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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (6/7/24)

Too Sweet? More like Too Bitter!

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A Phenomenal betrayal requires a Phenomenal response!

Last week on SmackDown, Cody Rhodes was tricked by AJ Styles, just like the rest of us. And just like us, the American Nightmare wants to know why!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jade Cargill & Bianca Belair VS Indi Hartwell & Candice LeRae; Jade & Bianca win.
  • Grayson Waller w/ Austin Theory VS Johnny Gargano w/ Tommaso Ciampa; Waller wins.
  • Angel Garza VS Apollo Crews; cancelled.
  • Carmelo Hayes VS LA Knight; Knight wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & The Street Profits; Kevin & The Profits win, by disqualification.

PLAY BY PLAY

Cody Rhodes is seething backstage.

The American Nightmare has arrived, but he is in no mood after what AJ Styles did to him last week. Will Cody get some answers before the night’s over?

 

The Bloodline is here!

Solo Sikoa leads the way for Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa & Paul Heyman as they all head to the ring. Tonight is to be a special night for The Bloodline, but Heyman’s the only one that looks unhappy about it. The Wise Man gets a mic for himself and for Solo, but the fans boo all the same. Solo tells Heyman to go first, and he introduces himself. “As the Wise Man to the Bloodline, it is within my scope of services that at all time, I must set the record straight.” The fans boo but Heyman says that until Roman Reigns comes back… Solo Sikoa sits at the Head of the Table. The fans boo but Solo revels in Heyman’s words.

The fans chant “We Want Roman!” and that annoys Solo. Heyman takes a breath and says with said position that Solo once again ups the ante in the name of family honor. Solo has declared this a “Double Proclamation.” Heyman calls to our attention the man to his right, already anointed by Solo as a fully fledged member of The Bloodline. But from this moment forward, he won’t just be Tama Tonga. He will also be known as “The Right Hand Man.” The fans boo, that cuts out Jimmy Uso! Heyman then calls our attention to the gent- er, man on his left. History is being made in front of our very eyes, but the fans chant “We Want Roman!”

Heyman says from this moment on, the story of The Bloodline will never be complete if you don’t include the fact that a fully fledged member of The Bloodline stands before you in the form of the INFAMOUS Tonga Loa. Solo hugs Loa and makes the acceptance into the fold official. Heyman says with that, Louisville, Kentucky, thank you and goodnight. But then Solo says hold on there, Wise Man. Isn’t he forgetting something? Heyman says Right Hand Man, #InfamousLoa, he doesn’t think he’s missing anything. The fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” But Solo says Heyman should thank Tama & Loa for saving him from Kevin Owens.

Heyman says yes, of course. He thanks “Infamous” Loa for saving him from Kevin Owens last week, and he thanks Tama for saving him. Tama leans in a bit, and Heyman corrects himself: Thank you, “Right Hand Man,” for saving him. Tama says they could’ve let Kevin kill Heyman, but they saved him, “by orders of The Tribal Chief.” Heyman then thanks the family. He got here very early today to do what a Wise Man does, doing Wise Man things, and all he has been hearing since he arrived is that Kevin Owens is looking for a piece of any and every single member of The Bloodline. The fans like the sound of that!

And here comes Kevin! The fans fire up as Solo sees Kevin storming out here, wrapping his hands with fresh tape! Solo dares Kevin to bring it, even though he’s standing behind The Guerillas of Destiny as he does. Kevin still rushes in, he TACKLES Tama, but Loa drags him up! Kevin ROCKS Loa, ROCKS Tama, then fires off on Solo! The Guerillas pounce on Kevin, it’s a mugging 3v1! The fans boo but here come The Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins still have a score to settle after last week! Now it’s 3v3! Solo bumps Ford off buckles, The Guerillas mug Dawkins, but they forgot about Kevin! Kevin has a chair!

Kevin SMACKS Solo, JAMS then SMACKS Loa, but Tama CLUBS Kevin! So Dawkins ROCKS Tama, Ford mule kicks, and Kevin SMACKS Tama! The Bloodline bails out and is in retreat! Solo has the Guerillas stand down, what will it take for this to be settled?

 

The Bloodline regroups backstage.

Heyman is heading for the exit but Solo asks him where he’s going. Is Heyman trying to leave? N-No…! Solo says Heyman better get them a Six Man Tag match tonight! Those fools out there jumped The Bloodline! If Heyman doesn’t get this job done, the main event in their locker room, Heyman VS Tama! Heyman says okay, he’ll go call Aldis. He likes the Six Man Tag idea, too. Wise choice, Wise Man. We get some QR code chaos here, but will it be even more chaotic in tonight’s main event?

 

Jade Cargill & Bianca Belair VS Indi Hartwell & Candice LeRae!

The StrongEST Duo handled things in Saudi Arabia against #IndiWrestling & The Poison Pixie, but then Indi had to clap back about Bianca hurting Candice. Jade says that was payback, and is willing to give another receipt here tonight. Will Jade & Bianca clear out this problem so they can focus on what Raw is brewing? Or will the tag champs feel the walls closing in?

The teams sort out, Indi starts against Bianca, and the fans rally up. But wait, speaking of Raw, Alba Fyre & Isla Dawn are here! They sneak in from the crowd and distract Bianca, allowing Indi to CLOBBER her! Indi stomps Bianca, whips her to the corner, then stomps away. Tag to Candice, she brings Bianca around but Bianca blocks the suplex! Bianca suplexes, Candice cradle counters, TWO! Wait, now Zoey Stark & Shayna Baszler appear from the ramp side! Candice puts Bianca in a corner, whips corner to corner, but Bianca stops herself to ELBOW Candice back! Bianca goes up, backflips up and over, then runs in to RAM Candice!

Bianca reels Candice in to suplex and hold her up! The fans fire up and then Bianca SLAMS Candice down! Bianca kips up, taunts Shayna & Zoey, then HANDSPRING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Candice stays in this but Bianca stays cool. Bianca scoops Candice, but Candice slips free! Candice pulls the braid then tags Indi! Bianca DECKS Candice but Indi CLOBBERS Bianca again! Indi calls to Candice for teamwork, and Candice rolls to WHEELBARROW SPLASH COMBO! Indi flexes and mocks Jade while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Candice has a HALF CRAB, but Bianca powers out of it! Candice runs up but into a BACKBREAKER! All the contenders on the outside are annoyed, but Indi tags in. Indi CLOBBERS Bianca a third time, then she whips Bianca to the corner. Indi runs up but into a BOOT! Bianca ELBOWS Candice down, then hurries past Indi, only for Indi to reel her in! Bianca slips out of the back suplex, dodges Indi, hot tag to Jade! Jade jumps in to rally on Indi! Then Candice gets in, Jade scoops and hits a BACKBREAKER! Jade then gets Indi for a wrench and snap suplex! Jade kips up and the fans fire up!

Jade runs in to SPLASH Indi, then she runs up on Candice. Jade scoops, trophy lifts, then THROWS Candice at Indi! They both go down, and Jade drags Indi up! Jade whips to then FLAPJACK and SUPERKICK! Cover, Candice breaks it! Bianca storms in but gets a JAWBREAKER! Candice whips but Bianca reverses to TOSS Candice! Indi waistlocks, but Bianca runs tot he corner to HOTSHOT Indi! Jade wheelbarrows, Bianca DDTS then BOOST into the STORM PLEX! Cover, Jade & Bianca win!

Winners: Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill, by pinfall

Shayna & Zoey are annoyed, Alba & Isla are unimpressed. And then they all get in to attack! It’s like Raw all over again! The fans boo as the contenders mug the champs 4v2, then toss the champs out! Shayna & Zoey focus on Jade, and send her into steel steps! Alba & Isla have Bianca, and the RAM her into barriers! But then the pairs each take one belt. And so now they all brawl! The fans boo all the same, until Jade gets in! Jade BOOTS Shayna! Bianca TOSSES Zoey, tot hen SPINEBUSTER! Jade blocks a superkick. Bianca blocks a boot! They each get one up, JADED and KISS OF DEATH!

The fans are thunderous as the champs stand tall over all! But will even The StrongEST struggle when it’s about the numbers game?

 

Cody is still seething.

He paces as he waits for AJ Styles to arrive, but it’s Nick Aldis that walks over first. The SmackDown GM knows how Cody is feeling. Aldis got played, too. But hey, it is not in the company’s best interest for these two to be fighting in the loading dock because someone could get seriously hurt. Cody says someone will get hurt, and it won’t be Cody. Aldis wants Cody not to do this, but Cody says with all due respect, Aldis should know better than anyone. This is about Cody and Styles. Aldis nods and takes his leave. Will Cody get his phenomenal revenge on his terms?

 

Backstage interview with Apollo Crews.

Sarah Schreiber is with the former Intercontinental & US Champion as he prepares for his match with Angel Garza. Crews says tonight, Garza finds out- OH NO! Legado attacks Crews! Angel & Humberto THROW Crews into railing, and then Santos tells him to watch who he messes with. Referees, security and Aldis hurry in, and Crews needs medical! Aldis is fuming, but then LA Knight steps in and asks, “Where is he?” Aldis gets spooked, calms down, and says if Knight hasn’t noticed, he’s got a lot on his plate after losing a match tonight. Knight doesn’t care, where is he? Oh, surprise, surprise, Logan Paul’s not here again!

It is SmackDown, isn’t it? What else could he be doing? Aldis shows Logan Paul’s social media to Knight, and Knight is upset. Logan would rather play Tetris than be here? Knight’s good at Tetris! Logan could’ve shown up here, played a round with Knight. If you hit the buttons enough, you can fit Knight’s foot right up Logan’s ass! But then Carmelo Hayes walks in and says Knight is still just talking, talking, talking. And he’s upset about a guy who’s not even here. But let’s talk about someone who is here. And that Melo has been cooking Knight the last three weeks. Knight says Melo brings up a good point. Enough talk. There’s an opening for a match now, right?

Well, Knight wonders what they can do about that. Oh, well, he sees two guys here who could maybe fit into that spot. Yeah, let’s fill that spot! Aldis is picking up what Knight is putting down! Tonight, Carmelo Hayes VS LA Knight, 1v1! How about that? Melo says fine, he’ll see Knight out there. Aldis says Melo has a lot to learn, and Knight says YEAH! Will the Mega Star teach H1M a thing or two about respect?

 

Grayson Waller w/ Austin Theory VS Johnny Gargano w/ Tommaso Ciampa!

The Aussie Icon got caught putting his foot in his mouth saying his own tag team partner would be nothing without him. However, Johnny Wrestling would like to point out, the same could be said about Waller if not for Gargano. Will Johnny prove that when it comes to humbling the haters, you gotta Do It Yourself? Or will he suffer from the Grayson Waller Effect?

SmackDown returns and Waller makes his entrance, Theory by his side. The bell rings and Gargano fires off on Waller! The ref counts as Gargano stomps away in the corner and Gargano lets off. But then Waller sucker punches him! Waller cravats, throws knees in, then KNEES hard as he lets off. But Gargano ducks the leg lariat to roll Waller up, SCHOOLBOY KICK! Gargano then CHOPS Waller in a corner, but Waller kicks back. Gargano CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP, then Gargano lets off as the ref counts. Gargano storms back up and he wrenches to whip.

Waller reverses, but Gargano ducks ‘n’ dodges. Gargano tilt=o-whirls, but Waller blocks that to hit a BACKBREAKER! Theory applauds, the fans boo, but Waller drags Gargano up to fireman’s carry. WIDOW- RANA! Gargano turns things around, Waller goes to the apron. Gargano storms over, Waller HOTSHOTS him! Waller then runs to somersault in, but Gargano turns stunner into back suplex! Gargano aims, PLANCHA, but Waller dodges! Waller comes back to slide, but Gargano dodges! Gargano ELBOWS Waller, cravats, and Gargano uses the apron for SLICED BREAD! A rough landing for both men, and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns as Waller has the HALF CRAB! Gargano endures as the fans rally behind him, and he turns over to kick at Waller with the free leg! Waller tries to turn things back over but Gargano just kicks and kicks and kicks! Waller lets go, but then Gargano avoids the elbow drop! Gargano fires body shots and haymakers, then whips. Waller reverses but Gargano CLOBBERS him! And LARIATS! And ENZIGIRIS! Waller flops back and Gargano runs up, but Waller TOSSES Gargano to the apron. Waller runs up but into the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Cover, TWO! Waller stays in this but Gargano stays on him with a suplex.

The bad back stops the suplex, and Waller ROLLING ELBOWS! Waller Electric Chair Lifts, but Gargano fights free! Waller makes it a TOWERING back suplex! Then Waller fireman’s carries for the WIDOWMAKER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Gargano stays in this. Waller stomps Gargano, talks smack, but the fans continue to cheer on “JOHNNY WRESTLING!” Waller drags Gargano up, but Gargano ROCKS him! Waller hits back, Gargano hits again! They go back and forth, faster and faster, then Gargano fires boxing elbows! Waller mule kicks and AX KICKS, but Gargano SUPERKICKS and BUZZSAWS!

Gargano runs up, but into a JUMP KNEE! Waller and Gargano go to corners, then Waller runs in. Gargano avoids the splash, comes back but Waller pops him up! Alabama Lift, but Gargano swings to a DESTROYER! Both men are down, but Waller flops out of the ring! Gargano is frustrated, but he builds speed. Gargano DIVES, but Waller pulls Theory into the way! Then Waller RAMS Gargano into the apron, then POSTS him! Waller puts Gargano in, aims, ROLLING UNPRETTIER!! Cover, Waller wins!

Winner: Grayson Waller, by pinfall

Theory sits up, checking his chin. The Grayson Waller Effect seems to have side effects, but it still pulls out the win. A-Town Down Under is 1-1 with DIY, will the titles have to be the tiebreaker?

 

Aldis returns to Cody Rhodes.

Aldis has security, and says AJ Styles has just arrived. This is just a precaution so nothing gets out of hand. Everyone just relax. Cody doesn’t seem to relax much at all, but will Styles have nothing to worry about with Aldis and the guards standing in the way?

SmackDown returns and…

Cody continues to pace while Aldis says think about being professional. There’s a lot going on, Aldis knows that, but that’s not how they should handle this. But then Styles taunts Cody from his SUV! The Good Brothers are also there as Cody storms up but is held back by guards. Styles laughs at Cody, so Cody storms off, down to gorilla! The fans fire up as they know he’s heading right to the stage! The American Nightmare storms out to the ring, no need for his theme song right now! Cody grabs a mic to shout, “AJ STYLES! Get your ass to this ring, RIGHT NOW! We don’t need security, AJ, let’s do this here and now!”

The Phenomenal One’s music does hit, and Styles does make his way out, Gallows & Anderson still with him. But then the security guards hurry out to be a barrier. Styles & The Good Brothers chuckle while Aldis tries to reason with Cody. Styles then taunts Cody, “You think I care what you want? Do you think I care what you want?! What you want is irrelevant to me! Look at ya! You want to fight so bad, you want to fight me so bad! I’ll tell you what, Cody. Give me what want.” The fans chant “AJ SUCKS! AJ SUCKS!” but Styles says he wants a WWE Championship match at Clash at the Castle! THAT is what he wants!

Cody gets his mic back and says oh, of course. No fight now, a fight at Clash! A shot at the title! YES, that is what Styles wants! Then 100%, Styles has got it! BUT! This won’t just be a regular match, and Cody won’t just beat Styles. Cody will make Styles what he should’ve said last week: I QUIT!! The fans are all fired up as Cody really raises the stakes! An I Quit match for the title? Aldis says if that’s what they both want, then it’s official! Styles is a bit upset by that but Cody storms out to fight through the guards! He TOSSES one guy into steel steps! Cody gets through another layer, TOSSES one guy into the ring, then LEAPS at Styles!

The rest of the guards keep Cody back while Styles laughs at the furious champion. Then Styles CLOBBERS the entire cluster! The OC gets outta there, will Styles be leaving Glasgow as the Phenomenal NEW WWE Champion? Or will Cody make him pay for everything he’s done in the most brutal way possible?

 

Jade & Bianca leave Aldis’ office.

Byron Saxton is there to ask the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions what their meeting with the GM was about. Bianca says they were having a long conversation with Aldis, because with all these teams coming after them, the champs were curious what their Clash at the Castle match would be. Jade says the champs agreed to a Tag Team Triple Threat! Bianca & Jade VS Shayna & Zoey VS Alba & Isla. It’s crazy that they think two teams can take them down. “Who gonna stop us? Who gonna stop us?” Jade & Bianca head out, will they prove they are truly the StrongEST Duo?

 

Carmelo Hayes VS LA Knight!

Melo Don’t Miss, and that’s true. He doesn’t miss a chance to step in it when no one was even talking to him. But will he be able to dunk on the Mega Star? Or will this boy from Boston learn not to mess with LA?

The bell rings and the fans fire up behind Knight. Melo talks trash, tells him the fans don’t matter, and the two circle. Melo dodges a haymaker to fire away on Knight! Melo fires off at the ropes, the ref has him back down, and then Melo storms back up. Melo pie faces Knight, so Knight ROCKS Melo with haymaker after haymaker! Melo kicks low, whips corner to corner, but Knight comes right back to LARIAT Melo! The fans fire up, Knight TOSSES Melo up and out, then storms over. Melo trips Knight, drags him out, but Knight ROCKS Melo! Knight brings Melo to the desk to SMACK him off it! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!”

Knight finally lets off as he hears the ring count climb, but Melo RAMS Knight into the apron! Melo snarls, brings Knight in and whips, but Knight stops from hitting the desk! Melo refreshes the ring count, only for Knight to back drop Melo onto the desk! Melo bounces a bit, then Knight CLUBS away on him! Knight shoves Melo off the desk, the fans fire up with him, and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns as Knight fights out of a chinlock. Knight fires hands, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Melo springboards and FLYING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Knight is still in this but Melo stays cool. Melo mocks Knight spelling it out, then he goes up the corner. Knight rises, Melo talks some smack, but Knight trips Melo up! Shot denied, Knight fires haymakers again! “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight climbs up, stands Melo up, and the fans fire up. Melo blocks the superplex, sends Knight down, then avoids Knight’s return! But Knight SLINGSHOTS Melo back in! Only for Melo to roll through and to his feet!

Knight runs up to LARIAT Melo! Knight then FLAPJACKS Melo, and stomps away in a corner! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” The ref counts, Knight lets off at 4 to go corner to corner, KNEE! The fans fire up again and Knight brings Melo up. Knight whips, scoops, but Melo slips free! Melo SUPERKICKS Knight, runs up, tilt-o-whirl for LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO! Knight survives and Melo is frustrated. The fans continue to rally for Knight but Melo talks smack. Melo drags Knight up, CHOPS him, and he KICKS Knight to ropes. Melo fires off forearms to put Knight in a corner, then CHOPS again! Knight CHOPS Melo down!

Knight gets Melo up, scoops, and hits that SLAM! Then he runs to ELBOW FLOP as Melo moves! The two rise up, Knight hurries but Melo cradles! TWO!! Knight escapes, Melo fires hands! Knight hits back! They go back and forth, and Knight gets the edge, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, scoops, POWERSLAM! ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up and Knight waits on Melo. Melo slowly rises, Knight cravats, but Melo rolls Knight up! With tights!TWO and Knight has Melo stuck in a package! KNIGHT WINS!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall

Melo can’t believe it, but he’s the one who got dunked on! Knight gets a headset from commentary to tell Logan Paul that he can play video games all he wants. Knight wants to play a game. If Logan doesn’t wanna go to SmackDown, Knight will bring SmackDown to Logan! YEAH! Will The Maverick learn just whose game this is?

 

Tiffany Stratton finds Nia Jax backstage.

Tiffy tells The Queen that second to herself, Nia was Tiffy’s top choice to win the tournament. And knowing there are people gunning for Nia, just know Tiff has her back. The Queen of the Ring, and the Princess of the Ring! No one can stop them! Just think about it, okay? Tootles. Tiff heads out, Nia rolls her eyes, but then turns around into Mia Yim. Nia says “You again? Why don’t you take a page out of AJ Styles’ book and actually retire.” But then Michin SPLASHES Nia with a drink! So Nia TOSSES Mia over a table! They brawl, knock the table over, and security rushes in! Mia says keep Styles’ name out your mouth!!

The Head Baddie In Charge may want after The Queen, but she’s also gunning for the NXT Women’s North American Championship this Sunday. Will Mia return to SmackDown with gold to rival Nia’s crown?

 

Bayley is here!

Louisville fires up for The Role Model as she makes her way to the ring. Bayley knows Piper Niven is coming for her WWE Women’s Championship at Clash at the Castle, what will she have to say about that challenge? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Bayley has the mic. She knows we saw the graphic. Next week, Clash at the Castle, Bayley steps into unfamiliar territory when she faces Piper Niven 1v1 for the very first time! That’s insane given how long Bayley’s been here, but- Oh, here comes Piper & Chelsea. The Hot Mess tells Bayley, “You talk such a big game for being such a big ol’ loser!” Chelsea laughs but the fans boo. Chelsea says the only reason they’re booing is because they’re losers, too! But see, Bayley, you were a loser in Saudi Arabia, you were a loser last week, and don’t forget, you had a loser of a tag team partner in glowy Naomi!

And Bayley will be a loser yet again when “Lil’ Miss P” ends Bayley and they both become the NEW WWE Women’s Champion! Chelsea laughs, Bayley mocks the laugh, and brings up how Bayley beat Chelsea pretty easily. But hey, she relates to the mouthpiece thing. Chelsea wants to speak for someone and stand behind someone when that someone is big and strong. But understand something, Chelsea. Piper doesn’t need Chelsea, and unlike Chelsea, Bayley respects Piper. Bayley has watched Piper for a long time. It was during the Mae Young Classic that Bayley sat front row and watched Piper, and immediately Bayley appreciated what Piper could do.

Bayley immediately had respect for who Piper is, so Bayley knows that when they take this to Piper’s home country, this is more than just a title match. Bayley knows what it is to wrestle in front of friends, family and the people you came up in the business with. That means everything. Bayley has been there before, and she has lost in front of everyone she’s loved. So as much respect as Bayley has for Piper, Piper could’ve just asked. But no, she had to jump Bayley from behind, bring her little puppy along, so guess what? Next week, in Piper’s home country, Bayley will have some damn good fun beating Piper!

Chelsea starts barking but Piper takes the mic. Piper tells Bayley don’t worry. She embarrassed Bayley enough last week. And she’s saving beating the brakes off her for next week, in front of her home country. Piper steps into the ring as she says she’s so glad Bayley has this respect for her and her journey. And maybe Piper would take this all to heart, if for how Bayley knows nothing about her journey! The Mae Young Classic was back in 2017. Idiots say what. “WHAT?” Piper says she has been digging and clawing her way out of those trenches, and putting Scottish wrestling on the map since 2008!

So while Bayley walked into a readymade scene, dishing out hugs and high fives, Piper was being a trailblazer! She was making a name for herself, winning titles all over the UK, Europe and even Japan! Bayley, Piper was already a world champion before she even stepped through WWE’s doors. And if Bayley had any idea just how dangerous Piper really was, Bayley wouldn’t dare stand so close. Respect her all you like, it won’t stop Piper from drilling your head into the mat and taking the title off you! But Piper hopes that “respect” Bayley has makes it a little less painful when Bayley’s looking up at the lights, Piper standing over her the NEW WWE Women’s Champion!

Chelsea applauds but the fans boo. Bayley holds up the belt, but will she still be holding onto it after running into this force of nature?

 

Logan Paul speaks.

“I can’t even believe I have to waste my time with this, but I heard there was a WWE ‘Mega Star’ who’s never won a title that’s looking for me. LA Knight, why don’t you take off those teeny sunglasses and I dunno, take a look around, buddy. I ain’t there! I needed an actual challenge, unlike meeting you, so I came to Los Angeles, your turf, because tomorrow, I’m competing in the Tetris Championships. And I’m coming home with another belt. Something you’re unfamiliar with. And I know you’re stupid, so I’mma make this simple for you, stupid.

“I’m Logan Paul, I compete with the best int he world, real champions. You have done nothing to merit my attention. You are a walking catchphrase in a denim vest, you hillbilly looking ass Aladdin. So let me tell you something, bro. There’s levels to this, and you’re not on mine. So go back to the midcard where you belong. WiTh EvErYbOdY sAyInG~, LO-GAN PAUL, YEAH!” The Maverick throws shade back at LA Knight, but will he come to regret that?

 

Piper & Chelsea regroup backstage.

Piper is already planning the celebration for after Clash, and Chelsea says they can do pink crop tops, champagne fountain, confetti cannons… Oh, there’s Aldis! He’s finishing a talk with Naomi, and they both notice Chelsea. Naomi heard what The Hot Mess had to say, so fair warning: Keep her name out your mouth! Chelsea says, “Ew, Naomi. Anyways, Nick-” Naomi stops Chelsea there by throwing “ew” back at her! What’s ew is gonna be when they have to pull Naomi back off Chelsea because- Aldis stops the arguing, and says it has been a day to say the least. So he has no time for this. How about this? What about a match next week on SmackDown in Glasgow?

That’s perfect for Chelsea. Naomi says same, and she leaves first. Piper says they need an ice sculpture, get on it. Piper & Chelsea are getting ahead of themselves, but will they #FeelTheGlow next Friday?

 

Six Man Tag: The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & The Street Profits!

Solo Sikoa officially welcomed the Guerillas of Destiny to the family, only for The Prizefighter to show up and start swinging! Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford again back Kevin up, will they all #JustKeepFighting until they’ve humbled the interim Head of the Table?

SmackDown returns as The Bloodline makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Dawkins starts with Tama. The bell rings, Tama rushes up but Dawkins dodges! Dawkins JABS, JABS, JABS and JABS! The fans fire up, Dawkins whips, but Tama reverses. Dawkins ducks ‘n’ dodges, then hurdles, then FLYING UPPERCUTS! The fans fire up and Dawkins CYCLONE SPLASHES in a corner! Then ENZIGIRIS! Tag to Ford, they whip Tama to run him over! Ford dares Solo to get in, then he fires off on Tama. Ford ROCKS Tama, RAMS into him again and again, then lets off, before he RAMS in again and again!

Tama CLUBS away on Ford, turns things around and he RAMS into Ford again and again! The ref counts, Tama lets off and he tags in Loa. The Guerillas DOUBLE HEADBUTT, then Loa fires off forearms in the corner. The ref counts, Loa lets off to scoop and SLAM! Tag to Tama and he slingshot SENTONS! Tama stalks Ford, ROCKS Ford, then whips corner to corner. Ford goes up and over, cartwheels and handsprings, then he LARIATS Tama down! The fans fire up as Ford drags Tama up. Tama shoves Ford, Ford ELBOWS back, then he swings on the Bloodline. Tama runs up, Ford DUMPS him out but Solo tags in!

Solo attacks Ford, SMACKS him off the apron again and again, then POSTS Ford! Solo soaks up the heat while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Solo has Ford in a shoulder claw. Ford fights up to fight free, but Solo keeps him from his corner! Ford throws more hands, but Solo still holds on! Solo whips and SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this and Kevin fires the fans up for him! But solo stomps Ford in a corner, goes corner to corner, and HIP ATTACKS! The fans boo but Solo soaks up the heat. Tag to Tama, he storms over, and Tama drags Ford up from the apron. Tama DECKS Ford, then brings him in to UPPERCUT! Tama scoops to SLAM Ford, then sits him up to run and SLIDING LARIAT! Tama sits Ford up, to run and SLIDING LARIAT again! Cover, TWO!

The fans continue to rally up for Ford, but Tama CLUBS away on Ford’s chest! Tama clamps on a chinlock but Ford fights up. Tama CLUBS Ford down, runs again, but Ford avoids the sliding lariat! Tama tumbles all the way out of the ring! The fans are thunderous as Ford flounders over, Tama hurries in to CLOBBER Dawkins! Tama then gets Ford up, back suplex! Ford lands out and ENZIGIRIS! Ford and Tama are both down and the fans are thunderous again! Ford and Tama crawl, hot tags to Kevin and Solo! Kevin dodges Solo to BLAST Loa, then he fires off on Solo with haymakers! Kevin stomps a mudhole into Solo, and the fans are going crazy!

Kevin runs corner to corner, CANNONBALL! Kevin goes up top, SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but the fans are still hot as Kevin watches him. Solo rises, Kevin kicks low! STUN- NO, Solo powers out to SUPERKICK! Kevin SU PERKICKS! Solo LARIATS Kevin down! Solo roars, the fans boo, but Solo has that thumb ready! He stands Kevin up to SAMOAN- NO, Kevin ducks the spike to STUNNER!! Cover, Tama & Loa drag Kevin out! The Guerillas mug Kevin, send him into barriers, then mug him more! But then Dawkins POUNCES Loa! Tama fires off on Dawkins, Kevin goes after him! Those four are the corner, Ford FLIES out onto them all!!

The fans are electric as Ford rises, but Solo SMACKS him with a chair!!

Winners: Kevin Owens & The Street Profits, by disqualifications

Dawkins CLOBBERS Solo for that chair shot, then puts him in the ring! Dawkins fires fast hands from all sides, but Loa gets in to CLOBBER Dawkins! Loa beats down on Dawkins, the fans boo, but Solo has Loa let off. SAMOAN SPIKE!! The fans want “RANDY! RANDY!” to return but is The Viper in any shape for that? Ford returns but the Guerillas attack! They get Ford up, Solo grins then runs, to SPEAR!! A direct reference, and perhaps message, to THE Tribal Chief. But Kevin is still fighting! Tama jumps on, Loa throws hands, and then so does Solo! Kevin is mugged 3v1, and then Solo says bring him over to the desk!

Commentary is told to move so they move. Tama & Loa get Kevin up for Solo, another reference back to Roman Reigns! TRIPLE POWERBOMB through the desk!!! Solo, Tama & Loa stand tall over Kevin, putting up the ones. Is there no stopping this more bloodthirsty Bloodline?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, plenty of great stuff set up for Clash at the Castle. Cody wanting a fight with Styles rather than any kind of explanation was a natural response, and of course Styles makes this his way to the title match. But I really like that they’re going with an I Quit match, that is going to be some wild stuff. And good promo bit with Tiffany, Nia and Mia with Tiffy trying to cozy up to the Queen of the Ring while Nia taunts Mia with this Styles stuff. Nia VS Mia will be some good stuff, and there’s a good chance Tiffy ends up having to face Nia because Nia just can’t stand her trying to buddy up with her.

Great promo stuff from Bayley with Piper and Chelsea, but ugh the fans having to “WHAT?” Piper. I’m sure it’s cuz she’s the Heel but it came off like it was cuz of her Scottish accent and these are all Kentucky rednecks. Anyway, Chelsea of course gets herself into trouble with Naomi for a solid match there, and I wonder if Blair Davenport gets involved to start her own feud with Naomi. Great stuff with the Women’s Tag Division, too, with them calling an audible to make Jade VS Indi into Bianca & Jade VS Indi & Candice. Really good win for Bianca & Jade, really good brawl with the Raw teams, and a Triple Threat is probably a bit better than just 2v2 with Alba & Isla. If Alba & Isla aren’t gonna win, at least it won’t be their fault, Shayna & Zoey can take the loss.

Great stuff with Waller VS Gargano, especially with Theory biting the bullet for Waller. The A-Town Down Under break-up continues to progress, I bet it happens during the tag title match with DIY. Crews going from having a match to getting jumped by Legado is technically a shame for Crews but of course Legado was gonna do something like that, knowing Crews would certainly beat Angel 1v1. This could also be used to push a tag match, Angel & Humberto VS Andrade & Apollo, that then brings us to Andrade VS Santos. And great use of that mugging to give us Melo and Knight in a promo and then a match.

Melo looked good but Knight winning made sense since he also called out Logan. Logan had a good response, but a bit dim of him to say Knight should stay in the midcard while Logan is a midcard champion. Yeah, he’s a big name, he gets big attention, blah blah blah. But as the US Champion, he’s gonna run into Knight for the title eventually, and this will make for a big match in Cleveland at SummerSlam. And of course, great stuff with The Bloodline as always. Great promo from Heyman as he reluctantly acknowledges Solo Sikoa is the current Head of the Table, Tama Tonga is the new Right Hand Man, and Loa is basically the new Enforcer.

Great appearance from Kevin & The Profits, awesome Six Man Tag, and I should’ve figured it’d end in DQ, this formation of The Bloodline isn’t losing clean just yet. We can definitely get another Six Man Tag out of this, maybe make it a Street Fight, really go wild with it. Kevin and Solo should also have a 1v1 match to extend things. The fans want Roman back but I’m pretty sure we’re still gonna be waiting a month or so. There’s Money in the Bank, where this vicious Bloodline can try to win the briefcase, and maybe it’s SummerSlam where Roman makes his return, possibly with Jimmy Uso, and they start a real big Bloodline Civil War angle heading towards Survivor Series and what could be another WarGames match.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (6/22/24)

Will Will Ospreay stay golden?

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An episode with truly international flavor!

While Will Ospreay defends his AEW International Championship against Brian Cage, Kazuchika Okada takes on former mentor, Ultimo Guerrero! Will the champions stay strong on the Road to The Forbidden Door?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Samoa Joe, Hook & Katsuyori Shibata VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling; Joe, Hook & Shibata win.
  • Private Party VS Chris Jericho & “Big Bill” Morrissey w/ Bryan Keith; Jericho & Bill win.
  • AEW Continental Championship Title Eliminator: Kazuchika Okada VS Ultimo Guerrero; Okada wins and denies Ultimo Guerrero a title match.
  • Six Man Tag: The Patriarchy VS The Iron Savages; The Patriarchy wins.
  • Toni Storm & Mariah May w/ Luther VS Lady Frost & Leyla Hirsch; Storm & Mariah win.
  • Malakai Black & Brody King VS Leon & Max St. Giovanni; Malakai & Brody win.
  • Hechicero w/ The Gates of Agony VS Matthew Menard; Hechicero wins.
  • AEW International Championship: Will Ospreay VS Brian Cage; Ospreay wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Samoa Joe, Hook & Katsuyori Shibata VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling!

Three dangerous men joined forces out of respect for what each of them can do, but they aren’t getting much respect from others. But will the Samoan Submission Specialist, The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil & The Wrestler beat some respect into Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari & Josh Woods? Or can the Premier Athletes actually put their money where their muscles are?

The trios sort out, Joe starts against Nese and the fans sing, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Nese says not tonight. Nese and Joe tie up, Nese waistlocks, but he can’t lift Joe! Joe smirks, wrenches free, and wristlocks. Nese rolls, wrenches and headlocks. Nese’s team cheers but they’re the only ones. Joe powers up and out, then he runs Nese over! Joe smirks, stalks Nese to ropes, then brings him around. The fans fire up for Joe as he scoops, but Nese slips fere! Nese SOBATS, runs, but into an ELBOW! Tag to Hook and the fans fire up more! Hook puts Nese in a corner to fire off body shots! Hook throws hands, Nese shoves past him but Hook fires more shots!

Nese throws forearms on Hook, but Hook counter punches! Nese staggers, comes back, but Hook gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Nese manages to land out and he STOMPS Hook down! Nese tags Daivari and they mug Hook with haymakers! The fans boo but Nese lets off. Daivari brings Hook up, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS! Daivari snapmares Hook, clamps on a full nelson and leans on the hold. The fans rally and Hook fights up, and he pries the hold open! But Daivari waistlocks! Hook elbows free, and hot tags to Shibata! Shibata storms in but he has to slow down as Daivari gets away to his corner.

Woods reaches out, so Daivari says here’s something for The Wrestler. Daivari tags Woods in, he steps to Shibata, and they fire forearms! The fans rally up as the shots keep going, then Shibata gets the edge! Woods trips Shibata, goes for an arm, but Shibata slips right around to go for the arm! Woods goes for Shibata’s arm, but Shibata goes after Woods again! Woods powers through to get the arm, but then Shibata slips around, changes sides, and has the ARMBAR! Woods scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Shibata lets off and CLUBS away on Woods. Shibata cranks the arm for a double wristlock but Woods throws body shots!

Shibata leg scissors to trip Woods! KNEEBAR! Nese storms in to stomp Shibata! The fans boo, Woods tags Nese in. Nese stomps Shibata around, then taunts the fans. The fans boo but Nese CHOPS Shibata. Shibata doesn’t flinch! Nese CHOPS again, but Shibata eggs him on! Nese throat chops! Nese whips, Shibata reverses, but Nese ELBOWS back! Nese goes up and up and QUEBRADAS, but Shibata steps aside! Everyone’s learning from Joe now! The fans fire up and Joe smiles. Shibata then tags Joe in, and he stalks Nese. Nese rises up, into the JABS! JABS! JABS! Joe fires off fast hands, CHOPS Nese down, but Sterling gets on the apron!

Joe scares Sterling off, but this is all a delay tactic so Nese can crawl, and Woods can HOTSHOT Joe! The fans boo but Nese brings Joe around, BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Joe staggers, Daivari tags in! Nese & Daivari mug Joe, run, and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Daivari covers, ONE!! Joe is still tougher than that! Woods tags in, he and Daivari mug Joe, and then Woods CLUBS away on Joe’s chest! Cover, ONE!! Joe is still tougher than that so now Daivari tags back in. Daivari and Woods mug Joe, then Daivari stands Joe up. Daivari throws hands, but Joe hits back! They go back and forth, Joe gets the edge, but Daivari CLAWS the eyes!

Daivari sucker punches Shibata down! Daivari whips, Joe reverses and sweeps the legs! SENTON! The fans fire up, hot tags to Hook and Nese! Hook rallies on Nese, wrenches and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Woods runs in but Hook KNEES him down! Nese gets up, but into the clinch! TAZ PLEX! The fans fire up and Hook stalks Nese, to give crossface forearms! Daivari runs up, Hook DECKS him! Woods gets in to GERMAN SUPLEX! Hook tumbles, but Shibata tags in! Shibata ROCKS Woods, BOOTS Nese, BOOTS Daivari, then STO for Woods! Shibata runs up at Nese for a BOOT! Shibata fires off forearms and the ref counts.

Shibata goes corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata drags Nese up, SNAP HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Nese survives, but ends up in an ARMBAR!! Nese endures, but he taps! Shibata’s team wins!

Winners: Samoa Joe, Hook & Katsuyori Shibata, by submission

The Premier Athletes did prove they’ve got guts, but not enough to overcome this trio of warriors! Will Joe, Hook & Shibata find themselves on the road to trios gold?

 

The Bang Bang Gang speaks.

Juice Robinson says, “Apparently… AEW isn’t gonna recognize the fact that I was anointed one-quarter of the AEW Unified Trios Champions!” Austin says he’s pissed, Colten confirms that is true, and adds that apparently, The House of Black still gets their shot. At least, once Buddy’s leg gets better. And apparently, PAC cares!? He interrupted their match, he pushed Juice off the top, and then he flipped Austin off! But that’s good. Because their fearless leader, Jay White, is off training his butt off. You thought EIGHT abs was something? Jay will be coming back with TEN! SO Pac, you better hope you don’t see The Switchblade in the Owen Hart Cup!

Because then, The Bastard will do more than just “care” now. He’ll cry to sleep! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya! GUNS UP! Bullet Club Gold is taking aim at a lot of different targets, but will they be able to hit the mark?

 

Private Party VS Chris Jericho & “Big Bill” Morrissey w/ Bryan Keith!

Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy have been busy this week. They got called out by The Learning Tree on Dynamite, they put in a fast and furious match last night on Rampage, and now they’ll be entering the “Jericho Vortex” when they take on Big Bill and the man himself. But will Quen & Zay teach Jericho something about not looking down on the younger guys? Or will Jericho ruin the fun #ForTheWorld?

The teams sort out and Jericho starts against Quen. The fans rally up and Jericho says here’s a free lesson from The Learning Tree. Then he tags out to The Redwood. Bill steps in, sporting new gear that quotes Tony Schiavone, on the butt… Bill and Quen tie up, Quen gets around and headlocks. Bill powers out and runs Quen right over! Because as the shorts say, “Too much man!” Bill mocks the “Shots! Shots! Shots!” then he stands Quen up. Bill CHOPS Quen, drags him up, then CHOPS him again! Bill keeps Quen in the corner, and he ROCKS him with a right. Then Bill TOSSES Quen across the way!

Bill mocks the dancing, runs corner to corner, and he SPLASHES Quen! Quen was practically smothered by that move! Quen falls over, but Bill stands him back up, and gives a thumbs up before he TOSSES Quen again! Quen writhes, goes to ropes, then the corner. Bill runs in again, but Quen dodges the splash! Bill staggers, Quen goes up, and Quen leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! Bill staggers, Quen is on him in a corner! Quen rains down fists, Bill stops him at 6, then DECKS him! Jericho applauds, and Bill tags him in. The fans are torn as The Learning Tree waves, and Bill hoists Quen way up! Jericho “helps” SLAM Quen down!

Jericho & Bill wave, then Jericho stands Quen up to CHOP! Jericho CHOPS again, then whips corner to corner. Jericho runs up but Quen BOOTS him! Quen goes up and leaps to FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE! Then hot tag to Zay! The fans rally as Zay TACKLES Jericho and rains down fists! Jericho pushes him away but Zay comes back, another TACKLE and more fast hands! Jericho tries to get away but Zay fires off high and low and all around! Jericho CLAWS eyes! The fans boo but Jericho brings Zay up. Zay CHOPS, fires more forearms, then just more and more and more! Zay runs, but Jericho sends him out!

Quen is there, for SILLY STRING! Jericho tumbles, Zay covers, TWO!! Jericho survives, Quen tags in, and he TACKLES Jericho! Quen fires off hands just like Zay! Quen stomps Jericho around, runs, but Bad Apple Bryan Keith trips him! The fans boo, but then Jericho CLOBBERS Quen! Jericho waves to the fans, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Jericho takes his time waving to all sides of the arena, then he drags Quen up. Jericho hits a BIG back suplex, then has the cocky cover, ONE! Jericho perhaps returning the favor from last night there, but Jericho bumps Quen off buckles. Tag to Bill and Bill stomps away on Quen! Jericho adds on, the ref counts, and Bill digs his boots in. The ref counts more, Bill lets off with applause, and then Bryan CHOKES Quen! Bill SUCKER PUNCHES Kassidy! The ref reprimands but Bill goes back to Quen. Bill mocks the “Shots! Shots! Shots!” then CLUBS Quen on the back. Then SLAPS Quen down! Bill mocks the shots more, then mockingly cheers.

Bill drags Quen up, puts him on ropes, and RIPS his shirt open to CHOP him down! Quen sputters, Bill drags him up and tags in Jericho. They mug Quen in the corner, then Jericho brings Quen around. Quen fires hands first! Quen runs, but Jericho DROPKICKS him down! Jericho waves to the fans again, then he drags Quen up. Collision returns to single picture, Jericho bumps Quen off buckles, then Jericho puts Quen up top. Jericho CHOPS Quen, climbs, and wants his “branches” to fire up. The fans are torn, but Jericho has Quen on the very top, but Quen throws hands! Quen shoves Jericho down, and the fans rally up!

Quen adjusts, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Jericho survives and Quen is frustrated. Quen and Jericho crawl, hot tag to Zay! Zay springboards to CROSSBODY! Zay keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DROPKICKS! Bill storms in, but Zay DUMPS him out! Zay then triangle jumps to DROPKICK! That’s Jericho’s move! Zay then kicks and hits a STUNNER! Then a STUNNER for Bill! The fans fire up and Zay runs up to SUNSET BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and shocks Zay! Bryan coaches Jericho, Zay tags Quen. Private Party mugs Jericho, then Quen whips Jericho to a corner. Quen runs up to SPLASH!

Quen brings Jericho around again, SOBAT and SOBAT! Quen runs, but Jericho THROAT CHOPS! Then LIONSAULTS! But onto knees! Quen holds Jericho, Zay uses him as a step to FLY onto Bill! Then Zay hurries back and goes up again! Quen sets Jericho up again, SWANTON BOMB! Quen climbs now, for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and Quen can’t believe it! Tag back to Zay, but Bill returns! The ref is busy with Bryan, too! Zay springboards, into a BOOT! The Redwood slips away, Bryan hops down, and Jericho covers Zay, TWO?!? Zay survives and the fans fire up!

Jericho huffs ‘n’ puffs, drags Zay up, but Zay is dead weight. Jericho KNEES Zay, then KNEES him again. Jericho says if Zay wants to be a threat, he has to fight. So Zay fires off fast hands and CHOSP! Zay whips, Jericho reverses, but Zay KICKS, then RAN- NO! Jericho turns Rana into WALLS OF JERICHO! Zay endures, even as Jericho sits deep! The fans fire up as Zay fights around! Zay reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Zay lets go in frustration but also exhaustion, so he tags to Bill. Bill storms up but into a mule kick! Zay runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but into the BOSS MAN SLAM!! Cover, TWO?!? Zay survives and Bill is frustrated.

Bill mocks the shots again, gives a thumbs up, then he drags Zay up. But Quen runs in! Bill choke grips Quen, to CHOKE SLAM him onto Zay! Cover, TWO?!?! Zay survives and Bill is surprised! Bill tags Jericho back in, and Jericho climbs. Bill gets Zay up and brings him over, CHOKE- NO, Zay slips free and shoves Bill into Jericho! Jericho lands on his sapling, then Quen DROPKICKS Billy into him! Private Party DOUBLE LARIAT Bill out! Then they get Jericho set up! GIN & JUICE!! CODE BREAKER STYLE!! Quen CLOBBERS Bill, Zay covers, TWO?!?!? Jericho survives and no one can believe it!

The ref defends his count was fair but Zay can’t believe that math. Jericho is up, Zay fires off forearms! “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay fires body “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” then runs to LARIAT! Zay is all fired up and the fans are with him! But Bill returns! Zay LION- NO, Bryan Keith CLOBBERS Zay!! The ref was busy with Bill, he missed that! Jericho drags Zay to a cover, Jericho’s team wins!

Winners: Chris Jericho & “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

Consider this one a 3v2 Handicap Match, because the Bad Apple got involved. And he even goes after Zay now! Quen goes after Bryan, but Bill & Jericho go after Quen, but Samoa Joe’s team runs out there! Joe LOW BLOWS Bill! Shibata and Hook go after Jericho and Bryan, but Jericho gets outta there! The Learning Tree wants nothing to do with this! So Shibata isolates Bryan’s arm, and STOMPS it!! Jericho feels Bryan’s pain, emotionally speaking. Joe gets a mic to say, “HI~, CHRIS~!” But week after week, Jericho has “graced” us with his presence, but Joe and his associates here have been talking. And every idea that falls from Jericho’s tree “absolutely SUCKS!”

The fans cheer but Joe isn’t done. Joe tells Jericho that they come from very different schools of thought. And the best ideas survive the crucible of combat! So that is what Joe suggests! Joe, Hook & Shibata VS Jericho and what’s left of his tree, come Forbidden Door! Will Jericho, Bill & Bryan be able to regroup in the eight days they have? Or will they be turned into the lumber that builds the school of Samoa Joe?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Though Will Ospreay and Swerve Strickland are Forbidden Door opponents, and hardly friends after how personal they’re making things, they must team together against The Gates of Agony! Will Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona crush the champions before they ever reach Long Island?

 

AEW Continental Championship Title Eliminator: Kazuchika Okada VS Ultimo Guerrero!

Christopher Daniels promised The Elite that they would face top tier competition for their titles, and he finally realized who would be best for The Rainmaker: the man who mentored him while on excursion in Mexico! Will Okada be able to stay undefeated in AEW when facing one of CMLL’s best? Or will Ultimo Guerrero show him that he still has a lot to learn?

The bell rings and Okada stares Ultimo down. The fans rally up, the two circle, and Ultimo offers a handshake. Okada slaps the hand away, he no longer cares about his former sensei. The two tie up, Ultimo waistlocks, then he SLAMS Okada down. Ultimo facelocks, Okada wrenches out but Ultimo rolls and trips Okada. Ultimo rolls Okada but Okada arm-drags free, and the two stand! The fans fire up as they reset and go again. Ultimo gets his side of the crowd going, but Okada has plenty of fans, too. The two speed things up, Okada drops but Ultimo runs him over! Ultimo whips, Okada ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Ultimo CHOPS!

Ultimo scoops, Okada slips free, but Ultimo LARIATS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Ultimo stands first and he brings Okada around. Ultimo puts Okada in a corner to CHOP! Okada sputters, but Ultimo CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Okada drops to a knee, Ultimo brings him up to scoop, and SLAM! The fans fire up, Okada slowly rises, but Ultimo is on him again. Ultimo CHOPS, and CHOPS, then brings Okada around. Ultimo whips Okada to ropes, then LARIATS him down! Ultimo stalks Okada to a corner, KNEES low, then KNEES low again! The ref counts, Ultimo snapmares Okada down then clamps on a chinlock.

The fans rally, Okada endures and fights around, but Ultimo pushes him down to get a leg. STRETCH MUFFLER! Okada endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts in Español, and Ultimo lets go at 4. Ultimo stomps Okada to the corner, lets off again, but Okada powers up to Alabama Lift! REVERSE NECK- NO, Ultimo fights it to an IRON OCTOPUS! Okada hurries to the ROPEBREAK, and Ultimo lets off again. Ultimo whips Okada to a corner, runs in, but Okada pops him up to the Alabama! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada scowls and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Okada goes back to Ultimo, drags him up, and CLUBS him. Okada TOSSES Ultimo out, goes out after him, and UPPERCUTS! Ultimo staggers, Okada UPPERCUTS him again, and Ultimo sits in a corner. Okada stands Ultimo up, to SMACK hm off the chair! Okada drags Ultimo up and puts him back in the ring, then takes his time stepping in. Okada brings Ultimo up, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ultimo stays in this and Okada is annoyed. Okada paces, drags Ultimo up and DECKS him! Okada looms over Ultimo as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Okada has Ultimo in a corner. Okada brings him up but Ultimo body shots! And CHOPS! Okada knees low, whips, and runs in to BACK ELBO! Okada goes corner to corner, but Ultimo follows to clothesline! Ultimo keeps moving, but then Okada follows! Ultimo dodges, and DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans fire up, the ref checks, and both men are still in this. Okada sits up first but Ultimo stands first. Ultimo whips, Okada reverses, but Ultimo pops Okada up to the apron! Ultimo sweeps the legs, fires up, and runs side to side to WRECK Okada with a dropkick!

The fans fire up and Ultimo goes out to the apron. Ultimo storms over to Okada, drags him up, and whips him into railing! Then he CHOPS! The fans fire up as Okada reaches out in pain. Ultimo storms up behind Okada, the ring count climbs, but Ultimo POSTS Okada at 7! Ultimo slides into the ring at 8, Okada flounders in after, and Ultimo eggs Okada on. Ultimo fireman’s carries, Okada slips free! Ultimo ELBOWS Okada, runs, but into the DROPKICK! Okada snarls and he drags Ultimo back up. Okada ripcords, but Ultimo ducks the lariat! Ultimo kicks low, runs in, but Okada avoids the splash! Okada fires forearms then goes up!

Okada pulls at Ultimo’s mask! The fans boo the disrespect, but Ultimo hits a RUNNING POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Okada stays in this but Ultimo rises up. Ultimo drags Okada up, puts him up top backwards, then climbs up behind him. Ultimo goes to the very top!? But Okada CLAWS at Ultimo’s face through the mask! Ultimo drops down, Okada climbs off the corner, and Okada ripcords! Ultimo ducks again, rolls Okada up, TWO!! Okada escapes and the fans fire up! Ultimo swings, but Okada gets around, and UNMASKS HIM! Ultimo does his best to cover up, but Okada ripcords! RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (denies Ultimo Guerrero a title opportunity)

Despite how he got the win, Okada grins because for him, a win is a win! Will The Rainmaker be unstoppable now that he does what he wants?

 

Backstage interview with Top Flight.

Lexy Nair is with Dante, Darius & Action, and she congratulates Dante for making it into the AEW TNT Championship Ladder Match. Now, they wanted this time so what’s on their mind? Dante says the last time he was in a ladder match, he broke his leg. A broken fibula, a dislocated ankle. It took a lot of hard work for Dante to make it back here. He had to relearn how to walk, how to run, how to jump, and how to be himself again. But now, he’s going back in to that environment. A lot of people are saying that’s crazy. But it’ll take a little bit of crazy to become the NEW TNT Champion, so boys, at Forbidden Door, he’ll get some gold to celebrate with.

Lio Rush walks in and he wants to talk about last week. Action says before that, he does want to congratulate Lio Rush on the win last night. Lio appreciates that. And he asks if Darius is cool. Darius nods so Lio takes that. Lio tells Dante that when it came to last week, Lio is a man of his word. He has Dante’s back. Always has, always will. But come Forbidden Door, Lio is in the match, too, and he wants the TNT Championship for himself. Dante says same for him. So then see you there. Darius says they’ll see who the better man is. Top Flight heads out, but will the Bad Child make sure he’s the Man of the Hour in New York?

 

Six Man Tag: The Patriarchy VS The Iron Savages!

While Christian Cage still wants to be AEW World Champion, he also wants his “sons,” Nick Wayne and Killswitch/Luchasaurus, to succeed, too. So they are going to go after the AEW World Trios Championships as a family, no matter who they have to go through. Killswitchasaurus took out Jacked Jameson, Dirty Bulk Bronson & Beefcake Boulder all by himself, so will it be even easier when Captain Charisma & The Prodigy Son are with him? Or will everyone be sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss on Saturday night?

Before the match, Jameson has a mic. He tells Christian that he has been a focal point on the biggest shows in wrestling since most of us were little kids. Christian is one of the greatest of all time, and is now better than he’s ever been. However, ever since coming to AEW, Christian’s been acting more like “Low T Loser!” A couple weeks ago, Christian had Killswitch take them out for no reason! Then he’s got that little peeper, Nick Wayne, who looks like Timothée Chalamet but even wimpier! But they ain’t going to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory! They’re going to the milk farm in #TIDDYCITY!!

The fans are a little torn about that idea, but then The Patriarchy makes their entrance. But then Christian leaves?! No, he joins commentary! He’s leaving this all up to his “sons!” The teams sort out in this unofficial handicap match, and Luchasaurus starts against Bronson. The fans are on the dinosaur’s side, but Jameson says time to sip some sauce! Bronson grabs the cup and he CHUGS it! Bronson is all fired up, runs up on Luchasaurus, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him down! Nick wants in, so Luchasaurus tags. Nick swaggers around, toys with Bronson, then taunts Jameson. Nick eggs Bronson on, kicks him around, then KICKS Bronson ont he back!

Nick flexes but Bronson gets up! Bronson is literally twice as big as Nick! Bronson back suplexes, Nick lands out! Nick kicks and runs, but into a back drop! Christian coaches Nick from 30 feet away at the desk but Bronson says it is time for TIDDY! CITY~! Bronson sends Nick right into Boulder’s beefy chest! Nick sputters, Luchasaurus tags in! He CLOBBERS Bronson, BLASTS Boulder & Jameson, then TOSESS Bronson toa  corner! Luchasaurus fires off fast hands, whips corner to corner, then runs up to BOOT Bronson down! Christian says this is the most elite big man in the business. Boulder storms up, he grabs Luchasaurus!

Luchasaurus ELBOWS Boulder, SHOVES him up and out, but Jameson grabs Luchasaurus by the hair! Christian says that’s cheating! Well, he would know… Jameson CLUBS Luchasaurus, goes up, but Luchasaurus garbs him first! To THROW him down onto Boulder! Nick gets in, he gets a boost from Luchasaurus, SUPER PLANCHA onto the Savages! Christian says they are the next Trios Champions and it is not up for debate. Luchasaurus waits on Bronson, Bronson slowly staggers to his feet, and into the choke grip! But Bronson CLUBS at the arm! Bronson breaks free, fires hands over and over, then LARIATS!

Christian is upset but Luchasaurus stays up! Bronson LARIAT, then DISCUS LARIATS! Luchasaurus drops to a knee, Bronson fires back up, “I’M GONNA BUST~!” Bronson runs, but into the choke grip! JURASSIC CHOKE SLAM! And then Nick wants back in! Christian says to do it, so Luchasaurus tags. Luchasaurus gets Bronson up, Christian says now his boys need his help. WAYNE’S WORLD! Christian goes to ringside, and Nick gladly tags his “father” in. Christian then has his “sons” get Bronson up, and he says THEY are the next Trios Champions! KILLSWITCH for Bronson! Cover, Patriarchy wins!

Winners: The Patriarchy, by pinfall

Christian tops it off after his “sons” do the heavy lifting, but a win is a win. Will nothing stop The Patriarchy as they look to reign over AEW together?

 

Mercedes Mone visited Arena Mexico.

And she told Stephanie Vaquer this is why she’s the CEO. She flew all the way to Mexico just ot make a point. Mone said hola, and then stared Vaquer down. Mone knows Vaquer is NJPW Strong Women’s Champion for now, but that title is hers come Forbidden Door. But then Vaquer told Mone, “You’re in my house now, b*tch! And we speak Spanish here!” So Mone used the internationally understood SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! The fight was on, and Mone snatched both belts! Will Mone prove she is The CEO of the entire world? Or will she find out why Vaquer is La Primera?

 

Toni Storm & Mariah May w/ Luther VS Lady Frost & Leyla Hirsch!

While Mina Shirakawa is coming for The Leading Lady’s AEW Women’s World Championship and the spotlight, she also wants her Mariah back! Will Storm and Mariah show Mina that their bond is more than just skin deep? Or will they both freeze up facing a LEGIT cool duo?

The teams sort out and Storm starts against Leyla. The fans rally for Storm as she and Leyla circle. They tie up, and Storm powers Leyla back, but Leyla puts Storm in the corner. They go around again, on the mat, then back to their feet. Storm wrenches but Leyla gets around to trip Storm. Leyla pushes Storm to a cover, ONE as Storm bridges. Leyla pushes her down, ONE! Leyla tries again, ONE! Leyla hops on but Storm stays bridged up! They stand, Storm wrenches to a facelock, then tags Mariah. The fans cheer as Storm whips Leyla to ropes, then BOOTS her down! Mariah SHOTGUNS Leyla down, but Leyla scrambles away.

Frost tags in, Mariah and Storm are too busy celebrating together. Frost gets around Mariah, goes to ropes, but Mariah bucks the O’Conner. Frost rolls through, comes back, tilt-o-whirl and sunset flip! TWO, but Mariah SLAPS Frost! Mariah puts some stank on the CHOP! Mariah then scoops for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! The fans fire up and Mariah even BLASTS Leyla for good measure! Storm runs in to HIP ATTACK Frost! Storm and Mariah pose together, and Storm cues us to picture in picture.

Storm and Mariah talk but Leyla drags Mariah back in! Frost drags Storm out, the two are separated and Frost fires off on Storm! Leyla throws Mariah down, covers, TWO! Frost CHOPS Storm against barriers! Leyla drags Mariah up to snap suplex! Leyla soaks up the heat, drags Mariah up, then tags in Frost. Leyla snap suplexes again, and Frost STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Frost stays on Mariah and brings her back over, tag to Leyla. They mug Mariah, stomp her down, then Leyla digs her boots in. The ref counts, Leyla lets off, and then she drags Mariah up. Luther rallies the fans while Mariah endures the REAR BEARHUG!

Mariah reaches out while Leyla leans on her. Mariah fights up, reaches for Storm, but Leyla brings her away. Mariah fights with elbows, then runs, but Leyla reels her in! Mariah switches, Leyla switches, but Mariah wrenches to a SAIDO! Mariah and Leyla crawl, hot tag to Storm! Storm rallies on Leyla, BLASTS Frost, and Collision returns to single picture! Storm dodges Leyla, blocks the boots, and DRAPING BACKSTABBERS! The fans fire up and Storm stands Leyla up, for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Storm stands Leyla up again. Storm reels Leyla in, but Leyla back drops!

Storm sunset flips, but Leyla drops into the ARMBAR!! Storm flails, reaches out, and the fans rally up again! Mariah jumps in to RUNNING KNEE Leyla down! Storm is free, Frost runs up, but into a HEADBUTT! Mariah hurries back and reaches out! Hot tag to Mariah! She drags Leyla to a corner, Frost is in the other. Mariah and Storm say kiss THESE! But then Frost & Leyla dodge! GAMANGIRI for Mariah! Now Mariah and Storm are in corners! Frost hits the CANNONBALL! Leyla adds a SWINGING DROPKICK! Leyla drags Mariah to the drop zone and Frost goes up! Leyla goes after Storm but Storm HEADBUTTS!

Storm shields Mariah from the FROSTBITE!! Frost drags Leyla to cover Mariah, STORM BREAKS IT! The fans fire up, Frost fires off on Storm! Frost bumps Storm off buckles, Leyla gets Mariah up. Leyla ROCKS Mariah, coordinates with Frost, and they whip Storm and Mariah into each other! The two HUG! Then they dodge Leyla & Frost, to DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up as now they DOUBLE HIP ATTACK! Storm gets Leyla for STORM ZERO! Mariah covers, she and Storm win!

Winners: Toni Storm & Mariah May, by pinfall

The mentor and protege embrace as they come out victorious! But with Mina Shirakawa trying to wedge herself between them, will this story have a tragic ending?

 

Serena Deeb speaks.

“Leading up to Double or Nothing, I was 6-0. Physically, I was unbeatable. Mentally, I was untouchable, unbreakable. And subsequently, I’ve had three of the toughest losses of my career, to some of the best women in this company. And I know how this goes. Sometimes you’re on the up, sometimes you’re on the down. But when you’re on the down, you gotta stop it in its tracks and you gotta lift yourself back up. If there’s anything that my wrestling career has shown, it’s perseverance, it’s redemption, it’s grit. So next week, I will be in Buffalo at Collision, and I am begging anybody to step into my ring, to step into Deeb’s Dojo!

“Because, baby, I’m on the up. And from here, I’m gonna remind everybody, and I’m gonna remind myself, just who the hell I am: The Professor of Professional Wrestling.” Who will accept Deeb’s “pop quiz” next week on Collision?

 

Malakai Black & Brody King VS Leon & Max St. Giovanni!

The Bang Bang Gang mocked the misfortune of this malevolent faction, and they are looking to take their anger out on whatever poor souls AEW have found for them. Will LSG & MSG soon RIP at the feet of The Kings of the Black Throne?

The teams sort out, MSG starts against Malakai. They circle, MSG is wary of Brody, but he ties up with Malakai. MSG wrenches, wristlocks, but Malakai rolls, wrenches and cording holds. MSG slips around to wrench back, but Malakai spins to wrench then headlock. MSG powers out but Malakai runs him over! Malakai stands MSG up but MSG ROCKS him with a forearm! MSG winds up, but Malakai blocks the kick to ELBOW him away! Malakai runs up, but into an ELBOW! LSG tags in, but runs into an arm-drag! Malakai clamps onto LSG’s arm, wrenches it, and tags in Brody. The fans bark as Brody CLOBBERS MSG!

LSG arm-drags free of Malakai, then runs up, but Malakai drops down so Brody can CHOP LSG off his feet! LSG sputters, the fans bark for Brody, but MSG is back! Malakai blocks MSG’s superkick to KICK the other leg. Brody and Malakai FOREARM KNEE SMASH COMBO! LSG runs up, but into a POP-UP KNEE COMBO! Then DANTE’S INFERNO!! Cover, The House wins!

Winners: Malakai Black & Brody King, by pinfall

The brothers St. Giovanni could not withstand the wrath of the Dark Father and the King of Death, who still have fury burning in their eyes. But as they head up the ramp, Ian Riccaboni is there to interview them. He congratulates them on the win tonight, but he must ask: How does it feel after what happened to Buddy last week? Malakai chuckles, and says what a “human” question. Brody tells Ian that revenge is never a straight line. They feel nothing. Does that mean Buddy doesn’t matter? Or are Malakai & Brody just waiting until the right time to strike?

 

Hechicero w/ The Gates of Agony VS Matthew Menard!

The Alchemist of Lucha Libre warned MJF that at Forbidden Door, he’s going to break off one of MJF’s arms! Will Hechicero use Menard as an example of that? Or will Hechicero have a hard time handling some Daddy Magic?

The bell rings and Menard dodges Hechi to fire off fast hands! Menard whips Hechi to then CLOBBER him! The fans fire up with Menard as he keeps on Hechi, with a LARIAT! “What you got!?” The fans cheer, Menard whips, but Hechi gets under the leap frog to DUMP Menard down! Hechi ELBOW DROPS, then basement DROPKICKS! Menard bails out, shakes out the stars, then slides back in. But Hechi stomps away on Menard, then CHOKES him on ropes! The ref counts, Hechi BITES Menard before letting off. Menard gets up but Hechi CHOPS him! Hechi runs to JUMP KNEE! The fans are torn, but Hechi gets Menard up, for a back drop!

Hechi traps an arm, grabs the other, and DARK SACRIFICE! Menard writhes, staggers around, and Hechi slithers around to make sure MJF knows he is numero uno! Hechi runs up, but Menard dodges! Hechi hits buckles, and Menard fires off shots! Menard whips corner to corner, then runs up to clothesline! Menard climbs, and he rains down fists! The fans fire up and count all the way to TEN! Menard is all fired up, then he hits a CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Hechi stays in this but Menard scowls. Menard runs, but into a CROSSBODY from Hechi! SLEEPER on the ropes! The ref counts, Hechi RAMS Menard down!

Hchi then slingshots to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Hechi waits on Menard, runs and tilt-o-whirls, HEADSCISSOR LEG DROP! Then Hechi rains down shots on Menard’s back, before reeling him into the CRUCIFIX ARMBAR! Menard taps, Hechi wins!

Winner: Hechicero, by submission

The Gates of Agony storm in to celebrate with Hechi, will the Alchemist of Lucha turn the Wolf of Wrestling into a lap dog? Or will MJF prove that he’s better than even Hechicero, and he knows it?

 

Jeff Jarrett speaks.

“When I was asked officially about being in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament, all the emotion came back. It’s hard for me to imagine it’s been 25 years, but there are so many things that I remember like it was yesterday. In the late 90s, we would become Tag Team Champions, and I kinda look back on those days as the favorite days of my career. His passing in 1999, May 23rd, on the Monday the following day, I made a promise to myself that I would be able to look Oje & Athena in their eyes, and it really meant something. They were little kids when it happened, but to let them know what a great man their father is. I never, ever met anybody like him.”

Jarrett looks back, and he’s since become a 12-time world champion, a two-time Hall of Famer. The Owen Cup means more to him than anything he’s ever done. Toby Keith passed away earlier this year, another good buddy. And as the song says, he ain’t as good as he once was, but he’s as good once as he ever was. To get the opportunity to win three matches, then stand in the ring in Owen’s hometown of Calgary, Jarrett is absolutely gonna do it. The Last Outlaw must still wait and see what “wild card” is dealt, but will he make it through no matter what?

 

AEW International Championship: Will Ospreay VS Brian Cage!

The Aerial Assassin wants to be the #TwoBeltBruv by taking Swerve’s AEW World Championship, but he also has to defend the belt he has. And while The Machine doesn’t work for The Mogul anymore, he might end up helping him out with this match. Will Ospreay stay golden on the Road to The Forbidden Door? Or will Cage make sure Ospreay’s limping into Long Island?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time to see #WhoBetta!

The bell rings and Cage CLOBBERS Ospreay! Cage fires off in the corner, the fans boo and the ref counts. But then Ospreay turns things around to fire back! Ospreay goes up to rain down fists, but Cage SHOVES him away at 4! Ospreay lands out on his feet, only for Cage to run him over! The fans boo but Cage drags Ospreay up to ROCK him! Ospreay staggers, Cage CHOPS him, but the fans rally for the “BRUV! BRUV! BRUV!” Cage whips, Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAN- NO, Cage stops that and TOSSES Ospreay! Then he scoops to do bicep curls, before the FALL AWAY SLAM! Cage flexes but fans boo.

Ospreay grits his teeth as he stands up, and Cage runs in. Ospreay DUMPS Cage out, ROCKS him, then ROCKS him again. Cage shoves Ospreay but Ospreay comes back to BOOT! Cage falls to the floor, the fans fire up with Ospreay, and he PLANCHAS! Down goes Cage and the fans fire up again! Ospreay paces, brings Cage up and into the ring, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Ospreay aims from the apron, springboards, but Cage catches him! Cage stalling suplexes Ospreay, walks around with him, but Ospreay flails. Cage still keeps Ospreay up, to JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO! Cage is annoyed but he brings Ospreay back up. Cage brings Ospreay around, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS! Cage ROCKS Ospreay, soaks up the heat, then smirks as he drags Ospreay back up. Ospreay fires forearms in return! Cage SOBATS, scoops, and SLAMS, to then drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Cage stays on him. Cage drags Ospreay up, to HEADBUTT him!

Ospreay staggers, Cage bumps him off buckles, but Ospreay kicks low! Ospreay ROCKS Cage, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Ospreay whips corner to corner, but Cage reverses hard! Ospreay falls back, Cage dusts himself off, and then Cage asks, “Who betta?!” Cage looms over Ospreay, gives him clubbing crossface forearms from both sides, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Cage has Ospreay in a BEARHUG! Ospreay endures, the fans rally, and Ospreay throws elbows! Ospreay BELL CLAPS and Cage lets him go! Cage still knees low, CLUBS Ospreay, then shouts, “Who betta than Cage, huh?!” Cage runs but into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Cage staggers to a corner and the fans fire back up! Daniel Garcia is watching, as he still wants a shot at the International Championship. Ospreay runs corner to corner to BOOT Cage! Ospreay pushes Cage out, goes to the apron and springboards in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is annoyed but he just brings Cage up.

Ospreay reels Cage in but Cage resists the lift. The fans rally as Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! And then winds up to CHOP! Ospreay reels Cage in again, but Cage back drops free! Cage goes corner to corner to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, then GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay has a rough landing and the ref checks him, but he seems okay to continue. Cage goes to the corner, and he deadlift SUPERLEXES! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay toughs it out and Cage grows frustrated. The fans rally for Ospreay but Cage reels him in. Cage puts one out, lifts Ospreay up, but Ospreay RANAS Cage into the buckles!

Ospreay hurries up top now, and he BLINDSIDE CHEERIOS! The fans fire up and Ospreay prepares his elbow pad. Cage stirs, Ospreay goes to a corner and the fans are thunderous! HIDDEN- NO, Cage fireman’s carries first! But Ospreay fights around, sunset flips, but Cage stays up to YANK Ospreay up! But Ospreay gets around, full nelsons, only for Cage to ELBOW free. Ospreay HOOK KICKS back! Ospreay springboards, OSC- DROPKICK from Cage!! The fans boo, but Cage aims and spins, but Ospreay slips through the lariat! And he gets Cage up, SITOUT BOMB! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous!

Ospreay and Cage stir, a standing count begins, and the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10 but Ospreay sits up first. Cage follows, and Ospreay stands at 7. Ospreay brings Cage around to fire a forearm! And then another forearm! And then another! Cage ROCKS Ospreay back! Cage stalks Ospreay, hauls him up to a fireman’s carry, and F5!! Cover, TWO!! Cage is losing his cool and he argues with the ref but the count was still two! Cage seethes, and Collision goes picture in picture again.

Ospreay stirs while Cage paces around him. Cage slashes his throat, brings Ospreay back up, and he SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay wobbles, Cage SLAPS him again! Ospreay ROCKS Cage, ROCKS him again, and again! Cage ROCKS Ospreay right back! Ospreay staggers around, finds his way back, and he fires more forearms on Cage! So Cage DECKS Ospreay! Cage eggs Ospreay on, and Ospreay rises to fire another flurry! Cage ROCKS Ospreay again, and Ospreay leans against Cage. Cage pushes Ospreay down, talks trash, then stands on Ospreay’s back! Cage flexes, soaks up the heat, but Ospreay pushes up off the mat!

Cage STOMPS Ospreay down! Cage runs, but Ospreay avoids the elbow drop! Cage staggers back over, brings Ospreay up, but Ospreay fires forearms! Cage ROCKS Ospreay but Ospreay just fires up! Ospreay fires another flurry, Cage ROCKS him again, but Ospreay ROARS! Ospreay fires shot after shot but Cage ROCKS him one more time! Ospreay goes to a corner, Cage brings him around and reels him in. Suplex, but Ospreay slips free! Ospreay waistlocks, Cage switches, but Ospreay ELBOWS free. Cage ROCKS Ospreay again, but Ospreay headbutts buckles to fire himself up! The fans are thunderous as Collision returns to single picture!

Ospreay eggs Cage on, then blocks a shot to fire KAWADA KICKS! Cage JUMP KNEES! DISCUS- SUPERKICK! Cage stills wings, Ospreay swats the lariat to HOOK KICK! Cage still LARIATS through!! Cage gets Ospreay up, lifts, POWERBOMB! Deadlift, SPINNING SITOUT BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and the fans are thunderous again! Cage seethes and pounds the mat in frustration but the fans are behind Ospreay. Cage drags Ospreay up, fireman’s carries again, but Ospreay fires elbows! Ospreay pops up to spin and RAN- NO! Cage blocks that again! Cage brings Ospreay up, but Ospreay slips into a DDT!

Cage staggers, Ospreay whips, but Cage reverses! Ospreay handsprings, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay springs right up to HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cage survives and shocks Ospreay! Ospreay just fires himself back up and the fans rally as hard as they can! Ospreay gets Cage up, reels him in, and underhooks those big meaty arms! But Cage fights with those arms to RAM Ospreay into a corner! Cage goes corner to corner, but Ospraey BOOTS him! Ospreay goes up but Cage GAMANGIRIS! Right in the mouth! Cage goes up, but Ospreay slips under and tucks Cage in! CHEEKY NANDOS!

Cage wobbles, Ospreay puts him back up! Ospreay goes up TO SUPER- NO, Cage slips free! So Ospreay GAMANGIRIS back! Ospreay goes up but Cage scoop him! SUPER SPINNING POWERSLAM!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Now Ospreay shocks Cage! The fans are electric for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Ospreay rises, Cage runs in, and he CLOTHESLINES Ospreay in that corner! Ospreay’s momentum puts him up top! Cage goes up after Ospreay, fireman’s carries, but Ospreay pops up to SUPER STEINER!! The fans are electric again, for the OS- NO!! Cage stuffs that to ripcord and HAYMAKER!

Cage vows to end this! Suplex, STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! And POISON-RANA!! Ospreay gets moving, OSCUTTER!!! Cover, TWO!??!? Ospreay throws his elbow pad away, he means business this time! HIDDEN BLADE!!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)

The Machine proved he can get his stuff in, and that he can take one of the best to the limit, but that is where Cage hits his limit! Ospreay is rolling into Dynamite next week, where he will have no choice but to team with The Realest to take on some common enemies. Will Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland make it through The Gates of Agony? Or will neither of them make it to The Forbidden Door?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, though stocked full of more action than I expected. Thankfully, it was less talky than usual, and what promos we got were fairly efficient. Well, I feel like there was a touch of redundancy to Lio interacting with Top Flight when we got that moment on Rampage. I guess AEW is worried not enough people are watching Rampage. Deeb sending out an Open Challenge for the Collision go-home next week was good, I’m sure we’ll get a great match of her and a visiting CMLL or Stardom talent. And after Jarrett’s very moving promo, I actually want to see him make it to the finals. I don’t see him winning the whole thing with Pac AND Bryan Danielson on the other side of the bracket, but for the sake of honoring Owen Hart’s memory, Jarrett at least has to get past the wild card.

Storm & Mariah VS Leyla & Frost was a good tune-up match for the Six Woman Tag set for Dynamite, but as such, The Outcasts likely win. As I said on Wednesday, if Mariah is going to beat Saraya in the Women’s Owen Hart Cup, she’ll have to lose out on Dynamite because that’s how the math works. Hechicero of course beat Daddy Magic, but that’s because MJF is going to win at Forbidden Door. And then of course The House of Black beat the St. Giovanni brothers. Their dismissive nature towards the interview was an interesting one, but I would think they will get their revenge on The Patriarchy soon enough.

Good promo from The Bang Bang Gang that helped feed into the various stories. The Patriarchy of course beat The Iron Savages, but Christian avoided doing work in an even more obnoxious way than I expected. I still think Pac should work with Malakai & Brody in an attempt to get revenge on The Bang Bang Gang together, but I guess that depends on if Pac goes to the Owen Hart Cup finals or not. Oddly, I’d love if The Bang Bang Gang did face The Patriarchy for some rare Heels VS Heels shenanigans. Christian will try to cheat at the same time Bang Bang Gang tries to cheat so it comes down to who can cheat better.

Though going by the other tag matches, the Joe-Hook-Shibata trio is a great team, and they naturally made quick work of The Premier Athletes. Then they logically went after Jericho’s group after that great match with Private Party. Jericho likely will still owe Hook an FTW Championship match, but it’d also be great if Joe-Hook-Shibata got their shot at the trios titles. We’d get some awesome promos between them and the Bang Bang Gang, as well as some fresh showdowns. And really good match of Okada and Ultimo Guerrero. It was a little sluggish, but I suppose between Ultimo and Okada needing to get a rhythm, and Ultimo being 52, it was still very solid stuff. But Okada winning was fine, it leaves him available for a different match-up for Forbidden Door weekend.

And just an awesome International Championship match for the main event. I did not think Cage was going to get as much offense in as he did, but I appreciate that they let him. Cage needs to be seen as a threat on some level so pushing Ospreay like this was a good way to do it. But of course Ospreay wins, because they’re continuing to tease Garcia VS Ospreay.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Soul Results & Report! (6/22/24)

Qualify for the Climax!

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The Road to the G1 has begun!

NJPW is heating up the G1 Climax already by bringing us a Qualifier Series! Whose New Japan Soul will burn bright through the Summer?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Masatora Yasuda VS Daiki Nagai; Time Limit Draw.
  • Great-O-Khan & Francesco Akira VS Katsuya Murashima & Shoma Kato; Khan & Akira win.
  • Six Man Tag: The United Empire VS Tomohiro Ishii, Satoshi Kojima & Tomoaki Honma; The United Empire wins.
  • 10 Man Tag: Just5Guys VS Hirooki Goto, El Desperado, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg; Goto, Desperado, Tanahashi, Yano & Oleg win.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block Qualifier First Round: Callum Newman VS Yujiro Takahashi; Callum wins and advances to New Japan Soul in Korakuen Hall.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block Qualifier First Round: YOSHI-HASHI VS Chase Owens; Hashi wins and advances to New Japan Soul in Korakuen Hall.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture; LIJ wins.

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G1 Climax 34 A Block Qualifier First Round: Callum Newman VS Yujiro Takahashi!

The United Empire has been on a roll tonight, but while those were tag matches, The Prince of Pace has to do this on his own! Can Callum conquer the Tokyo Pimp? Or will he have to watch out for the usual tricks?

The bell rings and the two run in! Yujiro BOOTS Callum down, stomps him around, and Callum goes to ropes. Yujiro ROCKS Callum with a forearm, then stalks him to a corner. Yujiro stomps Callum again, CLUBS him, then brings him out to knee low. Yujiro CLUBS Callum again, whips corner to corner, but Callum ducks ‘n’ dodges and keeps moving, to then BOOT Yujiro! The fans fire up while Yujiro bails out. Callum eggs Yujiro on, but the ref wants him to stay in. Yujiro slides in, Callum dodges and DROPKICKS! Yujiro bails out again and the fans fire up. Yujiro hurries back up to the apron, but Callum DROPKICKS him down!

Callum takes aim as Yujiro stands up, for the PLANCHA, but Yujiro moves aside! Callum lands on his feet but that strains the legs. Yujiro reels Callum in, REVERSE DDT to the floor! The ref wants this back inside, and fans rally up for Callum, but Yujiro stalks him. Yujiro drags Callum up to RAM him into railing! Yujiro brings Callum back up, to RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Yujiro brings Callum around, to whip into railing! Callum goes down in a heap and Yujiro leaves him behind. The ring count starts but Callum sits up at 4 of 20. The fans cheer Callum on as he rises at 10 of 20 and hobbles over.

Callum rolls in at 13, the fans cheer, but Yujiro stomps Callum right down. Yujiro digs his boots in, the ref counts, so Yujiro lets off at 4. Yujiro whips Callum into a corner, stomps him, ROCKS him with a forearm, then ELBOWS him. Yujiro throws more elbows, then runs up to BOOT! Callum slumps down but Yujiro pushes him to a cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Yujiro argues the count. The ref says it was fair, so Yujiro drags Callum to center. Yujiro drops a leg, drops it again, then drops it again! Cover, TWO! Callum stays in this and the fans rally up. Yujiro is annoyed, but he eggs Callum on. Yujiro brings Callum up, and Callum fires a forearm!

Yujiro eggs Callum on more as Callum throws more shots. Yujiro then knees low! Yujiro snapmares Callum and then basement BOOTS! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Callum toughs it out. Yujiro brings Callum up, puts him against ropes, then fires forearms. The ref reprimands, but Yujiro gets space. Callum BOOTS first! Callum runs up but into a kick! Yujiro runs but Callum follows, trips him, and DOUBLE STOMPS him! The fans fire up while both men are down! Yujiro goes to one corner, Callum goes to the other. Callum fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs Around the World to DROPKICK!

Callum snapmares Yujiro, runs up and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! The fans still applaud as Callum has control. Callum clutches his beat up back, uses the ropes to stretch it out, and then he clamps onto Yujiro with chicken wings. Yujiro hurries to the ropes, so Callum ROCKS him with a right! Callum sits Yujiro in the ropes, then runs to DROPKICK Yujiro in the back! Yujiro falls, Callum brings him up and chicken wings. Yujiro fights the lift, stomps Callum’s foot, then ROCKS him with an elbow! Callum comes back to ROCK Yujiro with a forearm! Callum runs, but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Callum sputters, Yujiro runs up and BOOTS him!

Yujiro brings Callum around, reels him in, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Callum survives and the fans cheer! Yujiro is frustrated but he stalks Callum. Yujiro drags Callum up, reels him in, INCOLLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Callum is tougher then the Intercollegiate Slam and Yujiro grows further frustrated! Yujiro stumbles after Callum, brings him up, and fireman’s carries. Callum fights free, but Yujiro blocks the lariat! Yujiro ducks the backhand but not the ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down again as Callum catches his breath. The fans rally up and Callum fires himself back up. The fans join in and Callum takes aim.

Callum goes to run but Yujiro reels him in! Yujiro waistlocks, Callum switches, but Yujiro BITES Callum’s hand! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Yujiro stops at 4. Yujiro runs, but Callum blocks the boot, ROCKS Yujiro, then runs. Yujiro uses the ref as a shield! He gets the cane! But Callum blocks the cane attack, kicks Yujiro low, but now the ref sees Callum with the cane! Callum defends his innocence, the ref takes the cane, and Yujiro LOW BLOWS!! The fans boo but Yujiro reels Callum in, for PIMP JUICE! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro is stunned that Callum survives! Yujiro pleads with the ref, but no, it was not a three.

Yujiro drags Callum up, reels him in, for BIG- NO, Callum wrenches out! Yujiro ROCKS Callum, runs, but Callum shoots around to chicken wing and TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Yujiro escapes but the fans fire up! Callum aims from a corner, runs Around the World, and DROPKICKS! Yujiro staggers, Callum goes up, and he roars as he springboard DOUBLE STOMPS! Then OSCUTTER!! Cover, Callum wins!

Winner: Callum Newman, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

It was a grueling first fight, but Callum was able to outpace Yujiro, and he now moves ahead! Callum faces Kenta in Korakuen Hall, will Callum continue to build momentum? Or will he #GoToSleep before the Climax?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block Qualifier First Round: YOSHI-HASHI VS Chase Owens!

The Head Hunter and the Crown Jewel have battled many times, both in the G1 and more recently, over the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions. Sadly, neither man has that gold, but they’re looking at something bigger. Will Yoshi-Hashi #GetBackUp and head for the next round? Or will he be the victim of a Jewel Heist?

The bell rings and the two circle as the fans rally up. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Chase swings Hashi around to put him on ropes. The ref counts, Chase lets off, but then he blows snot on Hashi! Chase eggs Hashi on so Hashi fires forearms! Hashi CLUBS Chase, Chase knees low and Chase TOSSES Hashi out. Hashi runs up to the apron but Chase DECKS him! Chase builds speed but Hashi dodges the dropkick! Hashi kicks low, whips, and Chase hits railing! Chase staggers away while fans applaud. Hashi goes after Chase, brings him around, and whips him into more railing! Chase staggers again while fans applaud.

The ref wants this back in the ring but Hashi lines up a shot. Chase stands, Hashi runs up, but Chase BOOTS him! Chase RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS Hashi into railing! The ref goes out to check Hashi while Chase leaves him behind. Chase opens the gate so he can snatch a fan’s Yoshi-Hashi towel! Chase sneaks that over so he can CHOKE Hashi with it! The ref sees that, reprimands, but Chase whips Hashi hard into railing! Down goes Abe-san, too! Since when was Chase copying the House of Torture? Chase storms over, brings Hashi up, and puts him in the ring. Hashi sits up, Chase runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!

The fans cheer as Hashi stays in this. Chase is annoyed and he mocks the fans as they rally up. Chase CLUBS Hashi on the neck, stomps Hashi’s hand, then brings him up to wrench and wristlock. Chase bends the fingers, then SNAPS them! The ref reprimands Chase being a Villain, but Chase stomps away in the corner. Chase then bends the fingers, and he makes Hashi flip Goto off on commentary. Chase CHOPS Hashi, CLUBS him, then RAMS into him! Chase digs in his shoulder, then lifts Hashi to RAM him in again! Hashi hobbles, Chase whips him corner to corner hard, and Hashi bounces off buckles! Chase soaks up the heat while Hashi writhes.

Chase drags Hashi up but Hashi fires body shots. Hashi CHOPS and the fans cheer! But Chase BOOTS Hashi down! Chase clutches his stinging chest, drags Hashi up, but Hashi suplexes first! The fans fire up while both men are down, and Chase goes to a corner. Hashi goes to the other, runs in corner to corner, and CHOPS! Hashi ROCKS and CHOPS and repeat on Chase! The fans fire up, the ref reprimands, but Hashi lets off with one more CHOP! Chase sits down, but he SPITS at Hashi! So Hashi CHOPS him again! Hashi whips corner to corner, Chase reverses, but Hashi comes back to run Chase over!

The fans cheer and Hashi cleans himself off. Hashi then runs up to CHOP, run again, and BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Chase stays in this but the fans rally up for Hashi. Hashi storms over to Chase, brings him up, but Chase throws body shots. Hashi eggs him on, Chase throws more shots, then a CHOP of his own! Hashi DECKS Chase and the fans fire up! Hashi goes back to a corner to catch his breath. Chase slowly goes to the other corner, Hashi runs in again, but Chase blocks the lariat to BUCKLE SHOT, STO, and SENTON! The fans fire up while both men are down! Chase runs corner to corner now to forearm smash!

Chase reels Hashi in, short arm LARIAT! Then a half nelson to GUTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Hashi stays in this and the fans fire up again! Chase is annoyed but he drags Hashi back up. Chase reels him in, but Hashi back drops free! But Chase is right back up! BLINDSIDE C-TRIGGER! Chase then wrenches, hammerlocks and JEWEL HEISTS! Cover, TWO!! Chase is furious with the ref but the ref defends his count! Chase scowls, drags Hashi up, and reels him in. Chase tucks the arms, PACKAGE- NO, Hashi flips free to CODE BREAKER! Roll up and bridge, TWO! Chase escapes but Hashi dropkicks the legs out!

The fans fire up again while both men are down! Hashi and Chase go back to corners, and both men run in! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither falls! DOUBLE LARIATS collide again, and Chase staggers back! Hashi runs corner to corner, but Chase sends him into buckles! Chase rolls Hashi up, and puts his feet on ropes! TWO!! Hashi escapes but Chase gets moving, to C- NO!! Hashi blocks the trigger! Chase fires hands but Hashi CLUBS the leg! Hashi puts the leg in ropes, to SUPERKICK! Full nelson, DRAGON SUPLEX! Chase roars and rise sup, he swats a lariat and BACK ELBOWS! Hashi roars and swings, but into a HALF ‘N’ HALF!

But Hashi is right back up! C-TRIGGER!! Hashi falls back but Chase has to sit down! The fans fire up and rally for Hashi as he stirs. Chase aims as Hashi goes to ropes, and he runs in to C-TRIGGER! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and the fans fire up again! Chase drags Hashi back up, POINT-BLANK C-TRIGGER!! Hashi flops over but Chase wants to go for the execution! Chase reels Hashi in, tucks the arms, and PACKAGE- NO! Hashi kicks and flails to fight! But Chase powers through! PACKAGE- NO, Hashi fights free with a back drop! Chase sunset flips it! But Hashi sits on it! Cover, TWO!! Even Chase has to check if he got free in time!

Chase runs, but Hashi dodges the trigger! ELBOW! CHOP! SUPERKICK! Chase roars, but into a SUPERKICK! Hashi reels Chase in for a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Chase survives and the fans fire up! Hashi rallies the fans, runs, and LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Chase is still in this but the fans fire up more! Hashi gets Chase up, full nelsons, then pump handles, KARMA!! Cover, Hashi wins!

Winner: Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Crown Jewel cracked under the pressure and now Hashi heads for Korakuen Hall! But Hashi’s friend and teammate in Chaos, Tomohiro Ishii, will be waiting! If Hashi made it through this, can he make it through the Stone Pitbull?

 

8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture!

Tetsuya Naito is preparing for the Forbidden Door and his battle with Jon Moxley, but it seems some old enemies are knocking at his door. Will Titan, Bushi & Yota Tsuji help Naito stay tranquilo? Or will Evil, Ren Narita, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Sho make sure Darkness Falls in Fukushima?

Before the match, Sho gets on the mic to sarcastically with Naito a happy birthday. As such, he says it’s cute Naito thinks he’s going to have a happy birthday at all. Sho talks trash on LIJ, too, but the fans boo. And then The House just attacks! The bell rings, the brawl is on, and while Evil, Narita & Kanemaru drag Naito, Bushi & Yota out, Sho digs his boot into Titan’s neck! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho lets off, and he drags Titan up to CLUB him down. Sho talks trash as he digs his boot into Titan’s head. Titan gets up to fire off a strike fest! SOBAT and Titan runs, but Kanemaru gets a cheap shot in!

Red Shoes reprimands, Titan swings on Kanemaru but Kanemaru avoids it. Kanemaru throws Titan down by his mask, only for Titan to kip up! PELE! Kanemaru falls, Titan gets around Sho to knuckle lock, CHOP, and he goes up and up! Titan tightrope walks but Kanemaru gets in, so Titan MISSILE DROPKICKS the Heel Master! Then DROPKICK for the Murder Machine! The fans fire up as Titan snapmares, gets a leg, and drops a leg on the knee! And then Titan drags Sho over to tag in Naito! The fans cheer as the birthday boy drags Sho up and wrenches his arm to a wristlock. Sho begs for mercy as Naito cranks the hold!

Sho reaches out, Naito keeps him from ropes, and they go around and around. Naito even teases Evil by just barely keeping Sho back from a tag! Naito grins as he brings Sho away and Bushi tags in. Bushi climbs up, Evil protests, but Bushi still gets away with the AX HANDLE! The fans cheer, and Bushi BLASTS Evil off the apron! Bushi CHOPS Sho, whips corner to corner, then runs in, but Sho dodges. Sho runs in but into the PENDULUM KICK! Bushi aims but Dick Togo anchors Bushi’s feet while Sho gets in Red Shoes’ face! Narita BOOTS Bushi down, and then the rest of the House attacks the rest of LIJ!

Narita whips Bushi into railing, Evil CHOKES Naito, Sho whips Yota! Sho and Bushi get back in the ring, even as Evil CHOKES Naito, Kanemaru CHOKES Titan, and Narita brings Yota into the crowd! The fans have to be careful, and Red Shoes reprimands, but this lets Sho CHOKE Bushi in the ring! Sho tags Kanemaru and he scrapes his foot off Bushi’s face. Kanemaru snapmares Bushi, ELBOWS him in the head, then stomps him around. The fans rally for Bushi but Kanemaru sends him into Evil’s boot! Kanemaru tags Evil, Red Shoes sees Evil has a shirt ready to use, so Evil gives that up so he can kick Bushi out of the ring.

Red Shoes is busy putting the shirt aside, so he misses Sho and Narita mugging Bushi! Narita grabs a chair, Sho stands Bushi up, and Narita JAMS Bushi! Yota protests, Narita puts Bushi in for Evil, and Evil drags Bushi up for a FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! But then someone rings the bell? Dick Togo makes the announcement and Evil even grabs Bushi’s mask cover to celebrate. Red Shoes says no, this doesn’t count in any way, shape or form. Evil says fine, and he tags Narita. Narita drags Bushi up, Bushi CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS! Narita CLAWS Bushi’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands while Narita scrapes Bushi’s face off ropes!

Red Shoes counts, Narita lets off and runs, but Bushi blocks the boot to ENZIGIRI! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Bushi crawls, but Narita stomps him down! Narita BLASTS Yota, stands Bushi up, but Bushi blocks a kick to CLUB the leg! Bushi then dropkicks the legs out, crawls for his corner, and the fans rally up! Hot tag to Yota! The fans fire up as Yota runs Narita over! Kanemaru & Sho get in to kick low then double whip, but Yota kicks Sho while he arm-drags Kanemaru! The fans fire up as Yota scoops Sho for a BACKBREAKER! Kanemaru storms up but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER!

Narita returns, kicks low and whips, but Yota reverses to scoop and BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up for the hattrick while Narita writhes! Yota gets the fans even more fired up and he smiles. Yota drags Narita up, fireman’s carries, but Narita fights free. Narita CHOKES Yota, Red Shoes reprimands, but Yota breaks free! Yota swings, Narita ducks then gets the SLEEPER! Yota endures, and he RAMS Narita into the corner! Yota sputters, but Evil sneakily unties the buckle pad! Yota runs back in and surprise! Yota runs into bare buckles! The fans boo but Narita tags Evil in. Evil & Narita split the wishbone on Narita, then Evil DECKS Naito!

Narita & Evil whip Yota to an open corner. Evil runs in but Yota BOOTS him! Narita runs in, he blocks Yota’s boot, but Yota reels Narita in to STOMP down! Evil mule kicks, runs, but into a COMPLETE SHOT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Yota crawls over, hot tag to Naito! Naito fires hands on Evil, kicks and CLUBS him, then whips. Evil reverses but Naito holds ropes. Naito BOOTS Evil, runs up and gets around, then whips to arm-drag! Evil stands, Naito RAMS into him, but Evil fights the atomic drop. Naito RAMS Evil into the corner, whips him corner to corner, then ELBOWS him! Naito snapmares and basement dropkicks!

The fans fire up as Naito poses, then he covers, TWO! Evil is still in this but Naito stays on him. Evil kicks, Naito blocks and he CLUBS the leg! Naito kicks and kicks, but Evil blocks! Kanemaru gets in to dropkick the legs out! Kanemaru & Sho hold off LIJ while Evil steps through, for the SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Naito endures, pushes up, crawls forward, but Evil sits deep on the hold! Dick pokes Naito in the eyes! But even so, Naito fights forward to the ROPEBREAK! Evil holds until Red Shoes counts 4, then Kanemaru tags in. The House sends Naito to an open corner. Sho runs in to forearm smash, then Narita adds his own!

Kanemaru runs in to elbow! Evil runs in to clothesline! Snapmare, and then Narita gets in Red Shoes’ face! Dick goes up the corner while Evil & Kanemaru hold Naito open! DICK CHOP! Kanemaru covers, TWO!! Naito survives and the fans fire up! But Kanemaru & Evil SMASH the knees! Kanemaru steps through to FIGURE FOUR! Naito endures, the fans rally, but Kanemaru thrashes around! Bushi gets in to stomp Kanemaru, but Sho kicks Bushi! Sho throws Bushi out, but Naito is still free of the leglock. Dick distracts Red Shoes, letting Kanemaru get his whiskey! The fans boo as Kanemaru aims, but Naito ducks the bottle!

Titan SHOTGUNS Kanemaru, then he BOOTS Dick! Sho kicks Titan, whips, but Titan reverses. Titan goes Matrix to then CALF KICK Sho! Evil & Narita attack, double whip, but Titan uses that to FLY out onto Sho! The fans fire up, Bushi & Yota get in! CODE BREAKER for Evil, STUNNER for Narita! Then Naito baits Kanemaru into an atomic drop! Bushi ENZIGIRIS! Yota SUPERKICKS! Bushi gives Naito a boost, TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up as Naito gets Kanemaru up, wrenches, and tilt-o-whirls, DESTINO!! Cover, LIJ wins!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by pinfall

The House of Torture tried but failed, and the night is tranquilo after all! Yota grabs the blue buckle pad and threatens Narita with it! Souled Out runs away to help the rest of The House get outta here, will they ever learn their lesson?

As for LIJ, they regroup in the ring, and naturally, Naito gets the mic. “Buenas noches, Fukushimaaa~!” The fans cheer, and Naito continues. NJPW visits the Fukushima Prefecture often, but it has been three YEARS and eight MONTHS since they were last in THE Fukushima City. Therefore, Naito thanks everyone for coming out tonight. Gracias, amigos. Naito then notes that yes, today happens to be his birthday. The fans cheer that! And Naito says he isn’t sure where she is, but his mom made the trip all the way from Tokyo just to be here tonight. The fans are surprised, but then cheer for Mama Naito.

Naito says again, he isn’t sure where she is in the crowd, but he says gracias to her. The fans applaud that, and then Naito says that in these last three years and eight months, surely there are a lot of new fans here. So, did those new people enjoy NJPW and LIJ? The fans cheer! Then, after these three years and eight months, the next time will be… Hmm. Two years? Three? Four? Just next month? Well, Naito isn’t sure. But until then, remember: Tranquilo! Assen na yo! The fans cheer, and Naito asks, “So, shall we?” The fans cheer, and Naito says if he remembers right, it has been since October of 2016, so SEVEN years and eight months, since the last time! Is everyone ready?

The only way to close out tonight’s New Japan Soul in Fukushima is of course… “Bushi, Hiromu,Takagi, Titan, Yota, y Naito! Nosotros! LOS! INGOBERRRRRNABLEEEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!” Big mic drop and LIJ is rolling forward, but they will have to do this all over again tomorrow night. Will Naito keep up the pace as he heads for Jon Moxley and the Forbidden Door?


My Thoughts:

A very good return for the New Japan Soul series here, with plenty of tune-up matches for tomorrow’s New Japan Soul and those G1 Climax qualifiers. Really good G1 Climax qualifiers tonight, though the fans were just cold for Yujiro against Callum. Good win for Callum, and he’ll have a good showing against Kenta but I don’t expect Callum to make it to the A Block prelim finals in a couple weeks. Hashi VS Chase was very good, great win for Hashi, and while they avoided Bullet Club VS Bullet Club, they’re totally giving us Chaos VS Chaos as Hashi takes on Ishii. I’m leaning towards Ishii making it through and facing Kenta in the prelim finals.

And then a really good, really fun 8 Man Tag for the main event. Naito is definitely building momentum towards his match with Moxley in just over a week, which I would hope he wins, but it doesn’t seem like there’s a clear challenger for Naito afterwards. At the same time, the G1 is next, he’s gonna be in that as champion, the round robin nature makes for at least one person getting that golden ticket win off him in like a middle round. Also happy birthday to Naito, and it was so nice to know his mom made the trip out there to spend time with him.

My Score: 8.8/10


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