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Mitchell’s AEW All In Results & Report! (8/25/24)
Is this the FINAL Countdown?
You only win when you truly go All In!
Bryan Danielson wants to be AEW World Champion, but he’s running out of time! Either he wins or he retires, will Swerve Strickland make the choice for him?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zero Hour – 16 Man Tag: Anthony Ogogo, Ariya Daivari, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, The Dark Order & Private Party VS Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight; Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight win.
- Zero Hour – High Stakes Mixed Tag: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii VS Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway; Willow & Ishii win and will choose the stipulation for All Out.
- Zero Hour – 10 Man Tag Open Challenge: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs VS The Kingdom & Cage of Agony; Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs win.
- AEW World Trios Championships London Ladders Match: The Patriarchy VS The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black VS Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC; Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC win and become the new AEW World Trios Champions.
- AEW Women’s World Championship: Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Mariah May; Mariah wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
- “For The World” Championship: Chris Jericho VS Hook; Hook wins and becomes the new FTW Champion.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Young Bucks VS The Acclaimed VS FTR; The Bucks win and retain the titles.
- AEW World Championship Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Christian Cage and earns a future AEW World Championship match.
- AEW “American” Championship: MJF VS Will Ospreay; Ospreay wins and becomes the new AEW International Championship.
- AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone w/ Kamille VS Britt Baker; Mone wins and retains the title.
- AEW TNT Championship Coffin Match: Jack Perry VS Darby Allin; Jack wins and retains.
- AEW World Championship Title VS Career: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins and becomes the new AEW World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
It’s the All In Zero Hour!
Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, and Jeff Jarrett in discussing, analyzing and predicting the action happening all in Wembley Stadium.
Tony Khan meets with Swerve Strickland.
TK says this is probably the best day ever. They are making history again on an already historic day for AEW. The world champion, Swerve Strickland, is here to sign the renewal of his contract! Nana says go for it, and Swerve signs on the dotted line. TK signs his part, they shake on it, it is a done deal! Win, lose or draw tonight, AEW is still whose house? Swerve’s House! Will ending the in-ring career of Bryan Danielson just be the cherry on top?
Zero Hour – 16 Man Tag: Anthony Ogogo, Ariya Daivari, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, The Dark Order & Private Party VS Kip Sabian, Tommy Billington, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher & Top Flight!
And you thought All In was big enough already? Well think again! Britain’s own bronze medal boxer returns home, leading the way against Mr. Superbad’s own epic eight! Who sets the tone for what is already going to be a wild night?
Private Party makes their entrances first, mics in hand, and Isiah Kassidy, “Ey yo, London, what’s good?” The fans cheer but Brother Zay says that’s not good enough. This is their first time here, let’s do it right. London, what’s good? The fans cheer much louder now, and Marq Quen says Private Party is here in London! They are the MCs of All In! So with that said, time to bring it back a bit. They haven’t done this in awhile, but today seems like the right time. Wembley Stadium, y’all ready? If you’re ready to party, can we get a HUHN~ YEAH! “HUHN~ YEAH!” Well, time to party indeed with this MASSIVE match!
These giant teams sort out, and the fans fire up as Lethal starts against the New Dynamite Kid. They circle, Tommy runs up and he DROPKICKS Lethal! Lethal is right up to fire forearms! Tommy fires back, the fans rally, and Tommy whips. Lethal reverses but Tommy runs him over! And runs him over again! Tommy keeps going, he ducks ‘n’ dodges but Lethal scoops. Tommy slips out to leap, but Lethal stops the Rana to step over! Lethal steps through but Tommy kicks free! Tommy dodges but Lethal CHOPS! Tommy CHOPS, the fans fire up as the CHOPS keep going! Tommy CHOPS and CHOPS, but Lethal CHOPS again!
Tommy and Lethal get in each other’s face, they shake hands, then back again. Tag to Ogogo and Kip, and now London really fires up because these are their guys! Kip and Ogogo get in each other’s face, and the fans rally for “KIP! KIP! KIP!” The two tie up, Kip headlocks, but Ogogo powers out. Ogogo follows and runs Kip over! Ogogo runs, Kip drops, then hurdles, then bypasses to CALF KICK! The fans cheer and Kip brings Ogogo up. Kip wrenches Ogogo, tags in Action Andretti, and Action goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Action wrenches Ogogo, headlocks, and grinds the hold. Ogogo powers up and out, and Daivari gets a cheap shot in!
Action DECKS Daivari for that, and Private Party is there to catch him! Action dodges Ogogo, stands off with him, and now EVERYONE gets in! The fans fire up for this huge 16 man BRAWL! The ref moves aside to let this happen, and then things spill out of the ring! In the end, only Lio Rush and Satnam Singh are left, and everyone realizes this is definitely in Satnam’s favor. Lio looks way up at Satnam, but the fans rally up for The Bad Child! Lio CHOPS, but Satnam just laughs it off! Lio CHOPS again, but still nothing! Satnam swings, Lio ducks and grabs a leg! That’s about all he does, and Satnam walks around with Lio!
Satnam kicks Lio away, Lio gets up and gets moving! Lio redirects, and redirects, but Satnam isn’t even bothering to move! Lio CROSSBODIES, but bounces right off Satnam! Satnam then deadlifts Lio right into a gorilla press! Lio’s team rushes in to attack Satnam! But then Satnam EXPLODES free! Everyone bails out again, Satnam lifts Lio again, and he THRWOS Lio onto Kyle and Darius! Satnam’s team cheers, and Eivl Uno says that was wild! Satnam HEADBUTTS Action, tags Lethal, and they mug Action. Tag to John Silver, he scoops and SLAMS Action! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” The fans cheer that!
Silver drops an elbow on Action, drags him to ropes, and CHOKES him! The ref counts, Silver lets off, and he argues with the ref so that Uno can SMACK Action with papers! Mr. Brodie Lee would be proud of that. Sonjay Dutt wants to try, and he SMACKS Action! Uno & Sonjay cheer themselves on, but Action KICKS Sonjay! Sonjay claims he’s hurt, Silver ROCKS Action! Tag to Alex Reynolds and he fires hands. Reynolds whips Action, then ELBOWS him down! cover, TWO! Tag to Daivari and they mug Action. The fans rally up but Daivari hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Action stays in this but Daivari stays on him with a facelock.
Daivari whips Dante hard into the corner, then digs his boots in. Tag to Isiah Kassidy, and Daivari snapmares Action for Brother Zay to SLINGSHOT SENTON! The fans are torn as Zay taunts Top Flight. Tag to Marq Quen, Zay snapmares Action so Quen can SLINGSHOT SENTON! The All In MCs are already having fun as Quen DROPKICKS Action! Tag back to Daivari and he drags Action up. Daivari CHOPS, Action sputters, but then he CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again! Action whips, Daivari reverses and ELBOWS Action down! Cover, Lio breaks it! The fans rally, Daivari brings Action up to whip. But Action handsprings to BACK ELBOW!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Daivari and Action crawl, hot tag to Reynolds, and hot tag to Kip! Mr. Superbad springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS! Reynolds gets up, Kip blocks his kick, and KNEES in return! Kip reels Reynolds in to suplex, STREET CUTTER! The fans fire up as Reynolds goes to a corner, and Kip CANNONBALLS! The fans cheer, but Silver runs up! Kip TOSSES Silver, tags Kyle, and then Kip ARABIAN PRESSES Silver & Uno! Lethal runs up, but Kyle SUPERKICKS him first! Kyle goes up, leaps, and FLYING CUTTERS! Lethal bails out, Private Party attacks Kyle! They double whip but Kyle breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT!
The fans fire up and Kyle even DECKS Satnam!! The fans fire up even more, and Kyle shouts, “AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!” The fans reply, “OI OI OI!” GAMANGIRI for Reynolds, then a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Daivari breaks it! The fans continue “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” for Kyle but Daivari drags Reynolds over to tag in. Ogogo joins Daivari as they get Kyle up and double whip. Kyle ducks the lariats, holds ropes, and Dante tags in! He springboards to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Angel Dorado kips up and the fans fire up again! Dante calls Darius and the rest of the team, and they all set up, PLANCHA after PLANCHA!
Darius, Rocky, Lio and Kip all take out their targets, and now Dante coordinates with Tommy. They go up the corners, and then Kyle and Action take the others! QUADRUPLE SUPER CROSSBODIES!! More direct hits and the fans are loving this! Kip puts Zay in, kicks Quen away, but Zay runs up! Kip sends Zay out, Quen is there for SILLY STRING! Kip flounders, Zay brings him up and RAMS him into a corner! Quen runs in to GAMANGIRI, then Zay puts Kip up top! The MCs serve up some GIN & JUICE!! The fans fire up for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” But Rocky ROCKS each of them! Rocky runs, and DOUBLE DDTS!
Rocky stands Quen up to scoop and SLAM! Tommy is up top, he DIVING HEADBUTTS Quen! Ogogo runs up, Tommy dodges but the RIGHT HOOK gets Rocky! Tommy fires off on Ogogo, then whips. Ogogo reverses to POP-UP RIGHT! Kyle runs up, dodges Ogogo and scoops him, into the JUMPING TOMBSTONE!! The fans are thunderous and the Aussie Arrow aims at Silver! Silver dodges, and Dark Order starts up the WOMBO COMBO!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Reynolds runs up on Darius but Dairus kicks him! Darius goes up, jumps, and he gets Dark Order for the DOUBLE DDT COMBO! But Daivari hammerlocks to LION’S LARIAT!
Daivari runs at Dante now but dodges by going out, up, around, and GAMANGIRIS Daivari down! Dante then goes up and up and MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Dante’s team wins!
Winners: Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight, by pinfall
A huge match, a lot of fun, and a huge win for Superbad, Azucar, Protostar, Dynamite Kid, and the flyest foursome in wrestling today! Will all eight of these stars soon shine as Summer gives way to Fall?
Zero Hour – High Stakes Mixed Tag: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii VS Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway!
The Babe with the Power is also the babe with a belt, as she is the CMLL Women’s World Championship. Her former friends can’t stand that, so they’re coming to take it from her. But they’ll have to get past Willow and the Stone Pitbull to do it! Will Stat & Stoke be setting the terms for All Out’s title match? Or will The Conglomeration get off to a great start in Wembley?
What is this? How did Stokely get a palanquin and the guys to carry it? And what is he doing dressed up like MJ? Guess he wants us to remember the time he made his Wembley debut. Stokely has a mic and a big smirk as he says, “Ladies and gentlemen! Get out of your seats and get on your feet, because every night is Staturday Night!” With that, the Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor makes her way out, and the two go to the ring. After that, the fans fire up as “Big Tom” Ishii makes his entrance, followed by Willow. The teams sort out, and Ishii starts against Stokely. Stokely talks strat with Stat, but then Stokely takes one look at Ishii and tags out!
Kris tells Ishii to go fetch Willow and he tags out. Willow steps in and Kris runs up to ROCK her! Willow runs up again, but Kris gets around, waistlocks, but Willow bucks the O’Conner. Willow runs up< Kris sweeps, but Willow avoids the basement dropkick! Kris avoids the splash, Willow avoids the Penalty Kick to roll Kris up! TWO, and both women fire forearms! Willow gets the edge, backs Kris into a corner, but the ref backs Willow up. Willow runs back in, Kris moves and blocks the ref’s view as Stokely trips Willow up! Willow glares at Stoke, but Kris runs back up to ROCK Willow! Kris fires more shots, the ref counts, but Kris brings Willow out.
Kris scoops, Willow slips free and shoves Kris, to SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow brings Kris up, runs, and BOOTS Kris down! Willow runs, Stokely holds the ropes open! Willow falls, the fans boo, but the ref is busy with an angry Ishii! Kris goes to the apron and she CROSSBODIES Willow down! The fans are torn but Kris does a victory lap! Kris then runs up on Willow, into a DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up, Willow puts Kris in the ring, but now Stokely gets in her face! She tells the “little troll” to stay by his corner! Willow storms into the ring but Kris KICKS her! DRAPING DDT! Willow flops back, Kris kicks her down.
The fans boo as Kris flexes and taunts Ishii. Kris goes out to fetch Willow, drags her up, and brings her around to suplex to the floor! Willow writhes, Kris drags her up and into the ring, then covers, TWO! Kris taunts Willow, “You wanna make a tag?” Kris whips Willow to a corner hard and Willow falls! Kris keeps Willow from Ishii and CLUBS away! Kris whips Willow hard into another corner! Kris flexes, whips again, but Willow comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And LARIAT! The fans fire up, Willow fires up with them, and she runs, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and Kris is beside herself!
Kris CHOKES Willow, rains down fists, and then lets off to stomp Willow. Kris drags Willow up but the fans rally. Willow fires hands, but Kris CLUBS her again! Kris fireman’s carries, for a F- NO, Willow slips free as Kris falls back, and she SENTONS! Cover, TWO and Kris ghost pins! TWO!! Kris ROCKS Willow with a forearm! Willow ROCKS Kris back! Kris fires another forearm! Willow fires another! The fans rally as the forearms become CHOPS, and they CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Willow CHOPS, Kris ROCKS, but then Willow LARIATS! The fans fire up and Willow brings Kris up! Willow suplexes, Kris slips free and shoves!
Kris spins, but Willow fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Willow and Kris crawl, hot tag to Stokely and Ishii! Not that Stokely really wanted to… But he has no choice but to step to Ishii! The fans fire up, Stokely CHOPS! Ishii doesn’t budge! Stokely CHOPS, runs, but then bounces off Ishii! Stokely tries again but he again bounces off of Ishii! Then Ishii CHOPS Stokely! And DECKS him! And CLOBBERS him! Stokely staggers up, Ishii reels him in, to suplex, but Kris makes the save! Stokely distracts the ref, Kris fires a forearm, but still Ishii doesn’t budge!
Kris fires more shots but Ishii just eggs him on! Kris winds up and ROCKS Ishii! Then she whips Ishii into Stokely’s SPINEBUSTER! But then Ishii’s right back up!! The fans are thunderous, and Stokely turns around to see Ishii! Stokely apologizes but fans tell him he messed up! Ishii runs up, Stokely drop toeholds him into buckles! Stokely runs up to SPLASH! Stokely goes up to rain down fists! The fans count, Stokely goes all the way to TEN! But then Ishii picks Stokely up to POWERBOMB! High stack, Kris breaks it in time! The ref reprimands but Willow is in to GERMAN- NO, Kris fights with elbows!
Kris switches, and she GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Willow is right up! Kris runs, Willow POUNCES her! The fans fire up and Willow sits Stokely up, so Ishii can SLIDING D! Cover, Ishii & Willow win!
Winners: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (Willow chooses the title match stipulation)
The Babe with the Power and the Stone Pitbull take a big bite out of Big Stoke, and now the ball is in their court! What will Willow want for her All Out grudge match with Kris?
Zero Hour – 10 Man Tag Open Challenge: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs VS The Kingdom & Cage of Agony!
The Natural & Sammy Guevara are ROH World Tag Team Champions, and then together with Marshall & Ross Von Erich, Dustin is ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champion! However, all those belts come with targets on their backs, so The Wrestler is standing with his friends to fight back! Will Team Texas stand tall in London? Or will Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona all stake their claims to the gold?
Dustin cosplays Deadpool while Sammy is Wolverine, and they lead the team down, only for The Kingdom to lead an attack! All ten men meet at the ramp, Taven going after Ross, Bennett going after Dustin, and Cage is after Sammy mostly because they can’t both be Wolverine! The fans fire up as things head closer to ringside, Kaun and Shibata brawl while Liona has Marshall. Cage RAMS Sammy into apron, then he sends Shibata into railing! Ross throws Taven into railing, but Liona does that to Marshall! Ross KICKS Taven, Dustin fires hands on Bennett. The ref reprimands, this isn’t even a match yet!
Dustin puts Bennett in, Cage puts Shibata in, and the brawling continues! Sammy takes Kaun down, Ross puts Taven in now, and the ref still tries to restore order! But then Team Texas sets Bennett, Taven, Cage and Liona in corners, and opens ’em up! The fans fire up for the QUADRUPLE SHATTERED DREAMS!! The Kingdom is in agony, and now Sammy puts Kaun in. Sammy goes up, to CROSSBODY! The bell rings, cover, ONE!! Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges Kaun to CLOBBER him! Sammy kips up, the fans fire up, but Liona runs in! Sammy DUMPS Liona out, but Kaun CHOPS! And CHOPS again!
Kaun whips, Sammy jumps the dropdown, Kaun hurdles, but Sammy shoves Kaun to drop and hurdle! Then Sammy backflips and DROPKICKS! The fans cheer for the smooth kip up! But Cage storms in, and again, they argue over who wears it better. Cage runs in, Sammy dodges to put him in the corner. Sammy runs in to RAM Cage, go to the apron, and ENZIGIRI! Cage stumbles, Sammy MOONSAULTS Kaun on the outside! Sammy then ROCKS Cage, goes up, and FLYING CUTTERS! Liona runs up, Sammy dodges but then Liona POUNCES him! Sammy tumbles out of the ring, and Kaun sends Sammy into railing!
Kaun brings Sammy up to send into more railing! The fans boo but Kaun puts Sammy back in. Kaun covers, TWO! The fans rally up, Kaun tags Liona, and The Gates of Agony stalk Sammy. Liona SPLASHES down onto Sammy, then drags him back up. Liona clinches, to SHOVE Sammy into the corner. Tag to Cage, they mug Sammy, and even Taven gets his shots in! The ref reprimands, Liona lets off and Cage RAMS into Sammy again and again. Cage CHOPS Sammy, tags Bennett, and Bennett CLUBS Sammy down. Bennett hauls Sammy up, trips him, and then CATAPULTS him into Taven’s GAMANGIRI!
Sammy falls back onto Bennett’s knees, Taven adds the ELBOW DROP! High stack, TWO! Sammy survives, Bennett tags Taven, and they go for an open corner! Taven climbs BRAINBUSTER and FROG FLOP as Sammy moves! Taven flounders, Sammy crawls, and the fans rally! Bennett drags Sammy back but the ref reprimands. Sammy stands to ENZIGIRI Bennett down! Hot tag to Dustin! The fans fire up as Dustin ducks, dodges and CLOBBERS Taven! Dustin whips, Taven reverses but “Not Today!” UPPERCUT! And atomic drop! Dustin runs to BOOT then BULLDOG! Bennett returns, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM!
Taven is up, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM! Dustin dragon sleepers, but Bennett BOSTON BAYONETS! Shibata UPPERCUTS Bennett! Cage runs up and gets around, pump handle and DRIVER! Marshall LARITS Cage, but Kaun SHOTGGUNS Marshall! Sammy JUMP KNEES Kaun, hoists him up, G T H!! But Liona POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Sammy! Ross runs in, goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Taven hits KICK O’ THE KING! Ross flops out, Taven rallies and fans clap along. Taven flips them off for being sheep, and then he FLIES! Down goes everyone on the outside! Dustin says he wants to do that?! The fans are thunderous for it!
Dustin fires up, builds speed, but then says “SUCK IT!” SPINAROONI! The fans cheer, but Swolverine storms up on Dustinpool to fireman’s carry! F5 out onto the cluster! The fans boo but Cage builds speed! Cage FLIES and he manages to wipe out the group all over again! Wait, now Sammy is going up! SHOOTING STAR PRESS and down goes every again! The fans cheer, Dustin and Taven get in the ring, and Dustin hits a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Taven survives but Dustin calls to Sammy! Sammy hurries back up, and up to the top rope even! But Cage SHOVES Sammy down! Cage climbs up?!
But Marshall is there to ROCK Cage with fists! Ross joins in, The Von Erichs go up, only for The Gates of Agony to go after them! Bennett says go for it, but then Shibata has him for a SLEEPER! The Gates still hook the Von Erichs up, TOWER OF DOOM!! The fans fire up for the double powerbomb superplex! Bennett is fading, Shibata becomes a backpack! Bennett RAMS Shibata into buckles, then fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, and Taven adds JUST THE TIP of the knee! Dustin BOOTS Bennett! Taven SUPERKICKS Dustin! Dustin rebounds, dragon sleepers, CROSS RHODES!! Cover, The Gates break it!
Marshall runs up, but into a fireman’s carry and T K O! Kaun intercepts Ross, GUTBUSTER DROP! Shibata KNEES Liona, Sammy leaps at Cage! Cage catches him for a SWINGING SIDE SLAM! The Gates get Shibata up, ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! Dustin returns, but into DOUBLE HEADBUTTS, a SUPERKICK, and another ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! The Cage of Agony puts Taven on the cover, TWO?!? Dustin is out with nanoseconds to spare and Cage is shocked! Cage hauls Dustin up, puts one out, but Sammy runs in! Cage blocks the kick to KNEE Sammy! The Gates get Sammy up, ROCK-A-BYE RANA!! The Von Erichs DOUBLE DROPKICK The Gates!
Sammy JUMP KNEES Cage! Shibata returns, but Bennett SPINEBUSTERS Sammy! The fans boo but Shibata UPPERCUTS Bennett! Shibata whips and BOOTS Bennett, then fires off furious forearms! The fans fire up and Shibata goes corner to corner! HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata then reels Bennett in, HALF HATCH! Marshall goes up while Shibata BOOTS Cage! MOONSAULT! PENALTY KICK for Cage! Taven is up, he goes after Dustin, but Dustin fights the suplex to FINALY RECKONING! Sammy is up top, and he SWANTON BOMBS!! Cover, Team Texas wins!
Winners: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs, by pinfall
A hard fought fight, but in the end, the cowboys of ROH are standing tall! Will they be riding off into the sunset with these championships? Oh no, The Kingdom & Cage of Agony attack again! They’re sore losers, but now papa Kevin Von Erich gets in!? The fans fire up for the living legend, even as Taven talks a lot of smack. IRON CLAW!! Then everyone else gets IRON CLAWS!! The Von Erich sons even DOUBLE CLAW Liona! Team Texas throws out the trash, will nothing stop them now?
Saraya is here!
The Unproblematic Princess goes to the ring, with not just her sidekick, but her family AND the Knight Family gym’s trainees! This is the homecoming Saraya demanded, and she’s making it for herself! The Outcasts get in the ring, and Harley grabs a mic. “Attention, everyone, I’m gonna need you all… to simmer down. Because Saraya is PISSED! The fans tell Harley to STFU but Harley says they have decided that this show cannot go on! Saraya gets the mic to say, “How DARE you! This is MY country! I am your Unproblematic Icon, I am your Queen of England, you will respect me!”
The fans boo but Saraya says last year, she won the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now she’s not even on the main show! She is the best female wrestler to ever come out of England! The fans continue to taunt her, but Saraya says All In will NOT continue until she gets the respect she deserves! Wait, is that…? YES! Jamie Hayter is back! Speaking of AEW Women’s World Champions from England, Jamie is back from her one year of injury, and she CLOBBERS trainee after trainee to get in the ring! Is that Jack Starz? Well Jamie throws him into steel steps! Harley runs up but Jamie SHOVES her aside!
Jamie storms into the ring, she and Saraya are face to face, but here comes another prospect! Jamie CLOBBERS her, but now MAMA Knight gets in! She SMACKS Jamie, but Jamie DECKS her in return! Saraya freaks out but Jamie pumps up! Saraya bails out, so Jamie drags Harley into the ring! Jamie says this is for Saraya! LARIAT!! Harley just learned that Hayter still Hits Hard, will all of AEW remember that from here on out?
AEW World Trios Championships London Ladders Match: The Patriarchy VS The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black VS Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC!
Christian Cage tried to do “right” by his makeshift family, but that involved him trying to screw over all of their contenders. Christopher Daniels laid down the law, which is why Christian, Nick Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus aren’t facing just one team but THREE, and in what could be the biggest ladder match ever! Will Captain Charisma find a way to survive these odds? Or will we see new champions crowned one way or another?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and we see who will rise to the occasion!
The bell rings and all 12 men watch each other. But then the nine challengers look at the three champions. Christian bails on his boys, and they get jumped 9v2! The fans cheer, but Christian keeps running! The challengers TOSS Nick, kick Luchasaurus out, and then they all start brawling with each other! Brody King goes after Nick, Bang Bang Gang keeps on Luchasaurus, Pac goes after Buddy Matthews. Brody makes Nick take a seat, to SPLASH him against railing! Claudio fires UPPERCUTS on Colten Gunn, Malakai has Wheeler Yuta, Juice storms up on Claudio. Claudio UPPERCUTS Juice but Colten CLUBS Claudio!
Malakai brings out a TABLE! The fans cheer, and Brody also brings out a TABLE! Colten CHOPS Claudio, but Claudio CIHOPS in return! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up as Claudio gives more CHOPS! Pac and Buddy brawl, Buddy ROCKS The Bastard. Yuta storms up on Brody but Brody CHOPS and Malakai KICKS! Buddy sets a ladder up in the ring and climbs, but Austin Gunn drags him down! Austin CHOPS Buddy, then he climbs! But Yuta drags Austin down to DECK him! Yuta climbs, but Malakai drags him down to DECK him! Malakai climbs, Claudio yanks him down to UPPERCUT!
Claudio climbs, Austin stops him to DECK him! But Pac stops Austin to BOOT him! The fans fire up as Pac climbs, but now Brody is here! Brody drags Pac down to LARIAT! Brody climbs, but Colten runs in to stop him! Juice helps out, but Brody fights them both off! Brody folds up the ladder, but Colten DROPKICKS it into him! Juice goes out to CANNONBALL Claudio! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Colten! Malakai goes up and out to QUEBRADA Juice & Colten! Yuta DIVES to take them all out! Buddy builds speed, he FLIES to take them all down! But now Pac is in! The Man Gravity Forgot goes up and up and SUPER SKY TWISTERS everyone!!
The fans are thunderous, but Pac sees the Gunns in the ring. Pac storms up on them, they dodge, scoop and SLAM! The Gunns say Gunns Up! Colten holds Pac open, Austin climbs, WAZZUP!! Shoutout to The Dudleys and then Austin tells Colten, and Colten tells Austin, and then they both tell Juice, “GET THE TABLES~!” Juice says oh my brothers, testify! But Buddy DECKS Juice first! Brody runs in, breaks the line and DOUBLE LARIATS The Gunns! Then he DIVES onto the others!! The fans are thunderous, and no one is in the ring! Wait, NOW Christian Cage returns. The fans cheer this “great role model” as he scampers back into the ring!
Christian sets a ladder up, climbs it, but Brody stops him! Claudio helps drag Christian down, and they double whip to TOSS Christian out! The others catch him, and decide “father of the year” deserves a special 9v1 beating! Wait, Mother Wayne is setting up the ladder! And she is climbing! This won’t count, though! The Gunns step in and tell mommy dearest not to try it. She says okay, steps back, but Luchasaurus returns! He grabs both Gunns, to DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Juice runs up, into a CHOKE SLAM! Pac is back, but he gets a CHOKE SLAM! Claudio fights the grip, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him!
Yuta is back, but Luchasaurus CHOKE SLAMS him onto Claudio! Buddy is on the apron, but Luchasaurus intercepts! APRON CHOKE SLAM!! Buddy falls, but Malakai JAMS Luchasaurus with a ladder! Malakai then puts that ladder in a corner, but Luchasaurus grabs Malakai! CHOKE SLAM onto the ladder! But now Brody King is up! Luchasaurus grabs Brody, Brody ROCKS him first! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS, and both behemoths wobble! Brody turns and Nick WAYNE’S WORLD CUTTERS through a table!!! The fans lose their minds as Nick takes Brody out at the expense of his own body! But now Luchasaurus climbs!
Christian returns, but wait, he tells Luchasaurus to help him!? Luchasaurus was going to have the glory and Christian can’t have that! Fans boo as Christian climbs up and Luchasaurus gives him a boost, but Juice and Yuta TIP the ladder! Both Christian and Luchasaurus fall, and now Yuta and Juice brawl! Buddy and Malakai go after them! SHINING WIZARD for Juice in a corner, then another! Malakai kicks, kicks and BOOTS Yuta! Malakai fires more hands, then Brody returns! Brody SPLASHES Juice, then SPLASHES Yuta! The fans bark with Brody, and The House coordinates to hit CERBERUS on Yuta!
The fans are thunderous, and now they aim at Juice! But The Gunns get in, 3:10 TO YUMA on Brody?! Claudio is back, runs in, but into 3:10- UPPERCUT!! Claudio takes out Austin, then dodges Colten to SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as Juice runs up, but Claudio ducks the kick! Claudio trips Juice, has the legs, and Yuta clears out space for THE GIANT SWING! Juice goes around again and again, TEN! And then past that to FIFTEEN before the basement DROPKICK! Claudio sets Juice up for Pac, and the BLACK ARROW! The fans fire up more, as Pac and Yuta DOUBLE DIVE! They take out Malakai & Buddy, and now Claudio sets up a ladder!
Claudio climbs, but Brody is there! Brody climbs, CHOPS Claudio, but Claudio CHOPS back! They CHOP and CHOP, but then the Gunns both SMACK them with chairs! The TLC is complete, and the chair shots keep going! Juice and Colten go looking, and they bring out MORE tables! Those tables are put in the ring, set up near corners, and even in corners. Claudio and Brody still climb the ladder, so the Gunns get up under them this time! Claudio and Brody fight them off, but then The Gunns jump on for SLEEPERS! But The Gunns are just backpacks as Claudio and Brody climb! The fans fire up, Claudio and Brody fire hands!
Brody and Claudio start fading, holding onto each other! But the Gunns just squeeze tighter, “GUNNS UP!” But then they all fall down, through tables!!! The fans are thunderous as even the ladder falls over from that impact! Juice hurries to put the ladder back up, but Buddy stops him! Buddy drags Juice down to DECK him! Buddy climbs, but Nick is back! Buddy ROCKS him! Buddy picks up the ladder, but Nick waistlocks Buddy! Buddy switches, Nick elbows and PELES! Nick goes up and WAYNE’S WORLD! But Malakai ROCKS Nick! Nick SHOVES Malakai, Malakai hits ladder! Nick runs up, but Malakai YANKS ladder into Nick!!
Malakai stands the ladder up, climbs, but Juice hurries to bring him down! Juice suplexes Malakai up and out, but Malakai lands on the apron! Malakai ROCKS Juice, Juice ROCKS Malakai! Juice throws a shoulder but Malakai KNEES him down! Malakai hurries in, but Nick runs up! Nick ENZIGIRIS and Malakai falls outside. Nick builds speed, to DIVE and DESTROYER through a table!! The fans are thunderous, no one can deny how great that was! Meanwhile, Juice brings out a new ladder, and it is super sized! Juice pushes that in, tips the other one over, and then he sets the big boy up! It goes right to where the belts are!
Juice climbs, but Christian slithers back in! Christian TIPS that ladder, Juice CROTCHES on the top rope!! Juice falls out, but Pac springboards in! Christian CHUCKS a chair! Christian then gives Pac a FULL METAL KILLSWITCH!! Christian then gets something from Mother Wayne! Yuta drags a ladder over to set it up, and the fans rally up! Yuta climbs, but Christian SPRAYS Yuta in the face! Yuta flails, Christian drags him down and SLAMS the ladder down onto him! Christian then grabs that chair, and he SMACKS the ladder again and again and again, beating Yuta with it! Christian pushes Yuta and ladder aside, but Juice is bringing chairs!
Juice and Christian CLASH, and they’re both disarmed! Christian kicks Juice, then brings the chair around! Mother Wayne gets on the apron, but Juice LOW BLOW MULE KICKS! Mother Wayne calls Juice an SOB, but the chair is a shield against the spray! Juice takes the spray, and SPRAYS Mother Wayne! The fans cheer, and Juice aims for the table! Juice reels Mother Wayne in! But Luchasaurus grabs Juice! The fans boo but Juice breaks free, LEFT HAND O’ GOD! But Luchasaurus BOOTS Juice, Juice falls through a table! Luchasaurus helps Christian set up the ladder, and Christian climbs! Luchasaurus is on defense, but the fans cheer for him!
Buddy returns! He goes right up the ladder, he and Christian fight up top! Buddy SMACKS Christian off the rungs! But Luchasaurus grabs Buddy, but Buddy KNEES free! Buddy grabs a small ladder to CHUCK it into Luchasaurus! Then he uses it to climb up, catch up to Christian, and grab for belts! Christian goes after Buddy, and SPEARS him down through a table!! The fans fire up but now Luchasaurus is up! Luchasaurus has the tall ladder, and he drags Christian up! He makes Christian climb with the Electric Chair Lift! The fans boo Luchasaurus, but Pac is climbing! Pac BOOTS Christian down onto Luchasaurus!
Pac grabs a belt, he brings it down! PAC’S TEAM WINS!!!
Winners: Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC (NEW AEW World Trios Champions)
The #BastardCombatClub goes from a makeshift team to Wild Card winners to the team that takes down The Patriarchy in the wildest ladder match in AEW history! Pac has his Wembley Moment, and Christian is pissed with Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus says to hecc with him then, and storms off! Christian is even more upset now, but he has no one to blame but himself! As for House of Black, they show the new champs respect by offering handshakes. Pac shakes their hands, and tonight, Newcastle can celebrate with their champion! Will The Bastard, Swiss Superman and Decoder take these titles to new heights?
AEW Women’s World Championship: Toni Storm VS Mariah May!
Ever since becoming “Timeless,” The Leading Lady brought Hollywood to AEW: the thrills, chills, drama, action, and even a touch of romance. Toni also brought a young protege along for the ride. But riding Toni’s coattails was not enough for The Glamour! She wants to replace Toni as the star, even if she must do it violently! Will the treacherous understudy make All In all about Mariah? Or will she have to pry this title from Toni’s cold, dead hands?
What a twist! Luther returns! The butler accompanies Miss Storm to the ring, and the fans applaud! Mariah, however, scowls. She never liked Luther and Luther never really liked her, so the feeling is mutual. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we are about to see the performance of a lifetime!
The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already! Toni and Mariah slowly step forward, the fans singing for “Toni, Toni Storm~!” Toni is still heartbroken over how it came to this, but now they fire fast hands! The fans fire up, Mariah fireman’s carries, but Toni slips out! Toni reels Mariah in, Mariah slips free, and they fire hands again! Toni gets the edge, kicks low, then whips. Mariah reverses, runs up, but Toni goes up and over! Mariah SHOTGUNS first! Toni ends up in a corner, but the fans continue to sing. Mariah scowls, storms up on Toni and stomps away! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she argue with the ref.
Mina Shirakawa is seen in the crowd, alongside some other wrestlers watching the show. She is so conflicted watching this. Mariah stomps away on Storm again, but lets off at 4. Mariah smiles as she goes around, and then storms back over to Toni. DOUBLE CHOP! Storm just fires up! Mariah frowns, CHOPS, but Toni shouts! Mariah CHOPS, Toni CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Toni gets the edge, then fakes Mariah out to DDT! Mariah sputters to ropes, Toni storms up and scuffs her again and again. The ref reprimands, Toni runs side to side, but Mariah avoids the hip attack to BOOT Toni!
Toni gets up on the apron, Mariah sunset flips to POWERBOMB to the floor! Mariah plays coy, then she SPITS at Luther! The ref has to stop Luther but that just lets Mariah smother Toni! Then she stomps Toni, puts her in the ring, and goes into the ring. Mariah stomps Toni, the fans rally up, and Mariah drags Toni up. Mariah scoops, and SPINOUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Mariah soaks up the heat after hitting her “Mariah-go-round,” then she drags Toni up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Toni again! The fans rally for Toni as she rises up, and Mariah heads after her. Mariah puts Toni in a corner, to CHOP!
Mariah goes corner to corner, runs in, but Toni ELBOWS her away! Toni goes up but Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS! Mariah then goes up to STRATUSFACTION! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps Toni down with underhooks, but the fans rally for Toni. Toni fights up, but Mariah hops on, BUTTERFLY GUILLOTINE! But Toni powers through to suplex! Mariah slips free to SLAP Toni! Toni drops to her knees, the fans boo Mariah, but Mariah just mocks them. Mariah drags Toni up, and throws down punches! Reminiscent of the night she bloodied Toni! Mariah kisses Toni on the forehead, then runs, into a THESZ PRESS!
Toni rains down fast hands and the fans fire up! Toni then deadlifts Mariah, but Mariah slips around to SAIDO!! Toni flops out of the ring but Mariah goes to the apron. FLYING KNEE! Toni gets folded up, and Mariah soaks up the heat from London! Mariah even walks over to give Nigel a kiss on the forehead! Nigel is excited, and then Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Luther!! The fans boo but Mariah doesn’t care about that butler! Mariah’s own mother reprimands her, so Mariah SLAPS her mum!?! The fans boo, what has gotten into her!? Mariah storms into the ring, but Toni HIP ATTACKS her right back out!
Toni rains down fists, then drags Mariah up to DRIBBLE her off the steel steps! The fans cheer as Toni brings Mariah up, FULL METAL STORM ZERO!! The fans are thunderous, but both women are down on the outside! Toni hobbles away, goes to Mrs. May and apologizes to her. The fans cheer as they hug it out, and then Toni goes back for Mariah. Mariah is busted open! Now the shoe’s on the other foot, and Toni puts Mariah into the ring! Mariah cries as she crawls away, but she brought this upon herself! Toni climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count along, and Toni goes all the way to TEN! Toni poses and the fans cheer!
Toni sees the blood on her hands, but she drags Mariah up to TOSS her away! The fans cheer, and Toni drags Mariah up to TOSS back the other way! Mariah sputters and cries, but Toni drags her back up. Toni JABS, JABS, JABS, and then winds up! But Mariah SPITS at Toni!? So much for the tears! Toni SLAPS Mariah down! Toni drags Mariah up for a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Mariah survives and Toni is frustrated. Mariah goes to a corner, Toni runs in, and Toni blocks the boots! Toni puts Mariah in the ropes, but Mariah ELBOWS her away! Mariah then ducks a punch to ROUNDHOUSE! Toni staggers, Mariah shrieks, and then Mariah climbs!
Mariah MISSILE DROPKICKS Toni down! Both women are down and the fans fire up. Mariah rises, the fans rally, and Mariah runs in to SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Mariah grins as she steals her mentor’s move. Mariah takes her time going corner to corner, to run back in, SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Mariah then saunters her way out, and she smiles as she runs back in! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Wait, now Mariah has her “close-up!” SWEET HIP- LARIAT!! Toni turns Mariah upside-down, then GERMAN SUPLEXES her away! Mariah is in a corner, Toni has her close-up, and she hits SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then STORM ZERO!! Cover, TWO?!?!
No one can believe it, let alone Toni, but Mariah survives Toni’s best moves! Mariah sticks her hand up to flip Toni off! So Toni grabs that finger and BENDS it! Toni drags Mariah up but Mariah SLAPS! Toni BENDS the finger, Mariah SLAPS, repeat! Toni SLAPS, Mariah SLAPS, repeat! The fans fire up as they go faster and faster, it’s another scrum! They start pulling hair and the ref gets between them! Mariah shoves the ref to LOW BLOW Toni!! So Toni LOW BLOWS back!! DOUBLE HEADBUTTS and both women fall! A standing ovation from Wembley, and Mother May is still upset, but perhaps a little conflicted, too.
The fans know “This is Awesome!” as both women rise! Toni fakes a punch, reels Mariah in, but Mariah fireman’s carries! MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!? Mina is still wringing her hands as she watches this, and Mariah grabs at the belt! Luther snatches it away! The fans cheer, and Luther flips Mariah off! Mariah crawls for the show, but Toni steps on her hand! Toni grabs the shoe, looks it over, but the ref says no, this is still a normal match! She’d get disqualified! Mariah begs for mercy from Toni. Toni says don’t you dare apologize now! Toni winds up, but her heart breaks again! Tears come to her eyes as she can’t do it!
Toni reels Mariah in, Mariah jackknife bridges!! TWO!!! BLINDSIDE KNEE!! FRONTSIDE KNEE!!! Mariah drags Toni up, kisses her goodnight, and steals STORM ZERO!!! Cover, MARIAH WINS!!
Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)
Mina can finally breathe again because it is all over. AEW was Toni Storm’s world, but now it’s all about the glitz and The Glamour! What won’t Mariah do to stay on top? As for Toni, she still dramatically flails about, and is somewhere between crying and laughing. The fans sing for her, and she thanks them with a nod. But if she is no longer the Leading Lady, what is Toni to do with herself?
“For The World” Championship: Chris Jericho VS Hook!
The Learning Tree wanted to be a mentor to The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil, but really ended up an overbearing know-it-all. But ever since bringing in “The Redwood,” Big Bill Morrissey and “The Bad Apple,” Bryan Keith, Jericho’s ego has run wild, as has his violent streak. Will the #JerichoVortex only continue to grow and grow? Or can Hook rip it out, roots and all?
Well, speaking of his Branches, Jericho of course has Big Bill & Bryan Keith with him during his entrance. And then, Jericho has his band, Fozzy, here to play his theme song live for him! Jericho has on an orange suit, guess why, and a mic. “Hi, guys~! I… am the Learning Tree!” As for Hook, cameras follow him from gorilla, up the long staircase, and he has Taz’s theme for his entrance, that then blends into his own! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who truly defines FTW!
The bell rings and the fans rally up, but of course Bill & Keith get right in the ring! Now it’s just a 3v1 mugging! The fans boo, but what else was Jericho going to do under FTW Rules? Jericho then drags Hook up to CHOP him in the corner! And CHOPS again! Jericho whips Hook corner to corner, then he sends Keith in. Keith LARIATS, then Bill sends Jericho in to LARIAT! Bill runs in to SPLASH! Bill pushes Hook down and the fans cheer him. Hook manages to stand, but Jericho runs in to hit a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Hook is showing true grit, but he just gets mugged for it! But Hook clinches Keith to EXPLODER!
Bill runs up, Hook TOSSES him out! Hook and Jericho throw hands, and Hook gets the edge! Hook ROCKS Jericho, whips him, but Jericho reverses. Hook stops himself, gets around Jericho to waistlock, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Both men are down, but Hook rises! The fans fire up as Hook clinches to T-BONE SUPLEX! Hook and Jericho rise again, Hook runs up, but into a throat chop! LIONSAULT! Jericho grins, covers, TWO! Hook stays in this but Jericho goes out to look for plunder! Jericho brings out kendo sticks, a pool cue, and a beige bag! We know these mystery bags hold bad things, and as Jericho pours this one out to reveal… Cricket balls?
Jericho drags Hook up, but Hook shifts around to hit a BIG back suplex! They narrowly miss the cricket balls, but Hook hurries to go out and find something for himself! Hook brings out a Cricket BAT! Hook SMACKS Keith, that’s six! SMACK for Bill, that’s another six! Hook JAMS Jericho, SMACKS him, and then bats a Cricket ball at Jericho! And another! And now Hook just throws them at him like he’s the wicket! One for Bill, too! Hook then CHOKES Jericho with the bat! It says, “HI, GUYS!” on it! Jericho flails, but Hook goes from choking to using the bat in a T-BONE SUPLEX! Hook hits a different pair o’ balls there!
The fans fire up, but Keith gets in! TRASH CAN LID SMASH! Hook goes down from the headshot! Jericho stands, storms up, and he trips Hook to then turn him over! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as Hook endures, and Jericho talks trash on Hook! Hook fights up, rolls through, and he BOOTS Jericho into a corner! Jericho comes back, but Hook trips him! Hook turns Jericho to steal the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans cheer as Jericho now endures! But Bill runs in to CLUB Hook! The fans still cheer, they still like Bill. Bill scrapes Hook out of the ring, Keith beats him down, and Bill brings out a TABLE!
Keith CLUBS away on Hook, the fans chant “We Want Big Bill!” and Bill sets the table up at ringside. Keith CLAWS Hook’s good eye, and then Keith says hold on. They need more! Keith brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans are torn, just like Hook’s body is about to be. Keith puts the board on the table, but he flips it over to hide an old bloodstain… Bill drags Hook up, to SKY- NO, Hook slips free and he POSTS Bill! The fans boo, but Hook LOW BLOWS Keith for his part in this. But Jericho pokes Hook in the good eye! Jericho pushes Hook in the ring, Hook swings blind! Jericho toys with Hook, tapping on the shoulder.
Hook swings, misses, and Jericho LARIATS! Jericho then fetches the trash can, or rather “bin” as the UK calls them. Jericho SMACKS Hook with it! Hook falls, but Jericho isn’t leaving it at this. Jericho wants Hook to get up, fans rally, and Hook stands. Jericho aims, but Hook ducks the elbow! And ducks again! Hook clinches again, EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Hook pulls the tape away! Hook’s eye is 100%! Hook then clinches, to EXPLODER! Hook then watches Jericho rise up. REDRUM!! Jericho flails, Bill returns! Bill pulls Hook’s hair, and gives him CLUBBING shots! Jericho grabs the pool cue!
Jericho runs up, Hook gets free, and Jericho SMACKS Bill! The cue breaks, and Bill falls down through the barbed wire board and table!! The fans lose their minds, and then Hook clamps on REDRUM!! Jericho flails, but Keith returns! Jericho shoves Hook into Keith, and Keith DECKS Hook! Keith had his hand wrapped with the belt Jericho was gifted by Martha Hart!! Cover, TWO?!?! Hook survives and Jericho is furious! Jericho grabs the kendo stick, and he demands Hook get up! Hook rises, Jericho runs up, but into REDRUM!!! Keith grabs the FTW Championship now, and that’s the last straw for Taz!
Taz gets up from commentary, he storms up behind Keith and YANKS him down! TAZMISSION!!! The fans are thunderous as father and son put on the signature kajigatame! Jericho TAPS, Hook wins!!
Winner: Hook, by submission (NEW FTW Champion)
Not only is this title finally off Jericho, but it is finally back with the First Family of FTW! Will Hook make sure it never leaves his side again?
AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Young Bucks VS The Acclaimed VS FTR!
Matthew & Nicholas Jackson have been such awful EVPs that it was only a matter of time before they had everyone at their throats. However, they also managed to pit their challengers against each others, as Max Caster & Anthony Bowens have as much beef with the “gatekeeping” Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood as they do with The Elite. Will The Bucks slip away with the gold because of that? Will Platinum Max & The Five Tool Player finally get the spotlight back on them? Or will FTR prove they’re still the Top Guys in AEW?
Well of course The Bucks try and impersonate The Beatles and Sergeant Pepper… And then they get pyro! But The Acclaimed make their entrance last, with a “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy~” Seven Nation Army! Caster has a mic because he has a diss track on deck! “Platinum on the mic and I rock the house really well! FTR lookin’ like members of the EBL! Your legacy is such a great prank. Y’all got Bret Hart matches in the spank bank! Young Bucks, Reebok, I can’t believe this shit! The only things you’ve ever had to pump were your p*nises! What more can I say? In the UK, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!”
The fans cheer, and Bowens gets the mic to tell, “WEMBLEY STADIUUUM~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does! The fans fire up, the belts are raised, and it is time to see who is truly elite!
In this Triple Threat, there are only two teams legal at a time, so Nicholas starts against Dax. But then Nick tags out to Caster, so Caster and Dax circle. They tie up, Caster powers up and out, but Dax runs him over. Things speed up, Caster hip tosses then DROPKICKS! Then arm-drags! Caster has the armlock, but Dax powers up, and pulls hair to put Caster in the corner! Cash tags in, Caster slips away, and Bowens jumps in to stop FTR! FTR and Acclaimed start shoving, and The Bucks applaud it. But then that gets the attention of FTR and The Acclaimed. The Acclaimed slide out to flank The Bucks! The Bucks run away into the ring!
FTR ROCKS The Bucks with right hands! The Acclaimed get in to ROCK The Bucks, too! The Bucks are now pinballed between FTR and Acclaimed! The Acclaimed have Nick in one corner, FTR whips Matt at Nick. The Bucks dosido but end up in DOUBLE ATOMIC DROPS! The Bucks stumble into each other, then Bowens LARIATS Nick out one side, Cash LARIATS Matt out the other! The fans fire up as now Acclaimed and FTR stare down. And the brawl is on! The fans fire up, Cash UPPERCUTS Caster and Dax whips Bowens. Bowens reverses to TOSS Dax out! Cash UPPERCUTS Caster again!
Cash CHOPS Caster, brings him around, and whips. Caster ducks ‘n’ dodges, Bowens tags in, sunset flip and NECKBREAKER! The Acclaimed then stand Cash up, scoop and SLAM, and Bowens goes up! But Nick tags in off Bowens to SHOVE him down! Nick springboards and FLYING LARIATS Caster down! Nick soaks up the heat, then tags in Matt. Matt fires hands on Cash, then cravats. Nick helps with the SLICED BREAD, then SHINING WIZARDS! Caster runs in, but Nick catches him for a GUTBUSTER! Matt runs up, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Bucks soak up more heat while the ref keeps Dax back.
The fans taunt The Bucks with a “C M PUNK!” chant, but Matt snapmares Cash to drop a knee on him! Matt knees Cash in the back again and again, then clamps on a chinlock. Matt grinds Cash down, Nick says the reason fans are here is because of The Bucks! Cash fights up, fires body shots, but Matt CLUBS Cash! Matt DECKS Caster just because, then tags Nick. The Bucks double whip, but Cash avoids the superkicks! Cash TOSSES Matt, Nick kicks low to whip, but Cash comes back to UPPERCUT! The fans rally, Cash crawls, but Matt YANKS Dax off the apron! Matt rains down fists on Dax while Nick SHINING WIZARDS Cash in the corner!
Nick GAMANGIRIS, ROCKS and BULL- NO, Cash stops the bulldog, and he POWERSLAMS Nick in return! The fans fire up as Cash looks for his corner, but Dax is still down! Matt runs in, Cash dodges the splash! Bowens tags in and rallies on The Bucks! Bowens spins and DECKS Nick, then fires off kicks on Matt! Bowens runs to FAMOUSER! The fans fire up with Bowens, and then he fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK on Nick! Cover, TWO! Matt stands up but Caster intercepts! Caster scoop SLAMS Matt, then he scoop SLAMS Nick! Caster stacks The Bucks, Bowens goes up, DOUBLE SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~!!
The fans fire up, and Billy Gunn gets up, to join in on the scissor fingers! Caster sees Dax, runs up, but Dax DECKS him! Dax gets around Bowens to GERMAN SUPLEX! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! Caster CLUBS Dax, but Dax gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Matt tags in off Bowens, Caster switches with Dax! Dax BOOTS Matt, ELBOWS Caster, then GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt! Nick gets in as Matt switches, but Dax BACKDROPS Nick away! Dax switches, Matt desperately grabs Nick, Dax DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES The Bucks! The fans fire up and then Cash gets in to waistlock Nick!
FTR STEREO GERMAN SUPLEXES The Bucks! Bridging cover on Matt, TWO!! Matt stays in this but FTR drags him over. Cash tags in and Dax puts Matt up top. Cash goes to another corner, climbs up, but Matt fights back! Matt ROCKS Dax, but Bowens ROCKS Matt! Matt ROCKS Bowens, but then Bowens and Dax ROCK Matt! Bowens and Dax say truce, and they both climb up! They DOUBLE SUPERPLEX Matt for the Power! Cash DIVING SPLASHES onto knees! Matt denies Cash the Glory, and Caster is up top! MIC DROP, onto knees! Cash denies Caster, and now Nick is up to 450 SPLASH, onto knees! Caster denies Nick, and the fans are thunderous as all SIX men are down!
The teams regroup, stand up, and then we get TRIPLE DOUBLE LARIATS!! Again, all six men are down! Billy coaches his boys, and a standing count begins. Matt and Dax are the only ones left in the ring, and we pass 5 of 10! Matt brings Dax up and he fires haymaker after haymaker! Matt shoves, fakes the superkick, but Dax slips out of the DDT! Dax swings, Matt ducks! Matt swings, Dax ducks! Dax feints and DDTS Matt! The fans fire up and Dax brings Matt up! Cash goes up, but Matt backdrops Dax away! Nick catches Cash with a springboard SUPER STEINER! Nick then goes out to PENALTY KICK Caster!
Matt brings Dax up, but Cash stops Nick! Cash SHOVES Nick, Nick MOONSAULTS onto The Acclaimed! SHATTER MACHINE for Matt!! Cover, someone YANKS the ref out!! But who? Billy thinks it’s Nick because that’d make sense, but Nick defends his innocence. Billy still chases Nick, they go into the ring, Nick SUPERKICKS Billy! Cash runs up but Nick DUMPS hm out! Dax runs up, Nick ROCKS him to SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER! Bowens DECKS Cash but then Nick handsprings and TORNADO DDTS Bowens to the floor! Nick returns to the ring, he and Matt get Dax by the wrists! E V P- NO, Cash DECKS Nick!
Caster BOOTS Cash! Matt says he and Caster can hit Dax now! Caster says why not. E V P TRIGGER REMIX!! Down goes Dax, but Caster blocks a kick to shove Matt! Cash is there, SHATTER MACHINE REMIX!! The fans are thunderous, but now Cash TOSSES Caster! Cash drags Dax onto Matt but Bowens is up top! Bowens BLOCKBUSTERS Cash onto the cover! The match continues and the fans cheer! Bowens crawls his way over to Dax, drags him to the corner, then tags in off him. Caster joins in, The Acclaimed want to end this! But Nick brings Caster around! Caster switches, Matt grabs the ref, STEREO LOW BLOW MULE KICKS!!
The fans boo because they saw the cheat this time! The Bucks say time to pump up the #ReeBucks! Cash gets up, he gets a DOUBLE SUPERKICK! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Caster! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Bowens! Cover, TWO!! Another cover, TWO!! A third cover, TWO!! Matt is furious but Nick goes out to snatch the belts! The fans boo as Nick slides one in so blatantly. The ref confiscates that belt, but that lets Nick pass one to Matt! Matt aims at Bowens, but Billy intercepts with a kick! Then, FAMOUSER onto the belt!! The fans are thunderous as Daddy Ass says “SUCK IT!” Bowens gets Matt up, THE ARRIVAL! Caster MIC DROPS!! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT!!
The fans boo but Nick then HOTSHOTS Dax! Cash LARIATS Nick out! Cash DUMPS Bowens onto Nick and Caster! Cash builds speed, and he DIVES! The Acclaimed get wiped out but Nick got away! Nick grabs the belt again! Dax TOSSES Nick, then sends Matt into Nick! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Dax is sent into a BELT SHOT!! Matt rolls Dax, TWO!!! Dax survives but The Bucks have him! E V P TRIGGER!!! Cover, BUCKS WIN!!!
Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
The Acclaimed wanted this so badly, FTR wanted this so badly, but The Bucks were the only ones willing to do bad! They stay atop the AEW Tag Team Division, but wait! Who’s this slipping in from the crowd? It’s James Drake & Zack Gibson, the Grizzled Young Veterans!! The fans are going nuts as GYV stare down the EVPs! The Bucks say not tonight, boys. The Bucks leave, so GYV jump FTR! The fans boo but GYV drag Cash up! #GritYourTeeth!! The lariat-sweep combo takes Cash out, will Gibson & Drake ssssoooooon~ be recognized as the AEW World Tag Team Champions?
The Forbidden Door is ready to open again.
Almost an exact year from today, AEW and NJPW will once again converge, right here in LONDON! Who will make their way from around the world to be part of this incredible crossover? We’ll have to wait and see for August 24, 2025!
AEW World Championship Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
While Swerve Strickland defends his AEW World Championship against Bryan Danielson in tonight’s main event, and while Darby Allin has his golden ticket to AEW Grand Slam in September, we are about to see chance collide with chaos! Who gets left waiting in the wings as someone snatches a title opportunity for their own?
Orange Cassidy makes his entrance, apparently being dropped off rather harshly by aliens…? And with the darker denim and Pixies, this is clearly Freshly Squeezed in a more serious mood. And the first to join him? THE RAINMAKER, KAZUCHIKA OKADA! The fans go wild as The Continental Champion makes his way out, but something about this feels like favoritism by The EVPs. The Okada Dollars rain down, the contract is on display, and we see who puts their name on the dotted line!
The bell rings, the fans fire up, and we’re on the clock. Wait, Okada asks for a hug? Well, Best Friends were part of Chaos in NJPW, so there’s a connection here. Cassidy figures why not, for old time’s sake. They HUG! The fans cheer, and Okada is no longer emotional! Okada CLUBS away on Cassidy, ROCKS him in the back of the head again and again, and he soaks up cheers and jeers. Okada waistlocks, but Cassidy blocks the ripcord with putting hands in pockets! The fans cheer as Okada pushes Cassidy away. Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, Okada hurdles but Cassidy leaps over to SHOTGUN! Cassidy kips up and the fans cheer!
Okada storms up to scoop, but Cassidy slips free! Hands are out, Cassidy victory rolls, TWO! Cassidy runs up, but into a FLAPJACK! The countdown is here, and we get… NIGEL MCGUINNESS!? Is this why he left commentary!? London is losing their ever-loving minds as Nigel comes out of retirement for this incredible moment! Even Okada is excited about this! Nigel stares Okada down as the fans sing for the legend. And then the forearms start flying! London is all behind Nigel as he waistlocks, but Okada wrenches out to whip. Nigel goes up, under, rolls, and then dodges a boot to bait Okada, leapfrogs him, then fires fast hands, and ROCKS Okada!
The fans are thunderous for Nigel and he takes a moment to revel in it. Nigel then storms up on Okada, but Okada kicks low and bumps him off buckles. Okada fires a forearm, then whips him corner to corner. Nigel reverses, Okada pulls a Yano style stop, and then he dodges Nigel. But Nigel headstands in the corner! Okada runs up, blocks a boot, and he gut wrenches Nigel, only for Nigel to slip free! KICK and CLUB! Cassidy returns but Nigel RAMS into him! Cassidy spins Nigel but Nigel LARIATS! Cover, TWO! The countdown is back, and out comes Kyle O’Reilly! The Violent Artist makes Conglomeration two men strong here as he hurries to the ring!
Kyle is an ROH icon, and he goes ight for the ROH legend! Kyle wrenches, Nigel wrenches and slips through, but so does Kyle! Nigel spins to ELBOW, then he reels Kyle in. Kyle JAWBREAKERS, Nigel yoyos! That’s where Kyle got it from! But Kyle bypasses Nigel, only for Nigel to buck the O’Conner. Nigel UPPERCUTS Kyle, but Kyle KNEES Nigel! Kyle snapmares and PENALTY KICKS! Okada is back but Kyle gets a leg! DRAGON SCREW! Kyle fires strikes on Nigel, kicks a leg out then KNEES him down! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada ROCKS Kyle, whips him to a corner, but Kyle goes up and over! Nigel runs up, Kyle ducks him, so Nigel RAMS into Okada!
Kyle blocks Nigel’s kick, DRAGON SCREW! Okada blocks Kyle’s kick, DRAGON- NO, Kyle steps through to ARMBAR! Okada fights around, turns over, but into a DISARMER! Nigel storms up to top wristlock Kyle! Cassidy returns but Nigel kicks him first! Nigel suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy holds Nigel so Kyle can AX & SMASH! Okada runs up to UPPERCUT Cassidy, then ROCK Kyle! Okada fires off hands, dodges Cassidy, and then ripcords, but Cassidy dodges! Kyle BOOTS Okada, Cassidy comes back, SHOTGUN ANNIHILATION! The countdown is down again, and fifth up is… ZACK SABRE JR?!
London goes wild as one of the best ever from Rev-Pro, The Front Man of TMDK, and the 2024 G1 Climax Champion, has returned home for another golden opportunity! Cassidy is ready for this as he and ZSJ have unfinished business. Kyle & Cassidy welcome him in but ZSJ chooses to around the way. ZSJ steps in, dodges Cassidy and UPPERCUTS Kyle! ZSJ RAMS Cassidy, suplexes, STUN DOG- NO, ZSJ stops the stunner and NECK TWISTS! Kyle runs up, ZSJ stuffs his takedown, and NECK TWISTS! Nigel storms up and the fans go wild all over again! It’s a sight London never thought they’d see!
The two Englishmen shake hands, and then wrench! ZSJ wrenches, Nigel wrenches, ZSJ rolls, but Nigel wrangles him! ZSJ kips up, kicks free, and UPPERCUTS! Nigel smiles, then UPPERCUTS back! London cheers for “BRITISH WRESTLING!” as the UPPERCUTS go back and forth! Nigel UPPERCUTS again and again, but ZSJ hooks him! Nigel fights the backslide, but ZSJ ducks the lariat! Nigel sits on the roll-up, ONE as ZSJ sunset flips! Nigel rolls through but ZSJ pops him around, TWO!! Nigel escapes and the fans fire up! Okada storms in, DECKS Nigel, then talks smack on ZSJ. ZSJ UPPERCUTS Okada!
ZSJ runs up, Okada pops him up into the REVERSE- NO, ZSJ makes that an IRON OCTOPUS! Okada powers through to still REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada drags ZSJ up, scoops and SLAMS, then goes up top! MACHO ELBOW! The fans sing for ZSJ but Okada winds up, for the MIDDLE FINGER~! The fans give it back, and Okada grins at ZSJ. ZSJ BENDS the finger! ZSJ trips Okada, ties up the legs, INDIAN DEATHLOCK! ZSJ says deuces, d*ckhead! But Kyle KICKS ZSJ! And KICKS! And KICKS! ZSJ blocks one, and he reels Kyle in for a COBRA TWIST! ZSJ has two men caught but the countdown is done! Sixth out is… Roderick Strong!
The Savior of the Backbreaker can no longer complain he didn’t get his shot, because here he comes! ZSJ lets Kyle go but still has Okada in the deathlock. Roddy CHOPS ZSJ off his feet, but that ends up hurting Okada, too! Roddy KICKS away on Kyle, ZSJ lets Okada go. Roddy gets around ZSJ to atomic SLAM! Then he catches Kyle, to SLAM him onto ZSJ! Roddy runs up at Cassidy, blocks a kick, and YANKS him into a BACKBREAKER! Roddy brings Kyle up, underhooks, TIGER- GUILLOTINE! Okada DROPKICKS Kyle, Roddy hits a BACKBREAKER! And the countdown’s done again? Lucky seven is MARK BRISCOE!
The fans fire up again as the ROH World Champion runs out, Conglomeration now three men strong! Mark dodges Roddy to UPPERCUT Okada! CHOP for Roddy! Repeat! ROLLING ELBOW takes down Okada! Roddy waistlocks, Mark breaks free to PELE! ZSJ returns, he RAMS Mark, and he whips. Mark DIVES onto Okada! ZSJ BOOTS Kyle, wrenches, PELE- NO, Kyle blocks to ANKLE LOCK! ZSJ reels Kyle in to headlock but Kyle SAIDOS free! Mark sees ZSJ bail out, and he BLOCKBUSTERS to the floor! Mark fires up and high-fives the fans, then he storms in to DECK Nigel! And CHOP Roddy! Cassidy passes a chair to Kyle for him to set it up!
Mark builds speed, and he uses the chair to FLY! Down goes Nigel and Roddy! The fans are thunderous, the countdown is done again, and number eight is… HANGMAN ADAM PAGE! The Black Hat Cowboy warned the entire world that if you’re in his way, he runs you over, and he’s about to run a lot of people over! Hangman even gets pyro! The Conglomeration stands together, and Cassidy DIVES, but Hangman SHOVES him down! Hangman ROCKS Kyle, ROCKS Mark, repeat! Hangman whips Mark into Kyle, then short arm LARIATS Mark! DISCUS ELBOW for Kyle, then DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto Mark!
The fans fire up with Hangman, and he DUMPS ZSJ out! Hangman ROCKS ZSJ, runs, but Okada is there! So Hangman TOSSES Okada out! Hangman triangle jumps, LARIAT for ZSJ! Hangman CLUBS Okada, Cassidy leaps, but Hangman catches him! FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up and PLANCHA, down goes Okada! BOOT for Nigel! POP-UP APRON POWERBOMB for Roddy!! Hangman aims at Cassidy, BUCKSH- NO, Cassidy dodges! ORANGE- NO, Hangman ducks and Alabama Lifts! DEADEYE!! Cover, Mark breaks it!! And the countdown is done! Number nine is… DOUBLE J! The fans are all fired up for Jeff Jarrett!
The Last Outlaw has his guitar and wife Karen as he makes his way out, but he better hustle if he wants to stop Hangman’s rampage. Hangman stares Jarrett down, these gunslingers ready for a shootout! Karen holds onto the guitar, Jarrett storms into the ring, and the fans fire up as the hands start flying! Jarrett gets the edge, then DECKS Hangman! And DECKS Roddy! And DECKS Okada! Jarrett DECKS Cassidy, DECKS Nigel, and DECKS Kyle! He DECKS ZSJ, ROCKS Roddy, DECKS Mark, then DECKS Roddy! Jarrett goes after Hangman with UPPERCUTS, then he struts! The fans cheer, and then Jarrett ROCKS Hangman again!
Jarrett climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, Jarrett goes all the way to nine, but Hangman POWERBOMBS him outside! Jarrett’s body wipes out all the others, and Hangman shouts to stay outta his way! But then Karen is on the apron and shouting at him! Hangman grabs Karen by her mouth and tells her to shut it! The ref reprimands, but the countdown is done! Number 10 is… RICOCHET!?!? AEW grabs up another hot free agent, and now The One & Only is All Elite! Ricochet swaggers his way down the ramp so he can take his time hearing London go nuts all over again! And there’s pyro!
Ricochet slides in, right under Hangman! Then he rolls off Hangman’s back, ducks under a lariat, handsprings and RANAS! Then he kips up, vibes, and DROPKICKS Hangman out! The fans are electric as Ricochet dodges Kyle, kicks and whips, but Kyle reverses. Ricochet trips Kyle up into buckles, and corner 619s! Ricochet jumps over Mark to BOOT, then he GAMANGIRIS Kyle! Ricochet springboards, FLYING LARIAT! Ricochet HANDSPRING KICKS Roddy down into Mark! The fans fire up as Ricochet goes up and up and SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STARS!! Down goes the field and the fans are electric again!
Ricochet brings Roddy up, CHOPS him, then he BOOTS Hangman! Ricochet brings Hangman around, ROCKS him, and puts him in the ring. Ricochet goes to a corner, goes up and up and “This is Awesome!” Hangman ROCKS Ricochet first, and the countdown is done! Number 11 is… CHRISTIAN CAGE!? He always did say the trios titles were just his way back to the world title, so now that he has no titles, here he is again! Ricochet fights the superplex while Christian hobbles down the ramp. Ricochet shoves Hangman down, then SUPER CROSSBODIES Christian at the ramp! The fans fire up as Ricochet tells Christian off!
Ricochet hurries in, dodges Roddy and SCREW HIGH KICKS! But Hangman slingshots, BUCKSHOT on Ricochet!! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada and Hangman already had a tense relationship from Blood & Guts, and now these two start firing forearms! Hangman gets the edge, whips, but Okada reverses to DROPKICK! Okada brings Hangman up, but Hangman Alabama Lifts! Okada slips free, but Hangman LARIATS first! Hangman reloads on the apron, but Karen grabs his foot! Hangman glares at her, but doesn’t see Jarrett storm up! Jarrett taps Hangman on the shoulder, Hangman looks at him, SMASH HIT with the guitar!!
Down goes Hangman and the fans are thunderous! But Okada ripcords Jarrett! RAINMAKER!! But ZSJ runs up! Okada backslides him, short arm LARIAT! And then a ripcord, RAIN- NO, ZSJ slips around, ARMBAR!! The others scramble, Cassidy ghost pins ZSJ! TWO!!! ZSJ escapes, ORANGE PUNCH for Okada! ORANGE- NO, ZSJ ducks the punch to O’Conner Roll, JAPANESE BRIDGE! TWO!! EURO CLUTCH, TWO!! ZSJ fires up, the fans are with him, but the ORANGE PUNCH hits!! Roddy runs up, Cassidy dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Roddy hits END OF HEARTACHE!! But FROGGY-BOW from Mark!
Nigel has Mark, Mark BODY BLOWS! Mark reels Nigel in, underhooks, but Nigel fights it! Nigel wrenches, whips, Mark reverses. Nigel headstands, BOOTS, but Kyle KNEES Nigel! Mark and Kyle call their shot! Mark Electric Chair Lifts and Kyle climbs, but Nigel slips free! Nigel shoves Mark into Kyle! Then he has Kyle for the LONDON TOWER!! Cover on Kyle, TWO!!! Kyle survives but the fans fire up! Nigel builds speed, but the STRONG KNEE hits! Kyle shoves Roddy, Nigel YOYO LARIATS!! Christian SPEARS Nigel!! But the countdown is done, and number 12 is… LUCHASAURUS!? And yes, he is USING the name Luchasaurus!!
The fans are thunderous as the man-dinosaur has liberated himself from Christian! Christian begs for mercy, but Luchasaurus choke grips KYLE?! To CHOKE SLAM him!! And he drags Christian up, to put on Kyle?!?! CHRISTIAN WINS?!?!
Winner: Christian Cage, by pinfall (has a guaranteed title shot whenever he wants)
What rubbish is this!? Luchasaurus takes back his name, as just some sort of teenage rebellion? He hands Christian this win on a silver platter, and now Christian has his golden ticket that he can cash-in at any time he wants! Hangman sits up and realizes what just happened, and is just as stunned as anyone else. Nick & Mother Wayne reappear to celebrate with Christian, when and where will The Patriarchy strike?
AEW “American” Championship: MJF VS Will Ospreay!
Maxwell Jacob Friedman insists that he is an American Hero, that AEW deserves both a champion and championship that represents “The Only Country That Matters,” and that this match, MJF VS Ospreay Part 2, is one of the biggest matches you could possibly get. Well, one out of three isn’t bad. But MJF also likes to say it is facts over feelings. Then will MJF have to accept the fact that he is not the best wrestler in the world? Or will he find a way to survive the Aerial Assassin?
Speaking of assassins, Ospreay has a breakdance troupe help plug the next Assassin’s Creed video game, Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, as well as narration from Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Ezio has heard the legend of the rogue assassin. Born of this very soil, its fog in his skin, and its way of life in his soul. It is here where Ospreay found his calling. That calling led him to the Land of the Rising Sun, and in following the steps of Japanese legends, he took to the skies and became a warrior elevated above them all. Greater challenge awaited him in the west, a new continent to conquer, and yet… He has lost his course.
The weapons he possesses have been forsaken, “plagued by the crimes of a false patriot. Doubt clouds your mission. But, on this night, where your journey began, you must remember what made you. For all the paths you have traveled, all who you have defeated, now more than ever before, seek the wisdom of our creed revealed in these words: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins.” With that, Ospreay makes his entrance, ready to return to his roots! And he gets a lot of pyro! As for MJF, he has various young ladies waving the stars and stripes as he walks out in an Uncle Sam Ric Flair fusion get-up.
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who brings this title home!
The bell rings and the fans are already thunderous for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” MJF and Ospreay stare down, then run up to fire hands! The fans fire up, MJF gets the edge then puts stank on it, only for Ospreay to counter punch! Ospreay fires shots again and again, then puts MJF in a corner. The ref counts, backs Ospreay up, but MJF gets a cheap shot in! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but MJF runs up on Ospreay. Ospreay TOSSES MJF out, then PLANCHAS! Down goes MJF and the fans fire up again! Ospreay goes to the apron as fans rally, but MJF YANKS him down!
MJF puts Ospreay in, he salutes, but the fans boo. Ospreay runs up to BOOT MJF down! Ospreay builds speed to handspring and SASUKE SPECIAL! Down goes MJF and the fans are thunderous again! Ospreay drags MJF up, puts him in, then aims from a corner. The fans rally as Ospreay runs up, HIDDEN- NO, MJF dodges! Ospreay almost runs into the ref, and then MJF CLOBBERS Ospreay! MJF CLAWS the eyes, the ref counts, but MJF HAMMERS away on Ospreay. MJF TOSSES Ospreay out, soaks up heat, and then he goes out after Ospreay. MJF CLAWS Ospreay’s back, then whips him hard into railing!
MJF makes Ospreay take a seats, so he can BITE Ospreay’s forehead! MJF leaves Ospreay behind long enough to refresh the count, then he runs up to BOOT Ospreay! Ospreay sputters, MJF soaks up more heat, and MJF brings Ospreay around. Ospreay ROCKS MJF, ROCKS him again, then BOOTS MJF down! Ospreay runs, but MJF BACKDROPS him to the floor! MJF puts Ospreay in, covers, ONE!! Ospreay’s tougher than that but MJF drags him into a chinlock. Ospreay endures, the fans rally, and Ospreay fights up, Ospreay fires body shots, then ROCKS MJF! Ospreay calls his shot, springboards, but MJF stops the cutter!
MJF gut wrenches, Ospreay victory rolls it, TWO! MJF has it now, TWO! Ospreay has it back, TWO! Both men stand, Ospreay slips around to go up, POISON- NO, MJF stops that and brings Ospreay back up! MJF spins Ospreay to POWER BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives and MJF is frustrated already. MJF scuffs Ospreay, talks smack on the fans, then scuffs Ospreay again. MJF slaps Ospreay around, but Ospreay PELES! The fans fire up, Ospreay calls his shot again, but MJF throws Ospreay down by his hair! The ref reprimands and fans boo but MJF just soaks up the heat. MJF then hits the kangaroo stance!
The fans boo his mocking reference to last year’s All In, KANGAROO KICK! MJF kips up and soaks up more heat. Ospreay goes to the apron, MJF storms over and brings Ospreay in. MJF slashes his throat, and jumps for HEAT- NO, Ospreay pushes him away! MJF’s leg jams, Ospreay springboards in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Ospreay reaches up as the fans sing for him, but MJF stands. Ospreay kips up! The fans cheer, MJF swings but Ospreay fires fast hands! Ospreay whips, MJF reverses but Ospreay handsprings! MJF ducks under, then pokes Ospreay in the eyes!
MJF soaks up more heat, flips the fans off and gives some Ravishing Rick Rude hips. But he turns around into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, MJF reverses but Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER! Cover, TWO! MJF survives the kick, but the fans rally for Ospreay. Ospreay has to get some leftover streamers out of the way, then he drags MJF up. MJF blow SNOT on Ospreay! Ospreay Kawada Kicks away! Then he SNOTS MJF, and STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! MJF bails out, but the fans rally as Ospreay starts with “OI! OI! OI!” Ospreay builds speed and SASUKE SPECIALS again!
But MJF catches it! TOMBSTONE to the floor!! The fans go nuts while both men are down! The ref checks both men, and both men are okay to continue. The fans rally up, MJF slips into the ring, and then he tells Ospreay, “You think you’re special because you can flip? Anybody can flip, you POS!” MJF then goes to the apron, aims, and ASAI MOONSAULTS! Ospreay dodges, and catches MJF for a SPANISH FLY!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down again! But hey, MJF did prove himself right. Ospreay drags MJF up, puts him in the ring and then puts him on the top rope! Ospreay goes up a corner, to GUILLOTINE SHOOTING STAR!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous and Ospreay is snarling! Ospreay drags MJF up, and are their fans actually dueling? Ospreay underhooks, Canadian Rack, but MJF pops free! CROSS RHODES?!? Cover, TWO!! MJF shouts out an American Nightmare, but he couldn’t finish this story. MJF looms over Ospreay, drags him up, and calls his shot! BRAIN- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! And OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO!! MJF survives but the fans fire up again! BUZZSAW! MULE KICK! And SUPER OSCUTTER!!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! A miscalculation by Ospreay and MJF survives! Ospreay is frustrated, will he really need that move to end this?
The fans rally as hard as they can, and Ospreay storms around. Ospreay drags MJF up, underhooks him, but MJF slips up and out again! So Ospreay back suplexes! MJF lands, his leg jams, so Ospreay goes for it! But MJF was lying! He steps over to JUMPING PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay barely gets the shoulder up and the fans fire up! Both men are down as Ospreay writhes and MJF catches his breath. “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay reaches up again. The ref checks both men, and MJF rises up. MJF brings Ospreay in, but Ospreay cradles! TWO!! MJF escapes, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Ospreay underhooks, but again MJF slips free!
MJF blocks a kick, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Ospreay falls right to the mat! MJF aims from a corner, winds up, but Ospreay slips through the lariat to underhook, STORMBREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! MJF survives and the fans are saying it now, “TIGER DRIVER!” Ospreay rises up, and he thinks it over. He goes to his other weapon, and he takes off the elbow pad! MJF flops over to bail out of the ring. The fans boo but Ospreay gets another idea. Ospreay goes out after MJF, and uses the corner, for the APRON OSC- FLOP as MJF moves back! MJF shakes out the stars, and he goes up the corner now! MJF grins, LONG ISLAND SUNRISE on the apron!!!
The fans lose their minds as MJF shouts out his former brochacho, baybay! MJF leaves Ospreay behind so the ring count can start. We hit 5 of 10, MJF wants it to go faster! Ospreay sits up at 7, flounders at 8, but he’s still down! Ospreay springs in at 9.99!! MJF is beside himself but the fans are thunderous! The fans sing for Ospreay again and MJF is even angrier now. MJF is practically foaming at the mouth, and he drags Ospreay up. MJF takes aim, he’s copying Ospreay! But then Ospreay copies MJF as he falls over! MJF insults London and Ospreay by saying their boy is a clod, then he salutes. MJF stalks Ospreay to the apron and brings him up.
MJF says “God Bless America!” HEAT- NO, Ospreay shoves him away again! MJF runs up, Ospreay moves aside, and he SUPERKICKS MJF in the ropes! And now APRON OSCUTTER!! The fans are thunderous again while both men are down! Ospreay clutches his shoulder, but the fans declare “This is Awesome!” The ref wants Doc Sampson to be on standby, and now MJF says his neck hurts, too. The ring count starts, but Ospreay sees a target! Ospreay takes aim, to FLYING HIDDEN BLADE!! MJF DUCKS, the cameraman takes the hit!! The fans lose their minds and Ospreay checks the poor guy. MJF grabs the title belt!
MJF sneaks into the ring with the belt, Ospreay and the others are still worried about the cameraman. Ospreay reluctantly goes back to the ring, and MJF BELT- NO, Ospreay gets around to HOOK SHOT! The fans fire up and Ospreay takes aim again! HIDDEN- BELT SHOT!! MJF still hits the mark, covers, TWO?!?! Ospreay survives, but MJF just hurries to BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ospreay survives again and London is electric because MJF is shocked! MJF is about to cry in frustration, but he decides to copy Ospreay after all! Ospreay sits up, but then he DUCKS MJF’s Hidden Blade! MJF almost hits the ref, and gets mad at the ref!?
Ospreay CLOBBERS MJF into the ref!! That’s not good! Ospreay sees what happened, and MJF hurries to bring Ospreay around! MJF BITES Ospreay’s forehead, then reels him in! MJF underhooks the arms! The fans boo, MJF shouts for it, but Ospreay wrenches out to kick low! Ospreay underhooks and the fans are going nuts! MJF tries to fight free but he can’t! So he just LOW BLOWS!! Both men are down and the fans boo, but MJF grins as he goes to ropes. MJF reaches into his trunks, he brings out plaster knuckles! MJF aims, but a hooded man storms up onto the apron! He stops MJF from using the knuckles, then DECKS him!
REVEAL: it’s DANIEL GARCIA!! MJF has seen a ghost, and London is thunderous! MJF takes another swing, Garcia dodges, and MJF says he’ll get him for this! But Ospreay rises, and takes off the elbow pad! HIDDEN BLADE!!! London is erupting as Ospreay drags MJF up! Ospreay reels MJF in, then underhooks the arms! Everyone goes wild for the TIGER DRIVER 91!!!! Cover, the ref flounders around! The count finally starts, Ospreay WINS!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (NEW AEW “American” Champion)
Justice has been served! Red Death avenges himself, and Ospreay takes back this title! However, he won’t touch MJF’s belt, and in comes Christopher Daniels! Daniels has a bag, and out he pulls the bright and shiny INTERNATIONAL Championship! Ospreay has set things right in the world of AEW, will he take this title to even higher heights?
AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone w/ Kamille VS Britt Baker!
The CEO came to AEW, and she soon grabbed up the belts she felt were meant for her. But now, The Two Belt Boss faces a returning and determined DMD, who wants to make history as the first woman to have held both AEW Women’s World and TBS Championships in her career. What was meant to be a great first-time-ever has turned into a grudge match with gold on the line, who will be the true Face of TBS?
Britt gets a lot of pyro for her entrance, but Mone is brought in by a carriage, with corgis by her side! Kamille opens the door for Mone, then carries the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship for her as they go to the ring. The introductions are made, the teal title is raised, and it is time for someone to put their money where their mouth is!
The bell rings and the fans are torn. Mone pie faces Britt, but Britt goes for the arm! Mone goes to ropes, and Kamille grabs her hand! The ref reprimands, Britt lets go, and Mone sucker punches her! Britt runs up, Mone dodges, hurdles, then drops. Britt stays up but Mone DROPKICKS her down! The fans are torn as Mone swaggers, and then Mone whips. Britt ducks ‘n’ dodges, then turns hip toss into arm-drag and takedown, into RINGS OF SATURN, but Mone scrambles! Kamille helps Mone get the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, Mone scrambles out, and Kamille carries her in on her shoulders while Mone calls for a timeout!
The fans boo but Britt waits. Kamille sets Mone back on the apron, and Mone holds up the TBS Championship. “You’ll never get this, Britt! Never!” The ref tells Mone to step inside, and Mone does. Britt runs up, goes after Mone in a corner, but the ref counts. Britt lets off, then runs back in. Mone ELBOWS Britt, goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS, hits a takedown, but Britt slips out to RINGS OF SATURN! Mone fights, slips free, jackknife bridges, TWO as Britt bridges up! Britt spins, reels Mone in, but Mone fights the lift! Mone then RAMS Britt into a corner! Mone digs her shoulder in but the ref reprimands.
The ref counts, Mone lets off at 4, and the fans duel, “C E O!” “D M D!” Mone bumps Britt off buckles, fires forearms, then lets off. The ref reprimands, but then Britt SUPERKICKS Mone! Britt goes up, but Kamille gets her attention! Mone GAMANGIRIS Britt! The fans boo the Brickhouse but she smiles as her boss gives Britt a TOP ROPE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt survives but Mone paces around her. Mone drags Britt up, whips her to a corner hard, and Britt falls! Mone drags Britt up, CLUBS Britt’s back, and she TOSSES Britt out! Mone argues with the ref, Kamille stomps Britt, but then hurries away.
The fans boo more, but Mone goes out to drag Britt into the ring. Cover, TWO! Mone is annoyed, but she KNEES Britt in the back. Mone soaks up the cheers and jeers, and she drags Britt up. Mone whips Britt to scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Britt stays in this and Mone grows frustrated. The fans continue to rally and Britt rises up. Mone storms up on Britt but Britt ROCKS her! And ROCKS her again! Mone wrenches, scoops, slingshot and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt stays in this, the fans rally, but Mone brings Britt up, for another slingshot BACKBREAKER! And this time, Mone puts on the pressure!
Britt endures, the fans rally, and Britt fires knees! Britt CLUBS Mone, KNEES her, so Mone shoves her down! Mone brings Britt up, Britt ELBOWS first! And ELBOWS again! Ripcord and ROLLING ELBOEW! Mone wobbles, Britt brings her in, FISHERMAN- NO, the back gives up! Mone KICKS Britt, wrenches and reels her in, to snap suplex! Una Amiga! Mone brings Britt up to DOS AMIGAS! The fans boo the Latina Heat, but Mone still THREE AMIGAS! Cover, TWO! Mone is frustrated again and the fans rally up. The dueling continues and Mone stomps Britt. Mone drags Britt to a drop zone, then goes up and up to DOUBLE KNEE DROP on the back!
Britt writhes, Mone grins, and she goes up again! Kamille says it is all Mone, but Britt stands! Britt SLAPS Mone, fires forearms, and she climbs up. Britt brings Mone up, but Mone fires body shots! The fans rally, Mone scoops, and she SUPER SLAMS Britt down! Mone grins, the fans are torn, and Mone aims to SPLASH onto knees! Britt saves herself and the fans rally up! Mone and Britt slowly rise while the fans fire up. Britt aims, runs, but the back won’t let her! She powers through, CURB- POWERBOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Britt survives so Mone hurries to Gory- NO, Britt powers out and pushes Mone! CUTTER!! Both women are down after Britt strikes outta nowhere!
The fans fire up as a standing count begins. Kamille coaches Mone as both women go to corners. They stand at 5 of 10, and Mone runs up! Britt dodges, the knees hit buckles! Mone still stalks Britt, but Britt elbows her, ripcords, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Britt fires up to run and NECKBREAKER DROP! Then she gets going again, to SLINGBLADE! Britt drags Mone up, reels her in to underhook and BUTTERFLY FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives and Kamille applauds. The fans are torn, but Britt brings out the glove! Britt puts the glove on, and she spells it out, “D! M! D!” Britt clamps onto Mone, but Mone flails!
Mone fights off the gloved hand, makes it a cover, TWO! Mone keeps that arm, drags Britt up, STRAITJACKET NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Mone shrieks in frustration but the fans rally up. Mone sees the glove, and she decides to put it on! Kamille likes where this is going but the fans don’t. The fans boo but Mone CLUBS Britt. Mone brings Britt up, puts one out, but Britt Alabama Lifts, AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives, but Britt snatches back her glove! Britt rains down fists on Mone, puts that glove on, and the fans fire up! Britt says let’s try that again. She drags Mone up, Alabama Lifts, but Mone slips through!
Mone hooks Britt, MONEY MAKE- NO, Britt flips it to a cover! TWO!! Mone runs up, blocks the lariat and hits a BACKSTABBER! The fans duel again, “C E O!” “D M D!” Mone drags Britt to a corner, goes up, then stomps away on Britt from above! The ref reprimands, Mone lets off, and then she brings Britt around. Britt UPPERCUTS! And SUPERKICKS! Mone wobbles, Britt climbs! Britt fires forearms, then she goes to the very top! But Mone fires body shots! The fans duel more as Mone scoops again! SUPER- HEADLOCK TAKEOVER!! Britt covers, TWO!! Mone survives and the fans fire up again!
Britt rises, as does Mone, CURB STOMP!! Cover, Kamile gives Mone the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo, and Britt is beside herself! Britt wants after the insurance policy, but Kamille slips Mone the TBS title while taunting Britt with the NJPW Strong one! The ref says Britt needs to leave Kamille alone, and then Mone runs up! But the ref sees her and stops her!! The ref and Mone tug-o-war, and the ref takes the belt away! Mone tries to take it back, Kamille slides in, but Britt SUPERKICKS her first! Brit then snatches the NJPW Strong belt! Britt throws it back to Kamille, and then plays dead! Britt is shouting out Eddie, Mone’s childhood hero!
The fans cheer for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” and the ref tells Kamille she’s OUTTA HERE! Kamille is furious, Mone is beside herself, and the fans sing, “HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE~!” Britt smiles and waves bye to Kamille, and Britt goes to the corner. Mone runs up, but Britt catches her! BUCKLE SHOT! And then Britt goes up, to PANAMA SUNRISE!! And then a CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mone survives and Britt can’t believe it! The fans rally even harder, and Britt clamps on! RINGS OF SATURN, but Mone pulls Britt’s hair! Mone desperately fights around, reaches out, but Britt rolls her away! LOCK JAW!!! But Mone BITES the hand!!!
Britt lets go, Mone ghost pins! TWO!! Britt has the arms, drags Mone around, and then backslides her, TWO!! Mone and Britt bridge up to stand, and Mone changes the hooks to HOTSHOT Britt, and then BACKBREAKER! And then Gory Especial, for the MONEY MAKER!!! Cover, Mone wins!
Winner: Mercedes Mone, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
Britt made it through the Brickhouse but she couldn’t snatch the gold away! Mone is still the Face of TBS, but she has a short time to shift gears. The NJPW Strong Women’s Championship will be on the line this Friday, August 30th! Mone just went All In, but will she be ready for a Capital Collision?
AEW TNT Championship Coffin Match: Jack Perry VS Darby Allin!
The Scapegoat has gone on and on about sacrificing for the greater good of wrestling, but The Relentless One says he does that every night he wrestles! Will Darby be the one to teach Jack the true meaning of that word? Or will Jack be the one that finally puts Darby down for good?
Darby skates down, flips off the camera, and he’s looking like Pinhead from Hellraiser with tacks glued to his face! As for the Face of TNT, he drags a body bag to the ring, his jab at Darby’s old habits. The introductions are made, but Darby DIVES onto Jack! The ref rings the bell and Darby drags Jack up to whip him into railing! Darby grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Jack on the back! And SMACKS him again! The fans sing for Darby as he SMACKS Jack again! Darby sits the chair up, makes Jack take a seat, and then GRINDS the face tacks into Jack’s forehead! Darby says look, real thumbtacks! Darby then goes up, to SUPER MISSILE DROPKICK!
Jack goes tumbling away and the fans are thunderous for Darby! Darby drags Jack over to the coffin, opens it up, and shoves him! Jack stops from falling in, and he SLAPS Darby! But the tacks just hurt Jack’s hands! Offense and defense in one! Darby RAMS Jack into the apron! Darby drags the coffin around, stands it up, and then drags Jack up. Darby SLAPS Jack, goes into the ring and builds speed again, to DIVE, but only into the coffin! The fans lose their minds and Jack grins as he gets the better of Darby’s reckless style. Jack then sets the coffin right-side-up, and back suplexes Darby onto the lid! Darby writhes and flounders away!
The fans boo but Jack stalks Darby. Jack drags Darby up and into the ring, scuffs him, then CHOPS him! Darby falls, Jack scuffs Darby some more, then goes out to soak up heat. Jack looks under the ring, and he brings a black bag out, with “SCAPEGOAT” written right on it. Jack goes in, and he pours out broken glass! And yes, it’s real broken glass. Jack smiles, the fans sing “OH~ Cry Me a River~” to hearken back to last year. Jack revels in it all, and he drags Darby up and in. But Darby fights the lift to back drop Jack onto the glass! The fans fire up as Darby has his skateboard, to SKATER STOMP Jack! Jack writhes in the glass!
Jack is bleeding from all the little cuts on his body, and he goes to the apron. Darby goes up the corner, fans chant “F C M PUNK! F C M PUNK!” Darby brings Jack around, but Jack trips Darby up! Darby hits top turnbuckle and then falls to the floor! Darby clutches his hip, the fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and Jack goes looking for more plunder. Jack has scotch tape! Jack uses the tape to bind Darby’s hands! Jack CLUBS Darby over and over, then THROWS him into railing! Darby staggers, Jack takes a fan’s drink and SPLASHES Darby with it! Jack CLUBS Darby down again, and Darby is busted open!
Jack drags Darby to the coffin, but Darby RAMS into him! Darby staggers away, Jack runs up, btu Darby sends him into steel steps! Darby goes up to COFFIN SPLASH! Down goes Jack and the fans fire up! Darby snarls through the crimson mask as he drags Jack into the coffin! Jack blocks with his legs, then BOOTS Darby away! Jack escapes the coffin, soaks up more heat, and then goes up the ramp. Darby chases Jack down! Darby grabs Jack’s hair, Jack throws body shots! They go up the ramp, Jack gets Darby up and he POWERBOMBS Darby! Darby writhes and Jack takes Darby’s belt off him! Jack uses that studded strap to LASH Darby!
Jack uses Darby’s belt to bind the legs! Jack mocks Darby hopping around, and then scuffs him! Darby teeters at the edge of the ramp, so Jack THROWS him down! Darby crashes down through a table!! The fans lose their minds again while Doc Sampson checks Darby in the wreckage. Jack fetches his body bag and he brings it over. Jack opens it up, drags Darby from the wreckage and into the bag! Jack zips it up, then he stands on Darby’s face before dragging him back to the coffin! The fans are torn but Jack lifts the lid. Jack drags Darby up to dump him in! Darby struggles, finds the opening, and he sits up! Darby’s like a zombie!
The fans fire up as Darby wriggles, so Jack KNEES Darby down! Jack SLAMS the lid shut, Jack wins!
Winner: Jack Perry (still AEW TNT Champion)
Sacrifice? Hard to say. But Jack showed Darby how vicious and cruel he can be! He calls to the back, and The Bucks walk out with a huge canister! The fans boo, we know that’s full of gasoline! Er, petrol for the UK! Jack is all smiles now because he opens the lid, and Nick just DUMPS the gasoline all over Darby! Then the rest is poured on the lid! Jack gets a lighter out! But wait! The lights go out!? The rain, the lightning, it’s STIIIIIIING~! The Icon may have retired, but he wasn’t about to let this go down! Matt & Nick are furious, too, because they “retired” him at Revolution! Sting storms in, bat in hand, and he stares The Elite down!
Matt runs up, he gets hit! Nick runs up, he gets hit! Jack SMACKS Sting with a chair, and that just pisses Sting off! The fans tell Jack he messed up, so Jack runs away! Sting grabs Matt, then he grabs Nick, DOUBLE SCORPION DEAETH DROP!! The fans are thunderous as Sting saves his friend from going up in flames! But with Jack still the Face of TNT, who will be next to step to The Scapegoat? As for Darby, will he just have to refocus and prepare for Grand Slam in September?
AEW World Championship Title VS Career: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bryan Danielson!
This match is not just a main event world title match. This match is not just a story of two men’s legacies connecting. And this match is not just a historic moment. This match is going to be career-defining! Bryan has said that one way or another, his in-ring career is coming to an end, to the point that if he loses, it ends tonight! But The Realest says there won’t be a choice, he’s slaying The American Dragon once and for all! Will Swerve grow his legacy by ending Bryan’s? Or will this simply be where Bryan reinvigorates his mind, body and love of wrestling?
Naturally, the only song Bryan could make his entrance to tonight is “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” Bryan has Brie and their children right at ringside for moral support, and all of Wembley Stadium is chanting “YES! YES! YES!” But then for Swerve’s entrance, DJ Whoo Kid is here! He asks if The UK is in the house! Then one question: Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Prince Nana then leads the way as “Swerve VIII” enters, adorned in ring gear that commemorates the icons he ripped apart to become champion. Then Swerve has Flash Garments and a slew of other icons rapping his theme’s remix live and in person!
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and the stakes are as high as they can be as we see who is truly THE best today.
The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already! Swerve grins as he stares down with Bryan, and the two circle. The fans continue with “YES! YES! YES!” and the two tie up. Swerve headlocks, hits a takeover, but Bryan headscissors. Swerve kips free and CHOPS! Bryan CHOSP back! Swerve scowls, Bryan CHOPS again! Bryan headlocks, hits a takeover, but Swerve headscissors. Bryan kips free, the CHOPS go back and forth again! The fans fire up as the two go forehead to forehead. But then Swerve glances at Brie. So Bryan fires forearms! Bryan whips, Swerve reverses and hip tosses!
Swerve gator rolls Bryan, but Bryan knees the suplex to WRING Swerve’s arm out! The fans fire up while Swerve clutches that shoulder. Bryan KICKS the arm, drags Swerve up and wrenches to wrangle Swerve. Swerve fights the omoplata, and slips through to get both legs! CATAPULT, and Bryan goes up and out! Swerve hurries to the apron to BOOT! Bryan falls, Swerve steps back in, and then Swerve builds speed! Swerve handsprings but Bryan avoids the attack! Bryan WRECKS Swerve with a dropkick, then he resets to SPRINGBOARD CANNONBALL! The fans are thunderous with “YES! YES! YES!” as Bryan hits the mark!
Bryan puts Swerve in, climbs a corner, and he FLYING KNEES the arm! Swerve writhes again, but Bryan isolates the arm to STOMP it! Swerve goes to a corner, Bryan CHOPS, then KICKS! And CHOPS! And KICKS! Bryan whips, Swerve reverses, but Bryan goes up and over! Bryan keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Swerve scoops to BACKBREAKER! Gator roll, suplex, and SLAM! The fans cheer while both men are down! Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve scowls as Bryan goes to a corner. Swerve storms up, but Bryan boots! Swerve blocks, puts the leg in ropes and UPPERCUTS!
Swerve goes side to side to SHOTGUN the leg! Bryan falls, Swerve says that’s just the first. Swerve goes to Bryan, brings him up, wrenches an arm and arm-drags Bryan down! Swerve drops KNEES on the arm! Bryan writhes, Swerve says that’s two now. Swerve goes back to Bryan, whips him to a corner hard, and Bryan falls back! Swerve then goes up a corner, but Bryan ROCKS him! Swerve hops down, he fires a forearm back, but Bryan CHOPS! Swerve SLAPS Bryan, Bryan SLAPS back, the fans fire up as it is a SLAP fight with the ropes between them! Bryan climbs up to HANGING TRIANGLE HOLD!
The ref counts, but Swerve drags Bryan up and over, then fireman’s carries! Bryan still pulls the bad arm, Swerve tries to shake free, and in doing so, Bryan’s feet hit the ref in the face! The ref staggers away, and Swerve calls to Nana! Nana has the ring bell!? DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto the bell!!! Between that and the apron, fans lose their minds over what Swerve just did to Bryan! Swerve rolls in, and he soaks up the heat. The ref only knows Bryan is down, so he starts a ring count. Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” going, and we see Bryan is busted open from somewhere on the back or side of his head!
Bryan sits up, clutching his neck and shoulder, another concerning area. The count is 5 of 10 but Bryan still struggles. Bryan flops over at 8, but he manages to spring in at 9! Swerve asks why Bryan even bothered, and then he stomps Bryan! “Why we gotta do this? His family’s watching, why’s he gotta do this to his family?” Swerve then grins as he goes up the corner, to FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy but the fans boo. Swerve then adds insult to injury as he has Bryan’s wrists. Swerve looms over Bryan, but then realizes he can do Bryan one better. Swerve drags Bryan out of the ring, and right over to the Danielsons!
Swerve DRAGON STOMPS away on Bryan, and Brie covers the children’s eyes! But Swerve says, “Isn’t this what you want? You want Daddy to come home, I’m giving that to you!” Swerve says they can thank him later. Nana does his dance then moves on. Swerve drags Bryan up, the ring count climbs, and Swerve pushes Bryan in. Swerve then has Bryan against the corner, and he smears Bryan’s blood into his own face! The fans tell Swerve he’s sick as he punches down on Bryan. Swerve stands Bryan up, hoists him to the very top, and then he climbs up behind him. Swerve goes to the very top, brings Bryan up, and SUPER OLYMPIC SLAMS!!
Bryan flounders, and Swerve also suffers a bit, but it is Birdie who is in tears seeing her dad like this. Swerve rises, goes up, KILL- NO, Bryan catches the legs to roll through! REGAL STRETCH!! Swerve endures, pries at the hands, and he bends fingers! Bryan lets the legs go, Swerve straight arm- NO, Bryan slips free to waistlock! Swerve switches, O’Conner but Bryan rolls through The UP KICK hits, but Bryan comes back to LARIAT!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! The fans rally as hard as they can as both men stand. Swerve UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS, and then UPPER- NO, Bryan backslides! TWO!!
Swerve stands, Bryan ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEPAING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to a corner. Bryan huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises again, and the fans rally even harder! Bryan runs in corner to corner to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps going, to DROPKICK! And then- SOMERSAULT COMPLETE SHOT from Swerve! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Swerve eggs him on. Swerve drags Bryan up, half nelsons, and then BIG- NO, Bryan turns Big Pressure into a victory roll, TWO! Bryan avoids the House Call to hook the arms! Swerve fights up, so Bryan TIGER SUPLEXES! Swerve tumbles, Bryan huffs ‘n’ puffs again, and the fans rally!
Swerve rises, Nana coaches him, but Bryan stands to KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Swerve takes KICK after KICK, then Bryan winds up, to BUZZSAW! Swerve goes to a corner and the fans are thunderous! Birdie is fired up now, and Bryan KICKS Swerve again and again in the corner! Bryan puts Swerve up top, climbs up, and has the arms chicken winged! SUPER TIGER PLEX?!? The fans are electric and Bryan crawls over! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives, but Bryan has a wild look in his eyes! Bryan says time to kick his head in!! Bryan grabs the wrists, for the DRAGON STOMPS! “YES! YES! YES!”
Bryan then flips Swerve over, hooks the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION!! Swerve endures the classic, and he fights around. Swerve powers up to lift Bryan, and he flips those arm hooks for a VERTABREAKER!!! Both men are down and the ref has Doc Sampson check Bryan! The neck was a concern for Bryan, and that move is on par with the Tiger Driver. Nana is sure something is broken, but Swerve tells the medics to back off! Swerve wants to keep his promise of breaking Bryan, so he goes up top! K I L L S T O M P!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Bryan survives and the fans are going wild! Swerve is furious, and he takes aim. HOUSE CALL!!
But one is not enough for Swerve! He dares Bryan to sit up, and Bryan does sit up, but in a daze. HOUSE CALL!!! The fans rally as hard as they can for Bryan and boo Swerve just as hard, but Swerve won’t stop. Bryan reaches out for his family, and Swerve just laughs. “Whose House?” HOUSE CALL!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? HOW?!?!? Swerve argues with the ref but Wembley Stadium is erupting again! Swerve KICKS Bryan to mock the Yet Kicks! And KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! But these “Swerve Kicks” just piss Bryan off!! Bryan rises, looking at Brie, Birdie & Buddy, and telling them, “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”
Swerve KICKS, KICKS, KICKS, but Bryan just takes them again and again! Then he SLAPS Swerve!! And SLAPS him! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! “YES!! YES!! YES!!” Swerve blocks a kick, but Bryan catches the arm to hit a takedown! TRIANGLE HOLD! ELBOW after ELBOW, and then Bryan PULLS on the arm! But Swerve deadlifts Bryan, only for Bryan to slip free! SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX!! The fans are red hot as Bryan joins in on the “YES! YES! YES!” BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Swerve hits buckles, and just brushes that off!? Swerve laughs, then hits a HOUSE CALL!!!! Swerve hauls Bryan up, full nelsons, and BIG PRESSURE DRIVER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?
Swerve is losing his mind, but so are the fans! It’s just in two different ways! The ref defends his count, it’s just that Bryan will not give in! Swerve stalks Bryan as the fans are thunderous with “LET’S GO, BRYAN!” But then Swerve gets them all to boo by mocking the “Yes!” hands. The fans say “NO! NO! NO!” as Swerve goes to a corner. But wait, HANGMAN PAGE is here!? He TOSSES security, and he glares at Swerve! Hangman SHOVES Nana down, more security rushes in, but The Cowboy’s rage is not so easily contained! Swerve taunts Hangman as he is dragged from ringside, but turns into a BUSAIKU KNEE!!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!
Swerve survives another shot, but this one hurt a lot more than the first! The fans chant “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving us this epic battle! Bryan and Swerve knuckle lock as they rise up, and they fire forearms! “This is Awesome!” as the shots go back and forth, no guard! Swerve KICKS, Bryan KICKS, repeat! “YES! YES!” Swerve RISING HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS again! Bryan wants the arm, Swerve slips around, BIG- NO, Bryan arm-drags! Swerve mule kicks, SLAPS, and BOOTS! SOMERSAULT- BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Wembley is going to explode at this rate! Bryan hits a BLINDSIDE BUSAIKU KNEE!!!!
And then Bryan omoplatas! LEBELL LOCK!!!! Swerve endures, flails, reaches out, claws at the grip, and he pries it open! So Bryan just bends and SNAPS Swerve’s fingers! RINGS OF SATURN!!!! Swerve flails, BUT TAPS! BRYAN WINS!!!!
Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission (NEW AEW World Champion)
The Final Countdown plays again, because this is not the final time we see The American Dragon in action! Brie, Birdie & Buddy all cheer from ringside, and Blackpool Combat Club comes out here to join in! Wembley is roaring with emotion, confetti flies in, and pyro flies as Bryan lifts up the world title! Bryan’s legacy continues, once again adorned with gold, how much more amazing will his final run become?
My Thoughts:
An awesome All In, though I really wish AEW would do less overall matches. They quite literally just threw a bunch of people into that 16 Man Tag, I’m a little surprised it wasn’t just a battle royal. At the same time, they still made it a very fun match, mostly from the high spots from the high flyers who weren’t put in the ladder match. Great Mixed Tag, and I am surprised Willow & Ishii won. I was sure Stat & Stoke would cheat to win, but maybe Willow will go with something No Disqualification that is still reasonable. After all, the two of them were a great tag team in Street Fights, something like that would be a fitting end to this feud.
Pretty good 10 Man Tag to wrap Zero Hour, but I figured Team Texas would win. But nothing was really settled, it’ll take the title matches to do that, and those will likely be on ROH TV and/or PPVs, or maybe a Battle of the Belts special. And a great bonus thing with Saraya & Harley talking down to the fans, and then Jamie Hayter making her return was awesome. This probably could’ve been a moment on the main show, if only because more fans in the live audience would’ve seen that. But being a Zero Hour moment, plenty of people still saw it for free on YouTube. Jamie VS Saraya will be a great feud to get Jamie back on TV, and she’ll surely find her way to a title soon after.
Awesome London Ladders match, and I am genuinely surprised Pac’s team won. It does give Pac his moment, and he technically now joins BCC because they’re champions together, which is the oddest part to me. Maybe, just maybe, if there weren’t rumors of Lucha Brothers leaving AEW and going to WWE, maybe this would’ve been Death Triangle returning to prominence. But hey, still cool for Pac in the grand scheme of things. A little surprised by the order of these matches to follow, which feels like something I said the last time AEW did a PPV. But seeing as how they booked the Casino Gauntlet, I can see why they wanted to give Christian Cage time (both kayfabe and shoot) to recover and be ready for that match.
Toni VS Mariah was great, and I appreciate the return of Luther and the use of Mariah May’s mother being upset over Mariah’s evil attitude. And despite how the go-home math had been adding up, it was the right call for Mariah to win out, because that is the All About Eve plot parallel they’ve been going for. Mina didn’t seem as upset by how Mariah won, maybe we see those two spend time together again. Mina is even Rev-Pro Women’s Champion now after a show the other night, so they can use that in story as well.
Another really good Jericho FTW Championship match with the mystery bag gag returning. Cricket balls are quite literally solid items to be using, but I did like that “HI GUYS” was on the cricket bat. Hook winning was the right move, especially with Taz getting his moment. But ironically, would Jericho not come back for more? Hook losing was what would get him away from the “Jericho Vortex,” who knows what happens next. Great Triple Threat for the tag titles, but I figured Bucks were winning. They used all sorts of shenanigans so of course they won, but what a great surprise that Grizzled Young Veterans are All Elite. They’ll be a nice, fresh piece of the tag division, especially if Lucha Bros really are leaving, and I can’t wait to see what GYV does on their way to a title match.
Back to Casino Gauntlet, everything about it until the end was amazing. Okada being in it from the start, Nigel coming out of retirement, ZSJ showing up as a surprise, Ricochet also showing up for his AEW debut, and just the general action and chemistry of all parts involved. But who TK chose to win is THE one thing about tonight I just don’t like. Why have Luchasaurus assert that he IS Luchasaurus if he isn’t also breaking away from Christian Cage. We have been waiting for literal MONTHS, and TK just teases things rather than committing. Luchasaurus should’ve made sure Christian lost, and someone else (Hangman) should’ve won.
Awesome American/International Championship match, but Ospreay having product placement win entrance was a clear sign. Well, that and the math from Dynamite. But anyway, we also got a great surprise return from Daniel Garcia, and Ospreay DID use Tiger Driver 91 as the finish. No more American Championship, we’re back to International Championship, and Ospreay VS Pac will be a great match for All Out, but now that Pac is trios champ, and also because Ospreay isn’t just going to lose a belt two weeks later, ain’t no way Ospreay loses in Chicago. Garcia VS MJF is going to be a great match, too, probably something really vicious for All Out.
Mone VS Britt was really good stuff, a little slow at the beginning, but it was hard to follow everything we’ve gotten by this point. Things finally got going when Britt hit that super headlock takeover, that was really cool. But as I figured, Mone won. It was in part because Kamille kept saving her, but Mone still put things together on her own to win. Mone has any number of people she can face next, and we still have to see what Heel Shida will do. Great TNT Championship coffin match, and I figured Jack would win. The Elite wanting to light Darby on fire bringing out Sting was really cool, I didn’t think we’d ever see him even on screen again. Jack also has any number of possibilities for story, and Darby’s fine, he has Grand Slam coming up.
Speaking of which, a truly awesome main event, both men having a form of win entrance, but clearly Bryan’s was stronger. All great story stuff, all great action stuff, and of course Bryan bled. Been awhile since someone’s used a ring bell as a weapon so driving Bryan onto one was clever stuff. I was saying on Wednesday that, like Sting, Bryan is definitely someone who can defy the usual math, so great to see Bryan win here. And Hangman of course wanted to go after Swerve, it would’ve just been better if he was attempting a cash-in and Nana gets in his way long enough for Swerve to hit Hangman and keep it from happening. So what if it’d be something WWE does? What other reason did AEW have to put the MITB cash-in stipulation on that contract?
But all that said, amazing to see Bryan win out and become champion. With Pac kind of being a substitute for Moxley, BCC has gold all up and down, this final stretch for Bryan is going to be great stuff. Darby is set for Grand Slam, Christian might want All Out, or even snipe whatever happens for All Out, this will be a lot of fun.
My Score: 9.1/10
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Is Orange Cassidy coldblooded? Or just in control?
Before their AEW World Championship match at Full Gear, Jon Moxley puts Wheeler Yuta in Orange Cassidy’s way! Will Cassidy destroy The Decoder before going for The Maniac?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 8 Man Tag: Will Ospreay, Mark Davis, Ricochet & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS The Don Callis Family; The Don Callis Family wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Hikaru Shida; Kris wins.
- 2v1 Handicap: Bobby Lashley w/ The Hurt Syndicate VS Joe Keys & Cheeseburger; Lashley wins.
- Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins.
- Orange Cassidy VS Wheeler Yuta w/ The Death Riders; Cassidy wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
8 Man Tag: Will Ospreay, Mark Davis, Ricochet & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS The Don Callis Family!
This All-Star 8 Man is going to make for a massive match! The Aerial Assassin, Dunk Zilla, The One & Only and the man the family foolishly forgot are now teamed together against Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher, Brian Cage & Lance Archer! Will Ospreay lead this team to victory ahead of the grudge matches at Full Gear? Or will Callis’ Alpha, Aussie Arrow, Machine & Murderhawk Monster make sure #EverybodyDies?
Well forget sorting out, Ospreay leads his team in attacking the Callis Family right on the ramp! The fans fire up as Hobbs is after Archer, Davis is after Cage, and of course Ricochet is after Konosuke while Ospreay is after Kyle! Hobbs smacks Archer off railing, Kyle CLUBS Ospreay on the back, but Ospreay kicks low. Ospreay sends Kyle into railing, rips the tearaway pants right off him, and then LASHES him with them! Davis sends Cage into railing while Ospreay uses those pants to SLING Kyle into more railing! Davis CLUBS away on Cage, Ospreay blows snot on Kyle’s pants, and Davis sends Cage into more railing.
Kyle turns things around to send Ospreay into railing! Konosuke helps Cage against Davis but Hobbs still throws hands on Archer. Kyle CLUBS Ospreay, CLUBS Ricochet, but Konosuke puts Davis in the ring. The bell rings and this is finally a match. Konosuke headlocks Davis but Davis fires body shots. Davis powers up and out, but Konosuke RAMS him! The fans fire up as Davis stays up. Davis runs to RAM Konosuke! Konosuke stays up and the fans rally. Konosuke runs to RAM Davis, but Davis runs. Konosuke bypasses, leaps, but Davis catches him for a TOSS! And a SENTON! The fans fire up with Davis, and Ricochet reaches out.
Davis tags Ricochet in , then holds the way open, for Ricochet to FOSBURY FLOP onto Konosuke! But Cage CLOBBERS Davis! Cage then RAMS Ricochet into the apron, POSTS him, but Ospreay PENALTY KICKS Cage! The fans fire up as Ospreay goes up, but Kyle UPPERCUTS him! The fans boo as Kyle goes up, CLUBS away on Ospreay, and Ospreay falls to the floor. But now Hobbs is up! Kyle says wait! Then he fires hands! Hobbs just CHOPS Kyle! Hobbs climbs up to get Kyle, but Archer CLUBS Hobbs! Archer drags Hobbs down, throws hands, then puts Hobbs in between steps and post! Hobbs fights back, but Cage sends Ospreay into the steps!
The fans boo as Hobbs’ leg is crushed between steps and post! Archer puts Ricochet in the ring while a medic checks Hobbs. Archer brings Ricochet up but Ricochet slips free to fire off fast strikes! Hobbs is being helped to the back and Ospreay is concerned that this is now 4v3. Ricochet still fires strikes on Archer, but Archer grabs Ricochet by the neck! CHOKE- NO, Ricochet RANAS Archer first! Archer tumbles, stands up, and Ricochet springboards, but Archer CLOBBERS Him out of the sky! Archer BLASTS Davis, then catches Ospreay out of the air! Archer TOSSES Ospreay away and fans boo. But Ricochet springboards back in!
Archer catches Ricochet, and he CHOKE SLAMS Ricochet out onto Ospreay and Davis! The fans boo as the Don Callis Family is in control, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cage & Kyle flex to soak up the heat, then Archer goes out after Ospreay and the rest. Konosuke fetches Ricochet into the ring, waistlocks, and then brings him away from the corner. Archer beats up on Ospreay while Konosuke fires knees into Ricochet. Ricochet tumbles to ropes but Konosuke is on him. Davis fires hands on Archer, then sends him into railing! Davis fires more hands, but Konosuke CHOKES Ricochet at the ropes! The ref counts, Konosuke steps off and tags Kyle. Kyle stays between Ricochet and his corner. Kyle taunts Ricochet, stomps him around, then whips him to ropes. Kyle ELBOWS Ricochet down, then stalks him to a corner.
Kyle stomps away on Ricochet while Archer intimidates commentary. Kyle shouts at the camera while the ref counts, and Kyle steps off of Ricochet’s neck. Kyle bumps Ricochet off buckles, tags Cage, and Cage stands Ricochet up. Cage CHOPS Ricochet, then whips him to ropes for an ELBOW! Cage flexes while he taunts Ospreay & Davis. Cage drags Ricochet up but Ricochet RAMS him! And RAMS him! And fires forearms! Cage ROCKS Ricochet, then runs, but into a tiger wall kick and ENZIGIRI! Konosuke tags in and storms after Ricochet. Konosuke stomps Ricochet, then rains down fists! The ref reprimands while Dynamite returns to single picture.
Konosuke argues with the ref while Ospreay rallies the fans. Konosuke stays between Ricochet and his team, but Ricochet SLAPS Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Ricochet for it! Ricochet fires forearms and an UPPERCUT! Konosuke keeps Ricochet from his corner, reels Ricochet in, but Ricochet victory rolls! TWO, and Ricochet ducks a chop to handspring BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ricochet and Konosuke crawl, hot tags to Kyle and Ospreay! The fans fire up as these two fire fists and forearms! Kyle kicks and whips but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Kyle!
Ospreay whips, Kyle reverses, Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! Kyle staggers, Konosuke tags back in! Ospreay dodges Konosuke to BLAST Cage & Archer! Ospreay fires fists on Konosuke, but Konosuke CLAWS Ospreay’s face! Konosuke runs, but Davis intercepts with a fireman’s carry! AUSSIE DENTAL PLAN! Or maybe in this case, just a United Empire Dental Plan! But in any case, Davis scoops Konosuke, for the LAWN DART CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but the fans fire up. Ospreay & Davis bring Konosuke up, double pump handle, but the #MurderMachines make the save!
Archer puts Davis in a corner, Cage ducks Ospreay’s haymaker to waistlock. Archer runs up, BOOT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Davis fires hands on Archer but Cage waistlocks, ripcords, and ROCKS Davis! Then fireman’s carry into the ASSISTED NECKBREAKER! The fans boo but the Murder Machines DOUBLE RIPCORD Ospreay up for Konosuke’s BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and shocks everyone! Archer argues with the ref but the count was fair. Konosuke tags Kyle while fans rally up behind Ospreay. Kyle smirks as he stalks Ospreay. Kyle BOOTS Ricochet off the apron for good measure!
Kyle tells Ospreay that this is how he wants it, right? All about Ospreay! Kyle stomps away on Ospreay in the corner, then digs his boots in! The ref counts but wait! Here comes Hobbs! Hobbs hobbles but Kyle hurries to send Ospreay to the Callis corner. Tag to Konosuke and then Kyle slides out. Kyle runs up on Hobbs, but Hobbs CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up as Hobbs makes his way to the corner. Ospreay fights free of the corner but Konosuke holds him back! Ospreay fires forearms, reaches out, repeat! The fans rally as hard as they can, but Konosuke reels Ospreay in! Konosuke hits a back suplex, but Ospreay lands out!
Ospreay dodges Konosuke, hot tag to Hobbs! The Powerhouse powers up to rally on Konosuke! The fans fire up as Hobbs TOSSES Kyle, but the Murder Machines attack! They reel Hobbs in, but Hobbs fights the double suplex! The fans fire up but the Murder Machines double whip. Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up as Hobbs has targets in all corners! SPLASH for Konosuke! SPLASH for Cage! SPLASH for Kyle! SPLASH for Archer! The fans are thunderous and Hobbs brings the straps down. Archer kicks low, then runs, but Hobbs dodges, to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up again, and Hobbs tags Davis!
Davis runs up to BOOT Konosuke, BOOT him again, but Konosuke just fires up! Ospreay CANNONBALLS onto Kyle while Konosuke fires hands! Konosuke spins, but Davis DECKS him! Davis roars, stands Konosuke up, but Konosuke backdrops back! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee to ENZIGIRI! Davis gut wrenches Konosuke, for a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, KYLE BREAKS IT! The fans boo but now Aussie Open is face to face! Kyle pie faces Davis, talks trash, but Davis glares at him. Kyle SLAPS Davis, so Davis TACKLES Kyle! Davis throws hands, Kyle gets up, and Davis runs up! Kyle dodges and Konosuke DECKS Davis!
Ricochet springboards, FLYING LARIAT on Konosuke! But Cage POP-UP POWERBOMBS Ricochet! Hobbs SPINEBUSTERS Cage! Archer CHOKE SLAMS Hobbs! Ospreay hits the PIP PIP CHEERIO FOREARM on Archer! Ospreay dares Kyle to man up and fight him! Kyle snarls, gets in, and they fire forearms again! Kyle swings, Ospreay catches him, but Kyle breaks the full nelson with an elbow! Ospreay HOOK KICKS Kyle! Ospreay runs, Kyle dodges, but then Ospreay slips through the lariat! Kyle slips through the bomb, hoists Ospreay up, but Ospreay slips free! Kyle ducks the hook kick to SUPERKICK! Kyle runs, into the SPANISH FLY!!
The fans are thunderous as Ospreay takes aim from a corner! Kyle rises, so does Davis, and Ospreay runs up, Kyle uses Davis as a shield from the HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay freaks out, Kyle SUPERKICKS Ospreay out of the ring! Then Kyle DIVES onto Ospreay! Konosuke brings down his kneepad, aims at Davis, POWER DRIVE KNEE!!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!!
Winners: The Don Callis Family, by pinfall
The Alpha stands tall over Davis as friendly fire takes out Ospreay’s team. But what happens when things divide into 1v1 matches? Will Konosuke still be International Champion after he and Ricochet go #OuttaThisWorld? Will Kyle prove that he IS The Protostar after tearing down Will Ospreay?
Jon Moxley & The Death Riders speak.
“Despite recent discoveries that Orange Cassidy is a snake, coldblooded, uncaring, unmoving, a serpent lurking in the darkest corners of the battlefield, my objective remains the same, my job on Saturday night remains the same. You may be this borderline sociopath, you may be a great guy just like everybody thinks. I don’t care if you’re a great guy. I don’t care what kind of person you are. When the bell rings on Saturday night, and the AEW World Championship hangs in the balance, you are a threat to my people. And I will destroy you.
“There’s so much more going on behind Orange Cassidy’s eyes than any of us could’ve imagined. You may make it to Full Gear with your mind in tact, but your body… For that matter, Darby Allin’s body… Still up for grabs.” Claudio jumps in, speaking in German about what he’ll do to Darby. Then in English, he says, “Tonight, I’m gonna end you.” Moxley pats Claudio on the shoulder. Will The Maniac’s top henchmen do his dirty work for him when they dismantle Cassidy & Darby? Or will it just be fuel on the fire for Freshly Squeezed & The Relentless One? Speaking of…
Darby Allin speaks.
“Claudio, I’m gonna keep this really short. Let’s not forget you’re the one who put the chair around Bryan’s neck and pulled the trigger on his career. Every single one of you Death Riders will have your day. And Claudio, today’s your day.” Will Moxley’s men be dealt with in brutal fashion before he suffers the same?
The Hurt Syndicate arrive.
Renee Paquette waits in the parking lot as an SUV pulls up, and she welcomes Montel Vontavious Porter, Shelton Benjamin & Bobby Lashley to the show. She heard MVP has a surprise in store, what’s he got planned? MVP says yes, there is a special treat for the AEW audience, and that is this announcement: The All Mighty Bobby Lashley will be in action here tonight on Dynamite in Reading, Pennsylvania, prior to his PPV debut on Saturday! Renee asks if MVP is at all concerned to put Lashley in a match- OH NO, Swerve attacks!! Swerve knocks Lashley over, then laughs as he gets away!
Shelton helps Lashley up but that ambush might’ve been with Swerve’s own silver chain. Will Lashley elect not to compete tonight after all? Or is he about to make an example out of whatever poor soul is put in front of him?
Adam Cole is here!
Reading fires up as the Panama City Playboy makes his way to the ring. They join in with the “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Cole grabs a mic to ask, “Who’s ready for Storytime with Adam Cole, Baybay?” Reading sure is ready! Cole wishes so so badly that he could get his hands on MJF this Saturday, but he’s not. MJF did everything in his power to make sure he and Cole didn’t fight on Saturday, and he succeeded. But do you know who else succeeded last week? Roderick Strong did! The fans cheer as Cole says he and Roddy have the exact same goal: Give MJF the ass whooping of a lifetime! And that is exactly what happens at Full Gear!
The fans cheer, and wait, Kyle O’Reilly makes his way out here. The longtime friend of Cole & Roddy makes his way out here, and already has a mic. Kyle isn’t sure if Cole remembers, but 14 years ago, right here in Reading, PA, Cole and Kyle had their second match ever against each other. They’ve come a long way. Being associated with Cole has given Kyle some incredible highs, and some serious lows. And through those lows, Kyle knows Cole better than anyone. Which makes Kyle the only one willing to tell Cole the truth. The truth is, this crusade against MJF has got to end before someone gets hurt.
This obsession, Cole needs to wash his hands of it. His ankle has already been reconstructed, what’s next? Cole has friends willing to take a bullet for him, Kyle included, but Cole has got to stop having his friends fight his battles. Roddy barely makes it out alive last week, and now he wants to fight MJF! He wants to END MJF, all because of Cole. Kyle just doesn’t have a good feeling about any of this. Cole asks Kyle what he’s trying to say here. Kyle doesn’t think Roddy can handle MJF? Kyle asks Cole if he really thinks MJF isn’t already three steps ahead. MJF hasn’t been here for weeks but he’s pulling all the strings.
Cole should know that dealing with MJF is like playing with fire, and Kyle doesn’t wanna see his friends get burned. Cole needs to realize why so many of his friends are willing to go to war for him, and it’s because he is a great leader, an elite pro-wrestler, and a great friend, who doesn’t wanna see his friends get hurt. At least, so Kyle thinks. But Cole has to face facts: MJF is more of an evil bastard than Cole will ever be, and that is a good thing. Kyle drops his mic and walks away. Cole drops his mic, and has a lot to think about. Does Kyle have a point? Can Cole just let Roddy handle MJF and then move on?
Orange Cassidy speaks.
“A little later tonight, I’m gonna make an example out of you, Wheeler Yuta. And I’m gonna show everybody exactly what I’m gonna do this Saturday to you, Jon Moxley. And that’s walk down to that ring and beat you, alone.” But The Conglomeration steps in. Mark Briscoe has Rocky Romero & Tomohiro Ishii with him as he asks Cassidy, “What sense does that make, man?” Moxley said himself, there’s five Death Riders, one Cassidy. Conglomeration has his back, they are here for him. Cassidy says no, no one else needs to get hurt. Get hurt? What’s Cassidy talking about? The Conglomeration are ready to scrap!
PLEASE!! Cassidy is asking them… They don’t have to believe him or even understand him. But just promises him they’ll stay back here. If Cassidy insists, then so be it. Cassidy says there you have it, Jon. Five of you, one of him. Do what you’re gonna do. Because at Full Gear, Moxley’s gonna need all the help he can get. Cassidy is himself wanting the best for his friends, but will that work out for the betterment of AEW? Or is he just playing into Moxley’s hands?
Kris Statlander VS Hikaru Shida!
The #BornAgainKristen bodied the bullies that are Mercedes Mone & Kamille the last time she saw them, but she still needs to tune up for Full Gear. However, taking on the THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion might be more than just a workout. Win, lose or draw, will the Shining Samurai get Kris ready for The CEO?
The bell rings, Kris and Shida shake hands and the fans applaud. The two circle, tie up, and Kris wrenches to a wristlock. Shida handsprings and wrenches back, then hammerlocks. Kris reaches back, hits a headlock takeover, but Shida headscissors. Kris kips free and the fans cheer while the two reset. Shida and Kris circle again while the fans fire up. The two tie up, Shida wrenches and hammerlocks, then CLUBS Kris on the back. Shida CLUBS Kris again, then waistlocks. Kris fights the lift with elbows, then switches. Kris SLAMS Shida, then flips her over. Shida kips up to arm-drag Kris! Kris ends up in a corner, and Shida runs up to KNEE her!
Shida climbs up and the fans cheer as she rains down fists! But Kris stops Shida at 5 and carries her out of the corner! Shida slips free, Kris blocks a lariat to SWEEP the leg! STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Shida is tough and she goes to ropes, but Kris whips her to a corner. Kris runs up but into a RANA! Kris cartwheels through! Then she CLOBBERS Shida! The fans fire up while Kris flexes. Kris drags Shida into a motorcycle stretch but Shida endures. The fans rally up and Shida fights to her feet. Shida arm-drags Kris down, and wraps her in a straitjacket stretch! Kris fights up with a bridge, but Shida hops on!
The fans rally while Kris RAMS Shida into a corner! Shida holds onto the straitjacket and pulls! The ref counts, Shida lets go at 4, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kris tumbles and the fans duel as Shida fires up! Shida goes outside, drags Kris to the apron, and CLUBS her! Shida runs to KNEE LIFT! Kris flops to the floor and fans cheer while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shida brings Kris up again, and whips her into railing hard! Kris writhes, Shida drags her up, and then Shida whips Kris into more railing! Kris writhes again and Shida refreshes the ring count. Shida sits Kris in a corner to rain down fists! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands, so Shida stops. Shida brings Kris around, pushes her into the ring, and then stalks her. Shida stomps Kris around, brings her up, and snap suplexes! Kris writhes but Shida brings her up again. Shida then snap suplexes Kris into a corner! Shida drags Kris to a cover, TWO! Kris stays in this but Shida stays on her with a chinlock stretch!
Kris endures being bent back, and she reaches out with her free arm. Shida pulls back more but Kris rises up! Shida is again a backpack, but then she slips down. Kris fires body shots, slips around and lifts for a BIG back suplex! Kris huffs ‘n’ puffs as she rises up, but then Shida dodges the sliding forearm! Ghost pin! TWO, and Kris has a cradle! TWO! Shida ROCKS Kris, but Kris PELES! Shida staggers, but she comes back to ENZIGIRI! Both women are down and the fans fire up! The ref checks both women and they’re okay to continue, so a standing count begins. Shida and Kris stir at about 4 of 10, then rise up at 6.
Kris grabs Shida, but Shida fires a forearm! Dynamite returns to single picture as the shots go back and forth. Shida fires a flurry, then whips Kris to ropes. Kris ducks ‘n’ dodges, then dodges a knee! SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Kris as she whips Shida to a corner. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT, then she goes side to side for a KNEE LIFT! Shida ends up in ropes but Kris reels her in. Fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Shida survives and the fans fire up again! Kris hoists Shida up, gut wrenches, but Shida slips free! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Shida eggs Kris on, then dodges her to fire forearms! Kris just shakes her head!
Shida fires more shots, but Kris fireman’s carries! But Shida slips free, straitjacket roll-up! TWO!! KNEE STRIKE! And then short arm LARIAT! Shida takes aim, but she starts to doubt the Katana! Shida runs up but Kris dodges the boot to then scoop and INVERTED SLAM! Then Kris aims, DISCUS- NO, Shida backslides her! TWO!! Shida reels Kris in, suplexes, FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO?!? Kris survives and Shida is shocked! Shida brings Kris up but Kris fires body shots and forearms! Shida ROCKS Kris, but Kris wrenches to kick! Kris runs, but into the JUMP KNEE! Shida hurries to suplex, but Kris turns it around!
Shida slips out of Kris’ suplex to slip around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida roars, aims, KATA- NO, Kris gut wrenches! Tuck and STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris wins!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Shida gave Kris a powerful match, but clearly Shida has to iron out her own crisis of confidence. Kris still shows Shida respect by helping her up. But wait, here comes Mercedes Mone & Kamille! The fans boo The CEO & Brickhouse but Mone has a mic. “Readiiiiing~! Say hello to your C E O!” The fans boo instead. Mone asks Kamille if she wants to hear a fun fact about Pennsylvania. The 76ers have had yet another terrible season! Embarrassing~! But shoutouts to Mone’s Celtics for another incredible victory. The fans boo Boston but Mone says another person with an incredible win was Kris Statlander. Mone is rarely impressed by her competition.
Does anyone else want to hear another fun fact? “NO!!” Well, Mone has held the TBS Championship longer than Kris! So at Full Gear, Mone will NOT lose, because she is The CEO, the greatest TBS Champion of all time! And she will NEVER lose this title! Fans tell The CEO to STFU, but Mone tells Kamille go get the job done! She is so pissed off! GO! NOW! Kamille walks up the steps past Mone, but with only one good arm! Mone says hurry up, but Kamille looks at both Shida and Kris. Kamille takes as swing, but Kris blocks to ROCK her! Shida QUESTION MARK KICKS Kamille! Then Kris & Shida TOSS The Brickhouse!
Shida goes out after Kamille, but then Mone goes after Kris! Mone goes for the backstabber, but Kris holds onto ropes! Mone is almost stuck up there, but Kris pops her around! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! The fans fire up as Kris stands tall over The CEO! Will Kris once again become the Face of TBS? Or will Mone find a way to win even without her insurance policy?
The Hurt Syndicate has a cameraman with them.
MVP says hold on, he and Shelton have found Swerve. They go after the man in the big fur jacket, but that’s not Swerve! Swerve gave his jacket to the guy, but MVP & Shelton still beat this guy up for helping Swerve. MVP says they’ll find Swerve later, Lashley has his match up next. And it’ll be a 2-on-1 Handicap?! The All Mighty really IS mad, what poor duo is about to be destroyed?
AEW hears from Jay White and Hangman Adam Page.
“Hangman. You and I are on that same path to that same destination, trying to grasp at that same prize. 2024 still has some time left for The Switchblade to share the spotlight with Hangman once more!” But the Blackhat Cowboy asks White if he knows “Who the hell I am?! I am the Hangman! I am THE man! They named this whole godforsaken PPV after ME!” White says when he makes Hangman TAP, it will be a public declaration! But Hangman says White can’t make him tap, even if his life depended on it! These two vicious gunslingers will write one more chapter in their storied rivalry, but who comes out riding off into the sunset?
2v1 Handicap: Bobby Lashley w/ The Hurt Syndicate VS Joe Keys & Cheeseburger!
The All Mighty thought he’d have an easy night getting in a little warm-up, but The Realest quickly reminded him why he’s the most dangerous man in AEW! Lashley’s now doubling down to make a point, will there be nothing left of Keys & Cheese after tonight?
The bell rings and while the fans rally for Cheeseburger, he and Keys each argue the other should start. Lashley runs up and TOSSES Burger across the ring! Keys runs away, Lashley runs to RAM into Burger! Lashley brings Burger up, Keys runs in, but Lashley catches him for a COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! Lashley drags Keys up and TOSSES him out! Lashley then turns to look at Burger in the corner. The fans rally for Burger, but Lashley CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but MVP & Shelton high-five Lashley. Lashley drags Burger up to gut wrench, Canadian Rack, and DOMINATOR! Keys runs in to break the cover!
The fans cheer Keys as he fires hands, but Lashley just gets angrier! Keys short arm LARIATS, but Lashley stays up! Keys runs, into a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Lashley storms around, then aims at Keys. Keys staggers into the SPEAR! Lashley isn’t done there, and he clamps on the HURT LOCK! Keys can’t open that lock, he is OUT! Lashley wins!
Winner: Bobby Lashley, by submission
MVP & Shelton join Lashley in the ring to celebrate, but then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The fans fire up, and here comes Prince Nana with a chair! Nana eggs the Hurt Syndicate on so Shelton storms out after Nana. MVP watches the rest of ringside for Swerve, but Swerve slides out from under the ring! The fans fire up as Swerve slips in to CHAIN PUNCH Lashley!! MVP gets on the apron but Swerve DECKS MVP with a chain punch! And then Shelton eats a chain punch! The fans are thunderous as Swerve aims, and hits a HOUSE CALL on Lashley! Swerve hurries to the top rope, and he gives Lashley a KILL STOMP!!
The fans are thunderous as Swerve stands over Lashley! MVP & Shelton get up and get in, but Swerve escapes, chain draped on his neck! Will AEW then, now and forever be whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”
Backstage interview with Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa.
Renee is now with the AEW Women’s World Champion and her best friend, the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion. They are planning their Championship Champagne Celebration for Full Gear, BUT Friday Night Rampage will feature the two of them teaming up for the first time in just over a year. Mariah says no champion deserves a celebration more than her. Her rise to the top was meteoric, and her reign will be historic. She takes ish and makes it shine, any time and any show, against anyone. In Mariah’s division, you hold this title, or you die.
Mina says yes, Mariah has been working so hard. She came back to tell her she is so very proud. And Mina will give Mariah a celebration she’ll never forget! Mariah says the “H Cup Angel” (Mina) and the “Woman from Hell” (Mariah herself) are going to make Rampage into Glampage. Everyone wants Mina, but Mina wants Mariah. And then… They’ll dance! These two shimmy and shake their way out, will they finally be toasting their victories at Full Gear?
Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli w/ The Death Riders!
The Relentless One told The Swiss Superman that revenge was coming, and here is Darby’s chance! Will Darby avenge Bryan Danielson? Or will he just be the next to fall?
The bell rings and Darby stares Claudio down. Darby takes some deep breaths then circles with Claudio. Darby slips around to waistlock but Claudio flings him off, only for Darby to roll to his feet. They circle again, and the fans rally behind Darby. Darby and Claudio feel things out, tie up, and Darby headlocks. Claudio lifts Darby but Darby thrashes the hold. Claudio throws Darby off, runs up, but Darby uses that to get around and springboard arm-drag! The fans fire up while Claudio bails out, and Darby taunts Claudio with some drop steps. Claudio snarls, but then Darby fakes him out with a slingshot!
Claudio is annoyed and takes a swing but Darby slingshots up and over! Darby taunts Claudio again while the fans rally up. Claudio cools off before he storms up the steel steps. Claudio pops Darby up but Darby keeps from hitting buckles! Darby ELBOWS Claudio away, goes up, then leaps, but Claudio catches him! Claudio SLAMS Darby down, flips him back to his feet, but Darby slips around to waistlock. O’Conner Roll, TWO! Darby springboards to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out but the fans fire up. Darby goes up a corner, and he SUPER COFFIN SPLASHES into a waistlock! Claudio swings and THROWS Darby away!
Darby staggers to his feet but Claudio runs up, to POUNCE Darby into railing! Darby writhes against the railing, but Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT Darby up and over! Fans freak out as Darby hits the floor! Claudio leaves Darby behind while the ring count climbs, but Darby drags himself up at 7. Claudio goes back out after Darby to suplex! Claudio holds Darby up while he marches up the steps! The fans fire up for this feat of strength and balance, and then Claudio TOSSES Darby back into the ring! Darby writhes again while Claudio steps back in. Claudio stalks Darby, talks some trash, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Claudio looms over Darby, then deadlift gut wrenches for a GUTBUSTER! And then another GUTBUSTER! And then another GUTBUSTER! Darby writhes while Claudio stands over him again. Claudio watches Darby crawl towards a corner and stalks him. Claudio drags Darby up, brings him around, and ROCKS Darby with a forearm! Darby pushes Claudio, then CHOPS! Claudio DECKS Darby! Darby tumbles out of the ring! The ref wants Claudio to stay back while Darby drags himself up. Darby is back in before the count starts, but then Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS him! Claudio kicks Darby around, then clamps on with a neck wrench!
Darby endures, fights up, but Claudio powers him down. Darby BITES Claudio’s hand! The ref reprimands but Darby fires off forearms on Claudio. Claudio HIP TOSSES Darby up and out of the ring! Darby hits the floor and flounders around while the ref reprimands Claudio. Claudio again waits on Darby, and then he DOUBLE STOMPS Darby the moment he’s in! The ref counts as Claudio stands on Darby at the ropes. Claudio steps off at 4, brings him around, and clamps on an armlock and chinbar. Darby endures, fights around, and manages to fireman’s carry Claudio! But Claudio rains down elbows! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL even!
Claudio clamps on with a double wristlock and he grinds Darby down. Darby still endures and the fans rally up again. Darby fights around and Dynamite returns to single picture. Darby fires body shots but Claudio knees low! Claudio then HIP TOSSES Darby into a corner! Darby tumbles out of the ring but Claudio pursues! Claudio SWINGS Darby into railing! Then Claudio fireman’s carries, to TOSS Darby back in the ring! Claudio storms in while Darby flounders away. Darby flops back out of the ring but Claudio pursues him again. Darby trips Claudio up and traps him in the apron skirt! Darby then fires forearms, and BITES Claudio’s ear!
The fans fire up but Claudio shoves Darby away. Darby slides into the ring then DIVES onto Claudio! And then runs to DIVE again! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up! Darby crawls over to bring Claudio up and into the ring. The fans fire up as Darby climbs up a corner, though slowly given all the damage to his back. That lets Claudio trip Darby up! Darby is stuck up top, and Claudio climbs up after him. Claudio gut wrenches for a SUPER GUT WRENCH PLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Claudio can’t believe it! The fans fire up but Claudio calls for the swing! Claudio grabs the legs, but Darby twists to a victory roll! TWO!!
Claudio escapes and runs up, but Darby ducks ‘n’ dodges, roll and- WHOA, Claudio has to fight to stay up, and then he deadlifts Darby! Darby pops through to CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Darby and Claudio crawl for ropes. Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT again and again and again! The ref backs Claudio off, but then Claudio fires off body shots! Darby flops over but Claudio has the legs. Claudio FLIPS Darby up and over the ropes, but Darby lands on the apron! Claudio BOOTS Darby down! The ref wants Claudio to hold on but Claudio goes out after Darby.
Claudio drags Darby by his legs, then SWINGS him around! Into steel steps!! The fans lose their minds, the ref reprimands Claudio, but Claudio doesn’t care. The fans tell Claudio he is sick, but Claudio TOSSES Darby over the announce desk!! Schiavone, Excalibur & Matt Menard narrowly avoid becoming collateral damage! But Claudio clears the desk and brings Darby up. Claudio puts Darby on the desk, then stands over him. The ref reprimands but Claudio just ignores him. Claudio drags Darby up, and gorilla presses him! SUPER DUPER TOSS onto the timekeeper’s table!! The fans lose their minds as Darby is down but that table’s somehow still standing!
The ref checks on Darby but Claudio storms right over! The ref tells Claudio to stop so they go to the ring. Claudio lets the ring count start, and yet Darby somehow stirs at 4 of 10! The fans rally as hard as they can and Darby crawls his way over! Darby is still far away at 7! But then he powers up and LEAPS in at 9!! But Claudio LARIATS Darby inside-out!! Cover, Claudio wins!
Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall
Darby truly is relentless, with durability like no other, but it just wasn’t enough against the strength and brutality of Claudio! Will no one stop The Death Riders from running roughshod over AEW?
Backstage interview with Private Party.
Renee is with Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy and brings up that at Full Gear, the AEW World Tag Team Championships are on the line in a Fatal 4 Way. Private Party takes on The Acclaimed, The Outrunners and The Kings of the Black Throne. In such a match, the champs do NOT have to be pinned or submitted to lose their titles, so what is their strategy? Brother Zay says they obviously can’t tell her that, the other teams are watching. But it seems like the odds are against them. Fortunately, the odds have been against them their whole lives, their whole careers, just like against The Young Bucks.
But look what happened: Private Party defied the odds, beat The Bucks, and are your AEW World Tag Team Champions. That is the same thing that happens on Saturday. They leave Newark, New Jersey still your tag team champions. Because there ain’t no party like a Private Party, that’s a flex. Oh, speaking of! It’s AJ & Big Justice! They’re fired up to be here, but Justice wants to know what that face Zay made was last week. Oh, right, this one, with the chin scratching. And AJ says they’ve got a BIG announcement coming up after this! Maybe some double chunk chocolate cookies? BOOM!!
A green Porsche Taycan pulls up to the middle of nowhere.
And out steps MJF. The Wolf of Wrestling tells the hobo to “go get it” as he throws spare change off to the side like birdseed. MVP then sits back and tells Roderick Strong, “You’ve been through so much. The kid who grew up trailer park trash with two abusive alcoholic parents. For crying out loud! Your own mother shot your father right in front of you. That’s traumatizing. And as you know, Roddy, trauma is the result of an overwhelming sense of danger, powerlessness and fear. However, healing is a result of feeling safe, empowered and supported. That’s why you’d do anything for Cole. He makes you feel all those positive things that you lacked.
“It’s why I was no different than you. It’s why I trusted him. Unfortunately, the difference between you and I: Cole for me was a mirage of what I wanted him to be. A fraud, a liar. And whilst Cole is a fraud, I do actually believe deep down, in his narcissistic, sociopathic, frail, feeble frame, is a man who cares about Roderick Strong. This is precisely why upon further contemplation, I am happy you won, Roddy. Because I want Adam Cole to watch a person he cares about suffer! And because of your White trash upbringing, you aren’t intelligent enough to realize that you don’t have a prayer. And I’m sending you back to where you belong. To your grimy little trailer park.
“And after the match, you’ll be in so much physical anguish, you’ll wish your mother hadn’t shot your father, but instead shot you.” As if this scumbag couldn’t stoop any lower, he brings up Roddy’s past to hurt him. But will Roddy make sure MJF’s future is the one full of pain and suffering?
Backstage interview with AJ & Big Justice.
Renee is with the Costco Tiktok sensations and says that in the Full Gear Zero Hour, we will see #BigBoomAJ take on QT Marshall in a match 20 YEARS in the making. AJ says it may have been 20 years in the making for QT, this all started for AJ when QT threw the double chunk chocolate cookies down! Renee says AJ has not been in the ring in those 20 years, is he concerned about how his body will hold up? AJ isn’t worried about that, because he just has one strategy, and that’s the strategy they use each and every day. That strategy is to bring the BOOM~! But hey, there’s another special announcement.
Because when AJ rings QT’s bell, and he Power-Booms QT right in the middle of that ring, there is only one guy they want ringing the bell: Big Justice’s best friend, THE RIZZLER! Time to bring the BOOM~! Will QT be sleeping on the mat for The Rizzler? Will he be skibidi? Fanum Tax? Why are those even words?
Tony Schiavone is on stage.
And he welcomes out The Undisputed Kingdom! The fans cheer as Roderick Strong makes his way out, accompanied by Matt Taven & Mike Bennett. Schiavone brings up Roddy VS MJF at Full Gear, and we just heard all that disgusting stuff MJF had to say. Roddy’s response is that to be honest, he has not slept a wink since last week. IT is finally happening! Roddy feels like a kid on Christmas morning. He finally gets his hands on “MAAAAAX~!” The fans echo that, and Roddy says if MJF was here tonight, and not hiding out there, Roddy would ask him: Is Roddy supposed to be ashamed of his childhood?
Is Roddy supposed to be ashamed of his parents? You don’t think Roddy’s heard that stuff before? His whole LIFE, that is what people brought up! His mom’s an addict, his dad’s an addict, mom shot dad. Good job, Max, you made Roddy feel like he was in elementary school again. And people may look at Roddy’s past and feel sorry for him, but Roddy asks us not to. Because looking at MJF, Roddy feels sorry for him. Understand this, Max. With Roddy’s life, he learned that to get the most out of life, you have to earn it. If you wanna break the cycle, you have to earn it. And that is what Roddy’s done ever since he was a kid!
And now looking at MJF, he’s been spoon-fed everything. And when something doesn’t go his way or something happens and he doesn’t like it, MJF throws a temper tantrum like a baby until that changes. So Roddy wants MJF to do something for him: Look in the mirror and think about all the things that MJF has done to people. The manipulating, the backstabbing, the using. MJF needs to realize, when the bell rings at Full Gear, MJF will pay for all those sins. With every chop, with every punch, with every elbow, with every backbreaker! And when it is all over, Roddy walks to his hotel room for the best night of sleep in his life because he earned it.
Especially because Roddy will know he has broken MJF’s back, and left him humbled! Roddy is all fired up, and the fans are with him! Will MJF finally get what’s coming to him? Or will he give Roddy nightmares for the rest of his life?
AEW shares footage taken from last Saturday night.
First, a recap video of Daniel Garcia thwarting Jack Perry’s attempts to abduct and torture Matthew Menard, as well as the joyride they took in the Scapegoat bus, with Perry as the hood ornament. And now, they have Perry strapped into a chair, the bus headlights as the only source of light. Menard is behind the camera as he asks Perry how he’s feeling. How’d that work out for him, huh? Garcia splashes Perry with water to wake him up, and says “Let’s have a conversation. I’m all ears.” Perry chuckles and says Garcia thinks he’s so much better than him. Look at where they are! Garcia shouts back that he doesn’t wanna be here!
Garcia just wants to wrestle, but AEW is full of savages! Perry tried to take Daddy Magic’s life! And those in power just sit back and watch, pretending that nothing’s going on. So what do they do? Gotta take the power back, right? Perry counters with, “Everybody’s got a code. Everybody cares about right and wrong until it costs them something. Until they have to SACRIFICE!” Garcia gets in Perry’s face, grabs him by the mouth, and says Perry’s always going on about sacrifice but Perry has no idea what Garcia’s had to go through! Perry has NO idea what Garcia’s had to sacrifice to be here!
Garcia knows where Perry wants him to go, but Garcia promises that he’s never gonna go there. Perry smirks, then SPITS in Garcia’s face. Garcia wipes that off his face and says bet. Garcia’s got something for Perry, so just wait right there. Garcia goes to the bus while Perry mockingly asks what he’s gonna do. Menard tells shut up, Jack! Life must be so hard for him! What’s Jack got to be sad about?! Garcia comes back and he has a crowbar! Perry dares him to go ahead. Garcia raises the bar, but he SMASHES up the bus! Garcia throws the crowbar away and Perry laughs. Is that it? Garcia tells Menard they’ll get out of here. What? Where’s Garcia going?
Perry says yeah, walk away. Menard tells Perry that Garcia’s gonna whoop his ass! Just wait! Menard leaves, Perry shouts into the night, but will The Face of TNT soon be the one sacrificed for the greater good?
Renee Paquette presides over the ROH World Championship contract signing.
She welcomes us backstage to the signing for this match, which will happen next week, Dynamite: Thanksgiving Eve, in Chicago. The challenger, Tomohiro Ishii, is on her left, and the champion, Chris Jericho, is on her right. Jericho, as champion, you have the honors to sign first. Jericho smiles and waves as he says, “Hi, guys.” But Renee, you should know better. A champion of Jericho’s caliber does not just sign a contract thrust at his face randomly. He has a whole legal team that needs to approve this contract. Renee says it was sent to said legal team last week. Oh, really? What about today? The now! Jericho lives in the now!
Jericho says he’ll get this checked by his legal eagles one more time. But for now, wait here. Choto matte kudesai. Jericho steps around the corner and then down the hall. He smiles at his own picture on the wall. What a good looking guy. But wait, Ishii has followed Jericho to the hall. Jericho is a bit worried as he keeps moving. Jericho tries to block Ishii’s path but a trash can isn’t enough. Jericho tells staffers that Ishii wants to talk to them. They step in the way but Ishii pushes them aside. Jericho moves faster, pushes more people in the way, but Ishii pushes them aside. Was that RJ City?
Jericho goes up some stairs but Ishii follows. Ishii’s even gaining ground! Jericho goes through a doorway and ends up in the concourse! Fans cheer as Jericho and Ishii keep up their cat ‘n’ mouse game. Jericho decides to go into the stands! Ishii follows, and they head down the bleachers towards ringside! Jericho hurries over railing but so does Ishii. They go into the ring, and now Jericho tells Ishii to stop following him! Jericho wants a mic, a mic is brought, and Jericho says hey, listen, Ishii. Jericho would sign this contract, but he doesn’t have a pen. Ishii has a pen! Oh. Ishii clicks it for Jericho, and pushes it into him.
Jericho takes the pen, looks at the contract again, and still hesitates. Jericho signs his part, and then hands things over to Ishii. But then BRYAN KEITH & BIG BILL ATTACK! It was all a massive set-up! Bad Apple & Redwood beat down Stone Pitbull, and then sit him up! Jericho has the pen ready, but here comes The Conglomeration! Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero rush in, and Mark TACKLES Jericho! Rocky fires off on Bill while Mark CHOKES Jericho! Keith saves Jericho from Mark but Mark fires hands on Keith! The fans fire up, but then Bill SKYSCRAPER- NO, Mark UPPERCUTS Bill first! Rocky adds on!
The fans fire up as The Conglomeration pinballs Bill, and then Ishii CLOBBERS him! Bill tumbles out, but Rocky DIVES! Bill is sent into railing! Keith stands up, into a kick and underhooks! JAY DRILLER! Jericho stands up, Ishii has him, and hits a BRAINBUSTER!! Conglomeration stands tall over The Learning Tree and his Branches, and now Ishii signs his part! The match is now official, and Ishii is looking to take a bite out of Jericho! Will The Conglomeration have the ROH World Championship to be thankful for this year?
Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter.
Renee is with the former AEW Women’s World Champion and notes that last time, we were going to hear from her, only for her to be interrupted by Julia Hart. What is Hayter’s reaction to that? Well, yeah, she isn’t angry, but she is baffled why Julia chose to interrupt Hayter. They’ve never really spoken or interacted, or even wrestled each other. Hayter is just curious as to why Julia felt it was okay to do that. Granted, Julia can do whatever she wants, Hayter moves to the beat of her own drum just as much as Julia. But… if Julia wants to have a chat-
Uh oh, something is happening to the video! Brody King’s message echoes, “It’s time to come home.” Julia Hart walks through the woods. Brody says The House is her foundation. She has seen her rebirth. Now it is time to rebuild. She has woken up stronger, more determined, and more dangerous than ever. Julia aims her arrow to shoot down a target: her past self. Her obstacles are just bull’s eyes. She is the Princess of the Black Throne, and the Keeper of Secrets. She is Julia Hart, and her heart grows harder. She hits her mark, but will she find Hayter Hits Hard?
Orange Cassidy VS Wheeler Yuta!
Freshly Squeezed has been accused of being coldblooded and uncaring, but he got pretty heated as he told The Conglomeration to keep themselves safe tonight. He goes 1v1 with The Decoder, a young man who was once Cassidy’s student, and who left him behind to join the then Blackpool Combat Club. If anyone is uncaring, it is Yuta with how he would then follow Jon Moxley’s lead in the destruction of Bryan Danielson and Chuck Taylor. Who will be the more ferocious fighter tonight, this close to Full Gear?
The bell rings and Yuta SHOTGUNS Cassidy! Yuta follows Cassidy to a corner to CHOP, then ROCK, then CHOP again! Yuta whips corner to corner but Cassidy goes up and out. Cassidy bumps Yuta off buckles, climbs up top, but has to leap over. Yuta comes back but Cassidy catches him to a backslide! TWO, but Cassidy reels Yuta in for a cradle! TWO! Yuta pulls on an ear! But Cassidy arm-drags and wrangles Yuta into the SEATBELT! TWO!! Yuta escapes and the fans fire up as these two stand off. Yuta huffs ‘n’ puffs, but Cassidy shows he wants a grapple. They feel things out, knuckle lock, but Cassidy blocks a kick!
Cassidy reels Yuta in for a headlock, but Yuta powers up and out. Cassidy ducks ‘n’ rolls, tilt-o-whirls, but Yuta suplexes! Into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Yuta tumbles out and fans fire up! Cassidy builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Yuta and the fans fire up again! Cassidy brings Yuta up, whips, but Yuta reverses to reel Cassidy in! Cassidy fights the suplex, but then Yuta fights a suplex. Yuta suplexes, to RAILING BRAINBUSTER!! Cassidy writhes and fans are stunned! Yuta stomps Cassidy, then leaves him behind for the ring count. Cassidy crawls into the ring, Yuta exposes a crossbar, and then he GRINDS Cassidy’s face into the steel!
The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Yuta steps off at 4. Cassidy seethes as he rises up, but Yuta has him at the corner. Cassidy kicks Yuta’s legs out and Yuta falls onto a turnbuckle! Yuta falls back, Cassidy climbs, but Yuta grabs Cassidy first! Yuta drags Cassidy down but Cassidy fires hands. Yuta squeezes the facelock tight, then hits an APRON DDT! The fans boo Yuta while Cassidy writhes, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cassidy clutches his neck while Yuta waits in the ring. A ring count starts and Yuta eggs Cassidy on. Cassidy reaches up as the count reaches 5 of 10, but he doesn’t sit up until 6. Cassidy hobbles up, stumbles and falls, but springs back to life! He slides in at 9! Only for Yuta to be right on him! Yuta reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy turns that into BEACH BREAK! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Cassidy is too sore to be frustrated. They both sit up, and Yuta crawls his way over to a corner. Cassidy rises, checks his neck, then runs up, but into an ELBOW! Yuta goes up, but Cassidy JUMP FOREARMS! Cassidy positions Yuta just right before he climbs the corner.
Yuta resists but Cassidy still brings Yuta up. Yuta continues to fight the suplex, throws body shots, then shoves Cassidy down. Cassidy rolls back to his feet, runs back up the corner, but Yuta again fights the suplex! Cassidy fires hands, but Yuta fires back! They brawl up top, Cassidy HEADBUTTS Yuta! But Yuta HEADBUTTS back! They both wobble, but then Cassidy BITES Yuta! The ref reprimands, but Cassidy CLAWS Yuta’s back! This is very Moxley of him to do! And then Cassidy hits the SUPERPLEX! Both men are down and the ref checks. They’re both okay to continue, so a standing count begins!
Cassidy sits up, spots Yuta, and heads that way. Yuta sits up, they fire forearms as they stand! Dynamite returns to single picture as these shots go back and forth. The fans fire up for Cassidy but boo Yuta as the shots go faster and faster! Yuta BITES Cassidy’s forehead! Yuta spits then runs, but Cassidy dodges! BODY BLOW! SUPERKICK! Yuta sits down, Cassidy runs, PENALTY KICK! Cassidy slashes his throat, hauls Yuta up, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Cassidy seethes. Cassidy rains down fists on Yuta! The ref reprimands about closed fists and hair pulling, but Cassidy doesn’t stop until the ref counts 4.
Cassidy stands, and he throws off the elbow pad! Cassidy aims at Yuta, runs up, but Yuta ducks the punch! GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta runs to CHOP in the corner! And then a wrench and PAIN THRILLER! The fans boo while Yuta seethes and stands over Cassidy. Yuta sits Cassidy up, for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! But Cassidy blocks one! And bends fingers, to then SNAP them! The fans fire up as Cassidy SNAPS finger after finger! Yuta swings, Cassidy BOOTS him, then serves up SOLE FOOD! Scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy is busting out all his best friends’ best moves, but he hasn’t gotten it done!
Cassidy aims, loads up, and ORANGE- NO, Yuta ducks! Orange fights the suplex, switches to O’Conner Roll! TWO, Yuta dodges Cassidy, scoops him, and CROSS LEG TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO?!? Cassidy survives and Yuta is furious! The fans are thunderous, but Yuta rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Cassidy grits his teeth but he’s almost a ragdoll! Yuta lets off to then hook the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION!! Cassidy endures as Yuta thrashes him around! Cassidy powers up as the fans rally, and he kicks around to the ROPEBREAK!! Yuta holds on, the ref counts, and Yuta finally lets go at 4!
The ref reprimands Yuta, but Yuta pushes past the ref to go outside the ring. Yuta grabs a chair! Yuta storms into the ring while the fans boo, and the ref says don’t do it! Cassidy dodges the chair shot! Victory roll, CASSIDY WINS!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall
Yuta is in disbelief! Cassidy beat him with a technical move! Yuta snarls but the ref keeps him back. Cassidy did what he promised in beating Yuta, but then he stares his former student down. Is Cassidy going to offer a handshake? WAIT, PAC ATTACKS! The Bastard BOOTS Cassidy down so we’ll never know what Cassidy was going to do! The fans boo more but Pac & Yuta stand on Cassidy. The rest of the Death Riders appear, and Marina Shafir has duct tape! The AEW World Trios Champions stomp away on Cassidy, like vultures picking the bones. Moxley steps into the ring while Marina hands the tape over to Pac.
Claudio puts Cassidy’s hands in his pockets, and then Pac tapes them in! Cassidy is physically bound, and Moxley paces around. Cassidy is pushed around by all the Death Riders, then Moxley DECKS him! Claudio hauls Cassidy back up, the Death Riders keep bullying him, and then Moxley SLAPS Cassidy down! But the bullying continues as they stand Cassidy up. Cassidy “kicks” Moxley! Defiant to the end! But Moxley DECKS him again! Moxley paces around more, then stomps Cassidy right on the face! Moxley leads The Death Riders away, and The Conglomeration finally comes out here.
Mark has scissors to cut Cassidy loose, and the fans boo as The Death Riders still retreat. Cassidy tries to stand up, but he has to use ropes to do it. Even so, Cassidy stands on his own two feet. Moxley eggs on the fans while Cassidy puts his sunglasses on. And then hands up, and then into the pockets! Try as they might, The Death Riders could not break the Freshly Squeezed fighting spirit! Will Cassidy finally become AEW World Champion? Or will Moxley find a way to break Cassidy at Full Gear?
My Thoughts:
A great go-home Dynamite here, though it felt like it contracted Go Home Syndrome. A lot of recap and other promos, but good promos all the same. Good follow-up from last week with Hayter and Hart, that will probably really get going after Full Gear. Good promo from Mariah & Mina to hype up their celebration segment for Full Gear, and with Toni Storm’s announcement of her retirement, you can bet Toni is anything but retired! Toni Storm most assuredly will return very soon, maybe even to ruin the celebration and spark another feud. I still want us to get to Mariah VS Mina but maybe Storm moves things back so that Mariah VS Mina happens in 2025.
Good promo from Private Party to also have AJ & Big Justice show up. The promos didn’t really add much to any of the matches, though. I’m very sure AJ does hit the BOOM on QT to win, and then Private Party finds a way to survive the Fatal 4. Great stuff with Perry, Garcia and Menard, that was another very action movie kind of promo, maybe even like that grittier Batman movie. But with Garcia not sinking to the same lows as Perry, that will be why Garcia loses. Honestly, why not just have Perry blatantly get himself disqualified? What great heat for Perry while keeping Garcia strong in not becoming TNT Champion.
Great promos in this MJF story. I appreciate Cole throwing his support behind Roddy was good, as well as Kyle O’Reilly wanting Cole to just leave it at this. MJF of course insults Roddy over his past while also trashing Cole at the same time, but great response from Roddy. Also I’m not a car guy so it took me a little too long to Google out what car MJF was driving. Anyway, given all these promos, I am very confident MJF wins at Full Gear and then Cole still wants after MJF, only for Kyle to have to fight Cole to make him stop. Then we’ll maybe get Cole VS MJF at Worlds End, or even some time in 2025.
Very good stuff with The Hurt Syndicate, even with them getting jumped by Swerve. Poor Cheeseburger, that’s one fan favorite that got fed to Bobby Lashley. But Swerve getting the better of the Hurt Syndicate again and again tonight, all the more reason Lashley wins at Full Gear. Very good promo vignette from White and Hangman to hype up their grudge match, which still feels it could go either way since they’re tied on the year. And Jericho and Ishii had perhaps simultaneously the most clever and most ridiculous contract signing segment ever. And of course Jericho worked out some sort of trap, only for it to go badly for him and his team. But with that, that means Ishii is losing next week, as I figured he would.
Awesome opening match with the 8 Man, and I liked that they had Hobbs do the “fighting through the pain” angle in the match. Also, great bit with Kyle Fletcher sending Davis into harm’s way so that the Callis Family can get the better of Ospreay’s team. I thought the Faces were going to win here, but the math now says Ospreay finds a way to beat Kyle, and maybe Ricochet takes the International Championship from Konosuke Takeshita. The Continental Classic is coming, and they could easily use that round robin to get Konosuke back to a feud with Kazuchika Okada and they battle for the Continental Championship at Worlds End like we should’ve gotten at WrestleDream.
Awesome match from Kris VS Shida, and I appreciate the crisis of confidence for Shida. Kris gets a great win to go into Full Gear, and then Kris and Shida get the better of Mone & Kamille, so all the more reason Mone finds a way to survive. As for Kamille, I feel like she should ditch Mone for being treated like crap by Mone, and maybe we can get a feud of Mone VS Kamille going into 2025. And of course, plenty of promos from Death Riders and “Team AEW” members. Moxley just kinda went on and on about stuff he’s already said in reference to Cassidy, but I did like Claudio going bilingual in talking trash on Darby.
Awesome matches from those stories, of course. Darby really got thrown around but he continues to show that toughness. Claudio getting the win mostly keeps Darby back so that Darby can build towards a world title match at Worlds End. Cassidy VS Yuta was great stuff, too, with great back and forth of Cassidy wanting to end it quick, having to grit it out with Yuta, and then Cassidy still finding a way to end it with a quick pin. And they did a good job muddying the math. Cassidy wins the match, but the Death Riders beat him down, only for Cassidy to literally stand tall at the end of the show. I still don’t see him taking the world title from Moxley, though, with Darby still in the wings, but this could end up Cassidy’s best match yet.
My Score: 8.9/10
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May VS Jay, ONE LAST TIME!
Anna Jay gets one last shot at Mariah May’s AEW Women’s World Championship, but under No Disqualifications! Will Anna finally be The Star of the Show?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron; Mina wins.
- Daniel Garcia VS Johnny TV w/ MXM Collection; Garcia wins.
- Shelton Benjamin w/ MVP VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Shelton wins.
- “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Bulk Bronson w/ The Iron Savages; Hobbs wins.
- Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series: Rush & The Beast Mortos w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts VS The Acclaimed; The Acclaimed win and advance to Full Gear.
- AEW Women’s World Championship No Disqualifications Match: Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins and retains the title, Anna can no longer challenge for the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Anna Jay and Mariah May each arrive backstage.
The Queenslayer says, “No DQ, no problem.” But The Glamour says, “This one’s for Mina.” Speaking of…
Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron!
The Fighting Gravure Idol is back in AEW, and she’s ready for quite the Collision with this crazy Aussie! Will The Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion prove why she’s the Queen of Southside? Or will she suffer the wrath of Harley Cameron?
The bell rings and the fans rally up behind Mina. Mina and Harley use some shimmying for intimidation. Harley kicks, Mina blocks, and then Mina headlocks. Harley powers up and out, drops down, but Mina rolls over. Mina then dodges Harley, bypasses her, and trips her! Harley avoids the elbow drop, Mina avoids the Penalty Kick, but Harley rolls through the roll-up. Mina dodges with a slide and the fans fire up! Mina and Harley reset, Harley runs up, but Mina drop toeholds! KNEE SMASH! The fans cheer as Mina then reels Harley in and hooks up the legs. Mina dances on Harley’s legs, before she STOMPS them!
Harley clutches her knees, but Mina drops an elbow on a leg! And then steps through, but Harley scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Mina lets go but then brings Harley up. Harley throat chops! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Harley hits a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, ONE!! Mina is tougher than that, but Harley keeps her focus. Harley drags Mina up, then runs to BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Mina ends up int he ropes, and Harley CLUBS her on the back! Harley mocks the “We Want Mina!” chant, before she shouts, “NO WE DON’T!” MOTORBOAT ATTACK! Mina sputters, but then Harley CHOKES Mina with a headscissors!
Harley lets go as the ref counts, and Harley says, “We Want Harley!” The fans are torn on that, but Harley whips Mina to ELBOW her down! Cover, TWO! Mina is still tougher than that, but Harley drags her around to throw down elbows after elbow! Harley clamps on a chinlock but the fans rally up. Mina fights to her feet, and she throws elbows until she’s free. Harley ENZIGIRIS Mina in return! Mina wobbles, Harley runs, but Mina runs past her! Tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up as Harley goes to a corner. Mina pounds the mat, the fans rally behind her, and Mina runs corner to corner to ELBOW!
The fans fire up as Mina says one more time! Mina whips, Harley reverses, and Harley runs in. Mina dodges and ROCKS Harley, then goes up to GAMANGIRI! Cover, TWO! Harley shows she is tougher than that, but Mina drags her up. Harley breaks free, Mina blocks a kick and trips her! Mina SMASHES the knee again! Mina then turns Harley, ties her up, FIGURE FOUR! Harley endures, even as Mina thrashes around! Harley reaches out, crawls her way over, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Mina lets go, and Harley drags herself up. The fans cheer Mina as she puts the leg through ropes and pulls!
Mina lets go with a coy smile as the ref counts. Mina runs but Harley trips her into the ropes! And then BACKSTABBER! Mina writhes but Harley brings her around. Harley fireman’s carries but her leg hurts! Mina slips free, KICKS the bad leg, but Harley fires a forearm! Mina KICKS the leg again! Harley fires another forearm! Mina kicks and kicks and kicks! Harley drops to her knees but rises back up! Only for Mina to ROCK, spin, and SOBAT! Mina fire sup, reels Harley in, inverted suplex for the- NO, Harley slips free! Harley waistlocks but Mina fights! Mina wrenches out, Harley ducks the kick to pump handle BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Mina survives! Harley grows frustrated and she shakes her leg out. Harley rises, she brings Mina up, and she fires more forearms. Harley whips, Mina reverses and sends Harley to a corner. Mina runs up, Harley slips aside to roll up, but with feet on ropes! The ref sees that easily and Harley stops. Harley argues with the ref, but Mina hits a ROLLING ELBOW! Mina runs to FLYING CHUCK! Harley is dazed and the fans fire up with Mina! Mina runs corner to corner to DOUBLE- NO, Harley puts Mina up top! Mina ROCKS Harley and hits a FLYING SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO!! Harley survives and shocks everyone!
Mina says fine, she’ll use the buster! Mina dragon sleepers and inverted suplexes, but Harley drops to victory roll! TWO!! URAKEN from Mina! Harley is down but the fans fire up with Mina! Mina dragon sleepers, for the GLAMOROUS DRIVER MINA!! Cover, Mina wins!
Winner: Mina Shirakawa, by pinfall
What a powerful return for Mina, and while Harley shimmies in frustration, will it be Mina celebrating even more should Mariah May retain her title?
Jack Perry arrives.
The Scapegoat arrives in his black bus, but he also leaves the engine running while he heads inside. What is the twisted TNT Champion planning for tonight?
Daniel Garcia VS Johnny TV w/ MXM Collection!
Speaking of the TNT Championship, it will be Red Death challenging Jack Perry for that gold. But before he becomes the Face of TNT, can he prove to Johnny and the world that he is #TVReady?
The bell rings and Garcia circles with Johnny. They tie up, go around, and Johnny powers Garcia to a corner. The ref counts, Johnny lets off slowly, but then he takes a swing! Garcia dodges, headlocks and grinds Johnny. Johnny powers up and out, then he RUNS Garcia over! The fans are torn but Garcia gets up to shake that off. Garcia and Johnny circle again, tie up, and Garcia headlocks. Johnny powers up and out, but Garcia RAMS Johnny! Johnny rebounds to RUN Garcia over again! Johnny taunts Garcia, MXM add on, but Garcia fires the fans up. Johnny waistlocks then headlocks, but Garcia powers up and out.
Garcia drops down, hurdles over, then ducks Johnny to CLOBBER Johnny! The fans fire up while Johnny flounders! Garcia storms up on Johnny, UPPERCUTS him to a corner, then CHOPS him! Garcia whips, Johnny reverses, but Garcia holds ropes. Johnny runs up but Garcia ELBOWS him! Mansoor distracts the ref, allowing Mason to CHOKE SLAM Garcia!! The fans boo and Daddy Magic protests from commentary. The Mahogany Hunk poses, pretending he did nothing wrong, and Johnny covers. TWO, but Johnny stays on Garcia while Collision goes picture in picture.
Johnny drags Garcia by a leg, sits him up, and SHINING WIZARDS! Mansoor talks trash to the fans, probably fashion related, and Johnny TOSSES Garcia out. Johnny poses before he stalks Garcia to the ramp. Johnny taunts Garcia, kicks him around, then has him against railing. Johnny ROCKS Garcia, follows him around the way, then runs him into railing! Garcia falls over, Johnny refreshes the ring count, and MXM mug Garcia behind the ref’s back! The fans protest but MXM gest away with that. Johnny goes back out to fetch Garcia, but Garcia ROCKS Johnny! And ROCKS him again! And again!
Johnny FLAPJACKS Garcia onto the railing! Garcia falls in a heap but Johnny drags him back up. Johnny puts Garcia in the ring, then has him along the apron for a KICK! MXM mock the old Garcia dance while Johnny KICKS Garcia in the side. Johnny CHOKES Garcia on ropes, but lets off as the ref counts. Johnny argues with the ref while MXM taunt Garcia. Johnny clamps onto Garcia again and wraps him up in a COBRA TWIST! Garcia endures and fights around while Collision returns to single picture. Garcia fights up, and he pries free to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Johnny kicks low and then TOSSES Garcia out hard!
Johnny poses, then builds speed, to TORNILLO ATTACK! Johnny and MXM are all fired up, and even the fans have to admit that was good. But wait, JACK PERRY SMACKS MATT MENARD! The fans freak out as the Scapegoat TOSSES Daddy Magic over railing! Johnny mugs Garcia, puts him in the ring, then drags Garcia up to a fireman’s carry. Garcia fights with elbows and then hammers away on Johnny! Garcia reels Johnny in for a SAIDO! The fans fire up, MXM coaches Johnny, and both men slowly rise. Garcia has the fans on his side as he counter punches Johnny! And counter punches again!
Garcia fires off haymakers on Johnny, stomps a mudhole in, and the fans fire up with Garcia! The ref counts, Garcia lets off, but he runs side to side for a BOOT WASH! Garcia storms around, and he runs up, gets around, and he spins Johnny, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Johnny survives and MXM is relieved. Garcia grits his teeth and he drags Johnny back up. Garcia reels Johnny in, but Johnny resists the lift! Johnny DUMPS Garcia up and out! MXM swarm again! The fans boo as Johnny keeps the ref from seeing this. But then Garcia POSTS Mansoor! Mason scoops Garcia but Garcia slips free to POST Mason!
Garcia hurries into the ring, but gets a FLYING CHUCK and a MOONLIGHT DRIVE for it! Johnny goes up, STARSHIP FLOP as Garcia moves! Garcia runs up to SHOTGUN Johnny down! Garcia then runs up, gets around, COBRA CLUTCH, and ANACONDA VICE! Johnny TAPS, Garcia wins!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by submission
Red Death overcomes 3v1 odds, but now he realizes something happened to Menard! Garcia asks what happens, Schiavone and Nigel explain it was Perry. Wait, cameras have caught up and now Perry is brawling with Menard in the back! Garcia hurries to the back, but Perry throws Menard into railing! And SMACKS him with a floor sign! Perry stalks Menard while commentary says AEW is coming unglued! Things have moved to the parking lot, and Perry SMACKS Menard off the Scapegoat bus! “You think he’s ready? You think he’s ready!? Then you’re what’s holding him back. But I’m gonna fix that.”
Perry shoves Menard aside, then goes into the bus. Perry brings out a tow chain, with a hook on it! Perry CLUBS Menard, then hooks him up to the back of the bus! Between the chain and the bus exhaust, Menard is coughing and sputtering. Perry tells Menard, “We all have to sacrifice.” Perry then goes into the bus, but Garcia runs up! Garcia fires off on Perry, throws him into the side of the bus, “You thought this was a game?!” Garcia stomps Perry, and he frees Menard from the chain. Garcia stands Perry up abut Menard has an idea. Menard takes the camera, but Collision goes to break. What hell will Garcia put Perry through a week before Full Gear?
Lio Rush speaks.
“I am sick and tired of feeling the way that I’ve been feeling lately. Lost and confused on where I stand with the people that surrounded me. It’s really hard to know exactly who you are when you lose the matches that mean the most. But then I take a deep breath, I look at my watch, and I remember that I’m the Man of the Hour. I came to AEW to collect titles. I’m a 30-year-old piece of gold, and I pray that the people I call friends get on the same page. Because it’s only a matter of time before Lio Rush is rushing to the top.”
Garcia has Perry tied to the hood of the bus!
Garcia shouts at Perry that he was waiting for a reason! Garcia and Menard get in the bus, and they take Perry for a ride! They go through guard rails, up a ramp, and perhaps even into town! Will the Scapegoat end up a bug on a windshield?
Shelton Benjamin w/ MVP VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
While Bobby Lashley prepares for Full Gear, the Hurt Syndicate is looking for those ready to join up. Will the Standard of Excellence find the Commander of the Skies worth the investment? Or will he just be a waste of time?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Shelton and Komander tie up, but then Shelton shoves Komander back to BOOT him down! Shelton stands Komander up to KNEE, DECK, and then stand up again. Shelton clinches for the CROTCH LIFT SUPLEX! Komander flounders but Shelton stalks him. The fans rally for Shelton as he whips Komander corner to corner hard! Komander flops down and MVP says all day long! Abrahantes coaches Komander but Shelton stomps Komander. The MVP Arena cheers on MVP, and Shelton drags Komander up. Komander fires body shots, then forearms, but Shelton just smiles.
Shelton whips Komander to CLOBBER him! The fans fire up while Komander flounders more. Shelton drags Komander up, stomps him around, then stands him back up. Shelton scoops but Komander fights into a SLEEPER! Komander CLUBS away on Shelton, but Shelton throws Komander away! Shelton drags Komander to a corner, stomps him, then stands him up. Komander kicks, Shelton blocks, but Komander kicks and kicks and kicks! Shelton grins as he holds on, but then Komander ENZIGIRIS! Komander goes up, up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up as things speed up, and Komander FLAPJACK DROPKICKS!
The fans rally as Komander runs up to mule kick, SUPERKICK, and knoucle lock! Koamnder goes up and up, around and around, then FLYING- NO! Shelton stops the rana to pop Komander into a BEARHUG! Then an OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Komander flounders but MVP says no more toying around. Shelton stalks Komander to the apron then kicks him to the floor while Collision goes pictur ein picture.
Shelton goes out after Komander, brings him back up, and he RAMS Komander into the railing! And the apron! And back to railing! Shelton RAMS Komander into the apron then THROWS him at the railing! Komander is down in a heap and MVP is all fired up! MVP talks a bit of trash to Komander while Shelton steps into the ring. The ring count climbs, and Shelton waits. Komander manages to get in at 7 of 10! Shelton stomps Komander, then brings him up from the apron side. Shelton has Komander literally on the ropes, to then BOOT him down! Komander hits the floor and MVP says it’s fine, he can stay down.
Shelton goes out after Komander, drags him up, and tosses him back into the ring. Shelton stalks Komander, then clamps on with a chinlock. Komander endures, but Shelton grinds him and twists him into a stretch. Komander continues to endure while Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Shelton whips Komander to FLAPJACK! Komander lands hard and sputters, but Shelton stands on him for a cocky cover. ONE, but Shelton smirks. The fans rally while Shelton stalks Komander to a corner. Shelton stomps Komander, hoists him up top, and slaps him around! Komander SLAPS back! And BOOTS! Komander adjusts position, dodges Shelton, and kicks the legs out! Shelton falls back, Komander goes up! MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Komander rises! Komander storms up but Shelton kicks low. Shelton suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER, then ELEVATED COBRA TWIST!
Shelton endures, powers out, but Komander handsprings through the hip toss! Komander runs, tilt-o-whirls, DEJA VU RANA! Shelton tumbles out and the fans fire up with Komander! Komander hurries to a corner and climbs! Komander tightrope walks the 20 feet, to then SPACE MAN MOONSAULT! Down goes Shelton and the fans are thunderous! Komander hurries to get Shelton up but Shelton ELBOWS him away. Shelton slides into the ring himself, but Komander follows. MVP is furious as Komander runs, 619! Shelton is down and Komander goes up again! MVP shouts at Shelton while Komander aims.
Komander tightrope walks again but has to bail out as Shelton moves! Shelton waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! And then GERMAN SUPLEX again! Komander flounders to a corner, Shelton runs up to STEP-UP KNEE! And then a SUPERKICK! Komander gets folded up and MVP says finish it already! Shelton hauls Komander up, clinches, and hits PAYDIRT! Cover, Shelton wins!
Winner: Shelton Benjamin, by pinfall
MVP stands with Shelton in the victory, but Komander definitely give more of a fight than either man expected. MVP then says we should leave with a souvenir! Shelton grabs at Komander’s mask! Abrahantes gets in the ring to stop Shelton, but then he sees MVP there. MVP grabs Abrahantes by the neck! MVP LARIATS Abrahantes down! MVP may be a manager now, but he can still hit other managers hard. Will nothing stop The Hurt Syndicate from owning AEW?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Renee Paquette is with the #BornAgainKristen and says that we’re just one week away from Kris VS Mercedes Mone for the TBS Championship at Full Gear. Things have already gotten out of control, from Mone & Kamille trying to run Kris over with a car, and then Kris tackles them through a wall. Once the bell rings, what can we expect? Kris says, “Anything and everything.” Mone is one of the best, will do anything she can to win, and is most dangerous when she’s cornered, where she is right now. Everything she’s tried hasn’t worked because Kris is still standing. Kris will be the one standing tall as the NEW TBS Champion.
In steps Hikaru Shida with enthusiastic applause. The Shining Samurai tells Kris that she just wants to wish her luck. It’s about time someone beats Mone’s boney ass! And when Kris becomes the new champion, Shida will gladly be her first challenger. Kris says alright, sure. But here’s another idea: Kris is always open for a challenge any time, especially against #HolyShida, the only THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion. So how about this? Wednesday Night Dynamite, Shida VS Kris. Shida’s all for it! They shake hands, but will fighting Shida be a little too much before going to Full Gear? Or will it prove Kris is still The Galaxy’s Greatest?
Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.
Lexy Nair is with Max Caster & Anthony Bowens ahead of their huge Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series match with La Faccion Ingobernable. But where is Billy Gunn? Caster asks that more importantly, where are their heads going into the match? Because Caster just has to say, as the Best Wrestler Alive, he’s feeling real confident. Bowens says for Lexy’s actual question, Billy will be here. What Caster was trying to say is that The Acclaimed do feel great, because they are one match away from joining that Fatal 4, where they will become TWO-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions in the Scissor King’s home state of New Jersey!
And when they win, The Acclaimed will celebrate with one big scissoring, because EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED! Ain’t that right, Lexy? Oh, wait, MVP steps in, Shelton Benjamin by his side. The Hurt Syndicate just wants to wish The Acclaimed luck. The Syndicate handled their business, so Caster & Bownes should handle theirs. Oh, and Max, use your size and strength. This is a big opportunity, don’t blow it. The Syndicate heads out, but will The Acclaimed win to impress MVP? Or to get back where they belong?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Bulk Bronson w/ The Iron Savages!
The return of the Powerhouse is truly big for AEW, but all the Iron Savages are big. And Jacked Jameson wants everyone to hold on. The fat morons and skinny idiots of Albany can shut up. Jameson gives all the introductions, and looking at “P-P-Powerhouse,” all you people are expecting a meat madness match! You want meat?! Then yeah, chant it up! But here’s some news: all these losers are going on a vegan diet! There will be no meat tonight! Because they are The Iron Savages, sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss while they take all the Low T Meatriders to #TIDDYCITY! Guess Bronson can do it, too?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Bronson pumps up and puffs up, but he’s looking lean compared to Hobbs. Bronson runs, RAMS Hobbs, but Bronson bounces off! The fans fire up but the Savages coach Bronson up. Hobbs says stop playing and bring it! Hobbs SLAPS Bronson, so Bronson really fires up! Bronson kicks low, and says, “How ’bout that, Hobbs?!” Bronson runs, but Hobbs dodges and CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up while Hobbs brings Bronson around. Scoop and SLAM, and the fans fire up with Hobbs! Hobbs then brings Bronson up to scoop and SLAM again! Bronson writhes, the fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Hobbs drags Bronson up, scoops and SLAMS again! Bronson writhes while Hobbs looms over him. Hobbs brings Bronson up, but Bronson wrenches out to ROCK Hobbs! Bronson fires haymakers, then CLUBS away on Hobbs’ back! The fans rally, Bronson reels Hobbs in, but Hobbs suplexes Bronson first! Bronson flounders into a corner, the fans fire up as Hobbs headbutts buckles! Hobbs runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Hobbs says he’s got all the meat! Hobbs LARIATS point blank again and again as fans chant “MEAT!” Hobbs lets Bronson stagger about, before he CLOBBERS him!
Hobbs shakes the ropes, and the straps come down! The fans fire up but Jameson talks trash on the apron. Hobbs DECKS him! Boulder runs in?! Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER! The ref can’t believe what’s going on as Hobbs torture racks Bronson! ARGENTINE RACK! Bronson TAPS, Hobbs wins! And drops Bronson on Boulder!
Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by submission
Big, jacked, and ANYBODY can get it! That is the way of the Powerhouse! Will the Book of Hobbs have quite the comeback story?
Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.
Lexy is now with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett. She congratulates Roddy for getting his third win via Lance Archer. Roddy now faces MJF at Full Gear, so how is he feeling? How’s he feeling? First, thanks for all that, Lexy, he appreciates it. Second, “MAAAX! You have seven days. Seven days from right now until you’re standing across the ring from me, Max. And look, I got a lot to say, and on Wednesday, you’re gonna hear it all, but I just wanna leave you with this: Max, you walk around here thinking you’re smarter than everybody, you’re better than everybody. I don’t think you realize what you’ve gotten yourself into.
“I am the Messiah of the Backbreaker. I am a damn wrestling legend! And when Full Gear ends, you’re gonna realize that I’m better than you, and you know it!” Roddy is ready to throw it all back in MJF’s face, but will the Wolf of Wrestling have a contingency plan?
Private Party is here!
The MVP Arena is ready to party with the champs, and Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy are ready to watch the final match of the contenders’ series! Who joins Private Party, The Outrunners, and The Kings of the Black Throne at Full Gear?
Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series: Rush & The Beast Mortos w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts VS The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn!
Platinum Max of course has a diss track. “These dudes gotta be embarrassed. You ’bout to lose bigger than Kamala Harris! LFI in a title match is outta place. It’s like Mexicans being managed by Jake the Snake! I would’ve called the committee, but you’re lucky Albany’s a sanctuary city!” Bowens takes over to say, “ALBANAAAAAY~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does~! But Caster doesn’t? The teams sort out, and while Caster wants to, Bowens convinces him to let Bowens start. Mortos steps up and the fans sing while the bell rings. Bowens and Mortos circle, tie up, and Mortos powers Bowens to a corner.
The ref counts, Mortos lets off, but Bowens dodges the shot to fire CHOPS! Mortos just roars! Mortos runs up, Bowens dodges to CHOP, CHOP and fire forearms! Mortos puts Bowens in a corner to fire forearms and lariats! Caster protests but Mortos SMACKS Bowens! And SMACKS him again! Mortos whips, Bowens reverses, but Mortos rolls off Bowens’ back! Bowens DROPKICKS but Mortos rebounds to CLOBBER Bowens! Bowens gets up but Caster tags in. Caster tells Bowens to relax, but here comes Rush. The fans rally up and the two tie up. Rush powers Caster back, Caster turns things around, but Rush turns it back around.
The ref counts as they’re in a corner, and the two separate. Rush eggs Caster on, the two tie up again, and Rush waistlocks. Caster switches, shoves, and drops down. Rush runs up but Caster hurdles. Rush leaps over but Caster runs him over! Rush runs Caster over! The fans fire up, but Caster says hold on! Tranquilo! Caster raises the ingobernable fist, Rush is moderately amused, but then Caster sucker punches him! Rush scowls and DECKS Caster! Rush goes out to grab his favorite green cable! Mortos distracts the ref, but Caster fires hands on Rush first! And Caster uses the cable! The fans cheer as Rush tastes his own medicine!
But then Rush SLINGS Caster to the floor! Billy is upset but the ref wants him to stay back. Billy tries to point out the shenanigans, but Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref is busy with Billy and that lets Rush LASH Caster with the cable! Rush SMACKS Caster off the desk, Caster scrambles into the ring, but Rush anchors his leg. Rush drags Caster up, CHOPS him then ROCKS him, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Mortos and Mortos SMACKS Caster! Cover, TWO! Caster toughs it out but Mortos NECK GTWISTS! Cover, TWO! Mortos stalks Caster to a corner while Private Party watches closely. Mortos SMACKS Caster again! Mortos puts Caster in the corner, taunts Bowens, and while the ref is busy with Bowens, that lets The Snake get in cheap shots!
Billy and Bowens both protest, but Mortos wrenches Caster. Tag to Rush and LFI mugs Caster. Caster goes to a corner but Rush whips corner to corner. Rush runs up and feints the dropkick to SMACK Caster! Rush soaks up the cheers and jeers while he blows a kiss. Rush drags Caster up to snapmare and motorcycle stretch. Caster endures but Jake is happy with this. Caster fights up, but Rush throws him down by his hair! Private Party doesn’t like how this is going for Acclaimed, but Rush taunts Bowens. The ref has ot keep Bownse back again, and Rush drags Caster back. Tag to Mortos and LFI mugs Caster more while Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Caster fights up to ENZIGIRI Mortos! Mortos staggers back, Caster crawls forward, hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on LFI with LARIATS, haymakers and CHOPS! Mortos roars, but Bowens sends him into the corner! Mortos tumbles up and out, then Bowens gives Rush the kick, kick, and FAMOUSER! Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Bowens then goes up and aims, SUPER CROSSBODY onto Mortos! The fans fire up and Bowens hurries to put Mortos in. Cover, TWO! Mortos stays in this, but Bowens stays focused. Bowens fires forearms but Mortos hits back.
Bowens fires a flurry, then whips, but Mortos reverses. Mortos POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Bowens down! The fans fire up but Caster MISSILE DROPKCIKS Mortos! Rush runs up, but Caster SUPERKICKS him! Caster runs at Rush, but Rush THROWS him into the corner! Bowens DECKS Rush! The fans fire up as all four men are down! Private Party likes this, too, as Billy coaches his guys. Jake also coaches LFI, and “This is Awesome!” Mortos blocks a shot to HEADBUTT Bowens down! Tag to Rush and Rush runs at the corner, only for Bowens to dodge! Bowens CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS away!
Bowens sits Rush down, mocks the tranquilo with some scissor fingers, but that pisses Rush off! Rush shoves Bowens, the hands start flying! Rush whips Bowens to a corner, to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Rush sits Bowens down to stomp away! The ref counts, Rush argues with him, but then goes corner to corner! Feint and BOOT! Rush gives a proper tranquilo, then he has the fans fired up. Bownes runs up, but into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Rush puts Bowens in the drop zone, goes up, SUPER SENTON FLOPS! Tag to Caster and he goes up! DIVING SPLASH! Cover, Mortos breaks it! Mortos gets Rush to safety, then tags in.
Rush dodges Caster, Mortos ROCKS him! Rush hits a BACKSTABBER, then holds Caster up for Mortos’ MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, Bowens breaks it! Rush CHOPS Bowens, Mortos whips Caster, and then Mortos CLOBBERS Caster! The fans rally as Rush says now it’s time! But Bowens fires off Rock, Paper, Scissors SUPERKICK! Mortos CLOBBERS Bowens! Mortos then runs at Caster, CANNONBALL MISSES! Hot tag to Bowens and he hits THE ARRIVAL on Mortos! MIC DROP from Caster!! Cover, ACCLAIMED WINS!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall (advance to Full Gear)
Private Party says alright, nice on Acclaimed! Billy helps Caster to his feet, but Caster is a bit squirrely. Caster calms down, and The Acclaimed all SCISSOR FINGER~! They’re in the Fatal 4, but will Caster & Bowens be the ones to become TWO-TIME TWO-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions?
PROGRAMMING NOTE for next week!
With Full Gear being next Saturday, November 23rd, Collision takes a week off! We’ll see everyone back here in two weeks on November 30th!
Backstage interview with Mina Shirakawa.
Lexy is with the Fighting Gravure Idol and congratulates her on her win in her return. Mina says yes, she is so back to have come back here, and she is so excited for Mariah’s match. Lexy says Mina already has multiple championships, is AEW gold on her mind at all? Mina says she’s just excited for Mariah’s match. But that’s not a no… Time to dance! Mina shimmies her way on out, but will she end up wanting something more than just fun with her friend?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Lexy is now with Mark Briscoe, Rocky Romero & Tomohiro Ishii, and she notes that in a couple weeks, Dynamite: Thanksgiving Eve, it will be Tomohiro Ishii VS Chris Jericho for the ROH World Championship. How is Ishii feeling? The Stone Pitbull is stone-faced, so Mark Briscoe “translates” what #BigTom is exuding with his aura. This is what he’s trying to say: Jericho, your days are numbered! You better shine that title up real nice, sleep with it real close, because soon, it’s getting up outta there! “Learning Tree my ass, you about to learn a lesson about humility! You about to learn a lesson about gettin’ your ass whooped!”
Mark asks if they understand what he’s saying, and Rocky says yeah, he’s picking up what Mark’s putting down. Rocky’s digging the energy, and he feels the intensity. But he has to know one thing: What is the word of the day? That’s a hell of a question, Rocky, because today, it is a menagerie of words! Take a basket, reach in, pull out the word of the day, and well, it’s tenacious! Tenacity! Ferocious! Velocity! Ferocity! He’s tellin’ ya, long story short, that title is coming back to the Conglomeration, courtesy of Tomohiro Ishii! Jericho, you gettin’ your ass whooped, son! RARARARA!
Mark may be fire on the outside, but Ishii is fire on the inside. Will The Learning Tree be burned down either way?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Lexy notes that this past Wednesday, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood came up short in their own Full Gear Contenders Series match. Where are their heads out right now? Cash says he wishes he had an answer, because he doesn’t really know. FTR doesn’t know where they go from here. They wish it was just one bad night, but the truth of the matter is, FTR lost those titles a little over a year ago and have had chances to get them back where they just haven’t. Maybe it’s FTR. Maybe their time has passed them. Maybe they need to reevaluate. Dax agrees. But on Dynamite, the better team won on that night.
While FTR could cry about it, or they could rebuild. Therefore, they will rebuild. This may not be FTR’s time, but it is someone’s time. It is The Outrunners’ time! And maybe after Full Gear, we get an FTRunners dream match for those titles. Boys, they’re pulling for you. Speaking of, we’re about to hear from The Outrunners right now!
The Outrunners speak.
Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd have another retro style video in old standard definition, saying they’ve got the looks and the attitude, so you know they’ve got “the stuff!” It’s a highlight reel of their match with Top Flight, even using retro graphics in the editing. You gotta have the meat! And right now, they’re sizzling! But will Truth & Turbo be prime A1 material at Full Gear? Or will they end up well done?
AEW Women’s World Championship No Disqualifications Match: Mariah May VS Anna Jay!
The Battle of the Belts was a Title Eliminator that went The Queenslayer’s way, only for The Glamour to get her revenge in the proper title match. However, all the back and forth, the bullying and the brawling, it has led to this rubber match! And as if No Disqualifications isn’t raising the stakes enough, Anna promises that if she loses, this is the last time she challenges Mariah for the title! Will this last chance be just the chance Anna needs to become The Star of the Show? Or will AEW still be All About Mariah?
Anna already brings a duffel bag of weaponry, and Nigel panics for Mariah’s sake. But Mariah came prepared with a trash can, baseball bat, and proper attire for a Street Fight. The introductions are made, but Mariah throws her can already! Anna dodges then SHOTGUNS Mariah! The bell rings, Anna is right on Mariah, and she sends Mariah into the railing! And then the steel steps! And then back into railing! The fans fire up while Anna keeps after Mariah with haymakers. Anna whips Mariah hard into railing! The Vendetta watches backstage, they seem to like Anna bringing out the violence as she SMACKS Mariah off the desk!
Anna confiscates a monitor to SMACK Mariah on the back! Mariah falls into Schaivone’s arms, and Nigel is furiously jealous! Anna SMACKS Mariah off the apron, then grabs herself a chair, to SMACK Mariah with it legs first! Anna pushes Mariah into the ring, then goes up a corner. Mariah stands into Anna’s BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as Anna keeps going, and she sits the chair up nearby. Anna drags Mariah up, but Mariah fires body shots! DDT onto the chair! Anna falls back while Mariah snarls. Mariah grabs the trash can and puts it around Anna! Mariah drums on the can, then goes to a corner.
Mariah climbs, Anna stands, and Mariah MISSILE DROPKICKS Anna down! Cover, TWO! Anna survives but Mariah just goes outside to look under the ring. The fans fire up in anticipation, and Mariah grins as she brings out a LADDER! Mariah pushes that ladder into the ring, stomps Anna around, then drags the ladder up. The ladder is propped up in a corner, then whips Anna, but Anna reverses! Mariah avoids hitting the ladder, but Anna has the QUEENSLAYER SLEEPER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but Anna hops on as a backpack! Only for Mariah to SENTON onto the ladder!
The fans fire up while both women are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Mariah sputters and coughs while she crawls to ropes. Mariah rolls out of the ring and hurries to look under the ring again. Mariah brings out a new chair, but Anna has brought out one of her own! They each slide the chairs in, and then they add more chairs! And more chairs! So many chairs! They both storm in, armed with chairs, and they CLASH! Mariah is disarmed, so Anna SMACKS her down! Anna goes for her duffel bag! Anna brings out… a crowbar, a wrench, wire, a chain, but she wants the PRYBAR! Mariah ROCKS Anna first, then THRWOS her down onto the chairs! Mariah stomps Anna, then sees all the goodies Anna brought!
Mariah picks up the strap! Mariah LASHES Anna, LASHES her again, but that just pisses Anna off! Anna blocks the shot, ROCKS Mariah, then LASHES her on the back! And LASHES her again! Mariah flounders, Anna kicks things aside to then stomp Mariah down. Anna drags Mariah up to suplex her onto the chairs! Mariah writhes but Anna covers, TWO!! Mariah stays in this, but that just means more pain! Anna stalks Mariah and DIGS the prybar into her ribs! Mariah kicks Anna away, then fires forearms! Anna eggs Mariah on, so Mariah KNEES her down! Cover, TWO! Anna toughs it out as Collision returns to single picture.
Mariah drags Anna up, for a SAIDO! Mariah then positions chairs before she fireman’s carries Anna. MADAY on a chair! Cover, TWO!?! Anna survives and Mariah is furious! Mariah grits her teeth as she drags Anna up and reels her in. Anna fights free, kicks low, then has the Gory Especial! GORY BOMB onto the ladder!! The ladder doesn’t break but Mariah’s face might have! Cover, TWO!! The Vendetta is still watching, and while Taya is very animated, Deonna is very stoic. Anna goes out to look under the ring. Albany gets what they want because here comes a TABLE! Anna brings this up to a TLC as she pushes the table into the ring.
Anna hurries in to set the table up while Mariah crawls and cries in pain. Anna has the table set just right, but she stomps Mariah first. Anna bumps Mariah off the buckles, then hoists her up top. Anna ROCKS Mariah, climbs up after her, and the fans fire up as she aims for the table. Mariah fires body shots first! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then SUPSER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS through the table!! Cover, TWO?!?! Anna survives and Mariah cannot believe it! But this is what winning the title with no safety net means for Anna! Mariah goes out, looks under the ring, and she brings out spare railing!?
Mariah pushes the railing into the ring, but she also brings some chairs over. Mariah sets the chairs up before she props the railing up like a ramp. Mariah adds more chairs, but Anna hits a BACKSTABBER first! Both women are down again, but Anna grabs herself some chairs. Anna finishes the project Mariah was working on, and the railing is now a platform! Anna drags Mariah over but Mariah HEADBUTTS first! Mariah then puts Anna on the railing, and looks to go through with her plan all along! The fans fire up as Mariah climbs, but Anna trips her up first! Anna climbs up, and she has Mariah on the very top! SUPERPLEX on the railing!!!
The fans lose their minds as both women are wrecked on the steel bars! Nigel can’t bear to watch the replay! The fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Mariah rises up, but Anna flops out of the ring. Anna finds some BARBED WIRE! Anna looks to relive one of her highlights as she wraps the wire around her arm! Anna stalks Mariah, and has the BARBED WIRE QUEENSLAYER on!!! Mariah suffers and the fans say Anna is sick! Anna doesn’t care, she wants to be champion! Mariah fades, but she uses HAIR SPRAY IN THE EYES!! Mariah is free, and she reels Anna in, STORM ZERO on a chair!! Cover, Mariah wins!!
Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)
Taya is upset but Deonna says it’s alright. Anna and Mariah pushed each other to their limits, but also to some dark places. The Glamour is still atop the AEW Women’s Division, and here comes Mina! Best friends get to celebrate Mariah’s victory, and then Mariah KICKS ANna in the side! Mina says no, Mariah, you already did enough! Mariah accepts that, and BREAKING NEWS from Tony Khan: Now that Mariah has retained her title, she and Mina will have their championship champagne celebration for Full Gear! Will no one ever stop Mariah’s reign of glamour?
Jon Moxley speaks.
The Maniac is with Marina Shafir in the parking lot as he says, “I’ve underestimated Orange Cassidy. I’ve pushed him in the ring before, but this sport’s about so much more than what goes on between the ropes. I thought when I broke Chuck Taylor’s neck, one of two things would happen: Either he would turn into a shaky puddle of tears, and I’d walk right over him; or he’d be backed into a corner and he’s snap back, bringing the animal out of Orange Cassidy. Neither of those two things happened, and now I see it for the first time. I don’t think he even went to the hospital with Chuck Taylor.
“He acts like he’s so sad, and that young Wheeler’s traveled down a path he doesn’t approve of, but he doesn’t care. He’s full of it. Now I see it for the first time. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. Orange Cassidy is a snake. Cold-blooded, reptilian, unnerved. The test will be this Wednesday, when you face your beloved former student who you claim to care about. Will you strike with venomous intent? Or will you keep it clean? Cold-blooded opponent, that is a different challenge entirely, this is gonna be harder than I thought. But man, I wish I was cold-blooded. But I’m not. No. I feel everything.
“Not just the weight of the AEW World Championship, but I feel the weight of the last five years. I feel the weight of the dreams and aspirations of every single wrestler who walks through these doors. I feel the weight of everybody’s mistakes and broken promises. I feel the weight of every single AEW fan who buys a ticket and pays for parking, and takes off work, and gives us their hard-earned money, and time, and energy, because AEW is something they believe in! What AEW could be! You don’t like the way I do things? November 23rd, you’re gonna have a chance.
“Lop my head off. Let it hit the dirt and roll at your feet. Reach down and pick up that crown, put it on your head. See if you like how it feels. At Full Gear, I smear Orange Cassidy’s blood on our flag, and I plant it in the ground so hard, it will never get moved. You wanna ride with me? You wanna ride in MY AEW? We ride into battle every single day to grab pro-wrestling by the balls, and you better be ready to die on your shield every single day! And if you’re not, get out. Or you will get taken out.” The Maniac has issued his ultimatum, will Freshly Squeezed heed it?
AEW Collision wraps with the November to Remember music video.
Set to November Rain by Guns ‘n’ Roses, we look back even as far as the last time Jon Moxley and Orange Cassidy feuded, which included their battle over the AEW International Championship at Full Gear 2023. There are also highlights to hype up the TNT Championship match of Jack Perry VS Daniel Garcia, and the long-awaited grudge match between Jay White and Hangman Page. Who will truly make this a November to Remember when they stand tall in the November rain?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, and I forgot that this counts as the go-home Collision with Full Gear next week. The music video recap package to end the show is really well done, and makes a good ending moment, but then it makes other promos a little redundant. Honestly, why not wait to use this as the cold open to Full Gear next Saturday? This would be an awesome PPV opening video. And good closing promo from Moxley, with good spin on Cassidy’s aloof nature. Maybe Cassidy’s cold, or maybe he’s in control of his emotions. I suppose Cassidy VS Yuta on Dynamite will give some of that away.
Great stuff with the TNT Championship story. Garcia VS Johnny was a really good match, even with MXM getting involved. Perry abducting Menard in an attempt to tow him behind the bus was wild, but I like how Garcia turned the tables on Perry. I kinda wish we got a little more of their “joyride” through Albany and New York, but maybe we get more of that on Dynamite. Either way, it feels like Garcia already has the “standing tall” part of the go-home math, meaning he loses at Full Gear. Maybe Perry will cheat his way out of the match so that Garcia can still be strong in defeat.
Really good match from Shelton and Komander but of course Shelton won. Good promo from Hurt Syndicate with The Acclaimed to keep up the recruit tease, and very good match from Acclaimed VS LFI. Good win for The Acclaimed, and you can bet that the Fatal 4 Way will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. Caster was even distancing himself in his own way here, with not wanting to scissor finger before the match and other little details. Caster can turn on Bowens and join the Hurt Syndicate to start on a singles championship story with them. Lio Rush likely will, too, given his promo.
Very good promo from Conglomeration to hype up Thanksgiving Eve and the ROH World Championship match of Ishii VS Jericho. Still doesn’t feel like Jericho’s losing, though, as he really only just got the title and there’s still this idea of Jericho being responsible for ROH getting a TV deal. Y’know, the same way he’s kayfabe responsible for Collision happening so that he could be on another show separate from… Whoever he was feuding with back then. Very good promo from Roddy to call out MJF, though he literally says he’ll talk more on Dynamite so what was the point of tonight? Just filling time?
Great match for Hobbs to get back on a winning track in singles action, and the “All Star 8 Man” on Wednesday will be great stuff. I feel like Brian Cage or Lance Archer takes the loss in that match, giving momentum to Ricochet and Ospreay going into each of the Full Gear grudge matches. With that, Ricochet maybe pulls off the International Championship win, but Ospreay probably does not win because of Don Callis Family cheating. As for Hobbs himself, The Continental Classic is coming, maybe he gets in on that and really dominates. Hobbs and Okada would be a lot of fun to see, I kinda hope we get that.
Great opener from Mina VS Harley as Harley continues to build her in-ring skill and impress. I like Mina kinda dodging the question about titles here in AEW, because she doesn’t wanna give away that she wants THE AEW Women’s World Championship. Mariah VS Anna was a great main event, they really busted out some good stuff. Mariah using the hair spray was a very clever way to turn things around and help her win. Mariah and Mina having their celebration on Full Gear, I feel like that’s the moment things go sideways in this friendship.
My Score: 8.8/10
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