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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (6/17/23)

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CM Punk is back!

AEW Collision makes its debut in Chicago, Illinois, and fittingly, it is the in-ring return of CM PUNK! Will he and FTR truly be Top Guys in AEW?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Wardlow VS Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage; Luchasaurus wins and becomes the new AEW TNT Champion.
  • Andrade El Idolo VS Buddy Matthews w/ Julia Hart; Andrade wins.
  • Miro VS Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling; Miro wins.
  • Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS The Outcasts; Skye & Willow win.
  • Six Man Tag: CM Punk & FTR VS Samoa Joe & Bullet Club Gold; CM Punk & FTR win.

PLAY BY PLAY

CM Punk is here!

Chicago goes nuts for their hometown hero as he makes his way out to the ring for the first time in NINE MONTHS! Punk has shoes hanging around his neck and a gym bag in hand. Punk gets a mic and sets the bag down. Fans continue to chant for him and he says, “I don’t know if you guys heard, but I’m tired of being nice. Gone ten months with a ruptured triceps tendon, torn straight off the bone. But I’m still here! And as long as I am, this is the professional wrestling business. It’s a business of grown-ups. This has never been a popularity contest. We all know I would’ve lost that a long time ago.

“So tonight, we’re gonna have a little conversation about the future, but first, I would like to have a little conversation about my past, which I don’t think is checkered. If you would’ve told 15-year-old me that you’re gonna sell out the Budokan, that you’re gonna sell out Madison Square Garden, that you’re gonna sell out multiple times over every single building in Chicago with a roof… Well, I’m not sure little Punker would’ve believed you. That’s because he didn’t experience what present me, standing here in front of all of you crazy bastards has experienced.” Chicago cheers for that!

Punk continues to say that he is tired of being nice. “Tell me when I’m telling lies!” He did all these things, he got here to this place, riding a wave, riding the backs of smart, passionate pro-wrestling fans like the ones here. And oh, he didn’t fit in somewhere more than he has here in pro-wrestling. He loves the fans because they love him! And you love him because he has never compromised! He has been unapologetic his entire career, he is him. And he couldn’t have done all of this without all of the fans. “But it seems there’re some people who hate me for the same reasons you all love me.” Fans boo that.

Punk says he understands that the sheer magnitude of himself makes others uncomfortable. He understands his mere presence makes people uncomfortable. That is because he is the truth, and the truth hurts. Punk points out a sing that says “CM Punk is my Hero.” You can call him that. This sign says “Pepsi Phil.” You can call him that. This other sign says “CM Junk.” Hell, call him that! Boo him, cheer him, love him, hate him, but you all do it because you know he’s right. Fans cheer as Punk says that David Zasloff calls him “One Bill Phil.” That’s cuz he is the one true genuine article in a business full of counterfeit bucks!

The fans chant his name, and Punk says “The King is back, baby.” And he has a lot to get off his chest. But here’s a question: Why would he change? This is what he was trained to be! He will always speak truth to power, be himself, and never compromise! And there are those who think they’re owed an apology. Fans boo that but Punk says he’s grown older and wiser. Sometimes it is better to be the bigger man. If you are here today, feeling you’re owed an apology, here it is. He is sorry… that the only people softer than you are the wrestlers you like. “Tell me when I’m telling lies!” Chicago definitely cheers that!

The last time we saw Punk with his triceps hanging down, he held up what is in this bag. And it isn’t because he deserved it, but because he earned it! And it isn’t his because he had the best dog~ collar~ match~, but because he WON that dog collar match! “Tell me when I’m telling lies!” THIS belongs to Punk until someone actually beats him for it! Punk then shows off the shoes. There are those out there who were praying to whatever god they believe in that he’d put these down in the middle of this ring and walk off into the sunset, never to be seen again. “But until there is somebody in this company that can fill these boots, they belong on MY feet! Tell me when I’m telling lies!”

Punk drops the mic, having called out just about everyone on his hit list. Will the Best in the World continue to prove he’s just that? Or will that end already in tonight’s main event?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Wardlow VS Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage!

The Maestro of Mayhem knew this was far from over, but he didn’t think the Right Hand of Captain Charisma would go after The Enforcer and his son. Will Luchasaurus bring an end to Wardlow’s World? Or will Wardlow avenge Arn & Brock with a Powerbomb Symphony?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and as the song says, this is war!

The bell rings, the two tie up, and then break. And then they  tie up again, and Wardlow shoves Luchasaurus away. Fans rally for Wardlow as he RAMS Luchasaurus, but Luchasaurus RAMS him back! They RAM again, then Wardlow DROPKICKS Luchasaurus outta the ring! Fans fire up and Luchasaurus storms back up but Christian has him settle down first. Christian coaches Luchasaurus, but Wardlow goes out after them! Wardlow fires haymakers, then SMACKS Luchasaurus off the apron! Wardlow chases after Christian but Christian hides under the ring! Wardlow drags him back out!

Luchasaurus rushes in but Wardlow dodges! Christian scurries away while Wardlow knees Luchasaurus low! Wardlow CLUBS Luchasaurus, follows him along the way and puts him in the ring. But Christian slithers up and sneaks behind Wardlow. Wardlow box jumps but Christian anchors a leg! Luchasaurus BOOTS Wardlow down! Fans boo but Luchasaurus goes out after Wardlow. Christian directs him, and Luchasaurus RAMS Wardlow into steel steps! Luchasaurus drags Wardlow up, puts him in, and then covers, ONE! Luchasaurus puts Wardlow in a corner and CLUBS him in the chest!

Luchasaurus stalks Wardlow to a corner but Wardlow fires off hands! Luchasaurus rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands but Luchasaurus fires off hands! Luchasaurus whips corner to corner, runs in and BOOTS Wardlow down! Fans boo but Luchasaurus soaks it all up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Luchasaurus drags Wardlow up, scoops and SLAMS him, then covers, TWO! Luchasaurus sits Wardlow up for a neck wrench. Wardlow endures, fights up to his feet, and he throws body shots. Luchasaurus CLUBS Wardlow down! And then he CHOKES Wardlow! The ref reprimands and counts, Luchasaurus lets off at 4. Then he KICKS Wardlow in the back! Luchasaurus drags Wardlow up to CLUB him back down! But Wardlow throws body shots! Luchasaurus CLUBS him back down again! Luchasaurus sits Wardlow up, throws crossface forearms, and then KICKS him against ropes! Luchasaurus pushes Wardlow against the ropes, but Wardlow powers up!

Wardlow pushes back, throws elbows, but Luchasaurus ROCKS him! And CLUBS him! And hauls him up, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus keeps on Wardlow with another neck wrench, but Wardlow endures. Luchasaurus stands over Wardlow with the neck wrench, and Collision returns to single picture. Fans rally, Wardlow fights up, and he Electric Chair Lifts Luchasaurus! Fans fire up as Wardlow walks around, and then SLAMS Luchasaurus down! Fans fire up while both behemoths are down and Christian is freaking out! Luchasaurus crawls to a corner and Wardlow to the other.

Wardlow and Luchasaurus run in, but Wardlow LARIATS Luchasaurus! And again! And then RAMS him into a corner to RAM him again and again! Wardlow fires uppercuts, then whips. Luchasaurus reverses, Wardlow goes up and over to RAM into Luchasaurus! Wardlow hauls Luchasaurus up to SPINEBUSTER! Shoutout to Arn! Wardlow then goes to a corner and climbs up! Fans fire up as Wardlow aims, but Christian distracts him! Luchasaurus gets up to hit the ropes! Wardlow drops onto his war dog! Luchasaurus choke grips Wardlow, SUPER CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Wardlow survives and Christian can’t believe it!

Fans rally but Luchasaurus watches Wardlow rise. Choke grip, but Wardlow powers it away! Fans fire up but Luchasaurus grabs Wardlow with the other hand! Wardlow BITES that finger! Just like Arn! The ref reprimands, Christian protests, but Wardlow choke grips! Luchasaurus ELBOWS free, but Wardlow HEADBUTTS! Wardlow winds up but into a HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus runs but into a LARIAT from Wardlow! Fans are thunderous as Wardlow says it’s time! Wardlow hauls Luchasaurus up, reels him in, but Christian distracts again! The ref reprimands, and Wardlow still hits the POWERBOMB!

But that’s not all! Wardlow if fired up and Christian is freaking out! Wardlow paces, and Christian has a chair! The ref tells him now, so Christian throws the chair down. Wardlow brings Luchasaurus up, but Luchasaurus choke grips! CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Wardlow survives again and fans are thunderous! Luchasaurus vows to end this, and he gets Wardlow up. But Wardlow slips around to gut wrench! And POWERSLAM! Wardlow snarls and goes to a corner to climb up top! Fans are thunderous for the SWANTON BOMB!! But Wardlow isn’t done there, he just brings down the straps!

But Christian storms up the steps! Wardlow runs him off, but Luchasaurus runs in! But Wardlow sends him into buckles! Wardlow climbs up to rain down fists, but Luchasaurus YANKS Wardlow into buckles while getting away! Luchasaurus distracts the ref as Christian SMACKS Wardlow with a camera!! Luchasaurus CLOBBERS Wardlow!! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!!

Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)

And Christian grabs the belt to celebrate like he won! Granted, he did give the assist, but Luchasaurus is still the name that’s going on the belt. Luchasaurus still hoists Christian up so they can celebrate together, but will the war with Wardlow only continue?

 

Backstage interview with “Powerhouse” Hobbs & QT Marshall.

Lexi Nair says that for weeks, there has been talk about Hobbs wrestling on Collision, and yet he has no match. QT says they never said the word “wrestle.” They said Hobbs would be here, and here he is. Hobbs doesn’t share the spotlight, but there is a QTV exclusive for you. “Powerhouse” Hobbs will be and will win the Owen Hart Cup. Hobbs says that when the press release for Collision dropped, whose name was front and center? Hobbs. Exactly! He is the face of TNT. And there is a new chapter int he Book of Hobbs, and it is about redemption. it is about Hobbs on top of the hill, wearing gold, winning the Owen Hart tournament, and taking what’s his.

QT says now you’ve made the champ mad. Will Hobbs be the 2023 King of Harts?

 

Andrade El Idolo VS Buddy Matthews!

Tonight’s debut episode seems to be all about returns, as La Faccion Ingobernable’s founding member is back! Will he make Collision tranquilo? Or will the Aussie Juggernaut prove the House always wins?

Fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” for Andrade and the bell rings. Andrade and Buddy stare down, circle, and the two tie up. Buddy headlocks, Andrade powers out, but Buddy RAMS shoulders. Andrade smirks as he shrugs that off. They circle again, tie up, and Andrade headlocks. Buddy powers out and they RAM shoulders again. Buddy brushes that off but Andrade shoves him! Buddy headlocks for a takeover but Andrade headscissors. Buddy kips free, Andrade hits a headlock takeover but Buddy headscissors. Andrade kips free, and fans fire up as the two stand off. Andrade soaks it up and the two reset.

Andrade and Buddy approach, but Andrade blocks a kick! Andrade headlocks, Buddy powers out but Andrade runs him over! Things speed up, Buddy hurdles and bypasses to throw Andrade at the ropes, but Andrade goes Spider-Man! Fans cheer as Andrade tranquilos in the ropes! Buddy runs in but Andrade drops to dump him out! Andrade WRECKS Buddy with a dropkick and Julia is upset. Julia touches Andrade’s mask but he tells her to stop that. Julia backs off but Buddy rushes up. Andrade ELBOWS Buddy away! And then BOOTS him! Buddy flops to the floor, and Andrade takes aim. Andrade runs and handsprings to MOONSAULT!

Fans fire up as Andrade takes Buddy down! Andrade puts Buddy in but Buddy bails out the side. Andrade pursues, but Buddy POSTS Andrade! And then TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! Fans fire up while Buddy fetches Andrade. But Andrade SMACKS Buddy off the timekeeper’s table! Andrade then climbs up to jump and FLYING RANA Buddy into the barriers! Fans fire up but that wasn’t the cleanest for Andrade. Andrade drags Buddy up, puts him in, and covers, TWO! Buddy is still in this but Andrade keeps cool. Andrade puts Buddy in a drop zone then climbs, but Buddy goes to the apron.

Buddy rushes up to get Andrade, but Andrade SMACKS Buddy off buckles! But Buddy YANKS Andrade into the corner! And then SHOVES him off! Andrade hits barriers on the way down! Buddy puts Andrade in, climbs up top, and then METEORA! Fans fire up but Buddy clutches a leg. Buddy crawls to the cover, TWO!! Andrade is still in this as Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref checks both men, Andrade holding an arm and Buddy holding a leg. Buddy wants after Andrade but the ref has him stay back. Buddy sits to rest the bad leg. He is upset and the medic checks him. The ref also has a medic check Andrade to be safe. Both men are okay to continue, as beat up as they are, and Buddy stands up. Andrade also stands up, and the fans cheer as this match is still on! And they both throw fast hands! Andrade kicks the bad leg! Andrade says he’s smarter than Buddy, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Andrade is down on the outside. The ring count climbs, and Andrade writhes while Julia watches. Andrade stands up at 7 of 10, gets in at 8, and fans cheer him on! Buddy scuffs Andrade, taunts him, but Andrade eggs Buddy on. So Buddy BOOTS Andrade into a corner! Andrade huffs and puffs and gets up, but Buddy kicks him back down. Fans rally, Buddy gives more toying kicks, but Andrade gets that leg to DRAGON SCREW it! And then he gets the leg again, to DRAGON SCREW again! Buddy hobbles, Andrade hits a third DRAGON SCREW! Buddy hobbles, Andrade runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and CLOBBERS Buddy!

Fans fire up while both men are back down! Andrade kips up! His legs are both just fine, and he gets Buddy’s bad one! Andrade steps through but Buddy boots him away! So Andrade goes up! MOONSAULT, and Andrade lands on his feet as Buddy moves to MOONSAULT again! Cover, TWO!! Buddy survives but Andrade is too sore to be upset. Fans rally up as both men stir. They both rise, Andrade drags Buddy up and reels him in. Andrade gives some Latino Heat but Buddy wrenches and whips! Andrade goes out, shoulders in, but into a DRAPING DDT!! Buddy pushes Andrade to a cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up as Andrade is still in this! Buddy hobbles around, he goes to the apron, and Buddy climbs up a corner. But Andrade runs in to CHOP! Andrade ROCKS Buddy with a forearm, climbs up after him, and brings him up. Buddy throws body shots! Buddy CLUBS Andrade, goes up and over, but the bad leg stops the sunset flip! But Buddy still tucks Andrade in, CHEEKY NANDOS! And another CHEEKY NANDOS, before the POWER- NO, the leg gives up again! Andrade boot feints and ELBOWS!! Buddy falls back into a corner while fans are thunderous! Andrade fires up, runs corner to corner, but into a SHOTGUN BOOT from Buddy!!

Buddy crawls to the cover, TWO?!?! Andrade is still alive and Julia is furious. “This is Awesome!” as Buddy rises and gets the legs. PRISM TRAP!! Buddy shouts out The Eradicator as he tortures Andrade, but Andrade rolls to POST Buddy! Andrade then trips Buddy to get the FIGURE FOUR! Buddy endures as Andrade thrashes around, he drags Andrade along, but then Andrade BRIDGES! FIGURE EIGHT!!! Shoutout to The Queen! Buddy TAPS, Andrade wins!!

Winner: Andrade El Idolo, by submission

A victorious return for Andrade! He goes to show Buddy respect by helping him up, but Buddy shoves him away! Fans boo but Andrade still offers a handshake. Fans cheer “SI! SI! SI!” but Buddy isn’t sure. Buddy stands, hobbles forward, and Julia shakes her head. But then the lights go out! And when the lights come back up, THE HOUSE OF BLACK is here!! Andrade turns around to see Brody King & Malakai Black! Malakai looks to Brody, and Brody runs in, DISCUS LARIAT!! No respect or mercy shown to Andrade, and Malakai says, “It’s good to see you, old friend.” The lights go out, and the House leaves, but will Andrade be seeing them again soon?

 

Scorpio Sky speaks.

“I’ve been watching, I’ve been waiting, for the perfect opportunity… The future and present of All Elite Wrestling. Nobody can beat me, I’m on another level.” The Closer returns next week, will he prove he is still THE Face of the Revolution?

 

The Varsity Athletes are in the ring.

Tony Nese has Mark Sterling with him as he tells Chicago to listen up. “Being that I am a personal trainer, I cannot sit in the back another minute when all I see on my screen is a crowd full of the fattest, most disgusting trash that Chicago has to offer!” Fans boo but Nese yes, boo that you are all fat. But he has good news! He has decided to shut the show down so that we can ALL do group training! So everyone, stand up! On your feet! Put the deep dish down, we all know New York pizza is better. Everyone, reach as high as you can, we’re starting with stretches. Touch your toes! Wait! The horn blares, here comes The Redeemer!

Miro VS Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling!

Another return for this historic Collision debut! Andrade was successful, will Miro do even better against the Premier Personal Trainer?

The bell rings and Nese talks trash on Miro while fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” again. Miro storms up on Nese but Nese bails out. Nese does jumping jacks but Miro goes out after him. Nese runs away, goes up to the apron, and then eggs Miro on. Miro rushes in but Nese cartwheels away, and then comes back to CHOP! Miro doesn’t flinch!! Nese runs into the ring, stomps Miro as he gets in, but Miro powers Nese to a corner to fire off fast hands! The ref counts, fans fire up, but Miro stomps away! Miro stops only when he wants to, and the fans are thunderous again. Miro whips corner to corner, Nese bounces off buckles, into a LARIAT!

Miro smirks as he looms over Nese. Miro then drags Nese up onto the ropes, and the fans fire up more as he gives Nese BEATS OF THE WAR DRUM! A shout out to Sheamy, but Nese HOTSHOTS Miro back! Nese gets in to BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Miro staggers rather than falls, but Nese still goes to the corner. Nese leaps, but into Miro’s arms! Miro carries Nese around to FALL AWAY SLAM! The fans are thunderous again and Miro aims from a corner. Miro stomps the mat, but Sterling gets on the apron. Sterling shouts at Miro, but Miro DECKS him! Nese KNEES Miro in the back, rolls him and SOBATS!

Nese runs in to fire haymakers, but Miro just eggs him on! Miro stands and Nese runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Miro catches the crossbody! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Fans are electric and Miro looks to Heaven. Miro stomps around again, runs in, MACHKA KICK! And that’s not all! Fans shout along, “GAME! OVER!!” Miro stomps Nese, GAME OVER CAMEL CLUTCH!! Nese verbally quits, Miro wins!

Winner: Miro, by submission

Miro again looks to Heaven, is God pleased with his creation? Who else must Miro “redeem” to become a champion again?

 

Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS The Outcasts!

Another of Chicago’s hometown heroes is here, having just been cheated out of the AEW Women’s World Championship. The NJPW Strong Women’s Champion saved her from the extracurriculars after that match, will Skye & Willow humble Ruby Soho & Toni Storm? Or will The Outcasts continue to do what they want to who they want?

Willow & Skye having matching gear, same as the Outcasts. But The Outcasts attack as soon as they get in the ring! Fans boo as they kick Skye & Willow out of the ring. Ruby goes after the friend she betrayed in Willow while Storm CHOPS Skye, starting where they left off from Dynamite. Storm snap suplexes Skye to the floor, then gets in Mama Skye’s face, just like Dynamite! But unlike Dynamite, Mama Skye SLAPS back! And she SLAPS Ruby, too! And Willow POUNCES Ruby into barriers! And Skye RANAS Storm away! Fans fire up while Willow puts Ruby in the ring. The bell rings and this is on record!

Willow runs in at Ruby in the corner to back body block! And clothesline! And snapmare, to then BOOT Ruby down! Willow then SPLASHES, covers, TWO! Ruby sputters, reaches out, but Willow brings her around to scoop. Ruby slips free, whips, but Willow reverses to CHOP! Willow short arm LARIATS, then drags Ruby up to short arm LARIAT again! Willow tries again but Ruby gets around to shove. Storm gets a cheap shot in! The ref misses it, and Ruby hits an STO! Ruby rains down fists, fans boo, but Ruby lets off to bring Willow over as Collision goes picture in picture.

Ruby dribbles Willow off buckles, tags in Storm, and they both dig in boots! The ref counts, The Outcasts let off, and Storm CLUBS away on Willow! Storm bends Willow back in a chinlock stretch! Willow endures, fights with elbows, but Storm stomps her down! Storm drags Willow up, but Willow throws body shots. Storm knees low, and puts Willow on ropes to CHOKE with both knees in the back! The ref counts, Storm lets off, and Ruby gets a cheap shot! Skye protests, but Storm just digs her knees in again. Storm drags Willow up, puts her in the corner, and tags Ruby. Ruby stomps a mudhole into Willow, but stops as the ref counts.

Ruby drags Willow around to CHOKE her on the ropes! The ref counts, Ruby lets off again, and she argues with the ref. Willow crawls as Skye reaches out but Ruby intercepts. But Willow rolls Ruby up! TWO, and Ruby ELBOWS Willow down! Cover, TWO! Willow is hanging tough but Ruby whips her to the corner. Tag to Storm, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Willow blocks a suplex. Willow then throws body shots, but Ruby throws forearms! Willow returns them, then traps Ruby’s arms! Willow shoves Ruby to then LARIAT her down! Fans fire up as Willow crawls for the corner! Ruby also crawls, hot tags to Storm and Skye! Chicago fires up for Skye as she fires off on Storm! Skye whips, Storm reverses but Skye tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Storm flounders up, Skye runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare and SUPER- NO, Storm blocks, but the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE connects! Fans fire up with Skye and she runs in at the corner.

Storm puts Skye on the apron but Skye ROCKS her first! Skye then climbs and leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, Ruby breaks it! Willow runs in to get Ruby and whip, to a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up but Storm SHOTGUNS Willow down! Skye superkicks but Storm blocks again! Trip and tie up, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Skye endures as Storm has it deep! Skye crawls, reaches out, powers her way forward, and fans rally for her! Skye gets the ROPEBREAK!! Storm lets off in frustration but she drags Skye up. Skye trips her! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Tag to Willow, and she swings, but into a waistlock! Willow fights the lift and switches!

Willow picks Storm up for an ANGLE SLAM!! Fans are thunderous as Willow brings down the straps! Willow drags Storm up, reels her in, but Ruby slithers in! Skye protests but this distracts the ref as Ruby wrenches Willow’s arm! NO FUTURE KICK!! Willow wobbles but Skye sneaks a tag! Skye runs in but into a GERMAN SUPLEX from Storm! Storm WRECKS Willow, then aims at the corner! Kiss this! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Tag to Ruby and Storm feeds Skye to a BIG forearm! Ruby holds Skye up and Storm has the spray paint! But Willow runs in to get Storm by her hair! Storm sprays wild and it gets RUBY in the face!!

Storm turns around, Willow TOSSES the paint, free souvenir! And then fireman’s carry to a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Ruby staggers around and Skye runs in, CODE BLUE!!! Cover, Skye & Willow win!

Winners: Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

A huge win for the hometown hero and her good pal! Will this lead Skye to another shot at Storm’s gold?

 

Ricky Starks speaks.

“Absolute Ricky Starks is now officially in the Owen Hart Cup tournament, and I’m here to let you know that I am going to become the next winner. Last year, we had Adam Cole. This year, we’re gonna have Ricky Starks go and take it all the way. And what better place to do that than in Canada? It is an honor and a privilege for me to represent Owen Hart. The way I see it, this tournament is absolutely meant for me.” Will Starks make it through the field to be the next King of Harts?

 

Jeff Jarrett speaks.

“The match is made! The Last Outlaw, Jeff Jarrett VS Mark Briscoe, Concession Stand Brawl. 46 years to the day The Last Outlaw’s family created the first-ever Concession Stand Brawl. Tupelo, Mississippi put hardcore wrestling on the map! This week, when I get you in the ring, it’s not gonna be a wrestling match. No Karen! No Sonjay! No Jay Lethal! No Satnam! Mark, I played the long game, and the Last Outlaw never loses the long game. Mark, I’m kicking your ass.”

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

And he wants to fire the party up! He introduces Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed! Chicago fires up as Platinum Max has a track on deck! “Acclaimed in the house, the scissorin’ aficionados. Damn it feels good to be here in Chicago. Platinum in living color, it’s the cavalry. It’s the People’s Choice, the Cult of Musicality! This is our town, it’s so obvious! We stole more hearts than Trump did documents. And tomorrow is a holiday, everybody tell Daddy Ass ‘Happy Father’s Day’!” Fans cheer for Billy, and Bowens gets the mic to say, “CHIIICAGOOOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!” And he does!

Schiavone says there’s nothing like being in the ring for this. And gotta say, Billy looks marvelous in that all pink outfit with scissors on it. Fans cheer and Billy says that’s for him and The Acclaimed. But Schiavone’s right, tonight is a special occasion, so Billy went and got himself a new scissor outfit. What does everyone think? The fans cheer, and Billy wants everyone to know this is his Scissor Me outfit. But the last couple weeks have been rather straining and the Trios Championships are still not out of the picture. They’re just about to get back on track!

Fans like the sound of that, and Bowens says that’s right! They will have plenty of time because AEW now stands for two different things. One: Acclaimed Every Wednesday. Two: Acclaimed Every WEEKEND! Fans cheer, and Bowens says that since they love Chicago so much, they’re sticking around for Dynamite this week! In closing, they wanted to make some history with the first-ever Collision Scissor! They figured they’d do it in the Scissor City of Chicago! The city where Daddy Ass was born! The city that MADE The Acclaimed the People’s Choice! So right here, right now, we scissor because in Chicago, EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!!

Fans fire up as Caster even gets Schiavone to join in! GROUP SCISSOR~! Now this episode is truly historic! But will Caster, Bowens & Billy get another shot at The House of Black?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Chris Jericho told Sammy Guevara they’d reunite as Le Sex Gods, but it’s not just in a tag match! It will be a TRIOS Match, as The Wizard brings in The Meanest Man in the World, MINORU SUZUKI!! They’re taking on the air force of Action Andretti, Darius Martin & AR Fox, will Le Strong Style Gods prevail? And as Kris Statlander told Taya Valkyrie on Rampage, they’re fighting for the TBS Championship! Will the Galaxy’s Greatest show La Wera Loca who is really worthy of this title?

And just as Orange Cassidy told Zack Sabre Jr. & Daniel Garcia, Katsuyori Shibata is in on their tag match! Will the AEW International & ROH Pure Champions be able to break down the NJPW World Television Champion and Dragonslayer? And then, to determine challengers for the AEW World Tag Team Championships, Dynamite kicks off a BLIND ELIMINATOR TOURNAMENT! No one knows who is facing who, so who will be the last team standing to face FTR?

 

Six Man Tag: CM Punk & FTR VS Samoa Joe & Bullet Club Gold!

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is here! The Best in the World teams with the AEW World Tag Team Champions to take on enemies old and new. Will #CMFTR truly be the Top Guys in AEW? Or will the ROH World Television Champion, “Rock Hard” Juice Robinson & the Switchblade, Jay White ruin Punk’s homecoming?

The trios sort out and fans are thunderous already for “CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” but it’s Dax Harwood starting against White. The two circle, tie up, and Dax powers White to a corner. White complains, the ref has Dax back off, and then White uses the ropes for defense. White complains his nose was pulled but the fans start chanting for “C M FTR! C M FTR!” White storms up but Dax headlocks first. White powers out but Dax runs him over! Things keep moving, Dax gets out of the scoop to O’Conner roll! TWO, and Dax comes back, into a CHOP! White CHOPS Dax in the corner, then stalks him to the other corner, for another CHOP!

White taunts Dax, smothers him in the corner, then CHOPS! Dax turns things around to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! White sits down and crawls but Dax is on him. Dax whips, then back drops! White flounders, Dax runs in corner to corner and clotheslines! Dax then whips corner to corner to clothesline again! And then back the other way but he blocks a boot! Dax reels White in but White throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Dax LARIATS in return! Dax gest the legs but White flounders and flails to the ROPEBREAK! Dax lets go, White bails out and Juice calms him down. The ring count starts but White takes his time.

White gets in at 4 of 10, then tags Juice. Juice and Dax circle, but they’re both wary of their opponent’s teammates. Juice then sucker punches Dax! Juice fires off, has Dax in a corner for more shots, but Dax CHOPS in return! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax whips, tags Cash, and Cash DROPKICKS Juice! And DROPKICKS White! Joe steps in, and Cash thinks twice. But he clotheslines Juice, and CHOPS him in the corner! Juice goes between the ropes while shouting in pain. The ref has Cash stay back, but Juice rushes in to headlock. Cash powers out, runs and blocks an elbow to a backslide, TWO!

Juice hurries but Cash headlocks. Juice powers out but Cash runs him over! Cash runs but into a scoop and SLAM! Juice blows snot on Cash and Joe is amused. Fans boo but Juice drags Cash up. Cash whips him away but Juice runs him over! Things speed up, Juice runs Cash over again! They keep moving, Cash hoists Juice up in a trophy lift! And PRESS SLAMS him down! Cash tags Dax, FTR coordinate, and Dax even tags Punk in! Chicago erupts as Punk & Dax double suplex Juice up to Cash, for a SUPER POWERSLAM! Punk coves, TWO!! Juice survives, but his team didn’t even try to save him!

Fans rally for Punk, and Punk says night-night! Punk drags Juice up to fireman’s carry but Juice flails free! Juice gets away but Punk says it was that close. But then Joe tags in! Fans erupt again as these two old rivals finally meet again! Punk and Joe talk some trash, they tie up, and then Joe puts Punk in a corner. The ref counts as Joe smothers Punk, and then Joe CHOPS Punk! Joe talks trash, and he CHOPS Punk again! And again! Joe HEADBUTTS Punk, but Punk CHOPS back! Joe just frowns at Punk. Punk headlocks and holds tight as Joe tries to power out. Punk grinds the hold, but Joe fights up again.

Joe powers up but can’t get free as Punk holds tight. Fans rally, Joe lifts Punk but Punk uses that for a flying takeover as Collision goes picture in picture!

Punk shifts from headlock to chinlock and he grinds Joe down. Joe endures, fights around, but Punk CHOPS him! Punk snapmares to CHOP and KICK, and then running KNEE DROP! Punk flexes and fans fire up as he drags Joe up. Punk CHOPS Joe, tags in Dax, and they wrench the arm to kick it. Dax wrenches the arm again, whips, but Joe blocks! Dax CHOPS again, but Joe just frowns. Joe breaks the wristlock to CHOP Dax! Dax wobbles but stays up, and he CHOPS back! Joe smirks and CHOPS again! Dax staggers to ropes but he grins! Dax comes back to CHOP! joe gives Dax Kawada Kicks!

Dax tells Joe to hit him for real, so Joe CHOPS! And CHOPS! And Kawada Kicks! But Dax CHOPS! Joe CHOPS! Dax CHOPS! Joe CHOPS, Dax runs to LARIAT! Joe stays up but he sputters. Dax runs again but Joe LARIATS! Juice loves that one, and White offers a tag. Joe tags White and White covers, TWO!! Dax is still in this but White covers again, TWO! White keeps on Dax and CHOKES him! The ref counts, White lets off at 4 and Dax ends up on ropes. White taunts Cash & Punk, the ref keeps them back, and Juice gets a cheap shot! White stomps Dax, then brings him around to bump off buckles!

Tag to Juice, and Bullet Club Gold mugs Dax. Juice RAMS into Dax again and again until the ref counts 4. Juice pushes Dax to an open corner as Collision returns. Juice whips Dax corner to corner hard and Dax bounces off buckles! Cover, TWO! Juice drags Dax up, cravats for a neck wrench, then snapmares into a chinlock. Fans rally, Dax fights up, and he throws body shots. Dax ROCKS Juice with a right, runs, but Juice DECKS Dax! Juice stands on Dax’s head and he tags in Joe. Joe paces, the ref counts, and Juice steps out at 4. Joe drags Dax, JABS him, JABS and JABS and JABS, and fires off in the corner!

Joe throws fast hands, the ref counts but Joe stomps a mudhole! Fans cheer as Joe lets off to taunt Punk. Punk shrugs it off, but Joe drags Dax up to wrench an arm. Joe tags White while fans tell off someone for their anti-Punk sign. White stomps Dax, then CHOPS! Tag to Juice and Juice climbs to AX HANDLE Dax! Juice fires up but fans are torn. Juice stands Dax up, suplexes, but Dax slips free! Dax GERMAN SUPLEX! And a high one! Both men are down and the fans rally as they crawl. Hot tag to Cash! Cash rallies on Juice with big clotheslines! Cash KNEES White, spins Juice around to UPPERCUT!

Cash UPPERCUTS in a corner, then whips Juice corner to corner. Juice reverses but Cash goes up and over and sunset flips, TWO!! Juice escapes and runs in, but into buckles! Cash climbs up to rain down fists! Fans count along and Cash goes all the way to TEN! Cash then headlocks, but Juice powers out! Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges and catches the hurdle to a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Cash drags Juice up, tag to Punk! Fans erupt again as Punk climbs and Cash hits Juice with a BACKBREAKER! Punk adds his ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!! Juice survives but Punk keeps his cool as he drags Juice back up.

Punk scoops Juice to BACKBREAKER, and he tags Cash back in. Cash springboards to leg drop! Cover as Collision goes picture in picture, TWO!

Juice bails out of the ring but the ref has Cash stay back. Cash waits and the ring count climbs but Juice crawls around. Juice gets up at 5 of 10 and Cash WRECKS him with a dropkick! Cash SMACKS Juice off the apron, then CHOPS him! Cash brings Juice around but Juice whips Cash into barriers! Juice catches his breath while Cash crawls. White sneaks up, Dax goes to intercept but the ref stops Dax, so White RAMS Cash into more barriers! Juice gets in the ring and White puts Cash in the ring. Tag to Joe and Juice holds Cash down so Joe can stomp Cash in the back! Joe sits Cash up and clamps on a neck wrench.

Cash endures and Punk coaches him up. Cash fights up to his feet, throws hands, then runs, but into an ELBOW! Joe looms over Cash, stalks him to ropes, then tags in White. White drags Cash around to a HALF CRAB! Cash endures as White sits deep! Collision returns to single picture as White taunts Dax & Punk. Cash still fights around, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! White lets go, but then pulls on the leg again! The ref counts, White lets off at 4, and he shouts to the ref to watch as he tags in Juice. Juice drags Cash up to scoop and SLAM! And then SENTON! Cover, Dax breaks it! Juice complains, but he keeps Cash down with a rear bearhug.

Cash endures, fans rally, and Cash fights up. Cash reaches out, Juice brings him away from the corner, for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Juice keeps Cash down with another bearhug, but Cash endures again. Juice shifts to get an arm, and he whips Cash hard into a corner! Cash falls, tag to Joe, and he drags Cash up for fast hands! Joe whips corner to corner, runs in and back body blocks, then PELE! Cover, but Punk breaks it! Fans fire up as Punk and Joe jaw at each other! Joe tags out to White and White puts Cash in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! But Cash CHOPS back! White CHOP BLOCKS a leg!

White GROUND DRAGON SCREWS that leg, tags in Juice, and Juice taunts Cash. Cash kicks at Juice but Juice brings Cash up. Back suplex, but Cash lands on his feet! Cash hits a BIG back suplex on Juice now! Fans fire up again as both men are down. Cash and Juice crawl, hot tag to White and he drags Cash back! But Cash hops up, reaches out, but is still fingertips away! Cash hops and hops, and then LEAPS, hot tag to Punk!! Fans erupt yet again as Punk rallies on BCG! Scoop SLAM for White! Scoop SLAM for Juice! Punk dodges White to CALF KICK! Punk spins Juice for a NECKBREAKER!

White rushes in, Punk spins and wrenches him but White wrenches back, but Punk wrenches again to SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Fans are thunderous and Punk stares Joe down. But Punk SHINING WIZARDS Juice, then SHINING WIZARDS White! Then BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! Fans are electric as Punk again says night-night! Fireman’s carry for White, but White rakes eyes! White claws Punk and wrenches him around, even as the ref reprimands. White aims a finger gun, but Punk ROUNDHOUSES White! Fans are thunderous for “CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” as he goes up a corner.

Punk aims, but White distracts the ref and Juice trips Punk up! There’s the CM Junk! Punk flops to the mat and fans boo. Dax protests but White still drags Punk up and clinches, URENAGE!! Cover, TWO!! White grabs Punk’s arm, aims his finger gun, and then clinches again, BLADE- NO, Punk slips free to PEPSI TWIST!! Fans rally, hot tag to Dax! Dax drags White up, brings him over to the corner and hoists him up. Dax CHOPS and CHOPS then tags Cash. Cash tags Punk then goes up the adjacent corner, Dax SUPERPLEXES! Cash SPLASHES! Then Punk MACHO ELBOWS!! Power, Glory and a little extra!

FTR coordinate, ALLEY-OOP PLANCHA to take out Joe! Punk covers White, but Juice barrels through Dax to break it! Fans are torn between boos and “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” White crawls, hot tag to Joe! Fans are electric again as Joe ROCKS Punk with big forearms! Punk JABS, Joe JABS, they go back and forth! Joe gest the edge but Punk gives it all back! Punk CHOSP, White gets in to sucker punch Punk! Joe & BCG just m ug Punk, but FTR gets back in! FTR TOSSES BCG, and Joe drags Punk back up. Dax suplexes White to the floor while Joe whips Punk to a corner. Joe runs in but only gets buckles! SHINING WIZARD!

Punk has Joe on wobbly legs, and he fireman’s carries!? NO, Joe slips off to COQUINA CLUTCH!! Punk flails but he’s fading! Dax hurries in but White gets him for a SLEEPER of his own! Juice does the same to Cash on the other side! Punk drops to a knee, and then Joe gets the body scissors! But Cash TORNADO DDTS Juice! Dax drags White along as a backpack, White slips off, but Cash SPEARS him down!! Dax CLOBBERS Joe to save Punk!! Fans are electric again while Joe is furious! Joe tags Juice, Juice hurries to get Punk up! JUICE IS- NO, it’s not loose! ROUNDHOUSE! FTR returns to hit BIG RIG!!

Punk fireman’s carries Juice to GO TO SLEEP!! Cover, CMFTR wins!!

Winners: CM Punk & FTR, by pinfall

Now that was a Collision! The Best in the World and his good friends stand tall as one! But as Punk said to start the night, he has a mission to reestablish himself in the world of professional wrestling. When and where will Punk reach that mountaintop?


My Thoughts:

A great start to AEW Collision, though opening with quite the divisive and controversial return promo from Punk. Positive point: Punk clearly has his copy of the AEW World Championship in that bag since he never truly lost the belt, and we could get MJF VS Punk at like All Out to name an Undisputed AEW World Champion. Negative point: Punk clearly got away with some veiled shoot comments on The Elite, namely the Young Bucks. Wrestling Kayfabe Punk > Shootin’ from the Hip Punk, but as Punk basically said in his promo, he is both at the same time, take it or leave it.

But the main event Six Man was still awesome stuff, and it went just as I expected. FTR did most of the work, but Punk got to finish things off, big win for Punk’s return and we’ll wait and see who his first feud is with. But Punk isn’t the only star on Collision, we got great stuff from Andrade and Miro. Andrade VS Buddy might’ve been going a bit too hard, as that concern for Andrade’s arm might’ve been as much shoot as anything. Maybe we get LFI VS House of Black after that ending? And while I groaned seeing Nese bring his “Stop being fat losers, you fat losers!” thing from ROH to here, Miro got to demolish him so that was good stuff, too.

Luchasaurus VS Wardlow for the TNT Championship was great stuff, but of course Christian is why Luchasaurus wins. And of course Christian also acts like this was his win, not Luchasaurus’s. I hope Luchasaurus ditches Christian to become a monster no one can control. But if not, then maybe Miro feuds with Christian & Luchasaurus after they’re finally done with Wardlow. Miro was basically synonymous with the TNT title for a stretch, it’d make sense if he defaulted to that division. And fans love Miro so he could stay Face while facing Heel Luchasaurus.

Great matches made for Dynamite, I am really surprised Suzuki is teaming with Jericho again. Suzuki is anything but a sports… enner-tay-ner. But maybe they can set up two things at once: Sammy ditches Jericho to be independent, and Suzuki VS Jericho for Forbidden Door for the hell of it. Great promo from The Acclaimed to mostly put themselves over while also keeping it in our minds that they want those Trios titles. Great women’s tag, and I figured the Faces would find a way to win. It could’ve been one beat earlier than it was, but I suppose everyone needed to get their moves in. Skye VS Storm II could be good stuff if they build it towards All In London.

And great promos from people getting into the Owen Hart Cup. Hobbs and Starks both being in it, I would love if they were on opposite ends of the bracket so that they could face off in the finals, revisiting their past and giving us a killer match to name the 2023 King of Harts. Scorpio Sky also had a good return announcement, but it got cut off at the end there, so I just assumed it’s next week on Collision. Scorpio should also get in on the Owen Hart Cup, have a great showing, and then use that momentum to launch into anything from an International Championship feud to something for THE AEW World Championship, so he can tease becoming Triple Crown Scorpio.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/15/25)

Let the carnage begin!

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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?

Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
  • Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?

The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.

Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.

Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.

Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!

Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!

Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!

The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!

Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?

 

MVP speaks.

“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”

Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!

Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?

 

“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”

What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.

But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?

 

AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”

That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.

“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!

The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?

The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.

Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!

MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!

Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!

The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!

Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!

Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!

Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall

MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?

 

Jeff Jarrett is here!

Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”

Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”

The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning  MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”

The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.

“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.

The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.

But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.

And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.

And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!

MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?

MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!

Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?

 

Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!

Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?

Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.

Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!

The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!

The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!

Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!

Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!

Winner: Hook, by disqualification

The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!

SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.

Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.

Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.

AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”

Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!

Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.

AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?

Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.

Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!

Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!

Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!

Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.

Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!

Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!

The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!

Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?

The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!

Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)

Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?

The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.

Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!

Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!

Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.

Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!

Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.

Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.

The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!

The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)

Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.

Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.

Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.

Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.

Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.

Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.

And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.

My Score: 8.7/10

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