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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/16/22)

Dustin Rhodes is on a Rampage!

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2 years ago

December 16, 2022

Steven Mitchell

It’s only natural for there to be a big fight feel!

Kip Sabian was looking for a fight, so Dustin Rhodes is bringing the fight! Will The #NaturalBestFriends best Kip’s #SuperBadSuperSquad?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Jon Moxley VS Sammy Guevara w/ Tay Melo; Moxley wins.
Britt Baker w/ Rebel & Jamie Hayter VS Skye Blue; Britt wins.
Wardlow VS Exodus Prime; Wardlow wins.
8 Man Tag: Dustin Rhodes & Best Friends VS Kip Sabian, Trent Seven, The Butcher & The Blade; Dustin & Best Friends win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley VS Sammy Guevara w/ Tay Melo!

Just when The Maniac thinks the feud is over, the Spanish God drags him back in! The Blackpool Combat Club and Jericho Appreciation Society are far from through with each other, but will Moxley put Sammy in his place?

The bell rings and Sammy KNEES Moxley down! Sammy stomps Moxley in the corner, Tay talks trash, but the ref counts. Sammy lets off at 4, soaks up the heat from Dallas, then storms up on Moxley to CHOP him in the corner. Moxley storms around, Sammy pushes him to another corner, but fans chant “SAMMY SUCKS!” Sammy tunes that out to climb up and BITE Moxley’s forehead! The ref counts, Sammy lets off, but Moxley avoids the haymaker to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Moxley whips corner to corner, Sammy bounces off buckles into a LARIAT! Daniel Garcia is watching this backstage, as Jericho told him to learn from “Sammy-senpai.”

Moxley throws Sammy out of the ring, then goes out to pursue. Tay scurries away and Moxley bows to her. Sammy JUMP KNEES Moxley again! Sammy makes Moxley to take a seat and CHOPS him! Sammy talks trash while he claws at Moxley’s face! Sammy CHOPS Moxley again, but Moxley stands up to lift Sammy! Moxley makes Sammy take a seat across the railing! Sammy’s dragon balls hurt, but Moxley CLOBBERS him off the railing! Moxley paces while Tay checks on Sammy. Moxley brings a chair over, stands on it to drag Sammy up and out from the crowd. Sammy blocks being smacked off the chair to put Moxley in the ring.

Sammy throws the chair down, wags his finger, and hurries into the ring. Moxley hits a CUTTER! Fans fire up and Moxley paces around. Moxley drags Sammy up, hoists him up top, and then climbs up to throw back hands and forearms! Moxley drags Sammy up to a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Moxley keeps his cool and he stalks Sammy to a corner. Moxley KICKS Sammy in the side! Then JABS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Moxley winds up but Sammy blocks! Sammy CHOPS! And CHOPS! Moxley storms around to CHOP back! Sammy ROCKS Moxley with a forearm, but Moxley DECKS him with one!

Moxley whips Sammy to ropes but Sammy reverses. Sammy hurdles, backflips and DROPKICKS Moxley down! Sammy kips up so smooth while Moxley bails out. Only Tay cheers as Sammy goes to the corner. Sammy climbs up while fans boo and give thumbs down. Sammy reaches the top, says he’s loco, but Moxley ROCKS him first! Moxley then climbs up after Sammy, CLAWS Sammy’s back, but Sammy CLUBS Moxley! Sammy CLAWS Moxley now! Moxley BITES Sammy’s forehead! Moxley brings Sammy around, but Sammy fights! Sammy CLUBS away on Moxley again and again and again, then trips Moxley up!

Moxley clutches a knee, Sammy DIVING STOMPS Moxley to the apron! Moxley flops to the floor while Sammy gets in the ring, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

The ref checks on Moxley but he’s somehow okay to continue. Sammy soaks up the heat, goes out after Moxley, and RAMS him into steel steps! Sammy stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he eggs fans on while he pulls on Moxley’s earring! Sammy is trying to rip Moxley’s earring out! Sammy BITES Moxley’s ear, and the ring is free! Sammy grins with the ring in his teeth, and then he THROWS it to the crowd! Not really a souvenir anyone wants… Sammy then drags Moxley up to show off the bloody earlobe to the camera. Sammy BITES the ear again! Sammy puts Moxley in the ring, and Rampage returns to single picture.

Sammy pushes Moxley around, throws down forearms, then stomps him down. Sammy rains down fists but Moxley pushes him away. Moxley staggers and Sammy KICKS his leg out! Moxley hobbles to the corner, Sammy puts the bad leg around ropes! The ref counts, Sammy lets off at 4, but then he kicks the other leg out! The ref checks Moxley’s ear and Tay mocks Moxley’s pain. Sammy digs his boot into the bloody ear! The ref counts, Sammy lets off at 4, and then he BITES the ear again! The ref counts, Sammy lets off but soaks up the heat as he shows off the blood on his lips. Sammy brings Moxley up but Moxley CHOPS!

Moxley CHOPS and CHOPS but Sammy KICKS the bad leg! Moxley drops, Sammy drags him into a chinlock and he just CLUBS away on Moxley! The ref reprimands but Sammy lets Moxley go. Moxley crawls to ropes, and Sammy CHOKES him! The ref counts, Sammy lets off and argues with the ref, but this is a distraction so Tay can pull on Moxley’s ear! Tay mocks his pain and wipes his own blood on his face before she SLAPS him! Sammy goes out to give Tay a kiss! As if it isn’t nasty enough normally, they have Moxley’s blood on their hands and lips! Speaking of Moxley, he builds speed and DIVES onto Sammy!!

Fans fire up as Moxley and Sammy wipe out, right in front of Tay! Moxley stands back up, Tay hurries away, and Moxley hobbles over to Sammy. Moxley drags Sammy up, puts him in at “OCHO!” and then hurries to fire himself up. Moxley runs corner to corner to clothesline in the corner! Moxley stands up to rain down fists! All the way to “OCHO!” and then TWENTY! Moxley lets off to run, but Sammy shoots around to waistlock. Moxley switches, lifts and GERMAN SUPLEXES, but Sammy lands on his feet! Sammy dodges, RAMS into Moxley at the corner, ENZIGURIS, then he goes up top for a FLYING CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!

Moxley survives and Sammy is furious! Sammy slashes his throat, drags Moxley up to torture rack, GO TO- NO, Moxley slips free to reel Sammy in! Sammy slips out of the bomb, trips Moxley, and has the legs! Sammy turns Moxley over for the WALLS OF JERICHO! Sammy uses his mentor’s move, but Moxley endures! Moxley crawls, reaches out, but Sammy drags him away from the ropes! Fans rally, Tay shouts for Moxley to tap but he refuses! Moxley fights up, tucks and rolls, and he throws hands from below! Sammy loses his grip and Moxley BOOTS Sammy down! Tay is freaking out while Sammy is dazed!

Moxley and Sammy slowly rise as fans rally up. Sammy throws a forearm, Moxley throws it back. The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, but Sammy gets the edge! Sammy fires off over and over on that bloody ear, but Moxley DECKS Sammy! CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO!?!? Moxley’s shoutout to the Architect didn’t do it and Sammy bails out of the ring! Moxley goes out, “This is Awesome!” as he clears off the timekeeper’s table! Moxley drags Sammy over while Tay freaks out again. Moxley fireman’s carries Sammy, but Sammy slips off! JUMP KNEE! Moxley wobbles, Sammy SUPERKICKS him onto the table!

Sammy goes up the corner, fans cheer and jeer, but Sammy says he’s loco! SWANTON BOMB through the table!! Fans lose their minds as Sammy and Moxley are both down in the wreckage! Fans tell Sammy “You Still Suck!” as he puts Moxley back in. Sammy goes back up, CROSSBODY, but Moxley rolls through! DRAGON STOMPS!! And then a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Sammy survives, but ends up in a BULLY CHOKE!! Moxley pulls back, Tay reaches for Sammy but can’t get his foot! Sammy manages to turn and roll Moxley to a cover, TWO! Sammy kicks, Moxley ducks, LARIAT!! Fans fire up as Moxley stands back up!

Moxley drags Sammy up and reels him in for the underhooks. Sammy slips off Death Rider to mule kick a leg! Sammy steals DEATH RIDER!!! Sammy goes up top again, for the SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Moxley survives and Sammy is shocked! Sammy puts Moxley in a corner, pie faces him and says this is HIS moment! Sammy hoists Moxley up top, climbs up after him, but Moxley hits a SUPER GOURD- NO, Sammy lands on his feet! GAMANGIRI! Sammy goes up top again, SUPER SPANISH FLY but Moxley turns it around! BULLY CHOKE!!! Sammy reaches out, but he’s fading out! The ref calls it, Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission

Daniel Garcia sighs and shakes his head. Does the Dragonslayer disapprove of how Sammy-senpai went about that? What will Garcia learn from watching this loss?

As for Moxley, he gets a mic and says, “I told ya where I would be on Friday night, and I’m right here. So Cowboy, where are ya? I ain’t waitin’ all night!” Well here comes HANGMAN! Evil Uno wants Hangman to think about this but he doesn’t care, he’s storming down that ramp! Moxley meets him halfway and the brawl is on!! They throw haymakers, fans are thunderous as Hangman gets the edge! Hangman puts Moxley in the ring and fans are ready for “COWBOY SH*T! But security stop Hangman from getting at Moxley! Hangman kicks them all away, slingshots, BUCKSHOT hits a security guard!

Fans fire up as Hangman pursues Moxley on the outside, and LARIATS him into the crowd! Security and referees, and even the rest of the Dark Order, drag Hangman away! Hangman wants to fight the Maniac, and so does Moxley! How long will they have to wait for this one to be resolved?

Saraya speaks on Hayter VS Shida.

The Revolution says, “Both of these women are AEW Women’s Champions. I wanna watch very closely, cuz I’m coming for that championship.” Saraya also tells Britt Baker, “Last week, you gave me some tickets.” Saraya can either be a fan at the Kia Forum on January 11th, or she can get in the ring for a tag match with Britt & Hayter. Those two “have been nothing but menaces backstage. I have such a plethora of talent to choose from, and we’re coming for you.” So then, who is joining Saraya against “The Pillar & The Killer?” We’ll just have to wait and see in 2023.

Rampage returns with FTR in the ring.

Fans fire up for Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, and they have the mics. Cash says, “Last week kinda sucked, I won’t lie. And it’s probably not for the reasons you think. It’s not just because we lost the AEW Tag Team title match. It’s not just because we lost the ROH Tag Team titles. It’s not just because Dax broke his ass bone.” Dax even pulls his pants down enough to show where it broke! Cash wasn’t kidding. But what sucked was that, on top of all that, Cash & Dax feel like they let the fans down. Fans boo because that’s the furthest from the truth! But FTR says they hate feeling like that, because all year, the fans have lifted them up!

Cash says the fans made 2022 the best year of their careers, and one of the best years of Cash’s life! And FTR owes the fans eternally for that. Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” in reference to everything great they got to do this year. FTR thanks the fans for that, and Cash says this has been a legacy year for them, and hopes that this is a legacy they can be proud of. But… There are a couple kids with daddy issues trying to get FTR’s attention. Austin & Colten Gunn, this is for you: “You say you’re gonna kill our legacy, but I promise you, if anybody is gonna kill our legacy, it sure as HELL not gonna be a couple of Dumbass Boys!”

Dax says, “Saturday night at Final Battle, I brought my family with me, and uh, after I came to the back, and I was all beaten up and bloodied, I saw my daughter run up to me. And I thought she was gonna say, ‘Daddy, that was a great match,’ or, ‘How’re you doing?’ I was expecting that, and I didn’t hear that. She said, ‘Daddy, those people kinda like you.’ And I said, ‘Yeah, baby, they do kinda like me.’ And she looked at me and she said, ‘Why?’ And I was like, damn… That hurt right in the heart.” But then Dax got to thinking about it, and he wondered, “Yeah, why? Why do y’all like us?” Dax isn’t sure he gets it.

Fans cheer to show they like him, but Dax says he does know this: ever since he was 8 years old, pro-wrestling is all he’s ever wanted to do. And he knows that since he was 8 years old, he’s wanted to make the people feel the love and the passion he has for pro-wrestling. Fans cheer for that! Saturday night, Final Battle, that was FTR’s opportunity to make fans feel a certain way. Win, lose or draw, FTR was gonna make fans feel. And then Austin & Colten ruined that. This Wednesday on Dynamite, FTR will do to them what Daddy Ass should’ve done a long time ago. FTR is gonna tan their hides! Just kidding, they’re gonna whoop some ass! #TopGuysOut!

Jade Cargill speaks.

The UNDEFEATED AEW TBS Champion tells The Baddies that they did just what she said they would. But Leila Grey shows him something. It’s footage of Red Velvet “looking salty.” Why? Is she gonna get with it or get lost? Leila helps Jade fix her hair, and Velvet rolls her eyes behind Jade’s back. Is there cracks in the foundation of this faction? Jade continues on to tell Bow Wow that the next time he wants to interject himself into her business, her lawyer, Mark Sterling will be in contact. Will Bow Wow stop barking up the wrong tree? Or is he going to invoke the wrath of #ThatBitch?

Britt Baker w/ Rebel & Jamie Hayter VS Skye Blue!

The Doctor prepares for her tag team match alongside the AEW Women’s World Champion, but she also looks to settle things with one young and hungry competitor. Will Britt leave Skye feeling gloomy? Or will Skye upset the Face of the AEW Women’s Division?

The bell rings and Britt circles with Skye. They tie up, Britt wrenches an arm to a wristlock but Skye cartwheels to wrench and hammerlock. Britt drops down to roll and drag Skye into a headscissor. Britt pushes up for pressure but Skye shifts around. Britt blocks with a facelock then underhooks the arms for a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, ONE! Britt CLUBS Skye for that, then brings Skye up again. Skye blocks the suplex, wrenches out and slips around to then spin and arm-drag Britt away! Britt stands back up, runs in at Skye, but Skye sidesteps and follows. Skye blocks Britt’s hip toss to hit another arm-drag, into a lateral press! TWO!

Skye hurries to SUPERKICK Britt down! Fans fire up with Skye ass he climbs, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Britt distracts the ref, and Rebel goes up after Skye! Skye kicks Rebel away but Hayter CLUBS Skye! Britt hurries up to ROCK Skye, then she drags Skye out for a DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt rains down forearms in frustration, then covers, TWO! Britt drag Skye up, DECKS her, then grins as she stalks Skye to ropes. Britt drags Skye up to whip into a corner, then she distracts the ref again so Hayter and Rebel can CHOKE Skye! Britt then storms up to choke Skye herself! Britt stomps Skye, drags her up, and she brings Skye around to BUTTERFLY SUPLEX again! Cover, TWO!

Britt is frustrated with Skye more, and she clamps on for a chinlock. Britt throws down elbow after elbow, then pushes Skye to a cover. TWO, and Britt argues the count. The ref says the count was fair, so Britt stands Skye up to ROCK her with a forearm. Britt whips and LARIATS Skye down! Britt pushes Skye around, drags her up again, but Skye throws body shots! Skye ROCKS Britt, but Britt throws her down by her hair! The ref reprimands Britt but Britt just dusts off her hands. Britt kicks Skye around, just toying with her, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Britt ripcords Skye, but Skye ducks the discus! SUPERKICK! Britt falls, Skye covers, TWO! Skye grits her teeth while Britt checks hers. Skye drags Britt up, but Britt shoves Skye away. Britt redirects, then SLINGBLADES! Skye staggers up, Britt spins her around, BUTTERFLY SLAM! Cover, TWO! Skye survives but Britt gets the glove from Rebel! Fans are torn as Britt holds up her hand. But she turns around into a SHINING WIZARD! Skye cradles Britt, TWO!! Skye SUPER- NO, Britt blocks and spins Skye, but Skye BASEMENT ENZIGURIS! Britt wobbles, Skye runs and hops on, CODE- NO, Britt shrugs Skye off! SUPERKICK!

Britt snarls, runs, CURB STOMP!! Cover, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by pinfall

Skye tried but she could not bring down The Doctor! But Britt isn’t done, she clamps on to Skye with the LOCKJAW!! She makes the upstart suffer, but wait! Here comes SHIDA! The Full Metal Warrior storms right up, she KENDO STICK SMACKS Rebel! She slides into the ring, Britt dodges once but the stick comes back around, SMACK! Now it’s just Shida and Hayter! Hayter holds up her belt but Shida says it’ll soon be hers! Hayter backs down, but will the Holiday Bash be ruined when Shida takes the title?

Jim Ross has a sit-down interview with Preston Vance.

Good ol’ JR says there’s a lot of “sensitive ground” to cover here. The former Number 10 turned his back on his “family,” as it were, in The Dark Order. How does he justify this? Vance will answer that by asking JR a question: “Who’s your boss in AEW?” Well, Tony Khan, of course. Then it’s not some ten year old kid? No. Cool, because now, neither is Vance’s. Everyone thinks Vance is the bad guy for turning on his “family,” but they’re not his brothers. He was hand-picked by the late Mr. Brodie Lee. None of those other guys were! He was a college athlete, none of those guys are on the same level as him!

Vance’s real brothers in AEW are Rush, Jose, and the rest of La Faccion Ingobernable. They all see the same potential that Mr. Brodie Lee saw in him. Then what about Brodie Lee Jr, aka Negative One? He lost his father, and Vance has only compounded his grieving by doing this. Vance says this is one thing they can agree one: no kid should ever have to go through that. What that kid went through the last couple years, no one should ever feel that. But over the span of these two years, Negative One “has turned into a snot-nosed, spoiled brat. It is what it is. If I have one message to give to Little Brodie, it’s hey kid, time to grow up.”

Number 10 no more, Vance leaves the interview at that. But are things truly over between him and the Dark Order?

Wardlow VS Exodus Prime!

He may no longer be AEW TNT Champion after Samoa Joe’s betrayal, but this is still Wardlow’s World! Will the Maestro of Mayhem be inspired to write new movements in the Powerbomb Symphony until he gets his 1v1 rematch with Joe?

The bell rings and Wardlow circles with Prime. Fans rally for “WARD~LOW! WARD~LOW!” while Prime kisses his own biceps. Prime and Wardlow tie up, Prime gets around and UPPERCUTS! And forearms! And uppercuts again! Then he HEADBUTTS! But Wardlow stays standing, and just snarls while Prime talks himself up. Prime turns around to see Wardlow glaring at him, and then Wardlow HEADBUTTS! Wardlow winds up and LARIATS Prime inside-out! Fans fire up and Wardlow brings Prime up! Wardlow reels Prime in, for the POWERBOMB! Fans fire up and want the encore!

Wardlow conducts the chorus of “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” and then he drags Prime back up! SECOND POWERBOMB! Prime tumbles and Wardlow is feeling it! The fans fire up as Wardlow gets Prime up again, THIRD POWERBOMB, then the roll through to the FOURTH POWERBOMB!! Cover, Wardlow wins!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall

Wardlow wins but he wants to talk! “JOE! You said I can wait my turn! I say I’ve waited too! Damn! Long!! And I’m not waiting another second! Bring your ass out here so I can whoop it all over Dallas!” But Joe is on the tron, both AEW TNT and ROH TV Championships on his shoulder. Joe mocks the “WARD~LOW!” chant, then says, “Who are you to dictate anything to the King of Television? But despite your insolence, you need to understand that I set the conditions. So I offer you the King’s Terms. I will NOT defend my championship against you here tonight, I will not defend my championship next week in San Antonio.

“As a matter of fact, I hope I never defend a championship in this godawful state ever again!” Fans boo, you don’t mess with Texas! But Joe says he will be a gracious king and grant Wardlow clemency. In fact, he hopes Wardlow has the merriest of Christmases. Then on December 28th, in Colorado, he will give Wardlow everything he wants! “And despite how much you’ve lied to yourself, huh, Wardlow, you will be found wanting. The King has spoken.” Wardlow smirks as Joe at least gives him that opportunity he wants. What will happen when these two titans collide for New Year’s Smash?

Mark Henry interviews tonight’s main eventers.

The World’s Strongest Man says Trent Seven joined forces with Kip Sabian in stomping down Orange Cassidy. Why? Seven says the real question is, “How lucky are we all that there are direct flights straight from Moustache Mountain all the way here to Dallas?” And as far as last week goes- Kip has Seven stop there. Kip says after a rocky start, Seven here saw sense! “He embraced the change.” It was once said, “You cannot climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” And Cassidy, well, he proved that saying wrong. But those same hands were given opportunity after opportunity, and that doesn’t sit well with Kip’s crew.

Butcher says he has been “waiting all week for someone to dial 1-800-See-Ya.” Butcher wonders why “Best Crumbs” haven’t called. Butcher is sick of talking, he wants to fight, cuz he doesn’t like any of them! And Blade says, “Newsflash, slick! You know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna slice, we’re gonna dice, we’re gonna split ya open, we’re gonna watch you spill your guts!” Even Seven winces. Mark says it looks like there’s been enough talk. But Dustin says hold on, their side didn’t get to say anything. Chuck Taylor puts out “See Ya” isn’t enough for a real phone number. Trent Beretta says those are letters anyway.

Dustin says now they’re done. Then it’s time for the main event! Will the #NaturalBestFriends get back at the #SuperBadSuperSquad for the extracurriculars next week? Or will Kip, the mercenaries and the Man from Moustache Mountain make minced meat out of all of them?

8 Man Tag: Dustin Rhodes & Best Friends VS Kip Sabian, Trent Seven, The Butcher & The Blade!

The teams sort out and Trent Beretta starts against Mr. Superbad himself. Trent is calling out Trent! Fans rally up and Kip obliges. Kip walks over and tags in Seven! Fans rally for Trent as Trent and Trent say they’re THE Trent. Seven CHOPS, Beretta forearms! Seven and Beretta forearm back and forth while fans cheer for “TRENT! TRENT! TRENT!” Seven CHOPS again, and CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Beretta wobbles, but he fires up! Beretta shouts, “I’M TRENT!!” And he CHOPS, ROCKS, repeat! Trent winds up but Seven blocks the superkick! Bop up, BANG for Trent! Then ripcord, but Trent ducks and runs, DOUBLE LARIATS take the Trents out!

Fans rally, Butcher & Blade rush in but Dustin and Chuckie T intercept! They brawl with forearms, Chuck throws Butcher out while Dustin stomps Blade. Cassidy slowly steps in but so does Kip. The ref catches Cassidy’s sunglasses, Kip rushes in but Cassidy trips Kip! Kip kicks Cassidy away, things speed up, Kip hurdles but Cassidy leaps! Cassidy arm-drags Kip out to kip up! Fans fire up as Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets! But of course, the Superbad Girls, Penelope Ford & The Bunny step up to shield Kip. Cassidy stops in his tracks, and Butcher CLOBBERS him! Kip drags Cassidy out to DECK him, but Beretta SHOTGUNS Butcher!

Butcher is in a corner, Trent forearm smashes him while Kip whips Cassidy into railing! Bunny frolics and Ford follows while the others keep brawling. Trent runs but Butcher back drops him! Butcher drags Trent up, Blade gets in, POP-UP KICK! Bunny applauds but fans boo while Rampage goes picture in picture!

Seven crawls over and tags in Blade. Blade drags Beretta up, bumps him off buckles, then ROCKS him with a haymaker! Tag to Butcher, they mug Beretta with DOUBLE HEADBUTTS! Tag to Kip and Kip joins in on a DOUBLE HEADBUTT! Kip takes a bit of damage himself, though, and has to tag Blade back in. Blade drags Trent up to ROCK him with a forearm! Blade bumps Beretta off buckles, stomps him, then tags Seven in. Seven wrenches Beretta to CHOP him! Beretta goes to a corner, Bunny talks trash, and Seven runs in corner to corner. Beretta BOOTS Seven, reels him in, and TORNADO- NO, Seven stops the DDT!

Seven fakes the chop and sucker Beretta into a DDT! Seven drags Beretta to a cover but Chuck breaks it! Seven swings on Chuck but Chuck counter punches! Beretta ENZIGURIS Seven down, then hot tags Cassidy! Cassidy goes up top, CROSSBODY onto Butcher! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges Blade, tilt-o-whirls, but Blade blocks the DDT! Blade swings Cassidy around into a a gut wrench! Cassidy flails but Butcher runs in, LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Butcher drags Cassidy up, bumps him off buckles, then drags him back up to whip him hard into the Superbad corner! Tag to Kip and he drags Cassidy up.

Kip cravats, snapmares, and then lines up the shot. He mocks Cassidy’s “devastating” kicks! Kip smirks as he “kicks” Cassidy, but then Cassidy blocks one! Kip stomps away on Cassidy for real for ruining the fun! Kip drags Cassidy up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Blade. Blade drags Cassidy up to CHOP! Cassidy staggers away but Blade boots him down. Blade CHOKES Cassidy on the ropes, Bunny AND Ford are there to talk trash, but Blade lets off as the ref counts. The ref reprimands everyone, Danhausen also admonishes them, but Blade drags Cassidy up. Blade reels Cassidy in, says he’s gonna bring Cassidy down, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits!

Cassidy crawls, Blade anchors a foot, but Cassidy fights up. Rampage returns to single picture as Cassidy kicks Blade away! Hot tags to Seven and Dustin! The Natural rallies on Seven with big shoulders and clotheslines! Dustin whips Seven, Seven reverses but Dustin says “Not today!” and he UPPERCUTS the back drop away! Blade runs in, into a POWERSLAM! Butcher runs in, into a POWERSLAM! Kip runs in, into a POWERSLAM! Seven leaps, but Dustin moves, Seven SPLASHES Kip by accident! Dustin fires up and so does Dallas! Dustin drags Seven up to JAB, JAB, JAB, then flip, flop, fly, dirty birds and a BIONIC ELBOW! Cover, the mercs break it!

Cassidy kicks Butcher, but he gets mugged! The mercs double whip, but Cassidy ducks under and comes back, DOUBLE- NO, the rana is blocked! Butcher & Blade DRAG THE LAKE! But Beretta is up top to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK the mercs! Fans fire up and Beretta builds speed, but Chuck stops him! TO HUG!! You GOT to give the people what they want! And then Best Friends both build speed, to DOUBLE FLY!! Direct hit with tope conjilos on Seven and the mercs! Fans fire up but Kip springboards, ARABIAN PRESS! He takes down the Best Friends, but Dustin CANNONBALLS onto Kip and the mercs!

Fans are thunderous as Chuck puts Kip in! Cassidy throws his armband off but Ford distracts the ref! Bunny hops into the ring and she has an evil smile on her face, but Cassidy drops without being touched! He fakes being hit low! Bunny defends her innocence, she didn’t do anything! But then Ford steps in, only for Danhausen to intercept! He… also drops like he got hit low! The ref thinks Ford did something now Ford also defends her innocence, but the ref still EJECTS them! The Superbad Girls throw a fit! Danhausen congratulates the ref on a good decision, but now the ref wonders why Danhausen was in the ring to begin with.

Kip turns Danhausen around! DICK PUNCH!!! But Cassidy runs in, only for Kip to dodge the Orange Punch! Pop-up KNEE and a HAYMAKER! Fans boo but Kip runs into a SEXY CHUCKIE KNEE! Chuck runs at Seven but is sent up and out! Beretta back elbows Seven in the corner! Beretta hoists Seven up, Chuck reels Blade and Butcher in on the outside! COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO to the floor for the mercs! Beretta has Seven up top now, climbs up, but Seven turns it around into SUPER EMERALD FLOSION!! Cover, Dustin breaks it in time!! Dallas is thunderous and the Trents crawl! Seven and Beretta crawl, hot tags to Dustin and Kip!

Dustin sees the springboard and hits an atomic drop! Dustin runs to hit a DESTROYER!! Kip staggers about and fans fire up! Dustin sets Kip’s legs in the ropes! Fans know what’s coming but the ref says he can’t just do this! Cassidy strolls in to “kick” away at Kip’s groin! Okay, he’s just hitting the buckle, but still, the ref has to stop him before he kicks for real. The ref is busy with Cassidy, Dustin hits SHATTERED DREAMS!! Seven runs in, but Dustin sends him into Sabian! ORANGE PUNCH for Seven! BULLDOG on top of it!! Cover, Natural Best Friends win!!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes & Best Friends, by pinfall

A huge win for the Texas legend and his new Best Friends! Will this victory bring Dustin something big for the holidays?

My Thoughts:

Another great Rampage, with some pretty good set-ups for the following weeks. Moxley VS Sammy was a great opener, and leave it to Moxley to find another way to bleed. Moxley winning makes sense as it adds to the story for Sammy and Garcia. Garcia might question why he’s learning from Sammy when Sammy has been losing, too. Moxley and Hangman brawling was a natural move, too. With the “Hangman isn’t cleared” angle to the story, I have a feeling, and am kind of looking forward to seeing, an “Unsanctioned” Match between them. They can really go all out and it won’t hurt either guy in the rankings since Unsanctioned means it won’t count on the record.

Good promo from Saraya to both hype up Hayter VS Shida and her own match with Britt & Hayter in January. Saraya says there’s a lot of people to choose from, but I still feel like Toni Storm makes the obvious but also right choice given the story. If not Toni, then maybe it’ll be Shida, assuming Britt helps Hayter win or something. Britt VS Skye was a good match but of course Britt has Rebel and Hayter help her here and there. Shida fighting Britt and Rebel off Skye was good stuff, as was the stare down between Shida and Hayter. And good promo from The Baddies. If Velvet isn’t feeling Jade’s inflated ego, I kinda hope she helps Kiera Hogan win the title off Jade. Bow Wow might even be part of that finish, where he distracts the ref and Velvet attacks Jade so Kiera can capitalize.

Good promo from FTR to relate how they felt after Final Battle, and to further call out Austin & Colten before Dynamite’s grudge match. Good win for Wardlow but of course he was going to win. He did a good job calling out Samoa Joe, Joe did a great job responding, and their match for New Year’s Smash will be some awesome stuff. I can’t be sure who wins that, it could go either way. But Joe only just got started as “The King of Television,” so it’d be a shame if that stopped now. And great promo from Vance to relate the motivation of his Heel turn. He’s obviously going to face The Dark Order one member at a time, and that can help bring out Vance’s storytelling chops.

Great pre-main-event promo, but of course it was great because Best Friends are hilarious. It’s probably why they keep getting to do stuff on Rampage. Great 8 Man Tag and I love that they played up the Battle of Trents in a similar way to the Battle of Adams when we got Page VS Cole. Great win for the Faces, and I’d love to see things split off into separate matches, but I still think Dustin and Kip face of 1v1 to name a contender to the All-Atlantic Championship. Honestly, Dustin VS Seven 1v1 would be some awesome stuff, too.

My Score: 8.8/10

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ThunderStorm is TIMELESS!

Published

27 minutes ago

March 26, 2025

Steven Mitchell

St. Paul is All Elite!

Forces of nature converge as Toni Storm & Thunder Rosa reunite against The Megasus & The Superbad Girl in a powerful tag team match!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Kenny Omega VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; wins.
Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Brody King; wins.
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis; wins.
Mark Briscoe VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis; wins.
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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/23/25)

IF YOU WANNA JAM!

Published

3 days ago

March 23, 2025

Steven Mitchell

Who wins this three-on-three?

March Madness is in full effect, and Collision is ready to Slam Dunk Sunday! But will the Death Riders’ reign of terror continue? Or can AR Fox & Top Flight finally dethrone them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight; The Death Riders win and retain the titles.
Bandido VS Johnny TV; Bandido wins.
Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont; Harley wins.
Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable; Los Titanes win.

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AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight!

Jon Moxley survived another title defense thanks to Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & Pac, but now they must defend their own titles. Not only that, but it is against the three men that won that $300,000 Rampage Holiday Bash battle royal back in 2022. Will the Death Riders continue their reign of terror? Or will these high-fliers really cash in here tonight?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and it is time to slam, if you wanna jam!

The trios sort out, and The Decoder starts against Darius Martin. The fans rally up as the bell rings. Yuta and Darius circle, tie up, and Yuta wrenches to a hammerlock. Darius reaches back to headlock, then he chinbars into a cravat. Yuta spins through to trip Darius and has a toehold. Darius endures while fans rally. Darius turns over, reels Yuta in and headlocks back. Yuta brings Darius to his knees, then waistlocks. Darius switches and SLAMS Yuta, then floats to turn Yuta over for a cover. ONE, and Darius avoids a leg sweep to headlock. Yuta powers up and out, Darius goes up and over, then Darius arm-drags Yuta!

Yuta gets up, Darius DROPKICKS him, and Omaha cheers. The fans cheer, Darius CHOPS, then he tags in Dante. Darius whips, Yuta reverses, but Darius rolls off Yuta’s back. Darius SOBATS, Dante sweeps, and Darius DOUBLE STOMPS! Dante covers, ONE, but Dante wrenches to wristlock. Yuta pulls hair to put Dante in the corner, and Claudio tags in. The Swiss Cyborg stomps Dante, the fans boo, but Claudio waistlocks. Dante switches and hops on for a SLEEPER! Claudio powers up and out, but Dante sunset flips! Claudio flails to stay up, and he drags Dante right up to his feet! Dante dodges, and he fires forearms!

Dante fires more shots but Claudio shoves him away. Dante dodges, ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio returns to CLOBBER Dante! The fans are torn but Pac applauds. Claudio fires body shots, then UPPERCUTS. Claudio pie faces Dante, whips corner to corner hard, then runs up, but into a BOOT! Claudio just comes back, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Dante goes up and up and RANA! Not the cleanest but Claudio still tumbles out. Claudio hurries back in, tag to Pac. Pac RAMS Dante, then slingshots up and over. Pac keeps moving, but Dante CLOBBERS him! Tag to Fox and he LARIATS Pac! And goes Matrix to then PELE!

The fans fire up for Fox and he has Pac. Fox whips, Pac reverses, but Fox stops himself. Yuta runs up but Fox TOSSES him! Pac runs up, Fox puts him on the apron and sweeps the legs. Pac is on the apron, Fox builds speed, just to slingshot STOMP Pac on the apron! Then he CANNONBALLS Yuta! But Claudio runs up to BOOT Fox down! The fans boo, Top Flight protests, but Claudio deadlifts Fox into the ring! Pac storms in and stomps Fox around. Pac drags Fox up, bumps him off buckles hard, then tags Claudio. They mug Fox, Claudio ROCKS Fox, and then drags Fox up. Fox tries to power forward but Claudio keeps him back!

Claudio powers Fox back, he tags Yuta in, and they mug Fox more. Yuta stands Fox up to reel him in, and he snap suplexes! Cover, ONE!! Fox stays in this but Yuta stays on him. Fox JAWBREAKERS free, goes Matrix again, hot tag to Darius! Darius CLOBBERS Yuta, BLASTS Pac, then BOOTS Yuta! Darius keeps moving, HOTSHOT BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Then Darius GAMANGIRIS Yuta, steps in and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Dante CANNONBALLS Claudio! Pac TOSSES Dante out, the ref reprimands him, but that lets Yuta CLAW Darius’ eyes! The fans boo but Yuta hits a PAIN THRILLER! Cover, TWO!

Yuta is annoyed but he keeps Darius down with a wristlock, and mockingly claps hands, while Collision goes picture in picture.

Yuta drags Darius up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Pac. Pac stomps Darius down, kicks him around, then kicks Darius in the side! Pac stays between Darius and his team, taunts him, but Darius fires body shots. Darius UPPERCUTS, but Pac KICKS him down! Pac taunts the fans, then brings him up. Pac tags Yuta back in, Yuta CHOPS Darius, then Yuta snapmares Darius for a KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Yuta clamps onto Darius with a chinlock to keep him down. Darius fights up, fires body shots, and he ROCKS Yuta! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Darius runs, but into a DROPKICK!

Yuta tags Pac, then holds Darius down for Pac to drop a leg, brother! Pac looms over Darius, then drags Darius up to DECK him! Pac stomps Darius, CHOKES him on the ropes, but steps off as the ref counts. Claudio gets a cheap shot in! Fox protests but nothing can be done as Pac stands Darius up. Tag to Claudio and the mugging continues. The fans rally for “A R FOX! A R FOX!” Darius fires body shots and a CHOP! Claudio brushes that off, but Darius CHOPS again! And again! Claudio still eggs Darius on, Darius CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS into a hook! Darius tries but Claudio fights the backslide! Claudio spins around, shoves Darius, POP-UP DROPKICK!

Darius and Claudio are both down and the fans fire up! Darius crawls, as does Claudio, but then Claudio grabs a leg. Claudio drags Darius bac, but Darius BOOTS free! Hot tags to Yuta and Dante! Dante rallies on Yuta with forearm after forearm! Dante whips, Yuta reverse, Dante goes out, up, around, and then GAMANGIRISR! Dante springboards to avoid Pac and CROSSBODY Yuta in one move! Dante FLIPS up and over Yuta, then sends Pac into him! Dante SHOTGUNS Pac in the back to send him out, and the fans fire up! Dante builds speed to go up, up, then tags Fox before he CANNONBALLS!

The fans fire up, but here comes Claudio! Dante dodges, Fox PENALTY KICKS! Then Fox goes up the corner to MOONSAULT! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up again! Fox puts Yuta in, then climbs the corner, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Fox hurries to go back up a corner! But Claudio anchors Fox, but Top Flight YANKS Claudio down! Fox adjusts, but Yuta trips him up now! The fans boo, the ref reprimands Yuta, but then Pac DOUBLE LOW BLOWS Top Flight!! Claudio DOUBLE LARIATS Top Flight, and the Death Riders regroup. The ref reprimands, but the Death Riders don’t listen as they surround Fox.

Omaha is thunderous for Fox as he fights back, 3v1! But Claudio! blocks a kick, and the mugging is on! The ref reprimands, Claudio stands Fox up, and he sends Yuta in, ELBOW! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Pac ELBOWS! Yuta ELBOWS! Repeat! The fans boo as the cycle of violence continues! Then Pac hits a TOMBSTONE!! ROCKET LAUNCHER! Cover, Death Riders win!

Winners: The Death Riders, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

Chaos reigns as The Death Riders screwed over their old rivals. Fox & Top Flight regroup and the fans cheer, but THE CRU attacks! Action Andretti & Lio Rush grin as they CLOBBER Darius! They talk trash, and then Dante gets up, only for Action to LARIAT him down! But where’d Fox go? Wait, now Lio & Action undo their chain necklaces, so they can CHOKE Top Flight with them!! The fans boo, more refs rush out here, but The Cru has already choked out Darius & Dante! Will this be the end of this animosity? Or have Lio & Action only put themselves back on Top Flight’s radar?

BREAKING NEWS for April!

Dynamite returns to Boston, but it won’t be Big Business. It’ll be a Spring Breakthru! Get your tickets now so you don’t miss out!

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair brings up the intense match Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia had, going to Hell and back, all for the TNT Championship. It unfortunately ended in a time limit draw, and some would say a tie is worse than a loss. Cole says he certainly feels that way. He feels sick to his stomach, physically beat up, and the worst part is, he had Garcia beat. “Daniel Garcia, I had you beat for that TNT Championship. The time limit is what saved you. And lemme tell you, the next time we do face each other, there will be no outside interference, there will be no time limit. It will be Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia, for the TNT Championship, and trust me when I tell you, you’re looking at the next champ!”

Kyle O’Reilly says wow. And speaking of rematches, it has been about a week since their match with FTR. And what’s really bugging him isn’t the loss, it’s the lack of respect. Kyle & Roddy showed a lot of respect. They held out their hands, and what’d FTR do? FTR left Kyle wondering if they really are everything they say they are: The best tag team on Earth that’s ever existed in the time-space continuum! Kyle thinks they’re just insecure. Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! No. No, we are not gonna do that. That loss matters. We didn’t go through what we went through to get back together, to lose to the supposed best tag team on the planet.”

Roddy wants FTR to hear this. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The third time’s not gonna happen, fellas.” Cole says, “And that is Undisputed.” When and where will we see these epic trilogies happen?

Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns as Lexy is now with The Rainmaker. We’re not even a quarter into 2025 and Okada has gotten some very significant wins defending the AEW Continental Championship. Okada says yes, at Grand Slam: Australia, he beat Buddy Matthews. At Revolution, he beat Brody King. He put those dogs down. What does that mean? Okada says he means, he put those b*tches to sleep! Is The Rainmaker saying the Hounds of Hell are no more? Or will they come barking back and take a bite out of his belt?

Bandido VS Johnny TV!

The Most Wanted wants his revenge on Chris Jericho, but he was first challenged by the Guru of Greatness for this “big ratings” showdown. Will Bandido mute Johnny and head for The Nueve? Or will he find he’s not #TVReady?

Johnny disrespects Bandido during his entrance by throwing his big studded jacket at him! The fans boo, Johnny grins, but Bandido fires off forearms! The bell rings, Johnny pushes Bandido back, then wrangles him. Johnny rolls Bandido, ONE, but Johnny floats to rain down fists and stomps! Johnny gets his sunglasses off, the fans boo, but Johnny says he is TV Ready. Johnny taunts “cabron” Bandido, then KICKS him in the back. Johnny eggs Bandido on, “How’s my foot taste?” Johnny drags Bandido up for a NECKBREAKER! The fans boo as Johnny shows off the abs. Johnny KICKS Bandido, drags him back up, then fires body shots.

Johnny whips, Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he CLOBBERS Johnny! The fans fire up as Bandido keeps moving, another big forearm! And another big forearm! Bandido fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs in at the corner. Bandido jumps up to MONKEY FLIP! Johnny flops hard on his face! Johnny gets up in a huff, but runs into a military press! With ONE HAND! Bandido then THROWS Johnny down! Omaha rallies more while Johnny bails out, and Collision goes to single picture.

Bandido build speed, but Johnny slides in and LARIATS! Johnny mocks the clapping, then covers, TWO! Bandido is tougher than that, but Johnny drags him right up. Johnny reels Bandido in, MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Cover, TWO! Bandido is still tougher than that, but Johnny clamps on a dragon sleeper. Bandido endures, even as Johnny hooks a leg and twists him. Bandido fights around, reaches out, but Johnny drags him back! Johnny keeps on the stretch plum style hold, but Bandido still endures. Bandido fights up, fires knees, but Johnny CLUBS Bandido! Johnny INVERTED SUPLEXES, but Bandido lands on the apron!

Bandido blocks a shot, slingshots, but Johnny SHOVES him down! Bandido hits the floor and Johnny goes out after him. Johnny storms up on Bandido, stands him up, and whips him into steel steps! Bandido falls in a heap, Johnny stalks him and taunts him, but Collision goes to break.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns, Johnny runs in at the corner but Bandido BOOTS him away! Bandido then UPPERCUTS, goes up, but Johnny throws him down! Bandido rolls to his feet, runs back in, but Johnny dodges. Johnny runs back in, but Bandido SHOTGUNS him down! The fans fire up, Bandido covers, TWO! Johnny survives that shot but Bandido stays focused. The fans rally, Bandido paces, and Bandido drags Johnny up. Bandido gut wrenches to a Canadian Rack, that then becomes a torture rack! X KNEE! Johnny staggers to the ropes, Bandido says BANG! Bandido runs in, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido wins!

Winner: Bandido, by pinfall

The Most Wanted was most certainly #TVReady! But he’s not done, as he grabs a mic to call out Jericho! “Come here, and bring my little brother, Gravity’s mask, RIGHT NOOOW!” Bandido waits, and here comes The Learning Tree! The ROH World Champion has “Big Bill” & Bryan Keith behind him, and he is holding onto Gravity’s mask. The fans boo, but Jericho smiles as he holds the mask up. The Learning Tree goes to the ring, and Jericho also has a mic. Jericho steps and says, “You know, Bandido. I wish I could tell you it doesn’t have to be this way, but I think we both know that it does.

“Because even after a generational career, one of the greatest in pro-wrestling history, I still have to remind you, everybody here watching tonight, everybody at home, who’s been fortunate enough to witness the brilliance of the Jericho Era… That you can only take me for granted for so long! That you can only take from me so much until I start taking back.” Jericho can be quite generous, and he can also be very dangerous. Bandido can just ask his family. The fans boo, but Jericho says Bandido’s terrified sister, his disgraced brother, and his weeping mother…! And Jericho is sorry he made Bandido’s mother cry, he really is.

But he had to teach Bandido a lesson! That’s what happens when you try and take the ROH World Championship from Chris Jericho! You understand him? Do you?! The fans boo, but Jericho says if Bandido wants the mask back, he can’t have it. Because Jericho wants Bandido to remember the humiliation that he felt when Jericho took this mask right off his brother. And the only thing worse than taking a luchador’s mask… is putting that mask on! Jericho goes to put Gravity’s mask on! The fans boo as Jericho wears it as his own! His big head doesn’t even fit in it! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but Jericho tells them to shut up!

Jericho, muffled as his voice is now, tells Bandido that Bandido should just stand there and cry like his mother! Bandido DECKS Jericho instead! But now Bill runs up! Bandido dodges, BOOTS Keith, then dodges again! Bandido goes up, up, but into Bill’s big hand! SKYSCRAPER- NO, Bandido slips free, then dodges Keith! Bandido SNATCHES the mask off Jericho, and gets away clean! The fans fire up as Bandido gets his moral victory! But will he and Jericho go one more round for THE victory?

Megan Bayne speaks.

“I’ve watched others fight for what they believe is theirs: Titles, fame, glory. But none of them possess true power. They worship at the feet of champions, but even those champions don’t understand what it is to be chosen by the heavens. I have arrived here as the embodiment of fate. And when they bow before me, when they worship at my feet, they’ll finally know that the All Elite Goddess has arrived. I am The Megasus, and this is my kingdom now.”

Toni Storm speaks.

“Who died and made you God? Who came down from the mountains and bestowed your power upon my people? Megan Bayne, have you heard the mythology of the one they call Timeless? Hercules doesn’t have my thighs, I have an Oedipal Complex with myself, I can summon the Kraken from my ass, and Pegasus ain’t got s*it on me! I saw my reflection, and my reflection saw me, and we made love until the sun came up. And at Dynasty, I will cut off the head of the mighty Megasus, and I will hold it aloft for the whole world to see, and I will say… ‘By GAWD I’m good.'” Luther applauds in the background, will Toni Storm slay this female titan?

Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont!

Though she was rather coy about her- er, Harley-gram’s budding romance with The Beast Mortos, the wild Aussie is getting back in action. Will the Phoenix Princess #FEELTHEWRATH on Slam Dunk Sunday?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley. Harley and Aminah tie up, Harley headlocks, but Aminah powers up and out. Aminah drops down, Harley rolls over then bypasses Aminah to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Harley runs and KNEES Aminah low. Then a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up again and Harley stands Aminah up. Aminah throat chops, then straitjackets for the NECKBREAKER! Harley flounders to a corner, Aminah mocks the fans, then she runs in, but into an ELBOW! Harley runs up, ducks the lariat and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up for Harley, she ducks Aminah’s roundhouse to pump handle!

Harley lifts for the PUMP HANDLE SAIDO! The fans fire up with Harley, “FEEL THE WRATH!” And then she dragon sleepers, for HER FINISHING MOVE! Cover, Harley wins!

Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall

Aminah certainly did #FEELTHEWRATH, and Harley goes right to commentary for our main event! Will Harley have a good time watching Komander & Hologram officially debut as a team? Or will Dralistico y Mortos make everything tranquilo?

Backstage interview with Don Callis.

Lexy is with cruddy Callis and brings up all that is going on within the Family. We have not seen Kyle Fletcher since the brutal cage match at Revolution, and- Callis stops Lexy there. He says we all know what she’s up to here. She is passive aggressively getting Callis all worked up about the cage match, but here’s the thing. When you have Kyle Fletcher, just 26 years old, and already the future of pro-wrestling, “you have the luxury of putting nights like Revolution in the rearview mirror. What I’ve got planned for Kyle Fletcher, what we’ve got planned, is gonna dwarf anything that your little brain could possibly fathom!”

But one thing she said is right: Everyone wants to see Kyle! So tonight is a little treat. Ladies and gentlemen… The Protostar, the future of wrestling, and the New God of Pro-Wrestling, Kyle BAH GAWD Fletcher! Yes, Kyle indeed steps into frame, and he says there has been a lot of talk and rumors that he was in some hospital bed, licking his wounds, but he is here to set the story straight. Yes, the cage match, the entire rivalry with Ospreay, has changed Kyle. But one thing that has not changed is the fact that he is destined to be the greatest of all time!

So he will be at Dynamite this Wednesday, and he’ll make it very apparent what is next for The Family, and for The Protostar, Kyle Fletcher. Say his full name, baby! Callis and Kyle hug it out, are maybe feeling a little too good, but just what is next for the DCF in AEW?

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Tony Khan has decided what’s next for Kyle: Brody King! Will the King of Death prove the Hounds of Hell are not done yet? Or will The Protostar use him as a stepping stone to the top? Then, it is some big meaty men slapping meat as “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs takes on Mark Davis. Will Hobbs finally get past the Don Callis Family with this? Plus, after Megan Bayne and Toni Storm each said their piece tonight, we’re getting a tag team match! Megan again teams with Penelope Ford against the reunited #ThunderStorm! Can La Mera Mera get her own revenge while helping Timeless Toni tune up for Dynasty?

And Kenny Omega not only returns, he is back in action against Blake Christian! Will the Best Bout Machine use the Vanilla Babyface as an appetizer for that big International Championship Triple Threat at Dynasty? And last but not least, after Dax Harwood left Cope hanging last week, Tony Schiavone will interview #RatedFTR to get to the bottom of this divide. All this when AEW arrives in St. Paul, Minnesota!

Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable!

This one has been a long time coming. Hologram was put on the shelf because of Dralistico, Mortos y Rush, but he was able to reboot, rebuild and refresh in time to help Komander fight back. Can the Titans of the Air fly high over LFI? Or will Dralistico y Mortos stampede over them like rampaging bulls?

The teams sort out, the ref has to keep them back, and then Dralistico starts against Hologram. Harley claims to have no idea who “Harley-gram” really is, but whoever she is, she has a fantastic chest. Wait, Mortos CLOBBERS Komander! The fans boo, but Hologram dodges, and Mortos CLOBBERS Darlistico! Hologram fires hands, Mortos headlocks, but Hologram goes up the ropes! Hologram then flips free, SOBATS, and whips. Hologram ducks under then hurdles over Mortos. Mortos leaps over, runs back up, ARABIAN PRESS and a roll! The fans fire up, Hologram dodges Mortos to then tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU-

NO, Mortos stops the ride to chicken wing Hologram! But Hologram victory rolls through, TWO! Mortos has it, TWO! Both men stand, Hologram rolls Mortos but Mortos powers through to a cover, ONE! They both stand, Mortos HEADBUTTS Hologram down! The fans fire up, then Mortos runs to sunset flip! Hologram rolls through, Komander tags in, and Komander springboards to SPLASH! Komander bounces off the cover, comes back and tilt-o-whirl RANAAS! Mortos flounders away, Dralistico tags in. Mortos BOOTS Komander, Dralistico springboards but Komander dodges. Komander shoves, then he pops Dralistico up, but Dralistico DROPKICKS!

Dralistico runs back in, ducks ‘n ‘dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Harley says this is “Luchamazing!” Dralistico fires up, runs up, but Komander blocks! Komander kicks Dralistico again and again, then goes up the corner! DOUBLE BOUNCE ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up as Komander then KICKS, SOBATS, and winds up. Komander runs to jump, spin, and wheelbarrow for the arm-drag! Komander fires up, the fans fire up, but Harley says she has to go now? Harley needs to call her friend. Harley says she forgot, but she’s gotta go, she’ll be back. Harley hops off commentary, who is she going to call?

Komander puts Dralistico on the apron but Dralistico mule kicks Hologram! Dralistico dodges Komander’s tiger feint kick, and Komander ends up on the apron. Mortos runs up, but Komander GAMANGIRIS! Dralistico is there to FLYING RANA Komander to the floor! Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS! Down goes Hologram and the fans fire up! Fans lose their minds, Harley scampers off, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos drags Hologram up, SMACKS him back down, and Dralistico sends Komander into railing! Then Dralistico drags Komander up, RAILING BACKBREAKER! Dralistico shoves Komander back into the ring, then sits him up to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Dralistico stops, and Dralistico argues with the ref. Dralistico then drags Komander up, brings him around, and whips him to ropes. Dralistico ELBOWS Komander down, tags in Mortos, and Mortos fires up. Mortos NECK TWISTS Komander! Cover, TWO! Komander stays in this, but Mortos clamps onto him again. Mortos YANKS Komander up with his mask to then SLAM him down!

Mortos stands Komander back up to SMACK him down! Komander goes to ropes, Mortos storms up, and Mortos wrenches Komander to tag in Dralistico. Komander tires to fight back but LFI still mugs him. Dralistico CHOPS Komander, then says uno mas! But then Dralistico DECKS Komander! Komander rises up, and Darlistico KICKS the leg out! Dralistico dusts himself off, puts up the ingobernable fist, then looms over Komander. Abrahantes coaches Komander, but Dralistico has him in a modified Half Crab! Komander endures, Dralistico lets go, and the fans rally up. Dralistico stands Komander up, whips him to the corner, then runs up to SPLASH!

Dralistico sits Komander down, goes side to side, and SUPERKICKS! Dralistico taunts Hologram, then soaks up the heat. But wait! “Harley-gram” is here! And suspiciously wearing gear just like Harley’s. Dralistico TOSSES Hologram in just for fun, then stands him up to CHOP! Dralistico runs at Komander in the other corner, but Komander breaks free! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Dralistico hits buckles! Hologram runs in and LARIATS! Komander SUPERKICKS! Komander feeds Dralistico to Hologram’s SPANISH FLY! Hologram then helps Komander go up, up, and PHOENIX SPLASH! Cover, Mortos breaks it!

The fans rally, Dralistico and Komander crawl. “This is Awesome!” as we get hot tags to Mortos and Hologram! Hologram dodges Mortos, SOBATS, and KICKS! And HEEL KICKS! Mortos wobbles, Hologram goes up the ropes to QUEBRADA, but into Mortos’ Alabama Lift! Hologram powers through to DESTROYER!! Mortos staggers around, flops out of the ring, and Hologram builds speed! Hologram DIVES, direct hit on Mortos and they go all the way to the ramp! The fans are thunderous and Hologram hurries to get Mortos in the ring. Fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but Komander goes up, CIELITO LINDO!

Hologram is back in, he hooks Mortos up and rolls, GHOST PIN! Dralistico barrels in and breaks it! The fans rally, Harley-gram joins in with Abrahantes, and we get hot tags to Komander and Dralistico! Komander goes up, Dralistico ROCKS him first! Dralistico climbs up after Komander, fires shots, but Komander fires back! They go back and forth, even with CHOPS! Dralistico fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT, then brings Komander up! SUPER- NO, Komander slips free and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up again as Komander roars! Komander runs and goes up, up, and SUPER POISON-RANAS!! The fans are thunderous again, but Mortos scoops Komander!

Mortos hits the BEAST BREAKER!! Then he runs to FLYING ELBOW! Hologram runs in and goes up, then up to POISON-RANA! But Dralistico FLYING CRUCIFIX DRIVERS!! Komander is back to fire hands with Dralistico, and we get DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES!! Both men fall, but Komander falls onto Dralistico! Cover, TWO!! Dralistico survives and Omaha is electric! Abrahantes & Harley-gram get that energy building, and Komander has Dralistico. The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” as the forearms fly! Dralistico CHOPS, but Komander CHOPS! The CHOPS go back and forth, but Dralistico SOBATS!

Dralistico CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then he runs, but Komander follows! Dralistico dodges, springboards, and FLYING DESTROYERS!!! Komander staggers then falls, Dralistico hurries to cover, HOLOGRAM BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous again as Dralistico runs to SCREW HIGH KICK! Dralistico whips, Hologram reverses, but Dralistico slides out! And he grabs Abrahantes as a hostage! Hologram still DIVES! Direct hit on Dralistico, and a scary landing for Hologram! Mortos storms over to TOSS Abrahantes away! But then he locks eyes with Harley-gram. Harley-gram pets Mortos’ mane, but Dralistico tells Mortos to focus!

Komander runs the tightrope! SALUTE MOONSAULT!! Direct hit on LFI and Omaha is thunderous again! Komander puts Dralistico in, Hologram is back up! Torture rack for the PORTAL BOMB!! And then CIELITO LINDO!! Cover, TITANES WIN!!

Winners: Los Titanes del Aire, by pinfall

A powerful first match as a true duo, and LFI is in retreat! Will Komander & Hologram start to take over AEW? Will “Harley-gram” be along for the ride?

My Thoughts:

A great second part to Slam Dunk Weekend, and again I like just one hour Collision. As they did last night, the title match opened, and it was great stuff. But of course Death Riders retained, a random special episode was not where they’d lose the titles. Plus, The Cru went after Top Flight to restart their rivalry. Very good promo from Okada to talk down to the Hounds, and very good promo from Kyle & Callis to talk themselves up. Kyle VS Brody will be great stuff, but I feel like Okada and Brody can circle back around to a rematch for Dynasty. It’s mostly that Brody won’t take kindly to Okada calling him and Buddy “b*tches” again.

Great match from Bandido VS Johnny, and a very good promo segment with The Learning Tree. Bandido getting the mask back was good stuff, and I bet we’ll get one more ROH World Championship match between Bandido and Jericho. I would hope this time Bandido wins and we can start moving towards a Learning Tree fallout with Bill turning on Jericho. Supercard of Honor isn’t until May, maybe we can build up other names from within the ROH roster to start challenging for the top title. And very good promo from The Undisputed Kingdom to hype up both the eventual Garcia VS Cole 3 and FTR VS Kyle & Roddy 3 matches. Those might even be at Dynasty.

And of course we got story tie-ins of Harley with LFI. Harley got a good win over Aminah, and she of course played a part in Los Titanes winning over LFI. Rush needs to return to have a talk with Mortos, and of course this “Beauty & The Beast Mortos” story is going to keep on going until Harley-gram is exposed as Harley.