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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (8/3/24)
A Block, Round 6!

Time to roku ‘n’ roll!
Of all people to lead the G1 Climax’s A Block, it’s EVIL! Will the King of Darkness continue to cheat his opponents until he wins it all?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 8 Man Tag: Konosuke Takeshita & The United Empire VS Hirooki Goto, Tomoaki Honma, Shota Kato & Katsuya Murashima; Konosuke & The United Empire win.
- Boltin Oleg & Toru Yano VS David Finlay & Gedo; Oleg & Yano win.
- El Phantasmo & Jado VS Yuya Uemura & Taka Michinoku; Yuya & Taka win.
- Yota Tsuji & BUSHI VS Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Yota & Bushi win.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Callum Newman VS Jake Lee; Jake wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Great-O-Khan VS EVIL; Khan wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS Gabe Kidd; Naito wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS SANADA; Sanada wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS Zack Sabre Jr; Takagi wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Evil: 5-0, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-1, 8 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-2, 6 points
Shota Umino: 3-2, 6 points
Callum Newman: 2-3, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-3, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 2-3, 4 points
Sanada: 2-3, 4 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-4, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-4, 2 points
Here are the current B Block standings!
David Finlay: 3-2, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-2, 6 points
Henare: 3-2, 6 points
Jeff Cobb: 3-2, 6 points
Yuya Uemura: 3-2, 6 points
Ren Narita: 3-2, 6 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-3, 4 points
Yota Tsuji: 2-3, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-3, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-4, 2 points
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Callum Newman VS Jake Lee!
The Prince of Pace is stuck in the middle of the pack, but better than being at the back. Will Callum even out at 3-3? Or will the Smart Bastard find a way to slow Callum down?
The bell rings and they both rush in! Callum gets around to waistlock. Jake elbows free then snapmares, but Callum avoids the Penalty Kick! Jake avoids the roundhouse and bails out! The fans cheer, and even Jake applauds Callum on that opening exchange. Jake takes his time returning, Callum taunting that he’s in a hurry, let’s get going. The fans rally up, the two reset and circle. They feel things out, and Jake taunts Callum with height and long arms. Jake goes low but Callum kicks the hand away. They knuckle lock and Jake wrenches. Callum wrenches back, but then Jake wrenches back. Callum wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks.
Jake standing switches, but then Callum wrenches out to headlock. Callum brings Jake to the mat, but Jake fights up. They end up on ropes and the ref calls the break. Callum lets off slowly, fakes a chop, then backs off. The fans cheer, but Jake storms up to kick low! Jake whips, Callum ducks ‘n’ dodges to build speed and BOOT! Jake tumbles away and the fans fire up! Jake gets on the apron but Callum BOOTS him again! Callum goes out, goes up, but Jake YANKS Callum down! The height comes in handy there. Jake then pushes Callum through the gap in the railing and pulls him back against the railing!
The ref reprimands and counts, Jake lets go while telling the ref to shut up! Jake drags Callum up but Callum fires forearms! The fans rally, but Jake eggs Callum on. Callum fires more forearms, so Jake kicks low! Jake POSTS Callum, then rolls into the ring. The count starts and Jake waits on Callum. Callum rises slowly, and Jake taunts him to hurry up. Callum stands at 10 of 20, rolls in at 13, and the fans cheer. Jake cravats Callum for a neck wrench, but Callum fights up. Jake keeps Callum from ropes, then pushes him down, to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Jake clamps right on with a chinlock and he grinds Callum down.
The fans rally while Callum endures. Jake pushes Callum down so he can stomp him! The fans rally and Jake smirks. Callum gets up to CHOP! Jake mockingly plays up the pain, and he taunts Callum. Callum CHOPS again, and Jake again plays it up. Callum dares Jake to try then! Jake winds up, to poke Callum in the eye! Jake then whips Callum, but Callum rolls off his back! Jake kicks low, runs, but Callum trips him and DOUBLE STOMPS him! The fans fire up while both men are down. Jake goes to a corner, Callum rolls up to his feet and UPPERCUTS! Then GAMANGIRIS! Snapmare, and PENALTY KICK!
Jake roars as he sits up, so Callum grins. Callum PENALTY KICKS again! Jake rises again, so Callum fakes and KICKS! Then STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Callum grabs the legs. Callum works to turn Jake over but Jake gets a leg free and BOOTS back! Jake TOSSES Callum out, then storms out after him. Jake aims from the apron to PENALTY- NO! Callum blocks the kick, trips Jake up, then goes up and up to ASAI MOONSAULT! Down goes Jake and the fans fire up again! Callum feeds off that energy to fire himself up, and he puts Jake in the ring. Callum aims, runs up, DREAMCAST KICK! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Callum considers his options. Callum drags Jake up, chicken wings the arms, but Jake stomps Callum’s foot! Callum fires a forearm, then whips. Jake reverses to KNEE low! Callum sputters while he’s down on the mat, but the fans rally up again. Jake rises, fakes a kick, and then clamps on a SLEEPER! Jake laughs while he leans on the hold. But Callum endures, fights up, and JAWBREAKERS free! The fans fire up and Callum goes Around the World to DROPKICK! Callum then goes up and up, but Jake avoids the jump! Jake swings, Callum dodges but the CHOP knocks him down!
Callum kips up to ENZIGIRI! Then OSC- CHOKE SLAM!! Jake slam dunks Callum and covers, TWO!! The fans boo Jake but Jake takes aim again. Callum slowly rises as Jake stomps the mat. The fans clap along, Jake clamps on, CHOKE- RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Callum ROUNDHOUSES! HEEL KICKS! Callum runs, into a GIANT KILLING KNEE! Then the FACE BREAK SHOT!! Cover, Jake wins!
Winner: Jake Lee, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Callum earns 0)
The Smart Bastard used Callum’s own speed against him and comes away the winner! Will he find that outside shot to get into the playoffs? Is the Prince of Pace already out of the running?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Great-O-Khan VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!
The Dominator finally got going in this G1 with his win over Jake Lee, but now he runs into the ONLY undefeated 5-0 man in this tournament. Can the KOPW Champion conquer the King of Darkness? Or will he see that Everything is Evil?
Seems Khan is taking a lesson from Tetsuya Naito by taking his time with his entrance attire. But while Evil was patient with Naito, he attacks Khan from behind! The ref reprimands but Evil CLUBS Khan down! The fans boo, the bell rings and Evil taunts Khan. Evil stomps Khan, drags him up, and TOSSES him out of the ring. The fans rally for Khan but Evil stands Khan up, to RAM into the timekeeper! Abe-san goes down again! The fans boo more but Evil gets the mic to tell them all off. Evil even insults Khan before stomping him. Evil CHOKES Khan with the cord and tells him to just give up already!
The ref stops Evil, but then Evil drags Khan up to whip hard into railing! Khan drops to his knees, but Evil brings him out through the gate! They go into the crowd, where Evil BOWLS Khan into chairs! A strike for sure, and then Evil CHOKES Khan with one of the chairs! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Evil tells them all to shut up. Evil leaves Khan behind and goes to the ring. Khan coughs and sputters, but the fans rally up behind him. The count begins, Khan crawls his way back. He reaches the aisle at 8 of 20, manages to stand at 11, and he hobbles his way over. Khan makes it to ringside at 14 and slides in at 15.
But Evil distracts the ref while Dick drags Khan back out! The ref didn’t know Khan was in, so the count continues from 16! Khan rises at 18 and slides in at 19! Evil is still annoyed by a bad count, but then he grabs his House of Torture shirt. The ref sees that, takes the shirt from him, so Evil uses the TAG ROPE! Evil CHOKES Khan, the ref sees that, and so Evil stops. Khan coughs and sputters more, and Evil swears he has no other items. Cocky cover, TWO! Evil taunts Khan, grabs a leg, and turns him for a HALF CRAB! Khan has the ROPEBREAK right away! Evil holds until the ref counts 4.
Evil paces while Khan clutches his knee. Evil storms up to stomp away on that leg! Khan grabs the ropes but Evil drops an elbow on the knee! The ref reprimands but Evil just paces around. Khan goes to a corner, and Evil CLUBS him down! Evil paces, Khan grits his teeth and CHOPS! Evil kicks Khan, Khan chops again! Evil CLAWS Khan’s eyes! The ref reprimands and counts, Evil lets off to cover, TWO! Evil is annoyed again but the fans rally up. Evil taunts Khan as we pass five minutes, and he stands on Khan’s face. Khan pushes the foot away, but Evil slaps him around now. The fans rally, and Khan stands to ROCK Evil!
Khan ROCKS Evil again, and again! Evil knees low! Evil whips, Khan reverses to BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up while both men are down! The fans rally again as Khan rises, and he nods. Khan drags Evil up, lifts him up, and then runs to RAM Evil into a corner! Then he Mongolian Chops! And Mongolian Chops again! And then feints to UPPERCUT! The fans fire up, and Khan has Evil in a corner! Khan hops up to sit on his throne! The fans cheer as the King of Darkness is being humbled! Khan pulls the arms back, but the ref counts. Khan hops off, then he wrenches Evil to reel him in, fireman’s carry takeover! Cover, TWO!
Khan drags Evil around for an omoplata! But Evil BITES Khan’s leg! The ref reprimands, Evil lets go and Khan hobbles away. Khan stomps Evil for that, then he drags Evil up to whip. Evil reverses, runs in, but he blocks a boot. And another boot! Evil puts Khan in ropes to CLUB and WOE STOMP! The fans rally up while Khan writhes. Evil drags Khan up to FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Evil is annoyed again. Evil talks trash, drags Khan up by his ponytail, then goes to fireman’s carry. Khan fights with elbows, waistlocks and ripcords, SAYANAGI! Both men are down and the fans fire up!
Khan and Evil slowly rise again and the fans rally. Khan brings Evil up but Evil goes to low blow! Khan blocks and traps the arm, INVERTED ARMBAR! Khan digs his elbow into Evil’s head, but Evil grabs the ref! Evil brings the ref down so that Dick can get in! Dick drags Khan away by his ponytail! The fans boo but Evil is still saved. Khan is mad at Dick but Evil TOSSES Khan up and out! Evil then distracts the ref so that Dick can JAM Khan with a chair, and SMACK him down! Khan writhes, the fans boo, but Dick drags Khan up and into the ring. Evil storms over, stomps away on Khan at 10 minutes, then CLUBS him.
Evil has the legs, steps through, and has the SHARPSHOOTER! Khan endures, fights up, and the fans rally as he fights forward! But Evil sits deep on the hold! Khan still fights, and still has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Evil lets go at 4. The fans rally for Khan but Evil storms back over. Evil drags Khan up, fireman’s carries, and DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO! Khan is tougher than that and Evil is furious! The fans fire up, but Evil slashes his throat. Evil drags Khan up, spins him, EVERY- NO, Khan fights with elbows! Evil still tries, but Khan slips free and SLAM DUNKS Evil! The fans fire up while both men are down!
Khan sits up and the fans rally again. Khan drags Evil up, but Dick is on the apron! So Khan DECKS Dick! Evil LARIATS, but Khan blocks! KIMURA!! Evil falls to the mat, Khan puts on all the pressure he can! Khan rips away the tape around the elbow to really torture Evil! Evil fights around, but Khan just puts MORE pressure on! The fans rally as Khan keeps going, and he headscissors Evil’s head, too! Then he shifts to an ARMBAR!! Evil flails, grabs the ref, then Dick DRAGS the ref out! Dick storms in to stomp Khan down! And then, SPOILER CHOKER!! The fans boo as hard as they can as Khan coughs and sputters!
Evil grabs a chair, and he takes aim! Evil JAMS Khan low, then sets Khan up, for MAGIC KILLER!! Dick fetches the ref while Evil covers! TWO!!!! Khan survives and the fans are thunderous! Dick is in disbelief but Evil slashes his throat again! Evil drags Khan up, spins him around, EVERY- NO! ELBOW BREAKER! Khan runs, but Dick SMACKS Khan behind the ref’s back!! Dick drags Khan up as we hit 15 minutes, but Khan DECKS him again! Evil continues to have the ref check his elbow, but Khan powers up to PLANCHA down onto Dick! The fans are thunderous as Khan believes he can fly! Khan’s Monster Rage boils over and the fans fire up again!
Khan goes back to the ring, runs in at Evil, but SURPRISE! No buckle pad!! Khan hits bare buckles, then Evil sends him back in! Evil runs to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous again as Khan survives! Evil vows to end this! EVERY- HITSUJIGOROSHI!! FLATLINER!! And then, ELIMINATOR!!! Cover, KHAN WINS!!!
Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Evil earns 0)
Justice has been served! Khan conquers the King of Darkness for the United Empire! Evil may still lead the block, but he isn’t undefeated anymore! Can Khan play spoiler to a few more playoff hopefuls? Will Evil still take over the Climax?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS Gabe Kidd!
The IWGP World Heavyweight Champion meets the NJPW Strong Openweight Champion at a pivotal point in this tournament. Naito wants to repeat as G1 Champion, but is that about to become an uphill climb? Or can he stay tranquilo against this absolute Mad Man?
The originator of the gag, Naito takes his time with the entrance attire. Gabe decides to let him take that time, because it’s all over after this either way. “I’ll have you pushing up daisies, boy.” Naito puts the pants aside, the bell rings, and the fans rally and duel, “NA-I-TO!” “GABU!” Gabe smirks as he has just as many fans as the top guy, and the two circle. They approach, but then Naito backs away. Naito says chill, and they reset. They approach, but then Naito steps aside. So Gabe CLUBS, SLAPS and HAMMERS away on Naito in the corner! The ref counts, tries to back Gabe off but Gabe pushes him aside!
Gabe stomps a mudhole in, digs his boots in, and says Naito ain’t got ish on him! The ref storms back up but Gabe pushes him aside again! Gabe mocks the LIJ fist bump and then SPITS at Naito! The fans are torn but Gabe drags Naito up to TOSS him out. Gabe then storms out after Naito, whips him hard into railing, then says he’ll take his time with this. Gabe stalks Naito, then whips him into more railing! Gabe Too Sweets David Finlay on English commentary, then goes into the ring. Gabe builds speed, just to mock the tranquilo! Finlay taunts Naito, too, and Gabe goes out to stomp Naito.
Gabe puts Naito in the ring, but then Naito rolls out the side. Gabe mockingly applauds, then goes out again. Gabe CHOPS Naito, follows him around the way, then puts him back in the ring. Naito rolls all the way to the other end, and bails out again. The fans rally, but Gabe pursues and CHOPS! Gabe puts Naito back in, storms up, but Naito fires forearms! Naito HOTSHOTS Gabe, then builds speed, to tranquilo! Naito shows Gabe how it’s done and Gabe gets mad. Gabe runs in, into an atomic drop! Naito turns Gabe, but Gabe pulls hair! Naito still NECKBREAKERS! The fans cheer, Naito covers, ONE!!
Naito stays cool as he drags Gabe back up. Naito cravats for a neck wrench, but Gabe endures. Gabe fires body shots, then he BITES Naito! He is a War Dog, after all! Gabe spits, then whips, but Naito reverses to ELBOW! Gabe says F that, but Naito kicks low, ELBOWS him again, only for Gabe to avoid the dropkick! Gabe scoops and SLAMS, and then leans against ropes. The fans rally up, but Gabe snarls and goes back for Naito. Gabe kicks Naito out of the ring, then opens the gate. Gabe brings Naito out to No Man’s Land, UPPERCUTS him, then pulls apart railing! The Young Lions hurry to move fans aside!
Gabe BOWLS Naito, really only gets a few chairs, but then shouts, “I’M A MAD MAN, Y’KNOW!” Gabe mocks Naito’s posing again, then leaves Naito behind. Gabe looks under the ring, and he brings out some chairs! Gabe storms back over, puts those down, pulls apart even more railing, and he makes quite the pile. Naito storms up but Gabe UPPERCUTS him! Gabe reels Naito in, to suplex Naito, only for Naito to knee free! Naito wrenches, and fires the heavy elbows! Then Naito BOWLS Gabe into chairs! STRIKE! The fans fire up, Young Lions clear the area, and Naito hobbles over to bring Gabe back up.
Naito SMACKS Gabe off a chair! The fans are torn as Naito positions another chair. Naito drags Gabe back up, and he SMACKS him off that chair now! Naito then brings Gabe up to drag him to ringside, using a cravat neck wrench. But Gabe POSTS Naito! And then hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Naito sputters but Gabe sits down to catch his breath. The fans rally, Finlay helps Gabe get water to refresh himself. Gabe then SPITS at Naito, tells him off, and storms back into the ring. Cover, TWO! Gabe pushes Naito down to get in his face. Gabe says Naito’s time is up, and he rains down fists! Naito SPITS at Gabe!
Gabe rains down more fists, but the ref stops him! Gabe SPITS at Naito before he lets off. The fans rally, Gabe waits in a corner. Naito stirs, Gabe says it is time for Naito to give up! LION’S TAMER! Naito endures being bent sideways, fights around, but Gabe shifts to a BOSTON CRAB! We pass 10 minutes but Naito endures! Gabe lets off, drags Naito up, and says he’s dead now! Gabe suplexes, DESTINO!! Naito pulls that one out of nowhere and the fans rally up again! Both men stir, the fans rally harder, and Naito goes to a corner. Naito waits on Gabe, Gabe runs in, but Naito dodges! Naito runs in but Gabe puts him on the apron.
Gabe takes a swing, Naito ducks it and sweeps the legs! Gabe hits buckles, Naito swings to fake the dropkick, and then DROPKICKS anyway! Naito drags Gabe up, goes up the corner, and reels Gabe in, for ESPERANZA! The fans fire up and Naito waits on Gabe again. Naito runs up, into an UPPERCUT! And SAIDO! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives and the fans fire up again! Gabe rises, but then falls back, needed to catch his breath. Gabe sits up cross legged, then he tells Naito he’s just an old rat. The fans rally as Gabe brings Naito up, reels him in, but Naito fights the lift! Gabe DOUBEL CHOPS Naito on the back!
Naito stands to SPIT Gabe! And SLAP Gabe! Gabe SLAPS back, gut wrenches, but Naito RANAS! Naito then atomic drops, and fires heavy elbows! Gabe says F that, but Naito ENZIGIRIS! Gabe comes back, Naito ducks ‘n’ dodges ‘n’ CORRIENDO CRADLE! NAITO WINS!!!
Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Gabe earns 0)
Finlay is just as upset as Gabe is that The Uncontrollable Charisma pulled on over on them! Naito relaxes on Japanese commentary’s desk, taunting Gabe to fist bump him. Will the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion still have a spot in the playoffs? Will the Mad Man stay NJPW Strong and find his own way to the Climax?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS SANADA!
The Roughneck is moving up after bringing down Zack Sabre Jr. while the Cold Skull is feeling down after losing to Tetsuya Naito. Will these trends continue as Shota brings the Paradigm Shift? Or will he run right into a Skull End?
Both men take time with their big jackets, then the bell rings. The fans rally, and it sounds pretty even between “SHO~TA!” and “SA-NA-DA!” The two circle, feel things out, then tie up. Shota wrenches to wristlock, but Sanada moves around. Shota keeps him from ropes so Sanada knees free and wrenches back. Shota rolls, wrenches and wristlocks again. Shota shifts to a top wristlock, brings Sanada to a knee, then hammerlocks. Shota spins Sanada to a headlock and takeover, but Sanada headscissors. Shota kips free, but Sanada blocks his kick! Sanada trips Shota but Shota fights off Paradise! Shota scoops to DROP Sanada, then runs to SHOTGUN!
The fans fire up with Shota while Sanada flounders. Shota stomps Sanada, stomps him again, then brings Sanada up. Shota clamps on a cravat neck wrench, but Sanada endures. Shota CLUBS Sanada, whips him to ropes, but Sanada KICKS back! Sanada then DUMPS Shota out, and goes out after him. Sanada whips Shota hard into railing! Shota slumps down but Sanada storms up again. Sanada stands Shota up to CLUB him, then he brings Shota around to fireman’s carry. SNAKE EYES off railing! Shota sputters as he drops to his knees and the fans rally up. Sanada takes his time coming back for Shota, to then stand Shota up.
Sanada puts Shota in the ring, clamps on a chinlock, and he leans on the hold. Shota endures, so Sanada pushes him down for an elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Sanada stands Shota up again, to CLUB him on the neck. Sanada whips corner to corner, runs up, and ELBOWS Shota! Shota staggers, Sanada brings him in, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Shota stays in this but Sanada stays on him with another chinlock. The fans rally as Shota endures, and Shota fights up. Shota fires body shots, but Sanada CLUBS him again! And CLUBS him again! Sanada CLUBS Shota a third time, runs, but into a DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down!
Shota and Sanada stir as we pass five minutes. The fans rally, Shota stands, and he goes corner to corner to UPPERCUT Sanada! FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Shota stays cool. Shota brings Sanada up, clinches, but Sanada fights the lift! Sanada fires elbows, Shota staggers, but Sanada whips him. Shota holds ropes to stop, then he drop toeholds Sanada onto ropes! Shota slingshots, APRON DDT! Sanada flops down and the fans fire up with Shota! Shota storms over to Sanada, drags him up, and puts him in the ring. The fans applaud and Shota climbs up a corner! MISSILE DROPKICK!
Shota drags Sanada up to EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Sanada’s tougher than that, being a former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, but Shota stays on him. Shota dragon sleepers, but Sanada fights that. Shota waistlocks, Sanada switches, but Shota fires an elbow! Shota runs, but Sanada hurdles, hurdles and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up again while Shota bails out. Sanada hurries to PLANCHA Shota down! The fans cheer and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans oblige, and Sanada brings Shota up. Sanada puts Shota in, the fans cheer, and Sanada brings Shota up, for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO!
Sanada stays cool and the fans rally again. Sanada clamps onto Shota with the dragon sleeper! But Shota arm-drags free! Shota runs up, but into a BOOT! Sanada QUEBRADA, and dragon sleeper! SKULL END! Sanada pulls on the hold, Shota starts to fade, but he throws hands! Shota then spins things around, TEST DRIVE! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Shota aims from a corner, Sanada rises, and Shota runs in, but into a dropkick to the legs! Sanada swings, but into a dragon sleeper! TRIDENT! Cover, TWO! Shota fires up and he aims from a corner. Sanada rises at 10 minutes, and Shota runs in, but Sanada dodges Ignition!
But then Shota dodges the Shining Wizard! Shota has a leg, STF! Sanada endures, fights around, but Shota pulls on the hold! Sanada still reaches out, claws his way over, but Shota drags him back! STF! Sanada endures all over again! Sanada still fights, powers his way forward, and the fans rally up! Sanada reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Shota lets go in frustration but the fans cheer. Shota drags Sanada up, UPPERCUTS, then stands him back up, for another UPPERCUT! Sanada staggers to a corner, Shota brings him around to UPPERCUT again! Shota reels Sanada in, but Sanada stops the tornado to MAGIC SCREW!
The fans fire up while both men are down again! Sanada kips up and fires up! The fans are with Sanada as he aims from the corner. Shota sits up, into the SHINING WIZARD! Sanada isn’t done, he goes up to ROUNDING BODY PRESS, onto knees! Shota saves himself in time, though perhaps double-edged. The fans rally as Shota shakes out his legs. Shota rises while Sanada crawls to a corner. Shota runs in, to BLINDSIDE KNEE! Then TORNADO DDT! Shota aims again as Sanada rises, and IGNITION! Cover, TWO! Sanada survives but Shota powers up! The fans rally as Shota takes aim again. Sanada sits up, into BLAZE- NO, Sanada ducks!
Shota avoids another Shining Wizard to POP-UP KNEE! ELBOW! ROLLING ELBOW! Sanada roars!! Shota ENZIGIRIS! But Sanada SHINING WIZARDS!! The fans fire up and Sanada drags Shota up, clinches, DEAD- NO, Shota spins Sanada around! Shota underhooks, but Sanada NORTHERN LIGHTS out of it! Bridging cover, TWO and Shota still has the arms! Spin and backslide! TWO!! Shota still holds on, steps over, LA MAGISTROL! TWO!! Pop-up, BEARHUG, and then ELEVATED DEATH RIDER!! Cover, TWO!!! Sanada survives and we pass 15 minutes! The fans are thunderous as Shota roars!
Shota aims from a corner, watches Sanada rise up, and runs in to BLAZE BLADE!! Shota then stands Sanada up, but Sanada suddenly O’Conner Rolls, AND BRIDGES!! SANADA WINS!!
Winner: Sanada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Shota earns 0)
Just as The Roughneck was heating things up, Cold Skull puts him in a deep freeze! Sanada and Shota are both 3-3, but does this victory open the way for one while closing the door on the other? Or do both men still have a chance to enter the playoffs?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS Zack Sabre Jr!
The Rampaging Dragon and the Front Man both want some redemption after losing to the young upstarts, Gabe Kidd and Shota Umino. Will Takagi prove it is his time? Or will ZSJ make him #JustTapOut?
The bell rings and the two run up! Takagi dodges, ZSJ dodges, then ZSJ headlocks. Takagi powers out but ZSJ BOOTS him! Takagi roars, the fans fire up, and Takagi ROCKS ZSJ! Takagi runs to RAM ZSJ, but ZSJ comes back. Takagi dodges the boot to waistlock but ZSJ elbows free. ZSJ runs, and he counters Takagi’s hip toss to clamp on a COBRA TWIST! The fans fire up, Takagi endures, and Takagi powers out! ELBOW! JAB! YUKON- ZSJ catches that arm to wrench and PELE, but Takagi blocks it! Takagi sits ZSJ up to SLIDING- NO, ZSJ avoids the lariat and RAMS Takagi! ZSJ snapmares, but Takagi UP-KICKS! The fans fire up as the two stand off!
Takagi and ZSJ back up to corners to reset. The fans rally and the two circle again. They feel things out, tie up, and ZSJ facelocks. Takagi moves around, ZSJ waistlocks, but Takagi switches. ZSJ wrenches out and wristlocks, then knuckle locks. They go shoulder to shoulder for a Test of Strength, and Takagi has ZSJ on his knees. But ZSJ rolls back to reverse the pressure! Takagi powers up but ZSJ turns him. They again go shoulder to shoulder, Takagi makes ZSJ bridge back. ZSJ kips up, gets under, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! But Takagi CLOBBERS ZSJ! The fans fire up again while ZSJ sits up and Takagi storms over.
Takagi stands ZSJ up, KNEES him against ropes, and KNEES him again. Takagi reels ZSJ in to snap suplex! ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE!! ZSJ is tough but Takagi clamps on a chinlock. The fans rally, Takagi steps over to trap an arm, and he cranks the neck. ZSJ eggs Takagi on so Takagi BELL CLAPS, then clamps on a tighter headlock. ZSJ finds the ROPEBREAK, so Takagi lets off. Takagi then CLUBS ZSJ, reels him in, but ZSJ fights the saido with elbows. Takagi CLUBS ZSJ, runs, but into a BOOT! ZSJ runs, but Takagi blocks the boot! But ZSJ slips free of the dragon screw to NECK TWIST! ZSJ sits Takagi up to basement dropkick!
Takagi rolls away while ZSJ catches his breath. The fans rally while Takagi goes to a corner. ZSJ storms over to Takagi, brings him up, and cravats. Then ZSJ UPPERCUTS Takagi into the corner! ZSJ stands Takagi up, UPPERCUTS again, and then snapmares. ZSJ clamps on a headscissor squeeze! The fans rally, Takagi endures, and he clasps hands to fight. But ZSJ drags Takagi from ropes, squeezes harder, but Takagi has the ROPEBREAK with a foot. ZSJ lets go, the fans rally, and ZSJ brings Takagi up. Takagi fires body shots and forearms at five minutes, but ZSJ clamps on a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK!
Takagi endures, fights, but ZSJ pulls on the hold! Takagi RAMS ZSJ into a corner, gets free, but ZSJ runs up! ELBOW! JAB! But ZSJ jumps on for the GUILLOTINE, only for Takagi to THROW him away! The fans fire up while both men are down again. ZSJ goes to a corner, Takagi rises up, and Takagi runs in. Takagi blocks a boot, LARIATS, and fires up himself! The fans fire up with Takagi as he JABS, CHOPS and repeat! Red Shoes counts, Takagi JABS, JABS and CHOPS! Takagi runs, CLOBBERS ZSJ, but ZSJ is right up! Only for Takagi to scoop, SLAM and SENTON! Takagi then suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO!
Takagi shouts to the fans, “TOKI GA KITA! <The time has come!>” The fans fire up with Takagi and he rises. Takagi sits ZSJ up, for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! The fans chant “OI! OI! OI!” with each shot! Takagi runs, SLIDING- NO, ZSJ rolls through the lariat to trap the arm! And TWIST! Takagi writhes, the fans rally, and ZSJ takes a moment to catch his breath. ZSJ grabs Takagi’s bad arm, and pulls it in a DISARMER! Then he STOMPS the arm! Takagi writhes and goes to ropes, but ZSJ stalks him. ZSJ wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER, and ELBOW BREAKER, and ELBOW- NO, Takagi has a SLEEPER!
ZSJ slips out, he has a SLEEPER! Takagi throws ZSJ off, then catches ZSJ’s uppercut to spin and suplex! ZSJ fights it, so Takagi SWINGING NECKBREAKERS! Takagi taunts Finlay with a Too Sweet before he goes back for ZSJ. The fans rally as Takagi runs in to LARIAT at the corner! Takagi stays fired up and the fans rally with him. Takagi brings ZSJ up, shoutout to Sabu before he puts ZSJ on the top rope. Takagi climbs, but ZSJ bends the fingers! Takagi fires body shots, then fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! The fans rally, Takagi brings ZSJ up to the very top, and SUPER DUPER PLEXES!! The fans fire up while both men are down again!
Takagi crawls his way over, drags ZSJ back up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT! But that was the bad arm! The fans rally, Takagi and ZSJ slowly sit up, and Takagi fires up! “OI! OI! OI!” echoes out again, and Takagi shakes out the arm. Takagi hauls ZSJ up but ZSJ fights the pump handle! ZSJ slips around, Takagi elbows free, but runs into a BOOT! ZSJ KICKS the lariat down! The fans fire up again, but then Takagi hooks ZSJ in the Gory Especial! We pass 10 minutes, ZSJ uses a SLEEPER to get free! Then it’s into the IRON OCTOPUS!! Takagi endures, even as ZSJ has his behind-the-back hold! ZSJ drags Takagi into a GROUND OCTOPUS!
The fans rally, Takagi fights around, reaches out, but ZSJ has both legs! NAPALM DEATH!! Takagi endures, powers free, and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as ZSJ backs away. ZSJ then crawls up, grabs the bad arm, and he SNAPS fingers!! And MORE fingers! Red Shoes reprimands but ZSJ STOMPS the arm! Then he runs to PENALTY KICK! Takagi rolls to his feet! POINT-BLANK PUMPING BOMBER!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Takagi rises, goes to ZSJ, and drags him up. Takagi ROCKS ZSJ, ROCKS him again, and ZSJ staggers away. ZSJ comes back to UPPERCUT!
Takagi ROCKS ZSJ, but ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Takagi ROCKS ZSJ, ZSJ UPPERCUTS again! Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS, but ZSJ UPPERCUTS the arm again and again! But Takagi catches ZSJ’s arm! MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives and the fans fire up again! Takagi roars, the fans are with him, and he drags ZSJ up. Pump handle, but ZSJ fights the lift! ZSJ wrenches, but Takagi RIDGE HANDS again and again! Then he fires boxing elbows! Takagi winds up, but ZSJ UPPERCUTS! ZSJ runs, into a LARIAT! Takagi keeps moving, but ZSJ jumps on! Takagi pushes him back, but ZSJ scoops! ZACK DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous as Takagi survives! ZSJ reaches up to sit up and the fans rally more. ZSJ grabs at Takagi, Takagi fights his hands off, and they stand. Takagi pushes ZSJ, HEADBUTTS him, and ZSJ drops to his knees! Takagi HEADBUTTS again, but ZSJ SLAPS back! And SLAPS again, and again, and again! ZSJ unleashes furious slaps, but Takagi JABS! ZSJ runs, into a HEADBUTT!! Takagi runs, but ZSJ is up, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! ZSJ rebounds to BOOT! Takagi rebounds to PUMPING BOMBER!! Takagi fires up, the fans are thunderous, and Takagi reels ZSJ in, pump handle and torture rack, but ZSJ slips into a SLEEPER!!
Takagi stays on his feet, even with the body scissors, and he BACKPACK SENTONS! But ZSJ clamps back on!! ARMBAR!! Takagi fights around, the fans are thunderous, and Takagi powers up! ZSJ shifts to a TRIANGLE HOLD!! ZSJ squeezes as tight as he can but Takagi still endures! Red Shoes checks, Takagi is fading, and Red Shoes calls- NO, Takagi finds a second wind to tell Red Shoes stop! ZSJ fires elbows but Takagi powers up! DEADLIFT, into the torture rack! LAST OF THE DRAGONS!!! Cover, TAKAGI WINS!!!
Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ZSJ earns 0)
Maybe The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but they do fall! The Front Man is no longer out in front, can he still secure a spot in the playoffs?
As for Takagi, he manages to sit up so that Red Shoes can lift his hand in victory. Takagi still takes a moment to catch his breath before he gets the mic. Takagi apologizes because he’s pretty beat up. But again, a win is a win! That means whether physically or technically, Takagi is the best tonight. And now that Takagi thinks about it, this is the first time NJPW has been in this building. “Yamato Arena” is a pretty good name! The fans cheer that. Yamato is incredibly Japanese. So it doesn’t matter if you’re British, American, or wherever, you aren’t going to beat the Yamato Spirit of this man! The fans cheer that!
Takagi says he’ll say it again, his opponent could be Zack, Sabre, OR Junior, Takagi ain’t losing to ’em! And he’s not done in the G1 yet. “I’m going to run wild right to the top.” The fans cheer again, but Takagi says you’re a little quiet, Osaka. This may be the rice fields of the north, but let’s get more out of them before they’re gone! “Osaka~!” The fans cheer! “Osaka~!!” The fans cheer! “OSAKA~!!” Takagi thanks them for coming today, and that’s all he’s got to say about that! Mic drop from the Rampaging Dragon, will he soar all the way to the top of the heap now? Or is he just one loss away from missing that window?
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Evil: 5-1, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-2, 8 points
Shota Umino: 3-3, 6 points
Shingo Takagi: 3-3, 6 points
Tetsuya Naito: 3-3, 6 points
Sanada: 3-3, 6 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-3, 6 points
Great-O-Khan: 2-4, 4 points
Jake Lee: 2-4, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-4, 4 points
Here are the current B Block standings!
David Finlay: 3-2, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-2, 6 points
Henare: 3-2, 6 points
Jeff Cobb: 3-2, 6 points
Yuya Uemura: 3-2, 6 points
Ren Narita: 3-2, 6 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-3, 4 points
Yota Tsuji: 2-3, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-3, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-4, 2 points
My Thoughts:
Another great night for G1, with still plenty of surprising results. I figured Jake Lee was winning, he is still a big get for NJPW and they can’t dump on him for being a transfer out of NOAH. But then what an awesome thing for Khan to be the guy that finally beats Evil in this run. That will probably be Khan’s one real win, because I don’t see him doing much better in the last three. Callum is next on August 6th, then it’s Sanada and Naito. Callum could give up a loss to Khan, but Khan is more than likely losing to Sanada and Naito. We saw Naito get a great win off Gabe, and Sanada get a great win off Shota, I’m certain Naito and Sanada are going to stay in the mix until the end for some real playoff drama.
Takagi VS ZSJ was awesome stuff, and I’m actually a little surprised Takagi won. ZSJ is a step behind Evil, so there’s still drama going into their match in the very next round. If ZSJ wins, the records are tied but his win puts him over Evil so that ZSJ would go into the playoffs as the one seed and get that coveted first-round-bye. Takagi winning also keeps him in the mix with Naito and Sanada. Takagi beat Naito, and he’s facing Sanada next, Takagi could box them both out of the playoffs if he wins out from here.
My Score: 8.9/10
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IF YA SMELLALALALALALA~…!
As Cody Rhodes teams with Damian Priest & Braun Strowman against Solo Sikoa’s Bloodline, FINALLY, The Rock has come back to SmackDown!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso; Jimmy wins.
- The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & LA Knight; Miz & Melo win.
- Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae w/ Nia Jax; Tiff wins.
- Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez; No Contest.
- WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly; Pretty Deadly wins, by disqualification, and DIY retain the titles.
- Six Man Tag: Cody Rhodes, Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga; changed to…
- Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga; Priest & Braun win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Cody Rhodes talks with Nick Aldis backstage.
They shake hands, but the SmackDown General Manager tells the WWE Champion there’s been a change: Cody’s out of the Six Man Tag match. What? Why would Aldis do that? It is out of Aldis’s hands. Wait, Solo Sikoa shows up to do what he did, but they can’t do the Six Man Tag that they advertised? How is this out of Aldis’s hands? Who do they need to talk to so they can do the match? Aldis says there’s no one either of them can call, if you smell what’s cooking. This is coming from The Final Boss, and The Final Boss wants to see Cody in the ring tonight. What business could The Great One have with The American Nightmare?
Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso!
The Scottish Terminator rubbed it in Big Jim’s face that only one of them is going to Elimination Chamber in Toronto, which Big Jim was able to brush off. But McIntyre harping on how only one Uso is going to WrestleMania was a step too far. These two look to have it out, but is Jimmy just playing into McIntyre’s hands? Or will McIntyre get embarrassed by “the other Uso” this close to that big time match?
Speaking of, Jimmy has a message for Drew as he heads to gorilla. “Everybody know you’re going to Elimination Chamber, right? But Big Jimmy got a question for the Big Easy: Will Drew go onto the Elimination Chamber and win that? Will Drew go onto WrestleMania and win that? Ey, Drew, I think we got an answer for you, Uce. The answer is…” “NO YEET!” Jimmy makes his entrance, the bell rings, and the fans rally behind Jimmy. Jimmy and Drew jaw, and then Drew raises his hands, to say UP YOURS! But Jimmy ROCKS and CHOPS away! Drew puts Jimmy in a corner, Jimmy dodges to CHOP!
Jimmy climbs and he rains down fists! The fans count, Drew dumps Jimmy tot eh apron at 5, but Jimmy GAMANGIRIS! Jimmy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Jimmy hurries to CHOP, then he whips. Drew reverses to send Jimmy to the corner. Jimmy BOOTS back, goes up, and leaps, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders to a corner, Drew runs up to SPLASH and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders again, the ref has Drew hold on, and Jimmy bails out. Drew storms out to get Jimmy and he whips Jimmy HARD into barrier! The fans boo but Drew looms over Jimmy.
The ring count starts, Drew mockingly calls him “Jey,” then puts Jimmy in the ring. Drew says NO MANIA for Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, ROCKS him, then runs up, only for Jimmy to put him on the apron! Drew blocks a superkick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Drew drops, Jimmy DIVES! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! Jimmy grins, goes back to the apron, and then aims. But Drew stops the Penalty Kick to THROW Jimmy down! Drew then has Jimmy in the Reverse Alabama Lift! REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM onto the steel steps! Drew stands on the desk to say “NO YEET!” while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Drew revels in the heat from New Orleans, then he leaves Jimmy behind. The ref checks Jimmy, he’s able to continue, so a ring count starts. Drew paces while Jimmy stirs. Jimmy drags himself up using the desk, then lunges in at 9! Drew is annoyed but he rains down fists! Drew stomps Jimmy, then eggs him on. Jimmy rises as the fans rally, but Drew is right on him in the corner. Drew winds up, but Jimmy counter punches! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And whips, only for Drew to reverses. Jimmy goes up, but Drew KICKS him out of the air! Drew then hauls Jimmy up, snap suplex! Cover, TWO!
Drew says okay, Big Jim. He clamps onto Jimmy with a top wristlock and grinds the arm. Jimmy fights up, fireman’s carries, but Drew elbows free. Drew bumps Jimmy off buckles, then hauls him up to the top rope! Drew CLUBS Jimmy on the back, climbs up, then CLUBS Jimmy more. Jimmy fires elbows and Drew drops back. But Drew runs up to CLUB Jimmy again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Drew CLUBS away on Jimmy again! Jimmy keeps taunting “Jey,” then drags him up. Jimmy fights the back suplex! The fans rally, Jimmy fires hands and a HEADBUTT! Jimmy SMACKS Drew off the post!
Jimmy rises to USO IN THE WIND! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! A standing count starts while both men stir on the mat. They both stand at 5, and Drew swings! Jimmy counter punches, then fires more shots! Mule kick, UPPERCUT, but then Jimmy dodges Drew! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Drew is tougher than that, but Jimmy hurries to a corner. Jimmy aims as Drew goes to the other corner, “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Drew FLYING HEADBUTTS! The Glasgow Kiss stuns Jimmy, and Drew hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Jimmy shows his own toughness, and the fans rally behind him.
Drew paces, then he stalks Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, reels him in, but Jimmy fights the underhooks! Jimmy wrenches, UPPERCUTS, but Drew ROCKS Jimmy back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, Drew HAYMAKERS! Drew whips, Jimmy reverses and Drew ends up on the apron! Drew ROCKS Jimmy first, then climbs the corner! FLYING- SUPERKICK! Jimmy runs to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Drew survives, Jimmy’s spear doesn’t hit quite like The Tribal Chief’s. Jimmy goes to the corner, climbs up, and the fans rally up. USO- NO, Jimmy rolls through as Drew moves! Drew dodges a lariat to NECKBREAKER!
Both men are down, the fans rally, and Drew kips up! Drew scowls as he aims at Jimmy. “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAY- SUPERKICK!! Jimmy hits first! GLASGOW KISS returns! Drew reels Jimmy in, “This is your WrestleMania! This is as close as you get!” Drew shouts Jimmy is nothing, then ROCKS him with forearm after forearm! GLAWSGO KISS! Another Reverse Alabama, but Jimmy victory rolls it! JIMMY WINS!!!
Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall
Drew is furious, but his own ego caught him there! But then Drew CLOBBERS Jimmy! The fans boo Drew being a sore loser, but he puts Jimmy back in the ring! Drew rains down fists, then he DRIBBLES Jimmy off the mat! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drew says that was Jimmy’s Mania Moment! Drew will win the Chamber, he will go to Mania, and he will win there! Jimmy means NOTHING to Drew! Drew puts Jimmy up against the post, then takes aim! The fans boo, but refs and producers rush out here! They swarm Drew to keep him from going after Jimmy again. Drew says fine, fine, then takes his leave.
Producers help Jimmy to his feet, but then Drew BLASTS through the refs! CLAYMORE for Jimmy!! The Scottish Terminator hits his target, then laughs as he actually leaves. Will McIntyre make this his Road to WrestleMania?
A car pulls into the parking lot.
And out steps Solo Sikoa. Solo heads inside, and he finds Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga waiting. Solo tells them that last week with Tama, that was an accident. Jacob says yeah, it’s all good, Uce. But keep it 100: If it wasn’t an accident, Solo wouldn’t be standing here right now. Well, good! Glad to see we’re all on the same page. Solo says he will be in the corner during the match for Jacob & Tama. Uh, no, Solo, no disrespect, but Jacob & Tama have been running things on SmackDown these past couple weeks. So tonight, it’s Jacob & Solo running the play? Yadada mean? Yeah, of course. And that right there, Jacob, is exactly why Solo loves him.
Solo says he’ll be back, he has to talk with Nick Aldis. Solo heads out, but will he really just step right back into place from before he lost the ula fala?
Carmelo Hayes is backstage.
R-Truth calls out to Melo, and says for the first time ever, Truth VS Melo! What’s Truth talking about? Duh, they have a match. No, Truth, Melo knows. But they had a match last week. Truth says he has never met Melo in his life, but they have a tag match tonight. What? No, they don’t. Who even made this match? Him. Truth, they are not going through this H1M who’s on first thing again. Melo is H1M. No, him made the match. The Miz!? Miz says he’s H1M. So now there’s two of you? No no no! Melo is H1M, this is The Miz! Yeah, #MeloDon’tMiz! NO! That’s not a thing! Tonight, they are. Who’s Truth’s partner?
Truth says he’s got a guy. A Louisiana legend! In fact, he just got here, so Truth’s gotta go. Laters. Miz says he has been workshopping this, and the fans love it. Think about it: Melo Don’t Miz! Melo Don’t Miz! And we are…! Melo shakes his head. Truth steps in and says Miz just wants Melo to say, “Awesome.” Miz offers a fist bump, Melo says no. Will Melo wish he had missed tonight’s show? Or will Miz actually help H1M get another win?
Zelina Vega speaks.
“My whole life, people have taken one look at me, and they try to define me. My size has never stopped me before. It never stopped me from becoming tag team champion. Or my personal favorite, the history-making first-time-ever Queen of the Ring. That’s me. Make no mistake about it, I’ve never had it easy. I had to scratch and claw to get anything around here. But this is a fresh start. Because I have something to prove. And my dreams are a lot bigger than your measuring stick. It ain’t over until Zelina Vega says it’s over.”
The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & ???
Miz makes his entrance but Melo kinda steps all over it. So he already missed his cue… But who did Truth find to team with him in the Big Easy? We’ll see, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Truth makes his entrance. “What’s up?” Well, more like who is his partner? He’ll tell us! His tag team partner is a local legend, born and bred right here in New Orleans! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Louisiana Knight! Wait, he means L A Knight! Yes, Louisiana abbreviated is LA, but that’s not… Oh, Truth… Truth gives Knight a Po’ Boy and some Mardi Gras beads, so Knight embraces it. The teams sort out, and Truth calls out him! Does he mean Miz or Melo? Well, Melo says he is H1M, so that’s who starts. The fans cheer on Knight while Truth and Melo tie up. Melo KNEES low, whips, but Truth reverses.
Melo springboards, FADEAWAY JUMPER! Melo makes his free throw, but Truth drop toeholds! Truth headlocks, Melo powers up and out but Truth whips! Melo turns hip toss into lateral press, TWO! Truth has a ghost pin, TWO! Melo trips to cover, ONE! Truth trips to cover, ONE! Melo runs up, Truth does the splits, and then hits a BIG hip toss! The fans fire up, Truth counts, Melo gets up at TWO, but Truth was just goofing. The ref explains to Truth that he is the ref, not Truth! Melo is annoyed, he runs up on Truth, but Truth wrenches him around! Melo pulls hair but Knight tags in. The fans fire up as Knight fires hands!
Knight ROCKS Melo, whips Melo, but Melo reverses! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Knight drags Melo up to tag Truth back in, and Truth ROCKS Melo! Melo staggers, but he refuses to tag! Truth arm-drags Melo, then grinds the arm. Melo insists he’s got this, then arm-drags free. Truth staggers up, he and Melo bump heads! Truth staggers around more, and he tags Miz?! Truth forgot The Awesome Truth isn’t a thing anymore! Again! Melo BLASTS Truth off the apron, the fans boo, but Miz tags himself in! Melo is annoyed, but Miz goes to fetch Truth while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again, and Melo has Truth. Truth ROCKS Melo, but Melo holds onto the wristlock! Truth reaches for Knight, Knight reaches for Truth, but Melo holds on. Truth takes a swing, but into an O’Conner Roll! TWO and Melo BLASTS Knight! Truth rolls Melo up, TWO! Melo kicks low, calls his shot, but Truth suplexes for a STUNNER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Truth and Melo crawl, hot tags to Miz and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Miz! “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Miz reverses, but Knight lEAPING LARIATS! Knight TOSSES Melo in for good measure!
Knight stomps a mudhole into Melo, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” LARIAT for Miz! KNEE for Melo! Knight scoops and POWERSLAMS Miz! Knight keeps running, JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knight stays on Miz as he brings Miz up. Knight ROCKS Miz, then ROCKS him again! Knight whips, Miz grabs the ropes. Miz KICKS, then takes a swing, but into a back suplex! Miz lands out, tag to Melo! Miz ELBOWS Knight, but Knight scoops! Miz tilt-o-whirls through, Melo SUPERKICKS Knight down! cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Melo says he’s got this! Melo waits on Knight, then leaps, but NO 48!
Knight kicks low, but NO B F T! Tag to Truth! Knight ELBOWS Melo, Truth runs in! CENA SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! Truth says it’s time! “YOU CANT SEE ME~!” truth runs for the FIVE KNCUKLE SHUFFLE! Truth then fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Melo shoves, Truth dodges, and Truth hits the LIE DETECTOR! Truth then gets Melo in the S T R-TRUTH! But Miz CLOBBERS Truth! Knight ROCKS Miz, then LARIATS him up and out! Knight then goes out to THROW Miz into barriers! The fans fire up again, but NAKAMURA ATTACKS KNIGHT!
The fans boo, but the sinister samurai then POSTS Knight!! Nakamura slithers away while Melo keeps the ref’s attention! Truth sees Knight is down, Melo runs up, but Truth dodges! Miz tags in, full nelson, and a FIRST 48 FINALE COMBO?!? Cover, Miz & Melo win!!
Winners: The Miz & Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall
Well, what do you know? Nakamura aside, Miz and Melo made it work! Okay, they’re both trying to hog the spotlight, but is there a future for Melo Don’t Miz? Will Knight only have more of a reason to take that title off Nakamura now?
Charlotte Flair speaks.
“The GOAT… doesn’t have to call themselves The GOAT. Now, I have crafted a legacy that no one, I mean no one, can touch. And I’m back.” The Women’s Royal Rumble Winner chose Tiffany Stratton, but will The Queen take back her throne? Or will WWE always be on #TiffyTime? Speaking of…
Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae!
The WWE Women’s Champion may have gotten past Nia Jax, but now she knows Charlotte Flair is waiting for her at WrestleMania, and is going to be teaming with Trish Stratus in Toronto! Will she be in Tiffy Top Shape for that Tiffy Trishy dream match? Or will the Poison Pixie be quite the problem all on her own?
Before the match, Tiff grabs a mic while the fans cheer. Tiffy says, “I know, I know. You know it, you know it, and you know it. Ever since I won this title, everybody’s just been so obsessed with me. And last week, I had Nia Jax beat, until Candice LeRae decided to interfere and help her little meal ticket. And at Elimination Chamber, Trish Stratus and I make sure the Unstoppable Force comes to a definitive end!” The fans cheer that, but Tiff says enough about them. Let’s talk Charlotte Flair. The fans boo that name, but Tiff says Charlotte took her sweet old time, grabbed a chair, grabbed a mic, and she looked down on Tiff.
Charlotte chose Tiff as her WrestleMania opponent. In that moment, Tiff’s dream came true! And as she lied down there and looked up at Charlotte, she realized the rumors are true: No one loves to kick a girl when she’s down quite like Charlotte Flair. So at WrestleMania, Tiff isn’t coming for Charlotte’s legacy; that’s all Charlotte’s. Tiff is coming for the spot Charlotte desires the most: The number one spot as the top girl in the WWE! But here comes Nia & Candice to interrupt. Nia has a mic to tell Tiffy, “I Have to say, this is really cute. Like, it’s really cute that you actually think you were gonna beat me last week.”
Doesn’t Candice think that is cute? Candice says yes, it is so~ cute. And Tiff wouldn’t even be standing there if not for little Trish Stratus~. Exactly! And it’s even cuter that Tiff is out here talking about Charlotte when she wont’ even see WrestleMania! Because after Nia & Candide destroy Tiff at Elimination Chamber, Nia is coming back for her WWE Women’s Championship. Nia & Candice step up to the ring, and Nia says Tiff won’t even see the Grandest Stage of Them All. Tiff tells Nia to just give it up. This title isn’t even hers anymore. And once Tiff beats Candice tonight, Nia won’t have anyone to do her dirty work anymore!
Candice tells Tiffy that while they’re meant have a match right now, she and Nia are feeling impatient. Nia says they should just get rid of Tiff right now! But the ref steps in and says not gonna happen! Tiff VS Candice will, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Candice has Tiffy down with an armlock. Tiff fights up as the fans rally, but Candice wrenches to wristlock. Tiff spins through, goes to ropes, then up the corner to flip and arm-drag! The fans fire up as Tiff rallies on Candice! DROPKICK, and Tiff snarls! Tiff goes to the corner, and Charlotte makes her entrance? The Queen chooses to be fashionably late all so everyone looks at her, including Tiffy. Tiffy handsprings, but Candice dodges! Candice runs up to UPPERCUT, then she snapmares and NECK SNAPPERS! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Candice clamps onto Tiffy with a top wristlock.
The fans “WOO~” as Charlotte now chooses to join commentary. Tiff fights up, has the ROPEBREAK, but Candice CLUBS away on her! Candice backs off, runs up, but Tiff drop toeholds her to ropes! Tiff runs, HIP ATTACKS, and Candice flops back! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays on Candice with a whip, but Candice reverses. Candice CLOBBERS Tiff, covers, TWO! Charlotte corrects Tiffy’s words earlier: Charlotte isn’t the “top girl,” she is THE woman in WWE. Candice HIP DROPS Tiff but the fans rally up. Candice scuffs Tiff, then grinds an arm to drop a knee on the elbow! And another knee drop! Tiff endures and the fans rally up.
Candice keeps on that arm, thrashes it around, but Tiff fights up. Tiff fires body shots, then shoves Candice to Alabama Lift her! Candice sunset flips, Tiff rolls through, TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Tiff is frustrated and Candice bails out. Tiff goes to the apron, goes up the corner, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Candice and Nia, and Tiff almost stuck the landing! The fans fire up with Tiff and she goes into the ring. Tiff points to the WrestleMania sign, and then at Charlotte, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Tiff waits on Candice, Candice slides in, and Tiff stomps her down! Candice bails out, Nia is there to coach her, but Tiff lets the ring count start. Candice gets on the apron, Tiff kicks her, but Candice RAMS Tiff! Candice CLUBS Tiff, has her in the ropes, and hits a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Candice climbs, aims, and leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Candice is frustrated but this is why Tiff’s a champ. The fans rally, but Candice stomps Tiff! Candice scowls at the fans, stalks Tiff, then brings her up. Tiff fires body shots, then she rolls Candice up! TWO, and Candice CLOBBERS Tiff! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO!
Candice escapes to hit a CODE BREAKER! Both women are down, but Candice scowls again as she crawls over to Tiff. Candice rains down fists, Nia tells fans to shut up, and Candice steps on Tiff’s face. Candice huffs ‘n’ puffs, pushes Tiff around, then scuffs her. Tiff rolls Candice up again, TWO! Candice DECKS Tiff! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is stoic on commentary as Candice drags Tiff up and puts her in a corner. Candice fires hands, then backs off. Candice runs up to ROCK Tiff again! Candice then runs, but Tiff dodges! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Tiff rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans fire up, Tiff handsprings, BACK ELBOW!
Tiff then reels Candice in for a SKY HIGH! High stack, TWO! The fans rally for Tiff, Nia coaches Candice, but Charlotte still seems nonplussed. Tiff and Candice rise, and Candice runs up. Candice puts Tiff on the apron, but Tiff ROCKS her! Tiff bumps Candice off buckles, then goes up, but Candice ROCKS her back! Candice climbs up, and she fires hands on Tiff! Tiff fights the suplex! Tiff DECKS Candice, then adjusts position, to SANTON- FLOP! Candice ghost pins, TWO!! Tiff escapes, but Candice hits the step-up SENTON! And then a LIONSAUL FLOP! Tiff hurries to fireman’s carry, ROLLING SENTON! And then PRETTIEST MOON- NO, Nia drags Candice out of the ring!
The fans boo, Nia tells them to shut up, but Tiff is on the apron! Nia swings, Tiff cartwheels over, and then she DROPKICKS Nia! Tiff Alabama Lifts Candice, to ALABAMA SLAM her into barriers! Tiff stares down Charlotte, tells her just wait for Mania, then she puts Candice in the ring. Tiff goes to the corner, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!
Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall
Charlotte gives moderate applause, but Nia CLOBBERS Tiff from behind! The fans boo, but Nia just drags Tiff to a corner. Nia goes up, but wait! Trish is here!! The fans fire up for the legend as she rushes into the ring! Trish avoids a haymaker to CHICK KICK! Then THESZ PRESS for Candice! And then a SPINEBUSTER! Trish helps Tiff to her feet, but Nia grabs them both! Trish fires fast hands on Nia! Candice CHOP BLOCKS Trish! Tiff is still dazed, Nia HEADBUTTS her back down! Nia & Candice mug Trish, and then Nia HEADBUTTS Trish! Trish & Tiff are side by side, and Nia drags them into the drop zone! A-NIA-LATOR!!
The fans boo but there’s nothing can be done! Nia grins as she helps Candice away, will these two trash Trish & Tiff in Toronto? Charlotte steps into the ring, stands over Tiff, and points to the WrestleMania sign. Will The Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie unwittingly do the dirty work of The Queen of Flair?
Cody talks with Damian Priest backstage.
Priest asks why Cody’s boy, The Rock, is here tonight. Cody says given the time of year, his guess is as good as anyone’s. But tonight will surely be eventful. Cody congratulates Priest on entering the Elimination Chamber. Priest says what’s wild is, last year, they both walked out as champions. What sucks is that this year, only one of them can. Now, Priest is man enough and he respects Cody to say that after Chamber, he’s coming for that title. Cody says he wouldn’t have it any other way. Cody heads out, but what business does The Rock have tonight?
Braun Strowman steps in, and he tells Priest that congrats on winning, and good luck in the Chamber. But let’s be honest, Braun had Jacob dead to rights last week. If not for Solo Sikoa, things would look a lot different next week. Priest chuckles and says take it easy, he’s sounding like Drew with the excuses. But it is what it is, Priest just beat Braun to the punch. But that was last week. Tonight, Solo and Jacob, two of the baddest men in the business. Priest & Braun handling business? Oh, they’re handling business. The only business Braun cares about is getting his hands on those two. Priest says Braun definitely will.
Braun heads out, will the Monster of All Monsters and the Archer of Infamy make sure Solo & Jacob #GetTheseHands? Or will the rogues run roughshod all over SmackDown once again?
Backstage interview with Naomi & Bianca Belair.
Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions and brings up last week’s SmackDown, the security footage led us to believe Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez were the ones behind Jade Cargill’s attack. Now, hold on, Saxton. They don’t think, Naomi knows they were. Fair enough. But this Monday, they can get their revenge when they defend the tag titles against Liv & Raquel. How ready are they for this match? Bianca says so ready! They have been waiting for months for an update. Jade has been recovering, she hasn’t been able to call or text, so the GlowEST took matters into their own hands to get revenge.
Bianca & Naomi will handle Liv & Raquel, then move on to Elimination Chamber, where one of them is gonna win to face Rhea at WrestleMania. Not only will you #FeelTheGlowEST on Monday, but Liv feels it tonight! #Let’sGLOW! The champs head out, but will they clear their Road to WrestleMania of any other distractions?
Alexa Bliss speaks.
“When I was away, there was a lot of… change that happened in me. But when I look around, I see this place is still the same. The names and faces may be different, but the desperation and insecurity remains the same. You’ll see Toronto when I turn the Elimination Chamber into something of a playground of my own. I know the Chamber. I love the Chamber. I’ve won the Chamber. And for the other five women, it’s gonna be a Hell like they’ve never experienced before. Need I remind you, this is my division, and I am in charge.” Bliss smiles and says, “See you soon.” The film comes off the reel, but will things get twisted in Toronto?
Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez!
The Big Easy is all about having fun, and they’re fired up for Naomi’s entrance. But wait! Liv & Raquel don’t wait, they attack Bianca & Naomi while the lights are still down! They mug Naomi, but Bianca drags Liv out of the ring! Then Bianca storms in to fire off on Raquel! The fans fire up, but Liv returns to CHOP BLOCK Bianca! Raquel hauls Bianca up for a TEJANA BOMB!! Naomi runs up, fires more hands, but Liv brings Naomi around. Naomi fires hands on her, but Raquel throws her down! Liv runs up, OBLIVION!
Liv & Raquel stand tall, the refs rush out here, but clearly the singles match isn’t happening. Will we be getting something even meaner and nastier between these four on Monday?
The Rock arrives!
His truck pulls into the parking lot, but we’ll see him in the ring, after the break!
SmackDown returns and…
Aldis is chewing out Liv & Raquel for the attack. He doesn’t know what they get away with on Raw, but they can’t pull that crap here. Now get the hell out of his building. Liv & Raquel just laugh that off, but then Chelsea Green & Piper Niven walk in. Chelsea says have no fear, Chelsea & Piper are here to sub in for Bianca and Naomi at Elimination Chamber. Aldis sighs, and says they’re not missing the Chamber. What? But Chelsea had an outfit picked out! This is a travesty to not have the greatest Canadian export since maple syrup on a Canadian PLE! Does he know who she is? The first-ever, longest reigning, tallest, shortest, prettiest, richest, tannest, sparkliest, oldest, youngest Women’s US Champion! Piper asks what this is aboot, eh?
Aldis says this is them testing his patience. They need to pack their gear and whatever else they want, because they’ll be in action next week on SmackDown in Toronto. And oh, it’ll be a good one. Wait, they need more details! At least an e-calendar notification? Aldis is leaving Chelsea in the dark on what’s coming, will she absolutely hate it?
The Rock heads to the ring!
Wait, what is this New Orleans related remix? The Final Boss steps out on stage, he shows those goosebumps, then continues down the ramp, shaking hands with fans. The Rock hits his signature pose on the corner, but then takes the long way around to pick up a fan’s phone for them before going back into the ring. The fans all cheer for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” and he grabs himself a mic. He waits as the fans continue to chant his name, and then he says, “Ahh, you feel it, don’t you? You feel it. The Rock has got chills up and down his body because you know, on a Friday night, for the Final Boss to get inside his bird and fly all the way here, you know that I’m dropping some ish on you tonight!”
The fans fire up and The Rock smiles. Rock says, “Let’s get this show on the road.” The fans anticipate what’s coming but he says hold on, he’ll do it. “FINALLY! The Rock has come back…” “TO NEW ORLEANS~!” Rock smiles, and he adds, FINALLY, WrestleMania is coming back to New Orleans!! The fans are thunderous to hear that! WrestleMania 30, WrestleMania 34, and now WrestleMania 42!? Yes, next year, 2026, LIVE from the Superdome! One of the greatest cities on Earth in New Orleans, Louisiana! The pyro goes off to commemorate the occasion, and the logo is already on the tron! Rock smiles at that, then he smiles at the WrestleMania 41 Vegas logo.
The fans are losing their minds, as we now know April 11th and 12th, 2026, the Big Easy has the Grandest Stage of Them All. Rock says you damn right holy ish! Oh when the saints go marching in…! Oh how I’d love… Wait, no, this ain’t singalong with The Final Boss! Sit there, shut up, and let The Final Boss sing the song! The fans are torn, but Rock says he sings! Oh how I’d love, to be in that number~! Oh when the saints go marching in~! Okay, that’s good enough. You got him, that was a great duet. The Rock is singing with the largest collection of STD’d trailer trash he has ever seen! The fans can’t believe Rock would do that to them!
Rock says now, dropping this news wasn’t the only gift he was going to drop on us. The Final Boss came here to call somebody out. The Rock will call out a man who he respects, who he admires, and who we all admire. That man is our WWE Champion, the one and only, Cody Rhodes. The fans cheer as The American Nightmare makes his entrance! They sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” and we get Cody’s pyro before he goes to the ring. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and round of pyro, then he steps inside to join The Rock. The fans cheer Cody on, so he holds up the title and the fans cheer even more.
Cody grabs a mic, but Rock says, “That feels good, doesn’t it? I mean, that’s gotta feel amazing, right? They love you, man.” Cody tells NOLA, “I love you, too.” Rock says this is crazy. Pretty much no one knows this, but since after WrestleMania last year, they’ve actually become good friends. No, it’s true, they have. Last time they were together was the Raw Netflix debut. Rock gave Cody his flowers, told Cody he has carried the company like the incredible champion that he is, so thank you, Cody. Rock meant it, and that night, they went to the back, drank tequila for two hours and had a great ol’ time.
They chopped it up, had a blast, but Rock wants to call Cody out here for something important. Here’s the thing… The fans get a bit rowdy as they wait, and Rock says Cody is a great champion. A great WWE Champion. Cody knows that. Again, they’ve become good friends, so over the months, they’ve texted. Even their moms became good friends! Look! Mama Johnson & Mama Rhodes together after WrestleMania 40! It is a pleasure becoming Cody’s friend. But Rock wanted this face to face to tell him a few things. One: Cody has been a great champion, but he needs to understand. Yes, The Rock, The Final Boss, is on the Board of TKO. And TKO owns WWE.
The Rock is the Director of the Board of TKO. Don’t boo that! The Rock’s good friend, Ari Emanuel, who owns everything Endeavor, The Rock joked with Ari, “Can you believe that you own The WWE?” Ari says he doesn’t own the WWE, The Rock does. Rock said no, no, he doesn’t know if he owns the WWE. But The Rock knows he is the most powerful… Cody, you are a great champion. But Rock wants Cody to be something more. Rock wants Cody to be something more than just our champion. Rock wants Cody to be his champion. The fans don’t like where that’s going.
Cody says he did not expect them to become friends, nor their moms to become friends, nor the tequila. Cody didn’t have that on his bingo card. But becoming The Rock’s champion? The Rock of all people should know, Cody is the people’s champion. The fans cheer Cody more, and Rock says yes! Cody is their champion! Of course! The Rock is also The People’s Champion, he loves that about Cody. This is their universe, they were both born into this business. But Rock means something even bigger than just this. Rock knows Cody’s goal is to bring as much joy and happiness to everyone around the world, as many as possible.
The fans cheer, and Rock says that’s Cody. Cody is that guy, and everyone knows it. Cody is on social media, Instagram, millions of followers. Millions, and millions! The Rock has half a BILLION. That’s not a flex. But The Rock is the most followed American man in the world, that’s what he wants for Cody. Rock wants Cody to be even higher. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, he will open doors to possibilities Cody never even imagined. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, every dream he has ever had can come true. Every dream of Brandi’s, of their daughter’s. Think about how Rock brought them to the premiere of Moana 2, in Hawaii.
Thank you, by the way, for making that cross a BILLION dollars, fans, Rock loves you. Rock has met the Rhodes family, they’re amazing. But imagine it: Cody’s daughter’s children, their dreams, long after Rock and Cody are gone, all those dreams can come true. Rock just needs Cody to be his champion. The fans say don’t do it! Rock tells Cody to just think about it, though. Rock is a very lucky man, he has it all. Cody also has it all. They’re very fortunate. They’re Mama’s Boys, they’re Girl Dads, they’re lucky men. Fans say don’t do it, Rock tells them to shut up or he’ll slap the syphilis off their face! Rock is trying to have a moment here, shut your mouths!
The one thing that Rock has never had, that he wants more than anything, is a brother. And that is what Cody can be. Last year, WrestleMania, Rock’s goal was to face his cousin, Roman Reigns, for the title. Cody knows, the fans know. Rock talked with his friend, HHH. He talked with Nick Khan, who is his friend. They are also Cody’s friends. Rock knew it wasn’t in the plans, but they talked about moving Cody aside to make what was best for business: Rock VS Roman, WrestleMania 40! What’d Cody do? Cody pitched a b*tch fit! Cody told The Rock he ain’t doing it, and he stood up to The Rock. And y’know what else? Cody SLAPPED Rock!
No one does that and gets away with it. But that is why Cody is special. That is why Cody should be Rock’s Champion. And that is why Rock will take Cody from where he is to a level so far above. Rock will make sure every dream, every desire, for generations to come, it all comes true. Rock’s dad, Cody’s dad, Soul Man & American Dream, they are looking down right now. They were friends, Cody and Rock are friends, Cody should be Rock’s Champion. He doesn’t need to answer Rock tonight. He can think about it, talk with his wife and daughter, as will The Rock. Then Cody can think about it. Meet Rock in Toronto on March 1st to give him the answer.
Fans still say don’t do it, but Rock says it is okay. Before he leaves, this has been an amazing night, this is a hot crowd, thank you all very much. But before he leaves, Rock wants us to know this: The one thing Rock wants more than anything in this world… is that. Wait, the title? Cody’s title? The fans’ title? This is all this is about? No no no no! Brother… Rock doesn’t want the title. He wants Cody’s soul. The fans duel, “NO! NO! NO!” “SELL YOUR SOUL!” Rock pats Cody on the cheek and says see you in Toronto. The Rock leaves, giving Cody a lot to think about. Rock does give one last glance back at Cody, then smirks.
What will The American Nightmare choose: His integrity? Or his aspirations?
WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly!
Did Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano got these titles thanks to Kit Wilson & Elton Prince? #YESBOY! Did they survive a couple title defenses thanks to Kit & Elton? #YESBOY! But when Pretty Deadly needed DIY, was DIY there for them? #NOBOY! So now, Kit & Elton are looking to give Ciampa & Gargano their comeuppance! Will we finally get another #SidePlateCheck? Or will Ciampa & Gargano remember for themselves, that if you wanna be champions, you gotta do it yourself?
But as DIY make their entrance, they have mics, and Johnny Wrestling tells NOLA, “Give it up one time for your TWO-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions…! The BTTITW (Best Tag Team In The World), D I Y~!” The fans boo instead. Ciampa says there is no denying that tonight has been electrifying. Gargano says this is a hot crowd. But please, if we could be somber for a second. Guys, this is serious. Two weeks ago, Pretty Deadly embarrassed DIY, and now reluctantly, DIY will return that favor by crushing their hopes and dreams of ever becoming WWE Tag Team Champions. So please, let us all rise to our feet… Yes, you in the LSU jersey, stand up.
Ciampa thanks Wade Barrett, and asks for everyone to remove their hands and bow their heads for a moment of silence for Pretty Deadly, beginning… now. The fans boo instead! And then Pretty Deadly make their entrance! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really needed who in this broken relationship!
But then DIY jumps Pretty Deadly! The ref reprimands, DIY whip but Pretty Deadly reverses! DOUBLE DORPKICKS! Then DOUBLE LARIATS send DIY up and out! The disco ball hasn’t even stopped spinning! The fans cheer while DIY throw a fit! They regroup, cool down, and go back to the ring. Gargano distracts Elton, Ciampa CLOBBERS him, and the bell rings. But Elton fires hands on Ciampa! Elton whips, Ciampa reverses and he pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Ciampa throws Elton to the apron and KNEES him down! Tag to Gargano and he aims, SUPERKICK! Elton goes down in a heap, DIY cheers themselves on, and SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns, Gargano tags in, and DIY hits the BACK SUPLEX BOMBO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Elton stays in this but Gargano tags Ciampa back in. Gargano sends Ciampa in, but Elton ELBOWS him away! Gargano runs in, but Elton puts him on the apron! Gargano goes after Kit, but Kit blocks the kick! Kit BOOTS Gargano down, but then Ciampa BOOTS Kit! Elton dodges Ciampa to come back, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Elton and Ciampa are down, sputtering and writhing, and the fans rally up. Elton crawls, Kit rises, hot tags to Kit and Gargano! Kit rallies on DIY with big forearms! Kit whips, Gargano reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS!
Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa in a corner, then LARIATS! Kit runs to LARIAT Gargano! Kit pushes Gargano down, kicks him and hits a TWIST- NO, Gargano slips through to ROCK Kit! Kit yoyos, DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up, Kit tags Elton! They get Gargano up, but Gargano BOOTS Elton! Gargano ELBOWS Kit away, then runs up on Elton! Elton dodges, then gives Kit the boost, DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Gargano survives but Ciampa is in! Elton fireman’s carries Ciampa, but Ciampa slips free! Ciampa whips, Elton reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa! Elton shows off his strength with the GOTCH LIFT PLEX!
Tag to Kit, but IN COME THE PROFITS! Ford SHOVES Kit down, Dawkins mugs him!!
Winners: Pretty Deadly, by disqualification; DIY retain the titles
Not again! Just like they did Motor City Machine Guns, The Profits make sure no one else takes these titles off DIY! URENAGE from Ford to Elton! Dawkins keeps hammering away on Kit, and then Ford POSTS Elton! Dawkins fireman’s carries Kit, to POST him, too! Looking like the All Mighty with that one! Gargano fires forearms in return, but ends up int he POUNCE GERMAN SUPLEX! Then Ciampa runs up into a FLAPJACK! Ford goes up top, then flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! Direct hit on Ciampa! But wait! MCMG rushes out here, wanting their payback! The Profits brawl with MCMG, but Ford TOSSES Shelley to the apron!
Ford runs up, Shelley goes to kick, but Ford blocks it! Ford LARIATS Shelley down, Dawkins hits Sabin with THE BIG ENDING! The fans are torn as Dawkins whips Sabin, Profits get him for the REVELATION!! And if there’s been any revelation, it is that Ford & Dawkins don’t just want the smoke, they want to burn down the tag division to get it! Will nothing stop them once they’re back in action?
Kevin Owens speaks.
“You got what you wanted, huh? You got your match. You couldn’t, uh… You couldn’t just take the punishment that you deserved, that I’d already given you, and let it go. No, you… You wanted me and you to go again. You wanted to fight me, you want to hurt me, you want to end my career, which would hurt my family, by the way. Which is truly despicable. But what about your family, Sami? Huh? Have you thought of them? What about your family, huh?” Kevin reveals he is right outside the Zayn home! Kevin peers inside to watch Sami, his wife, and his son!
Kevin asks Sami via the video if Sami knows what he’s about to put them through, when they have to watch Kevin end Sami’s career. And what happens then, eh? When Sami can’t provide for them, and everything they have, like this nice house, the shelter, the security, the peace they have, when it’s all gone? And why? What for? Because Sami’s too proud? Because Sami’s selfish? Sami IS selfish. Because Sami is making Kevin do this to Sami’s family. Kevin will never forgive Sami for that. He’ll see Sami in Toronto. “But remember… You asked for this. It’s all your fault.” As if Kevin’s delusions aren’t already grand, will he continue to blame everyone else but himself?
Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga!
Elimination Chamber is on the horizon, and the Road to WrestleMania makes for strange bedfellows. Priest, Braun and Jacob were fighting each other just last week, but Solo’s return really threw things for a loop. Can Priest & Braun give Solo and the Samoan Werewolf their punishment? Or will everything (not) be fine in Solo’s Bloodline?
SmackDown returns as #OneBigSOB makes his entrance. As Solo, Jacob & Tama head to gorilla, we hear from Solo. “Tonight, we handle business. And it starts with Braun Strowman & Damian-” Jacob interrupts with, “Man, c’mon, DP! C’mon, Braun! I thought we did this! So tonight, we about to even up the score. If you ain’t know, I’m all gas, no brakes with it! See, since we touched the scene, we been dropping bodies like bread crumbs! Yadada mean!? FA-TUUU~! Hit my music!” The rogues enter to Jacob’s theme, is this alone proof he’s the new alpha? Or will the match be the last nail in that coffin?
The teams sort out, but Jacob stares down both Priest and Braun. NOLA seems to acknowledge Jacob, but Solo convinces him to stand down. Solo starts against Priest, the bell rings, and the two tie up. They go around, Priest powers Solo back, but Solo powers Priest back. They break, stare down, and Solo talks some trash. Solo shoves Priest, Priest shoves back. They circle again, tie up, and Priest puts Solo in a corner. The ref counts, Priest lets off at 4, but Solo stomps Priest’s foot! Solo throws hands, then a HEADBUTT! Priest staggers, but then he ROCKS Solo! And ROCKS him! And HEADBUTTS! That was a mistake!
Solo shakes his head to HEADBUTT Priest! Priest goes to a corner, Solo throws haymakers and body shots on repeat! The ref counts, Solo lets off and says see? Solo and Jacob as one! But Priest THROWS Solo to the corner to fire off haymakers of his own! Priest ROCKS Solo, the fans fire up, and Priest whips., Solo reverses to UPPERCUT! Solo talks smack but Priest ROCKS him again! Tag to Braun and the fans fire up! Braun stares Jacob down, tells him to shove it, then runs up to SPLASH Solo! Braun stares Jacob down again, goes back for Solo, and hits another LARIAT! Braun scoops, Solo slips free, but Braun runs up!
Solo ELBOWS Braun away, tags to Jacob, and Jacob runs in, but Braun dodges! Braun CROSSBODIES! Jacob is right up, but Braun BOOTS him right back down! Solo runs in but Braun TOSSES him! Priest hurries after Solo, Braun CLOBBERS Jacob! LEAPING LARIAT for Solo! Braun then gets on the track, STROWMAN EXPRESS SMACKS a chair out of Tama’s hand! The Good Bad Guy thought he was being sneaky! But then Jacob CROSSBODIES Braun into the timekeeper’s aera! The fans go wild as Jacob rises up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Jacob hauls Braun up, drags him around the way, HEADBUTTS him, then brings him over to SMACK off the desk! Braun staggers, but he ROCKS Jacob in return! And THROWS Jacob into steel steps! Braun drags Jacob up, puts him in the ring, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Braun! Braun falls into the corner, Jacob HIP ATTACKS! Jacob’s all geeked up, then he tags in Solo. Solo soaks up some heat while Jacob HIP ATTACKS Braun again! Solo puts Braun on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, but Jacob gets a HEADBUTT in! Braun flounders, Solo taunts him and eggs him on, but Braun CHOPS him!
Solo HEADBUTTS Braun right down! Solo rains down fists, then lets off so he can put Braun on the ropes. Solo CHOKES Braun again, stops as the ref counts 4, and Jacob gets another cheap shot in! Solo tags Jacob in, then he HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! Jacob runs to BODY CHECK Braun! Jacob fires up, Braun flounders to ropes, but Jacob rains down fists! Tag to Solo, he soaks up heat from NOLA, then he stomps away on Braun! The ref counts, Solo lets off, then he keeps Braun from Priest by anchoring a leg. Tag to Jacob and Jacob climbs up, FROG SPLASH! Jacob roars while Braun writhes!
Jacob looms over Braun but he glares at Priest. Priest gets heated, but Jacob fires hands on Braun as SmackDown returns to single picture. Braun stands, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him again! Jacob runs for another BODY CHECK! And then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Braun stays in this and he goes to a corner. Jacob snarls, tags Solo in, and the fans boo. Solo runs corner to corner to HIP ATTACK Braun! Solo grins as he copies Jacob’s geeking out. Tag back to Jacob and fans cheer! Jacob aims, runs, and HIP ATTACKS! Jacob keeps going, but Braun BOOTS from below!! The fans fire up while both men stagger to their feet.
Braun SPINEBUSTERS Jacob! Both monsters are down, the fans rally up, and they crawl, hot tags to Solo and Priest! Priest fires hands on Solo, then whips. Solo reverses but Priest SHOUDLER TACKLES Solo! Priest runs to BACK ELBOW! Jacob is back, but Priest dodges to WHEEL KICK! Priest then waits on Solo, but Solo catches Priest! Priest elbows free, but Solo SUPERKICKS! But Priest JUMPING ROUNDHOUSES! Solo comes back, Priest ROCKS him first! Solo swings, but into the FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Priest puts him in a corner. Priest whips corner to corner, then runs, only for Solo to put him on th eapron!
Solo takes as swing, Priest dodges and ROUNDHOUSES! Priest then knuckle locks with Solo, goes up top, and he tightrope walks for some OLD SCHOOL! The fans fire up and Priest powers up the arm! Priest runs, but Solo ducks the Comebacker! Priest fights the fireman’s carry to BELL CLAP, ROUNDHOUSE, and then he reels Solo in! But Tama is on the apron! Priest DECKS Tama, but Jacob HOTSHOTS Priest! Solo hits the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Solo is stunned! Solo snarls, looks to his taped-up thumb, then he drags Priest up. The fans boo but Solo taunts the fans now. SAMOAN- NO! Priest grabs Solo!
But Jacob runs in! Priest ROCKS Jacob, ELBOWS Solo, then he dodges, so Jacob’s SUPERKICK hits Solo! An accident just like last week’s shot to Tama, but Jacob doesn’t seem as upset by it. Priest TOSSES Jacob, then CLOBBERS Solo! STROWMAN EXPRESS CLOBBERS Jacob & Tama!! Priest brings down the straps, the fans are thunderous, and Priest grabs Solo by the neck! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest & Braun win!
Winners: Damian Priest & Braun Strowman, by pinfall
Just as Solo thought it’d be like before, he and Jacob were not on the same page! Priest is rolling towards Elimination Chamber, will this be just what he needs to go back to WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown here, but with some interesting moves after the sudden change in plans with The Rock showing up. Naomi and Bianca had a good promo to hype up what was meant to be a full match of Naomi VS Liv, but word had already come out before the show that things were being cut for time. But at the very least, they did the right thing of making it a brawl that adds heat to the tag title match on Monday. Also, hilarious how Chelsea & Piper thought the beatdown on Bianca & Naomi was so bad that they would need to be pulled from the Chamber. I also can’t wait to see what happens on Toronto SmackDown.
As for The Rock, I do appreciate he used his authority to kayfabe change more things, all so he could have his promo with Cody. I also appreciate Rock blending his different roles and even different sides, both Heel and Face, to A) bring the news of WM42 being in NOLA, and B) recreate the Corporate Champion/People’s Champion story from the Attitude Era. That was some wild stuff he was saying to Cody. I’m sure quite a few people will try and talk with Cody next week in the go-home. Heels will say do it because they’d love to have what Rock can give, Faces will say not because Cody’s better than that. But naturally, Cody is not going to become The Rock’s Champion, causing Rock to turn on him and really up things going into WrestleMania 41 and perhaps even beyond.
Good stuff in the Elimination Chamber related stories. Jimmy VS McIntyre was great stuff to open, and how fitting that McIntyre loses to Jimmy after talking all that trash about Jimmy and Jey being the same. Jey got McIntyre with something quick, Jimmy got McIntyre with something quick, McIntyre’s ego is obviously his weakness. And at the same time, McIntyre of course destroys Jimmy after because that’s his other personality trait. Priest had good promos with Cody and Braun, and we got great stuff from Solo’s Bloodline. Naturally, we got a miscommunication spot to help finish, we’re really close to Solo VS Jacob, I can feel it. Priest & Braun get the win, mostly because Priest isn’t winning in the Chamber when you’ve got Punk and Cena in there.
Very good stuff with Tiffy Time, from the promos leading into the match to Charlotte being ringside just to watch. Nia & Candice of course get the better of Tiff & Trish, because Tiff & Trish are definitely winning the tag match in Toronto. Charlotte just seems to enjoy trolling Tiff with her presence, so Charlotte probably shows up in Toronto to then confront Tiff after the match. I expect the seven weeks after Elimination Chamber to really heat up, as will Charlotte’s involvement, where she’ll get more active verbally and physically. Also, hell, Rock should go full Corporation and have Charlotte be his Corporate Women’s Champion because of how established she is.
Hilarious stuff from Truth tonight, as always. Truth and Melo having their “who’s on first” again was good stuff, and of course Miz gets in on this story, too. Truth & Knight VS “Melo Don’t Miz” was really fun, but yeah, should’ve figured Nakamura would get involved, too. Melo & Miz making it work could also be really fun, and while Knight VS Nakamura is a rehash, I really hope they find a way to up things. It feels like we’re getting the same with the tag titles as Profits “ruined” that great tag match from DIY and Pretty Deadly, then brawled with MCMG to still come out on top. Last year had a ladder tag title match, so why not do one for these titles this year?
Speaking of escalating, Kevin filming a promo outside Sami’s house was some really well done stuff, as expected of someone as good as Kevin and in such a story as him and Sami. Their match should main event, it needs time to breathe, as it could be just as, if not more violent, than the Chamber matches. What a powerful closing moment we could have if it’s a bloody Kevin and Sami, and one of them is standing over the other, triumphant yet mournful because it was their best friend in the world that they just brutalized.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA LIVE! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 2.20.2025
So the first live episode got fairly positive praise from everyone; will this continue the trend?

Filming at Full Sail seems to have set the stage nicely this week! Going into a Live episode we got Moose and The Hardy Boyz on NXT, as well as Jordynne Grace’s involvement with Steph and Giulia giving a little shine to TNA happenings since she’s newly WWE.
This episode should be interesting, we finally see Lei Ying Lee (fka Xia Li) back in action, Rascalz take on Tyson and Tyriek, Tessa should be seeing some action as well…so generally interesting happenings for the second Live iMPACT! of 2025. Let’s see how this one goes down!
No matter where @ManceWarner and @stephdelander go, @TheSamiCallihan WILL FIND THEM!
Watch #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/NY8HgI02kY pic.twitter.com/mXz9U7m9PL
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) February 21, 2025
Ratings:
- Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin: Rascalz win via Meteora/Swanton Combo – ***
- Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary: Lei wins via Thunderstruck – **
- NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC: Dango wins via The System help – ** 3/4
- Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore: Masha wins via Requiem – N/A
- Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons: Elijah wins via Tombstone Piledriver – *** 1/4
Results:
Oh yeah, and another Hendry concert is…cut off by a commercial, LOLTNA. First Hendry is cut off by AXSTV’s new Anime Hour bumper, and now Primo and Epico are showing up in TNA. I definitely didn’t have this on my BINGO card. The crowd starts chanting “Where’s Carlito”, which they do acknowledge and play off of well. Oh they’re using their shoot names of Orlando and Eddie now…but before they attack the lights go out and we get another guitar strum! ELIAH/ELIAS/EZEKIEL/EBENERZER/EMERY/EL VAGABUNDO – shows up to back up Hendry. Okay I can apologize away the redundant concert since it played into an Elijah debut. The crowd is immediately popping and chanting “This is Awesome” 10 minutes into the show.
Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin
Treehouse bros take it to the bigger men quickly, a few fast dives, a little MCMG style tandem strikes, Tyson fires and tries to take them out but they Low Bridge him. Tyriek comes in and they try similar things but Tyriek manhandles them both and throws them out of the ring, Trey is the first one back up and Tyriek and Tyson take his damn head off with his Corkscrew Running Euro Upper. Trey finally manages to flip out of the manhandle, tags in Wentz and Wentz goes for the hot and spicy cleaning house spot. Corner to Corner Knee Lifts for both big men, a Rolling Snapmare, into a Superkick for Tyson and Standing Shoot Star on Tyriek but only for two because Wes feints like he’s going to interfere.
Tyson and Tyriek pull off a tandem Assisted Backdrop Driver, but Wentz breaks it up, Tyson gets knocked out, Wentz hits the Tornillo, Wes tries to interfere again after Trey gets perched on the corner buckle but Ace runs around and trips Wes at the last second causing him to faceplant on the apron, Trey hits the Meteora, Wentz hits a Swanton from the other side of the ring and Trey gets the pinfall victory.
It was fast paced, all gas no brakes, but it didn’t overstay its welcome, so it was pretty fun all things considered.
After the match Wes grabs a mic, complains a little but challenges them to a 6 man match as Sacrifice. So we’re THAT’S where we’re getting the expected 3v3.
Fir$t Cla$$ comes out with an entourage of hot chicks and probably influencers or something. The “First Class Penthouse” , Gabby AF, Mafiosa Valentina, and Carolina are apparently known in their own way. Gabby I know was the awful one who did something for Impact a last year and sucked, but she’s part of the Busted Open Network I believe so that’s why she’s around. Two of them look like Noelle Foley and Frank the Clown…oh they actually are. Look at that. I do love KC Navarro as the Hype Man, they have this whole set up of AJ being mad that they haven’t gotten more Tag Title shots, so TNA placated him with his own Piper’s Pit and he’s *pregnant pause* totally happy with that. He says he loved Piper and hated Hogan before it was cool.
This is actually quality content and AJ is cutting a nice promo in this segment. They introduce their first guest, the greatest performer in TNA history, many whole say he’s Phenomenal with a whole lot of style….it’s A-J-Francis.
.@AJFrancis410 is GOING OFF!
Watch #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/NY8HgI02kY pic.twitter.com/kGehtp9iTE
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) February 21, 2025
Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary
Things were slow until Rosemary took her into a corner quickly, hit the Upside Down, and we get a lot of Lei trying to avoid Rosemary’s offense. Rosemary goes for a Spear in the corner and Lei forward rolls, starts connecting with a bunch of right hands, backs Rosemary into the corner, goes for 10 Count Punches, pulls her out, Airplane Spin TKO for only a two count. Rosemary tries As Above So Below, Lei shrugs it off, Rosemary tries to go after Lei anyway and eats Thunderstruck! Lei Ying Lee wins!
After the match Rosemary catches Lei on the ramp and hits the Green mist in the eyes. Match was far too short and so many of Lei’s set up moves look better than her finish. We’ve seen Kofi Kingston do it for years so it’s not bad, just the current Knockouts Division are awful and don’t take the move well.
Eric Young and the jabronis come out, EY cuts a very basic power crazed psycho kind of promo, gets the “What” chants from the crowds. EY is trying to recruit Maclin even though Maclin made his line in the sand last week. EY tries to spin it as maybe he took out Josh FOR Maclin instead of in spite of his trust. This really doesn’t seem interesting at all, but that’s probably because I hate the two Jabronis EY is with.
NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC
I really don’t have any interest in Slater. He’s got no personality beyond “flippy guy with a British accent”.
Dango immediately powders, grabs a chair and goes to swing on him but misses. So Leon is making JDC look dumb by dodging the post chop, using the chair to shield himself from a punch by JDC, and then clapping Dango’s fingers between the chair. So typical System match, look inept for the first few minutes, then take advantage of something to take over. Oh look, Leon takes too long setting up the table, Dango gets in a few pot shots, tries to whip him into the table but Leon leaps over it, and then leaps back over to clobber Dango. Dango is still trying to recover so Leon hits his over the corner post con hilo, and the crowd appreciates it but I’m not interested. Leon panders to the crowd after the big spot and then eats an X-Plex into the chair from Dango.
JDC throws Leon back in, goes for a pinfall that’s only a two and we cut to a commercial. Coming out of the commercial JDC is in control with a Kendo Stick until he isn’t, Leon counters and takes the keno stick, brutalizes Dango a few times then comes off the ropes with the kendo shot for 2. Leon goes for another table, and again, at least the crowd is receptive to this match. Leon sets it up, looks for something off the apron but Dango stops him first until he eats a dropkick to fall onto the table, Leon hits the Swanton 450 through the table on the outside. Does it look cool? Sure. Do I care about dumbass moves? Nope.
Oh thankfully the rest of The System comes out to stop the pinfall, Shield Bomb Leon through the first table, and roll him back in for Dango to win.
The Hardy Boyz come out to try and make the save, but the numbers are against them, so Oba Femi’s music hits! Oba cleans house but doesn’t get his hands on Moose, so they’re at least building the eventual clash between Moose and Oba.
The crowd starts a “Tessa, we comin for you” chant before she even starts talking. Tessa is actually playing off the crowd well, Santino’s music hits and Tessa thinks he’ll help her out with the crowd and Santino calls bullshit basically. Santino says if Tessa doesn’t wrestle next week, she’s fired and Masha’s music hits. Masha decides to step in for Tessa’s enhancement talent match.
Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore
Jobber tries to attack Masha early but Masha stops her, rocks her and Requiem ends the match.
Masha stares down Tessa, and then Cora Jade attacks from behind and hits Jaded.
Ryan Nemeth comes out to his Abyss music remix. What will Mokuba say today? “MYYYY BIIIGG BBRROOOOTTHHHEEEEER” he repeats at least 4 times and it’s hilariously cringe. He announces that Nic will return at Sacrifice, he literally just came out to give a PSA.
Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons
Hendry starts with Eddie, after a brief tie up it seems like Hendry reads the room and points at Elijah and the crowd wants him in. So Joe tags in Elijah, a little back and forth, Shoulder Tackle from Elijah, Rope Walk with Elijah lays out Eddie and a tag to Joe allows for a quick tandem knockdown, but Eddie powders as the Walking and Talking Duo hold the ring going into the final commercial break.
We come back and Hendry is bouncing Orlando off the ropes as he return a strike, but Orlando is obviously losing, eats a Euro Upper, and then gets walked around in the Stalling Suplex for posterity. Eddie tries a sneak attack but gets caught and Sack of Shit, into Kip Up, turn and then Orlando with the ambush! A few quick short cuts and an Irish Whip/Dropkick combo gives the Colons a near fall. Hendry does get locomotion variation cradles, but eats a Dropkick to stop the attempt at momentum. Orlando stays on Joe, but Joe finally starts to fire up as the crowd starts to get behind him. Euro Uppers make some space, but a Snapmare says no.
Eddie gets tagged in and a quick Leg Sweep into a Front Chancery keeps Eddie in control. As Joe tries to get back up, Eddie turns it into a Guillotine, but finally the Suplex counter connects for Hendry! Simultaneous tags! Elijah bulls over Orlando, catches a Leap Frogging Orlando with the Manhattan Drop as Orlando retreats to a corner, Stinger Splash into Spinebuster for two. Elijah tries to keep up the attacks but Orlando finds a few ways to make space, launches himself from the middle rope and eats the Jumping Knee! Eddie breaks up the pinfall, Hendry takes Eddie out and Elijah hits the Tombstone Piledriver for the win!
Overall Score: 6/10
Well there were more live hiccups than the first episode, and this felt both more epic and less epic at the same time. Elijah and the Colons debuting was a nice way to kick things off, Oba Femi showing up for the save was fantastic. There were a few decent matches, but also a lot of really short and rushed matches. Tessa played off the crowd well, but Masha really is useless on the mic. Lei Ying Lee needs to framed stronger, her matches have done nothing to show off her ability. It just proves that the Knockouts don’t know how to sell a kick to the head because they all take it in the shoulder and fall in corny ways.
Viva La Sam could be something fun if the next 3 weeks are just hand cam footage of him being like “I’m Sami Callihan and I’m gonna kick Mance Warner’s ass”, Elegance Clique getting the rematch with a stipulation is nice to see and while I like Fir$t Cla$$, that segment went a little long for a cornball swerve payoff. It’s one thing to placate the Influencer squad especially when we’ve seen Logan Paul and Ishowspeed do so well in WWE…but these are like Z Tier Influencers that no one cares about. These kind of dorks stream on Kick because they aren’t relevant enough for Twitch, not because they chose Kick over it.
So yeah, the low lights were pretty low, and the highs were a little fleeting, but at least they were pretty fun. Not a bad show, just clunky with noticeable issues and Masha shouldn’t be allowed to speak English anymore. She’s such a charisma vacuum when she’s not rambling in Russian.
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