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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News! (6/27/20)

The Eventide Contenders are named!

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Hyrule Puro-Resu has reached a decision!

As promised just a week ago, HPW has chosen the names for the Eventide Challenge qualifying matches! King Nicolas Foolyere Hyrule stands on stage in front of the titantron again. He welcomes us all back and reminds us of last week’s press conference. To start this press conference, King Nicolas will reveal the THREE Eventide Challenge Qualifier Triple Threats!

First: Garo Master VS Yuga VS Ashei! Garo was strong in the Bracket of Wisdom and had a good showing in the 21 Man Battle Royal. “The Artist,” Yuga lost to Link within the Bracket of Courage but has been vocal on social media. Ashei mostly benefits from the luck of the shuffle, but a 4-2 record in the HPW Women’s Division is still respectable. Will this co-ed Triple Threat look anything like the Triforce Championship Triple Threat we saw on April 1st?

Second: King Moblin VS Master Kohga VS Groose! The Skyloft Stud lost his Death Mountain Championship, but perhaps he can climb back up to the summit? But at the same time, he faces one opponent that is big and bulky and another that is agile and sly. Will the World’s Strongest Moblin or the charismatic leader of the Yiga punch their ticket to Treasure Island?

Last but not least: Fin Balure VS Rosso VS… Zelda! There is no controversy here, King Nicolas had no control over where his daughter placed. Humback Hook Halibut respects Zelda’s ability and allowed her name to be in the running. But the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla and the Stone Breaker are just as talented and will not make this easy on her.

King Nicolas also reminds us that the inaugural HPW Treasure Island event will have all the titles on the line. On August 8th, we will see: Link VS Ganondorf Dragmire for the HPW Triforce Championship; Midna VS Cia for the HPW Goddess Championship; The- “Pardon the interruption, oh great King Nicolas,” a booming voice shouts. It’s Iron Knuckle! He leads the Darknuts down the aisle towards the stage. Nicolas asks why they’re here, but Iron Knuckle says it should be obvious. The Dark Forces are the HPW Trios Champions, are they not? They are. And they have not had to defend those titles since winning them, have they not? That is unfortunately true. “And so they must, without question, defend those titles on this ‘Treasure Island’, isn’t that right?” That’s exactly right.

Then perhaps Iron Knuckle is overstepping his bounds, but he would certainly hope he and his associates here are the ones King Nicolas was about to name for the title match. King Nicolas is rather nervous with Iron Knuckle and the Darknuts staring right at him. O-Of course he was going to name them! The Dark Forces VS The… Wait, do they have a trio name? They do. After much consideration, Iron Knuckle and the Darknuts have agreed to the name, “Forged by Violence.”Alright then. For the HPW Trios Championships, it will be The Dark Forces VS The Forged By Violence! No, no, it’s just “Forged By Violence,” there’s no “The.” King Nicolas apologizes and announces it correctly, The Dark Forces VS Forged By Violence! King Nicolas wishes them the best of luck and the newly named trio takes their leave.

Last but not least, the HPW Death Mountain Championship.

Though Ghirahim has redesigned and renamed the title, Hyrule Puro-Resu did not give their approval. But in the end, the only way Ghirahim will get to keep his new belt is if he wins on Treasure Island. Ghirahim joins the news conference via video call on the titantron. “About time. I’m a very busy demon lord, you know. Though at the same time, I can’t blame you for leaving the best for last.” Well, it’s good to know Ghirahim feels that way. King Nicolas is sure Ghirahim will like this announcement. For the HPW Exquisite Championship, it will be Ghirahim Mazokucho VS… IGOS DU IKANA!

Ghirahim is FURIOUS hearing this! “Why does that bag of bones get this opportunity?! He lost to Ganondorf!” Yes, but he defeated Ghirahim to have that match. Ghirahim is champion, so Igos has the strongest case to be his challenger. Does Ghirahim fear he’ll lose again? That question upsets Ghirahim more, and he takes a moment to calm down. “I will defeat Igos du Ikana, and I will keep Hyrule Puro-Resu… EXQUISITE~!” Ghirahim slicks back his hair and holds up the title belt. Will that title still be exquisite? Or will Ghirahim #FalltoRuin all over again?


My Thoughts:

While I said last time that I’d shuffle the names, Zelda was actually always going to be in the running for the Eventide Challenge. Groose got lucky to be part of the nine, though. But at the same time, he’s becoming an important character so it’d be a shame if he missed out. And I’m rather intrigued that Ashei managed to be the one other female character in the nine. For Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess having “The Resistance” be these trained warriors, that group of characters didn’t do much fighting, so it’ll be almost completely up to me to figure out her wrestling style. I can’t wait to see who wins, or rather who loses, their respective Triple Threats on July 11th and who moves on towards Treasure Island!

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (4/10/25)

It’s gonna be May!

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There’s been a slight change in the forecast…

There may not be a storm on the horizon, but when Wrestling Is Life, every day is unpredictable! What does HPW have planned for May Day?

 

HPW prepares for the storm ahead…

Blood & Thunder still beckons, and the Faces of Evil need to defend their HPW World Trios Championships. Therefore, Wrestling Is Life will see two qualifying trios matches! After the controversial nature of losing the titles at HyruleMania, Arrow Club is given a spot in these qualifiers. And they will be facing familiar foes in TSDQ! The Studly Don’t Quit, but will they make it through to ThunderStruck? As for the second qualifier, Los Taros Locos will return in hopes of stampeding up to the top of HPW, but they’ll be up against quite the mysterious team. Cia represents the OG Dark Forces expelled from the group, and she’ll bring her sister, Lana, with her!

But who is their third partner? They didn’t name them, so who could it be? Volga? Kevin Gibdo? Or even Wizzro? Will keeping it an unknown be the key to winning?

 

Igos du Ikana speaks.

From inside his shadowy throne room, The Ruler of Ruin looks at the HPW Death Mountain Championship on a pedestal. “The HPW Death Mountain Championship. A championship created not just to commemorate one of Hyrule’s greatest landmarks, but also to commemorate one of Hyrule’s greatest wrestling promotions. Death Mountain Wrestling was a vital part of wrestling history, where legends would pave the way for a new generation, and inspire many more. Not unlike Termina Championship Wrestling.”

Igos walks past the pedestal to look to a trophy case. Igos looks to his copy of the classic TCW Championship, and even of the High Noon Championship. There are also poster sized pictures of Igos’ greatest moments, such as the first time he won the TCW title, and the last time he held it while TCW was still active. Igos continues by saying, “I say this not because you don’t know. Of course you know this. I say this so that you might understand. I say this because I need you to understand. You have great aspirations, and strong ambition, but I don’t think you understand what you’re attempting to achieve.

“You stand at the foot of a mountain, it’s shadow upon you. That mountain’s name is legacy. You want to climb the mountain. You want to reach the top and plant your own flag at the summit. You want everyone to see you, to look up to you, to acknowledge you. But this climb is more challenging than you know. This climb is more challenging than you can handle. These belts may only be ten pounds, but they weigh so much more once you put them on. You are not ready for the climb. You are not ready to carry that weight. You are not ready to push yourself, step after step, inch after inch, as the mountain only grows steeper and steeper. And you never will be.

“So I tell you this not because you do not know. I tell you this so that you may understand. You must turn back now, find another path forward, before it is too late. Before you fall… to ruin.” It is clear who this message is for, but will young Yunobo heed this grizzled warrior’s warning?

 

HPW Deep Dive: Wisdom VS Power.

The Princess of Hyrule visits Hero of Hyrule, Link, now that he’s home from the hospital. He still needs bed rest, given everything Ganon did to him. He has bandages around his head, and his sister, Aryll, checks his stitches. 13 stitches all along the hairline. They’re holding well, no bleeding. Zelda sits with Link and holds his hand. She apologizes for what happened, but Link shakes his head. Aryll agrees, Zelda’s not to blame, Ganon and his Dark Forces are. They ruined her moment, they beat Link down, so they they have to be stopped. Ganon’s coming after the title anyway, so Zelda can get payback at the same time.

Ganon says, “Like I give a damn.” The Gerudo Ace lounges in his manor, The Dark Forces all around him. That now includes Shabonne & Tali, sporting new ensembles to reflect joining up. The Faces of Evil have their HPW World Trios Championships while Ganon has the Triforce Tournament trophy in hand. Ganon then mockingly says, “YoU dEsErVe It~! YoU dEsErVe It~!” Audio from the Triforce Anniversary event is interspliced here, as well as flashes of Zelda being emotional as she has the title belt put on.

“Isn’t it strange that Zelda takes the fall at HyruleMania, but I’m the one relegated to the tournament? And she clearly has that pointy eared little simp wrapped around her finger, or else he wouldn’t have even agreed to the match. But hey, what do I know? I only beat Link one-on-one in his first defense, then beat Zelda one-on-one in my first defense. I’m the Triple Crown Champion, I beat legends of TCW, and I’m this year’s Triforce Tournament winner. No one is more deserving of that title, of whatever title there is, than me! Isn’t that right?” The group all say, “Yeah!”

Ganon says, “The Dark Forces will be golden!” The group again shouts, “Yeah!” Ganon says, “The Dark Forces RUNS HPW!” The group again shouts, “YEAH!!” The Dark Forces all raise a glass to drink it up, while Link rests his head on Zelda’s shoulder and she rests her head on his. The Princess of Hyrule may reign, but will she fail to trump the Gerudo Ace? The countdown is on until May 1st, when Wrestling is Life!


 

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