s homestretch. He WILL be at AEW All In 2024! Bryan couldn’t be more excited, either. He had to watch the show at home, but even then he felt the energy.
All In London 2023 was perhaps the greatest pro-wrestling show he has ever seen in his entire life, so Bryan cannot wait to be part of All In 2024! Those tickets are on sale soon, but sign up now at Ticketmaster.co.uk for the presale on November 27th! But there’s still a lot of wrestling left in 2023, and Tony Khan is also announcing the inaugural Continental Classic! It is a round robin tournament, just as fans have wanted to see, where 12 of AEW’s best compete weekly across North America. The tournament kicks off November 22 in Chicago, and continuing into Collision and Rampage for Thanksgiving Weekend in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Then they’re going to Minneapolis, Minnesota, and to Erie, Pennsylvania, and Montreal, Quebec, a return to Texas, and then Oklahoma City, San Antonio, and finally, the sixth and final week, Orlando, Florida, December 27th! Then AEW Worlds End, December 30th, we crown THE Continental Classic Champion on PPV! And against all odds, even with this start just weeks away, it is official! The first man in the Continental Classic will be… BRYAN DANIELSON! Bryan says he may not look ready, but this is the kind of tournament he has wanted to do his entire career. And no better place to do it than in AEW, with the best wrestlers in the world and Tony Khan booking the shows!
There is NOTHING that will stop Bryan from coming back and being int he Continental Classic! They’re all fired up to put on the best wrestling tournament EVER! Who else will join Bryan in that 12 man tournament? Who will make it to the end that is Worlds End?
AEW TBS Championship Qualifier: Willow Nightingale VS Julia Hart w/ Brody King!
The first qualifier is here, and the Babe with the Power too sweet to be sour takes on the Hartless Lady of the House! Will Willow earn a shot against her good friend? Or will Julia return to the title scene by any means necessary?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Willow points to her eye as a reminder of what Julia tried to do to her. The two circle, they approach, but then Julia dodges. The fans hoot an d bark a la Brody but Willow clinches Julia. Willow TOSSES Julia to a corner, the fans fire up, and Willow does her own barking. Willow runs corner to corner, but Brody gets Julia out of the ring. Brody barks at Willow, but Willow still sees Julia’s sneak attack coming! Willow fires off clotheslines in the corner, but Julia turns it around to fire forearms! Julia pushes Willow, whips her to ropes, but Willow reverses and runs her over!
Fans cheer as things speed up, and Willow stops to stomp Julia’s dropdown down. Willow scoops to SLAM Julia, then runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Willow keeps cool and she drags Julia up. Willow turns Julia for a Gory Especial! Julia endures as Willow bends her! Skye Blue is watching, and Willow then brings Julia into a deeper stretch! Julia endures, but she choke grips back! Julia flips free and ROCKS Willow! Willow comes back to scoop, but Julia slips free. Julia runs and tilt-o-whirls but Willow stops her, for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Fans fire up while Julia goes to the apron. Willow storms over but Julia HOTSHOTS her back!
Julia drags Willow to the apron, then the floor, and pushes her to commentary. Julia CLUBS Willow, CHOPS her, but Willow ROCKS Julia! Julia kicks low, but Willow snap suplexes first! Fans fire up with Willow and Collision goes picture in picture.
Willow storms up on Julia, puts her in the ring, but Brody gets her attention again. Willow just smirks and rolls into the ring, but Julia stomps her! Julia KICKS Willow on the ropes, then CHOKES her! The ref counts, Julia lets off and puts Willow in the corner. Julia CHOPS, Willow goes to another corner, and Julia CHOPS again. Julia follows Willow to another corner, wraps the arm around ropes, but the ref counts, Julia lets off, to CHOP again! Willow CHOPS back! Julia staggers, but she returns to ROCK Willow with a forearm! Julia throws Willow’s arm down on the mat! And again! And again! Julia stands on the arm, and she drops a knee on the elbow!
Julia digs her knees into the arm but Willow gets free. Willow shakes that arm out, but Julia KICKS the arm! Julia SLAMS the arm off the mat, then stands on it. Willow endures as Julia digs her heels in, SLAMS the arm again and again and again, then lets off. Willow goes to ropes, Julia wraps the arm around ropes. The ref counts, Julia lets off, and she pushes Willow down to clamp on a top wristlock. Willow endures as Julia leans on the hold, and Collision returns to single picture. Willow fights up, throws body shots, and she gets free. Willow kicks, Julia ducks and SUPERKICKS! Willow rebounds to LARIAT!
Fans fire up while both women are down, and Willow clutches her arm. Brody coaches Julia to get up but a standing count starts. Willow rolls her way to the ropes, Julia goes to a corner, and Willow fires up! Willow runs in to back body block, clothesline, and snapmare! Julia avoids the boot, swings, but into a back suplex! Julia lands on her feet, whips, but Willow blocks to BOOT after all! Fans fire up with Willow and she drags Julia up. Willow whips Julia to then SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO!! Julia is still in this and Willow grows frustrated. Willow shakes out the bad arm and she drags Julia back up.
Willow gut wrenches, but the bad arm is holding her back! Julia then grabs that arm to WRING it out! Willow goes to the corner, Julia handsprings in to clothesline! Then she goes side to side to ELBOW! Snapmare and BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Julia then hooks Willow up, but Willow resists Hartless! Willow fights up to fireman’s carry! Fans are thunderous but Julia snakes around to CLUB away on Willow’s back! Julia runs, but so does Willow! POOOUNCE~! PERIOD!! Willow fires up and Brody panics, but Julia bails out. Brody becomes Julia’s shield and fans boo. Willow is still ready for the cheap shot! And she sends Julia into the steps!
Willow grins, runs in, but only gets steps as Julia moves!! Julia hurries to get Willow up, and she goes up the corner. Julia reaches the top, but Willow rises! Willow SPANKS Julia, reels her in and waistlocks, for the full nelson, SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Julia survives and Willow is furious! Willow hauls Julia up, reels her in, gut wrench and BABE WITH THE POWER- NO, Julia somehow lands out of it, but more on her butt than feet! Willow runs up, Julia dodges and BLINDSIDE LARIATS again!! Julia goes up, to MOONSAULT!! Cover, Julia wins!!
Winner: Julia Hart, by pinfall (advances to Full Gear)
The Lady of the House gets past Willow, and she’s targeting the TBS Championship! Will Julia be the first step to the House of Black taking over AEW?
Backstage interview with Ricky Starks & “Big Bill” Morrissey.
Lexi is with the AEW World Tag Team Champions and brings up FTR winning on Rampage, LFI winning here tonight, and the House of Black calling them out. How do they feel about all these teams gunning for the titles? Starks says, “Big groan.” They don’t wanna be bothered by any of these teams whatsoever. Bill agrees, they don’t wanna see these teams, they don’t wanna talk to these teams, or ever get in ring with them. You come up to them at the coffee bar in catering, make small talk, the champs will skedaddle. So just don’t, okay? They don’t wanna talk or see any of them ever, and sure as hell aren’t wrestling them.
But uh, funny thing is, Tony Khan has now made it a Fatal 4 Way for Full Gear. WHAT!? How does she know that before them!? This is so ridiculous! This is a situation they will have to handle off camera. But that’s so funny that everyone else knows before Ricky & Bill. Story of their lives! But just like how this seems to open every chapter of their lives, they know how to finish the story. And it will end with Ricky & Bill still the AEW World Tag Team Championships. You can have friendship for 10, 20 YEARS, it does not matter when it comes to the two baddest dudes here in this company coming together to be the longest reigning tag team champions ever!
The Absolute & The Human Skyscraper are ready, even with the odds stacked against them. Will they use those odds against the other teams to stand tall at the end of Full Gear?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs w/ The Don Callis Family VS ?
The Giant, Paul Wight, is on commentary for this one given the 8 Man Street Fight that’s coming on Dynamite. Will Wight see with his own eyes just how dangerous the Book of Hobbs can be? Or will it still not measure up to the Big Show?
The bell rings and Hobbs immediately SPLASHES ? in the corner! ? falls over, Hobbs hauls him up and scoops, to put him on the top rope. Hobbs CLUBS away, with both hands! Then he shoves ? down and tells Wight to pay attention. Hobbs says this is what Wight used to be! Wight laughs that off, and then Hobbs turns around, into a DORPKICK! ? runs, but Hobbs SPINEBUSTERS him down for it! Hobbs scoops, for the WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, Hobbs wins!
Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall
Wight says you may not like Don Callis, which Wight doesn’t, but Hobbs is impressive. But Wight has been in the ring with an Animal, a Viper, a Texas Rattlesnake, and a guy you can’t even see. Hobbs has no idea what he’s in store for.
But then Callis gets the mic and he says, “I have one thing to say.” Wight doubts that. Callis says that “the Don Callis Family is the greatest family in the history of professional wrestling! Greater than the Briscoes! Greater than the Gagnes! Greater than the Von Erichs! And bigger than The Harts! In just a few short days, the Family will be involved in the Like a Dragon Street Fight on Dynamite. Give ya a history lesson: not too long ago, Will Hobbs BROKE Chris Jericho!
“So what’d Jericho do? Like the bloodsucking, narcissistic sociopath that he is, Jericho found the last friend he had after I deserted him! And he picked up the phone and he called the last friend he could call! Who just happens to be the biggest man in professional wrestling, Mr. Paul Wight. And Paul Wight is a stand-up guy, so when Chris called, I’m sure Paul, you said, ‘Anything you need, my friend.'” Wight confirms that is true. Callis says knowing Wight, he might’ve won the genetic lottery when it comes to physical size, no doubt about it. But Callis is sure he got shortchanged in the brain department.
“Because only a blithering idiot would face the Don Callis Family after what we’ve done to Jericho, Omega and Ibushi. Much less in a Like a Dragon Street Fight. But Paul, you’re a smart guy. It’s not too late. You can still change your mind. You and I both know what Jericho is: he’s a wood tick. He’s a narcissistic psychopath, he’s gonna use you like he tried to use me! So Paul… If I can be serious just for a minute…” He and Hobbs exit the ring. Callis says Paul is smart and Callis is a big fan. IT’s not too late to pull the pin and leave Jericho hanging. Nothing? Wow, Callis saw something he never thought he’d see: a scared giant.
It’s okay to be scared of them, because they run things here! Maybe Callis will do something here. He buried two giants in his career, and Hobbs can do a third. “Hobbs, smoke this fool!!” Schiavone and Nigel get aside, but then Wight tosses the table at Hobbs! Both big men dare the other to do something, but then Callis and Kyle Fletcher have Hobbs stand down. There’s no backing down, no backing out. Will both teams tear the Toyota Arena down just days before Full Gear?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Lexi is with the Top Guys and says they’ve been on quite the roll. Last week’s Collision 8 Man Tag, and then last night on Rampage’s main event. But then House of Black did have to interrupt things. How have they been doing? Cash says yes, they have been on a roll. But don’t forget that LFI then left them to get beat down. Don’t forget that “Lil’ Rick” and Big Bill took advantage of injured FTR to take those tag titles. Don’t forget that the House again sticks their noses in FTR’s business, and that doesn’t sit well with FTR.
Dax adds that ten time world tag team champions, #7StarFTR, there’s only one of them. But it doesn’t matter about the distractions, their one goal, their one focus, is to again be AEW World Tag Team Champions. So it doesn’t matter if it’s LFI, it doesn’t matter if it’s House of Black, FTR’s road to the titles for a third time starts now. #TopGuysOut.
Six Man Tag: Darby Allin, Sting & Adam “Edge” Copeland VS Lance Archer & The Righteous w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts!
This will be the first outing of the “Rated Relentless Icons,” and they’re sure up against some tough competition. The Murderhawk Monster just knocked out the security guards around ringside, and there’s still ol’ Dutch & Vincent! Will #EverybodyDie, dig what they’re sayin’? Or will the star studded trio be rolling towards their grudge match with Christian Cage’s crew?
The trios sort out and Edge starts against Dutch. Oakland says “This is Awesome!” already as the two tie up. Dutch throws Edge down and laughs. Edge stands up to ROCK Dutch with forearm after forearm! Edge runs, LARIATS, but Dutch stays up. Dutch smiles, Edge LARIATS again! Then Edge ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Dutch! Tag to Darby but Vincent tags in, too. The wild cards circle, they tie up, and Darby headlocks. Vinnie powers up and out, but Darby pulls hair! The ref reprimands but Darby hits a headlock and takeover. Vinnie fights up, powers Darby to the corner, but the ref counts. Darby and Vinnie let off slowly and reset.
Darby eggs Vincent on and the fans rally behind Darby. Vinnie steps up, knuckle locks, and then he kicks the arm! Vinnie HEADBUTTS Darby down, drags him up, and wrenches. Archer tags himself in, and he takes the arm to go up the corner. Darby slips away, and Sting tags in! Fans are all fired up as Sting and Archer circle. Archer copies the “WOO~!” so Sting shows him how it’s done. It’s a howl off! Archer swings, Sting dodges to fire off hands! Sting ROCKS Archer again, then BLASTS The Righteous! Sting BOOTS Archer, reels him in and goes to a corner to clothesline him up and out!
Fans fire up with Sting and Sting heads out after Archer, and then Darby rushes over to intercept Vinnie! Edge goes after Dutch, too, as Collision goes picture in picture.
Sting sends Archer into railing, Edge & Darby take down The Righteous, and it’s a brawl all around ringside! Fans fire up as Vinnie hits railing, and then Darby HEADBUTTS! Sting brings Archer around, Edge runs up on Dutch to throw more hands, and Sting RAMS Archer into more railing! Edge RAMS Dutch into the apron, Darby CHOPS Vinnie! Sting grabs a chair! Edge keeps the ref distracted so Sting can SMACK Archer on the back! Jake asks what the heck, though it’s not like he wouldn’t do the very same thing. Sting brings Archer back around to RAM into steel steps! Sting stares Jake down while Archer stumbles and falls.
Sting brings Archer back up, kicks him low, and then throws hands. Sting keeps Archer against railing as he fires off more shots, then he brings Archer back. The ref reprimands and wants this in the ring already, but Sting is having too much bringing Archer around. Sting RAMS Archer into railing! Sting puts Archer back in, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns, Vinnie has Sting on the ropes, and he stands Sting up to ROCK with a haymaker. Sting hits back but Vinnie fires body shots. Vinnie climbs up in the corner to BITE Sting! Fans boo but Vinnie lets off. Darby protests, the ref has him calm down, and Vinnie says, “Dig what I’m saying?!” Sting staggers, Vinnie ROCKS him and puts him in the corner. Tag to Dutch, he runs but Edge gets clear! Archer keeps Sting in the corner, then whips Dutch in to clothesline! Vinnie SPLASHES, and Archer ELBOWS! Sting falls and fans boo, but Dutch soaks up all that heat. Dutch drags Sting up and UPPERCUTS!
Sting staggers, Dutch tags Archer, and Archer stomps a mudhole. Archer stomps away, the ref counts but Archer lets off. Archer argues with the ref, then he taunts Edge and Darby. Sting sputters but Archer goes back to Sting. Archer tags Vinnie back in, they mug Sting, and fans rally as Vinnie clinches Sting. Vinnie UPPERCUTS, whips, but Sting ducks ‘n ‘dodges and CLOBBERS Vinnie! Sting drops to a knee, Vinnie writhes in pain, and both men go for their corners. Hot tag to Archer! Archer runs up to turn Sting around, but Sting DECKS him! Fans fire up as Sting staggers back, hot tag to Darby! Darby SHOTGUNS Vinnie down!
Darby RAMS Dutch at the ropes and HOTSHOTS him! Darby runs to COFFIN SPLASH in the corner! He keeps going, another COFFIN SPLASH! Archer runs up to shove Darby down! But Darby leaps back on! Archer puts Darby in a corner, roars as he goes corner to corner, but Darby avoids the boot! Vinnie returns, Darby RAMS him, then hops on, only for Dutch to CLOBBER him out of Code Red! Vinnie grins and the Righteous loom over Darby as Collision goes picture in picture.
Dutch stands Darby up to DECK him, then he taunts Edge and Sting. Dutch drags Darby into a neck wrench! Darby endures, fans rally, and Darby fights up. Darby claws at Dutch, then BITES the fingers! Dutch ELBOWS Darby down for that! Dutch hauls Darby up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Vinnie. The Righteous have Darby up again, bring him around, and feed to a BOOT! Then ripcord and short arm LARIAT! Vinnie runs up to BASEMENT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Darby hangs tough but Vinnie keeps cool. Vinnie drags Darby up but Darby shoves him away. Vinnie CLUBS away on Darby, has him in a corner, and fires off more shots.
Vinnie lets off as the ref counts, Darby shoves him again, so Vinnie CHOKES Darby! The ref counts, Vinnie lets off, and he digs his boots in. The ref counts again, Vinnie lets off, and Vinnie soaks up the heat. Vinnie drags Darby up, brings him around, and cravats to snapmare. Vinnie chinlocks and grinds Darby down, but Darby endures. Darby fights up, Collision returns to single picture, and Darby fires body shots! Vinnie CLOBBERS Darby with an elbow! Tag to Archer, they haul Darby up, and Archer suplex TOSSES Darby! Archer storms over to where Darby landed, but fans chant “WE WANT ADAM!”
Archer drags Darby up with a fishhook, and he points to Edge. Fans fire up, but Archer whips Darby hard into the Righteous corner. Tag to Dutch, he tags Vinnie, and they get Darby up. AUTUMN- NO, Darby powers out to send Vinnie into Dutch! Then Darby rolls Vinnie up, TWO!! Darby is still in this but he’s still down. Fans rally, Archer lurks around the outside, and he YANKS Sting down! Archer RAMS Sting into the barriers, but Edge POSTS Archer for it! Edge goes back to the corner, Darby hurries over! HOT TAG TO EDGE! And Edge goes up to DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! The fans are thunderous as Edge FLAPJACKS Vinnie!
Dutch runs up, Edge dodges to RAM Archer off the apron! Edge then dodges Dutch to clothesline him up and out! Vinnie runs up but Edge TOSSES him out! Dutch & Archer catch him, but Edge DIVES! Down goes the whole team! Jake the Snake can’t even but Oakland is thunderous! Edge puts Vinnie in, takes aim, and fans chant for it. Edge is ready, but Archer drags him out! Edge kicks Archer away, Darby goes up to SUPER COFFIN DROP! Down goes Archer! Edge runs in, but into Dutch’s BOSS MAN SLAM!! Sting storms up to rally on The Righteous! Haymakers and backhands and the fans fire up with every shot!
Vinnie drops, Sting has Dutch! Edge goes up, they combine for a MACHO ELBOW SCORPION DEATH DROP COMBO!! The fans are thunderous again as Edge whips Vinnie to a corner. “This is Awesome!’ as the STINGER SPLASH leads to the SPEAR!! Cover, Rated Relentless wins!
Winners: Darby Allin, Sting & Adam “Edge” Copeland, by pinfall
This was a wild match before the PPV, and it will only get wilder at Full Gear! But speaking of that match, here come Christian Cage, Luchasaurus & Nick Wayne! Captain Charisma, His Right Hand of Destruction and his honorary son stare down Edge, Sting & Darby, and then the TNT Champion raises his title up. Will the self-proclaimed Father of the Year lead his family to victory? Or will they all face the consequences at the hands of those they betrayed?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here with a lot added to Full Gear. Just as I was sensing last night on Rampage, there was a big tag title match in the works and here it is, it will be a Fatal 4 Way! LFI had a really good match with Workhorsemen to get a good win, and then House of Black calls LFI out like they did FTR last night. Great promo from Starks & Bill to set up that match, and a Fatal 4 is a great way to get the titles off Starks & Bill without really hurting Starks & Bill, but also a great way to keep the titles on Starks & Bill without making any of the other teams look bad.
And they are also putting the TBS Championship on Full Gear, as I was hoping last night, so that’s great. Julia VS Willow was a great match, though something felt off about how they did the finish. Julia winning does still make sense, but maybe her falling on her butt to get out of the bomb was a botch. And with Skye Blue VS Red Velvet being next, it is definitely going to be Skye getting into the Triple Threat so that Skye can settle things with Julia while also addressing this thing where she’s no longer Kris’s friend. Much like with the tag title Fatal 4, this Triple Threat is a great way to take the title off Kris without hurting her. And I keep it at that because it feels like someone, whether it’s Skye or Julia, is going to get that title off Kris in order to escalate this story.
Great opening match from Andrade VS Garcia, and as they did last week, they used the opening promos to help segue into the match. Andrade of course wins and has CJ as his manager, which brings this around to Miro VS Andrade, as I figured because that’s logical. Great match from Strong VS Darius, and I appreciate that while he’s Heel, Strong didn’t cheat to win. And then Kingdom does the Heel stuff by beating up on Darius, bringing Action out, and we’re probably getting a rematch of Kingdom VS Darius & Action, maybe even on the Full Gear Zero Hour. As I said last night, maybe, just maybe, Roddy & The Kingdom have been The Devil and his thugs, but I bet The Devil’s identity is exposed at Full Gear one way or another.
Good stuff from the Don Callis Family, and I even liked how we just never got that jobber’s name. Callis has a good promo to call out Wight, great confrontation between Hobbs and Wight, and that 8 Man Street Fight is going to be wild. Though really, it should be thought of as 4v5 because Callis will still get involved when there’s no rules stopping him. Maybe someone helps on Kenny Omega’s side to counter Callis. And then a really good, really aggressive promo from Hangman, with him upping the ante for his rematch with Swerve, just as I’d hoped. Texas Deathmatch seems to be the go-to what with Ricky Starks and Bryan Danielson doing one not too long ago.
Speaking of which, good promo from Bryan and Tony Khan to set up AEW’s round robin answer to NJPW’s G1 Climax. Bryan better be careful, though, he still has to make it through 2023. Plus, he wants to face Okada at WrestleKingdom, he can’t go and get hurt again to put that match off. Great stuff out of Castle VS Wayne, with Castle looking great but only losing because of Christian & Luchasaurus being distractions at ringside. Castle is great so it’s good he got to look great, even when being cheated.
And an awesome Six Man main event, though it felt like it dragged on a bit. Naturally, the Faces won, and naturally, Christian and his team came out for a final stare down, even with another Collision before Full Gear next Friday. As it stands, I’m pretty sure Nick Wayne takes the loss for the Heels, and it feels like Edge will be the one getting the pin on him. Then we can have this turn into Edge VS Christian, probably for the TNT Championship at Worlds End. And with some time before The Continental Classic, I bet the win at Full Gear helps Darby get a spot in that so he can also be part of that wild six week tournament.
My Score: 8.8/10
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The Bruv and Best Bout Machine have some business to handle.
While The Hurt Syndicate goes for the AEW World Tag Team Championships, Will Ospreay wants to talk with Kenny Omega about The Don Callis Family.
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; wins and
- Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS AR Fox; wins.
- Julia Hart VS Jamie Hayter; wins.
- Adam Copeland VS PAC; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
He welcomes us to Dynamite in Knoxville, Tennessee, then welcomes out the Aerial Assassin, Will Ospreay! The fans fire up as Ospreay makes his way to the ring, and then Schiavone says Ospreay asked for this face-to-face, so here is… KENNY OMEGA! The fans cheer again as now The Best Bout Machine makes his way out here! And he gets a lot of pyro! Omega joins Ospreay and Schiavone in the ring, the fans chant for “KENNY! KENNY!” Schiavone says it is his honor to be in the ring with two of the greats. Ospreay wanted to have this talk, so the floor is his. Ospreay tells Kenny thanks for coming out to join him here. And glad he’s not dead.
Ospreay can’t remember the last time they were in the same ring and not throwing punches at each other, but a lot has changed since Omega’s been away. Ospreay has got nothing to do with the Don Callis Family, and has been trying to change AEW from within. Ospreay didn’t like how Callis was doing business, so he is doing everything in his power to stop it. And to be honest, Omega’s come back at a really bad time. Moxley holds the world title hostage, Ospreay has been trying to get after them, but he keeps running into the Callis Family, and he can’t do this on his own anymore. The fans like where this is going.
Ospreay knows he and Omega have had their differences, but- Omega takes the mic for himself. “Stop. Stop. You said you didn’t remember the last time we faced each other in a ring? Well, Will, let me remind you. It was Forbidden Door. And in that match, not only did you drop me on my head and almost break my neck, but you stabbed me in the head with a screwdriver, the same one that Don had used months before. As far as I’m concerned, that makes you no better than him. And why did you do it, Will? Why? All because you were trying to prove that you were the best. You were trying to prove that you were better than me.
“Well, Will, not only did I not believe you were better than me back then, but I sure as hell don’ believe you’re better than me now. And it took diverticulitis to almost kill me for people to even know that you existed. So now that I’m back, Will, now that I’m back… Congratulations on being number two, because number one is standing right here in front of you. So if you’re here to apologize and ask for my help, the answer is no chance in hell. Because I will never trust someone like you, bruv!” Ospreay gets in Omega’s face and tells him, “Listen here, you little p*ick!” Ospreay makes sure Omega doesn’t look away, but then here comes Don Callis himself.
Omega and Ospreay are still mad with each other but Callis says, “Well look at these two prima donnas!” But like before, Omega rushes him at the ramp! The fans cheer, but here comes Konosuke Takeshita! The Alpha brawls with Omega to keep Callis safe! Ospreay is conflicted, but then Kyle Fletcher attacks Omega! Ospreay hates Kyle more than he does Omega, so he goes after the Protostar! The fans fire up as the brawl just gets bigger! Ospreay puts Kyle in the ring, ducks ‘n’ dodge shim, then RAN- NO! Kyle stops that to pop Ospreay up! But Ospreay pops free, dodges, and handsprings! NEURALIZER KICK!
The fans fire up as Ospreay fires off on Kyle in a corner! But Konosuke drags Ospreay down! ALPHA ELBOW! But Omega gets Konosuke! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Omega fires up and the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Kyle SUPERKICKS him down! The fans boo while Kyle seethes. Kyle drags Omega up to toss him out, but fans tell off Callis. Kyle BOOTS Ospreay over railing! Callis and Konosuke mug Omega! Kyle grins, and he uses a chair to LAUNCH himself into Ospreay! The fans boo while Kyle stands Ospreay up, and whips him, only for Ospreay to reverse! Kyle is sent into barriers and Ospreay beats Kyle down!
But wait, the rest of the family is here! Lance Archer goes after Ospreay! The fans boo but the Murderhawk hauls Ospreay up for a CHOKE- NO, Ospreay goes to the railing! Ospreay fires hands, but Archer LOW BLOWS! Then he DECKS Ospreay into the upper deck! The fans boo as Archer climbs up with ease, but Ospreay fires hands in return! Archer CLUBS Ospreay, they go up into the crowd, and cameras do their best to find where they went! They go down the stairs at the back! Brian Cage has appeared to beat up Omega, and Archer sends Ospreay into the merchandise stands! But Omega fires hands on Cage, and on Konosuke!
Archer CHUCKS a table, Ospreay dodges it! Ospreay ROCKS Archer, fires more shots, but Archer ROCKS Ospreay in return! Archer slides Ospreay along the merch table like it’s a bar fight! Cage CLUBS Omega, Archer drags Ospreay up, but Omega throws trash cans at the others! Omega CLUBS away on Archer, but Archer just grabs him now! But Ospreay and Omega work together! They mug Archer, then DOUBLE SUPLEX him through the tables! The fans are thunderous, but then Cage returns! He CHUCKS a trash can into Omega’s face! Cage, Konosuke and Kyle mug Ospreay and Omega 3v2 while Callis checks Archer.
The brawl goes around the back side of the bleachers, Konosuke puts Omega in a SLEEPER while Kyle and Cage CHOKE Ospreay! Omega breaks free, but Konosuke CLAWS Omega’s eyes! Konosuke reels Omega in, but Omega fights free of the suplex! Konosuke ROCKS Omega again, but now security has appeared! The brawling keeps going, but Ospreay breaks free to ROCK Cage and ROCK Kyle! Ospreay runs up, but Kyle ALLEY-OOPS him, only for Ospreay to grab the railing up above! Ospreay kicks Kyle away, then wait! Omega is climbing the lighting truss! They coordinate, and they DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto the Don Callis Family!!
The fans are losing their minds as Omega and Ospreay stand together! They climb up the truss so they can see Callis as he cowers on stage! Omega has a mic again, and he tells Callis, “We saw what you did to your boys! You saw what we did to your boys! Don Callis, the next time we get a chance, it’s gonna be you we put six feet down under! And speaking of down under, oh boy do I have an idea. Will, you wanted an apology? Maybe it’s me that should apologize. I should’ve trusted you from the beginning. So what do you say, Will? What do you say, people? Let’s restore that feeling we were looking for, in Brisbane, Australia!
“Grand Slam is gonna be me and Will against the hometown boy~, Kyle Fletcher, and Takeshita. Oh yeah, Takeshita, my little young boy! Takeshita & Fletcher, Ospreay & Omega, Australia, LET’S GO!!” The fans love that! Omega says it has been awhile, but let’s say it together, shall we? Goodbye, MWAH! And good, night, BANG!! Now hit his music, cuz he’s scared of heights. The music plays, Ospreay & Omega climb down, but will they tear the Callis Family down once and for all?
The Death Riders speak.
Jon Moxley says, “Tonight, we bring you AEW in Knoxville, Tennessee. The elite, the best of the best, we bring you Pac in the main event. Adam Copeland went to sleep in 2011, woke up in 2025, in a world where he doesn’t belong, in a world that he doesn’t understand. Where the animals are bigger, faster, stronger, meaner, and smarter. But there are plenty of weak, pathetic creatures around here, and we’d be glad to just throw your carcass on top of the pile, Adam. Adam Copeland’s neck is handing on by a thread, man. Bryan Danielson’s neck was hanging on by a thread, too. I finished the job for him. Darby Allin had a death wish for his career. I gave it to him.
“What I’m saying, Cope, is that maybe the next time you go to the doctor, you get some bad news. Maybe your next doctor’s visit is a worse case scenario. And in that case, I won’t lose even a little bit of sleep over it. I don’t sleep much, anyway, I don’t have time to sleep. I don’t have time for relics from the past, there’s too much work to do. We’re building a future.” Moxley leads the way out, will this be the last night AEW goes Rated R?
AEW World Tag Team Championships: Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy won these titles after putting it all on the line against The Young Bucks, but now they might have to do that all over again in this title defense. Can they keep the party going even against men who hurt people? Or will the All Mighty & the Standard of Excellence make good on their SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and who are the real VIPs in AEW!
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Now this is Maximum Carnage!
There’s a star-studded dirty dozen, as well as TEXAS DEATH between Hangman Page and Christopher Daniels, all on AEW Maximum Carnage: Collision!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Texas Death Match: Hangman Page VS Christopher Daniels; Hangman wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions; The Undisputed Kingdom wins.
- Brian Cage & Lance Archer w/ Don Callis VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey; Cage & Archer win.
- AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tomohiro Ishii; Okada wins and retains the title.
- Dustin Rhodes VS Adam Priest; Dustin wins.
- Julia Hart VS Harley Cameron; Julia wins.
- 12 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Learning Tree VS “Powerhouse” Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR;Â Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Rated FTRunners & “Powerhouse” Hobbs speak.
Dax Harwood says, “12 men, one ring, chaos will ensue.” Truth Magnum says the only thing he knows for sure is that if you think you can mess around with the Outrunners and not find out, you got a better chance of pissing in a hot sauce bottle! Tell ’em, Turbo! Turbo Floyd says messing with the Outrunners is one thing, but what about this big super group right here? The best super group since the Yankees! Give it to ’em, big man! Hobbs says on Wednesday, he almost had that AEW World Championship. But even with a bad leg, he’ll hobble out there and beat dat ass! Cope adds that Moxley better shut up and listen.
The Rated R Superstar himself is coming for The Maniac, and he is going to take that AEW World title. The road to that starts tonight, Cash says #TopGuysOut.
Kazuchika Okada speaks.
The Rainmaker tells “Ishii-san, you are the Stone Pitbull. So~ scary~! But I’m the Continental Champion. You were my friend. I used to look up to you. But tonight, I’ll put you down like the dog you are. B*tch!”
Christopher Daniels speaks.
“Hangman Page, I tried over and over to explain my intentions to you, but it seems that all you understand is violence! Well, if you want violence, I’ll show you how violent I can become. Tonight, Hangman Page, Fallen Angel, Texas Death Match!”
Hangman Page speaks.
“Christopher Daniels, for far too long, I have listened to the ruminations and opinions of how I should live my life from old men like you. CD, you are wrong. And you are long in the tooth. Tonight, Texas Death, I take you out to pasture.” The Blackhat Cowboy is ready to put the Fallen Angel out of his misery, but will he hit that Buckshot right in Daniels’ face?
Texas Death Match: Hangman Page VS Christopher Daniels!
No sense in waiting to find out, the Cowboy and the Fallen Angel start us off! Will “Maximum Carnage” be an understatement after these two go until one man can’t keep going?
The bell rings and the fans rally up already. Hangman and Daniels stare down, step up, and Daniels says Hangman could’ve just let it all go. It didn’t have to be like this! The fans duel, but Hangman SLAPS Daniels! Hangman throws hands in the corner, but Daniels CHOPS in return! Daniels ROCKS Hangman, RAMS him again and again, but Hangman CLUBS Daniels back. Hangman fires hands, but Daniels kicks low! The shots go back and forth but Hangman ROCKS Daniels! Hangman CLAWS Daniels’ eyes, then fires body shots and haymakers! Hangman CLUBS away on Daniels, the fans fire up, and Hangman whips corner to corner.
Daniels reverses, runs up, but into a BOOT! Hangman rains down fists, then lets off to pace around. Daniels bails out, but Hangman runs to triangle jump LARIAT! Daniels falls to the floor, but he rises up, into a PLANCHA from Hangman! The fans fire up again while the ref checks Daniels. Daniels is in this but Hangman puts him in the ring. Hangman snarls, but Daniels WRECKS him with a dropkick! Daniels then aims, ARABIAN- NO, Hangman YANKS Daniels down, then sends him into railing! The fans are torn as Hangman grabs a chair! Hangman runs up, and he CLOBBERS Daniels with the chair!
Daniels flounders, Hangman fires the fans up, then he puts the chair in the ring. Hangman grabs more chairs, and Daniels rises up. Daniels is busted open, but Hangman shoves Daniels into the ring. Hangman goes looking, and he brings out BARBED WIRE! Hangman is escalating this quickly as he goes for Daniels’ face! Daniels fights back, but Hangman still DIGS the wire into Daniels’ forehead! He was already bloodied but it’s only gonna get worse! The fans tell Hangman he’s sick, but Hangman LASHES Daniels on the back with the wire! And LASHES him again! Hangman then puts the wire in Daniels’ mouth!!
The fans are freaking out as Hangman is practically flossing Daniels’ teeth with the wire! But Daniels throws Hangman away! Daniels blocks a kick, ducks a lariat, but then the BOOT comes back! Daniels is down, Hangman grabs the rest of the wire, and he wraps it around his arm! Hangman aims, Daniels staggers up, BARBED WIRE ROLLING ELBOW! Daniels falls again, Hangman holds up the wire and the fans cheer, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Hangman stalks Daniels to the ropes, then CHOKES him! Hangman only lets off so he can grab a chair. Hangman sits that chair up, and Daniels sputters from behind his crimson mask. Hangman sets another chair up, those sit facing each other. Hangman brings Daniels over, fireman’s carries, but Daniels fights free! Daniels staggers to a corner, Hangman runs up, but into a BOOT! Daniel runs up, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB onto the chairs! Daniels writhes and Hangman snarls. The standing count starts, but Daniels uses ropes to stand at 5 of 10! Hangman KICKS him in the side!
Hangman grabs a chair, wedges it into a corner, but Daniels flops out of the ring. Daniels is buying himself as much time as he can but Hangman clears everything else out of the ring. Hangman storms after Daniels, scoops him, and FALL AWAY SLAMS him onto the floor! Daniels writhes again but Hangman goes looking under the ring again. Hangman brings out a TABLE! Hangman positions the table to be ringside, but Daniels drags himself to the apron. Hangman goes up to join Daniels as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture. Hangman brings Daniels over, Alabama Lifts, but Daniels CLUBS away on Hangman’s back!
Daniels underhooks! Hangman lifts! Daniels fights and slips around, to then LARIAT Hangman into the ring! The fans rally up and Daniels steps back in. Daniels storms up on Hangman, but Hangman sends him into the chair! Daniels falls back, the chair stuck around his head! Hangman snarls again while Daniels sputters. Daniels rolls out and ends up on the table, so Hangman runs to DOUBLE STOMP him down through the table!! The fans lose their minds, the standing count begins, and Hangman watches Daniels crawl. Daniels manages to rise at 7, but Hangman KICKS him back down! Hangman rains down fists on the bloody forehead!
Hangman goes looking, and he finds a table with barbed wire on it!! Hangman shoves that into the ring, careful not to poke himself too bad. Hangman sets this monstrosity up near a corner, and Daniels has made his way to the apron. Hangman climbs the corner to bring Daniels up. The fans are already worried, and Hangman Alabama Lifts Daniels! Daniels fights with everything he has left! Daniels HEADBUTTS away on Hangman, then fires down elbows! Daniels slips in, clinches, and URENAGE DOWN THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! The fans lose their minds while both men are down!
The ref clears the wreckage while both men crawl to the corners. Daniels runs in to LARIAT from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX! S T O! Daniels roars and the fans fire up! Daniels drags Hangman up, clinches again, UREN- NO, Hangman arm-drags free! Hangman LARIATS Daniels up and out, onto the ramp! Hangman snarls, aims, and BUCKSHOT- NO, Daniels ducks that to mule kick! Daniels underhooks, but Hangman BACKDROPS Daniels back into the ring! Daniels snarls through the crimson mask, but Hangman has more barbed wire! Daniels storms up, and Hangman DIGS the wire into Daniels’ face!!
Daniels staggers away, Hangman wraps his arm again! BARBED WIRE BUCK- FLATLINER!! KOJI KLUTCH!! Hangman endures, the fans fire up, and Daniels squeezes as tight as he can! But Hangman DIGS the wire into Daniels’ face again!! Daniels lets go, sputters through the blood, and slowly rises. Hangman aims, lifts, but Daniels grabs ropes! Daniels holds on, but then lets go to underhook! ANGEL’S WINGS!! Both men are down so the count is on them both! Daniels is already up at 5, Hangman is up at 6! The fans fire up for another URENAGE! Daniels points to the corner and the fans fire up!
Daniels goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! But Daniels isn’t done, he grabs what’s left of the barbed wire table and pushes it onto Hangman! BEST MOONSAULT EVER onto the wood!! Daniels crushes Hangman under the wood, then shoves it aside! Fans hope these tow “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Hangman is still down at 5 of 10! And at 7! Hangman scrambles to his feet at 9!! Hangman is bloodied but he’s going nuts! He steps on the chair so Daniels can’t use it! Daniels ROCKS Hangman, Hangman LARIATS Daniels! Scoop and tuck! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER onto the chair!!
Daniels crawls with one good arm, and he’s somehow still in this! Fans want that “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Hangman waits on Daniels to stand, then reels him in! Alabama Lift, DEADEYE onto the chair!!! Daniels sputters but he’s staying down! Hangman goes to the apron and he loads up all the same. Daniels somehow rises up before 5 of 10, so a BUCKSHOT from behind takes him down!! The count starts again while Hangman stands over Daniels. The count is 5 of 10, then 7. 8! 9! 10!! Daniels is done, Hangman wins!
Winner: Hangman Page, by knockdown
The medics check Daniels, but Hangman leaves him behind. But then on second thought, Hangman drags Daniels up! Underhooks and ANGEL’S WINGS!! Hangman adds insult to injury by using Daniels’ own move!! Hangman storms off, leaving Daniels to the medics. Is this the end of the Fallen Angel? Is this only the beginning of Hangman’s violent road back to the world title?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
He welcomes us back to Maximum Carnage, and he welcomes out Toni Storm! Cincinnati fires up as The Rockstar is back again, and “Rookie” Toni joins Schiavone in the ring. Schiavone notes her historic win in the inaugural Women’s Casino Gauntlet, and with it, her shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship! It will be Grand Slam: Australia, Toni’s hometown of Brisbane, how does she feel? Toni says honestly, she doesn’t even know what her life is right now. It is so surreal! All she can say is, her dreams are finally coming true!
Because she’s going to Australia, to the building where she saw her first wrestling show, and she’ll never forget how her mom scraped together all she could so that they could get tickets, just to sit in the back row. Mom sold hot dogs to pay for Toni’s training. Mom sewed together Toni’s original ring gear. Now Toni can call mom and tell her, “Get ready, cuz I’m coming home!” The fans cheer that! Schiavone says that is a great feeling, but Toni surely realizes she is facing Mariah May, and that is an entirely different feeling. The fans boo Mariah, but Toni says Mariah is “the best in the business today. She’s killing it!”
But Toni hasn’t even had a chance to introduce herself to Mariah. Maybe next week, in Jacksonville, Daily’s Place, the home of AEW… It’s time for Toni and Mariah to finally meet face to face. The fans cheer, but Schiavone wants Toni to understand. C’mon now, Toni. Aw, c’mon yourself, Schiavone! It’s Tony and Toni! That means… IT’S TONI TIME~! WOO~! Say it with her! Okay. It’s TONI TIME! The fans cheer and Toni gets Tony to be all fired up! But the point Schiavone was trying to get to is valid: Is Toni really unaware of her timeless rivalry with The Glamour?
The Hurt Syndicate speaks.
It was after the show on Wednesday that MVP said a definitive statement was made. MVP promised Lashley & Shelton that when they came to AEW, the championship gold would be theirs for the taking. The All Mighty has never been a tag team champion while the Standard of Excellence has many times. That changes everything. With the defeat, the ASS KICKING, they just put on Private Party, that should make the Hurt Syndicate the #1 contenders. So Private Party, time to crash the party! Next week, in Knoxville, Tennessee, Private Party better put up the AEW World Tag Team Championships against Shelton & Lashley. See what you’ve really got!
But just remember: #WeHurtPeople. Lashley says this ish is gonna be easy. He and Shelton fist bump, but will they put the hurt on Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy?
Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions!
Adam Cole, Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly are reunited once more, ready for more, and they have all sorts of targets in mind. But Lee Moriarty, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have their eyes on those same championship targets, which is why they’re crossing paths here tonight. Will #TAIGASTYLE & The Infantry show the Kingdom how to rumble, bad men, rumble? Or will Maximum Carnage be undisputed?
The trios sort out and the ROH Pure Champion starts against Adam Cole BAYBAY. They circle, tie up, and Lee already gets a leg pick. Lee then switches to a waistlock, Cole switches with him, repeat. Cole headlocks, Lee powers up and out, but Cole KICKS the backdrop! Cole then dodges the lariat, PELES, and he brings Lee over. Tag to Roddy, they mug Lee, and Roddy CHOPS! Roddy CHOPS again, then wrenches to a wristlock. Lee rolls, slips through, traps the arms, and he pulls on an ear! Tag to Dean, STP mug Roddy, and then Dean scoops, only for Roddy to slip free. Roddy shoves and DROPKICKS Dean down!
The fans fire up, Strong tags Kyle, and they CHOP and KICK away on The Captain! lee runs up, Kyle KICKS him down! Kyle & Roddy double suplex Dean onto Lee! Cover on Dean, TWO! Kyle drags Dean up but Dean JAWBREAKERS free! Tag to Carlie but Kyle kicks, clinches, and fires Muay Thai knee after knee! Kyle KICKS Carlie down, then stalks him to ropes. Kyle whips, Carlie reverses, and Dean trips Kyle up! The ref is arguing with Carlie, and now with The Kingdom, as Dean hits an APRON CUTTER! Carlie goes up and out to then GUILLOTINE AX HANDLE! Kyle flops down, STP pose together, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Kyle sputters, The Infantry distract the ref, and that lets Shane THROW Kyle into railing! Shane DECKS Kyle while The Kingdom protests! The ref keeps everyone back, and Dean brings Kyle around. Carlie puts Kyle in the ring, whips him to a corner, then storms up to JAB! JAB! JAB! Carlie pops, locks ‘n’ winds up, to CHOP! Carlie talks smack, tags Dean, then Dean sends Carlie in to SPLASH! Dena runs up, whips Carlie in again, forearm SMASH! Then Dean ELBOWS Kyle! Kyle staggers, into a LARIAT from Dean! The Captain scowls while he stands over Kyle. Dean then pushes Kyle to a cover, TWO!
Dean drags Kyle back, anchors him, then tags Lee. Lee drags Kyle up to UPPERCUT! Kyle staggers around, Lee Mongolian CHOPS! Kyle staggers some more, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns while both Kyle and Lee are down. The fans rally up, both men crawl, hot tags to Dean and Cole! the fans fire up as Cole dodges Dean, BLASTS Lee & Carlie, but Dean waistlocks! Cole elbows free, then LARITS Dean down! And ELBOWS him! And BOOTS him! Dean staggers, Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Cole keeps his focus and he climbs a corner. Dean rises, for the PANAMA- NO, Dean slips under the sunrise! But Cole SUPERKICKS! Cole suplexes, LAST SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Well, not quite the last shot, so Cole tags ROddy. Rioddy hauls Dean up to CHOP away!
Roddy runs, BLASTS Carlie, then runs to SHINING WIZARD Dean! Side to side, forearm SMASH! Then a RUNNING FACEBUSTER! Cover, Carlie & Lee break it! STP mugs Roddy, double whips, but Roddy grabs ropes! Roddy BOOTS and ENZIGIRIS Lee, Kyle sneaks a tag! Roddy TOSSES Carlie and Kyle FLYING KNEES him down! Lee runs up but Cole gets him with 52 Fake Out! Then a PANAMA SUNRISE! The fans fire up as Dean staggers up! Roddy & Kyle call their shot, TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Cover, Undisputed Kingdom wins!
Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall
STP put up quite the fight, but now Shane himself CLOBBERS Kyle! And he blocks a kick to KNEE Cole down! And he HEADBUTTS Roddy down! The fans boo but Big Bad Shaney T is that bad! He talks trash, even to Daddy Magic! Matt Menard says alright then! If Shane thinks he’s bad, then step to him! Or rather, step to DANIEL GARCIA! The TNT Champion makes his way out here, and he CLOBBERS Carlie! He CLOBBERS Dean! And he fires hands on Shane! Garcia throws off his jacket, storms in, and he fires more hands! Shane shoves Garcia away, but Kyle KICKS! Cole SUPERKICKS! Strong KNEE!
Daniel reels Shane in, SAIDO! The fans fire up as Garcia and the Undisputed Kingdom stand tall together! STP retreats, but then The Kingdom eyes that TNT Championship. Garcia holds it up, and he dares any which one of them wants it to come get it. Who will be the first from The Kingdom to challenge the Red Death?
AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.
Alicia Atout was with Will Ospreay and asked him about the save he made for Kenny Omega against the Don Callis Family. What are his thoughts after all that? Ospreay says you can call it a save for Kenny but it was really Ospreay trying to get after Kyle Fletcher. But hey, he and Kenny have had their differences. Their battles in Japan and Canada have gone down as legendary. But they both know each other because of Don Callis. That is their link, that is how they’re tied together. Before, it was all about egos, but to be honest, this is bigger than both of them. Time they had a chat. Next week, Dynamite in Knoxville, Ospreay calls out Kenny to have that chat.
The Bruv wants to talk with The Best Bout Machine, will they come to an agreement when it comes to their common enemies?
Brian Cage & Lance Archer w/ Don Callis VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey!
Speaking of Don Callis, his Murder Machines are back in action, ready to make #EverybodyDie! Will Cage & Archer be waiting on the other side of Private Party VS Hurt Syndicate for their tag title shot? Or can Dante & Darius Martin show that the bigger they are, the harder they fall?
The teams sort out and then the Murder Machines attack! The fans boo but the bell rings as Cage beats up Dante and Archer CLUBS Darius. Archer scoops Darius to SLAM him, then Cage waistlocks Dante. BOOT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Dante flounders out of the ring while Cage RAMS Darius into the corner! And RAMS him in again! Then he CHOPS Darius, tags Archer, and they THROW Darius into the corner! Archer whips Cage in to UPPERCUT, then Cage feeds Darius to the scoop! BACKBREAKER! BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cage adds on and Archer says, “EVERYBODY DIES!” Dante is up but Archer DECKS him!
Archer puts Darius in the corner, fires body shots, then he ROCKS Darius! Archer goes corner to corner and back again to ELBOW! And then he keeps going, but Darius dodges! The fans rally up as Darius crawls, but Archer BLASTS Dante again! Darius fires haymakers, but Archer knees low! Archer bumps Darius off buckles, tags Cage, and the mugging continues. The fans boo but Cage runs side to side, and he BOOT WASHES Darius! Cage says “Ain’t nobody betta!” Cage drags Darius up, whips him to an open corner, then he runs in, but into BOOTS! The fans rally but Cage ROCKS Darius! Darius TIGER WALL PELES with the corner!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Darius crawls, reaches out, but Cage also carwls. Hot tags to Archer and Dante! Archer SHOVES Dante to the apron! Archer laughs, but Dante RAMS into him! Dante springboards, CROSSBODY, but Archer catches him! Archer pops Dante around, but Dante slips free! Datne shovves Archer iinto Cage! Dante fires forearms on Archer and the fans fire up! Dante throws even more shots, then whips, but Archer blocks! Archer whips Dante, runs in, but Dante slips out! Dante goes up and around, then GAMANGIRIS! Dante springboards, FLYING CANNONBALL!
The fans fire up and Dante calls Darius. Cage shoves Dante at Darius, but Darius pops Dante up and over Cage! ASSISTED TORNADO- NO, Cage powers out of that! Archer has Dante, Cage DISCUS LARIATS Darius! Archer ripcords Dante into the HELLICOASTER! The fans boo but Cage drags Dante up. Cage puts one out, lifts Dante up, and Archer adds on! CHOKE SLAM BOMB!! Cover, Murder Machines win!
Winners: Brian Cage & Lance Archer, by pinfall
Top Flight are fast but they don’t hit hard enough to stop these tanks! Will nothing stop the Murder Machines from taking the tag titles for their own? Wait, Action Andretti makes his way out here? The Sight to See is rubbing salt in the wounds of his former friends, and Lio Rush attacks from behind! the fans boo as The Bad Child beats down Dante, TOSSES him out, then beats up on Darius! Leila wants them to stop, but Action just talks trash on Darius. The fans boo more but Lio goes up the corner. Action smiles as Lio gives Darius the FINAL HOUR!! Is this the final hour for Top Flight? Or will they make sure Lio & Action get what’s coming to them?
Backstage interview with The Learning Tree.
Lexy Nair is with Chris Jericho, Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey, and she asks Jericho about how on Dynamite, he assured us all that The Learning Tree and The Death Riders would be on the same page, and that Jon Moxley can trust them. How is Jericho so sure that things will go well when The Death Riders didn’t even show for this interview? The Redwood says, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder.'” Jericho says that’s so true. And Moxley isn’t the type to show up and do interviews. Jericho isn’t the type to stand here and allow someone to stir the pot.
So enough of this muckraking! Bryan Keith adds, “No mother effin’ muckraking!!” Lexy is a bit taken aback, but Jericho tells Moxley that he’ll address him directly. They’ve known each other a long time. They were the first two AEW World Champions! They have beaten the hell out of each other around the entire world! Moxley left this scar right on Jericho’s left eyebrow. See? And Jericho took a spike and tried to take Moxley’s eye. So like Jericho said, they’ve beaten each other all around the world, but tonight they have common enemies! Moxley knows there is no one in AEW as driven or as smart as Moxley as Jericho.
So if Moxley’s as smart as Jericho thinks, it would behoove Moxley to trust The Learning Tree. And if there’s any doubt, then The Learning Tree will prove it to you before you meet them in the ring. Lexy asks what he means, but Jericho counters with, “What does anything mean, Lexy?” Jericho storms off, Bill says that was a sick burn. Keith says it was a sick ass burn! The Learning Tree heads out, but seriously, what does Jericho mean? How’re they going to prove themselves to The Death Riders before their 12 Man Tag?
Backstage interview with Matt Menard & Daniel Garcia.
Collision returns as Lexy is now with Daddy Magic & The TNT Champion, and she notes them helping out The Undisputed Kingdom. Can they explain how and why? But before Garcia can, Roddy shouts at “DANIEEEL~!” The Kingdom thanks Garcia for that, they appreciate the help. And trust Cole when he says that if there’s anyone who understands competition, certainly it’s Garcia. It is a shame, though, that Garcia & Menard don’t have a third man, because Cole, Roddy & Kyle wanna prove they’re the best trio in AEW. Garcia says yeah, well, they’ll be in Jacksonville next week for Collision: Homecoming.
And Garcia remembers walking into Jacksonville three years ago with two people he barely even knew, at the bottom of the totem pole. Three years later, we’re going back to Jacksonville and it’s a completely different story. Menard checks with Garcia. Is he saying they’re call the brand new father? The new father? Then Kingdom is on! Homecoming, Jacksonville, Six Man Tag! Cole and the boys like that, and they head out. Will things still be undisputed? Or will Cool Hand Ange’s return to the ring tip the scales?
Max Caster is in the ring.
Platinum Max has both a mic and a leather bag, and he thanks the fans, missing how they’re booing him. But Caster says there has been a lot of issues going on within The Acclaimed. There are a lot of rumors online, a lot of talk, but he wants to clear the air right now with his teammate, Anthony Bowens. Caster asks Bowens to come to the ring, and he has the fans cheer Bowens on. Bowens does walk out here, and he grabs a mic for himself. Caster says this has gone on long enough. There has been a huge misunderstanding between the two of them. They are a great team, and more importantly, they are great friends.
The biggest issue here is that Bowens just won’t admit that Caster is the Best Wrestler Alive! The fans boo and Bowens stops Caster there. Bowens says it is finally time for Caster to listen! Because for the last five years, Bowens has tried with every fiber of his being to protect Caster in the ring, in the locker room, and in the media. Because they, The Acclaimed, were tag team partners, and then became best friends. But now Bowens has to live with the very uncomfortable truth that Caster has made Bowens into a liar! Because for those five years, Bowens has had to lie to every single fan about who Caster is as a person!
Because Cincinnati, you need to know that Max Caster is an arrogant, cocky, selfish, edge lord PIECE OF S*IT! And Caster wants the fans to believe he’s the Best Wrestler Alive? Newsflash: The fans believe YOU SUCK! The fans cheer, but Caster brings out a (fake) degree from his bag that says “Best Wrestler Alive!” Bowens says this is what he means! Cater is selfish, he lost the team spirit! Why did Caster start looking down on Bowens? Maybe it’s because Bowens is the Scissor King, not that Caster’s been doing that. Well guess what? Bowens is more than that! He possesses every tool necessary to be a world champion! Cincy agrees there!
Bowens has proudly represented AEW since he put pen to paper! He is the GADDAMN PRIDE of AEW! He is the Five Tool Player!! The fans cheer that! And Bowens doesn’t need some piece of paper to prove it. Caster says don’t touch him! Wait, the music hits? They’re both here, so that means it is DADDY ASS! Billy Gunn is back, mic in hand, and he sighs looking at his boys fighting. The fans cheer and Billy says first off, what is wrong with these two? They are The Acclaimed! AEW World Tag Team Champions, AEW World Trios Champions, and they got everyone to scissor just because it was cool!
Caster claims Billy doesn’t care about them! He just attached himself to a couple of young, hungry wrestlers like them just so they could hear the fans chant his name again. Billy made it about Billy, when it should be about MAX! The Best Wrestler Alive! Oh, and Anthony! They are best friends! Seriously! Okay? They are two guys who were randomly put together, didn’t know each other, but they became the winningest tag team in AEW history! Every team Billy has been a part of has broken up, and there’s a reason for that. Yeah, even Gunn Club! Billy’s own two sons did not want anything to do with him!
Billy gets pissed and he gets in Caster’s face. The fans tell Billy, “KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!” Caster says he is not doing this. Bowens has to choose: Caster or Billy. If Bowens wants The Acclaimed to continue, it is either Caster or “washed-up” Billy Gunn. The fans cheer for “BILLY! BILLY!” Bowens is conflicted, but Caster stands there with open arms. Bowens offers the scissors, so Caster says okay. But then Bowens makes it a middle finger! The fans cheer as Bowens stands with Billy! So is that how it is? Caster says fine! Another bad decision from “Bad Decision Bowens.” You can’t walk away from Caster, he’s walking away from them!
Acclaimed is done because CASTER said so as leader of the team! It is Bowens’ fault, it is Billy’s fault, and it’s the fault of every fan here! Caster will prove to everyone that he IS the Best Wrestler Alive, and without him, Bowens sucks, Billy sucks, and all the fans suck! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Bowens tells Caster that he didn’t need Caster then, and he doesn’t need Caster now! Get outta his life! Billy, Cincy, one last time! Throw the scissors up! The fans cheer as Bowens & Billy SCISSOR~! Caster is frustrated, but will he just have to put up or shut up?
Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland & Prince Nana.
Lexy is with The Realest and says the past few weeks, he and Ricochet have had this cat ‘n’ mouse game. But it was announced that February 5th, Dynamite in Atlanta, we will get Swerve VS Ricochet. But until then, what is Swerve’s strategy? Swerve says respectfully, the longer they waste time talking, the more time Ricochet has to get away. And as for “cat ‘n’ mouse,” this is more like lion and rat. It will end now. February 5th, Swerve gets Ricochet in the ring to himself, but Swerve plans on seeing him way before then. Swerve has been cursed with the ability where everything he touches dies…
With that said, Swerve plans on using that for when he gets his hands on Ricochet’s throat! The Most Dangerous Man is only going to be more dangerous from now on, will Ricochet have no chance of escape?
AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tomohiro Ishii!
As Okada said himself to open the show, these two used to be the best of friends in NJPW under the banner of Chaos. But being part of The Elite (The, The Elite) has brought out the worst in one of the best wrestlers today. Will he continue to make it rain even here in Cincinnati? Or will the Stone Pitbull soon sink his teeth into some gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and Maximum Carnage gets some Strong Style thrown in!
The bell rings and the fans fire up as these two stare down. They circle, but then Okada backs off to the ropes. The fans boo but the ref has Ishii back up. Okada and Ishii reset, the fans cheer on “Both These Guys!” Okada again uses ropes for defense, and Ishii dares him to bring it! Okada runs up, they tie up, and Okada puts Ishii on ropes. Okada lets off, fakes the chop, then pats Ishii on the shoulder. But then Ishii CHOPS! Ishii fires forearms, Okada wobbles, but then Okada CLAWS the eyes! Okada runs, but Ishii CLOBBERS him! Ishii brings Okada up, CHOPS him, then eggs Okada on. Ishii whips, Okada grabs ropes, and Okada bails out!
The fans boo but Ishii storms out after Okada! Okada kicks low! Okada grins, but Ishii RAMS him into the railing! Ishii runs, and he CLOBBERS Okada again! The fans fire up while Ishii paces, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Okada sputters, Ishii drags him up, and Ishii CHOPS! Okada sputters, Ishii CHOPS again, and then Ishii CHOPS again! Ishii pushes Okada into the ring, storms in after him, and runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Okada snarls, Ishii sputters, and Okada brings Ishii up. Okada bumps Ishii off buckles, wrenches and whips, then he runs in to ELBOW Ishii down! Okada soaks up the cheers and jeers while the ref checks Ishii. Ishii is still in this so Okada storms up. The ref has Okada back off and the medic checks Ishii. A leg may have been tweaked after that last fall, but Okada storms up again. Ishii CHOPS him!
Ishii CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Okada kicks low! DDT! Ishii is stuck on his head, but Okada pushes him over to cover. TWO, but Okada kicks Ishii around. Ishii snarls as Okada scuffs him, and then Okada BOOTS! Ishii wobbles but stays on his feet! Okada BOOTS him again, but Ishii eggs Okada on! Okada runs, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men are down as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture. Okada goes to a corner, Ishii runs up, and Ishii LARIATS! Ishii hoists Okada up top, then he climbs up after Okada. Ishii brings Okada to the very top, for a SUPERPLEX! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Okada survives. Ishii snarls, stomps his foot to get feeling back in it, and he reels Okada in. But Okada fights to lift and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada hauls Ishii up to scoop, SLAM, and he goes to the corner! Okada climbs, aims, and MACHO ELBOWS! The fans fire up as Okada stands, and he winds up for the Rainmaker MIDDLE FINGER~! But Ishii BENDS that finger! Ishii gives a middle finger back, but Okada CLAWS Ishii’s face! Okada swings, Ishii ducks, but Okada elbows free. Okada whips, but Ishii avoids the dropkick! SLIDING0 NO, Okada avoids that to scoop and LANDSLIDE DRIVER!
Okada fires up, the fans are torn, but Okada ripcords and- LARIAT from Ishii!! The fans are thunderous as Ishii waits on Okada! Ishii runs, but Okada DROPKICKS him down! Okada ripcords again, but Ishii RAMS low! Then HEADBUTTS! Okada ROCKS Ishii! Okada brings Ishii around and short arm LARIATS! Ishii takes it, and HEADBUTTS Okada down! Ishii runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives and the fans fire up! Ishii fires up and he brings Okada around. Ishii suplexes, but Okada slips free! Okada DROPKICKS Ishii in the back! The fans are torn but Okada grins as he goes outside.
Okada grabs the ring bell!? The ref reprimands but Okada gives up the bell. Ishii runs up, Okada ripcords to LOW BLOW! Then a ripcord and RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (still AEW Continental Champion)
Okada grins, having cheated his former friend out of this one! Will nothing stop the reign when Okada’s willing to drag his own reputation through the mud?
The Gates of Agony speak.
Bishop Kaun has the camera come in close while they tell us who they are. Kaun has eight years in this game, and is a THREE-TIME ROH World Six Man Champion. Toa Liona is a Division I athlete, and so you know these two aren’t here by accident! They have run through the roster, shown up and shown out. Next week, they’re starting the run of a lifetime. Collision comes home to Daily’s Place, and The Gates want AEW to send the best they’ve got! AEW will soon belong to G O A!!
BREAKING NEWS for Collision: Homecoming.
Tony Khan has heard this request and has fulfilled it! The Gates of Agony will be battling The House of Black’s Brody King & Buddy Matthews! Will Kaun & Liona be able to #CloseTheGates on them? Or will the King of Death & Aussie Juggernaut tear the Gates down?
Dustin Rhodes VS Adam Priest!
The Natural is still the DUAL ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Champion, and he is looking to prove this is his best run yet! Will that continue through Maximum Carnage? Or will Priest read Dustin his last rites?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Dustin offers a handshake, but Priest says nope! The fans boo but the two tie up. Dustin headlocks, Priest powers up and out, drops down, and Dustin jumps over to then whip Priest away. Dustin arm-drags Priest on the return, then he wristlocks. The fans cheer as Dustin wrenches, but Priest kicks low! Priest ROCKS Dustin, then stomps Dustin to a corner. Priest fires hands, the ref counts and the fans boo, but Priest stops at 4. Priest stalks Dustin along ropes, then whips. Dustin says, “Not Today!” RHODES UPPERCUT! Priest staggers around into a SNAP POWERSLAM!
A rough landing for Priest, but Dustin fires up! The fans are with Dustin and he puts Priest in the corner. Dustin puts Priest’s leg in the ropes, UPPERCUTS him, then puts the other leg in the ropes. The ref says don’t do it! The fans say yes do it! Dustin CHOPS Priest, goes corner to corner, and the fans fire up. Dustin lines up the shot, takes a deep breathe, but the ref steps in the way! No shattering dreams tonight! Priest gets free and he CLOBBERS Dustin! The fans boo but Priest soaks up the heat. Priest CLUBS and kicks Dustin, whips him, but Dustin CLOBBERS Priest! And then snatches Priest into a dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!
Dustin isn’t done there, he gives Priest the FINAL RECKONING! Cover, Dustin wins!
Winner: Dustin Rhodes, by pinfall
This result was only natural, and Dustin is looking to keep things going in the New Year. Will he and the Sons of Texas all be shining between AEW and ROH?
Julia Hart VS Harley Cameron!
It was the Women’s Casino Gauntlet when The Princess of the Black Throne was aiming for Jamie Hayter, but she got this wild Aussie right in the face with that black mist! Will Julia soon #FeelTheWrath? Or will she prove that then, now and forever, The House Always Wins?
The bell rings, and Harley takes the sunglasses off. Her eyes are still sensitive from what Julia did to her, but Julia likes the look. The two tie up, Harley trips Julia and rains down fists! The fans fire up as Harley lets off, and then she runs. Julia swings, Harley gets around, but Julia fights the waistlock. Julia ROCKS Harley, whips her, but Harley reverses. Harley arm-drags, then runs up at the corner. Julia puts her on the apron but Harley ROUNDHOUSES back! Harley runs in, dodges, and ENZIGIRIS! Cover, TWO! Julia stays in this, but Harley storms around. Harley clamps onto Julia to rain down elbows!
The fans are torn as Harley drags Julia up. Julia CLAWS the eyes! Harley swings blindly, but Julia wrenches for an STO! Julia smiles while the fans are torn. Julia stalks Harley to ropes and CHOKES her! The ref counts, Julia CLAWS Harley’s eyes while she lets off. Harley flounders away while Collision goes picture in picture.
Julia pushes Harley back onto ropes and CHOKES her again! The ref counts, Julia lets go at 4, and she stalks Harley again. Julia CLUBS Harley, CLUBS her again, then has her back on ropes. Julia SCRAPES Harley’s face off the ropes, then bumps her off buckles. Julia fires forearms, stops as the ref counts, and Harley sputters as she staggers away. Julia pursues Harley, CLAWS her face again, then pushes her down. Julia DRIBBLES Harley off the mat! The ref reprimands, Julia stops and makes it a cover, TWO! Julia is almost amused by Harley, and she brings Harley up to throw her to the corner! Julia fires forearms again and again!
Julia digs her boot in, stops as the ref counts, and again Harley staggers away. Julia brings Harley around, reels her in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this and Julia is now annoyed. Julia CLUBS Harley, CLUBS her more, then brings her up. Harley ROCKS Julia! Julia ROCKS Harley! Julia KNEES Harley low and Collision goes to break.
Maximum Carnage returns and Harley has Julia down! Harley drags Julia up to fire knees into her! Harley then fireman’s carries, but Julia fights with elbows! Julia then shifts around for an IRON OCTOPUS! Harley endures, the fans fire up, and Julia pulls on the arm! Harley pulls on a leg, powers up, and she pops free! Julia pulls hair, but Harley throws Julia away! Julia comes back, whips her to a corner, then runs in. Harley goes out and around to then roll Julia up! TWO, but Julia SUPERKICKS! Julia ELBOWS Harley in the corner, runs side to side and ELBOWS her again! Julia reels Harley in for a DDT! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives and the fans fire up, but Julia snarls. But Harley has her in a ghost pin! TWO!! Julia escapes, and she SWEEPS the legs! Julia clamps onto Harley, brings her around, but Harley fights to the ROPEBREKA! The ref counts, Julia drags Harley from the ropes to try again. But Harley JAWBREAKERS! SOLE FOOD! Julia wobbles, Harley runs up, but Julia FLAPJACKS her off the buckles! BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Julia is pissed, she clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Harley taps, Julia wins!
Winners: Julia Hart, by submission
Harley put up quite the fight, but Julia found the way to win. Will Julia continue to be just as Hartless until she’s once again a champion?
Something is going down backstage!
Cameras catch the Learning Tree beating up Hobbs! Jericho sees the camera and says, “Hi, guys.” Big Bill shows he has Hobbs’ leg brace! The Learning Tree leaves the Powerhouse down, but is he out of the main event? Time is running out, because the main event is next!
12 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Learning Tree VS “Powerhouse” Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR!
The AEW World Champion, the AEW World Trios Champions, the ROH World Champion, and “The Branches” all stand against what was going to be The Book of Hobbs with Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum, Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood & Adam “Cope” Copeland. But after what Jericho, Bill & Keith just did to Hobbs, is this going to be a 6v5? Can Cope and comrades still win even with the odds against them?
The teams sort out and Bill shows off the “trophy” they took from Hobbs. Dax the Ax steps up against The Nueve in another go-around from last Collision. The fans rally up with the bell and the two circle. They tie up, go around, then break. Dax eggs Jericho on, Jericho storms up on him, and they go forehead to forehead. Jericho pie faces Dax, then SLAPS him! The afns boo but Dax says oaky. And he SLAPS back! Jericho SLAPS, Dax SLAPS, repeat! Dax then CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Dax whips corner to corner, runs up, but Jericho BOOTS him! Jericho goes up, MISSILE DROPKICKS, and he fires up while fans boo.
Tag to Keith, the Learning Tree mugs Dax, and then The Bad Apple throat chops! And regular CHOPS! Keith stalks Dax, but Dax CHOPS again and again! Dax snap suplexes Keith, drops a leg, then covers, ONE!! Dax fishhooks Keith’s mouth, then ELBOWS him down. Tag to Cash and FTR hoists Keith up. BOOSTED GOURD BUSTER! Cover, ONE!! Keith shows some true grit and he scrambles away. Cash says fine, someone get in. Yuta tags in, sniping things from Bill. Wheeler and Wheeler talk smack, circle, and they tie up. Cash wrenches to wristlock, then he WRINGS Yuta’s arm! Yuta kips up, and he ROCKS Cash!
Yuta CHOPS Cash, puts him in the corner, then CHOPS! Cash turns things around to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Cash whips corner to corner, Yuta bounces off buckles, and Cash BACKDROPS him! Dax is there to ROCK Yuta! Cash ROCKS Yuta! Yuta gets pinballed, then Cash DECKS Yuta! Tag to Truth and he wrenches Yuta for a wristlock. But Yuta pulls hair to throat Truth down! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Yuta CHOPS Truth in a corner! Yuta CLAWS Truth’s face, CHOPS him, but Truth gets in Yuta’s face! Truth CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Truth DECKS Yuta! Tag to Turbo!
The Outrunners double whip, body shot and KNEE LIFT, then Truth ROCKS Yuta! Turbo reels Yuta in, the fans rally up, and Turbo suplexes! Turbo holds Yuta up, then SLAMS him down! Cover, but Moxley breaks it! The fans boo but Truth runs up to ROCK Moxley! Claudio and The Learning Tree storm in, but so does the rest of the Rated FTRunners! The fans fire up as it is a 6v5 brawl, but the ref wants this to return to order! Rated FTRunners throw out Jericho, then they throw out Claudio, but Moxley falls back on his own. Bill and Dax take things outside, Cash keeps on Keith while Truth has Yuta, and Collision goes picture in picture!
The Outrunners mug Yuta while Cash climbs up to rain down fists on Keith! Things continue on the outside, Keith sends Cash into the railing! Dax KNEES Bill low, CLUBS him on the back, but Keith CLAWS Cash’s eyes! Turbo goes out there to CLUB Keith! Cash brings Keith around to SMACK off the railing! The fans get fired up as Cash CHOPS! Cash even high-fives the very excited kid up front. Keith says that kid needs to RESPECT Chris Jericho! Cash stands Keith up so the kid can CHOP him! Bill CLUBS Cash! Dax high-fives the kid, then goes back for Bill. The ref goes out and tells everyone to settle down!
Cope and the Outrunners also high-five the kid, and the teams finally go back to their corners. Turbo brings Yuta around, tags in Dax, and Dax kicks Yuta in the side. Dax bumps Yuta off buckles, then throws hands. Yuta counter punches, then he ROCKS Dax in the corner. Tag to Bill! Bill winds up to UPPERCUT Dax! Dax falls and crawls away, but Bill soaks up the cheers and jeers. Bill puts Dax against ropes and bends him back before he CLUBS him down! Bill fires a BODY SHOT, then soaks up more cheers and jeers. Dax kicks low, fires hands, then runs, but Marina trips him up! The ref missed that from arguing with Claudio!
Bill reels Dax in, hoists him up, and POWERBOMBS Dax down! Cover, Cope breaks it right as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture! The ref has to get everyone back again, and Bill protests. Bill drags Dax to a corner and stands on his neck! The ref counts, Bill steps off at 4, and Bill tags Jericho. The fans boo as Bill grabs Dax’s legs, YANKS him from the ropes, then stands him up. Jericho winds up to CHOP! Dax is stinging from that one, but Jericho brings Dax up again. Jericho whips Dax, Dax bumps Yuta! Yuta was too busy soaking up heat, but the Death Riders still look upset over that.
Jericho walks over, wants a tag, but Moxley thinks about it. Dax crawls, and Moxley finally tags in! The fans fire up as they want Moxley to go after Jericho, but Jericho brings up what he said earlier tonight. Moxley sees Dax is almost to his corner! Moxley gets Dax, reels him in, and lift shim up for a PILEDRIVER! Moxley drags Dax back, he tags Yuta, and Yuta drops a knee on Dax! Yuta soaks up heat, Keith ROCKS Dax, Bill ROCKS Dax, Claudio CHOKES Dax! The ref misses it all from dealing with Rated FTRunners! Yuta drops another KNEE, then he covers, TWO! Dax flounders but in the wrong direction!
Yuta drags Dax up, suplexes, then covers, TWO! Yuta keeps Dax down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Dax endures and fights up. Dax rises, fires body shots, then he shoves Yuta away. Dax catches Yuta to a SLEEPER! But Yuta powers out to catch Dax in a SLEEPER! Dax hits a back suplex, Yuta lands out, and Yuta POSTS Dax! FTRunners rally for Dax, but Yuta runs in! Dax dodges the knee to GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta crawls, tag to Bill! Bill runs up, but Dax dodges again! Bill hits buckles then falls back! Dax crawls, hot tags to Cope and Jericho! Cope rallies on Jericho with shoulder tackle after shoulder tackle!
Cope whips, Jericho reverses, but Cope CLOBBERS him! Cope then gets around, COPE-A-SETIC! Cope BLASTS Moxley for good measure! Cope then aims at Jericho and the fans fire up! Jericho rises, Cope runs in, CODE BREAKER! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Cope and Jericho both crawl, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on Jericho with big haymakers! The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Jericho! Truth jumps in, Turbo scoops and SLAMS him onto Jericho! Keith runs in, but Truth scoops him to SLAM onto Jericho! Keith & Jericho are side-by-side, and Truth says, “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVAB*TCH!”
THey shake hands, and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Claudio storms in to DOUBLE LARIAT! Cash runs in, and he LARIATS Claudio up and out! Yuta wrenches Cash to the PAIN THRILLER! Dax bobs ‘n’ weaves ‘n’ DDTS! Moxley CUTTERS Dax! Cope hits a THESZ PRESS and rains down fast hands! Moxley gets up, so Cope LARIATS him up and out! Bill BOOTS Cope! Dax & Cash sneak in, SHATTER- NO, Bill JABS free! Bill runs, but INTO A SHATTER MACHINE!!! FTR then brawls with Yuta & Claudio! Moxley CLAWS Cope’s eyes! Moxley underhooks but Cope wrenches out! IMPALER DDT on the ramp!!
The fans fire up while Moxley flounders, clutching his jaw! Marina has the briefcase and storms in! The ref stops Marina, Cope aims at Moxley! Cope runs, but into a BOOTÂ from The Bastard, Pac!! Pac was the ace in the hole for The Death Riders! The fans boo but Pac talks smack on Cope. But wait, now Claudio & Yuta have come in from the back, and they have a blindfold bag! They put it on Cope, then drag Cope from ramp to floor! But CASH CANNONBALLS IN! FTR has caught up to them and the brawl is on again! Cope and Yuta brawl, the Death Riders and Rated FTR brawl their way into the crowd! The fans go wild as the action is now in their laps!
All that is left is Jericho and Turbo! Jericho runs to LIONSAULT, but he FLOPS as Turbo moves! The fans fire up as Jericho crawls, and he reaches out for his corner. But Turbo has no one! WAIT! Hobbs is finally making his way out here!! He said himself that even if he has to hobble, he’d be part of this match! Hot tags to Keith and Hobbs! The Powerhouse CLOBBERS the Bad Apple! And CLOBBERS Jericho! And back to Keith! Hobbs TOSSES Jericho, then sends Keith into him! DOUBLE SPLASH! Hobbs keeps moving, and he DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLES them down! The fans fire up with Hobbs, but here comes Bill!
The fans fire up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Bill and Hobbs step to each other, and the haymakers start flying! The fans continue to chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs gets the edge, but Bill choke grips! Hobbs pries the grip away! Bill UPPERCUTS! Bill runs, but Hobbs TOSSES him! Jericho is up top, and he AX HANDLES Hobbs down! But then Turbo is there to scoop! Truth runs in, TOTAL RECALL on Jericho! The ref reprimands and The Outrunners step out. Keith has the ROH World Championship! Keith runs up on Hobbs, but Hobbs blocks the cheap shot! The fans tell Keith he messed up! Hobbs LARIATS Keith down!
Hobbs brings the straps down and he says thumbs down! SPINEBUSTER for Keith! Cover, Hobbs wins for the team!
Winners: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR, by pinfall
The Learning Tree tried to earn the Death Riders’ trust, but they only angered The Powerhouse! Will The Book of Hobbs still find his way back to a championship story in the New Year? And what of Rated FTR? Are they still brawling with The Death Riders somewhere in Cincinnati? Will they be brawling all the way to Knoxville this Wednesday?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here, but with some obvious new examples of Tony Khan forgetting his own stories. The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions was a great Six Man Tag, and a great win for Cole, Roddy & Kyle now that they’re all back together, but I guess The Conglomeration meant nothing to anyone in the end. Secondly, Daniel Garcia making the save is fine and all, but why’re we pivoting away from how Garcia is friends with Private Party and should be helping them with The Hurt Syndicate? Not to mention, Shelton and Garcia still have beef from the C2 to settle, aka a TNT Championship match. Hurt Syndicate had a good promo, and it’s really hard to think Private Party retains the tag titles.
Back to Garcia, IÂ do appreciate we’re getting back to him teaming with Menard & Parker, and we’ll have a fun Six Man Tag for Homecoming, but I feel like Undisputed Kingdom wins again. We’ll probably get the Kingdom member who scores the fall challenging for the TNT Championship, so maybe like Kyle VS Garcia, but even that should be a one-off. If The Kingdom wants to be the “best trio” in AEW, that means they want the trios titles, and that means running afoul of The Death Riders, who already have Rated FTR after them. I suppose the easiest solution is just for Claudio, Yuta & Pac to defend against both teams in some kind of wild Trios match, but it’s hard to say if TK can sort out a mess like that.
There’s also the ROH World Six Man titles, but it doesn’t seem like The Von Erichs ever leave Texas. And All In: Texas is the big attraction for the Summer, so I can’t imagine “The Sons of Texas” losing in Texas… Well, that’s a problem to be solved later, we still got a good match from Dustin Rhodes tonight, but then that was about it. I was expecting someone from the ROH side to call him out for the tag titles, but nope. Gates of Agony had a very good promo to put a challenge of their own out there, and I suppose since they want the best possible, TK wasn’t going to short change them. Brody & Buddy having a match for Homecoming could help them introduce their new team name that is no longer House of Black related, given Malakai Black seems on his way out for real this time.
Speaking of, Julia had a very good match with Harley and got a very good win out of it. Julia still seems to be working the rust off but she can definitely find her way back to a title. If it’s Mercedes Mone still as TBS Champion, Julia isn’t winning. And even then, whoever beats Mone isn’t losing to Julia… Toni Storm had a good promo with Schiavone, especially the subtle way she stopped Schiavone from bringing up her past with Mariah. Whether this is a delusion or a deception, that will surely come to a head next week when Toni and Mariah meet face to face. I am really going to enjoy the moment Toni finally says, “How DARE you!” again.
Very good tag match of Murder Machines VS Top Flight, but of course Archer & Cage were going to win. They need their own momentum, for starters, and also they’re just massive. Depending on how the tag title match goes, I could see the Murder Machines going after Private Party, or even stepping to the Hurt Syndicate to make that the next phase of the Don Callis Family story. Ospreay had a good promo to bring up that feud, and I would think Ospreay’s chat with Omega next week is to make an alliance so that they can take on The Don Callis Family. Then as I said on Wednesday, we can get Ospreay & Omega VS Murder Machines first, then Ospreay & Omega VS Kyle & Konosuke after that.
Hangman VS Daniels was an awesome Texas Death Match, just a little bit short of the matches Hangman has had with Swerve. But even so, Daniels looked awesome, even with how he was bleeding and beat up. Hangman wins, of course, and he could go after just about anyone after this. And if this is Daniels’ sendoff as an in-ring competitor, what a way to go out, #ThankYouCD. Speaking of Swerve, he’s of course going to be hunting Ricochet, and the three weeks until Dynamite Atlanta will be some interesting ones. But I feel like they could’ve instead kayfabed that each week is meant to have Ricochet VS Swerve, Ricochet keeps ducking Swerve, and then TK takes an onscreen role to say enough is enough, Ricochet HAS to face Swerve in Atlanta, last warning.
Okada VS Ishii was a great match, and Okada sure hit all his usuals. Okada cheating to get the win is fitting of this Heel persona, but it’s hard to say where he’s going after this. Part of me wonders if Hobbs can step to him given how strong he’s getting to look lately. Good promo from Hobbs & Rated FTRunners, and I do commend Learning Tree for attacking after as a way of trying to win over The Death Riders. It didn’t work out, obviously, as Hobbs gets to look even stronger. Rated FTR and Death Riders brawling out of the building to take themselves out of the equation was smart, too, keeps them from being part of the math once Hobbs “heroically” goes out there and wins it for the Faces. Hobbs VS Okada would be an awesome match, and the promos oughta be fun, too.
My Score: 8.8/10
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