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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (2/7/22)

Onward, to Lanayru!

Published

2 years ago

February 7, 2023

Steven Mitchell

The second round of the Triforce Tournament is set!

HPW moves on to Talus Plateau as the Fourth Annual Triforce Tournament continues! Did your bracket get busted? Or are your favorites still in it to win it?

The updated bracket:

Three of the four Faces of Evil have made it to the second round, but the level of difficulty has only increased! With Glutko gone, will Militron, Lupay and Harlequin continue on to the finals? And we also have a HyruleMania rematch as Groose will meet Skull Kid in the Bracket of Power Semifinals!

HPW hears from the Trios Championships #1 Contenders Gauntlet entrants!

The Three Masters have regrouped. Garo Master doesn’t show much emotion but Master Kohga is down because he lost in the tournament. But Master Stalfos tells them both to cheer up, they have an opportunity. They can finally reach the top of the Trios Division mountain! The Poe Sisters are very excited to get this opportunity, they’re basically squeeing nonstop. But then they realize that if this is a Trios Gauntlet, only three of them get to be in the match. They argue about who is being left out, but it doesn’t seem like they’re going to be done arguing for some time…

Stal-Kid high-fives with Sir Hurr & Sir Durr, and they’re ready to “ruin things for Arrow Club.” They’ve got “a bone to pick with those ducks.” Meanwhile, Doomknocker is happy to see Darkhammer and Gooma again. Knocker wonders out loud, “Why’d HPW wait so long to call us again? Did we offend? What happened? Doesn’t matter. We’re back, and we’re going to bring that doom to everyone. Every single one of you is getting knocked out!” But the UnderWorld Order is unreachable for comments. Are they still in the Thyphlo Ruins? Will they make it to Mount Dunsel in time for the gauntlet match in March?

My Thoughts:

This is a bit of a superfluous article but the updated bracket needed to be posted. Also, the various trios needed to give their input for the gauntlet match, hence the little blurb from each one.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/7/25)

The time draws near…

Published

2 days ago

March 7, 2025

Steven Mitchell

Countdown to the Triforce Anniversary!

The Bracket Finals are set, but HPW still has more! Tali moves on with her revenge, and Zelda wants to talk with Link?

Any brackets left unbusted?

Militron VS Ganon, Sidon VS Ghirahim, Thunderbird VS Fin Balure, all incredible matches! But will Militron really defy the leader of the Dark Forces? Can the newest star in HPW survive the Living Blade? And in a battle of former champions, who takes one step closer to THE Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship?

One down, two to go.

The score right now is Tali: 1, Gerudo Sisterhood: 0. The Dame of the Dunes took down Buliara in the Drenan Highlands, and now on the Nima Plain, near the foot of Satori Mountain, she will face Riju. Can Tali’s rampage be stopped? Or will Tali stomp on another Desert Flower?

Zelda speaks.

“So… I know it’s been a few months already since HyruleMania, but I had to take my time. Not to recover physically, but more mentally. I know I have no reason to complain. I set a record as HPW Goddess Champion, the first to go for two whole years as a champion. But even then, after falling short of the HPW Triforce Championship again… I’m disappointed in myself. When I aim for something, I go for it. So I just…” Zelda takes a moment to gather her words. “Link. If you care about me at all, you will meet me in the ring at Nima Plain, March 21st. We’ll go from there.” The video stops, and clearly the question is: What does Zelda want?

My Thoughts:

Probably not my best teaser but I’m always on a time crunch. But perhaps less is more, as I might give something away in trying to foreshadow things. Wish me luck with just two weeks before the event.

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The Nerds continue their review of Season 3 of Invincible, plus Villain Madness continues as the Cosmic Region takes center stage!

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On the Bandwagon this week, Patrick has had all he can take of Invincible Season 3. Meanwhile, the other Nerds mostly enjoy how the Season is playing out. What is the difference? Tune in and find out. A short visit to the Trailer Park looks at the latest thriller featuring John Lithgow and Gregory Rush, the first trailer for Andor: Season 2, and the cast reveal for Shrek 5. Kathleen Kennedy appears to be on her way out of Lucas Film. What does this mean for the Star Wars Universe as a whole? The guys also pay their respects to Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman. All that plus Villian Madness continues as we head to first-round battles in the Cosmic region

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