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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (7/29/24)
Time to lay down the law!

He is a Visionary, he is a Revolutionary, he is the Special Guest Referee!
Before SummerSlam sees the grudge match of McIntyre VS Punk, Seth Rollins is going to give his official referee instructions tonight on Raw! Will they respect his authority?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- The Creed Brothers w/ Chad Gable VS Otis & Akira Tozawa w/ Maxxine Dupri; The Creed Brothers win.
- Sheamus VS Bronson Reed; Bronson wins.
- Carlito VS Jey Uso; Jey wins.
- Xavier Woods VS Karrion Kross w/ The Final Testament; Kross wins.
- Dominik Mysterio VS Sami Zayn; Sami wins, by disqualification.
- Six Woman Tag: Lyra Valkyria, Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS Sonya Deville, Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark; Sonya, Shayna & Zoey win.
- Finn Balor VS GUNTHER; Gunther wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Seth Rollins is here!
St. Paul, Minnesota fires up as The Visionary struts his way out in a very unique referee uniform. Are those puffy shoulders? Well, either way, Rollins goes to the ring while fans sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells St. Paul, “Welcome to Monday… Night… Rollins!” St. Paul cheers, and Rollins says he is our host for this evening’s events. Oh, St. Paul, HAHAHAHA! “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins says he is a Visionary, he is a Revolutionary, and he is Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins! The fans cheer, and Rollins says SummerSlam is just FIVE days away. Five days from the highly anticipated contest of Drew McIntyre VS CM Punk.
“And we are here tonight to lay out some rules and regulations for that contest. So without further ado, St. Paul, let’s bring out these two morons. How ’bout it? HAHAHAHA!” First is the Second City Saint, the Best in the World, CM Punk! Punk goes to stage left and high-fives the front row. Punk then goes to stage right and gets up on the road cases so he can see the fans over there. Punk blows a kiss, hops down, and finally tells us, “It’s CLOBBERIN’ time!” Punk goes down the ramp, high-fiving fans as he goes, and even high-fives the front row all along ringside. Then he steps into the ring with referee Rollins.
And now the Scottish Terminator makes his entrance! The fans boo as McIntyre takes his time walking down the ramp and into the ring. Punk keeps his eyes on McIntyre while they both get mics. St. Paul chants for “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Rollins says alright, alright, alright. There is a lot of tension here, and we’re talking rules and regulations, but we gotta get something out of the way first. This comes directly from Adam Pearce, and he says these two are NOT to even lay a finger on one another or the match for SummerSlam is off. One step further, if they touch Rollins at all, the match for SummerSlam is off.
Punk goes out of the ring to sit at commentary but Rollins tells him hey! McIntyre says he has self-control, Punk doesn’t need to be a coward. Punk isn’t scared of McIntyre or Rollins. Punk is worried about what he’ll do himself, so he’ll just be calm, cool and collected over here. Rollins say she knows Punk likes calling the shots, acting like he’s in charge, getting his way, but that is not how this is going to work, and it is not how SummerSlam will work. Rollins didn’t have to be the ref, but he volunteered since these two idiots scared off every other official back there. But hey, Rollins can go back there, take off the ref shirt, hand it to Pearce, and the whole thing’s off!
The fans boo, they want to see the match. Rollins tells Punk that he does want to see these two fight! The fans cheer that! Rollins knows McIntyre wants it, and he knows St. Paul wants it! So if Punk wants this fight, he better get his ass back in Rollins’ ring. Oh there he is, the boot-licking office boy! Punk is sure Rollins loves that he can lord this over him so enjoy it while he can. McIntyre says Rollins shouldn’t listen to Punk. Just listen to McIntyre. They don’t always like each other, but their relationship is a professional rivalry. Sometimes McIntyre’s an arse, sometimes it’s Rollins. But they just want what is best for the future of the WWE.
But Punk is not what is best! Rollins said it himself, Punk is a cancer! “Corporate Man Punk” is poisoning the minds of NXT after all the hard work of the true workhorses. And Punk is gonna screw it all up. Remember that on Saturday, Punk is the real enemy. Rollins says McIntyre is an idiot, has said a lot wrong in his life, but if there’s one thing he’s right about, is that if anyone hates Punk as much as McIntyre, it is Rollins. The thing McIntyre is overlooking is that if there’s anyone that hates McIntyre as much as Punk, it’s also Rollins. So if these two wouldn’t mind shutting up, he will get to the rules for what will be a violent masterpiece at SummerSlam!
The fans cheer, and Rollins says there is only one rule for this match. There is only one regulation! McIntyre and Punk will listen to EVERYTHING Rollins has to say! He calls the shots, he is the boss, he is the law. He counts to three when he wants. They tap out when he says they tapped out. If there’s a ring count to be done, who knows? There might not be a count, there might be a 10 count, there might be a 20 count, there might be a MILLION count! Disqualifications? Eh. Referee’s discretion. The bottom line is, if either of them get out of line, they’ve got a problem with Rollins or his rules, he’s not someone they can push around.
No, Rollins is a spiteful little bastard, and he will put their heads in the dirt! Punk says this is a hat on a hat. The way Rollins dresses, he probably likes that. Hopefully, Rollins officiates better than he dresses. Punk doesn’t believe a word of this, he thinks Rollins will be biased. If he does call it down the line, fine. If Rollins screws Punk, fine, Punk will deal with that Saturday. But one think Punk doesn’t want Rollins to do, hating each of them equally, then don’t help Punk. Punk has never needed Rollins’ help, doesn’t want it, and will never listen to Rollins.
McIntyre says Punk is worried about the wrong guy right now. Worry more about the 6’5″, 280 pound man he’s screwed over and over again! The fans cheer that! McIntyre says he hates Punk, can’t stand him, he’s like a Charles Manson type who has poisoned even the fans! They chant Punk’s name at McIntyre even at the supermarket! McIntyre has spent 7 MONTHS saying what he’s had to say. McIntyre just wanted to rough Punk up a bit at the Royal Rumble, and ended up injuring him. That was for seven months without even trying. Punk screwed McIntyre at WrestleMania, then in Scotland.
So what’s happening on Saturday? Right now, McIntyre is chill. The real enemy is the bell. When it sounds, McIntyre will violently assault Punk. McIntyre will blacken both eyes, break his jaw, and McIntyre says Rollins will have to find compassion in his soul because McIntyre isn’t stopping until Punk’s heart does. In Cleveland, that’s a stadium. McIntyre will make so much money doing something he’d do for free. Punk smirks while the fans still cheer him on. Punk says for 10 YEARS, he was absent from WWE, and the fans chanted his name. They sing Rollins’ song, they chant Punk’s name, McIntyre is the third wheel here!
The one positive from “Punk Derangement Syndrome” is that they are in his orbit. They breathe the air that Punk produces. Hopefully, McIntyre enjoyed the last 7 months. Because hurting Punk was the best thing to happen to McIntyre, but it was also the worst thing to happen to him. For all McIntyre’s accomplishments, for how big and tall he is, for how mean and strong he is, he’s STUPID, and he dumbs himself out of positions! Punk may be an enemy, but not his worst. McIntyre is his own worst enemy! And he’ll just dumb himself out of this again. Punk isn’t as big, as tall, or as fast, but he has MORE HEART!
You know what else Punk has? Punk also has the people! What does McIntyre got? McIntyre shows off the bracelet. The very one he stole from Punk. And Punk storms right up to McIntyre, but he can’t touch him. McIntyre tells Punk he has no idea what’s coming on Saturday. But could that be the same for McIntyre?
Someone trashed the Judgment Day clubhouse!
JD McDonagh says this is worse than R-Truth and jelly rolls. Carlito says they broke the PS5! Dominik asks who did this, but Rhea says duh! Read the literal writing on the wall! Liv Morgan is pissed! But hey, they can rebuild all this. But Liv can’t undo the damage Rhea’s gonna do, especially after this. Carlito asks if they are getting a new PS5. Dom says not the time. Dom and Carlito leave and Rhea asks why Carlito’s still coming around. JD says Carlito does leave a certain smell, and Rhea tells him she will end him if he jokes around. But will there be no laughing when Mami finally gets her hands on Liv?
Raw returns and…
Judgment Day is still cleaning up the mess. Dom found one black rose not all smashed. Damian Priest walks in and figures it was Liv who did this. Priest then tells Finn that while they talked before, Priest still feels he should be out there when Finn faces Gunther. Finn says no, Priest needs to focus on SummerSlam. Gunther didn’t just insult Priest last week, he insulted everyone in The Judgment Day. While they fix up the clubhouse, Finn will take care of Gunther, alone. They can also take care of Sami & Jey, right? Priest says they already took care of Sami & Jey. They’re going backwards, dealing with issues they don’t need to.
Rhea says she’s been saying the same. Well, okay, then let the others handle it. JD will handle it right now! Priest says fine, go ahead. Dom says it should be Carlito and Sami. Carlito says way ahead of you. He’ll go talk with Adam Pearce. Caribbean Cool heads out, but will he be able to take down the Intercontinental Champion?
The Creed Brothers w/ Chad Gable VS Otis & Akira Tozawa w/ Maxxine Dupri!
Julius & Brutus rather surprisingly replaced the tree trunk and the Stamina Monster in “Master Gable’s” Alpha Academy, but now they’ll have it out in the ring! Will Gable’s new students make an example out of the old? Or will Otis & Tozawa prove they no longer need Gable’s drama?
We return to the ring as Gable leads The Creeds to the ring for their entrance. The teams sort out and Otis starts against Julius. The bell rings and Julius runs up to ROCK Otis! Julius fires off, puts Otis in the corner, but Otis fights back! Julius CLUBS Otis, Brutus tags in, and the brothers mug Otis. The fans rally for Otis but Brutus tags Julius back in. They double whip but Otis breaks the double clothesline to CLOBBER both Creeds! Brutus tumbles out, Otis tags Tozawa. Tozawa climbs, Otis ROCKET LAUNCHES him at Julius! Cover, TWO! Maxxine cheers Tozawa, but Julius suplexes Tozawa while sitting down!
Julius tags Brutus, and Julius GUT WRENCH SLAMS Brutus onto Tozawa! Cover, TWO! Brutus drags Tozawa, suplexes, but Tozawa kicks free! Tozawa SOBATS, spins, slides under, then SCREW KICKS! The fans fire up, Tozawa runs in, but Brutus puts him outside! Tozawa GAMANGIRIS, goes up and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Brutus tumbles out. Tozawa builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Brutus! Tozawa hurries to put Brutus back in! Tozawa climbs, but Julius drags Brutus out! Tozawa drops down, but Brutus gets in to LARIAT! The fans boo, Gable fist bumps The Creeds, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Brutus hoist Tozawa up. Tozawa fights the fireman’s carry, but Brutus keeps him from the corner Brutus whips, but Tozawa SATELLITE DDTS! The fans are thunderous as Otis rises up! Hot tags to Julius and Otis! #FreeOtis rallies on Julius with LARIAT after LARIAT! Then he rolls past Julius to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Otis ELBOWS Julius in a corner, then POSTS him! Otis says “SUCK IT!” then he revs up the- NO, Gable gets on the apron! Otis swipes at Gable, Julius runs up, but Otis catches him! POWERSLAM, and off comes the shirt! Free souvenir for a fan, and then the CATERPILLAR ELBOW hits!
Otis isn’t done, he goes up the corner! But Brutus CLUBS him first! Brutus climbs, the fans boo, but Otis TOSSES Brutus away! Gable gets up but Otis DECKS him! The Creeds mug Otis and go up top together! The fans boo but they hit a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Cover, The Creeds win!
Winners: The Creed Brothers, by pinfall
Gable’s new number one guys come through for him, but now they sit Otis up! Gable gets in Otis’ face and says GABLE is the only reason Otis was ever anything! Tozawa gets in, Brutus DECKS him! Gable has an ANKLE LOCK on Otis! Maxxine JUMPS on Gable! Gable shrugs Maxxine off, and says Maxxine should’ve also listened. But then Maxxine SLAPS Gable! The fans fire up and Maxxine stands her ground! Gable storms up on her, but then the lights start turning off! Maxxine gets the boys outta there, because the fireflies are out! The piano starts playing and Gable’s group is on the defensive!
The fog rolls in, the light shines, and here come the Wyatt Sick6! Ramblin’ Rabbit, Mercy the Buzzard, Huskus the Pig Boy, they all storm down to ringside. They get up on the apron, they stare Gable & The Creeds down, and the fans fire up again! Masks off, and reveal! It’s Erick Rowan, Dexter Lumis & Joe Gacy! Gable turns around, NIKKI CROSSBODY! Down goes Gable, and then Gacy & Lumis DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM the Creeds! Lumis runs, gets a boost from Gacy, POP-UP BOMB SENTON COMBO! The fans are losing their minds as now Rowan has a go! DOUBLE CROSSBODY from the Wyatt OG!
And then, as Gable stumbles his way up the ramp, trying to run away, “There you are~!” Uncle Howdy, or rather Bo Dallas, stands in his way! Gable runs away through the backside of the stage, and Bo laughs into the night. They’re here, who have they to fear?
Carlito returns to the clubhouse.
So did he get the match? Yes, it is official. When is Carlito’s match with Sami then? What? No, the match is Dom VS Sami. What?! No, Carlito was supposed to handle Sami! Oh, Carlito thought Dom… Oops. Rhea says fine, Dom can handle Sami. And now that Carlito is free, he can take Jey, right? Carlito says he’d have to oil up but- Rhea says this is Carlito’s mess, time to clean it up. Carlito sighs and says he’ll go back to Pearce. Rhea says good. And Carlito has to handle Jey alone. Carlito sighs again then leaves. Is Carlito ever gonna catch a break?
Sheamus VS Bronson Reed!
The Celtic Warrior already had a run-in with the Colossal Aussie, but clearly the fighting is far from over! Will Sheamus be able to deliver another banger against Big Bad Bronson? Or will this be when he’s washed away by a Tsunami?
The bell rings and the fans rally for the big meaty men! They RAM and RAM then fire haymakers back and forth! Sheamus gets the edge, whips corner to corner, but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs in, Sheamus dodges and Bronson hits buckles! Sheamus jumps on for a SLEEPER! Bronson RAMS him into buckles, then ROCKS him! And CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Sheamus dodges the next chop to body shot and UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT! Sheamus reels Bronson in but Bronson HEADBUTTS! Bronson whips, Sheamus KICKS then runs, to LARIAT Bronson up and out! The fans fire up with The Fella!
Sheamus goes out to then climb up! SUPER FLYING LARIAT takes down Bronson! The Fella is even more fired up, and then he runs up, but Bronson SAMOAN DROPS him onto the desk! Bronson roars, the fans boo, but Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Sheamus fights up while in a chinlock. Sheamus fires body shots then UPPERCUTS! Sheamus runs, but Bronson LARIATS him down! Bronson looms over Sheamus, talks trash on him, then stands him up. Bronson says Sheamus ain’t got it anymore. But Sheamus gets mad! Sheamus blocks Bronson’s lariat to LARIAT, LARIAT, and LARIAT again! Sheamus winds up, short arm LARIAT! Bronson drops to a knee, but now Bronson roars! Fireman’s carry, but Sheamus slips free! Sheamus KNEES Bronson down! Cover, TWO! Bronson stays in this but Sheamus stays on him, with a fireman’s carry!
Bronson fights that off, then shoves Sheamus to a corner. Bronson runs in but into a BOOT! Sheamus skins the cat to the top rope! Sheamus then aims to FLYING- NO, Bronson dodges the lariat to fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives and the fans fire up! Bronson snarls, thinks on what he has to do, and he drags Sheamus to a drop zone. Bronson climbs, the fans rally for Sheamus, and Sheamus rises! Sheamus fires haymakers on Bronson! Sheamus climbs, brings Bronson up, and that feat of strength alone is wild! But now, SUPER WHITE NOISE!! Cover, TWO?!?
The fans cannot believe it! Bronson survives that landing, and both men are down! Bronson rolls away, Sheamus pushes himself up. Sheamus sees Bronson on the apron, and Sheamus storms up on him! Sheamus clamps on for BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN, then goes past that for SIXTEEN before the ref backs him off! Bronson flounders, gets stuck in ropes, but the ref manages to free that leg. Sheamus powers up, but here comes Pete Dunne! SHILLELAGH SHOT?!?! The ref missed it all but the fans saw it! The fans boo but Bronson grins as he goes to the corner!
Bronson climbs, Dunne is hiding, and the TSUNAMI hits!! Cover, Bronson wins!
Winner: Bronson Reed, by pinfall
The Bruiserweight gives Bronson the assist, then just shrugs. Dunne’s starting trouble wherever he’s going, will it all catch up to him soon enough?
Damian Priest speaks.
“There’s been a lot of talk about my past. How I was raised, how I lived on the street. And all this talk is coming from the one guy who has no understand, has no idea of what that’s like. Here’s a guy, Gunther, who grew up with ‘Here you go’s.'” You want the best training? Here you go. A group of people to tell you how great you are? Here you go. But what Gunther doesn’t have is what could never be handed to him: heart. Gunther says Priest is street trash? That translates to him being a Puerto Rican badass, so yes, he is! To Priest, Gunther is just some feat of European ingenuity. AKA, Gunther’s an a-hole!
The WWE ring is about salvation, for people to forget about their past. But this Saturday, it becomes the streets, and Gunther’s ass is gonna get mugged. Priest will rob Gunther of this idea that he can take the world title from Priest. Priest lived to fight for everything he got, and now he’s willing to die for everything he has. Is Gunther? Welcome to Priest’s neighborhood, “General.” El Campeon is ready to bring out The Punisher, will the King of the Ring survive?
Bron Breakker speaks.
“I don’t care to talk down on Sami Zayn. Hell, I don’t even dislike Sami Zayn. He’s at the top of his game, at the top of his profession: stand-up comedy. See, at Money in the Bank, I didn’t take him seriously. I thought I was fighting a stand-up comic, I put my hands behind my back. I didn’t take him seriously, and y’know what? That’s on me. Rookie mistake. But it made me realize the difference between me and Sami Zayn. See, Sami Zayn has already accepted the fact that he’s going to lose at SummerSlam. There’s nowhere for Sami to run any longer, because he’s preparing for a life after WWE. Preparing for a life after Bron Breakker.
“Sami Zayn and Friends? Hahaha… You’ve seen it. They promote it every single week here on Monday Night Raw. And while you, Sami, tell jokes for your preparation, I’ve been in the gym, hungry, training, like a dog. Redefining the words effort, attitude, and toughness. And it’ll be on full display this Saturday at SummerSlam, when the joke is on you, and the Intercontinental Championship will be on me.” Cleveland is all about the Dog Pound, will Bron leave Sami black ‘n’ blue in the home of the Browns?
Carlito VS Jey Uso!
Finn Balor says there’s a mess to be cleaned up, so Caribbean Cool has to do his part. Will he spit in the face of Main Event Jey? Or will Jey just YEET Carlito right back to the clubhouse?
Raw returns and Carlito makes his entrance. The bell rings and Carlito runs up on Jey! Jey dodges to SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Carlito is still in this but also in a daze. The fans rally while Jey bails out. Fans “YEET!” with Jey and he builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Carlito, the fans “YEET!” more and Jey drags Carlito up. Jey puts Carlito in the ring, brings him back up, and ROCKS him with a right hand. Jey fires more hands, the fans “YEET!” and Carlito sits down. Jey lets off to “YEET!” Jey storms back up but Carlito POSTS him! Jey flops to the apron, Carlito drags him up and onto ropes, for a DRAPING NECKBREAKER!
Jey flounders, Carlito soaks up the heat, then covers, TWO! Jey is still in this, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and Carlito has Jey down with a motorcycle stretch. Jey fights up, stomps Carlito’s foot, then mule kicks! And UPPERCUTS! Jey runs, but into a fireman’s carry! T K O! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Jey goes to a corner, and Carlito frowns. Carlito runs in corner to corner, but Jey dodges the splash! Jey ROCKS Carlito again and again, “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey pops, locks ‘n’ puts some stank on the HAYMAKER! Carlito staggers, into a kick! Carlito blocks, spins Jey, but the DRAGON WHIP hits! Carlito flops to a corner, Jey throws off the armband, then says “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey runs in, Carlito puts him on the apron!
Jey GAMANGIRIS Carlito, goes up, and leaps, but Carlito dodges! Jey keeps moving, but Carlito SPINEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Carlito rains down fists on Jey, but lets off while the fans boo. Carlito goes to a corner, and he grabs his green apple! The fans are torn as Carlito takes a big bite. Carlito chews it up, but Jey rolls Carlito up! TWO!! Jey dodges Carlito, then SPEARS! The apples go flying, Jey covers, Jey wins!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall
Carlito just makes more of a mess with those chunks of apple everywhere! But will Dom at least do better against Sami? Or will this problem the Judgment Day has only grow bigger and bigger?
Backstage interview with Zelina Vega.
Jackie Redmond is with La Muneca, and notes that Zelina won big over Zoey Stark, despite the bad arm. Jackie has to ask, how is the arm? Zelina feels better now. But she was lucky to have Lyra, Katana & Kayden backing her up. But at the same time, “Team Forehead” had to stack the deck against Zelina. Zelina needed that, though. What was done to Zelina created her, and reminded her of just who the hell she is. Zelina Vega is a threat in this division, and they know it. But then Shayna, Zoey & Sonya walk over. A threat, huh? Well, it took three women to beat Zoey so… Where are they now?
Sonya says let’s se who is a threat. But Zelina fires first! That only gets her mugged, and then Shayna grabs the bad arm! Shayna BOOTS the arm against the wall! Producers and refs hurry over, did Shayna just reinjure Zelina’s arm back to zero percent? Will The Morrigan & KC Squared make Sonya’s squad pay for it?
Raw returns as Zelina is checked by medical.
Lyra, Kayden & Katana are also there, and they promise they’ll get payback. Will Zelina be out of action much longer this time?
Backstage interview with The Miz.
Cathy Kelley is with The Hollywood A-Lister, and he has a very special announcement regarding SummerSlam. The Miz says that’s right! Live from Cleveland, SummerSlam will be hosted by The Miz! That’s right, he is hosting in his house of Cleveland, Ohio! R-Truth walks in and asks what’s up. WWE brought back In Your House? That’s what’s up! No, Miz is just saying Cleveland is “his house,” it’s just a saying. Doesn’t Miz live in LA, though? Yes, but he grew up in Cleveland. Then how is he going to host SummerSlam in his house, in Cleveland? No, he just is hosting SummerSlam. Whachu talkin’ bout, Miz?
Miz is in Cleveland, hosting SummerSlam, simple as that. Okay, then he has to have party favors, hors d’oeuvres, and Truth will bring ice. No, Miz isn’t doing any of that. Then he’s a bad host. Miz isn’t a bad host! Truth says he’s got this, #SayLess. So no hors d’oeuvres? NO! There are not hors d’oeuvres. Who even wants hors d’oeuvres? Truth and Cathy do. Okay fine, Miz will bring hors d’oeuvres. Is Miz going to be in over his head trying to host SummerSlam in his hometown?
Xavier Woods VS Karrion Kross w/ The Final Testament!
The New Day has been through quite a lot, but Woods is still standing! Will he use all that Power of Positivity to hold it down? Or will Doomsday make him #FallAndPray?
But as Kross steps in the ring, he also grabs a mic. Kross says he has something he wants to address. Kross was just notified that Kofi Kingston reinjured his shoulder during the Japan tour, and that’s why he’s not here tonight. Does anyone really believe that? Kross thinks Kofi’s skipping town because one: the whole world isn’t revolving around him anymore, it’s revolving around Woods, and Kofi can’t stand that; and two: no one wants to be in the hellhole of Minnesota. The fans boo but Kross says he’ll give Woods a way out of this beating. Just a couple things. One: Woods needs to join The Final Testament! And two: Tell the kids at home that the Power of Positivity was always a lie.
The fans boo but Kross says one more thing, it is important to Kross. Woods needs to tell Kofi that he should’ve retired after losing the WWE Championship after just six seconds. Woods DECKS Kross! The bell rings and Woods rains down fists! Kross pushes free, Woods runs up to LARIAT Kross up and out! Woods builds speed, and he WRECKS Kross with a dropkick! The fans fire up with Woods as he storms up on Kross, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Kross has Woods down with a SLEEPER! The fans rally, Woods fights up and fires body shots! Woods CLUBS Kross, CLUBs him more, but Kross knees low! Kross whips Woods to a corner, runs in, and LARIATS, ELBOWS and ROLLING ELBOWS! Kross says Woods is dead! Kross brings Woods up for an EXPLODER! Woods flounders, Kross soaks up the heat, and then he covers, TWO! Kross says Woods should’ve just joined him. He says New Day is dead, and Woods is the worst King of the Ring ever! Kross is trying to help Woods, “you piece of trash!” But Woods fires haymakers and CHOPS!
Woods CHOPS, JABS, and repeat! The fans fire up as Woods just keep son firing shots! Woods whips, Kross reverses but Woods ducks ‘n’ dodges to slide and ROLLING ELBOW! The fans fire up, Woods runs in at the corner, forearm SMASH! Woods then brings Kross out, but Kross wrenches and fireman’s carries! Woods slips free, O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Woods ends up in ropes, Akam gets a cheap shot! The fans boo but Kross pump handles for a scoop, only for Woods to slip free! SUPERKICK! Kross staggers, swings, but Woods dodges to DIVE onto Akam! Woods gets payback, then he baits Rezar in! Rezar runs up, but is sent into POST!
Woods hurries back up, he GAMANGIRIS Kross down! Woods goes up, and MACHO- FLOPS! Kross laughs as he avoids the elbow. Then FINAL PRAYER! Cover, Kross wins!
Winner: Karrion Kross, by pinfall
Scarlett celebrates with Kross, and the rest of The Final Testament steps inside. They all stand over Woods, but will they ever convince him to stand with them?
Backstage interview with Sami Zayn.
Jackie is with the Great Liberator, noting that while he’s moments away from facing Dominik Mysterio, he is also just days away from defending the Intercontinental Championship against Bron Breakker. What is his reaction to Bron’s comments from earlier tonight? Sami says it’s funny Bron thinks Sami is going to lose this match just because he’s got a comedy show the night before. But if Sami remembers correctly, he did that in Toronto and he still beat Bron. Bron even said it himself that Bron lost because he took it as a forgone conclusion that he was just gonna destroy Sami and get the title, just like that. Bron underestimated Sami.
And clearly, Bron isn’t doing that anymore. Sami knows Bron will take every chance to jump him from behind. Even last week, when Sami finally gets a moment, shares a moment with his Uce, his dawg, Jey Uso. Reunited in the ring, and yet again, a cheap shot from Bron. So spear after spear, fine. Bron’s young and hungry, that’s fine. But this time around, Sami’s attitude is different, too. This isn’t about teaching the young guy about respect, or teaching him some lesson. This is about kicking his ass at SummerSlam! And as far as Judgment Day goes, Sami will handle business right now. Sami heads out, will he be rolling into his next defense?
Liv Morgan speaks.
“Do you know how it feels to have your heart ripped out? It takes your breath away. It feels like you can barely even breathe. I would’ve done anything for you, Dominik. I put you on a pedestal. I treated you like the man I thought that you were. But you’re not a man.” Liv burns the pictures of them together (mostly just screenshots from Monday Night Raw). Liv says Dom is just Rhea’s little b*tch. She wants to take back every tear that she wasted on Dom, but she can’t. So all she can do now is make his and Rhea’s lives a living hell. At SummerSlam, Liv will complete her revenge tour when she beats Rhea and leaves Dom with whatever’s left of Mami.
Meanwhile, Liv will be standing in the ring, with her arm raised as she hears those three little words: “Women’s World Champion. Watch me.” Hell hath now fury like a woman scorned, is Dom going to regret choosing Rhea’s side?
Dominik Mysterio VS Sami Zayn!
Raw returns and Dom makes his entrance alone. The bell rings and the two step forward. Dom sidesteps the tie-up to soak up heat on the corner. The ref has Sami stay back, Dom hops down, and the two feel things out. Dom kicks low, wrenches to wristlock, but Sami spins and wrenches to WRING Dom out! Sami clamps onto the arm, drags Dom up, but Dom powers Sami to a corner. Dom throws hands, stomps away, but Sami hits back with haymakers! Sami whips, Dom holds ropes then bails out. The fans boo but Dom wants a timeout. There are no timeouts, and Sami chases Dom! They go around the ring, into the ring, then Sami hurdles to TOSS Dom out!
The fans fire up as Sami mule kicks from the apron. Then Sami ARABIAN PRESS SAULTS! Down goes Dom and the fans fire up while Raw goes to break!
Raw returns again and the fans rally, but Dom stomps away on Sami! The fans chant “DOM, YOU SUCK!” but he CLUBS away on Sami. Dom wraps on a chinlock, leans on the hold, but Sami fights up. The fans rally, Sami RAMS Dom into a corner, then RAMS him again and again. Sami is free of the chinock, btu Dom elbows him back. Dom then hops up to TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Sami goes to ropes, but Dom fires hands. Sami shakes his head, Dom throws body shots then another haymaker. Dom whips, Sami goes up and over, then LARIATS! The fans fire up as Sami goes to a corner.
Dom rises up, runs in, but into an ELBOW! Sami goes up, FALLING AX HANDLE! The fans fire up again and Sami waits on Dom. Dom swings, into a BLUE THUNDER- NO, Dom fights that with elbows! Dom suplexes, Uno Amigo! Dom drags Sami up to suplex again, Dos Amigos! The fans boo but Dom brings Sami up again, THREE AMIGOS! Dom then goes to a corner, climbs up, and FROG SPL- NO, Sami moves! Dom rolls through, runs back up, but into a CORNER EXPLODER! Sami goes to the far corner and the fans fire up! But wait, here comes Carlito & JD McDonagh! Sami has them stay back, but DOm rolls Sami uP! TWO!!
Sami escapes but Dom CLUBS him! Dom reels Sami in, but Sami back drops free before any amigos! Carlito gets up, Sami DECKS him! JD gets up, Sami DECKS him, too! Dom DROPKICKS Sami onto ropes! Dom dials it up, but Sami LARIATS first! The call disconnected, and Sami hits the BLUE THUDNER BOMB! Cover, JD & Carlito attack!!
Winner: Sami Zayn, by disqualification
The fans boo but Judgment Day mugs Sami! They stomp away on Sami at the ropes, but here comes Jey! Jey baits Carlito in, DUMPS him out, then he runs to SPEAR JD! The fans fire up, Dom runs up, but Jey TOSSES him! Jey builds speed and he FLIES! Down goes Judgment Day! Sami rises, nods, but then BRON CLOBBERS SAMI! The fans boo but the Big Bad Booty Nephew is doing just as Sami knew he would! Bron builds speed, but Sami BOOTS him first!! Sami and Bron goes to corners, Bron runs up, into a CORNER EXPLODER! Sami storms to the other corner and takes aim! But Bron bails out!
The fans boo but Sami dares Bron to get back in! Bron snarls, storms in, but then Sami BOOTS him back out! Sami stands tall in St. Paul, but will he pull off another underdog victory in Cleveland?
The Wyatt Sick6 share another video.
This week’s “session” has Dexter Lumis in the chair. “A man just looking for mercy. They built their empire next to the sea, and laughed as they watched you drown. But there’s freedom in sinking. Look at what you’ve become! Tell me, brother… Tell me. What should they do when the buzzards start circling? What should they do?” Lumis looks at the camera, and says “RUN!” Will there be no mercy for those Lumis and the Wyatts now target?
Chad Gable & The Creeds talk with Adam Pearce.
Gable says once again, he is doing everyone’s jobs. He figured out the identities of the other members of the Wyatt 6. Joe Gacy, Dexter Lumis, and Erick Rowan. Pearce says he knows that, they’re all still under WWE contract. Oh, okay, so then they can compete? Generally, that’s how that works. What is Gable’s point? His point is that next week, on Raw, he and the Creeds VS “those three freaks” in a Six Man Tag. Pearce hopes they’re sure that’s what they want. It is. Make it happen. Then consider it official. Gable & The Creeds head out, and Pearce says, “Be careful what you wish for.” The Wyatts may be disturbing, but is Gable the one that’s crazy wanting this fight?
Rhea Ripley speaks.
“Liv Morgan. You wanna burn and break things that don’t belong to you. You so badly, so badly wanna be the victim in your little revenge tour fantasy. But that’s all it is: a fantasy. The reality is, that this Saturday at SummerSlam, your little revenge tour, it comes to an end. There’s no more running, there’s no more hiding, there’s no more manipulating. You thought that I was brutal the last time I attacked your shoulder? But that’s what happened after I warned you multiple times to stay out of my business. Now, now you’ve not only taken three months of my career by injuring my shoulder, touché by the way, but you’ve taken my championship.
“You’ve tried to manipulate my family, MY Latino Heat. You so badly want me to be the demon in your little fantasy dream. But at SummerSlam, it’s time that I get MY revenge.” Mami has spoken, will she demolish what is left of Liv’s broken heart?
Six Woman Tag: Lyra Valkyria, Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS Sonya Deville, Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark!
Lyra’s learning how to let loose thanks to the party girls, but this isn’t about having fun. The Morrigan & KC Squared want to humble the newest bullies on the block. But will they avenge Zelina Vega? Or will Deville and her dangerous new crew ruin everyone’s good time?
Raw returns and Sonya’s squad makes their entrance. The trios sort out, Sonya starts against Lyra, and the two tie up. They go around, Sonya pulls hair but the ref reprimands. Lyra chinbars, but so does Sonya. Lyra powers Sonya into a headlock, but Sonya powers up and out. Lyra slides under to RAM Sonya, then she reels Sonya in, Sonya wrenches out, then ROCKS Lyra! Sonya KNEES Lyra, whips her to the corner, then tags Shayna. They mug Lyra, then Zoey tags in. Shayna wrenches to hold Lyra up, and Zoey MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Zoey drags Lyra up, scoops but Lyra slips free.
Lyra sends Zoey into buckles, then wrenches to WRING her out! Lyra clamp onto the arm, brings Zoey over, and tags in Katana. Katana tags Kayden, Lyra sends Zoey into the corner, then sends Kayden. Kayden SPLASHES, then she and Lyra set up so Katana can run up, PARTY IN MOTION! Zoey flops out of the ring, Katana helps Kayden go up and out to the apron! Lyra tags in, Kayden dodges Zoey to SUPERKICK! Then Lyra runs to WRECK Zoey with a dropkick! The fans cheer as Lyra, Kayden & Katana are vibing, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and Lyra fights out of a chinlock. But Sonya RAMS her into the corner! Sonya fires hands, tags in Shayna, and they mug Lyra. Shayna stomps away, Sonya tags back in. Sonya drags Lyra up to fire body shots again and again, then lets off as the ref counts. Sonya runs up but Lyra BOOTS her! Lyra ELBOWS Shayna, ELBOWS Zoey, then goes up and over Sonya as she returns! Lyra hurries but Sonya grabs her legs! Sonya drags Lyra back, Lyra BOOTS her away, hot tag to Kayden! Kayden runs up dodges Shayna, and DECKS Kayden! ROUNDHOUSE for Sonya, leg trip for Shayna! BUZZSAW!
Kayden CLOBBERS Shayna again and again, and the fans fire up! Kayden brings Shayna up for fast hands but Shayna shoves her back. Kayden runs back up to ROCK Shayna! Kayden whips Shayna, Shayna reverses, but Kayden wheelbarrows. Victory roll, and SUPERKICK! The fans fire up as Kayden storms up on Shayna. Kayden springboard LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Kayden runs side to side, but Shayna dodges! Shayna KNEES Kayden down, and she tags in Zoey! Zoey reels Kayden in, ALLEY- RANA! Kayden then baits Shayna and TOSSES her! Zoey SUPERKICKS but Katana tags in! Kayden ELBOWS Zoey while Katana tags Lyra.
Kayden gives Katana a lift, then a TOSS, CODE BREAKER! Lyra is there to gut wrench and POWERBOMB! Cover, Shayna breaks it! Sonya adds a KNEE! Zoey covers, Kayden SUPERKICKS her! Katana jumps in, KC Squared TOSS Shayna & Sonya! They drag Lyra to safety, then Kayden tags in. Kayden drags Zoey up, tags Katana back in. Katana goes up, but Sonya trips Kayden! No After Party yet, and Shayna gets on the apron. Katana BOOTS her away, but then Zoey gets up! Zoey grabs at Katana, but Katana turns toss into victory roll! TWO!! Zoey KNEES Katana, then drags her up! Z 360!! Cover, Deville’s crew wins!
Winners: Sonya Deville, Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark, by pinfall
A dangerous trios indeed, but wait! Damage CTRL is back! The Japan tour has reinvigorated them, and now Iyo Sky, Kairi Sane & Dakota Kai storm the ring! DMG CTRL dodges Deville and her team, to then BOOT, DROPKICK and DECK them all! The fans fire up, and Iyo goes up top! ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto them all!! Iyo then joins Kairi & Dakota in the ring to stand tall. Just who runs Raw? Perhaps these trios will have to fight it out and find out!
Gunther speaks.
Sometime before the show, Der Ring General went to the empty bleachers to say, “Last week, I offered Damian Priest the easy way out for the second time in a row. And his reaction was a reaction of a weak man. A reaction of a man who doesn’t have control over his own emotions. But that’s okay. Damian Priest doesn’t have to pretend anymore, because I exposed him for what he is: an emotional wannabe that abuses this great business as a cure for his childhood trauma.” Gunther says as far as tonight, Finn Balor is someone he used to look up to. Finn used to be one of the greatest pro-wrestlers in the world. And he still is, as he is World Tag Team Champion.
But let’s be honest. They both know Finn was destined for much greater things. But ever since he decided to surround himself with “those Judgment Day weirdos,” Finn became just like them: street trash. It will be Gunther’s pleasure tonight to find out how much of that old Finn Balor is still left. And as for Priest, know this: Gunther will never forgive Priest for abusing this great sport to cover up his pathetic existence. After SummerSlam, Priest and the rest of the world will forever remember the day when Der Ring General “saved this great sport and the World Heavyweight Championship.”
Backstage interview with Damage CTRL.
Cathy catches Iyo, Kairi & Dakota as they return backstage, and brings up that quick brawl out there with “the group that claims to be in control of Raw” while they were away. Iyo gets upset and says in Japanese that DMG CTRL are the ones who run Raw! Kairi adds her own comments in Japanese, and that WWE belongs to DMG CTRL. Dakota says the only reason Sonya and them have been “running the place” is because DMG CTRL was gone. Now that they’re back, it is time to reestablish a certain order of things. In fact, how about this? Dakota calls out Sonya for a match next week! Let’s see how long that little social club lasts after Dakota cuts the head off the snake.
DMG CTRL heads out, is #CobraKai going to leave Deville snakebit when Raw rolls into Baltimore?
Judgment Day regroups in the clubhouse.
Between Carlito and Dom each taking a loss, Rhea says, “What did you expect?” Carlito wants to point out that he was left alone out there but then they helped Dom. Rhea says she said this was gonna happen. JD says they can’t let Jey & Sami walk all over them. Finn says hold on, Rhea is right. They got themselves into this mess together. Let’s wait until after SummerSlam to get out of the mess together. Rhea says yeah, time to focus. And she’ll just put it out there… If Finn does need help with Gunther, they’ve got him. Just say the word.
Finn asks how many times they gotta go over this. At SummerSlam, Rhea is going it alone against Liv, and Priest is going it alone against Gunther. So tonight, he’s gotta step up and go it alone. Unless they don’t think he’s good enough. No, it’s not like that. Their problem is Gunther. They don’t trust that Gunther won’t try something stupid. But as his brother in arms, Priest knows Finn can handle Gunther. Go out there and show him who Finn Balor is. Finn says as Priest’s brother, he’ll soften up Gunther for Priest on Saturday.
They fist bump, JD helps Finn prepare, and the team is confident. But will the Prince be able to put a dent in the King of the Ring? Or will he be made into an example?
Finn Balor VS GUNTHER!
Raw returns and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Gunther hits a headlock takeover. Finn headscissors, Gunther kips free but Finn goes for the headlock. Gunther blocks the takeover, lifts Finn, but Finn hits a flying takeover! Gunther scrambles up, powers up but can’t power out as Finn holds tight. Gunther puts Finn in a corner, the ref counts, and Finn lets go. Gunther swings, misses, and Finn CHOPS! Gunther snarls, so Finn CHOPS! Gunther eggs him on so Finn CHOPS! Gunther CHOPS and Finn falls! Gunther hauls Finn up, but Finn fights the bomb! Finn powers up and back drops! Gunther sunset flips, but Finn rolls through to basement dropkicks!
Finn fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs to KICK Gunther in the side! Finn then stomps at the ropes, the ref counts, and Finn stops at 4. Gunther stands, Finn runs back in but into a BOOT! The fans boo but Gunther paces around while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and Gunther looms over Finn. Gunther brings Finn up to scoop and SLAM! Finn grits his teeth while writhing, and Gunther says he’s gong to become champion. But Finn CHOPS, and CHOPS and CHOPS! But Gunther CHOPS Finn down again! Gunther hauls Finn up to hit a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Finn stays in this but Gunther stays on him with a CHOP! Gunther turns Finn over into a BOSTON CRAB! Finn endures, the fans rally, and Finn fights his way over! Finn has the ROPEBREAK! Gunther lets go quickly, and he drags Finn up into a corner. Gunther CLUBS Finn, then puts him up top.
Gunther SLAPS Finn on the back, but Finn throws elbows! Gunther CHOPS Finn on the back, then climbs up behind him! Gunther brings Finn up for a SUPER- CROSSBODY! Finn turns things around in time and both men are down! The fans fire up while Gunther sputters. Gunther slowly rises, as does Finn. They both stand, and Finn BOOTS Gunther! Finn ducks a chop to CHOP back! Finn fires forearms and body shots, but Gunther scoops! Finn slips free, into the EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Finn aims from a corner. Gunther rises, but he dodge the slingblade to have a SLEEPER!
Finn endures, Gunther drags him back up but Finn arm-drags free! Gunther CHOPS! SLEEPER!! Finn flails, fans rally, and Gunn leans on the hold! Finn fades, Gunther spins him around and POWER- SATELLITE DDT! Finn turns things around, runs and LARIATS, but Gunther stays up! Finn keeps moving, Gunther LARIATS back! Cover, TWO! Finn survives but both men are down. The fans rally up more as the two men stir. Finn and Gunther slowly rise, but Gunther stands first. Gunther kicks Finn, Finn CHOPS! Gunther CHOPS! Finn staggers, but he SLAPS! Gunther CHOPS, Finn SLAPS, back and forth!
The shots keep going, Finn CHOPS, Gunther UPPERCUTS! Gunther reels Finn in to POWER- NO, Finn slips free, duck sunder and comes back, SLINGBLADE! Gunther falls and Finn takes aim! The fans fire up as Finn runs in, but into a SLEEPER! REAR NAKED- NO, Finn rolls out of the body scissors to DOUBLE STOMP! Finn trips Gunther, and DOUBLE STOMPS again! Gunther sputters, Finn hurries to DOUBLE STOMP again! Finn aims from a corner, runs in, SHOTGUN! Gunther hits buckles then falls! Finn hurries up the corner while fans fire up! COUP DE- NO, Gunther moves! SLEEPER!! Finn flails but Gunther squeezes tight!
Finn is fading, but he finds a second wind! So Gunther reels him in and lifts, POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! Finn survives so it’s back to the SLEEPER!! Finn flails, reaches out, but he’s fading again! Gunther leans on the hold, Finn gets a third wind! The fans rally as Finn rises up, and he pries at Gunther’s arms! Finn ELBOW BREAKERS one, but Gunther just clamps on with the other! Finn is back down, the ref checks him! Finn is OUT, Gunther wins!!
Winner: Gunther, by submission
The King of the Ring got a fight out of The Prince, but then he CLAMPS THE SLEEPER BACK ON!! Gunther wants to humiliate and hurt Finn as a message to Priest! But here comes El Campeon! The fans fire up as Priest runs in, and he fires off hands on Gunther! They brawl, the fans fire up, and Priest DECKS Gunther! Gunther bails out but Priest pursues to fire off more hands! Gunther RAMS Priest into barriers, Priest pushes him back and ROCKS him with haymaker after haymaker! They go around ringside, Priest CHUCKS Gunther over the desk! The fans are thunderous as Priest rains down fists on the desk!
Gunther can only guard as Priest stomps at him! Gunther staggers, Priest LEAPS onto him! Priest stomps away against the barriers, this is that street mugging he promised! He throws Gunther into the Prime hydration station! Gunther and cart tumble, Gunther tries to get away, but Priest HAMMERS him on the barriers! The Punisher is giving Gunther what he deserves already, but will Gunther still get what he wants at SummerSlam?
My Thoughts:
A great Raw as the go-home for SummerSlam here, but with quite a bit more prepared for next week’s aftermath episode. Great tag match of Otis & Tozawa VS The Creeds, with Gable of course cheating to help the now Heel Creeds. At the same time, great appearance by Wyatt Sick6, great team combo from Lumis and Gacy, and I again enjoyed Gable being arrogant, thinking he figured out some secret that the Wyatts gave up willingly. As I figured, a Six Man Tag is happening and it’ll be next week, not at SummerSlam. That is fine, as being a kickoff show match doesn’t seem big enough for the in-ring return of Gacy, Lumis & Rowan.
Good match from Kross with Woods but of course Final Testament had to interfere. I want the blowoff, the match that determines if Woods joins Final Testament or stops them, to be a pure 1v1 match but that probably isn’t happening, given they might want to give Kofi a triumphant return. Though, perhaps such a return ends up exactly why Woods joins Kross, because on some level, it proves Kross is right. I do feel like it’d be the more intriguing story if, after all this time, New Day stopped being a team. Woods doesn’t even have to join Kross, he just has to see he doesn’t need Kofi anymore.
While Sonya’s group hurting Zelina seems a bit unnecessary, we got a very good Six Woman Tag. Good win for Sonya’s group which really needs a name, but also great return for DMG CTRL, with a look that hearkens back to Lucha Underground’s Black Lotus Triad, aka the one-off of Iyo & Kairi teaming with Mayu Iwatani to beat up on Pentagon Jr. Dakota VS Sonya will be good stuff, and really, should be Dakota’s win so DMG CTRL’s return is even stronger. Then we can do other singles matches, some tag matches, and of course the eventual Six Woman Tag. Though I wonder if Lyra & KC Squared get involved for a triple trios thing.
Sheamus VS Bronson was a great rematch, but I was just wondering when Dunne would show up. I didn’t think he’d use a shillelagh, though. Great win for Bronson, he could use this to go after whoever wins the Intercontinental Championship after SummerSlam. As for Dunne, he and Sheamus might end up having a Donnybrook match. It’ll hearken back to when The Brawling Brutes were a thing, it’d help bring out Dunne’s motivations in this feud, and it’d just be a lot of fun seeing them go all out, smashing up a tiny bar or some wood barrels.
As for SummerSlam build, a very good though rather long opening promo segment. Rollins didn’t go as crazy with his ref outfit as I was expecting, but the leather pants, zebra stripe boots and puffy shoulder shirt is still good stuff. And I do like that his rules will be very lax, bordering on No Holds Barred because he just wants to see McIntyre and Punk beat each other to a pulp. Now, it’d be rather cliche if like, Punk upsets Rollins somehow and Rollins screws him out of this, but it would be fitting of the story. Punk warned Rollins, that felt like foreshadowing, and what a great way to transition feuds than for Punk to want after Rollins now.
Judgment Day was of course a great throughline on the night. Liv bashing up the clubhouse, and the PS5, while also having her promo with the trash can fire, was good stuff. Rhea’s response was also good, can’t wait to see how their title match goes down. Very good promos from Priest and Gunther to call each other out, and it is intriguing how Finn seems to be the one insisting on “Stand on your own, handle the business,” even though they in no way had to have Carlito lose to Jey or Dom lose to Sami. I’m still hoping to see that Judgment Day Civil War type break-up, Finn bringing JD & Carlito with him to join Liv, so that the real business they need to handle is, “Who is better Judgment Day?”
Sami and Jey got great momentum off those matches, but we also got a good promo from Sami and Bron. Bron going after Sami but being run off, that go-home math has to mean Sami loses. I’m still a little surprised Sami won at MITB, so I think this is when Bron wins. Bron’s promo does have a point about “life after Bron,” because Sami and Jey could move over to go after the tag titles since this thing with Judgment Day is heating up. And then, if Survivor Series brings back Brand VS Brand, Sami & Jey are champs on Raw but Bloodline’s Tama & Jacob Fatu are champs on SmackDown… It isn’t quite a WarGames of Bloodline Civil War, but it’d be pretty good all the same.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Mitchell’s NJPW Best of the Super Juniors Results & Report! (5/24/25)
Round 7, all together!

Whose luck is about to change for the better?
Master Wato and Nick Wayne lead their blocks, but will they prove they’re the Best of the Super Juniors? Or will they stumble here in round 7?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Ninja Mack VS Clark Connors; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Titan VS SHO; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Francesco Akira VS Robbie X; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS MAO; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Kosei Fujita VS Dragon Dia; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Kevin Knight VS Taiji Ishimori; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Hiromu Takahashi VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: YOH VS Nick Wayne; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: KUSHIDA VS Master Wato; wins.
- Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: El Desperado VS Ryusuke Taguchi; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Master Wato: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie X: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 3-3, 6 points
Dragon Dia: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-3, 6 points
Kosei Fujita: 3-3, 6 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Clark Connors: 3-3, 6 points
KUSHIDA: 3-3, 6 points
Ninja Mack: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the current B Block standings!
Nick Wayne: 4-2, 8 points
MAO: 3-3, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado: 3-3, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-3, 6 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-3, 6 points
Titan: 3-3, 6 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
SHO: 2-4, 4 points
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Ninja Mack VS Clark Connors!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Titan VS SHO!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Francesco Akira VS Robbie X!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS MAO!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Kosei Fujita VS Dragon Dia!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: Kevin Knight VS Taiji Ishimori!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: Hiromu Takahashi VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
If you saw their backstage comments from Thursday, then you know something is brewing here. The Ticking Timebomb is unaffiliated but has vowed to never join the House of Torture. Will the Heel Master change his mind? Or will Hiromu never join the side of Evil?
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: YOH VS Nick Wayne!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 A Block: KUSHIDA VS Master Wato!
Best of the Super Juniors 32 B Block: El Desperado VS Ryusuke Taguchi!
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Master Wato: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie X: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 3-3, 6 points
Dragon Dia: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-3, 6 points
Kosei Fujita: 3-3, 6 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Clark Connors: 3-3, 6 points
KUSHIDA: 3-3, 6 points
Ninja Mack: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the NEW B Block standings!
Nick Wayne: 4-2, 8 points
MAO: 3-3, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado: 3-3, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-3, 6 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-3, 6 points
Titan: 3-3, 6 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
SHO: 2-4, 4 points
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Mitchell’s WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event Results & Report! (5/24/25)
John Cena faces the Truth!

Time to beat some Hustle, Loyalty & Respect back into John Cena!
R-Truth knows power and fame corrupted John Cena, and he also knows that Cena can still be saved! Will Saturday Night’s Main Event be his salvation?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker w/ Paul Heyman VS CM Punk & Sami Zayn; Rollins & Bron win.
- WWE Women’s United States Championship: Zelina Vega VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Zelina wins and retains the title.
- John Cena VS R-Truth; Cena wins.
- Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest; Priest wins.
- WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Jey Uso VS Logan Paul; Jey wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker w/ Paul Heyman VS CM Punk & Sami Zayn!
The Visionary has a plan for the WWE’s future, and it all revolves around him. With The Wise Man in his corner and the Badass by his side, will the future belong to Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins? Or will a bitter enemy and a former friend stand in his way?
The moment Punk and Sami hit the ring, it is a brawl! The fans fire up as Sami has Rollins and Punk has Bron! Sami LARIATS Rollins up and out of the ring! Bron KNEES Punk, but Sami helps HAMMER away on Bron! The fans bark and cheer while Sami & Punk double whip. Bron grabs ropes, but then Sami & Punk DOUBLE LARIAT him up and out! The fans fire up as Punk goes out after Rollins! Rollins tells Punk to back off, and he rolls into the ring, only for Sami to get him! The bell finally rings and Sami fires hands! Rollins puts Sami on the ropes, the ref counts, and Rollins lets off. The ref reprimands, but Bron CLOBBERS Sami behind his back!
Rollins drags Sami up while the fans boo and bark. Rollins TOSSES Sami, tags Bron, and Bron SMACKS Sami off the desk. Bron goes to the apron, FLYING BULLDOG onto the desk! Both men tumble over and the fans bark it up while Saturday Night’s Main Event goes to break.
SNME returns and Sami throws hands with Bron! The fans rally up but Bron RAMS Sami into the corner! Bron RAMS Sami again and again, then argues with the ref. That lets Rollins throw hands on Sami! The fans boo, Punk protests, but Bron brings Sami around. Bron stares Punk down, then he suplexes Sami high and hard! Cover, TWO! Sami shows grit but Bron shows off by doing push-ups. Bron eggs Punk on, stands Sami up and fires knees. Tag to Rollins and the fans rally for Sami. Bron and Rollins double whip, but Sami grabs ropes! Rollins runs up but into an ELBOW! Bron runs up but Sami DUMPS him out! Rollins tries again, Sami dodges, hot tag to Punk!
The fans are thunderous as the Best in the World rallies on Rollins! ELBOW after ELBOW, then a whip to the ropes for a CALF KICK! Rollins stagger sup, into a wrench and NECKBREAKER! Punk throws off his shirt, says night-night, and fireman’s carries! Rollins fights free, but Punk mule kicks, hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survives and Heyman is shocked as old dog Punk busts out new tricks! The fans rally behind Punk and he runs up, SHINING WIZARD! Bron is in, but Punk LARIAT BULLDOG COMBOS! Rollins is down in a drop zone and Punk goes up the corner! The fans cheer, Punk aims, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!!
Rollins stays in this but Punk stays focused. Punk says night-night again, fireman’s carries again, but Bron drags Rollins to safety! “This is Awesome!” as Punk swings on Bron. Bron gets away, Punk turns around, and Rollins kicks low! Underhooks and PEDIGREE!! Cover, SAMI BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but here comes Bron! Bron stomps Sami, throws hands, then headlocks. Bron TOSSES Sami but Sami lands safe on the apron! Bron runs back up, Sami DUMPS him back out! Sami then lines up the shot, ARABIAN PRESS! Down goes Bron and the fans fire up! Sami and Punk turn things around as SNME goes to break!
SNME returns again and Punk ROCKS Rollins with a right! Rollins ROCKS Punk, Punk ROCKS Rollins, repeat! The fans rally as the shots go faster and faster! Punk gets the edge, throws KNEE after KNEE, then fireman’s carries! But Rollins fights free again, mule kicks, and runs! But Punk avoids the stomp to run, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! The fans fire up while both men are down! The ref checks, both men stir, and Rollins kicks at Punk to get away. The two crawl, the fans bark, hot tags to Sami and Bron! Sami dodges, gets around, BLUE- NO, Bron fights free and kicks low! But Sami fights the lift to knuckle lock and CHOP!
Sami goes up, up, and TORNADO DDTS! The fans fire up and Sami has Bron in a corner! Sami goes to the other end, takes aim, but Rollins anchors Sami! Punk runs up, PLANCHAS, and down goes Rollins! But Bron runs in! Sami clinches, CORNER EXPLODER! Sami hurries to the other corner now, and the fans fire up as he takes aim! Wait, Heyman grabs at Sami’s leg! The fans boo, the ref reprimands the Wise Man for being a wise guy, but who is this hopping the barriers? IT’S BRONSON REED!! Auszilla is back, and he CLOBBERS PUNK through a barrier?!? The fans lose their minds as Sami is just as stunned!
Sami shouts for Punk, but turns around into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron & Rollins win!
Winners: Seth Rollins & Bron Breakker, by pinfall
Big Bronson Reed makes his return in a big way, and it helps his former target in Seth Rollins! Bron storms into the ring now, could Bronson simply want to destroy Rollins himself? Bronson and Bron stare down, but Rollins pats Bron on the shoulder, and HUGS BRONSON!! Heyman loves it! A new follower of the vision has shown himself! And now instead of rivals, Bron and Bronson shake hands as friends! Punk is up, grabs at Heyman, but Bronson CLOBBERS him! Bronson puts Punk in the drop zone, Rollins & Bron hold Punk down, and Bronson hits a TSUNAMI!! The fans are going nuts while Rollins stands over the destroyed Punk.
With two behemoths behind him, will nothing and no one stop Rollins from taking over Monday Night Raw and then the entire WWE?
Backstage interview with Chelsea Green.
Cathy Kelley is with The Hot Mess and her Secret Her-vice, and brings up- Chelsea stops Cathy before she starts, and says Chelsea has risen from the ashes. She was in mourning, but now it is night! Saturday Night’s Main Event, to be exact. And guess what? The votes are in! And after Chelsea she beats Zelina Vega tonight, she will usher in her second term as the GREATEST, longest-reigning, most dangerous Women’s United States Champion! Thank you for your her-vice. Piper & Alba lead the way, but will the results go the way Chelsea polled them? Or will nothing stop La Muneca’s reign?
WWE Women’s United States Championship: Zelina Vega VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!
Saturday Night’s Main Event returns and Zelina makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the real Lady Liberty!
The bell rings and Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea rains down furious fists, then bumps her off buckles. Chelsea whips Zelina back into the corner hard, then soaks up… cheers?! Tampa has some fans of the Hot Mess, but Zelina rolls her up! TWO, and Chelsea scoops, only for Zelina to slips free and SHADOW ELBOW! Zelina runs and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! The fans fire up as Zelina dials it up, but Chelsea ducks the 619! Chelsea SLAPS Zelina, reels her in, and KNEES, but Zelina blocks to KNEE back! Chelsea flops out, Zelina storms out to the apron, but Chelsea ducks a kick to get under Zelina for a POWERBOMB to the floor!
Zelina writhes and the fans fire up. Chelsea puts Zelina in the ring, covers, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea grows frustrated. Chelsea SMACKS Zelina off the mat, dusts herself off, then drags Zelina up. Chelsea SLAPS Zelina, pie faces her, and says SHE is the rightful champion! Zelina SLAPS, Chelsea SLAPS, and Chelsea runs for the SLIDING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Zelina toughs it out, Piper & Alba are annoyed and Chelsea argues the count. Chelsea then grabs the arms for a motorcycle stretch, and she KNEES away on Zelina’s back. Zelina endures, the fans rally and duel, and Zelina fights up.
Zelina goes for a body shot but Chelsea THRWOS her down! Chelsea clamps on with a chinlock and she grinds Zelina down. The fans rally, Zelina fights up, and Zelina fires body shots. Then she JAWBREAKERS free! Chelsea BOOTS Zelina in return! The fans are torn but Chelsea pushes Zelina in a corner. Chelsea stomps a mudhole in, the fans are torn, but Chelsea stops as the ref counts. Chelsea then goes up, up, and VADER FLOPS as Zelina moves! Zelina comes back with the rolling KICK! Chelsea sputters, Zelina powers up, and the fans rally. Chelsea rises up, Zelina runs up, and LARIATS! And LARIATS! And blocks a knee to ELBOW again!
Zelina hits a SAIDO! Then a kip up! The fans fire up with Zelina and she has Chelsea in a corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Chelsea to center, goes up the corner, and leaps, but Chelsea dodges! Zelina comes back, but into a REVERSE STO! Chelsea chicken wings and turns her, but Zelina hits a BACKSTABBER! Zelina fires up, the fans are with her, and she dials it up, 619! Well, some of it. Chelsea flops back, Alba gets on the apron, and the ref stops Alba, but Piper YANKS Zelina down! The fans boo but Chelsea hurries up top! Zelina HEADBUTTS Chelsea first! And she hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Cover, ZELINA WINS!!
Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s United States Champion)
Call that a New York Smash, because the champ is still here! Zelina hurries away before the Secret Her-vice can get her, but was this Chelsea’s last chance at the title? Will Zelina be able to move on to new opponents for the Summer?
BREAKING NEWS for Worlds Collide!
On top of Legado Del Fantasma taking on AAA icons Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr, we will now a Chad Gable VS El Hijo Del Vikingo! Will the man who can’t stand lucha libre be able to best one of the best in lucha today?
BREAKING NEWS for a HUGE weekend in Atlanta!
WWE is bringing back some fan favorites! First: NXT Great American Bash! Second: Another Saturday Night’s Main Event! And third: the second-ever EVOLUTION! Saturday, July 12th, and Sunday, July 13th, all in the State Farm Arena! Tickets on-sale Tuesday & Wednesday, do not miss how hot Hotlanta is going to get for the Summer!
John Cena VS R-Truth!
When it came to winning his historic 17th world title reign off of Cody Rhodes, the Greatest Of All Time vowed to ruin wrestling. When it came to keeping this title from another great in Randy Orton, the GOAT vowed to erase legacies. But now, against a man who called him a friend and a “childhood hero,” Cena isn’t sure what to think. But will he see the error of his ways after fighting the Truth? Or will power and fame continue to corrupt the Last Real Champion?
The fans still sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” as Cena makes his way out in classic Tampa Bay Buccaneers creamsicle colors. And he of course has Lillian Garcia do the introduction: The Greatest of All Time, the Never-Seen Seventeen, gracing Tampa with his presence for the final time, The Last Real Champion… JOHN CENA! Truth then makes his entrance, as if he’s John Cena?! No, wait, that’s RON CENA! The shirt says so! He even does the proper salute, run in, and slide! Cena is mad, and he LARIATS Truth! The bell rings and the fans boo, but Cena rains down fists on Truth! Cena RIPS Truth’s shirt off and throws it away.
The fans chant, “LET’S GO, CENA!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cena is only more upset, and he bumps Truth off buckles. Cena ROCKS Truth, whips him corner to corner hard, and Truth falls to the mat. Cena picks up the earrings that Truth lost and throws them at him. The fans chant, “You Can’t Wrestle!” “Yes, He Can!” Cena runs and he SHOULDER TACKLES Truth! The fans are torn but Cena waits on Truth. Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! But Truth stands up, takes a swing, but into the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Cena says “You Can’t See Me!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then the fireman’s carry, but Truth slips free!
Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! And SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Truth gives Cena a SPIN-OUT BOMB! And then “You Can’t See Me!” Truth runs to FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Truth fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!! Cena survives his own move and the fans fire up! Truth hurries to get Cena’s leg! S T F!! Cena endures, crawls, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Truth lets go, and fans boo as Cena bails out. Truth storms out and the fans rally behind him. Truth brings Cena up, btu Cena POSTS him! Cena puts Truth back in the ring, and he grabs the belt?!
The fans boo as Cena just wants to end this! The ref reprimands but Cena takes aim. Truth stands up, Cena runs up, but then Cena hesitates?! Truth is disappointed that Cena wanted to do this, and the fans are cheering for Cena to put the belt down! Cena says okay, and he gives the belt back. The fans cheer, but then Cena LOW BLWOS Truth!! And fireman’s carry! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, Cena wins!
Winner: John Cena, by pinfall
Just when you can’t think he could go any lower, he does! And then Cena gets the belt back to take aim again! Truth rises up, the ref reprimands but there’s nothing anyone can do! BELT SHOT!! Cena leaves Truth behind, and with him, the man he once was. Will Cena make sure he ends his farewell tour as both the greatest and the worst of all time?
Jey Uso and John Cena cross paths.
The two top champions stare down, and Cena says, “Been a long time.” Jey says, “Last time I seen you, I threw you out to win the Royal Rumble, Uce.” Cena says yeah, that’s good. Very… fun. Cena is glad Jey remembers the last time they saw each other. Cena is looking forward to the next time. Because there’s something special about Jey being from one of the most prestigious families in the history of this industry and losing that title to Logan Paul. Wouldn’t it be something if, when Cena’s clock strikes zero, Cena takes THE WWE Championship home with him, and Jey’s World Heavyweight Championship is around the waist of a YouTuber.
“Sounds like that’d almost… ruin wrestling. Gosh, that’s a lot of pressure for the match tonight. Good luck, champ. I’ll be watching closely.” The GOAT is clearly trying to mess with Main Event Jey’s mind, but will it work? Or will Jey YEET said YouTuber back to the internet?
Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre VS Damian Priest!
This cycle of violence has gone on for over a year, and somehow, WrestleMania wasn’t enough to end it. But now, on a Saturday night, they step inside the steel to settle this once and for all. Who feels real pain while the other walks away and leaves this all behind him?
Priest steps in through the door and Drew attacks! Priest falls to the floor, Drew is right after him and CLUBS him! Drew RAMS Priest into the barriers, the refs reprimand, but Drew shoves Priest in. Then Drew brings chairs out from under the ring! Drew puts those in the ring, then he slams the door shut! The bell finally rings, and Priest attacks Drew in return! Drew stops from hitting the steel but Priest ROCKS him! Priest tries again but Drew refuses to be sent into steel. Drew throws body shots and CHOP! Drew tries now but Priest stops from being sent into steel! Drew CHOPS again, but Priest clinches for a FLATLINER!
Both big men slowly rise back up, and the fans rally as Priest kicks and UPPERCUTS! Priest brings Drew around to whip, but Drew reverses, only for Priest to SUPERKICK! Priest choke grips, but Drew fires elbows! Drew CLAWS Priest’s eyes, shoves him to a corner, then runs up. Priest BOOTS Drew, then runs corner to corner, but Drew dodges! Priest hits buckles, and Drew THROWS him into the steel! Drew scoops Priest, aims again, and LAWN DARTS Priest into the steel! The fans are torn but Drew seethes as SNME goes to break.
SNME returns and Drew climbs the cage! Priest pursues and drags Drew down a step. Priest climbs up to hit Drew with forearms! Then Priest clinches Drew, but Drew fights with elbows! Drew SMACKS Priest off the steel, Priest falls down, and Drew carefully turns around, to AX- NO, Priest avoids the ax handle, and BOOTS Drew down! Not quite a Claymore but Priest still drags Drew up to choke grip! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!??! Drew survives and Priest is stunned! The fans rally and Priest rises up. Priest climbs the ropes, then the cage! Drew hurries after Priest, CLUBS away on him, then HAMMERS Priest’s head!
Drew wobbles but he steadies himself, and he brings Priest back down from the top, with a SUPER DUPER PLEX!! The fans fire up as Drew kips up! The Scottish Terminator takes aim, calls it out, “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAYMORE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Priest survives and now Drew is stunned! “This is Awesome!” as both men rise. Drew throws a haymaker, but Priest fires back! The hands go back and forth, harder and harder, faster and faster! The fans rally, it is fast ‘n’ furious, but Priest KICKS, KICKS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Drew staggers around, Priest ROCKS him again! Priest goes corner to corner, and BACK ELBOWS!
Priest keeps moving, but he fakes out the Claymore! Ghost pin, TWO! Drew is up, he choke grips, and he steals SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Priest survives his own move and the fans fire up! Drew looks up to Heaven, perhaps questioning what he must do to win. The fans sing for Drew, and Drew grabs one of those chairs he brought in. Drew runs up and JAMS Priest! Then he SMACKS Priest on the back! Priest falls to his knees, then Drew SMACKS Priest even harder! Drew puts the chair aside and watches Priest writhe. Drew calculates, and then he smiles and soaks up cheers and jeers.
Drew drags Priest up between ropes and steel, then puts him in the corner. A chair is wedged and waiting! Flashback to Mania, but Priest dodges! Claymore hits chair!! Priest is up and he JAMS Drew with the other chair! And then he puts it under Drew’s chin! FULL METAL JAWBREAKER!! And then a choke grip, SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! But Priest isn’t satisfied, and the fans fire up! Priest has the chair, puts it under Drew’s head, and Priest grabs the other chair! A shoutout to his Rated R mentor! Priest aims for a CON-CHAIR-TO!! The fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” but Priest leaves Drew behind. Priest steps outside the door, but then wonders if this is good enough.
Priest decides yes, and he steps to the floor to win!
Winner: Damian Priest, by escape
Priest has left Drew for dead, and the ref is calling for medical help! Did Priest just terminate the terminator? Drew manages to sit up but he is dazed. Drew manages to make it to the stretcher under his own power, only to refuse it! Will Drew need time to step away and reevaluate?
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Jey Uso VS Logan Paul!
After winning the Royal Rumble against all odd, and after winning this title at WrestleMania against all odds, Main Event Jey is now on top of the world! But The Maverick thinks that after just showing up, running his mouth, and punking out superstar after superstar, he is going to be on top of the WWE now. Will Logan ruin wrestling, just like John Cena predicted? Or will we all YEET with Saturday Night’s Main Event Jey Uso?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is really championship material!
The bell rings, the fans rally for Jey while he and Logan step up. They test each other, then tie up. Jey headlocks, Logan powers out, but Jey RUNS Logan over! The fans fire up, “YEET!” and then things speed up. Jey jumps the dropdown, Logan hurdles, but Jey stops to UPPERCUT! Logan staggers around, Jey UPPERCUTS again! Logan goes to a corner, Jey whips, but Logan reverses. Jey goes up and over, but Logan ELBOWS Jey! Logan BOOTS Jey, goes up, and leaps for a BLOCKBUSTER! Logan kips up, the fans boo, but Logan just smirks. Jey bails out, Logan aims and PLANCAHS, and down goes Jey!
Logan fires up but the fans boo while SNME goes to break.
SNME returns once again and Logan blocks a kick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Logan falls back to a corner and Jey has the fans rally up with “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs in, HIP ATTACK! Cover, TWO! Logan stays in this but Jey stays focused. Jey goes up the corner and the fans fire up. Jey aims to USO SPLASH, onto knees! Logan makes it a cradle, TWO!! Jey survives and Logan is upset with the ref. The ref says that count was fair, so Logan hauls Jey up. Logan fireman’s carries, and he soaks up heat before he hits the ROLLING SENTON! Then the LIONSAULT, but onto knees! The fans fire up as Jey gets even!
Logan staggers away and clutches his stomach. Jey rises, dodges Logan, and then POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him! Cover, TWO! Logan stays in this but Jey still stays focused. The fans rally, Jey and Logan rise again, and Jey storms up on Logan in the corner. Logan grabs a buckle pad to resist! The pad comes free, Jey UPPERCUTS Logan, and then Jey LARIATS Logan up and out! Logan bumps into the desk, Jey builds speed, and Jey DIVES into a HAYMAKER! Logan brings Jey up to bump him off the top buckle! Jey staggers away, Logan slingshots in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Logan survives and Jey is a bit surprised.
Jey goes to a corner and the fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Logan rises, Jey runs up, but Logan sends him into the bare buckle!! Jey staggers, Logan hits that ONE LUCKY PUNCH!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Jey survives and Logan is shocked! Logan is furious now, and he drags Jey up. The fans rally for Jey, they tell off Logan, and Jey shoves Logan away! SUPERKICK!! Logan falls into the drop zone, Jey hurries up top, USO SPLASH!!! Clean hit and Jey covers, BUT JOHN CENA YANKS THE REF OUT!!! The fans boo as Cena attacks Jey! The WWE Champion can’t let Jey win so he has to beat him down!
Logan is a bit surprised by this as Cena just stomps away on Jey! But here comes CODY RHODES!!! The American Nightmare returns and he runs right up on Cena! Cody fires off, kicks low, and RHODES UPPERCUTS!! Then he gives Cena a CROSS RHODES!!! Cena bails out, but Logan has BRASS KNUCKLES!! Cody dodges that shot, and Jey SPEARS Logan!! Jey hurries up top, Cody finds the ref, and USO SPLASH!!! Cover, JEY WINS!!!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)
Cena tried to ruin wrestling all on his own, but Cody would not allow it! And Cody has his mic to say, “You’ve ruined ENOUGH! I’m sorry that the John Cena Farewell Tour rode right through Rhodes Country. But I’m back! I’m ready to fight! You got yourself a partner in Logan Paul, I got myself a brother in the World Heavyweight Champion! We’ll see you at MONEY IN THE BANK!!” The fans are thunderous and SNME has to cut away! Will Cody & Jey bring things back to when they were tag team champions and take down two of the biggest egos in the entire world?
My Thoughts:
A great Saturday Night’s Main Event, and some surprising story advancement with it. Rollins & Bron VS Punk & Sami was very good, but what a great way to bring Bronson Reed back. Quite the surprising move to have Bronson join up with Rollins rather than be an enemy, too. A bit of the typical “Heels work together just because they’re Heels,” but there can be some kayfabing that in Bronson’s time away with injury, Rollins talked with him and got him to see things Rollins’ way. And in the end, this is a wild addition to the faction, as Bron & Bronson can destroy a lot of tag teams to become champions while Rollins goes for the world title.
Very good match from Zelina VS Chelsea, both of them sporting their own take on patriotic super hero. I believe Zelina kept with her My Hero Academia theme and was a combination of All Might and Stars & Stripes. Great win for Zelina with that super Code Red, and I would think Chelsea moves on, despite not really being set up for MITB or the top title. For that matter, not sure who would challenge her when two great contenders in Piper and Alba are subservient to Chelsea. I guess we can wait and see what else sorts out with MITB, and even NXT Battleground for that matter, as I bet more call-ups are due for the Summer.
Great Steel Cage match from Drew and Priest, and while I wish there were more No Escape style Cage matches, allowing for a simple walk out the door makes for poetic imagery from Priest. Priest showed absolute brutality to Drew with the Con-Chair-To, to then show a bit of mercy by just leaving him there. Plus, this all makes sense if Drew needs some legit time off for his injuries. Word was, Drew’s neck was making it hard to turn and look around, so writing him off with that finish is fine. Priest can certainly go for the Men’s US Championship now, once we see how things shake out with the Men’s MITB and this Fatu-Solo-Mateo story.
And great stuff from both top champions. Truth being “Ron Cena” was so good, I could not help but laugh and cheer out loud. Cena reacting the way he did was also great, and the bait ‘n’ switch on how he was going to cheat was brilliant. Cena even adds heat with him messing with Jey, and even trying to ruin the main event. Jey VS Logan was a great match even going into that overbooking, but this was also a great way for Cody to make his return. Cody & Jey VS Cena & Logan at MITB is going to be some good stuff, and can easily set up Cena VS Cody 2 for SummerSlam. Jey still has to worry about Gunther on June 9th, so Logan will have to wait his turn on a rematch, which could also be for SummerSlam since it is two nights this year.
My Score: 8.7/10
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