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Mitchell’s AEW All In Results & Report! (8/25/24)

Is this the FINAL Countdown?

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You only win when you truly go All In!

Bryan Danielson wants to be AEW World Champion, but he’s running out of time! Either he wins or he retires, will Swerve Strickland make the choice for him?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – 16 Man Tag: Anthony Ogogo, Ariya Daivari, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, The Dark Order & Private Party VS Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight; Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight win.
  • Zero Hour – High Stakes Mixed Tag: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii VS Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway; Willow & Ishii win and will choose the stipulation for All Out.
  • Zero Hour – 10 Man Tag Open Challenge: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs VS The Kingdom & Cage of Agony; Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs win.
  • AEW World Trios Championships London Ladders Match: The Patriarchy VS The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black VS Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC; Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC win and become the new AEW World Trios Champions.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Mariah May; Mariah wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
  • “For The World” Championship: Chris Jericho VS Hook; Hook wins and becomes the new FTW Champion.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Young Bucks VS The Acclaimed VS FTR; The Bucks win and retain the titles.
  • AEW World Championship Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Christian Cage and earns a future AEW World Championship match.
  • AEW “American” Championship: MJF VS Will Ospreay; Ospreay wins and becomes the new AEW International Championship.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone w/ Kamille VS Britt Baker; Mone wins and retains the title.
  • AEW TNT Championship Coffin Match: Jack Perry VS Darby Allin; Jack wins and retains.
  • AEW World Championship Title VS Career: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins and becomes the new AEW World Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All In Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, and Jeff Jarrett in discussing, analyzing and predicting the action happening all in Wembley Stadium.

 

Tony Khan meets with Swerve Strickland.

TK says this is probably the best day ever. They are making history again on an already historic day for AEW. The world champion, Swerve Strickland, is here to sign the renewal of his contract! Nana says go for it, and Swerve signs on the dotted line. TK signs his part, they shake on it, it is a done deal! Win, lose or draw tonight, AEW is still whose house? Swerve’s House! Will ending the in-ring career of Bryan Danielson just be the cherry on top?

 

Zero Hour – 16 Man Tag: Anthony Ogogo, Ariya Daivari, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, The Dark Order & Private Party VS Kip Sabian, Tommy Billington, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher & Top Flight!

And you thought All In was big enough already? Well think again! Britain’s own bronze medal boxer returns home, leading the way against Mr. Superbad’s own epic eight! Who sets the tone for what is already going to be a wild night?

Private Party makes their entrances first, mics in hand, and Isiah Kassidy, “Ey yo, London, what’s good?” The fans cheer but Brother Zay says that’s not good enough. This is their first time here, let’s do it right. London, what’s good? The fans cheer much louder now, and Marq Quen says Private Party is here in London! They are the MCs of All In! So with that said, time to bring it back a bit. They haven’t done this in awhile, but today seems like the right time. Wembley Stadium, y’all ready? If you’re ready to party, can we get a HUHN~ YEAH! “HUHN~ YEAH!” Well, time to party indeed with this MASSIVE match!

These giant teams sort out, and the fans fire up as Lethal starts against the New Dynamite Kid. They circle, Tommy runs up and he DROPKICKS Lethal! Lethal is right up to fire forearms! Tommy fires back, the fans rally, and Tommy whips. Lethal reverses but Tommy runs him over! And runs him over again! Tommy keeps going, he ducks ‘n’ dodges but Lethal scoops. Tommy slips out to leap, but Lethal stops the Rana to step over! Lethal steps through but Tommy kicks free! Tommy dodges but Lethal CHOPS! Tommy CHOPS, the fans fire up as the CHOPS keep going! Tommy CHOPS and CHOPS, but Lethal CHOPS again!

Tommy and Lethal get in each other’s face, they shake hands, then back again. Tag to Ogogo and Kip, and now London really fires up because these are their guys! Kip and Ogogo get in each other’s face, and the fans rally for “KIP! KIP! KIP!” The two tie up, Kip headlocks, but Ogogo powers out. Ogogo follows and runs Kip over! Ogogo runs, Kip drops, then hurdles, then bypasses to CALF KICK! The fans cheer and Kip brings Ogogo up. Kip wrenches Ogogo, tags in Action Andretti, and Action goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Action wrenches Ogogo, headlocks, and grinds the hold. Ogogo powers up and out, and Daivari gets a cheap shot in!

Action DECKS Daivari for that, and Private Party is there to catch him! Action dodges Ogogo, stands off with him, and now EVERYONE gets in! The fans fire up for this huge 16 man BRAWL! The ref moves aside to let this happen, and then things spill out of the ring! In the end, only Lio Rush and Satnam Singh are left, and everyone realizes this is definitely in Satnam’s favor. Lio looks way up at Satnam, but the fans rally up for The Bad Child! Lio CHOPS, but Satnam just laughs it off! Lio CHOPS again, but still nothing! Satnam swings, Lio ducks and grabs a leg! That’s about all he does, and Satnam walks around with Lio!

Satnam kicks Lio away, Lio gets up and gets moving! Lio redirects, and redirects, but Satnam isn’t even bothering to move! Lio CROSSBODIES, but bounces right off Satnam! Satnam then deadlifts Lio right into a gorilla press! Lio’s team rushes in to attack Satnam! But then Satnam EXPLODES free! Everyone bails out again, Satnam lifts Lio again, and he THRWOS Lio onto Kyle and Darius! Satnam’s team cheers, and Eivl Uno says that was wild! Satnam HEADBUTTS Action, tags Lethal, and they mug Action. Tag to John Silver, he scoops and SLAMS Action! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” The fans cheer that!

Silver drops an elbow on Action, drags him to ropes, and CHOKES him! The ref counts, Silver lets off, and he argues with the ref so that Uno can SMACK Action with papers! Mr. Brodie Lee would be proud of that. Sonjay Dutt wants to try, and he SMACKS Action! Uno & Sonjay cheer themselves on, but Action KICKS Sonjay! Sonjay claims he’s hurt, Silver ROCKS Action! Tag to Alex Reynolds and he fires hands. Reynolds whips Action, then ELBOWS him down! cover, TWO! Tag to Daivari and they mug Action. The fans rally up but Daivari hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Action stays in this but Daivari stays on him with a facelock.

Daivari whips Dante hard into the corner, then digs his boots in. Tag to Isiah Kassidy, and Daivari snapmares Action for Brother Zay to SLINGSHOT SENTON! The fans are torn as Zay taunts Top Flight. Tag to Marq Quen, Zay snapmares Action so Quen can SLINGSHOT SENTON! The All In MCs are already having fun as Quen DROPKICKS Action! Tag back to Daivari and he drags Action up. Daivari CHOPS, Action sputters, but then he CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again! Action whips, Daivari reverses and ELBOWS Action down! Cover, Lio breaks it! The fans rally, Daivari brings Action up to whip. But Action handsprings to BACK ELBOW!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Daivari and Action crawl, hot tag to Reynolds, and hot tag to Kip! Mr. Superbad springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS! Reynolds gets up, Kip blocks his kick, and KNEES in return! Kip reels Reynolds in to suplex, STREET CUTTER! The fans fire up as Reynolds goes to a corner, and Kip CANNONBALLS! The fans cheer, but Silver runs up! Kip TOSSES Silver, tags Kyle, and then Kip ARABIAN PRESSES Silver & Uno! Lethal runs up, but Kyle SUPERKICKS him first! Kyle goes up, leaps, and FLYING CUTTERS! Lethal bails out, Private Party attacks Kyle! They double whip but Kyle breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT!

The fans fire up and Kyle even DECKS Satnam!! The fans fire up even more, and Kyle shouts, “AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!” The fans reply, “OI OI OI!” GAMANGIRI for Reynolds, then a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Daivari breaks it! The fans continue “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” for Kyle but Daivari drags Reynolds over to tag in. Ogogo joins Daivari as they get Kyle up and double whip. Kyle ducks the lariats, holds ropes, and Dante tags in! He springboards to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Angel Dorado kips up and the fans fire up again! Dante calls Darius and the rest of the team, and they all set up, PLANCHA after PLANCHA!

Darius, Rocky, Lio and Kip all take out their targets, and now Dante coordinates with Tommy. They go up the corners, and then Kyle and Action take the others! QUADRUPLE SUPER CROSSBODIES!! More direct hits and the fans are loving this! Kip puts Zay in, kicks Quen away, but Zay runs up! Kip sends Zay out, Quen is there for SILLY STRING! Kip flounders, Zay brings him up and RAMS him into a corner! Quen runs in to GAMANGIRI, then Zay puts Kip up top! The MCs serve up some GIN & JUICE!! The fans fire up for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” But Rocky ROCKS each of them! Rocky runs, and DOUBLE DDTS!

Rocky stands Quen up to scoop and SLAM! Tommy is up top, he DIVING HEADBUTTS Quen! Ogogo runs up, Tommy dodges but the RIGHT HOOK gets Rocky! Tommy fires off on Ogogo, then whips. Ogogo reverses to POP-UP RIGHT! Kyle runs up, dodges Ogogo and scoops him, into the JUMPING TOMBSTONE!! The fans are thunderous and the Aussie Arrow aims at Silver! Silver dodges, and Dark Order starts up the WOMBO COMBO!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Reynolds runs up on Darius but Dairus kicks him! Darius goes up, jumps, and he gets Dark Order for the DOUBLE DDT COMBO! But Daivari hammerlocks to LION’S LARIAT!

Daivari runs at Dante now but dodges by going out, up, around, and GAMANGIRIS Daivari down! Dante then goes up and up and MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Dante’s team wins!

Winners: Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight, by pinfall

A huge match, a lot of fun, and a huge win for Superbad, Azucar, Protostar, Dynamite Kid, and the flyest foursome in wrestling today! Will all eight of these stars soon shine as Summer gives way to Fall?

 

Zero Hour – High Stakes Mixed Tag: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii VS Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway!

The Babe with the Power is also the babe with a belt, as she is the CMLL Women’s World Championship. Her former friends can’t stand that, so they’re coming to take it from her. But they’ll have to get past Willow and the Stone Pitbull to do it! Will Stat & Stoke be setting the terms for All Out’s title match? Or will The Conglomeration get off to a great start in Wembley?

What is this? How did Stokely get a palanquin and the guys to carry it? And what is he doing dressed up like MJ? Guess he wants us to remember the time he made his Wembley debut. Stokely has a mic and a big smirk as he says, “Ladies and gentlemen! Get out of your seats and get on your feet, because every night is Staturday Night!” With that, the Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor makes her way out, and the two go to the ring. After that, the fans fire up as “Big Tom” Ishii makes his entrance, followed by Willow. The teams sort out, and Ishii starts against Stokely. Stokely talks strat with Stat, but then Stokely takes one look at Ishii and tags out!

Kris tells Ishii to go fetch Willow and he tags out. Willow steps in and Kris runs up to ROCK her! Willow runs up again, but Kris gets around, waistlocks, but Willow bucks the O’Conner. Willow runs up< Kris sweeps, but Willow avoids the basement dropkick! Kris avoids the splash, Willow avoids the Penalty Kick to roll Kris up! TWO, and both women fire forearms! Willow gets the edge, backs Kris into a corner, but the ref backs Willow up. Willow runs back in, Kris moves and blocks the ref’s view as Stokely trips Willow up! Willow glares at Stoke, but Kris runs back up to ROCK Willow! Kris fires more shots, the ref counts, but Kris brings Willow out.

Kris scoops, Willow slips free and shoves Kris, to SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow brings Kris up, runs, and BOOTS Kris down! Willow runs, Stokely holds the ropes open! Willow falls, the fans boo, but the ref is busy with an angry Ishii! Kris goes to the apron and she CROSSBODIES Willow down! The fans are torn but Kris does a victory lap! Kris then runs up on Willow, into a DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up, Willow puts Kris in the ring, but now Stokely gets in her face! She tells the “little troll” to stay by his corner! Willow storms into the ring but Kris KICKS her! DRAPING DDT! Willow flops back, Kris kicks her down.

The fans boo as Kris flexes and taunts Ishii. Kris goes out to fetch Willow, drags her up, and brings her around to suplex to the floor! Willow writhes, Kris drags her up and into the ring, then covers, TWO! Kris taunts Willow, “You wanna make a tag?” Kris whips Willow to a corner hard and Willow falls! Kris keeps Willow from Ishii and CLUBS away! Kris whips Willow hard into another corner! Kris flexes, whips again, but Willow comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And LARIAT! The fans fire up, Willow fires up with them, and she runs, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and Kris is beside herself!

Kris CHOKES Willow, rains down fists, and then lets off to stomp Willow. Kris drags Willow up but the fans rally. Willow fires hands, but Kris CLUBS her again! Kris fireman’s carries, for a F- NO, Willow slips free as Kris falls back, and she SENTONS! Cover, TWO and Kris ghost pins! TWO!! Kris ROCKS Willow with a forearm! Willow ROCKS Kris back! Kris fires another forearm! Willow fires another! The fans rally as the forearms become CHOPS, and they CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Willow CHOPS, Kris ROCKS, but then Willow LARIATS! The fans fire up and Willow brings Kris up! Willow suplexes, Kris slips free and shoves!

Kris spins, but Willow fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Willow and Kris crawl, hot tag to Stokely and Ishii! Not that Stokely really wanted to… But he has no choice but to step to Ishii! The fans fire up, Stokely CHOPS! Ishii doesn’t budge! Stokely CHOPS, runs, but then bounces off Ishii! Stokely tries again but he again bounces off of Ishii! Then Ishii CHOPS Stokely! And DECKS him! And CLOBBERS him! Stokely staggers up, Ishii reels him in, to suplex, but Kris makes the save! Stokely distracts the ref, Kris fires a forearm, but still Ishii doesn’t budge!

Kris fires more shots but Ishii just eggs him on! Kris winds up and ROCKS Ishii! Then she whips Ishii into Stokely’s SPINEBUSTER! But then Ishii’s right back up!! The fans are thunderous, and Stokely turns around to see Ishii! Stokely apologizes but fans tell him he messed up! Ishii runs up, Stokely drop toeholds him into buckles! Stokely runs up to SPLASH! Stokely goes up to rain down fists! The fans count, Stokely goes all the way to TEN! But then Ishii picks Stokely up to POWERBOMB! High stack, Kris breaks it in time! The ref reprimands but Willow is in to GERMAN- NO, Kris fights with elbows!

Kris switches, and she GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Willow is right up! Kris runs, Willow POUNCES her! The fans fire up and Willow sits Stokely up, so Ishii can SLIDING D! Cover, Ishii & Willow win!

Winners: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (Willow chooses the title match stipulation)

The Babe with the Power and the Stone Pitbull take a big bite out of Big Stoke, and now the ball is in their court! What will Willow want for her All Out grudge match with Kris?

 

Zero Hour – 10 Man Tag Open Challenge: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs VS The Kingdom & Cage of Agony!

The Natural & Sammy Guevara are ROH World Tag Team Champions, and then together with Marshall & Ross Von Erich, Dustin is ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champion! However, all those belts come with targets on their backs, so The Wrestler is standing with his friends to fight back! Will Team Texas stand tall in London? Or will Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona all stake their claims to the gold?

Dustin cosplays Deadpool while Sammy is Wolverine, and they lead the team down, only for The Kingdom to lead an attack! All ten men meet at the ramp, Taven going after Ross, Bennett going after Dustin, and Cage is after Sammy mostly because they can’t both be Wolverine! The fans fire up as things head closer to ringside, Kaun and Shibata brawl while Liona has Marshall. Cage RAMS Sammy into apron, then he sends Shibata into railing! Ross throws Taven into railing, but Liona does that to Marshall! Ross KICKS Taven, Dustin fires hands on Bennett. The ref reprimands, this isn’t even a match yet!

Dustin puts Bennett in, Cage puts Shibata in, and the brawling continues! Sammy takes Kaun down, Ross puts Taven in now, and the ref still tries to restore order! But then Team Texas sets Bennett, Taven, Cage and Liona in corners, and opens ’em up! The fans fire up for the QUADRUPLE SHATTERED DREAMS!! The Kingdom is in agony, and now Sammy puts Kaun in. Sammy goes up, to CROSSBODY! The bell rings, cover, ONE!! Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges Kaun to CLOBBER him! Sammy kips up, the fans fire up, but Liona runs in! Sammy DUMPS Liona out, but Kaun CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Kaun whips, Sammy jumps the dropdown, Kaun hurdles, but Sammy shoves Kaun to drop and hurdle! Then Sammy backflips and DROPKICKS! The fans cheer for the smooth kip up! But Cage storms in, and again, they argue over who wears it better. Cage runs in, Sammy dodges to put him in the corner. Sammy runs in to RAM Cage, go to the apron, and ENZIGIRI! Cage stumbles, Sammy MOONSAULTS Kaun on the outside! Sammy then ROCKS Cage, goes up, and FLYING CUTTERS! Liona runs up, Sammy dodges but then Liona POUNCES him! Sammy tumbles out of the ring, and Kaun sends Sammy into railing!

Kaun brings Sammy up to send into more railing! The fans boo but Kaun puts Sammy back in. Kaun covers, TWO! The fans rally up, Kaun tags Liona, and The Gates of Agony stalk Sammy. Liona SPLASHES down onto Sammy, then drags him back up. Liona clinches, to SHOVE Sammy into the corner. Tag to Cage, they mug Sammy, and even Taven gets his shots in! The ref reprimands, Liona lets off and Cage RAMS into Sammy again and again. Cage CHOPS Sammy, tags Bennett, and Bennett CLUBS Sammy down. Bennett hauls Sammy up, trips him, and then CATAPULTS him into Taven’s GAMANGIRI!

Sammy falls back onto Bennett’s knees, Taven adds the ELBOW DROP! High stack, TWO! Sammy survives, Bennett tags Taven, and they go for an open corner! Taven climbs BRAINBUSTER and FROG FLOP as Sammy moves! Taven flounders, Sammy crawls, and the fans rally! Bennett drags Sammy back but the ref reprimands. Sammy stands to ENZIGIRI Bennett down! Hot tag to Dustin! The fans fire up as Dustin ducks, dodges and CLOBBERS Taven! Dustin whips, Taven reverses but “Not Today!” UPPERCUT! And atomic drop! Dustin runs to BOOT then BULLDOG! Bennett returns, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM!

Taven is up, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM! Dustin dragon sleepers, but Bennett BOSTON BAYONETS! Shibata UPPERCUTS Bennett! Cage runs up and gets around, pump handle and DRIVER! Marshall LARITS Cage, but Kaun SHOTGGUNS Marshall! Sammy JUMP KNEES Kaun, hoists him up, G T H!! But Liona POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Sammy! Ross runs in, goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Taven hits KICK O’ THE KING! Ross flops out, Taven rallies and fans clap along. Taven flips them off for being sheep, and then he FLIES! Down goes everyone on the outside! Dustin says he wants to do that?! The fans are thunderous for it!

Dustin fires up, builds speed, but then says “SUCK IT!” SPINAROONI! The fans cheer, but Swolverine storms up on Dustinpool to fireman’s carry! F5 out onto the cluster! The fans boo but Cage builds speed! Cage FLIES and he manages to wipe out the group all over again! Wait, now Sammy is going up! SHOOTING STAR PRESS and down goes every again! The fans cheer, Dustin and Taven get in the ring, and Dustin hits a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Taven survives but Dustin calls to Sammy! Sammy hurries back up, and up to the top rope even! But Cage SHOVES Sammy down! Cage climbs up?!

But Marshall is there to ROCK Cage with fists! Ross joins in, The Von Erichs go up, only for The Gates of Agony to go after them! Bennett says go for it, but then Shibata has him for a SLEEPER! The Gates still hook the Von Erichs up, TOWER OF DOOM!! The fans fire up for the double powerbomb superplex! Bennett is fading, Shibata becomes a backpack! Bennett RAMS Shibata into buckles, then fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, and Taven adds JUST THE TIP of the knee! Dustin BOOTS Bennett! Taven SUPERKICKS Dustin! Dustin rebounds, dragon sleepers, CROSS RHODES!! Cover, The Gates break it!

Marshall runs up, but into a fireman’s carry and T K O! Kaun intercepts Ross, GUTBUSTER DROP! Shibata KNEES Liona, Sammy leaps at Cage! Cage catches him for a SWINGING SIDE SLAM! The Gates get Shibata up, ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! Dustin returns, but into DOUBLE HEADBUTTS, a SUPERKICK, and another ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! The Cage of Agony puts Taven on the cover, TWO?!? Dustin is out with nanoseconds to spare and Cage is shocked! Cage hauls Dustin up, puts one out, but Sammy runs in! Cage blocks the kick to KNEE Sammy! The Gates get Sammy up, ROCK-A-BYE RANA!! The Von Erichs DOUBLE DROPKICK The Gates!

Sammy JUMP KNEES Cage! Shibata returns, but Bennett SPINEBUSTERS Sammy! The fans boo but Shibata UPPERCUTS Bennett! Shibata whips and BOOTS Bennett, then fires off furious forearms! The fans fire up and Shibata goes corner to corner! HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata then reels Bennett in, HALF HATCH! Marshall goes up while Shibata BOOTS Cage! MOONSAULT! PENALTY KICK for Cage! Taven is up, he goes after Dustin, but Dustin fights the suplex to FINALY RECKONING! Sammy is up top, and he SWANTON BOMBS!! Cover, Team Texas wins!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs, by pinfall

A hard fought fight, but in the end, the cowboys of ROH are standing tall! Will they be riding off into the sunset with these championships? Oh no, The Kingdom & Cage of Agony attack again! They’re sore losers, but now papa Kevin Von Erich gets in!? The fans fire up for the living legend, even as Taven talks a lot of smack. IRON CLAW!! Then everyone else gets IRON CLAWS!! The Von Erich sons even DOUBLE CLAW Liona! Team Texas throws out the trash, will nothing stop them now?

 

Saraya is here!

The Unproblematic Princess goes to the ring, with not just her sidekick, but her family AND the Knight Family gym’s trainees! This is the homecoming Saraya demanded, and she’s making it for herself! The Outcasts get in the ring, and Harley grabs a mic. “Attention, everyone, I’m gonna need you all… to simmer down. Because Saraya is PISSED! The fans tell Harley to STFU but Harley says they have decided that this show cannot go on! Saraya gets the mic to say, “How DARE you! This is MY country! I am your Unproblematic Icon, I am your Queen of England, you will respect me!”

The fans boo but Saraya says last year, she won the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now she’s not even on the main show! She is the best female wrestler to ever come out of England! The fans continue to taunt her, but Saraya says All In will NOT continue until she gets the respect she deserves! Wait, is that…? YES! Jamie Hayter is back! Speaking of AEW Women’s World Champions from England, Jamie is back from her one year of injury, and she CLOBBERS trainee after trainee to get in the ring! Is that Jack Starz? Well Jamie throws him into steel steps! Harley runs up but Jamie SHOVES her aside!

Jamie storms into the ring, she and Saraya are face to face, but here comes another prospect! Jamie CLOBBERS her, but now MAMA Knight gets in! She SMACKS Jamie, but Jamie DECKS her in return! Saraya freaks out but Jamie pumps up! Saraya bails out, so Jamie drags Harley into the ring! Jamie says this is for Saraya! LARIAT!! Harley just learned that Hayter still Hits Hard, will all of AEW remember that from here on out?

 

AEW World Trios Championships London Ladders Match: The Patriarchy VS The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black VS Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC!

Christian Cage tried to do “right” by his makeshift family, but that involved him trying to screw over all of their contenders. Christopher Daniels laid down the law, which is why Christian, Nick Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus aren’t facing just one team but THREE, and in what could be the biggest ladder match ever! Will Captain Charisma find a way to survive these odds? Or will we see new champions crowned one way or another?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and we see who will rise to the occasion!

The bell rings and all 12 men watch each other. But then the nine challengers look at the three champions. Christian bails on his boys, and they get jumped 9v2! The fans cheer, but Christian keeps running! The challengers TOSS Nick, kick Luchasaurus out, and then they all start brawling with each other! Brody King goes after Nick, Bang Bang Gang keeps on Luchasaurus, Pac goes after Buddy Matthews. Brody makes Nick take a seat, to SPLASH him against railing! Claudio fires UPPERCUTS on Colten Gunn, Malakai has Wheeler Yuta, Juice storms up on Claudio. Claudio UPPERCUTS Juice but Colten CLUBS Claudio!

Malakai brings out a TABLE! The fans cheer, and Brody also brings out a TABLE! Colten CHOPS Claudio, but Claudio CIHOPS in return! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up as Claudio gives more CHOPS! Pac and Buddy brawl, Buddy ROCKS The Bastard. Yuta storms up on Brody but Brody CHOPS and Malakai KICKS! Buddy sets a ladder up in the ring and climbs, but Austin Gunn drags him down! Austin CHOPS Buddy, then he climbs! But Yuta drags Austin down to DECK him! Yuta climbs, but Malakai drags him down to DECK him! Malakai climbs, Claudio yanks him down to UPPERCUT!

Claudio climbs, Austin stops him to DECK him! But Pac stops Austin to BOOT him! The fans fire up as Pac climbs, but now Brody is here! Brody drags Pac down to LARIAT! Brody climbs, but Colten runs in to stop him! Juice helps out, but Brody fights them both off! Brody folds up the ladder, but Colten DROPKICKS it into him! Juice goes out to CANNONBALL Claudio! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Colten! Malakai goes up and out to QUEBRADA Juice & Colten! Yuta DIVES to take them all out! Buddy builds speed, he FLIES to take them all down! But now Pac is in! The Man Gravity Forgot goes up and up and SUPER SKY TWISTERS everyone!!

The fans are thunderous, but Pac sees the Gunns in the ring. Pac storms up on them, they dodge, scoop and SLAM! The Gunns say Gunns Up! Colten holds Pac open, Austin climbs, WAZZUP!! Shoutout to The Dudleys and then Austin tells Colten, and Colten tells Austin, and then they both tell Juice, “GET THE TABLES~!” Juice says oh my brothers, testify! But Buddy DECKS Juice first! Brody runs in, breaks the line and DOUBLE LARIATS The Gunns! Then he DIVES onto the others!! The fans are thunderous, and no one is in the ring! Wait, NOW Christian Cage returns. The fans cheer this “great role model” as he scampers back into the ring!

Christian sets a ladder up, climbs it, but Brody stops him! Claudio helps drag Christian down, and they double whip to TOSS Christian out! The others catch him, and decide “father of the year” deserves a special 9v1 beating! Wait, Mother Wayne is setting up the ladder! And she is climbing! This won’t count, though! The Gunns step in and tell mommy dearest not to try it. She says okay, steps back, but Luchasaurus returns! He grabs both Gunns, to DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Juice runs up, into a CHOKE SLAM! Pac is back, but he gets a CHOKE SLAM! Claudio fights the grip, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him!

Yuta is back, but Luchasaurus CHOKE SLAMS him onto Claudio! Buddy is on the apron, but Luchasaurus intercepts! APRON CHOKE SLAM!! Buddy falls, but Malakai JAMS Luchasaurus with a ladder! Malakai then puts that ladder in a corner, but Luchasaurus grabs Malakai! CHOKE SLAM onto the ladder! But now Brody King is up! Luchasaurus grabs Brody, Brody ROCKS him first! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS, and both behemoths wobble! Brody turns and Nick WAYNE’S WORLD CUTTERS through a table!!! The fans lose their minds as Nick takes Brody out at the expense of his own body! But now Luchasaurus climbs!

Christian returns, but wait, he tells Luchasaurus to help him!? Luchasaurus was going to have the glory and Christian can’t have that! Fans boo as Christian climbs up and Luchasaurus gives him a boost, but Juice and Yuta TIP the ladder! Both Christian and Luchasaurus fall, and now Yuta and Juice brawl! Buddy and Malakai go after them! SHINING WIZARD for Juice in a corner, then another! Malakai kicks, kicks and BOOTS Yuta! Malakai fires more hands, then Brody returns! Brody SPLASHES Juice, then SPLASHES Yuta! The fans bark with Brody, and The House coordinates to hit CERBERUS on Yuta!

The fans are thunderous, and now they aim at Juice! But The Gunns get in, 3:10 TO YUMA on Brody?! Claudio is back, runs in, but into 3:10- UPPERCUT!! Claudio takes out Austin, then dodges Colten to SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as Juice runs up, but Claudio ducks the kick! Claudio trips Juice, has the legs, and Yuta clears out space for THE GIANT SWING! Juice goes around again and again, TEN! And then past that to FIFTEEN before the basement DROPKICK! Claudio sets Juice up for Pac, and the BLACK ARROW! The fans fire up more, as Pac and Yuta DOUBLE DIVE! They take out Malakai & Buddy, and now Claudio sets up a ladder!

Claudio climbs, but Brody is there! Brody climbs, CHOPS Claudio, but Claudio CHOPS back! They CHOP and CHOP, but then the Gunns both SMACK them with chairs! The TLC is complete, and the chair shots keep going! Juice and Colten go looking, and they bring out MORE tables! Those tables are put in the ring, set up near corners, and even in corners. Claudio and Brody still climb the ladder, so the Gunns get up under them this time! Claudio and Brody fight them off, but then The Gunns jump on for SLEEPERS! But The Gunns are just backpacks as Claudio and Brody climb! The fans fire up, Claudio and Brody fire hands!

Brody and Claudio start fading, holding onto each other! But the Gunns just squeeze tighter, “GUNNS UP!” But then they all fall down, through tables!!! The fans are thunderous as even the ladder falls over from that impact! Juice hurries to put the ladder back up, but Buddy stops him! Buddy drags Juice down to DECK him! Buddy climbs, but Nick is back! Buddy ROCKS him! Buddy picks up the ladder, but Nick waistlocks Buddy! Buddy switches, Nick elbows and PELES! Nick goes up and WAYNE’S WORLD! But Malakai ROCKS Nick! Nick SHOVES Malakai, Malakai hits ladder! Nick runs up, but Malakai YANKS ladder into Nick!!

Malakai stands the ladder up, climbs, but Juice hurries to bring him down! Juice suplexes Malakai up and out, but Malakai lands on the apron! Malakai ROCKS Juice, Juice ROCKS Malakai! Juice throws a shoulder but Malakai KNEES him down! Malakai hurries in, but Nick runs up! Nick ENZIGIRIS and Malakai falls outside. Nick builds speed, to DIVE and DESTROYER through a table!! The fans are thunderous, no one can deny how great that was! Meanwhile, Juice brings out a new ladder, and it is super sized! Juice pushes that in, tips the other one over, and then he sets the big boy up! It goes right to where the belts are!

Juice climbs, but Christian slithers back in! Christian TIPS that ladder, Juice CROTCHES on the top rope!! Juice falls out, but Pac springboards in! Christian CHUCKS a chair! Christian then gives Pac a FULL METAL KILLSWITCH!! Christian then gets something from Mother Wayne! Yuta drags a ladder over to set it up, and the fans rally up! Yuta climbs, but Christian SPRAYS Yuta in the face! Yuta flails, Christian drags him down and SLAMS the ladder down onto him! Christian then grabs that chair, and he SMACKS the ladder again and again and again, beating Yuta with it! Christian pushes Yuta and ladder aside, but Juice is bringing chairs!

Juice and Christian CLASH, and they’re both disarmed! Christian kicks Juice, then brings the chair around! Mother Wayne gets on the apron, but Juice LOW BLOW MULE KICKS! Mother Wayne calls Juice an SOB, but the chair is a shield against the spray! Juice takes the spray, and SPRAYS Mother Wayne! The fans cheer, and Juice aims for the table! Juice reels Mother Wayne in! But Luchasaurus grabs Juice! The fans boo but Juice breaks free, LEFT HAND O’ GOD! But Luchasaurus BOOTS Juice, Juice falls through a table! Luchasaurus helps Christian set up the ladder, and Christian climbs! Luchasaurus is on defense, but the fans cheer for him!

Buddy returns! He goes right up the ladder, he and Christian fight up top! Buddy SMACKS Christian off the rungs! But Luchasaurus grabs Buddy, but Buddy KNEES free! Buddy grabs a small ladder to CHUCK it into Luchasaurus! Then he uses it to climb up, catch up to Christian, and grab for belts! Christian goes after Buddy, and SPEARS him down through a table!! The fans fire up but now Luchasaurus is up! Luchasaurus has the tall ladder, and he drags Christian up! He makes Christian climb with the Electric Chair Lift! The fans boo Luchasaurus, but Pac is climbing! Pac BOOTS Christian down onto Luchasaurus!

Pac grabs a belt, he brings it down! PAC’S TEAM WINS!!!

Winners: Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC (NEW AEW World Trios Champions)

The #BastardCombatClub goes from a makeshift team to Wild Card winners to the team that takes down The Patriarchy in the wildest ladder match in AEW history! Pac has his Wembley Moment, and Christian is pissed with Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus says to hecc with him then, and storms off! Christian is even more upset now, but he has no one to blame but himself! As for House of Black, they show the new champs respect by offering handshakes. Pac shakes their hands, and tonight, Newcastle can celebrate with their champion! Will The Bastard, Swiss Superman and Decoder take these titles to new heights?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: Toni Storm VS Mariah May!

Ever since becoming “Timeless,” The Leading Lady brought Hollywood to AEW: the thrills, chills, drama, action, and even a touch of romance. Toni also brought a young protege along for the ride. But riding Toni’s coattails was not enough for The Glamour! She wants to replace Toni as the star, even if she must do it violently! Will the treacherous understudy make All In all about Mariah? Or will she have to pry this title from Toni’s cold, dead hands?

What a twist! Luther returns! The butler accompanies Miss Storm to the ring, and the fans applaud! Mariah, however, scowls. She never liked Luther and Luther never really liked her, so the feeling is mutual. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we are about to see the performance of a lifetime!

The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already! Toni and Mariah slowly step forward, the fans singing for “Toni, Toni Storm~!” Toni is still heartbroken over how it came to this, but now they fire fast hands! The fans fire up, Mariah fireman’s carries, but Toni slips out! Toni reels Mariah in, Mariah slips free, and they fire hands again! Toni gets the edge, kicks low, then whips. Mariah reverses, runs up, but Toni goes up and over! Mariah SHOTGUNS first! Toni ends up in a corner, but the fans continue to sing. Mariah scowls, storms up on Toni and stomps away! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she argue with the ref.

Mina Shirakawa is seen in the crowd, alongside some other wrestlers watching the show. She is so conflicted watching this. Mariah stomps away on Storm again, but lets off at 4. Mariah smiles as she goes around, and then storms back over to Toni. DOUBLE CHOP! Storm just fires up! Mariah frowns, CHOPS, but Toni shouts! Mariah CHOPS, Toni CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Toni gets the edge, then fakes Mariah out to DDT! Mariah sputters to ropes, Toni storms up and scuffs her again and again. The ref reprimands, Toni runs side to side, but Mariah avoids the hip attack to BOOT Toni!

Toni gets up on the apron, Mariah sunset flips to POWERBOMB to the floor! Mariah plays coy, then she SPITS at Luther! The ref has to stop Luther but that just lets Mariah smother Toni! Then she stomps Toni, puts her in the ring, and goes into the ring. Mariah stomps Toni, the fans rally up, and Mariah drags Toni up. Mariah scoops, and SPINOUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Mariah soaks up the heat after hitting her “Mariah-go-round,” then she drags Toni up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Toni again! The fans rally for Toni as she rises up, and Mariah heads after her. Mariah puts Toni in a corner, to CHOP!

Mariah goes corner to corner, runs in, but Toni ELBOWS her away! Toni goes up but Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS! Mariah then goes up to STRATUSFACTION! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps Toni down with underhooks, but the fans rally for Toni. Toni fights up, but Mariah hops on, BUTTERFLY GUILLOTINE! But Toni powers through to suplex! Mariah slips free to SLAP Toni! Toni drops to her knees, the fans boo Mariah, but Mariah just mocks them. Mariah drags Toni up, and throws down punches! Reminiscent of the night she bloodied Toni! Mariah kisses Toni on the forehead, then runs, into a THESZ PRESS!

Toni rains down fast hands and the fans fire up! Toni then deadlifts Mariah, but Mariah slips around to SAIDO!! Toni flops out of the ring but Mariah goes to the apron. FLYING KNEE! Toni gets folded up, and Mariah soaks up the heat from London! Mariah even walks over to give Nigel a kiss on the forehead! Nigel is excited, and then Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Luther!! The fans boo but Mariah doesn’t care about that butler! Mariah’s own mother reprimands her, so Mariah SLAPS her mum!?! The fans boo, what has gotten into her!? Mariah storms into the ring, but Toni HIP ATTACKS her right back out!

Toni rains down fists, then drags Mariah up to DRIBBLE her off the steel steps! The fans cheer as Toni brings Mariah up, FULL METAL STORM ZERO!! The fans are thunderous, but both women are down on the outside! Toni hobbles away, goes to Mrs. May and apologizes to her. The fans cheer as they hug it out, and then Toni goes back for Mariah. Mariah is busted open! Now the shoe’s on the other foot, and Toni puts Mariah into the ring! Mariah cries as she crawls away, but she brought this upon herself! Toni climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count along, and Toni goes all the way to TEN! Toni poses and the fans cheer!

Toni sees the blood on her hands, but she drags Mariah up to TOSS her away! The fans cheer, and Toni drags Mariah up to TOSS back the other way! Mariah sputters and cries, but Toni drags her back up. Toni JABS, JABS, JABS, and then winds up! But Mariah SPITS at Toni!? So much for the tears! Toni SLAPS Mariah down! Toni drags Mariah up for a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Mariah survives and Toni is frustrated. Mariah goes to a corner, Toni runs in, and Toni blocks the boots! Toni puts Mariah in the ropes, but Mariah ELBOWS her away! Mariah then ducks a punch to ROUNDHOUSE! Toni staggers, Mariah shrieks, and then Mariah climbs!

Mariah MISSILE DROPKICKS Toni down! Both women are down and the fans fire up. Mariah rises, the fans rally, and Mariah runs in to SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Mariah grins as she steals her mentor’s move. Mariah takes her time going corner to corner, to run back in, SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Mariah then saunters her way out, and she smiles as she runs back in! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Wait, now Mariah has her “close-up!” SWEET HIP- LARIAT!! Toni turns Mariah upside-down, then GERMAN SUPLEXES her away! Mariah is in a corner, Toni has her close-up, and she hits SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then STORM ZERO!! Cover, TWO?!?!

No one can believe it, let alone Toni, but Mariah survives Toni’s best moves! Mariah sticks her hand up to flip Toni off! So Toni grabs that finger and BENDS it! Toni drags Mariah up but Mariah SLAPS! Toni BENDS the finger, Mariah SLAPS, repeat! Toni SLAPS, Mariah SLAPS, repeat! The fans fire up as they go faster and faster, it’s another scrum! They start pulling hair and the ref gets between them! Mariah shoves the ref to LOW BLOW Toni!! So Toni LOW BLOWS back!! DOUBLE HEADBUTTS and both women fall! A standing ovation from Wembley, and Mother May is still upset, but perhaps a little conflicted, too.

The fans know “This is Awesome!” as both women rise! Toni fakes a punch, reels Mariah in, but Mariah fireman’s carries! MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!? Mina is still wringing her hands as she watches this, and Mariah grabs at the belt! Luther snatches it away! The fans cheer, and Luther flips Mariah off! Mariah crawls for the show, but Toni steps on her hand! Toni grabs the shoe, looks it over, but the ref says no, this is still a normal match! She’d get disqualified! Mariah begs for mercy from Toni. Toni says don’t you dare apologize now! Toni winds up, but her heart breaks again! Tears come to her eyes as she can’t do it!

Toni reels Mariah in, Mariah jackknife bridges!! TWO!!! BLINDSIDE KNEE!! FRONTSIDE KNEE!!! Mariah drags Toni up, kisses her goodnight, and steals STORM ZERO!!! Cover, MARIAH WINS!!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)

Mina can finally breathe again because it is all over. AEW was Toni Storm’s world, but now it’s all about the glitz and The Glamour! What won’t Mariah do to stay on top? As for Toni, she still dramatically flails about, and is somewhere between crying and laughing. The fans sing for her, and she thanks them with a nod. But if she is no longer the Leading Lady, what is Toni to do with herself?

 

“For The World” Championship: Chris Jericho VS Hook!

The Learning Tree wanted to be a mentor to The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil, but really ended up an overbearing know-it-all. But ever since bringing in “The Redwood,” Big Bill Morrissey and “The Bad Apple,” Bryan Keith, Jericho’s ego has run wild, as has his violent streak. Will the #JerichoVortex only continue to grow and grow? Or can Hook rip it out, roots and all?

Well, speaking of his Branches, Jericho of course has Big Bill & Bryan Keith with him during his entrance. And then, Jericho has his band, Fozzy, here to play his theme song live for him! Jericho has on an orange suit, guess why, and a mic. “Hi, guys~! I… am the Learning Tree!” As for Hook, cameras follow him from gorilla, up the long staircase, and he has Taz’s theme for his entrance, that then blends into his own! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who truly defines FTW!

The bell rings and the fans rally up, but of course Bill & Keith get right in the ring! Now it’s just a 3v1 mugging! The fans boo, but what else was Jericho going to do under FTW Rules? Jericho then drags Hook up to CHOP him in the corner! And CHOPS again! Jericho whips Hook corner to corner, then he sends Keith in. Keith LARIATS, then Bill sends Jericho in to LARIAT! Bill runs in to SPLASH! Bill pushes Hook down and the fans cheer him. Hook manages to stand, but Jericho runs in to hit a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Hook is showing true grit, but he just gets mugged for it! But Hook clinches Keith to EXPLODER!

Bill runs up, Hook TOSSES him out! Hook and Jericho throw hands, and Hook gets the edge! Hook ROCKS Jericho, whips him, but Jericho reverses. Hook stops himself, gets around Jericho to waistlock, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Both men are down, but Hook rises! The fans fire up as Hook clinches to T-BONE SUPLEX! Hook and Jericho rise again, Hook runs up, but into a throat chop! LIONSAULT! Jericho grins, covers, TWO! Hook stays in this but Jericho goes out to look for plunder! Jericho brings out kendo sticks, a pool cue, and a beige bag! We know these mystery bags hold bad things, and as Jericho pours this one out to reveal… Cricket balls?

Jericho drags Hook up, but Hook shifts around to hit a BIG back suplex! They narrowly miss the cricket balls, but Hook hurries to go out and find something for himself! Hook brings out a Cricket BAT! Hook SMACKS Keith, that’s six! SMACK for Bill, that’s another six! Hook JAMS Jericho, SMACKS him, and then bats a Cricket ball at Jericho! And another! And now Hook just throws them at him like he’s the wicket! One for Bill, too! Hook then CHOKES Jericho with the bat! It says, “HI, GUYS!” on it! Jericho flails, but Hook goes from choking to using the bat in a T-BONE SUPLEX! Hook hits a different pair o’ balls there!

The fans fire up, but Keith gets in! TRASH CAN LID SMASH! Hook goes down from the headshot! Jericho stands, storms up, and he trips Hook to then turn him over! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as Hook endures, and Jericho talks trash on Hook! Hook fights up, rolls through, and he BOOTS Jericho into a corner! Jericho comes back, but Hook trips him! Hook turns Jericho to steal the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans cheer as Jericho now endures! But Bill runs in to CLUB Hook! The fans still cheer, they still like Bill. Bill scrapes Hook out of the ring, Keith beats him down, and Bill brings out a TABLE!

Keith CLUBS away on Hook, the fans chant “We Want Big Bill!” and Bill sets the table up at ringside. Keith CLAWS Hook’s good eye, and then Keith says hold on. They need more! Keith brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans are torn, just like Hook’s body is about to be. Keith puts the board on the table, but he flips it over to hide an old bloodstain… Bill drags Hook up, to SKY- NO, Hook slips free and he POSTS Bill! The fans boo, but Hook LOW BLOWS Keith for his part in this. But Jericho pokes Hook in the good eye! Jericho pushes Hook in the ring, Hook swings blind! Jericho toys with Hook, tapping on the shoulder.

Hook swings, misses, and Jericho LARIATS! Jericho then fetches the trash can, or rather “bin” as the UK calls them. Jericho SMACKS Hook with it! Hook falls, but Jericho isn’t leaving it at this. Jericho wants Hook to get up, fans rally, and Hook stands. Jericho aims, but Hook ducks the elbow! And ducks again! Hook clinches again, EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Hook pulls the tape away! Hook’s eye is 100%! Hook then clinches, to EXPLODER! Hook then watches Jericho rise up. REDRUM!! Jericho flails, Bill returns! Bill pulls Hook’s hair, and gives him CLUBBING shots! Jericho grabs the pool cue!

Jericho runs up, Hook gets free, and Jericho SMACKS Bill! The cue breaks, and Bill falls down through the barbed wire board and table!! The fans lose their minds, and then Hook clamps on REDRUM!! Jericho flails, but Keith returns! Jericho shoves Hook into Keith, and Keith DECKS Hook! Keith had his hand wrapped with the belt Jericho was gifted by Martha Hart!! Cover, TWO?!?! Hook survives and Jericho is furious! Jericho grabs the kendo stick, and he demands Hook get up! Hook rises, Jericho runs up, but into REDRUM!!! Keith grabs the FTW Championship now, and that’s the last straw for Taz!

Taz gets up from commentary, he storms up behind Keith and YANKS him down! TAZMISSION!!! The fans are thunderous as father and son put on the signature kajigatame! Jericho TAPS, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission (NEW FTW Champion)

Not only is this title finally off Jericho, but it is finally back with the First Family of FTW! Will Hook make sure it never leaves his side again?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Young Bucks VS The Acclaimed VS FTR!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson have been such awful EVPs that it was only a matter of time before they had everyone at their throats. However, they also managed to pit their challengers against each others, as Max Caster & Anthony Bowens have as much beef with the “gatekeeping” Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood as they do with The Elite. Will The Bucks slip away with the gold because of that? Will Platinum Max & The Five Tool Player finally get the spotlight back on them? Or will FTR prove they’re still the Top Guys in AEW?

Well of course The Bucks try and impersonate The Beatles and Sergeant Pepper… And then they get pyro! But The Acclaimed make their entrance last, with a “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy~” Seven Nation Army! Caster has a mic because he has a diss track on deck! “Platinum on the mic and I rock the house really well! FTR lookin’ like members of the EBL! Your legacy is such a great prank. Y’all got Bret Hart matches in the spank bank! Young Bucks, Reebok, I can’t believe this shit! The only things you’ve ever had to pump were your p*nises! What more can I say? In the UK, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!”

The fans cheer, and Bowens gets the mic to tell, “WEMBLEY STADIUUUM~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does! The fans fire up, the belts are raised, and it is time to see who is truly elite!

In this Triple Threat, there are only two teams legal at a time, so Nicholas starts against Dax. But then Nick tags out to Caster, so Caster and Dax circle. They tie up, Caster powers up and out, but Dax runs him over. Things speed up, Caster hip tosses then DROPKICKS! Then arm-drags! Caster has the armlock, but Dax powers up, and pulls hair to put Caster in the corner! Cash tags in, Caster slips away, and Bowens jumps in to stop FTR! FTR and Acclaimed start shoving, and The Bucks applaud it. But then that gets the attention of FTR and The Acclaimed. The Acclaimed slide out to flank The Bucks! The Bucks run away into the ring!

FTR ROCKS The Bucks with right hands! The Acclaimed get in to ROCK The Bucks, too! The Bucks are now pinballed between FTR and Acclaimed! The Acclaimed have Nick in one corner, FTR whips Matt at Nick. The Bucks dosido but end up in DOUBLE ATOMIC DROPS! The Bucks stumble into each other, then Bowens LARIATS Nick out one side, Cash LARIATS Matt out the other! The fans fire up as now Acclaimed and FTR stare down. And the brawl is on! The fans fire up, Cash UPPERCUTS Caster and Dax whips Bowens. Bowens reverses to TOSS Dax out! Cash UPPERCUTS Caster again!

Cash CHOPS Caster, brings him around, and whips. Caster ducks ‘n’ dodges, Bowens tags in, sunset flip and NECKBREAKER! The Acclaimed then stand Cash up, scoop and SLAM, and Bowens goes up! But Nick tags in off Bowens to SHOVE him down! Nick springboards and FLYING LARIATS Caster down! Nick soaks up the heat, then tags in Matt. Matt fires hands on Cash, then cravats. Nick helps with the SLICED BREAD, then SHINING WIZARDS! Caster runs in, but Nick catches him for a GUTBUSTER! Matt runs up, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Bucks soak up more heat while the ref keeps Dax back.

The fans taunt The Bucks with a “C M PUNK!” chant, but Matt snapmares Cash to drop a knee on him! Matt knees Cash in the back again and again, then clamps on a chinlock. Matt grinds Cash down, Nick says the reason fans are here is because of The Bucks! Cash fights up, fires body shots, but Matt CLUBS Cash! Matt DECKS Caster just because, then tags Nick. The Bucks double whip, but Cash avoids the superkicks! Cash TOSSES Matt, Nick kicks low to whip, but Cash comes back to UPPERCUT! The fans rally, Cash crawls, but Matt YANKS Dax off the apron! Matt rains down fists on Dax while Nick SHINING WIZARDS Cash in the corner!

Nick GAMANGIRIS, ROCKS and BULL- NO, Cash stops the bulldog, and he POWERSLAMS Nick in return! The fans fire up as Cash looks for his corner, but Dax is still down! Matt runs in, Cash dodges the splash! Bowens tags in and rallies on The Bucks! Bowens spins and DECKS Nick, then fires off kicks on Matt! Bowens runs to FAMOUSER! The fans fire up with Bowens, and then he fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK on Nick! Cover, TWO! Matt stands up but Caster intercepts! Caster scoop SLAMS Matt, then he scoop SLAMS Nick! Caster stacks The Bucks, Bowens goes up, DOUBLE SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~!!

The fans fire up, and Billy Gunn gets up, to join in on the scissor fingers! Caster sees Dax, runs up, but Dax DECKS him! Dax gets around Bowens to GERMAN SUPLEX! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! Caster CLUBS Dax, but Dax gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Matt tags in off Bowens, Caster switches with Dax! Dax BOOTS Matt, ELBOWS Caster, then GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt! Nick gets in as Matt switches, but Dax BACKDROPS Nick away! Dax switches, Matt desperately grabs Nick, Dax DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES The Bucks! The fans fire up and then Cash gets in to waistlock Nick!

FTR STEREO GERMAN SUPLEXES The Bucks! Bridging cover on Matt, TWO!! Matt stays in this but FTR drags him over. Cash tags in and Dax puts Matt up top. Cash goes to another corner, climbs up, but Matt fights back! Matt ROCKS Dax, but Bowens ROCKS Matt! Matt ROCKS Bowens, but then Bowens and Dax ROCK Matt! Bowens and Dax say truce, and they both climb up! They DOUBLE SUPERPLEX Matt for the Power! Cash DIVING SPLASHES onto knees! Matt denies Cash the Glory, and Caster is up top! MIC DROP, onto knees! Cash denies Caster, and now Nick is up to 450 SPLASH, onto knees! Caster denies Nick, and the fans are thunderous as all SIX men are down!

The teams regroup, stand up, and then we get TRIPLE DOUBLE LARIATS!! Again, all six men are down! Billy coaches his boys, and a standing count begins. Matt and Dax are the only ones left in the ring, and we pass 5 of 10! Matt brings Dax up and he fires haymaker after haymaker! Matt shoves, fakes the superkick, but Dax slips out of the DDT! Dax swings, Matt ducks! Matt swings, Dax ducks! Dax feints and DDTS Matt! The fans fire up and Dax brings Matt up! Cash goes up, but Matt backdrops Dax away! Nick catches Cash with a springboard SUPER STEINER! Nick then goes out to PENALTY KICK Caster!

Matt brings Dax up, but Cash stops Nick! Cash SHOVES Nick, Nick MOONSAULTS onto The Acclaimed! SHATTER MACHINE for Matt!! Cover, someone YANKS the ref out!! But who? Billy thinks it’s Nick because that’d make sense, but Nick defends his innocence. Billy still chases Nick, they go into the ring, Nick SUPERKICKS Billy! Cash runs up but Nick DUMPS hm out! Dax runs up, Nick ROCKS him to SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER! Bowens DECKS Cash but then Nick handsprings and TORNADO DDTS Bowens to the floor! Nick returns to the ring, he and Matt get Dax by the wrists! E V P- NO, Cash DECKS Nick!

Caster BOOTS Cash! Matt says he and Caster can hit Dax now! Caster says why not. E V P TRIGGER REMIX!! Down goes Dax, but Caster blocks a kick to shove Matt! Cash is there, SHATTER MACHINE REMIX!! The fans are thunderous, but now Cash TOSSES Caster! Cash drags Dax onto Matt but Bowens is up top! Bowens BLOCKBUSTERS Cash onto the cover! The match continues and the fans cheer! Bowens crawls his way over to Dax, drags him to the corner, then tags in off him. Caster joins in, The Acclaimed want to end this! But Nick brings Caster around! Caster switches, Matt grabs the ref, STEREO LOW BLOW MULE KICKS!!

The fans boo because they saw the cheat this time! The Bucks say time to pump up the #ReeBucks! Cash gets up, he gets a DOUBLE SUPERKICK! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Caster! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Bowens! Cover, TWO!! Another cover, TWO!! A third cover, TWO!! Matt is furious but Nick goes out to snatch the belts! The fans boo as Nick slides one in so blatantly. The ref confiscates that belt, but that lets Nick pass one to Matt! Matt aims at Bowens, but Billy intercepts with a kick! Then, FAMOUSER onto the belt!! The fans are thunderous as Daddy Ass says “SUCK IT!” Bowens gets Matt up, THE ARRIVAL! Caster MIC DROPS!! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT!!

The fans boo but Nick then HOTSHOTS Dax! Cash LARIATS Nick out! Cash DUMPS Bowens onto Nick and Caster! Cash builds speed, and he DIVES! The Acclaimed get wiped out but Nick got away! Nick grabs the belt again! Dax TOSSES Nick, then sends Matt into Nick! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Dax is sent into a BELT SHOT!! Matt rolls Dax, TWO!!! Dax survives but The Bucks have him! E V P TRIGGER!!! Cover, BUCKS WIN!!!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

The Acclaimed wanted this so badly, FTR wanted this so badly, but The Bucks were the only ones willing to do bad! They stay atop the AEW Tag Team Division, but wait! Who’s this slipping in from the crowd? It’s James Drake & Zack Gibson, the Grizzled Young Veterans!! The fans are going nuts as GYV stare down the EVPs! The Bucks say not tonight, boys. The Bucks leave, so GYV jump FTR! The fans boo but GYV drag Cash up! #GritYourTeeth!! The lariat-sweep combo takes Cash out, will Gibson & Drake ssssoooooon~ be recognized as the AEW World Tag Team Champions?

 

The Forbidden Door is ready to open again.

Almost an exact year from today, AEW and NJPW will once again converge, right here in LONDON! Who will make their way from around the world to be part of this incredible crossover? We’ll have to wait and see for August 24, 2025!

 

AEW World Championship Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

While Swerve Strickland defends his AEW World Championship against Bryan Danielson in tonight’s main event, and while Darby Allin has his golden ticket to AEW Grand Slam in September, we are about to see chance collide with chaos! Who gets left waiting in the wings as someone snatches a title opportunity for their own?

Orange Cassidy makes his entrance, apparently being dropped off rather harshly by aliens…? And with the darker denim and Pixies, this is clearly Freshly Squeezed in a more serious mood. And the first to join him? THE RAINMAKER, KAZUCHIKA OKADA! The fans go wild as The Continental Champion makes his way out, but something about this feels like favoritism by The EVPs. The Okada Dollars rain down, the contract is on display, and we see who puts their name on the dotted line!

The bell rings, the fans fire up, and we’re on the clock. Wait, Okada asks for a hug? Well, Best Friends were part of Chaos in NJPW, so there’s a connection here. Cassidy figures why not, for old time’s sake. They HUG! The fans cheer, and Okada is no longer emotional! Okada CLUBS away on Cassidy, ROCKS him in the back of the head again and again, and he soaks up cheers and jeers. Okada waistlocks, but Cassidy blocks the ripcord with putting hands in pockets! The fans cheer as Okada pushes Cassidy away. Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, Okada hurdles but Cassidy leaps over to SHOTGUN! Cassidy kips up and the fans cheer!

Okada storms up to scoop, but Cassidy slips free! Hands are out, Cassidy victory rolls, TWO! Cassidy runs up, but into a FLAPJACK! The countdown is here, and we get… NIGEL MCGUINNESS!? Is this why he left commentary!? London is losing their ever-loving minds as Nigel comes out of retirement for this incredible moment! Even Okada is excited about this! Nigel stares Okada down as the fans sing for the legend. And then the forearms start flying! London is all behind Nigel as he waistlocks, but Okada wrenches out to whip. Nigel goes up, under, rolls, and then dodges a boot to bait Okada, leapfrogs him, then fires fast hands, and ROCKS Okada!

The fans are thunderous for Nigel and he takes a moment to revel in it. Nigel then storms up on Okada, but Okada kicks low and bumps him off buckles. Okada fires a forearm, then whips him corner to corner. Nigel reverses, Okada pulls a Yano style stop, and then he dodges Nigel. But Nigel headstands in the corner! Okada runs up, blocks a boot, and he gut wrenches Nigel, only for Nigel to slip free! KICK and CLUB! Cassidy returns but Nigel RAMS into him! Cassidy spins Nigel but Nigel LARIATS! Cover, TWO! The countdown is back, and out comes Kyle O’Reilly! The Violent Artist makes Conglomeration two men strong here as he hurries to the ring!

Kyle is an ROH icon, and he goes ight for the ROH legend! Kyle wrenches, Nigel wrenches and slips through, but so does Kyle! Nigel spins to ELBOW, then he reels Kyle in. Kyle JAWBREAKERS, Nigel yoyos! That’s where Kyle got it from! But Kyle bypasses Nigel, only for Nigel to buck the O’Conner. Nigel UPPERCUTS Kyle, but Kyle KNEES Nigel! Kyle snapmares and PENALTY KICKS! Okada is back but Kyle gets a leg! DRAGON SCREW! Kyle fires strikes on Nigel, kicks a leg out then KNEES him down! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada ROCKS Kyle, whips him to a corner, but Kyle goes up and over! Nigel runs up, Kyle ducks him, so Nigel RAMS into Okada!

Kyle blocks Nigel’s kick, DRAGON SCREW! Okada blocks Kyle’s kick, DRAGON- NO, Kyle steps through to ARMBAR! Okada fights around, turns over, but into a DISARMER! Nigel storms up to top wristlock Kyle! Cassidy returns but Nigel kicks him first! Nigel suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy holds Nigel so Kyle can AX & SMASH! Okada runs up to UPPERCUT Cassidy, then ROCK Kyle! Okada fires off hands, dodges Cassidy, and then ripcords, but Cassidy dodges! Kyle BOOTS Okada, Cassidy comes back, SHOTGUN ANNIHILATION! The countdown is down again, and fifth up is… ZACK SABRE JR?!

London goes wild as one of the best ever from Rev-Pro, The Front Man of TMDK, and the 2024 G1 Climax Champion, has returned home for another golden opportunity! Cassidy is ready for this as he and ZSJ have unfinished business. Kyle & Cassidy welcome him in but ZSJ chooses to around the way. ZSJ steps in, dodges Cassidy and UPPERCUTS Kyle! ZSJ RAMS Cassidy, suplexes, STUN DOG- NO, ZSJ stops the stunner and NECK TWISTS! Kyle runs up, ZSJ stuffs his takedown, and NECK TWISTS! Nigel storms up and the fans go wild all over again! It’s a sight London never thought they’d see!

The two Englishmen shake hands, and then wrench! ZSJ wrenches, Nigel wrenches, ZSJ rolls, but Nigel wrangles him! ZSJ kips up, kicks free, and UPPERCUTS! Nigel smiles, then UPPERCUTS back! London cheers for “BRITISH WRESTLING!” as the UPPERCUTS go back and forth! Nigel UPPERCUTS again and again, but ZSJ hooks him! Nigel fights the backslide, but ZSJ ducks the lariat! Nigel sits on the roll-up, ONE as ZSJ sunset flips! Nigel rolls through but ZSJ pops him around, TWO!! Nigel escapes and the fans fire up! Okada storms in, DECKS Nigel, then talks smack on ZSJ. ZSJ UPPERCUTS Okada!

ZSJ runs up, Okada pops him up into the REVERSE- NO, ZSJ makes that an IRON OCTOPUS! Okada powers through to still REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada drags ZSJ up, scoops and SLAMS, then goes up top! MACHO ELBOW! The fans sing for ZSJ but Okada winds up, for the MIDDLE FINGER~! The fans give it back, and Okada grins at ZSJ. ZSJ BENDS the finger! ZSJ trips Okada, ties up the legs, INDIAN DEATHLOCK! ZSJ says deuces, d*ckhead! But Kyle KICKS ZSJ! And KICKS! And KICKS! ZSJ blocks one, and he reels Kyle in for a COBRA TWIST! ZSJ has two men caught but the countdown is done! Sixth out is… Roderick Strong!

The Savior of the Backbreaker can no longer complain he didn’t get his shot, because here he comes! ZSJ lets Kyle go but still has Okada in the deathlock. Roddy CHOPS ZSJ off his feet, but that ends up hurting Okada, too! Roddy KICKS away on Kyle, ZSJ lets Okada go. Roddy gets around ZSJ to atomic SLAM! Then he catches Kyle, to SLAM him onto ZSJ! Roddy runs up at Cassidy, blocks a kick, and YANKS him into a BACKBREAKER! Roddy brings Kyle up, underhooks, TIGER- GUILLOTINE! Okada DROPKICKS Kyle, Roddy hits a BACKBREAKER! And the countdown’s done again? Lucky seven is MARK BRISCOE!

The fans fire up again as the ROH World Champion runs out, Conglomeration now three men strong! Mark dodges Roddy to UPPERCUT Okada! CHOP for Roddy! Repeat! ROLLING ELBOW takes down Okada! Roddy waistlocks, Mark breaks free to PELE! ZSJ returns, he RAMS Mark, and he whips. Mark DIVES onto Okada! ZSJ BOOTS Kyle, wrenches, PELE- NO, Kyle blocks to ANKLE LOCK! ZSJ reels Kyle in to headlock but Kyle SAIDOS free! Mark sees ZSJ bail out, and he BLOCKBUSTERS to the floor! Mark fires up and high-fives the fans, then he storms in to DECK Nigel! And CHOP Roddy! Cassidy passes a chair to Kyle for him to set it up!

Mark builds speed, and he uses the chair to FLY! Down goes Nigel and Roddy! The fans are thunderous, the countdown is done again, and number eight is… HANGMAN ADAM PAGE! The Black Hat Cowboy warned the entire world that if you’re in his way, he runs you over, and he’s about to run a lot of people over! Hangman even gets pyro! The Conglomeration stands together, and Cassidy DIVES, but Hangman SHOVES him down! Hangman ROCKS Kyle, ROCKS Mark, repeat! Hangman whips Mark into Kyle, then short arm LARIATS Mark! DISCUS ELBOW for Kyle, then DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto Mark!

The fans fire up with Hangman, and he DUMPS ZSJ out! Hangman ROCKS ZSJ, runs, but Okada is there! So Hangman TOSSES Okada out! Hangman triangle jumps, LARIAT for ZSJ! Hangman CLUBS Okada, Cassidy leaps, but Hangman catches him! FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up and PLANCHA, down goes Okada! BOOT for Nigel! POP-UP APRON POWERBOMB for Roddy!! Hangman aims at Cassidy, BUCKSH- NO, Cassidy dodges! ORANGE- NO, Hangman ducks and Alabama Lifts! DEADEYE!! Cover, Mark breaks it!! And the countdown is done! Number nine is… DOUBLE J! The fans are all fired up for Jeff Jarrett!

The Last Outlaw has his guitar and wife Karen as he makes his way out, but he better hustle if he wants to stop Hangman’s rampage. Hangman stares Jarrett down, these gunslingers ready for a shootout! Karen holds onto the guitar, Jarrett storms into the ring, and the fans fire up as the hands start flying! Jarrett gets the edge, then DECKS Hangman! And DECKS Roddy! And DECKS Okada! Jarrett DECKS Cassidy, DECKS Nigel, and DECKS Kyle! He DECKS ZSJ, ROCKS Roddy, DECKS Mark, then DECKS Roddy! Jarrett goes after Hangman with UPPERCUTS, then he struts! The fans cheer, and then Jarrett ROCKS Hangman again!

Jarrett climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, Jarrett goes all the way to nine, but Hangman POWERBOMBS him outside! Jarrett’s body wipes out all the others, and Hangman shouts to stay outta his way! But then Karen is on the apron and shouting at him! Hangman grabs Karen by her mouth and tells her to shut it! The ref reprimands, but the countdown is done! Number 10 is… RICOCHET!?!? AEW grabs up another hot free agent, and now The One & Only is All Elite! Ricochet swaggers his way down the ramp so he can take his time hearing London go nuts all over again! And there’s pyro!

Ricochet slides in, right under Hangman! Then he rolls off Hangman’s back, ducks under a lariat, handsprings and RANAS! Then he kips up, vibes, and DROPKICKS Hangman out! The fans are electric as Ricochet dodges Kyle, kicks and whips, but Kyle reverses. Ricochet trips Kyle up into buckles, and corner 619s! Ricochet jumps over Mark to BOOT, then he GAMANGIRIS Kyle! Ricochet springboards, FLYING LARIAT! Ricochet HANDSPRING KICKS Roddy down into Mark! The fans fire up as Ricochet goes up and up and SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STARS!! Down goes the field and the fans are electric again!

Ricochet brings Roddy up, CHOPS him, then he BOOTS Hangman! Ricochet brings Hangman around, ROCKS him, and puts him in the ring. Ricochet goes to a corner, goes up and up and “This is Awesome!” Hangman ROCKS Ricochet first, and the countdown is done! Number 11 is… CHRISTIAN CAGE!? He always did say the trios titles were just his way back to the world title, so now that he has no titles, here he is again! Ricochet fights the superplex while Christian hobbles down the ramp. Ricochet shoves Hangman down, then SUPER CROSSBODIES Christian at the ramp! The fans fire up as Ricochet tells Christian off!

Ricochet hurries in, dodges Roddy and SCREW HIGH KICKS! But Hangman slingshots, BUCKSHOT on Ricochet!! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada and Hangman already had a tense relationship from Blood & Guts, and now these two start firing forearms! Hangman gets the edge, whips, but Okada reverses to DROPKICK! Okada brings Hangman up, but Hangman Alabama Lifts! Okada slips free, but Hangman LARIATS first! Hangman reloads on the apron, but Karen grabs his foot! Hangman glares at her, but doesn’t see Jarrett storm up! Jarrett taps Hangman on the shoulder, Hangman looks at him, SMASH HIT with the guitar!!

Down goes Hangman and the fans are thunderous! But Okada ripcords Jarrett! RAINMAKER!! But ZSJ runs up! Okada backslides him, short arm LARIAT! And then a ripcord, RAIN- NO, ZSJ slips around, ARMBAR!! The others scramble, Cassidy ghost pins ZSJ! TWO!!! ZSJ escapes, ORANGE PUNCH for Okada! ORANGE- NO, ZSJ ducks the punch to O’Conner Roll, JAPANESE BRIDGE! TWO!! EURO CLUTCH, TWO!! ZSJ fires up, the fans are with him, but the ORANGE PUNCH hits!! Roddy runs up, Cassidy dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Roddy hits END OF HEARTACHE!! But FROGGY-BOW from Mark!

Nigel has Mark, Mark BODY BLOWS! Mark reels Nigel in, underhooks, but Nigel fights it! Nigel wrenches, whips, Mark reverses. Nigel headstands, BOOTS, but Kyle KNEES Nigel! Mark and Kyle call their shot! Mark Electric Chair Lifts and Kyle climbs, but Nigel slips free! Nigel shoves Mark into Kyle! Then he has Kyle for the LONDON TOWER!! Cover on Kyle, TWO!!! Kyle survives but the fans fire up! Nigel builds speed, but the STRONG KNEE hits! Kyle shoves Roddy, Nigel YOYO LARIATS!! Christian SPEARS Nigel!! But the countdown is done, and number 12 is… LUCHASAURUS!? And yes, he is USING the name Luchasaurus!!

The fans are thunderous as the man-dinosaur has liberated himself from Christian! Christian begs for mercy, but Luchasaurus choke grips KYLE?! To CHOKE SLAM him!! And he drags Christian up, to put on Kyle?!?! CHRISTIAN WINS?!?!

Winner: Christian Cage, by pinfall (has a guaranteed title shot whenever he wants)

What rubbish is this!? Luchasaurus takes back his name, as just some sort of teenage rebellion? He hands Christian this win on a silver platter, and now Christian has his golden ticket that he can cash-in at any time he wants! Hangman sits up and realizes what just happened, and is just as stunned as anyone else. Nick & Mother Wayne reappear to celebrate with Christian, when and where will The Patriarchy strike?

 

AEW “American” Championship: MJF VS Will Ospreay!

Maxwell Jacob Friedman insists that he is an American Hero, that AEW deserves both a champion and championship that represents “The Only Country That Matters,” and that this match, MJF VS Ospreay Part 2, is one of the biggest matches you could possibly get. Well, one out of three isn’t bad. But MJF also likes to say it is facts over feelings. Then will MJF have to accept the fact that he is not the best wrestler in the world? Or will he find a way to survive the Aerial Assassin?

Speaking of assassins, Ospreay has a breakdance troupe help plug the next Assassin’s Creed video game, Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, as well as narration from Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Ezio has heard the legend of the rogue assassin. Born of this very soil, its fog in his skin, and its way of life in his soul. It is here where Ospreay found his calling. That calling led him to the Land of the Rising Sun, and in following the steps of Japanese legends, he took to the skies and became a warrior elevated above them all. Greater challenge awaited him in the west, a new continent to conquer, and yet… He has lost his course.

The weapons he possesses have been forsaken, “plagued by the crimes of a false patriot. Doubt clouds your mission. But, on this night, where your journey began, you must remember what made you. For all the paths you have traveled, all who you have defeated, now more than ever before, seek the wisdom of our creed revealed in these words: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins.” With that, Ospreay makes his entrance, ready to return to his roots! And he gets a lot of pyro! As for MJF, he has various young ladies waving the stars and stripes as he walks out in an Uncle Sam Ric Flair fusion get-up.

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who brings this title home!

The bell rings and the fans are already thunderous for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” MJF and Ospreay stare down, then run up to fire hands! The fans fire up, MJF gets the edge then puts stank on it, only for Ospreay to counter punch! Ospreay fires shots again and again, then puts MJF in a corner. The ref counts, backs Ospreay up, but MJF gets a cheap shot in! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but MJF runs up on Ospreay. Ospreay TOSSES MJF out, then PLANCHAS! Down goes MJF and the fans fire up again! Ospreay goes to the apron as fans rally, but MJF YANKS him down!

MJF puts Ospreay in, he salutes, but the fans boo. Ospreay runs up to BOOT MJF down! Ospreay builds speed to handspring and SASUKE SPECIAL! Down goes MJF and the fans are thunderous again! Ospreay drags MJF up, puts him in, then aims from a corner. The fans rally as Ospreay runs up, HIDDEN- NO, MJF dodges! Ospreay almost runs into the ref, and then MJF CLOBBERS Ospreay! MJF CLAWS the eyes, the ref counts, but MJF HAMMERS away on Ospreay. MJF TOSSES Ospreay out, soaks up heat, and then he goes out after Ospreay. MJF CLAWS Ospreay’s back, then whips him hard into railing!

MJF makes Ospreay take a seats, so he can BITE Ospreay’s forehead! MJF leaves Ospreay behind long enough to refresh the count, then he runs up to BOOT Ospreay! Ospreay sputters, MJF soaks up more heat, and MJF brings Ospreay around. Ospreay ROCKS MJF, ROCKS him again, then BOOTS MJF down! Ospreay runs, but MJF BACKDROPS him to the floor! MJF puts Ospreay in, covers, ONE!! Ospreay’s tougher than that but MJF drags him into a chinlock. Ospreay endures, the fans rally, and Ospreay fights up, Ospreay fires body shots, then ROCKS MJF! Ospreay calls his shot, springboards, but MJF stops the cutter!

MJF gut wrenches, Ospreay victory rolls it, TWO! MJF has it now, TWO! Ospreay has it back, TWO! Both men stand, Ospreay slips around to go up, POISON- NO, MJF stops that and brings Ospreay back up! MJF spins Ospreay to POWER BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives and MJF is frustrated already. MJF scuffs Ospreay, talks smack on the fans, then scuffs Ospreay again. MJF slaps Ospreay around, but Ospreay PELES! The fans fire up, Ospreay calls his shot again, but MJF throws Ospreay down by his hair! The ref reprimands and fans boo but MJF just soaks up the heat. MJF then hits the kangaroo stance!

The fans boo his mocking reference to last year’s All In, KANGAROO KICK! MJF kips up and soaks up more heat. Ospreay goes to the apron, MJF storms over and brings Ospreay in. MJF slashes his throat, and jumps for HEAT- NO, Ospreay pushes him away! MJF’s leg jams, Ospreay springboards in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Ospreay reaches up as the fans sing for him, but MJF stands. Ospreay kips up! The fans cheer, MJF swings but Ospreay fires fast hands! Ospreay whips, MJF reverses but Ospreay handsprings! MJF ducks under, then pokes Ospreay in the eyes!

MJF soaks up more heat, flips the fans off and gives some Ravishing Rick Rude hips. But he turns around into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, MJF reverses but Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER! Cover, TWO! MJF survives the kick, but the fans rally for Ospreay. Ospreay has to get some leftover streamers out of the way, then he drags MJF up. MJF blow SNOT on Ospreay! Ospreay Kawada Kicks away! Then he SNOTS MJF, and STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! MJF bails out, but the fans rally as Ospreay starts with “OI! OI! OI!” Ospreay builds speed and SASUKE SPECIALS again!

But MJF catches it! TOMBSTONE to the floor!! The fans go nuts while both men are down! The ref checks both men, and both men are okay to continue. The fans rally up, MJF slips into the ring, and then he tells Ospreay, “You think you’re special because you can flip? Anybody can flip, you POS!” MJF then goes to the apron, aims, and ASAI MOONSAULTS! Ospreay dodges, and catches MJF for a SPANISH FLY!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down again! But hey, MJF did prove himself right. Ospreay drags MJF up, puts him in the ring and then puts him on the top rope! Ospreay goes up a corner, to GUILLOTINE SHOOTING STAR!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans are thunderous and Ospreay is snarling! Ospreay drags MJF up, and are their fans actually dueling? Ospreay underhooks, Canadian Rack, but MJF pops free! CROSS RHODES?!? Cover, TWO!! MJF shouts out an American Nightmare, but he couldn’t finish this story. MJF looms over Ospreay, drags him up, and calls his shot! BRAIN- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! And OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO!! MJF survives but the fans fire up again! BUZZSAW! MULE KICK! And SUPER OSCUTTER!!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! A miscalculation by Ospreay and MJF survives! Ospreay is frustrated, will he really need that move to end this?

The fans rally as hard as they can, and Ospreay storms around. Ospreay drags MJF up, underhooks him, but MJF slips up and out again! So Ospreay back suplexes! MJF lands, his leg jams, so Ospreay goes for it! But MJF was lying! He steps over to JUMPING PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay barely gets the shoulder up and the fans fire up! Both men are down as Ospreay writhes and MJF catches his breath. “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay reaches up again. The ref checks both men, and MJF rises up. MJF brings Ospreay in, but Ospreay cradles! TWO!! MJF escapes, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Ospreay underhooks, but again MJF slips free!

MJF blocks a kick, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Ospreay falls right to the mat! MJF aims from a corner, winds up, but Ospreay slips through the lariat to underhook, STORMBREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! MJF survives and the fans are saying it now, “TIGER DRIVER!” Ospreay rises up, and he thinks it over. He goes to his other weapon, and he takes off the elbow pad! MJF flops over to bail out of the ring. The fans boo but Ospreay gets another idea. Ospreay goes out after MJF, and uses the corner, for the APRON OSC- FLOP as MJF moves back! MJF shakes out the stars, and he goes up the corner now! MJF grins, LONG ISLAND SUNRISE on the apron!!!

The fans lose their minds as MJF shouts out his former brochacho, baybay! MJF leaves Ospreay behind so the ring count can start. We hit 5 of 10, MJF wants it to go faster! Ospreay sits up at 7, flounders at 8, but he’s still down! Ospreay springs in at 9.99!! MJF is beside himself but the fans are thunderous! The fans sing for Ospreay again and MJF is even angrier now. MJF is practically foaming at the mouth, and he drags Ospreay up. MJF takes aim, he’s copying Ospreay! But then Ospreay copies MJF as he falls over! MJF insults London and Ospreay by saying their boy is a clod, then he salutes. MJF stalks Ospreay to the apron and brings him up.

MJF says “God Bless America!” HEAT- NO, Ospreay shoves him away again! MJF runs up, Ospreay moves aside, and he SUPERKICKS MJF in the ropes! And now APRON OSCUTTER!! The fans are thunderous again while both men are down! Ospreay clutches his shoulder, but the fans declare “This is Awesome!” The ref wants Doc Sampson to be on standby, and now MJF says his neck hurts, too. The ring count starts, but Ospreay sees a target! Ospreay takes aim, to FLYING HIDDEN BLADE!! MJF DUCKS, the cameraman takes the hit!! The fans lose their minds and Ospreay checks the poor guy. MJF grabs the title belt!

MJF sneaks into the ring with the belt, Ospreay and the others are still worried about the cameraman. Ospreay reluctantly goes back to the ring, and MJF BELT- NO, Ospreay gets around to HOOK SHOT! The fans fire up and Ospreay takes aim again! HIDDEN- BELT SHOT!! MJF still hits the mark, covers, TWO?!?! Ospreay survives, but MJF just hurries to BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ospreay survives again and London is electric because MJF is shocked! MJF is about to cry in frustration, but he decides to copy Ospreay after all! Ospreay sits up, but then he DUCKS MJF’s Hidden Blade! MJF almost hits the ref, and gets mad at the ref!?

Ospreay CLOBBERS MJF into the ref!! That’s not good! Ospreay sees what happened, and MJF hurries to bring Ospreay around! MJF BITES Ospreay’s forehead, then reels him in! MJF underhooks the arms! The fans boo, MJF shouts for it, but Ospreay wrenches out to kick low! Ospreay underhooks and the fans are going nuts! MJF tries to fight free but he can’t! So he just LOW BLOWS!! Both men are down and the fans boo, but MJF grins as he goes to ropes. MJF reaches into his trunks, he brings out plaster knuckles! MJF aims, but a hooded man storms up onto the apron! He stops MJF from using the knuckles, then DECKS him!

REVEAL: it’s DANIEL GARCIA!! MJF has seen a ghost, and London is thunderous! MJF takes another swing, Garcia dodges, and MJF says he’ll get him for this! But Ospreay rises, and takes off the elbow pad! HIDDEN BLADE!!! London is erupting as Ospreay drags MJF up! Ospreay reels MJF in, then underhooks the arms! Everyone goes wild for the TIGER DRIVER 91!!!! Cover, the ref flounders around! The count finally starts, Ospreay WINS!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (NEW AEW “American” Champion)

Justice has been served! Red Death avenges himself, and Ospreay takes back this title! However, he won’t touch MJF’s belt, and in comes Christopher Daniels! Daniels has a bag, and out he pulls the bright and shiny INTERNATIONAL Championship! Ospreay has set things right in the world of AEW, will he take this title to even higher heights?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone w/ Kamille VS Britt Baker!

The CEO came to AEW, and she soon grabbed up the belts she felt were meant for her. But now, The Two Belt Boss faces a returning and determined DMD, who wants to make history as the first woman to have held both AEW Women’s World and TBS Championships in her career. What was meant to be a great first-time-ever has turned into a grudge match with gold on the line, who will be the true Face of TBS?

Britt gets a lot of pyro for her entrance, but Mone is brought in by a carriage, with corgis by her side! Kamille opens the door for Mone, then carries the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship for her as they go to the ring. The introductions are made, the teal title is raised, and it is time for someone to put their money where their mouth is!

The bell rings and the fans are torn. Mone pie faces Britt, but Britt goes for the arm! Mone goes to ropes, and Kamille grabs her hand! The ref reprimands, Britt lets go, and Mone sucker punches her! Britt runs up, Mone dodges, hurdles, then drops. Britt stays up but Mone DROPKICKS her down! The fans are torn as Mone swaggers, and then Mone whips. Britt ducks ‘n’ dodges, then turns hip toss into arm-drag and takedown, into RINGS OF SATURN, but Mone scrambles! Kamille helps Mone get the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, Mone scrambles out, and Kamille carries her in on her shoulders while Mone calls for a timeout!

The fans boo but Britt waits. Kamille sets Mone back on the apron, and Mone holds up the TBS Championship. “You’ll never get this, Britt! Never!” The ref tells Mone to step inside, and Mone does. Britt runs up, goes after Mone in a corner, but the ref counts. Britt lets off, then runs back in. Mone ELBOWS Britt, goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS, hits a takedown, but Britt slips out to RINGS OF SATURN! Mone fights, slips free, jackknife bridges, TWO as Britt bridges up! Britt spins, reels Mone in, but Mone fights the lift! Mone then RAMS Britt into a corner! Mone digs her shoulder in but the ref reprimands.

The ref counts, Mone lets off at 4, and the fans duel, “C E O!” “D M D!” Mone bumps Britt off buckles, fires forearms, then lets off. The ref reprimands, but then Britt SUPERKICKS Mone! Britt goes up, but Kamille gets her attention! Mone GAMANGIRIS Britt! The fans boo the Brickhouse but she smiles as her boss gives Britt a TOP ROPE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt survives but Mone paces around her. Mone drags Britt up, whips her to a corner hard, and Britt falls! Mone drags Britt up, CLUBS Britt’s back, and she TOSSES Britt out! Mone argues with the ref, Kamille stomps Britt, but then hurries away.

The fans boo more, but Mone goes out to drag Britt into the ring. Cover, TWO! Mone is annoyed, but she KNEES Britt in the back. Mone soaks up the cheers and jeers, and she drags Britt up. Mone whips Britt to scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Britt stays in this and Mone grows frustrated. The fans continue to rally and Britt rises up. Mone storms up on Britt but Britt ROCKS her! And ROCKS her again! Mone wrenches, scoops, slingshot and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt stays in this, the fans rally, but Mone brings Britt up, for another slingshot BACKBREAKER! And this time, Mone puts on the pressure!

Britt endures, the fans rally, and Britt fires knees! Britt CLUBS Mone, KNEES her, so Mone shoves her down! Mone brings Britt up, Britt ELBOWS first! And ELBOWS again! Ripcord and ROLLING ELBOEW! Mone wobbles, Britt brings her in, FISHERMAN- NO, the back gives up! Mone KICKS Britt, wrenches and reels her in, to snap suplex! Una Amiga! Mone brings Britt up to DOS AMIGAS! The fans boo the Latina Heat, but Mone still THREE AMIGAS! Cover, TWO! Mone is frustrated again and the fans rally up. The dueling continues and Mone stomps Britt. Mone drags Britt to a drop zone, then goes up and up to DOUBLE KNEE DROP on the back!

Britt writhes, Mone grins, and she goes up again! Kamille says it is all Mone, but Britt stands! Britt SLAPS Mone, fires forearms, and she climbs up. Britt brings Mone up, but Mone fires body shots! The fans rally, Mone scoops, and she SUPER SLAMS Britt down! Mone grins, the fans are torn, and Mone aims to SPLASH onto knees! Britt saves herself and the fans rally up! Mone and Britt slowly rise while the fans fire up. Britt aims, runs, but the back won’t let her! She powers through, CURB- POWERBOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Britt survives so Mone hurries to Gory- NO, Britt powers out and pushes Mone! CUTTER!! Both women are down after Britt strikes outta nowhere!

The fans fire up as a standing count begins. Kamille coaches Mone as both women go to corners. They stand at 5 of 10, and Mone runs up! Britt dodges, the knees hit buckles! Mone still stalks Britt, but Britt elbows her, ripcords, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Britt fires up to run and NECKBREAKER DROP! Then she gets going again, to SLINGBLADE! Britt drags Mone up, reels her in to underhook and BUTTERFLY FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives and Kamille applauds. The fans are torn, but Britt brings out the glove! Britt puts the glove on, and she spells it out, “D! M! D!” Britt clamps onto Mone, but Mone flails!

Mone fights off the gloved hand, makes it a cover, TWO! Mone keeps that arm, drags Britt up, STRAITJACKET NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Mone shrieks in frustration but the fans rally up. Mone sees the glove, and she decides to put it on! Kamille likes where this is going but the fans don’t. The fans boo but Mone CLUBS Britt. Mone brings Britt up, puts one out, but Britt Alabama Lifts, AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives, but Britt snatches back her glove! Britt rains down fists on Mone, puts that glove on, and the fans fire up! Britt says let’s try that again. She drags Mone up, Alabama Lifts, but Mone slips through!

Mone hooks Britt, MONEY MAKE- NO, Britt flips it to a cover! TWO!! Mone runs up, blocks the lariat and hits a BACKSTABBER! The fans duel again, “C E O!” “D M D!” Mone drags Britt to a corner, goes up, then stomps away on Britt from above! The ref reprimands, Mone lets off, and then she brings Britt around. Britt UPPERCUTS! And SUPERKICKS! Mone wobbles, Britt climbs! Britt fires forearms, then she goes to the very top! But Mone fires body shots! The fans duel more as Mone scoops again! SUPER- HEADLOCK TAKEOVER!! Britt covers, TWO!! Mone survives and the fans fire up again!

Britt rises, as does Mone, CURB STOMP!! Cover, Kamile gives Mone the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo, and Britt is beside herself! Britt wants after the insurance policy, but Kamille slips Mone the TBS title while taunting Britt with the NJPW Strong one! The ref says Britt needs to leave Kamille alone, and then Mone runs up! But the ref sees her and stops her!! The ref and Mone tug-o-war, and the ref takes the belt away! Mone tries to take it back, Kamille slides in, but Britt SUPERKICKS her first! Brit then snatches the NJPW Strong belt! Britt throws it back to Kamille, and then plays dead! Britt is shouting out Eddie, Mone’s childhood hero!

The fans cheer for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” and the ref tells Kamille she’s OUTTA HERE! Kamille is furious, Mone is beside herself, and the fans sing, “HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE~!” Britt smiles and waves bye to Kamille, and Britt goes to the corner. Mone runs up, but Britt catches her! BUCKLE SHOT! And then Britt goes up, to PANAMA SUNRISE!! And then a CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mone survives and Britt can’t believe it! The fans rally even harder, and Britt clamps on! RINGS OF SATURN, but Mone pulls Britt’s hair! Mone desperately fights around, reaches out, but Britt rolls her away! LOCK JAW!!! But Mone BITES the hand!!!

Britt lets go, Mone ghost pins! TWO!! Britt has the arms, drags Mone around, and then backslides her, TWO!! Mone and Britt bridge up to stand, and Mone changes the hooks to HOTSHOT Britt, and then BACKBREAKER! And then Gory Especial, for the MONEY MAKER!!! Cover, Mone wins!

Winner: Mercedes Mone, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Britt made it through the Brickhouse but she couldn’t snatch the gold away! Mone is still the Face of TBS, but she has a short time to shift gears. The NJPW Strong Women’s Championship will be on the line this Friday, August 30th! Mone just went All In, but will she be ready for a Capital Collision?

 

AEW TNT Championship Coffin Match: Jack Perry VS Darby Allin!

The Scapegoat has gone on and on about sacrificing for the greater good of wrestling, but The Relentless One says he does that every night he wrestles! Will Darby be the one to teach Jack the true meaning of that word? Or will Jack be the one that finally puts Darby down for good?

Darby skates down, flips off the camera, and he’s looking like Pinhead from Hellraiser with tacks glued to his face!  As for the Face of TNT, he drags a body bag to the ring, his jab at Darby’s old habits. The introductions are made, but Darby DIVES onto Jack! The ref rings the bell and Darby drags Jack up to whip him into railing! Darby grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Jack on the back! And SMACKS him again! The fans sing for Darby as he SMACKS Jack again! Darby sits the chair up, makes Jack take a seat, and then GRINDS the face tacks into Jack’s forehead! Darby says look, real thumbtacks! Darby then goes up, to SUPER MISSILE DROPKICK!

Jack goes tumbling away and the fans are thunderous for Darby! Darby drags Jack over to the coffin, opens it up, and shoves him! Jack stops from falling in, and he SLAPS Darby! But the tacks just hurt Jack’s hands! Offense and defense in one! Darby RAMS Jack into the apron! Darby drags the coffin around, stands it up, and then drags Jack up. Darby SLAPS Jack, goes into the ring and builds speed again, to DIVE, but only into the coffin! The fans lose their minds and Jack grins as he gets the better of Darby’s reckless style. Jack then sets the coffin right-side-up, and back suplexes Darby onto the lid! Darby writhes and flounders away!

The fans boo but Jack stalks Darby. Jack drags Darby up and into the ring, scuffs him, then CHOPS him! Darby falls, Jack scuffs Darby some more, then goes out to soak up heat. Jack looks under the ring, and he brings a black bag out, with “SCAPEGOAT” written right on it. Jack goes in, and he pours out broken glass! And yes, it’s real broken glass. Jack smiles, the fans sing “OH~ Cry Me a River~” to hearken back to last year. Jack revels in it all, and he drags Darby up and in. But Darby fights the lift to back drop Jack onto the glass! The fans fire up as Darby has his skateboard, to SKATER STOMP Jack! Jack writhes in the glass!

Jack is bleeding from all the little cuts on his body, and he goes to the apron. Darby goes up the corner, fans chant “F C M PUNK! F C M PUNK!” Darby brings Jack around, but Jack trips Darby up! Darby hits top turnbuckle and then falls to the floor! Darby clutches his hip, the fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and Jack goes looking for more plunder. Jack has scotch tape! Jack uses the tape to bind Darby’s hands! Jack CLUBS Darby over and over, then THROWS him into railing! Darby staggers, Jack takes a fan’s drink and SPLASHES Darby with it! Jack CLUBS Darby down again, and Darby is busted open!

Jack drags Darby to the coffin, but Darby RAMS into him! Darby staggers away, Jack runs up, btu Darby sends him into steel steps! Darby goes up to COFFIN SPLASH! Down goes Jack and the fans fire up! Darby snarls through the crimson mask as he drags Jack into the coffin! Jack blocks with his legs, then BOOTS Darby away! Jack escapes the coffin, soaks up more heat, and then goes up the ramp. Darby chases Jack down! Darby grabs Jack’s hair, Jack throws body shots! They go up the ramp, Jack gets Darby up and he POWERBOMBS Darby! Darby writhes and Jack takes Darby’s belt off him! Jack uses that studded strap to LASH Darby!

Jack uses Darby’s belt to bind the legs! Jack mocks Darby hopping around, and then scuffs him! Darby teeters at the edge of the ramp, so Jack THROWS him down! Darby crashes down through a table!! The fans lose their minds again while Doc Sampson checks Darby in the wreckage. Jack fetches his body bag and he brings it over. Jack opens it up, drags Darby from the wreckage and into the bag! Jack zips it up, then he stands on Darby’s face before dragging him back to the coffin! The fans are torn but Jack lifts the lid. Jack drags Darby up to dump him in! Darby struggles, finds the opening, and he sits up! Darby’s like a zombie!

The fans fire up as Darby wriggles, so Jack KNEES Darby down! Jack SLAMS the lid shut, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry (still AEW TNT Champion)

Sacrifice? Hard to say. But Jack showed Darby how vicious and cruel he can be! He calls to the back, and The Bucks walk out with a huge canister! The fans boo, we know that’s full of gasoline! Er, petrol for the UK! Jack is all smiles now because he opens the lid, and Nick just DUMPS the gasoline all over Darby! Then the rest is poured on the lid! Jack gets a lighter out! But wait! The lights go out!? The rain, the lightning, it’s STIIIIIIING~! The Icon may have retired, but he wasn’t about to let this go down! Matt & Nick are furious, too, because they “retired” him at Revolution! Sting storms in, bat in hand, and he stares The Elite down!

Matt runs up, he gets hit! Nick runs up, he gets hit! Jack SMACKS Sting with a chair, and that just pisses Sting off! The fans tell Jack he messed up, so Jack runs away! Sting grabs Matt, then he grabs Nick, DOUBLE SCORPION DEAETH DROP!! The fans are thunderous as Sting saves his friend from going up in flames! But with Jack still the Face of TNT, who will be next to step to The Scapegoat? As for Darby, will he just have to refocus and prepare for Grand Slam in September?

 

AEW World Championship Title VS Career: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bryan Danielson!

This match is not just a main event world title match. This match is not just a story of two men’s legacies connecting. And this match is not just a historic moment. This match is going to be career-defining! Bryan has said that one way or another, his in-ring career is coming to an end, to the point that if he loses, it ends tonight! But The Realest says there won’t be a choice, he’s slaying The American Dragon once and for all! Will Swerve grow his legacy by ending Bryan’s? Or will this simply be where Bryan reinvigorates his mind, body and love of wrestling?

Naturally, the only song Bryan could make his entrance to tonight is “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” Bryan has Brie and their children right at ringside for moral support, and all of Wembley Stadium is chanting “YES! YES! YES!” But then for Swerve’s entrance, DJ Whoo Kid is here! He asks if The UK is in the house! Then one question: Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Prince Nana then leads the way as “Swerve VIII” enters, adorned in ring gear that commemorates the icons he ripped apart to become champion. Then Swerve has Flash Garments and a slew of other icons rapping his theme’s remix live and in person!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and the stakes are as high as they can be as we see who is truly THE best today.

The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already! Swerve grins as he stares down with Bryan, and the two circle. The fans continue with “YES! YES! YES!” and the two tie up. Swerve headlocks, hits a takeover, but Bryan headscissors. Swerve kips free and CHOPS! Bryan CHOSP back! Swerve scowls, Bryan CHOPS again! Bryan headlocks, hits a takeover, but Swerve headscissors. Bryan kips free, the CHOPS go back and forth again! The fans fire up as the two go forehead to forehead. But then Swerve glances at Brie. So Bryan fires forearms! Bryan whips, Swerve reverses and hip tosses!

Swerve gator rolls Bryan, but Bryan knees the suplex to WRING Swerve’s arm out! The fans fire up while Swerve clutches that shoulder. Bryan KICKS the arm, drags Swerve up and wrenches to wrangle Swerve. Swerve fights the omoplata, and slips through to get both legs! CATAPULT, and Bryan goes up and out! Swerve hurries to the apron to BOOT! Bryan falls, Swerve steps back in, and then Swerve builds speed! Swerve handsprings but Bryan avoids the attack! Bryan WRECKS Swerve with a dropkick, then he resets to SPRINGBOARD CANNONBALL! The fans are thunderous with “YES! YES! YES!” as Bryan hits the mark!

Bryan puts Swerve in, climbs a corner, and he FLYING KNEES the arm! Swerve writhes again, but Bryan isolates the arm to STOMP it! Swerve goes to a corner, Bryan CHOPS, then KICKS! And CHOPS! And KICKS! Bryan whips, Swerve reverses, but Bryan goes up and over! Bryan keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Swerve scoops to BACKBREAKER! Gator roll, suplex, and SLAM! The fans cheer while both men are down! Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve scowls as Bryan goes to a corner. Swerve storms up, but Bryan boots! Swerve blocks, puts the leg in ropes and UPPERCUTS!

Swerve goes side to side to SHOTGUN the leg! Bryan falls, Swerve says that’s just the first. Swerve goes to Bryan, brings him up, wrenches an arm and arm-drags Bryan down! Swerve drops KNEES on the arm! Bryan writhes, Swerve says that’s two now. Swerve goes back to Bryan, whips him to a corner hard, and Bryan falls back! Swerve then goes up a corner, but Bryan ROCKS him! Swerve hops down, he fires a forearm back, but Bryan CHOPS! Swerve SLAPS Bryan, Bryan SLAPS back, the fans fire up as it is a SLAP fight with the ropes between them! Bryan climbs up to HANGING TRIANGLE HOLD!

The ref counts, but Swerve drags Bryan up and over, then fireman’s carries! Bryan still pulls the bad arm, Swerve tries to shake free, and in doing so, Bryan’s feet hit the ref in the face! The ref staggers away, and Swerve calls to Nana! Nana has the ring bell!? DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto the bell!!! Between that and the apron, fans lose their minds over what Swerve just did to Bryan! Swerve rolls in, and he soaks up the heat. The ref only knows Bryan is down, so he starts a ring count. Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” going, and we see Bryan is busted open from somewhere on the back or side of his head!

Bryan sits up, clutching his neck and shoulder, another concerning area. The count is 5 of 10 but Bryan still struggles. Bryan flops over at 8, but he manages to spring in at 9! Swerve asks why Bryan even bothered, and then he stomps Bryan! “Why we gotta do this? His family’s watching, why’s he gotta do this to his family?” Swerve then grins as he goes up the corner, to FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy but the fans boo. Swerve then adds insult to injury as he has Bryan’s wrists. Swerve looms over Bryan, but then realizes he can do Bryan one better. Swerve drags Bryan out of the ring, and right over to the Danielsons!

Swerve DRAGON STOMPS away on Bryan, and Brie covers the children’s eyes! But Swerve says, “Isn’t this what you want? You want Daddy to come home, I’m giving that to you!” Swerve says they can thank him later. Nana does his dance then moves on. Swerve drags Bryan up, the ring count climbs, and Swerve pushes Bryan in. Swerve then has Bryan against the corner, and he smears Bryan’s blood into his own face! The fans tell Swerve he’s sick as he punches down on Bryan. Swerve stands Bryan up, hoists him to the very top, and then he climbs up behind him. Swerve goes to the very top, brings Bryan up, and SUPER OLYMPIC SLAMS!!

Bryan flounders, and Swerve also suffers a bit, but it is Birdie who is in tears seeing her dad like this. Swerve rises, goes up, KILL- NO, Bryan catches the legs to roll through! REGAL STRETCH!! Swerve endures, pries at the hands, and he bends fingers! Bryan lets the legs go, Swerve straight arm- NO, Bryan slips free to waistlock! Swerve switches, O’Conner but Bryan rolls through The UP KICK hits, but Bryan comes back to LARIAT!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! The fans rally as hard as they can as both men stand. Swerve UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS, and then UPPER- NO, Bryan backslides! TWO!!

Swerve stands, Bryan ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEPAING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to a corner. Bryan huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises again, and the fans rally even harder! Bryan runs in corner to corner to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps going, to DROPKICK! And then- SOMERSAULT COMPLETE SHOT from Swerve! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Swerve eggs him on. Swerve drags Bryan up, half nelsons, and then BIG- NO, Bryan turns Big Pressure into a victory roll, TWO! Bryan avoids the House Call to hook the arms! Swerve fights up, so Bryan TIGER SUPLEXES! Swerve tumbles, Bryan huffs ‘n’ puffs again, and the fans rally!

Swerve rises, Nana coaches him, but Bryan stands to KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Swerve takes KICK after KICK, then Bryan winds up, to BUZZSAW! Swerve goes to a corner and the fans are thunderous! Birdie is fired up now, and Bryan KICKS Swerve again and again in the corner! Bryan puts Swerve up top, climbs up, and has the arms chicken winged! SUPER TIGER PLEX?!? The fans are electric and Bryan crawls over! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives, but Bryan has a wild look in his eyes! Bryan says time to kick his head in!! Bryan grabs the wrists, for the DRAGON STOMPS! “YES! YES! YES!”

Bryan then flips Swerve over, hooks the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION!! Swerve endures the classic, and he fights around. Swerve powers up to lift Bryan, and he flips those arm hooks for a VERTABREAKER!!! Both men are down and the ref has Doc Sampson check Bryan! The neck was a concern for Bryan, and that move is on par with the Tiger Driver. Nana is sure something is broken, but Swerve tells the medics to back off! Swerve wants to keep his promise of breaking Bryan, so he goes up top! K I L L S T O M P!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Bryan survives and the fans are going wild! Swerve is furious, and he takes aim. HOUSE CALL!!

But one is not enough for Swerve! He dares Bryan to sit up, and Bryan does sit up, but in a daze. HOUSE CALL!!! The fans rally as hard as they can for Bryan and boo Swerve just as hard, but Swerve won’t stop. Bryan reaches out for his family, and Swerve just laughs. “Whose House?” HOUSE CALL!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? HOW?!?!? Swerve argues with the ref but Wembley Stadium is erupting again! Swerve KICKS Bryan to mock the Yet Kicks! And KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! But these “Swerve Kicks” just piss Bryan off!! Bryan rises, looking at Brie, Birdie & Buddy, and telling them, “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”

Swerve KICKS, KICKS, KICKS, but Bryan just takes them again and again! Then he SLAPS Swerve!! And SLAPS him! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! “YES!! YES!! YES!!” Swerve blocks a kick, but Bryan catches the arm to hit a takedown! TRIANGLE HOLD! ELBOW after ELBOW, and then Bryan PULLS on the arm! But Swerve deadlifts Bryan, only for Bryan to slip free! SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX!! The fans are red hot as Bryan joins in on the “YES! YES! YES!” BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Swerve hits buckles, and just brushes that off!? Swerve laughs, then hits a HOUSE CALL!!!! Swerve hauls Bryan up, full nelsons, and BIG PRESSURE DRIVER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?

Swerve is losing his mind, but so are the fans! It’s just in two different ways! The ref defends his count, it’s just that Bryan will not give in! Swerve stalks Bryan as the fans are thunderous with “LET’S GO, BRYAN!” But then Swerve gets them all to boo by mocking the “Yes!” hands. The fans say “NO! NO! NO!” as Swerve goes to a corner. But wait, HANGMAN PAGE is here!? He TOSSES security, and he glares at Swerve! Hangman SHOVES Nana down, more security rushes in, but The Cowboy’s rage is not so easily contained! Swerve taunts Hangman as he is dragged from ringside, but turns into a BUSAIKU KNEE!!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!

Swerve survives another shot, but this one hurt a lot more than the first! The fans chant “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving us this epic battle! Bryan and Swerve knuckle lock as they rise up, and they fire forearms! “This is Awesome!” as the shots go back and forth, no guard! Swerve KICKS, Bryan KICKS, repeat! “YES! YES!” Swerve RISING HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS again! Bryan wants the arm, Swerve slips around, BIG- NO, Bryan arm-drags! Swerve mule kicks, SLAPS, and BOOTS! SOMERSAULT- BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Wembley is going to explode at this rate! Bryan hits a BLINDSIDE BUSAIKU KNEE!!!!

And then Bryan omoplatas! LEBELL LOCK!!!! Swerve endures, flails, reaches out, claws at the grip, and he pries it open! So Bryan just bends and SNAPS Swerve’s fingers! RINGS OF SATURN!!!! Swerve flails, BUT TAPS! BRYAN WINS!!!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission (NEW AEW World Champion)

The Final Countdown plays again, because this is not the final time we see The American Dragon in action! Brie, Birdie & Buddy all cheer from ringside, and Blackpool Combat Club comes out here to join in! Wembley is roaring with emotion, confetti flies in, and pyro flies as Bryan lifts up the world title! Bryan’s legacy continues, once again adorned with gold, how much more amazing will his final run become?


My Thoughts:

An awesome All In, though I really wish AEW would do less overall matches. They quite literally just threw a bunch of people into that 16 Man Tag, I’m a little surprised it wasn’t just a battle royal. At the same time, they still made it a very fun match, mostly from the high spots from the high flyers who weren’t put in the ladder match. Great Mixed Tag, and I am surprised Willow & Ishii won. I was sure Stat & Stoke would cheat to win, but maybe Willow will go with something No Disqualification that is still reasonable. After all, the two of them were a great tag team in Street Fights, something like that would be a fitting end to this feud.

Pretty good 10 Man Tag to wrap Zero Hour, but I figured Team Texas would win. But nothing was really settled, it’ll take the title matches to do that, and those will likely be on ROH TV and/or PPVs, or maybe a Battle of the Belts special. And a great bonus thing with Saraya & Harley talking down to the fans, and then Jamie Hayter making her return was awesome. This probably could’ve been a moment on the main show, if only because more fans in the live audience would’ve seen that. But being a Zero Hour moment, plenty of people still saw it for free on YouTube. Jamie VS Saraya will be a great feud to get Jamie back on TV, and she’ll surely find her way to a title soon after.

Awesome London Ladders match, and I am genuinely surprised Pac’s team won. It does give Pac his moment, and he technically now joins BCC because they’re champions together, which is the oddest part to me. Maybe, just maybe, if there weren’t rumors of Lucha Brothers leaving AEW and going to WWE, maybe this would’ve been Death Triangle returning to prominence. But hey, still cool for Pac in the grand scheme of things. A little surprised by the order of these matches to follow, which feels like something I said the last time AEW did a PPV. But seeing as how they booked the Casino Gauntlet, I can see why they wanted to give Christian Cage time (both kayfabe and shoot) to recover and be ready for that match.

Toni VS Mariah was great, and I appreciate the return of Luther and the use of Mariah May’s mother being upset over Mariah’s evil attitude. And despite how the go-home math had been adding up, it was the right call for Mariah to win out, because that is the All About Eve plot parallel they’ve been going for. Mina didn’t seem as upset by how Mariah won, maybe we see those two spend time together again. Mina is even Rev-Pro Women’s Champion now after a show the other night, so they can use that in story as well.

Another really good Jericho FTW Championship match with the mystery bag gag returning. Cricket balls are quite literally solid items to be using, but I did like that “HI GUYS” was on the cricket bat. Hook winning was the right move, especially with Taz getting his moment. But ironically, would Jericho not come back for more? Hook losing was what would get him away from the “Jericho Vortex,” who knows what happens next. Great Triple Threat for the tag titles, but I figured Bucks were winning. They used all sorts of shenanigans so of course they won, but what a great surprise that Grizzled Young Veterans are All Elite. They’ll be a nice, fresh piece of the tag division, especially if Lucha Bros really are leaving, and I can’t wait to see what GYV does on their way to a title match.

Back to Casino Gauntlet, everything about it until the end was amazing. Okada being in it from the start, Nigel coming out of retirement, ZSJ showing up as a surprise, Ricochet also showing up for his AEW debut, and just the general action and chemistry of all parts involved. But who TK chose to win is THE one thing about tonight I just don’t like. Why have Luchasaurus assert that he IS Luchasaurus if he isn’t also breaking away from Christian Cage. We have been waiting for literal MONTHS, and TK just teases things rather than committing. Luchasaurus should’ve made sure Christian lost, and someone else (Hangman) should’ve won.

Awesome American/International Championship match, but Ospreay having product placement win entrance was a clear sign. Well, that and the math from Dynamite. But anyway, we also got a great surprise return from Daniel Garcia, and Ospreay DID use Tiger Driver 91 as the finish. No more American Championship, we’re back to International Championship, and Ospreay VS Pac will be a great match for All Out, but now that Pac is trios champ, and also because Ospreay isn’t just going to lose a belt two weeks later, ain’t no way Ospreay loses in Chicago. Garcia VS MJF is going to be a great match, too, probably something really vicious for All Out.

Mone VS Britt was really good stuff, a little slow at the beginning, but it was hard to follow everything we’ve gotten by this point. Things finally got going when Britt hit that super headlock takeover, that was really cool. But as I figured, Mone won. It was in part because Kamille kept saving her, but Mone still put things together on her own to win. Mone has any number of people she can face next, and we still have to see what Heel Shida will do. Great TNT Championship coffin match, and I figured Jack would win. The Elite wanting to light Darby on fire bringing out Sting was really cool, I didn’t think we’d ever see him even on screen again. Jack also has any number of possibilities for story, and Darby’s fine, he has Grand Slam coming up.

Speaking of which, a truly awesome main event, both men having a form of win entrance, but clearly Bryan’s was stronger. All great story stuff, all great action stuff, and of course Bryan bled. Been awhile since someone’s used a ring bell as a weapon so driving Bryan onto one was clever stuff. I was saying on Wednesday that, like Sting, Bryan is definitely someone who can defy the usual math, so great to see Bryan win here. And Hangman of course wanted to go after Swerve, it would’ve just been better if he was attempting a cash-in and Nana gets in his way long enough for Swerve to hit Hangman and keep it from happening. So what if it’d be something WWE does? What other reason did AEW have to put the MITB cash-in stipulation on that contract?

But all that said, amazing to see Bryan win out and become champion. With Pac kind of being a substitute for Moxley, BCC has gold all up and down, this final stretch for Bryan is going to be great stuff. Darby is set for Grand Slam, Christian might want All Out, or even snipe whatever happens for All Out, this will be a lot of fun.

My Score: 9.1/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (1/18/25)

The carnage continues!

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Now this is Maximum Carnage!

There’s a star-studded dirty dozen, as well as TEXAS DEATH between Hangman Page and Christopher Daniels, all on AEW Maximum Carnage: Collision!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Texas Death Match: Hangman Page VS Christopher Daniels; Hangman wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions; The Undisputed Kingdom wins.
  • Brian Cage & Lance Archer w/ Don Callis VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey; Cage & Archer win.
  • AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tomohiro Ishii; Okada wins and retains the title.
  • Dustin Rhodes VS Adam Priest; Dustin wins.
  • Julia Hart VS Harley Cameron; Julia wins.
  • 12 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Learning Tree VS “Powerhouse” Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR;  Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Rated FTRunners & “Powerhouse” Hobbs speak.

Dax Harwood says, “12 men, one ring, chaos will ensue.” Truth Magnum says the only thing he knows for sure is that if you think you can mess around with the Outrunners and not find out, you got a better chance of pissing in a hot sauce bottle! Tell ’em, Turbo! Turbo Floyd says messing with the Outrunners is one thing, but what about this big super group right here? The best super group since the Yankees! Give it to ’em, big man! Hobbs says on Wednesday, he almost had that AEW World Championship. But even with a bad leg, he’ll hobble out there and beat dat ass! Cope adds that Moxley better shut up and listen.

The Rated R Superstar himself is coming for The Maniac, and he is going to take that AEW World title. The road to that starts tonight, Cash says #TopGuysOut.

 

Kazuchika Okada speaks.

The Rainmaker tells “Ishii-san, you are the Stone Pitbull. So~ scary~! But I’m the Continental Champion. You were my friend. I used to look up to you. But tonight, I’ll put you down like the dog you are. B*tch!”

 

Christopher Daniels speaks.

“Hangman Page, I tried over and over to explain my intentions to you, but it seems that all you understand is violence! Well, if you want violence, I’ll show you how violent I can become. Tonight, Hangman Page, Fallen Angel, Texas Death Match!”

Hangman Page speaks.

“Christopher Daniels, for far too long, I have listened to the ruminations and opinions of how I should live my life from old men like you. CD, you are wrong. And you are long in the tooth. Tonight, Texas Death, I take you out to pasture.” The Blackhat Cowboy is ready to put the Fallen Angel out of his misery, but will he hit that Buckshot right in Daniels’ face?

 

Texas Death Match: Hangman Page VS Christopher Daniels!

No sense in waiting to find out, the Cowboy and the Fallen Angel start us off! Will “Maximum Carnage” be an understatement after these two go until one man can’t keep going?

The bell rings and the fans rally up already. Hangman and Daniels stare down, step up, and Daniels says Hangman could’ve just let it all go. It didn’t have to be like this! The fans duel, but Hangman SLAPS Daniels! Hangman throws hands in the corner, but Daniels CHOPS in return! Daniels ROCKS Hangman, RAMS him again and again, but Hangman CLUBS Daniels back. Hangman fires hands, but Daniels kicks low! The shots go back and forth but Hangman ROCKS Daniels! Hangman CLAWS Daniels’ eyes, then fires body shots and haymakers! Hangman CLUBS away on Daniels, the fans fire up, and Hangman whips corner to corner.

Daniels reverses, runs up, but into a BOOT! Hangman rains down fists, then lets off to pace around. Daniels bails out, but Hangman runs to triangle jump LARIAT! Daniels falls to the floor, but he rises up, into a PLANCHA from Hangman! The fans fire up again while the ref checks Daniels. Daniels is in this but Hangman puts him in the ring. Hangman snarls, but Daniels WRECKS him with a dropkick! Daniels then aims, ARABIAN- NO, Hangman YANKS Daniels down, then sends him into railing! The fans are torn as Hangman grabs a chair! Hangman runs up, and he CLOBBERS Daniels with the chair!

Daniels flounders, Hangman fires the fans up, then he puts the chair in the ring. Hangman grabs more chairs, and Daniels rises up. Daniels is busted open, but Hangman shoves Daniels into the ring. Hangman goes looking, and he brings out BARBED WIRE! Hangman is escalating this quickly as he goes for Daniels’ face! Daniels fights back, but Hangman still DIGS the wire into Daniels’ forehead! He was already bloodied but it’s only gonna get worse! The fans tell Hangman he’s sick, but Hangman LASHES Daniels on the back with the wire! And LASHES him again! Hangman then puts the wire in Daniels’ mouth!!

The fans are freaking out as Hangman is practically flossing Daniels’ teeth with the wire! But Daniels throws Hangman away! Daniels blocks a kick, ducks a lariat, but then the BOOT comes back! Daniels is down, Hangman grabs the rest of the wire, and he wraps it around his arm! Hangman aims, Daniels staggers up, BARBED WIRE ROLLING ELBOW! Daniels falls again, Hangman holds up the wire and the fans cheer, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Hangman stalks Daniels to the ropes, then CHOKES him! Hangman only lets off so he can grab a chair. Hangman sits that chair up, and Daniels sputters from behind his crimson mask. Hangman sets another chair up, those sit facing each other. Hangman brings Daniels over, fireman’s carries, but Daniels fights free! Daniels staggers to a corner, Hangman runs up, but into a BOOT! Daniel runs up, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB onto the chairs! Daniels writhes and Hangman snarls. The standing count starts, but Daniels uses ropes to stand at 5 of 10! Hangman KICKS him in the side!

Hangman grabs a chair, wedges it into a corner, but Daniels flops out of the ring. Daniels is buying himself as much time as he can but Hangman clears everything else out of the ring. Hangman storms after Daniels, scoops him, and FALL AWAY SLAMS him onto the floor! Daniels writhes again but Hangman goes looking under the ring again. Hangman brings out a TABLE! Hangman positions the table to be ringside, but Daniels drags himself to the apron. Hangman goes up to join Daniels as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture. Hangman brings Daniels over, Alabama Lifts, but Daniels CLUBS away on Hangman’s back!

Daniels underhooks! Hangman lifts! Daniels fights and slips around, to then LARIAT Hangman into the ring! The fans rally up and Daniels steps back in. Daniels storms up on Hangman, but Hangman sends him into the chair! Daniels falls back, the chair stuck around his head! Hangman snarls again while Daniels sputters. Daniels rolls out and ends up on the table, so Hangman runs to DOUBLE STOMP him down through the table!! The fans lose their minds, the standing count begins, and Hangman watches Daniels crawl. Daniels manages to rise at 7, but Hangman KICKS him back down! Hangman rains down fists on the bloody forehead!

Hangman goes looking, and he finds a table with barbed wire on it!! Hangman shoves that into the ring, careful not to poke himself too bad. Hangman sets this monstrosity up near a corner, and Daniels has made his way to the apron. Hangman climbs the corner to bring Daniels up. The fans are already worried, and Hangman Alabama Lifts Daniels! Daniels fights with everything he has left! Daniels HEADBUTTS away on Hangman, then fires down elbows! Daniels slips in, clinches, and URENAGE DOWN THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! The fans lose their minds while both men are down!

The ref clears the wreckage while both men crawl to the corners. Daniels runs in to LARIAT from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX! S T O! Daniels roars and the fans fire up! Daniels drags Hangman up, clinches again, UREN- NO, Hangman arm-drags free! Hangman LARIATS Daniels up and out, onto the ramp! Hangman snarls, aims, and BUCKSHOT- NO, Daniels ducks that to mule kick! Daniels underhooks, but Hangman BACKDROPS Daniels back into the ring! Daniels snarls through the crimson mask, but Hangman has more barbed wire! Daniels storms up, and Hangman DIGS the wire into Daniels’ face!!

Daniels staggers away, Hangman wraps his arm again! BARBED WIRE BUCK- FLATLINER!! KOJI KLUTCH!! Hangman endures, the fans fire up, and Daniels squeezes as tight as he can! But Hangman DIGS the wire into Daniels’ face again!! Daniels lets go, sputters through the blood, and slowly rises. Hangman aims, lifts, but Daniels grabs ropes! Daniels holds on, but then lets go to underhook! ANGEL’S WINGS!! Both men are down so the count is on them both! Daniels is already up at 5, Hangman is up at 6! The fans fire up for another URENAGE! Daniels points to the corner and the fans fire up!

Daniels goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! But Daniels isn’t done, he grabs what’s left of the barbed wire table and pushes it onto Hangman! BEST MOONSAULT EVER onto the wood!! Daniels crushes Hangman under the wood, then shoves it aside! Fans hope these tow “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Hangman is still down at 5 of 10! And at 7! Hangman scrambles to his feet at 9!! Hangman is bloodied but he’s going nuts! He steps on the chair so Daniels can’t use it! Daniels ROCKS Hangman, Hangman LARIATS Daniels! Scoop and tuck! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER onto the chair!!

Daniels crawls with one good arm, and he’s somehow still in this! Fans want that “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Hangman waits on Daniels to stand, then reels him in! Alabama Lift, DEADEYE onto the chair!!! Daniels sputters but he’s staying down! Hangman goes to the apron and he loads up all the same. Daniels somehow rises up before 5 of 10, so a BUCKSHOT from behind takes him down!! The count starts again while Hangman stands over Daniels. The count is 5 of 10, then 7. 8! 9! 10!! Daniels is done, Hangman wins!

Winner: Hangman Page, by knockdown

The medics check Daniels, but Hangman leaves him behind. But then on second thought, Hangman drags Daniels up! Underhooks and ANGEL’S WINGS!! Hangman adds insult to injury by using Daniels’ own move!! Hangman storms off, leaving Daniels to the medics. Is this the end of the Fallen Angel? Is this only the beginning of Hangman’s violent road back to the world title?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He welcomes us back to Maximum Carnage, and he welcomes out Toni Storm! Cincinnati fires up as The Rockstar is back again, and “Rookie” Toni joins Schiavone in the ring. Schiavone notes her historic win in the inaugural Women’s Casino Gauntlet, and with it, her shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship! It will be Grand Slam: Australia, Toni’s hometown of Brisbane, how does she feel? Toni says honestly, she doesn’t even know what her life is right now. It is so surreal! All she can say is, her dreams are finally coming true!

Because she’s going to Australia, to the building where she saw her first wrestling show, and she’ll never forget how her mom scraped together all she could so that they could get tickets, just to sit in the back row. Mom sold hot dogs to pay for Toni’s training. Mom sewed together Toni’s original ring gear. Now Toni can call mom and tell her, “Get ready, cuz I’m coming home!” The fans cheer that! Schiavone says that is a great feeling, but Toni surely realizes she is facing Mariah May, and that is an entirely different feeling. The fans boo Mariah, but Toni says Mariah is “the best in the business today. She’s killing it!”

But Toni hasn’t even had a chance to introduce herself to Mariah. Maybe next week, in Jacksonville, Daily’s Place, the home of AEW… It’s time for Toni and Mariah to finally meet face to face. The fans cheer, but Schiavone wants Toni to understand. C’mon now, Toni. Aw, c’mon yourself, Schiavone! It’s Tony and Toni! That means… IT’S TONI TIME~! WOO~! Say it with her! Okay. It’s TONI TIME! The fans cheer and Toni gets Tony to be all fired up! But the point Schiavone was trying to get to is valid: Is Toni really unaware of her timeless rivalry with The Glamour?

 

The Hurt Syndicate speaks.

It was after the show on Wednesday that MVP said a definitive statement was made. MVP promised Lashley & Shelton that when they came to AEW, the championship gold would be theirs for the taking. The All Mighty has never been a tag team champion while the Standard of Excellence has many times. That changes everything. With the defeat, the ASS KICKING, they just put on Private Party, that should make the Hurt Syndicate the #1 contenders. So Private Party, time to crash the party! Next week, in Knoxville, Tennessee, Private Party better put up the AEW World Tag Team Championships against Shelton & Lashley. See what you’ve really got!

But just remember: #WeHurtPeople. Lashley says this ish is gonna be easy. He and Shelton fist bump, but will they put the hurt on Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy?

 

Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Adam Cole, Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly are reunited once more, ready for more, and they have all sorts of targets in mind. But Lee Moriarty, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have their eyes on those same championship targets, which is why they’re crossing paths here tonight. Will #TAIGASTYLE & The Infantry show the Kingdom how to rumble, bad men, rumble? Or will Maximum Carnage be undisputed?

The trios sort out and the ROH Pure Champion starts against Adam Cole BAYBAY. They circle, tie up, and Lee already gets a leg pick. Lee then switches to a waistlock, Cole switches with him, repeat. Cole headlocks, Lee powers up and out, but Cole KICKS the backdrop! Cole then dodges the lariat, PELES, and he brings Lee over. Tag to Roddy, they mug Lee, and Roddy CHOPS! Roddy CHOPS again, then wrenches to a wristlock. Lee rolls, slips through, traps the arms, and he pulls on an ear! Tag to Dean, STP mug Roddy, and then Dean scoops, only for Roddy to slip free. Roddy shoves and DROPKICKS Dean down!

The fans fire up, Strong tags Kyle, and they CHOP and KICK away on The Captain! lee runs up, Kyle KICKS him down! Kyle & Roddy double suplex Dean onto Lee! Cover on Dean, TWO! Kyle drags Dean up but Dean JAWBREAKERS free! Tag to Carlie but Kyle kicks, clinches, and fires Muay Thai knee after knee! Kyle KICKS Carlie down, then stalks him to ropes. Kyle whips, Carlie reverses, and Dean trips Kyle up! The ref is arguing with Carlie, and now with The Kingdom, as Dean hits an APRON CUTTER! Carlie goes up and out to then GUILLOTINE AX HANDLE! Kyle flops down, STP pose together, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Kyle sputters, The Infantry distract the ref, and that lets Shane THROW Kyle into railing! Shane DECKS Kyle while The Kingdom protests! The ref keeps everyone back, and Dean brings Kyle around. Carlie puts Kyle in the ring, whips him to a corner, then storms up to JAB! JAB! JAB! Carlie pops, locks ‘n’ winds up, to CHOP! Carlie talks smack, tags Dean, then Dean sends Carlie in to SPLASH! Dena runs up, whips Carlie in again, forearm SMASH! Then Dean ELBOWS Kyle! Kyle staggers, into a LARIAT from Dean! The Captain scowls while he stands over Kyle. Dean then pushes Kyle to a cover, TWO!

Dean drags Kyle back, anchors him, then tags Lee. Lee drags Kyle up to UPPERCUT! Kyle staggers around, Lee Mongolian CHOPS! Kyle staggers some more, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns while both Kyle and Lee are down. The fans rally up, both men crawl, hot tags to Dean and Cole! the fans fire up as Cole dodges Dean, BLASTS Lee & Carlie, but Dean waistlocks! Cole elbows free, then LARITS Dean down! And ELBOWS him! And BOOTS him! Dean staggers, Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Cole keeps his focus and he climbs a corner. Dean rises, for the PANAMA- NO, Dean slips under the sunrise! But Cole SUPERKICKS! Cole suplexes, LAST SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Well, not quite the last shot, so Cole tags ROddy. Rioddy hauls Dean up to CHOP away!

Roddy runs, BLASTS Carlie, then runs to SHINING WIZARD Dean! Side to side, forearm SMASH! Then a RUNNING FACEBUSTER! Cover, Carlie & Lee break it! STP mugs Roddy, double whips, but Roddy grabs ropes! Roddy BOOTS and ENZIGIRIS Lee, Kyle sneaks a tag! Roddy TOSSES Carlie and Kyle FLYING KNEES him down! Lee runs up but Cole gets him with 52 Fake Out! Then a PANAMA SUNRISE! The fans fire up as Dean staggers up! Roddy & Kyle call their shot, TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Cover, Undisputed Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall

STP put up quite the fight, but now Shane himself CLOBBERS Kyle! And he blocks a kick to KNEE Cole down! And he HEADBUTTS Roddy down! The fans boo but Big Bad Shaney T is that bad! He talks trash, even to Daddy Magic! Matt Menard says alright then! If Shane thinks he’s bad, then step to him! Or rather, step to DANIEL GARCIA! The TNT Champion makes his way out here, and he CLOBBERS Carlie! He CLOBBERS Dean! And he fires hands on Shane! Garcia throws off his jacket, storms in, and he fires more hands! Shane shoves Garcia away, but Kyle KICKS! Cole SUPERKICKS! Strong KNEE!

Daniel reels Shane in, SAIDO! The fans fire up as Garcia and the Undisputed Kingdom stand tall together! STP retreats, but then The Kingdom eyes that TNT Championship. Garcia holds it up, and he dares any which one of them wants it to come get it. Who will be the first from The Kingdom to challenge the Red Death?

 

AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.

Alicia Atout was with Will Ospreay and asked him about the save he made for Kenny Omega against the Don Callis Family. What are his thoughts after all that? Ospreay says you can call it a save for Kenny but it was really Ospreay trying to get after Kyle Fletcher. But hey, he and Kenny have had their differences. Their battles in Japan and Canada have gone down as legendary. But they both know each other because of Don Callis. That is their link, that is how they’re tied together. Before, it was all about egos, but to be honest, this is bigger than both of them. Time they had a chat. Next week, Dynamite in Knoxville, Ospreay calls out Kenny to have that chat.

The Bruv wants to talk with The Best Bout Machine, will they come to an agreement when it comes to their common enemies?

 

Brian Cage & Lance Archer w/ Don Callis VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey!

Speaking of Don Callis, his Murder Machines are back in action, ready to make #EverybodyDie! Will Cage & Archer be waiting on the other side of Private Party VS Hurt Syndicate for their tag title shot? Or can Dante & Darius Martin show that the bigger they are, the harder they fall?

The teams sort out and then the Murder Machines attack! The fans boo but the bell rings as Cage beats up Dante and Archer CLUBS Darius. Archer scoops Darius to SLAM him, then Cage waistlocks Dante. BOOT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Dante flounders out of the ring while Cage RAMS Darius into the corner! And RAMS him in again! Then he CHOPS Darius, tags Archer, and they THROW Darius into the corner! Archer whips Cage in to UPPERCUT, then Cage feeds Darius to the scoop! BACKBREAKER! BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cage adds on and Archer says, “EVERYBODY DIES!” Dante is up but Archer DECKS him!

Archer puts Darius in the corner, fires body shots, then he ROCKS Darius! Archer goes corner to corner and back again to ELBOW! And then he keeps going, but Darius dodges! The fans rally up as Darius crawls, but Archer BLASTS Dante again! Darius fires haymakers, but Archer knees low! Archer bumps Darius off buckles, tags Cage, and the mugging continues. The fans boo but Cage runs side to side, and he BOOT WASHES Darius! Cage says “Ain’t nobody betta!” Cage drags Darius up, whips him to an open corner, then he runs in, but into BOOTS! The fans rally but Cage ROCKS Darius! Darius TIGER WALL PELES with the corner!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Darius crawls, reaches out, but Cage also carwls. Hot tags to Archer and Dante! Archer SHOVES Dante to the apron! Archer laughs, but Dante RAMS into him! Dante springboards, CROSSBODY, but Archer catches him! Archer pops Dante around, but Dante slips free! Datne shovves Archer iinto Cage! Dante fires forearms on Archer and the fans fire up! Dante throws even more shots, then whips, but Archer blocks! Archer whips Dante, runs in, but Dante slips out! Dante goes up and around, then GAMANGIRIS! Dante springboards, FLYING CANNONBALL!

The fans fire up and Dante calls Darius. Cage shoves Dante at Darius, but Darius pops Dante up and over Cage! ASSISTED TORNADO- NO, Cage powers out of that! Archer has Dante, Cage DISCUS LARIATS Darius! Archer ripcords Dante into the HELLICOASTER! The fans boo but Cage drags Dante up. Cage puts one out, lifts Dante up, and Archer adds on! CHOKE SLAM BOMB!! Cover, Murder Machines win!

Winners: Brian Cage & Lance Archer, by pinfall

Top Flight are fast but they don’t hit hard enough to stop these tanks! Will nothing stop the Murder Machines from taking the tag titles for their own? Wait, Action Andretti makes his way out here? The Sight to See is rubbing salt in the wounds of his former friends, and Lio Rush attacks from behind! the fans boo as The Bad Child beats down Dante, TOSSES him out, then beats up on Darius! Leila wants them to stop, but Action just talks trash on Darius. The fans boo more but Lio goes up the corner. Action smiles as Lio gives Darius the FINAL HOUR!! Is this the final hour for Top Flight? Or will they make sure Lio & Action get what’s coming to them?

 

Backstage interview with The Learning Tree.

Lexy Nair is with Chris Jericho, Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey, and she asks Jericho about how on Dynamite, he assured us all that The Learning Tree and The Death Riders would be on the same page, and that Jon Moxley can trust them. How is Jericho so sure that things will go well when The Death Riders didn’t even show for this interview? The Redwood says, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder.'” Jericho says that’s so true. And Moxley isn’t the type to show up and do interviews. Jericho isn’t the type to stand here and allow someone to stir the pot.

So enough of this muckraking! Bryan Keith adds, “No mother effin’ muckraking!!” Lexy is a bit taken aback, but Jericho tells Moxley that he’ll address him directly. They’ve known each other a long time. They were the first two AEW World Champions! They have beaten the hell out of each other around the entire world! Moxley left this scar right on Jericho’s left eyebrow. See? And Jericho took a spike and tried to take Moxley’s eye. So like Jericho said, they’ve beaten each other all around the world, but tonight they have common enemies! Moxley knows there is no one in AEW as driven or as smart as Moxley as Jericho.

So if Moxley’s as smart as Jericho thinks, it would behoove Moxley to trust The Learning Tree. And if there’s any doubt, then The Learning Tree will prove it to you before you meet them in the ring. Lexy asks what he means, but Jericho counters with, “What does anything mean, Lexy?” Jericho storms off, Bill says that was a sick burn. Keith says it was a sick ass burn! The Learning Tree heads out, but seriously, what does Jericho mean? How’re they going to prove themselves to The Death Riders before their 12 Man Tag?

 

Backstage interview with Matt Menard & Daniel Garcia.

Collision returns as Lexy is now with Daddy Magic & The TNT Champion, and she notes them helping out The Undisputed Kingdom. Can they explain how and why? But before Garcia can, Roddy shouts at “DANIEEEL~!” The Kingdom thanks Garcia for that, they appreciate the help. And trust Cole when he says that if there’s anyone who understands competition, certainly it’s Garcia. It is a shame, though, that Garcia & Menard don’t have a third man, because Cole, Roddy & Kyle wanna prove they’re the best trio in AEW. Garcia says yeah, well, they’ll be in Jacksonville next week for Collision: Homecoming.

And Garcia remembers walking into Jacksonville three years ago with two people he barely even knew, at the bottom of the totem pole. Three years later, we’re going back to Jacksonville and it’s a completely different story. Menard checks with Garcia. Is he saying they’re call the brand new father? The new father? Then Kingdom is on! Homecoming, Jacksonville, Six Man Tag! Cole and the boys like that, and they head out. Will things still be undisputed? Or will Cool Hand Ange’s return to the ring tip the scales?

 

Max Caster is in the ring.

Platinum Max has both a mic and a leather bag, and he thanks the fans, missing how they’re booing him. But Caster says there has been a lot of issues going on within The Acclaimed. There are a lot of rumors online, a lot of talk, but he wants to clear the air right now with his teammate, Anthony Bowens. Caster asks Bowens to come to the ring, and he has the fans cheer Bowens on. Bowens does walk out here, and he grabs a mic for himself. Caster says this has gone on long enough. There has been a huge misunderstanding between the two of them. They are a great team, and more importantly, they are great friends.

The biggest issue here is that Bowens just won’t admit that Caster is the Best Wrestler Alive! The fans boo and Bowens stops Caster there. Bowens says it is finally time for Caster to listen! Because for the last five years, Bowens has tried with every fiber of his being to protect Caster in the ring, in the locker room, and in the media. Because they, The Acclaimed, were tag team partners, and then became best friends. But now Bowens has to live with the very uncomfortable truth that Caster has made Bowens into a liar! Because for those five years, Bowens has had to lie to every single fan about who Caster is as a person!

Because Cincinnati, you need to know that Max Caster is an arrogant, cocky, selfish, edge lord PIECE OF S*IT! And Caster wants the fans to believe he’s the Best Wrestler Alive? Newsflash: The fans believe YOU SUCK! The fans cheer, but Caster brings out a (fake) degree from his bag that says “Best Wrestler Alive!” Bowens says this is what he means! Cater is selfish, he lost the team spirit! Why did Caster start looking down on Bowens? Maybe it’s because Bowens is the Scissor King, not that Caster’s been doing that. Well guess what? Bowens is more than that! He possesses every tool necessary to be a world champion! Cincy agrees there!

Bowens has proudly represented AEW since he put pen to paper! He is the GADDAMN PRIDE of AEW! He is the Five Tool Player!! The fans cheer that! And Bowens doesn’t need some piece of paper to prove it. Caster says don’t touch him! Wait, the music hits? They’re both here, so that means it is DADDY ASS! Billy Gunn is back, mic in hand, and he sighs looking at his boys fighting. The fans cheer and Billy says first off, what is wrong with these two? They are The Acclaimed! AEW World Tag Team Champions, AEW World Trios Champions, and they got everyone to scissor just because it was cool!

Caster claims Billy doesn’t care about them! He just attached himself to a couple of young, hungry wrestlers like them just so they could hear the fans chant his name again. Billy made it about Billy, when it should be about MAX! The Best Wrestler Alive! Oh, and Anthony! They are best friends! Seriously! Okay? They are two guys who were randomly put together, didn’t know each other, but they became the winningest tag team in AEW history! Every team Billy has been a part of has broken up, and there’s a reason for that. Yeah, even Gunn Club! Billy’s own two sons did not want anything to do with him!

Billy gets pissed and he gets in Caster’s face. The fans tell Billy, “KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!” Caster says he is not doing this. Bowens has to choose: Caster or Billy. If Bowens wants The Acclaimed to continue, it is either Caster or “washed-up” Billy Gunn. The fans cheer for “BILLY! BILLY!” Bowens is conflicted, but Caster stands there with open arms. Bowens offers the scissors, so Caster says okay. But then Bowens makes it a middle finger! The fans cheer as Bowens stands with Billy! So is that how it is? Caster says fine! Another bad decision from “Bad Decision Bowens.” You can’t walk away from Caster, he’s walking away from them!

Acclaimed is done because CASTER said so as leader of the team! It is Bowens’ fault, it is Billy’s fault, and it’s the fault of every fan here! Caster will prove to everyone that he IS the Best Wrestler Alive, and without him, Bowens sucks, Billy sucks, and all the fans suck! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Bowens tells Caster that he didn’t need Caster then, and he doesn’t need Caster now! Get outta his life! Billy, Cincy, one last time! Throw the scissors up! The fans cheer as Bowens & Billy SCISSOR~! Caster is frustrated, but will he just have to put up or shut up?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland & Prince Nana.

Lexy is with The Realest and says the past few weeks, he and Ricochet have had this cat ‘n’ mouse game. But it was announced that February 5th, Dynamite in Atlanta, we will get Swerve VS Ricochet. But until then, what is Swerve’s strategy? Swerve says respectfully, the longer they waste time talking, the more time Ricochet has to get away. And as for “cat ‘n’ mouse,” this is more like lion and rat. It will end now. February 5th, Swerve gets Ricochet in the ring to himself, but Swerve plans on seeing him way before then. Swerve has been cursed with the ability where everything he touches dies…

With that said, Swerve plans on using that for when he gets his hands on Ricochet’s throat! The Most Dangerous Man is only going to be more dangerous from now on, will Ricochet have no chance of escape?

 

AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tomohiro Ishii!

As Okada said himself to open the show, these two used to be the best of friends in NJPW under the banner of Chaos. But being part of The Elite (The, The Elite) has brought out the worst in one of the best wrestlers today. Will he continue to make it rain even here in Cincinnati? Or will the Stone Pitbull soon sink his teeth into some gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and Maximum Carnage gets some Strong Style thrown in!

The bell rings and the fans fire up as these two stare down. They circle, but then Okada backs off to the ropes. The fans boo but the ref has Ishii back up. Okada and Ishii reset, the fans cheer on “Both These Guys!” Okada again uses ropes for defense, and Ishii dares him to bring it! Okada runs up, they tie up, and Okada puts Ishii on ropes. Okada lets off, fakes the chop, then pats Ishii on the shoulder. But then Ishii CHOPS! Ishii fires forearms, Okada wobbles, but then Okada CLAWS the eyes! Okada runs, but Ishii CLOBBERS him! Ishii brings Okada up, CHOPS him, then eggs Okada on. Ishii whips, Okada grabs ropes, and Okada bails out!

The fans boo but Ishii storms out after Okada! Okada kicks low! Okada grins, but Ishii RAMS him into the railing! Ishii runs, and he CLOBBERS Okada again! The fans fire up while Ishii paces, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Okada sputters, Ishii drags him up, and Ishii CHOPS! Okada sputters, Ishii CHOPS again, and then Ishii CHOPS again! Ishii pushes Okada into the ring, storms in after him, and runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Okada snarls, Ishii sputters, and Okada brings Ishii up. Okada bumps Ishii off buckles, wrenches and whips, then he runs in to ELBOW Ishii down! Okada soaks up the cheers and jeers while the ref checks Ishii. Ishii is still in this so Okada storms up. The ref has Okada back off and the medic checks Ishii. A leg may have been tweaked after that last fall, but Okada storms up again. Ishii CHOPS him!

Ishii CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Okada kicks low! DDT! Ishii is stuck on his head, but Okada pushes him over to cover. TWO, but Okada kicks Ishii around. Ishii snarls as Okada scuffs him, and then Okada BOOTS! Ishii wobbles but stays on his feet! Okada BOOTS him again, but Ishii eggs Okada on! Okada runs, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men are down as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture. Okada goes to a corner, Ishii runs up, and Ishii LARIATS! Ishii hoists Okada up top, then he climbs up after Okada. Ishii brings Okada to the very top, for a SUPERPLEX! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Okada survives. Ishii snarls, stomps his foot to get feeling back in it, and he reels Okada in. But Okada fights to lift and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada hauls Ishii up to scoop, SLAM, and he goes to the corner! Okada climbs, aims, and MACHO ELBOWS! The fans fire up as Okada stands, and he winds up for the Rainmaker MIDDLE FINGER~! But Ishii BENDS that finger! Ishii gives a middle finger back, but Okada CLAWS Ishii’s face! Okada swings, Ishii ducks, but Okada elbows free. Okada whips, but Ishii avoids the dropkick! SLIDING0 NO, Okada avoids that to scoop and LANDSLIDE DRIVER!

Okada fires up, the fans are torn, but Okada ripcords and- LARIAT from Ishii!! The fans are thunderous as Ishii waits on Okada! Ishii runs, but Okada DROPKICKS him down! Okada ripcords again, but Ishii RAMS low! Then HEADBUTTS! Okada ROCKS Ishii! Okada brings Ishii around and short arm LARIATS! Ishii takes it, and HEADBUTTS Okada down! Ishii runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives and the fans fire up! Ishii fires up and he brings Okada around. Ishii suplexes, but Okada slips free! Okada DROPKICKS Ishii in the back! The fans are torn but Okada grins as he goes outside.

Okada grabs the ring bell!? The ref reprimands but Okada gives up the bell. Ishii runs up, Okada ripcords to LOW BLOW! Then a ripcord and RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (still AEW Continental Champion)

Okada grins, having cheated his former friend out of this one! Will nothing stop the reign when Okada’s willing to drag his own reputation through the mud?

 

The Gates of Agony speak.

Bishop Kaun has the camera come in close while they tell us who they are. Kaun has eight years in this game, and is a THREE-TIME ROH World Six Man Champion. Toa Liona is a Division I athlete, and so you know these two aren’t here by accident! They have run through the roster, shown up and shown out. Next week, they’re starting the run of a lifetime. Collision comes home to Daily’s Place, and The Gates want AEW to send the best they’ve got! AEW will soon belong to G O A!!

BREAKING NEWS for Collision: Homecoming.

Tony Khan has heard this request and has fulfilled it! The Gates of Agony will be battling The House of Black’s Brody King & Buddy Matthews! Will Kaun & Liona be able to #CloseTheGates on them? Or will the King of Death & Aussie Juggernaut tear the Gates down?

 

Dustin Rhodes VS Adam Priest!

The Natural is still the DUAL ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Champion, and he is looking to prove this is his best run yet! Will that continue through Maximum Carnage? Or will Priest read Dustin his last rites?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Dustin offers a handshake, but Priest says nope! The fans boo but the two tie up. Dustin headlocks, Priest powers up and out, drops down, and Dustin jumps over to then whip Priest away. Dustin arm-drags Priest on the return, then he wristlocks. The fans cheer as Dustin wrenches, but Priest kicks low! Priest ROCKS Dustin, then stomps Dustin to a corner. Priest fires hands, the ref counts and the fans boo, but Priest stops at 4. Priest stalks Dustin along ropes, then whips. Dustin says, “Not Today!” RHODES UPPERCUT! Priest staggers around into a SNAP POWERSLAM!

A rough landing for Priest, but Dustin fires up! The fans are with Dustin and he puts Priest in the corner. Dustin puts Priest’s leg in the ropes, UPPERCUTS him, then puts the other leg in the ropes. The ref says don’t do it! The fans say yes do it! Dustin CHOPS Priest, goes corner to corner, and the fans fire up. Dustin lines up the shot, takes a deep breathe, but the ref steps in the way! No shattering dreams tonight! Priest gets free and he CLOBBERS Dustin! The fans boo but Priest soaks up the heat. Priest CLUBS and kicks Dustin, whips him, but Dustin CLOBBERS Priest! And then snatches Priest into a dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!

Dustin isn’t done there, he gives Priest the FINAL RECKONING! Cover, Dustin wins!

Winner: Dustin Rhodes, by pinfall

This result was only natural, and Dustin is looking to keep things going in the New Year. Will he and the Sons of Texas all be shining between AEW and ROH?

 

Julia Hart VS Harley Cameron!

It was the Women’s Casino Gauntlet when The Princess of the Black Throne was aiming for Jamie Hayter, but she got this wild Aussie right in the face with that black mist! Will Julia soon #FeelTheWrath? Or will she prove that then, now and forever, The House Always Wins?

The bell rings, and Harley takes the sunglasses off. Her eyes are still sensitive from what Julia did to her, but Julia likes the look. The two tie up, Harley trips Julia and rains down fists! The fans fire up as Harley lets off, and then she runs. Julia swings, Harley gets around, but Julia fights the waistlock. Julia ROCKS Harley, whips her, but Harley reverses. Harley arm-drags, then runs up at the corner. Julia puts her on the apron but Harley ROUNDHOUSES back! Harley runs in, dodges, and ENZIGIRIS! Cover, TWO! Julia stays in this, but Harley storms around. Harley clamps onto Julia to rain down elbows!

The fans are torn as Harley drags Julia up. Julia CLAWS the eyes! Harley swings blindly, but Julia wrenches for an STO! Julia smiles while the fans are torn. Julia stalks Harley to ropes and CHOKES her! The ref counts, Julia CLAWS Harley’s eyes while she lets off. Harley flounders away while Collision goes picture in picture.

Julia pushes Harley back onto ropes and CHOKES her again! The ref counts, Julia lets go at 4, and she stalks Harley again. Julia CLUBS Harley, CLUBS her again, then has her back on ropes. Julia SCRAPES Harley’s face off the ropes, then bumps her off buckles. Julia fires forearms, stops as the ref counts, and Harley sputters as she staggers away. Julia pursues Harley, CLAWS her face again, then pushes her down. Julia DRIBBLES Harley off the mat! The ref reprimands, Julia stops and makes it a cover, TWO! Julia is almost amused by Harley, and she brings Harley up to throw her to the corner! Julia fires forearms again and again!

Julia digs her boot in, stops as the ref counts, and again Harley staggers away. Julia brings Harley around, reels her in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this and Julia is now annoyed. Julia CLUBS Harley, CLUBS her more, then brings her up. Harley ROCKS Julia! Julia ROCKS Harley! Julia KNEES Harley low and Collision goes to break.

Maximum Carnage returns and Harley has Julia down! Harley drags Julia up to fire knees into her! Harley then fireman’s carries, but Julia fights with elbows! Julia then shifts around for an IRON OCTOPUS! Harley endures, the fans fire up, and Julia pulls on the arm! Harley pulls on a leg, powers up, and she pops free! Julia pulls hair, but Harley throws Julia away! Julia comes back, whips her to a corner, then runs in. Harley goes out and around to then roll Julia up! TWO, but Julia SUPERKICKS! Julia ELBOWS Harley in the corner, runs side to side and ELBOWS her again! Julia reels Harley in for a DDT! Cover, TWO!

Harley survives and the fans fire up, but Julia snarls. But Harley has her in a ghost pin! TWO!! Julia escapes, and she SWEEPS the legs! Julia clamps onto Harley, brings her around, but Harley fights to the ROPEBREKA! The ref counts, Julia drags Harley from the ropes to try again. But Harley JAWBREAKERS! SOLE FOOD! Julia wobbles, Harley runs up, but Julia FLAPJACKS her off the buckles! BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Julia is pissed, she clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Harley taps, Julia wins!

Winners: Julia Hart, by submission

Harley put up quite the fight, but Julia found the way to win. Will Julia continue to be just as Hartless until she’s once again a champion?

 

Something is going down backstage!

Cameras catch the Learning Tree beating up Hobbs! Jericho sees the camera and says, “Hi, guys.” Big Bill shows he has Hobbs’ leg brace! The Learning Tree leaves the Powerhouse down, but is he out of the main event? Time is running out, because the main event is next!

 

12 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Learning Tree VS “Powerhouse” Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR!

The AEW World Champion, the AEW World Trios Champions, the ROH World Champion, and “The Branches” all stand against what was going to be The Book of Hobbs with Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum, Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood & Adam “Cope” Copeland. But after what Jericho, Bill & Keith just did to Hobbs, is this going to be a 6v5? Can Cope and comrades still win even with the odds against them?

The teams sort out and Bill shows off the “trophy” they took from Hobbs. Dax the Ax steps up against The Nueve in another go-around from last Collision. The fans rally up with the bell and the two circle. They tie up, go around, then break. Dax eggs Jericho on, Jericho storms up on him, and they go forehead to forehead. Jericho pie faces Dax, then SLAPS him! The afns boo but Dax says oaky. And he SLAPS back! Jericho SLAPS, Dax SLAPS, repeat! Dax then CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Dax whips corner to corner, runs up, but Jericho BOOTS him! Jericho goes up, MISSILE DROPKICKS, and he fires up while fans boo.

Tag to Keith, the Learning Tree mugs Dax, and then The Bad Apple throat chops! And regular CHOPS! Keith stalks Dax, but Dax CHOPS again and again! Dax snap suplexes Keith, drops a leg, then covers, ONE!! Dax fishhooks Keith’s mouth, then ELBOWS him down. Tag to Cash and FTR hoists Keith up. BOOSTED GOURD BUSTER! Cover, ONE!! Keith shows some true grit and he scrambles away. Cash says fine, someone get in. Yuta tags in, sniping things from Bill. Wheeler and Wheeler talk smack, circle, and they tie up. Cash wrenches to wristlock, then he WRINGS Yuta’s arm! Yuta kips up, and he ROCKS Cash!

Yuta CHOPS Cash, puts him in the corner, then CHOPS! Cash turns things around to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Cash whips corner to corner, Yuta bounces off buckles, and Cash BACKDROPS him! Dax is there to ROCK Yuta! Cash ROCKS Yuta! Yuta gets pinballed, then Cash DECKS Yuta! Tag to Truth and he wrenches Yuta for a wristlock. But Yuta pulls hair to throat Truth down! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Yuta CHOPS Truth in a corner! Yuta CLAWS Truth’s face, CHOPS him, but Truth gets in Yuta’s face! Truth CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Truth DECKS Yuta! Tag to Turbo!

The Outrunners double whip, body shot and KNEE LIFT, then Truth ROCKS Yuta! Turbo reels Yuta in, the fans rally up, and Turbo suplexes! Turbo holds Yuta up, then SLAMS him down! Cover, but Moxley breaks it! The fans boo but Truth runs up to ROCK Moxley! Claudio and The Learning Tree storm in, but so does the rest of the Rated FTRunners! The fans fire up as it is a 6v5 brawl, but the ref wants this to return to order! Rated FTRunners throw out Jericho, then they throw out Claudio, but Moxley falls back on his own. Bill and Dax take things outside, Cash keeps on Keith while Truth has Yuta, and Collision goes picture in picture!

The Outrunners mug Yuta while Cash climbs up to rain down fists on Keith! Things continue on the outside, Keith sends Cash into the railing! Dax KNEES Bill low, CLUBS him on the back, but Keith CLAWS Cash’s eyes! Turbo goes out there to CLUB Keith! Cash brings Keith around to SMACK off the railing! The fans get fired up as Cash CHOPS! Cash even high-fives the very excited kid up front. Keith says that kid needs to RESPECT Chris Jericho! Cash stands Keith up so the kid can CHOP him! Bill CLUBS Cash! Dax high-fives the kid, then goes back for Bill. The ref goes out and tells everyone to settle down!

Cope and the Outrunners also high-five the kid, and the teams finally go back to their corners. Turbo brings Yuta around, tags in Dax, and Dax kicks Yuta in the side. Dax bumps Yuta off buckles, then throws hands. Yuta counter punches, then he ROCKS Dax in the corner. Tag to Bill! Bill winds up to UPPERCUT Dax! Dax falls and crawls away, but Bill soaks up the cheers and jeers. Bill puts Dax against ropes and bends him back before he CLUBS him down! Bill fires a BODY SHOT, then soaks up more cheers and jeers. Dax kicks low, fires hands, then runs, but Marina trips him up! The ref missed that from arguing with Claudio!

Bill reels Dax in, hoists him up, and POWERBOMBS Dax down! Cover, Cope breaks it right as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture! The ref has to get everyone back again, and Bill protests. Bill drags Dax to a corner and stands on his neck! The ref counts, Bill steps off at 4, and Bill tags Jericho. The fans boo as Bill grabs Dax’s legs, YANKS him from the ropes, then stands him up. Jericho winds up to CHOP! Dax is stinging from that one, but Jericho brings Dax up again. Jericho whips Dax, Dax bumps Yuta! Yuta was too busy soaking up heat, but the Death Riders still look upset over that.

Jericho walks over, wants a tag, but Moxley thinks about it. Dax crawls, and Moxley finally tags in! The fans fire up as they want Moxley to go after Jericho, but Jericho brings up what he said earlier tonight. Moxley sees Dax is almost to his corner! Moxley gets Dax, reels him in, and lift shim up for a PILEDRIVER! Moxley drags Dax back, he tags Yuta, and Yuta drops a knee on Dax! Yuta soaks up heat, Keith ROCKS Dax, Bill ROCKS Dax, Claudio CHOKES Dax! The ref misses it all from dealing with Rated FTRunners! Yuta drops another KNEE, then he covers, TWO! Dax flounders but in the wrong direction!

Yuta drags Dax up, suplexes, then covers, TWO! Yuta keeps Dax down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Dax endures and fights up. Dax rises, fires body shots, then he shoves Yuta away. Dax catches Yuta to a SLEEPER! But Yuta powers out to catch Dax in a SLEEPER! Dax hits a back suplex, Yuta lands out, and Yuta POSTS Dax! FTRunners rally for Dax, but Yuta runs in! Dax dodges the knee to GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta crawls, tag to Bill! Bill runs up, but Dax dodges again! Bill hits buckles then falls back! Dax crawls, hot tags to Cope and Jericho! Cope rallies on Jericho with shoulder tackle after shoulder tackle!

Cope whips, Jericho reverses, but Cope CLOBBERS him! Cope then gets around, COPE-A-SETIC! Cope BLASTS Moxley for good measure! Cope then aims at Jericho and the fans fire up! Jericho rises, Cope runs in, CODE BREAKER! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Cope and Jericho both crawl, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on Jericho with big haymakers! The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Jericho! Truth jumps in, Turbo scoops and SLAMS him onto Jericho! Keith runs in, but Truth scoops him to SLAM onto Jericho! Keith & Jericho are side-by-side, and Truth says, “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVAB*TCH!”

THey shake hands, and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Claudio storms in to DOUBLE LARIAT! Cash runs in, and he LARIATS Claudio up and out! Yuta wrenches Cash to the PAIN THRILLER! Dax bobs ‘n’ weaves ‘n’ DDTS! Moxley CUTTERS Dax! Cope hits a THESZ PRESS and rains down fast hands! Moxley gets up, so Cope LARIATS him up and out! Bill BOOTS Cope! Dax & Cash sneak in, SHATTER- NO, Bill JABS free! Bill runs, but INTO A SHATTER MACHINE!!! FTR then brawls with Yuta & Claudio! Moxley CLAWS Cope’s eyes! Moxley underhooks but Cope wrenches out! IMPALER DDT on the ramp!!

The fans fire up while Moxley flounders, clutching his jaw! Marina has the briefcase and storms in! The ref stops Marina, Cope aims at Moxley! Cope runs, but into a BOOT from The Bastard, Pac!! Pac was the ace in the hole for The Death Riders! The fans boo but Pac talks smack on Cope. But wait, now Claudio & Yuta have come in from the back, and they have a blindfold bag! They put it on Cope, then drag Cope from ramp to floor! But CASH CANNONBALLS IN! FTR has caught up to them and the brawl is on again! Cope and Yuta brawl, the Death Riders and Rated FTR brawl their way into the crowd! The fans go wild as the action is now in their laps!

All that is left is Jericho and Turbo! Jericho runs to LIONSAULT, but he FLOPS as Turbo moves! The fans fire up as Jericho crawls, and he reaches out for his corner. But Turbo has no one! WAIT! Hobbs is finally making his way out here!! He said himself that even if he has to hobble, he’d be part of this match! Hot tags to Keith and Hobbs! The Powerhouse CLOBBERS the Bad Apple! And CLOBBERS Jericho! And back to Keith! Hobbs TOSSES Jericho, then sends Keith into him! DOUBLE SPLASH! Hobbs keeps moving, and he DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLES them down! The fans fire up with Hobbs, but here comes Bill!

The fans fire up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Bill and Hobbs step to each other, and the haymakers start flying! The fans continue to chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs gets the edge, but Bill choke grips! Hobbs pries the grip away! Bill UPPERCUTS! Bill runs, but Hobbs TOSSES him! Jericho is up top, and he AX HANDLES Hobbs down! But then Turbo is there to scoop! Truth runs in, TOTAL RECALL on Jericho! The ref reprimands and The Outrunners step out. Keith has the ROH World Championship! Keith runs up on Hobbs, but Hobbs blocks the cheap shot! The fans tell Keith he messed up! Hobbs LARIATS Keith down!

Hobbs brings the straps down and he says thumbs down! SPINEBUSTER for Keith! Cover, Hobbs wins for the team!

Winners: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR, by pinfall

The Learning Tree tried to earn the Death Riders’ trust, but they only angered The Powerhouse! Will The Book of Hobbs still find his way back to a championship story in the New Year? And what of Rated FTR? Are they still brawling with The Death Riders somewhere in Cincinnati? Will they be brawling all the way to Knoxville this Wednesday?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, but with some obvious new examples of Tony Khan forgetting his own stories. The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions was a great Six Man Tag, and a great win for Cole, Roddy & Kyle now that they’re all back together, but I guess The Conglomeration meant nothing to anyone in the end. Secondly, Daniel Garcia making the save is fine and all, but why’re we pivoting away from how Garcia is friends with Private Party and should be helping them with The Hurt Syndicate? Not to mention, Shelton and Garcia still have beef from the C2 to settle, aka a TNT Championship match. Hurt Syndicate had a good promo, and it’s really hard to think Private Party retains the tag titles.

Back to Garcia, I do appreciate we’re getting back to him teaming with Menard & Parker, and we’ll have a fun Six Man Tag for Homecoming, but I feel like Undisputed Kingdom wins again. We’ll probably get the Kingdom member who scores the fall challenging for the TNT Championship, so maybe like Kyle VS Garcia, but even that should be a one-off. If The Kingdom wants to be the “best trio” in AEW, that means they want the trios titles, and that means running afoul of The Death Riders, who already have Rated FTR after them. I suppose the easiest solution is just for Claudio, Yuta & Pac to defend against both teams in some kind of wild Trios match, but it’s hard to say if TK can sort out a mess like that.

There’s also the ROH World Six Man titles, but it doesn’t seem like The Von Erichs ever leave Texas. And All In: Texas is the big attraction for the Summer, so I can’t imagine “The Sons of Texas” losing in Texas… Well, that’s a problem to be solved later, we still got a good match from Dustin Rhodes tonight, but then that was about it. I was expecting someone from the ROH side to call him out for the tag titles, but nope. Gates of Agony had a very good promo to put a challenge of their own out there, and I suppose since they want the best possible, TK wasn’t going to short change them. Brody & Buddy having a match for Homecoming could help them introduce their new team name that is no longer House of Black related, given Malakai Black seems on his way out for real this time.

Speaking of, Julia had a very good match with Harley and got a very good win out of it. Julia still seems to be working the rust off but she can definitely find her way back to a title. If it’s Mercedes Mone still as TBS Champion, Julia isn’t winning. And even then, whoever beats Mone isn’t losing to Julia… Toni Storm had a good promo with Schiavone, especially the subtle way she stopped Schiavone from bringing up her past with Mariah. Whether this is a delusion or a deception, that will surely come to a head next week when Toni and Mariah meet face to face. I am really going to enjoy the moment Toni finally says, “How DARE you!” again.

Very good tag match of Murder Machines VS Top Flight, but of course Archer & Cage were going to win. They need their own momentum, for starters, and also they’re just massive. Depending on how the tag title match goes, I could see the Murder Machines going after Private Party, or even stepping to the Hurt Syndicate to make that the next phase of the Don Callis Family story. Ospreay had a good promo to bring up that feud, and I would think Ospreay’s chat with Omega next week is to make an alliance so that they can take on The Don Callis Family. Then as I said on Wednesday, we can get Ospreay & Omega VS Murder Machines first, then Ospreay & Omega VS Kyle & Konosuke after that.

Hangman VS Daniels was an awesome Texas Death Match, just a little bit short of the matches Hangman has had with Swerve. But even so, Daniels looked awesome, even with how he was bleeding and beat up. Hangman wins, of course, and he could go after just about anyone after this. And if this is Daniels’ sendoff as an in-ring competitor, what a way to go out, #ThankYouCD. Speaking of Swerve, he’s of course going to be hunting Ricochet, and the three weeks until Dynamite Atlanta will be some interesting ones. But I feel like they could’ve instead kayfabed that each week is meant to have Ricochet VS Swerve, Ricochet keeps ducking Swerve, and then TK takes an onscreen role to say enough is enough, Ricochet HAS to face Swerve in Atlanta, last warning.

Okada VS Ishii was a great match, and Okada sure hit all his usuals. Okada cheating to get the win is fitting of this Heel persona, but it’s hard to say where he’s going after this. Part of me wonders if Hobbs can step to him given how strong he’s getting to look lately. Good promo from Hobbs & Rated FTRunners, and I do commend Learning Tree for attacking after as a way of trying to win over The Death Riders. It didn’t work out, obviously, as Hobbs gets to look even stronger. Rated FTR and Death Riders brawling out of the building to take themselves out of the equation was smart, too, keeps them from being part of the math once Hobbs “heroically” goes out there and wins it for the Faces. Hobbs VS Okada would be an awesome match, and the promos oughta be fun, too.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/15/25)

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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?

Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
  • Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?

The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.

Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.

Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.

Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!

Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!

Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!

The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!

Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?

 

MVP speaks.

“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”

Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!

Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?

 

“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”

What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.

But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?

 

AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”

That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.

“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!

The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?

The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.

Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!

MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!

Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!

The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!

Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!

Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!

Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall

MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?

 

Jeff Jarrett is here!

Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”

Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”

The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning  MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”

The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.

“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.

The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.

But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.

And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.

And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!

MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?

MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!

Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?

 

Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!

Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?

Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.

Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!

The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!

The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!

Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!

Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!

Winner: Hook, by disqualification

The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!

SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.

Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.

Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.

AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”

Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!

Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.

AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?

Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.

Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!

Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!

Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!

Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.

Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!

Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!

The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!

Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?

The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!

Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)

Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?

The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.

Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!

Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!

Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.

Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!

Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.

Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.

The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!

The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)

Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.

Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.

Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.

Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.

Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.

Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.

And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.

My Score: 8.7/10

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