AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/10/24)
Collision is Freshly Squeezed!
Will the Stone Pitbull become the Gold Pitbull?
While Roderick Strong still says he’ll take the AEW International Championship at Revolution, Orange Cassidy will still defend it tonight on Collision, against NJPW’s Tomohiro Ishii!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli VS Star Jr. & Esfinge; Moxley & Claudio win.
- Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty; Garcia wins.
- 2v1 Handicap Open Challenge: Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS The Outrunners; Cage wins.
- Mark Briscoe VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart; Brody wins.
- Deonna Purrazzo VS Kiera Hogan; Deonna wins.
- AEW Women’s World Title Eliminator: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Queen Aminata; Storm wins and denies Aminata a title match.
- AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Tomohiro Ishii; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli VS Star Jr. & Esfinge!
The Blackpool Combat Club stole one from Team CMLL on Dynamite and that didn’t sit well with the luchadores. A new duo steps up, but will the Maniac & Swiss Superman just do the same to them? Or will Star and the Sphinx avenge Hechicero?
The teams sort out and Moxley starts against Star. The fans rally up for Moxley as he and Star circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Star clinches to a headlock. Moxley slips around, headlocks for the takeover but Star headscissors. Moxley slips free, goes for a cover, ONE! Moxley keep son Star with a double wristlock but Star fights up. Star trips Moxley, has the leg and he turns Moxley, only for Moxley to grapevine a leg! Moxley pulls hair, the ref counts, and Moxley crossface forearms Star down. Moxley hauls Star up, wrenches and wristlocks, but Star endures. Star wrenches, waistlocks, then full nelsons, to then roll and trip Moxley up.
Star has a leg, steps over, and he SMASHES the knee! Moxley endures, the fans rally, but Star gets the other leg and he keeps Moxley down. Star then rolls into the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Moxley endures, but Claudio storms in to stomp Moxley! The fans boo but Moxley’s already free so he ROCKS Star! And CHOPS him! And then swings, but Star ducks to JUMP PUNCH! Star shoves Moxley into Esfinge’s GAMANGIRI! Star then FLAPJACKS, kips up and BUZZSAWS! Claudio storms in but the luchadores dodge and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! BCC regroups outside, the luchadores build speed, but BCC gets out of the way.
Team CMLL eggs BCC on and the teams sort outa again. Star tags Esfinge, Moxley tags Claudio. Claudio SLAMS Esfinge down, then facelocks, but Esfinge spins out to facelock. Claudio powers his way to a cover, ONE! Esfinge does the same, ONE! Claudio SLAMS Esfinge and SWINGS! The fans fire up as Claudio goes around and around and around, all the way to TEN before the throw! Esfinge is dazed while Claudio tags Moxley. Moxley puts Esfinge in to clothesline! Moxley climbs up and punches way past TEN! Moxley pulls on the mask! The ref reprimands, Moxley lets off and he drags Esfinge over to tag Claudio.
Claudio & Moxley get Esfinge up, but Esfinge lands out of the double back suplex! Hot tag to Star and he runs up. Star ducks the lariats to handspring, rebound, and send Claudio into Moxley! Then he CHOPS Claudio, knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING RANA ARM-DRAG COMBO! BCC bails out, Esfinge jumps back in, and the luchadores DOUBLE TOPE CONJILO! Direct hit and down go the BCC! The fans fire up, Star puts Claudio in and RAMS a shoulder. Star slingshots but Claudio stays up out of the sunset flip! Claudio YANKS Star up, but Star CHOPS! Claudio swings, misses, and Star springboards, into an UPPERCUT!
Claudio drags Star over, Moxley YANKS Esfinge down to whip him hard into railing! The ref reprimands but Claudio and Moxley high five, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Claudio runs to DOUBLE STOMP Star! Tag to Moxley, he looms over Star and twists an arm. Moxley drags Star up, puts Star in a corner and bends the arm against ropes. The ref counts, Moxley lets off with a body shot, then he puts Star up top. Moxley climbs up after Star, CLAWS Star’s back, then hoists Star up to SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Star hangs tough but Moxley tags Claudio. They each get a leg, to SMASH both knees! Then Claudio basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps onto the arm and grinds the shoulder in a cording hold. Star endures, but Claudio shifts around to a cobra clutch!
Star endures, fights up, but Claudio bends him back against a knee! Star throws body shots, but Claudio whips him away. Star ducks ‘n’ dodges but Claudio LARIATS Star down! Cover, TWO! Collision returns to single picture and Claudio clamps on with a half straitjacket. Star fights up, Claudio whips him, and pops Star up, but Star RANAS! Hot tags to Esfinge and Moxley. Essfinge sends Moxley toa corner, Moxley goes up and over but Esfinge GAMAGNIRS! SJUPERKICK for Claudio! Esfinge hits a MONKEY FLIP on Moxley, then runs up on Claudio to MONKEY FLIP him, too! Fans fire up, Esfinge TACKLES Moxley and has the leg!
Esfinge rolls, wraps the legs in a Indian Deathlock, but Claudio CLOBBERS Esfinge out of the bridge! But Star FLYING LARIATS! Star dodges Moxley, dodges again, and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with the luchadores and Star builds speed to DIVE! TORNILLO TOPE for Claudio! Esfinge DIVING SPLASHES Moxley! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and shocks Esfinge! Esfinge stomps Moxley to a corner, whips him corner to corner but Moxley reverses. Esfinge goes up and out, GAMANGIRS, then SPRINGBOARD CODE BREAKERS! Moxley rebounds to KING KONG LARIAT! And then Oklahoma Roll, TWO!!
Esfinge escapes and Moxley is frustrated. Moxley drags Esfinge up to CHOP! He eggs Esfinge on so Esfinge CHOPS! Moxley forearms, Esfinge gives it back! They go back and forth and Moxley eggs Esfinge on. Esfinge winds up to forearm, but Moxley fires off fast strikes! Esfinge KICKS the leg! And JUMP KNEES! Tag to Star, Claudio runs in to intercept the crossbody! GROLLA PRESS CUTTER! Cover, Esfinge breaks it! Claudio CLUBS Esfinge, Esfinge CHOPS back! And he CHOPS Moxley! And he CHOPS Claudio! Claudio UPPERCUTS Esfinge, tuck shim in, RICOLA BOMB! But Star rolls Moxley! Moxley rolls through to REGAL KNEE!
Moxley gives HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS to Star, then wraps on the ARMBAR! Star taps, BCC wins!
Winners: Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli, by submission
The BCC got gritty in this one but they still won clean! Moxley then gets a mic so he can say, “Gracias, amigos. You take that message back to CMLL in Mexico, or anywhere else in the world you want. And you tell any team anywhere in the world, if they wanna step up, they get stepped on!” But wait, is that FTR? Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood are already stepping up! The fans rally for FTR as they stare down the BCC. Moxley pie faces Dax, and so the brawl is on! Fans fire up as Dax fires fists on Moxley and Cash RAMS Claudio into a corner! Refs rush out, as does security! Moxley gets away but Dax rushes up for more!
AEW wrestlers have to hurry out here now to stop this! They separate Cash from Claudio but Dax SPLASHES Claudio instead! Moxley runs up, Cash gets him with some fists! They spill out of the ring and over to commentary! It is chaotic, will Cash & Dax show Moxley & Claudio just who the #TopGuys are soon enough?
Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty!
We just saw FTR get after the BCC, and now their young friend has a fight on his hands against Big Bad Shaney T. Boy! Will the Dragonslayer keep his hot streak going towards a title? Or will this be the beginning of big things for STP in AEW?
The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Garcia waistlocks. Shane pries the hold open, swings, but Garcia ducks the elbow. Shane grins and says how close that was, and he resets with Garcia. They tie up, Garcia wrenches to wristlock, but Shane breaks free. Garcia dodges the haymaker and then wags his finger. They go again, tie up, and Garcia wrenches to wristlock one more time. Shane breaks free, swings, but Garcia just grabs that arm! Shane goes to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Garcia lets off slowly, but Shane cheap shots him! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Garcia gets up in a huff.
Garcia storms around with Shane, they tie up and Garcia headlocks. Garcia grinds, Shane powers out and runs Garcia over! Garcia gets up, Shane avoids the dropkick and he DECKS Garcia! Shane is fired up, the fans are torn, but then Shane mocks Garcia’s dance! Shane drags Garcia up, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS! Garcia is stinging but he shakes his head. Garcia fires off haymakers on Shane, then kicks. Shane blocks, shoves Garcia away but Garcia rolls to his feet. Shane runs in but only gets buckles as Garcia moves! Garcia grabs a leg, DRAGON SCREW! Garcia has the foot but Shane gets the ROPEBREAK!
The ref counts, Garcia stomps the leg! Garcia puts the leg on ropes and stands on it, then HIP DROPS it! Then goes again, but Shane BOOTS Garcia up and out! Garcia hits the floor, Shane makes his way out after him, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Shane hoists Garcia up, to RAM him into the apron! Then Shane THROWS Garcia into railing! Shane taunts the fans and again mocks Garcia’s dance. Garcia flounders away, Shane refreshes the count, and then Shane stands Garcia up. Shane DECKS Garcia again, then taunts the fans. Shane slides into the ring, drags Garcia in, and reels him in for a short arm LARIAT! Shane brings Garcia up again, but Garcia fires forearms! Shane CLUBS Garcia, whips him, but Garcia sunset flips! Shane stays up, and LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Garcia sputters but Shane stays cool as Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Garcia fires hands! Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT and Garcia falls! Shane follows Garcia to the apron, lines up a shot, and APRON LEG DROPS but Garcia moves! Fans fire up as Garcia goes to a corner. Shane runs up but into a BOOT! Garcia dodges Shane’s splash but Shane hurries after him. Garcia ROCKS Shane, bobs ‘n’ weaves and fires JAB after JAB! Shane SHOVES Garcia to a corner, but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Garcia fires up with the fans and he stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Garcia lets off and does his dance! Garcia puts Shane’s leg on ropes to stomp away!
Garcia wraps the leg around the rope, then runs side to side. Basement dropkick to the knee! Garcia keeps going, another basement dropkick to the knee! The fans fire up with Garcia while Shane writhes. Garcia grabs the bad leg but Shane BOOTS him away. Garcia is on the apron, he storms back in, but Shane hits a POP-UP POWERBOMB, then rolls Garcia to DECK him!! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and Shane is frustrated. Shane slaps the bad leg into working and the fans rally up. Shane hobbles around, he brings Garcia up, and he calls out Garvey! Shane tucks the arms, but the leg won’t let him lift!
Garcia feints haymaker to dropkick the bad leg! Shane drops, Garcia reels him in! But Shane’s too big for a lift like that! Shane back drops free but Garcia sunset flips! Shane LEG DROPS but misses, and Garcia has the HEEL HOOK!! Shane flails, Moriarty coaches him to reach, but Shane TAPS, Garcia wins!!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by submission
A huge win for Red Death in Sin City! Is this a sign that Garcia will be the future Face of TNT?
Backstage interview with Eddie Kingston.
Lexi Nair is with the Mad King, who asked for this time. She knows he has a lot on his mind and he says yeah, he does. First off, what The Young Bucks did to Sting & Darby on Dynamite, that’s disgusting. It was disgusting because they stole Sting & Darby’s thunder. Just like Bryan Danielson does. He did that to Bryan Keith. That kid finally got an AEW contract, he grinded to earn that. And Danielson took the moment from Keith just to get under Eddie’s skin. But hey, it worked, so congratulations. Eddie challenges Bryan for a match at Revolution, the same night as Sting’s final match in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Eddie wants Bryan 1v1. But Eddie will add a little stipulation: After Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand. Because we all know Bryan doesn’t respect Eddie and we know it eats Bryan up inside that he lost to someone he doesn’t respect. So now, after Eddie wins again, Bryan has to act like he does respect him! And Eddie knows, hopes and even prays that that eats Bryan up inside. Will the American Dragon accept this challenge? Or will he ask for something in return?
2v1 Handicap Open Challenge: Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS The Outrunners!
The Machine says anything Hook can do, he can do better! He put out the open challenge while verbally putting down Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum, will he get to physically put them down now too? Or will the Outrunners show us that we ain’t seen nothing yet?
Wait, the Outrunners brought Chance, the mascot for the Las Vegas Golden Knights? Will he give them all the luck they need for this one? Truth starts against Cage and the fans rally up. Cage dares Truth to try something, so Truth tries to suplex him! Cage is too big and bulky for that and he elbows Truth away! Cage puts Truth in a corner, UPPERCUTS, then GAMANGIRIS, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Turbo runs in as Truth falls out, and Turbo fires hands! Cage doesn’t flinch so Turbo apologizes. Cage CLOBBERS him for it! Chance rallies the fans as the Outrunners mug Cage. They reel Cage in, but Cage DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!
The fans fire up as Cage DISCUS LARIATS Turbo, then reels Truth in. Cage puts one out, hoists Truth up, and POWERBOMBS him! Then Cage wraps on a PRISM TRAP! Truth taps, Cage wins!
Winner: Brian Cage, by submission
The Machine proved he can even win by a submission hold, just like Hook! Chance tries to get on Nana’s good side by doing the dance, and Nana joins in! Fans cheer, but then Cage CLOBBERS Chance! Nana says that’s what the clown gets! Fans boo but Cage hauls Chance up. BUT HERE COMES HOOK! The FTW Champion storms down the ramp, Cage runs up and he picks Hook up! Hook fights with elbows, then body shots! Cage ROCKS Hook, Hook still fires shots, and this brawl heads to the back! Will Cage regret wanting this fight with the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?
Backstage interview with Tomohiro Ishii, and the Undisputed Kingdom?
Lexi Nair is with the Stone Pitbull but also Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, and this looks like a rather familiar set-up. The Kingdom wanted this time to talk with Ishii, but Taven says first, he has a bone to pick with “this goofy Melvin” right here. The Kingdom used to be in Chaos, and then one day, Taven gets hurt and needs knee surgery! No more emails, no more texts, nothing! Weren’t they friends?! Roddy shouts, “ISHIIIII…I! None of that matters. The only thing that matters is if you win tonight, March 3rd at Revolution, I’m coming to beat you for the AEW International title.
“And I’ve been waiting eight long years for this rematch. And I can’t wait to break you. So good luck.” Roddy tries to shake Ishii’s hand but Ishii refuses. Ishii just snarls as the Kingdom leaves, will Roddy regret getting on his bad side?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
AEW returns and Schiavone welcomes us back, and he brings in the Rated R Superstar, Adam Copeland! Las Vegas fires up for Edge as he makes his way to the ring, with the big pyro! Edge joins Schiavone in the ring and Schiavone notes that the #CopeOpen is 4-0. The fans chant for “ADA!M ADAM!” Schiavone says as far as top contenders are concerned, Samoa Joe has the top two contenders in his Triple Threat, and Edge is #3. He could have an International Championship or a TNT Championship match, so what’s going through his mind? Edge says first, always a pleasure. Vegas, c’mon now!
The fans cheer and Edge says that never gets old. Edge also tells Nigel to just shut up now because he’s surely spewing crap. Edge makes it a point that if he was on Dynamite last Wednesday, what happened to Sting & Darby wouldn’t have happened. So “Nicolas” and “Matthew,” that’s a warning. Now, the other titles Edge could go for. Hangman Page & Swerve Strickland get Samoa Joe, Roddy wants Cassidy, but Edge could also challenge Eddie Kingston “for his dozens of championships.” And don’t get Edge wrong, he really, really wants to challenge Eddie Kingston. Edge tells Eddie himself that it’s gonna happen.
But then there’s… Christian Cage. The fans boo but Edge says there’s that TNT Championship that Edge won and then had ripped away. So we all know where this is going. WAIT! Daniel Garcia makes his way out! After Garcia’s big win tonight, he did seem primed for his own title shot, and he has a mic of his own as he returns to the ring. Garcia says it sounds to him like Edge thinks he deserves a shot because he’s gotten a lot of wins. And Garcia couldn’t agree more. Garcia believes title matches here should be awarded to those who have won. But Edge ain’t the only one getting wins, going on a bit of a hot streak lately.
Someone else right in front of Edge has been picking up a lot of wins. The fans cheer that, and Garcia doesn’t mean disrespect. But last week, when he beat The Patriarchy–yeah, he did that–he looked at Christian’s shoulder and saw that title. So maybe, just maybe, Garcia deserves the shot at the TNT title! Fans are torn, but Garcia says maybe he’ll pull a classic Danny Garcia move and “lose the big one” and get sent to the back of the line again. But the thing about Daniel Garcia, he’ll fight through the line a million times over if it means getting championship gold in AEW. Edge says okay, he can respect that.
But Edge must point out, Garcia didn’t beat The Patriarch alone. He had FTR’s help. But FTR speaks highly of Garcia, that’s enough for Edge, so Edge respects Garcia. But if Garcia is saying he wants his shot at the TNT title, same as Edge, something’s gotta give. So here’s an idea: this Wednesday, Dynamite in Austin, Texas, Edge VS Garcia, winner fights Christian Cage. What’s Garcia say? Garcia says challenge accepted. They shake hands and the fans cheer! But then Edge holds on and brings Garcia back. Edge says Garcia had a match tonight, that’s the only reason he’s not taking Garcia’s head off right now.
“But make no mistake about it, you are now threatening to take food off of my family’s table, and that doesn’t work for me. So I am gonna beat your ass next week.” The fans fire up as Edge takes his leave first. Will Dynamite end up Rated R? Will that R stand for Red Death?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.
Renee Paquette is with the Galaxy’s Greatest, the Babe with the Power, and #BigStoke, and congratulates them on the big win last night on Rampage. It seems like this group is really jelling, even with Stokely. Stokely says they are like Full House! He’s Danny Tanner, Kris is DJ and Willow is Michelle. But Julia Hart & Skye Blue, you can shop at Hot Topic and listen to Evanescence but that doesn’t make you a badass. Two badasses we know are the former TBS Champion, Kris, and the first-ever NJPW Strong Women’s Champion, Willow!
Kris says Julia & Skye just keep showing up for more. Julia is champ, Skye is her teammate or something, but they’re both so hung up on the past, these two can be your future. Willow thought Skye was gonna be part of their future, tagging with them as a trio! But no, she chose a different path. It hurts Willow’s feeling. They did everything together, from tagging to dancing to smiling to traveling. But they haven’t ever fought though. Kris says Stoke can make that official. Oh, right, uh, Tony Khan has officially blocked Stokely on his phone, he may have to borrow someone else’s. Talk to you later.
Stokely goes off to handle business somehow, will Kris & Willow tear down the Princess of the Black Throne and her devious bestie? Or will the House Always Win?
Mark Briscoe VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart!
Speaking of the House of Black, they tried destroying the Sussex County Chicken along with FTR & Daniel Garcia, but #DemBoys are tougher than that! Will Mark get some payback of his own tonight? Or will the King of Death refuse to #ReachForTheSky?
The bell rings and the fans rally and duel. The two circle, they tie up, and Brody powers Mark to a corner. The ref counts, Brody lets off slowly, but Mark avoids the cheap shot to CHOP! Mark eggs Brody on, Brody storms up and the two circle again. Brody rushes in, Mark dodges and he CHOPS! And CHOPS! Brody tosses Mark to a corner, Mark dodges the splash and BOOTS! Mark CHOPS, forearms, and repeat! Mark climbs up and rains down fists! The fans count along but Brody TOSSES Mark away! Mark ends up in a corner, fans hoot and bark with Brody, and he runs in to CANNONBALL!
Mark sputters while Brody barks some more. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts, and Brody lets off. Brody stands Mark up to CHOP! Brody whips Mark corner to corner hard and Mark bounces off buckles. Brody eggs Mark on, stands him up, and CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! And then fires off haymakers! The ref counts, Brody brings Mark out of the corner to scoop and SLAM! Brody runs to drop a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Mark hangs in there and the fans rally up. Mark goes to ropes, Brody storms up and CHOPS again! Mark sputters as he sits down, and Brody digs his boots in. The ref counts, Brody steps away at 4.
Brody paces while Mark sits up. Brody drags Mark up, whips corner to corner but Mark goes up and out! Mark RAMS into Brody, YANKS him right out to the floor, and then Mark WRECKS Brody with a dropkick! Brody staggers around, Mark runs from the apron, BLOCKBUSTER to the floor! The fans fire up as Mark throws a chair into the ring! Mark storms in, Brody rises up, and Mark claps with the chair. The fans fire up, Mark puts that chair in place and he builds speed. Mark uses the chair to get up and FLY! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans fire up as Mark taunts Julia. Mark then goes looking, and fans fire up as he finds a TABLE!
Mark sets the table up but the ref says stop, this is a normal match! The fans still want it, but Mark leaves the table where it is to go back to the ring. Mark aims, PLANCHAS, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Mark into railing! Mark ends up on his head, and Brody says, “JUST! VIOLENCE!” Brody drags Mark up, whips him hard into more railing, and Collision goes picture in picture!
Mark flounders up, Brody CHOPS him back down! Julia applauds as Brody whips Mark hard into more railing! Brody grins as he storms up on Mark. Mark stands and Brody talks trash before he CHOPS again! Mark sputters right in front of the timekeeper’s area, but Brody whips him away into more railing! Julia applauds again as Brody stands over Mark. Brody stands Mark up to CHOP him back down! Brody digs his boot in, the ref counts, but Brody stomps as he lets off of Mark’s head. Brody puts Mark back in the ring, scuffs him, then stands on him for a cocky cover. ONE, but Brody stalks Mark to ropes.
Mark CHOPS but Brody CHOPS back! Brody ROCKS Mark and Mark goes to a corner. Brody CHOKES Mark on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody lets off at 4, and Mark sputters again. Brody stomps away on Mark, then YANKS him up from the corner! Mark hits the mat, flounders to another corner, but Brody storms up to CHOP! Mark CHOPS back! Brody CHOPS again, Mark CHOPS again! Mark CHOPS and SLAPS but Brody CHOPS Mark down! Julia smiles as Mark sputters and flounders. Brody storms back up, stands Mark back up, but Mark fires forearms! Collision returns to single picture as Mark CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS!
Mark fires forearms, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, only to run into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Cover, TWO! Brody is frustrated and tastes blood from a cut lip. Brody drags Mark up while fans want tables. Mark CHOPS and forearms on repeat, then fires Redneck Kung-Fu palm strikes! Mark UPPERCUTS, but Brody blocks the whip! Mark UPPERCUTS again! Fans fire up and Mark whips, but Brody reverses. Mark ROCKS Brody with a forearm! Brody ends up in a corner, Mark runs corner to corner, JUMP KICK! Mark CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Mark climbs up, he rains down fists! The fans fire up and count along, Mark goes all the way to TEN!
But then Brody picks Mark up! Mark BITES Brody’s forehead! Mark is free and he BOOTS Brody to the floor! Brody sits up in a daze and the fans fire up! Mark climbs up the corner, to ARIHARA SENTON! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans fire up and high-five the Sussex Country Chicken, and he puts a new chair into the ring! Mark drags Brody up and in, the fans fire up and Mark runs, to LARIAT! Brody stays up!? But Mark goes to fireman’s carry! Brody throws down elbows, then runs, to LARIAT Mark inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up! Brody seethes and he storms up on Mark.
Brody brings Mark up, hauls him up but Mark slips free to CHOP, CHOP and fire forearms! Mark power sup, but Brody ROCKS him first! Mark ends up in a corner, Brody runs in, but Mark dodges! Brody hits buckles, Mark fireman’s carries! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Mark hurries up top, the fans fire up, but Julia distracts him! The fans boo but Brody SHOVES Mark down through the table!! The ref hurries outside to check on Mark and somehow Mark is okay to continue! The fans lose their minds all the same, and Brody goes out after him. Brody puts Mark in the ring, “This is Awesome!” Brody hauls Mark up, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall
The Sussex County Chicken could not survive, his vengeance was denied. But Brody isn’t done with Mark as he sits him up. Julia has a RAILROAD SPIKE! She STABS Mark in the forehead!! Refs rush in to tell Brody and Julia to leave, but Brody makes sure to paint his cast with Mark’s blood! Julia says The House Always Wins, will they tear down the Briscoe legacy until there’s nothing left?
Bryan Keith speaks.
“It’s The Bounty Hunter, Bryan Keith. And it’s no secret that I’m all about my payday. So when I came here to AEW, I’m looking for the big matches, I’m looking for all the stars, and more importantly, I’m looking to climb the ranks and collect my bounty. Whether you good, bad or ugly, you stand across the ring from me, you better be ready to pay up, sucker!” When and where will Bryan Keith have his bounty in the form of big match paychecks and championship reigns?
Deonna Purrazzo VS Kiera Hogan!
The Virtuosa is getting her title match with Toni Storm at Revolution, but tonight she ends up the “opening act.” Will she be a hard act to follow? Or will the Hottest Flame be the one burning up the scene?
The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up with knuckle locks, then Deonna breaks one to wrangle Kiera with the other. Kiera rolls back, rolls through, then kips up to wrench and roll Deonna up! TWO, and Kiera Oklahoma Rolls! ONE, and Deonna wrenches Kiera to YANK the arm! And YANK the arm again! Deonna stands on one hand, then wrenches that arm to grind the shoulder. Kiera powers up to whip, but Deonna reverses. Kiera stops herself, then drop toeholds Deonna onto ropes! Kiera runs to HIP ATTACK! Deonna goes to a corner, Kiera runs in but Deonna dodges! Kiera slips out to the apron to ROCK Deonna first!
Kiera steps in but Deonna gets the arm! DIVORCE COURT CODE BREAKER! The fans rally while Kiera shakes the arm out. Deonna brings Kiera up, snapmares her, and then drops an arm on the leg! And then drops it again, to then have a short arm scissor! Kiera endures so Deonna steps over to drop a knee on the elbow! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Kiera up and wraps her up in a straitjacket. Deonna knees Kiera in the back, the fans rally up, and Kiera moves around. Kiera slips the straitjacket onto Deonna, but Deonna puts it back on Keira, for the BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!
Kiera is still in this but Deonna brings her around. Kiera fires forearms and a CHOP, then runs, but Deonna BOOTS her! Kiera SUPERKICKS back! Kiera runs in but into the COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brushes it off as Kiera goes to ropes. The fans rally, Deonna runs up, but Kiera ELBOWS her away. Kiera is in a corner, she BOOTS Deonna down! Fans rally up, Kiera runs up but Deonna BOOTS her! Deonna drags Kiera up, reels her in and goes for the Gotch lift! Kiera fights out, but Deonna ducks the roundhouse! Deonna kicks low, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS!
Deonna rolls things over, to have the VENUS DE MILO, and she verbally quits! Deonna wins!
Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission
The Virtuosa sets the tone, but stepping all over her lines is the AEW Women’s World Champion! “Timeless” Toni looks to upstage Deonna at every turn, will she be the bigger box office smash this Super Bowl weekend? Or will the Queen of Guinea be the real scene stealer here tonight?
AEW Women’s World Title Eliminator: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Queen Aminata!
The bell rings and Storm circles with Aminata. The fans rally up, Storm feels things out, and Aminata mocks the overly dramatic nature. She even mocks Storm putting up her dukes! They tie up, go around, Storm waistlocks but Aminata wrenches to wristlock. Storm squats, spins, wrenches, and wristlocks to wrangle Aminata. Storm stands on Aminata, top wristlocks, but Aminata endures. The fans rally, Aminata fights around, then waistlocks to spin and snapmare Storm to a ghost pin, TWO! Storm is up, headlocks, and she stomps around as she grinds the hold. Aminata endures but Storm hits the takeover.
Aminata headscissors but Storm shrugs it off. Fans rally as Aminata keeps trying, and she headscissors after all. Storm moves around, pops free and headlocks again. Aminata fights up, pops out the back and steps over to twerk attack! The fans are torn but Storm pushes Aminata away. “How DARE you!” Aminata runs in, Storm drop toeholds her into ropes! Storm keeps moving, THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, then poses for the crowd. The fans cheer as Storm gets her black ‘n’ white filter, and then she CLUBS Aminata down as Collision goes picture in picture.
Storm looms over Aminata, brings her up, and CHOSP! Aminata goes to a corner, Storm stomps her, stomps her some more, then CHPOS her! Aminata sputters but Storm digs her boots in. The ref counts, Storm lets off, then runs up to TOSS Aminata by her hair! Aminata ends up in another corner. Storm snapmares her down hard. Storm clamps on with a neck wrench and she grinds Aminata down. The fans rally, Luther applauds, but Aminata fights up. Aminata fights to a facelock and cradles, TWO!! Storm escapes, and she LARIATS Aminata to ropes. Storm whips then LARIATS Aminata down! Cover, TWO!
Storm stays on Aminata with some pie faces. Aminata frowns as storm keeps pushing her. Storm fires a forearm, so Aminata hits back! Storm winds up to SLAP! And JAB! And JAB! And JAB! Storm winds up, to DECK Aminata with that forearm! Storm then sits Aminata up to a full nelson. Aminata endures even as Storm leans on her, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns, Aminata storms back into the ring but Storm knees her low! Storm snapmares Aminata, clamps on another seated full nelson, but Aminata again endures. The fans rally, Aminata fights her way up, and Aminata breaks free! Aminata Alabama Lifts but Storm sunset flips through! TWO, and Storm BOOTS Aminata down! Luther applauds and Storm aims from a corner. She runs in but Aminata catches her for another cradle! TWO!! Storm escapes, but Aminata LARIATS her down! Luther and Mariah look worried and the fans rally up. Storm and Aminata rise, and Aminata wrenches to reel Storm in! Snap suplex!
Fans fire up and Aminata runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Luther points out it was not three. Aminata drags Storm up, Alabama lifts, but Storm fights that to a DDT! Cover, TWO! Aminata is showing her toughness but Storm has a crazy look in her eyes as her lipstick is smeared and her nose is bloody. Storm drags Aminata up, reels her in, but Aminata Alabama Lifts! AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Storm survives and shocks Aminata! Mariah looks worried as Aminata shoves Storm away. Storm is in a corner, Aminata runs up, but Storm trips her! Storm runs in to HIP ATTACK first! Then the STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (denies Queen Aminata a title opportunity)
The leading lady of AEW checks another name off the list on her path to Revolution. Storm then gets a mic to tell “Mr. Shivon” that she knows that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but technically they’re in Henderson so stop looking at her like that! The fans cheer as Storm rests back and says, “Darling, did you see that? Another fantastic technical show of brilliance by moi! I would just like to announce that this week on Dy-na-meh-tay, I will be releasing a brand new film!” The fans cheer that! Storm gives us the teaser for “Wet Ink,” and tells Deonna Purrazzo to remember one little thing:
“You can try all your special little fancy maneuvers on me all you want, but the pain of not being so much as a wart on my bunghole will haunt you for the rest of your bloody life! Bunch off!” Storm then holds onto her AEW Women’s World Championship while dramatically posing and frolicking. Will nothing and no one ever take the spotlight away from Timeless Toni Storm?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Because of the NBA All-Star Weekend, Collision will return in two weeks!
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
Just as we heard, Storm will release her new feature film, but we’ve also got The Young Bucks taking on Top Flight, Edge VS Garcia to determine Christian Cage’s next challenger, and Willow getting her fight with Skye Blue! Plus, we hear from the AEW World Champion, Samoa Joe, AND both his challengers, Hangman Page and Swerve Strickland, ahead of their title match Triple Threat! If everything is bigger in Texas, then will this be the biggest Dynamite yet?
AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Tomohiro Ishii!
Freshly Squeezed being part of Chaos, he’s a friend to the Stone Pitbull, and is willing to give his friend a title match. Will Cassidy come to regret that when the Stone Pitbull takes a bite out of him? Or will Cassidy still be on course to face Roddy at Revolution?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision in the desert!
The bell rings and the fans duel, “I-SHI-I!” “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Ishii and Cassidy tie up, and are in a deadlock, even as Cassidy tries really hard. Ishii stays put, then he pushes Cassidy back step by step. Cassidy tries to turn that around but Ishii still pushes him back. They end up on ropes, the ref counts, and Ishii lets off slowly. Cassidy has his hands up, and heh thinks about it. Yep, hands in pockets! The fans cheer as Cassidy dodges, SHOTGUNS and kips up, but Ishii runs Cassidy over! Cassidy flops out of the ring and the fans duel again. Cassidy shakes out the arm, walks around the outside, but Ishii eggs him on.
The ring count climbs as Ishii and Cassidy each dare the other to join them. Ishii rushes out after Cassidy but Cassidy slides into the ring! Cassidy then eggs Ishii on. Ishii gets in, Cassidy RAMS him but neither falls! Cassidy runs again and RAMS Ishii but he almost bounces off Ishii himself! Fans fire up, Cassidy winds up, and Cassidy runs again to RAM Ishii! Ishii rebounds, Cassidy sidesteps then follows to SHOULDER TACKLE Ishii down! The fans fire up as Cassidy flexes! Cassidy sees Ishii go to a corner and stand up. Cassidy storms up to fire forearms, but Ishii just frowns. Ishii stares Cassidy down as the forearms keep going!
Ishii backs Cassidy down by leaning into the shots! Cassidy still tires but he ends up in the other corner. Cassidy slows down, then says okay, go ahead. Ishii CHOPS Cassidy down! Cassidy sputters to a corner but Ishii storms up to CHOP again! Cassidy staggers away, Ishii storms up to CHOP again! Cassidy falls and Ishii eggs him on! Ishii drags Cassidy up as Collision goes picture in picture.
Ishii CHOPS Cassidy again, and CHOPS him again! And CHOPS him again! Ishii whips corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out, ducks the lariat and bumps Ishii off buckles! Ishii just stares him down and ROCKS him with a forearm! Ishii suplexes for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cassidy flounders out of the ring clutching his neck! The ref checks and Cassidy is somehow okay to continue. Ishii goes out to put him back in, then storms up to bring Cassidy up. Ishii CHOPS and Cassidy falls over. Ishii kicks Cassidy around, then digs his boot in! The ref counts, Ishii lets off, and he eggs Cassidy on. Ishii brings Cassidy up and Cassidy throws body shots!
Ishii doesn’t budge, though, and he just DECKS Cassidy! Cassidy drags himself up in the corner, Ishii brings him out and suplexes, only for Cassidy to block! Ishii keeps trying, Cassidy keeps resisting, so Ishii CHOPS again! Ishii suplexes but Cassidy fights! Collision returns to single picture as the struggle continues. Ishii gets Cassidy up, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, DDT! Fans fire up while Ishii flounders out of the ring. Cassidy builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Ishii hits railing! Cassidy hurries to put Ishii in, then he runs to tilt-o-whirl DDT again!! Cover, TWO!!
Fans fire up as Ishii toughs it out! Cassidy hurries to the apron and goes up the corner. The fans fire up as Cassidy aims, for DEEP IMPACT!! Cover, TWO!!! Ishii survives again and Cassidy is rather surprised! Ishii goes to a corner, Cassidy storms up, and Cassidy gives Ishii “devastating” kicks! Cassidy winds up, to SUPERKICK! Ishii sits back down and Cassidy stomps a mudhole away! The ref counts, Cassidy lets off and the fans fire up again! Cassidy runs corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shoutout to Shibata as Cassidy keeps moving, but Ishii clotheslines him first! Ishii runs but Cassidy follows to BOOT!
Cassidy keeps moving, but Ishii ROCKS him! Ishii runs, but Cassidy BOOTS him! And SUPERKICKS! Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN Ishii down, but Ishii’s right back up to POUNCE Cassidy! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as both men go to ropes. Cassidy rises but Ishii’s on him first. Cassidy fires forearms but Ishii doesn’t budge! Ishii then DECKS Cassidy! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Ishii storms up on him. Ishii hauls Cassidy up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up the corner. Ishii brings Cassidy to the very top, for the stalling… SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!
Cassidy survives again and the fans fire back up! Ishii drags Cassidy back up, brings him up, but Cassidy slips out of the bomb! Ishii avoids the boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ishii roars as he rises, the fans fire up, and Ishii storms over to Cassidy. Ishii drags Cassidy to his feet, to CHOP him! Cassidy stays standing as he grits his teeth and shakes his head! Cassidy eggs Ishii on so Ishii CHOPS again! Cassidy shakes his head so Ishii CHOPS again! Cassidy crouches but he rises back up! The fans are thunderous as Cassidy fires up, but then he falls over! Ishii asks what’s up, the ref says Cassidy is somehow still in this, so Ishii storms up.
Ishii drags Cassidy up to fire a forearm! Cassidy goes for the Alabama Lift! BEACH- NO, Ishii fights that down to get Cassidy up, POWERBOMB! SLIDING- NO, Cassidy ducks the lariat to ghost pin! TWO!!! Ishii swings, Cassidy blocks then dodges then rolls Ishii up, TWO!!!! Ishii escapes again, Cassidy sunset flips him, TWO?!?! Ishii escapes a third time in a row and the fans are thunderous! Cassidy and Ishii rise, and Cassidy LARIATS! Ishii stays up to HEADBUTT! Ishii roars, runs, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Ishii falls but Cassidy isn’t done! Alabama Lift for the BEACH BREAK!! Cover, TWO!?!?!
No one can believe that Ishii survives both Cassidy’s best shots! The fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but this has to end somehow! Cassidy throws off the elbow pad and takes aim from the corner! ORANGE- NO, Ishii full nelsons to DRAGON SUPLEX! But Cassidy rises back up!? Ishii LARIATS him back down!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Now Cassidy shocks us, but Ishii roars again! Ishii hauls Cassidy back up, suplexes, but Cassidy wrenches free. Ishii ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy SUPERKICKS, but Ishii ENZIGIRIS! Ishii sits Cassidy up to run, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives again but Ishii says he has it now!
Ishii drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but Cassidy slips free! ORANGE PUNCH!! Ishii wobbles but stays up!! So Cassidy turns him around! Ishii HEADBUTTS again! Cassidy roars, swings, but into a spin, only for Cassidy to cradle it! CASSIDY WINS!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)
That was a Freshly Squeezed instant classic! Cassidy sits up in a daze, he might not even know he won! But wait, The Undisputed Kingdom rushes in from the crowd side! Bennett CLOBBERS Cassidy and Taven goes up! HAIL MARY!! But Ishii rushes back in to run them off! The Stone Pitbull may have lost, but he still has enough to handle these punks! Trent Beretta also rushes out, chair in hand! Trent won’t let The Kingdom do Cassidy like they did Chuckie T & Rocky Romero! Cassidy is still golden, but will he need to call upon more friends to help fight off their enemies?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here, and with quite a bit more set up for Revolution. It’s probably because they’re losing a day with next week being NBA All-Star Weekend. At the same time, I’m oddly okay with regular sports getting in the way of pro-wrestling for once, because my schedule is very stuffed with Collision being on Saturday. But the reasons aside, great promo from Eddie Kingston complimenting Bryan Keith and calling out Bryan Danielson for a match. I would think Danielson will make the match for the Continental Triple Crown if Eddie wants his handshake. And really good promo from Edge with Garcia to set up their match for Dynamite.
Garcia had an awesome match with Shane Taylor tonight, and great win for Garcia to add credibility to Garcia VS Edge this Wednesday. I would think Edge wins but the way they were teasing Garcia and Christian last week, they might go with Garcia instead, with Edge just making sure Christian doesn’t cheat Garcia like he has Edge. Great match from Moxley & Claudio VS Star & Esfinge, though of course Moxley & Claudio win. FTR being the ones stepping up to Moxley & Claudio is a surprise, though. What’s going to happen now with that CMLL invasion story? FTR brawling with BCC was great but still not sure what’s to come of it.
Meanwhile, Cage of course beats down The Outrunners and wins, but good little brawl with Hook. That FTW Championship match is surely coming, just not sure if it’s Revolution worthy or not. Awesome match from Mark and Brody, with quite the violent end and post match beating. Another thing about FTR moving on to BCC, who is going to help Mark against the House of Black? Really good promo from Kris, Willow & Stokely to call out Julia & Skye, and Willow VS Skye will be really good stuff. Still thinking this has to come down to Kris and Willow fighting for their shot at the TBS Championship.
Great stuff out of both Deonna VS Kiera and Storm VS Aminata, but especially the latter. Aminata continues to look great, I just hope she gets to have some wins soon. Storm’s promo after was good, too, with the tease of her new “film.” And great stuff out of the International Championship story, too. I just knew The Undisputed Kingdom would interact with Ishii, but instead of a deal, it was more like Roddy wanted Ishii to understand what winning tonight meant. Awesome main event, and awesome win for Cassidy, but I should’ve figured the Undisputed Kingdom would attack. Maybe I was right, though, about someone from NJPW/Chaos joining in on the Six Man Tag before Revolution, and it looks like that someone will be Ishii.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will the Death Riders’ reign of terror continue?
This year’s Full Gear may be the most important one of all! Can Orange Cassidy become the Freshy Squeezed AEW World Champion against Maniac Jon Moxley?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zero Hour – Anna Jay VS Deonna Purrazzo; Anna wins.
- Zero Hour – Fatal 4 Way: Dante Martin VS The Beast Mortos VS Komander VS Buddy Matthews; Buddy wins.
- Zero Hour – Big Boom AJ w/ Big Justice VS QT Marshall; AJ wins.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships Fatal 4 Way: Private Party VS The Outrunners VS The Kings of the Black Throne VS The Acclaimed; Private Party wins and retains the titles.
- MJF VS Roderick Strong; MJF wins.
- AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone
w/ KamilleVS Kris Statlander; wins and - Jay White VS Hangman Page; wins.
- Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bobby Lashley w/ MVP; wins.
- Will Ospreay VS Kyle Fletcher; wins.
- AEW International Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Ricochet; wins and
- AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Daniel Garcia; wins and
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley VS Orange Cassidy; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
It’s the Full Gear Zero Hour!
Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, Jeff Jarrett and special guest, Paul Walter Hauser, in discussing, analyzing and predicting all the action set for this monumental night!
Zero Hour – Anna Jay VS Deonna Purrazzo w/ Taya Valkyrie!
The Queenslayer was offered help against Mariah May by The Vendetta but she declined, so this is the payback. Will the Virtuosa handle business? Or will Anna still become the Star of the Show?
The bell rings but Taya distracts Anna. Anna takes a swipe but Deonna kicks low. Deonna headlocks,. Anna powers out, but Deonna RAMS her! Anna stays up, slips around, and waistlocks. Deonna switches, they go to ropes, and Anna bucks the O’Conner! Anna runs Deonna over, keeps moving, then whips. Anna blows past Deonna, sunset flips, TWO! Deonna is up fast but Anna wrenches to HOOK KICK! Anna whips Deonna to a corner, runs up and LEG LARIATS! The fans rally as Anna snapmares and ROLLING NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Anna stays on Deonna with another whip, but Deonna reverses.
Anna slips to the apron, then ROCKS Deonna! Deonna comes back but into a HEEL KICK! Anna goes up a corner but Taya anchors her! Deonna distracts the ref, then she BOOTS Anna! The fans boo but Taya just takes a bow. Deonna “kicks dirt” at Anna, then drags her up. Deonna short arm LARIATS, then she stands on Anna’s face! The ref counts, Deonna steps off, and Deonna storms back up on Anna. Deonna drags Anna up, throat chops her, and Anna goes to a corner. Deonna LARIATS in the corner, LARIATS again, then short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Anna stays in this but Deonna stays focused.
Deonna paces around, drops a knee on Anna, then clamps on a straitjacket stretch. Anna endures, even as Deonna KNEES her in the back! Deonna bends Anna back but Anna still endures. Anna fights up, snapmares free, but Deonna BOOTS her back! Then BOOTS again! Anna SUPERKICKS! But Deonna hits a FLATLINER, into a KOJI KLUTCH! Anna stacks Deonna, TWO! Anna is free to SUPERKICK Deonna down! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Anna and Deonna slowly rise while Taya pounds the apron. The fans rally up and Anna crawls over to Deonna. Deonna grabs at Anna first, and she fires a forearm!
Anna fires a forearm back, but Deonna hits Anna again! The shots go back and forth, the fans dueling, and Anna gets the edge! Anna backs Deonna down, whips, but Deonna reverses, only for Anna to FLYING FOREARM! And FLYING FOREARM again! Anna keeps moving to SHOTGUN Deonna! The fans are torn as Anna runs up on the hometown girl. Forearm SMASH, and Anna puts Deonna up top! DANGEROUS JAY KICK, and then the ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Deonna survives but Anna drags her up. Anna clamps on the QUEENSLAYER SLEEPER! Deonna endures, pries free, and arm-drags Anna!
Deonna kicks low, runs, and KNEE LIFTS into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll and FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Anna endures, flails and moves around, and kicks her way to a ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna holds until 4, and Taya coaches Deonna. Deonna slashes her throat, reels Anna in, but Anna fights the Gotch lift! Anna slips around, Deonna wrenches and wrangles, but Anna rolls free! Anna BOOTS from the corner, goes to the apron, and she puts Deonna in ropes! HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! But Taya takes a swing! Anna dodges, but Taya SPEARS Anna!! The ref saw that and he EJECTS Taya!
Deonna is upset, but better than being disqualified! Taya tells fans to shut up as they sing “Hey hey hey! Goodbye~!” Deonna drags Anna up, but Anna SLAPS Deonna! Deonna is pissed, and she grabs that arm! FUJIWARA!! Deonna pushes on that arm, but Anna uses it to roll Deonna up! ANNA WINS!
Winner: Anna Jay, by pinfall
Deonna is furious, but maybe she should’ve let the ref throw this out. In the end, Anna gets a real win over Deonna, will this help her get back towards some title scene?
Backstage interview with Billie Starkz.
Lexy Nair is with her ROH Minion buddy, and notes that Billie is the first ROH woman entered in the first ever WrestleDynasty International Women’s Cup! Billie, what an opportunity, how are you feeling? She is excited! This is the second chance she’s been waiting for, and- Red Velvet steps in to say more like NO chance. Because see, Velvet is also in that match, and well, she already beat Billie. So her odds are looking really good. But then in steps Leyla Hirsch. And she says lucky for them both, because Leyla’s in this! Leyla beat Velvet once, and just looking at Billie, Leyla knows she can beat her.
Oh but then in steps the ROH Women’s World Champion, Athena! The Minion Overlord defends her bestie and Billie, and says it is finally time for the Athena World Tour! She is the fourth participant, even though, why does she have to qualify for HER show? Athena has beaten Velvet, she’s beaten “Small fry” Leyla, and well… Billie Goat, we all know Athena dog walked her! Velvet says Athena shouldn’t talk to Billie like that. Billie says “Cupcake” doesn’t need to defend her. Things are getting tense already, who wins their way into WrestleDynasty’s massive crossover match?
Backstage interview with QT Marshall.
Lexy is now with QT and says later int he Zero Hour, it is QT VS Big Boom AJ. QT took AJ out last night after the weigh-in, will it be the same here tonight? QT wants Lexy to remember, pronounce it “Mar-shall.” And yes, in QT’s home state of New Jersey, the best part will be QT remembering why he left. It’s a dump! Especially Newark! But AJ is also from New Jersey, and he properly represents this dump. Whether AJ is on the Tonight Show, on TikTok, or here in AEW, he is the epitome of someone from The Garden State: an embarrassment! He’s worse than Bruce Springsteen himself!
And tonight, in a sold out crowd that QT drew all himself, it will be like going to his high school reunion and showing how he is more successful than everyone else. And he’ll do that by walking to the ring, staring down AJ, and bringing the doom! Will QT Marshall make himself the boss of the Zero Hour? Or will it be a BOOM for all of New Jersey when QT loses?
New Year’s Day is a NEW ERA for AEW!
Starting Wednesday, January 1st, 2025, AEW Dynamite will be SIMULCAST on Max! And even bigger, it is the return of Fight for the Fallen! All proceeds go to helping victims of Hurricane Helene in Ashville, North Carolina.
Zero Hour – Fatal 4 Way: Dante Martin VS The Beast Mortos VS Komander VS Buddy Matthews!
Now this is going to be a fast ‘n’ furious match! Angel Dorado, the menacing minotaur, the Commander of Space and the Aussie Juggernaut are all fighting for opportunity, who makes that greater impact?
The bell rings and the four watch each other closely. Buddy and Mortos lock eyes as the big guys in this match, but Komander runs up. Buddy KNEES Komander low and shoves him out. Dante tries but Buddy does the same to him! The fans fire up now as we get Buddy and Mortos circling. But Dante and Komander return! Mortos and Buddy put them in corners, then fire off hands and stomps! Mortos SMACKS Dante, then shouts at Buddy. Buddy stops stomping Komander to stare him down. The fans fire up for these meaty men, but then Dante and Komander try again! They get put back in corners for more hands!
Dante dodges Mortos to POST him! Dante runs up on Buddy, bobs ‘n’ weaves then SMACKS Buddy! And again! Dante whips but Buddy blocks! Buddy BOOTS Dante, slips around, but Dante ELOBWOS him! Komander runs up, POP-UP RANA on Buddy! Mortos runs up to UPPERCUT Dante down! Komander knuckle locks Mortos , CHOPS, KICKS, and goes up, up, but Mortos yanks him down! Dante is back, Mortos knuckle locks him, too! Mortos twists their hands and fans rally. But Komander & Dante both push Mortos! Mortos pushes them back! Dante & Komander kick, dodges, BOOSTED QUEBRADA!
The fans fire up ad Buddy is back! Komander lisp out fothe back suplex, and Dante returns the afvor, BOOSTED CROSSBODY! The fans fire up again, and now Dante & Komander wrap Buddy around ropes. They CHOP, but Buddy TOSSES Dante! Buddy suplexes Komander onto the top rope! Buddy climbs but Komander fires forearms! Komander then leaps, but Buddy catches him! Buddy puts Komander on the top rope again, and CHOPS! And CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” for that second one, and Buddy climbs. But Morots YANKS Buddy down, TOSSES him out, and then ROCKS Komander!
Mortos climbs, he brings Komander up, but Dante CLUBS Mortos! Dante fires forearms on Mortos, whips him, but Mortos reverses! Dante goes up, around, and RANAS! Mortos tumbles, the fans rally up, and Dante BOOTS Mortos! Buddy returns, Dante BOOTS him! Buddy tries again, Dante goes up and over! Dante SUPERKICKS Mortos, but Buddy puts him on the apron. Buddy BLASTS Dante, but here comes Mortos! Mortos dodges Buddy to TOPE TORNILLO onto Dante! The fans fire up and Buddy FLIES! Down goes Dante and Mortos and the fans fire up! But wait, Komander sets up to tightrope walk and SPACE MAN ESCALARA!
The fans are thunderous and Komander feeds off the energy. Komander fetches Buddy into the ring, then goes to the ropes. Alex Abrahantes in his Vegeta hoodie coaches Komander. Komander tightrope walks for CIELITO- NO, Buddy moves so Komander belly flops! But then Mortos THROWS Buddy into steel steps! Mortos stalks Komander, SMACKS him, and whips him to ropes. Komander goes up and up and FLYING RANAS! But Mortos is up to SMACK Komander again! Mortos snapmares and NECK TWISTS! Komander writhes, staggers, but Mortos scoops for a CIPHER UTAKI! Dante returns, leaps over Mortos, but Mortos POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him!
The fans fire up again and Mortos roars! Buddy returns, blocks the haymaker and fires off a strike fest! But Mortos avoids the knee! Buddy puts him on the apron, and catches Mortos for a DRAPING DDT! Buddy strikes like a viper and now he stalks Komander. Komander runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Buddy LAWN DARTS him into Dante! Then Buddy has Dante for a suplex, JACKHAMMER! Cover, Mortos breaks it! Mortos drags Buddy up but Buddy shoves him. Buddy KNEES Mortos, then dodges Komander to TOSS him out! Pump handle on Dante, but Dante victory rolls it! TWO!! Buddy is up, into a JUMP KNEE from Dante!
Dante runs to ROCK Mortos, GAMANGIRIS, then TOSSES him out. Komander is back, Dante rolls him and wrenches, then tucks and MOUST TRAP! TWO!! Komander is up, he and Dante ROCK each other! And BOOT each other! They go again, switch and switch, but now Buddy is up! METEORA on Dante! Komander comes back to tilt-o-whirl DEJA VU DDT!! But Mortos ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Dante FLYING LARIATS!! All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as only Komander is on the outside and the others go to corners. Mortos snarls as he rises up!
Komander returns and the fans rally. Buddy and Dante also stand, then Komander follows. Mortos and Komander brawl, Buddy and Dante brawl, and the fans rally. Mortos SMACKS Komander, Buddy ROCKS Dante! Now the big men want at it! Buddy blocks a kick, sends i into Dante, but then Mortos does the same with Buddy’s leg and Komander! HEADBUTT for Buddy! Mortos ROCKS Dante, puts him up top, but Komander 619s the legs out! Mortos staggers, Komander springboards to FLYING POISON-RANA!! Dante hits the MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, BUDDY STOMPS DANTE!! Cover, BUDDY WINS!
Winner: Buddy Matthews, by pinfall
A very opportunistic strike from Buddy Matthews, because The House Always Wins! Will that be true as Malakai Black & Brody King go for the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Or can Private Party make it out of Full Gear still golden?
Paul “The Giant” Wight is here!
The fans cheer as the World’s Largest Athlete now joins commentary for what could be the biggest match of Zero Hour history! And he isn’t alone, because our special guest timekeeper is… THE RIZZLER! Rizzler keeps up the Rizz Face all the way to the ring, and he finds his way to the timekeeper’s area. Time to fight on the mat for The Rizzler!
Zero Hour – Big Boom AJ w/ Big Justice VS QT Marshall w/ Ace of Space Academy!
After 20 YEARS, these two former rivals finally meet again. Who will be the greatest wrestler from the Garden State when AEW pits BOOM against DOOM?
QT kisses his Doom weight belt, offers it to a fan, but the fan slaps it down! QT hands it to his wife, Mrs. Marshall, and she accepts it. Rizzler rings the bell and it begins! The fans chant “BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!” but QT talks smack on AJ. AJ stares QT down, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, and QT arm-drags! QT celebrates like he did something amazing but the fans boo. QT and AJ reset, tie up, but QT waistlocks. QT spins AJ, snapmares, and again celebrates like he won or something. The fans boo and AJ gets annoyed. QT and AJ reset again, circle, and tie up. QT wrenches to a wristlock but the fans rally behind AJ.
AJ wrenches through, fireman’s carries for the takeover, and now AJ gets to celebrate! The fans cheer and now QT is flustered. The fans tell AJ, “You Still Got It!” QT calls for a knuckle lock, so AJ says bet. They tie up, but then QT kicks low! The fans boo but QT clamps on a headlock. AJ endures the grind, fights up, and he powers out. QT RAMS AJ, but AJ stays put! QT is annoyed, he runs, and he RAMS AJ! QT almost bounces off! The fans fire up and QT tries again, then ducks ‘n’ dodges! But AJ picks QT up for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! QT escapes and flounders away! Rizzler is intrigued, but QT kicks and UPPERCUTS AJ!
AJ goes to a corner, QT storms over and bumps AJ off buckles. AJ whips QT, and hits a BACKDROP! Then AJ LARIATS QT up and out! The Doom Squad is there, Rizzler is all smiles, and AJ puts QT in the ring. AJ warns the Doom Squad to stay back, but QT runs in! AJ dodges as QT FLIES, and down goes the squad! AJ then ROCKS QT with a haymaker! And ROCKS him again! AJ sends QT into railing, then puts him in the ring. AJ storms in but QT KICKS him in the ropes! QT drags AJ up for a BASEMENT DDT! The fans boo QT but he soaks it up. QT taunts AJ, drags him up, and DECKS him with a right!
QT mocks the fans, then taunts AJ. AJ rises, but QT DECKS him again! QT taunts AJ’s family and says, “I thought he was gonna bring the boom!” Mrs. Boom says QT is going down! QT swings but AJ counter punches! QT DROPKICKS AJ in return! Rizzler does not like that but QT covers, TWO! QT sits AJ up and clamps on a neck wrench. The fans sing, “OH~, We Want The Rizzler~!” Rizzler nods and AJ fights up. AJ fires body shots but QT CLUBS him down. QT says shut up about Rizzler! QT runs up, but AJ stops the cutter! BELLY2BELLY! Down goes QT and the fans fire up! Big Justice coaches on his dad but QT rises up.
The fans rally as QT and AJ both stand. AJ ROCKS QT! And ROCKS him again! And again! Again, again, and again! QT is in a corner, AJ whips corner to corner. QT reverses but AJ comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! AJ dodges, and he SPINEBUSTERS QT! The fans fire up and Rizzler is going into overdrive! AJ hurries up a corner and the fans fire up again! QT rises, AJ aims, FLYING BOOM! The fans fire up and AJ rises again! AJ says it’s time! “BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!” QT rises, AJ has him for a scoop and… POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! QT survives but Rizzler wonders if this is almost over.
QT and AJ rise up, and AJ storms over to QT. AJ whips, QT handsprings! NEURALIZER KICK! The fans boo but QT rises again! QT runs up, DIAMOND CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! AJ survives and the fans are thunderous! QT cannot believe it but Big Justice & Rizzler are excited! QT goes out of the ring, he talks trash on Rizzler, but Wight defends the kid. QT apologizes, backs off, and QT goes up a corner. QT talks trash on Big Justice now, but AJ ROCKS QT! The fans fire up as AJ climbs! AJ has QT on the very top, and hits a SUPER DUPER PLEX!! A big gamble from Big Boom AJ, but he’s about to double down!
The fans fire up and AJ has QT set up! But wait, is that Aaron Solo?! Solo talks trash, but AJ DECKS him! Solo flounders, but QT BOOTS AJ! The fans boo but now QT calls his shot. WAIT! Big Justice steps in! BIG JUSTICE SPEARS QT!! The fans are thunderous as now AJ kicks QT, and brings him up for a POWER BOOM!!! Cover, AJ wins!
Winner: Big Boom AJ, by pinfall
QT’s Doom Squad tried to screw over AJ, but Big Justice laid down the law! Rizzler celebrates with AJ & Big Justice! Will they continue to bring the BOOM to AEW?
Mercedes Mone & Kamille arrive backstage.
The CEO is upset that her title defense has to be here in disgusting Newark, NJ. But since the cameras are here, she has something to say to Kamille now. This last month has been super frustrating. Actually, more like embarrassing! Kamille came out to the crowd, pandering for sympathy?! Mone wouldn’t even be in this mess if not for Kamille in the first place! Kamille shows up wanting to attack Kris Statlander, and then she loses to her?! And let’s not even start on her bad driving! Is Kamille stupid or just dumb? Kamille tells Mone to watch herself. Mone asks if she gave Kamille permission to speak. Does Kamille not know who Mone is and what she’s done for this business?
Mone is The CEO, the greatest woman’s champion o fall time! And tonight, Kamille can just watch from catering as Mone shows how a real woman gets the job done. Watch and learn. Mone leaves, Kamille rolls her eyes, but clearly Kamille wishes she could use both arms right now. Will the Brickhouse just have to watch Two Belts Mone lose one of those belts all on her own?
AEW World Tag Team Championships Fatal 4 Way: Private Party VS The Outrunners VS The Kings of the Black Throne VS The Acclaimed!
Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy really only just got theses titles, and their first defense is the biggest match anyone could ask for! Will the party keep on going through tonight? Or will another team use these steep odds to their advantage?
Platinum Max of course has a diss track on deck! “Platinum Max on the mic, so bright, you gon’ get a tan. House of Black made my ears bleed with their shi**y band! Outrunners stain couch covers. I leave stains on your stout mothers! Private Party gonna go from haves to the have-nots. The only shots they take are back shots! I know you checkin’ the vibe because everybody loves the Best Wrestler Alive!” Bowens is confused by Caster’s change in catchphrase, and then Caster just throws the mic at him? Bowens has to pick it up and refocus. “NEWARK, NEW JERSEEEEY~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And Billy does~!
But with that, Private Party is last but certainly not least! Pyro goes off for the official start of Full Gear, and “Oh my God, is that Private Party?” Ladies line the ramp with glow sticks as Quen & Zay make their entrances, bringing back “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” as their theme! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, as is the difficulty level. Will Quen & Zay still be on top of the game with odds like this?
All the teams stare down, but Caster quietly backs off. However, in this kind of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams can be legal at a time. Quen steps up for the champs, and Malakai steps up for the House. They circle while the fans rally up, and they tie up. Malakai arm-drags to armlock, but Quen rolls back. Malakai hammerlocks but Quen sits down, rolls, and headscissors! Malakai shrugs that off but Quen armlocks. Malakai wrangles Quen to a wristlock but Quen rolls and arm-drags free! Malakai trips Quen, Quen boots him away, and then Quen kicks. Malakai blocks, flips Quen, and sits down cross-legged! The fans cheer and Quen tells Malakai to get up.
Malakai reverses to get up so Quen runs up. Malakai ducks under, kips up, trips Quen to cover, ONE! Quen sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men kip up and the fans fire up! Quen and Malakai reset, but then Quen has to duck The End! Malakai smirks as he almost had Quen. Quen rushes up to headlock but Malakai back suplexes! Quen lands out, kicks, but Malakai easily blocks it! Quen shoves Malakai, Malakai ELBOWS Quen down! Malakai drags Quen up, Bowens tags in off him, and the fans fire up as Malakai and BOwens stare down. Bownes rusn up on Quen, and he turns hip toss into hip toss!
Zay tags in, runs up, he and Bowens block arm-drags! Then arm-drags cancle out! Bowens whips bu tZay arm-drags! Bowens mule kicks, front kicks, runs and FAMOUSERS! The fans fire up as “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Bowens drags Zay up but Caster is too busy soaking up the cheers. Zay breaks free to ENZIGIRI! Truth Magnum tags in and he waistlocks Zay. Truth spins Zay to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Zay is tougher than that but Truth tags Turbo Floyd. The Outrunners whip Zay to a corner, then ELBOW, snapmare, and NECK SNAPPER! Zay staggers up and Turbo scoops to SLAM!
The fans fire up as The Outrunners flex! Quen runs up to BLAST Truth! Turbo DECKS Quen, he DECKS Caster, and he DECKS Bowens! Malakai runs in but Turbo LARIATS him up and out! But here comes Brody King! Turbo turns around, he throws hands, but Brody DECKS Turbo! The fans fire up and Turbo rises. Turbo throws more hands, but Brody ROCKS Turbo! Turbo fires up to fire hands but Brody ROCKS Turbo, then CHOPS him! But Turbo is powering up! Turbo flexes, runs, but Brody LARIATS Turbo down! The fans bark for Brody as he drags Turbo to the outside, and then throws him into railing!
Brody DECKS Caster, pushes Bowens into the ring, and The House regroups. Malakai KNEES Bowens, Brody puts Bowens up top, and they both climb! A SUPERPELX for the Power, DIVING DOUBLE STMOPS for the Glory! Malakai then goes up and out to QUEBRADA the whole cluster! Malakai puts Quen in for the hell of it, and Quen BOOTS Brody! Quen kicks at Malakai but Malakai blocks it to THROW him down! Quen ends up in the corner, Brody LARIATS! Then POP-UP KNEE! Zay springboards in, into a HAYMAKER! LEG SWEEP! SENTON! The fans fire up for The Kings of the Black Throne!
The Outrunners and Acclaimed regroup and they stare The House down. The fans rally up as it is a 4v2 brawl! Truth & Caster mug Brody while Bowens & Turbo TOSS Malakai! Private Party joins the party and they beat Brody down. Bowens goes up and everyone holds Brody open! SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~! The fans fire up, but then Caster BOOTS Truth! Turbo TOSSES Quen, Bowens TOSSES Zay. Bowens and Turbo stare down, and the fans fire up! But then Caster DECKS Turbo! Truth DECKS Caster! Bowens clinches and spins Truth to NECKBREAKER! Bowens brings Turbo up to suplex! Zay is back, he SUPERKICKS Bowens!
Zay goes up, “SUCK IT!” and FLYING FLATLINER! Turbo LARIATS Zay! Caster fireman’s carries Turbo for a DEATH VALLEY BOMB! Truth dodges Caster to DROPKICK! Not the cleanest hit but good enough. Quen dodges Truth to MJ PELE! The fans fire up as now Private Party aims at The Outrunners! STEREO 450 SPLASHES! Double covers, TWO!! The fans rally while Private Party regroups. Private Party whips, The Outrunners double whip, and then The Outrunners DOUBLE ELBOW! “Turbo Floyd, you son of a b*tch!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up and Turbo tags Truth.
Turbo scoops Zay, Truth runs, but Zay slips free! Outrunners collide, Brody tags in! Malakai KICKS Zay while Brody CLOBBERS Turbo! Bowens runs in, but Brody scoops him to SLAM him! The fans fire up as Bowens and Truth are in corners. The fans bark along with Brody as he storms around. Brody roars and The House hits Bowens with the CANNONBALL DROPKICK COMBO! Now they aim at Truth! CANNONBALL DROPKICK- NO, Caster sweeps Malakai’s legs and Truth avoids Brody! Turbo scoops Brody! TOTAL RECALL!!! Truth covers, CASTER BREAKS IT! Malakai TOSSES Caster, Bowens fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK on Malakai!
Caster hits a MISSILE DROPKICK on Malakai! The fans tell Caster off but he ignores that. Bowens tags in off Turbo, Caster tags in off Brody, how does that work!? The ref and The Acclaimed have to sort that out, but the fans are on Bowens’ side! Billy tells them to focus, they spot Turbo and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! The Acclaimed argue about who should be legal, but Caster says just pin him! This is the loophole of this Fatal 4 Way! Bowens does cover Caster, but Quen SWANTON BOMBS it apart! Zay tags in off Caster, but Bowens catches him ot a cradle! TWO!! Zay rolls Bowens, TWO! Bowens ROLLING ELBOWS Zay!!
Bowens fires up, and he brings Zay around to whip. Zay reverses, Caster tags in! Bowens has the crucifix but the ref says he’s not legal! Bowens says Caster messed this up! Caster says just hit the finishers! But Zay kicks Bowens! Bowens powers out to clinch, THE ARRIVAL!! Caster is up but Turbo is after him! Caster ROCKS Turbo, but Turbo TOSSES Bowens! Caster still goes for it, only for Quen to get up! GIN & JUICE!!! Cover, PRIVATE PARTY WINS!
Winners: Private Party, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
Caster is beside himself, but he’s the reason his own team failed! And now, after such a massive defense, will we see that a Private Party party never stops?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
Lexy Nair is with Freshly Squeezed and says this past Wednesday, The Death Riders sent a clear message. How is that affecting his mindset tonight? Cassidy says yes, they sent a message. But tonight, “we” send a message back. AEW sends a message back! Private Party started it. They’re AEW Day One, and they’re the AEW World Tag Team Champions. Because AEW means everything to them, just like it does to Cassidy and to all the fans here tonight. How could Moxley possibly understand that? Because Moxley never needed AEW. Cassidy wouldn’t exist without AEW. So tonight, Cassidy shows that AEW doesn’t need Moxley!
Cassidy takes the power, the symbol of what AEW represents, and puts it in his backpack as the NEW AEW World Champion. Cassidy heads out, will he make this all become a reality?
MJF VS Roderick Strong!
The Wolf of Wrestling tried to worm his way out of another situation by setting obstacles in front of his enemies. However, The Savior of the Backbreaker still made it through three matches to earn this opportunity and finally shutting MJF up. Will Roddy break MJF’s back and make him humble? Or will Maxwell Jacob Friedman prove he is still better than everyone else, and we know it?
The bell rings and MJF bails right out! The fans boo but MJF grabs a mic. MJF tells that the disgusting poors should keep their mouths shut! Roddy, you wanna know why the people like you? It’s not because you’re a good wrestler, it’s that you’re just like them: WHITE TRASH! Oh, sorry, did MJF insult the dumpster fire of the world? Hey, wanna know what’s really great? When MJF is out of this crap company and no longer wrestling in front of these fat losers, he’s out there making millions shooting movies! Meanwhile, Roddy’s mama is shooting his daddy! MJF soaks up the heat, but Roddy slides out to CHOP MJF down!
MJF scrambles into the ring, wants mercy, but Roddy CHOPS him again! MJF runs away up the ramp! Roddy chases him down and CLUBS him down! Roddy CLUBS MJF back to ringside, then CHOPS him again! Roddy swings, MJF dodges, then dodges again! Roddy CHOPS the POST! MJF bares some crossbars and he puts Roddy’s fingers in the gap! MJF bends the fingers! The ref reprimands, MJF lets go at 4, and he refreshes the ring count. MJF then wrenches the bad hand, tucks it into Roddy’s tights, and then gut wrenches to APRON POWERBOMB! Roddy falls to the floor and MJF smirks as he leaves Roddy behind.
The fans boo but MJF goes back to put Roddy in the ring. MJF storms in, he drags Roddy around, and MJF stands on Roddy’s hand. “You’re a bum! Not a single effin’ person in here cares about you!” MJF stomps Roddy’s hand, then he tells the fans to shut up. MJF reels Roddy in, but Roddy wrenches out to CHOP! CHOP! MJF dodges but Roddy CHOPS again! MJF BITES the bad hand! MJF then WRINGS Roddy into the corner! MJF soaks up heat while mockingly checking his “watch.” MJF says this is too easy, then he goes back for the bad hand. Roddy endures, fights around, but MJF wrangles him to the mat.
MJF continues to talk trash but Roddy still endures. The fans prove MJF wrong as they rally up for Roddy, and Roddy fights to his feet. Roddy throws elbows, then forearms! Roddy whips but MJF YANKS the bad arm! MJF runs up, but Roddy BOOTS! ENZIGIRIS! And HALF NELSON- NO, MJF wrenches out to have the bad hand. Roddy slips around, and he HALF NELSON BACKBREAKERS after all! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Fans actually duel, seems New Jersey likes a devil like MJF. But Roddy CHOPS first! And ELBOWS MJF, then CALF KICKS! Roddy keeps moving and he LARIATS MJF down!
The fans fire up as Roddy fires elbow after elbow, then he torture racks! MJF reaches out, but Roddy REVERSE LAWN DARTS! JUMP KNEE! ANGLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! MJF survives but Roddy huffs ‘n’ puffs. The fans rally, Roddy hauls MJF up, but MJF wrenches and WRINGS the bad arm! Both men are down and the fans rally again. Roddy and MJF go to opposite ends, and Roddy is on the apron. MJF storms up, reels Roddy in, but Roddy stops the Heatseeker! MJF runs back in but Roddy TOSSES him! Roddy then WRECKS MJF with a dropkick! Roddy hurries out and he whips MJF into railing! And then he CHOPS!
Roddy lifts MJF up to RAILING BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up with Roddy and he drags MJF up. Roddy puts MJF into the ring, aims from a corner, and he runs up to SICK- NO, MJF dodges! Roddy tumbles, he hurries after MJF, but MJF pops him up to MULE KICK! MJF goes up, mocks Adam Cole, but Roddy YANKS him down for a BACKBREAKER! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Roddy crawls to MJF, covers, TWO! MJF stays in this and the fans rally up again. Roddy rises and he brings MJF up. Roddy reels MJF in but MJF wrenches to go after the arm! Roddy whips MJF to a corner but MJF ELBOWS him away!
MJF goes up and DOUBLE STOMPS the bad arm! MJF then reels Roddy in, hammerlock DDT! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives and MJF is too tired to throw a fit. Both men slowly rise, but MJF SPITS on Roddy! Roddy SLAPS MJF! And CHOPS! Roddy fires a flurry of forearms and CHPOS, then he blocks a kick. MJF pokes Roddy in the eye! MJF runs while fans boo, but Roddy DROPKICKS MJF! Roddy then trips MJF, has the legs, and has the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! The fans fire up while MJF endures and crawls around. Roddy drags MJF from the ropes! But Roddy’s bad hand can’t hold on!
MJF is free and he rises up, but Roddy storms over. MJF DECKS Roddy with a fast hand! MJF drags Roddy up again, suplexes, but his back won’t let him finish that! MJF runs up, now Roddy DECKS MJF! The fans fire up as Roddy slowly makes his way to MJF. Roddy drags MJF up, but MJF wrenches and he HEADBUTTS the hand again and again! MJF wrenches to suplex, but Roddy turns it around! END OF HEARTACHE!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! MJF survives by a literal foot! Roddy is beside himself but the fans rally up again. Roddy hobbles to ropes, MJF sits up, and Roddy runs back in! But MJF bails out!
The fans boo but Roddy pursues. Roddy drags MJF up off the ground, puts him in the ring, and he hurries to suplex again. MJF cradle counters! TWO, Roddy has the cover, TWO! Roddy swings, MJF ducks and whips, but then Roddy dodges! ENZIGIRI, torture rack, and RACK DROP! Then a fireman’s carry, for a GUTBUSTER DROP! Roddy keeps moving, SICK KICK hits!! The fans fire up and Roddy keeps on MJF! But MJF suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The ref checks both men, they’re okay to continue, and Roddy crawls to a cover. TWO, and MJF has the FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
MJF THRASHES the arm, RODDY TAPS!! MJF WINS!!!
Winner: MJF, by submission
MJF grins, and he’ll surely play this off as another “easy dub.” But then MJF decides he isn’t done, and he grabs a chair! MJF grins as he storms back into the ring, and he threatens the ref! The ref backs off, and MJF puts the arm around Roddy’s arm! The fans boo as MJF stands on the steel! MJF runs to STOMP the chair!!! Roddy writhes, but ADAM COLE is here! Cole runs in but MJF runs away! The Undisputed Kingdom is also here, Taven & Bennett check on Roddy’s arm while Cole glares at MJF. Cole vows he will get MJF, that SOB! Kyle O’Reilly rushes out here, too, and he gets mad at Cole!
Kyle says this is what he was talking with Cole about on Wednesday! Kyle didn’t want this obsession to hurt someone else, and it has! Kyle helps Roddy away to the back, but does he have a point? Should Cole have stopped this before it began? Or will Cole make sure it ends with him and MJF?
AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone VS Kris Statlander!
The CEO is still NJPW Strong Women’s Champion on top of AEW TBS Champion, but the walls might be closing in. Mone knows she has Strong Style Evolved in a few weeks, but is she taking the Galaxy’s Greatest too easy? Or will the #BornAgainKristen once again be The Face of TBS?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the greatest TBS Champion today!
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Everybody wants Mina, but Mina wants Mariah!
Before they celebrate with champagne on Full Gear, Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa team up for a tag match! Will Rampage truly become “Glampage?”
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron & Nyla Rose; Mariah & Mina win.
- Juice Robinson VS The Butcher; Juice wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order; The Conglomeration wins.
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Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron & Nyla Rose!
While the AEW Women’s World Champion and her best friend will have their Championship Champagne Celebration tomorrow night, tonight is about celebrating a victory together. But will The Glamour & The Fighting Gravure Idol get that win? Or can the wild Aussie and Native Beast put a damper on the fun?
The teams sort out and Mina starts against Nyla. The fans rally, “We Want Mina!” and Nyla says so does she! They step up and Nyla taunts Mina’s height by calling for the knuckle lock. Mina reaches up but Nyla switches hands. And then switches, switches, switches, but Mina almost makes it a dance. The fans cheer as it indeed becomes a dance off between Mina and Nyla. But then Mina kicks low! Mina runs, but Nyla catches her! Nyla pops Mina up and around, but Mina slips free. Mina dodges, and she slides to pose. The fans cheer, Nyla shows she can shimmy, and she SUPERKICKS Mina down!
Nyla scoops Mina to SLAM her! Nyla swaggers, drags Mina up, and then scoops. Harley wants in but Nyla says not now. She is holding a grown human woman! Nyla SLAMS Mina down, runs, but Harley tags in! Nyla asks what is wrong with Harley, they argue, but Harley runs up on Mina. Mina fires hands, then facelocks and SOBATS! Mina runs, but Harley drops under. Mina rolls, then bypasses, runs, and tilt-o-whirls to a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, ONE!! Harley stays in this but Mina stays on her. Mina bumps Harley off buckles, then tags in Mariah. Mariah CHOPS Harley, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP!
Mariah brings Harley around, scoops, and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Harley toughs it out but Mariah sucker punches Nyla! The fans boo but Mariah is coy as she tags in Mina. Mariah & Mina double whip Harley, then trip her up, and “Woo~!” DOUBLE SHOTGUN! Mina & Mariah both shake it up, but Nyla joins in. Nyla then drags them up by their hair, for a meeting- NO, Mariah & Mina stop from colliding. They smile, then double kick Nyla. They TOSS Nyla out at the ramp and Harley is upset with Nyla. But then Mariah & Mina run to WRECK their opponents with dropkicks!
Mariah & Mina pose cutely on the apron and blow kisses to each other. Then they fetch Harley into the ring as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Mina stalks Harley, then winds up to KICK her in the back! Harley writhes, Mina pushes her to a cover, TWO! Mina drags Harley up and brings her around to bump off buckles. Tag to Mariah, and Mariah brings Harley out for a HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this but Mariah stays on her. Mariah fireman’s carries but Harley fights free. Harley throws Mariah down by her hair! Harley waistlocks, Mariah fights the lift and wrenches out. Harley ducks a kick to pump handle and BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Mariah stays in this but Harley stays on her. Harley drags Mariah up to whip to the corner, then she tags Nyla.
Nyla stomps away on Mariah, then stands her up to CHOP! Nyla stalks Mariah to a corner, Rampage returns to single picture, and Nyla snapmares for a NECK SNAPPER! Cover, TWO! Nyla drags Mariah around, ties up the legs, and clamps on the chinlock! Mariah endures but Nyla brings her up to whip her to ropes. Nyla scoops to SIDEWALK SLAM! Nyla keeps moving, SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Harley shouts for the tag, Nyla tags her in. Harley RAMS into Mariah again and again, then snapmares. Mariah staggers up, Harley runs and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO Mariah survives and Harley argues the count.
Harley taunts Mina, drags Mariah up, but Mariah swings. Harley dodges the lariat but Mariah blocks Sole Food, to HEADBUTT! Mariah and Harley both fall back! Both women crawl, the fans rally up, but Harley anchors Mariah’s legs! Mariah KICKS Harley away, hot tag to Mina! Mina rallies on Harley, whips, but Harley reverses. Mina comes back to NECKBREAKER DROP! The fans fire up with Mina and she runs corner to corner, but Harley dodges! But then Mina dodges! Mina ROCKS Harley, goes up and FLYING CHUCKS! Harley falls, Mina covers, but Nyla stomps it apart! Nyla helps Harley up and they double whip Mina.
Mina reverses to send Harley away. Mina mule kicks Nyla, ELBOWS Harley, victory rolls Nyla and has the legs! Harley staggers but runs up, only for Mina to catch her! Mina spins Harley, DDT SNAP LOCK COMBO! The fans fire up with Mina and she hot tags Mariah! Nyla hobbles up, into Mariah’s SHOTGUN! But Harley rolls Mariah! TWO!! Mariah is up and she KNEES Harley down! Harley staggers to a corner but Mariah hoists her up! Electric Chair Lift, and Mina tags in! Mina climbs, for a BULLDOG DOOMSDAY!! Cover, Mariah & Mina win!
Winners: Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa, by pinfall
The AEW Women’s World Champion and the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion are victorious together, just like they wanted! Will they toast this victory and all others tomorrow night? Or will someone look to ruin their Full Gear fun?
Rampage returns and…
Lexy Nair welcomes us back, while also welcoming us to the official Full Gear Zero Hour weigh-in. Please welcome first, QT Marshall! The fans boo as QT makes his return to AEW TV, and he shows off the “DOOM” logo on his track jacket. QT steps into the ring and now Lexy welcomes out Big Justice and Big Boom AJ! The fans cheer as the Costco Guys are here, giving out high-fives and fist bumps! QT is already annoyed but Lexy says before we get started, do either of them have something to say? QT steps up to say yes, he does! Enough with the “Boom,” first off! Tomorrow night, QT brings the doom!
QT told AJ 20 years ago that he didn’t have it. 20 years later, AJ still doesn’t have it! The fans boo but AJ just shrugs that off. AJ tells QT that QT’s been waiting those 20 years to get AJ in the ring. But AJ’s been waiting ever since QT tossed those double chunk chocolate cookies! The fans cheer that! But AJ says hold on, hold on. He’s got a special surprise for us. He wants someone real special to be at Full Gear to ring the bell when AJ rings QT’s bell and he Power-Booms QT through this ring. QT asks who. AJ says there’s only one guy that can be. They scratch their chins, and yes, it’ll be THE RIZZLER!!
QT is seething but the fans love it! QT gets to business by taking off the jacket and the sweatpants. QT steps on the scale, flexes, and we get the numbers on the tron: 229 pounds flat for QT! QT is all fired up, he’s bringing that heavyweight build. The fans fire up for AJ, “Bring the Boom! Bring the Boom!” Wait, what? 550?! AJ’s big but not THAT big. QT says this must be why he’s Big Boom AJ. Maybe he should laugh off the double chunk chocolate cookies. Big Justice steps up! And he says we all know QT rigged the scale! Right? Right? But see, that won’t matter when his dad brings that BOOM on Saturday night! Is QT ready?
QT steps up but AJ gets in QT’s way. QT takes a swing! AJ ROCKS QT first! AJ makes sure Big Justice is okay, but then QT hits the DIAMOND CUTTER! The fans boo but QT says that’s gonna be the DOOM! Will QT not care who or what Big Boom AJ brings to Full Gear? Or will he slammed on the mat for The Rizzler?
AEW takes a closer look at the AEW World Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way.
Malakai Black says, “Eight men, four destinies intertwined.” Anthony Bowens recaps: The Acclaimed, Kings of the Black Throne, Outrunners, and Private Party, fighting for the titles. Marq Quen says he and Zay worked SO damn hard for these titles. But The Outrunners are hard as a rock! Malakai says The House has a “trigger full of promises to deliver.” Bowens says they have everyone’s number, but The Outrunners feel they have nothing to lose! Malakai & Brody say come one, come all, for all shall perish! Zay promises he & Quen will do whatever it takes to leave Full Gear still your AEW World Tag Team Champions, and that’s a flex.
Juice Robinson VS The Butcher!
While everyone else, such as the Bang Bang Gang’s fearless leader, Jay White, gears up for Full Gear, Rock Hard Robinson is just looking to get a win. Butcher almost shoves him off the apron, will Butcher cause this Collision Cowboy to go off the rails? Or will it be Guns Up for the Reading, Pennsylvania Gold Members?
The bell rings and Juice ties up with Butcher. They’re in a deadlock and quickly go to the mat. They also quickly get back up, and Juice powers Butcher to a corner. The ref counts, they go along ropes, in a corner, then along more ropes. Butcher has Juice on the ropes but he lets off with a scuffing forearm. Juice has wild eyes to go with his wild hair, and he shoots in to headlock. Butcher powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Butcher doesn’t budge. Butcher eggs Juice on, but Juice grins. Juice stomps Butcher’s foot! Juice headlocks but Butcher fires body shots. Butcher powers up and out but Juice RAMS him!
Butcher rebounds to CLOBBER Juice! Things keep moving, Juice drops then hurdles, then he goes to hip toss. Butcher blocks to body shot and LARIAT! The fans fire up while Butcher stalks Juice to a corner. Butcher stands Juice up to CHOP! The fans “WOO~” and then Butcher climbs up. Butcher says count along, but then Juice sips out before he even starts! Juice trips Butcher up, then climbs, and now fans get to count! Juice rains down fists all the way to nine, then winds up, to BITE Butcher for ten! But then Butcher DUMPS Juice to the floor! Butcher storms out after Juice to RAILING BACK SUPLEX!
Juice writhes more but Butcher drags him back up. Butcher throws Juice into the apron while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Butcher LARIATS Juice against the apron, pushes him into the ring, then stalks him to another corner. Butcher runs up to LARIAT! Juice staggers and Butcher scoops him for a BACKBREAKER! Juice writhes, Butcher runs, and he drops a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Juice stays in this but Butcher drags him up. Butcher ROCKS Juice in the back! Butcher then stands Juice up, shoves him to ropes, and ROCKS him again! Juice drops to his knees but Butcher drags him around into a chinlock. Juice endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Butcher lets go to stomp away on Juice! Butcher then clamps onto Juice with a dragon sleeper!
Juice endures as Butcher bends him. Juice fights up, powers up, and ROCKS Butcher! And ROCKS him! And hits a JAWBREAKER! Juice whips, Butcher reverses and ELBOWS him down! Butcher stalks Juice to ropes, stands on Juice’s face, but the ref counts. Butcher steps away, then drags Juice up. Butcher ROCKS Juice, but Juice shakes his head. Butcher ROCKS Juice in the back again, and Juice drops to his knees as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns as Butcher runs up, only for Juice to BOOT him! Juice then dodges Butcher, atomic drops and roars! Juice HEADBUTTS Butcher to the corner, but Butcher snarls! Butcher runs up, into a LEG LARIAT! Juice grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Juice pumps up, takes aim, and he JABS! JABS! JABS! Juice roars, and Butcher falls for the left hand feint! DDT! Juice adds a SENTON, then covers, TWO! Butcher is tough but Juice grins. The fans rally up and Juice watches Butcher go to a corner. Juice runs up to LARIAT! Juice calls his shot, goes corner to corner, and back again, but Butcher throws him back! LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up but Butcher is furious! Butcher drags Juice up, reels him in, and hits a BIG back suplex, only for Juice to land out! Roll up, with a bridge! TWO, and Juice hurries away. Butcher rises, runs up, but Juice drop toeholds him into buckles! Juice gets moving, CANNONBALL! The fans fire up with Juice and Juice pumps up. Butcher rises, into the JAB! JAB! JAB! LEFT HAND O’- NO, Butcher slips around, half nelson, BACKBREAKER! And then JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Juice survives and Butcher is furious! Butcher drags Juice up, calls his shot, and suplexes, but Juice fights that off!
Juice slips free to LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Juice powers up, another LEFT HAND O’ GOD!! The fans fire up again as Juice brings Butcher up. JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Juice wins!
Winner: Juice Robinson, by pinfall
And that’s one for Bullet Club Gold! Will Jay White look to do just as much damage to Hangman Page? Or will the Blackhat Cowboy still be number one with a bullet?
PROGRAMMING NOTE for next week!
There will be no Friday Night Rampage next week, because it will be a BACK-TO-BACK Rampage & Collision Saturday night! Make sure your DVR is ready for three hours of AEW action!
Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa.
Lexy is with La Mera Mera and brings up how next week will be an ALL LUCHA Rampage. That must be exciting. Rosa is beyond excitement! It is about time they get some lucha libre to spice up Rampage. Atlantis Jr, Hechicero, and the return of Mystico! C’mon, now! Well what about Rosa? Yes, what about Rosa? Rosa hasn’t had a true lucha match in awhile, but why not? An open challenge for any luchadora or female wrestler that wants after La Mera Mera! In steps Harley Cameron, wearing a Hologram mask, and putting on a robot voice. “Greetings. I am famed luchadora, Harley-gram, the female counterpart to Hologram.”
Rosa is trying not to laugh as “Harley-gram” officially accepts the open challenge. Rosa tells Harley-gram that she looks familiar. Like a certain someone she beat two weeks ago. Does not compute with Harley-gram. Okay, fine. Compute this: Next week, Rosa will yank her cord and shut her down! OH SHUT UP! What? Uh… Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! “Harley-gram” runs off and Rosa asks if this is really happening. Rosa sighs, but will she just have to reboot Harley back to factory settings?
Ricochet speaks.
“I have had my eyes on the International title since I debuted in AEW. And Takeshita has cost me my chance at becoming International Champion on more than one occasion. I was the last person to pin the International Champion, and I plan on doing it one more time, at Full Gear. At Full Gear, Takeshita finds out what the world already knows: That Ricochet is not from here. Ricochet is outta this world!” The King of Flight is determined to dethrone The Alpha. Will Ricochet become The One & Only International Champion?
BREAKING NEWS for the Full Gear Zero Hour!
Anna Jay lost last week in her last chance championship match, but she also rejected the offer of The Vendetta. Now Deonna Purrazzo is looking to teach Anna why that was a mistake. Will The Virtuosa make sure Anna’s never The Star of the Show? Or will she learn why Anna’s still The Queenslayer? Then, we see Dante Martin, The Beast Mortos, Komander and Buddy Matthews compete in what will surely be a fast and furious Fatal 4 Way! Who wins some big momentum, and possibly a spot in the Continental Classic?
Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order!
While Tomohiro Ishii is aiming for the ROH World Championship next Wednesday on Thanksgiving Eve, he, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero don’t mind building up momentum in the Trios Division. Will the Stone Pitbull, Sussex County Chicken & Azucar be rolling towards titles? Or can Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver remind everyone that The Dark Order is good enough?
The trios sort out and Mark starts against Silver. The two shake hands, and the fans cheer on “Johnny Hungy!” Silver and Mark tie up, go around, and Silver headlocks. Mark powers up and out, but Silver runs him over! Silver flexes, runs, but Mark drops down to then arm-drag! Silver arm-drags back! Mark sweeps to cover, ONE! Silver sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men stand and the fans fire up. Silver and Mark reset, tie up, and Mark headlocks. Silver powers up and out, hurdles, but then Mark hits the crane stance! Silver stays back, and then shows off his Dark Order Karate! The fans fire up and the two circle again.
Mark shows off more of his Redneck Kung-Fu, but then Uno CLOBBERS him! Even Silver’s disappointed but Uno backs off. Silver brings Mark up, Uno tags in, and then he tags Reynolds. Uno CLAWS Mark’s back. then Dark Order DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICHES! Uno hits a JAWBREAKER, Reynolds adds a BACKBREAKER, and then Uno hits the DDT! Reynolds covers, TWO! Reynolds drags Mark back, tags Uno, and they stomp Mark down. Uno puts Mark in a corner, whips him corner to corner, but Mark goes up to FLYING FOREARM! Mark powers Uno to the Conglomeration corner then tags in Ishii.
Ishii CHOPS Uno, and CHPOS, and CHOSP! Uno feels those even through his business shirt! Tag to Rocky but Uno hits low. Uno whips, Rocky reverses and UPPERCUTS! Rocky winds up as Uno goes to a corner, and he runs in to LARIAT! That’s one-ever! Then two-ever! Then three-ever! Rocky gives some Latino Heat, but Reynolds runs up! Rocky gives Reynolds four-ever! More Latino Heat and the fans fire up! Uno runs up, to catch Rocky for SOMETHING EVIL! Rocky flops out of the ring and Uno flexes, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
The ring count starts but Reynolds throws Rocky in. Reynolds drops an elbow, then stands on Rocky’s face. Reynolds scuffs Rocky with his sole, then bumps Rocky off buckles. Uno traps Rocky while Silver tags in. The Dark Order mugs Rocky, then Silver scoops and SLASMS! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver drags Rocky up, ROCKS him with forearms, then puts him in a corner. Silver ROCKS Rocky again, then puts him in the Dark Order corner for a LARIAT! Silver tags Uno then flexes on The Conglomeration. Uno taunts Ishii, then brings Rocky up. Rocky fires forearms! Rocky backs Uno down, then runs, but into a BOOT!
Uno hauls Rocky up to hit a BACKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Uno is upset that he only got one, but the fans rally for Rocky. Uno stomps Rocky’s hand! Rocky goes to a corner and Uno CHOPS him down! Uno does Scott Hall fingers to taunt Rocky, then he bumps Rocky off Silver’s boots! Reynolds tags in, pushes Rocky down, and then he stands on Rocky before an IMPLODER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Rocky flounders but Reynolds stalks him. Reynolds taunts Rocky, then brings him up. Rocky fires forearms! And forearms! And then he powers Reynolds back! Reynolds digs his heels in to keep Rocky from his corner!
Reynolds knees Rocky, whips him, but Rocky sunset flips! TWO! Reynolds CLOBBERS Rocky! Cover, TWO! Reynolds is frustrated but he tags in Uno. Uno rolls up his sleeves while soaking up the heat from Reading. Uno clamps onto Rocky with a chinlock and he grinds Rocky down. Rocky endures and fights around while the fans rally up. Rocky fires body shots as Rampage returns to single picture, but Uno clamps on tighter! Rocky is fading! Uno sits Rocky down, then BLASTS Ishii! The ref keeps Mark from getting at Uno, and Uno stomps Rocky. Uno again taunts Mark, then runs up, but into a BOOT!
Rocky fires off hands on Reynolds & Silver! Rocky rolls past Uno to hot tag Mark! The fans fire up as Mark dodges Uno to then fire hands on him and Reynolds! Mark CHOPS and ROCKS and repeat! Mark fires a flurry and ROCKS Uno! Reynolds swings into a wrench, KICK, and then a CHOP for Silver before the ROLLING ELBOW on Reynolds! Uno runs up but Mark just keeps throwing shots! Forearms and CHOPS on Uno and Silver! Silver waistlocks but Mark BOOTS Uno away! Mark breaks free to PELE Silver! Uno runs up, into an EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Mark covers, TWO! Mark stays fired up and the fans are with him!
Mark fires hands on Uno, then fireman’s carries. Uno fights free and throws Mark into ropes! Reynolds BOOTS Mark, Uno reels Mark in! Silver SUPERKICKS before the PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and The Dark Order can’t believe it! Uno tags Silver, Silver tags Reynolds, and they haul Mark up. PENDULUM- NO, Mark fights free to BOOT Silver! Mark dodges Uno & Reynolds, hot tag to Ishii! Ishii CLOBBERS Reynolds and RAMS Uno, but Uno stays up! Uno dodges Ishii’s haymaker to waistlock, but Ishii ducks as Reynolds runs up! Reynolds ROCKS Uno by accident! Ishii CLOBBERS Uno! And GERMAN SUPLEXES Reynolds!
The fans fire up with Ishii as he brings Reynolds up. Ishii suplexes, but Silver makes the save! Silver KICKS Ishii, but Ishii CHOPS Silver! KICK! CHOP! Repeat! The fans fire up and Ishii CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Ishii runs, breaks through the kick, but not the SUPERKICK! Silver GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Ishii’s right back up! LARIAT for Silver! Reynolds BOOTS Ishii down! Mark LARIATS Reynolds up and out! Rocky hurries to fetch a chair for Mark! Mark sets that up and the fans cheer him on! Mark builds speed , but Reynolds trips him up! Rocky FLYING RANAS Reynolds! Uno BOOTS Rocky!
Uno helps Reynolds up, but Mark FLIES! The fans fire up with Mark and he high-fives the front row. Mark goes back for Reynolds, puts him in, and Ishii SLIDING LARIATS! Ishii roars and he hauls Reynolds up! Suplex for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall
A great battle from these factions, but it is Strong Style that wins out! Will this happen again when Ishii goes 1v1 with The Learning Tree? Or will Chris Jericho make sure the Age of Nueve lasts forever and ever?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for the go-home to Full Gear, but it was definitely just a go-home. They’re even ending with the November Rain music video from last Saturday as I type this. Good promo from Ricochet to hype up his match with Takeshita, but that’s still a toss-up to me. A part of me does want Ricochet to have the International Champion so Takeshita can enter the Continental Classic and go after Okada like he was supposed to do just a month ago. It really depends on what the Don Callis Family story is going to be with Ospreay and Fletcher, as The Don Callis Family isn’t losing everything at Full Gear.
Great opening tag of Mariah & Mina VS Nyla & Harley, though I really thought that was going to be the main event. But at the same time, of course Mariah & Mina won. No tease for anything at Full Gear so maybe they’ll wait to surprise us with Toni Storm or something tomorrow. Harley becoming “Harley-gram” just to get a rematch with Rosa was hilarious stuff, as does that “All Lucha Rampage” episode they’re hyping up. But oh look, next week is back-to-back Rampage and Collision on a Saturday just to try and undercut Survivor Series. It won’t matter, I’m still watching WarGames and leaving AEW for after, but it’s nice of them to do everything on one night.
Very good filler match of Juice VS Butcher, that was a strong return to singles action for Juice. Very nice Zero Hour matches but I kinda wish they’d given us a segment on TV to set up Deonna VS Anna rather than just announcing it. Maybe there was something social media had but I’m still not someone who follows all the socials. And that Fatal 4 Way is awesome, can’t wait to see who comes out of that a winner. Good promo overall from Big Boom AJ and QT Marshall, but I’m not sure it needed to be a weigh-in. A press conference style segment would’ve been fine, or even a contract signing, but I guess they just wanted to set up QT’s “lay off the cookies” joke. QT stands tall with his cutter taking down AJ, so you can bet AJ dooms QT in the Zero Hour.
Also great Six Man Tag main event, though I don’t think I’ve ever seen a main event without entrances. Great win for Conglomeration, though, but yeah, Ishii sure ain’t winning the ROH World Championship.
My Score: 8.8/10
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