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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (2/7/22)
Onward, to Lanayru!
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The second round of the Triforce Tournament is set!
HPW moves on to Talus Plateau as the Fourth Annual Triforce Tournament continues! Did your bracket get busted? Or are your favorites still in it to win it?
The updated bracket:
Three of the four Faces of Evil have made it to the second round, but the level of difficulty has only increased! With Glutko gone, will Militron, Lupay and Harlequin continue on to the finals? And we also have a HyruleMania rematch as Groose will meet Skull Kid in the Bracket of Power Semifinals!
HPW hears from the Trios Championships #1 Contenders Gauntlet entrants!
The Three Masters have regrouped. Garo Master doesn’t show much emotion but Master Kohga is down because he lost in the tournament. But Master Stalfos tells them both to cheer up, they have an opportunity. They can finally reach the top of the Trios Division mountain! The Poe Sisters are very excited to get this opportunity, they’re basically squeeing nonstop. But then they realize that if this is a Trios Gauntlet, only three of them get to be in the match. They argue about who is being left out, but it doesn’t seem like they’re going to be done arguing for some time…
Stal-Kid high-fives with Sir Hurr & Sir Durr, and they’re ready to “ruin things for Arrow Club.” They’ve got “a bone to pick with those ducks.” Meanwhile, Doomknocker is happy to see Darkhammer and Gooma again. Knocker wonders out loud, “Why’d HPW wait so long to call us again? Did we offend? What happened? Doesn’t matter. We’re back, and we’re going to bring that doom to everyone. Every single one of you is getting knocked out!” But the UnderWorld Order is unreachable for comments. Are they still in the Thyphlo Ruins? Will they make it to Mount Dunsel in time for the gauntlet match in March?
My Thoughts:
This is a bit of a superfluous article but the updated bracket needed to be posted. Also, the various trios needed to give their input for the gauntlet match, hence the little blurb from each one.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 67
The Triforce Tournament opening round wraps up, and the Bracket of Courage is full of faction warfare! Arrow Club, uWo, Dark Forces, oh my!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bracket of Courage: Torbevito VS Lupay; Torbevito wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Thunderbird VS Grim Creeper; Thunderbird wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Fin Balure VS Donny B. Kool; Fin wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage: Hollywood ReDead VS Harlequin; ReDead wins and advances.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The opening round draws to a close, and if the other brackets were any indication, this could be a wild finish! Arrow Club, the UnderWorld Order and The Dark Forces (or is it still Faces of Evil?) are all over this card, with a few unique variables thrown in. Donny B. Kool is back in action, facing the leader of the Arrow Club faction. Can Donny groove into the next round? Or will Fin Balure take him down? And while the uWo has the Million Rupee Championship back, Hollywood ReDead wants more! Will he make it past the boisterous Bokoblin? Or will he fail to conquer his FOE?
But first, we get some back-to-back masked luchadores! The Son of the Whirlpool wants to prove Arrow Club has no weak links, but will he turn the tides? Or will the wild Wolfos wring him out and head for the next round? The Sixth Annual Triforce Tournament opening round concludes right now!
Bracket of Courage: Torbevito VS Lupay!
Arrow Club clashes with the Faces of Evil that stole their HPW World Trios Championships! But the goal is to make it to the Triforce Championship, will Torbevito set sail for the second round? Or will Lupay be howling to the moon in victory?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two tie up. Lupay headlocks, Torbevito powers up but he can’t get out as Lupay holds tight. Luapy grinds the hold, brings Torbevito down to the mat, and he leans on Torbevito. Torbevito rolls it to a cover, TWO and Lupay holds on. Torbevito rolls Lupay the other way, TWO, and they roll and roll and end up in the ropes. The ref counts the break, Lupay slowly lets go, and the fans cheer as the two reset. Torbevito and Lupay circle and tie up again. Torbevito headlocks this time but Lupay powers up and out right away. Lupay arm-drags on the rebound!
The fans boo but Torbevito arm-drags back! The fans cheer but then Lupay arm-drags again! Lupay then avoids Torbevito’s arm-drag, laughs at him, then flips him over. Torbevito kips up to arm-drag Lupay after all! The fans cheer while Lupay bails out in a huff. Lupay tells the fans to shut up, but Torbevito hurries to the apron. Torbevito runs up to FLYING RANA! Lupay is sent into railing and the fans fire up! Torbevito hurries to get Lupay up and into the ring. Lupay is in the drop zone, Torbevito climbs. Torbevito aims to 450- NO, Torbevito has to roll through as Lupay moves! Lupay aims, but Torbevito avoids the superkick!
Torbevito runs, tilt-o-whirls, DDT! But Lupay handsprings through!? Lupay runs, Torbevito stays low, Lupay jumps over the dropdown, and Torbevito gets up to run. Lupay SUPERKICKS him down! Cover, TWO! Lupay is frustrated but he drags Torbevito up. Lupay wrenches, wristlocks, and wrangles Torbevito to the mat. Lupay traps the arm and TWISTS! The fans boo while Torbevito writhes, but Lupay sits him up. Lupay KNEES Torbevito in the back, then KNEES him again, and again! Lupay clamps on the chinlock and digs his knee into Torbevito’s back. The fans rally as Torbevito endures, and he fights up to his feet.
Torbevito fires body shots, but Lupay knees him low! The fans boo but Lupay suplexes Torbevito, Torbevito slips free, and he shoves Lupay to ropes. Torbevito then runs up, WHIRL- NO, Lupay stops the DDT and THROWS Torbevito out of the ring! Torbevito crashes down, fans lose their minds, and Lupay howls! The fans boo but Lupay soaks up the heat. The ring count starts and Lupay grins as he watches Torbevito sputter. Torbevito drags himself to the railing at 5 of 10, drags himself up to his feet using the railing by 7, and he lurches into the ring at 9! The fans cheer, but Lupay LYNEL-SAULTS onto him! Cover, TWO!
The fans cheer more as Torbevito hangs in there! Lupay is frustrated again, and he stomps Torbevito to a corner. The fans boo as Lupay stomps a mudhole into Torbevito, and the ref counts. Lupay stops at 4, then he digs his boots in! The ref reprimands and counts more, but Lupay stops at 4 to then basement DROPKICK! The fans boo more, the ref reprimands Lupay again, but Torbevito sputters as he slumps onto the apron. Lupay storms out to the apron and he drags Torbevito up. Lupay reels Torbevito in, fans freak out a bit, but Torbevito fights the lift! The fans rally as Torbevito BACKDROPS Lupay onto the apron!
The fans fire up while Lupay writhes and falls to the floor! Torbevito watches Lupay flounder, then he goes to the corner! Lupay stands into Torbevito’s ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit and the fans fire up with Torbevito! Torbevito hurries to put Lupay back in the ring, and Lupay’s back in the drop zone! Torbevito climbs the corner again, for the SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Lupay survives and Torbevito is stunned! The fans rally up as Torbevito waits on Lupay to get up. Lupay sputters as he slowly stands up, Torbevito runs in, WHIRLPOOL DDT!! Cover, TWO!?! Lupay survives and no one can believe it!
Torbevito is frustrated, and he thinks on what he has to do. Lupay sputters, staggers, stumbles, and Torbevito runs up again. Lupay TOSSES Torbevito out, but Torbevito lands on the apron! Lupay staggers to the far side, Torbevito aims and springboards! INTO A SUPERKICK!! The fans go nuts while both men are down! Lupay crawls to a corner, goes to the outside, and he drags himself up the corner. Lupay aims at Torbevito, for a FLYING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Lupay is frustrated now but the fans fire up! Lupay snarls, drags Torbevito up, underhooks and WOLF AT THE- NO, Torbevito fights off the facebuster!
Torbevito backdrops, Lupay sunset flips, but Torbevito rolls through to PENALTY KICK! Torbevito falls on the cover, TWO!! Lupay stays in this but Torbevito is too sore to be upset! Torbevito and Lupay both slowly rise and the fans rally up. Lupay stumbles but he still heads for Torbevito. Lupay CLUBS Torbevito, CLUBS him again, then puts Torbevito in a corner. Lupay hoists Torbevito up top, ROCKS him with a right, then he climbs. Lupay brings Torbevito up, but Torbevito fights the suplex! Torbevito fires body shots, and he smacks Lupay off buckles! Torbevito stands, then he jumps up, SUPER POISON-RANA!!!
The fans lose their minds again as Lupay tumbles back! Torbevito roars, the fans are with him, and he watches Lupay stagger up. Torbevito runs up, tilt-o-whirl REVERSE DDT!! Cover, TORBEVITO WINS!
Winner: Torbevito, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
The fans go wild as Torbevito sinks Lupay with the “Slipstream!” And with that, he’s into the next round! Will the Son of the Whirlpool soon be the top of the bracket?
Bracket of Courage: Thunderbird VS Grim Creeper!
The former HPW Death Mountain Champion is now aiming for higher heights, and his first obstacle is the UnderWorld Order’s underling! Will Thunderbird soar once again? Or will Creeper just leave him sore?
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, Creeper waistlocks, Thunderbird switches, Creeper switches, but Thunderbird drops down and breaks the grip. Thunderbird switches again, lifts and SLAMS Creeper, then he floats all over Creeper. Thunderbird then facelocks and gator rolls Creeper, then drags him up. Creeper flails to fight the suplex, wrenches out, and wristlocks. Thunderbird rolls, kips up, wrenches back, and he hooks Creeper up into a COBRA TWIST! The fans cheer, but Creeper fights around, and manages to get the ROPEBREAK! Thunderbird lets off quickly and cleanly while the fans cheer.
Creeper and Thunderbird reset, circle again, and they tie up. Creeper headlocks, then he switches sides to hammerlock, go back to the headlock, then switch sides again for a takeover. Thunderbird headscissors, Creeper kips free, and roles reverse as Thunderbird headlocks for the takeover. Creeper headscissors, Thunderbird kips free, but Creeper sweeps the legs! Cover, ONE! Thunderbird sweeps the legs and covers, ONE! Creeper takes a swing, Thunderbird dodges and handsprings but Creeper gets out of the way. Creeper kicks, whips, but Thunderbird RANAS in return! The fans fire up while Creeper bails out!
Thunderbird hurries to build speed, but he has to stop as Creeper scrambles away. The fans boo, but Thunderbird goes to the apron. Thunderbird leaps but Creeper dodges again! Creeper comes back to SHOTGUN Thunderbird down! The fans boo but Creeper hurries to drag Thunderbird up. Creeper RAMS Thunderbird into railing, then RAMS him into the apron! Creeper puts Thunderbird in the ring, then storms up to step over and LA MAGISTROL! TWO, but Creeper basement GAMANGIRIS! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Creeper grows frustrated! Creeper stomps Thunderbird into a corner, then digs his boots in.
The fans boo and the ref counts, but Creeper stops at 4 to go up and SWINGING DROPKICK! Creeper drags Thunderbird to a cover, TWO! Creeper stomps Thunderbird more and puts him against the ropes. Creeper CHOKES Thunderbird, the ref counts, and Creeper lets off to run the ropes, and he STRADDLE ATTACKS! Thunderbird flops back, Creeper covers, TWO! Thunderbird stays in this and the fans rally up. Creeper looms over Thunderbird, talks some smack, then SLAPS Thunderbird on the back of the head! The fans boo but Creeper talks more trash. Creeper SLAPS Thunderbird on the head again!
Thunderbird sits up, Creeper scuffs him with a boot. The fans boo but Creeper scuffs Thunderbird more. Thunderbird gets up and throws hands! The fans fire up as Thunderbird backs Creeper down! Thunderbird winds up, but Creeper throat chops! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Creeper kicks low. Creeper throws hands now, has Thunderbird on the ropes, then he whips Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to reverse, break free and UPPERCUT! Thunderbird CHOPS, the fans “WOO~,” and Thunderbird snapmares Creeper. Thunderbird then runs to basement UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO!
Thunderbird is frustrated but the fans rally behind him. Thunderbird brings Creeper up, CHOPS him again, and the fans “WOO~!” Creeper goes to a corner, Thunderbird CHOPS him again, then whips corner to corner. Thunderbird runs in, Creeper dodges, but Thunderbird keeps from hitting the buckles. Creeper runs back up, Thunderbird goes up and backflips over! Creeper hits buckles, staggers back, Thunderbird GERMAN SUPLEXES him! The fans fire up and Thunderbird goes up the corner. Creeper stands, Thunderbird CROSSBODIES! Thunderbird bounces off the cover, then takes aim from the other corner.
Creeper staggers back up to his feet, but he sees Thunderbird gearing up so he scrambles away! The fans boo as Creeper bails out, but Thunderbird just shrugs. Thunderbird builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP! Down goes Creeper and the fans fire up! Thunderbird puts Creeper in the ring and Creeper goes to a corner. Thunderbird runs in but Creeper dodges again! Thunderbird does his buckles this time and Creeper runs up. Thunderbird BOOTS Creeper back, then slides under him to UP KICK him back to the corner! Thunderbird runs up, but Creeper ALLEY-OOPS him to the corner! Thunderbird lands safe on the top rope!?
The fans go nuts, Creeper turns around, and Thunderbird QUEBRADAS! Another direct hit and Thunderbird covers, TWO!! Creeper escapes but the fans are thunderous! Thunderbird and Creeper hurry to their feet, Thunderbird runs up, Creeper catches and wrenches Thunderbird to reel him in, DDT! Creeper then rolls Thunderbird to sit up, and he rebounds off ropes to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Creeper is furious but he hurries to haul Thunderbird up! Creeper throws up the uWo hand, the fans boo, but Thunderbird wrenches out of the facelock! Thunderbird ROCKS, CHOPS, and SOBATS! Thunderbird runs, but Creeper hits a JUMP KNEE DROP!
Creeper fires up but the fans boo! Creeper drags Thunderbird up, reels Thunderbird back in, but Thunderbird shoves him away. Creeper runs back up, Thunderbird goes the other direction! Creeper stumbles to a stop, WHITE LIGHTNING!! Cover, THUNDERBIRD WINS!!
Winner: Thunderbird, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
In the blink of an eye, Thunderbird strikes Creeper down! And now, we are on a collision course between two young lucha libre rivals! Will Thunderbird continue to soar through the skies? Or will he wipeout against Torbevito’s wave of momentum?
Bracket of Courage: Fin Balure VS Donny B. Kool!
Torbevito’s into the next round for Arrow Club, and now their fearless leader looks to do the same! Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla be riding his own wave of momentum? Or will he learn to vibe with the Original Geru?
The fans already sing/chant, “You Better Believe It! You Better Believe It!” for Donny as he makes his entrance. Donny offers a handshake to Fin, but Fin is reluctant. The fans cheer him on, so Fin takes the handshake. The fans cheer more, and the bell rings. Donny and Fin circle, feel things out, and tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Donny uses his size as a bit of leverage. Donny puts Fin on the ropes, the ref counts, and the two slowly let off. Donny and Fin reset, circle, and feel things out. They tie up, are in another deadlock, but Donny again powers Fin back. Fin turns things around to put Donny on the ropes.
The ref counts, the two slowly let off, but then Fin headlocks. The ref reprimands but Donny fires body shots. Donny powers up and out, Fin comes back and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as Donny stays up with a flail, and then he makes it his signature two step dance! “You Better Believe It!” Fin is annoyed, headlocks Donny, but Donny powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, and Donny two-steps, “You Better Believe It!” Donny kicks Fin, snapmares and clamps on a chinlock, only for Fin to slip out the back. Fin hammerlocks, then grinds Donny into the mat. Donny endures while fans rally up, but Fin SNAP LOCKS the arm!
The fans still rally, Donny fights around, and fights up to his feet. Donny goes around and around, and he slings Fin off! Fin tumbles out of the ring while the fans cheer. Donny hurries out after Fin, rushes him, but Fin sends him into railing! The fans are torn as Donny stumbles, but Fin runs up to CHOP! Fin brings Donny around to put in the ring, then he drops an elbow on Donny’s back! Fin digs his elbow in, then he CLUBS Donny on the back! Fin digs his knee into Donny’s back, then clamps on a chinlock to stretch Donny back! The fans rally as Donny endures again, and Donny claws around. Donny crawls over, but Fin drops another elbow!
Donny writhes, Fin drags him up, and Fin facelocks. Donny endures the squeeze, powers up and he lifts Fin! Donny stomps his way towards a corner, but Fin pulls on the facelock! Donny endures, powers up again, and he stomps to the corner! Donny puts Fin up top, but then Fin kicks Donny away! Fin adjusts, leaps, and AX- NO, Donny catches him! SIDE EFFECT! Cover, TWO! Donny brings Fin up, and puts him back in a corner. Donny JABS, JABS, “You Better Believe It!” JAB, JAB! “You Better Believe It!” The ref counts, Donny lets off, then he puts Finn up top. Donny climbs up, and the fans fire up for the SUPER STEINER!
Fin tumbles and flounders and the fans fire up more! Donny aims as Fin sits up, then runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLARBONE! Cover, TWO! Fin survives and Donny is shocked! The fans rally as Donny brings Fin up. Donny wrenches Fin, YANKS that arm, then wrenches again. Donny YANKS the arm, wrenches again, but Fin fires a forearm! Donny YANKS the arm, Fin fires another forearm! And another, and another, and another! Fin whips, Donny ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES Fin! Donny keeps going and he FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES again! And then again!
Fin staggers up, Donny reels him in for a SPINEBUSTER! Donny fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs side to side, and he HANDSPRING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! Fin survives and the fans fire up! Donny grows frustrated, but he watches Fin slowly get up. Donny clinches Fin, but Fin fires elbows to fight free! Fin wrenches, steps over, and LA MAGISTROL! TWO, and both men stand up, DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down and the fans fire up again! Fin and Donny stir while a standing count starts. They crawl to opposite ends, and drag themselves up with the ropes.
Donny runs up on Fin at the ropes, PULL UP TO- NO, Fin rolls Donny up! TWO, both men scramble up again, and Fin CHOPS! Donny roars! Fin CHOPS again! Fin whips, Donny reverses, wrenches, pump handles, and torture racks for a SHELL SHOCK!! Cover, TWO!! Fin survives and Donny is losing his cool! Donny fireman’s carries Fin, but Fin slips free and shoves Donny! Donny comes back, Fin dodges, and Fin comes back to SLINGBLADE! The fans fire up and Fin SLINGBLADES again! Fin fires up, and he aims from a corner! Fin runs up on Donny to SHOTGUN him into the other corner! The fans fire up and Fin goes up the corner!
Fin aims, COUP DE GRACE!! The fans are thunderous but Fin isn’t done! He drags Donny up, half hatch and DEPTH CHARGE!! Cover, Fin wins!
Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Another huge win for Arrow Club! Donny is frustrated with himself, but Fin shows him respect. The fans cheer as Fin raises Donny’s hand, when will the Original Geru get that definitive victory? Will the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla take the Bracket of Courage by storm?
Bracket of Courage: Hollywood ReDead VS Harlequin!
The UnderWorld Order wants to take over HPW, but that also goes for Ganon’s Dark Forces! ReDead wants to move on from being Million Rupee Champion, but can he get past the boisterous Bokoblin? Or will the Faces of Evil have the last laugh?
ReDead is all fired up but Harlequin gets out of the ring to stay away from him. The fans boo but ReDead eggs Harlequin on. But the fans chant, “REDEAD SUCKS! REDEAD SUCKS!” so clearly, they don’t like either of these guys. Harlequin has referee Tiger Sahasrahla back ReDead off, then he steps into the ring. The bell rings and the two circle. Harlequin swipes at ReDead but also keeps his distance. The two rev up as the fans get louder with the boos, and the two tie up. ReDead SHOVES Harlequin away and Harlequin flounders around. Harlequin gets up in a huff, he and ReDead reset and circle again.
Harlequin ties up with ReDead again, but ReDead SHOVES him! And SHOVES him! Harlequin is already frustrated, but he tells the fans to shut up. ReDead and Harlequin reset, circle, and they tie up. Harlequin wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, and he grinds the hold. ReDead endures, fights up, and throws body shots. ReDead headlocks in return but Harlequin powers up and out. They RAM shoulders, and Harlequin flounders all the way out of the ring! Harlequin throws a fit while ReDead fires up! The fans taunt Harlequin while he huffs ‘n’ puffs back to the apron. Harlequin steps in and resets with ReDead again.
ReDead and Harlequin tie up, but Harlequin knees low! And CLUBS ReDead on the back! Harlequin has ReDead in a corner to CHOP! Fans do “WOO~!” and then Harlequin CHOPS again! ReDead goes to another corner, but Harlequin CHIPS again! Harlequin whips corner to corner, ReDead reverses hard and Harlequin ends up stuck across the top rope! ReDead runs up to KICK Harlequin! Harlequin goes up but flops back onto the top rope! ReDead KICKS him again, and again, and Harlequin ends up crotched on the top rope! ReDead shakes the ropes, and he shakes Harlequin loose!
Harlequin staggers around, ReDead DECKS him! ReDead fires hands in the corner, Sahasrahla counts, but ReDead SMACKS Harlequin off the buckles! Harlequin staggers up to his feet, ReDead DECKS him! ReDead stands Harlequin up, but Harlequin pokes him in the eyes! The fans actually cheer that! Harlequin CHOPS ReDead, fires hands, then brings ReDead around to CHOP against ropes. Harlequin whips, ReDead reverses and BACKDROPS Harlequin away! Harlequin staggers up, ReDead LARIATS him up and out! Harlequin flounders, staggers around, swings wild, and ReDead waits on the ring count.
Harlequin stands at 3 of 10, sputters and shakes out the stars, but ReDead dares him to get in the ring. The fans rally, Harlequin storms back over and gets on the apron. ReDead then slingshots Harlequin into the ring! The fans boo but ReDead kicks and DECKS Harlequin! ReDead whips, runs, and LARIATS! Harlequin sits up in a daze, but ReDead stands him up for haymakers! ReDead whips Harlequin, but Harlequin KICKS the backdrop away! Harlequin CHOPS ReDead in the corner, talks some smack, then CHOPS again! Harlequin huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs ReDead corner to corner, but ReDead stops the buckle bump!
ReDead glares at Harlequin, but Harlequin SLAPS him! ReDead just gets angrier, so he takes a swing! Harlequin dodges, and SLAPS ReDead again! Harlequin bumps ReDead off buckles, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Harlequin whips corner to corner, but ReDead reverses! Harlequin tumbles up and out to the apron! ReDead storms up, but Harlequin SLAPS him again! ReDead DECKS Harlequin for it! The fans rally as ReDead storms out after Harlequin, and SMACKS him off the apron! Harlequin flops back, crawls towards commentary, and ReDead scoops him. ReDead SLAMS Harlequin onto the desk, then rains down fists!
The fans boo but ReDead refreshes the ring count. Harlequin flounders off the desk, pushes past commentary, Rusl shouts at him and Telma says for Rusl to calm down. ReDead brings Harlequin around to POST him! Harlequin spins and flops, ReDead refreshes the count again, and ReDead drags Harlequin up. ReDead brings Harlequin around, scoops him, but Harlequin slips free! Harlequin POSTS ReDead now! The fans cheer as ReDead staggers around in a daze. Harlequin storms up, and he POSTS ReDead again! Harlequin jumps onto the apron so he can rain down fists on ReDead! ReDead SHOVES Harlequin away!
ReDead staggers around the way again, they are back by commentary side but Harlequin puts ReDead in the ring. Harlequin has ReDead in a corner and rains down fists! ReDead SHOVES Harlequin away again! Harlequin runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Harlequin rains down fists, but again ReDead SHOVES Harlequin! Harlequin comes back for more! They scrap to the mat, and they end up in the ropes! Sahasrahla counts, Harlequin won’t stop, so Sahasrahla drags Harlequin away. ReDead’s been busted open and fans fire up! ReDead snarls as he drags himself up with the ropes, but Harlequin paces.
Harlequin storms up on ReDead, fires hands on him in the corner, but Sahasrahla counts. Harlequin lets off and ReDead sputters as a crimson mask is forming. ReDead stands, staggers, teeters, but Harlequin fires hands! Harlequin DECKS ReDead, but ReDead still rises up! Harlequin whips ReDead to ropes, and catches him to a SLEEPER! The fans rally as Harlequin thrashes ReDead around! ReDead endures, reaches out, bleeds all over Harlequin’s arm, but Harlequin thrashes him around more! Sahasrahla checks on ReDead, and lifts his arm. The arm falls! Sahasrahla raises the arm again, but ReDead revives!
ReDead hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down on the mat and the fans are torn. A standing count starts, fans chant “WE WANT A DRAW! WE WANT A DRAW!” ReDead crawls to ropes but Harlequin is on him. Harlequin whips, ReDead reverses, but Harlequin FLYING FOREARMS! Harlequin kips up and fires up! The fans still mostly boo as Harlequin goes to the corner. Harlequin climbs, and MACHO ELBOW FLOPS as ReDead moves! ReDead rises up, roars, and fires hands on Harlequin! ReDead whips, Harlequin FLYING FOREARMS and wipes out Sahasrahla, too! The fans go nuts as all three men are down!
Harlequin kips up again! Harlequin goes up a corner, smirks, and then hops back down. Harlequin decides to make ReDead suffer, and he steps through the legs! Harlequin turns ReDead over into the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! ReDead endures, a second referee slides in, and the fans chant, “TAP! TAP! TAP!” ReDead endures, crawls forward, reaches out, but Harlequin drags him back! Harlequin sits deep on the hold, but ReDead powers up! ReDead crawls forward again, reaches out, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Harlequin lets go in frustration and the fans can’t believe it! Harlequin drags ReDead back, but ReDead BOOTS him into the ref!
The fans can’t believe it! That’s two refs down, but ReDead and Harlequin rise up! ReDead storms over to Harlequin, but Harlequin LOW BLOWS ReDead! Harlequin bails out of the ring, and brings out his BOKOBLIN CLUB! Harlequin pounds the mat with the club, then aims as ReDead rises! HEADSHOT!! ReDead falls, twitches, but Harlequin goes up the corner! MACHO ELBOW!! Direct hit this time, but Harlequin shouts for a ref! The second ref stirs and Harlequin drags ReDead up with a dragon sleeper. ReDead is a ragdoll but Harlequin still hauls him up! TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR!! Cover, TWO?!?
ReDead survives and Harlequin is furious! The fans are going nuts, but Harlequin fires hands on ReDead! ReDead just hulks up! Harlequin fires shots, ReDead says, “YOU~!” ReDead fires hands on Harlequin again and again, then whips for a BOOT! Harlequin sputters and flounders, then finally flops at the center of the ring! ReDead roars, the fans are freaking out, but ReDead hits the DEAD LEG!! Cover, ReDead wins!!
Winner: Hollywood ReDead, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
ReDead faced his FOE and won! ReDead is now moving on and facing Fin Balure, will- Oh wait! The Young Ducks are here? They DOUBLE SUPERKICK Harlequin! The fans cheer as Mack & Rick stand over him, and Mack says, “We’re taking our Trios titles back!” Rick adds, “See you in Drenan. CACAW!” The Ducks head out with the challenge made, will Arrow Club have their revenge in February?
My Thoughts:
Another “just in time” finish in writing this article, but I really wanted to maximize the impact of this bracket most of all. Bracket of Courage, the highspeed style, the bracket our Hero of Hyrule represents, it should have the hottest matches to finish up the opening round. I hope I can improve upon that in the second round, especially as there are other things planned besides the tournament.
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