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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (12/14/22)
It all comes down to this!
Time to lift the trophies high!
NJPW’s double tag tournament series finishes as World Tag League and Super Jr. Tag League finally have their finals! Who wins their golden tickets to WrestleKingdom 17?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Alex Zayne & El Lindaman VS Ryohei Oiwa & Kosei Fujita; Zayne & Lindaman win.
- KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight VS Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls; Shane & Mikey win.
- 8 Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Robbie Eagles, Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS The House of Torture; Suzuki-Gun wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Toru Yano, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Clark Connors VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
- Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Tama Tonga & Master Wato VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
- NEVER Openweight Championship: Karl Anderson VS Hikuleo; Anderson wins and retains the title.
- Super Jr. Tag League 2022 Finals: YOH & Lio Rush VS Ace Austin & Chris Bey; Yoh & Lio win and will challenge for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships.
- World Tag League 2022 Finals: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Aussie Open; Goto & Hashi win and will challenge for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships.
PLAY BY PLAY
After Suzuki-Gun’s victory, Minoru Suzuki himself gets the mic.
“Why are you applauding? 2011, me, Taichi and Taka Michinoku started Suzuki-Gun. Lance Archer quickly joined. The four of us were going at full force. Now it’s 2022, and we’ve gone through an awful lot. Taichi, you used to be nothing, and now look at tough he’s become. You were an idiot, but you’re experience and your knowledge has come in so helpful for all of us. I understand that and I acknowledge that. Lance, I first met you in an indie, and now look at you. I was the first Japanese person to wrestle Lance Archer. And you’re my brother and you’ll always be my brother.
“Desperado, you are not nothing. You are the Junior Heavyweight Ace in NJPW. Kanemaru, with his in-ring, there’s no one more reliable. Douki, we always talk about Heel wrestlers having to eat dirt, but he did it and really pulled himself up from the dirt floor and through hell to be where he is today. And Zack, he isn’t here today, but I am so glad that I went to the UK and plucked you up to be a part of Suzuki-Gun. And I want to test you and to stretch you in the ring.
“Oh, now you’re applauding? Suzuki-Gun was born 11 years ago, and you guys have done nothing but taunt us, yell at us, boo us. Sometimes, you’ve thrown trash at us. Calling us scum, telling us to go off and die. But that’s us, that’s Suzuki-Gun. And now look at what we’ve become. You all love us. In 2023, Suzuki-Gun will go on a new voyage. We will all go on our own individual journeys, and at the end of 2022, Suzuki-Gun will be no more. Thank you.” Fans applaud but this is truly shocking news! What does this mean for the future of NJPW’s meanest faction?
NEVER Openweight Championship: Karl Anderson VS Hikuleo w/ Jado!
The Machine Gun may be with his Good Brothers in WWE, but he’s back in Japan to settle scores! This was meant to go down for Battle Autumn, but will all that time waiting make the Young Gun even more determined? Or will the bright lights still shine on “Hollywood” Karl Anderson?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if title stays home or goes back to the US!
The bell rings and Karl rushes in! Hikuleo clinches him for a CHOKE BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Karl survives and fans fire up as Hiku stays on him. Hikuleo whips but Karl holds ropes! Karl bails out, hurries to No Man’s Land, but Hikuleo is in pursuit! Hiku CLUBS Karl, drags him up, CHOPS him, and then stalks him along the way. Fans applaud as Hikuleo scoops Karl, for SNAKE EYES off the railing! Hikuleo says he’s been waiting two months for this! He stomps Karl back to ringside, but Karl goes up the ramp. Hikuleo CLUBS Karl down! Fans fire up as Hikuleo RAMS Karl into railing!
The ref reprimands but Hikuleo sits Karl up to CLUB him in the chest. Karl staggers away to get in the ring but Hikuleo pursues. Hikuleo keeps Karl from bailing back out, to RAM him into a corner! Fans applaud and Karl bails out again. Hikuleo pursues as Karl goes back to No Man’s Land. Hikuleo CLUBS Karl, drags him up, and CHOPS him! Fans applaud that while Karl curses under his breath. Hikuleo digs Karl’s head into the floor! The ref reprimands, starts a ring count, and Hikuleo lets off. Hikuleo slaps Karl around as he heads for ringside. Hikuleo whips Karl at 10 of 20, right into railing!
Hikuleo storms up as the count reaches 15, but puts Karl in at 16. Fans applaud and Hikuleo steps in, but Karl kicks the ropes! Hikuleo gets jammed up, and then Karl grabs a leg for a DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Hikuleo falls to the floor and Karl goes out after him! Karl waits for Hikuleo to sit up, and then he stomps the bad leg. Hikuleo goes to the railing, stands up, and Karl mule kicks the bad leg out! Karl grabs that leg, puts it around the railing, but the ref counts. Karl lets off, but then BOOTS the railing! Karl goes to the ring and fans applaud while Hikuleo clutches a leg. Fans rally up as the ring count climbs, and Hikuleo stands at 10 of 20.
Karl goes out to kick Hikuleo’s leg out again! Karl stomps the bad leg, slides back in at 13 of 20, and lets the count climb. Fans rally up as Hikuleo staggers up at 18 and slides in! Karl stomps Hikuleo’s leg, stalks him to a corner and stomps him more. Karl says he’s the greatest NEVER Openweight Champion ever, then he stomps Hikuleo down. Karl digs his knee in, but he lets off as the ref counts 4. Karl drags Hikuleo into a toehold but fans rally as Hikuleo endures. Hikuleo CLUBS Karl, Karl holds on, so Hikuleo drags himself and Karl over. Hikuleo reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Karl lets off and mockingly applauds Hikuleo’s toughness.
Karl gets the fans to rally up, and he runs the ropes, but Hikuleo avoids the senton! Jado rallies the fans for Hikuleo and he drags himself up. Hikuleo storms up but Karl throws a forearm! Hikuleo throws one back! Karl kicks the bad leg! Hikuleo staggers, he ROCKS Karl, but Karl kicks the bad leg again! Hikuleo CHOPS in return! Fans fire up but Karl fires off forearms! Karl eggs Hikuleo on, and Hikuleo DECKS him! Fans fire up and Hikuleo runs in to elbow Karl at the corner! Hikuleo throws a forearm, CHOPS, then whips corner to corner! Hikuleo runs and SPLASHES, then scoops Karl for SNAKE EYES!
Hikuleo keeps moving, he LARIATS Karl down! Cover, TWO!! Karl survives again but Hikuleo drags Karl up. Fans rally, Hikuleo scoops, but Karl slips off. Karl shoves Hikuleo to the corner, runs in, but Hikuleo dodges! Karl bounces off buckles, Hikuleo scoops Karl, and he hits a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Karl continues to survive, but Hikuleo choke grips! Hikuleo drags Karl up but Karl throws elbows. Hikuleo CHOPS, runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Now Hikuleo survives and Karl is frustrated! Fans rally up, Karl stalks Hikuleo, and then he pounds the mat. Fans drum along as Hikuleo rises. GUN- NO, Hikuleo fights off the Gun Stun!
Hikuleo shoves Karl to the corner, Karl bounces off buckles, and Hikuleo hits a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Karl survives again but Hikuleo choke grips again! But here comes GEDO! Jado manages to anchor Gedo at the apron, and Hikuleo choke grips him! Hikuleo CHOKE SLAMS Gedo onto Karl! Fans fire up and Hikuleo waits on Karl to get back up! Karl staggers over, into another choke grip! CHOKE- GUN STUN!! Cover, KARL WINS?!
Winner: Karl Anderson, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Champion)
The only one not stunned by this is Karl himself! The bright lights are still shining for the Machine Gun, will no one keep him from traveling the world with this belt?
Wait, Karl gets the mic to talk! First in Japanese, “Sendai, I’m sorry. It’s been a long time.” Then in English, “Sendai loves Karl Anderson! I know that! The world loves Karl Anderson. What did I say? I was coming to NJPW to defend the NEVER Openweight Championship because Karl Anderson is the greatest NEVER Openweight Champion of all time! Karl Anderson sugoi legend. Sugoi kakui legend.” That is to say, Karl is an awesome and cool legend. Karl vows to be NEVER Openweight Champion FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! He will be the champion forever!! FOR-E-VER! But wait! Here comes Tama Tonga, the man he took the title from!
Tama and Karl get in each other’s face, and then the forearms start flying! Fans rally, the timekeeper is ringing the bell, Tama ROCKS Karl, but Karl fights off the Gun Stun to GUN STUN Tama!! The Good Bad Guy took his shot but got shot down, and Karl gets the mic to tell him, “I will see you at WrestleKingdom, bitch!” The Machine Gun understood this was Tama making a challenge and he has accepted it! If Karl really is the greatest NEVER Openweight Champion, will he make 2023 the Year of Bright Lights?
Super Jr. Tag League 2022 Finals: YOH & Lio Rush VS Ace Austin & Chris Bey!
Chaos’ Men of the Hour and Bullet Club’s Impact boys have battled already, and it was Direct Drive & The Bad Child who came out on top! But the #InevitableFinesse claim that was just dumb luck! If so, will Yoh & Lio get lucky again? Or will Ace & Bey have an impact on WrestleKingdom 17?
The teams sort out, Yoh & Lio high-three but then Ace has them stop that. Bullet Club Too Sweets, and then Yoh & Lio attack! They brawl, Red Shoes rings the bell and this is on record as Ace throws Lio out. Lio drags Ace out and he fires off haymakers on Ace! Yoh goes after Bey, but Ace tackles Lio and rains down fists! Ace stomps Lio, Yoh whips Bey, things speed up in the ring as Yoh sidesteps to drop toehold and basement dropkick! Fans fire up as Bey bails out and Yoh builds speed! Ace gets in to DROPKICK Yoh down! Yoh bails out, Lio gets in, he dodges Ace to springboard and RANA, but Ace handsprings through!
Fans fire up as Lio handsprings to dodge! Lio mule kicks and ENZIGURIS Ace down! Fans fire up more, and Lio whips Ace to a corner. Ace reverses, Lio slides to a stop and Ace runs in. Lio puts Ace on the apron, Ace slingshots up and around but Lio ducks under. Ace runs in but Lio dodges again. Ace slips through the ropes to the apron, shoulders into Lio, and Ace steps in to FLYING- NO, Lio ducks the roundhouse! Lio bobs ‘n’ weaves to avoid Ace’s haymakers, then Lio steps in. Lio whips Ace at Bey, Yoh runs in, NECKBREAKER to Bey that causes him to DDT Ace! Fans fire up as the Men of the Hour stand tall!
Yoh officially becomes the legal man, then he tags Lio in. Fans rally as they stomp Bey and bring him up. They double whip Bey, sidestep and kick low. Lio runs in but Bey avoids the scissor kick! Bey runs but into double elbows! Lio runs, wheelbarrows with Yoh, WHEELBARROW SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Lio stalks Bey to ropes. Lio stomps away, CLUBS Bey down, then CLUBS him some more. Lio rains down more fists on Bey, puts him on the ropes and CHOKES him, but lets off as Red Shoes counts 4. Yoh also has Lio cool off, and Yoh tags in. Fans rally but then Lio tags right back in! Lio fires off on Bey more!
Yoh drags Lio away from Bey and tells him to cool it! A disqualification will cost them. Yoh tells Lio to let him handle Bey. Lio accepts that, and he tags Yoh back in. Fans rally again, but then Bey shoves Yoh into Lio! Bey snapmares Yoh, stomps him, Lio gets in but Red Shoes keeps him back! This allows Ace to join in and stomp Yoh with Bey! Lio is furious but he has no choice but to stand down. Bey laughs and drags Yoh away. Tag to Ace and they double whip Yoh to a corner. Bey sets up for Ace’s POMMEL KICK! Then Ace sets up for FINESSE IN MOTION! Feed to the drop toehold and capoeria kick, and then DOUBLE STOMPS! Ace covers, TWO!
Ace drags Yoh away and DDTs a leg! Ace KICKS Yoh in the back, throws up the Too Sweets, then digs his knee into Yoh’s head. Fans rally but Ace drags Yoh up. Ace puts Yoh in the corner, digs his boot in, but Red Shoes counts. Ace lets off, he tags Bey, and Bey taunts Yoh. Bullet Club double wrench, double CLAW, then double drop toehold to Too Sweet CLAW! Fans applaud the shoutout to El Phantasmo while Bey taunts Lio. Fans rally, Bey stomps Lio, and then Bey drags Lio up. Bey suplexes Yoh high and hard, then glares at Lio as he covers. TWO, and fans applaud! Bey tags Ace, drags Yoh up, and they mug Yoh.
Ace arm-drags Yoh to a mounted armbar! Red Shoes checks with Yoh but Ace brings the ace up his sleeve out of his sleeve. PAPERCUT! Fans applaud and Ace hides the card. Ace then brings Yoh up to back suplex! Tag to Bey and he climbs up. Fans rally, Bey aims, and he jumps, to then land on his feet. And then he stomps Yoh hard in the chest! Fans applaud the trick but Lio and Bey talk trash again. Bey drags Yoh up, brings him around, but Yoh fires off forearms! Yoh CHOPS Bey but Bey knees low! Tag to Ace, they double whip Yoh to ropes, but Yoh holds ropes! Ace runs in but Yoh throws him out! Bey runs in, but Yoh dumps him out!
Bey holds Yoh’s arm to keep him from Lio! Bey shoulders into Yoh, slingshots up and over, runs but Yoh dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up and Yoh crawls for the corner! Ace runs in to intercept! But Yoh back drops Ace away! Only for Bey to trip Lio off the apron! Bey RAMS Lio into the railing, Ace CLOBBERS Yoh from behind! Ace drags Yoh up and Bey slides in. DOUBLE SWEEP! Click, click, BOOM! The Moonsault and Leg Drop! Cover, TWO! Ace grows frustrated but the fans rally up for Yoh. Ace drags Yoh up, reels him in and puts him in a corner. Ace CHOPS, stomps, and then CHOPS again!
Yoh eggs Ace on so Ace CHOPS again! Yoh keeps egging Ace on, Ace CHOPS him down! Fans rally, Ace drags Yoh up but Yoh fights the yoyo! Yoh wrenches out, ROCKS, CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Ace kicks low! Ace whips Yoh to the corner but Yoh uses that to BLAST Bey! Ace kicks, whips, but Yoh reverses to DROPKICK Ace down! Fans fire up as Yoh crawls for his corner! Ace drags Yoh away but Yoh ENZIGURIS Ace away! Hot tag to Lio! Lio rallies on Ace, then really fires off on Bey! Bey blocks a kick, flips Lio, but Lio lands on his feet! Lio ducks Bey’s haymaker, whips, but Bey reverses, only for Lio to go up and around to whip again!
Lio then HANDSPRING KICKS Ace! Bey comes back, back suplexes, but Lio lands on his feet! Lio ducks Bey to WRECK Ace with a dropkick, and then hit RUSH HOUR on Bey! All in one motion!! Fans fire up, Lio covers, TWO!! Bey survives and Lio can’t believe it! Lio says it is time, and fans fire up as he climbs. Ace storms over, slingshots and STEINERS Lio down! Ace calls to Bey, they drag Lio up. Bey spins Lio for a KNEE SMASH, but Yoh DECKS Ace! Yoh blocks a kick from Bey and flips him, but Bey uses that to go from headlock to dragon sleeper on Lio! Only for Yoh to JUMP KNEE him! Lio rolls Bey for the SPINNING KICK!
Fans fire up as Yoh drags Bey up. Lio goes to a corner and climbs while Yoh hits FALCON GOROSHI! Yoh rushes out after Ace! Lio is up top, FINAL HOUR!! But Ace returns, only for Lio to throw him right back out! Bey cradles Lio but Lio rolls it! The rolling cradle goes around and around, Lio has it at last! TWO!! Lio staggers up all dizzy, but he finds his way to Bey. Bey SUPERMAN FOREARMS! Lio SCISSOR KICKS!! Fans are thunderous as both men are down! Lio crawls for his corner, as does Bey, hot tags to Yoh and Ace! Direct Drive dodges to fire off forearms! Yoh whips, then FLYING FOREARMS Ace down!
Fans fire up with Yoh and he runs at Ace in the corner! Ace BOOTS Yoh, runs, but Yoh handsprings into dodge! Mule kick and NECKBREAKER! Yoh then hits a HALF HATCH SUPLEX with a bridge! TWO!! Ace survives but fans fire up behind Yoh. Yoh storms up to drag Ace up. Yoh tries the underhooks but Ace fights free. Yoh kicks, whips, but Ace holds ropes. Ace boots but Yoh blocks to put him on the apron! But Ace dumps Yoh out! Ace avoids the sweep to PENALTY KICK Yoh down! Fans rally, Bey builds speed now! Bey FLIES to take out Yoh at the ramp! Ace and Bey coordinate, but Lio builds speed! Ace jumps over Lio as he DIVES onto Bey!
Ace builds speed now, to FALL TO GLORY on Lio and Yoh! Fans fire up and Ace fires up! Ace drags Yoh up, but Yoh hits FALCON ARROW to the floor! Fans fire up while all four men are down at ringside! Red Shoes starts the ring count as the four men stir. The count reaches 10 of 20 before anyone sits up. Bey and Ace flounder but we’re at 15! Yoh and Lio stir at 16, everyone stands up and slides in at 19!! Fans rally as the match continues! Lio and Yoh help each other up, and they make their way over to Ace & Bey. Yoh & Lio throw forearms, but Ace & Bey give them back. Yoh & Lio throw more forearms, but Ace & Bey give them back.
Fans rally as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster as the four men stand! The shots go fast and furious, Ace throws knees on Yoh but Lio ROCKS Ace! Bey swings on Lio but Lio ducks, so Bey BACKHANDS Yoh! Lio kicks but Bey blocks, hands it off to Ace, but Ace ducks and the ENZIGURI hits Bey! Ace runs in to POMMEL KICK Yoh! Lio fires off fast hands and he ROCKS Ace! Lio and Yoh combine, STARSHIP ROLLING LARIAT! Fans fire up, Yoh SUPERKICKS Ace back down! Fans are thunderous as the Men of the Hour fire up! Yoh drags Ace up, Lio runs, RUSH HOUR hits Yoh as Ace moves!!
Fans are stunned, as is Lio! Bey and Ace DOUBLE BUZZSAW Lio down! They shove Lio out and drag Yoh up! Bey says this is over! Gut wrench and Canadian rack, CLIFFHANGER DDT! Ace goes up, SWANTON! Cover, TWO?!? Yoh survives and Bullet Club can’t believe it! Fans fire up as Ace drags Yoh back up. Ace and Bey coordinate, A B C, One Two SWEET CUTTER!! And then LIO SPEARS ACE!! Bey doesn’t realize until he turns around to see Ace down! Bey glares at Lio but Lio glares back. Fans fire up as Bey fires forearms! Lio fires up to fire forearms back! Lio roars, but Bey BITES Lio’s hand! Bey HEEL KICKS Lio down!!
Bey drags Lio up, torture racks, Ace sets up on the apron! But Lio slips off, FLYING CHUCK hits Bey! Yoh SUPERKICKS Ace!! The Men of the Hour get ready, they drag Ace up and whip him to ropes! 3K!!! Cover, Bey drags Red Shoes back! Red Shoes reprimands but the damage is done! Bey flips Red Shoes off, but Lio DIVES onto Bey! Lio tells Red Shoes to get in the ring! Red Shoes obliges, Lio goes up top! FINAL HOUR onto Ace!! Yoh fires up and the fans fire up with him! Yoh drags Ace up for DIRECT DRIVE!!! Cover, Yoh & Lio win!!!
Winners: Yoh & Lio Rush, by pinfall (Super Jr. Tag League 2022 Winners)
It is truly their time! They took every card Ace & Bey had to play and now they have the jackpot! Red Shoes brings them the trophies, Yoh & Lio high-three before raising the trophies high! Will they soon be WrestleKingdom 17’s Men of the Hour when they go after those IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?
World Tag League 2022 Finals: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Aussie Open!
Bishamon is going back-to-back as World Tag League finalists! But now, they run into the future of tag team wrestling! Will Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher prove they’re the best by taking the trophies? Or will the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter make history with back-to-back finals wins?
Gideon Grey accompanies Dunk-Zilla & The Aussie Arrow, and then gives the introductions. “They were handpicked to represent the United Empire. Collectively, they have held 19 tag team championships across the globe. England, Ireland, Germany, Australia, North America, where they were crowned the first-ever NJPW Strong Tag Team Champions! They have conquered every continent they have step foot on! Tonight, they will be World Tag League 2022 Winners! January the 4th, they will be your NEW IWGP Tag, Team, Champions! They are the Heart & Soul of Tag Team Wrestling! They are they greatest tag team to EVER LIVE!
“From Sydney, Australia and Brisbane, Australia respectively, they are THE AUSSIE ARROW, Kyle Fletcher, DUNK-ZILLA, Mark Davis…! This! Is! AUSSIIIIE~! OOOPEN~!” Fans applaud for that but Bishamon just stares Davis & Fletcher down. The teams sort out, and fans clap for, “BI! SHA-MON!” Davis shoves Goto, Goto throws a forearm back, and now the brawl is on! the bell rings, the brawl continues, and Aussie Open gets the edge! They whip Bishamon but Bishamon reverses! Aussie Open hold the ropes to KICK and LARIAT back! Fans fire up and finally, teams sort out. Fletcher tags Davis, and they drag Goto up.
Aussie Open double whip Goto, double ELBOW him down, then PENALTY KICK and SENTON! Fans applaud while Davis kneels on the cover, TWO! Davis drags Goto into an armlock and he grinds the shoulder. Fans rally as Goto endures, and Goto fights his way over to reach out. Davis grinds the arm more but Goto gets the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Davis lets off at 4. Tag to Kyle, and Kyle springboard stomps Goto down! And again! Goto crawls, Kyle drags him up to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Kyle tags Davis again. Davis fireman’s carries, POP-UP- NO, Goto blocks the kick!
Goto swings Kyle’s foot at Davis but he avoids it! Kyle staggers, Goto DECKS him and Kyle falls out of the ring! Davis ROCKS Goto, runs, but Goto follows to LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Goto crawls over, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi runs at Davis to CHOP! Hashi whips and CHOPS again, then he mule kicks! Hashi turns Davis but Davis elbows free. Davis runs but Hashi dropkicks the leg! Hashi then turns Davis for the NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Davis is tough but Hashi stays focused. Fans rally, Hashi drags Davis up, and he CLUBS Davis on the neck. Daivs sits up, Hashi CHOPS him again!
Davis sputters and crawls but Hashi stands him up. Hashi whips but Davis reveres, and Kyle gets a cheap shot in! Davis runs in but Hashi sends him into Kyle! Hashi runs but Davis Complete Shots him to the ropes! Kyle GAMANGIRIS but Goto runs in! Davis fireman’s carries Goto for the POP-UP KICK! Davis drags Hashi up, scoops him, Kyle is up top! LAWN DART CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hashi shows his toughness and fans fire up! Davis staggers over and brings Hashi back up. Davis throws down forearms, then soaks up the cheers. Davis then rains down even more forearms!
Davis drags Hashi up, stands him up, and CHOPS him down! Fans applaud a chop on par with Hashi’s own! Tag to Kyle, Kyle drags Hashi up and fans rally. Kyle scoops and SLAMS Hashi, then pats him on the chest. Hashi stands, Kyle scoops him and SLAMS him again! Kyle holds onto Hashi’s arm to drag him back around. Fans rally as Kyle stands Hashi up. Hashi throws body shots and a CHOP, but Kyle scoops and SLAMS Hashi again! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Kyle drags Hashi up again. Kyle bumps Hashi off buckles, then throws a hard body shot. Tag to Davis, Kyle throws more heavy shots and Hashi falls over.
Davis drags Hashi back up, CHOP LARIATS, and then CHOP LARIATS again! Davis CHOP LARIATS again and Hashi falls over! Fans fire up and Davis taunts Goto. Davis tags Kyle back in, fans rally up but Aussie Open lets Red Shoes check Hashi. Hashi is still okay to continue so Kyle drags Hashi back up. Hashi throws back elbows into Kyle, then ROCKS him with a forearm! Kyle knees low, but Hashi blocks! Hashi throws the leg away to SPIN KICK Kyle down! Fans fire up as Hashi crawls for his corner! Kyle tags Davis and Davis SENTONS onto Hashi! And SENTONS again! Davis runs to SENTON but misses this time!
Fans rally, Hashi and Davis crawl, hot tag to Kyle and he runs to CLOBBER Goto off the apron! Fans rally, Kyle drags Hashi up. Hashi throws shoulders into Kyle, then CHOPS! Kyle kicks low, runs, but Hashi SUPER- NO, Kyle blocks the kick and spins Kyle around to reel him in. But Hashi suplexes Kyle first! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hashi and Kyle crawl, hot tag to Goto! Goto CLOBBERS Kyle, BLASTS Davis, then fires up as he fires off forearms on Kyle! Goto whips Kyle to a corner, runs in and MURAMASAS! Then BULLDOGS! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Goto drags him back up. Fireman’s carry, but Kyle fights free!
Kyle kicks low, runs, but into the fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Fans fire up and Goto grits his teeth as he drags Kyle back up. Goto dragon sleepers, but Kyle fights free with haymakers! Kyle spins around but Goto fights the suplex! Goto tries to suplex but Kyle fights it! They fight for control, Goto suplexes, to a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Goto almost had Kyle by borrowing from Tomohiro Ishii! Tag to Hashi, then Goto BLASTS Davis again! Hashi drags Kyle up, ROCKS him to the corner, then Bishamon double whip corner to corner. Hashi whips Goto in to clothesline! Hashi runs in to CHOP!
Hashi feeds Kyle to Goto’s fireman’s carry, but Davis runs in to BOOT Goto! Davis BOOTS Hashi, then DECKS Goto! Fans fire up as Kyle hurries and tags Davis in. Davis storms up on Goto but Goto throws him out! Kyle runs in but Goto TOSSES him out onto Davis! Aussie Open goes down and fans fire up! Goto calls to Hashi and Bishamon hurries after Aussie Open. They stomp Aussie Open at the ramp, drag them up, CLUB them a bit, then bring them around. Fans rally, but Kyle RAMS Goto into railing! Davis RAMS Hashi into railing, and then Aussie Open carries Bishamon around the way! They SANDWICH Bishamon in front of commentary!
Fans fire up as Aussie Open hit DOUBLE APRON BACK SUPLEXES! And then, DOUBLE SCOOP SLAMS to the floors! Fans fire up again as Aussie Open catches their breath. Fans rally as Davis confiscates the timekeeper’s table! Aussie Open brings that around to where they left Bishamon, and Kyle tells Red Shoes to leave them alone. Fans rally as Davis sits Hashi on the apron to CHOP him. Davis and Kyle then both go to the apron, and they drag Hashi up! Double pump handles, but Goto drags Kyle off the apron! Hashi fights free of Davis while Goto whips Kyle into the railing so hard that Kyle goes up and over into the spare timekeeper’s table!
Davis BOOTS Goto! Davis whips Goto hard into railing! Fans rally as Davis gets back in the ring after Hashi. Davis stomps Hashi around, drags him back up, and then puts him in a corner. Davis CHOPS Hashi and Hashi flops right down! Fans rally up as Davis drags Hashi up to whip corner to corner. Davis then fires himself up and runs in, but Hashi dodges! Hashi runs in to lariat! Hashi whips, Davis reverses, Hashi sunset flips! Davis stays up, but Hashi avoids the hip drop! Hashi runs to basement dropkick! Fans fire up and Davis goes to a corner. Hashi fires up, fans rally, and Hashi runs in, but Davis dodges! Kyle returns to LARIAT Hashi in the corner!
Kyle sits Hashi down, Davis SLIDING FOREARMS! Kyle then goes up and Davis drags Hashi up. ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto Goto!! Davis torture racks Hashi for the Airplane Spin! Davis spins and spins and spins, into the ALPAMARE WATERSLIDE!! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and fans are thunderous! Davis tags Kyle and Aussie Open storms up to Hashi. Fans rally, Davis underhooks Hashi and lifts, BUTTERFLY SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!!! Hashi survives and everyone is shocked! Fans rally up, Kyle tags Davis, and Aussie Open coordinates. They drag Hashi up, double pump handle, but Goto CLUBS Davis!
Goto DECKS Kyle, then catches Davis to URA GTR! Goto fires off on Kyle but Kyle ROCKS Goto! Kyle scoops and has Goto in position, but Goto kicks and flails! Goto lands on the apron, Kyle ROCKS him with forearms! Goto stays standing, Kyle shoulders in, but into a facelock! Goto drags Kyle out, DRAPING GTR through the table!!!! Fans are thunderous again as Goto and Kyle are down in the wreckage! Red Shoes checks on them and somehow, Kyle is okay to continue! Hashi and Davis are still in the ring, crawl for each other and are forehead to forehead. Hashi throws a forearm, Davis throws it back!
Hashi growls and the two stand up. Hashi throws a forearm, but Davis gives it back! Fans rally up as the forearms go back and forth, faster and faster! Davis ROCKS Hashi, wrenches and CHOPS! Hashi falls over, but Davis drags him back up! Fans rally, Davis CHOPS Hashi off his feet again! Davis drags Hashi up, CHOPS him again, but Hashi stays up this time! Hashi roars and ROCKS Davis with forearm after forearm! Davis drops to a knee, Hashi CHOPS him! Hashi fires up, runs, but Davis blocks the lariat! Hashi CHOPS in return! Then dropkicks the legs out! Hashi runs, to HEAD HUNTER! Fans fire up as Hashi waits on Davis!
Davis stands, Hashi runs again, LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally, Hashi brings Davis back up, and Hashi full nelsons to spin and pump handle! Davis fights with elbows, but Hashi holds on! Goto returns and Hashi feeds him to a fireman’s carry! Davis slips off, but storms up into a HIDDEN GAP! Davis wobbles, into the fireman’s carry! FIERCE FLASH!! Fans fire up as Bishamon calls their shot! Goto drags Davis into the dragon sleeper, Hashi has the legs, SHOUTO!!! Cover, KYLE BREAKS IT!! Kyle returns outta nowhere and blasts it all apart! Fans are thunderous again as the four men are down!
Goto drags Kyle up but Kyle spins Goto to a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Hashi LARIATS Kyle down! Hashi runs, but Kyle CALF KICKS Hashi down!! Fans are thunderous again as all four men are back down! Kyle and Davis stand, they drag Goto up, POWERBOMB UPPERCUT!! Kyle then feeds Hashi to Davis’ scoop. Fans fire up as Davis inverted crucifix lifts Hashi! Kyle runs in, SWINGING CRUCIFIX BOMB!! Davis covers, TWO!?! Hashi survives and fans are thunderous again! Aussie Open stand back up and Davis tags Kyle back in. Aussie Open throw off the elbow pads and go to opposite corners.
Hashi roars as he stands up, but Aussie Open runs in to DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH!! Aussie Open drags Hashi up, double pump handle, but then Hashi kicks Kyle away to hit a DESTROYER on Davis!! Kyle runs in but into a cradle! TWO!!! Kyle escapes but even he is shocked! Kyle hurries to scoop Hashi, but Hashi fights free! Feed to Goto but Kyle slips around. Kyle kicks, but Goto fights the scoop! Goto pushes Kyle, Kyle BOOTS but Goto HEADBUTTS! Fans are thunderous again as Goto calls to Hashi! Goto drags Kyle up and Hashi flounders over. Goto dragon sleepers Kyle, Hashi grabs the legs, but Davis ENZIGURIS Hashi down!
Goto and Davis DOUBLE LARIAT but neither falls! They DOUBLE LARIAT again, Goto roars! Goto runs, but Davis LARIATS Goto down!! Hashi gets around Davis, Davis fights the full nelson and then fights the waistlock! Davis throws elbows but Hashi holds on! Davis throws more elbows and is free, but Hashi shoots around to shove him to ropes! Goto LARIATS Davis from behind! SNAP DRAGON from Hashi! Kyle mule kicks Goto, ROCKS Hashi, CHOPS and ROCKS, but spins into the dragon sleeper!! But he kicks Hashi away! Goto shoves Kyle into the HIDDEN GAP! And then, SHOUTO!!!!
Fans are electric as Bishamon fire up again! They’re not done with Kyle yet! They drag him up, full nelson and the lift, NARAKU!!!! Cover, BISHAMON WINS!!!!
Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (World Tag League 2022 Winners)
Aussie Open may be the future, but the future isn’t here just yet as Bishamon completes the mission of going back-to-back! With as great a first run Davis & Fletcher had, will next year’s WTL be theirs for the taking?
As for Bishamon, Red Shoes brings them the trophies, and for another year, Goto & Hashi get to lift those high! And they put them together to make the globe and W! Yano gets some good pics of the moment, and then Hashi gets the mic. “We won the World Tag League again! And in this double main event, Lio Rush & Yoh won the first! And there was one thing that stuck out to me in this double main event, is that the main event winners get the right to speak. So Lio! Yoh! Since this is a double main event and you guys won, you should come out to speak, too!” Fans applaud that and they clap in anticipation. Yoh & Lio return!
Yoh & Lio bring their trophies with them, and all the tag tournament champions of Chaos stand together! Hashi congratulates Yoh & Lio, and says that if it was just Hashi & Goto here talking, it was going to be very awkward backstage. Hashi hands the mic over to Yoh, Yoh sets his trophy down and Lio puts his next to it. Yoh says “Chaos reigns supreme!” Fans applaud that. Yoh continues to say that he feels from the bottom of his heart that Chaos is the place for him and he is so happy to be in it. To be able to close out this event here with his senpai and in front of his hometown crowd, he is very grateful and proud.
Yoh thanks Lio and Lio thanks Yoh. Yoh says Lio can have a turn to speak now, and he hands the mic over. Fans applaud as Lio accepts, and says, “I have been wrestling for nine years. And this moment right now, and I’ve had a lot of great moments in my professional wrestling career. I’ve been everywhere, seen everything, and pretty much down everything at the age of 28 years old. But this, this moment, winning these trophies with my partner, Yoh, is by far the greatest moment in my professional wrestling career today.” Fans applaud that! Lio says, “Yoh, my friend. Chaos, my family. Thank you for accepting me.” Fans also applaud that!
Lio says this moment here will live on forever. “Arigato gozaimasu.” Fans applaud that Lio thanks them in Japanese, and then he hands the mic over to Goto. Goto says, “I really love Sendai, because we’ve gone back-to-back here. And now Hashi will speak.” Hashi takes the mic back and says, “So, here we go. We can only close this the traditional Chaos way, and the biggest way ever! Everyone here and watching at home on NJPW World, please join in.” Hashi explains that Lio & Yoh are gonna run the ropes, roll, and everyone will clap together. Yoh does his best to translate for Lio, and Hashi hopes everyone is ready to stomp, stomp clap.
The trophies are moved aside, and Hashi says they’ll go on Yano’s say. Fans applaud and Yano prepares for his part. Hashi says this is to the double main event winners! The fans clap and drum, Yoh and Lio build speed, they roll and CLAP!! “HAI!!” Perfect! The streamers fall for the tournament winners, and they pose together with their trophies! What will happen when Chaos comes to WrestleKingdom 17?
My Thoughts:
A great finishing event for this double tournament series, even though I did skip all those early matches. I did like seeing the combinations of heavyweight and junior heavyweight teams, especially Yano & Tanahashi teaming with Taguchi & Conners. That is a hilarious combo right there just on Yano and Taguchi. But luckily, I did see Suzuki get the mic as I was skimming. English commentary did their best to translate in real-time, so I hope I got the gist of what they said about what Suzuki was saying. Suzuki-Gun disbanding to end the year is really surprising, but I wonder if it’s a sign that Suzuki wants to retire sometime next year. I almost feel like they should just reform under like Taichi or Zack Sabre Jr, but maybe that won’t happen.
The NEVER Openweight Championship was a good match but what a surprise that Karl didn’t drop the title. At the same time, fans almost didn’t care about Hikuleo as he was beating Karl down. Karl retains but now he’s up against Tama again, and again a bit surprised Karl comes away from that standing tall. That makes me think that Karl will lose at WrestleKingdom 17 to let Tama carry the belt into the New Year.
Then we got awesome tag tournament finals. With Catch 2/2 kinda playing Heels, I figured the Face team would win here, and that is great for Lio Rush in particular. He had a great part of the closing promo, and that was definitely genuine after Vince McMahon wasted him on Raw and SmackDown while he only got to do so much in the crowded AEW field. Bishamon going back-to-back is awesome stuff, and there’s no real shame in losing here for Aussie Open. Aussie Open got to look incredible in the round robin, they made it to the finals on their first try, they will definitely be a return finalist next year. Catch 2/2 VS Yoh & Lio and FTR VS Bishamon will both be great tag team matches, and I feel like both matches could go both ways.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Mitchell’s Saturday Night’s Main Event Results & Report! (1/25/25)
Everything’s bigger in Texas!
Live from San Antonio, it’s Saturday Night!
With just a week left before The Royal Rumble, WWE has Shawn Michaels moderating the contract signing between Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens! But can they keep it civil? Or will HBK have to lay down the law between them?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE Women’s World Championship: Rhea Ripley VS Nia Jax; Rhea wins and retains the title.
- WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS Sheamus; Bron wins and retains the title.
- Braun Strowman VS Jacob Fatu; Braun wins, by disqualification.
- WWE World Heavyweight Championship: GUNTHER VS Jey Uso; Gunther wins and retains the title.
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Ted DiBiase is here!
The Million Dollar Man is back, and he even has his Million Dollar Championship! Will he look to raise the stakes in San Antonio?
WWE Women’s World Championship: Rhea Ripley VS Nia Jax!
These two just did battle last night in Austin, and while Mami’s team felt the smackdown, she and the Irresistible Force are feeling raw here in San Antonio! Will Rhea be golden on this side of the Royal Rumble? Or will Nia look to grab up all the gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really on top!
Nia HEADBUTTS Rhea before the bell! The ref reprimands ant eh fans boo, but Nia runs up! Rhea dodges, DROPKICKS, and Nia staggers back. Rhea runs up and fires forearms in the corner, but Nia shoves her away. Rhea ducks ‘n’ dodges Nia to then tilt-o-whirl DDT! The fans fire up as Rhea shows off some agility! Nia tumbles out of the ring, Rhea goes to the apron, and Rhea CANNONBALLS! Down goes Nia and the fans fire up more! Rhea puts Nia back in the ring, then hurries to short arm LARIAT! Nia stays up so Rhea short arm LARIATS, and goes again! But Nia pop-up HEADBUTTS Rhea down!
The fans boo but Nia runs and SPLASHES Rhea in a corner! Nia hoists Rhea up top, but Rhea BOOTS her away! Nia ROCKS Rhea in return, then she climbs. The fans rally for Mami but Nia fireman’s carries! Rhea fights, but Nia still SUPER SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Rhea survives, if only just so, and SNME goes to break.
SNME returns and Nia thrashes Rhea around in a chinlock. Rhea fights up, JAWBREAKERS free, and then runs, but Nia slips around. Nia back suplexes, Rhea lands out, and Rhea kicks low. Rhea KNEES Nia, winds up, LARIAT! Nia stays up, so Rhea dodges to CHOP! Rhea knuckle locks, then she springboards, but Nia stops the rana! Nia pops Rhea up, but Rhea SUNSET BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Nia survives and Rhea can’t believe it! Rhea pulling that off is unbelievable, too! Rhea pump handles Nia, but powers up to a SAMOAN DROP! Nia drags Rhea to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but the fans boo.
Nia adjusts and SUPER LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Rhea survives but Nia is amused. Nia stands over Rhea while the fans rally up. Nia climbs up again, but Rhea CLUBS Nia! Rhea gets under Nia, and she POWERBOMBS Nia down! And then Rhea ties up the legs, for the PRISM TRAP! Nia powers up, pushes Rhea away, and the fans boo. Nia and Rhea rise up, and Rhea runs in! Nia catches her for an URENAGE! Nia snarls and storms up on Rhea to KICK her to the drop zone. Nia goes up the corner, but Rhea SHOVES her into the post! Nia goes to the apron, Rhea DECKS her! Rhea then goes up the corner?!
Rhea aims, the fans fire up, and Rhea SUPER CROSSBODIES! Down goes Nia and Rhea fires up! San Antonio is with Rhea as she reels Nia in. Pump handle, but Nia SPLASHES her! Cover, ONE!! Nia is furious, and she SMACKS Rhea off the mat, Nia puts Rhea in the drop zone, A-NIA-LATOR!! But Nia isn’t done, she goes back up. But Rhea grabs Nia’s foot! Nia shakes free, climbs again, but Rhea gets under Nia! Electric Chair Lift, and SLAM!! Both women are down and the fans fire up again! Both women stir, and Rhea drags herself to the corner. Rhea stands, but so does Nia. Nia runs up, but Rhea dodges! Nia hits the buckles, Rhea ROUNDHOUSES!
Rhea pump handles, and she powers up, RIPTIDE!! Cover, RHEA WINS!
Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s World Champion)
That was a brutal battle, but Rhea’s brutality saw her through! Nia still plans on winning the Royal Rumble, will she still go for Tiffany Stratton? Or will she change course and want one more round with Rhea Bloody Ripley?
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS Sheamus!
The title matches don’t stop, because we go one more round between these two badasses! Will the dogs be barking with the Big Bad Booty Nephew? Or will The Celtic Warrior finally complete his WWE Bingo?
SNME returns and Jesse Ventura joins commentary for this make-or-break moment for Sheamus. Bron makes his entrance and the fans bark already. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and one way or another, we’re getting a banger!
The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Sheamus powers Bron back but then they go along the ropes. Sheamus has a headlock as they end up in a corner, and the ref counts. Bron scuffs Sheamus and laughs, but Sheamus tells Bron to get serious. They circle, tie up, and then Bron kicks! Sheamus blocks the kick, and he LARIATS Bron! Sheamus fires hands on Bron in a corner, then he brings Bron around to whip. Bron reverses, but Sheamus blocks the hip toss! Sheamus LARIATS Bron again and the fans fire up! Bron goes to a corner, Sheamus is right on him to whip. Bron reverses, but Sheamus comes back, into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX!
The fans bark while Sheamus sputters. Bron storms up on Sheamus, headlocks, but Sheamus powers up and out. Bron ducks ‘n’ dodges and builds speed to CLOBBER Sheamus! Sheamus tumbles out of the ring but Bron goes out the side. Bron builds speed around the outside! But Sheamus scoops! Sheamus then LAWN DARTS Bron into the timekeeper’s area! The fans fire up with Sheamus, and then Sheamus fetches Bron to bring him back to the ring. Sheamus then climbs a corner, takes aim, and FLYING LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! Bron is tougher than that, but Sheamus stays on him. Sheamus throws Bron tot he apron, then stands him up!
The fans fire up but Bron fights free! Bron throws a haymaker, but Sheamus DECKS Bron for it! Sheamus goes out, uses the steps to leap, INTO A SPEAR!! Both men fall in a heap and the fans go nuts! Bron grins while SNME goes to break.
SNME returns again and Bron fires off in the corner. Sheamus fires back and they go back and forth. Bron KNEES low, then he digs Sheamus into the corner. Bron ROCKS Sheamus, then fireman’s carries. GUT BUSTER DROP! Bron doesn’t let off, he hoists Sheamus up again, GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO! Sheamus survives but Bron has a bull’s eye on those ribs. Bron throws hands but Sheamus eggs Bron on! Bron SLAPS Sheamus, Sheamus eggs Bron on more, and they start throwing shots! The fans fire up but Bron body shots! Bron runs, into a KNEE CAPPER! Cover, TWO! Bron stays in this and Sheamus grows frustrated.
Bron goes to the apron, Sheamus storms up, and the fans fire up as Sheamus gives us BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN, then past it! He gets SIXTEEN in before the ref counts 4! Sheamus hauls Bron up and up, to then crucifix lift! CELTIC CROSS!! Sheamus busting out a classic and he crawls to the cover, TWO!! Bron survives again and the fans fire up! Sheamus drags Bron up, fireman’s carries, but Bron fights free! Bron shoves Sheamus into the buckles, then gorilla presses for the SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives and Bron is growing frustrated. Ventura loves it, they’re going to the wire!
Bron storms up but Sheamus BOOTS Bron from the corner! Sheamus skins the cat! But Bron springs right up! SUPER STEINER! The fans fire up and Bron takes aim! Straps are down, Bron runs in, into a BROGUE!!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! Bron survives by a literal foot and Sheamus can’t believe it! Sheamus was so close but he’s still so far! “This is Awesome!” as Sheamus powers up in the corner. Bron rises, but the ribs hold Sheamus back! Bron RAMS Sheamus, Sheamus rebounds to KNEE CAPPER! Sheamus tries again, but Bron ducks the Brogue! SPEAR!! Cover, BRON WINS!
Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)
The Fella falls short, only because Bron’s foot found the ropes! Will Sheamus ever get his hands on this title? Will anyone ever take this title off of Bron?
Shawn Michaels is here!
San Antonio fires up for their Heartbreak Kid, the WWE Hall of Famer, and the man who put ladder matches on the map! HBK will moderate the contract signing for the WWE Championship ladder match, after the break!
SNME returns and HBK has the mic. “I am sweating through my suit, because for the last three minutes, I’ve been dancing around because I am so happy to be back home in San Antonio!” The fans cheer that! HBK says he “has been given one job here tonight, and that is to walk out of this ring with the signatures of Kevin Owens and Cody Rhodes.” Nick Aldis couldn’t get it done, so he sent in the closer! Rest assured, it is happening tonight. So as they say, without further ado, he will introduce the challenger for the Undisputed WWE Championship, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Kevin Owens! The fans boo but The Prizefighter still goes to the ring.
Kevin wears a new shirt, “Cody Sucks Eggs,” and he has the Winged Eagle on his shoulder. HBK now welcomes out THE Undisputed WWE Champion, The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! The fans cheer Cody’s entrance, “WHOA~ OH~!” and Cody even climbs up a ladder to show he’s not afraid of heights. Cody gets his second round of pyro, then he goes to the ring to join HBK and KO. The fans cheer as Cody and Kevin stare down, but HBK tells them, “Gentlemen, if you would be seated please.” They don’t, so he says fine, he digs it.
HBK says for months, these two have battered and beaten each other. And as much as everyone has enjoyed watching it, HBK has an assignment. That is to walk out of this ring, with their signatures on the contract. So one way or another, it needs to happen. So again, he asks they please sign. Cody takes the pen first, and he signs his part as champion. Kevin then takes the pen, looks a the contract, but then picks up the mic. “Y’know, last night you (Cody) said something that really pissed me off. You said that 10 times outta 10, Kevin Owens takes the easy way out. Is that right? That’s a lie. That’s what you are, you’re a liar.”
Kevin could’ve taken the easy way out at Bash In Berlin because of Cody’s knee, because Kevin cared about their friendship more than Cody ever did! And you know who takes the easy way out? It’s CODY! Who between them left WWE when things got tough? Kevin stayed, Cody quit! Cody shouts, “ENOUGH! ENOUGH, Kevin!” Cody didn’t come here to talk about the past, or so Kevin can justify his actions. Cody didn’t get all dressed up, HBK didn’t return to San Antonio, to hear Kevin talk! Cody is done worrying about Kevin Owens. Cody instead must focus on who he is defending his title against at WrestleMania.
So if Kevin would just please, SIGN, THE, CONTRACT! The fans cheer, but Kevin tells Cody, “Trust me, you’re not done worrying about Kevin Owens. Because once I sign this, you know what that means? That makes it official. That Saturday night at the Royal Rumble, I will shut everyone up who dares to say I’m not the real champion. I am the true, rightful WWE Champion! And once I win the title, everything you got when you came back, your face on every poster, on all the buses, all the fanfare, all the grand entrances, all the attention, the pyro, everything, it’s coming to ME! Because that’s what I’ve deserved for the last TEN YEARS, and I’m taking it from YOU!”
HBK waits a moment, then says, “Jesus, Kevin. You just sound jealous.” Kevin glares at HBK and asks what he just said. HBK says that Kevin sounds jealous. JEALOUS!? Kevin says that’s rich! HBK is just like Cody! When things got tough for HBK, he quit, too! You wanna know who is jealous? HBK is jealous that Kevin brought more pride to the Winged Eagle than HBK ever did! And once Kevin wins, he will give everyone a champion they can be proud of, that they can look to, and won’t lose his smile~! The only one losing at the Rumble is Cody! Kevin finally signs his part, then he SHOVES it into HBK!
The fans boo but Kevin stares Cody down again. HBK says, “Gentlemen, there’s only one thing left to do, and that is to take these championships. May I please get a referee in here? And ascend them above the ring.” A referee does step in, and Kevin gives the Winged Eagle title a last kiss before handing it over. That belt is strapped onto the hanger, then the same is done with Cody’s corporate logo belt. The hanger is then lifted into the air, and HBK says next Saturday, Lucas Oil Stadium, one man ascends the ladder, and one man walks out THE Undisputed WWE Champion. He wishes them luck, then offers a handshake.
Kevin leaves HBK hanging, so Cody takes the hand. And Kevin sucker punches Cody! HBK warns KO, but then KO kicks HBK! But Cody SUPERKICKS Kevin! HBK is furious, so he tunes up the band! The fans are thunderous for some SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Kevin tumbles out of the ring while San Antonio cheers! Will Cody make sure “The Canadian Dream” is living a nightmare after the Royal Rumble? Or will Kevin find a way to ruin Cody’s Road to WrestleMania?
Braun Strowman VS Jacob Fatu!
There may not be a championship on the line, but you can consider this a title match in that the winner here could very well be the ALPHA monster! Will the Monster of All Monsters still be Braun Strowman? Or will the Samoan Werewolf tear down #OneBigSOB?
SNME returns and once again, Tama & Jacob walk ‘n’ talk. The Good Bad Guy says everyone’s on that YEHYEHYEH! Jacob tells Braun that he may be a tough SOB, but keep it 100, he never been in the ring with nobody like Jacob! He’s America’s Most Wanted! You know what time it is? Get in where you fit in! Cuz tonight, Jacob beats Braun’s ass post to post, live from NBC on coast to coast! Ya know what I mean?! Jacob makes his entrance, Tama letting him go alone. The bell rings and the fans rally up. Jacob and Braun stare down, tie up, and Jacob pushes Braun back, until Braun SHOVES Jacob down! Both men run up, and Braun RUNS Jacob over!
Braun storms up on Jacob at the ropes, the ref gets in between them, and Jacob sucker punches Braun! Jacob runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Braun ELBOWS him down! Braun snarls, runs up again, and he LARIATS Jacob up and out! Jacob is right back on his feet, and he HOTSHOTS Braun away! Braun comes back, Jacob DUMPS him out, then KICKS Braun! Jacob then DIVES! Direct hit and down goes Braun! The fans fire up while SNME goes to break.
SNME returns again and Jacob HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! The fans rally for Braun but Jacob runs, only for Braun to scoop! SIDEWALK SLAM! Both men are down and the fans rally up again. Braun and Jacob rise again, and Braun CHOPS! Braun fires a forearm, and another! Braun ROCKS Jacob, runs, and BOOTS Jacob down! Jacob goes to a corner while the fans fire up. Braun storms up to fire body shots, then stands Jacob up. Braun TOSSES Jacob across the way! Jacob tumbles out, sputters and coughs, and Braun goes outside! The Strowman Express is on the tracks, and he CLOBBERS Jacob into barriers!
The fans fire up again and Braun says let’s go again! Braun does another lap, to POUNCE Jacob over the announce desk! The fans fire up again and Braun takes off his shirt! Braun does another lap, and Jacob’s up in time, to SAMOAN DROP Braun onto the desk!! Jacob shoves Braun down, throws the desk hood onto him, then drags him up to send into steel steps! The ref reprimands, Jacob shoves Braun into the ring, and Jacob hauls Braun up. HEADBUTT! Braun sits in a corner, Jacob goes corner to corner! HIP ATTACK! And then HIP ATTACK again! Braun sputters now, and Jacob HIP ATTACKS again! AND AGAIN!!
Jacob shows no mercy, he hits a FIFTH HIP ATTACK!! The Samoan Werewolf goes again, A SIXTH HIP ATTACK!! Braun is barely even conscious, the ref stops Jacob, but Jacob TOSSES the ref!! Jacob runs to hit NUMBER SEVEN!! NUMBER EIGHT!! The fans boo but now the bell rings! The ref calls this one off for what Jacob did!
Winner: Braun Strowman, by disqualification
Jacob storms out around ringside, and he grabs a chair! He throws that into the ring, but then Aldis and security rush out here! Jacob CHUCKS that chair into the first guard! And then he LARIATS the next! Jacob ignores the refs and Aldis, more security arrives, and they get Jacob to back off. Braun sputters as blood pours from his nose and maybe even his mouth. Jacob’s bloodthirsty and he drags Braun from the corner! Producers get out here to try and stop this, but Jacob doesn’t care! He goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! The werewolf is too wild, but Tama Tonga gets him to stand down.
There are fans who want that “One More Time!” and Jacob hears them! BEST MOONSAULT EVER AGAIN!! The medics hurry out here, and now Jacob and Tama stand down. OR NOT! Jacob gets right back in the ring, and he goes right back up the corner! BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! With no Solo Sikoa to hold onto the leash, will no one be able to stop the Samoan Werewolf?
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: GUNTHER VS Jey Uso!
Der Ring General does not think “Main Event Jey Uso” is worthy of that nickname, and yet here they both are in tonight’s main event. These two already had it out during Gunther’s historic Intercontinental Championship reign, will history repeat itself? Or will Jey finally and for truly stand tall as THE World Heavyweight Champion?
SNME returns and Gunther makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who wins Saturday Night’s Main Event!
The bell rings, Jey puts his sunglasses aside, and Gunther BOOTS Jey down! Gunther talks smack while he stands Jey up, but Jey UPPERCUTS! And ROCKS Gunther with a right! Gunther CHOPS Jey, Jey ROCKS Gunther with more hands! Gunther CHOPS again! Jey is stinging as he falls against the ropes, but Gunther stands him up. Jey dodges the chop to fire body shots! Jey climbs up and he rains down fists! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” But Gunther stops Jey at 7, puts him on the corner, and CHOPS him to the floor! The fans boo while SNME goes to break.
SNME returns again and Jey fires hands! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” But Gunther clamps on a SLEEPER! Jey arm-drags free, but Gunther blocks a kick! Gunther LARIATS Jey down! Cover, TWO! Jey stays in this but Gunther stays on him with a NECK TWIST! Jey writhes while Gunther paces. The fans boo but Gunther stands Jey up. Gunther scoops and SLAMS Jey, then stalks him. Gunther stands Jey up to CHOP him! Jey is again stinging but he stays up. Gunther BOOTS Jey! Jey fires forearms! Gunther CHOPS! Jey fires more forearms! Gunther CHOPS again! Jey rebounds, but into an UPPERCUT! Jey UPPERCUTS back!
Jey fires hands, whips Gunther, but Gunther reverses! Jey hits buckles hard and falls to the mat! Gunther drops a KNEE on him! Gunther then STOMPS Jey’s arm! The fans boo but Gunther looms over Jey. Gunther clamps onto Jey with a chinlock and he grinds his forearm into Jey’s face! The fans rally for Jey and he fights up. Jey manages to fireman’s carry Gunther! The fans fire up but Gunther fights free! Gunther CHOPS! Jey ROCKS! Gunther UPPERCUTS! Jey UPPERCUTS! Gunther swings, Jey dodges, and Jey fireman’s carries! SAMOAN DROP! Both men are down and the fans fire up again!
Jey and Gunther crawl, and Gunther makes it to a corner. Jey goes to the opposite end, and the fans rally behind Jey with “UCE! OH~!” Jey runs, into the SHOTGUN DROPKCIK! Gunther hurries to haul Jey right up, GENERAL BOMBO! High stack, TWO! Jey survives and Gunther is surprised! Gunther catches his breath, calms down, and thinks on what else he should try. The fans rally for Jey even harder while Gunther stalks him to ropes. Jey goes to the apron, but Gunther goes out after him. Gunther stomps Jey, then stands on his neck! The ref reprimands but Gunther steps off. Jey sputters, but Gunther BOOTS him again, right as SNME goes to break!
SNME returns once again, and Jey trades shots with Gunther! The fans rally behind Jey as he gets the edge, “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey pops, locks and- Gunther BOOTS him! Jey kicks, Gunther blocks, but the DRAGON WHIP comes around! Only for Gunther to GERMAN SUPLEX! Gunther runs, into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Gunther survives and the fans can’t believe it! Jey catches his breath while Gunther goes to a corner. Gunther comes back, but Jey avoids the shotgun dropkick! Jey gets moving, and he HIP ATTACKS Gunther in the corner! Cover, TWO! Gunther is tougher than that, but the fans still rally.
Jey goes to the corner and the fans fire up! Jey climbs, but Gunther rises! Gunther CHOPS Jey, then CHOPS again! Gunther climbs up after Jey, brings him to the very top, but Jey resists the suplex! Jey fires body shots, then slips under Gunther! Jey brings Gunther out for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives and the fans still can’t believe it! Both Jey and Gunther are down, “This is Awesome!” as they slowly rise. Jey and Gunther rise up, but Gunther kicks low! Gunther reels Jey in, but Jey RANAS! Jey then runs to SPEAR!! Cover, TWO?!? Gunther survives and Jey is frustrated, but Jey hurries to aim again!
Gunther rises, Jey runs up, SUPERKICK! Gunther staggers back up so Jey runs in, SPEAR!! Jey hurries to the corner! Jey climbs, the fans are thunderous, USO SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!? Gunther survives yet again and Jey is beside himself! The fans rally with more “YEET! YEET! YEET!” and Jey aims from a corner. Jey runs up, but Gunther turns spear into POWERBOMB! And then he flips Jey over to POWERBOMB again!! DEEP stack, GUNTHER WINS!
Winner: Gunther, by pinfall (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)
Gunther didn’t just win, he just survived this battle with Main Event Jey! Der Ring General seems to at least respect Jey a bit more now, but what is it going to take for Jey to truly be the main event player?
My Thoughts:
A great Saturday Night’s Main Event, and while they really made us wonder for a couple moments, they of course held the status quo. As I said going into tonight, it would be a bit odd if the moment Sheamus finally won the Intercontinental Championship was here on NBC TV. A moment like that should be saved for WrestleMania, but I’m not sure that’ll even happen now. Granted, we have three months to build, but what would the point be after all this? Rhea VS Nia was an awesome match, especially with Rhea busting out some stuff she’d never really done before. Rhea of course won because she just got this belt back, and Nia will be in the Women’s Rumble to beef it up while trying to get after Tiffany.
The contract signing segment being in the middle was a touch surprising, but I do appreciate that they understood a title match should be the main event. Good stuff from Cody, Kevin and HBK, especially Kevin’s shirt to reference Terry Funk’s classic “Dusty Sucks Eggs” shirt. Of course a fight started, and good stuff with HBK getting a Sweet Chin Music in, but this isn’t the go-home segment so don’t expect Kevin to win the ladder match just yet. Raw and SmackDown have their go-home episodes first, we’ll surely get a segment where Kevin gets even with Cody to put things back in Cody’s favor.
Great promo from Tama & Jacob as they head to gorilla, and then a great match from Jacob VS Braun. I was saying just last night that I expected a No Contest or Draw, but they instead went a much more vicious route. Jacob loses because he threw the ref aside, but he stands tall because he brutalized Braun like very few ever have. Jacob can definitely use this to do big things in the Rumble, and from there he can go for the US Championship, as I was also saying last night. Gunther VS Jey was awesome stuff, and they really got me thinking Jey was going to pull this off, but like with Sheamus, Jey’s crowning achievement is perhaps too big for just SNME. It would be pretty wild if Jey won the Men’s Rumble so that he could get one more chance at this title and win it in Vegas.
My Score: 8.9/10
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AEW returns to Daily’s Place!
AEW is back in Jacksonville, and it’s going to be BIG! Like, Katsuyori Shibata challenging for the International Championship BIG! Will The Wrestler be better than The Alpha?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Samoa Joe VS Nick Wayne w/ The Patriarchy; Joe wins.
- Kazuchika Okada VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Okada wins.
- Six Man Tag: Daniel Garcia & 2Point0 VS The Undisputed Kingdom; The Undisputed Kingdom wins.
- The Gates of Agony VS Brody King & Buddy Matthews; win.
- AEW TBS Championship Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender’s Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Queen Aminata VS Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb; wins and will challenge Mercedes Mone for the title.
- AEW International Championship: Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Katsuyori Shibata; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
The Patriarchy speaks.
Christian Cage says, “Tonight, my son, Nick Wayne, takes on Samoa Joe. And I’m so confident that he’s going to walk out with a victory, I’m going to allow him to speak.” Nick tells Joe that tonight, in Joe’s long awaited return, Nick will embarrass him. Nick will dismantle him! And he’ll do it all with a smile on his face. “Then The Patriarchy will resume our quest-” Christian cuts Nick off, “To become the next AEW World Champion.” The Prodigy has his father’s blessing, but will he just get an ass kicking from the Samoan Submission Machine?
Toni Storm speaks.
“Mariah May, we finally meet face to face! You are a veteran and a champion, so I will give you my utmost respect. Also, it’s Toni Time!”
Mariah May speaks.
Or rather, she holds up her AEW Women’s World Championship, then laughs and says, “Okay.” The Glamour is not sweating “the rookie,” but will she regret underestimating her?
Samoa Joe speaks.
“Tonight, I welcome the world to join me as I correct an injustice. For you see, tonight, the son will suffer the sins of the father. And Nick Wayne, you will suffer them in total.” Saturday night’s alright for a fight, but will Nick even survive this Collision with Samoa Joe?
Samoa Joe VS Nick Wayne w/ The Patriarchy!
The Patriarchy of course accompanies Nick out here, but then Nick, Christian & Kip Sabian corner Joe in the ring. But wait! Here come Hook & Shibata! They back Joe up and that makes The Patriarchy back down. The ref gets this to be just Joe and Nick, and the bell rings. Joe and Nick circle, tie up, and Nick can’t even push Joe back an inch! Nick headlocks, but Joe isn’t bothered at all. Joe powers up and out, Nick RAMS him, but Joe pretends he didn’t even feel it. Nick talks a bit of smack, then runs, and he RAMS Joe again! Nick shoves Joe, talks some more smack, then claps to get the fans going.
Nick goes to run, but he really just mule kicks Joe low! The fans boo but Nick runs after all, only for Joe to trip him! And SENTON! The fans cheer and Joe winds up to JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe fires off on Nick in the corner, the fans cheer, and Joe fires off a flurry! Joe ROCKS Nick and the fans fire up again. Joe brings Nick up to CHOP, and Nick’s chewing gum goes flying! Joe hoists Nick up, tucks him in, but Nick CLAWS Joe’s eyes! Nick slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Joe goes to a corner, Nick runs in, but Joe boots! Nick blocks, and he DRAGON SCREWS! Joe clutches his knee and Nick stomps away on him!
Nick kicks Joe, drags him to a corner, then SLAMS Joe’s leg into the post! The fans boo but The Patriarchy is proud. Nick steps in to argue with the ref, Christian wants Joe’s leg! Hook & Shibata get Christian to back off! Nick brings Joe up but Joe CHOPS! And CHOPS! Nick dropkicks the leg! Joe bails out, Nick goes up and up to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes Joe but the fans boo. Nick and Christian hug, and then Nick brings Joe up. Nick puts Joe in the ring, then pushes him down for a cover, ONE!! The fans cheer and Joe snarls but Nick kicks him around. Nick then stomps the bad leg, and he calls for the leg lock.
The fans boo but Nick grins as he steps through. But Joe BOOTS him away! Joe runs up, Nick dodges, and Nick comes back! Joe says sit down, URENAGE! The fans fire up again and Joe brings Nick to the top rope. Nick CLAWS Joe’s eyes again! The ref reprimands, Joe staggers back, and Nick slips around to run up, CODE RED! Cover, TWO! The Patriarchy is upset but Nick calls his shot. Nick goes up, up, and WAYNE- NO, Joe dodges! And LARIATS! Joe hauls Nick right up, puts him right up top, and tucks him right in! Christian & Kip get on the apron, Hook & Shibata YANK them down! They brawl, Joe hits the MUSCLE BUSTER! Cover, Joe wins!
Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall
The numbers were even, and that’s why The Patriarchy couldn’t win! But the revenge on behalf of Taz surely isn’t over, when and where will Joe, Hook & Shibata tear down The Patriarchy?
Kazuchika Okada VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
The AEW Continental Champion battles the ROH World Television Champion for the first time ever! Will Okada make it rain in Jacksonville? Or can the Commander of the Skies keep the skies clear for takeoff?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Okada and Komander slowly circle, and Okada offers a handshake. Komander is wary, but he accepts, only to say “OLE~!” Okada is stoic despite being duped like a bull with the matador’s cape. Okada still offers, but then Komander again says, “OLE~!” The fans cheer and Okada is trying not to get mad. But then he takes a swing! Komander dodges to fire kick after kick! SOBAT! Komander runs, slides under, UP KICKS, then DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Komander whips Okada to ropes. Okada reverses to CLAW Komander’s eyes! The fans boo but Okada reels Komander in.
Okada suplexes but Komander slips free, and he drags Okada down as he becomes a backpack! Komander has a SLEEPER, but Okada fights up to his feet, only for Komander to have the ELEVATED COBRA TWIST! Okada endures, storms his way forward, and he manages the ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go, Okada bails out, but Komander DIVES! Direct hit into the railing! Komander puts Okada in, CLUBS away on him, then runs, but Okada BOOTS him down! The fans are torn but Okada drags Komander up. Okada ROCKS Komander, then has him in the corner to ROCK him again!
The fans rally, Okada whips, but Komander slips out to the apron. Komander RAMS Okada, then goes up, up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up as Okada bails out! Komander runs, rolls, jumps and… slow motion flips over the ropes! But Okada stops the rana! Okada kicks low and he DDTS Komander to the floor! Okada feels much better now while Komander writhes, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Okada takes his time bringing Komander up, and RAMS him into the railing! Okada then puts Komander in the ring, stalks him to center, and stands him up. Okada bumps Komander off buckles, then takes his time standing Komander back up. Okada ELBOWS Komander in the corner, ELBOWS him again, and whips corner to corner. Okada runs up to ELBOW Komander down! Komander sputters on the mat while Okada paces around. Okada looms over Komander, taunts him, and Komander rises up. Komander fires a forearm, but Okada eggs him on! Komander fires more forearms, but Okada knees low and DDTS! Cover, TWO!
Okada is annoyed, but he keeps Komander down with a MONEY CLIP! Komander endures the squeeze, fights up to his feet, and Homecoming returns to single picture. Komander fires body shots but Okada CLUBS him down! Okada whips Komander to a corner, runs in, but Komander ELBOWS him away! Okada comes back but Komander BOOTS him! Komander goes up, FLYING- NO, Okada stops the rana, brings Komander up, but Komander FACEBUSTERS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Okada rises, but Komander KICKS a leg! Komander blocks a shot, KICKS again, then ducks the haymaker!
Komander comes back to dropkick the leg! Okada hobbles, Komander runs and wheelbarrows, BULLDOG! Cover, TOW! Okada stays in this but Abrahantes coaches Komander. The fans rally as Komander goes to the apron. Komander springboards, but Okada catches him to the Alabama Lift! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada grins and he brings Komander back up. Okada scoops and SLAMS Komander, then goes to the corner. Okada climbs and the standard formula leads to the MACHO ELBOW! The fans fire up while Okada winds up, Rainmaker MIDDLE FINGER! Okada direct it at Komander then brings him up.
Okada ripcords Komander, but Komander ducks the lariat! Komander goes up, up, and FLYING RANA! Okada staggers around, Komander is back up to SUPERKICK! Okada goes to ropes, Komander runs in, but Okada puts him on the apron. Komander GAMANGIRIS, then springboards, SFLYING DESTROYER!! Okada is down, the fans fire up, and Komander climbs again! Komander tightrope walks, but Okada bails out! So Komander just ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! The fans are thunderous as Komander puts Okada in! Springboard and- NO, Okada gets around, ripcords, RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall
Komander gave Okada quite the fight, but this is why Okada is one of the best in the world. Okada again offers the handshake, and Komander sits up to take it. Okada helps Komander stand, just to DECK him! The fans boo but Okada HAMMERS away on Komander! Okada grins as he leaves Komander behind, will anyone win his respect? Will anyone win against him period?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs is waiting in the parking lot.
Hobbs asks where Big Bill is at! The Learning Tree spurred on The Redwood to call Hobbs out, so Hobbs is waiting on him now! Whoa, someone threw a brick!? That’s Bill alright! Bill and Hobbs brawl, then Hobbs fires off! Hobbs ROCKS Bill again and again, then he grabs something from the outdoor catering area. Hobbs SMACKS Bill with a metal cooking sheet! Hobbs tells Bill to get up, then he SMACKS Bill again! Bill staggers around, Hobbs just SMACKS him with another sheet! Hobbs fires more haymakers on Bill, then brings Bill around to SMACK him with a trash can lid! And SMACK him again!
Hobbs takes the can, but Bill BOOTS it into Hobbs! Hobbs staggers to the fence, but Hobbs RIPS the fence door off its hinges!! Hobbs CHUCKS it at Bill! Bill staggers, security rushes out here, but Hobbs throws them aside! Hobbs gets loose but Bill backs off. Bill says he has Hobbs, it’s just a matter of time. Hobbs says the night is just getting started, but will we see these two titans clash again before Homecoming is over?
Backstage interview with Big Boom AJ & Big Justice.
Lexy Nair is with the Costco Guys as they return to AEW, but are here visiting Daily’s Place for the first time. Lexy says the energy is infectious, so how does it feel to be part of AEW Homecoming? AJ says it is so cool, but then Roderick Strong shouts, “BIIIIIG! Boom AJ!” The Undisputed Kingdom walks in and Big Justice is certainly starstruck. Kyle O’Reilly lets the Costco Guys know there’s a certain someone who wants to have a little talk with them. Adam Cole steps forward, and he says he knows what they do. And AJ says they know what Cole does. Then wanna do it together? Yeah!
Cole, Big Justice & Big AJ all join in for a “BOOM~!” Now, the Kingdom’s gotta run, have fun watching the show. Cole fist bumps the Costco Guys, and AJ says Lexy can join in on this. Those guys get five big BOOMS~! B-B-B-B-BOOM! But bigger than that, will Cole, Kyle & Roddy make Homecoming undisputed? Or will the reunion of 2Point0 be one to remember?
Six Man Tag: Daniel Garcia & 2Point0 VS The Undisputed Kingdom!
The trios sort out and the TNT Champion starts against Cole. They tie up, Cole wrenches to a wristlock, but Garcia rolls, wrenches, and wristlocks back. Cole spins, slips through and wrenches to hammerlock. Garcia reaches back, manages a snapmare, and then a headlock. Cole fights up but Garcia hits a headlock takeover. Cole headscissors, Garcia kips free, and now Cole hits the headlock takeover while Garcia hits the headscissors. Cole kips free, then he dodges a lariat! Garcia avoids a boot, and both men show haymaker! The fans cheer the standoff, and then Garcia and Cole back away. Cole tags Roddy, Garcia tags Daddy Magic.
The fans cheer as Matt Menard is back in action! He ties up with Roddy, Roddy goes for a leg, and they go around and around. Roddy headlocks, wrenches, but Jacksonville is strongly behind Daddy Magic. Menard wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, but Roddy powers up and out. Menard runs Roddy over and the fans cheer. Cover, ONE, but Menard wrenches Roddy. Menard brings Roddy over, tag to Cool Hand Ange! “Papa” Angelo Parker wrenches Roddy now, hits a snap suplex, then checks his hair. KNEE DROP! Parker facelocks but Roddy powers Parker to the corner. Tag to Kyle and he KNEES Parker!
Kyle & Roddy CHOP and KICK on repeat! Menard runs up but he gets a CHOP and a KICK! Then Kyle & Roddy double suplex Parker onto Menard! Cover, TWO! Kyle headlocks Parker to keep him from his corner. Parker stomps a foot, headlocks in return, but Kyle powers up and out. Garcia sneaks the tag, Parker hits a BLOCKBUSTER! Garcia runs up to whip, but Kyle BOOTS Parker! Kyle then DUMPS Garcia out! Kyle aims from a corner, and he FLYING KNEES Menard! But Garcia CLOBBERS Kyle! The fans fire up, but Garcia spots Shane Taylor Promotions hanging out in the crowd. Carlie Bravo talks smack, but Lee Moriarty stares his rival down.
Shane Taylor says this isn’t anything Garcia wants. Garcia says sure, whatever he says. Garcia & 2Point0 regroups while Collision goes picture in picture.
Garcia whips Kyle into railing, 2Point0 talk smack on STP, but then Kyle fires forearms on Garcia! Garcia knees low, puts Kyle in, then he stays between Kyle and The Undisputed corner. Garcia ROCKS Kyle, whips him to ropes, then ELBOWS Kyle down! Garcia tags in Menard and they mug Kyle. Menard fires up the fans, then fires hands on Kyle. Kyle fires back, Menard whips Kyle, then Menard CLOBBERS him! Menard taunts Roddy before going back to Kyle. Menard grinds Kyle down with a facelock, and he tags to Parker. Parker stomps Kyle, then stands him up for a scoop and SLAM! Tag to Garcia, and Garcia drags Kyle up while Collision goes to break.
Homecoming returns and Menard rains down fists on Kyle in the corner! The fans count along and he goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Garcia, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, and Garcia goes to nine, fires up, and hits TEN! We can only assume Parker hit ten during the break, so Kyle just took anywhere from 20 to 30 shots! Tag back to Menard, he brings Kyle out to whip to a corner, then Menard tags Parker. Parker whips Menard so Menard can whip Parker, forearm SMASH! Feed tot he drop toehold, then BOOYAH ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Parker tags Menard back in.
2Point0 double whip, but Kyle slips around to send Menard into Parker! Kyle reaches out for his corner but 2Point0 yank him back! Kyle dodges to send Parker into Menard now! But again they keep Kyle from his corner! TRIPLE LARIATS take them all down! Hot tags to Garcia and Cole! Garcia and Cole fire forearm after forearm, then Cole gets the edge. Cole winds up, but Garcia blocks the boot! Garcia CHOPS Cole, runs, but into a BOOT! Cole runs, but Garcia reels him in, SAIDO! Garcia roars, runs, but into the 52 Fake Out! Cole runs but Garcia LARIATS! The fans fire up as Garcia hurries to bring Cole up, but Cole suplexes, GHOSTBUSTER!
Both Cole and Garcia are down, they crawl, hot tags to Roddy and Parker! Roddy CALF KICKS Parker, then fires off CHOP after CHOP! Roddy sees Menard running up, and gives him a half nelson BACKBREAKER! Parker runs up, but Roddy catches him, GUTBUSTER DROP! Garcia runs up, but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up and Roddy runs, to STRONG KNEE Parker against ropes! Roddy runs side to side to FOREARM, then he RUNNING FACEBUSTERS! Cover, Menard breaks it! Menard fires off on Roddy, whips him to ropes, but Roddy grabs ropes! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS, and he tags Kyle!
Kyle gives Menard the AX KICK, then he and Roddy DOUBLE SMASH! Kyle brings Parker around, but Parker fights off Kyle and Roddy! Kyle KICKS Parker down! Garcia is back up, but Cole SUPERKICKS him back down! Roddy shouts to Kyle, and Cole joins in saying, “Sweep the leg!” Roddy runs, he and Kyle give Parker TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Cover, Undisputed Kingdom wins!
Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall
2Point0 was looking good even for being away for so long, but STP isn’t impressed with Cole and crew. Cole, Kyle & Roddy still show Garcia & 2Point0 respect with handshakes and the fans cheer. But will we see Garcia put up his TNT Championship against each and every man who wants it?
Max Caster speaks.
“Last week, my ‘tag team partner’ turned his back on me. My mentor turned his back on me, too. In front of the whole world. And… Something like that could ruin any person’s life. But the response has been really overwhelming, and it made me realize I’m not just any person. And I’m not just the Best Wrestler Alive; I’m a survivor, too. So, I’m happy to announce right now my open challenge series. Who can survive The Best Wrestler Alive? I wanna see how many people here in AEW are just like me. I wanna see where the survivors are. Because all you guys are good, this is where the best wrestle, but you can’t be better than the Best Wrestler Alive.”
Platinum Max always has a way of sticking his foot in his mouth, but is his ego just gonna get his teeth kicked down his throat?
Holo.grm reboots.
It’s a lot of data, but the code is easy to crack: He’s on his way back! When and where will we see the lightspeed luchador return to AEW?
Top Flight speaks.
Lexy is with Darius, Dante & Leila, and brings up how Action Andretti & Lio Rush ambushed them last week. Dante says they’ve been in Jacksonville for just under 24 hours, yet they can’t find Action or Lio anywhere! It’s almost like now that Top Flight’s on their feet, Lio & Action can’t be found! Darius tells Dante to hold on. Is Dante really that surprised Lio & Action aren’t here right now? Dante isn’t sure what Darius is talking about, but Darius says, “Do I need to remind you that I didn’t want Lio’s ass in the group from the get go?” Leila wants Darius to chill but Darius says no. When Dante was hurt, Action held it down.
And when Dante came back, he, Darius & Action were well on their way to becoming Trios Champions when Dante’s boy came back around. Dante says Lio isn’t his boy. True, because Lio left Dante high and dry while Darius was out hurt! Lio started the mess, now Darius will clean it up. Darius tells Lio that if he wants to act all big and bad, that’s easy to do after Top Flight’s already wrestled a match, But let’s see how big and bad Lio is when it’s just them. If Lio wants a fight, then take off that stupid coat and meet Darius in the ring. Then Darius will send Lio packing again. Leila says well said, but will Darius make sure The Bad Child faces his final hour?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
Schiavone brings up that on February 15th, just three weeks away, it will be Grand Slam: Australia in Brisbane! With that in mind, time for tonight’s face-to-face! First, the AEW Women’s World Champion, Mariah May! The fans boo as The Woman From Hell makes her entrance. Mariah keeps Schiavone from saying anything more, and says, “Let’s just get this s*it over with.” The fans boo but Schiavone introduces the challenger, Toni Storm! The fans cheer as the “rookie” Rockstar makes her way out here. Mariah has a scowl and a raised eyebrow as Toni offers a handshake, and then Toni sheepishly takes a step back.
Mariah has the mic and says, “When I look at you I see… nothing.” The fans boo, but Mariah says, “When I think about you, I feel… nothing. And in the hearts of every one of these fans, you. Are. Nothing.” The fans boo even more because that’s not true! Mariah tells Toni she is a JOKE. Toni is a meme! Fans laugh at you, then forget about you, just like Mariah always knew they would. Mariah does not care about Toni. She never cared about Toni. Toni was just the dumbest, easiest pawn Mariah used to dominate this entire game. And if Mariah has to remind Toni of that in Australia, so be it.
Because as good as Mariah feels now, she will get off humiliating Toni in her hometown. Toni shrinks away a bit as she takes the mic. She tells Mariah, “I… am your biggest fan! Everything you’ve done, I’ve seen it. From the UK to Japan to here in AEW. You’re amazing! You’re an inspiration! And one day, I want to be just like you!” Mariah is confused. And these words feel so familiar… Then Toni HUGS Mariah! The fans cheer, and Mariah is amused. She pets Toni’s head, then stands her up, to SLAP her down! The fans boo, but Toni stands, into another SLAP! Mariah laughs, pushes Schiavone aside, and then she BELT SHOTS Toni down!
The fans boo but Mariah LASHES Toni with the belt! Refs rush out here but they can’t stop Mariah from LASHING Toni again and again! Mariah stops when she’s satisfied, but then she SHOVES Aubrey Edwards! Mariah just LASHES Toni again and again! Security rushes out here to stop Mariah, but Mariah sits Toni to revisit the mocking smile and kiss on the cheek before she SLAMS Toni down. Mariah says she’s finally done, and she SPITS on Toni! The fans boo as Mariah steps out of the ring, but Toni crawls to ropes. Toni grabs the mic, and in a timeless accent, she says, “What makes you think I’ve forgotten?”
WHAT?! The fans go nuts as Toni rises up! She throws off the jacket, and asks Mariah, “What makes you think our dance is done?” Now Mariah is more confused than before! “Each scar, every drop of blood, I will feel forever. But now… It’s my moment in the sun!” Toni throws off her shirt! “They say the hardest role you will ever play is yourself!” Toni throws off the shorts! “But what you’ve just witnessed is the performance of a lifetime~! Mariah May! You may be the Woman From Hell, but you came from my womb! And I will shove you back up there, and spit you out! For I am TIMELESS! TIMELESS! TIMELESS TONI STORM! And I’m gonna RIP YOUR T*TS OFF!!”
Jacksonville is going wild and Mariah can’t believe it! Timeless Toni Storm has shed her cocoon, rises from the ashes, and is ready to burn Mariah’s world to the ground!! Will The Glamour not survive this sequel to their hit classic at All In?
AEW shares a preview of an all new Closeup with Renee Paquette.
Renee’s guests this time will be Jon Moxley & The Death Riders. The Maniac AEW World Champion says AEW is one mistake away from going back to ground zero. And who is going to take responsibility for that? Who is going to point fingers at who? Moxley says his vision is not “one Jon Moxley,” but a THOUSAND Moxleys! He wants to backfill this place, he wants it to last for 20 years, long after he’s gone! Because that is something worth doing. That is what he was sold on. That is why he came here. AEW was about the beauty, the art, and the craft of pro-wrestling. What they’ve done in here, what they’re about, that is what AEW was supposed to be about.
AEW was supposed to do things the way they were supposed to be done, giving this job, this profession, this industry they love the respect it deserves. It is NOT a party! The full episode drops next Tuesday, but this seems to finally shed some light on what Moxley’s really after. But is he somehow the one misguided about how to bring that about?
The Gates of Agony VS Brody King & Buddy Matthews w/ Julia Hart!
Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona want to prove they are the best by taking on the best, so they left it up to Tony Khan to give them the best. In step their opponents. No longer do they rise for the House of Black, they are instead ready to release the Hounds of Hell! Will the King of Death & The Aussie Juggernaut crash through the Gates towards their own golden opportunities?
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