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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 8.22.2024

TNA…yeah it’s been questionable lately. But hey Scott D’Amore just did an interview with CVV, so now we get to weigh how far the brand has fallen in 7 months.

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We get the Hardyz back in action against Moose and JDC, the final two Ultimate X qualifiers and a little more build to Emergence.

That’s all I got, the product has been kinda lame with most of the good things about TNA being on NXT the passed few weeks. Maybe this episode can start to turn a corner, but a useless chopped up tease of a time limit Draw last week (when there was at least 3 extra minutes of bullshit that could’ve been the 2 seconds needed for a clean win, but you know, who cares about logic); just to push things to an Iron Man match…ugh. Will it probably be a good wrestling match? Sure. Is it creatively bankrupt and as interesting as a wart on your ass? Also yes.

But lets see where this goes.

Ratings:

  • Ultimate X Qualifier: Alexander Hammerstone vs Frankie Kazarian vs Kushida: Hammerstone wins via Nightmare Pendulum – ** 1/2
  • Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich vs Rosemary: Rosemary wins via As Above So Below – * 1/2
  • Xia Brookside, Rhino & PCO vs Madman Fulton, Steph De Lander & Kon: PCO wins via PCO-Sault – ** 1/4
  • Ultimate X Qualifier: Laredo Kid vs Jai Vidal vs Bhupinder Gujjar: Laredo wins via 450 – ** 3/4
  • Charlie Dempsey vs Jonathan Gresham: Gresham wins via pinfall – *** 1/2
  • JDC & Moose vs The Hardyz: Hardyz win via Swanton Bomb – ***

 

Results:

Ultimate X Qualifier: Alexander Hammerstone vs Frankie Kazarian vs Kushida

Kaz and Kushida do the smart thing by teaming up on Hammerstone to take him out early, before Kazarian tries to take advantage of the parity. Trading positioning and a few small spots, Kushida and Kaz turn and eat a Double Flying Dropkick from Hammerstone as he starts to toss both smaller guys around. Kaz begs off and tries to convince Hammer that Kushida is the real threat, then tries to Sneak Attack Hammer, but Hammer no sells, chases Kaz and then Kushida and Hammerstone beat on Kaz. Hammer tries to Lariat Kushida but gets caught and Flatliner’d into the steps.

Kushida rolls in Kaz and then takes a few seconds to absorb the accolades on the apron, so Kaz Slingshots him in, Cutter for 2. Hammer comes in to stop any kind of pinfall attempts, Kaz gets dropped, Kushida throws a Cross Arm Breaker on Hammer but Kaz breaks it up with a Springboard Leg Drop. Kaz goes for Fade to Black on Hammer, Kushida feigns going for the Mist and Kaz lets Hammer go, then eats a Tanaka Punch. Kushida then tries to do his Back Handspring Elbow, but Hammer catches him midair and into the Torture Rack. Kushida tries to transition to the Hoverboard Lock, but Hammer powers through, NIGHTMARE PENDULUM! Kaz tries to break it up, but he’s too slow, Hammer wins!

Eric Young and Maclin have a small backstage thing that just lingers, looms and doesn’t really do anything.

Santana gets a backstage promo next, and its alright, just too sparse and cheap looking. Good energy, words were solid, just the scenery was a bit lame.

Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich vs Rosemary

Lish tries to berate Rosemary early, but the words and poking in the chest do nothing. Rosemary runs over Lish a few times early, does her new lower version of the Upside Down, but Masha distracts Rosemary when she’s going to the top. Lish trips her up, Tower of London, but only for 2. Lish twists and drives Rosemary’s head into the mat multiple times with her knees for another near fall. Rosemary fires up, tries to back down Lish, but Lish Drop Toe Hold into a Corner Splash and Hip Attack for yet another near fall. Forearm strikes from Lish just annoy Rosemary, she swings back, rope run, and Rosemary catches her with a Spear for 2! Rosemary with a Hip Attack into X Factor and Rosemary fires up again. Masha grabs Rosemary’s foot, Lish hits the DeLISH, but Spitfire come out to attack Masha and the referee gets distracted from outside action. As Above So Below from Rosemary for the win!

Stupid match, nonsensical interference and referee distraction, slow action, just a lot of bad and obvious. Remove the Knockouts Tags forever, the belts are useless and the make the Knockouts Division look weak and moronic.

Xia Brookside, Rhino & PCO vs Madman Fulton, Steph De Lander & Kon

Cardona’s big swerve was that he wasn’t medically cleared yet for this match, so Kon and Fulton are surprise teammates. Fulton I’m happy to see. Kon however, I’d be happier to find a spiked fist permanently in my ass than ever see him wrestle again. 

Commentary tries to play up the Kon feud as something big, but we all know it was the worst thing ever. Xia tags in to stare down Kon, and little Xia is not happy. She bites his hand and then jumps on his back and starts to punch him. Steph moves Xia out of the way of Kon’s Corner Splash. Xia looks to tag out but Kon and Fulton won’t let her. Fulton grabs her foot and mocks her, but an Enzuigiri gives her the separation needs for Rhino to tag in. Rhino gets the best of the power guys slamming into each other spot. Rhino tries to take it to the outside, but Fulton turns it around, posts Rhino and then starts taking control. Cardona gets involved from time to time, but Steph is refusing to participate with the heels so far.

Fulton and Kon throttle Rhino, isolate him and throw Knee Lifts, Haymakers and the old Ultimate Warrior Splash off the ropes. Fulton tries to take out Xia and PCO, but Xia dips which has Fulton bark at her, so Rhino fires up and lays out Fulton so he can tag in PCO. Diving Cannonball into Kon, Splash into the corner to slow down Fulton, Elbow off the Apron into Kon! Fulton tries to take advantage of distracted PCO but Xia cuts him off, Fulton goozles Xia but PCO manages to rock Fulton so Xia hits the Brooksie Bomb, into a Gore from Rhino and the PCO-Sault for the win!

The match was a mess, but fun, and even if Xia’s facial expressions were a little comically over the top, things were still decent. And yes, sadly, Xia is still in my good graces…dammit.

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Ultimate X Qualifier: Laredo Kid vs Jai Vidal vs Bhupinder Gujjar

Hopefully Bhupinder has changed his moronic Gargoyle Spear finisher, even though Laredo is prolly winning this weak matchup.

They look for a triple tie up, but Jai doesn’t want to touch them, showboats a little and eats offense from both Gujjar and Laredo. Laredo then goes full Lucha at Gujjar which sends him into the ropes and powdering. Jai picks the ankle, takes out Laredo across the ring and then goes in feeling himself, but Gujjar has already recovered and stares him down. A few quick hitters, rope run into the Frankensteiner sends Jai to the outside. Gujjar looks for a Plancha but eats a kick from Laredo, Laredo sends Gujjar to powder and Jai boots the taste out of the Laredo’s mouth a few times and then a bit of a Corner Chop exchange from the two. Gamengiri from Jai rocks Laredo, Jai goes for his Wrecking Ball feint into the bitch slap of doom. Gujjar lands a Ripcord Knee, Jai tries to jump off of Gujjar and to the outside but slips and crashes a bit into the apron before barely making contact with Laredo (looks like Jai is generally okay though since the ref goes to check on him and he stays in).

A few car crash spots on the outside, Laredo hits his Twisting Moonsault Elbows but Gujjar breaks up the pinfall into a Pop-Up European Uppercut but Jai breaks up the pinfall with a slap. Gujjar goes after Jai, Jai claws at the eyes, they wrestle to the corner, Gujjar gets hung up in the corner and eats a Double Stomp from Jai. Jai rolls right into Laredo Kid, Laredo Driver into 450 for the win.

While the match was predictable, Jai and Gujjar looked pretty good…save for Jai’s botch. Still generally speaking it was solid work though.

Charlie Dempsey vs Jonathan Gresham

Chain wrestling start since Gresham has forgotten the Octopus gimmick…seemingly. So we’re getting World of Sport, chain wrestling heavy opening. Charlie with a Full Arm Drag and Twist into joint manipulation, and positioning, but Gresham uses the Wrestler’s Bridge and a float over to gain the advantage into a grounded Double Arm capture. Charlie manages to get out of that and turn it into his inverted Muta Lock, but when Gresham tries to get away, Charlie holds the Cravat. Cravat into a Snapmare, when Charlie looks for another Headlock, Gresham slips it and starts working Double Wristlocks. Locomotion pinfalls, into a Backslide struggle before Charlie connects on the European Uppercut and Gresham runs him over with the Shoulder Tackle.

Test of Strength bend back, but Gresham gets the best and turns it into a pinfall. Wrestler’s Bridge saves Charlie 3 times before they go for a very old school Knuckle Lock Monkey Flip locomotion dual pinfalls. Insanely World of Sport and impressive. Gresham goes after the legs to chop down Charlie, even applying pressure on the knee cap to try and hyper extend, so we get tied up in mat wrestling. Charlie tries to block the Indian Deathlock with picking the Ankle and twisting it. Gresham gets into full mount and starts to try and grapple down Charlie’s shoulders. Beautiful positioning, tying up the legs, getting leverage on the arms and finding a way to finally keep his shoulders down for 3!

JDC & Moose vs The Hardyz

Before the bell rings, Jeff grabs a chair, and chases The System around, but he gets stifled and they start a normal tag match. Jawbreaker from Jeff, tags in Matt, Poetry in Motion on Moose, but Moose starts to fight back a bit and manages to catch Matt and tag in JDC. After a little bit of a tandem offense, Matt is slowly showing some fire by just peppering fists, but he gets cut off time and again. Moose goes for a Jacknife Powerbomb, Matt counters with a Russian Leg Sweep. Jeff tags in, Twist of Fate! Goes for Swanton, but JDC distracts him and Moose crotches him.

JDC tags in and keeps Jeff isolated in the heel corner with basic moves, Moose tags in, same thing with Shoulder Thrusts and Knee Lifts. Matt gets a Delete chant going, Jeff tries to fight up to his feet, Moose grabs the foot and eats the Mule Kick. Matt tags in and goes after Moose, Neckbreaker into the Delete Corner Turnbuckle spot. Tornado DDT from Matt, Middle Rope Extreme Elbow for 2! Matt tries a Twist of Fate, Moose pushes off, JDC Low Bridge so Matt spills out. Moose attacks Jeff and JDC beats on Matt to keep their advantage tangible. Snapmare into a Headlock from JDC to just lay on an already beaten up Matt to try and sap his energy. But Matt fires, nearly tags out but JDC clocks Matt and then tags in Moose for the double team moves. Moose talks smack too long, looks for a Suplex, but Matt counters with one of his own. Simultaneous tags, Jeff lights up JDC, Wishbone Leg Drop, near fall, Side Russian from Jeff and the Leg Drop Prawn Hold Cradle for 2! Whisper in the Wind! But of course only a 2. JDC counters the Twist of Fate, and they go for Lariats so simultaneous tags again.

Matt meets Moose with a Side Effect. JDC tries to interfere, Jeff pushes JDC out and then eats a Pump Kick from Moose. Moose goes for his Escalara but gets caught by Matt with a Cutter! JDC hits the Down and Dirty to break up the pin, and then Jeff attacks JDC. JDC drops Matt after tagging in, goes to the top, Matt crotches him, Avalanche Twist of Fate! Tags in Jeff, Swanton Bomb! Hardyz win!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

They’re just shoehorning Hendry in for end of shows schmoz stuff. This is getting as corny as AEW and as corny as old TNA where brawls were the only way they knew how to end a show.  If we didn’t get a fantastic match (that meant nothing) from Charlie Dempsey and Jonathan Gresham, and a solid main event match…this was mostly skippable. Madman Fulton being back is nice, Xia is adorable, but the highlights could be covered in a 10 minute YouTube video and not needing to sit through 2 hours of mediocrity, obvious outcomes and booking themselves into a corner.

Let’s also not overlook the Hammerstone match I suppose. The right man won…but…what the actual hell was that finish? They already invalidated the Nightmare Pendulum when Josh Alexander rolls away after an AVALANCHE version. But now he wins the match with the Pendulum and not the Torture Rack? This inconsistent writing is proof Anthony Cicione is just as inept as the other Tony who’s running a wrestling company.

A few things made the show enjoyable, many other things made it questionable, and the usage of Kon once again, in a PCO story line…I literally hate whoever signed off on that. Miserable, no talent, plodding, boring, ass quality matches. Fire Kon so he can go live in NWA purgatory with the rest of the wrestling toys no one wants.

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 12.4.2025

Final Resolution is tomorrow, there haven’t been a lot of episodes to establish things. But invasion warfare writes itself at least.

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Well if you didn’t hear that TNA will be moving to AMC instead of AXS TV, they did a whole video package for the first 5 minutes of the show with a cover of Phil Collins’ In The Air Tonight. They’re making it feel like a big deal, which is honestly great and is truly pretty big. AMC is in twice as many homes as AXS TV, so this is their first upgrade since moving from Fox Sportsnet to Spike TV in 2005.

Let’s hope they use all of this downtime with a month off after Bound For Glory, Thanksgiving was a clip show and the Turkey Suit match, and they keep saying tomorrow’s Final Resolution is the end of their year, so they may just do their usual clip show end of year too. So TNA needs to come out swinging next year with three months of nothing and questionable Russo-esque decisions.

More Rascalz, that’s how we can start AMC off strong, Golden Treehouse, give them all the titles.

Ratings:

  • Brooks Jensen vs Home Town Man: Jensen wins via Rolling Kick – ** 1/2
  • Dani Luna vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via Small Package – ** 3/4
  • Robert Stone vs Mike Santana: Mike wins via Spin the Block – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali vs Trey Miguel: Ali wins via Sharpshooter – ***
  • Steve Maclin, Cedric Alexander, Hardy Boyz vs Tyrek, Tyson, Stacks & Lexis King: Lexis wins via Cradle – ***

 

Results:

Brooks Jensen vs Home Town Man

HTM is actually…out wresting Brooks early. Brooks tries to come out using his size and youth, but Cody-erhm-HTM has counters for everything culminating in a Crossbody for two. Hometown goes for the Sliced Bread but it’s too early and Lexis King on the outside causes enough issues to turn the tide. Brooks starts throwing HTM around, Uppercuts, Stomps, Knees to the back of the head…but Brooks misses a knee! Homie tries to fire and go for a slam but falls over because Brooks is too big. Brooks goes for the Bear Hug submission as Hometown tries to plead to the crowd. Homie claps bells, rope runs a few times into Brooks, Brooks stays up, so a little rope-a-dope into a Flying Lariat and then a Power Slam! Hometown Elbow, into Hometown Slice…but Lexis hits the apron and Homie hits the Dive on Pillman Jr. Lexis grabs Homie to slow the momentum, Homie gets caught with a really slow and ugly Capo Kick…but…effective. 1-2-3, NXT gets a win with cheating.

IInspiration comes out to remind people that the Knockouts Tags are still sadly a title and they’re the champions. Tessa and Victoria Crawford interrupt the goofy ahh promo, Tessa is fantastically snarky…their Mila newbie from Turning Point blind sides Cassie and Jessie, so it looks like Tessa may have the makings of a faction. But as they taunt, the IInspiration gets up since Victoria and Mila are kinda joke characters right now. So Tessa bails as Vix and Mila get rekt. Honestly, I’d like to see Vix and Tessa win the title. Tessa is too good to be without gold this long, she’s made her apologies, giving her the Tag belts is a good softball to see how crowds react. Plus Tessa looks like a million bucks, so you want her on AMC. 

Dani Luna vs Xia Brookside

My heart is conflicted. I love Dani Dumptruck, but I have no desire to see her beat Lei Ying Lee for the title. The Xia mirror match at least has the fun story of teammates colliding, which doesn’t need a build and Brookside can lose with no real damage. 

Dani just tosses Xia off a few times. The power advantage is all in favor of Dani Dumptruck. Xia does manage to use the ropes to help take down Dani with a Headlock, but Dani powers out eventually. This definitely builds like a World of Sport match, which yes, they’re both British, but this is slow, deliberate and Dani is just tearing apart Xia with Knee Bars, Arm Captures, Stomps and Power moves. Back from the commercial Dani is playing wall ball with Xia Brookside as the ball. Obviously we’re waiting for the underdog fire from Xia, but you just have to wonder if it’ll be enough to win, or just make it more competitive. She’s selling well with her body language and facials as she starts the comeback with Forearms, a stiff one and two funny Lariats into a Satellite Facebuster.

Charging Elbow into the corner, Broken Wings, and Xia hits the Crossbody for two and Xia is selling the injured limbs, but had a nice burst of throwing it all out there. Dani with a power out Snapmare, tries something but Xia locks in the Octopus Hold! Dani tosses her off but eats a Russian Leg Sweep and then Xia locks in an Armbar. Dani stands and turns it into a Buckle Bomb, rope assisted Blue Thunder Bomb…and only two. Dani starts hunting for chairs and chains, but Indi Hartwell comes down, doesn’t see Indi attack Dani, so Xia with the Small Package for the win.

While I’m glad we get the Xia mirror match, I don’t want to see Dani and Indi again unless they have Dani finally get over. No reason to try to set up Dani as this brute and have her lose every time it matters.

Robert Stone vs Mike Santana

Stone attacks Mike as he’s coming out of the crowd, and he takes the advantage until he telegraphs a Back Body Drop, eats a kick and then Spin the Block levels Robbie E in no time.

Mustafa Ali vs Trey Miguel

Trey was playing with Ali early, counters, ducking, playing around avoiding offense. But Ali finally clocks him, and the pace slows down but Trey snaps back with a Back Elbow, catches Ali in the Up and Over Crucifix Bomb. Two count, Mustafa powders, Trey tries to chase, but Mustafa catches him sliding through the post into a DDT on the floor. Ali lands a few shots, Trey tries something but Ali catches him into a Stalling Brainbuster…stalling for what feels like 30 seconds before dropping Trey down. Rolling Neckbreaker is countered by a Lionsault from Trey. Trey kicks off Ali with a lift and Tiger Wall Run, into a Dropkick. Ali tries to bounce with it and come back at him but a Frankensteiner from Trey keeps Ali on the back foot. Bunch of counter gymnastics next, Ali is on the outside, Trey wands the dive and does the Rey Mysterio Sliding DDT to the floor. Trey throws in Ali, Meteora, but only a two count. I forgot that wasn’t Trey’s finish anymore since he hasn’t had a solo match in a minute.

Some acrobatic assist crap into a Springboard Destroyer, Ali manages to Matrix out at two. Trey tries the Meteora again and misses, so Ali locks in the Sharpshooter and Trey taps. It was alright, but overly cooperative Wuxia wrestling is lame. I’ll play Where Winds Meet or watch a Jet Li movie if I want to watch cool spots for the sake of it.

Steve Maclin, Cedric Alexander, Hardy Boyz vs Tyrek, Tyson, Stacks & Lexis King

Maclin and Alexander blindside NXT while the Hardyz enter alone. So TNA with some payback on the sneak attack side, Maclin Kitchen Sink on Stacks, Maclin tosses Lexis to Cedric and Ced snaps off a German. TNA is in full control early on. Maclin tags out to Matt, Arm Wringers and then the Hardy combination after Matt tags in Jeff. Hardys hit Poetry…no Lexis gets in the way and breaks up the poetry, all 8 are in, 3 NXT members are thrown out, Stacks is left and he’s getting bounced around by all four TNA wrestlers until they just Double Hip Toss him into the pile of waiting imbeciles because of course we need that spot. Announce team does remind us that Stacks is Arianna’s fiance, so thus further leading to her being the mole in the company.

Back from the commercial, oh look NXT is winning. Commercial break 101 where the momentum is completely shifted and we don’t actually get to see it. Stacks is wearing out Cedric, but they start trading blows until an errant kick from Stacks forces him to eat a Dragon Screw. Simultaneous tag, Lexis and Maclin, Maclin rocks Lexis, Vader Hammer, Elbow to the back of the skill, Hip Attack, Caught in the Crosshairs, but Lexis sits up. Maclin wipes out all of the NXT guys who try to interfere, but Lexis with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick to take control. Now Maclin is in the NXT corner getting cut off and worked over.

Stacks and Lexis over extend. Missed Cannonball, Maclin chucks Lexis over the top, Double Lariat down spot. Another simultaneous tag Jeff and Lexis, classic Jeff offense with an addition of an Apron Splash on the entire NXT squad on the outside. Jeff looks for Swanton, but Stacks says no and Lexis crotches Jeff. Cedric gets involved and we reach the signature spam moment of this multiman imbecile matches.

Lexis Superkicks Matt, but the Hardys hit the Plot Twist on Lexis! Stacks breaks up the pin and we’re still going on. Stacks tags himself in and attacks Jeff but gets crotched. Matt and Jeff hit a Tree of Woetry in Motion. Maclin does a Jeff Hardy dance before Caught in the Crosshairs, Cedric dives on the mass of humanity outside…but Lexis hits Maclin with the cane in the chaos, and Maclin eats the pinfall.

 

Overall Score: 5/10

This was a very mediocre episode. I’ll say they got the outcome of Dani and Xia correct, but the way they got there is lame. Indi’s facial expressions are awful, so her trying to be angry looks more constipated. The crowd loves Indi and in shorter matches she was fine, but when expected to control or emote a story, she is completely worthless. Tessa with her little Disciplinary Committee is amusing since she’s the only legit one in the group. The swerve to the NXT angle is looking more and more like the obvious linchpin of Arianna turning heel.

All in all, the show was inoffensive, but with the inconsistent filming and what feels like throw together PLEs last few months, I can’t really care when you can tell there’s not much creative energy utilized. At least we didn’t have to sit through an awful “Mr. Elegance” segment. But yeah I’m not going to expect any real effort until the first AMC episode, because they’re just coasting on a bad schedule, missed episodes and no real main event scene.

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (12/4/25)

The CEO is on ROH TV!

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Will the Money Train pick up speed before Final Battle?

Having been egged on by The Chef, Red Velvet, #UltiMone is here to show why she IS the Undisputed ROH Women’s World Champion!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Beast Mortos VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Mortos wins.
  • Mixed Six Tag: The Premier Athletes VS Zoey Lynn, Philly Collins & Marina Tenaglia; The Premier Athletes win.
  • Sidney Akeem VS Rosario Grillo; Akeem wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Jake Omen, Ashton Adonis & Josh Crane; Castle & The Outrunners win.
  • Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta VS Damien & Damon Reel; Garcia & Yuta win.
  • Mercedes Mone VS Lovely Miss Larkan; Mone wins.
  • ROH Women’s Pure Championship Semifinal: Billie Starkz VS Yuka Sakazaki; Billie wins and advances to the finals.

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The Beast Mortos VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

The monstrous minotaur overcame Gravity just the other night, and now he looks to barrel through one of his fellow contenders! With Everyone’s Favorite Pillar in his corner, will Mortos build even more momentum? Or will the Ace of Space be flying high going into yet another Survival of the Fittest?

The Code of Honor is not upheld as Mortos doesn’t want it! He even blows SNOT at Komander! The fans boo and Komander is grossed out, but the bell rings. Komander still offers, but then he uses it just to tease Mortos with, “Ole!” Mortos gets mad, the two circle, and Mortos corners Komander. Komander runs up, but Mortos shoves him back and LARIATS! Mortos whips corner to corner and LARIATS again! Mortos then whips corner to corner to ELBOW, LARIAT, and GAMANGIRI! Komander sputters, Mortos reels him in, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Mortos and he drags Komander up.

Mortos SMACKS Komander, then whips, but Komander slides under the boot. Komander ducks an elbow, tilt-o-whirls, but Mortos stops the rest! Komander shoves Mortos, runs past him, and then flips to RANA! The fans fire up with Komander, and he runs up to slip around and tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up, Komander goes corner to corner, but Mortos puts him on the apron! Komander blocks a shot to GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up, Komander goes up top, MISSILE DROPKICK! Mortos stays up but the fans rally behind Komander. Mortos is mad again, he runs up, but Komander dodges! Mortos hits buckles!

Mortos gets mad again, takes a swing, but Komander blocks a shot with a knuckle lock. Komander CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Komander goes up, jumps around, but Mortos YANKS him into a fireman’s carry! And USHIGOROSHI into a shove and POUNCE! Komander is down and the fans are torn, but Mortos snarls and storms over to Komander. Mortos stands Komander up just to put him through the ropes. Mortos goes after the mask! The ref reprimands, and counts in regards to the ropebreak, but Mortos stops at 4. But Mortos goes after the mask again! The ref counts, Mortos stops to growl at the ref.

Mortos stands Komander up, just to SMACK him down! Abrahantes coaches Komander and the fans rally, but Mortos again goes after the laces on Komander’s mask! The fans boo, Mortos tells them to hush, and he snapmares Komander, just to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos still wants to rip at the eyes, and he argues with the ref. Mortos pushes Komander down to TWIST! Komander writhes, the fans rally up, but Mortos drags Komander up for another snapmare. Mortos gets the legs, but Komander makes it a victory roll! TWO, and Komander blocks a shot to KICK, KICK, and dodge! Komander DROPKICKS the legs out!

Komander hurries to get the arm, step over and LA CASITA! TWO, and Komander hurries back up. Tilt-o-whirl RANA for the cover, TWO! The fans rally as Komander hurries back to his feet. Mortos takes another swing, Komander blocks again, and he CHOPS, CHOPS, BODY BLOWS, and even pokes the eyes! Komander jumps up, up, hops down, hops back up and around, and DRAGON RANAS! The fans fire up as Mortos tumbles out! The fans fire up, Komander builds speed, and Komander DIVES! Cannonball Tope and down goes Mortos! The fans rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” and Komander rises up.

The ring count starts, but Komander has Mortos up at 4 of 20. Komander puts Mortos in, climbs back up, and the fans rally again. Komander climbs to the top rope, then walks the tightrope, but he has to bail out as Mortos moves! Komander runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but still runs into a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Komander survives and the fans rally up again. Mortos snarls and he brings Komander up. Mortos reels Komander in, lifts, but Komander slips free of the bomb to SUPERKICK! Komander winds up, Mortos ducks one kick but the SOBAT finds him! Then SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Mortos survives, Komander runs up, ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives yet again but the fans rally with Komander! Komander hurries to the corner, climbs up top, only for Mortos to trip him up! Mortos SMACKS Komander, then roars! The fans fire up, Mortos climbs up, and he SUPER- NO, Komander lands out! TIGER FEINT LEG SWEEP! Mortos falls to hit buckles! Komander goes back up and FLYING- NO! Mortos stops the rana, to BEAST BREAKER! And DISCUS LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Komander survives and the fans fire up again! Mortos snarls but Abrahantes coaches Komander up!

The fans rally as both men go to corners. Mortos runs up, spins, but Komander BOOTS the lariat, SUPERKICKS Mortos, and jumps up to POISON-RANA! Mortos is down in the drop zone! Komander goes up, tightrope walk, but SAMMY GUEVARA SHOVES KOMANDER!

Winner: Komander, by disqualification

The fans boo as Sammy ruins this match! And he SUPERKICKS Komander for good measure! The fans boo more as Sammy RIPS at Komander’s mask, and SNATCHES it off!! Abrahantes hurries to find a replacement, but BANDIDO rushes out here! The Most Wanted CLOBBERS Sammy with the belt! And BOOTS Mortos! Then SUPERKICKS Mortos! Komander gets his mask back, puts up his dukes, but Bandido helps Komander to his feet. The fans cheer them both on, but then Don Callis is on the mic! “Senoras y senores! In the immortal words of Mil Mascaras, donde esta me pantalones blancooooooo?”

The fans boo Callis insulting a legend, but Callis continues to say, “From the great country of Mexico y La Familia de Don Callis, ariba la familia, ariba Hechiceroooooooooooooo~!” And as such, The Alchemist of Lucha ATTACKS FROM THE CROWD SIDE! SHOTGUN on Bandido, then LFI mugs Komander! Hechi bumps Bandido off buckles, Mortos SNATCHES Komander’s mask again, and Hechi hits Bandido with the SWINGING BACKBREAKER! Mortos adds some stomps, then he and Hechi go after that mask! Komander tries, covering his face with a shirt, but he gets thrown aside! The fans boo as Mortos holds up the ROH World Championship.

But then Hechi snatches the title from Mortos! Hechi is not about to let Mortos claim he’ll win tomorrow night. They tug-o-war on the belt, Sammy joins in, and then Sammy holds up the belt! The fans boo, but even Mortos disagrees. Family and friendships aside, these three are going to fight over this belt! Sammy tells them both to just put the belt down and worry about this on Friday. The fans chant, “Sammy Sucks! Sammy Sucks!” but could Final Battle be the end of Bandido’s reign?

 

Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Jake Omen, Ashton Adonis & Josh Crane!

While The Peacock & The Youngest Men Alive want to be strong in the Trios Division, their run in with The Demand has given Castle a chance at the AEW National Championship! Will Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd help Castle enter Final Battle with major momentum? Or will they regret overlooking Mr. International, Mr. Astonishing & The Luckiest Man In The Building?

The trios sort out and Truth starts against Omen. They tie up, Omen headlocks, but the fans rally as Truth powers up and out. Omen RUNS Truth over, then mocks the flex! Omen says shove it, then runs, but Truth drops down, hurdles over, and tells Omen to stop! And check out the gun show! The fans cheer Truth’s flexing, and he hits Omen with an atomic drop! And a DROPKICK! And then an arm-drag! Omen scrambles, tags Crane, but Truth arm-drags Crane down! Wrench and tag to Turbo, and the fans rally up! Turbo wrenches, tags Truth back in, whip and BODY BLOW to a KNEE LIFT, then a BIG back suplex!

Truth tags Castle, Castle SPLASHES DOWN! The fans cheer as Castle joins in with the flexing. Omen & Adonis run up, but The Outrunners HIP TOSS them away! Castle gut wrenches Crane and deadlifts him up! The fans fire up and Turbo tags in! Castle THROWS Crane, Turbo tags Truth, and the Outrunners handoff the wristlock. But Crane pulls hair, puts Truth in the corner, then CHOPS! Tag to Omen, he CHOPS! Tag to Adonis, he CHOPS! Tag back to Omen, he and Adonis double whip, but Turbo sneaks a tag! Truth dodges to CHOP and CHOP and CHOP! Crane runs up, but Turbo ROCKS him! The Outrunners pinball Crane, then scoop SLAM!

Crane flounders away, Truth points to their opponents in the corners. Truth & Turbo each run to SPLASH Omen & Adonis! Then they go corner to corner to SPLASH Adonis & Omen! Then they hit the BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up wth Turbo but Omen manages to tag Crane! Crane SLAPS Turbo, but the fans tell Crane he messed up. Turbo fires up, Crane apologizes, but Turbo roars! Turbo DECKS Crane, winds up, and DECKS him again! The fans fire up and Turbo points to Castle! The fans rally up, Turbo tags Castle in! The Peacock storms in, gets Crane, and waistlocks to SLAM! Omen runs up, but into an ELBOW!

Crane is back, Castle gets under to THROW him! Adonis tries, Castle THROWS him, too! Castle blocks Omen’s boot, reels him in, and THROWS him! The fans fire up with Castle, but Omen & Adonis run up! Castle dodges, The Outrunners DUMP those two out! Then they get Crane up! Whip and scoop, Castle SLAMS Crane down! The Outrunners raise their hands, the fans fire up, and… “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVAB*TCH!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans cheer as then Castle Alabama Lifts! They all spin for BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle & The Outrunners win!

Winners: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, by pinfall

The Peacock says this is why he is fit to be a National Champion! Castle is running hot, but wait! The Demand is here! Ricochet swaggers on out, and the Gates of Agony attack from behind! It’s like a replay of the last time! The fans boo as Kaun whips Truth hard into railing, and then Liona whips Turbo hard into railing! Ricochet mockingly asks what happened, then he steps into the ring with Castle. Castle fights off the Gates, Ricochet backs off, and the 2v1 gets the better of Castle! Ricochet then BELT SHOTS Castle to top it off! Ricochet backs up to take aim, the Gates set Castle up, SPIRIT GUN!!

The fans boo even harder, but The Demand stands tall over Castle. Will The One & Only AEW National Champion stay the AEW National Champion? Or is he the one underestimating this former ROH World Champion?

 

Queen Aminata talks with Deonna Purrazzo backstage.

And it is clear by the neck brace what this is about. Aminata says she requested this time. After speaking with Tony Khan and the doctors… She didn’t want to end her tournament run this way, but unfortunately, she is not medically cleared to wrestle. They both wanted to wrestle each other, but Aminata’s neck is not something she can gamble with. That said, Aminata forfeits, and Tony Khan has granted Deonna a bye in the tournament. Aminata wishes Deonna luck, and Deonna thanks her. Deonna says this isn’t how she wanted to win like this, either. She has always prided herself on being a fighter, and she wanted to fight Aminata for that finals spot.

But it doesn’t matter if it is Billie or Yuka, Deonna will win and become the first-ever ROH Women’s Pure Champion, And when Aminata is cleared, while Deonna is champion, she’ll be waiting for her. Deonna then tells Billie and Yuka that it doesn’t matter who wins tonight, because tomorrow, ROH is about to become fluent in Purrazzo again. The Virtuosa sends her ultimatum, but will she still prove herself the best technical wrestler in the Women’s Division?

 

Mercedes Mone VS Lovely Miss Larkan!

The CEO did NOT take lightly to Red Velvet accusing her of ducking and dodging. #UltiMone is here to make a point, but will THE Undisputed ROH Women’s World TV Champion be spotless going into Final Battle? Or will her Money Train be derailed by The Trauma Train?

Larkan is way too excited for The Code of Honor, but Mone still shakes her hand. The bell rings, and Mone THROWS Larkan down by her hair! The ref reprimands and the fans are torn, but Mone does her CEO dance. Mone drags Larkan up, says this is HER show, but Larkan kicks low! And UP KICKS! Then then pumps up, only for Mone to block the kick! Mone KNEES Larkan down! Then brings her around, BACKSTABBER into STATEMENT MAKER!! Larkan TAPS, Mone wins!

Winner: Mercedes Mone, by submission

The champ doesn’t get paid by the hour, so she makes quick work of Larkan. She tells Red Velvet to keep crying, because Final Battle will be her last battle! Will Mone still hold onto the ROH Women’s World TV Championship? Or is #ThirteenBeltsMone about to have some bad luck?

 

ROH Women’s Pure Championship Semifinal: Billie Starkz VS Yuka Sakazaki!

With Queen Aminata’s withdrawal, everyone knows who the winner of this match will face at Final Battle. But will Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths look to enter her second-ever inaugural championship match? Or will the Wrestling Magical Girl put a spell on Billie and head for the gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and we are on the clock. The fans rally as the two circle, feel things out, and Billie calls for the Test of Strength. But then she teases Yuka with constantly switching the hands! The fans boo but Billie smirks while Yuka pouts. Billie also teases Yuka for her height and Yuka huffs ‘n’ puffs. They circle, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and they go around. Yuka powers Billie to the corner, Billie powers Yuka back, and Billie waistlocks. Yuka fights, they go to ropes, and the ref counts. Billie lets go, and that counts as Yuka’s first. But Yuka kicks Billie low! Yuka snapmares Billie, shifts around, body scissor and ROLLING CRADLE!

The fans fire up as they go around and around and around, then finally stop on the cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Yuka rises up. Yuka ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS! Billie tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Yuka watches Billie stumble around the outside, and she hits the low-slingshot, only for Billie to dodge the lariat! Billie ROCKS Yuka, goes for the post, but Yuka stops herself! Yuka ROCKS Billie, then POSTS her! The fans fire up with Yuka and she brings Billie up. Yuka puts Billie in the ring, then springboards, but Billie SUPERKICKS her first! Billie then has the SLEEPER on the ropes! The fans boo, the ref counts, Billie stops at 4.

The ref calls that a neutral break, and Billie drags Yuka in. Billie THROWS Yuka down by her hair, stomps away on her, then glares at the ref. Billie drags Yuka back up, ROCKS her with a forearm, then CHOPS! Billie whips Yuka corner to corner, then runs up to LARIAT! And DDT! Billie grins off that stiff impact and she covers, TWO! Yuka survives and Billie is frustrated already. Billie drags Yuka up, Yuka ROCKS Billie! And fires more shots! Yuka CLUBS Billie as we’re four minutes in, and Yuka suplexes. Billie blocks it, Yuka CLUBS Billie again, then puts her against ropes. The ref counts, Yuka stops, that is Billie’s first!

But then Billie ROCKS Yuka with a closed fist! The ref issues that first warning, but Billie fires forearm shots! Billie snapmares Yuka into a half nelson, but the fans rally behind Yuka. Billie traps an arm, and has a modified crossface. Yuka endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Yuka snapmares and rolls to BASEMENT KICK! Yuka runs, SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Billie stays in this but Yuka stays on her. Yuka suplexes, but Billie blocks! Billie wrenches out, full nelsons, DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Yuka survives, but Billie is back to the half nelson! Yuka has the ROPEBREAK! Billie lets go, but that is Yuka’s second!

Billie says to figure this out faster, ref! She goes to suplex again, but Yuka blocks it! Yuka fires body shots and wrenches out, to ROCK Billie! And SUPERKICK! And then ROLLING ELBOW! Billie wobbles, Yuka brings her around, scoop and SNOWPLOW DRIVER! The fans fire up, Yuka covers, TWO!! Billie survives, but Yuka has a leg! ANKLE LOCK! Billie endures, reaches out, but Yuka steps over! Yuka puts a lot of pressure on the leg, but Billie shakes her head! Billie scratches and claws her way forward, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Yuka lets go, that is Billie’s second, and we’re past seven minutes in.

Yuka goes up the corner, but Billie hurries to ROCK her with a forearm! And ROCKET LAUNCHER! Billie goes up, up, and SWANTON- FLOP!! Yuka avoids disaster to go up top herself! DIVING BODY PRESS!! Cover, TWO?!? Billie survives and even shocks herself! Yuka hurries to the apron, goes up the ropes, but Billie trips her up! And she reels Yuka in for a suplex! Yuka fights it, but Billie goes again! GHOST BUSTER!! The fans fire up as Billie shrieks, and now she has the leg! Billie pulls on the leg, turns Yuka, but Yuka kicks and kicks and kicks! Billie falls, but she holds onto the foot! She makes it a HEEL HOOK!!

Yuka endures, grabs Billie’s leg, ANKLE LOCK!! The fans fire up while both women endure and put the pressure on the other! They both move around, trying to find a point of leverage! Then they start firing forearms! The fans rally, Billie goes back to the HEEL HOOK!! Yuka grabs the rope, but so does Billie?! That’s a DOUBLE ROPEBREAK, and now no one is safe! We’re at the ten minute mark, one of the longest Pure Rules matches in the Women’s Division to date! Yuka and Billie rise up, the fans rally and duel, and Yuka fires a forearm! Billie fires back! Yuka fires another forearm, but Billie fires back! The fans are getting louder as the shots keep going!

Yuka fire a flurry, but Billie KNEES low! Billie runs, but Yuka DROPKICKS the leg out! Yuka runs, but Billie dodges the lariat! Billie runs back up to BOOT! Yuka rebounds to ROLLING ELBOW! Billie rebounds to HEEL KICK! Yuka ROCKS Billie, ROCKS her again, and then runs up! Billie dodges, table tops Yuka, and high stack, WITH ROPES! BILLIE WINS!!

Winner: Billie Starkz, by pinfall (advances to the finals)

At 10 minutes and 43 seconds, Billie bends the Pure Rules to her advantage and seals the deal! Billie and Deonna will meet in the championship match, but will Billie make history again by becoming the inaugural ROH Women’s Pure Champion? Or will that honor belong to the Virtuosa?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode for ROH, especially as part two of the go-home. Mone of course won her match, but I will say Larkan is good at this goofy, over the top kind of character selling Mone’s offense. Mone could certainly win at Final Battle to keep the Women’s TV title, but it’d be a great start to the larger story of #UltiMone falling apart if Red Velvet took this title back and basically started where she left off before her injury. Mortos VS Komander was great stuff, but of course Sammy had a part to play. All that was a very good brawl to send us to Survival of the Fittest, but I feel like now this means Bandido finds a way to retain. Or Blake Christian wins because he wasn’t anywhere near this.

I figured Castle & The Outrunners, which Castle himself might be trying to name the (Pea)cockrunners, would win their match, but that whole segment was so The Demand could attack again. The go-home math would say Ricochet actually loses, but that can’t be, right? He just got the belt, this is the first defense, and it’s on an ROH PPV, not an AEW event. Though, how hilarious would it be if Ricochet’s arrogance cost him and he got embarrassed like that? Again, Castle is a legit wrestler and hit it big in ROH in the past, this would be a great way to elevate Castle again.

A shame about Aminata, but with her being out of Blood & Guts, it was also pretty clear she wasn’t going to be 100% by the time her tournament match came up. Not to harp on the horribly slow pacing of this tournament by TK, but if they’d gotten things going, maybe we would’ve gotten Aminata VS Deonna before the neck injury. Though, perhaps that injury was inevitable, so it might’ve been a wash. Billie VS Yuka was great stuff, pushing the time limit and the ropebreak limit much further than even some Men’s Pure Rules matches do these days. Great win for Billie with a similar loophole to what we’ve seen Lee Moriarty use, Deonna VS Billie will be great stuff.

My Score: 8.7/10

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