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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (11/1/23)
Time for Round 8!

Will the United Empire tear down the House of Torture?
Super Junior Tag League is so close to the end, and Catch 2/2 is on the bubble! Will that bubble pop at the hands of Sho & Kanemaru?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Tomoaki Honma VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- Hiromu Takahashi & Yota Tsuji VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Hiromu & Tsuji win.
- Six Man Tag: Chaos VS The House of Torture; Chaos wins.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Connors & Moloney win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita; Bushi & Titan win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Intergalactic Jet Setters; win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku; win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Catch 2/2 wins.
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Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.
Master Wato & El Desperado: 5-2, 10 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 5-2, 10 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 4-3, 8 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 4-3, 8 points
Bushi & Titan: 4-3, 8 points
Catch 2/2: 4-3, 8 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 3-4, 6 points
Yoh & Musashi: 3-4, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 1-6, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!
The Funky Weapon & The Eternal are out of the running for this tournament, but maybe they can circumvent all that. Can they get a huge win on the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions? Or will be shot down by The Cowboy & The Criminal?
To turn the tables on these War Dogs, Taguchi & DKC attack first! They brawl at the ramp, Taguchi puts Connors in while DKC SMACKS Drilla off the apron. The bell rings, Taguchi and Connors, the former Wild Hips, stare down. Connors says he’s Bullet Club 4 Life, so Taguchi CLUBS away on him! And kicks away on him! And CLUBS him, and stomps him! And then CHOKES him! The ref counts, Taguchi lets off and runs, but into a knee! Connors CLUBS Taguchi, runs, but into the HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up with Taguchi but Connors tags Drilla. Taguchi kicks and whips but Drilla reverses. But Taguchi turns hip toss into hip toss!
Tag to DKC, he and Taguchi double whip, to DOUBLE PUNCH! Then somersault and DOUBLE KICK! OSU! Fans cheer, DKC covers, TWO! DKC drags Drilla up in a facelock and snapmares to KICK! And FALLING CHOP! Cover, TWO! DKC drags Drilla up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Taguchi, and Taguchi kicks low. Taguchi throws hands, Connors sneaks a tag and Drilla whips. Drilla hurdles, then drops, then rushes DKC, but DKC dumps him out! Taguchi also dodges Connors, then whips to bypass, and bypass, and bypass! Connors stops when he recognizes this old trick, and fans applaud.
Connors rushes Taguchi, Taguchi dodges but the hip attack meets atomic drop! Connors waistlocks, but Taguchi switches. Connors switches back but Taguchi elbows free. Taguchi runs but into a cheap shot from Drilla! Connors CLOBBERS Taguchi and Drilla YANKS DKC off the apron! Drilla scoops DKC to SLAM him on the floor, and Connors stomps Taguchi. Connors sits Taguchi up, to point blank hip! 100 Proof still has those wild hips, and he covers, TWO! Fans rally, Connors drags Taguchi up and whips him hard into the corner. Tag to Drilla and the War Dogs dig their boots in. The ref reprimands and they let off.
Drilla gives Taguchi a point blank hip! Drilla taunts Taguchi, stands on his hand, then stomps the fingers! Drilla BLASTS DKC off the apron, drags Taguchi up and snap suplexes. Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Drilla grinds his forearm into Taguchi’s face! The ref reprimands, Drilla lets off, and he stomps Taguchi. Taguchi CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Drilla claws the eyes and puts Taguchi in the corner. Tag to Connors, and now Connors BLASTS DKC! Connors runs in to clothesline Taguchi, Drilla runs in to forearm smash! Snapmare, and Connors drops an elbow! Cover, TWO!
Fans applaud as Taguchi hangs in there, but Connors clamps on a chinlock. Taguchi endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Taguchi is free, runs, but Connors turns hip attack into atomic drop! Connors runs, but Taguchi follows, only to get another atomic drop! Connors whips, Taguchi reverses, and this time the HIP ATTACK hits! Fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tags to DKC and Drilla! DKC dodges to KICK, KICK and whip! Drilla reverses but the DKCANNONBALL hits! DKC wrenches, reels and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans fire up with DKC as he calls for “DK FIRE!”
DKC drags Drilla up to CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! Fans rally with every shot, and DKC tops it off with a FALLING CHOP! Then DKC runs to SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as DKC tags in Taguchi. Taguchi drags Drilla up and calls for the Super DK Fire! Scoop and DKC goes up, SUPER DK FIRE! Cover, Connors breaks it! Taguchi TOSSES Connors, then coordinates with DKC. OSU! They give Drilla the KNUCKLE SANDWICH! But Drilla ducks and the last punches hit DKC and Taguchi! Drilla runs up but DKC still CHOPS him! But Connors POUNCES DKC! Taguchi DROPKICKS Connors!
Taguchi kicks at Drilla but Drilla blocks, spins and CHOPS! Drilla CHOPS Taguchi on the back! Bullet Club locks ‘n’ loads, DOUBLE- NO DKC BOOTS Drilla and Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Connors! Fans fire up as all four men are down! DKC and Connors get out, Taguchi crawls for his corner, as does Drilla. Hot tags to Connors and DKC, and DKC dodges Connors to reel him in! DK- NO, Connors fights out to waistlock, but DKC elbows free! And body blow! And RIDGE HAND! And URAKEN! Connors wobbles, DKC runs, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cover, TWO! But into DKCRUCIFIXION! Drilla runs in but Taguchi intercepts, OH MY GAH ANKLE!!
The War Dogs endure the stereo submissions, but then Drilla moves around and rolls, sending Taguchi into DKC! Connors is free and fans applaud the exchange. The War Dogs regroup, DKC runs in, but Drilla catches him! BRAINBUSTER! Drilla then kicks Taguchi, runs, but into an ENZIGURI! Connors runs up but Taguchi dodges! Taguchi SPEARS Connors?! Fans fire up and Taguchi coordinates with DKC! They take corners, “ORYA~!” But Connors moves and hips hit hips! SPINEBUSTER and DOUBLE STOMPS for DKC! POWERSLAM for Taguchi! They get DKC up, DOUBLE GORE!!
And then Connors climbs, Drilla suplexes, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Connors & Drilla win!
Winners: Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Taguchi & DKC earn 0)
The champs unload and they are going strong into the ninth! Will they solidify a spot in the tournament finals? Or are they about to run out of ammo? As for Taguchi & DKC, will they at least score one more in the end?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita!
Los Ingobernables de Japon is holding on by a thread, but TMDK is on the bubble! Will the Black Mask & El Inmortal be cut down? Or will they pop the Sniper of the Skies & Ichiban Sweet Boy’s chances?
What a great surprise for LIJ fans, as not just Tetsuya Naito but Shingo Takagi, the NEW NEVER Openweight Champion, are going to be sitting ringside! Will this support help Bushi & Titan get to the trophies? That aside, the teams sort out and after an LIJ fist bump, Titan starts against Fujita. Fans rally as the two circle, and they feel things out. They tie up, Fujita waistlocks but Titan wrenches out. Fujita rolls, handsprings, wrenches, hammerlocks and headlocks. Fujita hits the takeover and fans applaud. Titan headscissors, Fujita fights around, and he pops free to then trap Titan’s legs. Fujita floats to a headlocks, Titan slips out to facelock but Fujita gets away.
Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset. They circle, feel things out, and Titan trips Fujita. Titan runs, Fujita drops but Titan cartwheels over. Fujita wrenches and whips but Titan goes up and over to handspring away. Fans fire up as Fujita runs in and waistlocks to shove. Titan ends up in the corner, puts Fujita on the apron, but Fujita RAMS into Titan. Titan rolls back, Fujita springboards but Titan gets under. They keep moving, and Fujita RANAS Titan out of the ring! Fans fire up and Fujita hurries after Titan. Fujita puts Titan back in, tags Eagles, and TMDK drags Titan up. They double whip, ELBOW and SLIDING BOOT! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally, Eagles has Titan’s legs but Titan scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Eagles lets off, but then Eagles stomps Titan’s leg. Eagles bumps Titan off buckles, tags Fujita in, and Fujita brings Titan around. Titan throws a forearm! Fujita throws one back! Titan throws another forearm, so Fujita CHOPS back! Titan falls against ropes but Fujita stands him up. Fujita whips but Titan reverses and SOBATS! Bushi runs in to dropkick a leg out and Titan SUPERKICKS Fujita down! Bushi BLASTS Eagles, goes out after him, and Titan drags Fujita up to CLUB him down. Titan stomps Fujita, then tags Bushi in.
Fans rally as Bushi whips Fujita to a corner. Bushi runs in to elbow, then he snapmares Fujita to basement dropkick in the back! Cover, TWO! Bushi stomps Fujita, drags him up and wrenches, then tags Titan. Titan goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Fujita’s arm! Titan BLASTS Eagles for good measure before going back to Fujita. Titan kicks Fujita around, eggs him on, then kicks him again. Fujita sits up, into a KICK! Titan brings Fujita around to snapmare, run, and fake Fujita out to basement dropkick from the front! Cover, TWO! Titan drags Fujita around, tag to Bushi, and they split the wishbone! Bushi then snapmares to KICK Fujita in the back!
Fujita writhes, fans rally up, and Bushi kicks Fujita around. Bushi brings Fujita up but Fujita fires forearms. Bushi knees low, reels Fujita in, but Fujita slips out of the suplex. Fujita waistlocks, Bushi elbows free and runs, but Fujita gets around, to GERMAN SUPELX! Fans fire up while both men are down! Bushi and Fujita crawl, hot tag to Eagles! Eagles runs up to hurdle over Bushi, and he BLASTS Titan off the apron! Then Eagles RANAS Bushi, WHEEL KICKS and kips up! Titan runs in but Eagles whips him away to CHOP BLOCK a leg! LIJ regroups outside and Eagles builds speed! Eagles DIVES! Direct hit, and Eagles lands on his feet!
Fans fire up with Eagles and he goes back for Bushi. Eagles puts Bushi in the ring, stalks him, then runs corner to corner to DOUBLE KNEE! And BASEMENT 619 to get the legs! Then DOUBLE KNEES again! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Eagles goes up a corner. Fans fire up more as Eagles aims, 450- NO, he has to roll through! But Bushi BOOTS back! Eagles blocks a kick, ducks the enziguri, and even avoids the rewind heel! Eagles steps through but Bushi drags him down for a cradle! TWO! Eagles escapes, Bushi dodges, and Bushi dropkicks the legs out! Fans rally up as Bushi hurries, hot tag to Titan!
Titan springboards in to CROSSBODY Eagles down! Then Titan fires off a strike fest, powers up the arm and runs, but into a BOOT! Eagles whips, but Titan reverses to TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Eagles hangs tough but Titan pounds the mat. Fans rally with Titan as he gets help from Bushi to go up and up and tightrope walk. DIVING SPLASH into the RON MILLER SPECIAL!! And Fujita catches Bushi for a KIMURA! LIJ endures stereo submissions, but Titan fights his way around! Fans rally, Titan crawls and reaches out, but Eagles drags him back! So Titan goes to the other side to have the ROPEBREAK!
The ref counts, Eagles lets off and Fujita sends Bushi out. Tag to Fujita and TMDK fires up. They double wrench and lift, MAXXY BOMB! Cover, Bushi breaks it! Eagles TOSSES Bushi, Fujita drags Titan up. But Titan ROCKS Fujita! And again! Fujita CHOPS, then gets in Titan’s face. Titan fires a forearm in return! Fujita gives one back, and then another, and another, and another! Titan is in a corner, Fujita SHOTGUNS him down! Then Fujita vows to end it! Suplex and- NO, Titan fights it off! So Fujita CHOPS again! Fujita runs, but Titan trips him and Bushi basement dropkicks! Bushi hauls Fujita up to hang him out to dry!
Titan is on the corner, he GUILLOTINE MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, Eagles breaks it! Bushi TOSSES Eagles, and then fans rally behind LIJ. Off comes the elbow pad! Titan runs in, FRAME OUT! Bushi CODE- NO, Fujita flips through and he DROPKICKS Bushi! Fujita avoids Titan’s springboard! Eagles SOBATS, Fujita UPPERCUTS, then TMDK CHOP ROUNDHOUSE COMBO! Fans fire up and TMDK coordinates. They haul Titan up, run, but Titan avoids the sweep and Bushi trips Fujita! Titan goes Matrix to CALF KICK Eagles out! Titan then builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Eagles!
Bushi has Fujita but Fujita fires forearms! Fujita runs, into the ENZIGURI! Bushi hits the CODE BREAKER! Titan is there, ANGEL INMORTAL!!! Cover, LIJ wins!
Winners: Bushi & Titan, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Eagles & Fujita earn 0)
An incredible battle, and LIJ is still holding on! Will they be able to reach the finals with this? Or will they be struck out at the bottom of the ninth? As for TMDK, they’re mathematically eliminated from the finals, but can they have a mighty finish and spoil someone else’s run?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Intergalactic Jet Setters!
Planes, trains, automobiles, both these teams are still on the move, but only one can win the race. But will #MUSAKO be derailed this close to the end? Or will it be Kushida & Kevin Knight that have to cancel their trip to the finals?
The teams sort out and Musashi starts against Knight. The fans rally as the two circle, and Knight tries the leg guard. Musashi stays back so they tie up collar ‘n’ elbow. They clinch, Knight throws Musashi down but Musashi slips out the back. Musashi facelocks but Knight slips around, gets a leg for the toehold and he pulls back. Musashi powers around to waistlock, but Knight throws him for an armlock. Musashi headscissors, Knight kips free, and fans cheer the exchange. The two reset, circle again, and tie up. Knight headlocks and grinds, but Musashi throws body shots to power out and headlock in return.
Knight powers out, things speed up and Knight hurdles. Musashi leaps over, Knight kips up and ducks a lariat to waistlock. Knight shoves Musashi to the corner, then runs in, but Musashi goes up and over and arm-drags! Then RANAS! Fans fire up and Musashi brings Knight up. Musashi CHOPS, and Knight goes to ropes. Kushida tags in as Musashi whips and Knight reverses. Knight then bypasses Musashi to BLAST Yoh, and Kushida trips Musashi. Knight runs to SPLASH, then Kushida drags Musashi out to ROCK him, and knee him low! Kushida puts Musashi back in, drags him around, and scoops to SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Kushida keeps on Musashi with a headlock and grinds him down. Musashi endures, even as Kushida pulls back on the hold. Musashi fights up to his feet, Kushida grinds the headlock more and he brings Musashi back down. But Musashi still powers his way up, only for Knight to tag in. Kushida wrenches and whips, and Knight catches Musashi to a COBRA TWIST! Fans cheer and Knight says, “Tsuyoi!” But Musashi hip tosses free! Fans rally as Musashi crawls and Knight pursues. Knight gets past Musashi to BLAST Yoh! Knight drags Musashi, tags Kushida, and they split the wishbone! Kushida wrenches and reels Musashi in for a COBRA TWIST!
Musashi endures, Knight says hush, don’t tell anyone. He and Kushida link up to put on more pressure! But they let go before the ref notices. Kushida and Knight link up again! The ref sees it this time and he reprimands! Knight apologizes, Kushida shoves Musashi down, and Musashi flops out of the ring. Kushida goes out to bring Musashi up, and CHOP! Musashi staggers around the way, Kushida CHOPS but gets POST! Musashi gets in the ring, Kushida and Knight both grab legs to drag him back! The Jet Setters double whip but Musashi crisscrosses then, CHOPS Knight and sends Kushida into him! Then ENZIGURI for Kushida!
Fans rally up as Musashi crawls, but Kushida anchors a foot. Musashi kicks him away to hot tag Yoh! Yoh rallies on Kushida, whips, but Kushida reverses, only for Yoh to FLYING FOREARM! Yoh HANDSPRING KICKS Knight down, then PLANCHAS! Yoh hurries to then PLANCHA Kushida! Fans fire up for Yoh and he stomps Kushida. Yoh puts Kushida in the ring, drags him up and scoops to SLAM in a drop zone. Yoh then goes up to TWISTING VADER! Cover, TWO! Yoh keeps cool and he tags Musashi in. #MUSAKO double whips Kushida, but Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! Fans cheer as all three are down!
Fans rally up and Kushida crawls for his corner. Hot tag to Knight! Knight springboards to DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! Fans fire up again and Knight fires off haymakers! Knight whips, scoops and BACKBREAKERS! Musashi goes to a corner, Knight runs in, STINGER SPLASH! Then Knight runs to STINGER SPLASH Yoh! Knight says “MOII KAI!” and he runs, but into Musashi’s BOOT! Musashi goes up, Knight gets under his leap, but Musashi keeps going! Musashi dropkicks the legs then he dropkicks Knight! Kushida runs in to knee and headlock, but Musashi powers out and Yoh UPPERCUTS Kushida down!
#MUSAKO gets the Jet Setters up to STEREO FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this for his team but #MUSAKO tune up the band! They aim, to DOUBLE- NO, Knight jumps the kicks to DOUBLE PELE! Fans fire up with Knight, and he brings Musashi up. Musashi clinches, Knight fights free but Musashi gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Knight lands on his feet! Knight runs up, but into a SUPERKICK! Musashi tries again, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Kushida breaks it! Yoh TOSSES Kushida out and Kushida takes railing down with him! Musashi drags Knight up, scoops and SLAMS!
Musashi hurries to a corner and climbs up. Yoh and Kushida brawl on the outside while Musashi FROG SPLASH FLOPS! Knight runs up and whips Musashi to a corner. Kushida joins in, SPLASH ENZIGURI COMBO! Knight puts Musashi up in the UPPER ROOM! Fans fire up and Knight brings Musashi around. Yoh rushes in, kicks and whips Knight, but Kushida gives Knight the BOOST to CROSSBODY Yoh down! Kushida dropkicks Yoh out, but Musashi CHOPS Knight! Musashi swings, misses, Knight SATELLITE DDTS! Cover, Jet Setters win!!
Winners: Intergalactic Jet Setters, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yoh & Musashi earn 0)
Planes beat trains, and while Kushida & Knight stay in the race, #MUSAKO is now detoured into elimination! Will Yoh & Musashi still be able to spoil another team’s chances? Can Kushida & Knight reach their destination?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku!
Just as the Way of the Grandmaster and Rogue Luchador were on the same wavelength, they got caught by Catch 2/2. And now, Desperado faces his old pals, Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker. Will #DespeWato prove they can rebound as a team? Or will Douki & Taka start being spoilers in this tournament?
The teams sort out and Douki starts against Desperado. The fans rally up at the bell as these two stare down. They circle, tie up, and Desperado powers Douki to ropes. The ref counts, Desperado lets off with a pie face, but Douki keeps his cool. They tie up again, Douki waistlocks but Desperado elbows free. Desperado runs, Douki drops down then hurdles. Desperado leaps over, Douki keeps going and he fakes out the powerslam to basement dropkick! Fans cheer and Douki looms over Desperado. Desperado stands to fire a forearm. Douki fires back, but Desperado gets around to waistlock. Douki switches, but Wato tags in as Desperado bucks the O’Conner!
Douki gets up, and DespeWato runs him over with double shoulders! Fans fire up, Wato offers a handshake, and Desperado just barely accepts it. Wato stomps Douki, kicks him to ropes, then brings him around to scoop. Douki slips free, reels Wato in, ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Taka BLASTS Desperado while Wato fights around, ROPEBREAK! Douki lets go as the ref counts 4, and he tags Taka. Taka drags Wato up, throws knees, then wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS! And ELBOW BREAKERS again! Taka headlocks but Wato powers up, only for Taka to hold on tight! Wato tries again but Taka wrenches, headlocks and hits the takeover.
Taka then shifts to a headscissor squeeze, and he bends one of Wato’s arms into a double wristlock! Douki YANKS Desperado down but Wato fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go, stomps Wato, then ROCKS him with a haymaker! Tag to Douki and he stomps Wato. Wato CHOPS Douki, fires a forearm, but Douki CHOPS Wato down! Fans rally and duel, and Douki whips Wato to a corner. Douki runs in and clotheslines! Then he brings Wato out, but Wato fights the suplex! Fans rally, Wato tries to suplex back but Douki fights it! Douki knees low, reels Wato in but Wato still suplexes! Douki fights, wrenches, knees and whips.
Wato reverses the whip to CALF KICK! Both men are down and fans fire up! Wato crawls, hot tag to Desperado! Desperado rushes in but Douki dodges. Douki returns but Desperado dodges! Douki blocks a kick, Desperado dodges a haymaker, but Douki reverses the whip. Desperado ducks ‘n’ dodges to run Douki over! Desperado then DECKS Taka! Desperado runs in at the corner to ELBOW him, then suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Douki is still in this but Desperado fires up. The fans are with him as he hauls Douki up. But Douki fights the lift and throws elbows! Desperado still tries, but Douki fights the suplex to arm-drag!
Douki has the arms, rolls, ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Desperado fights towards ropes but Douki rolls him away! Desperado uses that to get the STRETCH MUFFLER! But Douki rolls that to a cradle, TWO! Douki swings, Desperado spins him, but Douki fights the suplex. Douki runs, Desperado reels him in but Douki hooks free, kicks low and ENZIGURIS! Desperado staggers, Douki reels him into Gory Especial, DODON NO JUTSU! Backslide cover, TWO! Desperado is still in this but the fans rally up as Douki goes to the apron. Douki climbs a corner, to DIVING- NO, Desperado avoids the stomps, to SPINE-
NO, Douki fights that to spin Desperado and kick low. But Desperado ROCKS Douki in return! Douki HELL STABS, then runs, to LARIAT! But Desperado stays up! Douki roars and runs, into a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up while both men are down, and they crawl for their corners. Hot tags to Taka and Wato! Wato springboards but Taka gets under. Taka runs in but into a BOOT! Wato rusn to RANA Taka to a corner, then he runs in, only for Taka to put him on the corner. Wato GAMANGIRIS, springboards, and FLYING UPPERCUTS! Cover, TWO! Taka hangs in there but Wato has the fans fired up.
Wato wrenches, clinches, but Taka fights the lift! Wato knees low, whips, but Taka reverses to wrangle! Wato slips free to BOOT Taka, then TSUTEN- NO, Taka victory rolls, to JUST FACELOCK! Wato flails, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go in frustration but he drags Wato up. Wato breaks free but Taka knees low! And again! Taka scoops, but Wato slips free to SOBAT! Taka JUMP SOBATS! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! But into JUST FACELOCK!! Douki intercepts Desperado with ITALIAN STRETCH #32!! Taka pulls way back on Wato! Wato endures, fights forward, but Taka rolls him from ropes!
Taka flips Wato to SHINING WIZARD again! Taka then hauls Wato up, MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! Cover, DESPERADO BREAKS IT! Fans fire up, Douki stomps Desperado down. Taka adds on but Desperado fights them both with forearms and chops! They double kick, double whip, but Desperado holds ropes! Desperado BOOTS Douki, ELBOWS Taka, then scoops Douki, but Douki slips free to shove him to a corner. SHINING WIZARD, CALF KICK, and DROPKICK! Fans rally as Taka whips Wato into Douki’s BOOT! Douki goes to the apron, Taka KNEES Wato back, and Douki slingshots, only for Desperado to YANK him down!
Taka BOOTS Wato but Wato ROUNDHOUSES in return! They both fall and fans fire back up! Taka and Wato crawl, Desperado gets in and he coaches Wato up. Douki is in and he CLUBS Desperado! Desperado and Douki fire forearms back and forth, and Douki gets the edge. Douki whips, Desperado reverses, Douki springboards but slips! Desperado gets Douki for a BIG back suplex! Desperado roars, drags Douki around, and he gut wrenches for GUITARRA- NO, Douki slips free, runs, and LARIATS! Fans fire up and Douki calls to Taka! Taka drags Desperado up to whip into Douki’s BOOT!
Taka KNEES Desperado, Douki slingshots, DAYBREAK!! Desperado flops over and Taka fires up with Douki! Taka whips Douki so he can DIVE and take Desperado out at the ramp! Taka scoops, Wato slips free, TSUTEN- NO, Taka lands on his feet! Wato blocks a kick, Taka ducks a kick, but Wato catches Taka to chicken wings! But Taka slips free to wrangle, shift, and JUST FACELOCK!!! Taka CLUBS away on Wato, pulls waaay back, and Wato flails!! Taka rolls Wato from ropes, CLUBS him some more, JUST- NO, Wato pops free and body scissors, to VENDEVAL!!! Taka endures, Desperado keeps Douki out, TAKA TAPS! DESPEWATO WINS!!
Winners: Master Wato & El Desperado, by submission (gain 2 points; Douki & Taka earn 0)
Desperado looks exhausted on the outside, this match surely took a lot out of him and Wato. But this win keeps them in the running, can the dysfunctional duo make it to the finals? As for Douki & Taka, will they just have to fight that much harder to prove themselves a worthy team?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
TJP & Francesco Akira took down “the heroes” of this league last round, and have called out the War Dogs, but they’ve gotta get past the House of Torture if they want that shot at the finals! Will the United Empire conquer the day? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master be the wrench in their plans?
The teams sort out, and the House attacks! They knock Akira & TJP off the corner, the bell rings, and Kanemaru stomps TJP while Sho grinds Akira’s bad arm! Kanemaru drags TJP up to POST him! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho puts Akira in. Sho stalks Akira, stomps him, and he taunts him. Akira stands to fire forearms, but Sho kicks low. Sho headlocks, he grinds Akira down, but Akira endures. Akira fights up, powers out, then hurdles. Sho stops himself and he avoids the dropkick! Sho taunts Akira, stomps him more, then runs. Akira dodges and returns to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Then he DROPKICKS Sho down!
Fans fire up with Akira and he bumps Sho off buckles. Tag to TJP, Catch 2/2 whip and SOBAT! KICK! Trip, and SHOTGUN! Kanemaru runs in but he get an atomic drop, then wrench and NECKBREAKER LEG SWEEP COMBO! Fans fire up and TJP brings Sho up to UPPERCUT! Sho sputters, TJP keeps him from getting away, and drags him back in to whip to a corner. TJP runs up on Sho to stomp him down, then he gives Sho the scrubbing! Fans rally up and TJP runs side to side, but Kanemaru trips him! Sho then BLASTS Akira, Kanemaru drags TJP out and POSTS him again! Fans boo, but Sho brings Akira into the crowd!
Sho runs Akira all the way into the back wall! Fans boo more, but Kanemaru drags TJP around, and Sho CHOKES Akira with a spare chair! Kanemaru SMACKS TJP off the timekeeper’s table, then Sho returns as the ring count starts. Sho waits in the ring and soaks up the heat as the count passes 10 of 20. The count is 15 while TJP is still down! TJP flounders, claws at the apron skirt, and slides in at 19! Fans cheer but Sho stands on TJP’s neck. Sho then drags TJP up to CLUB him back down. Sho puts TJP on the ropes to CHOKE him, but Red Shoes reprimands. Sho lets off at 4, and he tags Kanemaru.
Kanemaru storms up to drag TJP up, and DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Kanemaru drags TJP up to snapmare. Kanemaru runs to basement dropkick! Kanemaru drags TJP up, CLUBS him on the neck, and Sho puts TJP on ropes for Kanemaru to dig his boot in. Red Shoes reprimands, Sho still CHOKES TJP, but then Kanemaru drags TJP into a headscissors squeeze. Sho goes after Akira on the outside! Kanemaru RAMS TJP into the mat, and again! Kanemaru keeps on the squeeze, TJP fades, but Kanemaru lets him go to cover, TWO! TJP is still in this and fans rally up. Kanemaru drags TJP up but TJP throws body shots!
Kanemaru CLUBS TJP, then gets him up for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as TJP goes to ropes, but Kanemaru tags Sho. Sho drags TJP around, puts him on the apron, and Sho distracts Red Shoes so Kanemaru can dropkick! Sho covers, TWO! Sho drags TJP into a chinlock and he digs that knee into TJP’s neck. The fans rally, but Sho rips the tape away! Sho throws the tape at Akira, Red Shoes has to keep Akira back, and Sho stomps TJP. Tag to Kanemaru, and he runs to BOOT Akira down! Sho reels TJP in but TJP wrenches out to kick low! TJP kicks Kanemaru, too, then goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBOS!
Fans fire up and TJP crawls for his corner. Hot tag to Akira! Akira fires off forearms and CHOPS, then whips. Kanemaru reverses but Akira ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Fans fire up again and Akira goes corner to corner, to clothesline! Then he runs in again, UPPERCUT! Akira shouts “IKU ZO!” but Sho sucker punches him! Sho & Kanemaru double whip but Akira sends Kanemaru into Sho! Akira kicks Kanemaru’s legs out, then uses him to launch and SHOTGUN Sho! Sho falls out of the ring, Akira goes up a corner, and Akira CROSSBODIES Kanemaru down! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally and Akira keeps his cool. Akira pounds the mat and fans clap along, “A! KI-RA! A! KI-RA!” Akira runs, wheelbarrows, but Kanemaru blocks that. Akira ELBOWS Kanemaru, runs, but Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Kanemaru drags Akira by a leg, to SMASH the knee! Kanemaru then steps through to have the FIGURE FOUR! Akira endures and fans rally, but Kanemaru thrashes the hold! Akira crawls, reaches out, and Akira has the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Kanemaru lets go in frustration. Kanemaru drags Akira up, has the leg, but Akira CLUBS him. Kanemaru kicks the leg! And again! And again!
Kanemaru runs, dodges Akira’s clothesline, but Akira dodges the basement dropkick! Akira runs up to wheelbarrow and victory roll, STOMP 182! Fans fire up while both men are down! Akira crawls, as does Kanemaru, hot tag to Sho and he drags Akira away! Akira BOOTS Sho away, then crawls, but now Kanemaru gets a leg! The House drags Akira back but he BOOTS them both away! Hot tag to TJP! TJP goes up to MAMBA CROSSBODY! Both House boys go down, and TJP atomic drops Sho! TJP whips, Sho reverses but TJP ducks ‘n’ dodges to whip again, and THESZ PRESS! Fans fire up and TJP pounds the mat.
TJP goes to the corner as fans clap for “CATCH! NI NI!” TJP is up top, but Sho hits the ropes to trip him up! Sho climbs up, brings TJP up, but TJP holds the ropes! Akira CLUBS Sho, then Electric Chair Lifts! Akira says they can just switch roles, and TJP agrees! But Sho fights free to shove Akira! TJP still FLYING LARIATS to take Sho down! And now they’re in opposite corners! They run in, 2 BY- NO, Kanemaru dropkicks TJP! Akira kicks and whips Kanemaru but he holds ropes. Akira runs in but Kanemaru dumps him out! Kanemaru scoops TJP for BRITISH FALL! And then he feeds TJP to Sho!
Sho gets TJP up, POWER BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! TJP survives and the fans fire up! Kanemaru smothers Akira on the outside and Sho reels TJP in. Sho tucks the arms, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! Cover, AKIRA BREAKS IT! Fans fire up but Kanemaru storms up to Akira. Kanemaru wrenches the bad arm, but Akira fires forearms and CHOPS with the good one! But the House mugs Akira! Akira still fires forearms and CHOPS! Kanemaru ROCKS Akira, the House double whip but Akira ducks the lariats to SUPERKICK Kanemaru! Sho ROCKS Akira, fires boxing elbows, then whips, but Akira reverses. TJP is in, ALLEY-OOP!!
Catch 2/2 set up again, for 2 BY 2!!! Cover, KANEMARU BREAKS IT! All four men are down and fans rally back up! TJP drags Kanemaru up but Kanemaru rakes the eyes! Akira swings, Kanemaru dodges and ENZIGURIS! Kanemaru runs, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! TJP drags Sho up, reels him in, but Sho victory rolls, TWO!! Sho scrambles up and uses Red Shoes as a shield! TJP pushes Red Shoes aside, but Sho LOW BLOWS! Fans boo the underhanded tactic but Sho laughs. Sho aims his bow, reels TJP in and tucks the arms, SHOCK- NO, TJP slips through to have the IRON OCTOPUS! Akira has Kanemaru in the ropes with a GUILLOTINE!
Sho endures, Kanemaru marches his way forward, and he RAMS into TJP, Sho and even Red Shoes! And of course, here comes Evil, Dick & Yujiro! The fans boo as the rest of the House stomps away on TJP & Akira! They drag Akira up, wrench and whip him to the corner, and then Dick runs in, but Akira dodges! Evil still catches Akira, but Akira slips away and Yujiro’s BOOT hits Evil! Yujiro rushes Akira but Akira dumps him out! Akira dodges Dick to DROPKICK him out! And now the United Empire is here! Henare and Callum get Yujiro and Dick, and Great-O-Khan goes after Evil! Fans cheer as justice is served!
TJP and Sho stand up, Sho runs in but into FINAL CUT! TJP goes up and fans cheer, MAMBA- NO, Sho moves and Kanemaru drags TJP down! Sho SHOVES Red Shoes into TJP!! Sho gets his Murder Tool while Kanemaru POSTS Akira! Fans boo as Sho aims his wrench, but TJP ducks! TJP kicks low, takes the wrench, and fans fire up! But Kanemaru CLUBS TJP! Sho stands TJP up as Kanemaru takes a swig! But TJP ducks and the WHISKEY MIST hits Sho!! TJP SOBATS Kanemaru then cradles Sho! CATCH 2/2 WINS!!
Winners: Catch 2/2, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Sho & Kanemaru earn 0)
But the House mugs Catch 2/2 after! The sore losers are trying to ruin things even now! Kanemaru grabs his bottle, he drags TJP up, and CRACKS TJP with it!! Sho has the wrench back to CLUB Akira down! Fans boo as the House tortures Akira’s bad arm! Then Sho tucks TJP’s arms, for SHOCK ARROW!!! Fans boo, the winners should be celebrating, but now Sho gets the mic! “A useless team like you can’t make it to the finals! Nobody can accept a cheap win like that!” Fans boo because Sho’s one to talk. But Sho says Catch 2/2 is “the most pathetic of ’em all!” And he “didn’t even wanna wrestle in this hellhole of a town today!”
Fans boo more, but Sho blames he and Kanemaru lost “because of you sick Ishikawa people! You all turn my stomach! If we can’t win this whole thing, we blame you Ishikawa scum!” Fans hope they do lose! But Sho says it’s fine, because he and Kanemaru WILL win! Sho tells Catch 2/2 that “crawling on the ground is fitting for you!” And in English he adds, “Catch 2/2 is dead! HAHA! Stay down, maggot!” Sho laughs at his own video game reference. He then says Catch 2/2 will fail, “just like these Ishikawa losers! That’s the power of the United Empire, morons~!”
Sho throws down the mic and the House heads out, but will this only motivate Catch 2/2 more in the final round? Will Sho & Kanemaru have their own run ruined in the end?
Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League Standings!
Master Wato & El Desperado: 6-2, 12 points
Catch 2/2: 5-3, 10 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 5-3, 10 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 5-3, 10 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 5-3, 10 points
Bushi & Titan: 5-3, 10 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Yoh & Musashi: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 1-7, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
My Thoughts:
Another great round for the tournament, and now with four teams mathematically eliminated, we’ve got some real good scenarios here. DespeWato could actually lose in the ninth round and still find their way in because they’re the only 6-2 right now. And of those 5-3 teams, quite a few of them would also need one of the eliminated teams to win and spoil another team’s run. From what it feels like, Catch 2/2 could definitely take the other spot in the finals if they get past Jet Setters. If anything, that is the match that determines a lot of this as both teams are formerly tag champs and are hungry to get back to the titles.
My Score: 8.9/10
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London calling to the champion crowns!
SmackDown brings gold to London as LA Knight defends his WWE US Championship and The Street Profits defend their tag team titles! Will the landscape change this close to WrestleMania?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly; The Profits win and retain the titles.
- Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice w/ Chelsea Green; The Secret Her-vice wins.
- WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman; Braun wins, by disqualification, and Knight retains the title.
- Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab; Charlotte wins.
- Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins.
- Jimmy Uso VS The Miz; Jimmy wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Cody Rhodes is here!
We follow The American Nightmare as walks to gorilla, then through the curtain, and London sings along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, says hello to fans along the ramp, and then we get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, then kneels down to kiss the WWE logo on the mat. The fans continue to sing along all the way to the end, “I AM MY KINGDOM!” The fans then cheer, and Cody holds up the belt to fire them up even more! The fans now sing for “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and he soaks it in. The fans cheer again as Cody smiles, and he finally says, “So, London~! Whaddya wanna talk about?”
The fans chant “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cody hears that dueling, and he smiles again. The song of “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” returns, then they cheer. Cody says, “At WrestleMania 41, I will be facing John Cena…” The fans boo, but Cody says, “I will be facing John Cena as he goes to break the record and win 17. But that is WrestleMania 41. In just a few nights, I will be standing face to face with John Cena in this very same city, in this very same arena.” The fans cheer that, but then here comes Randy Orton! Now the fans sing along with Voices as The Viper heads to the ring. Orton also high-fives fans before he joins Cody.
Orton grabs a mic, paces while the fans keep singing on their own, and then the fans cheer. Orton says he’s not really the sentimental type, but for Cody and for London, screw it. The fans chant “R K O! R K O!” and Orton tells Cody, “Look at you. Look at who you are now, the man you are now. Look at where he came from.” The fans cheer and sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and Orton says he remembers a Cody in his early 20s, just breaking into the business. Cody was busting his ass harder than anyone else. He wasn’t exactly happy, and in fact, he was frustrated. But Cody was man enough, smart enough, to know he needed to grow, and that he couldn’t grow in the WWE.
Cody wasn’t exactly treated fairly in the WWE, so Cody left the WWE! That took some big ass balls to do what he did! Cody changed the business singlehandedly, and everyone in the back knows it. And Orton appreciates Cody for it. But then Cody came back, as they all knew one day he would. And the industry has been changed forever since the day Cody came back to the WWE. Cody is a bit teary eyed as Orton says Cody’s still the same guy, he just did what he set out to do, and he grew. Orton teases he would sing along with the fans, but the fans might leave. The fans again sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!”
Orton asks if they remember when Cody Rhodes faced Seth Rollins in Hell in a Cell. The fans cheer because they do. Orton says that was impressive, and even impossible, as he started with a partially torn pec and then ended with a fully torn pec! His body changed all kinds of shades of purple that Orton’s never seen on a human body. The pain he must have been in. Cody persevered not just for himself. Maybe not even at all for Cody. It was not even for his family legacy; it was for each and every single fan out there! Then Cody went on to WrestleMania, beat Roman Reigns and finished the story!
But there’s always another story, isn’t there? And Cody’s right in the middle of one. Cody is in charge of his legacy, and it is a privilege for Orton to watch Cody take control of it. Ticket sales have been up, there’s more intrigue around the world, and listen to the people! It is 99.9% all because of Cody! The fans cheer that, and of course they sing. Orton says what he’s trying to say is a long-winded version of he respects Cody, loves him, and is very, very proud of him. The fans cheer that! Orton then says, “But… But now it is time for WrestleMania.” They both look to the sign, and Orton says he can guarantee Cody that Orton will kick Kevin Owens so hard in the head…!
Orton can just feel it already! He forgets how many days are left, but he can’t wait to remove Kevin’s head from his shoulders. And Orton knows Cody will enter champion, exit champion, but not before he beats the holy hell outta Cena all up and down the Vegas strip! But after all the smoke clears and the dust settles, just like Orton wants Number 17, there will come a time when Orton will want Number 15. But Orton won’t kick Cody in the balls like a coward. Orton will look Cody in the eye because he respects Cody, is proud of Cody, and sees him as an equal. Orton will look Cody in the eye and tell him that he’s coming for the title.
The fans cheer but wait! Drew McIntyre is here! The fans cheer the Scottish Terminator as he steps out on stage, mic in hand, and has a wry smile on his face as he looks at the ring. Drew waves as the fans now sing, “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Drew says, “Isn’t this wonderful? A couple of nepo babies having a love fest in the middle of the ring> It makes me absolutely sick. What’d you just say, Randy? if Cody gets through Cena at WrestleMania, you’re coming for that title? What exactly have you done since that big comeback to justify that title match? Aside be Randy Orton. The only big moment I can remember is you being on the shelf for months and months and months.
“People like to make jokes about it, but more people talk about my five-minute-45-second title reign than your entire comeback so far! So get to the back of the line, sunshine! As for you, Cody, you should’ve listened to me. But you shunned me. You attacked me. Everybody should’ve listened to me about John Cena, but they didn’t. And the next night, he kicked you right in the twig ‘n’ berries, proving me right as usual. And the main event of WrestleMania should be Cody Rhodes VS The UK’s only ever world champion, Drew McIntyre!” Fans do like that idea. But sadly, it’s not, because of that guyliner wearing Temu Undertaker, Damian Priest!
Drew wants to talk about what is happening. And what’s gonna happen! Drew steps up to the ring while fans sing for him again. Drew says it will not be Randy that takes the title from Cody, should he get through Cena; it’ll be McIntyre. The fans cheer, but Orton says they were trying to have a moment. Can Drew just cut the crap already? Drew says okay, sure. He’ll tell the truth, because that’s all he ever does. The truth is, Kevin might have a point! If those Voices are talking to Orton again, then they know Drew very, very well. And he’s thinking, “My God, Randy looks great! Absolutely jacked! On the outside.”
On the inside, that back is hanging by a thread. And if Orton provokes McIntyre, McIntyre will break him. And as for Cody- Cody kicks Drew and UPPERCUTS him! The fans fire up, and Orton R- NO, Drew gets away! The fans boo, but the battlelines are drawn! Even if Cody makes it out of the frying pan that is Las Vegas, it’ll be into the fire that is these contenders waiting in line! Will the American Nightmare be ready for whoever comes for the crown?
WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly!
Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins are finally golden again, but it’s time to put the titles on the line already! And while they’re ready for the grind, they’re up against the hometown heroes! Will the Profits still be up in the O2? Or will Kit Wilson & Elton Prince say #YESBOY to a new reign of their own?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really wants the smoke!
The teams sort out and Kit starts with Dawkins. They tie up, Dawkins headlocks, but Kit powers up and out. Dawkins runs Kit over, the fans fire up, and Dawkins fires hands on Kit in the corner! The fans rally for Pretty Deadly, Dawkins whips Kit to a corner, but Elton takes that bump! Kit CLOBBERS Dawkins, then tags Elton! Atomic drop into DROPKICK! Ford runs up, but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Dawkins whips, Elton reverses, and then Elton hurdles so Kit can DDT! The fans fire up with Pretty Deadly while the Profits bail out. Pretty Deadly has control while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Elton is right on Dawkins as he gets in, and UPPERCUTS him to the corner. Elton clinches Dawkins for another UPPERCUT! Tag to Kit, and Elton RAMS into Dawkins so Kit can UPPERCUT! Dawkins flops over, Kit drags him up to wrench the arm. Kit whips, Dawkins reverses, but Kit grabs ropes. Kit ELBOWS Dawkins, DECKS Ford, but Dawkins CLOBBERS Kit! The ref reprimands but Dawkins RAMS Kit into the corner again and again! The ref counts, Dawkins fires fast hands, then he tags in Ford. Ford says, “SUCK IT!” then he KICKS Kit! Ford scuffs Kit, then drags him to a cover, TWO!
Ford keeps Kit down with a facelock, but Kit endures the grind. Kit fights up, fires body shots, but Ford whips him away. Kit sunset flips! Ford rolls through, and PENALTY KICKS! Ford mocks Elton with the Scott Hall fingers, and the ref has to keep Elton back. Ford drags Kit up, tags Dawkins, and the Profits mug Kit. Dawkins CLUBS Kit down, then stalks him. Dawkins stays between Kit and Elton, then whips Kit into the Profits’ corner. CYCLONE- NO, Kit dodges! Ford tags in, he keeps Kit from Elton now, but Kit slips out of the suplex! Kit fakes high to go low, hot tag to Elton! Elton rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT!
Elton kicks and whips Ford to a corner, then UPPERCUTS! Elton whips the other way, UPPERCUTS again, and then does it again! Elton adds to the hattrick with a lift, Ford says a quick prayer before the SUPLEX! Ford flounders, gets to his feet, but Elton dodges to springboard and FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this, but Elton stays on him. SmackDown returns to single picture and fans rally for Pretty Deadly as Elton gives Ford a back suplex. Ford lands out, waistlocks, but Elton switches and shoves Ford. Ford CLOBBERS Elton in return! Ford is also dazed but he covers, ONE!
Kit reaches out, Elton and Ford both crawl, hot tags to Kit and Dawkins! The fans fire up as Dawkins wrenches Kit, underhooks and SILENCER! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Kit, Ford climbs, but Kit slips free! Kit shoves Dawkins into Ford! Ford falls to the floor, but Dawkins ENZIGIRIS Kit! Elton tags in, and Kit LARIATS Dawkins! Pretty Deadly combine for DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Dawkins survives and the Profits are a bit unsure of what to do next. Dawkins crawls to a corner, Elton runs up, but Dawkins dodges! Elton hits buckles and Dawkins TOSSES Kit, then Dawkins hits a SKY HIGH on Elton!
Dawkins hurries to tag Ford and Ford climbs up! But Kit pushes Elton out of the way! Kit takes FROM THE HEAVESN, and Elton ghost pins Ford! TWO!! Ford escapes, and he ROCKS Elton! Elton UPPERCUTS Ford! Dawkins sneaks a tag, Ford SUPERKICKS! POUNCE SAIDO COMBO!! Cover, KIT BREAKS IT! The fans fire up while all four men are down! The teams go to opposite ends, then they all stand up in the corners. They all roar, all run in, and Kit SPEARS Ford while Elton FLYING UPPERCUTS Dawkins!! London is thunderous, and Kit hurries to tag in! Pretty Deadly gets Dawkins up, for SPILT MILK!! Cover, FORD BREAKS IT!
The fans are shocked, as is Elton, but Ford saves this for his team! “This is Awesome!” as Ford runs up and Elton TOSSES him out! Now DRY MARTI- NO! Dawkins doesn’t accept the second serving, and he DUMPS Kit out! Kit skins the cat while Dawkins DECKS Elton! Dawkins catches Kit to an Electric Chair! Ford rises, DOOMSDAY BLOCKBUSTER!! Cover, Profits win!
Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (still WWE Tag Team Champions)
Pretty Deadly put up a heroic fight, but the hometown heroes could not capture the gold. Dawkins & Ford hold onto the gold, will this be the strongest the Profits have ever been?
Kayden & Katana talk with Zelina Vega.
Carter & Chance know La Muneca got screwed over by The Green Administration. Chelsea thinks she’s untouchable, but someone’s gonna stop them eventually. Well, speaking of, Alba Fyre leads the way in as she & Piper Niven “scope the perimeter.” There’s one small threat. They frisk the “miniscule” threat, but nothing they haven’t dealt with before. Chelsea struts in and says, “The Eagle has landed~!” Zelina says she is so glad the “Bootleg Men in Black” have crashed the party. Now, yeah, they all know she’s small. But clearly this small “threat” is a big threat to Chelsea’s title reign. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have taken all three of them to beat her.
KC Squared agree with that. How about tonight, we see what happens when the odds are even? Chelsea says that’s fine, because Agents P & A are ready. The Secret Her-vice has been given their next mission, but will they be able to crash the party? Or will the party crash them?
Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice!
SmackDown returns and The Green Administration makes their entrance. The teams sort out, Alba starts against Katana, and the two tie up. Alba KNEES low, CLUBS Katana down, then fireman’s carries. Katana fights free, tags Kayden, and they KICK, double whip, and then trip Alba up for the basement DROPKICK! Katana adds a slingshot SENTON, Kayden covers, TWO! Kayden tags Katana, they double whip Alba to a corner, then Kayden runs in. Alba DUMPS Kayden out, ROCKS Katana, and she tags Piper! Katana arm-drags Alba out, then goes out to run up. Kayden gives her a boost, Katana CROSSBODIES Alba down!
The fans fire up, but Piper goes up and out?! CANNONBALL and down goes KC Squared! Piper salutes Chelsea and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns, Kayden rallies on Alba while the fans rally up. Kayden fires up, runs in and whips, but Alba reverses. Kayden wheelbarrows, victory rolls, then SUPERKICKS! Kayden fires up again but the fans are torn. Kayden runs in at Alba to BOOT WASH her against the ropes! Chelsea protests, Kayden kicks at her, then Kayden springboards for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Alba survives, Kayden whips, but Alba KICKS back! Tag to Piper, but Kayden jackknife bridges Alba! The ref explains bout the tag, Piper runs up, but Kayden moves! The SENTON hits Alba! Piper panics, Kayden tags Katana!
Katana goes up onto Kayden’s shoulders, VICTORY ROLL LAUNCHER, but Piper catches Katana! Katana fires hands, BOOTS, and then hurries to go up again. Kayden ROCKS Piper, and fireman’s carries?! SAMOAN DROP! Kayden then gives Katana the boost, for the KEG STAND SPLASH!! Cover, ALBA BREAKS IT! Kayden runs up on Alba to BOOT her out! Katana gives Kayden the boost now, SUPER CROSSBODY onto Alba! Kayden hurries to tag back in, and she brings Piper up. Piper swings, Kayden dodges and SUPERKICKS! Katana goes up, Piper staggers over that way, but Chelsea distracts the ref!
The fans are torn as Alba grabs Katana. Katana kicks Alba down, chases Chelsea off, but Piper sends Kayden into her! Piper scoops to PIPER DRIVER!! Cover, Secret Her-vice wins!
Winner: The Secret Her-vice, by pinfall
The Women’s US Champion helps her team, and now they all mug Kayden & Katana! But here comes Zelina! Vega runs down the ramp, CLOBBERS Alba, and then she gets in the ring! Zelina tilt-o-whirl DDTS Piper! And she KNEES Alba off the apron! But Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea fires up, the UK is oddly with her, and she chicken wings Zeina. But Zelina fights free to fire forearms and body shots! And a BACK ELBOW! Zelina reels Chelsea in, CODE- SUPERKICK from Alba! SENTON from Piper! The Green Administration is just too much for Zelina to fight against alone! But can she, Kayden & Katana find a way to turn things around?
WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman!
Did the Mega Star just get this title back from Shinsuke Nakamura? YEAH! Did he help the Monster of All Monsters fight off Solo Sikoa’s rouge bloodline? YEAH! And now, does he have to defend this title against the monster he just helped? YEAH!! But will Knight still reign this close to WrestleMania? Or will Braun #GetTheseHands back on a championship?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time for Knight’s biggest challenge, YEAH!
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. The two tie up, and Braun SHOVES Knight away. Knight comes back, Braun SHOVES him down again! Knight gets up, gets around, and he headlocks. Braun powers up to back suplex, but Knight lands out! Knight tries but Braun’s too big to suplex! Braun ELBOWS Knight, storms up on him, but Knight fires haymakers! Knight whips, Braun reverses, but Knight KICKS back! Knight runs, but Braun HIP TOSSES! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this, but Braun brings him up. Braun puts Knight in a corner, CHOPS, then runs, for a SPLASH! Knight sputters along ropes, Braun keeps moving, but Knight DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Knight then WRECKS Braun with a dropkick! Knight keeps moving, and he WRECKS Braun again! The fans fire up with Knight, but then Braun BOOTS Knight down! The fans are torn but Braun stands tall as SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Braun puts Knight back in the ring. The fans cheer as Knight KICKS Braun! Knight tries again, but Braun’s still too big to back suplex! Braun CLUBS Knight, then runs in at the corner. Knight BOOTS Braun, goes up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Knight and Braun rise back up, and Knight dodges a shot to JAB! Then he dodges to JAB! JAB! JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” But Braun KNEES low! Braun scoops, Knight slips free, and Knight RAMS Braun into buckles! Then the BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Knight rises again! Knight spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!
Braun has plenty left in the tank but the fans rally for Knight. Knight stands Braun up to kick low, but Braun THROWS Knight away! Knight rises, and Braun LARIATS Knight up and out! The fans fire up as Braun rips the shirt! Braun gets on the track, and he runs in, STROWMAN EXPRESS MEETS JACOB FATU!! The Samoan Werewolf strikes Braun down!
Winner: Braun Strowman, by disqualification; LA Knight retains the title
The fans boo as Jacob now goes after Knight! He just ruined what was becoming a great match, but Jacob fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT on Braun! SAMOAN DROP onto the desk!! The desk doesn’t budge, but Braun might’ve been broken in half! The UK fires up for Fatu as he puts Braun in the ring! Jacob fires more HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS away on Braun in the corner! The fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE, FATU~, FATU~!” Jacob runs corner to corner, but Knight kicks him first! Knight fires haymakers, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Jacob denies the BFT to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! And then HIP ATTACK for Braun anyway!
Jacob keeps going, HIP ATTACK for Braun again! Jacob throws off his jacket, glares at Braun, and he runs in for a third HIP ATTACK! Braun flounders into the drop zone, so Jacob goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Direct hit on Braun, but the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Jacob obliges, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! The Samoan Werewolf just tore up #OneBigSOB and LA Knight, will there be no stopping him from taking the United States Championship?
Backstage interview with Jimmy Uso.
Jackie Redmond is with #BigJim, and she says that while she knew WWE was going global this month, she did not know they’d get the slap heard ’round the world! Jimmy says he’d do it again, and he’ll slap Gunther as many times as he needs! Jimmy knows Jey is up in his own head, doubt is creeping on him. But just because Jey’s 0-3 against Gunther doesn’t mean Gunther’s unbeatable! The Ring General CAN be got! Jimmy’s going to Raw this Monday, he will bust Gunther’s ass, Jey will go to Mania and bust Gunther’s ass to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And then they leave Las Vegas just like this: YEET!
Jimmy heads out, but then The Miz & Carmelo Hayes walk by. Miz is mocking Jimmy’s words, and he asks excuse me. Miz says it’s just funny that suddenly, Jimmy is a tough guy, even though for most of his career, he’s been “The Other Uso.” Doesn’t Jimmy get it? Jimmy and Jey are career sidekicks while Gunther is a main character. Gunther is the lead, neither Jimmy nor Jey can beat him. And here’s another thing: The Usos are just blips on the trailer that was Roman Reigns’ Bloodline. Melo says Jimmy & Jey are stuck outside the club, they can’t even get in.
Miz says as a former WWE Champion, a former WrestleMania main eventer, Jimmy will never know what it is to carry this industry. And after this year’s WrestleMania, neither will Jey. Oh, and by the way, if Jimmy ever slapped Miz like that, Jimmy would still be on the ground. Jimmy feints the slap and Miz freaks out. Jimmy says it may be him and Gunther on Monday, but he’ll holler at Aldis real quick so it can be Jimmy VS Miz here tonight. Yeah, YEET! Jimmy heads out, Melo says he thought Miz was gonna do something about the slap. Will Miz have to do something about running his mouth before he gets his teeth kicked in?
Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga find Jacob Fatu backstage.
Solo asks Jacob what the Hell he was doing out there. Jacob goes out there alone without saying a thing to them? Jacob says he ain’t gotta say nothing to nobody! Matter fact, didn’t Solo not tap in with him last week? Tama says, “But Jacob,” only for Jacob to say, “But nothing, Tama!” Solo wants Jacob to lower his tone, but Jacob says okay. Let him be very clear with them. When it comes to Braun Strowman, Jacob WILL be the last man standing. Y’all better get in where you fit in, cuz that US title? Oh, Jacob’s bringing it home to the family. And he will do it with them, or without them! Yadada mean? Fatu heads out, is the Samoan Werewolf no longer following Solo?
Naomi speaks.
“I mean… How did we even get here? I don’t know. One thing that I do know is that I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. So Bianca, what makes you think that my attack on Jade was anything different from me doing the right thing? When I sit here and I think about all that I’ve sacrificed, all that I’ve given, and that’s what really breaks my heart. Because through all of that, I’m made to be the bad one in this situation. I just don’t understand, how does Jade come in outta nowhere and take my place with you? I want you to ask yourself this, Bianca. Who inspired you? Hmm?
“Who’s inspired women over the last decade? Who’s always had your back from day one of you being here? Me. Not Jade. Hmm. But you know what? What I’ve learned through all of this: You teach people how to treat you. And I’m done with being treated as a third wheel. I’m done being pushed to the side, I’m done with being too nice, I’m done with being undervalued, underutilized, underappreciated! So moving forward, hmm… Moving forward, here’s my message to you, Jade. If you continue to be in my way, I strongly advise you to proceed with caution.” The Glow shows her dark side, but will the storm be moved?
Nick Aldis meets with Jade Cargill.
Speaking of, the SmackDown General Manager understands things have been rather difficult for her as of late. Jade says she’s been trying to get her hands on Naomi for the past few weeks, now where is she? No one has seen her all day, so as far as anyone knows, Naomi’s not here. Well, when Jade catches Naomi, it’s on sight. Jade leaves, B-Fab & Michin are there. They let her know that what Naomi did to her was straight trash, totally uncalled for behavior. And after Jade gets her hands on Naomi, she’ll handle that business. Jade agrees. Mia says they’ve all got business to handle. Jade’s got Naomi, and Mia’s gonna get Charlotte for messing with her girl, B.
B-Fab says Naomi’s got what’s coming to her: no sympathy, no regrets. Jade, just do what you gotta do. Oh, she will. Jade also wishes Mia luck tonight. Mia & B-Fab head out, will the Head Baddie in Charge make the Queen bow down in London?
The darkness approaches.
“You are as I was. As I am, you will be.” The shadows are starting to take shape, but is SmackDown about to fade to black?
Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab!
The Queen looks down on everyone, so it’s no surprise that everyone else wants to take her down. Charlotte may have checked off B-Fab, but will the HBIC be a much different story? Or will Charlotte only sharpen her edge before facing Tiffany Stratton at WrestleMania?
WAIT! NAOMI ATTACKS B-FAB & MICHIN! Naomi drags Mia up for a FACEBUSTER! Naomi rains down fists, the ref reprimands and the fans boo, but Naomi tells the ref to back off. Naomi then BOOTS B-Fab off the apron! Naomi goes out after B-Fab to THRWO her into barriers! Naomi SLAPS B-Fab, tells her to stay down, but B-Fab gets up. Naomi fires hands, then she SMACKS B-Fab off the desk! Naomi rains down fists, but here comes Jade! Jade hurries down the ramp, she runs around the way, but Naomi runs away! Jade makes sure B-Fab is okay, but refs have to help her to the back. And what of Mia? Will she even be able to compete?
Charlotte makes her entrance, not really caring about what Naomi just did to Mia. But that means she also crosses paths with Jade. The fans like the look of this stare down, but Jade and Charlotte both let the other slide. Charlotte gets her pyro, and it seems she’ll still get her match. Will Mia be little more than an appetizer now?
The bell rings, and Charlotte BOOTS Mia down! Cover, TWO! Mia stays in this and the fans rally up. Charlotte just struts around while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns, Charlotte has Mia down with a chinlock, but the fans rally up. Mia fights up, fires body shots, and she then blocks a shot to ROCK Charlotte! Mia ROCKS Charlotte again and again, then reels her in for a TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up as Mia hurries to cover, TWO! Mia drags Charlotte up, wrenches, but Charlotte says no to Da Feet! BIG back suplex! Mia stagger sup, Charlotte whips her, but Mia reverses! Charlotte goes up and out, BOOTS her away, then slingshots in and rolls Mia! Mia rolls through and BUZZSAWS! Mia runs corner to corner, but Charlotte avoids the cannonball!
Charlotte YAKUZA KICKS Mia down, then fires herself up! The fans “WOO~!” as Charlotte has Mia in the drop zone,. Charlotte steps on her, goes up the corner, but Mia gets underneath her! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives and Mia is shocked! Mia nods as the fans rally back up, and she brings Charlotte up. But Charlotte ROCKS Mia! Mia SOBATS, PELES, and then runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Charlotte stays in this, Mia grows frustrated, but the fans continue to rally. Mia uses that energy to stay focused, and she stalks Charlotte to waistlock. But Charlotte ELBOWS her away!
Charlotte CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOSP! Charlotte winds up, and she CHOPS again! Mia sputters, but then she dodges the boot! Charlotte is caught, and Mia hits a SAIDO! Charlotte flounders to a corner, the fans rally behind Mia, and Mia runs up, CANNONBALL! Mia hurries to wrench and EAT- NO, Charlotte shoves Mia away! Charlotte gets under, back suplexes, but Mia lands out! EAT DA FEET!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Charlotte’s long legs help her survive by a literal foot! Mia is beside herself while Charlotte bails out. Mia storms after Charlotte, runs up, but Charlotte dodges! Mia’s kick hits steel steps!
Mia hobbles away, goes to the apron, but Charlotte CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg out! Charlotte grabs Mia’s leg, drops a KNEE on the knee, but fans chant, “We Want Tiffy!” Charlotte just steps through, FIGURE FOUR, into FIGURE EIGHT!! Mia taps, Charlotte wins!
Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission
Charlotte got more of a fight out of Mia than expected, but she still won. Will The Queen be more than ready to reign again after WrestleMania?
Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.
Jackie Redmond is with the WWE Women’s Champion and says Charlotte certainly looks confident. Let’s be real, Charlotte came at Tiff pretty hard. It got a lot of people talking. Tiff says yes, people talk. And Charlotte sure loves to hear herself talk. Ten years into the business and Charlotte is still so insecure that she can’t let a “rookie” get a word out. But last week, Tiff did learn something: She learned that walking into WrestleMania, she isn’t the one with something to lose. Truth is, if Tiff loses, then she lost to the great Charlotte Flair, as just a 25-year-old rookie with one year into SmackDown.
But if Charlotte loses… Well, then she lost to an “undeserving, delusional, unoriginal, backflip doing, blonde-hair-having, little girl.” Did she get it all? And Tiff can’t wait to hear the look on Charlotte’s face when they hear the words, “And STILL!” Then maybe Charlotte will finally shut up for the sake of literally everyone! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Tiff will make damn sure what stays is Charlotte’s massive ego. Tiff is walking into and out of Mania as the WWE Women’s Champion. Tootles! Tiff heads out, will it still be #TiffyTime after WrestleMania?
Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre!
The Viper told Cody how proud he was, but also how he wants the next shot after John Cena. The Scottish Terminator took offense to that, and basically said he is taking that shot instead. Will this match be an unofficial #1 contender’s match between these two former world champions?
SmackDown returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans sing, “OH~, Drew McIntyre~!” and chant “R K O! R K O!” Drew and Orton circle, tie up, and they go around in a deadlock. Drew powers Orton to a corner, but Orton headlocks back. Drew powers up and out, then he runs Orton over! Orton hurries to ropes and Drew mockingly asks, “How’s the back feel, Randy?” Orton stands, he and Drew reset, and the fans duel some more. Drew calls for a knuckle lock, Orton accepts, but then Drew kicks low! Drew bumps Orton off buckles, then climbs up, but he panders for too long and Orton YANKS him down!
The fans fire up as Orton climbs now! Orton rains down fists, and the fans count to nine. Orton hops down, brings Drew around, and POSTS him for ten! Drew tumbles out of the ring, Orton goes out after him, and they’re by the desk! But Drew kicks Orton first and SMACKS him off the desk! Drew clears the desk, and he brings Orton up for the DESK- NO, Orton fights free! Orton turns things around, DESK BACK SUPLEX for Drew! The fans fire up while Orton leaves Drew behind, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Drew writhes on the floor, but Orton goes out to fetch him! Orton brings Drew around, UPPERCUTS him, then says one more time! DESK BACK SUPLEX! Drew writhes as that desk stays standing! Orton grins, refreshes the ring count, and then he storms up on Drew. Drew pokes Orton in the eye! Drew POSTS Orton now, then brings him around to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into barriers! Orton slumps down, and Drew also grits his teeth from that double-edged attack, but Drew fires up as he stands tall. Drew drags Orton up, puts him in the ring, then stalks Orton. Drew looms over Orton, and HIP DROPS him!
Orton sputters, Drew says one more time, and he winds up for the HIP DROP! Drew paces around Orton, says maybe one more time, and he pretends he can’t hear the fans. Drew winds up again, but Orton flips over! Hip drop meets kneecaps! And then Orton pokes Drew in the eyes! The ref reprimands but Orton rises up. Drew sputters and flounders, Orton ROCKS him with a right! Drew ROCKS Orton back! Drew storms up, Orton kicks low, but Drew fires another haymaker! The haymakers go back and forth, Orton gets the edge, but Drew GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO! Drew clamps onto Orton with an armlock!
SmackDown returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Orton fights up, pries at the chinbar, and then throws right hands! Drew CHOPS Orton in return! The fans “WOO~” and Drew winds up. Drew ROCKS Orton again, eggs him on, then CHOPS again! Drew shoves Orton to a corner, CHOPS again, then dares Orton to fight! Drew whips corner to corner, but Orton comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! Drew swings, Orton dodges, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up as Orton stalks Drew to the apron. Drew HOTSHOTS Orton first! Drew then runs in, but Orton puts him through the ropes!
The fans fire up as Orton has Drew for the DRAPING DDT! The fans fire up for Orton, and Orton hears those voices! Drew rises, but then Orton spots KEVIN OWENS! The Prizefighter is on the ramp, Orton glares at him, but then he turns around into a CLAYMORE!! Cover, DREW WINS!
Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall
Kevin’s mere presence costs Orton, and now Drew has a huge win propelling him down the Road to WrestleMania! As for Orton, Kevin drags him out of the ring, SMACKS him off the desk, and then climbs up to join him! The fans boo but Kevin and his hot pink sneakers have Orton in position, but Orton slips free and TRIPS Kevin up! Kevin hits the desk then the floor! Orton staggers around, the fans rally behind him, and Orton stalks Kevin to the corner of the barriers. Orton lines up the shot! Orton runs in, but Kevin jumps over barriers! Security is there to stop Orton from pursuing, so Kevin runs away into the night!
The fans boo, but The Viper was that close! Will Orton be able to strike Kevin down and completely take him out?
Fire, thunder, smoke…
The force of nature is drawing ever closer. And he’s ready to fly! REY FENIX arrives next Friday Night SmackDown!
Jimmy Uso VS The Miz!
#BigJim gave Gunther a piece of his mind and a mark on his cheek, but it seems not everyone got the message. Will the Hollywood A-lister soon star in the Uso Penitentiary? Or will he prove Jimmy is NOT ready for a world champion level opponent?
The bell rings and the two tie up. Jimmy powers Miz to a corner, Miz turns things around, and the ref counts. Miz takes a swing, Jimmy ducks it to CHOP! And CHOP! Miz shoves Jimmy back, then runs up, but Jimmy TACKLES Miz! Jimmy rains down fists, Miz shoves him away to go to ropes, but Jimmy storms back up. Miz ELBOWS Jimmy away, then runs back up, only for Jimmy to LARIAT him down! The fans fire up while Jimmy storms up on Miz. Jimmy CHOPS Miz, has him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Miz reverses, Jimmy goes up and over, then UPPERCUTS! Miz staggers back to ropes, but Jimmy is right on him.
Jimmy whips, Miz reverses and kitchen sink knees! Then basement BOOTS! The fans fire up, Miz scowls, and Miz KNEES Jimmy in the back again and again. Miz stalks Jimmy to the ropes now, and he CHOKES Jimmy! The ref counts, Miz runs, and Miz STRADDLE ATTACKS! The fans boo, but Miz runs again. Jimmy ducks the boot, then dodges a lariat! Jimmy runs up to LARIAT Miz up and out! The fans fire up and Jimmy builds speed, but Miz runs away! Jimmy smirks as he goes out the side, and UPPERCUTS Miz over the barriers! Jimmy makes sure Gunther knows he’s coming to get him, but SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and both men are down. Miz and Jimmy crawl, and Jimmy pounds the mat. The fans rally, Jimmy rises and runs up to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And mule kick! Jimmy then UPPERCUTS Miz, dodges a lariat, then SAMOAN DROPS! The fans fire up, Jimmy goes to the corner, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs in, but Miz puts him on the apron! Jimmy UPPERCUTS again! Jimmy climbs, leaps, but Miz gets under! Miz then waistlocks, ripcords, and MOVIE MAKER! Fans boo that blatant parody, but Miz full nelsons! Jimmy drops, victory rolls, TWO! Miz has the cover, TWO! Miz hurries to BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally up as Jimmy survives! Miz stalks Jimmy, the fans rally up more, and Miz fires a KICK! And then another KICK! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, but then Miz winds up. Jimmy ducks the buzzsaw, Miz blocks the superkick, but the DRAGON WHIP connects! Miz rebounds to B-MOVIE KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! The parodies don’t get it done, but Miz still has his original work to fall back on. The fans rally for “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Miz runs in, A-LIST LARIAT! Miz shoves Jimmy down, then springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! Jimmy hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jimmy wins!
Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall
Miz may be a movie star, but Big Jim’s the one winning this main event! Jimmy then borrows Joe Tessitore’s headset to call out Gunther! He’s coming after dat ass on Monday! Gunther won’t be the ring general, he will be “Private Gunther,” and he will salute Big Jim! Uh, uh, YEET! Will Jimmy be the one making examples out of the World Heavyweight Champion? Or will everything come crashing down when Gunther gets his turn?
Drew McIntyre returns backstage.
And he says hey to Lewis Capaldi, the Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter, and also a big fan of Drew’s. They’re ready to have a good night in the pub, but Jackie Redmond walks over to congratulate him on the win tonight. She was hoping to get some thoughts on that victory and what happened with Orton and Kevin. Drew says it’s alright, this is what happens. He doesn’t care about anybody else’s business, but no one gets away with screwing him over. And when no one meddles in his business, he wins! Drew called out Priest, where is he? Priest doesn’t have the balls! So time to get mad in the pubs, everyone’s invited!
Drew turns the corner, but PRIEST IS THERE! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the door, then throws him into road cases! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the trunk of a car, and then again! Or since it’s London, “the boot.” The driver complains, but Priest BODY SLAMS that guy through a table! Drew comes back to KNEE Priest low, SMACK him off the trunk, and then off the side! They go to the hood, or bonnet for UK. Drew drags Priest up, but Priest CLAWS Drew’s eyes! Priest then sends Drew SOUTH OF HEAVEN through the windshield! Priest tells security that he’s done for now. Any more jokes, Drew? Didn’t think so! RIP, jackass!
Priest leaves, the producers hurry to help Drew, and Drew’s got glass in his eye! Will that glass help Drew see why he shouldn’t piss off the Punisher?
CM Punk heads to gorilla.
He has a security detail with him, and he passes by Drew writhing in pain. Punk chuckles, then continues on. Will his contract signing with Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins be just as brutal? We find out, after the break.
Nick Aldis is in the ring.
The SmackDown General Manager welcomes us back, and says it is his honor and privilege to be here in the O2 in London. Now, we all know why he and this table is here, and why additional security is here tonight. Tonight, we are here to sign a contract for a Triple Threat. Perhaps the biggest Triple Threat in the history of WrestleMania: Seth Rollins VS CM Punk VS Roman Reigns! The fans cheer all those names, and here comes the OTC! London puts the ones up, and Paul Heyman accompanies THE Tribal Chief out on stage. Roman raises his finger to the sky for the pyro, then security follows him to the ring.
SmackDown goes picture in picture as Roman’s entrance continues, and he raises his finger to the sky for the second round of pyro. Roman steps into the ring, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Heyman hands him a mic. The fans sing, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!” Roman nods, the fans cheer, and now they chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman tells London, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again, and again chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman smiles, but he sees the chairs are not to his liking. Heyman makes sure to put one at the head of the table. Heyman also dusts the chair off while Roman enjoys the singing of, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!”
Roman takes a seat and says that was beautiful. The way they sing to their Tribal Chief, it’s just beautiful. The singing continues, and Heyman even joins in! Roman smiles, and he says that is what he’s talking about. That’s the OTC for you, baby! The biggest star on the planet! The OTC came here for two reasons. One: to be acknowledged; check! And two: to sign this contract. Roman does just that, and he says he’s checked both boxes. That means- “BURN IT DOWN!” Seth Rollins interrupts! The fans now sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins struts out in his red wine paisley suit and conducts the O2 Choir all the way into the ring.
The fans cheer while Roman frowns, but Rollins takes the seat to Roman’s left. Rollins offers Heyman a chance to sing to this song, but Heyman frowns. Rollins chuckles, and he says the fans do have beautiful singing voices. He doesn’t know why Roman is in such a hurry to leave, though! This is their building! There’s a lot of history here! 12 years ago, they landed on the roof of this place in a helicopter! They came down those stairs over there, “ready to burn down the old guard!” They put the Undertaker down through the desk, and they were going to remake this company in their image!
Now don’t get him wrong, Rollins knows a lot has happened since then. They fought against each other, with each other, a little bit of love and a whole lot of hate. But Rollins dare says, as the fans continue to sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~,” that Rollins and Roman accomplished their mission. The fans start to chant for CM Punk, but Rollins tunes them out. Roman says, “We? We? You keep saying we. Our mission? We died a long time ago. It’s only been ME. You been here, but I done all the work! I’ve made this place what it is today! I took us to the level that we are here today! I made this place better than we found it!
“I’m the one that made us desirable to Netflix! I’m the one that took us into billion-dollar deals! Tell me, what have you done?” Rollins shouts, “I’ll tell you what I’ve done! YOU, YOU, YOU, it’s that mindset that keeps me having to screw you! You understand that? And your biggest mistake is not understanding the danger that’s right in front of us! The danger that’s right in front of you! You let the biggest snake in the world, CM Punk, into the garden! And you could’ve cut his head off at WarGames! But instead, you shook his hand. You could’ve let me finish him inside the cage at The Garden, but you didn’t. And now, I am left to do what I always do: Clean up your mess, again.”
Rollins drops his mic, picks up the pen, and signs his part. And now, here comes CM PUNK! The fans fire up and sing along with Cult of Personality, then join in on saying, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” Punk goes to the ring, but as he grabs a mic, he goes up a corner, just like he did last Friday. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and sign a contract. And I’m all outta bubblegum.” The fans cheer the Rowdy Roddy Piper reference, and Punk hops down to take his seat on Roman’s right. Punk looks over said contract, but Roman asks if Punk needs a highlighter or something. What’s he doing? Just go to page four, clause five.
Punk does as Roman says, but Roman says Punk needs to hurry, this is precious TV time. Punk reads the segment, Roman tells Heyman to just smarten Punk up. Heyman tells Punk he knows what Punk is looking for. It is in there. They’re closing the show at WrestleMania. The fans go wild hearing that! Heyman tells Punk that he gets to live his dream of dreams. CM Punk will be a WrestleMania main eventer! The fans cheer and while Roman smiles, Rollins is furious. Roman says, “One man’s dream is another man’s favor! CHECK!” Wait, this was the favor? Rollins says no! This is not something to laugh at, and Punk does not get to tear up!
Punk is NOT deserving! He does NOT deserve this! The fans boo but Rollins continues to throw a fit! Main eventing WrestleMania is SACRED, the most important thing in the world to Rollins! More than anything! Except the fact that Punk NEVER gets to main event! This is all Roman’s fault! This is all Heyman’s fault! Rollins THROWS his mic down, paces angrily, but Punk picks up the mic. The fans cheer Punk on again, and Punk stands to thank London, to thank Chicago, to thank Louisville, Kentucky, and to thank ALL the fans. As corny as it sounds, he thanks the WWE Universe who stood by him and chanted his name for TEN LONG YEARS!
Roman says hold on, hold on. Punk shouldn’t be thanking the fans! He should be thanking the Tribal Chief! It is because of Roman that Punk gets this honor! So please, take this moment, close the show with that acknowledgement! Do this the right way. The credits are already rolling as Punk kneels before Roman!? Punk smiles, and he thanks “My Tribal Chief, the holder of the ula fala, the Head of the Table, the… Big Dog? Thank you for allowing a kid from Chicago to be graced by your presence. Thank you, My Tribal Chief, for allowing me to stand in your ring. And thank you so much. Thank you, Roman Reigns, so very much.
“But because of you, I will see you in the main event of WrestleMania.” And again, Rollins is agonizing over this. Punk finishes putting his signature on the contract, and London tells him, “You Deserve It!” Punk thanks Roman again, and then says, “But that’s not the favor that I’m owed.” WHAT?! Roman looks at Heyman and Heyman can’t look him in the eye! If getting this Triple Threat made into the main event isn’t the gift of the Wise Man, then what is?!
My Thoughts:
A good SmackDown, but they pulled off quite the paradox. They made it feel like they were struggling to fill three hours, yet they also filled the show to the point where that contract signing segment was almost bleeding over the three hour mark. Ironically, part of the problem was just how excited the London crowd was for this. The superstars still wanted to enjoy the chants and songs, but that’s time SmackDown doesn’t have to spare. It made the opening promo from Cody, Orton and Drew take longer, and it kinda did the same to the contract signing at the end. Even so, we still got a very good promo, and good stuff to set up Orton VS McIntyre.
Orton VS McIntyre was a great match, but of course Kevin costs Orton. McIntyre gets his win, Kevin and Orton have a bit of a brawl, but of course Kevin ends up on the losing end and runs off. McIntyre’s trash talk also comes back to bite him as Priest gets the better of him in their brawl. Here’s hoping Drew didn’t actually get glass in his eye, but that being the thing in kayfabe can be some good stuff. I can imagine McIntyre with an eyepatch, and he takes it off at the opportune time to get the better of Priest in their match. Also what a fitting choice for Punk to be passing by Drew suffering because of real glass.
Very good title matches tonight, but of course the status quo was kept. Pretty Deadly gets to look great here in London, but the Profits only just got the belts, they’re not going to be transitional champions like that. And Knight VS Braun was really good stuff, but honestly, Jacob Fatu going after them both should’ve been a given. Jacob also had a great promo with Solo & Tama to start adding to that divide between Jacob and Solo. I would hope Solo doesn’t screw Jacob out of the US Championship, but it feels like he will as Solo won’t stand for Jacob defying his authority, even though Solo’s been trying to make Jacob the champion all along.
Very good stuff from Jimmy Uso tonight, from his promo with #MeloDon’tMiz and then a great match with Miz. Their match ended up the de facto main event match, so that’s also great for both guys. Great win for Jimmy, but that’s likely because Jimmy is losing big time to Gunther on Monday. And it might just be me, but it feels like only now is the Jey VS Gunther build really moving, largely in part because Jimmy got involved. Jimmy’s promo after his match is something along the lines of what Jey should be saying. But I suppose as brothers, Jimmy is the one who knows Jey best and knows what Jey needs to be motivated again. And seeing Jimmy get beat up by Gunther will definitely motivate Jey…
Good final vignettes for Rey Fenix and Aleister Black. I’m a little surprised they confirmed Rey Fenix is showing up next week, and that they confirmed who Rey Fenix even is. I believe commentary confirmed Rey Fenix is Penta’s real brother, even namedropped “Lucha Brothers,” but all that is still surprising considering Fenix is going to start on SmackDown. Aleister’s vignette (at least I am fairly confident it’s his) was giving us glimpses of his silhouette, but I think there was usage of AI in the snake imagery. It was fine they did it for El Grande Americano because that is all trolling, but they really should try and do things the old fashioned way of photoshop and stock imagery.
Very good stuff in the Women’s Division tonight, though the WWE Women’s Championship portion was the weaker. Naomi’s got a great Heel persona going, her promo was great, and her going after B-Fab & Michin over them supporting Jade was a great detail. Jade runs Naomi off, helps B-Fab, but there was no helping Michin in being fed to Charlotte. Tiffany had a decent promo, and it does fit how Charlotte kept her from speaking so she finally gets things out here. It didn’t really add that much, though, but they already gave us a great brawl so not sure what more they can give.
KC Squared VS The Secret Her-vice was a very good match, but of course Chelsea made sure her team won. A Six Woman Tag of Zelina & KC Squared VS The Green Administration is certainly coming, to help give us Zelina VS Chelsea for the Women’s US Championship.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 3.27.2025
Bad news out of the TNA management side, but this is a taped episode from El Paso! So we won’t see any of the fallout just yet!

Now we all heard the news about the TNA change in hierarchy, and I…have no positive outlook on that. Delirious sucked at booking and creative in the dying days of ROH before it got bought as a B show. Dreamer having even more control is concerning because his ideas the last two years haven’t been much better.
Gail leaving makes more sense to me. Be it firing or a “you can’t quit, you’re fired” kind of situation, the Knockouts division is the worst it’s been in a long time and Gail was close with Scott D’Amore. So I don’t think Gail parting ways is as big of a problem since TNA has slowly been bleeding out with the Scott faithful.
Granted, I think the next few shows were already taped before the firing so things shouldn’t be completely unwatchable for at least a week or two. So let’s see where we’re going.
.@WeAreRosemary sends @XiaBrookside a CHILLING message!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/LaVxF6l2yc pic.twitter.com/srciTTbel0
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) March 28, 2025
Ratings:
- Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge: Ash wins via Rarefied Air – ** 1/4
- Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr: Chavo wins via Gory Bomb into Frog Splash – *** 1/4
- Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich: Masha wins via Russian Death Device – ***
- Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin: Eric wins via Piledriver – ** 1/2
- Seto & Mokuba – I mean – Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater: Nic wins via Danger Zone – *** 1/4
Results:
Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge
Ash and Gigi start off, Gigi with a little Rascalz after her first takedown. So both her and Wentz are making it obvious something’s going on between them, and I’m not mad at it. Good for my man Wentz.
Tatum and Gigi get some quick tandem offense in, Ash does manage to scurry off to a tag and Heather gets bent into a Pretzel. Some kind of Inverted Tarantula from Tatum, Gigi tags in, Bronco Buster on Heather followed by Kawada Kicks. Heather sells against the ropes, Gigi goes for a Hesitation Dropkick, but Concierge pulls her away so Gigi crashes and burns. Ref is distracted, Ash gets in some cheap shots and then the Elegant duo starts working over Gigi. A few quick tags, but once Heather comes in, Gigi fights out of the corner, gets the hot tag to Tatum. Tatum stacks up both Elegance members, Corner Stacked Crossbody, Butterfly Suplex and an Elbow Drop with some some flare. Tatum goes to the top rope, Heather pulls Gigi off the apron, Concierge shoves Tatum off the turnbuckle and Ash hits Rarefied Air for the win.
Post match the Elegance Clique wants to make their wish with the cake, they light the candles and Tatum and Gigi recover enough to do what we all expected last week, the cake in the face spot. Some…suggestive licking from both of our Hot Topic Hotties, so…no complaints here.
.@Ashamae_Sebera, @Heathereckless and @IamGeorgeIceman are having a meltdown!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/LaVxF6l2yc pic.twitter.com/FnKwPqm2ff
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) March 28, 2025
Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr
Chavo and Kaz start since he’s King Petty, a quick rope run turns into a Headscissor from Chavo. Kaz recovers, they lock up, Kaz hits the Knee Lift during the lock up to tag out to KC. KC pulls off some athletic dodges, gloats a bit so Chavo waits, measures and nails a gorgeous Dropkick. Laredo comes in on fire, quick high spots that send KC bouncing around like HBK against Hulk. KC powders after sells the Satellite Takedown, AJ checks on him and we go to commercial.
Back from commercial, Octagon is lighting up KC’s chest with overhand chops, he perches, Sunset Headscissor Flip from corner to corner, KC tries to Back Drop him but Octagon does a headstand, kicks KC away and lays him out with a high spot. AJ gets on the apron to stop Octagon from running the ropes, the referee has a stroke or something because he stops paying attention and AJ pulls Octagon out of the ring and chucks him. KC with the Tope con Hilo and tag (tag ropes haven’t mattered since the 80s we all know this). So AJ is getting taunted by the crowd in Spanish, but he’s manhandling Octagon since it looks like a Child fighting their parent. AJ knocks off Chavo and Laredo, Laredo pops up and tries to get involved but he’s caught on the shoulders, Octagon goes for the Crossbody but gets caught and AJ pulls off “World’s Strongest Wasteland” but Chavo breaks up the pinfall. AJ throws Octagon into the corner, Tennessee Whiskey, and tag out to KC. KC hits a few moves, but starts to lose the momentum until he connects with a Super Kick. Simultaneous rope run into the Dueling Crossbodies, so we get the timely tag outs from both sides. Kaz and Laredo come in, Laredo lands like two moves before Kaz hits a Sole Butt, Lariat and eats his lunch. KC and Kaz try to double team Laredo but he fights out and the crowd is chanting for Chavo.
Chavo tags in, and he’s rocking KC, Saito Suplex, Low Bridge to AJ, Reverse the Whip so Chavo goes to the corner and perches, KC feeds, Chavo Backflips to safety, rolls through and lays out KC. Chavo is feeling himself, 3 Amigos start on KC but only 2, Kaz comes in and Chavo switches to Kaz for the Amigos, only 2 again before AJ breaks it up. AJ goes for the disrespect, but Chavo counters and hits the 3 Amigos on the biggest Culero. Aztec Warriors dive to stop AJ and Kaz, KC tries a Dirty Victory Roll but Chavo kicks out. GORY BOMB into FROG SPLASH!
Chavo looked fantastic and he’s the one in the best shape in the ring. I wouldn’t be mad at more Chavito.
Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich
I expect very little from this match.
Collar and Elbow, gator rolling for the first 30 seconds or so, then Jacy goes to some Hair Pull takedowns and does a little taunt before Masha pops back up and hits a Lariat into a Dive. Jacy sells it like she’s really hurt, even the ref tries to hold Masha back a little before Masha gets annoyed and just grabs her, Masha throws her in, looks for a Dive and Jacy sees it and powders. Masha tries to go back to the well for the Dive again but Jacy hits the Uppercut and then an Apron Run PK to drop Masha. Forearms rain down into a Foot Choke as Jacy continues to arrogantly play to the crowd. Another Foot Choke into a Cannonball, and near fall.
Masha gets space with a Sole Butt, tries to snap off Requiem but Jacy fights off, fights through a Sunset Flip another effective PK keeps Masha on her ass. Jacy looks for a kinda half-assed Camel Clutch as Masha is fighting up, but Jacy runs her into the corner, gets distracted mouthing off to the crowd, so Masha recovers, 5 Hole Up Kick sends Jacy into the corner, Yakuza Kick into Capo Kick for two. Requiem attempt again, but Jacy pushes off, a little back and forth, Masha tries a Backslide but Jacy gets away and hits a V-Trigger but only a 2 count. Jacy looks for the Discus Punch but Masha ducks it, they strike back and forth, but some dodges from both leave the exchange more even. Jacy with the Front Kick to the face sends Masha to the outside. Jacy wants another PK, but Masha blocks, Electric Chair Apron Snake Eyes. Masha throws her in, a PK into a near all. Requiem attempt 3, and thwarted from Jacy with a Superkick into a Neckbreaker. Senton misses from Jacy, Buzzsaw Kick, into Spinning Back Kick and Russian Death Device for the win.
Better than I expected, and Tessa attacks as soon as the bell rings. Xia Brookside and Lei Ying Li make the save after Tessa grabs the belt.
Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin
Ace and Eric tie up, World of Sport start but as soon as Ace starts to get away EY punches him in the face. Eric looks at the camera and says “This is what trust looks like”, turns his back on Ace, when Ace looks to attack, the loser duo cut him off. EY takes advantage of the weird situation, but Ace with some Up and Over quick spots, into an Inside Cradle and La Magistral. EY kicks out of the quick flash attempts, but eats a Dropkick, and Ace goes all Speed Kils on him with fast strikes and then a face buster for another near fall. Strike spot very early in the match, Ace gets the best of it, goes for a Tear Drop Suplex but EY sits on it to block, Headlocks to keep him close and then a snap Lariat into beatdown bully tactics. EY takes the referee’s attention and one of the nerds punch Ace in the face.
Eric tries to lean on Ace, but Ace fires, a few strikes, Click Click Boom, the Miz Seated Lariats in the corner, Mochizuki Triangle Kick connects! Only a 2 count, but Ace seems to be in control. Ace puts EY on the ropes, a few strikes to keep him rocked, wants a Superplex, but EY blocks, bites the face and Macho Elbow gets a very close two count. EY tries the Piledriver but Ace turns it into a Jacknife Cradle,Spinning Heel Kick, calls for The Fold, but the losers hop on the apron to distract, Ace attacks them. Ace tries to time out the Triangle Kick again, but Eric dodges, throws Ace head first through the buckles. As Ace stumbles out of the corner, Piledriver, and it’s over.
Oh look it’s the “we’ll hear from Joe Hendry” segment. Again, I’ve loved this gimmick since Day 1, even didn’t hate his What Culture Pro stuff, but there is such a thing as milking a cow too much.
Elijah interrupts the whole “Who’s next” speech. When Elijah comes out he says he’s not the challenger and he believes in Joe. The crowd wants Elijah to turn on Hendry. Elijah pauses for a moment, and starts proving his friendship with stating his favorite color and a little “You Got a Friend in Me”. The crowd is into singing along and waving their cameras like Lighters to a 30 year old song. THANKFULLY Kaz breaks up the hug fest. Now he gets the “Culero” chant.
Kaz pulls out a Bass…what the hell is this Jam Session. Kaz has to warm up so he plays “La Cucaracha” on the bass. Kaz…is a national treasure. Hendry kicks Kaz out of the ring after his Heelish and playfully racially charged song choices. Kaz tries to sow dissension, but Joe and Elijah pinball Kaz between them. Kaz slips a power move and tries to shove Elijah into Joe but Elijah puts the brakes on, a small tense moment. But then Joe and Elijah play “Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey, Goodbye”…and that goes right into a commercial. Oddly…perfect.
Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater
Nic shoots the half immediately for a flash pinfall but Leon kicks out at one. Nic continues to keep things grounded with his amateur wrestling skills, and then does a little Dolph Ziggler show off. So Nic isn’t really taking this seriously, and Leon starts getting the best of things with an Arm Wringer, into drag, Shoulder Tackle and rope run as Nic tries to Leap Frog and Leon puts on the brakes and just shoves Nic on his ass. Nic gets annoyed, a few strikes, grinds his face along the ropes, but Leon keeps stringing some offense together, Back Handspring Elbow into his Corner con Hilo.
Ahh the classic formula of the commercial gives the heel the advantage, Twisting Suplex from Leon stops Nic’s offense momentum, right hand, Leon lifts Nic up for something, Nic slips it, kicks him in the gut, looks for the FameAsser, but Leon catches him into a Blue Thunder Bomb variation. Slater wants the Swanton 450, but Nic powders. Leon tries to adjust into a Dive, but Nic cuts him off, counter for counter and a FameAsser out of the counters for a two count. Nic starts the big brother tactics, bootwashes and arrogance, Slater fires, punches into a Yakuza Kick. Leon wants another Lethal Injection variant, but Nic catches him into a Rear Naked Choke. Slater tries to turn it into a pin so Nic breaks it. Leon wants a Leg Lariat but misses and gets unceremoniously dropped by Nic. Nic puts Leon up on the buckles, Superplex possibly but Slater counters, tries to collect himself for a move, but Nic falls into the ropes to crotch Leon, and finally hits the Superplex.
Twist of Slate from Leon, Swanton 450 but knees get up. Locomotion Cradles from both but they kick out, Ryan picks the ankle to trip up Leon just a touch and then Danger Zone ends the match.
Ryan starts the post match beatdown, but the Hardy’s music hits and they come down to the ring for the save. Matt challenges the Nemeths for Rebellion because they’re not medically cleared yet.
Overall Score: 6.5/10
Decent story motion, no match was offensive, and there was actually some solid match action for television standards. I don’t have a ton to complain about aside from the Knockouts Division is in a weird spot, and giving Hendry a lot of just talking and hollow payoff segments feels stupid. If we need to hear from him every week, give him a talk segment like Highlight Reel or something. Yes I know First Class just got The Penthouse, but if Hendry is going to talk more than wrestle, give him a talk segment for us to sink our teeth into.
There was the announcement that Xia, Lei Ying and Masha will face Tessa, Jacy and a mystery partner. So you gotta wonder if there’s going to be another NXT mercenary, a surprise return or if it’ll just be Rosemary since she’s got her issues with Xia. Also I just realized that Unbreakable is going to be on a Thursday, seemingly after iMPACT? I’m gonna have to see how they do it, because if there’s an Impact episode and 2-3 hour PLE…I do not want to be awake until 1am. People need to work, and I will be Unwakeable if things go that long.
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