AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/8/22)
Blackpool Combat Club is on a Rampage!
Is Wheeler Yuta going to impress Jon Moxley?
Wheeler Yuta brings the ROH Pure Championship to AEW, but the prize he’s after is impressing Jon Moxley and joining Blackpool Combat Club! Will the Maniac approve of The Decoder?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bryan Danielson VS Trent Beretta; Bryan wins.
- Swerve Strickland VS QT Marshall w/ The Factory; Swerve wins.
- Owen Hart Memorial Women’s Tournament Qualifier: Red Velvet VS Willow Nightingale; Velvet wins and advances to the tournament.
- Wheeler Yuta VS Jon Moxley; Moxley wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Bryan Danielson VS Trent Beretta!
The American Dragon represents the Blackpool Combat Club against #JustTrent of the Best Friends. William Regal is on commentary, he doesn’t get why Trent hangs around with “goofs” like Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy. Will Trent show just how serious he can get?
The bell rings and fans rally up already. They feel out the grapple, knuckle lock, and Bryan rolls to wrench and wrangle Trent down. Trent endures but Bryan twists the arm to a keylock. Trent rolls, trips Bryan and has a toehold. Bryan rolls it to a waistlock, then he pulls on the nose to KICK Trent in the back! Fans fire up but Trent scowls as the two reset. They circle, tie up in collar ‘n’ elbow, but Bryan wrenches and headlocks. Trent powers out and things speed up, Trent CLOBBERS Bryan with an elbow! Bryan shakes his head as he sits up. Fans rally as the two stare down and approach.
Fans chant, “You’re gonna get your head kicked in!” and Bryan smirks. Bryan and Trent knuckle lock, Bryan KICKS a leg, then KICKS it again. Bryan CHOPS Trent in a corner, but Trent turns it around to CHOP back! Trent whips corner to corner, but Bryan BOOTS from the corner! Bryan leaps to GUILLOTINE! Trent stays up, and powers out with a back drop! Cover, ONE!! Trent is annoyed but he clamps on with a chinlock as fans rally. Bryan fights up, powers Trent to ropes, and he puts the arms on the ropes to CHOP! Trent goes to a corner, but Bryan fires off YES KICKS! Bryan then brings Trent out to suplex, but Trent slips off!
Trent hops up, but Bryan goes to ropes, so Trent headscissors Bryan out! Trent skins the cat, fans fire up, Trent PLANCHAS into a kick! Bryan takes Trent outta the air and just soaks up all the cheers and jeers. Bryan goes back into the ring, builds up speed, and he DIVES, into Trent’s SAIDO! Payback from Trent, and he lines up a shot. Trent runs in but Bryan sends him into steel steps! The ref checks on Trent but he’s okay somehow, and Rampage goes picture in picture!
Bryan grins as he slowly gets up. Trent staggers up but drops to his knees. Bryan gets in the ring and soaks up more cheers and jeers, but Trent isn’t far behind. Trent shakes out his arms but Bryan is right on him with a chinbar, and then he drives an elbow into Trent’s shoulder! Bryan clamps on for a neck wrench, then drops another elbow! Bryan clamps the chinbar back on to grind Trent down, but Trent endures and fans rally up. Trent fights up as Rampage returns to single picture. Bryan EuroUppers Trent hard! Bryan stands Trent up to HEADBUTT him, too! Bryan taunts Trent as he slumps against ropes.
Trent scowls but Bryan scrapes him with his boot. Trent fires a forearm but Bryan EuroUppers! Bryan reels Trent in, SNAP HALF HATCH! Bryan sits up to revel in the cheers, then he does jumping jacks just to show off. Bryan goes up to the top rope, but Trent trips him up! Trent climbs, he brings Bryan up, SUPERPLEX! Both men are down and fans fire up with the standing count! Bryan and Trent sit up at 5 of 10, Trent pulls away his shoulder tape but Bryan CHOPS him! Trent CHOPS back! Bryan CHOPS, Trent CHOPS, it’s a CHOP fight! Bryan shifts to EuroUppers, but Trent ducks the enziguri to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX!
Fans fire up and Bryan ends up in a corner! Trent runs in, to back elbow! Then TORNADO- NO! Bryan powers out to ROLLING ELBOW! And then SHOULDER CAPTURE PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Bryan clamps on with a DRAGON SLEEPER! Trent endures, fans rally up, and Trent drags himself forward to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Bryan lets off, and Bryan taunts Trent to get back up. Bryan drags Trent up, cravats and throws KNEES! Bryan then lets Trent drop, and he brings him back up into a Gotch hold. Trent fights it off, has the Alabama, but Bryan sunset flips! High stack, TWO! Trent has it now, TWO!
Trent hurries to a corner, Bryan runs in, but Trent dodges! The dropkick hits buckles, Trent gets Bryan up to TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Trent is beside himself, but fans fire up. Trent drags Bryan up from a corner, puts him back up top, and he CHOPS! Fans duel as Trent climbs up, but Bryan slips out underneath to trip Trent up! Bryan then goes up to drag Trent up, SUPER BACK- CROSSBODY! Trent turned it, he covers, TWO!! Bryan survives but both men are slow to standing. Fans rally up, Trent drags Bryan up and ROCKS him with a forearm! Bryan KICKS back, but Trent ROCKS Bryan again!
Bryan KICKS, Trent eggs him on! Bryan KICKS, Trent forearms, but Bryan fires off more kicks! Bryan hits a ROLLING ELBOW, but Trent ROLLING ELBOWS back! Then Trent ducks Bryan’s elbow to HALF ‘N’ HALF! Bryan goes flying, Trent gets up, LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Bryan survives again and the fans are thunderous! Bryan gets to ropes but Trent storms over there. Trent stand Bryan up, ROCKS him with forearm after forearm, and he starts raining down on Bryan! The ref counts, Trent lets off to shout at Bryan. Trent runs, but Bryan follows and BUSAIKU KNEES! Bryan drags Trent in, Gotch hold for the PILEDRIVER!!
But Bryan wags his fingers, he isn’t done with that! Fans fire up as Bryan snarls and shouts, “You wanna see me kick his head in?!?” “YES!!” Bryan gets the arms, and he gives Trent those DANIELSON STOMPS! Then Bryan locks on the omoplata for a REVERSE GROVIT! Trent taps, Bryan wins!
Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission
Regal on commentary says he loves the little details. The American Dragon did his part for the BCC, but will the Maniac do the same in tonight’s main event?
Rampage is LIVE next week!
And at an earlier time, too! 7 Eastern, and it’ll have the AEW World Championship TEXAS DEATHMATCH, Adam Page VS Adam Cole! Who proves to be the deadlier Adam?
Backstage interview with Hook.
Lexi Nair says the world has been quietly anticipating what the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil has to say. But he chooses to not say anything. Is there anything on his mind? Nope, he’s just eating chips and listening to music. He heads out, but Danhausen says, “Gotcha this time!” Nope, Hook just throws his chips away. Danhausen decides to try what’s left in the bag. Do these give Hook his power? Well, probably not. How many times will Danhausen try to curse Hook?
Rampage returns with Dam Lambert & The Men of the Year in the ring.
The TNT Champion says, “I made the brave decision to get rid of the open door challenge, because I was looking for someone to step up. I was looking for someone to separate themselves from the rest of the pack and prove that they think they’ve got what it takes to do what nobody has been able to do in 394 days!” But Sammy Guevara says, “Will you please shut the hell up?!” Honestly, Scorpio, that title isn’t supposed to make the man, the man is supposed to make the title. And right now, Scorpio makes the title mean NOTHING. As for Dan Lambert, what is HE going to do? Say something offensive or sexist? They’re all used to it by now, they won’t be bothered by it.
Sammy wants Tay to do a favor. Translate “Sexist Piece of Sh*t” into Portuguese, please. Oh, that’s easy! “Dan Lambert.” Lambert says he’s actually here to save them from themselves! He may not be fluent in Tay’s broken English, but he thinks Tay said Dan is sexist. Maybe he is, but he’s also a father. And the father in him thinks their parents have suffered enough humiliation for one lifetime. The father in Dan is gonna give them advice! “When you run your mouths, talk a little bit more about what you do in this damn ring than what you do in the bedroom!” Sammy tells Lambert that they’re not here for a lecture! This isn’t a talk show, this is a wrestling show, they want a match!
Ethan Page says we all get it! Sammy & Tay want a match. They may not have put this together, but All Ego doesn’t lace up his boots unless we’re talking big money marquee. And he gets it, Spanish God VS Scorpio or Spanish God VS All Ego is big money, because Sammy is a PILLAR~! But as a pillar, Sammy is the first crack in the foundation! Sammy & Tay are just a PR disaster waiting to happen! Not only that, but Ethan is a dad, too. He tells Gabriella Page at home, even though she’s asleep because he’s a good parent, that Ethan prays she never end up like Tay. Sammy says he doesn’t give a sh*t about Ethan’s kid. Sammy just wants a match!
So until American Top Team gives them something, Sammy & Tay are gonna come out here again and again, making their lives a living hell. If you were mad about the car, just wait until next week. See ya later, bitch! Sammy & Tay head out, but just what will they do to force American Top Team’s hand?
Chris Jericho presents his Sports Entertainer of the Week.
“Due to his homegrown leadership and commitment to the Nightmare Factory and his choices of colognes and BMW’s,” Jericho says QT Marshall is the Sports Entertainer of the Week. But while QT won this, is he about to lose in whose house? SWERVE’S HOUSE!
Swerve Strickland VS QT Marshall w/ The Factory!
The bell rings, the two circle, and they tie up. Fans rally for Swerve as QT headlocks. Swerve powers out but QT runs him over! QT mocks Swerve’s pose, but Swerve hooks QT’s leg with legs! Swerve then gets up to grind QT’s shoulder, but QT scoops. Swerve slips off, O’Conner Roll then handsprings to headscissor! QT staggers up into a hip toss! Swerve floats to a jackknife, TWO! QT flounder sup, kicks back and whips, but Swerve handsprings up and out of the ring! Fans fire up while Swerve sees Solo and Comoroto creeping. He stares them down as Rampage goes picture in picture.
The Factory stands down and Swerve goes up to the apron, and he shoulders QT away. Swerve slingshots up and over to sunset flip but QT stays up. Swerve slips out the back, shoves QT out, then goes to the apron to BOOT QT down! Solo checks on QT and the ring count starts. Swerve waits on QT to get up, and then he leaps for ax handles! Swerve bumps QT off the apron, puts him in the ring, and then goes up the corner. Swerve aims but QT gets up while Solo distracts. Swerve jumps over QT, ducks one lariat, but not the SOUTHPAW! The ref knows what was going on, though, so he EJECTS The Factory!
QT is freaking out as his proteges go up the ramp! QT hurries after Swerve with haymakers in the corner, as well as stomps. The ref counts, QT lets off, and QT drags Swerve up to CLUB him. Swerve shoves back but QT kicks low. QT pushes Swerve around, drag shim up but Swerve throws hands! And CHOPS! Swerve whips, QT reverses but Swerve ducks and dodges, only for QT to CLOBBER him! QT grins as he looms over Swerve and Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Swerve hits a running forearm! QT staggers but Swerve runs to forearm again! QT stays up so Swerve runs again, ducks and dodges to CLOBBER QT down this time! Fans fire up and Swerve back elbows in the corner! Swerve snapmares QT, goes up, FLYING UPPERCUT! Fans fire up and chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” QT arm-drags out of the half nelson then pop-up HAYMAKER! QT calls for it, he reels Swerve in, but no Diamond Cutter! Swerve BOOTS from the corner, goes out then steps in, basement dropkick! SOMERSAULT COMPLETE SHOT! Fans fire up and Swerve gives QT a HOUSE CALL! Cover, Swerve wins!
Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall
But Ricky Starks hops off commentary to have the “garbage” music turn off. Starks tells Swerve that this is the deal. They have unfinished business, Keith and Hobbs have unfinished business. So Dynamite in New Orleans, it will be a tag match! “So bring that big ol’ bozo, Keith Lee, with you, I’ma bring my homie, Powerhouse Hobbs, and we gonna do the damn thing and get it poppin’ like I’ve been trying to since day one!” Absolute has issued the challenge, and Swerve is all for it! Will Team Taz find out that in Swerve’s House, everything is limitless?
AEW hears from Marina Shafir.
The Problem tells Jade Cargill, “I’m begging you to solve me.” The TBS Championship showdown is coming, will Shafir simply be number 30? Or will she be the one in 29-1 that takes both streak and title away from #ThatBitch?
Owen Hart Memorial Women’s Tournament Qualifier: Red Velvet VS Willow Nightingale!
So far, Toni Storm, Jamie Hayter and Hikaru Shida have earned their spots in this inaugural tournament. But now, The Chef and #EyeCandy are looking to cook up something real sweet in Boston! Who moves on to join in as the fourth seed of the bracket?
The bell rings, the two circle and tie up. Velvet waistlocks but Willow pries free to switch. Fans rally, Willow SLAMS Velvet down then rolls her to a bridge, TWO! Willow smiles and Velvet nods as the two circle. They tie up, Velvet wrenches, hammerlocks, but Willow switches that onto Velvet. Velvet endures, elbows back and reaches back, to go up for a flying-mare! Willow staggers up, things speed up, and Velvet CALF KICKS! Willow stays up, Velvet arm-drags her down and has the armlock. Willow fights up, fans rally and Willow whips Velvet away to run her over! Willow flexes and fans fire up!
Willow runs, rolls, and bypasses, but Velvet ducks and leaps, Willow runs her over again! Cover, TWO! Willow drags Velvet up, scoops her, and SLAMS her! Then Willow runs, but Velvet avoids the senton! Fans fire up, Velvet puts Willow in a corner and fires off with hands! That boxing background shows itself, then Velvet stomps Willow. Velvet digs her boots into Willow and she stirs it up. The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4, and she brings Willow up to fire forearms. Velvet whips but Willow handsprings, then spins Velvet around, snap suplex! Then the SENTON! Cover, TWO! Willow grows frustrated but fans fire up!
Willow climbs the corner, all the way to the top! MOONSAULT FLOPS! Velvet managed to avoid most of that, and she rallies with big forearms! Velvet drop toeholds Willow to ropes, then runs to DOUBLE KNEE her, and YANK the ropes to put her down! JUST DESSERTS! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and fans fire up! Velvet brings Willow up to throw haymakers, then runs, into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO!! Willow grows frustrated again but fans are still behind her! Willow ROCKS velvet, Velvet ROCKS Willow! Willow CHOPS, so Velvet CHOPS! Willow and Velvet trade more shots, Velvet gets the edge! Velvet runs, but Willow POUNCES!
Fans are thunderous as Willow stands up and roars! The straps come down, CANNONBALL in the corner! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Willow is beside herself! Willow drags Velvet up, reels her in, suplexes, but Velvet slips out to BACKSTABBER! She flips Willow over, runs, SCREW HIGH KICK! Cover, Velvet wins!
Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall (advances to the Owen Hart Tournament)
Velvet soaks up the cheers and jeers from Boston, she’s ready to make history! Who else will join this fab four in the women’s bracket?
Just announced for Dynamite in New Orleans!
The ROH World Television Championship makes its AEW debut as MINORU SUZUKI defends the belt against SAMOA JOE! Hell, just Suzuki VS Joe is big, but who will be leaving Louisiana with the gold?
Backstage interview with Tony Nese.
Lexi Nair upsets The Premier Athlete by apparently not having the same enthusiasm for him as she did everyone else. Does she know who he is? He is the hottest free agent signing in AEW history! But she’s yuckin’ it up with goofs like Hook and Danhausen! Nese wants to get what he deserves! But in walks Mark Sterling. He agrees with Nese, actually. Nese might have seen some of his work with MJF and Jade. Maybe what Nese needs is proper legal representation. Let’s walk ‘n’ talk. Has Smart Mark just added another heavy hitter to his stable?
Mark Henry speaks with tonight’s main eventers.
He knows Wheeler Yuta has had a big week already as the NEW ROH Pure Champion, and he took Bryan Danielson to the limit. What does he have in store for Jon Moxley? Wheeler’s no stranger to Moxley. Moxley embarrassed Yuta in minutes their first time, but the second time they fought, Yuta came that close. Moxley may not want to listen to what Bryan has to say about him, but Wheeler Yuta is NOT the same guy he was before. Mox beat him, bruised him, battered him, so there is nothing left Mox can do to Yuta! Yuta is not afraid! He is the ROH Pure Champion, and tonight he earns respect!
Moxley finally looks at the camera as he says, “Let’s be very, very clear. It’s not my job to show you respect! I’m not your friend, I’m not your buddy, I don’t care what William Regal thinks about you, this ain’t Pure Rules! Tonight, I have one job: spill your guts all over the mat to find out exactly, finally, once and for all, what you are really made of!” Well there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event! Will the Decoder show Moxley that what he’s made of is worthy of joining the Blackpool Combat Club?
Wheeler Yuta VS Jon Moxley!
Rampage returns as Yuta makes his entrance from the stage, and then Moxley makes his from the crowd. But Yuta DIVES out onto Moxley!! Yuta fires off, whips Moxley into steel steps, and then brings him up to keep on him! Moxley gets his jacket off as they go staggering into the crowd! Yuta CHOPS Moxley, CLUBS him, then fires off while Moxley sits in an open chair! Moxley pushes Yuta away and goes back towards ringside. Moxley kicks low, but Yuta blocks the bump to smack Moxley off railing! Yuta stalks Moxley more, CLUBS him again, and they get in the ring. Moxley shoots around to GERMAN SUPLEX!
The ref calls for the bell and this match is officially on! Moxley drags Yuta up, suplexes high and hard, then paces. Yuta gets himself to a corner, Moxley run sin, and he clotheslines! Then CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS! Yuta CHOPS back, and CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Moxley BOOTS Yuta down! Cover, ONE! Moxley drags Yuta back up, straitjacket and palm strikes to the face! Then he claws Yuta’s face! Fans rally and duel, the ref reprimands and Moxley lets off. Moxley eggs Yuta on so Yuta CHOPS again! And again! And again! Moxley HEADBUTTS then runs, but Yuta atomic drops!
Moxley goes to a corner, Yuta runs in but is TOSSED! Moxley goes out after Yuta, and STOMPS his head into steps! The ref reprimands, Moxley leaves Yuta behind and Yuta is busted open! Boston fires up as Rampage goes picture in picture!
Moxley eggs Yuta on and Yuta drags himself into the ring. Moxley watches Yuta bleed, then BOOTS him in the head! Moxley digs his fingers into the forehead! Yuta fights back but Moxley CLUBS him! Moxley has Yuta in the corner, digs his fingers into the forehead again, then CHOPS Yuta! Yuta swings but misses, Moxley CHOPS him again! Yuta CHOPS back! But then he falls over. Moxley shrugs as if to ask what’s going on, but he gets Yuta up for an X-PLEX! Yuta flounders out of the ring and Moxley wipes Yuta’s blood off on his pants. Yuta sputters, Moxley goes out after him, and he drags the bloody Decoder up to ROCK with a haymaker!
Yuta staggers to steps, Moxley throws more hands, and Moxley revels in having more blood on his hands. Moxley runs back in but is sent into steel steps! Yuta wipes his blood from his face, Moxley gets to his feet, and both men get in the ring. Yuta goes to a corner and looks around in a daze through that crimson mask. Yuta sees Moxley, he goes up the corner, but Moxley ROCKS him first! Moxley climbs up after Yuta, CLAWS Yuta’s back, and then brings Yuta up for a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Yuta is still in this, but Moxley wraps him right up in the straitjacket! Moxley digs his knee into the back but Yuta endures.
The ref checks the wound, it is still bleeding, and Yuta fights up as fans rally. Yuta powers out to throw body shots! Yuta runs, but Moxley scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Moxley then ties up the legs in a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Yuta endures but Rampage goes to break!
Rampage returns quickly, Yuta hurries to go for the ropes! ROPEBREAK as Yuta’s face is dripping red! Moxley lets off at 4, and Yuta manages to sit up. Moxley pie faces Yuta around, and eggs Yuta on. Yuta CHOPS, CHOPS and fires off forearms! Moxley knee slow, whips, but Yuta rewinds and tosses Moxley out! Yuta hurries to go up the corner, for a SUPER CROSSBODY through the timekeeper’s table!! Fans lose their minds as the ref helps both men out of the wreckage. Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow! Moxley gets in the ring while Yuta sputters through his deep crimson mask.
The ring count starts, the medic checks on Yuta but Yuta wants to keep going. Yuta drags himself over at 4 of 10, gets in at 5, and fans fire up as Yuta isn’t done yet! Yuta runs in, gets around Moxley, backslide, TWO! But then Yuta deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Yuta holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Moxley fights with elbows, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Yuta stays up to spin Moxley again, OLYMPIC SLAM! Yuta wipes off blood on his own chest, and then he gets Moxley’s arms! Yuta copies THE DANIELSON STOMPS!! Fans are thunderous with “YES! YES! YES!” and Yuta goes up top! FLYING SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!!
But into a CROSSFACE!! Moxley endures, reaches out, fans are thunderous again! Yuta smothers Moxley with that grip, but Moxley rolls it back to a cover, TWO! Yuta is right up, into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives and Moxley is beside himself! Boston says, “This is Awesome!” as Moxley eggs Yuta on. Yuta gets up, Moxley throws haymakers, but Yuta just eggs him on! Then Yuta gives the shots back! Moxley BITES Yuta’s forehead! Moxley puts Yuta up top, hurries up after him, but Yuta BITES Mox back! And CLAWS Moxley’s back! Moxley gets away, Yuta LEAPS, into a kick! PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!?!?!
Moxley is shocked! Hardly anyone survives that! But somehow, someway, Yuta did! And Boston is here for it! But then Moxley gets the BULLY CHOKE! Yuta endures, wags his finger, but Moxley just cranks it harder! Yuta fights and slips out, but Moxley drives in KNEES! Moxley still eggs Yuta on, so Yuta eggs Moxley on! Moxley runs, but Yuta dodges the boot! Roll up, TWO!! BULLY CHOKE!! Yuta copies Moxley now! But Moxley kicks and flails, fights to his feet, and lifts. Yuta CLUBS Moxley, for a SLEEPER! Moxley fades, Yuta drops back, but Moxley rolls back! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Moxley is not letting off, Yuta can’t defend himself!
Moxley lets off before the ref calls it, and runs, to REGAL KNEE! Then DEATH RIDER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Is Yuta even human?! Moxley just wraps on the REAR NAKED CHOKE and squeezes the life outta Yuta! Yuta is OUT, Moxley WINS!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission
Moxley said he didn’t care what Bryan and Regal said about this kid, but he just saw for himself that Yuta can survive a hell of a lot! Regal and Bryan appear, the BCC are all shocked, especially when Yuta sits back up! Yuta dares any of them to bring it on, and Boston is behind him! Regal scowls, but the fans are saying, “Shake his hand!” Yuta gets to his feet, he stares Regal down, and then Regal extends his hand! Yuta unclenches his fists, to take that handshake! Yuta writes “BCC” on his own chest in his own blood, does this all mean he’s in the Blackpool Combat Club?
My Thoughts:
What an AWESOME Rampage here this week! A great opener from Bryan and Trent, with Regal adding on commentary a bit of his own feelings on Trent. Bryan wins to further himself up the ranks while also perhaps adding to Trent’s edge that could separate him from Best Friends more. Good segment with Hook again not speaking and Danhausen again failing to curse him. At some point, Hook’s gotta speak to tell Danhausen to either leave him alone or have a match with him. Nese getting upset with Lexi was a good touch to his Heel arrogance, and I like that Sterling is reaching out to other clients. Maybe Sterling can help MJF replenish The Pinnacle with Wardlow out and potentially FTR leaving.
Shafir’s one line promo was pretty good, and she had a good highlight reel. As I said with Dynamite, this could go either way. Jade winning over an MMA pro-wrestler will be big for her, or she loses to someone who is legit and that isn’t really that bad for her first loss. Leaning towards Jade retaining, they’re going to have a great match. The Lambert, Men of the Year and #SamTay segment was… Well it was on par with all the other segments they’ve been having and that is to say it was just good. Ethan’s part was probably the highlight, with Sammy basically copying Brock Lesnar once telling Heath Slater that he doesn’t give a damn about his kids.
Jericho saying QT was Sports Entertainer of the Week for reasons not related to being a pro-wrestler was pretty funny. Swerve VS QT was a really good match, and of course Swerve wins. Starks calling Swerve out was good, and the tag match we’re getting is going to be great stuff. Velvet VS Willow was a really good match, and Boston was really behind Willow, but Velvet has the star power in AEW so she gets the win. Maybe Willow will at least be a big part of the ROH Women’s Division after her great match at Supercard of Honor. Then holy crap, Suzuki VS Joe, that’s going to be awesome on Dynamite.
And speaking of awesome, this was a true star making performance for Yuta. A PPV level match, probably best match of his life, and this is after he got the Pure Championship. Yuta surviving Moxley’s best finishers was nuts, and while Moxley still wins, it is pretty clear that Yuta is now the BCC’s first recruit from the new generation. Yuta is gonna represent them strongly in ROH, and this makes it so we could get a Six Man Tag, BCC VS Best Friends, and we get to see Yuta take the fight to Trent.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?
Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
- Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.
Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.
Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.
Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!
Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!
Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!
The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!
Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?
MVP speaks.
“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”
Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!
Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?
“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”
What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.
But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?
AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”
That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.
“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?
Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?
The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.
Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!
MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!
Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!
The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!
Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!
Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?
Jeff Jarrett is here!
Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”
Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”
The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”
The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.
“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.
The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.
But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.
And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.
And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!
MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?
MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!
Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?
Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!
Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?
Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!
The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.
Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!
The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!
The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!
Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!
Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!
Winner: Hook, by disqualification
The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!
SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?
AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.
Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.
Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?
Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.
AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”
Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!
Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?
Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.
Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!
Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!
Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!
Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.
Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!
Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!
The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!
Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?
The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!
Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?
The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.
Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!
Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!
Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!
Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.
Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!
Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.
Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.
The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!
The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)
Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.
Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.
Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.
Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.
Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.
Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.
And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Attitude Of Aggression #301- 10th Annual Swaggy Awards Part 1
The Swaggy Awards return for their 10th annual installment. This year’s show is again split into two awesome parts so tune in to see who won!
The Attitude Of Aggression returns for the 10th Annual Swaggy Awards, our annual celebration of the best-of-the-best in pro wrestling for 2024. It’s hard to believe that we have been doing this for a decade, but here we are. The guys again decided to split the Swaggy Awards into two parts. Here on Part 1 of the Swaggys, we have our largest panel yet as Dave was joined by Swaggy veterans, PC Tunney, AJ Balaz, and Kinny Killa for this celebration of the past year in pro wrestling. But we also welcome to the Swaggys DJ & Rob from The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, as well as welcoming back to the show the one and only Rey Ca$h. Here on Part 1, the gang passed out some virtual hardware in categories such as Breakout Star of the Year, Rivalry of the Year, Storyline of the Year, PPV/PLE of the Year, and much, much more. And, of course, there is our unsanctioned award (IYKYK). You never know what will happen on the Swaggys. Who walked away with the gold and the glory here on Part 1? Tune in and find out.
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About Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5
Classic POD is WAR
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
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Coverage4 days ago
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (1/13/25)
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Coverage3 days ago
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (1/14/25)
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Podcasts6 days ago
The Front and Center Sports Podcast – NFL and College Playoffs, NBA and Unrivaled
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AEW Coverage6 days ago
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (1/11/25)