Coverage
Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/8/23)
Will Darkness Fall in the New Japan Cup?
The Son of Strong Style battles the King of Darkness!
While Ren Narita and Team Strong Style took the NEVER Openweight Six Man titles, will Evil have revenge by ruining Narita’s New Japan Cup run?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Shota Umino & Yuto Nakashima VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita; Shota & Nakashima win.
- 8 Man Tag: Just4Guys VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
- BUSHI & Shingo Takagi VS Aaron Henare & Great-O-Khan; Henare & Khan win.
- Six Man Tag: Lio Rush, Tama Tonga & Tomoaki Honma VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
- Six Man Tag: Chaos VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- New Japan Cup 2023 Opening Round: Toru Yano VS Mark Davis; Davis wins and advances to the next round.
- New Japan Cup 2023 Opening Round: Ren Narita VS EVIL; wins and advances to the next round.
PLAY BY PLAY
New Japan Cup 2023 Opening Round: Toru Yano VS Mark Davis w/ Kyle Fletcher!
The Producer takes on Dunkzilla in a clash of styles and personalities! Will Yano have the last laugh and advance? Or will Davis conquer the cup on behalf of the United Empire?
Yano’s introduction seems to have gotten longer and Davis grows impatient. Yano grows impatient with the body check, and then he worries about Davis. The bell rings and fans rally up. Davis tells Yano to go for a buckle pad. Yano says okay! Yano unties one of the corners and fans cheer “Yoshinoya” the buckle pad. But then Davis snatches the buckle pad, throws it down, and drops an elbow on it! Then Davis TOSSES it out of the ring! “F Yoshinoya!” Davis kicks Yano low, whips him to ropes, but Yano holds ropes. Yano taunts Davis, Davis runs in but Yano dodges. Yano SLAPS Davis, SLAPS him again, but Davis just gets mad.
Yano is scared! Yano asks for forgiveness as he bails out! The ref keeps Davis back but Davis wants Yano to get in the ring. Yano gets up, Davis runs in but into a shoulder! Yano HOTSHOTS Davis, grabs the legs, but Davis boots Yano into the railing! Davis fires off on Yano, whips him, but Yano reverses! Davis hits railing hard! Yano brings out wrist tape! Fans cheer as Yano tapes Davis to the railing! The ref stops Yano, and unwraps Davis, but Fletcher CLUBS Yano! Fletcher whips Yano, but Yano reverses and sends Fletcher into railing! And now Yano tapes Fletcher to the railing! But Davis turns Yano around to ROCK him!
Davis scoops, Yano flails free and goes under the ring! Davis is stunned! Davis hurries after Yano, there’s a lot of clattering under there, maybe Davis is beating Yano up! The ring count starts, Yano can be heard screaming, but Davis slips out. Davis gets in the ring at 10 of 20 but where’s Yano? Yano shouts, the count is 13! Then 15! Yano pops out, with a blindfold bag on his head! The count is 17! Yano finds his way around and in at 19! But Davis rains down fists on the blinded Yano! Yano gets the bag away, but Davis drags him up by his ears! Davis puts Yano in the corner to CHOP! And CHOP! And then Davis pulls Yano’s shirt off, to reveal another shirt!
Davis is surprised, and Yano fires off forearms! Davis knees low, turns Yano with his own shirt, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Davis chokes Yano but the ref reprimands. Davis stops, but then CHOKES Davis again! Davis rains down fists, then throws the wrist tape away. Davis LASHES Yano with his spare shirt, and Fletcher throws the wrist tape to the crowd. Davis has Yano on the apron to KNEE him! And then KNEE him again! And again! Davis then drags Yano down to the floor. Davis starts pulling up floor mats! He puts them on Yano, to then SENTON! Yano’s like the filling of a sandwich cookie!
Davis makes sure Yano is stuck inside the ring mats, then he pulls a Yano by taking off the buckle pads! Davis even chucks one at Yano! Davis has made all the corners bare and the ring count starts. Yano is still inside the ring mat roll at 10 of 20! Yano frees himself, crawls, sits up at 15, and fans rally up for him. Yano stands at 18 and in at 19! But Davis SENTONS! Davis pulls off some of his wrist tape so he can wrap it around Yano! He’s taping Yano’s arm to his arm? Davis drags Yano up and he whips Yano into bare buckles! Yano falls, but Davis drags him back up. Davis whips Yano into more bare buckles!
Davis flexes and he drags Yano up again. Yano is sent into a third corner! And then the fourth- NO, Yano blocks! Yano drop toeholds Davis into buckles! Fans fire up as Yano steps through ropes. Yano YANKS Davis into bare buckles! And again and again and again! Yano keeps going, then he undoes the tape. Fans fire up as Yano is free! Yano rallies the fans, Davis drags himself up, and Yano says “Y! T!” But he ducks when Davis swings! Yano says he’s too smart for that! Davis runs in, Yano dodges again and clinches, BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up with Yano again, and he drags Davis back up. Davis ROCKS Yano with a right hand!
Yano falls into a corner, Davis grinds his forearm in! Davis runs side to side, to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO!! Yano survives and fans fire up again! Davis drags Yano up, wrenches his arm and torture racks, but Yano fights free! Davis knees low, runs, but Yano hits an atomic drop! Yano runs, to CHOP BLOCK! And then roll-up! TWO!! Davis escapes and Yano argues with the ref. Davis storms up, the ref is used as a shield! Davis moves the ref out of the way, he avoids Yano’s low blow and BLINDSIDE FOREARMS! Fletcher slides Yano’s red chair to Davis! The ref stops that, but gets shoved away again!
Davis aims the red chair, throws it at Yano, but Yano dodges the enziguri! Yano then throws the chair to Davis, and plays injured! Fans cheer the use of Latino Heat style! Davis defends his innocence, then throws the red chair away. But he blocks the low blow! Davis ENZIGURIS after all! And then wrenches to the torture rack, for the ALPAMARE WATERSLIDE! Cover, Davis wins!
Winner: Mark Davis, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Yano tried all his tricks, but Davis proved just as tricky! Will Dunkzilla dunk on the rest of the tournament until he has the cup?
New Japan Cup 2023 Opening Round: Ren Narita VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!
The Son of Strong Style and his team beat the King of Darkness and the House of Torture for the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships, but that is in the past now. If Everything is Evil, will Darkness Fall on the tournament? Or will Narita’s fighting spirit be a light that cannot be eclipsed?
Narita’s introduction is barely over before he goes right after Evil! Narita throws Evil out, then goes out after him, and already the timekeeper’s area gets hit! Of course, Abe-san wasn’t seated yet, he only just got out of the ring. Since the match isn’t official yet, Dick goes after Narita! Narita knees Dick down, and now the bell rings. Narita stomps Evil, kicks him around, and fans rally up. Narita brings Evil up, ROCKS him with a forearm, and then stalks him around the way. Narita puts Evil in the ring and fires up with the fans. Evil goes to a corner but Narita stomps away! Narita digs his boot in, but lets off as Red Shoes counts.
Narita paces while Evil stands up. Narita ROCKS Evil, whips him corner to corner, but Evil reverses. Narita comes back to BOOT him down! Fans cheer and Narita stomps away on Evil’s leg. Then spinning toehold into KNEEBAR! Evil endures, crawls, and reaches out! ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Narita lets off. Narita stomps the bad leg, then stomps it again. Evil hobbles up but Narita keeps kicking the leg! Red Shoes reprimands, Evil is on the ropes. Narita brings Evil from the ropes, to CLUB the leg! Narita runs but Evil pushes Red Shoes aside, so that he misses Dick tripping Narita!
Narita flops out of the ring but Evil goes out after him. Evil drags Narita up, whips him hard into railing, and then grabs a House of Torture shirt. Evil brings Narita out to No Man’s Land then around the back of the fans, and he CHOKES Narita with the shirt! Red Shoes reprimands, counts, and Evil lets off. Evil stomps Narita down, then goes back to ringside. Evil demands a ring count, then waits in the ring. Red Shoes starts the count and Narita sits up at 3 of 20. Narita coughs and sputters, stands at 9 of 20 and hurries back. Narita is ringside at 14 and in at 15. Fans applaud but Evil drags Narita up.
Evil whips Narita in, and surprise! The blue corner has no buckle pad! The Bullet Club Special has come into play! Evil stands on Narita for a cover but Red Shoes won’t count it after all those shenanigans. Evil drags Narita up, Narita throws body shots, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Evil knees low, then throws Narita back out. Evil distracts Red Shoes so Dick can DECK Narita! Dick then puts Narita back in and Evil covers, but Red Shoes ignores it because of shenanigans! Fans cheer but Evil is furious! Evil drags Narita up and scoops him, to SLAM him! Cover, TWO! Cover again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!!
Evil is furious but the fans fire up! Evil stands on Narita’s head and taunts him. Red Shoes reprimands, but Evil steps off. Evil gives Narita toying kicks but Narita just grits his teeth. Narita stands and he fires a forearm! And another! And another! Evil knees low, runs, but Narita WHEEL KICKS! Fans fire up as Narita growls and sits back up. Narita storms over to Evil, drags him up, but Evil swings! Narita ducks, fires off a strike fest, then whips. Narita runs to LEAPING LARIAT! Down goes Evil and fans fire up again. Evil rises, Narita runs in, to back elbow! Narita then HALF HATCH BRIDGES! Cover, TWO!!
Evil escapes but Narita keeps his focus. Narita gets Evil’s leg and steps through for a standing toehold! Then another step through! Then another! But Evil CLAWS Narita’s face! Narita snarls, kicks, but Evil blocks! Evil hands it to Red Shoes, but Narita blocks Evil’s kick! Narita has Red Shoes let his foot go, and then he throws Evil’s foot down to DECK him! Evil bails out and fans fire up as Narita pursues. Narita puts Evil in, fires up again, and fans rally behind him. But Evil bails out again, so Narita has to pursue. But Evil throws a body shot, and RAMS Narita into the timekeeper’s area! Down goes Abe-san!!
Red Shoes helps Abe-san, so Dick gets away with a CHAIRSHOT to Narita’s back! Fans boo as Narita writhes, but Evil brings him up. Evil puts Narita in, drags him up, and FISHERMAN BUSTERS! Cover, TWO!! Narita survives and fans fire up again! Fans rally up for Narita but Evil drags Narita back up. Evil goes for a leg but Narita fights! Evil still fireman’s carries but Narita fights free! Narita waistlocks, Evil throws elbows and gets free. Evil runs, but into a clinch! Evil fights free of that, but swings into the GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down. Narita and Evil stir and the fans rally back up.
Evil and Narita go to opposite corners. Narita runs in, but Evil BOOTS him! Narita comes back, into another BOOT! Narita tries a third time, but is sent into bare buckles! Evil then clotheslines Narita against the bare buckles! Fireman’s carry, DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Narita survives and fans fire up again! Evil is frustrated, but he slashes his throat! He vows to end this and he drags Narita up. Spin and clinch, EVERYTHING- NO! Narita blocks that, they fight for control, and Evil slips free to LARIAT! But Narita stays standing!? Fans fire up, Evil runs, and LARIATS again! Narita falls and Evil stands on his head.
Evil taunts Narita and the fans, then drags Narita back up. Evil tells Narita off, throws off the elbow pad, but runs into the EXPLODER BRIDGE!! TWO!! Evil escapes but Narita drags himself to ropes. Fans rally behind Narita as he powers up! Narita demands Evil get up! Evil rises, Narita winds up, and ROCKS him with haymaker after haymaker! Red Shoes reprimands but Narita drags Evil up and around. Double wristlock NORTHERN LIGHTS!! Bridging cover, TWO!!! But Narita still has the wrists! He reels Evil in, but Dick distracts! Narita runs Dick off, runs back at Evil, but Evil blocks the boot!
Evil CLAWS Narita’s eyes, then throws the foot into Red Shoes! Red Shoes goes down, and Evil CLAWS Narita’s face again! Dick gets chairs and brings them into the ring! Fans boo but Dick and Evil stomp away on Narita! Dick and Evil then have a smoke and Evil puts a chair around Narita’s head. Evil has the other chair, HOMERUN!! Narita is down and fans boo, but Evil and Dick vow to end this. Fans rally as hard as they can for Narita but Evil stands Narita up. They set Narita up, MAGIC KILLER!! Dick fetches Red Shoes into the ring, Evil covers, TWO!?!? Evil is shocked that Narita survives but the fans are thunderous!
Evil drags Narita up, spins him around, EVERYTHING- NO, Narita slips out to a SLEEPER!! Evil flails, fans rally as Narita squeezes tight, but Evil still reaches out. Narita wrenches harder! Dick tries to distract but Narita shifts from Sleeper to COBRA TWIST! But Evil grabs Red Shoes! Red Shoes can’t see Dick slide in with the SPOILER CHOKER!!! Fans boo as Dick has Narita caught! But Narita powers up and out, then dodges so that Evil hits Dick! Narita ENZIGURIS, whips, and clinches, but EVERYTHING- NO! Narita ENZIGURIS! Fans are thunderous again and Narita drags Evil back up!
Narita reels Evil in for the COBRA TWIST, but Evil pulls an ear! Evil shoves Red Shoes away to LOW BLOW Narita! Fans boo and Evil drags Narita up. Evil runs to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!! Narita still survives and fans are loving it! Evil drags Narita up, reels him back in, EVERYTHING IS EVIL!!!! Cover, Evil wins!
Winner: Evil, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Narita fought with all the fighting spirit of Strong Style, but the numbers game and the infinite bag of tricks are just too much for the young champion. Wait, Evil isn’t done! He gets Narita’s legs for a SHARPSHOOTER!! Narita can only endure, blood spilling from his nose! Dick throws the Young Lions out, but Evil lets Narita go anyway. Fans boo as Evil gets the mic to say, “Oi oi oi oi. You’re really gonna act like you were doing everyone a service? Don’t joke around, idiot.” Fans boo, but Evil tells Narita that this is REAL Strong Style! Fans boo more but Evil says it’s true, because he just beat the Son of Strong Style! Evil has surpassed even Antonio Inoki! That makes EVIL the face of NJPW!
Fans continue to boo but Evil says he will win this New Japan Cup, and then he will take the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship from Kazuchika Okada! Darkness falls over Strong Style, but will everything truly be Evil’s once again?
My Thoughts:
A really good second night for New Japan Cup, through technically third group of matches since there were some as part of the Anniversary Event. Great showing for the United Empire the whole night, as Henare wins again to build towards facing Shingo Takagi for the KOPW Championship, and Will Ospreay’s team wins so that he stays strong while waiting on his New Japan Cup match. Davis getting a win over Yano is fine, as Davis isn’t winning the cup and just gets to stay strong for the sake of the faction. Evil winning was a bit of a surprise as I thought Narita was gonna go pretty far. But this helps keep things alive in the House of Torture VS Team Strong Style feud. Evil’s up against Jeff Cobb next, I feel like Cobb should win that.
My Score: 8.6/10
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DING DONG, Hello, Tiffany!
Tiffanny Stratton just won the WWE Women’s Championship but she’s already defending it against Bayley! Will the Role Model be back on top?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae; Bianca & Naomi win.
- Jimmy Uso VS Carmelo Hayes; wins.
- Motor City Machine Guns VS Los Garza w/ Legado Del Fantasma; win.
- Piper Niven w/ Chelsea Green VS B-Fab w/ Mia Yim; wins.
- Rey Mysterio VS Kevin Owens; wins.
- WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton VS Bayley; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
Rey Mysterio is here!
San Diego fires up for the hometown hero as he makes his entrance! The King of Lucha high-fives fans along the ramp, and hugs his wife and daughter, before stepping in the ring. Rey grabs himself a mic, the fans chant “619! 619!” and he smiles. Rey tells San Diego, “Bien venidos, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! This is the home of the 6! 1! 9!” The fans cheer, and Rey says no cap, it feels great to be back home in front of his people, his Raza, his city, and his familia. Rey requested to be here tonight because he couldn’t think of a better place to reminisce as he gets ready to do the impossible once again.
Rey officially declares for the 2025 Royal Rumble! The arena is shaking hearing that! Rey wants to look back: 2006, he entered the Rumble at #2, outlasted 28 other superstars, and became the Royal Rumble winner! And it didn’t end there. he went on to main event WrestleMania, and he became the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Now, Rey won’t lie, he will be realistic. The competition is heavy this year: Drew McIntyre, who fans boo. CM Punk, who fans cheer; Seth Rollins, who fans are torn on; Roman Reigns, who fans cheer; John Cena, who fans also cheer. It will be tough, but let’s remember back to when he won.
It was 2006, and Rey did it for a friend we all know very well. The fans chant for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” But wait! Kevin Owens makes his way out here! The Prizefighter, still holding onto the winged eagle title belt, showing off his new shirt: The Canadian Dream, Son of a Security System Technician. Kevin has a mic, too, and while fans boo, he tells Rey, “Lemme start off by saying I’m very sorry for coming out here and interrupting you> I mean it, okay? But I had to come out here. Because I heard you just now talking about how you were gonna win the Royal Rumble.
“And Rey, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. It’s never been a secret. There’s a lot of people in this industry that I respect quite a bit, but very few I respect as much as I respect you. In fact, I’ll even go so far as saying there’s nobody in this industry that I respect as much as I respect you.” The fans do cheer that, and Kevin says he has had an incredible career, he’s accomplished things he’s dreamed of since he was a kid. He has main evented WrestleMania with Steve Austin. He won the tag team titles with his then best friend, Sami Zayn. He won countless other tiles, and now he gets to stand here with THIS title!
The fans boo but Kevin says this is the title that as a kid, he saw all his idols win. This is the title he dreamed of winning, and now he stands here as the TRUE, RIGHTFUL WWE Champion! The fans boo again but Kevin says there is one thing left for him to accomplish so that he can truly feel his career is complete. And that is to step into the ring and have a 1v1 match with the legendary Rey Mysterio. The fans like that idea, and Kevin says face to face, man to man, he hopes Rey wins the Rumble! Kevin will root for Rey with everything he has! Rey can and will beat “all those other idiots.”
But just promise Kevin one thing. After Rey wins the Rumble, promise that Kevin is the champion he picks for WrestleMania so that Kevin can have his dream match. Rey takes a moment, and he tells Kevin that we all know Rey loves competition. But… Kevin’s not the champion. The fans cheer that! Rey means that with all due respect, but Cody Rhodes is the champion. But, but, here’s this. If Rey wins the Rumble, and if Kevin wins the title, then yes, Rey will gladly face him for the title. Kevin takes a moment, and repeats, “I’m not the champion? I AM THE CHAMPION! This is my title! I earned it! I deserve it!”
The fans boo but Kevin says Cody has Rey brainwashed, too! Does Rey have bleached blonde hair under that mask? Is it seeping into his brain? Rey wants Kevin to calm down. What’s going on? Drew McIntyre, now Kevin, he’s acting so delusional! It’s reminding him of Dominik. Oh…! Kevin swings on Rey! Rey dodges to fire hands in return! They brawl, Kevin shoves Rey but Rey dropkicks the legs! Kevin is on the ropes, but he bails out before the 619! The fans boo but Kevin is the one offended. Will Kevin be able to let this go so he can focus on Cody?
Bianca Belair meets up with Naomi backstage.
Bianca asks if Naomi finished with Nick Aldis. She did. Any updates? No! No lead on Jade’s attacker. Nothing? Wow. But that’s okay, they’ll keep pushing forward. They will handle Nia & Candice, but Bianca just wants to make sure they’re good after the mishap last week. It wasn’t on Bianca, that was Candice. Naomi knows that. Plus, they have to focus. It may not be Tiffany, but they can at least get some lick back on Candice & Nia. And they still have their gold! Bianca says that’s true. Ready to go? Naomi says maybe Bianca should wrap her up. That way, last week won’t happen again. Bianca agrees, and she hurries to wrap the braid into a bun.
Now they’re good. The StrongEST Glow heads out, will they be able to get past the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie? Or will they soon be owing some golden tickets to the Queen of the Ring and her new sidekick?
Nick Aldis talks with Rey Mysterio.
After what we saw with Kevin, and since they are in San Diego, we have to have Rey on the card. Rey VS KO happens 1v1! Rey thanks Aldis and promises to handle business. And then Cody Rhodes walks in! The American Nightmare tells Rey he saw what happened while he was going through his physical. Cody says he would’ve been out there to help, but Rey says it’s nota big deal. It is handled, Rey VS Kevin is happening. Cody just needs to heal up. Rey can handle his problems, and will leave something for Cody at the Royal Rumble. Rey fist bumps and heads out. Aldis tells Cody that Rey has a point, Cody needs to be careful.
That said, what’d the doctors have to say? Cody says he has a clean bill of health, fully cleared, and Aldis can read the report himself. Aldis says he trusts Cody, he just doesn’t know if that’s good news. There is a lot of time between now and the Rumble, and even more so to WrestleMania. But with that in mind, Aldis has an addendum to the ladder match. Cody needs to sign it, as does Kevin, because they cannot have what happened at Saturday Night’s Main Event happen ever again. Cody asks if Kevin’s signed it yet. Kevin was Aldis’ next stop. Then Cody will sign it once Kevin has. Cody heads out, will Aldis be able to get what he wants out of this?
Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae!
SmackDown returns as Bianca & Naomi make their entrances. The teams sort out and Nia steps to Bianca, only to CLOBBER Naomi! Candice joins in to mug Bianca, but the fans boo. The ref reprimands, Candice backs off, and Nia soaks up the heat. Naomi throws Bianca down, talks more trash, then HEADBUTTS Bianca down. Nia drags Bianca up, tags Candice, but Bianca fights back. Nia CLUBS Bianca, Candice wrenches, but Bianca runs Candice over! And runs her over again! Bianca suplexes, holds Candice up, then SLAMS her down! The fans fire up as Bianca kips up, and she runs up to RAM Candice!
Bianca then climbs to rain down fists! The fans count along, Bianca goes all the way to TEN! Nia storms in, but Bianca flips up and over! Nia runs into Candice, then turns around into Bianca’s DROPKICK! Bianca runs up but Candice BOOTS her! Candice goes up, but Bianca ROCKS her! Bianca military presses Candice, and she THRWOS her out onto Nia! Nia & Candice fall, the fans fire up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Bianca flexes, then waits on Nia & Candice. Bianca’s braid has unrolled so Bianca swings it to rally the fans. Bianca then goes out to fetch Candice, shoves her into the ring, but Nia anchors Bianca’s feet! Candice DROPKICKS Candice down! Cover, TWO! Candice CLUBS away on Bianca, then scuffs her. Candice stalks Bianca to a corner, KNEES her down, then steps on her to DOUBLE STOMP! Tag to Nia, and Nia stalks Bianca. Nia makes Bianca smile with fishhooks, then HIP DROPS her down! Nia swings the braid around to mock Bianca, and even intimidate the ref. Bianca gets her braid free to SMACK away on Nia!
Bianca LASHES Nia more, backing her down, then she runs. Bianca SHOTGUNS Nia, Nia rebounds, but Bianca avoids the elbow drop! Cover, ONE!! Nia CLOBBERS Bianca at the ropes! Nia argues with the ref, taunts Naomi, then soaks up the heat. Tag to Candice and Candice kicks Bianca around. Candice SMACKS Bianca off the apron, pushes her in, then CLOBBERS her! Cover, TWO! Candice CLOBBERS Bianca again, then digs her knee in for a half Bow ‘n’ Arrow stretch! Bianca endures, fights around, reaches back, and she pulls Candice’s hair! Bianca and Candice fire forearms, but Candice DECKS Bianca! Cover, TWO!
Candice is frustrated but she KNEES Bianca in the side. Candice stomps Bianca more, KNEES her down, then has her on the ropes. The ref counts but Candice bends Bianca back! Candice lets go at 4, SmackDown returns to single picture,. and Candice brings Bianca up. Bianca rolls Candice up, TWO! Candice ENZIGIRIS Bianca down! Candice hurries to a corner and goes up, to then CROSSBODY! But Bianca rolls through! The fans fire up as Bianca lifts, but Candice slips free! Candice pulls the braid! Bianca uses that to reel Candice in for an ELBOW! But Candice grabs the braid to throw Bianca down! Both women are down and the fans fire up!
Bianca and Candice crawl, Candice goes to Bianca! STEP-UP- NO! Bianca avoids the senton! But Nia YANKS Naomi down from the outside! The fans boo but Nia sends Naomi into barriers! Candice stands Bianca up, but Bianca rolls her again! TWO, and Candice SUPERKICKS Bianca down! Candice hurries to the corner, tag to Nia. Nia storms up on Bianca, mockingly reaching out to Naomi, and then CLUBS Bianca! Nia whips, LARIATS, and SAMOAN DROPS! Bianca sputters and goes to the corner, but Nia runs up! Bianca BOOTS Nia first! Bianca ELBOWS Candice, dodges Nia, then RAMS into her! Candice grabs the braid!
Bianca whips Candice into the POST! Bianca climbs, but Nia ROCKS her! Nia climbs up after Bianca, fireman’s carries, but Bianca CLUBS away! Bianca is safe, she shoves Nia away, then CROSSBODIES! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Naomi returns! Bianca crawls, hot tag to Naomi! The fans fire up as Naomi ROUNDHOUSES Nia away, then slingshots for the FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nia still has a lot left in the tank but Naomi HAMMERS away on her! Nia shoves Naomi away, runs up, but Naomi dodges! Nia POSTS herself, falls back, and Naomi goes up! SPLIT-LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, Candice breaks it!
Naomi ENZIGIRIS Candice for it! Tag to Bianca and the tag champs go after Nia. Nia fights back, SAMOAN DROP for Naomi! The fans boo but Nia looms over Bianca. Nia runs, Candice sneaks a tag, and Bianca dodges! Bianca SPEARS Nia! Bianca runs, handsprings, but Candice DROPKICKS her down! STEP-UP SENTON! Nia rises, she adds a SENTON of her own! Candice covers, TWO!! Bianca survives and the fans fire up! Candice can’t believe it, but San Diego declares, “This is Awesome!” Candice storms around, snarls, then runs up at Bianca. Bianca ALLEY-OOPS her onto buckles! Then SPINEBUSTERS her down!
Bianca runs, handsprings, and MOONSAULTS! But Nia runs up! Bianca dodges, LEG DROP hits Candice!! Nia panics, runs up on Bianca, but Bianca tosses her out! LARIAT and down goes Bianca! Naomi tags for the BUBBA BOMB! Gedo clutch, Naomi & Bianca win!
Winners: Bianca Belair & Naomi, by pinfall
The tag champs find a way to survive, but now they’ll have to meet NXT’s Meta Four on January 28th! NXT goes on the road to Atlanta, Georgia, will Lash Legend & Jakara Jackson be bringing the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships home as souvenirs? Or will they only feel the StrongEST Glow?
Pregame interview with Bayley.
Byron Saxton walked through an empty Pechanga Arena with The Role Model before the show, and noted how last week, Bayley won the Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender’s match. Now, we’re in San Diego, with a sold out crowd as Bayley challenges Tiffany Stratton for the title. What does this match mean to her? Well, sold out here in her home state, that is what dreams are made of. We all dream about being in the main event and fighting for a championship. This is a huge night for her. Thinking on her career, this time last year, she won the 2024 Royal Rumble and earned a guaranteed championship opportunity.
Bayley would challenge former friend, Iyo Sky, someone she respects so much in this business. That felt like the peak of Bayley’s career, where she was going to do something different and change the world. To be honest, she isn’t sure she fulfilled her potential during that reign. Yes, she defended the title, took it all over the world, but she always felt she was just winning by the skin of her teeth. She’s a perfectionist, she loves wrestling so much. And so, that reign was certainly cut short when Tiffany helped Nia take that title from Bayley. Tonight is a big night for her.
Then how does tonight feel different from past opportunities in regaining the title? Well, we’ve seen what Tiffany has done this past year, and she just showed she’s willing to turn on her friends to get to the “Tiffy Top,” as she puts it. Part of Bayley respects her, but the other part wants to beat Tiffy that much more. Tonight, it’s personal. Byron wishes Bayley luck and they shake hands. Will this be a big first defense for Tiffy? Or will it be a big comeback for the former Grand Slam Champion?
Mia Yim talks with B-Fab backstage.
Michin just knows she would’ve had Chelsea Green if not for Piper Niven. They always gotta use numbers! B-Fab knows how they do. That US Championship should’ve been Mia’s! B-Fab tells Mia to keep her head up, because she’ll get another shot to take down sleazy- Piper Niven walks in being all Secret Service. Piper says the room is clear, no threats to the champion. Chelsea walks in, thanks “Spicy Service,” and says B-Fab and “Mimi” should stand up and properly congratulate her as the only woman to successfully defend this title. B-Fab says Chelsea please. We all know that if it wasn’t for Piper the Mall Cop, Chelsea would not be champion.
Piper steps up and tells B-Fab that if she takes another step closer, it’ll be her last. If that’s how Piper wants to play it, then how about this? B-Fab will talk with Aldis, then she and Piper can handle their problem tonight. Then after Piper, Chelsea better watch her back. Mia says that is a threat. Mia follows B-Fab, Chelsea tells Piper to neutralize B-Fab. Piper agrees. But just how will this shake out when Piper’s the one in action?
Jimmy Uso heads to gorilla.
“San Diego! The goal tonight is to make sure Carmelo stays missing. Hey, ya boi got something to prove! Hey, I’m proud of The Yeet Man. My brother got his own title match coming up, and it’s time to go get mine. But it starts tonight with Carmelo. Hey yo, Uce, between me and you, Big Jim is Him!” Jimmy heads out to the ring, will he prove he’s just as worthy of golden opportunities?
Jimmy Uso VS Carmelo Hayes!
SmackDown returns as Melo makes his entrance. Melo has a mic to tell Big Jim that he wants to get this straight. Roman’s in the Rumble, Jey’s got a world title match, and what’s Jimmy got? It just seems like Jimmy is living in the shadow of his brother who is living in the shadow of Roman Reigns. But for some reason, Jimmy’s taking shots at H1M? Then here’s a serious question: How can Jimmy take shots when he’s sitting on the bench? Do Melo a favor: Lace up those shoes real tight, Unc, because you’re about to see that Melo Don’t Miss. But then Jimmy TOSSES Melo into the ring! Jimmy borrows those sunglasses, then he fires haymakers!
The fans fire up as Jimmy pops, locks ‘n’ ROCKS Melo! Jimmy whips, but Melo avoids the superkick! Melo bails out, the fans boo, and Jimmy grins. Jimmy hurries after Melo but Melo HOTSHOTS Jimmy down! Melo storms in to CLOBBER Jimmy, and he stomps away at the ropes! The ref counts, teh fans boo, but Melo lets off at 4. Melo soaks up the heat, then he CHOPS Jimmy against ropes. Melo stalks Jimmy, CHOPS Jimmy in a corner, then brings him around for haymakers. Melo whips, Jimmy reverses, QUICK DRAW! Melo is in a corner, and the fans join Jimmy in chanting, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Melo dodges the hip attack!
Melo comes back, but Jimmy puts him on the apron. Jimmy UPPERCUTS Melo, Melo sputters, and Jimmy goes out to join him. Jimmy suplexes Melo onto the apron! Melo writhes, Jimmy refreshes the count, and then Jimmy builds speed! Jimmy DIVES, and Melo is sent into the desk! The fans fire up for Jimmy while SmackDown goes to break.
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.16.25
The Go Home for Genesis this Sunday! Let’s see what happens!
So Genesis is Sunday, followed by next week’s Live Episode of iMPACT! Let’s see exactly how we get to Genesis and not to bury the lead, the fact the WWE/TNA partnership was extended for a few years is very big news for TNA. More visibility for a nostalgic brand and the younger NXT wrestlers get more opportunities with potential sprinkles of a big name here or there (yes I only really mean AJ Styles, but that’s what we all want to see one more time).
Let’s get to the show and see if it’s a Go Home worth anything.
After her shocking appearance on @WWENXT, @mashaslamovich steps into the confessional with @WeAreRosemary…
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/Dw7ITswj28 pic.twitter.com/YSTXfJZw6X
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 17, 2025
Ratings:
- Trent Seven vs Leon Slater: Slater wins via Swanton 450 – *
- Fir$t Cla$$ vs Maniac Marines (Eric Young & Steve Maclin): EY wins via Macho Elbow – ** 3/4
- Laredo Kid vs Jake Something: Jakes wins via Avalanche Something Bomb – **
- The Hardys vs Ohio Versus Frankenstein (Sami Callihan & PCO): Hardys win via Crouton Bomb – ***
Results:
Trent Seven vs Leon Slater
British on British violence! I just appreciate that Trent’s theme is a down tuned remix of Seven Nation Army.
A little back and forth until Slater hits a Reverse Gamengiri, Trent tries to climb back to the apron after the powder, eats a Shotgun Kick. Trent dodges the dive, and Suplexes Leon down the steps at Center Stage. I feel like Slater over sold the spot, but I suppose using your surroundings is always interesting. Leon slides in at 9.5, Trent gets a little cocky and Leon hits two Flash Cradles for near falls, as Trent is reeling from the quick pinfall attempts he eats another Shotgun Kick for a near fall. Trent sells to the corner, eats a Jumping Bootwash, Leon perches Trent, goes for possibly a Spanish Fly but Trent turns it into an Avalanche Flowsion for two!
Bop and Bang, 7 Star Lariat, Piledriver with flourish and…still a two. Birminghammer attempt but Slater flips out of it, Crucifix pinfall for two, Uppercut by Trent and Birminghammer is hit! But Slater…kicks…out? He sells a Suplex where he slides down steps like death, but eats huge signature and finishing moves and kicks out. The psychology in this match is non-existent. Trent does the Finger Break, Leon sells away, hits another Shotgun Kick and Trent powders. X Plex gets reversed into a DDT from Slater. Trent powders off the Ramp, Leon goes to the entrance way runs and jumps off the ramp, then hits the Swanton 450.
Completely stupid match with spots that make no sense. All sizzle no steak, so dumb my IQ dropped 5 points.
The Elegance Clique have a “Pre-Launch Championship Celebration”. Tom Hannifan hates it, the crowd hates it, and the Personal Concierge uncovers a cardboard cut out with a Knockouts Title around their waists…and they are size accurate. Heather is like a My Size Barbie. Ash gives a very cringey speech where she thanks everyone except Heather, the Concierge passes the mic to Heather, Spitfire interrupts of course, and at least Dani cuts the promo to start so it’s tolerable. Yeah this is painfully bad cringe, as much as I didn’t mind the Ash gimmick to start with, this is lame. The only thing saving the segment is the crowd is hot for the the Elegance Clique getting their stuff ruined. So it was lame, but the crowd was into it and Ash sold the destruction of cardboard cut outs like Spitfire just murdered her puppy.
.@PCOisNotHuman and @TheSamiCallihan take on The Hardys! If they win, they’ll secure their spot in the TNA World Tag Team Title match at #TNAGenesis!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/Dw7ITswQRG pic.twitter.com/fO9P2F5d9d
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 17, 2025
Well the first 40 minutes of this show are making me wish for a stroke instead of watching this. So hopefully it picks up somewhere.
Fir$t Cla$$ vs Maniac Marines (Eric Young & Steve Maclin)
KC flips out of two of EY’s Back Body Drops and does his “First Class” taunt, so EY just slaps him upside the head and tags in Maclin to start beating on Navarro. I do really like KC’s work. He’s like WWE Lio Rush, but likable and talented. Maclin is beating the hell out of KC though, Lariats him out, goes for the SCUD, but AJ low bridges so Maclin crashes to the outside, KC hits the Tope con Hilo with blind tag so AJ is now legal and they start working over Maclin in the corner. Tennessee Whiskey, and there does seem to be a few First Class fans in the crowd.
Navarro is back in for the 305, quick tags though to keep Maclin eating offense. Splash into Big Boot into Assisted Splash while AJ leans on Maclin literally. KC starts picking on kids in the crowd near Judd Normand, he shoves the actor, the actor shoves him back and AJ comes over to mad dog the actor. Maclin takes advantage of the distraction and drops AJ on the way back in with an Olympic Slam, tags in EY and EY comes out hot. KC tags in, EY levels KC and they start messing around in the corner, AJ tries to break it up but eats a Busaiku Knee from Maclin and then a SCUD. EY manages to throw KC off the turnbuckle and then hit the Macho Elbow for the win.
After the match Eddie, Lish and Brian Myers stand at the entrance way to send a message but not cause any real chaos.
Josh Alexander and his two bitch boys come out to cut a promo on Santana or something. I am about as interested in this as I am in Norwegian Dog Sledding. Josh trying to say Santana is too hurt to go at Genesis when we all know this was filmed the same time like a month ago. You really can’t do doofus attempts a story when you’re promoting the first live episode in nearly a decade or something for next week. At least the match should be good because this build is lame, the jabronis are useless, “Bald Ass Head” is the big insult…sheeeesh.
Laredo Kid vs Jake Something
Well…someone has to win this match, so there’s that.
Nothing special start until Jake comes off the ropes and runs over Laredo sending him flying over the ropes onto the ramp. Jake panders to the crowd, Laredo tries to get something going but Jake steps on his foot to stop any Lucha things, and mollywops him. Jake runs him corner to corner until Laredo moves, strings a few moves together, tries to fly and then gets knocked out of the sky with a Forearm. Only a two count for Jake, but Laredo is definitely doing his best impression of a pinata so far in the match. Laredo gets a desperation Satellite DDT, misses his big attempt, but Jake misses the Spear in the corner, La Magistral gets a 2, a few bad spots from Laredo where it looks like he missed a Satellite Facebuster and sloppy Essex or Canadian Destroyer. Laredo goes to the top, Jake bear paw slap, goes up top and Avalanche Something Bomb for the win.
The Hardys vs Ohio Versus Frankenstein (Sami Callihan & PCO)
Before the Hardys intro, the 23 thing flashes a few times again. So at least they didn’t forget that.
Sami starts with Jeff and gets in a few early shots and goads Jeff with Hardys taunts, then all four get in, throw hands and we go to commercial. We come back from commercial to Matt Delete Turnbuckling Sami, and then Poetry In Motion the classic way! A few quick tags, but Sami eventually knocks down Matt, tags in PCO, Matt’s moves aren’t very effective, Jeff throws himself in too and they get their asses beat by PCO. PCO tags in Sami, Sami slaps around Matt, drags his face across the ropes, tags PCO back in and uses PCO as a battering ram into Matt’s chest. PCO keeps Matt in their corner, tags back in Sami, some simple tandem work and a short 2 count for Sami. Sami calls PCO back in and they’re formulating a tag move, they try the Double Back Drop, but Matt turns it into a Double DDT instead.
Jeff tries to fight them both off, Sami grabs Jeff, PCO goes for the Lariat, malfunction at the junction, Whisper in the Wind mostly hits PCO so Jeff Splashes Sami. Twist of Hate, Twist of Fate, Swanton Bomb from Jeff and the Hardy Boys win!
Before the obligatory contract signing on the Go Home before a PPV, Jordynne walks over to the announce table with the contract for her match with Tessa. Says she’ll leave it with them so she can’t miss it, but hey, “if she doesn’t show up at Genesis it wouldn’t be the first time”. That’s funny.
Joe starts the promo saying he has to win, but its on him to take the title from Nic. There’s an intensity, so it’s not all cornball jokes and shenanigans. That’s kinda nice to start with. Nic takes the babyface angle of “you’re not wrong but I don’t think you’re ready yet kid”. Then he plays the JBL clip from Bound for Glory. Nic tries to use the video to clear his name because Ryan got attacked too. Joe is about to poke a hole in the defense but then Hollywood Abyss Mokuba shows up. “MY BROTHER SETO” Ryan interferes, Nic tries to stop the stupidity but Ryan plows through is about to eat a Standing Ovation but Nic Superkicks Joe to save Mokuba. Nic does stand there as the crowd chants “kick your brother”, but Nic doesn’t pull the trigger but you can tell he’s contemplating.
OH! Sexy Tessy shows up, signs the contract but Jordynne was waiting for her and leaves Tessa laying with a Grace Driver and solid intensity. Okay most of the show was kinda mid but the ending was pretty solid.
Overall Score: 6.25/10
As I said at the very end, most of this show was mid…or mediocre for the older crowd. Indie Spotfest Dumbassery to kick off the show, a few segments that made me question if I was tasting pennies, a decent match with First Class, the stalled push never relevant squad match between Jake and Laredo, and at least the main event match was fun.
The video packages always feel lackluster because the only people really watching TNA currently are hardcore fans. I never really see too many people pull the whole “whoa first TNA episode in 11 years and I decided on the random Go Home instead of the first live episode since 2015”. See, this is why logic matters in booking. WWE gets to have the mentality of “it could be someone’s first time watching it” every week because they the biggest show in town. The name alone will garner random views or transient lapsed fans if they get a whiff of something. However when it comes down to TNA, people are only surprised its still alive.
Even with many questionable hours it wasn’t terrible. It did fine…plus like I just said, there’s opportunity for more random eyes thanks to the WWE merger AND a live episode next week. So the Go Home format won’t change, but hopefully the exposure gives us more congruent storylines.
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