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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (12/16/23)
It’s a cold Collision!
Baby it’s gold outside!
The AEW Continental Classic continues with Blue League action while Orange Cassidy puts up his International Championship against Bryan Keith! Will the Bounty Hunter have his prize?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Andrade El Idolo VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins.
- Abadon VS Jazmin Allure; Abadon wins.
- AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Bryan Keith; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
- Texas Street Fight: Willow Nightingale & Kris Statlander VS Mercedes Martinez & Diamante; Willow & Kris win.
- Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Kerry Wright; Cage wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Eddie Kingston VS Daniel Garcia; Eddie wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Brody King VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Eddie Kingston speaks.
“Ugh, why do you guys always do this right before I gotta fight? I wanna fight, I don’t wanna, ugh, God, why? Listen, if I lose to Garcia tonight, I’m outta the tournament. I lose the two titles that mean the world to me. So guess what? I’m not gonna lose. Garcia, get outta the way, bro, wait your turn. Cuz this is my time. It’s my turn. Saturday~.”
Daniel Garcia speaks.
“Eddie Kingston, let’s get one thing straight. You don’t respect me and I don’t respect you either. And I know we’re both in so much physical pain from this tournament, but the pain that you feel is nothing in comparison to what you’re gonna feel when I take the most important thing in the world from you.”
Claudio Castagnoli speaks.
“Andrade. Last week, you showed that you would do whatever it takes to win. And while I can respect that, you tried to hurt one of the Blackpool Combat Club. So tonight, I’m gonna get some payback.”
Andrade El Idolo speaks.
“First, Garcia. And everyone saw what I did to Danielson, then Brody. I respect your power, Claudio. But this is my time. And you are next.”
Brody King speaks.
“Tonight, Garland, Texas, it’s make or break for me in the C2. And live on Collision, you’re gonna see me rip the wings of a dragon. HARU!”
Bryan Danielson speaks.
“Brody King and I each have one loss in the Continental Classic, and if either of us wanna make the semifinals, we can’t afford to lose another one. So tonight, something’s gotta give. And no matter how banged up I am, it’s not gonna be me.”
Orange Cassidy speaks.
“Um, I don’t… I don’t know what this is.” Freshly Squeezed may have stumbled his way into the cold open, but will he stay golden through the Winter chill?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Andrade El Idolo VS Claudio Castagnoli!
The Face of Latino Wrestling leads the way at 3-0 while the Swiss Superman is 1-2. But will Claudio rebound by bringing Andrade down? Or will this ungovernable be untouchable in the tournament?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. They circle, and Andrade wants a handshake but Claudio shoves him! Andrade brushes that off, they circle and tie up. Claudio powers Andrade to a corner, Andrade goes up, and Claudio gives him another shove. Andrade shoves back, they tie up, and they go around along the ropes again. Andrade has Claudio on the ropes, but then headlocks. Claudio powers out, they RAM shoulders, but neither falls. They RAM shoulders again, and again, and again! Neither man is backing down, and the fans fire up! Claudio UPPERCUTS, runs, and RAMS Andrade! Andrade RAMS Claudio back, runs, but Claudio THROWS him at ropes!
Andrade goes Spider-Man! Fans cheer as Andrade goes tranquilo to boot. Claudio runs in but Andrade dumps him out! Andrade then builds speed but Claudio is back to LARIAT! Fans boo but Claudio soaks up the heat. Claudio ROCKS Andrade, has him in the corner, and stomps a mudhole. Claudio digs his boot in, the ref counts, but Claudio lets off. Claudio storms up to UPPERCUT, and the fans rally up for Andrade. Claudio UPPERCUTS again, eggs Andrade on, then whips corner to corner. Andrade tumbles up and out, ELBOWS Claudio, ROCKS him, then goes up a corner. Andrade CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO!
Andrade hurries to trip Claudio, steps through, but Claudio boots him away. Claudio trips Andrade but Andrade grabs ropes! The fans cheer as Andrade gets out of the ring. Claudio waits, Andrade storms back up to the apron, and then runs in. Claudio jukes the ref to fire off on Andrade! Claudio short arm but Andrade ducks the lariat to RANA! Fans fire up as Andrade WRECKS Claudio with a dropkick! Then he PLANCHAS into an UPPERCUT! Fans fire up but are torn, and Claudio puts Andrade in the ring. Cover, ONE!! Andrade shows his toughness but Claudio eggs him on. The fans rally, Claudio runs in to UPPERCUT!
Claudio whips corner to corner, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner again. Claudio runs in, but Andrade kicks the legs out! Claudio hits buckles, he hobbles around, and Andrade DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Then DRAGON SCREW again! Claudio hobbles, swings, but Andrade dodges, only to run into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.
Claudio seethes while Andrade bails out. Claudio storms out after Andrade, and whips him into railing! Claudio goes to the ring while Andrade writhes, and Claudio lets the ring count handle this. Andrade hobbles, the count passes 5 of 10, but Andrade slides in at 8. Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS him! Claudio stands on Andrade at the ropes but the ref backs him off. Claudio clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Andrade down. Andrade fights up, throws body shots, but Claudio knees him low! Claudio snap suplexes! Claudio dusts his hands off while Andrade flounders to the corner. Claudio storms over, HIP DROPS Andrade down, then eggs him on.
Claudio pulls Andrade into a chinlock stretch but Andrade endures. Andrade reaches out, the fans rally up, and Andrade fights up. Collision returns to single picture, but Claudio shifts to an almost cobra clutch hold. But Andrade still endures, throws elbows with his free arm, but Claudio knees low! Claudio suplexes but Andrade slips free! Claudio elbows Andrade away, but then is sent into buckles! Andrade fires up and the fans are with him. Andrade scoops and SLAMS Claudio, scoops and SLAMS again, then runs. Andrade ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Claudio! Fans fire up while both men flounder!
Andrade kips up! Fans fire up again, and Andrade has Claudio in a corner. Andrade rallies the fans with “SI! SI! SI!” Andrade runs corner to corner and back again, but Claudio ducks the Meteora! Then Claudio gets the legs for the GIANT SWING! Claudio goes around and around, stops at TEN, then steps through to SHARPSHOOTER! Andrade endures, the fans rally, but Claudio sits deep on the hold! Andrade pushes up, pushes through, and he trips Claudio up, to have the FIGURE FOUR! “WOO~!” Claudio flails, reaches out, drags Andrade along with him, but Andrade thrashes the leg! ROPEBREAK!
The fans are torn as Andrade has to let Claudio go. Andrade goes to the apron, Claudio crawls, and Andrade pulls off a crossbar protector. But Claudio fires forearms first! Claudio HEADBUTTS, climbs, but Andrade throws hands in return. Claudio fights Andrade’s DDT but Andrade CLUBS him! Andrade shifts to get on top of Claudio, for a SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous and Andrade grins because he knows he’s close. Claudio goes to a corner, Andrade runs corner to corner, CIEN SHADOWS! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and the fans fire up again! Andrade seethes, but then he smirks as he has another idea.
Andrade goes up the corner, pulls that crossbar protector off, but Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio hurries up top, and he SUPERPLEXES! Roll through, but Andrade snap suplexes! Uno Amigo! Dos Amigos! Fans fire up for the Latino Heat, THREE- NO, Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Claudio runs in, into a BOOT! But Claudio blocks the buckle bump! Claudio ELBOWS Andrade again and again, but Andrade hits back! They brawl, then CHOP! Fans “WOO~!” but Claudio UPPERCUTS! Andrade CHOPS, Claudio BOOTS, so Andrade BOOTS! Another BOOT, then boot feint to BACK ELBOW! Cover, TWO!!
Claudio survives and Andrade is beside himself! Andrade drags Claudio up, reels him in, hammerlock, but Claudio RAMS Andrade into the corner! And again! And again! UPPERCUT! Claudio runs in, into BOOTS! Andrade goes up, Claudio ROCKS him again! Claudio fires more shots, climbs back up, but Andrade throws hands. Hammerlock and- NO, Claudio fights that to trip Andrade! Andrade lands on his idolo against the steel! Andrade clutches his leg, did the crossbar do serious damage? The ref puts the padding back on, and Claudio LOW BLOWS Andrade!! Gotch lift, NEUTRALIZER!! Claudio covers, Claudio wins!!
Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Andrade earns 0)
The fans boo, they can’t believe it’d be Claudio who lies, cheats and steals this win! Claudio stays alive for now, but will Andrade still be a semifinalist with one round left to go?
Abadon VS Jazmin Allure!
The Living Dead Girl is still hunting for the TBS Champion, but the Princess of the Black Throne knows how to play mind games. Will Abadon force Hart’s hand with another win? Or will she not be able to resist the Allure?
The bell rings, and Abadon adjusts her neck before she CLOBBERS Jazmin! Abadon rains down fists, then yells at the ref. She “apologizes,” then scoops Allure. Abadon SWINGING SIDE SLAMS Allure, then roars! Fans fire up with her and Abadon drags Allure up. Alllure throws hands, ROCKS and SUPERKICKS Abadon, but Abadon stays on her feet! And Abadon SCORPION KICKS, ROUNDHOUSES and runs, to KNEE Allure down! Abadon drags Allure into the BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!
Winner: Abadon, by pinfall
Quick work for Abadon, that’s 45 wins overall in her AEW career! But wait! The lights go down, and you guessed it, JULIA is here! The fans fire up as the TBS Champion smiles at Abadon. Abadon stares her down, and Julia again sets the belt down in front of her. Abadon reaches out, to TACKLE Julia!! Abadon rains down fists, Julia fights back and she dribbles Abadon off the mat! They scrap, the fans are torn, and Abadon drags Julia up to run and KNEE her down! Julia is dazed, Abadon has the belt. Abadon holds the gold up, but then SKYE BLUE is here? These two stare down, as if looking into a funhouse mirror.
Then they both look at Julia! Until Skye DECKS Abadaon! Skye fires off on Abadon, and then she and Julia get her up, to DOUBLE FACEBUSTER! And again! Then Skye sits Abadon up so Julia can CHOP! Julia holds Abadon up so Skye can CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Then Julia grabs the belt, tells Abadon that she will never have this! Wait, is that Thunder Rosa getting int he ring?! La Mera Mera ROCKS Skye, Abadon ROCKS Julia! The fans are thunderous as Julia & Skye run away! But then Abadon bumps into Rosa, and these two stare down. The fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” to Rosa, and Rosa offers a handshake to Abadon.
Abadon thinks about it, and she accepts! It seems there’s all sorts of developments going on in the AEW Women’s Division! Who will prove they’re the spookiest of them all in time for the holidays?
Backstage interview with The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn.
Renee Paquette is with the returning AEW World Trios Champions, and notes it has been awhile since they’ve been here. The Devil’s Minions took them out, and Daddy Ass says he doesn’t wanna cut her off, but he’s gotta. They have a problem: they’re now pissed off! You mighta knocked them down but the problem is, they got back up! That means- Max Caster has Billy calm down, and says that what this means is, they’re coming for dat ass! Whoever’s under the mask, the Acclaimed’s coming for you. And MJF, well, they were friends, but he put them in danger and didn’t care, so now Caster wants nothing to do with you.
Caster is now heated, so Anthony Bowens says what this boils down to is there’s a group out there that tried to end The Acclaimed’s careers. So consider this the Search & Destroy mission! They will beat those Scooby-Doo villain lookin’ asses the second they find out who they all are! And on top of that, they’ll get back to being the best damn trio in all of AEW history! Because EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed! Whoa, whoa, whoa says Action Andretti & Top Flight. They step in and Dante Martin says first off, cross them off the list, they weren’t the ones who attacked. But second, they were walking by and heard about a challenge.
Darius says in case they weren’t watching at home, The Acclaimed should know that the Coldest Trio in the Game has been cooking. They beat Hardy Party, Penta-Vikingo-Komander, and hey, everyone does love the Acclaimed. But what Action & Top Flight love more is the idea of those titles around their waists. Bowens appreciates the eagerness, but wrong place, wrong time. Next week, Collision in San Antonio, be ready to fight. The Acclaimed heads out, but will their Scissor World Tour end as the holidays begin?
AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Bryan Keith!
Freshly Squeezed went on a Rampage with The Von Erichs and won, but he wasn’t satisfied with that. He offered this match to the Bounty Hunter, and of course the Bounty Hunter accepted. Bryan missed out on the ROH World TV Championship, will he take this title to make up for it?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if BK has it his way!
The bell rings and the fans are on Bryan’s side. Bryan and Cassidy circle and tie up. Bryan headlocks, Cassidy powers out, but Bryan runs him over. Bryan headlocks again, Cassidy powers out again, but then Cassidy headlocks back. Bryan powers out, runs Cassidy over again, then headlocks for a takeover! The fans rally, Cassidy fights up, and he powers out. Cassidy drops, hurdles, and then bypasses. The fans cheer while Bryan stops himself. Bryan is annoyed as Cassidy says hands up, and hands in pockets! Fans cheer, and Bryan CHOPS Cassidy! Bryan whips, Cassidy rolls under then SHOTGUNS! And kips up!
The fans fire up again but Cassidy has to catch his breath from that chop. Bryan get sup in a huff, feints punch and underhooks the arms! Cassidy RAMS Bryan into a corner, the ref counts and Cassidy lets off. Bryan CHOPS again! And again! And again! And AGAIN! Bryan whips, Cassidy goes up and out and then ROCKS Bryan! Bryan just snarls so Cassidy ROCKS him again! Bryan fires up, the fans are with him, and Bryan HEADBUTTS Cassidy! Bryan staggers, Cassidy wobbles, but Cassidy slingshots, runs, and runs, but into a BOOT! Fans fire up again while Cassidy is dazed. Bryan paces and fires up as Collision goes picture in picture.
Bryan hears the fans and runs corner to corner. Cassidy boots, Bryan blocks it and he puts that leg in ropes to DROPKICK it! Cassidy crawls, Bryan stalks him, then Bryan SMASHES the leg! Cassidy writhes, Bryan drags him around, and Bryan stands on the leg to dig into the knee. Then he drops a knee on the knee! Cover, TWO! Bryan argues the count but the count was fair, so Bryan drags Cassidy around. Bryan digs his knee into Cassidy’s leg, then has an INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Cassidy endures, Bryan pushes up for pressure, but Cassidy fires forearms! Bryan puts on more pressure! Cassidy endures, even as Bryan pulls on the leg!
Cassidy drags himself around, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets go, Cassidy bails out, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Bryan drags Cassidy up. Bryan CHOPS Cassidy, then runs, but into a BOOT! Cassidy ELBOWS Bryan, but Bryan BOOTS back! Bryan whips, Cassidy reverses and run sin, but Bryan goes up and over. Cassidy waistlocks, Bryan throws elbows and TORNADO- NO, Cassidy denies, that dodges the boot, then keeps going, tilt-o-whirl DDT! Fans fire up as Bryan tumbles out! Cassidy gets the bad leg working, and he DIVES! Direct hit on Bryan! Cassidy puts Bryan in the ring, the fans rally for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” and Cassidy climbs. Bryan rises up and hurries after him! Cassidy throws elbows to fight Bryan off!
Cassidy throws forearms, but Bryan roars! Cassidy DECKS him! Bryan is down, Cassidy adjusts, but Bryan sits up like a Deadman! Bryan is right up and he RISING HEADBUTTS! Fans fire up with Bryan and he climbs! SUPER EXPLODER!! Bryan runs in, KNEE!! And then the underhooks, for the TIGER- NO, Cassidy fights it! Bryan tries a normal lift, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! BEACH BREAK!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives and the fans are thunderous! Bryan and Cassidy both rise up, and Cassidy “unleashes” kicks. But then he ramps it up to actually kick and stomp! Bryan doesn’t budge, he just roars! Cassidy SUPERKICKS!
Cassidy runs, into a KNEE! Then GAMANGIRI! Bryan goes up, DIAMOND DUST!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cassidy survives but Bryan says he’s gonna shoot for the sky! But Cassidy turns underhooks into Mouse Trap! CASSIDY WINS!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)
The Bounty Hunter aims for titles two nights in a row, but he gets outgunned both times! Cassidy still shows respect by offering a handshake, but Bryan slaps the hand away. Because he gives a tip of the cap! Cassidy does the same with his sunglasses. Will Cassidy’s second run be even better than the first?
Miro speaks.
“What am I doing? I’m not even sure anymore. I thought wrestling poisons her, but maybe it’s she that poisons me. I’ve been talking things that don’t make sense, fighting people that don’t make sense, getting caught up in all that drama that I tried to avoid all along. I am the Redeemer! I don’t want to fight Andrade because he’s my wife’s client. I wanna fight Andrade because he’s an a-hole! And him losing to Claudio tonight brings him one step closer to being eliminated. I am done avoiding people to please my wife, I’m ready to kill everyone to please myself. I fought the light for so long, then I let my darkness consume me. This is the word of The Redeemer.”
Backstage interview with Komander.
Lexi Nair is with the AAA World Cruiserweight Champion and says he had an amazing showing on both AEW Rampage and ROH Final Battle last night, where Komander made it to the finals of the Survival of the Fittest match. Now, with all that- “KOMANDERRR!” Roderick Strong walks in with The Kingdom and they say hola. But despite all the good things Lexi is saying, Komander didn’t win, and that’s not good. See, Roddy is a former ROH World TV Champion and former Survival of the Fittest winner. Matt Taven won the ROH World TV Champion his first night under contract.
So just to let Komander know, Roddy is looking to get back on the horse, and fellas, he’s found his next victim. Who? “KOMANDERRR!” Komander says okay, see you next time. Will Komander show Roddy who is really #NeckStrong?
FTR is here!
Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood are still in town after the brutal Fight Without Honor Six Man Tag they had at Final Battle to actually honor Jay Briscoe. But they get the mics to call out The House of Black! Cash wants to say that if they have a problem with FTR, no more magic, vanishing acts, this and that. Just come out here to see them face to face. Because the real problem here is that the past three years, they saw the success of FTR. FTR has had the best run of their careers here! They’ve been ROH, AAA, NJPW and even TWO-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions! The fans cheer that!
As for the House, well, they’re still just unrealized potential. Cash thinks the House is mad at themselves. Malakai & Buddy are just jealous seeing the success Brody is having on his own in the Continental Classic. They’ve seen what Julia’s done and are jealous, too! But Malakai & Buddy won’t take the anger out on themselves or on their housemates, they’ll direct that anger elsewhere. And where else than the living legends? So Cash says if the House wants to say something, they know where to find FTR. Dax says he loves Dallas. And he thinks there’s a lot they can say about FTR, he reads it all online all the time.
You can say FTR aren’t the best looking guys, and he’s fine with that. You can say they don’t have the best bodies in the world, and well yeah, that’s no secret. They’re not the flashiest, they’re abrasive, and even hard to do business with. But uh, one thing you can’t say about FTR is that they back down from a fight. Face to face, Dax doesn’t mind taking an ass kicking. Over half his life, he fought men for money> Losing is okay, but his problem is with a sucker punch. And so now, he’ll set out the challenge! First time ever, Malakai & Buddy, FTR- Wait, the mics cut out, then the lights go down! And this can only mean one thing.
Malakai & Buddy are on the tron, and the Aussie Juggernaut tells FTR, “I don’t think you understand. We’re not trying to hurt you. We’re here to prove a point that no on in the back has your back. Mark Briscoe won’t save you. Dax, your wife and kid, they won’t save you. Everyone you love won’t save you.” But now, Buddy wants to ask Cash: Who loves you? There are people who love Dax, but who loves Cash? The answer is the House! The House embraces and welcomes FTR! Be in THEIR family! Malakai says there’s this concept here that this is somehow personal, but it’s not. This is what happens when the House has to prove a point so aggressively that it hurts even them.
Because this is love. Malakai will ask everyone this: When the House attacked, who came to save FTR? No one. So did they lie? No. And if Malakai were to make it personal, then he would do the following. He’d have a picture of Dax, his wife, and his daughter. Oh wait, Buddy does have that. And then they would do this to it. They light it on fire! FTR rushes to the back to try and find The House, but Buddy dumps the picture in the trash. Symbolic. Like it or not, the House if your family now. Malakai & Buddy disappear into the shadows, when and where will they actually fight FTR?
Keith Lee speaks.
“I am tired of the misrepresentation, of the mistreatment, of the lack of opportunities. So I’m here now to take. And when I say take, that means him. And you know who you are.” Shane Taylor thought it was him but at Final Battle, Keith proved it wasn’t. So then just who IS Keith after?
Texas Street Fight: Willow Nightingale & Kris Statlander VS Mercedes Martinez & Diamante!
The Babe with the Power & The Galaxy’s Greatest combine all the Tarantino hits, ready to Gogo Pulp Fiction on the OG Badass & Cuban Diamond! But Mercedes & Diamante are ready, who will even be left standing as they go From Dusk ‘Til Dawn?
The bell rings, Mercedes & Diamante take the first swing but Willow & Kris hit first! Fans fire up as the brawl is on! The bullies ROCK Kris & Willow but Kris & Willow HEADBUTT in return! Things spill out of the ring now, and Kris sets Diamante up for Willow to CANNONBALL, only for Diamante to get away! Kris goes down, Willow panics, and Mercedes CRACKS Willow with a whiskey bottle!! Diamante puts Kris in the ring, dodges Kris, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Fans fire up as Diamante runs in, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Mercedes sends the barbed wire bat in, but Kris kicks Diamante first! DDT onto the bat!!
Mercedes punches away on Willow as Willow starts to bleed! Kris goes out after Mercedes to THROW her into railing! Kris & Willow regroup, they hurry to pick up some steel steps and move them around. They high five but Diamante runs up those steps! She leaps but into the arms of the “Sukeban!” They DOUBLE SLAM her on the steps! Mercedes THROWS a ladder! But that ladder is caught, and then used to RAM Mercedes down! Fans fire up as Willow puts Diamante in the ring, covers, TWO! Willow and Diamante each have their own crimson masks forming, but Willow drags Diamante up to ROCK her!
Willow scoops Diamante, carries her around, then SLAMS! Mercedes gets in with a crowbar!! She CRACKS Willow on the back!! And again! But Kris arranges chairs in a corner while Diamante stomps Willow. Mercedes ROCKS Kris, then she and Diamante THROW Willow into Kris! Then they hoist Kris up top, Mercedes climbs up, and she hooks Kris up. SPIDER GERMAN onto the chairs!!! Diamante covers, Willow breaks it! The fans fire up but Mercedes BOOTS Willow down! Mercedes rains down fists as Collision goes picture in picture.
Diamante storms out after Kris while Mercedes gets the bat. Mercedes DIGS the barbed wire into Willow’s already bloody forehead! Kris CHOKES Diamante, then SMACKS her off the steps! Mercedes goes out, drags Willow out to join her, and CLUBS her. Kris SMACKS Diamante off the steps, Willow stops the smack off the table! Willow POSTS Mercedes while Kris dribbles Diamante! Willow snap suplexes Mercedes to the floor! Kris grabs a chair, sets it down, and drags Diamante over. Diamante fights back so Kris rains down fists! Diamante knocks Kris over, Willow ROCKS Mercedes, then Willow wedges the ladder into her!
The fans fire up as Mercedes endures the ladder to the ribs. Mercedes claws at Willow while Diamante OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Kris to the ramp! Mercedes puts Willow in the ring, covers, TWO! Diamante looms over willow, CHOKES her with a chair, and Mercedes finds some other goodies around ringside. Diamante SMACKS Willow with the chair, Willow writhes, and then Diamante goes out to help Mercedes. Mercedes CLUBS Kris down, arranges some traffic hurdles, and Diamante helps set a wood board on it like a table. They mug Kris but Kris hits back! Diamante SMACKS Willow with a traffic sign!
Kris ROCKS Mercedes, gets some space, and runs in. Collision returns to single picture as Mercedes SPINEBUSTERS Kris through the wood board!! Fans lose their minds while Kris writhes in the wreckage. Diamante CHOKES Willow on ropes, Mercedes joins her, and they get another wood board in place. Diamante SMACKS Willow with another sign, then she and Mercedes clear some space. Willow fires forearm sin return and the fans fire up! But Mercedes knees low, the bullies mug Willow, and they whip. Willow reverses to send them into each other! Willow TOSSES Mercedes, but Diamante ROCKS Willow!
Diamante whips, Willow stops herself, and Diamante runs in! Willow dodges, Diamante ROCKS her first, then flips her off! So Willow POUNCES Diamante into the wood board! The board doesn’t break, so Willow SLAMS Diamante into it! That wood is tough as diamonds, so Willow SMACKS Diamante with it! Then Willow just kicks the thin in half! But a CHAIRSHOT to the head from Mercedes takes Willow down! Kris SMACKS Mercedes in return! Kris fires off fists, then SMACKS her with the traffic sign! Kris then lines up the shot, scoops, FISHERMAN BUSTER onto the sign! Cover, Diamante SMACKS Kris with the briefcase!
Diamante SMACKS Kris again and again, and again! Diamante opens the briefcase up, and dumps out the THUMBTACKS inside!! The fans lose their minds seeing that! Mercedes DIGS Kris’ face into the tacks!! But Willow CRACKS Mercedes with her lead pipe from earlier! And Kris hoists Diamante up! Diamante fights free hops on, CODE RED onto TACKS! Willow KICKS the cover apart! Mercedes SMACKS Willow with the sign! Willow ROCKS Mercedes, TOSSES her to the apron, and then gets her up on the apron! But Mercedes fights free! Willow kicks, Mercedes spins her around, and Diamante SHOTGUNS, POWERBOBM through the table!!
But Kris wraps her arm in that chain from earlier! FULL METAL DISCUS LARIAT!!! Cover, Kris & Willow win!!!
Winners: Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
A brutal battle, and Kris stands tall for her team! But will she and Willow be able to use this momentum to go after some gold?
Backstage interview with “Timeless” Toni Storm & Mariah May.
Renee is with the AEW Women’s World Champion and her sidekick, and says that Saraya and Riho will have a #1 contender’s match, the winner moving on to face Storm for the title at Worlds End. Does Storm have a preference? Not really. Okay… Then good to see Mariah, too. Any update on who her first opponent in AEW will be? Well, Mr. Tony Khan did help Mariah apply for her American wrestler’s license, so very soon. And Miss Storm was sensational on commentary the other night. Maybe Storm could commentate on Mariah’s AEW debut? Oh, darling, Storm is very busy. Oh, right, that’s okay. Maybe then just watch, give her some pointers.
No, darling, she is VERY busy. But when she has time available, Mariah will be the first one to know. As for Riho and Saraya… “Go one then. Go out there and slap each other’s tits off, gouge each other’s eyes out, rip each other’s heads off. And at Worlds End, I will be fighting two titless blind baldies! until then, head up, tits out, and-” Renee says please, no. Fine. Storm storms off, but who will be the one to “costar” with Storm in the last PPV of 2023?
Adam “Edge” Copeland speaks.
“Almost two weeks ago on Dynamite, Christian Cage beat me. I could make excuses about how it all went down. But at this point in my career, I make no more excuses. I should be prepared for anything, I’ve seen it all. But there’s another thing that I took away from Montreal. When I was forced to retire in 2011, that was the last time I had championship gold. And getting that close to almost tasting it, I realized that I missed it.” Edge may have an incredible list of achievements but there’re still things he can add to it. He wants to remind the world who he is! He challenge Christian to a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH for the TNT Champion at Worlds End! And this time, Edge will win.
Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Kerry Wright!
The Mogul Embassy is still ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, and they haven’t even lost a step! Will no one stop The Path of Cage from finding even more gold?
The bell rings, and Cage knees low! Then he whips, Kerry goes up and over and handsprings, but makes the mistake of mocking Nana. Cage CLOBBERS him down! Then UPPERCUTS him, GAMANGIRIS, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans fire up with Cage and Cage hauls Kerry up. Cage does bicep curls, gets his 10 in and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Fans cheer and Cage grins as Nana does the dance. Cage drags Kerry up, reels him in and puts one out. POWERBOMB! Cage flips Kerry back up to suplex, for the DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Cage wins!
Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall
And the dominance continues! The Mogul Embassy is in the money, will anyone ever stop them?
Backstage interview with The Mogul Embassy.
Lexi congratulates them on the win last night, but what is next? Cage says first up, time to put respect on his name. This is Swerve’s House, but these guys live there, too. And from here on out, The Vanilla Gorilla will do what he wants, own the spotlight, have the match of the night and get all his stuff in. Nana asks Lexi what kind of question is that? Swerve’s gonna win the Continental Classic! And just look at the Gates of Agony! The Mogul Embassy, we’re in the money! We’re in the money! Doo-doo doo-doo-doo do- Wait, Keith Lee walks in. And Keith congratulates them. However… To celebrate, Cage can tell “him” that Keith’s patience runs thin, and time is running out.
The Limitless One makes it clear just who he wants. Will The Realest hope he continues in the Continental Classic so he can avoid his past?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Eddie Kingston VS Daniel Garcia!
The Mad King and Red Death spoke their minds to start tonight, but now it is time to put up or shut up! Will Eddie keep his connection to his titles alive? Or will Dragon Slayer become a King Slayer here tonight?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The two circle, feel things out, and the fans rally behind Eddie. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and Eddie powers Garcia to a corner. The ref counts, Eddie lets off slowly, and the fans cheer. Eddie and Garcia reset, tie up again, and Garcia puts Eddie in the corner now. Garcia gets up in Eddie’s face, the ref counts, but Garcia lets off. Garcia CHOPS, but Eddie doesn’t flinch! Eddie swings, Garcia dodges, and then puts up his dukes! Eddie swings, Garcia dodges to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Eddie CHOPS and Garcia sputters! Garcia CHOPS, Eddie CHOPS, repeat! Eddie goes to ropes and fans cheer Garcia!
Garcia gets Eddie around to fire forearms! Garcia whips, Eddie reverses to STO! Fans rally, Garcia goes to the apron but Eddie joins him. Eddie half nelsons but Garcia fights! Garcia mule kicks a leg, then DRAGON SCREWS Eddie to the floor! Matthew Menard applauds from commentary while Garcia stands up. The fans rally up, and Garcia drags Eddie up into the ring. Fans chant “YOU’RE A WRESTLER!” Garcia gets the leg to GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Garcia stomps Eddie, eggs him on, then plays keep-a-way. Garcia stomps the leg again, then YANKS it! Fans rally and duel, Garcia steps in but Eddie kicks Garcia away!
Eddie stands, clinches, and BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES. Eddie shakes out the bad leg, hobbles, and he drags Garcia up. Eddie CLUBS and stomps Garcia, brings him around, and DDTS! Fans rally up, Eddie huffs and puffs and Collision goes picture in picture.
Eddie stomps Garcia, still hobbles on the bad leg, and Garcia kicks the leg! And again! Eddie CHOPS Garcia in return! Garcia staggers away, Eddie storms up on him and CHOKES him on the ropes! Garcia clubs at Eddie but Eddie lets off as the ref counts. Eddie storms up to CHOP Garcia, follow him to another corner, and CHOPS him again! Eddie claws Garcia around, CHOPS him down, and stalks Garcia. Garcia swings, misses, and falls over. Eddie eggs Garcia on, kicks him around, but Garcia gets up. Garcia CHOPS, eggs Eddie on, so the straps come down! The CHOPS continue, and Garcia flops right over!
Eddie stands on Garcia at the ropes, Garcia grabs at Eddie but Eddie kicks him around. Eddie CLUBS Garcia, fishhooks him, then lets off as the ref counts. Eddie stalks Garcia, stomps him, then drags him up to CHOP back down! Garcia sits up, Eddie CHOPS him down, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Eddie has Garcia in a chinlock. The fans rally, Garcia endures and fights up, and Garcia throws body shots. Garcia CHOPS, but Eddie fires off fast hands! Garcia falls, Menard says he’s sweating. Eddie MACHINE GUN CHOPS in the corner! The fans fire up, Menard freaks out, but Garcia eggs Eddie on! Eddie MACHINE GUN CHOPS again! The ref has Eddie let off, but then Garcia puts up the dukes. Garcia DANCES! So Eddie MACHINE GUN CHOSP again!! The fans are thunderous as Garcia takes the most of those anyone’s ever taken from Eddie! The fans are electric as Garcia still DANCES!
Eddie scowls as Garcia grins as he drags himself up. Eddie runs in, but Garcia dodges! And JASB! CHOPS! Garcia fires off hands, Menard is fired up now! Garcia stomps a mudhole in, then digs his boot in! The ref counts, Garcia runs side to side, BOOT WASH! Then the Half Hatch but Eddie wrenches out! Only for Garcia to DRAGON SCREW! HEEL HOOK!! Eddie crawls, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Garcia stomps away as he lets off, then runs. Garcia KNEES Eddie against ropes! Garcia keeps moving, but Eddie gets around! But Garcia rolls, has the leg, ANKLE LOCK!! Eddie reaches out, Garcia drags him back to GRAPEVINE!!
The fans are thunderous as Eddie endures! Eddie scrambles around, ROPEBREAK!! The ref counts, Garcia lets off in frustration, and Garcia aims from a corner. Eddie rises, Garcia runs in, but into a CORNER EXPLODER! Eddie powers up, URAKEN!! Cover, TWO?!? Garcia survives going Backfist to the Future and fans lose their minds! But Eddie snarls and gets back up. “This is Awesome!” and Eddie drags Garcia back up. Scoop and NORTHRN- NO, Garcia slips free to SAIDO! Eddie rises up, the leg gives out! Garcia KNEES and SAIDOS Eddie back down! Cover, TWO!! Eddie survives but Garcia has the legs!
Garcia steps through, but Eddie fights! So Garcia shifts his grip, only for Eddie to have the ROPEBREAK! Garcia lets off but comes right back. Eddie CLUBS away on Garcia, Garcia fires hands from all sides! They both fire hands and the fans are loving it! Garcia dropkicks the bad leg! Then runs, into a HALF ‘N’ HALF!! Garcia flounders up, into the URAKEN!!! Cover, EDDIE WINS!!
Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Garcia earns 0)
Backfist to the Future 2 was a smash hit, and The Mad King lives for one more round! Will the inaugural Continental Classic have its greatest comeback?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Brody King VS Bryan Danielson!
Both the King of Death and the American Dragon stand at two wins for six points. But only one can join Andrade at nine points, who gets a critical win here in the penultimate round?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock once again. The two circle and the fans rally up. Bryan KICKS, but Brody walks it off. They knuckle lock but Bryan kicks again. And again, only for Brody to corner him. The ref counts, Brhyan gets around to KICK, then he backs away. The two reset, feel things out, Brhyan still tries kicks. Brody corners Bryan again, but Bryan slips away again to fire KICK after KICK! Brody stays up but he’s getting annoyed. Bryan and Brody circle, Bryan still fires kicks but Brody corners him again. Bryan yet again slips away and the KICK finally hobbles Brody. Brody snarls as he walks it off, and the fans hoot and bark for him.
Brody and Bryan approach, Brody powers his way to get Bryan in a corner. The fans are torn as Brody goes for the eye! The ref counts, Brody lets off, but then he CHOPS! And snapmares, and KICKS! Brody snarls as he CHOPS Bryan again! Cover, ONE!! Brody drags Bryan up, CHOPS him again, then has Bryan in a corner. Brody fires forearms on Bryan, and he claws at the eyepatch! The ref counts, Brody lets off, and he brings Bryan around. Brody CHOPS and Bryan falls back! Bryan only has the medical tape over the eye now, and Brody fires forearms! Brody CHOPS, then SPLASHES!
Brody hoots and the fans hoot with him. Brody runs corner to corner, CANNONBALL! Bryan clutches his face and falls out of the ring. The ref goes out to check Bryan but somehow he’s okay. At least, that’s what Bryan says. The ring count starts, Brody storms out after Bryan, and SMACKS him off the desk! And again! Brody is having fun as he CHOPS Bryan again and again! The ring count climbs, Brody refreshes the count, but Bryan hits back! Brody DECKS Bryan! Brody then whips Bryan hard into railing! The fans rally, bark, hoot, duel, all the things, and Brody CLUBS Bryan! And ROCKS him! And sits him down, to CHOP again!
Brody hoots, the fans join in again, and Brody grins as he runs back in, SPLASH against the barriers!! The fans are thunderous, Brody says he is VIOLENCE, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Brody storms around as the ring count climbs. Bryan is still down at 5 of 10, and his eyebrow is bleeding like it was last week against Andrade. Bryan manages to get in at 9 of 10, but Brody is after him with forearms! Brody wants to break what’s left of Bryan’s orbital! Brody digs his boot in, the ref counts and Brody lets off. The tape is gone, the cut is bleeding, and Brody drags Bryan up again. Brody CHOPS Bryan, GRINDS his arm’s cast into Bryan’s face, then lets off to admire the blood painting it. Brody ROCKS Bryan, TOSSES him out, and grins as the count starts again. Bryan stirs so Brody goes out after him.
Brody drags Bryan up, throws him in, and then sits Bryan back up. Brody CHOKES Bryan on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody lets off at 4, and Bryan sputters. Brody digs his foot into Bryan’s head as Collision returns to single picture. Brody soaks up the cheers and jeers, then he drags Bryan back up. Fans rally but Brody whips Bryan to ropes, and scoops for the SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bryan flops out of the ring but Brody pursues. Brody stalks Bryan, and then RAMS him into railing! Brody gets space, wanting to hit another one! Fans fire up, Brody runs in, but Bryan dropkicks legs out! Brody stumbles into railing!
Bryan hurries up, is on the apron, and he FLYING KNEES Brody! Brody staggers around, gets in the ring, and now Bryan pursues. Bryan climbs the corner, Brody stands up, MISSILE DROPKICK! Brody staggers into a corner, Bryan rises up and runs in, DROPKICK! Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS at Brody’s leg! The ref counts, fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” and Bryan runs side to side. DROPKICK to the bad leg! Brody seethes, Bryan puts him up top. Bryan climbs after Brody but Brody fights with body shots. Brody crotches Bryan! And then FLYING LARIAT takes Bryan down!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives the Nigel-esque lariat!
The fans are dueling as Bryan goes to a corner. Brody storms around, “This is Awesome!” Brody runs in but Bryan catches Brody! Roll into the HALF CRAB! Brody claws at the mat, reaches out, turns over, and he kicks with his free leg! Bryan lets go, falls back, and Brody shakes out his beat-up leg. They both stand, and Bryan KICKS, KICKS and KICKS! Brody DECKS Bryan! Bryan KICKS again, and again, and again! Brody DECKS Bryan again! The fans duel, Bryan fires up and KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! Brody shoves, spins, but Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And then winds up, BUZZSAW! Brody falls over and fans fire up!
Bryan storms over to Brody, gets the hands, and DRAGON STOMPS! The fans fire up with “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan covers, TWO!! Brody is still in this so Bryan gives HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! But Brody huffs and puffs and powers back up to fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Bryan survives but Brody isn’t done! Brody gets Bryan up, Canadian Rack, but Bryan slips free! Brody CHOPS! Bryan dodges, the splash hits buckles! BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, ONE?!?! No one can believe it as the King of Death refuses to die! Bryan aims again, to KICK! And KICK! Brody says NO as the fans say YES! YES! YES!
Bryan BUZZSAWs again, and then aims! But Brody LARIATS first!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives and now Brody is shocked! The fans are torn between these guys, “This is Awesome!” as Bryan is dead weight, Brody gets him up, btu Bryan turns a bomb into a cradle! TWO!! Brody escapes, swings, but Bryan dodges to BUSAIKU KNEE!! Brody drops to a knee, so Bryan BUSAIKU KNEES again!!! Bryan wants another shot but the ref is checking Brody. Brody sits up, Bryan BLINDSIDE BUSAIKU KNEES!!! Cover, BRYAN WINS!!
Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Brody earns 0)
Brody kicks out at 3.0001, but that wasn’t in time! He suffers another loss, is he in danger of missing out on the semifinals? As for Bryan, we get Blackpool Combat Club VS Blackpool Combat Club as he takes on Claudio Castagnoli next week! Will the American Dragon be able to defeat the Swiss Superman to prove he is still the number one seed?
My Thoughts:
An awesome Collision here, with Cage’s squash match only being half filler. It was an excuse to have the Mogul Embassy here so Keith could tell them to tell Swerve that he’s finally coming for that blowoff match. And unless Swerve is the Continental Triple Crown, Keith should win. Great promo from Storm & Mariah, but you can bet Riho wins to be Storm’s challenger. And if Mariah starts feeling neglected, then she’s totally turning on Storm to be the next challenger after that. And good promo from Edge that was recorded in a bad spot, but of course Edge wants another shot at Christian for the title, and that is going to be wild stuff.
Great promo from The Acclaimed calling out The Devil’s Minions, but I feel like they wrote MJF off too quickly. Maybe MJF comes to them with apologies, because clearly MJF cared enough to rush back there when they were getting attacked. But also, good on Action & Top Flight to make the challenge. I would think Acclaimed retain, but maybe Devil’s Minion antics cost them. And great promo from FTR and the House of Black, but they must surely want to stretch this out until Worlds End or else a match challenge would’ve been made by now. Well, maybe the challenge is made next week and we get FTR VS Malakai & Buddy for New Year’s Smash.
Really good promo from Miro, especially since it does a good job making amends for how last week’s promo went. It had controversy of making Miro come off toxic male misogynistic, so Miro chalks it up to losing his way a bit. And great stuff building in the TBS Championship scene. Abadon of course wins her squash match, but what a surprise that Skye actually sides with Julia Hart now. And then a great surprise that Rosa is finally back, and is finally getting in the ring, and we’re going to get a great match out of those four to help give us Julia VS Abadon for the title. And just an awesome Texas Street Fight. For not giving multiple women’s matches a night, AEW has a history of amazing hardcore matches in the Women’s Division.
I am starting to agree with Eddie Kingston on the cold open promos, but this week’s batch was really good because A) Eddie was again reluctant to do one, and B) Orange Cassidy just randomly has one and it was perfectly Orange Cassidy style. Awesome International Championship match for Cassidy and Bryan Keith, but I figured Cassidy would win. And awesome Continental Classic matches tonight, really giving us a complex Blue League race. Claudio cheating to beat Andrade was a bit of a surprise but I suppose it feeds to Miro’s story while also putting some pressure on Andrade for next round.
As I’ve said before, Eddie winning again made sense. He’s still ROH World & NJPW Strong Champion so long as he’s alive in the tournament, so he needs to make it to the semifinals to properly “defend” those belts. Garcia is ending up in the same boat as Lethal and Briscoe, but there’s no other zero-points participant in the Blue League. Maybe, just maybe, Garcia’s final round is about spoiling someone’s chances, and that’d be the best thing for Garcia to finish with. And of course, an epic main event, and Bryan winning out feeds his story of fighting through all this damage he’s taken. At this point, I’d make it Bryan VS Eddie in the semifinals for Eddie’s revenge from Bryan getting on his case.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?
Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
- Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.
Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.
Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.
Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!
Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!
Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!
The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!
Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?
MVP speaks.
“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”
Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!
Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?
“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”
What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.
But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?
AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”
That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.
“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?
Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?
The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.
Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!
MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!
Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!
The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!
Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!
Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?
Jeff Jarrett is here!
Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”
Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”
The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”
The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.
“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.
The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.
But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.
And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.
And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!
MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?
MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!
Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?
Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!
Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?
Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!
The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.
Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!
The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!
The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!
Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!
Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!
Winner: Hook, by disqualification
The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!
SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?
AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.
Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.
Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?
Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.
AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”
Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!
Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?
Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.
Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!
Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!
Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!
Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.
Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!
Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!
The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!
Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?
The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!
Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?
The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.
Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!
Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!
Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!
Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.
Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!
Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.
Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.
The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!
The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)
Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.
Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.
Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.
Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.
Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.
Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.
And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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