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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (11/4/23)

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In their return to AEW, La Faccion Ingobernable teams with Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood against Ricky Starks, “Big Bill” & The Gates of Agony!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS AR Fox; Swerve wins.
  • The Kingdom w/ Roderick Strong VS Braxton Nash & James McGregor; The Kingdom wins.
  • Darby Allin VS Lance Archer; Darby wins.
  • AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS Dalton Castle & The Boys; The Acclaimed win and retain the titles.
  • Six Man Tag: Kip Sabian & The Workhorsemen VS Mark Briscoe & ???; Briscoe, Dustin Rhodes & Keith Lee win.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Emi Sakura; Willow wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: FTR & La Faccion Ingobernable VS Ricky Starks, “Big Bill” Morrissey & The Gates of Agony; FTR & LFI win.

PLAY BY PLAY

FTR speaks.

Cash Wheeler says, “Tonight, we face a team full of champions, but tonight’s not about gold. Tonight’s about revenge. Ricky, Bill, we’re coming for you.” Dax Harwood adds, “And it’s commonplace to have to watch our backs now. Whether it’s Ricky & Bill, House of Black, Gates of Agony, or even you, LFI. Tonight’s a good night for a fight, see you in the main event. Top Guy, out.”

“Big Bill” & Ricky Stars speaks.

The Human Skyscraper says, “Ricky Starks, Gates of Agony, Big Bill going up against LFI and FTR. Or, no, FTR and LFI. LFR and FTI? Three letter acronyms, we never know what’s going on.” Absolute adds that they never know what’s going on, but here are three letters that you can live by: Kiss Our- Whoa, whoa how about try TNT.

 

Jake Roberts and Lance Archer speak.

The Snake says, “For God’s sake and your own, run for your life, Darby, because time is up for you.” The Murderhawk Monster says, “Everybody dies, Darby, everybody!

Darby Allin speaks.

“Lance Archer, you’ve won championships all around the world, but where has that guy been hiding? Everybody dies, huh? Well, you can kill me, but I’ll never die.”

 

The Mogul Embassy speaks.

Prince Nana does his dance as he says, “Saturday night’s alright for fighting, my friends.” Swerve Strickland says he and the Mogul Embassy have some unfinished business to- AR FOX ATTACKS! Fox is going to settle that score with Swerve now! And he RAMS Swerve into road cases, then kicks him through the curtains to gorilla position! Is the fight on this Saturday night going to be anything but alright for Swerve?

The intro video rolls, Fox beats Swerve down the ramp and throws down hands at ringside! Swerve gets up, goes to the ramp, reels Fox in, but Fox back drops Swerve! Swerve flounders off the ramp, tries to get backstage, but Fox FLIES off the stage to take Swerve down! The fans fire up and high-five Fox, and he CLUBS Swerve back towards ringside. Fox storms up, throws body shots, then he puts Swerve in. The bell rings and we begin!

Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS AR Fox!

Swerve runs up on Fox but Fox mule kicks his legs out! Swerve ends up on ropes, Fox runs and STRADDLE SLIDES! Fox lands on his feet, right in front of Nana! Nana wants Fox to take it easy, and Fox goes back to springboard, but he has to let off as Swerve bails out. Swerve smirks but then Fox runs and FLIES out onto him! Fans fire up as Swerve goes down right in front of the commentary desk! Fox puts Swerve back in, trips him and rains down fists! Swerve pushes Fox away, gets up, but Fox runs in to ELBOW! Fox snapmares and rolls to then CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Swerve is still in this and Nana coaches Swerve.

Fox drags Swerve up, Swerve throws body shots, then CHOPS! Swerve whips, Fox reverses but Swerve kicks! Fox ENZIGURIS! Fans rally, Swerve is in a corner and Fox runs in. Fox blocks Swerve’s boot to put him on the apron, but Swerve ELBOWS back! Swerve slingshots but Fox goes out! Swerve avoids the sweep, slips under, but Fox flips free of the bomb! Fox runs back up, Swerve hip tosses Fox into the apron! Fox writhes and Nana says, “How you like it now, you bum!? You were fired for a reason, you bum!” Swerve storms up on Fox, whips him hard into railing, and fans are torn are Swerve storms up on Fox.

Swerve drags Fox into the ring, drags him to the apron, and the Gates of Agony are here now. The ref has them stay back but Swerve fireman’s carries. Fox fights free with elbows! Then Fox fireman’s carries! Swerve throws hands and slips into the ring. Swerve and Fox trade hands with the ropes between them! Swerve body shots, but Fox blocks the buckle bump to hit back! Fox runs, but Swerve TOSSES him onto the top rope! Fox is stuck up there, Swerve climbs up and drags him up. They go to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

At least, they should be. The commercials are playing but the ring cameras aren’t live. There we go. Swerve stands on Fox’s head, the ref reprimands, and Swerve steps away. Fox sits up but Swerve stomps him down! Swerve drags Fox to the apron, drapes him out, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Swerve laughs, he drags Fox up and puts him in the ring, then climbs the corner. FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy, kneels on Fox for a cover, TWO! Fox sit sup, throws hands but Swerve avoids them to kick back! And kick again! Swerve clamps onto Fox to grind him down with an armlock and elbow in the face.

Fox endures, fans rally up, and Fox fights to his feet. Collision returns to single picture as Swerve throws Fox down. Swerve paces around Fox, kicks him around, but Fox glares up at Swerve. Swerve eggs him on, pie faces him, but Fox SLAPS him! swerve grins, runs up, but Fox avoids the dropkick! Fox goes Matrix to avoid the lariat, then he ENZIGURIS! Swerve denies the cutter, but then Fox puts him on the apron! Fox KICKS Swerve in the ropes, and then hits a DRAPING DDT! Roll and ANARCHY SUPELX! Fox keeps going, he goes up top, to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Swerve survives but Fox keeps his cool.

Fox drags Swerve up but Swerve CHOPS! Fox BOOTS! Swerve FLAPJACKS Fox onto ropes! Swerve goes up, but Fox trips him! Fox fires hands but Swerve BOOTS him! But Fox returns to ARABIAN PRESS FLY! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives but Fox stalks him. Fox drags Swerve up, but Swerve RAMS Fox into buckles! Swerve brings Fox around, half nelsons, but Fox elbows free! Fox rolls with Swerve, but Swerve hits a NECKBREAKER! HOUSE CALL!! Cover, TWO!! Fox survives and Swerve is furious! Swerve storms back over but Fox cradles, TWO! Fox goes Matrix again, but Swerve stops the Pele to atomic TOSS Fox into buckles!

Fox writhes, Swerve hauls him up, POWER POWERSLAM! Swerve goes up top, for the KILL STMOPS!!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

The fake out from bomb to slam set Fox up for the Killshot, but now the Gates are closing in. But here comes FTR! Just because their match is in the main event doesn’t mean they’ll let the Gates do what they want! FTR brawls with Kaun & Liona now! Fans fire up for FTR but this is still 3v2! But then Fox gets up, now it’s 3v3! And now Ricky & Bill show up! They turn things into 5v3! The AEW World Tag Team Champions mug Cash, CHOKE him, but wait! Here comes LFI! Rush, Vance & Dralistico are here, things are now 6v5 in favor of the ungovernable! Fans fire up as The Mogul Embassy and the AEW World Tag Team Champions are in retreat!

FTR offer handshakes to thank LFI for the help, but LFI just leave. These forces will still collide in the main event, but we see the House of Black watching from the upper deck. Will Malakai, Brody & Buddy pick the bones of whatever side survives tonight?

 

MJF speaks.

“Danny Garcia. Y’know, I’m honestly glad you called me out, because these days in All Elite Wrestling, a lot of old men talk in a young man’s body. This company was built upon young revolutionaries who wanted to make a change. I look forward to wrestling you for the AEW World Championship.” That match is set for this Wednesday Night Dynamite, but MJF wants to know: Is he getting Danny Garcia? Or is he getting a sports entertainer? The title is on the line, even with the physical belt still in Jay White’s possession! Will Dragonslayer become Demonslayer and take MJF’s place at Full Gear? Or will Garcia end up an appetizer?

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

After the main event last Wednesday, MJF sat down to sarcastically applaud and “congratulate” Jay White on pinning him. “It only took every single person in your entire stable to catch me off guard so you could hit me with your finisher! My God, Jay White, you’re so talented! You’re so talented! Y’know what I think, Jay White? I think you’ve been in this sport twice as long as me, and you are twice as stupid! Do you actually think you’re on my level because you pinned me?! Because you stole my belt!? You are a pretender! You’re an actor! I’M THE STAR! I make YOU famous!

“Go on Google Trends, dips*it, type in your name, then type in mine! And see what happens! You’re a straight line, I’m a pyramid! Because I’m at the tippy top of this sport! I’m at the pinnacle! You’re a nobody in my world! And at Full Gear, November 18th, I’m gonna prove that I’m better than you…! And you know it.”

Bullet Club Gold has a response.

Juice Robinson sings that Jay pinned MJF, and the Ass Boys join in. Austin Gunn then asks, “What’s our show? Collision? Dynamite? Rampage? Your mama’s kitchen? It doesn’t matter, you are the catalyst! You are the AEW World Champion!” Jay has them calm down so he can say some of his favorite words. “I- I? No, no, WE told you so!” They are the true elite around here! And who just pinned MJF? Oh, oh, Colten knows the answer! Then who was it that just pinned and beat, 1-2-3, the so-called longest reigning AEW World Champion? That was Jay White. Yeah, it was.

And who will do it again to successfully “defend” the AEW World Championship, the Bang Bang Belt, at Full Gear? Right again, it’ll be Jay White, the Switchblade! And with that, the Bang Bang Gang, the Collision Cowboys, have earned a little bit of a vacation. They’re gonna take a pause for the cause, have some orange juice. But they don’t just own Collision, they own Dynamite! They’ll be back on Dynamite for another “World Title Eliminator,” because this champion leads by example! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! White talks a lot of trash for being delusional, but will he face reality soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Kip Sabian.

Lexi Nair is with Mr. Superbad, and she says he is rather angry. Yeah, that’s one way to put it, Lexi. He is PISSED OFF! Surely you all saw last week on Rampage, but in the hometown of his wife, Penelope Ford, “a certain toothless tosspot decided to attack me unprovoked!” He’s talking about Mark Briscoe. But Kip says he’s got a hot take for you! The Workhorsemen are one of the most underrated tag teams in AEW. JD Drake & Anthony Henry step in as Kip tells Mark that if he can find two chums, they can scrap it out on Collision! When you’ve got The Workhorsemen and “The Sex Idol,” lads, tonight they become the #SexStallions!

JD & Henry dig that nickname. But will they regret playing a game of chicken with the Sussex County Chicken?

 

The Kingdom w/ Roderick Strong VS Braxton Nash & James McGregor!

While making their entrance, Roddy #NeckStrong shouts at “DASHA~! DASHAAA~!” He has them all cut the music and stop so they can listen to him. “You people do NOT take neck health seriously. And more importantly, you don’t take us seriously! Well I won’t stand for that!” Mike & Matt tell him it’s okay, he doesn’t have to, he can stay seated in his wheelchair. Roddy continues to say that they’re gonna show the fans here tonight, and they’re gonna show his best friend, Adam Cole, that neck health is serious, and so are they! “Get ’em!” Taven & Bennett rush the ring to fire off hands! The bell rings and this is on record!

Taven backs Braxton down, Mike has the other guy. Then they set Braxton up for a SPINEBUSTER and JUST THE TIP of the knee! Then The Kingdom runs up, they SMASH and LEG LARIAT McGregor! The Kingdom talk trash, mug McGregor and haul him up to a fireman’s carry. Taven BLASTS Braxton back off the apron, and Mike hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Braxton is sent into steel steps! Taven tags in, climbs up, and Mike reels McGregor in. MIND KILLER PILEDRIVER!! Cover, The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Kingdom, by pinfall

The Kingdom shout “NECK STRONG!” Roddy then gets in to STRONG KNEE Braxton down! But then his neck bothers him again? Adrenaline is strong, but this still smells fishy. Will these three ever be taken seriously?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Briscoe.

Lexi brings up Kip’s challenge to face him and the Workhorsemen in a Trios match. Has Mark found partners? Mark wants to explain something, but in step FTR. They all say hey, and FTR says they can totally pull double duty. They’ll team with Mark and then still be in the main event. Mark says he appreciates that, but he can’t let them do that. Listen, they have important business of their own, and Mark already had a couple fellas in mind. They can all handle business, holler at you after the show. FTR is good with that and they head back out. Lexi asks if we can get a scoop on just who Mark’s partners are going to be?

Sorry, Lexi, but Mark will not divulge that information. However, don’t miss it! The Sussex County Chicken is back, baby! But then just who is Mark going to ask to #ManUp and take on those “Sex Stallions?”

 

Darby Allin VS Lance Archer w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts!

The Relentless One wants to go Rated R with Adam “Edge” Copeland and Sting at Full Gear, but he has to make it through the Murderhawk Monster first. Will Darby find away around dying by Archer’s hands? Or will Sting & Edge need a new partner after tonight?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Archer powers Darby back, puts him on the top rope, then pats him on the head as he lets off. Fans boo but Darby snarls. Darby hops down, circles with Archer, and they tie up. Archer SWINGS Darby before he SLAMS him down! Archer drags Darby up but Darby fires forearms! Darby bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off more shots, then dodges to dropkick the legs out! Darby CLUBS away but Archer choke grips. Darby ROCKS Archer, runs, but Archer goes the other way to DERAILER! Darby flops out of the ring but Archer pursues. Archer storms in and drags Darby up. Fans rally but Archer hits a SHOULDER BREAKER!

Archer soaks up the heat, drags Darby back up, and he goes to a corner. Archer climbs up, and gives us some Old School! But Darby trips Archer up! Archer tumbles to the outside, and Darby DIVES! Direct hit and both men go down at the ramp! Darby rises, he runs up to clamp on a SLEEPER, but Archer just THROWS Darby down! Archer is mad now, and he hauls Darby up! Archer suplexes to TOSS Darby back down the ramp! Darby writhes and Archer smiles as Collision goes picture in picture.

Archer stalks Darby and and looms over him. Archer puts Darby in the ring, throws Darby’s skateboard aside, then gets in the ring. Archer soaks up more heat, and he stalks Darby to a corner. Archer SMOTHERS Darby with both hands, but lets off as the ref counts. Archer drags Darby up, but Darby kicks low! And again! And again! But Archer short arm LARIATS in return! Archer paces around, talks some trash, and then he drags Darby up to put him in a corner while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Archer puts Darby up top. Archer ROCKS Darby, then goes for the reverse crucifix. But Darby throws down elbows! Darby hops on for a SLEEPER! Archer pries the hold open, pops Darby up, but Darby flails free! Darby BOOTS Archer away, then dodges him! Archer hits buckles, Darby goes up! Archer runs to STEP-UP KNEE! Darby wobbles up top, and Archer grins. Archer inverted crucifix lifts, but Darby slips free again, THROWBACK STUNNER! And then a cover, TWO! Archer is still in this but so is Darby as he fires off forearms! Darby BITES Archer, runs, COFFIN- NO, Archer catches him! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Darby flounders to the apron and Archer storms over. Fans rally up for Darby but Archer drags him up and bends him back against the ropes. Archer then drags Darby in to TOSS him into the corner! Choke grip and CHOKE SLAM! But Archer isn’t done, he drags Darby back up, to APRON CHOKE SLAM!! Darby flops to the floor and even The Snake is stunned! The ring count climbs, it hits 5 of 10, and The Snake has Darby’s skateboard! The ref knows better and he EJECTS Jake Roberts! The Snake is furious, but he still leaves. Archer gets in the ref’s face but Darby crawls back into the ring.

Archer storms over, he watches Darby drag himself up, and then DECKS him! Archer seethes and he drags Darby back up. Archer puts Darby in the corner, fans rally, and Archer puts Darby up top. Archer climbs, choke grips again, but Darby bends the fingers back, to then BITE the hand! And he claws Archer’s eyes, and pulls hair to dribble Archer off buckles! Darby CLAWS Archer’s back! Darby hops up but Archer holds ropes! Darby fights through, to SUPER CODE RED!! Cover, Darby wins!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

Archer is back up but it’s a little too late! He’s furious and then The Snake storms back out and says that ain’t how this is gonna go! Darby may be the golden goose, but this egg’s gonna get cracked and scrambled! Get used to it! You think Jake came to this fight with only one piece of artillery? No! He will introduce us to the newest piece. You may’ve seen them on the streets at one time. C’mon out. It’s THE RIGTHEOUS?! Since when did The Snake strike a deal with Dutch & Vincent? Jake says they’re strange, you might call ’em misfits. But one thing is for sure, they know how to get things done. So Darby, get ready to go to hell!

Vincent says revenge is forever. And it’s showtime. Dig what he’s saying? Archer reels Darby in for the scoop and BLACKOUT BOMB!! Fans boo as Jake, Vincent & Dutch set Darby up for destruction! Will this snake lead The Righteous and his monster to the golden land?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Skye Blue.

Lexi stands with these three friends, and notes Willow’s big match with Emi Sakura tonight. But what this is about is Kris and Willow both wanting time to talk to Skye. Kris says yes, the just wanted to say Skye had them going for a second. They didn’t know if Skye was gonna choose Julia Hart or them, but she showed up, showed out, and did the right thing. So thank you for that. Skye says first, Kris doesn’t need to thank Skye, she didn’t do it for Kris. She did it for Willow, and Skye always has Willow’s back. Skye also wishes Willow luck tonight. Thanks! Kris says she has their backs, too! Willow says yeah, they’re all friends!

While Skye didn’t join the dark side, it seems something is still brewing between her and the TBS Champion. Can Willow keep the trio together? Or is what Blue after not the House of Black, but the gold?

 

Backstage interview with Alex Abrahantes.

Lexi is now with The Hype Man and says last night on Rampage, Penta El Zero Miedo got a huge win in that Triple Threat. What is next for him? Alex says last night, Penta, Komander and El Hijo Del Vikingo tore down the house! They showed the world that lucha is life! But laughing as they walk in, it’s Swerve and Nana. Swerve asks why they’re talking about Friday when it’s Saturday. Did you not see what he just did to Fox? Got a win again! Alex says yeah, they can talk about what Swerve did. How about a couple weeks ago, when Swerve violated the sanctity of Hangman Adam Page’s home?

If there’s one thing Penta loves more than lucha, it’s familia. So how about Wednesday on Dynamite, Penta beats some respect into Swerve? Swerve says sounds like a plan. Back in the day, they both used to wear masks. Swerve looks forward to finally seeing what’s under Penta’s. See you Wednesday. Before Swerve and Nana leave, Alex tells them that while Penta has Cero Miedo, Swerve has one thing to fear: Penta himself. Swerve clicks his tongue and can’t believe Alex is serious. But will we see Penta tear down whose house?

 

The Acclaimed is here!

And Max Caster gets started on another track! “Acclaimed in the house, we make the city vibrate! Throw your hands up because it’s 69 Day! Wichita, we all in proper. We like to scissor and you like the Shockers! We don’t need to tiptoe, we beat every team on this yellow brick road! 69 days, we on top of the game. In Wichita, everybody loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens gets the mic to say, “OH WICHITAAA~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does! Fans cheer as the trio gets in the ring, and Billy Gunn has the mic. “How the hell are ya? So it seems everybody in here is ready to have a little fun, I guess, right?” Fans cheer that!

From this guy who wants Billy to be his daddy, to this young lady who says it is her first time. Probably a lie but that’s okay. But these signs are awesome! Y’all ready to get it on? The fans cheer and Billy says time to do what they’re here for. For the thousands in attendance, and for the millions (AND MILLIONS!) watching at home… They have been trios champs for SIXTY-NINE DAYS!! The streamers fly and fans chant “69! 69!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “How we feel, Wichita?” The fans cheer again, and Bowens says this is a very, very special day. Like they said, it’s been 69 days of The Acclaimed, and they’re fired the hell up!

So… Bowens wanted to introduce a little surprise. Billy says he likes surprises! And that surprise is for Bowens’ good friend, Max Caster. Caster had a good week this week, sot hey got him a very special gift in honor of National 69 Day. Roll the clip! MJF did a video for Caster?! MJF can’t believe this is happening, either. But Bowens & Billy asked and to be honest, MJF’s initial instinct was to say no. But for the first time in the nine years MJF has known Caster, Caster has earned MJF’s respect. When Caster took that bullet for MJF on Dynamite, that was pretty cool. And MJF’s friend, Adam Cole, told him that it’s okay to have more than one friend.

At first, MJF thought that was “heresy.” But y’know, Caster’s starting to grow on MJF. Like a fungus, but still. Now, MJF isn’t saying he loves The Acclaimed like everyone else, but what he is saying is… He is kinda starting to like The Acclaimed. So Happy 69 Day. Yay scissoring…? Caster is so fired up! He thanks Bowens & Billy for it! It means a lot to him, as does this holiday. It is a culmination of all their hard work at the top of the AEW Trios Division. Fans cheer that! And that hard work is symbolized by this trophy sitting on the announce desk. And as much as that trophy belongs to them, it doesn’t happen without the people.

And since they are The People’s Choice and The People’s Voice, this trophy goes out to all the fans around the world, and especially to those live in Wichita, Kansas. Fans cheer again and Billy fetches the trophy with the wrestlers and the number 69 on it. Caster says without the people, The Acclaimed would’ve never gotten to 69, and they’ll get to 69 again and again and again and again and again- Bowens stops Caster as he starts looping. “DAMMIT, MAX! Stop being a gooner.” Sorry… But in closing, Bowens wants Wichita to wrap this up… Wait, they don’t want it to end? Billy says he wants to know just how he’s gonna 69 everyone here. Isn’t that what daddies do?

Okay, sorry, he’s having too much fun. But Bowens says their time is almost up, so Kansas, thank you so much! The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Bowens thanks them again for singing along, and for showing everyone that- “BOYS!!” WHAT!? Wait, Dalton Castle is here, bringing Brandon & Brent with him! The Acclaimed are surprised as Castle joins them in the ring. The Boys help Castle with his jumpsuit, they fan him off, but he has them cease! Fans fire up for Castle, and wait! The Boys grab the 69 trophy? They hand it to Castle? Wichita says, “That’s Not Yours! That’s Not Yours!” But Castle does seem to admire it.

Castle smirks as he starts to leave with the trophy. Or no, is he gonna smash it?! HE SMASHES IT! The Acclaimed attack and toss the Boys out! Billy brawls with Castle, and then SMACKS him off railing! But Castle RAMS Billy in return! The Acclaimed mug the Tate Twins, a ref rushes out to try and stop this, but instead, it’s a match! And Tony Khan sends word to make it for the titles!!

AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS Dalton Castle & The Boys!

Castle KNEES Caster in the corner! Caster falls, Billy runs in, but Castle ducks ‘n’ dodges, only to leap into Billy’s arms! Billy carries Castle to FALL AWAY SLAM! Fans fire up as Castle flounders out of the ring. The Boys run in, Billy dodges but runs into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! The Boys then hurry to grab a pinata!? Was that meant for 69 Day? Caster dodges, CHOPS Castle, and Bowens grabs the pinata! Bowens passes it to Caster, he catches it, and then Bowens DOUBLE LARIATS the Boys! PINATA SHOT on Castle! Bowens says rip that thing open! Castle rips it open, and it’s new merch! Free merch for the fans!

Collision goes picture in picture as the merch is all handed out. Then the champs coordinate, to GROUP SCISSOR~! But Castle & The Boys return to attack! They beat The Acclaimed down, Castle bumps Caster off buckles, but Caster returns the favor! Caster stomps a mudhole in, then whips Castle to the other corner. Caster runs in, Castle dodges, but then Castle runs in and Caster dodges! They dodge, dodge, and dodge again! Castle stops the loop, but Caster ELBOWS him away! Caster swings, into a waistlock and SLAM! Castle then knees Caster down! Tag to Brent, and he tags Brandon. They whip Caster to a corner, to then send Castle in for a SPLASH!

Castle feeds Caster to DOUBLE LARIATS from The Boys, then sends him back in for DOUBLE ELBOWS! Cover, TWO! Caster is still in this but Castle tags back in. Castle rear bearhugs Caster, grinds him down, but fans rally up. Castle SLAMS Caster, and he grabs one last Happy 69 Day card. He tries to rip it, but the cardstock is so strong! Castle just stomps Caster and SPLASHES down! And then runs to squat and… SPALSH again! Cover, TWO! Castle drags Caster up, but Caster throws body shots! Caster ROCKS Castle again and again, has him in a corner and he fires off more shots. Caster whips but Castle reverses and LARIATS!

Tag to Brent and tag back to Brandon, the Boys drag Caster up. They double wrench, DOUBLE SOLE FOOD, and DOUBLE ENZIGURI! The Boys BLAST Bowens but Billy storms up. The ref backs Billy up, Castle runs in and The Boys slide to anchor Billy on the apron. Castle BLASTS Daddy Ass! Castle storms around, but Caster hot tags Bowens! Bowens fires off on the Boys! ROLLING ELBOW for Brent, Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK for Brandon! Castle storms back in but Bowens dodges to SOBAT, FRONT KICK, and KOTARO KRUSHER! Fans fire up with Bowens, and he tags in Billy!

Billy and Bowens get Brandon up, scoop and SLAM, into SCISSOR ME TIMBER! Brent is up, Billy kicks him and tells him, “SUCK IT!” FAMOUSER! Then the ARRIVAL, to the MIC DROP! Cover, Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

And now they get to day 70! The fightingest trios champions keep on fighting, will they make it to multiples of 69 at this rate?

 

Backstage interview with Andrade El Idolo.

Lexi is with the Face of Latino Wrestling, and she knows he keeps his cards close to his vest, but given LFI is in the main event with FTR tonight, has he put any more thought into CJ Perry’s offer? Andrade says he already said last week, this is his business and nobody else’s. But… Next week, Andrade will give his answer to CJ face to face. Okay? Andrade leaves, what will his answer be? And will The Redeemer have something to say about it?

 

Six Man Tag: Kip Sabian & The Workhorsemen VS Mark Briscoe & ???

These “Sex Stallions” put the challenge forward and the Sussex County Chicken said bet! But then, just who is joining him in this fight? First up is The Natural, Dustin Rhodes! And then… LIMITLESS KEITH LEE! This trio is now #NaturallyLimitless, will they have no problem reaching for the sky?

The trios sort out but the Workhorsemen attack! Kip goes after Mark while JD & Henry are after Dustin & Keith! Kip whips corner to corner to then GAMANGIRI! And then CANNONBALL! Kip mocks Mark, drags him up and reels him in, but Mark back drops free! JD tags in, he tags Henry, but Mark dodges to fire off CHOP after CHOP! Mark whips but Henry reverses, only for Mark to reverse and ROCK Henry! Mark whips again, Henry reverses but Mark uses that to BOOT JD in the corner! Henry runs up to SOBAT, then he whips, but Mark uses that to BOOT Kip! Mark CHOPS Henry, struts, and then dodges JD to send him out!

Mark clinches Henry to URE- NO, Henry arm-drags! Henry then puts Mark on the apron and PELES! JD is there to rebound and HAYMAKER! Kip ARABIAN PRESSES to take Mark down! JD puts Mark back in, Henry DIVING STOMP! Cover, TWO! Henry snarls, drags Mark up and whips him to the corner, forearm smash! Tag to JD, he CLOBBERS Mark, Henry NECK TWISTS and JD slingshot SENTONS! JD fires up but Kip tags in! Kip covers, TWO! Fans rally but Kip mocks Mark. Kip drags Mark up to suplex, slingshots, but Mark cradles! TWO, and Kip CLOBBERS Mark! Kip drags Mark up and bumps him off buckles.

Tag to JD, he CHOPS Mark! Fans boo but JD brings Mark up. Mark CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Mark ROCKS Henry, but JD RAMS him, then SPLASHES in the corner! Henry tags in, JD sends him to METEORA Mark! JD CANNONBALLS! Henry drags Mark up, Kip tags in and wants to finish this himself. Kip reels Mark in, underhooks the arms, but Mark wrenches out! Mark clinches to EXPLODER! Kip flounders, Henry runs in to keep Mark back! Mark hits him with an EXPLODER! Hot tag to Dustin! Dustin rallies ON JD! Kick and RHODSE UPPERCUT! And the POWERSLAM! Kip runs in, but Dustin dodges to DESTROYER!

Mark goes up and he MOONSAULTS The Workhorsemen! Dustin tags in Keith and fans fire up! Keith pops Henry up, and SWINGS him into Kip! Then POWERBOMBS him onto Kip! Tag back to Mark and he aims at Kip, FROGGY BOW! Cover, Dem Naturally Limitless Boys win!

Winners: Mark Briscoe, Dustin Rhodes & Keith Lee win, by pinfall

The Sex Stallions got beat in this race, and Mark says they can’t be stopped! Will all three men reach for the sky and grab some gold while they’re at it?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Briscoe.

Lexi congratulates him on the big win he just got, his first match back in AEW. Mark says he’s feeling good, feeling real good! He said the first time he talked to Lexi, he said he smells gold in them there hills. And he has been watching on his 70 inch plasma screen and he has seen a man, an imposter! Jay White walks around with gold that don’t belong to him! Mark’s whooped Jay’s ass multiple times in tag team action, so what say they do this Wednesday Night Dynamite, 1v1! Put the shot at the title on the line! Don’t be scared, boy, he’s coming for you! Mark is ready to take a bite out of White, but will he instead Breathe with the Switchblade?

 

Willow Nightingale VS Emi Sakura!

The Babe with the Power is also the 2023 Queen of Harts, but she owes the Queen of Joshi a little something from their match earlier this year. Will Willow use her big smile and big power to bring down the living legend?

The bell rings, Emi rushes in and they RAM shoulders! And again! And again! And again! And again and again and again! Fans fire up and Emi Mongolian Chops! Emi runs, RAMS Willow but Willow comes back to run Emi over! Fans cheer, things speed up, but Willow rolls over the dropdown to then pose and smile. Emi laughs that off, but Willow avoids her elbow drop. Willow runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Emi grits her teeth, but Willow drags her up! Scoop and SLAM! Willow fires up, fans are with her, and Willow runs in at the corner. Willow back body blocks! Willow whips corner to corner, runs in, and back body blocks again!

Willow hoots and fans fire up as Willow whips again. Emi reverses, runs in, but Willow slips out. Emi stops herself, to SLAP Willow! And then she just SHOUTS in Willow’s face! Emi runs, and BODY CHECKS Willow off the apron! Emi “sips tea,” then goes out to run in, CROSSBODY against the steel steps! Emi laughs while Willow sputters, and Emi kicks Willow around. Emi puts Willow in, fans rally up for Willow but Emi storms up to whip. Willow cartwheels and BOOTS, then reels Emi in! Emi fights free, claws the eyes, and Willow goes to a corner. Emi bumps Willow off buckles, then CHOPS! Fans “WOO~” while Willow sputters.

Emi CHOPS again, then runs corner to corner, BODY CHECK! Willow falls over, but Emi pushes her to a cover, ONE!! Willow is still in this as Collision goes picture in picture.

Emi drags Willow by her hair but the ref reprimands. Emi lets off with one hand, but then stomps Willow down. Willow goes to a corner, Emi is on her, and CHOKES her against ropes! The ref counts, Emi lets off, and Willow stands back up. Emi says she’s Her Highness, then CHOPS! Willow CHOPS back! And CHOSP! And CHOPS! Willow fires off forearms, but Emi claws her eyes! The ref reprimands but Willow stumbles to ropes. Emi drags Willow around, hooks up the legs, and she stands on them just so Willow suffers. Emi then pulls hair, only for Willow to power out! Emi hurries to DROPKICK Willow down!

Willow goes to ropes but Emi stands on her. The ref reprimands, Emi lets off, but Willow stands. Emi taunts Willow, but Willow throws body shots! Emi SLAPS Willow, Willow throws more shots, but Emi just slaps again. Emi taunts Willow, but Willow fires off forearms as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Emi has Willow in a dragon sleeper! Willow fights up, fires elbows, but then Emi baits her into dump her out! Emi goes out to whip Willow into the apron! And the railing! And repeat! Emi CHOPS, laughs, but Willow scowls. Willow spins Emi to fireman’s carry, and she DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS to the floor! Fans fire up and Willow puts Emi in. Willow goes up the corner, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Emi stays in this but Willow keeps cool. Willow reels Emi but Emi fights the gut wrench to a drop toehold cover! TWO, but Emi hurries to get an arm! La Magsitrol, but Willow blocks! TWO!!

Willow reels Emi in but Emi spins it to a TWISTING NECKBREAKER! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Fans rally, both women rise, and Emi CHOPS! Willow fires a forearm! They go CHOP for CHOP, then Willow fires a flurry of forearms! Emi claws Willow’s eyes again! Emi whips, Willow reverses but Emi reverses back to back elbow! CHOP LARIAT COMBO! Fans fire up, and Emi runs in from the corner, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO!! Emi survives but Willow brings down the straps! Fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

The sequel outdid the original, and Willow is on top again! Will she use this momentum to get back to title opportunities?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Lexi is with the ROH World Television Champion and congratulates him on officially becoming the longest reigning ROH World TV Champion ever. Now, last week, he offered his help to MJF, has he received any kind of response? Joe thanks Lexi for the accolades, certainly deserved. But no, he has not heard from MJF. MJF needs to come to the realization that he needs Joe making moves on his behalf. MJF needs to realize he needs someone to watch his back properly. And until he realizes that man is Joe, MJF will endure pain week after week. As for Joe’s reign as ROH World TV Champion, it’s been great, it’s been fruitful, and he’s beaten everyone put in front of him.

But then in walks Keith Lee! “Mr. Joe. Mighty orgulous (haughty/arrogant) of you, but you’ve not beaten everyone.” Joe says they can remedy that this Wednesday. Keith says count him in. The Limitless One takes on the One True King of Wrestling, will that record setting reign soon be ended? Or will Joe find Keith Lee actually does have limits?

 

8 Man Tag: FTR & La Faccion Ingobernable VS Ricky Starks, “Big Bill” Morrissey & The Gates of Agony!

Cash & Dax weren’t sure if they could trust Rush & Preston Vance before tonight, and after that huge brawl earlier tonight, it’s hard to say if they still can. But either they stand together or they fall apart, will the Top Guys and the Ungovernable decide to fight their common enemies rather than make enemies out of each other? Or will it matter when up against the Absolute Tag Team Champions and the Mogul Embassy’s monsters?

The teams sort out and Perro Peligroso starts against Big Bill. Vance is big but well, Bill is BIG. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and then break. They go again, Vance waistlocks, but Bill elbows free. Bill UPPERCUTS Vance, whips him corner to corner, but Vance goes up, only to get caught! Vance slips free, fires off forearm after forearm, then CHOP after CHOP! The ref backs Vance down, but he comes back for more! Vance CLUBS away from the second rope, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Fans are mixed but Vance whips. Bill reverses to then SPLASH in the corner! Bill runs but Vance follows to clothesline! Bill doesn’t flinch?!

Bill shoves Vance, eggs him on, then backs off, to DECK Vance with a sucker punch! Bill drags Vance up to tag in Bishop Kaun, and Kaun CHOSP! Kaun snap suplexes Vance, but Vance avoids the senton! Tag to Cash and Cash wrenches Kaun. And wrench again, but Kaun ROCKS him for it! Kaun ELBOWS Cash in a corner, fires off haymakers, and then swings again. Cash blocks to JAB and JAB and JAB, but Kaun knees low! Kaun whips Cash, Cash goes up and over and keeps moving. Cash slips free of the back drop to shove Kaun but Kaun leaps over. Cash RAMS Kaun in the ropes!

Tag to Dax, FTR double whips to drop toehold and elbow drop! Cover, ONE!! Kaun is hanging tough but Dax drags him up to whip. Kaun reverses and elbows Dax down! Kaun SENTONS, then he tags Toa Liona. Liona HEADBUTTS Dax, whips him to ropes, but Dax SMACKS Liona off the amt! Liona stands up!? And he scoops Dax to SLAM him! And FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Liona drags Dax up, whips, but Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges and slides to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Fans “WOO~” but Liona shoves, so Dax SHOTGUNS! But Liona returns, only for Dax to dodge the senton! Dax hauls Liona up but Liona LARIATS!

Nana cheers his guys on, and Liona brings Dax up to tag in Starks. Fans are torn but Starks and Liona mug Dax. Starks fires off hands in a corner, the ref counts, but Starks knees low. Starks soaks up the heat, but Dax CHOPS! And DECKS Starks! Dax gets the legs, steps through, but Starks scrambles to the ropes! The ref counts, Dax YANKS Starks away! Tag to Rush and fans fire up! El Toro Blanco wrenches and body shots Starks! And again! And then he DECKS Starks! Rush pushes Starks out, pursues, and RAMS Starks into railing! Fans fire up as Rush keeps going and he sends Starks into more railing! And then more railings! And then back to the ring!

Fans fire up with Rush, he storms up to stomp away! Rush pumps up and mocks Starks’ pose! Then he scuffs Starks while Collision goes picture in picture.

Rush drags Starks around, and Jose distracts the ref while Rush gets the green cables! Rush LASHES Starks, but Bill runs in to CLOBBER him! Then all hell breaks loose as everyone brawls! The chaos spills out of the ring, with LFI mugging Bill in the ring! They TOSS Bill, FTR takes care of the Gates, and then Rush RAMS Starks into more railing! Cash CHOPS Kaun, Bill CLUBS Vance, Rush CHOKES Starks, Liona CLUBS Cash, and Cash even helps Rush use the green cable to wrangle Starks. The ref reprimands everyone and the teams sort back out. Rush drags Starks up to wrench and he tags in Dax.

Dax and Rush mug Starks, and then Dax bumps Starks off buckles. Dax drags Starks up, whips him hard into buckles, and then Dax runs in, only for Starks to POST him! Dax flops to the outside, Starks tags Bill, and Starks drags Dax into the ring to SLAM him! Bill keeps Dax from his corner, and stomps him around. Bill drops a BIG elbow! And then another! Dax writhes, Bill shakes his arm out to drop a third BIG elbow! Tag to Liona and they mug Dax. Collision returns to single picture as Liona HEADBUTTS Dax! Liona CHOKES Dax, the ref counts, and Liona lets off, only for Nana to get his shots in!

Fans rally for FTR but Liona tags Kaun. The Gates fire each other up, and Kaun whips Linoa in to SPLASH! Feed to a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Tag to Starks and he brings Dax to a corner. Starks goes up, and he gives us some Absolute Old School! AX HANDLE, then a STRADDLE ATTACK on the ropes! Then a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP on the apron! Cover, TWO! Tag to Bill and they mug Dax. Bill drags Dax up, scoops and SLAMS him, and Starks hops on commentary to say they’re not doing good enough of a job. Starks gives a shoutout to his boy, Big Bill, and he scoop SLAMS Dax! Starks says it feels like he’s known Bill forever but it’s only been a couple months.

Bill goes to the corner, he hops up, and he MACHO ELBOWS BUT FLOPS as Dax moves! Bill tags Starks back in, but Dax hot tags Rush! Rush HEADBUTTS Starks, dodges Kaun to BLAST Liona, and he JUMP KNEES Kaun! Rush stomps away on Starks! Fans fire up as Rush goes corner to corner, to jump and BOOT! Then tranquilo! Fans fire up, Starks runs in, but into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Rush growls but the fans rally up. Rush drags Starks up, throws body shots, then he reels Starks in. Rush suplexes, Starks slips free and kicks low! Starks reels Rush in, but Vance runs up to DECK Starks!

LFI stomps away on Starks, then they drag Starks up to double whip. They double hip toss, for a DOUBLE SLAM! Cover, Liona breaks it! Vance ROCKS and CHOPS Liona but Liona HEADBUTTS back! Liona reels Vance in to shove and SAMOAN DROP! Vance goes to the corner, Liona run sin but Vance ducks! Liona hits buckles and falls out of the ring! Bill gets in. Vance ROCKS him first! Vance spins, into Bill’s SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM! Fans fire up for that, but Dax is back! Tag to Cash, but Big Bill fights off the Big Rig! Bill has both FTR but they DOUBLE HAYMAKER! But Bill DOUBLE LARIATS them back!

Rush is back and he leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! Down goes Bill! Kaun kicks Rush, fireman’s carries, but Rush slips free, shoves and SNAP GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans fire up, Rush takes aim, runs in, Starks SPEARS Rush first!! Both men are down, “This is Awesome!” Starks crawls, hot tag to Kaun! Starks and Kaun mug Rush, they suplex, but Cash makes the save! Starks ROCKS Cash and Kaun fireman’s carries, GUTBUSTER DROP! Starks TOSSES Cash, then drags Rush up. Starks and Kaun double whip but Rush slips around! Rush and Kaun switch waistlocks, Starks’ SUPERKICK hits Kaun! An Absolute mistake!

Starks swings on Rush but Rush dodges to then DISCUS HAYMAKER!! Starks falls out of the ring and fans fire up! Hot tag to Dax the Ax, and he CHOPS away on Kaun! Kauns wings, misses, and Dax CHOPS again! Rush snipes the tag, and joins in on SHATTER MACHINE?!?! Fans are thunderous again, but then Cash figures what the hell, and he DIVES onto Kaun like he’s the luchador! Rush aims at Kaun, fans are fired up for it, and Rush runs in, BULL’S HORNS!! FTR is on defense as Rush covers, FTR & LFI win!!

Winners: FTR & La Faccion Ingobernable, by pinfall

But just as FTR wants to celebrate with these guys, LFI bails and celebrates on their own. Rush pinned an ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champion, will he and his amigos come for those titles? And what of the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Wait, the lights go down! From the tron, Malakai Black says that with their best friend gone, the only people that truly seem to care about FTR now are… Well, the House of Black. Brody King says they are two men obsessed with being champions. “Let the House show you that your legacy is worth so much more than your weight in gold.”

“And if you don’t believe us,” Buddy Matthews says, “then we’ll beat it into you.” The House of Black steps into the shadows, only to appear in person in the ring!! And they mug FTR 3v2! Fans are torn as Brody & Malakai dig their boots into Cash & Dax! But wait! Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta are here! They rush in, Yuta has a chair to JAM Brody with! Claudio fires off with Malakai as Yuta SMACKS Brody! Brody bails out, Claudio gets Malakai’s legs! Malakai kicks away and the House is on the run! The Blackpool Combat Club still wants their revenge for before, will they be the ones watching FTR’s backs now?


My Thoughts:

A very good Collision, though a good amount of this was just kinda for the hell of it. Willow VS Emi was a great match that was oddly on the card just so we could have another promo of Willow, Kris and Skye. Seems Skye thinks of Willow as more of a friend than she does Kris, and I would think that means we get Kris VS Skye for the TBS Championship at some point. The Kingdom squash jobbers to stay active, and all their #NeckStrong antics were funny, but that was about it. And at first, Mark Briscoe getting Keith Lee & Dustin Rhodes as teammates seemed random just so they could have that Six Man Tag, but we did get Keith to challenge Samoa Joe for his title and Mark Briscoe called out Jay White so that was cool.

MJF had some fun promos tonight. MJF responding to Garcia’s challenge is great, and that’s going to be a great title match. MJF basically doing a Cameo video for Caster was a great addition to the 69 Day celebration, and MJF’s promo to call out Jay White was great, as was Bullet Club Gold’s response. Pretty sure MJF retains against Garcia, and pretty sure White keeps his Full Gear spot from Mark. Speaking of promos, while I don’t always like those show opener promos, using them to segue right into Fox VS Swerve was amazing. Great match from Fox VS Swerve, too, and of course Swerve wins to have momentum going against Hangman. Swerve’s promo with Alex was good stuff, and Swerve VS Penta is going to be awesome.

Darby VS Archer was great stuff, and great win for Darby. And then what a twist, this wasn’t giving Christian and Edge an appearance on Collision, this was so The Righteous could join up with Jake The Snake. So I guess Stu Grayson really is just out, even though it was such a big deal in ROH that Stu was with The Righteous and was getting Dark Order to go Heel. Whatever. But with Jake the Snake and Archer allied with them, Vincent & Dutch might actually get somewhere now.

And apparently, Tony Khan put off the story of Joe VS Castle for so long, he decided to turn Castle & The Boys Heel against The Acclaimed for a surprise Trios title match. The 69 Day celebration being ruined by the trophy being smashed was pretty surprising, I just thought Castle was going to ask for the title match without doing something like that. Still a really good match, and of course The Acclaimed win and retain. And then great 8 Man Tag, great win for FTR & LFI, and I would think LFI VS Mogul Embassy for the ROH World Six Man titles is the thing.

And now we’re apparently back to the BCC helping FTR against The House of Black. Moxley is healthy to compete, he was in Japan today for NJPW’s Power Struggle, so he just needs to come back and join Claudio, Yuta & FTR in some kind of 5v5, should Starks & Bill still join in. Or we just do FTR VS Starks & Bill for the tag titles, and then House of Black VS BCC in a trios match. Hard to say since Tony Khan doesn’t seem to know what he’ll do next, either.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/15/25)

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
  • Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?

The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.

Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.

Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.

Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!

Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!

Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!

The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!

Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?

 

MVP speaks.

“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”

Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!

Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?

 

“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”

What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.

But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?

 

AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”

That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.

“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!

The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?

The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.

Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!

MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!

Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!

The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!

Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!

Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!

Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall

MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?

 

Jeff Jarrett is here!

Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”

Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”

The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning  MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”

The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.

“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.

The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.

But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.

And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.

And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!

MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?

MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!

Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?

 

Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!

Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?

Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.

Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!

The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!

The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!

Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!

Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!

Winner: Hook, by disqualification

The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!

SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.

Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.

Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.

AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”

Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!

Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.

AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?

Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.

Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!

Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!

Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!

Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.

Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!

Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!

The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!

Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?

The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!

Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)

Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?

The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.

Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!

Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!

Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.

Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!

Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.

Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.

The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!

The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)

Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.

Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.

Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.

Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.

Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.

Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.

And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.

My Score: 8.7/10

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