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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (12/14/22)
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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (12/14/22)

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NJPW WTL X Super Jr.

Time to lift the trophies high!

NJPW’s double tag tournament series finishes as World Tag League and Super Jr. Tag League finally have their finals! Who wins their golden tickets to WrestleKingdom 17?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Alex Zayne & El Lindaman VS Ryohei Oiwa & Kosei Fujita; Zayne & Lindaman win.
  • KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight VS Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls; Shane & Mikey win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Robbie Eagles, Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS The House of Torture; Suzuki-Gun wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Toru Yano, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Clark Connors VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Tama Tonga & Master Wato VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • NEVER Openweight Championship: Karl Anderson VS Hikuleo; Anderson wins and retains the title.
  • Super Jr. Tag League 2022 Finals: YOH & Lio Rush VS Ace Austin & Chris Bey; Yoh & Lio win and will challenge for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships.
  • World Tag League 2022 Finals: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Aussie Open; Goto & Hashi win and will challenge for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships.

PLAY BY PLAY

After Suzuki-Gun’s victory, Minoru Suzuki himself gets the mic.

“Why are you applauding? 2011, me, Taichi and Taka Michinoku started Suzuki-Gun. Lance Archer quickly joined. The four of us were going at full force. Now it’s 2022, and we’ve gone through an awful lot. Taichi, you used to be nothing, and now look at tough he’s become. You were an idiot, but you’re experience and your knowledge has come in so helpful for all of us. I understand that and I acknowledge that. Lance, I first met you in an indie, and now look at you. I was the first Japanese person to wrestle Lance Archer. And you’re my brother and you’ll always be my brother.

“Desperado, you are not nothing. You are the Junior Heavyweight Ace in NJPW. Kanemaru, with his in-ring, there’s no one more reliable. Douki, we always talk about Heel wrestlers having to eat dirt, but he did it and really pulled himself up from the dirt floor and through hell to be where he is today. And Zack, he isn’t here today, but I am so glad that I went to the UK and plucked you up to be a part of Suzuki-Gun. And I want to test you and to stretch you in the ring.

“Oh, now you’re applauding? Suzuki-Gun was born 11 years ago, and you guys have done nothing but taunt us, yell at us, boo us. Sometimes, you’ve thrown trash at us. Calling us scum, telling us to go off and die. But that’s us, that’s Suzuki-Gun. And now look at what we’ve become. You all love us. In 2023, Suzuki-Gun will go on a new voyage. We will all go on our own individual journeys, and at the end of 2022, Suzuki-Gun will be no more. Thank you.” Fans applaud but this is truly shocking news! What does this mean for the future of NJPW’s meanest faction?

 

NEVER Openweight Championship: Karl Anderson VS Hikuleo w/ Jado!

The Machine Gun may be with his Good Brothers in WWE, but he’s back in Japan to settle scores! This was meant to go down for Battle Autumn, but will all that time waiting make the Young Gun even more determined? Or will the bright lights still shine on “Hollywood” Karl Anderson?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if title stays home or goes back to the US!

The bell rings and Karl rushes in! Hikuleo clinches him for a CHOKE BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Karl survives and fans fire up as Hiku stays on him. Hikuleo whips but Karl holds ropes! Karl bails out, hurries to No Man’s Land, but Hikuleo is in pursuit! Hiku CLUBS Karl, drags him up, CHOPS him, and then stalks him along the way. Fans applaud as Hikuleo scoops Karl, for SNAKE EYES off the railing! Hikuleo says he’s been waiting two months for this! He stomps Karl back to ringside, but Karl goes up the ramp. Hikuleo CLUBS Karl down! Fans fire up as Hikuleo RAMS Karl into railing!

The ref reprimands but Hikuleo sits Karl up to CLUB him in the chest. Karl staggers away to get in the ring but Hikuleo pursues. Hikuleo keeps Karl from bailing back out, to RAM him into a corner! Fans applaud and Karl bails out again. Hikuleo pursues as Karl goes back to No Man’s Land. Hikuleo CLUBS Karl, drags him up, and CHOPS him! Fans applaud that while Karl curses under his breath. Hikuleo digs Karl’s head into the floor! The ref reprimands, starts a ring count, and Hikuleo lets off. Hikuleo slaps Karl around as he heads for ringside. Hikuleo whips Karl at 10 of 20, right into railing!

Hikuleo storms up as the count reaches 15, but puts Karl in at 16. Fans applaud and Hikuleo steps in, but Karl kicks the ropes! Hikuleo gets jammed up, and then Karl grabs a leg for a DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Hikuleo falls to the floor and Karl goes out after him! Karl waits for Hikuleo to sit up, and then he stomps the bad leg. Hikuleo goes to the railing, stands up, and Karl mule kicks the bad leg out! Karl grabs that leg, puts it around the railing, but the ref counts. Karl lets off, but then BOOTS the railing! Karl goes to the ring and fans applaud while Hikuleo clutches a leg. Fans rally up as the ring count climbs, and Hikuleo stands at 10 of 20.

Karl goes out to kick Hikuleo’s leg out again! Karl stomps the bad leg, slides back in at 13 of 20, and lets the count climb. Fans rally up as Hikuleo staggers up at 18 and slides in! Karl stomps Hikuleo’s leg, stalks him to a corner and stomps him more. Karl says he’s the greatest NEVER Openweight Champion ever, then he stomps Hikuleo down. Karl digs his knee in, but he lets off as the ref counts 4. Karl drags Hikuleo into a toehold but fans rally as Hikuleo endures. Hikuleo CLUBS Karl, Karl holds on, so Hikuleo drags himself and Karl over. Hikuleo reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Karl lets off and mockingly applauds Hikuleo’s toughness.

Karl gets the fans to rally up, and he runs the ropes, but Hikuleo avoids the senton! Jado rallies the fans for Hikuleo and he drags himself up. Hikuleo storms up but Karl throws a forearm! Hikuleo throws one back! Karl kicks the bad leg! Hikuleo staggers, he ROCKS Karl, but Karl kicks the bad leg again! Hikuleo CHOPS in return! Fans fire up but Karl fires off forearms! Karl eggs Hikuleo on, and Hikuleo DECKS him! Fans fire up and Hikuleo runs in to elbow Karl at the corner! Hikuleo throws a forearm, CHOPS, then whips corner to corner! Hikuleo runs and SPLASHES, then scoops Karl for SNAKE EYES!

Hikuleo keeps moving, he LARIATS Karl down! Cover, TWO!! Karl survives again but Hikuleo drags Karl up. Fans rally, Hikuleo scoops, but Karl slips off. Karl shoves Hikuleo to the corner, runs in, but Hikuleo dodges! Karl bounces off buckles, Hikuleo scoops Karl, and he hits a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Karl continues to survive, but Hikuleo choke grips! Hikuleo drags Karl up but Karl throws elbows. Hikuleo CHOPS, runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Now Hikuleo survives and Karl is frustrated! Fans rally up, Karl stalks Hikuleo, and then he pounds the mat. Fans drum along as Hikuleo rises. GUN- NO, Hikuleo fights off the Gun Stun!

Hikuleo shoves Karl to the corner, Karl bounces off buckles, and Hikuleo hits a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Karl survives again but Hikuleo choke grips again! But here comes GEDO! Jado manages to anchor Gedo at the apron, and Hikuleo choke grips him! Hikuleo CHOKE SLAMS Gedo onto Karl! Fans fire up and Hikuleo waits on Karl to get back up! Karl staggers over, into another choke grip! CHOKE- GUN STUN!! Cover, KARL WINS?!

Winner: Karl Anderson, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Champion)

The only one not stunned by this is Karl himself! The bright lights are still shining for the Machine Gun, will no one keep him from traveling the world with this belt?

Wait, Karl gets the mic to talk! First in Japanese, “Sendai, I’m sorry. It’s been a long time.” Then in English, “Sendai loves Karl Anderson! I know that! The world loves Karl Anderson. What did I say? I was coming to NJPW to defend the NEVER Openweight Championship because Karl Anderson is the greatest NEVER Openweight Champion of all time! Karl Anderson sugoi legend. Sugoi kakui legend.” That is to say, Karl is an awesome and cool legend. Karl vows to be NEVER Openweight Champion FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! He will be the champion forever!! FOR-E-VER! But wait! Here comes Tama Tonga, the man he took the title from!

Tama and Karl get in each other’s face, and then the forearms start flying! Fans rally, the timekeeper is ringing the bell, Tama ROCKS Karl, but Karl fights off the Gun Stun to GUN STUN Tama!! The Good Bad Guy took his shot but got shot down, and Karl gets the mic to tell him, “I will see you at WrestleKingdom, bitch!” The Machine Gun understood this was Tama making a challenge and he has accepted it! If Karl really is the greatest NEVER Openweight Champion, will he make 2023 the Year of Bright Lights?

 

Super Jr. Tag League 2022 Finals: YOH & Lio Rush VS Ace Austin & Chris Bey!

Chaos’ Men of the Hour and Bullet Club’s Impact boys have battled already, and it was Direct Drive & The Bad Child who came out on top! But the #InevitableFinesse claim that was just dumb luck! If so, will Yoh & Lio get lucky again? Or will Ace & Bey have an impact on WrestleKingdom 17?

The teams sort out, Yoh & Lio high-three but then Ace has them stop that. Bullet Club Too Sweets, and then Yoh & Lio attack! They brawl, Red Shoes rings the bell and this is on record as Ace throws Lio out. Lio drags Ace out and he fires off haymakers on Ace! Yoh goes after Bey, but Ace tackles Lio and rains down fists! Ace stomps Lio, Yoh whips Bey, things speed up in the ring as Yoh sidesteps to drop toehold and basement dropkick! Fans fire up as Bey bails out and Yoh builds speed! Ace gets in to DROPKICK Yoh down! Yoh bails out, Lio gets in, he dodges Ace to springboard and RANA, but Ace handsprings through!

Fans fire up as Lio handsprings to dodge! Lio mule kicks and ENZIGURIS Ace down! Fans fire up more, and Lio whips Ace to a corner. Ace reverses, Lio slides to a stop and Ace runs in. Lio puts Ace on the apron, Ace slingshots up and around but Lio ducks under. Ace runs in but Lio dodges again. Ace slips through the ropes to the apron, shoulders into Lio, and Ace steps in to FLYING- NO, Lio ducks the roundhouse! Lio bobs ‘n’ weaves to avoid Ace’s haymakers, then Lio steps in. Lio whips Ace at Bey, Yoh runs in, NECKBREAKER to Bey that causes him to DDT Ace! Fans fire up as the Men of the Hour stand tall!

Yoh officially becomes the legal man, then he tags Lio in. Fans rally as they stomp Bey and bring him up. They double whip Bey, sidestep and kick low. Lio runs in but Bey avoids the scissor kick! Bey runs but into double elbows! Lio runs, wheelbarrows with Yoh, WHEELBARROW SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Lio stalks Bey to ropes. Lio stomps away, CLUBS Bey down, then CLUBS him some more. Lio rains down more fists on Bey, puts him on the ropes and CHOKES him, but lets off as Red Shoes counts 4. Yoh also has Lio cool off, and Yoh tags in. Fans rally but then Lio tags right back in! Lio fires off on Bey more!

Yoh drags Lio away from Bey and tells him to cool it! A disqualification will cost them. Yoh tells Lio to let him handle Bey. Lio accepts that, and he tags Yoh back in. Fans rally again, but then Bey shoves Yoh into Lio! Bey snapmares Yoh, stomps him, Lio gets in but Red Shoes keeps him back! This allows Ace to join in and stomp Yoh with Bey! Lio is furious but he has no choice but to stand down. Bey laughs and drags Yoh away. Tag to Ace and they double whip Yoh to a corner. Bey sets up for Ace’s POMMEL KICK! Then Ace sets up for FINESSE IN MOTION! Feed to the drop toehold and capoeria kick, and then DOUBLE STOMPS! Ace covers, TWO!

Ace drags Yoh away and DDTs a leg! Ace KICKS Yoh in the back, throws up the Too Sweets, then digs his knee into Yoh’s head. Fans rally but Ace drags Yoh up. Ace puts Yoh in the corner, digs his boot in, but Red Shoes counts. Ace lets off, he tags Bey, and Bey taunts Yoh. Bullet Club double wrench, double CLAW, then double drop toehold to Too Sweet CLAW! Fans applaud the shoutout to El Phantasmo while Bey taunts Lio. Fans rally, Bey stomps Lio, and then Bey drags Lio up. Bey suplexes Yoh high and hard, then glares at Lio as he covers. TWO, and fans applaud! Bey tags Ace, drags Yoh up, and they mug Yoh.

Ace arm-drags Yoh to a mounted armbar! Red Shoes checks with Yoh but Ace brings the ace up his sleeve out of his sleeve. PAPERCUT! Fans applaud and Ace hides the card. Ace then brings Yoh up to back suplex! Tag to Bey and he climbs up. Fans rally, Bey aims, and he jumps, to then land on his feet. And then he stomps Yoh hard in the chest! Fans applaud the trick but Lio and Bey talk trash again. Bey drags Yoh up, brings him around, but Yoh fires off forearms! Yoh CHOPS Bey but Bey knees low! Tag to Ace, they double whip Yoh to ropes, but Yoh holds ropes! Ace runs in but Yoh throws him out! Bey runs in, but Yoh dumps him out!

Bey holds Yoh’s arm to keep him from Lio! Bey shoulders into Yoh, slingshots up and over, runs but Yoh dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up and Yoh crawls for the corner! Ace runs in to intercept! But Yoh back drops Ace away! Only for Bey to trip Lio off the apron! Bey RAMS Lio into the railing, Ace CLOBBERS Yoh from behind! Ace drags Yoh up and Bey slides in. DOUBLE SWEEP! Click, click, BOOM! The Moonsault and Leg Drop! Cover, TWO! Ace grows frustrated but the fans rally up for Yoh. Ace drags Yoh up, reels him in and puts him in a corner. Ace CHOPS, stomps, and then CHOPS again!

Yoh eggs Ace on so Ace CHOPS again! Yoh keeps egging Ace on, Ace CHOPS him down! Fans rally, Ace drags Yoh up but Yoh fights the yoyo! Yoh wrenches out, ROCKS, CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Ace kicks low! Ace whips Yoh to the corner but Yoh uses that to BLAST Bey! Ace kicks, whips, but Yoh reverses to DROPKICK Ace down! Fans fire up as Yoh crawls for his corner! Ace drags Yoh away but Yoh ENZIGURIS Ace away! Hot tag to Lio! Lio rallies on Ace, then really fires off on Bey! Bey blocks a kick, flips Lio, but Lio lands on his feet! Lio ducks Bey’s haymaker, whips, but Bey reverses, only for Lio to go up and around to whip again!

Lio then HANDSPRING KICKS Ace! Bey comes back, back suplexes, but Lio lands on his feet! Lio ducks Bey to WRECK Ace with a dropkick, and then hit RUSH HOUR on Bey! All in one motion!! Fans fire up, Lio covers, TWO!! Bey survives and Lio can’t believe it! Lio says it is time, and fans fire up as he climbs. Ace storms over, slingshots and STEINERS Lio down! Ace calls to Bey, they drag Lio up. Bey spins Lio for a KNEE SMASH, but Yoh DECKS Ace! Yoh blocks a kick from Bey and flips him, but Bey uses that to go from headlock to dragon sleeper on Lio! Only for Yoh to JUMP KNEE him! Lio rolls Bey for the SPINNING KICK!

Fans fire up as Yoh drags Bey up. Lio goes to a corner and climbs while Yoh hits FALCON GOROSHI! Yoh rushes out after Ace! Lio is up top, FINAL HOUR!! But Ace returns, only for Lio to throw him right back out! Bey cradles Lio but Lio rolls it! The rolling cradle goes around and around, Lio has it at last! TWO!! Lio staggers up all dizzy, but he finds his way to Bey. Bey SUPERMAN FOREARMS! Lio SCISSOR KICKS!! Fans are thunderous as both men are down! Lio crawls for his corner, as does Bey, hot tags to Yoh and Ace! Direct Drive dodges to fire off forearms! Yoh whips, then FLYING FOREARMS Ace down!

Fans fire up with Yoh and he runs at Ace in the corner! Ace BOOTS Yoh, runs, but Yoh handsprings into dodge! Mule kick and NECKBREAKER! Yoh then hits a HALF HATCH SUPLEX with a bridge! TWO!! Ace survives but fans fire up behind Yoh. Yoh storms up to drag Ace up. Yoh tries the underhooks but Ace fights free. Yoh kicks, whips, but Ace holds ropes. Ace boots but Yoh blocks to put him on the apron! But Ace dumps Yoh out! Ace avoids the sweep to PENALTY KICK Yoh down! Fans rally, Bey builds speed now! Bey FLIES to take out Yoh at the ramp! Ace and Bey coordinate, but Lio builds speed! Ace jumps over Lio as he DIVES onto Bey!

Ace builds speed now, to FALL TO GLORY on Lio and Yoh! Fans fire up and Ace fires up! Ace drags Yoh up, but Yoh hits FALCON ARROW to the floor! Fans fire up while all four men are down at ringside! Red Shoes starts the ring count as the four men stir. The count reaches 10 of 20 before anyone sits up. Bey and Ace flounder but we’re at 15! Yoh and Lio stir at 16, everyone stands up and slides in at 19!! Fans rally as the match continues! Lio and Yoh help each other up, and they make their way over to Ace & Bey. Yoh & Lio throw forearms, but Ace & Bey give them back. Yoh & Lio throw more forearms, but Ace & Bey give them back.

Fans rally as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster as the four men stand! The shots go fast and furious, Ace throws knees on Yoh but Lio ROCKS Ace! Bey swings on Lio but Lio ducks, so Bey BACKHANDS Yoh! Lio kicks but Bey blocks, hands it off to Ace, but Ace ducks and the ENZIGURI hits Bey! Ace runs in to POMMEL KICK Yoh! Lio fires off fast hands and he ROCKS Ace! Lio and Yoh combine, STARSHIP ROLLING LARIAT! Fans fire up, Yoh SUPERKICKS Ace back down! Fans are thunderous as the Men of the Hour fire up! Yoh drags Ace up, Lio runs, RUSH HOUR hits Yoh as Ace moves!!

Fans are stunned, as is Lio! Bey and Ace DOUBLE BUZZSAW Lio down! They shove Lio out and drag Yoh up! Bey says this is over! Gut wrench and Canadian rack, CLIFFHANGER DDT! Ace goes up, SWANTON! Cover, TWO?!? Yoh survives and Bullet Club can’t believe it! Fans fire up as Ace drags Yoh back up. Ace and Bey coordinate, A B C, One Two SWEET CUTTER!! And then LIO SPEARS ACE!! Bey doesn’t realize until he turns around to see Ace down! Bey glares at Lio but Lio glares back. Fans fire up as Bey fires forearms! Lio fires up to fire forearms back! Lio roars, but Bey BITES Lio’s hand! Bey HEEL KICKS Lio down!!

Bey drags Lio up, torture racks, Ace sets up on the apron! But Lio slips off, FLYING CHUCK hits Bey! Yoh SUPERKICKS Ace!! The Men of the Hour get ready, they drag Ace up and whip him to ropes! 3K!!! Cover, Bey drags Red Shoes back! Red Shoes reprimands but the damage is done! Bey flips Red Shoes off, but Lio DIVES onto Bey! Lio tells Red Shoes to get in the ring! Red Shoes obliges, Lio goes up top! FINAL HOUR onto Ace!! Yoh fires up and the fans fire up with him! Yoh drags Ace up for DIRECT DRIVE!!! Cover, Yoh & Lio win!!!

Winners: Yoh & Lio Rush, by pinfall (Super Jr. Tag League 2022 Winners)

It is truly their time! They took every card Ace & Bey had to play and now they have the jackpot! Red Shoes brings them the trophies, Yoh & Lio high-three before raising the trophies high! Will they soon be WrestleKingdom 17’s Men of the Hour when they go after those IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?

 

World Tag League 2022 Finals: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Aussie Open!

Bishamon is going back-to-back as World Tag League finalists! But now, they run into the future of tag team wrestling! Will Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher prove they’re the best by taking the trophies? Or will the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter make history with back-to-back finals wins?

Gideon Grey accompanies Dunk-Zilla & The Aussie Arrow, and then gives the introductions. “They were handpicked to represent the United Empire. Collectively, they have held 19 tag team championships across the globe. England, Ireland, Germany, Australia, North America, where they were crowned the first-ever NJPW Strong Tag Team Champions! They have conquered every continent they have step foot on! Tonight, they will be World Tag League 2022 Winners! January the 4th, they will be your NEW IWGP Tag, Team, Champions! They are the Heart & Soul of Tag Team Wrestling! They are they greatest tag team to EVER LIVE!

“From Sydney, Australia and Brisbane, Australia respectively, they are THE AUSSIE ARROW, Kyle Fletcher, DUNK-ZILLA, Mark Davis…! This! Is! AUSSIIIIE~! OOOPEN~!” Fans applaud for that but Bishamon just stares Davis & Fletcher down. The teams sort out, and fans clap for, “BI! SHA-MON!” Davis shoves Goto, Goto throws a forearm back, and now the brawl is on! the bell rings, the brawl continues, and Aussie Open gets the edge! They whip Bishamon but Bishamon reverses! Aussie Open hold the ropes to KICK and LARIAT back! Fans fire up and finally, teams sort out. Fletcher tags Davis, and they drag Goto up.

Aussie Open double whip Goto, double ELBOW him down, then PENALTY KICK and SENTON! Fans applaud while Davis kneels on the cover, TWO! Davis drags Goto into an armlock and he grinds the shoulder. Fans rally as Goto endures, and Goto fights his way over to reach out. Davis grinds the arm more but Goto gets the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Davis lets off at 4. Tag to Kyle, and Kyle springboard stomps Goto down! And again! Goto crawls, Kyle drags him up to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Kyle tags Davis again. Davis fireman’s carries, POP-UP- NO, Goto blocks the kick!

Goto swings Kyle’s foot at Davis but he avoids it! Kyle staggers, Goto DECKS him and Kyle falls out of the ring! Davis ROCKS Goto, runs, but Goto follows to LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Goto crawls over, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi runs at Davis to CHOP! Hashi whips and CHOPS again, then he mule kicks! Hashi turns Davis but Davis elbows free. Davis runs but Hashi dropkicks the leg! Hashi then turns Davis for the NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Davis is tough but Hashi stays focused. Fans rally, Hashi drags Davis up, and he CLUBS Davis on the neck. Daivs sits up, Hashi CHOPS him again!

Davis sputters and crawls but Hashi stands him up. Hashi whips but Davis reveres, and Kyle gets a cheap shot in! Davis runs in but Hashi sends him into Kyle! Hashi runs but Davis Complete Shots him to the ropes! Kyle GAMANGIRIS but Goto runs in! Davis fireman’s carries Goto for the POP-UP KICK! Davis drags Hashi up, scoops him, Kyle is up top! LAWN DART CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hashi shows his toughness and fans fire up! Davis staggers over and brings Hashi back up. Davis throws down forearms, then soaks up the cheers. Davis then rains down even more forearms!

Davis drags Hashi up, stands him up, and CHOPS him down! Fans applaud a chop on par with Hashi’s own! Tag to Kyle, Kyle drags Hashi up and fans rally. Kyle scoops and SLAMS Hashi, then pats him on the chest. Hashi stands, Kyle scoops him and SLAMS him again! Kyle holds onto Hashi’s arm to drag him back around. Fans rally as Kyle stands Hashi up. Hashi throws body shots and a CHOP, but Kyle scoops and SLAMS Hashi again! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Kyle drags Hashi up again. Kyle bumps Hashi off buckles, then throws a hard body shot. Tag to Davis, Kyle throws more heavy shots and Hashi falls over.

Davis drags Hashi back up, CHOP LARIATS, and then CHOP LARIATS again! Davis CHOP LARIATS again and Hashi falls over! Fans fire up and Davis taunts Goto. Davis tags Kyle back in, fans rally up but Aussie Open lets Red Shoes check Hashi. Hashi is still okay to continue so Kyle drags Hashi back up. Hashi throws back elbows into Kyle, then ROCKS him with a forearm! Kyle knees low, but Hashi blocks! Hashi throws the leg away to SPIN KICK Kyle down! Fans fire up as Hashi crawls for his corner! Kyle tags Davis and Davis SENTONS onto Hashi! And SENTONS again! Davis runs to SENTON but misses this time!

Fans rally, Hashi and Davis crawl, hot tag to Kyle and he runs to CLOBBER Goto off the apron! Fans rally, Kyle drags Hashi up. Hashi throws shoulders into Kyle, then CHOPS! Kyle kicks low, runs, but Hashi SUPER- NO, Kyle blocks the kick and spins Kyle around to reel him in. But Hashi suplexes Kyle first! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hashi and Kyle crawl, hot tag to Goto! Goto CLOBBERS Kyle, BLASTS Davis, then fires up as he fires off forearms on Kyle! Goto whips Kyle to a corner, runs in and MURAMASAS! Then BULLDOGS! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Goto drags him back up. Fireman’s carry, but Kyle fights free!

Kyle kicks low, runs, but into the fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Fans fire up and Goto grits his teeth as he drags Kyle back up. Goto dragon sleepers, but Kyle fights free with haymakers! Kyle spins around but Goto fights the suplex! Goto tries to suplex but Kyle fights it! They fight for control, Goto suplexes, to a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Goto almost had Kyle by borrowing from Tomohiro Ishii! Tag to Hashi, then Goto BLASTS Davis again! Hashi drags Kyle up, ROCKS him to the corner, then Bishamon double whip corner to corner. Hashi whips Goto in to clothesline! Hashi runs in to CHOP!

Hashi feeds Kyle to Goto’s fireman’s carry, but Davis runs in to BOOT Goto! Davis BOOTS Hashi, then DECKS Goto! Fans fire up as Kyle hurries and tags Davis in. Davis storms up on Goto but Goto throws him out! Kyle runs in but Goto TOSSES him out onto Davis! Aussie Open goes down and fans fire up! Goto calls to Hashi and Bishamon hurries after Aussie Open. They stomp Aussie Open at the ramp, drag them up, CLUB them a bit, then bring them around. Fans rally, but Kyle RAMS Goto into railing! Davis RAMS Hashi into railing, and then Aussie Open carries Bishamon around the way! They SANDWICH Bishamon in front of commentary!

Fans fire up as Aussie Open hit DOUBLE APRON BACK SUPLEXES! And then, DOUBLE SCOOP SLAMS to the floors! Fans fire up again as Aussie Open catches their breath. Fans rally as Davis confiscates the timekeeper’s table! Aussie Open brings that around to where they left Bishamon, and Kyle tells Red Shoes to leave them alone. Fans rally as Davis sits Hashi on the apron to CHOP him. Davis and Kyle then both go to the apron, and they drag Hashi up! Double pump handles, but Goto drags Kyle off the apron! Hashi fights free of Davis while Goto whips Kyle into the railing so hard that Kyle goes up and over into the spare timekeeper’s table!

Davis BOOTS Goto! Davis whips Goto hard into railing! Fans rally as Davis gets back in the ring after Hashi. Davis stomps Hashi around, drags him back up, and then puts him in a corner. Davis CHOPS Hashi and Hashi flops right down! Fans rally up as Davis drags Hashi up to whip corner to corner. Davis then fires himself up and runs in, but Hashi dodges! Hashi runs in to lariat! Hashi whips, Davis reverses, Hashi sunset flips! Davis stays up, but Hashi avoids the hip drop! Hashi runs to basement dropkick! Fans fire up and Davis goes to a corner. Hashi fires up, fans rally, and Hashi runs in, but Davis dodges! Kyle returns to LARIAT Hashi in the corner!

Kyle sits Hashi down, Davis SLIDING FOREARMS! Kyle then goes up and Davis drags Hashi up. ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto Goto!! Davis torture racks Hashi for the Airplane Spin! Davis spins and spins and spins, into the ALPAMARE WATERSLIDE!! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and fans are thunderous! Davis tags Kyle and Aussie Open storms up to Hashi. Fans rally, Davis underhooks Hashi and lifts, BUTTERFLY SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!!! Hashi survives and everyone is shocked! Fans rally up, Kyle tags Davis, and Aussie Open coordinates. They drag Hashi up, double pump handle, but Goto CLUBS Davis!

Goto DECKS Kyle, then catches Davis to URA GTR! Goto fires off on Kyle but Kyle ROCKS Goto! Kyle scoops and has Goto in position, but Goto kicks and flails! Goto lands on the apron, Kyle ROCKS him with forearms! Goto stays standing, Kyle shoulders in, but into a facelock! Goto drags Kyle out, DRAPING GTR through the table!!!! Fans are thunderous again as Goto and Kyle are down in the wreckage! Red Shoes checks on them and somehow, Kyle is okay to continue! Hashi and Davis are still in the ring, crawl for each other and are forehead to forehead. Hashi throws a forearm, Davis throws it back!

Hashi growls and the two stand up. Hashi throws a forearm, but Davis gives it back! Fans rally up as the forearms go back and forth, faster and faster! Davis ROCKS Hashi, wrenches and CHOPS! Hashi falls over, but Davis drags him back up! Fans rally, Davis CHOPS Hashi off his feet again! Davis drags Hashi up, CHOPS him again, but Hashi stays up this time! Hashi roars and ROCKS Davis with forearm after forearm! Davis drops to a knee, Hashi CHOPS him! Hashi fires up, runs, but Davis blocks the lariat! Hashi CHOPS in return! Then dropkicks the legs out! Hashi runs, to HEAD HUNTER! Fans fire up as Hashi waits on Davis!

Davis stands, Hashi runs again, LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally, Hashi brings Davis back up, and Hashi full nelsons to spin and pump handle! Davis fights with elbows, but Hashi holds on! Goto returns and Hashi feeds him to a fireman’s carry! Davis slips off, but storms up into a HIDDEN GAP! Davis wobbles, into the fireman’s carry! FIERCE FLASH!! Fans fire up as Bishamon calls their shot! Goto drags Davis into the dragon sleeper, Hashi has the legs, SHOUTO!!! Cover, KYLE BREAKS IT!! Kyle returns outta nowhere and blasts it all apart! Fans are thunderous again as the four men are down!

Goto drags Kyle up but Kyle spins Goto to a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Hashi LARIATS Kyle down! Hashi runs, but Kyle CALF KICKS Hashi down!! Fans are thunderous again as all four men are back down! Kyle and Davis stand, they drag Goto up, POWERBOMB UPPERCUT!! Kyle then feeds Hashi to Davis’ scoop. Fans fire up as Davis inverted crucifix lifts Hashi! Kyle runs in, SWINGING CRUCIFIX BOMB!! Davis covers, TWO!?! Hashi survives and fans are thunderous again! Aussie Open stand back up and Davis tags Kyle back in. Aussie Open throw off the elbow pads and go to opposite corners.

Hashi roars as he stands up, but Aussie Open runs in to DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH!! Aussie Open drags Hashi up, double pump handle, but then Hashi kicks Kyle away to hit a DESTROYER on Davis!! Kyle runs in but into a cradle! TWO!!! Kyle escapes but even he is shocked! Kyle hurries to scoop Hashi, but Hashi fights free! Feed to Goto but Kyle slips around. Kyle kicks, but Goto fights the scoop! Goto pushes Kyle, Kyle BOOTS but Goto HEADBUTTS! Fans are thunderous again as Goto calls to Hashi! Goto drags Kyle up and Hashi flounders over. Goto dragon sleepers Kyle, Hashi grabs the legs, but Davis ENZIGURIS Hashi down!

Goto and Davis DOUBLE LARIAT but neither falls! They DOUBLE LARIAT again, Goto roars! Goto runs, but Davis LARIATS Goto down!! Hashi gets around Davis, Davis fights the full nelson and then fights the waistlock! Davis throws elbows but Hashi holds on! Davis throws more elbows and is free, but Hashi shoots around to shove him to ropes! Goto LARIATS Davis from behind! SNAP DRAGON from Hashi! Kyle mule kicks Goto, ROCKS Hashi, CHOPS and ROCKS, but spins into the dragon sleeper!! But he kicks Hashi away! Goto shoves Kyle into the HIDDEN GAP! And then, SHOUTO!!!!

Fans are electric as Bishamon fire up again! They’re not done with Kyle yet! They drag him up, full nelson and the lift, NARAKU!!!! Cover, BISHAMON WINS!!!!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (World Tag League 2022 Winners)

Aussie Open may be the future, but the future isn’t here just yet as Bishamon completes the mission of going back-to-back! With as great a first run Davis & Fletcher had, will next year’s WTL be theirs for the taking?

As for Bishamon, Red Shoes brings them the trophies, and for another year, Goto & Hashi get to lift those high! And they put them together to make the globe and W! Yano gets some good pics of the moment, and then Hashi gets the mic. “We won the World Tag League again! And in this double main event, Lio Rush & Yoh won the first! And there was one thing that stuck out to me in this double main event, is that the main event winners get the right to speak. So Lio! Yoh! Since this is a double main event and you guys won, you should come out to speak, too!” Fans applaud that and they clap in anticipation. Yoh & Lio return!

Yoh & Lio bring their trophies with them, and all the tag tournament champions of Chaos stand together! Hashi congratulates Yoh & Lio, and says that if it was just Hashi & Goto here talking, it was going to be very awkward backstage. Hashi hands the mic over to Yoh, Yoh sets his trophy down and Lio puts his next to it. Yoh says “Chaos reigns supreme!” Fans applaud that. Yoh continues to say that he feels from the bottom of his heart that Chaos is the place for him and he is so happy to be in it. To be able to close out this event here with his senpai and in front of his hometown crowd, he is very grateful and proud.

Yoh thanks Lio and Lio thanks Yoh. Yoh says Lio can have a turn to speak now, and he hands the mic over. Fans applaud as Lio accepts, and says, “I have been wrestling for nine years. And this moment right now, and I’ve had a lot of great moments in my professional wrestling career. I’ve been everywhere, seen everything, and pretty much down everything at the age of 28 years old. But this, this moment, winning these trophies with my partner, Yoh, is by far the greatest moment in my professional wrestling career today.” Fans applaud that! Lio says, “Yoh, my friend. Chaos, my family. Thank you for accepting me.” Fans also applaud that!

Lio says this moment here will live on forever. “Arigato gozaimasu.” Fans applaud that Lio thanks them in Japanese, and then he hands the mic over to Goto. Goto says, “I really love Sendai, because we’ve gone back-to-back here. And now Hashi will speak.” Hashi takes the mic back and says, “So, here we go. We can only close this the traditional Chaos way, and the biggest way ever! Everyone here and watching at home on NJPW World, please join in.” Hashi explains that Lio & Yoh are gonna run the ropes, roll, and everyone will clap together. Yoh does his best to translate for Lio, and Hashi hopes everyone is ready to stomp, stomp clap.

The trophies are moved aside, and Hashi says they’ll go on Yano’s say. Fans applaud and Yano prepares for his part. Hashi says this is to the double main event winners! The fans clap and drum, Yoh and Lio build speed, they roll and CLAP!! “HAI!!” Perfect! The streamers fall for the tournament winners, and they pose together with their trophies! What will happen when Chaos comes to WrestleKingdom 17?


My Thoughts:

A great finishing event for this double tournament series, even though I did skip all those early matches. I did like seeing the combinations of heavyweight and junior heavyweight teams, especially Yano & Tanahashi teaming with Taguchi & Conners. That is a hilarious combo right there just on Yano and Taguchi. But luckily, I did see Suzuki get the mic as I was skimming. English commentary did their best to translate in real-time, so I hope I got the gist of what they said about what Suzuki was saying. Suzuki-Gun disbanding to end the year is really surprising, but I wonder if it’s a sign that Suzuki wants to retire sometime next year. I almost feel like they should just reform under like Taichi or Zack Sabre Jr, but maybe that won’t happen.

The NEVER Openweight Championship was a good match but what a surprise that Karl didn’t drop the title. At the same time, fans almost didn’t care about Hikuleo as he was beating Karl down. Karl retains but now he’s up against Tama again, and again a bit surprised Karl comes away from that standing tall. That makes me think that Karl will lose at WrestleKingdom 17 to let Tama carry the belt into the New Year.

Then we got awesome tag tournament finals. With Catch 2/2 kinda playing Heels, I figured the Face team would win here, and that is great for Lio Rush in particular. He had a great part of the closing promo, and that was definitely genuine after Vince McMahon wasted him on Raw and SmackDown while he only got to do so much in the crowded AEW field. Bishamon going back-to-back is awesome stuff, and there’s no real shame in losing here for Aussie Open. Aussie Open got to look incredible in the round robin, they made it to the finals on their first try, they will definitely be a return finalist next year. Catch 2/2 VS Yoh & Lio and FTR VS Bishamon will both be great tag team matches, and I feel like both matches could go both ways.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (6/4/25)

History evolves once more!

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Who will stand atop Evolve as THE champion?

Jackson Drake, Keanu Carver, Edris Enofe or Sean Legacy. After tonight, only one will be known as the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jin Tala VS Carlee Bright; Jin wins.
  • WWE Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Sean Legacy VS Edris Enofe VS Keanu Carver VS Jackson Drake; Drake wins and is the inaugural WWE Evolve Champion.

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Kali Armstrong is here!

The fans cheer the INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Women’s Champion as she goes to the ring, mic in her hand and belt on her shoulder. The fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Kali says, “Oh yeeeeeah! I told y’all! The first-ever Evolve Women’s Champion, Kali Armstrong. Hey, I like the way that sounds. How ’bout y’all? You like the way that sounds?” The fans cheer, and Kali says she did what she said she was gonna do. She has been here for a year and a half, and this is what she’s on. They say it gets harder from here, but that’s fine. She ain’t ducking any of these chicks!

Kali is ready to go at it with each and every one of them, so that when she gets to NXT, they’ll know who the Difference Maker is. She is at the top of the Evolve Women’s Division, so she wants to know: Who is her first challenger? And out walks Zayda Steel. She tells Kali that seriously, she wants to be the first to congratulate the first-ever WWE Evolve Women’s Champion! Give it up for Kali, everybody! The fans do cheer, and Zayda says that Fatal 4 Way was a classic. But she realized something: They have a lot in common! They are both history makers! Kali is the first champion, and everyone already knows this, but Zayda is the first WWE ID prospect.

So from one difference maker to another, Zayda just wants to say… Kali is luck. Huh? But wait! Zayda is interrupted by Nikkita Lyons! Lyons tells Kali, “Hey, girl! Congratulations, new champ! I’m Big Kat Kita, but you already knew that. But it’s so good to meet you, for real. Like, I’m really honored to meet you. But I already talked with Stevie Turner, and I told her that once they crown a new champ to call me. So here I am.” Lyons stops Zayda before she says anything to say Zayda is cute, and she does like her. But when it comes to gold, Lyons is not afraid to pounce.

Kali tells them they’re both doing a lot of big talking, but they’re doing nothing to prove they want this title. Lyons says, “Bet.” And then Lyons & Zayda jump Kali! The fans boo as they mug her 2v1! Kali shoves Lyons, kicks Zayda, then fires hands! But Lyons THROAT CHAKRA KICKS Kali down! Zayda rains down fists, but wait! Here comes Natalya! The fans fire up as the Queen of Harts rushes out here! She dodges Lyons, TACKLES Zayda, and she has the legs! Lyons drags Zayda to safety and Natty stares them down. The fans cheer Natty and she makes sure Kali is alright. Kali is a bit salty even here as she snatches the belt back, but will The BOAT help her sink Lyons & Zayda?

 

Carlee Bright has been attacked!

That makes three women in about as many weeks! And this is right before her match tonight! A ref calls in medical, and all Carlee knows is someone shoved her into the chair rack. Just who is it stalking Evolve stars and taking them out?

 

Evolve returns and…

Stevie Turner is with Carlee and a WWE medical trainer. Stevie apologizes that this has happened, this shouldn’t be happening here in Evolve. Carlee doesn’t blame Stevie, and insists she can go. Stevie asks who did it but Carlee says they were in a black hoodie, and it was a drive-by attack. The doc says there are no serious injuries, so it is up to Carlee. Carlee says she will compete. Stevie says, “If you’re sure, girl.”

 

Keanu Carver speaks.

“Tonight means something to me, man. Those other three? They just want the glory, the prestige, the fame. Nah, that ain’t me. For me, that title is my ticket out. And I’ll be damned if I go back to the streets of DC. Y’all don’t get what I had to do to get here. So when I step into that ring with them three, I’ma beat the brakes off them boys! From the streets of DC to the Evolve Championship, I’ma show y’all what I’m about! Then y’all gonna remember the name, Keanu Carver.”

 

Sean Legacy speaks.

With Timothy Thatcher by his side, Super Sean says, “This is it, this is it. My moment. Eight long years for this. Eight long years.” Sean says Timothy taught him everything. Timothy says Sean is ready. Sean says damn right he’s ready! It’s time for Sean to create his legacy!

 

Jin Tala VS Carlee Bright!

Another prospect from LFG is ready to Evolve! Will “The Detonator” have an explosive debut? Or will Evolve’s future still be Bright?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, Jin goes for the bad arm but Carlee pushes Jin away. They go again, and Jin goes after the bad arm. Jin double wristlocks, pushes on it, and pushes on it again! Carlee endures, but Jin hits a double wristlock takedown! Cover, ONE, but Jin stays on the arm. Carlee fights up, Jin wrenches, but Carlee slips through to wrench back. Carlee trips Jin, steps over, and LA MAGISTROL! ONE, but Carlee arm-drags! Carlee keeps on Jin’s arm but Jin fights up. The fans rally, Jin moves around, but Carlee wrenches and hammerlocks. Jin reaches back and switches the hammerlock!

Carlee switches, sunset flips, TWO! Carlee DROPKICKS Jin! The fans rally, Carlee whips but Jin blocks! Jin reverses, Carlee goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Carlee hurries to facelock Jin, Jin scoops, but Carlee fights to keep the arm. Jin wrenches and WRINGS Carlee’s arm! Jin KNEES and UPPERCUTS the bad arm, then gives it a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Carlee toughs it out but Jin stays on that arm. The fans rally as Jin traps both arms in a modified butterfly! Carlee endures, fights up, but Jin powers those arms back again! Carlee refuses to give up and she stands again! Jin shifts to a ghost pin, TWO!

Carlee has a leg, Jin kicks her away, and Jin runs up. Carlee dodges, ELBOWS, and then ELBOWS again! The fans rally, Carlee ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Jin dumps her out! Carlee still headlocks for a BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Jin stays in this and Carlee shakes out her bad arm. The fans rally as Carlee facelocks, but Jin powers out! Carlee blocks a kick, spins Jin, and CODE BREAKER! Carlee sets up, STANDING MOONSAULT, but Jin dodges! Jin steps over onto the arm for a STANDING ARMBAR!! The “Bakunawa Bind!” Carlee TAPS, Jin wins!

Winner: Jin Tala, by submission

Carlee tried to fight at less than 100% and it cost her! Will Jin Tala’s technical skill be just the thing to make her a star?

 

Evolve shares footage from last week.

It was after the Women’s Championship Elimination Match that Kylie Rae returned backstage, only to be attacked by Wendy Choo! They brawled and Wendy would get the advantage by throwing Kylie into the garage door, and then throwing a garbage can onto Kylie! Refs broke that up, but will nothing stop wicked Wendy from having her revenge?

 

Chuey Martinez talks with Kylie Rae.

He says Wendy is still haunting her, and Kylie says ever since coming to Evolve, Wendy keeps sticking her nose in Kylie’s business. Sure, Wendy won those two singles matches, but Kylie eliminating Wendy should’ve ended it. And Kylie hates to admit this, but Wendy is the only person here that makes Kylie not so smiley. And after last week, Kylie is so ready to- Chantel Monroe says Kylie should call it quits. Kylie gets on Chantel’s nerves no matter if she’s smiley or angry. Chantel storms off, but both Masyn Holiday & Layla Diggs say pay that no mind. Chantel’s mirror is the only thing that shows the real her.

 

The Vanity Project hypes up Jackson Drake.

Ricky Smokes says Jackson has nothing to worry about! Who even knows if that was the real Lince Dorado anyway? Who trusts someone that wears a mask? Smokes gives Bryce Donovan a pat on the chest and Bryce smacks him back. Brad Baylor tells Jackson that he is the Wild Card, Heartbreak Drake! Do they all think he’s gonna be the first Evolve Champion? Hundos fo’ sho’, bro! Jackson is the future! Zayda adds that The Vanity Project is the future. Jackson says that’s right, and he’s known that since he was 13 years old when he first stepped into a wrestling ring and never looked back.

Jackson tells they all know he’s the Wild Card and Heartbreak Drake, but after tonight, the world is going to know him as the first-ever WWE Evolve Champion! The Vanity Project is ready, but will the Carolina Reaper take the title home? Or will the odds be against him?

 

Edris Enofe speaks.

“Man, been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. I came back from a gruesome shoulder injury, and it hurt. It hurt for real. But what hurt me even worse was the fact that I couldn’t compete in front of each and every one of y’all. But now things change. Things will be different now. Because tonight, I change the entire WWE Universe’s mind. Tonight, I go from Edris Enofe the tag team wrestler to Edris Enofe the singles superstar! Tonight, Edris Enofe, the Epitome of Excellence, the EOE becomes the first-ever WWE Men’s Evolve Champion!”

 

The High Ryze is here!

Wes Lee leads the way for Tyson Dupont & Tyriek Igwe and fans boo. Wes has the mic, and he says, “Now, I can bet that none of y’all expected to see me out here on Evolve. Look, that’s understandable, especially with the boys out here dominating completely on their own the past couple of weeks, I haven’t had any reason to. But see, last week, I wanted to come to Evolve and get a better understanding of what it’s all about. They call this the evolution of professional wrestling or something like that. When I walk around and talk to the kids in the locker room, I can see it. They have big dreams, a lot of potential, and they have a lot of hope that one day they are going to become the next big thing.”

Wes laughs, and then apologizes. It isn’t funny, it’s just cute. It is! It’s okay! But see, he was the same way. Once upon a time, he wanted to come into they business and make it the best that he possibly could. He wanted to change the world, and he did! The fans do cheer that. Wes says when he walks around here, what he really sees is that they’re all naive, maybe even delusional, to think that they’re going to steal Wes’s spot one day! He has busted his ass, broken his back, all for this business, and has barely scratched the surface. Look: a Dusty Cup Winner, two-time NXT Tag Team Champion, and the greatest North American Champion ever, and he’s not even done!

So to everyone in Evolve right now, listen very closely. WES is the gatekeeper now! You wanna make it to NXT? You gotta make it through him! Well, hold on, because here come Cappuccino Jones & Jack Cartwheel! The fans cheer for “CAAA-PPUCCINO! CAAA-PPUCCINO!” Jones tells Wes that he sees what Wes is “brewing up.” Tyson & Tyriek are impressive, and Wes’s mentorship is paying off. Wes asks why Jones is out here. Or do the barista and his buddy want a rematch? Wes is sure the boys are fine beating them up one more time. Jones says he and Cartwheel aren’t here for a tag match. Jones wants a match… with Wes!

Wes is calling himself a gatekeeper, and sure, he has been the Human Highlight Reel for years. But whatever Wes has been sipping on is tasting pretty bitter. Bitter!? No! Wes has just been around the block long enough to know better! The fans chant, “Bitter~! Bitter~!” Wes says he isn’t just some happy-to-be-here kid walking around with a cup of coffee. Jones says hate on him all you want. But if you wanna be the measuring stick, Jones wants to see how he measures up. Jones feels he has what it takes, and the best way to back that up is to go 1v1 with one of the staples of NXT! The fans cheer that!

Wes looks Jones up and down, then tells him, “You really should’ve stayed behind that counter, dog. You want the match? Next week, you’ve got it.” Will the Cardiac Kid keep Evolve down? Or will he get the jitters from facing Cappuccino Jones?

 

Je’Von Evans is backstage!

Evolve Media asks the Young OG why he’s here, and Je’Von says he loves this! He had to come check out Evolve, but he’s here mostly to present the title to the first-ever Evolve Champion. Those boys are locked in! Je’Von notices Jordan Oasis walking by. Je’Von says hey to Oasis and asks why he’s out in the parking lot. Just walking. Je’Von says he is a big fan of Oasis, and keep running, your time is coming. Oasis appreciates that coming from Je’Von. Je’Von says he’s gotta go watch the match, but he’ll see Oasis around. Will this endorsement from NXT’s future help Oasis become Evolve’s future?

 

Marcus Mathers speaks.

“I’ve been waiting a very long time to introduce myself to the WWE Universe. My name is Marcus Mathers. I’ve been wrestling for about six years now, with way over 650 matches under my belt, proving I’m not just Philly’s Finest, but I’m the finest in WWE ID. And speaking of WWE ID, this was made for men and women to use this to the best of their ability, to the max. And lemme tell you, nobody used WWE ID like I did. And with the support of WWE ID, I’ve been able to travel more, get more matches, and train with the best of the best. And now I bring all that knowledge right here, right now. The WWE ID prepared me for Evolve.” Is Mathers ready to Evolve?

 

WWE Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Sean Legacy VS Edris Enofe VS Keanu Carver VS Jackson Drake!

While Evolve started fourteen weeks ago, the journey to this moment was very different for each man in this match. But one thing they all share in common is the hard work, grit and determination they put into their careers. Whose journey culminates in a historic achievement that will be remembered forever?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, but only one man survives to put their name on it!

The bell rings and Drake already talks trash on all three opponents. Keanu DECKS him! Drake tumbles out, Keanu eggs the others on, so Legacy & Enofe go after him! But then Keanu shoves them both away! And he DOUBLE LARIATS them! The fans fire up and Keanu ELBOWS Enofe in a corner! Keanu runs corner to corner to ELBOW Legacy! Then he runs back at Enofe, but Enofe dodges and Drake GAMANGIRIS! Enofe runs to SLING-DOG! Drake runs up, Enofe dodges and SLINGBLADES! Legacy back suplexes but Enofe lands out! Enofe kicks low, runs, and jumps onto Legacy to DROPKICK Drake!

Drake tumbles out, Legacy runs in, but Enofe TOSSES him! Enofe KNEES Keanu in the corner for good measure, then he FLIES! Down go Drake and Legacy! The fans fire up and Enofe goes up a corner! Enofe CROSSBODIES Keanu down, covers, TWO!! Keanu survives, Enofe is a bit surprised, and he reels Keanu in. Keanu fights the suplex to suplex, but Enofe knees free! Enofe runs, but into an ELBOW! Keanu scoops Enofe for the CORKSCREW POWERSLAM! Cover, Keanu ELIMINATES Enofe!! As fast as Enofe was moving, Enofe is out of this match! Legacy and Drake see the intimidating power of Keanu as Evolve goes to break.

Evolve returns as Keanu SPLASHES both Legacy & Drake in a corner! Keanu then runs to DOUBLE POUNCE!! The fans fire up with Keanu, and he scoops Legacy to SLAM! Then he scoops Drake to FALL AWAY SLAM! Keanu didn’t even need to fall to throw Drake across the ring! Keanu storms up, puts Drake on the top rope, but Drake BOOTS Keanu away! Legacy MISSILE DROPKICKS Keanu down, and Drake adds a MOONSAULT! Cover, ONE!! Keanu shocks everyone, especially Legacy and Drake. He dares them to keep fighting, because that title’s still gonna be his! Legacy runs up but Keanu DECKS him!

Drake BOOTS Keanu, but Keanu scoops him! Legacy SUPERKICKS Keanu, Drake SUPERKICKS Keanu, and then Legacy GAMANGIRIS in the corner! Drake hits the UNALIVING! Legacy adds the 450 SPLASH!! DOUBLE COVER, they ELIMINATE Keanu!! And then there were two! The fans rally up behind “LEGACY! LEGACY!” as he and Drake stare down. They stand up and step to each other. Drake grins and kicks, but Legacy blocks! Drake avoids Legacy’s superkick, but Legacy avoids Drake’s roundhouse! Drake ducks an enzigiri to deadlift, but Legacy elbows free! Legacy runs but into Drake’s ELBOW! DOUBLE LARIATS collide!

Both men spring up, DOUBLE LARIATS collide again! And then Legacy roars! Drake dodges the lariat but not the SUPERKICK! Legacy storms up but into a SUPER PUNCH! Legacy rebounds to HEADBUTT! Drake ROUNDHOUSES! Legacy ENZIGIRIS! But Drake waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Legacy roars and rises again! SNAP GERMAN! Drake flounders, Legacy runs in, but Drake BOOTS him away. Drake goes up, but Legacy jumps up to get him! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! And speaking of fly, Legacy goes up, out, and springboards for the 450!! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and Legacy is stunned!

The fans rally up while Drake flounders away. Legacy huffs ‘n’ puffs and waistlocks Drake. Legacy then drags Drake up into a torture rack, but Drake CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo, but then Legacy TOSSES Drake! Drake HOTSHOTS Legacy, then KNEES him into ropes! Drake reels Legacy in for a suplex, and DROPS him on the ropes! Drake hurries up the corner, takes aim, and SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Legacy survives again but Drake stays on him! Handspring and LETHAL IN-JACKSON!! Cover, TWO!!! Legacy is still in this! But Drake SUPERKICKS him down! Cover, TWO!?! Legacy survives again and Drake is freaking out!

“This is Awesome!” as Legacy stirs. Drake grits his teeth, goes to a corner, and he waits on Legacy to get up. Drake runs in, but Legacy turns knee into drop toehold! S T F!!! Drake endures, flails, reaches out, and the fans are freaking out! Drake claws at the mat, crawls forward, but Legacy makes it a STRAITJACKET STF!!! Drake has one arm to reach out with, and he makes the ROPEBREAK!! Legacy lets go in frustration but the fans rally up again. Legacy rises, brings Drake up, but Drake still holds the ropes! The ref counts, Drake HOTSHOTS Legacy! Handsprings and LETHAL- Torture rack! SHAM- NO, Drake lands out to JUMP KNEE!

Drake goes to a corner, runs back in, UNALIVING!!! Cover, DRAKE WINS!!

Winner: Jackson Drake, by pinfall (INAUGURAL WWE Evolve Champion)

And Vanity Project rushes right out here to celebrate with their bro! It was certainly heartbreak for Enofe, Keanu and Legacy, but will the real tears be from all of us having to listen to Drake brag? Je’Von does present the belt to Drake, and Drake takes it from him, to bring Je’Von in for a hug! Old friends and rivals reunite in this moment, and this makes up for a bit of Drake’s bad attitude. But will this be the beginning of the Vanity Project Era? Or can someone save us from it before it begins?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode, and surprisingly only two matches. That said, less matches helped then maximize the main event, and also some story build. Another woman is attacked and we’re back to that gimmick around the Performance Center, but it can’t be Lyons when she and Zayda were beating up on Kali Armstrong. Wendy Choo is too obsessed with Kylie, so it can’t be her. Could they be quietly building up a female superstar who has been hiding in plain sight? They could do a great “It was me, Stevie! It was me all along!” with this. But that aside, a hurt Carlee makes for a protected loss to new girl, Jin Tala, who has a very creative submission finisher.

Speaking of Wendy and Kylie, good promo from Kylie but Chantel picking on her is a little too much like Jaida Parker having beef with Thea Hail over Thea’s positivity. Kylie VS Wendy should be a No Disqualification rematch so settle things once and for all. And I hope this story of Masyn knowing “the real Chantel” turns into something more. She keeps saying it, but she needs to confront Chantel on it a bit more forcefully. And as for the women’s title, Lyons would be an impressive first defense for Kali that Kali would certainly win. Zayda might be trickier, if only because she’s the bigger Heel and would totally cheat to win.

Very good promo from Wes with Cappuccino Jones, and now they’ll have a singles match, just as I expected from last week. The only odd thing is Wes says he is the gatekeeper now. Does that mean Lexis King just decided to be one and done? Is he going to do bigger things in NXT now? Anyway, good promo from Marcus Mathers, he’s finally getting his debut in Evolve and that will be a lot of fun. It does make me wonder who are the WWE ID Champions right now, and if they’ll ever show up with those belts on Evolve.

And great promos from all the Fatal 4 Way contenders tonight. Jackson Drake makes a lot of sense as the first champion. Enofe only just came back, he needs to build up. Keanu is powerful but then that’d mean two powerhouse champions so that’s redundant. Legacy is great, he can surely come around as a challenger, as Faces benefit from the chase. And with Drake holding up the title for Vanity Project, that will work with Zayda wanting the women’s title, and possibly Swipe Right asking about Evolve Tag Team Championships, really building the whole faction at once.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.5.2025

Monster’s Ball,, will Rosemary bring out Xia’s Darkside?

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Tomorrow is a stupid late starting show but at least it’s not bleeding into a normal weekday. Not sure if I’ll cover it because the build has been bad, the shows have been bad and forcing me to be awake longer for a B show that very much may suck. Maybe tonight won’t be a miserable useless Go Home like they usually do. Could make things interesting…but I don’t have much faith anymore.

TNA is living off the brand and the fact fans genuinely want other things to flourish. But it’s not building off any good wrestling or story telling. So let’s see if something stops sucking.

Ratings:

  • Indi Hartwell vs Tasha Steelz: Indi wins via Hurtz Don’t It – * 1/2
  • Eric Young w/Losers vs Moose w/JDC: Moose wins via Lights Out – **
  • Heather & M by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Harley Hudson & Myla Grace: M wins via Elegant Moonsault – ** 1/2
  • Monster’s Ball Match: Rosemary vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via Brooksie Bomb through Chairs – ***
  • The Kaiba Boys & Frankie Kazarian vs Leon Slater, Matt Hardy & Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – **

 

Results:

Indi Hartwell vs Tasha Steelz

Tasha attacks Indi as the bell sounds, Forearms and Chops into Stomping a Mudhole in the corner and taunting the crowd. Indi turns the Irish Whip around and goes for her own chops Aussie Uppercut, Scoop Slam gets countered and Tasha hits a Headbutt, Indi stops her , throws her into the ropes another uppercut, Tasha powders, Indi wants a PK, Tasha blocks and throws Indi onto her face and starts stringing some short offense in. Triplicate Elbows into a near fall, Indi starts fighting back with forearms before she crashes and burns as Tasha kicks her knee out from under her. Tasha with the corner offense combo into the Sliced Bread for yet another 2.

The action is a little too slow for an opening match, not sure when this was filmed in in the grand scheme of things, but the crowd is kinda dead and this is sluggish. Even Indi’s resilient kick outs at 1 have no intensity and the crowd is asleep. After a few corner shots Indi finally starts a comeback, Uranage into Spinebuster for two. But this is really…too damn slow. Skyler is yelling at Hotch on the outside to hit Indi, he won’t Tasha argues too and Indi with the Big Boot into the Hurtz Don’t It.

After the match Ali comes out with his hair down looking like sexy mad 50 Shades Dom. Tasha is cowering, Ref and Tasha get attacked. Hotch stands up to Ali, and Ali just grins and they stare down. Maybe they’ll finally do something with Hotch. He’s talented, has a good look and Great Hands have been holding him back. Even though Hotch stood up for Tasha, she cowers out to walk up the ramp with Ali. Hotch is left alone in the ring. 

Eric Young w/Losers vs Moose w/JDC

Armoury come out looking like Ciclope but somehow worse. I already hate this.

EY attacks at the bell sound cause of course, EY 10 count punches, Moose Manhattan Drop but EY stops him, EY Tree of Woe into the Petey Williams crotch stomp Oh Canada spot. JDC inadvertently distracts the ref, losers also distract…they get up to the refrain of Oh Canada, that might be the longest that spot happened ever. But Moose immediately hits a Go To Hell because pacing and psychology don’t exist in wrestling anymore. Everything this episode seems slow and the crowd sounds dead. Moose clocks EY trying to dive and Apron Uranage into Jacknife on the steps.

Moose is milking the 10 count, EY barely beats it…Body Drops Moose because again…psychology oh and EY hits a Dive cause that’s exactly what happens when you barely beat a 10 count. Reverse Irish in the ring, EY Flair Flip in the corner, Moose tries to cut off but gets pushed, Crossbody and Moose jumps into it far too obvious, Chop Spot, EY hits the ropes, Moose hits a Pump Kick into Escalara Crossbody and Kip Up, EY pulls off a Spicolli Driver for 2. This whole match just feels like moves for the sake of stuff having to happen. This is about as engaging as wet farting the alphabet.

Backslide 2, Pump Kick from Moose, Discus Lariat from EY, EY wants Piledriver, hits it but JDC puts Moose’s foot on the rope. Nerd squad attacks JDC and they still look pathetic, Moose Low Blow since ref is distracted, Lights Out, Moose retains.

Heather & M by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Harley Hudson & Myla Grace

Harley and M start, Wristlock Takeover from Harley, a few nice chain wrestling spots, Myla tags in, Myla split ducks the kick, nice little kick combo punctuated with a Dropkick. Tandem Arm Wringer Sweep for two. M getting rocked, Heather slows down Harley so M finally takes the advantage and starts driving knees into Harley, Surf Board Stretch and Stomp combo by Heather. Heather keeps on her for a few punches and tags M back in for the old Knee in the Shoulder Blades stretch. Jaw Jacker from Harley, M stops it, but they struggle and Harley hits the Shoulder Tackles as Harley hunts for the tag, kicks off M and simultaneous tags happen. Myla beats down Heather, corner Leg Sweep, Dropkick Face Wash with a cute pose from Myla, M breaks up the pin, Harley and M fight on the outside, Myla looks for something but Concierge distracts, M with a Carbon Footprint to Myla’s backside as she’s setting up a move, Heather drops Myla, Heather his the Elegant Moonsault and Elegance wins!

Monster’s Ball Match: Rosemary vs Xia Brookside

I walked away at some point since this show has been pretty bad and I have no faith here. When I finally started paying attention, Xia hits Rosemary with a cookie sheet, she goes for the belt but Rosemary turns it around and takes Xia to the dungeon to whip her a few times. Rosemary unloads the trash can, puts the can in the corner, throws Xia into and Rosemary is standing tall into the commercial break. We come back and Rosemary is still just arguing with a ref, the crowd chants “Hockey Stick” so that proves it’s Canada. Xia tries to fight back, Rosemary with a very slow Side Slam on the trash can because she had to reposition it. Xia grabs the Hockey Stick for the pop, she breaks it over Rosemary, the peasants rejoice, Rosemary into the steps, Broken Wings into the trash can and Rosemary instantly gets up with a door. Why are all the matches so awful on psychology? Do we not sell anymore? Did I miss a memo? Were there TPS reports?

Xia drives Rosemary’s face into the steps. Suplex into the center of the ring, Door in the corner, time to see what’s behind Door Number 1. Suplex counter stand off through the door, Rosemary counters away from the door though. So more Chekov’s Gun fun. Rosemary misses with the belt, but then pulls off Upside Down choking her with the belt. Rosemary releases and Xia has the belt but Rosemary is collecting chairs and a staple gun. Belt whips block the staple attack, Xia finds a bag of Hockey pucks, empties them but Rosemary staples Xia’s stomach and charges into a Samoan Drop onto the pucks. Near fall, Xia starts grinding the puck into Rosemary’s face, more Cookie Sheet, another near fall. Xia wants a DDT and hits it on the chair, only 2 again. Arts and crafts with chairs spot, Xia hits her with the trash can lid, but Rosemary sits up and Spears Xia through the door.

Only a 2 count after the clear the rubble. Rosemary puts Xia on the chairs and looks to the top rope, Xia rises up and Brooksie Bomb through the chairs after she uses the lid to block the mist. 1-2-3.

Better match than it had any business being, but still enough sins to make it ok and nothing special.

The Kaiba Boys & Frankie Kazarian vs Leon Slater, Matt Hardy & Mike Santana

By the time everyone gets in the ring it’s 9:57 eastern…is this gonna be a 3 minute match? Matt starts with Kaz, Leon comes in quick, Poetry on Ryan, Kaz gets rocked, Leon tags back out to Matt…Extreme Elbow. Arm Wringer, Nic cheap shot and trip on Matt, Kaz with the Springboard Guillotine, Kaz rocks Matt, Nic tags in…Nice distracts ref and Ryan hits a cheap choke. Nic chokes Matt in the corner, claws at his face, Weaver Lock and Matt is fading. Matt Jaw Breaker tags out to Charisma Vacuum Slater, Feint kick misses Nic, hits Ryan, the Kaibas try to keep tandem but Lethal Injection from Slater makes em both powder, Plancha, Ryan tries to stop Leon, Nic looks for Danger Zone and gets it shrugged off and turned into a Blue Thunder Bomb. Frankie breaks the pin and posts Leon, Nic tunes up the band but eats the Leg Lariat. Simultaneous tag, Santana and Ryan are legal, Santana kills everyone, Double Rolling Buck Fifty but Ryan kicks out and gets in some strikes, tries to Leap Frog but eats a Death Valley Driver for only 2. Signature spams, Slater looks to finish Kaz, but Ryan crotches him, Victory roll no, Buck Fifty no, Cradle from Ryan is only a two, Rope runs and Ryan eats a Spin the Block for the win.

 

Overall Score: 5/10

Main even was like 7 minutes, the best match was the Monster’s Ball and I’m surprised to say that. Elijah’s promo was a Good Thing though, Santino had a solid promo, Hotch’s potential babyface turn is nice because I like him, he needs to get away from Skyler. Rascalz promo was well done as well. Masha can’t talk so I hope she loses the title tomorrow. I’d rather Lei look mean and sexy and yell at us in Mandarin than ever hear Masha speak English again.

Dani Luna showing she’s recovered from the concussion and sticking around in solo action was nice, Maggie Lee looked great in her match, Harley and Myla looked decent in the loss. Northern Armoury are still useless though. Only real complaint is not enough KC Navarro. He was only in the NXT clip. We need to be Blessed every episode.

You had to dig through the bad wrestling for decent story elements, but this was eventually more enjoyable than many of the recent episodes.

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