AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (10/23/24)
LADDER WAR!
Talk about escalation…!
Chris Jericho won’t stop disrespecting Dem Boys, so Mark Briscoe will give him one last shot at the ROH World Championship… in a LADDER WAR!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Sammy Guevara VS Shelton Benjamin w/ MVP; Shelton wins.
- Brian Cage & Lance Archer VS The Pillars of Destiny; Cage & Archer win.
- ROH World Championship Ladder War: Mark Briscoe VS Chris Jericho; Jericho wins and becomes the new ROH World Champion.
- Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Kevin Koa, Jaden Monroe & Pirata de la Muerte; The House of Black wins.
- Kamille w/ Mercedes Mone VS Queen Aminata; Kamille wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Elite VS Daniel Garcia & Private Party; Garcia & Private Party win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Jon Moxley speaks.
“The caterpillar doesn’t just get to become a butterfly, no. Those wings ain’t free. The caterpillar eats itself. The caterpillar is preparing by instinct, by nature, to cannibalize itself. Imagine what we could become at AEW if we all had that same instinct. Tonight, AEW Dynamite, just a little piece of someone will be destroyed forever. But it’s for their own good. And for the greater good. Always for the greater good.” From the images shown, it could be Orange Cassidy, Darby Allin, Daniel Garcia, Private Party, Top Flight or The Dark Order. Moxley hops into the back of the truck and it takes off into the desert. Who will the Blackpool Combat Club tear down to build their AEW?
Daniel Garcia, Mark Briscoe, and more wait in the parking lot!
Speaking of those featured in Moxley’s message, they and a few others are all waiting for BCC to arrive. Will Moxley’s maniac crew learn what happens when they try to take what doesn’t belong to them?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
To begin Dynamite in Salt Lake City, let’s welcome in Hangman Adam Page. The fans are torn as the Blackhat Cowboy makes his entrance. Hangman steps into the ring and Schiavone just wants a moment of his time. Hangman loses to Jay White at WrestleDream, only to cost White his match against Christian Cage last week. Where is Hangman’s mind right now? Hangman snatches the mic from Schiavone! The fans boo but Hangman says last week, he took White’s head off! And before that, Hangman nearly took Juice Robinson’s life. And a few weeks ago, Hangman knocked out Austin Gunn so bad that he probably doesn’t remember his brother’s name!
But wait! COLTEN GUNN ATTACKS FROM BEHIND! The brother Hangman didn’t care to mention is now the one raining down hands! The fans fire up but Hangman slips free. Colten pursues out of the ring, to LARIAT Hangman down! The fans fire up with Colten and he runs up again, to LEAP! Hangman dodges and Colten crashes into the timekeeper’s area! Hangman goes around to get Colten, throw him into the side of the ring, then drags him up again. Hangman puts Colten in the ring, stomps him around, and he takes off his belt! Hangman CHOKES Colten, but here comes The Switchblade AND Juice Robinson!
The fans fire up as The Bang Bang Gang save their boy, and then they flank the ring. Hangman swings on White, swings on Juice, but White TACKLES Hangman! The fans fire up but Hangman gets free and retreats! Hangman hobbles a bit, but White asks where he’s going! White’s here where Hangman wants! Hangman can hobble away but he can’t hide! Hangman can’t hide that leg! White knows how much it hurts Hangman that he always has Hangman’s number! White’s 4-1, and if not for Hangman helping Christian, it would be a perfect 5-0!
Hangman can try to cover up his shortcomings with all the blood, barbed wire and fire he wants, it won’t change the fact that when the bell rings, he’ll never be able to measure up to the Switchblade! They haven’t seen the last of each other, and that’s perfect! Go ice up, Hangman, and they’ll see each other real soon. And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya! GUNS UP! Hangman hobbles away to metaphorically lick his wounds, when and where will he Breath with the Switchblade?
Sammy Guevara speaks.
“I’ve been here for the past five years. I take a lot of pride in being called an AEW Original. Because of this place, my life changed for the better. So the best way I know how to repay AEW is to make sure every single time I get in that ring, I give you a moment you’ve never seen before. For me, it’s always the same. But the way I get there needs to be different. The way I realize my destiny is by going against the best. And one of the best just had a hell of a debut last Wednesday on Dynamite.”
MVP & Shelton Benjamin speak.
Montel Vontavious Porter says, “There is always an agenda. There’s no ulterior motive, there is a motive.” The Standard of Excellence says, “We’re not here to make friends. We’re not here to shake hands. We’re here to crack heads, we’re here to make money, we’re all about that business.” MVP says they are merchants of misery. Shelton is exceptionally gifted at hurting people. And when you’re good at something, you never do it for free. So what is the agenda? They’ll take over. As they say, trust the process. They’ve done it before, and they’ll do it again. The Spanish God is about to have the match of his career, will he hold his own with one of the best ever?
Sammy Guevara VS Shelton Benjamin w/ MVP!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two stare down. Shelton and Benjamin circle, tie up, and Shelton knees low! Shelton has the Gotch hold, and he TOSSES Sammy with the single leg suplex! Sammy flounders to ropes, Shelton storms over, and Shelton brings Sammy up. Shelton whips corner to corner hard and Sammy falls to the mat. Shelton storms up on Sammy again, puts him in a corner, but Sammy CHOPS! And fires a forearm, then CHOPS again! Sammy fires more shots but Shelton DECKS him! Shelton fires knees into Sammy, then snap suplexes! MVP says that’s what he’s talking about!
The fans rally but Shelton drags Sammy up again, for a stalling suplex! But Sammy slips to waistlock. Shelton elbows Sammy, runs, but Sammy hurdles, backflips, and DROPKICKS! Sammy kips up so smooth and the fans fire up! Sammy somersaults but Shelton stops the cutter. Shelton shoves Sammy to the apron, but Sammy comes back to GAMANGIRI! Shelton snarls, runs up, but Sammy DUMPS him out! The fans fire up as Sammy mule kicks! Sammy then ASAI MOONSAULTS! Down goes Shelton and the fans are thunderous for Sammy! MVP is upset but Sammy hurries into the ring. Sammy builds speed, but MVP stands in the way!
The fans boo but Sammy just builds speed again. Sammy DIVES, but into Shelton’s hands! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY onto the ramp! MVP says that’s what he likes, that’s how they get down, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton looms over Sammy, drags him up, to then scoop and SLAM him back on the ramp! Shelton leaves Sammy behind for the count to handle, and MVP talks a bit of smack on Sammy. Sammy crawls his way to the ring, drags himself up, but Shelton BOOTS him back down! The ref reprimands, but the count continues. Sammy crawls, Shelton storms out after Sammy, and Shelton throws knees into Sammy! Shelton pushes Sammy against railing, then THROWS him at the apron! And THROWS him back at railing! And repeat! And repeat! Sammy flops over, Shelton rolls in and lets the ref check on Sammy.
Sammy is somehow still in this so MVP talks more smack. Sammy drags himself into the ring, but Shelton is right on him! Shelton rains down forearms in the corner, but lets off as the ref counts. Shelton stomps Sammy, drags him up, and then whips him to ropes. Shelton FLAPJACKS Sammy right as Dynamite returns to single picture! The fans fire up and rally while Shelton paces around Sammy. Shelton watches Sammy rise up, to then GERMAN SUPLEX! Shelton watches Sammy flounder around, and Sammy grabs at Shelton. The fans rally up while Shelton drags Sammy to his feet. Shelton waistlocks for another GERMAN SUPLEX!
Sammy writhes and Shelton grins. Shelton storms over to Sammy, looms over him, then brings Sammy up. Shelton clinches but Sammy rolls him up! TWO!! Shelton escapes, Sammy SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! The fans fire up as Shelton ends up on the apron, and Sammy SUPERKICKS again! Sammy runs to JUMP KNEE Shelton to the floor! Sammy fires up and the fans rally again as he builds speed! Sammy FOSBURY FLOPS! Down goes Shelton and the fans fire up again! Sammy drags Shelton up, but Shelton pushes free. Shelton rolls into the ring, but Sammy goes to the apron. Sammy springboards, but into a waistlock!
Shelton GERMAN SUPLEXES, but Sammy lands out! The fans fire up and Sammy dodges Shelton to run, POP-UP CUTTER!! Both men are down and MVP shouts to stay on his man! Sammy crawls to a cover, ONE?!? Sammy is shocked, but MVP says this is what happens when you play with your food. Stop playing, end this! Sammy RAMS into Shelton first! Sammy ENZIGIRIS Shelton and Shelton staggers away. Sammy aims, springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! Shelton grins as he lines up another shot, and SUPERKICKS again! Sammy falls right over, but Shelton drags him up. Shelton puts Sammy in a corner to go corner to corner, for the STEP-UP KNEE!
Shelton drags Sammy into the clinch, for the EXPLODER POWERSLAM! Cover, Shelton wins!
Winner: Shelton Benjamin, by pinfall
MVP raises Shelton’s hand, and the Hurt Syndicate is rolling into Fright Night Dynamite! Will they teach Swerve Strickland what happens when you refuse to do business with them?
Backstage interview with Mariah May.
Renee Paquette is waiting to talk with the AEW Women’s World Champion after her loss to Anna Jay at last Saturday’s Battle of the Belts. Mariah storms out of her locker room as Renee adds Anna’s win earned her a future title opportunity. Renee now notes that it seems Mariah is already leaving. Mariah says no, she’s not leaving yet. Then what is she doing with her luggage? Oh, this isn’t Mariah’s. Mariah TOSSES Anna’s luggage! Mariah says Anna does NOT belong in the ring with her, and she does not belong in the same locker room. But here comes Anna! Anna and Mariah pull each other’s hair, but Christopher Daniels rushes in!
Daniels says to stop it, let go, and the hair pulling stops. Anna and Mariah dare the other to make a move, but Daniels reminds Anna she has her championship match, just wait until then. But then how long will Anna have to wait to tear into The Glamour?
Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.
And he says that last Saturday, we heard Kyle Fletcher has something he wants to say here tonight. With that in mind, welcome Kyle Fletcher and… Don Callis. The fans boo as the Protostar and the scumbag he chose over Will Ospreay make their way out here. Callis takes the mic from Schiavone, and he says, “Kyle Fletcher has something important to say!” The fans boo as Callis hands the mic over to Kyle. Kyle says, “You people can boo me all you want. The only person I am here to talk to is Will Ospreay. It has been 11 days, Will, since I cost you your International Championship.
“It has been 11 days that you have been laid up in a hospital bed, with numbness tingling up and down your arms because of that herniated disk you don’t tell anyone about. And that whole time, just like these people, you have been wondering, ‘Why, Kyle, why?’ And oh boy does that make me happy. What these idiots don’t realize is that they are just as much to blame for this as you are. See, when I got to AEW, they said I was the next big thing. They said that I had the brightest future in professional wrestling.” The fans chant for Ospreay, but Kyle smirks. Kyle continues by saying, “And then you got here, Will.”
Instead of Kyle being “The Next Big Thing,” he became “The Next Will Ospreay.” They all started saying how Kyle looked like Will, how he wrestled like Will, and these “inbred Americans” even thought Kyle sounded like Will. Kyle took every one of those comparisons as an insult. Because in reality, Kyle is bigger, stronger, faster and better than Will in every single way! The fans boo more but Kyle says maybe there was a time he would’ve liked those comparisons. Back in 2021, when he joined The United Empire, Ospreay was the Kingpin! The Assassin! He had a killer instinct! The fans chant, “Wrap It Up! Wrap It Up!”
Kyle says Callis bought Kyle all the TV time he wants to get this off his chest, so you WILL listen to him! But do you wanna know why Kyle left NJPW to join AEW? Let’s talk about what happened between Ospreay and Okada. Okada brought Ospreay into NJPW when Ospreay was young and full of potential. Okada became Ospreay’s mentor and brother, and what’d Ospreay do? Ospreay stabbed Okada in the back. What about Ospreay and Kenny Omega? Omega left NJPW, Ospreay stepped up as the biggest foreigner in NJPW. But instead of being praised for that, they said Ospreay would never fill Omega’s shoes.
So what’d Ospreay do? He used that same screwdriver that Kyle did, and Ospreay stabbed Omega in the head! Then Ospreay dropped Omega on his neck with the Tiger Driver. Starting to notice a pattern yet? The reason Kyle left is because he saw the writing on the walls. Kyle knew what he had to do to get out of Ospreay’s shadow, because that is the lesson Ospreay taught Kyle. That is when Callis helped Kyle realized: Ospreay never wanted Kyle to realize his full potential; Ospreay never wanted Kyle to surpass Ospreay. Because that is the kind of person Ospreay is! Ospreay is selfish!
Kyle will give Ospreay one chance to save face with the people. The fans have moved on to chanting STFU, but Kyle ignores them. Kyle says Ospreay will face Kyle in this ring next week on Fright Night, ignoring the doctor’s orders, ignoring his wife Alex and son Harry begging him to rest up, to prove to the people that Ospreay gives a damn. But one thing is for sure, Kyle is sending Ospreay back to the hospital for a LOT longer than 11 days! Kyle will bury Ospreay in the mat with Tiger Driver after Tiger Driver until Ospreay’s neck withers away to dust! Kyle will stand atop Ospreay’s carcass as the one and only Protostar!
The fans boo more, but Kyle says one thing is very apparent. If Kyle wants to stand atop AEW and take it to heights it has never seen before, Kyle can be nothing like Ospreay. Kyle takes off his shirt, and Callis has an electric razor? Kyle says from this day forward, he is nothing like Ospreay. Kyle SHAVES HIS HEAD, no more blonde hair, and he keeps shouting, “I am nothing like you! I am nothing like you! I am nothing like you! I… am NOTHING… like you!” The symbolism aside, will the Aussie Arrow shoot down the Aerial Assassin and take his place in history?
Backstage interview with Ricochet.
Renee is with the One & Only and notes that he is enjoying his newfound freedom. Let’s talk what happened last week at the Maple Leaf Pro-Wrestling event. Ricochet says he is a man of his word. He told everyone that he would be willing to show up anywhere to get his hands on Konosuke Takeshita, and that is what he did. But it is funny, it plays in his mind, Takeshita never pinned Ricochet to become champion, Takeshita has screwed Ricochet out of that title twice now. So here Ricochet is, calling Takeshita or anyone else out because he is in a bad mood. Please, show up this Friday for Rampage to find out why he’s not from here, he is Outta This World!
But remember: Payback’s a b*tch. In steps MVP and says yes it is, but that’s not why he and Shelton are here. They have a tumultuous history but hey, new company, new chapter, new beginnings. Let’s start off right. MVP hands Ricochet his card. MVP also notes the very nice suit. MVP & Shelton head out, will Ricochet join up if it means a fair fight with The Don Callis Family? Or will he still prefer to be The One & Only?
Brian Cage & Lance Archer VS The Pillars of Destiny!
From one Don Callis Family member to another, The Machine & The Murderhawk Monster dominated in their debut last Saturday, and they look to do the same on Dynamite! If #EverybodyDies will there be no answer to #WhoBetta? Or can Hunter Grey & Paul Titan survive?
The teams sort out, Archer starts against “Parviz” Paul Titan. The bell rings, Archer kicks and CLUBS away on Parviz to then bump him off buckles. Archer fires off forearms, then laughs as the ref counts. Archer CHOPS Parviz, then runs corner to corner. Parviz dodges, tags Grey, and Grey LARIATS! But Cage steps in as Grey fires himself up, and then he SPINEBUSTERS Grey down! Parviz roars, runs in, but into a waistlock! BOOT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! The fans fire up as Cage reels Parviz in. Archer LARIATS Grey up and out, and Cage brings Parviz up! Archer adds on, CHOKE SLAM BOMB COMBO!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!
Winners: Brian Cage & Lance Archer, by pinfall
Callis joins his #MurderMachines in the ring, and he hugs it out with his Family. Will nothing stop them from taking over AEW?
Daniel Garcia and the anti-BCC alliance are still waiting.
It’s been about 45 minutes since the show began, but still no Moxley and crew. But wait, Chuck Taylor comes out, he’s officially part of AEW staff. He tells Kyle O’Reilly & Orange Cassidy that Mark Briscoe’s match is up next. The Conglomeration has to head out to back him up, but Chuckie T does wanna talk to his old Best Friend. Chuck has known Cassidy 20 years, used to be roommates since they couldn’t make it on their own. Then AEW came along. Chuck knows Cassidy knows what’s going on and he knows Cassidy sees what BCC is doing. And even with all these guys, God bless ’em, they might not be able to beat BCC. None of ’em ever have.
Except for Cassidy. And it is about time to step up, Cassidy. Okay? Chuck escorts Cassidy into the arena, but will Freshly Squeezed be ready to get serious? Like, really serious?
ROH World Championship Ladder War: Mark Briscoe VS Chris Jericho!
The Sussex County Chicken cooked The Learning Tree at WrestleDream, but if there’s one thing about Jericho, he is persistent. He ruffled Mark’s feathers all over again to get this rematch, but he’ll have to go above and beyond if he wants to win it. Will The Ocho rise up to become The Nueve? Or is this the end of the Jericho Vortex once and for all?
Introductions are- Never mind, Mark CHUCKS a ladder at Jericho already! The bell rings, Jericho grabs the ladder, but Mark SPEARS Jericho! Mark rains down fists, the fans fire up, and Mark drags Jericho up to UPPERCUT! Jericho goes to the apron, but Mark runs him side to side to bump off buckles! And then to the other side! And back the other way! Mark runs to BLAST Jericho off the apron, and Jericho falls down through tables! The fans are thunderous and Mark throws off the headband. Free souvenir there, and Mark thinks about the ladder. Mark says no, not yet. Mark goes out to drag Jericho from the wreckage!
Mark brings Jericho around to CHOP! Mark headlocks, throws hands, then ROCKS Jericho! Mark CLAWS at Jericho’s face and the fans fire up! Mark lets off to CHOP Jericho again! Mark then brings a ladder over, props it up against the railing, and goes for Jericho. Mark brings Jericho over, suplex, but Jericho fights it! Jericho suplexes Mark to the floor! They narrowly miss the steel steps but Jericho stands Mark up. Jericho SMACKS Mark off the steps, but Mark fires back! They brawl, Jericho has the edge, and then he uses a piece of broken table to SMACK Mark! The fans boo but Jericho goes looking under the ring.
Mark huffs ‘n’ puffs while Jericho brings a new ladder into play. Jericho puts the ladder against the apron, but Jericho grabs it to SEESAW it into Jericho’s face! Mark’s done that before, and he brings Jericho to the apron! The fans fire up as Mark lifts, but Jericho fights the driver! Jericho fires hands, kicks a leg, then brings Mark up. But Mark fires hands in return! Mark DECKS Jericho, then hops down to put him against the ladder. Mark rains down fists, then goes into the ring. The fans are thunderous as Mark builds speed, and DIVES! But only onto ladder!! Jericho avoids disaster but Mark does not, and fans lose their minds!
Jericho puts a ladder in the ring, sets it up, and he climbs! The fans boo, but Mark rises up! Mark hurries in to drag Jericho down! Mark fires hands on Jericho, then whips, but Jericho reverses! Mark is sent right into the ladder! The ladder falls over, but Jericho picks it up, to RAM Mark down!! The fans boo but Mark is certainly busted open from that. Jericho soaks up the heat while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Jericho brings the ladder over, sets it down, and opens it up. Jericho pretends he can’t hear the fans as he stalks Mark. Jericho drags Mark from the ropes, throws hands into the bloody forehead, and then puts Mark in the ladder. Jericho SLAMS the ladder shut on Mark! And then again! Jericho paces while Mark crawls free of the ladder. Jericho puts the ladder on top of a corner, then he stalks Mark to a corner. Jericho drags Mark up to CHOP! Jericho waves hi to the picture of Jay Briscoe on Mark’s shirt, then CHOPS again! Jericho fires hands, but Mark fires back! Mark backs Jericho down and the fans rally up!
Mark fires a flurry, then powers up, only for Jericho to send him into the ladder! Another headshot and Mark falls back! The ladder falls, so Jericho storms out of the ring to fetch it. Jericho even brings in a very tall ladder. Jericho steps into the ring, soaks up some heat, and goes back to a very bloody Mark. Jericho slaps Mark around, then stands him up to ROCK with a forearm! Mark just fires up! Mark fires a forearm, Jericho fires back! Mark fires a haymaker, so Jericho fires back! Mark UPERCUTS, then fires a flurry of shots! Mark fires up again, runs up, but Jericho DUMPS Mark out! Jericho hurries to stand his tallest ladder up!
Mark sputters behind the crimson mask as he rises up. Dynamite returns to single picture as Jericho puts his shorter ladder aside. Jericho climbs, but Mark hurries in! Mark CLUBS Jericho on the back, CLUBS him again, then fireman’s carries! DEEATH VALLEY DRIVER through the corner ladder!! The fans lose their minds again as Mark and Jericho writhe! Mark flounders out of the ring, and he finds himself a ladder! Mark slides that into the ring, stomps Jericho, and moves the taller ladder aside. Mark puts the short ladder on top of Jericho, and he goes up a corner! The fans fire up, but Jericho stands to JAM Mark up!
Jericho SMACKS Mark with the ladder! Jericho climbs the ladder while it leans against the corner. Jericho drags Mark up, but Mark fires hands! Mark ROCKS Jericho, and then pushes the ladder over! Jericho falls back, ladder on top! Mark SWANTON BOMBS Jericho!! Jericho lessened the damage by getting the ladder out of the way, but the fans fire up for Mark. Mark goes out, and he brings a table to the ring! But Jericho climbs! Mark hurries to climb the other side, and he fires hands! Jericho and Mark brawl up at the very top! The fans fire up as Mark grabs for the belt! But Jericho fires hands! Jericho CLAWS Mark’s face!
Jericho SMACKS Mark off the top, and Mark falls! Jericho grabs for the belt as it swings around, but Mark hurries to tip the ladder! Jericho falls and HOTSHOTS off ropes! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as Mark pounds the mat. Mark grabs that table, but Jericho fires hands! Mark and Jericho brawl some more, the fans strongly behind Mark. Jericho gets the edge with forearm after forearm, then he runs, but Mark THROWS him into a ladder! And then Mark SHOVES the ladder over to jam Jericho up again! Mark sees the title and he fires up! But Mark still sets up his table?
Mark did say this was personal now, and he stands the tall ladder up near the table. Mark drags Jericho up, puts him on the table, and throws down fists! Mark hurries up top and the fans fire up already! Mark gets Salt Lake City even hotter, but here comes Bryan Keith! The Bad Apple climbs up the ladder, but Mark dares him to try. But here comes Rocky Romero! Kendo stick SMACK for Keith! Keith falls off the ladder, and Azucar chases him away with more kendo stick SMACKS! Mark goes to the very top, to SUPER DUPER FROGGY-BOW~! The fans are absolutely erupting, but Mark says that’s not all!
Mark drags Jericho up, JAY DRILLER!! Mark pushes Jericho away, adjusts the ladder, and he climbs! But of course, here comes BIG BILL! Bill CLUBS Mark, choke grips, and carries him over to SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM through tables!!! The fans boo as Jericho is saved by his Redwood. Bill shouts to Jericho to get up! Jericho barely sputters, so Bill hauls him up to a fireman’s carry! Bill literally carries Jericho to victory! Jericho grabs at the belt, brings it down, and WINS!
Winner: Chris Jericho (NEW ROH World Champion)
The Nueve is real, but wait! TOMOHIRO ISHII is here! Rocky also backs Ishii up, because here comes payback! Will it be The Stone Pitbull that uproots The Learning Tree once and for all?
What does it mean to be an elite athlete?
Is it being bigger, stronger, and faster than your opponent? Is it how you outwork and out hustle the competition? Is it getting up every time you’re knocked down, and hitting back twice as hard? Is it defeating every opponent that stands in your way? It’s all these things and more. Kris Statlander VS Kamille will clash next Wednesday, in Cleveland, Ohio, for Fright Night Dynamite, looking to prove who is the scariest woman in AEW.
Adam Cole is here!
Salt Lake City fires up as the Panama City Playboy makes his way to the ring. The fans join in for “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE BAYBAY!” Cole grabs the mic to ask whose ready for- “ADAM! ADAAAM!” Roderick Strong shouts at his friend and says hey, he knows Cole needed to get stuff off his chest. But we all know who MJF really is: He’s an egomaniac, a manipulator, and a user. He used the Adam Cole brand to get something MJF has never had his entire career, and that is for the fans to really care about him. MJF never checked on Cole once when he was injured. But guess who did: The Undisputed Kingdom did.
Roddy, Mike Bennett & Matt Taven all step into the ring and Bennett says we all know in MJF’s egotistical mind, MJF thinks this whole group was formed because of him. But no, this group, this friendship, has always been way bigger than that. They started this together, so they’ll finish this together. Taven says a year ago, when Cole told them about this plan, they said “Yes” before he even finished a sentence. Because they knew this wasn’t about MJF, this was about them! And when Taven thinks on the best moments of his career, or hell, his life, it is with this group here together. Roddy says yeah, that’s right.
But Roddy does want Cole to know that he’s so proud of Cole. Cole worked his ass off this past year to come back from a serious ankle injury. The fans cheer that. Roddy says more importantly, he is proud of Cole coming back to finish what they started, and that is to take MJF out together. Cole, as your best friend, Roddy wants Cole to know this. Roddy wants his shot at MJF first. Fans aren’t so sure about that now but Cole says Roddy is damn right. They are going to finish what they started one way or another, and they should finish it tonight! The fans like the sound of that! Cole dares MJF to come on out here so they can take turns giving MJF an undisputed ass whooping!
The fans fire up, Cole & The Kingdom all watch the ramp, but MJF is on the tron, getting a massage. MJF says that feels so good. He has been so tense since Cole came back. Oh, oops, didn’t see you boys there! MJF is so shocked Cole still wants to get his hands on MJF. Who knew. How greedy. But old friend, greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy a need without ever reaching it. Remember the revenge MJF promised to dangle over his head? Well, guess greed has blinded Cole from the fact that MJF is literally telling Cole he won’t ever get his hands on him!. Unlike Ms. Natalia here.
Oh, well. But here’s MJF’s carrot. Cole and his “trailer park pals,” whichever one wins three matches in a row first, they get MJF at Full Gear. Classic MJF move, right? Making people jump through hoops just to get at him. But to ensure that Cole cannot assault MJF- Oh, just a little bit lower, babe. Thanks. But MJF won’t be there in person until Full Gear. Gosh, hopefully they get the happy ending they want. Lord knows MJF will. MJF settles back in and the tron shuts off. Cole says hey, if that’s what they gotta do, then that’s what they gotta do. Undisputed Kingdom hugs it out, who wins their right to fight the Wolf of Wrestling?
Oh, and Kyle O’Reilly is watching? How does he feel about all his old friends being friends with each other again?
Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter.
Renee is now with the former AEW Women’s World Champion and asks how it feels to hear Penelope Ford talk about how personal this has been for her. Hayter says she heard everything Penelope said, and she came to the conclusion… that it is BS! Penelope thinks things were handed to Hayter? Hayter slept on floors, had a minus in her bank account, and she could list so many other reasons why Hayter worked for this! “When you wrestle in community centers in front of 20 drunk men for 20 quid for most of your career, then you can talk to Hayter about not ‘working hard’ for this and being ‘handed everything.'”
Penelope wants to attack from behind? Wants to pop up on the tron? Well, Hayter is here in Salt Lake City looking for a fight, but surprise, surprise! Penelope is NOT. Penelope wants to be the victim of Hayter’s return? Then how about Hayter makes Penelope the victim! Two weeks from tonight, Dynamite, will Penelope be there? Hayter heads out, will Mrs. Superbad step up to the challenge?
Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Kevin Koa, Jaden Monroe & Pirata de la Muerte!
While there are forces fighting for power in AEW, this force of nature proved last Saturday that they have not lost a step. Will every team in AEW remember that The House Always Wins?
The teams sort out, the fans bark for Brody but Malakai starts first. Pirata de la Muerte steps up for his team, only to get THE END! The fans fire up as the pirate of death is down, and now Koa finds himself the legal man! Koa runs up, Malakai sweeps the legs, and now Koa finds he’s surrounded. Malakai wrenches Koa, tags Buddy, and Buddy climbs to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Buddy wrenches Koa but Koa ROCKS Buddy! Tag to Jaden, but Buddy wrenches him to tag Malakai. They whip Jaden, kitchen sink knee to PENALTY KICK! KNEE DROP! Brody tags and adds a SENTON! Koa runs back in but Brody CHOPS him down!
The fans fire up as Brody runs up to SPLASH Koa in the corner! Koa sits down, the fans bar and the House of Black unleash CERBERUS!! The fans are thunderous as Buddy & Malakai DOUBLE KNEE Jaden, then TOSS him to a POWERBOMB from Brody! Brody says finish it, and Buddy hits the CURB STOMP! Cover, The House wins!
Winner: The House of Black, by pinfall
The former AEW World Trios Champions are rolling, but they’re not done as Buddy grabs a mic. Buddy says, “Now that he’s cleared, next week, Buddy Matthews, Adam Cole Baybay!” The Aussie Juggernaut wants after the Panama City Playboy, will Cole already be eliminated from the MJF Full Gear challenge?
Backstage interview with Adam Cole.
Renee finds Cole & The Undisputed Kingdom to ask about this sudden challenge from Buddy. Cole says hey, he’ll go ask Buddy what’s up. Cole heads over to gorilla, and he stares down The House of Black. Brody & Malakai head out, but Cole asks why Buddy’s calling him out. Does Buddy have some sort of problem with Cole? No? Nothing else to say? What’s the deal? Buddy chuckles, and says it is to prove a point. And what is that? “That you’re fragile.” Buddy wants to break Cole, will he do just that? Or can Cole prove AEW is still undisputed?
Kamille w/ Mercedes Mone VS Queen Aminata!
The Brickhouse is going to battle #BornAgainKristen next week in The Land, but she must first make it through the One True African Woman. Will Aminata prove she is still a worthy contender to the TBS Championship? Or will Kamille remove the Queen from the board?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up, Aminata and Kamille tie up, and Aminata waistlocks. Kamille switches to SLAM Aminata down! The fans boo but Aminata is a little flustered. Aminata storms up but Kamille hits low. Kamille whips Aminata to a corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then short arm LARIAT! Cover, ONE?!? Aminata surprises Kamille and upsets Mone. Kamille scoops Aminata, aims, but Aminata slips free to shove Kamille into buckles! Aminata fires hands, then winds up, but Kamille dodges. Kamille runs in, Aminata goes up and over! Aminata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and tilt-o-whirls to RANA!
Kamille staggers up, but she avoids the dropkick! Aminata avoids the elbow! Aminata PENALTY KICKS Kamille down! Cover, ONE!?! Aminata is surprised but Mone is still upset. Aminata brings Kamille up, but Kamille switches to ripcord. Aminata slips around to crucifix and sunset! TWO! Kamille escapes, scoops Aminata, and powers up to BACKBREAKER! Aminata writhes, Kamille dusts herself off, and Mone feels better now. Kamille cocky covers, ONE, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Kamille scoops Aminata again, and hits another BACKBREAKER! Aminata writhes to the apron, but Kamille drags her up. Kamille puts Amianta through ropes, to CLUB! And CLUB! And CLUB again! The ref counts, Kamille stops at 4, and Aminata flops to the floor. Mone says hold up, and she scampers over to DECK Aminata! The CEO gets away with that because Kamille distracted the ref, and Mone scampers back to her corner. Mone smiles while Aminata sputters. The ring count is 5 of 10, and Aminata drags himself up. Aminata rolls into the ring, but Kamille drops a BIG elbow! Cover, ROPEBREAK!
Kamille drags Aminata back, stomps her down again and again, then drops an elbow on the leg! Kamille pulls on the toehold but Aminata endures. Kamille drops another elbow on the leg! Aminata endures again, and pulls Kamille down with her free leg! ARMBAR! Kamille fights free, and she BOOTS Aminata! Kamille covers, TWO! Aminata stays in this and that frustrates Kamille, but Dynamite goes to break.
Dynamite returns and Kamille grinds Aminata down with a chinlock. The fans rally for Aminata as she fights up, and she cravats for a SMASH! Aminata runs, and ducks the wheel kick! Kamille stagger sup, Aminata LARIATS! And ROCKS her! And CHOP BLOCKS her! The fans fire up as Aminata runs to SLIDING D! The fans fire up and Aminata hits a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Mone is freaking out but Aminata runs, to BOOT WASH Kamille! Aminata stares Mone down as the fans fire up! Aminata drags Kamille to a cover, TWO!! Kamille survives but the fans rally for Aminata. Aminata has the body scissors and she squeezes tight!
Aminata then hooks Kamille up, LEG NELSON! The fans fire up and Mone freaks out! Kamille pushes back to a cover, TWO!! DRAGON SLEEPER! Aminata has Kamille caught, but Kamille fights up. Kamille wrenches out to ROCK Aminata! Mone wants another one of those! Aminata ROCKS Kamille first! Kamille shakes that off, runs up, but Aminata wrenches to Alabama Lift! But Kamille fights that, CLUBS Aminata’s back, and brings Aminata up! But Aminata RANAS through! Cover, TWO!! Kamille escapes, slips around, and torture racks! Kamille THRASHES Aminata, then hits a RACK BOMB! Cover, TWO?!?
Mone is losing her cool but the fans are thunderous! Kamille storms around, Mone says finish this! Kamille drags Aminata up, dragon sleepers, and hits the ROAD TO DAMASCUS!! Cover, Kamille wins!
Winner: Kamille, by pinfall
The Brickhouse finally crushes Aminata, and Mone celebrates with her like she did something. But wait! Kris Statlander makes her presence known! The fans fire up as Kris goes right down the ramp and into the ring! Kris stares down Kamille, almost like Mone isn’t there. Mone has Kamille stand down, and tells Kris not to disrespect Kamille. Look at her! And compared to Kamille… Then Mone CLUBS Kris! Kris just smirks at Mone. Kris ELBOWS Mone, and fires off hands with Kamille! The fans are thunderous again, but Mone anchors Kris’ leg! Kamille drags Kris into the ROAD TO DAMASCUS!!
The #BornAgainKristen just got blindsided by The CEO & Brickhouse. They stand over her, Mone holding up the TBS Championship, will we see this again for Fright Night?
A car pulls into the parking lot.
Top Flight, Butcher, Dark Order and the rest of the anti-BCC alliance are ready for a fight with whoever is in there, but turns out it’s just The Patriarchy. Christian Cage tells them all to respect him as the holder of the Casino Gauntlet title match contract. The others don’t care, Captain Charisma isn’t who they wanted anyway. Nick Wayne taunts John Silver’s nunchaku, and Christian reminds us he is the future AEW World Champion. But then Kip Sabian is lurking! Christian chases Mr. Superbad again, will Christian catch him this time?
Wait, that chase brings them to the ring! Kip goes to the ring, Christian & Nick storm in, but Kip wants them to hold on and let him explain! Christian & Nick corner Kip, but here comes Hook! The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil has been looking for who attacked his dad, and maybe he’s put together whodunnit! Renee hurries to walk ‘n’ talk with him, and points out that Hook just recently saw the security footage of the attack! Can Hook tell us who it was? Hook says yeah, the scumbag’s in the ring right now! Hook’s gonna go kick his ass! The fans fire up for that! But wait, there’s four people, who does he mean?
Hook storms down the ramp, dodges Nick and TAZ PLEXES him! Kip and Christian both tell Hook to hold on, but Hook grabs Christian! Hook says Christian’s gonna pay, but then Kip LOW BLOWS Hook!? The fans boo but Superbad is siding with Christian?! Christian says he knows why Kip’s been doing what he doing, keeping Christian from cashing in a few weeks ago. Christian will deal with that later. For now, Kip can sit in the corner. Kip obeys, and Christian tells Nick to finish this. Nick goes up and up, WAYNE’S- REDRUM!! But Christian CRACKS Hook with the contract clipboard! Nick resets, for WAYNE’S WORLD!
The fans boo as Nick and Christian hug it out. Christian then turns Hook to hit a KILLSWITCH on the clipboard!! And he tells “Tyler” this isn’t what he thinks it is. Christian then holds up his clipboard, dented from Hook’s head. What is Captain Charisma even talking about? Why did he attack Taz? Why is Kip joining The Patriarchy? What will it take for Hook to avenge his father?
Six Man Tag: The Elite VS Daniel Garcia & Private Party!
Even in the face of Moxley’s motley crew claiming they run AEW now, Jack Perry & The Young Bucks did nothing! Their apparent apathy angered Red Death and his friends, so now the pursuit of gold comes with a grudge! Will Garcia, Quen & Kassidy prove they all deserve those AEW titles far more than The Elite? Or will The Scapegoat & The Bucks simply make them the newest sacrifices for the “greater good?”
The teams sort out but then they start getting at each other. There’s trash talking, and then Jack Perry shoves Garcia! Garcia chases Perry out of the ring! The fans fire up, The Bucks go after Private Party, and then Jack turns things around on Garcia. The ref reprimands, but then Garcia sends Jack into steel steps! Private Party DOUBLE DROPKICK The Bucks outta the ring! Then Private Party hurries to DOUBLE PLANCHA! The Bucks go down, the fans fire up, and Garcia puts Jack in the ring! The bell sounds, and the main event finally begins! Garcia stomps a mudhole into Jack, then digs his boot in!
The fans fire up, Garcia lets off to drag Jack up. Jack CLAWS Garcia’s eyes, CLUBS Garcia then tags Matthew Jackson. But Garcia CLOBBERS Matt! Garcia CLUBS Matt, tags Isiah Kassidy, and he fires hands. Zay wrenches Matt, whips him, but Nick tags in. Matt slides under. The Bucks whip but Quen tags off Zay. Zay handsprings through the hip tosses, and then dodges! Quen also dodges, and QUADRUPLE LARIATS take everyone down! But then QUADRUPLE KIP UPS! The fans are thunderous, Jack gets in to CLOBBER Zay, but Garcia TACKLES Perry! Nick drags Garcia up, Garcia elbows him away.
Matt runs up, Garcia kicks low and whips Matt into Jack! Garcia runs up to LARIAT them both! Then he sets up, Quen hits PARTY IN MOTION! Zay hits AFTERPARTY IN MOTION! They feed Matt to a LARIAT from Garcia! The fans fire up, but we get some picture in picture as the anti-BCC alliance is still waiting. Top Flight, Dark Order, The Butcher, now even The Infantry and Triple J, they’re all ready for a fight! As for the match, Quen tags Zay and Private Party double whip Matt. Matt reverses, Quen waistlocks, but Matt ducks, so Zay’s LARIAT hits Quen! Matt smirks, Zay is upset with himself, and Nick hops in. DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Zay!
Garcia runs in but he gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The fans boo, but then Jack drags Garcia to the apron! Nick climbs, Matt sets Zay up in the ropes, DRAPING DDT & DRAPING SWANTON IN STEREO! The fans boo, Jack mockingly pats Garcia on the back, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Zay writhes while The Bucks soak up the heat. Then Matt stomps Zay around. Matt stalks Zay to a corner, drags him up, but Zay fires body shots. Matt frowns, and he CLAWS Zay’s face! Matt throws Zay down as the ref counts, and Matt snapmares Zay. Tag to Nick and he slingshot SENTONS! Tag to Jack and he adds his own slingshot SENTON! Cover, TWO! Jack drags Zay around, CLUBS him down, then KNEES him in the side! Jack soaks up heat from Salt Lake, then he sucker punches Quen! The ref reprimands but Jack steps on Zay’s face. Jack drags Zay up to snap suplex, then floats to a cover, TWO!
Jack keeps on Zay and brings him to the corner. Tag to Nick, BACKBRAEKER and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Zay survives, but Nick runs up to stomp him! Nick taunts Quen & Garcia, but the ref stops them both from getting at Nick. Nick tags Matt, Matt drags Zay into a chinlock, but is secretly CHOKING Zay with a pearl necklace! Matt gets rid of the evidence before the ref can see it, and he tags Nick. The Bucks double whip, but Zay avoids the superkicks! Zay TOSSES Matt, fires hands on Nick, and he runs, only for Matt to trip him! Matt drags Zay out, but Zay ROCKS Matt! Nick runs up, catches Zay to a GUTBUSTER!
Matt runs up, NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! Garcia protests, The Bucks taunt him, and Matt fetches Zay. Matt drags Zay around to THROW him into railing! And Stokely Hathaway is there to applaud… Dynamite returns to single picture as Stokely tells Zay this is why they should’ve accepted his help. Matt drags Zay up, brings him around, and whips, but Zay reverses! Matt is sent into steel steps! The fans fire up, Nick hurries to the apron, but Zay ducks! The PENALTY KICK hits Matt! Zay YANKS Nick down, but Nick tags Jack! Jack anchors Zay’s legs! Jack drags Zay back, but Zay fights up! ENZIGIRI!
The fans fire up as Jack falls back! Zay crawls, Garcia is rabidly waiting, but Matt YANKS Garcia down! Matt wags his finger, no hot tags for Zay. Jack drags Zay back to The Elite corner while Matt whips Garcia into railing! Nick goes up and around to line up a shot. Matt & Jack mug Garcia, and Nick SHINING WIZARDS Zay in the corner! Jack gets Garcia up to POWERBOMB him through the timekeeper’s table! Jack mockingly waves, and Nick hits a BULLDOG on Zay! Nick drags Zay over, tags Matt, and then Nick climbs.
Matt & Nick set up, RISKY BUSINESS! Cover, TWO!! Zay roars and the fans fire up! This is the same fire that kept Private Party in the tag title match for so long at WrestleDream! But Nick tags Matt back in, they double whip Zay, but Zay KICKS Matt! And CHOPS Nick! Zay knuckle locks, hurdles over Matt then goes up and up to FLYING RANA ARM-DRAG COMBO! Hot tag to Quen! Quen blows through Nick’s lariat to BLAST Jack! And he LARIATS Nick! LARIAT for Matt! HEEL KICK for Nick! HEEL- NO, Matt blocks but Quen PELES! Jack is in, he BOOTS Quen! Jack runs up, into a SNAP POWERSLAM!
Quen DOUBLE RANAS The Bucks! But The Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Zay tags back in, springboards, but The Bucks dodge! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Jack hits a POISON-RANA! Nick covers, TWO!! Zay survives again and the fans rally again. Nick tags Jack and Jack drags Zay up. Jack aims for the corner, BUCKLE BOMB ENZIGIRI COMBO! Then Jack brings Zay back up, sticks him on the ropes, and Nick goes up! DRAPING DOUBLE STOMP into the POWERBOMB! Cover, QUEN BREAKS IT!! The fans are thunderous again but Jack drags Quen to the apron. Jack reels Quen in, but Garcia YANKS Jack down!
Garcia whips Jack hard into railing, then runs to BOOT him over the railing! The fans are going nuts, but The Bucks have Zay! Zay fires back with fists and elbows! The fans rally as hard as they can for Zay and he whips Nick. Nick BOOTS back, Matt scoops, and Nick goes to the apron! But Quen YANKS Nick down! Zay shoves Matt away, dodges him, and Quen is there for SILLY STRING CRADLE!! PRIVATE PARTY & GARCIA WIN!!!
Winners: Daniel Garcia & Private Party, by pinfall
The Elite doesn’t understand how, but they get caught by Private Party all over again! Zay gets a mic to tell The Bucks, tonight here in Utah proves that they have The Bucks’ number! So they want a rematch! A rematch for the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Nick & Matt say yeah right. Well, Zay did expect that. But then wait, wait, wait! Here is an offer that The Bucks will not turn down. If Private Party gets one more chance, and they lose… Private Party splits up for good. Quen isn’t sure about that but Zay says that’s IF they lose. The Bucks say challenge accepted! Then say less! Fright Night, AEW World Tag Team Championships, Titles VS Team Career!
The Bucks applaud what could be a foolish gamble, but can Quen & Zay make good on these last SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS?
Wait, there’s a truck pulling up into the parking lot! This has to be the BCC! Marina Shafir steps out, but where are the others? YUTA & CLAUDIO JUMP PRIVATE PARTY IN THE RING!! Garcia turns around, he gets mugged 2v1! CHAIR SHOT! Claudio scrapes Garcia out of the ring, and now MOXLEY drags Chuck Taylor?! Moxley is dressed in all black, with a beanie, was he hiding in plain sight as a cameraman!? Moxley tosses Chuckie T into the ring, and Yuta brings the chair around! Yuta wants to destroy what is left of Chuck’s legs! Wait, Claudio stops him? Claudio says Yuta can do better! And by better, he means worse!
Claudio stomps Chuck, and puts the chair around Chuck’s neck!! Yuta is conflicted again, like he was with Bryan Danielson. Yuta wants to hurt his former mentor but not like this! So Claudio does it for him, and STOMPS the chair!! The fans boo, but here comes Cassidy! Cassidy was one second too late, and now the worst has happened! The rest of the anti-BCC gang shows up but BCC runs away into the night! This was the warning Moxley gave at the start of the night, but instead of going after a target directly, they attacked someone Cassidy cared for. And just like last week, The Elite don’t care, they have their own business to worry about.
Jack, Matt & Nick leave while medical comes in. They carefully take the chair off Chuck’s neck, and Cassidy is beside himself with a seething anger. Chuck wanted Cassidy to step up to stop Moxley, will this be the moment everything changes for Freshly Squeezed?
My Thoughts:
A powerful episode, a great episode, with more a go-home to Fright Night than build to Full Gear. I will say, very good promo from Adam Cole, Undisputed Kingdom and MJF to set things up for their story going to Full Gear. MJF being a little meta about “classic MJF,” but yeah, we should’ve figured he’d do this move. Cole and Roddy are definitely going to have a great couple of matches week to week, but I feel like the ultimate plan is to force a Cole VS Roddy match as both men’s third match. They all want revenge on MJF but he’ll use that to tear their friendship apart as some twisted poetic justice of what they did to him.
That said, Buddy Matthews wanting to be Cole’s first opponent is some good stuff. That’ll be a great match, one we never got while both men were in WWE, but also a solid first win for Cole to return to action with. Seems like House of Black just doesn’t need to do anything real anymore, they were already trios champions and TK is fine having them build up other people. Maybe we’ll see The House battle for other belts after Full Gear and this round of stories, but we’ll have to wait and see.
I’m not sure why tonight they felt the need to replay so many promos from Saturday, but they did. Were they that desperately in need of padding time? Well, it all worked to segue into new segments, though who cares, they could just do the new segments. Good new promo here tonight with Hayter calling out Penelope again, and you can bet she won’t be Hayter’s opponent for Rampage. Good new promo from Mariah May and Anna Jay to hype up their match, which surely happens at Full Gear. And good new video package to hype Kris VS Kamille. Kamille VS Aminata was awesome, so great win for Kamille, and great confrontation with Kris. Pretty sure this means Kris beats Kamille next week, to then face Mone at Full Gear for the TBS title.
Good new promo from MVP & Shelton to segue into Shelton’s match with Sammy. Great stuff there, great win for Shelton, and then great promo with the Hurt Syndicate with Ricochet. Ricochet had a good promo, and I like that he did in fact follow Takeshita to Canada to go after him at MLP’s show. I don’t see Ricochet joining up with Hurt Syndicate, but it would be pretty wild if he did. MVP might even sweeten the deal if he, Shelton and possibly even Bobby Lashley help fight off The Don Callis Family to make sure Ricochet VS Takeshita is a fair fight. Speaking of Don Callis Family, of course Cage & Archer win, and thankfully their finish is the choke slam bomb, not the modified Blackout.
Very good promo from Kyle, especially with him shrugging off the fans trolling him. Naturally, this was a “I’m not the next you, I’m the first me!” trope, but Kyle shaving his head was certainly an interesting move. I guess he’ll look more like Callis than Ospreay now. Very good promo segment from Hangman and White that was also partly a brawl. I feel like they’ll build to the Hangman VS White rematch in time for Full Gear, but Hangman might have to fight Colten Gunn 1v1 first to give him some momentum again. And since White won at WrestleDream, I’m sure Hangman finds a way to win at Full Gear, forcing them to do a tiebreaker at some point.
Great stuff with this BCC story throughout the night, but just one glaring flaw at the very beginning. Obviously, no one audio checked the opening hype package, because otherwise we could clearly hear Moxley talking out in the desert against this dramatic music. They’ve been at this for five YEARS, they should know how to do this by now. That said, the anti-BCC Faces waiting all night was good stuff, and it helped bring a lot of stories together at once. Conglomeration had to drop back for the Ladder War, which was a great match, but I suppose Jericho had to win the title this time. Big Bill is why, and that can set things up for Bill feeling unappreciated by Jericho, but it’s mostly just a bummer. But hey, Ishii is back for revenge, he’ll give Jericho a solid first defense.
Good tie-in of the Patriarchy story with them chasing Kip, Hook going after Christian, and then Kip joining Patriarchy by turning on Hook. I had a feeling Kip’s story with Christian was going this way, especially right now with Luchasaurus recovering from illness. Christian dropping Hook’s real name was also a nice detail. Hook surely beats Nick Wayne first, then fights Kip Sabian, and lastly gets Christian Cage at Full Gear, where he probably loses because he gets cheated. And then clearly Cassidy is being built up as the hero of AEW, because Chuck Taylor threw his support behind Cassidy in stepping up to The BCC as the leader of the resistance.
Cassidy’s hesitation, such as not helping Mark against Jericho, costs him when BCC takes out Chuck in brutal fashion. As I said for WrestleDream, AEW is doing this like a Rated R action movie, and while that’s a bit scary for pro-wrestling, it is compelling. This is that moment in the movie when the main character, who just wanted to live his life, loses a close friend, or in this case, a Best Friend, and vows vengeance on the villains. Cassidy VS Moxley for the AEW World Championship would be some awesome stuff, and I’m sure the fans would explode if Cassidy actually manages to win the title.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Now this is Maximum Carnage!
There’s a star-studded dirty dozen, as well as TEXAS DEATH between Hangman Page and Christopher Daniels, all on AEW Maximum Carnage: Collision!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Texas Death Match: Hangman Page VS Christopher Daniels; Hangman wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions; The Undisputed Kingdom wins.
- Brian Cage & Lance Archer w/ Don Callis VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey; Cage & Archer win.
- AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tomohiro Ishii; Okada wins and retains the title.
- Dustin Rhodes VS Adam Priest; Dustin wins.
- Julia Hart VS Harley Cameron; Julia wins.
- 12 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Learning Tree VS “Powerhouse” Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR; Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Rated FTRunners & “Powerhouse” Hobbs speak.
Dax Harwood says, “12 men, one ring, chaos will ensue.” Truth Magnum says the only thing he knows for sure is that if you think you can mess around with the Outrunners and not find out, you got a better chance of pissing in a hot sauce bottle! Tell ’em, Turbo! Turbo Floyd says messing with the Outrunners is one thing, but what about this big super group right here? The best super group since the Yankees! Give it to ’em, big man! Hobbs says on Wednesday, he almost had that AEW World Championship. But even with a bad leg, he’ll hobble out there and beat dat ass! Cope adds that Moxley better shut up and listen.
The Rated R Superstar himself is coming for The Maniac, and he is going to take that AEW World title. The road to that starts tonight, Cash says #TopGuysOut.
Kazuchika Okada speaks.
The Rainmaker tells “Ishii-san, you are the Stone Pitbull. So~ scary~! But I’m the Continental Champion. You were my friend. I used to look up to you. But tonight, I’ll put you down like the dog you are. B*tch!”
Christopher Daniels speaks.
“Hangman Page, I tried over and over to explain my intentions to you, but it seems that all you understand is violence! Well, if you want violence, I’ll show you how violent I can become. Tonight, Hangman Page, Fallen Angel, Texas Death Match!”
Hangman Page speaks.
“Christopher Daniels, for far too long, I have listened to the ruminations and opinions of how I should live my life from old men like you. CD, you are wrong. And you are long in the tooth. Tonight, Texas Death, I take you out to pasture.” The Blackhat Cowboy is ready to put the Fallen Angel out of his misery, but will he hit that Buckshot right in Daniels’ face?
Texas Death Match: Hangman Page VS Christopher Daniels!
No sense in waiting to find out, the Cowboy and the Fallen Angel start us off! Will “Maximum Carnage” be an understatement after these two go until one man can’t keep going?
The bell rings and the fans rally up already. Hangman and Daniels stare down, step up, and Daniels says Hangman could’ve just let it all go. It didn’t have to be like this! The fans duel, but Hangman SLAPS Daniels! Hangman throws hands in the corner, but Daniels CHOPS in return! Daniels ROCKS Hangman, RAMS him again and again, but Hangman CLUBS Daniels back. Hangman fires hands, but Daniels kicks low! The shots go back and forth but Hangman ROCKS Daniels! Hangman CLAWS Daniels’ eyes, then fires body shots and haymakers! Hangman CLUBS away on Daniels, the fans fire up, and Hangman whips corner to corner.
Daniels reverses, runs up, but into a BOOT! Hangman rains down fists, then lets off to pace around. Daniels bails out, but Hangman runs to triangle jump LARIAT! Daniels falls to the floor, but he rises up, into a PLANCHA from Hangman! The fans fire up again while the ref checks Daniels. Daniels is in this but Hangman puts him in the ring. Hangman snarls, but Daniels WRECKS him with a dropkick! Daniels then aims, ARABIAN- NO, Hangman YANKS Daniels down, then sends him into railing! The fans are torn as Hangman grabs a chair! Hangman runs up, and he CLOBBERS Daniels with the chair!
Daniels flounders, Hangman fires the fans up, then he puts the chair in the ring. Hangman grabs more chairs, and Daniels rises up. Daniels is busted open, but Hangman shoves Daniels into the ring. Hangman goes looking, and he brings out BARBED WIRE! Hangman is escalating this quickly as he goes for Daniels’ face! Daniels fights back, but Hangman still DIGS the wire into Daniels’ forehead! He was already bloodied but it’s only gonna get worse! The fans tell Hangman he’s sick, but Hangman LASHES Daniels on the back with the wire! And LASHES him again! Hangman then puts the wire in Daniels’ mouth!!
The fans are freaking out as Hangman is practically flossing Daniels’ teeth with the wire! But Daniels throws Hangman away! Daniels blocks a kick, ducks a lariat, but then the BOOT comes back! Daniels is down, Hangman grabs the rest of the wire, and he wraps it around his arm! Hangman aims, Daniels staggers up, BARBED WIRE ROLLING ELBOW! Daniels falls again, Hangman holds up the wire and the fans cheer, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Hangman stalks Daniels to the ropes, then CHOKES him! Hangman only lets off so he can grab a chair. Hangman sits that chair up, and Daniels sputters from behind his crimson mask. Hangman sets another chair up, those sit facing each other. Hangman brings Daniels over, fireman’s carries, but Daniels fights free! Daniels staggers to a corner, Hangman runs up, but into a BOOT! Daniel runs up, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB onto the chairs! Daniels writhes and Hangman snarls. The standing count starts, but Daniels uses ropes to stand at 5 of 10! Hangman KICKS him in the side!
Hangman grabs a chair, wedges it into a corner, but Daniels flops out of the ring. Daniels is buying himself as much time as he can but Hangman clears everything else out of the ring. Hangman storms after Daniels, scoops him, and FALL AWAY SLAMS him onto the floor! Daniels writhes again but Hangman goes looking under the ring again. Hangman brings out a TABLE! Hangman positions the table to be ringside, but Daniels drags himself to the apron. Hangman goes up to join Daniels as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture. Hangman brings Daniels over, Alabama Lifts, but Daniels CLUBS away on Hangman’s back!
Daniels underhooks! Hangman lifts! Daniels fights and slips around, to then LARIAT Hangman into the ring! The fans rally up and Daniels steps back in. Daniels storms up on Hangman, but Hangman sends him into the chair! Daniels falls back, the chair stuck around his head! Hangman snarls again while Daniels sputters. Daniels rolls out and ends up on the table, so Hangman runs to DOUBLE STOMP him down through the table!! The fans lose their minds, the standing count begins, and Hangman watches Daniels crawl. Daniels manages to rise at 7, but Hangman KICKS him back down! Hangman rains down fists on the bloody forehead!
Hangman goes looking, and he finds a table with barbed wire on it!! Hangman shoves that into the ring, careful not to poke himself too bad. Hangman sets this monstrosity up near a corner, and Daniels has made his way to the apron. Hangman climbs the corner to bring Daniels up. The fans are already worried, and Hangman Alabama Lifts Daniels! Daniels fights with everything he has left! Daniels HEADBUTTS away on Hangman, then fires down elbows! Daniels slips in, clinches, and URENAGE DOWN THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! The fans lose their minds while both men are down!
The ref clears the wreckage while both men crawl to the corners. Daniels runs in to LARIAT from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX! S T O! Daniels roars and the fans fire up! Daniels drags Hangman up, clinches again, UREN- NO, Hangman arm-drags free! Hangman LARIATS Daniels up and out, onto the ramp! Hangman snarls, aims, and BUCKSHOT- NO, Daniels ducks that to mule kick! Daniels underhooks, but Hangman BACKDROPS Daniels back into the ring! Daniels snarls through the crimson mask, but Hangman has more barbed wire! Daniels storms up, and Hangman DIGS the wire into Daniels’ face!!
Daniels staggers away, Hangman wraps his arm again! BARBED WIRE BUCK- FLATLINER!! KOJI KLUTCH!! Hangman endures, the fans fire up, and Daniels squeezes as tight as he can! But Hangman DIGS the wire into Daniels’ face again!! Daniels lets go, sputters through the blood, and slowly rises. Hangman aims, lifts, but Daniels grabs ropes! Daniels holds on, but then lets go to underhook! ANGEL’S WINGS!! Both men are down so the count is on them both! Daniels is already up at 5, Hangman is up at 6! The fans fire up for another URENAGE! Daniels points to the corner and the fans fire up!
Daniels goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! But Daniels isn’t done, he grabs what’s left of the barbed wire table and pushes it onto Hangman! BEST MOONSAULT EVER onto the wood!! Daniels crushes Hangman under the wood, then shoves it aside! Fans hope these tow “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Hangman is still down at 5 of 10! And at 7! Hangman scrambles to his feet at 9!! Hangman is bloodied but he’s going nuts! He steps on the chair so Daniels can’t use it! Daniels ROCKS Hangman, Hangman LARIATS Daniels! Scoop and tuck! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER onto the chair!!
Daniels crawls with one good arm, and he’s somehow still in this! Fans want that “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Hangman waits on Daniels to stand, then reels him in! Alabama Lift, DEADEYE onto the chair!!! Daniels sputters but he’s staying down! Hangman goes to the apron and he loads up all the same. Daniels somehow rises up before 5 of 10, so a BUCKSHOT from behind takes him down!! The count starts again while Hangman stands over Daniels. The count is 5 of 10, then 7. 8! 9! 10!! Daniels is done, Hangman wins!
Winner: Hangman Page, by knockdown
The medics check Daniels, but Hangman leaves him behind. But then on second thought, Hangman drags Daniels up! Underhooks and ANGEL’S WINGS!! Hangman adds insult to injury by using Daniels’ own move!! Hangman storms off, leaving Daniels to the medics. Is this the end of the Fallen Angel? Is this only the beginning of Hangman’s violent road back to the world title?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
He welcomes us back to Maximum Carnage, and he welcomes out Toni Storm! Cincinnati fires up as The Rockstar is back again, and “Rookie” Toni joins Schiavone in the ring. Schiavone notes her historic win in the inaugural Women’s Casino Gauntlet, and with it, her shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship! It will be Grand Slam: Australia, Toni’s hometown of Brisbane, how does she feel? Toni says honestly, she doesn’t even know what her life is right now. It is so surreal! All she can say is, her dreams are finally coming true!
Because she’s going to Australia, to the building where she saw her first wrestling show, and she’ll never forget how her mom scraped together all she could so that they could get tickets, just to sit in the back row. Mom sold hot dogs to pay for Toni’s training. Mom sewed together Toni’s original ring gear. Now Toni can call mom and tell her, “Get ready, cuz I’m coming home!” The fans cheer that! Schiavone says that is a great feeling, but Toni surely realizes she is facing Mariah May, and that is an entirely different feeling. The fans boo Mariah, but Toni says Mariah is “the best in the business today. She’s killing it!”
But Toni hasn’t even had a chance to introduce herself to Mariah. Maybe next week, in Jacksonville, Daily’s Place, the home of AEW… It’s time for Toni and Mariah to finally meet face to face. The fans cheer, but Schiavone wants Toni to understand. C’mon now, Toni. Aw, c’mon yourself, Schiavone! It’s Tony and Toni! That means… IT’S TONI TIME~! WOO~! Say it with her! Okay. It’s TONI TIME! The fans cheer and Toni gets Tony to be all fired up! But the point Schiavone was trying to get to is valid: Is Toni really unaware of her timeless rivalry with The Glamour?
The Hurt Syndicate speaks.
It was after the show on Wednesday that MVP said a definitive statement was made. MVP promised Lashley & Shelton that when they came to AEW, the championship gold would be theirs for the taking. The All Mighty has never been a tag team champion while the Standard of Excellence has many times. That changes everything. With the defeat, the ASS KICKING, they just put on Private Party, that should make the Hurt Syndicate the #1 contenders. So Private Party, time to crash the party! Next week, in Knoxville, Tennessee, Private Party better put up the AEW World Tag Team Championships against Shelton & Lashley. See what you’ve really got!
But just remember: #WeHurtPeople. Lashley says this ish is gonna be easy. He and Shelton fist bump, but will they put the hurt on Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy?
Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions!
Adam Cole, Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly are reunited once more, ready for more, and they have all sorts of targets in mind. But Lee Moriarty, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have their eyes on those same championship targets, which is why they’re crossing paths here tonight. Will #TAIGASTYLE & The Infantry show the Kingdom how to rumble, bad men, rumble? Or will Maximum Carnage be undisputed?
The trios sort out and the ROH Pure Champion starts against Adam Cole BAYBAY. They circle, tie up, and Lee already gets a leg pick. Lee then switches to a waistlock, Cole switches with him, repeat. Cole headlocks, Lee powers up and out, but Cole KICKS the backdrop! Cole then dodges the lariat, PELES, and he brings Lee over. Tag to Roddy, they mug Lee, and Roddy CHOPS! Roddy CHOPS again, then wrenches to a wristlock. Lee rolls, slips through, traps the arms, and he pulls on an ear! Tag to Dean, STP mug Roddy, and then Dean scoops, only for Roddy to slip free. Roddy shoves and DROPKICKS Dean down!
The fans fire up, Strong tags Kyle, and they CHOP and KICK away on The Captain! lee runs up, Kyle KICKS him down! Kyle & Roddy double suplex Dean onto Lee! Cover on Dean, TWO! Kyle drags Dean up but Dean JAWBREAKERS free! Tag to Carlie but Kyle kicks, clinches, and fires Muay Thai knee after knee! Kyle KICKS Carlie down, then stalks him to ropes. Kyle whips, Carlie reverses, and Dean trips Kyle up! The ref is arguing with Carlie, and now with The Kingdom, as Dean hits an APRON CUTTER! Carlie goes up and out to then GUILLOTINE AX HANDLE! Kyle flops down, STP pose together, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Kyle sputters, The Infantry distract the ref, and that lets Shane THROW Kyle into railing! Shane DECKS Kyle while The Kingdom protests! The ref keeps everyone back, and Dean brings Kyle around. Carlie puts Kyle in the ring, whips him to a corner, then storms up to JAB! JAB! JAB! Carlie pops, locks ‘n’ winds up, to CHOP! Carlie talks smack, tags Dean, then Dean sends Carlie in to SPLASH! Dena runs up, whips Carlie in again, forearm SMASH! Then Dean ELBOWS Kyle! Kyle staggers, into a LARIAT from Dean! The Captain scowls while he stands over Kyle. Dean then pushes Kyle to a cover, TWO!
Dean drags Kyle back, anchors him, then tags Lee. Lee drags Kyle up to UPPERCUT! Kyle staggers around, Lee Mongolian CHOPS! Kyle staggers some more, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns while both Kyle and Lee are down. The fans rally up, both men crawl, hot tags to Dean and Cole! the fans fire up as Cole dodges Dean, BLASTS Lee & Carlie, but Dean waistlocks! Cole elbows free, then LARITS Dean down! And ELBOWS him! And BOOTS him! Dean staggers, Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Cole keeps his focus and he climbs a corner. Dean rises, for the PANAMA- NO, Dean slips under the sunrise! But Cole SUPERKICKS! Cole suplexes, LAST SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Well, not quite the last shot, so Cole tags ROddy. Rioddy hauls Dean up to CHOP away!
Roddy runs, BLASTS Carlie, then runs to SHINING WIZARD Dean! Side to side, forearm SMASH! Then a RUNNING FACEBUSTER! Cover, Carlie & Lee break it! STP mugs Roddy, double whips, but Roddy grabs ropes! Roddy BOOTS and ENZIGIRIS Lee, Kyle sneaks a tag! Roddy TOSSES Carlie and Kyle FLYING KNEES him down! Lee runs up but Cole gets him with 52 Fake Out! Then a PANAMA SUNRISE! The fans fire up as Dean staggers up! Roddy & Kyle call their shot, TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Cover, Undisputed Kingdom wins!
Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall
STP put up quite the fight, but now Shane himself CLOBBERS Kyle! And he blocks a kick to KNEE Cole down! And he HEADBUTTS Roddy down! The fans boo but Big Bad Shaney T is that bad! He talks trash, even to Daddy Magic! Matt Menard says alright then! If Shane thinks he’s bad, then step to him! Or rather, step to DANIEL GARCIA! The TNT Champion makes his way out here, and he CLOBBERS Carlie! He CLOBBERS Dean! And he fires hands on Shane! Garcia throws off his jacket, storms in, and he fires more hands! Shane shoves Garcia away, but Kyle KICKS! Cole SUPERKICKS! Strong KNEE!
Daniel reels Shane in, SAIDO! The fans fire up as Garcia and the Undisputed Kingdom stand tall together! STP retreats, but then The Kingdom eyes that TNT Championship. Garcia holds it up, and he dares any which one of them wants it to come get it. Who will be the first from The Kingdom to challenge the Red Death?
AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.
Alicia Atout was with Will Ospreay and asked him about the save he made for Kenny Omega against the Don Callis Family. What are his thoughts after all that? Ospreay says you can call it a save for Kenny but it was really Ospreay trying to get after Kyle Fletcher. But hey, he and Kenny have had their differences. Their battles in Japan and Canada have gone down as legendary. But they both know each other because of Don Callis. That is their link, that is how they’re tied together. Before, it was all about egos, but to be honest, this is bigger than both of them. Time they had a chat. Next week, Dynamite in Knoxville, Ospreay calls out Kenny to have that chat.
The Bruv wants to talk with The Best Bout Machine, will they come to an agreement when it comes to their common enemies?
Brian Cage & Lance Archer w/ Don Callis VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey!
Speaking of Don Callis, his Murder Machines are back in action, ready to make #EverybodyDie! Will Cage & Archer be waiting on the other side of Private Party VS Hurt Syndicate for their tag title shot? Or can Dante & Darius Martin show that the bigger they are, the harder they fall?
The teams sort out and then the Murder Machines attack! The fans boo but the bell rings as Cage beats up Dante and Archer CLUBS Darius. Archer scoops Darius to SLAM him, then Cage waistlocks Dante. BOOT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Dante flounders out of the ring while Cage RAMS Darius into the corner! And RAMS him in again! Then he CHOPS Darius, tags Archer, and they THROW Darius into the corner! Archer whips Cage in to UPPERCUT, then Cage feeds Darius to the scoop! BACKBREAKER! BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cage adds on and Archer says, “EVERYBODY DIES!” Dante is up but Archer DECKS him!
Archer puts Darius in the corner, fires body shots, then he ROCKS Darius! Archer goes corner to corner and back again to ELBOW! And then he keeps going, but Darius dodges! The fans rally up as Darius crawls, but Archer BLASTS Dante again! Darius fires haymakers, but Archer knees low! Archer bumps Darius off buckles, tags Cage, and the mugging continues. The fans boo but Cage runs side to side, and he BOOT WASHES Darius! Cage says “Ain’t nobody betta!” Cage drags Darius up, whips him to an open corner, then he runs in, but into BOOTS! The fans rally but Cage ROCKS Darius! Darius TIGER WALL PELES with the corner!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Darius crawls, reaches out, but Cage also carwls. Hot tags to Archer and Dante! Archer SHOVES Dante to the apron! Archer laughs, but Dante RAMS into him! Dante springboards, CROSSBODY, but Archer catches him! Archer pops Dante around, but Dante slips free! Datne shovves Archer iinto Cage! Dante fires forearms on Archer and the fans fire up! Dante throws even more shots, then whips, but Archer blocks! Archer whips Dante, runs in, but Dante slips out! Dante goes up and around, then GAMANGIRIS! Dante springboards, FLYING CANNONBALL!
The fans fire up and Dante calls Darius. Cage shoves Dante at Darius, but Darius pops Dante up and over Cage! ASSISTED TORNADO- NO, Cage powers out of that! Archer has Dante, Cage DISCUS LARIATS Darius! Archer ripcords Dante into the HELLICOASTER! The fans boo but Cage drags Dante up. Cage puts one out, lifts Dante up, and Archer adds on! CHOKE SLAM BOMB!! Cover, Murder Machines win!
Winners: Brian Cage & Lance Archer, by pinfall
Top Flight are fast but they don’t hit hard enough to stop these tanks! Will nothing stop the Murder Machines from taking the tag titles for their own? Wait, Action Andretti makes his way out here? The Sight to See is rubbing salt in the wounds of his former friends, and Lio Rush attacks from behind! the fans boo as The Bad Child beats down Dante, TOSSES him out, then beats up on Darius! Leila wants them to stop, but Action just talks trash on Darius. The fans boo more but Lio goes up the corner. Action smiles as Lio gives Darius the FINAL HOUR!! Is this the final hour for Top Flight? Or will they make sure Lio & Action get what’s coming to them?
Backstage interview with The Learning Tree.
Lexy Nair is with Chris Jericho, Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey, and she asks Jericho about how on Dynamite, he assured us all that The Learning Tree and The Death Riders would be on the same page, and that Jon Moxley can trust them. How is Jericho so sure that things will go well when The Death Riders didn’t even show for this interview? The Redwood says, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder.'” Jericho says that’s so true. And Moxley isn’t the type to show up and do interviews. Jericho isn’t the type to stand here and allow someone to stir the pot.
So enough of this muckraking! Bryan Keith adds, “No mother effin’ muckraking!!” Lexy is a bit taken aback, but Jericho tells Moxley that he’ll address him directly. They’ve known each other a long time. They were the first two AEW World Champions! They have beaten the hell out of each other around the entire world! Moxley left this scar right on Jericho’s left eyebrow. See? And Jericho took a spike and tried to take Moxley’s eye. So like Jericho said, they’ve beaten each other all around the world, but tonight they have common enemies! Moxley knows there is no one in AEW as driven or as smart as Moxley as Jericho.
So if Moxley’s as smart as Jericho thinks, it would behoove Moxley to trust The Learning Tree. And if there’s any doubt, then The Learning Tree will prove it to you before you meet them in the ring. Lexy asks what he means, but Jericho counters with, “What does anything mean, Lexy?” Jericho storms off, Bill says that was a sick burn. Keith says it was a sick ass burn! The Learning Tree heads out, but seriously, what does Jericho mean? How’re they going to prove themselves to The Death Riders before their 12 Man Tag?
Backstage interview with Matt Menard & Daniel Garcia.
Collision returns as Lexy is now with Daddy Magic & The TNT Champion, and she notes them helping out The Undisputed Kingdom. Can they explain how and why? But before Garcia can, Roddy shouts at “DANIEEEL~!” The Kingdom thanks Garcia for that, they appreciate the help. And trust Cole when he says that if there’s anyone who understands competition, certainly it’s Garcia. It is a shame, though, that Garcia & Menard don’t have a third man, because Cole, Roddy & Kyle wanna prove they’re the best trio in AEW. Garcia says yeah, well, they’ll be in Jacksonville next week for Collision: Homecoming.
And Garcia remembers walking into Jacksonville three years ago with two people he barely even knew, at the bottom of the totem pole. Three years later, we’re going back to Jacksonville and it’s a completely different story. Menard checks with Garcia. Is he saying they’re call the brand new father? The new father? Then Kingdom is on! Homecoming, Jacksonville, Six Man Tag! Cole and the boys like that, and they head out. Will things still be undisputed? Or will Cool Hand Ange’s return to the ring tip the scales?
Max Caster is in the ring.
Platinum Max has both a mic and a leather bag, and he thanks the fans, missing how they’re booing him. But Caster says there has been a lot of issues going on within The Acclaimed. There are a lot of rumors online, a lot of talk, but he wants to clear the air right now with his teammate, Anthony Bowens. Caster asks Bowens to come to the ring, and he has the fans cheer Bowens on. Bowens does walk out here, and he grabs a mic for himself. Caster says this has gone on long enough. There has been a huge misunderstanding between the two of them. They are a great team, and more importantly, they are great friends.
The biggest issue here is that Bowens just won’t admit that Caster is the Best Wrestler Alive! The fans boo and Bowens stops Caster there. Bowens says it is finally time for Caster to listen! Because for the last five years, Bowens has tried with every fiber of his being to protect Caster in the ring, in the locker room, and in the media. Because they, The Acclaimed, were tag team partners, and then became best friends. But now Bowens has to live with the very uncomfortable truth that Caster has made Bowens into a liar! Because for those five years, Bowens has had to lie to every single fan about who Caster is as a person!
Because Cincinnati, you need to know that Max Caster is an arrogant, cocky, selfish, edge lord PIECE OF S*IT! And Caster wants the fans to believe he’s the Best Wrestler Alive? Newsflash: The fans believe YOU SUCK! The fans cheer, but Caster brings out a (fake) degree from his bag that says “Best Wrestler Alive!” Bowens says this is what he means! Cater is selfish, he lost the team spirit! Why did Caster start looking down on Bowens? Maybe it’s because Bowens is the Scissor King, not that Caster’s been doing that. Well guess what? Bowens is more than that! He possesses every tool necessary to be a world champion! Cincy agrees there!
Bowens has proudly represented AEW since he put pen to paper! He is the GADDAMN PRIDE of AEW! He is the Five Tool Player!! The fans cheer that! And Bowens doesn’t need some piece of paper to prove it. Caster says don’t touch him! Wait, the music hits? They’re both here, so that means it is DADDY ASS! Billy Gunn is back, mic in hand, and he sighs looking at his boys fighting. The fans cheer and Billy says first off, what is wrong with these two? They are The Acclaimed! AEW World Tag Team Champions, AEW World Trios Champions, and they got everyone to scissor just because it was cool!
Caster claims Billy doesn’t care about them! He just attached himself to a couple of young, hungry wrestlers like them just so they could hear the fans chant his name again. Billy made it about Billy, when it should be about MAX! The Best Wrestler Alive! Oh, and Anthony! They are best friends! Seriously! Okay? They are two guys who were randomly put together, didn’t know each other, but they became the winningest tag team in AEW history! Every team Billy has been a part of has broken up, and there’s a reason for that. Yeah, even Gunn Club! Billy’s own two sons did not want anything to do with him!
Billy gets pissed and he gets in Caster’s face. The fans tell Billy, “KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!” Caster says he is not doing this. Bowens has to choose: Caster or Billy. If Bowens wants The Acclaimed to continue, it is either Caster or “washed-up” Billy Gunn. The fans cheer for “BILLY! BILLY!” Bowens is conflicted, but Caster stands there with open arms. Bowens offers the scissors, so Caster says okay. But then Bowens makes it a middle finger! The fans cheer as Bowens stands with Billy! So is that how it is? Caster says fine! Another bad decision from “Bad Decision Bowens.” You can’t walk away from Caster, he’s walking away from them!
Acclaimed is done because CASTER said so as leader of the team! It is Bowens’ fault, it is Billy’s fault, and it’s the fault of every fan here! Caster will prove to everyone that he IS the Best Wrestler Alive, and without him, Bowens sucks, Billy sucks, and all the fans suck! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Bowens tells Caster that he didn’t need Caster then, and he doesn’t need Caster now! Get outta his life! Billy, Cincy, one last time! Throw the scissors up! The fans cheer as Bowens & Billy SCISSOR~! Caster is frustrated, but will he just have to put up or shut up?
Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland & Prince Nana.
Lexy is with The Realest and says the past few weeks, he and Ricochet have had this cat ‘n’ mouse game. But it was announced that February 5th, Dynamite in Atlanta, we will get Swerve VS Ricochet. But until then, what is Swerve’s strategy? Swerve says respectfully, the longer they waste time talking, the more time Ricochet has to get away. And as for “cat ‘n’ mouse,” this is more like lion and rat. It will end now. February 5th, Swerve gets Ricochet in the ring to himself, but Swerve plans on seeing him way before then. Swerve has been cursed with the ability where everything he touches dies…
With that said, Swerve plans on using that for when he gets his hands on Ricochet’s throat! The Most Dangerous Man is only going to be more dangerous from now on, will Ricochet have no chance of escape?
AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tomohiro Ishii!
As Okada said himself to open the show, these two used to be the best of friends in NJPW under the banner of Chaos. But being part of The Elite (The, The Elite) has brought out the worst in one of the best wrestlers today. Will he continue to make it rain even here in Cincinnati? Or will the Stone Pitbull soon sink his teeth into some gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and Maximum Carnage gets some Strong Style thrown in!
The bell rings and the fans fire up as these two stare down. They circle, but then Okada backs off to the ropes. The fans boo but the ref has Ishii back up. Okada and Ishii reset, the fans cheer on “Both These Guys!” Okada again uses ropes for defense, and Ishii dares him to bring it! Okada runs up, they tie up, and Okada puts Ishii on ropes. Okada lets off, fakes the chop, then pats Ishii on the shoulder. But then Ishii CHOPS! Ishii fires forearms, Okada wobbles, but then Okada CLAWS the eyes! Okada runs, but Ishii CLOBBERS him! Ishii brings Okada up, CHOPS him, then eggs Okada on. Ishii whips, Okada grabs ropes, and Okada bails out!
The fans boo but Ishii storms out after Okada! Okada kicks low! Okada grins, but Ishii RAMS him into the railing! Ishii runs, and he CLOBBERS Okada again! The fans fire up while Ishii paces, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Okada sputters, Ishii drags him up, and Ishii CHOPS! Okada sputters, Ishii CHOPS again, and then Ishii CHOPS again! Ishii pushes Okada into the ring, storms in after him, and runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Okada snarls, Ishii sputters, and Okada brings Ishii up. Okada bumps Ishii off buckles, wrenches and whips, then he runs in to ELBOW Ishii down! Okada soaks up the cheers and jeers while the ref checks Ishii. Ishii is still in this so Okada storms up. The ref has Okada back off and the medic checks Ishii. A leg may have been tweaked after that last fall, but Okada storms up again. Ishii CHOPS him!
Ishii CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Okada kicks low! DDT! Ishii is stuck on his head, but Okada pushes him over to cover. TWO, but Okada kicks Ishii around. Ishii snarls as Okada scuffs him, and then Okada BOOTS! Ishii wobbles but stays on his feet! Okada BOOTS him again, but Ishii eggs Okada on! Okada runs, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men are down as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture. Okada goes to a corner, Ishii runs up, and Ishii LARIATS! Ishii hoists Okada up top, then he climbs up after Okada. Ishii brings Okada to the very top, for a SUPERPLEX! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Okada survives. Ishii snarls, stomps his foot to get feeling back in it, and he reels Okada in. But Okada fights to lift and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada hauls Ishii up to scoop, SLAM, and he goes to the corner! Okada climbs, aims, and MACHO ELBOWS! The fans fire up as Okada stands, and he winds up for the Rainmaker MIDDLE FINGER~! But Ishii BENDS that finger! Ishii gives a middle finger back, but Okada CLAWS Ishii’s face! Okada swings, Ishii ducks, but Okada elbows free. Okada whips, but Ishii avoids the dropkick! SLIDING0 NO, Okada avoids that to scoop and LANDSLIDE DRIVER!
Okada fires up, the fans are torn, but Okada ripcords and- LARIAT from Ishii!! The fans are thunderous as Ishii waits on Okada! Ishii runs, but Okada DROPKICKS him down! Okada ripcords again, but Ishii RAMS low! Then HEADBUTTS! Okada ROCKS Ishii! Okada brings Ishii around and short arm LARIATS! Ishii takes it, and HEADBUTTS Okada down! Ishii runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives and the fans fire up! Ishii fires up and he brings Okada around. Ishii suplexes, but Okada slips free! Okada DROPKICKS Ishii in the back! The fans are torn but Okada grins as he goes outside.
Okada grabs the ring bell!? The ref reprimands but Okada gives up the bell. Ishii runs up, Okada ripcords to LOW BLOW! Then a ripcord and RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (still AEW Continental Champion)
Okada grins, having cheated his former friend out of this one! Will nothing stop the reign when Okada’s willing to drag his own reputation through the mud?
The Gates of Agony speak.
Bishop Kaun has the camera come in close while they tell us who they are. Kaun has eight years in this game, and is a THREE-TIME ROH World Six Man Champion. Toa Liona is a Division I athlete, and so you know these two aren’t here by accident! They have run through the roster, shown up and shown out. Next week, they’re starting the run of a lifetime. Collision comes home to Daily’s Place, and The Gates want AEW to send the best they’ve got! AEW will soon belong to G O A!!
BREAKING NEWS for Collision: Homecoming.
Tony Khan has heard this request and has fulfilled it! The Gates of Agony will be battling The House of Black’s Brody King & Buddy Matthews! Will Kaun & Liona be able to #CloseTheGates on them? Or will the King of Death & Aussie Juggernaut tear the Gates down?
Dustin Rhodes VS Adam Priest!
The Natural is still the DUAL ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Champion, and he is looking to prove this is his best run yet! Will that continue through Maximum Carnage? Or will Priest read Dustin his last rites?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Dustin offers a handshake, but Priest says nope! The fans boo but the two tie up. Dustin headlocks, Priest powers up and out, drops down, and Dustin jumps over to then whip Priest away. Dustin arm-drags Priest on the return, then he wristlocks. The fans cheer as Dustin wrenches, but Priest kicks low! Priest ROCKS Dustin, then stomps Dustin to a corner. Priest fires hands, the ref counts and the fans boo, but Priest stops at 4. Priest stalks Dustin along ropes, then whips. Dustin says, “Not Today!” RHODES UPPERCUT! Priest staggers around into a SNAP POWERSLAM!
A rough landing for Priest, but Dustin fires up! The fans are with Dustin and he puts Priest in the corner. Dustin puts Priest’s leg in the ropes, UPPERCUTS him, then puts the other leg in the ropes. The ref says don’t do it! The fans say yes do it! Dustin CHOPS Priest, goes corner to corner, and the fans fire up. Dustin lines up the shot, takes a deep breathe, but the ref steps in the way! No shattering dreams tonight! Priest gets free and he CLOBBERS Dustin! The fans boo but Priest soaks up the heat. Priest CLUBS and kicks Dustin, whips him, but Dustin CLOBBERS Priest! And then snatches Priest into a dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!
Dustin isn’t done there, he gives Priest the FINAL RECKONING! Cover, Dustin wins!
Winner: Dustin Rhodes, by pinfall
This result was only natural, and Dustin is looking to keep things going in the New Year. Will he and the Sons of Texas all be shining between AEW and ROH?
Julia Hart VS Harley Cameron!
It was the Women’s Casino Gauntlet when The Princess of the Black Throne was aiming for Jamie Hayter, but she got this wild Aussie right in the face with that black mist! Will Julia soon #FeelTheWrath? Or will she prove that then, now and forever, The House Always Wins?
The bell rings, and Harley takes the sunglasses off. Her eyes are still sensitive from what Julia did to her, but Julia likes the look. The two tie up, Harley trips Julia and rains down fists! The fans fire up as Harley lets off, and then she runs. Julia swings, Harley gets around, but Julia fights the waistlock. Julia ROCKS Harley, whips her, but Harley reverses. Harley arm-drags, then runs up at the corner. Julia puts her on the apron but Harley ROUNDHOUSES back! Harley runs in, dodges, and ENZIGIRIS! Cover, TWO! Julia stays in this, but Harley storms around. Harley clamps onto Julia to rain down elbows!
The fans are torn as Harley drags Julia up. Julia CLAWS the eyes! Harley swings blindly, but Julia wrenches for an STO! Julia smiles while the fans are torn. Julia stalks Harley to ropes and CHOKES her! The ref counts, Julia CLAWS Harley’s eyes while she lets off. Harley flounders away while Collision goes picture in picture.
Julia pushes Harley back onto ropes and CHOKES her again! The ref counts, Julia lets go at 4, and she stalks Harley again. Julia CLUBS Harley, CLUBS her again, then has her back on ropes. Julia SCRAPES Harley’s face off the ropes, then bumps her off buckles. Julia fires forearms, stops as the ref counts, and Harley sputters as she staggers away. Julia pursues Harley, CLAWS her face again, then pushes her down. Julia DRIBBLES Harley off the mat! The ref reprimands, Julia stops and makes it a cover, TWO! Julia is almost amused by Harley, and she brings Harley up to throw her to the corner! Julia fires forearms again and again!
Julia digs her boot in, stops as the ref counts, and again Harley staggers away. Julia brings Harley around, reels her in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this and Julia is now annoyed. Julia CLUBS Harley, CLUBS her more, then brings her up. Harley ROCKS Julia! Julia ROCKS Harley! Julia KNEES Harley low and Collision goes to break.
Maximum Carnage returns and Harley has Julia down! Harley drags Julia up to fire knees into her! Harley then fireman’s carries, but Julia fights with elbows! Julia then shifts around for an IRON OCTOPUS! Harley endures, the fans fire up, and Julia pulls on the arm! Harley pulls on a leg, powers up, and she pops free! Julia pulls hair, but Harley throws Julia away! Julia comes back, whips her to a corner, then runs in. Harley goes out and around to then roll Julia up! TWO, but Julia SUPERKICKS! Julia ELBOWS Harley in the corner, runs side to side and ELBOWS her again! Julia reels Harley in for a DDT! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives and the fans fire up, but Julia snarls. But Harley has her in a ghost pin! TWO!! Julia escapes, and she SWEEPS the legs! Julia clamps onto Harley, brings her around, but Harley fights to the ROPEBREKA! The ref counts, Julia drags Harley from the ropes to try again. But Harley JAWBREAKERS! SOLE FOOD! Julia wobbles, Harley runs up, but Julia FLAPJACKS her off the buckles! BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Julia is pissed, she clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Harley taps, Julia wins!
Winners: Julia Hart, by submission
Harley put up quite the fight, but Julia found the way to win. Will Julia continue to be just as Hartless until she’s once again a champion?
Something is going down backstage!
Cameras catch the Learning Tree beating up Hobbs! Jericho sees the camera and says, “Hi, guys.” Big Bill shows he has Hobbs’ leg brace! The Learning Tree leaves the Powerhouse down, but is he out of the main event? Time is running out, because the main event is next!
12 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Learning Tree VS “Powerhouse” Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR!
The AEW World Champion, the AEW World Trios Champions, the ROH World Champion, and “The Branches” all stand against what was going to be The Book of Hobbs with Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum, Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood & Adam “Cope” Copeland. But after what Jericho, Bill & Keith just did to Hobbs, is this going to be a 6v5? Can Cope and comrades still win even with the odds against them?
The teams sort out and Bill shows off the “trophy” they took from Hobbs. Dax the Ax steps up against The Nueve in another go-around from last Collision. The fans rally up with the bell and the two circle. They tie up, go around, then break. Dax eggs Jericho on, Jericho storms up on him, and they go forehead to forehead. Jericho pie faces Dax, then SLAPS him! The afns boo but Dax says oaky. And he SLAPS back! Jericho SLAPS, Dax SLAPS, repeat! Dax then CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Dax whips corner to corner, runs up, but Jericho BOOTS him! Jericho goes up, MISSILE DROPKICKS, and he fires up while fans boo.
Tag to Keith, the Learning Tree mugs Dax, and then The Bad Apple throat chops! And regular CHOPS! Keith stalks Dax, but Dax CHOPS again and again! Dax snap suplexes Keith, drops a leg, then covers, ONE!! Dax fishhooks Keith’s mouth, then ELBOWS him down. Tag to Cash and FTR hoists Keith up. BOOSTED GOURD BUSTER! Cover, ONE!! Keith shows some true grit and he scrambles away. Cash says fine, someone get in. Yuta tags in, sniping things from Bill. Wheeler and Wheeler talk smack, circle, and they tie up. Cash wrenches to wristlock, then he WRINGS Yuta’s arm! Yuta kips up, and he ROCKS Cash!
Yuta CHOPS Cash, puts him in the corner, then CHOPS! Cash turns things around to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Cash whips corner to corner, Yuta bounces off buckles, and Cash BACKDROPS him! Dax is there to ROCK Yuta! Cash ROCKS Yuta! Yuta gets pinballed, then Cash DECKS Yuta! Tag to Truth and he wrenches Yuta for a wristlock. But Yuta pulls hair to throat Truth down! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Yuta CHOPS Truth in a corner! Yuta CLAWS Truth’s face, CHOPS him, but Truth gets in Yuta’s face! Truth CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Truth DECKS Yuta! Tag to Turbo!
The Outrunners double whip, body shot and KNEE LIFT, then Truth ROCKS Yuta! Turbo reels Yuta in, the fans rally up, and Turbo suplexes! Turbo holds Yuta up, then SLAMS him down! Cover, but Moxley breaks it! The fans boo but Truth runs up to ROCK Moxley! Claudio and The Learning Tree storm in, but so does the rest of the Rated FTRunners! The fans fire up as it is a 6v5 brawl, but the ref wants this to return to order! Rated FTRunners throw out Jericho, then they throw out Claudio, but Moxley falls back on his own. Bill and Dax take things outside, Cash keeps on Keith while Truth has Yuta, and Collision goes picture in picture!
The Outrunners mug Yuta while Cash climbs up to rain down fists on Keith! Things continue on the outside, Keith sends Cash into the railing! Dax KNEES Bill low, CLUBS him on the back, but Keith CLAWS Cash’s eyes! Turbo goes out there to CLUB Keith! Cash brings Keith around to SMACK off the railing! The fans get fired up as Cash CHOPS! Cash even high-fives the very excited kid up front. Keith says that kid needs to RESPECT Chris Jericho! Cash stands Keith up so the kid can CHOP him! Bill CLUBS Cash! Dax high-fives the kid, then goes back for Bill. The ref goes out and tells everyone to settle down!
Cope and the Outrunners also high-five the kid, and the teams finally go back to their corners. Turbo brings Yuta around, tags in Dax, and Dax kicks Yuta in the side. Dax bumps Yuta off buckles, then throws hands. Yuta counter punches, then he ROCKS Dax in the corner. Tag to Bill! Bill winds up to UPPERCUT Dax! Dax falls and crawls away, but Bill soaks up the cheers and jeers. Bill puts Dax against ropes and bends him back before he CLUBS him down! Bill fires a BODY SHOT, then soaks up more cheers and jeers. Dax kicks low, fires hands, then runs, but Marina trips him up! The ref missed that from arguing with Claudio!
Bill reels Dax in, hoists him up, and POWERBOMBS Dax down! Cover, Cope breaks it right as Maximum Carnage returns to single picture! The ref has to get everyone back again, and Bill protests. Bill drags Dax to a corner and stands on his neck! The ref counts, Bill steps off at 4, and Bill tags Jericho. The fans boo as Bill grabs Dax’s legs, YANKS him from the ropes, then stands him up. Jericho winds up to CHOP! Dax is stinging from that one, but Jericho brings Dax up again. Jericho whips Dax, Dax bumps Yuta! Yuta was too busy soaking up heat, but the Death Riders still look upset over that.
Jericho walks over, wants a tag, but Moxley thinks about it. Dax crawls, and Moxley finally tags in! The fans fire up as they want Moxley to go after Jericho, but Jericho brings up what he said earlier tonight. Moxley sees Dax is almost to his corner! Moxley gets Dax, reels him in, and lift shim up for a PILEDRIVER! Moxley drags Dax back, he tags Yuta, and Yuta drops a knee on Dax! Yuta soaks up heat, Keith ROCKS Dax, Bill ROCKS Dax, Claudio CHOKES Dax! The ref misses it all from dealing with Rated FTRunners! Yuta drops another KNEE, then he covers, TWO! Dax flounders but in the wrong direction!
Yuta drags Dax up, suplexes, then covers, TWO! Yuta keeps Dax down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Dax endures and fights up. Dax rises, fires body shots, then he shoves Yuta away. Dax catches Yuta to a SLEEPER! But Yuta powers out to catch Dax in a SLEEPER! Dax hits a back suplex, Yuta lands out, and Yuta POSTS Dax! FTRunners rally for Dax, but Yuta runs in! Dax dodges the knee to GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta crawls, tag to Bill! Bill runs up, but Dax dodges again! Bill hits buckles then falls back! Dax crawls, hot tags to Cope and Jericho! Cope rallies on Jericho with shoulder tackle after shoulder tackle!
Cope whips, Jericho reverses, but Cope CLOBBERS him! Cope then gets around, COPE-A-SETIC! Cope BLASTS Moxley for good measure! Cope then aims at Jericho and the fans fire up! Jericho rises, Cope runs in, CODE BREAKER! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Cope and Jericho both crawl, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on Jericho with big haymakers! The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Jericho! Truth jumps in, Turbo scoops and SLAMS him onto Jericho! Keith runs in, but Truth scoops him to SLAM onto Jericho! Keith & Jericho are side-by-side, and Truth says, “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVAB*TCH!”
THey shake hands, and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Claudio storms in to DOUBLE LARIAT! Cash runs in, and he LARIATS Claudio up and out! Yuta wrenches Cash to the PAIN THRILLER! Dax bobs ‘n’ weaves ‘n’ DDTS! Moxley CUTTERS Dax! Cope hits a THESZ PRESS and rains down fast hands! Moxley gets up, so Cope LARIATS him up and out! Bill BOOTS Cope! Dax & Cash sneak in, SHATTER- NO, Bill JABS free! Bill runs, but INTO A SHATTER MACHINE!!! FTR then brawls with Yuta & Claudio! Moxley CLAWS Cope’s eyes! Moxley underhooks but Cope wrenches out! IMPALER DDT on the ramp!!
The fans fire up while Moxley flounders, clutching his jaw! Marina has the briefcase and storms in! The ref stops Marina, Cope aims at Moxley! Cope runs, but into a BOOT from The Bastard, Pac!! Pac was the ace in the hole for The Death Riders! The fans boo but Pac talks smack on Cope. But wait, now Claudio & Yuta have come in from the back, and they have a blindfold bag! They put it on Cope, then drag Cope from ramp to floor! But CASH CANNONBALLS IN! FTR has caught up to them and the brawl is on again! Cope and Yuta brawl, the Death Riders and Rated FTR brawl their way into the crowd! The fans go wild as the action is now in their laps!
All that is left is Jericho and Turbo! Jericho runs to LIONSAULT, but he FLOPS as Turbo moves! The fans fire up as Jericho crawls, and he reaches out for his corner. But Turbo has no one! WAIT! Hobbs is finally making his way out here!! He said himself that even if he has to hobble, he’d be part of this match! Hot tags to Keith and Hobbs! The Powerhouse CLOBBERS the Bad Apple! And CLOBBERS Jericho! And back to Keith! Hobbs TOSSES Jericho, then sends Keith into him! DOUBLE SPLASH! Hobbs keeps moving, and he DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLES them down! The fans fire up with Hobbs, but here comes Bill!
The fans fire up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Bill and Hobbs step to each other, and the haymakers start flying! The fans continue to chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs gets the edge, but Bill choke grips! Hobbs pries the grip away! Bill UPPERCUTS! Bill runs, but Hobbs TOSSES him! Jericho is up top, and he AX HANDLES Hobbs down! But then Turbo is there to scoop! Truth runs in, TOTAL RECALL on Jericho! The ref reprimands and The Outrunners step out. Keith has the ROH World Championship! Keith runs up on Hobbs, but Hobbs blocks the cheap shot! The fans tell Keith he messed up! Hobbs LARIATS Keith down!
Hobbs brings the straps down and he says thumbs down! SPINEBUSTER for Keith! Cover, Hobbs wins for the team!
Winners: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, The Outrunners & Rated FTR, by pinfall
The Learning Tree tried to earn the Death Riders’ trust, but they only angered The Powerhouse! Will The Book of Hobbs still find his way back to a championship story in the New Year? And what of Rated FTR? Are they still brawling with The Death Riders somewhere in Cincinnati? Will they be brawling all the way to Knoxville this Wednesday?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here, but with some obvious new examples of Tony Khan forgetting his own stories. The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor Promotions was a great Six Man Tag, and a great win for Cole, Roddy & Kyle now that they’re all back together, but I guess The Conglomeration meant nothing to anyone in the end. Secondly, Daniel Garcia making the save is fine and all, but why’re we pivoting away from how Garcia is friends with Private Party and should be helping them with The Hurt Syndicate? Not to mention, Shelton and Garcia still have beef from the C2 to settle, aka a TNT Championship match. Hurt Syndicate had a good promo, and it’s really hard to think Private Party retains the tag titles.
Back to Garcia, I do appreciate we’re getting back to him teaming with Menard & Parker, and we’ll have a fun Six Man Tag for Homecoming, but I feel like Undisputed Kingdom wins again. We’ll probably get the Kingdom member who scores the fall challenging for the TNT Championship, so maybe like Kyle VS Garcia, but even that should be a one-off. If The Kingdom wants to be the “best trio” in AEW, that means they want the trios titles, and that means running afoul of The Death Riders, who already have Rated FTR after them. I suppose the easiest solution is just for Claudio, Yuta & Pac to defend against both teams in some kind of wild Trios match, but it’s hard to say if TK can sort out a mess like that.
There’s also the ROH World Six Man titles, but it doesn’t seem like The Von Erichs ever leave Texas. And All In: Texas is the big attraction for the Summer, so I can’t imagine “The Sons of Texas” losing in Texas… Well, that’s a problem to be solved later, we still got a good match from Dustin Rhodes tonight, but then that was about it. I was expecting someone from the ROH side to call him out for the tag titles, but nope. Gates of Agony had a very good promo to put a challenge of their own out there, and I suppose since they want the best possible, TK wasn’t going to short change them. Brody & Buddy having a match for Homecoming could help them introduce their new team name that is no longer House of Black related, given Malakai Black seems on his way out for real this time.
Speaking of, Julia had a very good match with Harley and got a very good win out of it. Julia still seems to be working the rust off but she can definitely find her way back to a title. If it’s Mercedes Mone still as TBS Champion, Julia isn’t winning. And even then, whoever beats Mone isn’t losing to Julia… Toni Storm had a good promo with Schiavone, especially the subtle way she stopped Schiavone from bringing up her past with Mariah. Whether this is a delusion or a deception, that will surely come to a head next week when Toni and Mariah meet face to face. I am really going to enjoy the moment Toni finally says, “How DARE you!” again.
Very good tag match of Murder Machines VS Top Flight, but of course Archer & Cage were going to win. They need their own momentum, for starters, and also they’re just massive. Depending on how the tag title match goes, I could see the Murder Machines going after Private Party, or even stepping to the Hurt Syndicate to make that the next phase of the Don Callis Family story. Ospreay had a good promo to bring up that feud, and I would think Ospreay’s chat with Omega next week is to make an alliance so that they can take on The Don Callis Family. Then as I said on Wednesday, we can get Ospreay & Omega VS Murder Machines first, then Ospreay & Omega VS Kyle & Konosuke after that.
Hangman VS Daniels was an awesome Texas Death Match, just a little bit short of the matches Hangman has had with Swerve. But even so, Daniels looked awesome, even with how he was bleeding and beat up. Hangman wins, of course, and he could go after just about anyone after this. And if this is Daniels’ sendoff as an in-ring competitor, what a way to go out, #ThankYouCD. Speaking of Swerve, he’s of course going to be hunting Ricochet, and the three weeks until Dynamite Atlanta will be some interesting ones. But I feel like they could’ve instead kayfabed that each week is meant to have Ricochet VS Swerve, Ricochet keeps ducking Swerve, and then TK takes an onscreen role to say enough is enough, Ricochet HAS to face Swerve in Atlanta, last warning.
Okada VS Ishii was a great match, and Okada sure hit all his usuals. Okada cheating to get the win is fitting of this Heel persona, but it’s hard to say where he’s going after this. Part of me wonders if Hobbs can step to him given how strong he’s getting to look lately. Good promo from Hobbs & Rated FTRunners, and I do commend Learning Tree for attacking after as a way of trying to win over The Death Riders. It didn’t work out, obviously, as Hobbs gets to look even stronger. Rated FTR and Death Riders brawling out of the building to take themselves out of the equation was smart, too, keeps them from being part of the math once Hobbs “heroically” goes out there and wins it for the Faces. Hobbs VS Okada would be an awesome match, and the promos oughta be fun, too.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?
Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
- Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.
Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.
Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.
Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!
Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!
Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!
The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!
Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?
MVP speaks.
“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”
Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!
Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?
“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”
What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.
But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?
AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”
That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.
“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?
Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?
The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.
Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!
MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!
Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!
The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!
Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!
Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?
Jeff Jarrett is here!
Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”
Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”
The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”
The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.
“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.
The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.
But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.
And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.
And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!
MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?
MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!
Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?
Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!
Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?
Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!
The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.
Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!
The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!
The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!
Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!
Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!
Winner: Hook, by disqualification
The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!
SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?
AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.
Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.
Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?
Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.
AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”
Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!
Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?
Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.
Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!
Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!
Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!
Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.
Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!
Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!
The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!
Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?
The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!
Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?
The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.
Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!
Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!
Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!
Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.
Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!
Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.
Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.
The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!
The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)
Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.
Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.
Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.
Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.
Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.
Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.
And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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