AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (6/17/23)
A new chapter begins!

CM Punk is back!
AEW Collision makes its debut in Chicago, Illinois, and fittingly, it is the in-ring return of CM PUNK! Will he and FTR truly be Top Guys in AEW?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW TNT Championship: Wardlow VS Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage; Luchasaurus wins and becomes the new AEW TNT Champion.
- Andrade El Idolo VS Buddy Matthews w/ Julia Hart; Andrade wins.
- Miro VS Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling; Miro wins.
- Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS The Outcasts; Skye & Willow win.
- Six Man Tag: CM Punk & FTR VS Samoa Joe & Bullet Club Gold; CM Punk & FTR win.
PLAY BY PLAY
CM Punk is here!
Chicago goes nuts for their hometown hero as he makes his way out to the ring for the first time in NINE MONTHS! Punk has shoes hanging around his neck and a gym bag in hand. Punk gets a mic and sets the bag down. Fans continue to chant for him and he says, “I don’t know if you guys heard, but I’m tired of being nice. Gone ten months with a ruptured triceps tendon, torn straight off the bone. But I’m still here! And as long as I am, this is the professional wrestling business. It’s a business of grown-ups. This has never been a popularity contest. We all know I would’ve lost that a long time ago.
“So tonight, we’re gonna have a little conversation about the future, but first, I would like to have a little conversation about my past, which I don’t think is checkered. If you would’ve told 15-year-old me that you’re gonna sell out the Budokan, that you’re gonna sell out Madison Square Garden, that you’re gonna sell out multiple times over every single building in Chicago with a roof… Well, I’m not sure little Punker would’ve believed you. That’s because he didn’t experience what present me, standing here in front of all of you crazy bastards has experienced.” Chicago cheers for that!
Punk continues to say that he is tired of being nice. “Tell me when I’m telling lies!” He did all these things, he got here to this place, riding a wave, riding the backs of smart, passionate pro-wrestling fans like the ones here. And oh, he didn’t fit in somewhere more than he has here in pro-wrestling. He loves the fans because they love him! And you love him because he has never compromised! He has been unapologetic his entire career, he is him. And he couldn’t have done all of this without all of the fans. “But it seems there’re some people who hate me for the same reasons you all love me.” Fans boo that.
Punk says he understands that the sheer magnitude of himself makes others uncomfortable. He understands his mere presence makes people uncomfortable. That is because he is the truth, and the truth hurts. Punk points out a sing that says “CM Punk is my Hero.” You can call him that. This sign says “Pepsi Phil.” You can call him that. This other sign says “CM Junk.” Hell, call him that! Boo him, cheer him, love him, hate him, but you all do it because you know he’s right. Fans cheer as Punk says that David Zasloff calls him “One Bill Phil.” That’s cuz he is the one true genuine article in a business full of counterfeit bucks!
The fans chant his name, and Punk says “The King is back, baby.” And he has a lot to get off his chest. But here’s a question: Why would he change? This is what he was trained to be! He will always speak truth to power, be himself, and never compromise! And there are those who think they’re owed an apology. Fans boo that but Punk says he’s grown older and wiser. Sometimes it is better to be the bigger man. If you are here today, feeling you’re owed an apology, here it is. He is sorry… that the only people softer than you are the wrestlers you like. “Tell me when I’m telling lies!” Chicago definitely cheers that!
The last time we saw Punk with his triceps hanging down, he held up what is in this bag. And it isn’t because he deserved it, but because he earned it! And it isn’t his because he had the best dog~ collar~ match~, but because he WON that dog collar match! “Tell me when I’m telling lies!” THIS belongs to Punk until someone actually beats him for it! Punk then shows off the shoes. There are those out there who were praying to whatever god they believe in that he’d put these down in the middle of this ring and walk off into the sunset, never to be seen again. “But until there is somebody in this company that can fill these boots, they belong on MY feet! Tell me when I’m telling lies!”
Punk drops the mic, having called out just about everyone on his hit list. Will the Best in the World continue to prove he’s just that? Or will that end already in tonight’s main event?
AEW TNT Championship: Wardlow VS Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage!
The Maestro of Mayhem knew this was far from over, but he didn’t think the Right Hand of Captain Charisma would go after The Enforcer and his son. Will Luchasaurus bring an end to Wardlow’s World? Or will Wardlow avenge Arn & Brock with a Powerbomb Symphony?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and as the song says, this is war!
The bell rings, the two tie up, and then break. And then they tie up again, and Wardlow shoves Luchasaurus away. Fans rally for Wardlow as he RAMS Luchasaurus, but Luchasaurus RAMS him back! They RAM again, then Wardlow DROPKICKS Luchasaurus outta the ring! Fans fire up and Luchasaurus storms back up but Christian has him settle down first. Christian coaches Luchasaurus, but Wardlow goes out after them! Wardlow fires haymakers, then SMACKS Luchasaurus off the apron! Wardlow chases after Christian but Christian hides under the ring! Wardlow drags him back out!
Luchasaurus rushes in but Wardlow dodges! Christian scurries away while Wardlow knees Luchasaurus low! Wardlow CLUBS Luchasaurus, follows him along the way and puts him in the ring. But Christian slithers up and sneaks behind Wardlow. Wardlow box jumps but Christian anchors a leg! Luchasaurus BOOTS Wardlow down! Fans boo but Luchasaurus goes out after Wardlow. Christian directs him, and Luchasaurus RAMS Wardlow into steel steps! Luchasaurus drags Wardlow up, puts him in, and then covers, ONE! Luchasaurus puts Wardlow in a corner and CLUBS him in the chest!
Luchasaurus stalks Wardlow to a corner but Wardlow fires off hands! Luchasaurus rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands but Luchasaurus fires off hands! Luchasaurus whips corner to corner, runs in and BOOTS Wardlow down! Fans boo but Luchasaurus soaks it all up as Collision goes picture in picture.
Luchasaurus drags Wardlow up, scoops and SLAMS him, then covers, TWO! Luchasaurus sits Wardlow up for a neck wrench. Wardlow endures, fights up to his feet, and he throws body shots. Luchasaurus CLUBS Wardlow down! And then he CHOKES Wardlow! The ref reprimands and counts, Luchasaurus lets off at 4. Then he KICKS Wardlow in the back! Luchasaurus drags Wardlow up to CLUB him back down! But Wardlow throws body shots! Luchasaurus CLUBS him back down again! Luchasaurus sits Wardlow up, throws crossface forearms, and then KICKS him against ropes! Luchasaurus pushes Wardlow against the ropes, but Wardlow powers up!
Wardlow pushes back, throws elbows, but Luchasaurus ROCKS him! And CLUBS him! And hauls him up, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus keeps on Wardlow with another neck wrench, but Wardlow endures. Luchasaurus stands over Wardlow with the neck wrench, and Collision returns to single picture. Fans rally, Wardlow fights up, and he Electric Chair Lifts Luchasaurus! Fans fire up as Wardlow walks around, and then SLAMS Luchasaurus down! Fans fire up while both behemoths are down and Christian is freaking out! Luchasaurus crawls to a corner and Wardlow to the other.
Wardlow and Luchasaurus run in, but Wardlow LARIATS Luchasaurus! And again! And then RAMS him into a corner to RAM him again and again! Wardlow fires uppercuts, then whips. Luchasaurus reverses, Wardlow goes up and over to RAM into Luchasaurus! Wardlow hauls Luchasaurus up to SPINEBUSTER! Shoutout to Arn! Wardlow then goes to a corner and climbs up! Fans fire up as Wardlow aims, but Christian distracts him! Luchasaurus gets up to hit the ropes! Wardlow drops onto his war dog! Luchasaurus choke grips Wardlow, SUPER CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Wardlow survives and Christian can’t believe it!
Fans rally but Luchasaurus watches Wardlow rise. Choke grip, but Wardlow powers it away! Fans fire up but Luchasaurus grabs Wardlow with the other hand! Wardlow BITES that finger! Just like Arn! The ref reprimands, Christian protests, but Wardlow choke grips! Luchasaurus ELBOWS free, but Wardlow HEADBUTTS! Wardlow winds up but into a HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus runs but into a LARIAT from Wardlow! Fans are thunderous as Wardlow says it’s time! Wardlow hauls Luchasaurus up, reels him in, but Christian distracts again! The ref reprimands, and Wardlow still hits the POWERBOMB!
But that’s not all! Wardlow if fired up and Christian is freaking out! Wardlow paces, and Christian has a chair! The ref tells him now, so Christian throws the chair down. Wardlow brings Luchasaurus up, but Luchasaurus choke grips! CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Wardlow survives again and fans are thunderous! Luchasaurus vows to end this, and he gets Wardlow up. But Wardlow slips around to gut wrench! And POWERSLAM! Wardlow snarls and goes to a corner to climb up top! Fans are thunderous for the SWANTON BOMB!! But Wardlow isn’t done there, he just brings down the straps!
But Christian storms up the steps! Wardlow runs him off, but Luchasaurus runs in! But Wardlow sends him into buckles! Wardlow climbs up to rain down fists, but Luchasaurus YANKS Wardlow into buckles while getting away! Luchasaurus distracts the ref as Christian SMACKS Wardlow with a camera!! Luchasaurus CLOBBERS Wardlow!! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!!
Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)
And Christian grabs the belt to celebrate like he won! Granted, he did give the assist, but Luchasaurus is still the name that’s going on the belt. Luchasaurus still hoists Christian up so they can celebrate together, but will the war with Wardlow only continue?
Backstage interview with “Powerhouse” Hobbs & QT Marshall.
Lexi Nair says that for weeks, there has been talk about Hobbs wrestling on Collision, and yet he has no match. QT says they never said the word “wrestle.” They said Hobbs would be here, and here he is. Hobbs doesn’t share the spotlight, but there is a QTV exclusive for you. “Powerhouse” Hobbs will be and will win the Owen Hart Cup. Hobbs says that when the press release for Collision dropped, whose name was front and center? Hobbs. Exactly! He is the face of TNT. And there is a new chapter int he Book of Hobbs, and it is about redemption. it is about Hobbs on top of the hill, wearing gold, winning the Owen Hart tournament, and taking what’s his.
QT says now you’ve made the champ mad. Will Hobbs be the 2023 King of Harts?
Andrade El Idolo VS Buddy Matthews!
Tonight’s debut episode seems to be all about returns, as La Faccion Ingobernable’s founding member is back! Will he make Collision tranquilo? Or will the Aussie Juggernaut prove the House always wins?
Fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” for Andrade and the bell rings. Andrade and Buddy stare down, circle, and the two tie up. Buddy headlocks, Andrade powers out, but Buddy RAMS shoulders. Andrade smirks as he shrugs that off. They circle again, tie up, and Andrade headlocks. Buddy powers out and they RAM shoulders again. Buddy brushes that off but Andrade shoves him! Buddy headlocks for a takeover but Andrade headscissors. Buddy kips free, Andrade hits a headlock takeover but Buddy headscissors. Andrade kips free, and fans fire up as the two stand off. Andrade soaks it up and the two reset.
Andrade and Buddy approach, but Andrade blocks a kick! Andrade headlocks, Buddy powers out but Andrade runs him over! Things speed up, Buddy hurdles and bypasses to throw Andrade at the ropes, but Andrade goes Spider-Man! Fans cheer as Andrade tranquilos in the ropes! Buddy runs in but Andrade drops to dump him out! Andrade WRECKS Buddy with a dropkick and Julia is upset. Julia touches Andrade’s mask but he tells her to stop that. Julia backs off but Buddy rushes up. Andrade ELBOWS Buddy away! And then BOOTS him! Buddy flops to the floor, and Andrade takes aim. Andrade runs and handsprings to MOONSAULT!
Fans fire up as Andrade takes Buddy down! Andrade puts Buddy in but Buddy bails out the side. Andrade pursues, but Buddy POSTS Andrade! And then TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! Fans fire up while Buddy fetches Andrade. But Andrade SMACKS Buddy off the timekeeper’s table! Andrade then climbs up to jump and FLYING RANA Buddy into the barriers! Fans fire up but that wasn’t the cleanest for Andrade. Andrade drags Buddy up, puts him in, and covers, TWO! Buddy is still in this but Andrade keeps cool. Andrade puts Buddy in a drop zone then climbs, but Buddy goes to the apron.
Buddy rushes up to get Andrade, but Andrade SMACKS Buddy off buckles! But Buddy YANKS Andrade into the corner! And then SHOVES him off! Andrade hits barriers on the way down! Buddy puts Andrade in, climbs up top, and then METEORA! Fans fire up but Buddy clutches a leg. Buddy crawls to the cover, TWO!! Andrade is still in this as Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref checks both men, Andrade holding an arm and Buddy holding a leg. Buddy wants after Andrade but the ref has him stay back. Buddy sits to rest the bad leg. He is upset and the medic checks him. The ref also has a medic check Andrade to be safe. Both men are okay to continue, as beat up as they are, and Buddy stands up. Andrade also stands up, and the fans cheer as this match is still on! And they both throw fast hands! Andrade kicks the bad leg! Andrade says he’s smarter than Buddy, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Andrade is down on the outside. The ring count climbs, and Andrade writhes while Julia watches. Andrade stands up at 7 of 10, gets in at 8, and fans cheer him on! Buddy scuffs Andrade, taunts him, but Andrade eggs Buddy on. So Buddy BOOTS Andrade into a corner! Andrade huffs and puffs and gets up, but Buddy kicks him back down. Fans rally, Buddy gives more toying kicks, but Andrade gets that leg to DRAGON SCREW it! And then he gets the leg again, to DRAGON SCREW again! Buddy hobbles, Andrade hits a third DRAGON SCREW! Buddy hobbles, Andrade runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and CLOBBERS Buddy!
Fans fire up while both men are back down! Andrade kips up! His legs are both just fine, and he gets Buddy’s bad one! Andrade steps through but Buddy boots him away! So Andrade goes up! MOONSAULT, and Andrade lands on his feet as Buddy moves to MOONSAULT again! Cover, TWO!! Buddy survives but Andrade is too sore to be upset. Fans rally up as both men stir. They both rise, Andrade drags Buddy up and reels him in. Andrade gives some Latino Heat but Buddy wrenches and whips! Andrade goes out, shoulders in, but into a DRAPING DDT!! Buddy pushes Andrade to a cover, TWO!!
Fans fire up as Andrade is still in this! Buddy hobbles around, he goes to the apron, and Buddy climbs up a corner. But Andrade runs in to CHOP! Andrade ROCKS Buddy with a forearm, climbs up after him, and brings him up. Buddy throws body shots! Buddy CLUBS Andrade, goes up and over, but the bad leg stops the sunset flip! But Buddy still tucks Andrade in, CHEEKY NANDOS! And another CHEEKY NANDOS, before the POWER- NO, the leg gives up again! Andrade boot feints and ELBOWS!! Buddy falls back into a corner while fans are thunderous! Andrade fires up, runs corner to corner, but into a SHOTGUN BOOT from Buddy!!
Buddy crawls to the cover, TWO?!?! Andrade is still alive and Julia is furious. “This is Awesome!” as Buddy rises and gets the legs. PRISM TRAP!! Buddy shouts out The Eradicator as he tortures Andrade, but Andrade rolls to POST Buddy! Andrade then trips Buddy to get the FIGURE FOUR! Buddy endures as Andrade thrashes around, he drags Andrade along, but then Andrade BRIDGES! FIGURE EIGHT!!! Shoutout to The Queen! Buddy TAPS, Andrade wins!!
Winner: Andrade El Idolo, by submission
A victorious return for Andrade! He goes to show Buddy respect by helping him up, but Buddy shoves him away! Fans boo but Andrade still offers a handshake. Fans cheer “SI! SI! SI!” but Buddy isn’t sure. Buddy stands, hobbles forward, and Julia shakes her head. But then the lights go out! And when the lights come back up, THE HOUSE OF BLACK is here!! Andrade turns around to see Brody King & Malakai Black! Malakai looks to Brody, and Brody runs in, DISCUS LARIAT!! No respect or mercy shown to Andrade, and Malakai says, “It’s good to see you, old friend.” The lights go out, and the House leaves, but will Andrade be seeing them again soon?
Scorpio Sky speaks.
“I’ve been watching, I’ve been waiting, for the perfect opportunity… The future and present of All Elite Wrestling. Nobody can beat me, I’m on another level.” The Closer returns next week, will he prove he is still THE Face of the Revolution?
The Varsity Athletes are in the ring.
Tony Nese has Mark Sterling with him as he tells Chicago to listen up. “Being that I am a personal trainer, I cannot sit in the back another minute when all I see on my screen is a crowd full of the fattest, most disgusting trash that Chicago has to offer!” Fans boo but Nese yes, boo that you are all fat. But he has good news! He has decided to shut the show down so that we can ALL do group training! So everyone, stand up! On your feet! Put the deep dish down, we all know New York pizza is better. Everyone, reach as high as you can, we’re starting with stretches. Touch your toes! Wait! The horn blares, here comes The Redeemer!
Miro VS Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling!
Another return for this historic Collision debut! Andrade was successful, will Miro do even better against the Premier Personal Trainer?
The bell rings and Nese talks trash on Miro while fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” again. Miro storms up on Nese but Nese bails out. Nese does jumping jacks but Miro goes out after him. Nese runs away, goes up to the apron, and then eggs Miro on. Miro rushes in but Nese cartwheels away, and then comes back to CHOP! Miro doesn’t flinch!! Nese runs into the ring, stomps Miro as he gets in, but Miro powers Nese to a corner to fire off fast hands! The ref counts, fans fire up, but Miro stomps away! Miro stops only when he wants to, and the fans are thunderous again. Miro whips corner to corner, Nese bounces off buckles, into a LARIAT!
Miro smirks as he looms over Nese. Miro then drags Nese up onto the ropes, and the fans fire up more as he gives Nese BEATS OF THE WAR DRUM! A shout out to Sheamy, but Nese HOTSHOTS Miro back! Nese gets in to BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Miro staggers rather than falls, but Nese still goes to the corner. Nese leaps, but into Miro’s arms! Miro carries Nese around to FALL AWAY SLAM! The fans are thunderous again and Miro aims from a corner. Miro stomps the mat, but Sterling gets on the apron. Sterling shouts at Miro, but Miro DECKS him! Nese KNEES Miro in the back, rolls him and SOBATS!
Nese runs in to fire haymakers, but Miro just eggs him on! Miro stands and Nese runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Miro catches the crossbody! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Fans are electric and Miro looks to Heaven. Miro stomps around again, runs in, MACHKA KICK! And that’s not all! Fans shout along, “GAME! OVER!!” Miro stomps Nese, GAME OVER CAMEL CLUTCH!! Nese verbally quits, Miro wins!
Winner: Miro, by submission
Miro again looks to Heaven, is God pleased with his creation? Who else must Miro “redeem” to become a champion again?
Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale VS The Outcasts!
Another of Chicago’s hometown heroes is here, having just been cheated out of the AEW Women’s World Championship. The NJPW Strong Women’s Champion saved her from the extracurriculars after that match, will Skye & Willow humble Ruby Soho & Toni Storm? Or will The Outcasts continue to do what they want to who they want?
Willow & Skye having matching gear, same as the Outcasts. But The Outcasts attack as soon as they get in the ring! Fans boo as they kick Skye & Willow out of the ring. Ruby goes after the friend she betrayed in Willow while Storm CHOPS Skye, starting where they left off from Dynamite. Storm snap suplexes Skye to the floor, then gets in Mama Skye’s face, just like Dynamite! But unlike Dynamite, Mama Skye SLAPS back! And she SLAPS Ruby, too! And Willow POUNCES Ruby into barriers! And Skye RANAS Storm away! Fans fire up while Willow puts Ruby in the ring. The bell rings and this is on record!
Willow runs in at Ruby in the corner to back body block! And clothesline! And snapmare, to then BOOT Ruby down! Willow then SPLASHES, covers, TWO! Ruby sputters, reaches out, but Willow brings her around to scoop. Ruby slips free, whips, but Willow reverses to CHOP! Willow short arm LARIATS, then drags Ruby up to short arm LARIAT again! Willow tries again but Ruby gets around to shove. Storm gets a cheap shot in! The ref misses it, and Ruby hits an STO! Ruby rains down fists, fans boo, but Ruby lets off to bring Willow over as Collision goes picture in picture.
Ruby dribbles Willow off buckles, tags in Storm, and they both dig in boots! The ref counts, The Outcasts let off, and Storm CLUBS away on Willow! Storm bends Willow back in a chinlock stretch! Willow endures, fights with elbows, but Storm stomps her down! Storm drags Willow up, but Willow throws body shots. Storm knees low, and puts Willow on ropes to CHOKE with both knees in the back! The ref counts, Storm lets off, and Ruby gets a cheap shot! Skye protests, but Storm just digs her knees in again. Storm drags Willow up, puts her in the corner, and tags Ruby. Ruby stomps a mudhole into Willow, but stops as the ref counts.
Ruby drags Willow around to CHOKE her on the ropes! The ref counts, Ruby lets off again, and she argues with the ref. Willow crawls as Skye reaches out but Ruby intercepts. But Willow rolls Ruby up! TWO, and Ruby ELBOWS Willow down! Cover, TWO! Willow is hanging tough but Ruby whips her to the corner. Tag to Storm, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Willow blocks a suplex. Willow then throws body shots, but Ruby throws forearms! Willow returns them, then traps Ruby’s arms! Willow shoves Ruby to then LARIAT her down! Fans fire up as Willow crawls for the corner! Ruby also crawls, hot tags to Storm and Skye! Chicago fires up for Skye as she fires off on Storm! Skye whips, Storm reverses but Skye tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Storm flounders up, Skye runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare and SUPER- NO, Storm blocks, but the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE connects! Fans fire up with Skye and she runs in at the corner.
Storm puts Skye on the apron but Skye ROCKS her first! Skye then climbs and leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, Ruby breaks it! Willow runs in to get Ruby and whip, to a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up but Storm SHOTGUNS Willow down! Skye superkicks but Storm blocks again! Trip and tie up, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Skye endures as Storm has it deep! Skye crawls, reaches out, powers her way forward, and fans rally for her! Skye gets the ROPEBREAK!! Storm lets off in frustration but she drags Skye up. Skye trips her! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Tag to Willow, and she swings, but into a waistlock! Willow fights the lift and switches!
Willow picks Storm up for an ANGLE SLAM!! Fans are thunderous as Willow brings down the straps! Willow drags Storm up, reels her in, but Ruby slithers in! Skye protests but this distracts the ref as Ruby wrenches Willow’s arm! NO FUTURE KICK!! Willow wobbles but Skye sneaks a tag! Skye runs in but into a GERMAN SUPLEX from Storm! Storm WRECKS Willow, then aims at the corner! Kiss this! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Tag to Ruby and Storm feeds Skye to a BIG forearm! Ruby holds Skye up and Storm has the spray paint! But Willow runs in to get Storm by her hair! Storm sprays wild and it gets RUBY in the face!!
Storm turns around, Willow TOSSES the paint, free souvenir! And then fireman’s carry to a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Ruby staggers around and Skye runs in, CODE BLUE!!! Cover, Skye & Willow win!
Winners: Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
A huge win for the hometown hero and her good pal! Will this lead Skye to another shot at Storm’s gold?
Ricky Starks speaks.
“Absolute Ricky Starks is now officially in the Owen Hart Cup tournament, and I’m here to let you know that I am going to become the next winner. Last year, we had Adam Cole. This year, we’re gonna have Ricky Starks go and take it all the way. And what better place to do that than in Canada? It is an honor and a privilege for me to represent Owen Hart. The way I see it, this tournament is absolutely meant for me.” Will Starks make it through the field to be the next King of Harts?
Jeff Jarrett speaks.
“The match is made! The Last Outlaw, Jeff Jarrett VS Mark Briscoe, Concession Stand Brawl. 46 years to the day The Last Outlaw’s family created the first-ever Concession Stand Brawl. Tupelo, Mississippi put hardcore wrestling on the map! This week, when I get you in the ring, it’s not gonna be a wrestling match. No Karen! No Sonjay! No Jay Lethal! No Satnam! Mark, I played the long game, and the Last Outlaw never loses the long game. Mark, I’m kicking your ass.”
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
And he wants to fire the party up! He introduces Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed! Chicago fires up as Platinum Max has a track on deck! “Acclaimed in the house, the scissorin’ aficionados. Damn it feels good to be here in Chicago. Platinum in living color, it’s the cavalry. It’s the People’s Choice, the Cult of Musicality! This is our town, it’s so obvious! We stole more hearts than Trump did documents. And tomorrow is a holiday, everybody tell Daddy Ass ‘Happy Father’s Day’!” Fans cheer for Billy, and Bowens gets the mic to say, “CHIIICAGOOOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!” And he does!
Schiavone says there’s nothing like being in the ring for this. And gotta say, Billy looks marvelous in that all pink outfit with scissors on it. Fans cheer and Billy says that’s for him and The Acclaimed. But Schiavone’s right, tonight is a special occasion, so Billy went and got himself a new scissor outfit. What does everyone think? The fans cheer, and Billy wants everyone to know this is his Scissor Me outfit. But the last couple weeks have been rather straining and the Trios Championships are still not out of the picture. They’re just about to get back on track!
Fans like the sound of that, and Bowens says that’s right! They will have plenty of time because AEW now stands for two different things. One: Acclaimed Every Wednesday. Two: Acclaimed Every WEEKEND! Fans cheer, and Bowens says that since they love Chicago so much, they’re sticking around for Dynamite this week! In closing, they wanted to make some history with the first-ever Collision Scissor! They figured they’d do it in the Scissor City of Chicago! The city where Daddy Ass was born! The city that MADE The Acclaimed the People’s Choice! So right here, right now, we scissor because in Chicago, EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!!
Fans fire up as Caster even gets Schiavone to join in! GROUP SCISSOR~! Now this episode is truly historic! But will Caster, Bowens & Billy get another shot at The House of Black?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
Chris Jericho told Sammy Guevara they’d reunite as Le Sex Gods, but it’s not just in a tag match! It will be a TRIOS Match, as The Wizard brings in The Meanest Man in the World, MINORU SUZUKI!! They’re taking on the air force of Action Andretti, Darius Martin & AR Fox, will Le Strong Style Gods prevail? And as Kris Statlander told Taya Valkyrie on Rampage, they’re fighting for the TBS Championship! Will the Galaxy’s Greatest show La Wera Loca who is really worthy of this title?
And just as Orange Cassidy told Zack Sabre Jr. & Daniel Garcia, Katsuyori Shibata is in on their tag match! Will the AEW International & ROH Pure Champions be able to break down the NJPW World Television Champion and Dragonslayer? And then, to determine challengers for the AEW World Tag Team Championships, Dynamite kicks off a BLIND ELIMINATOR TOURNAMENT! No one knows who is facing who, so who will be the last team standing to face FTR?
Six Man Tag: CM Punk & FTR VS Samoa Joe & Bullet Club Gold!
The moment we’ve all been waiting for is here! The Best in the World teams with the AEW World Tag Team Champions to take on enemies old and new. Will #CMFTR truly be the Top Guys in AEW? Or will the ROH World Television Champion, “Rock Hard” Juice Robinson & the Switchblade, Jay White ruin Punk’s homecoming?
The trios sort out and fans are thunderous already for “CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” but it’s Dax Harwood starting against White. The two circle, tie up, and Dax powers White to a corner. White complains, the ref has Dax back off, and then White uses the ropes for defense. White complains his nose was pulled but the fans start chanting for “C M FTR! C M FTR!” White storms up but Dax headlocks first. White powers out but Dax runs him over! Things keep moving, Dax gets out of the scoop to O’Conner roll! TWO, and Dax comes back, into a CHOP! White CHOPS Dax in the corner, then stalks him to the other corner, for another CHOP!
White taunts Dax, smothers him in the corner, then CHOPS! Dax turns things around to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! White sits down and crawls but Dax is on him. Dax whips, then back drops! White flounders, Dax runs in corner to corner and clotheslines! Dax then whips corner to corner to clothesline again! And then back the other way but he blocks a boot! Dax reels White in but White throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Dax LARIATS in return! Dax gest the legs but White flounders and flails to the ROPEBREAK! Dax lets go, White bails out and Juice calms him down. The ring count starts but White takes his time.
White gets in at 4 of 10, then tags Juice. Juice and Dax circle, but they’re both wary of their opponent’s teammates. Juice then sucker punches Dax! Juice fires off, has Dax in a corner for more shots, but Dax CHOPS in return! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax whips, tags Cash, and Cash DROPKICKS Juice! And DROPKICKS White! Joe steps in, and Cash thinks twice. But he clotheslines Juice, and CHOPS him in the corner! Juice goes between the ropes while shouting in pain. The ref has Cash stay back, but Juice rushes in to headlock. Cash powers out, runs and blocks an elbow to a backslide, TWO!
Juice hurries but Cash headlocks. Juice powers out but Cash runs him over! Cash runs but into a scoop and SLAM! Juice blows snot on Cash and Joe is amused. Fans boo but Juice drags Cash up. Cash whips him away but Juice runs him over! Things speed up, Juice runs Cash over again! They keep moving, Cash hoists Juice up in a trophy lift! And PRESS SLAMS him down! Cash tags Dax, FTR coordinate, and Dax even tags Punk in! Chicago erupts as Punk & Dax double suplex Juice up to Cash, for a SUPER POWERSLAM! Punk coves, TWO!! Juice survives, but his team didn’t even try to save him!
Fans rally for Punk, and Punk says night-night! Punk drags Juice up to fireman’s carry but Juice flails free! Juice gets away but Punk says it was that close. But then Joe tags in! Fans erupt again as these two old rivals finally meet again! Punk and Joe talk some trash, they tie up, and then Joe puts Punk in a corner. The ref counts as Joe smothers Punk, and then Joe CHOPS Punk! Joe talks trash, and he CHOPS Punk again! And again! Joe HEADBUTTS Punk, but Punk CHOPS back! Joe just frowns at Punk. Punk headlocks and holds tight as Joe tries to power out. Punk grinds the hold, but Joe fights up again.
Joe powers up but can’t get free as Punk holds tight. Fans rally, Joe lifts Punk but Punk uses that for a flying takeover as Collision goes picture in picture!
Punk shifts from headlock to chinlock and he grinds Joe down. Joe endures, fights around, but Punk CHOPS him! Punk snapmares to CHOP and KICK, and then running KNEE DROP! Punk flexes and fans fire up as he drags Joe up. Punk CHOPS Joe, tags in Dax, and they wrench the arm to kick it. Dax wrenches the arm again, whips, but Joe blocks! Dax CHOPS again, but Joe just frowns. Joe breaks the wristlock to CHOP Dax! Dax wobbles but stays up, and he CHOPS back! Joe smirks and CHOPS again! Dax staggers to ropes but he grins! Dax comes back to CHOP! joe gives Dax Kawada Kicks!
Dax tells Joe to hit him for real, so Joe CHOPS! And CHOPS! And Kawada Kicks! But Dax CHOPS! Joe CHOPS! Dax CHOPS! Joe CHOPS, Dax runs to LARIAT! Joe stays up but he sputters. Dax runs again but Joe LARIATS! Juice loves that one, and White offers a tag. Joe tags White and White covers, TWO!! Dax is still in this but White covers again, TWO! White keeps on Dax and CHOKES him! The ref counts, White lets off at 4 and Dax ends up on ropes. White taunts Cash & Punk, the ref keeps them back, and Juice gets a cheap shot! White stomps Dax, then brings him around to bump off buckles!
Tag to Juice, and Bullet Club Gold mugs Dax. Juice RAMS into Dax again and again until the ref counts 4. Juice pushes Dax to an open corner as Collision returns. Juice whips Dax corner to corner hard and Dax bounces off buckles! Cover, TWO! Juice drags Dax up, cravats for a neck wrench, then snapmares into a chinlock. Fans rally, Dax fights up, and he throws body shots. Dax ROCKS Juice with a right, runs, but Juice DECKS Dax! Juice stands on Dax’s head and he tags in Joe. Joe paces, the ref counts, and Juice steps out at 4. Joe drags Dax, JABS him, JABS and JABS and JABS, and fires off in the corner!
Joe throws fast hands, the ref counts but Joe stomps a mudhole! Fans cheer as Joe lets off to taunt Punk. Punk shrugs it off, but Joe drags Dax up to wrench an arm. Joe tags White while fans tell off someone for their anti-Punk sign. White stomps Dax, then CHOPS! Tag to Juice and Juice climbs to AX HANDLE Dax! Juice fires up but fans are torn. Juice stands Dax up, suplexes, but Dax slips free! Dax GERMAN SUPLEX! And a high one! Both men are down and the fans rally as they crawl. Hot tag to Cash! Cash rallies on Juice with big clotheslines! Cash KNEES White, spins Juice around to UPPERCUT!
Cash UPPERCUTS in a corner, then whips Juice corner to corner. Juice reverses but Cash goes up and over and sunset flips, TWO!! Juice escapes and runs in, but into buckles! Cash climbs up to rain down fists! Fans count along and Cash goes all the way to TEN! Cash then headlocks, but Juice powers out! Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges and catches the hurdle to a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Cash drags Juice up, tag to Punk! Fans erupt again as Punk climbs and Cash hits Juice with a BACKBREAKER! Punk adds his ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!! Juice survives but Punk keeps his cool as he drags Juice back up.
Punk scoops Juice to BACKBREAKER, and he tags Cash back in. Cash springboards to leg drop! Cover as Collision goes picture in picture, TWO!
Juice bails out of the ring but the ref has Cash stay back. Cash waits and the ring count climbs but Juice crawls around. Juice gets up at 5 of 10 and Cash WRECKS him with a dropkick! Cash SMACKS Juice off the apron, then CHOPS him! Cash brings Juice around but Juice whips Cash into barriers! Juice catches his breath while Cash crawls. White sneaks up, Dax goes to intercept but the ref stops Dax, so White RAMS Cash into more barriers! Juice gets in the ring and White puts Cash in the ring. Tag to Joe and Juice holds Cash down so Joe can stomp Cash in the back! Joe sits Cash up and clamps on a neck wrench.
Cash endures and Punk coaches him up. Cash fights up to his feet, throws hands, then runs, but into an ELBOW! Joe looms over Cash, stalks him to ropes, then tags in White. White drags Cash around to a HALF CRAB! Cash endures as White sits deep! Collision returns to single picture as White taunts Dax & Punk. Cash still fights around, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! White lets go, but then pulls on the leg again! The ref counts, White lets off at 4, and he shouts to the ref to watch as he tags in Juice. Juice drags Cash up to scoop and SLAM! And then SENTON! Cover, Dax breaks it! Juice complains, but he keeps Cash down with a rear bearhug.
Cash endures, fans rally, and Cash fights up. Cash reaches out, Juice brings him away from the corner, for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Juice keeps Cash down with another bearhug, but Cash endures again. Juice shifts to get an arm, and he whips Cash hard into a corner! Cash falls, tag to Joe, and he drags Cash up for fast hands! Joe whips corner to corner, runs in and back body blocks, then PELE! Cover, but Punk breaks it! Fans fire up as Punk and Joe jaw at each other! Joe tags out to White and White puts Cash in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! But Cash CHOPS back! White CHOP BLOCKS a leg!
White GROUND DRAGON SCREWS that leg, tags in Juice, and Juice taunts Cash. Cash kicks at Juice but Juice brings Cash up. Back suplex, but Cash lands on his feet! Cash hits a BIG back suplex on Juice now! Fans fire up again as both men are down. Cash and Juice crawl, hot tag to White and he drags Cash back! But Cash hops up, reaches out, but is still fingertips away! Cash hops and hops, and then LEAPS, hot tag to Punk!! Fans erupt yet again as Punk rallies on BCG! Scoop SLAM for White! Scoop SLAM for Juice! Punk dodges White to CALF KICK! Punk spins Juice for a NECKBREAKER!
White rushes in, Punk spins and wrenches him but White wrenches back, but Punk wrenches again to SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Fans are thunderous and Punk stares Joe down. But Punk SHINING WIZARDS Juice, then SHINING WIZARDS White! Then BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! Fans are electric as Punk again says night-night! Fireman’s carry for White, but White rakes eyes! White claws Punk and wrenches him around, even as the ref reprimands. White aims a finger gun, but Punk ROUNDHOUSES White! Fans are thunderous for “CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” as he goes up a corner.
Punk aims, but White distracts the ref and Juice trips Punk up! There’s the CM Junk! Punk flops to the mat and fans boo. Dax protests but White still drags Punk up and clinches, URENAGE!! Cover, TWO!! White grabs Punk’s arm, aims his finger gun, and then clinches again, BLADE- NO, Punk slips free to PEPSI TWIST!! Fans rally, hot tag to Dax! Dax drags White up, brings him over to the corner and hoists him up. Dax CHOPS and CHOPS then tags Cash. Cash tags Punk then goes up the adjacent corner, Dax SUPERPLEXES! Cash SPLASHES! Then Punk MACHO ELBOWS!! Power, Glory and a little extra!
FTR coordinate, ALLEY-OOP PLANCHA to take out Joe! Punk covers White, but Juice barrels through Dax to break it! Fans are torn between boos and “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” White crawls, hot tag to Joe! Fans are electric again as Joe ROCKS Punk with big forearms! Punk JABS, Joe JABS, they go back and forth! Joe gest the edge but Punk gives it all back! Punk CHOSP, White gets in to sucker punch Punk! Joe & BCG just m ug Punk, but FTR gets back in! FTR TOSSES BCG, and Joe drags Punk back up. Dax suplexes White to the floor while Joe whips Punk to a corner. Joe runs in but only gets buckles! SHINING WIZARD!
Punk has Joe on wobbly legs, and he fireman’s carries!? NO, Joe slips off to COQUINA CLUTCH!! Punk flails but he’s fading! Dax hurries in but White gets him for a SLEEPER of his own! Juice does the same to Cash on the other side! Punk drops to a knee, and then Joe gets the body scissors! But Cash TORNADO DDTS Juice! Dax drags White along as a backpack, White slips off, but Cash SPEARS him down!! Dax CLOBBERS Joe to save Punk!! Fans are electric again while Joe is furious! Joe tags Juice, Juice hurries to get Punk up! JUICE IS- NO, it’s not loose! ROUNDHOUSE! FTR returns to hit BIG RIG!!
Punk fireman’s carries Juice to GO TO SLEEP!! Cover, CMFTR wins!!
Winners: CM Punk & FTR, by pinfall
Now that was a Collision! The Best in the World and his good friends stand tall as one! But as Punk said to start the night, he has a mission to reestablish himself in the world of professional wrestling. When and where will Punk reach that mountaintop?
My Thoughts:
A great start to AEW Collision, though opening with quite the divisive and controversial return promo from Punk. Positive point: Punk clearly has his copy of the AEW World Championship in that bag since he never truly lost the belt, and we could get MJF VS Punk at like All Out to name an Undisputed AEW World Champion. Negative point: Punk clearly got away with some veiled shoot comments on The Elite, namely the Young Bucks. Wrestling Kayfabe Punk > Shootin’ from the Hip Punk, but as Punk basically said in his promo, he is both at the same time, take it or leave it.
But the main event Six Man was still awesome stuff, and it went just as I expected. FTR did most of the work, but Punk got to finish things off, big win for Punk’s return and we’ll wait and see who his first feud is with. But Punk isn’t the only star on Collision, we got great stuff from Andrade and Miro. Andrade VS Buddy might’ve been going a bit too hard, as that concern for Andrade’s arm might’ve been as much shoot as anything. Maybe we get LFI VS House of Black after that ending? And while I groaned seeing Nese bring his “Stop being fat losers, you fat losers!” thing from ROH to here, Miro got to demolish him so that was good stuff, too.
Luchasaurus VS Wardlow for the TNT Championship was great stuff, but of course Christian is why Luchasaurus wins. And of course Christian also acts like this was his win, not Luchasaurus’s. I hope Luchasaurus ditches Christian to become a monster no one can control. But if not, then maybe Miro feuds with Christian & Luchasaurus after they’re finally done with Wardlow. Miro was basically synonymous with the TNT title for a stretch, it’d make sense if he defaulted to that division. And fans love Miro so he could stay Face while facing Heel Luchasaurus.
Great matches made for Dynamite, I am really surprised Suzuki is teaming with Jericho again. Suzuki is anything but a sports… enner-tay-ner. But maybe they can set up two things at once: Sammy ditches Jericho to be independent, and Suzuki VS Jericho for Forbidden Door for the hell of it. Great promo from The Acclaimed to mostly put themselves over while also keeping it in our minds that they want those Trios titles. Great women’s tag, and I figured the Faces would find a way to win. It could’ve been one beat earlier than it was, but I suppose everyone needed to get their moves in. Skye VS Storm II could be good stuff if they build it towards All In London.
And great promos from people getting into the Owen Hart Cup. Hobbs and Starks both being in it, I would love if they were on opposite ends of the bracket so that they could face off in the finals, revisiting their past and giving us a killer match to name the 2023 King of Harts. Scorpio Sky also had a good return announcement, but it got cut off at the end there, so I just assumed it’s next week on Collision. Scorpio should also get in on the Owen Hart Cup, have a great showing, and then use that momentum to launch into anything from an International Championship feud to something for THE AEW World Championship, so he can tease becoming Triple Crown Scorpio.
My Score: 8.7/10
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AEW hits a Grand Slam in Mexico!
AEW visits CMLL in their home of Arena Mexico for an incredible crossover event! 10 Man Tag, 12 Man Tag, and a title match!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 10 Man Tag: The Death Riders & The Young Bucks VS Swerve Strickland, Will Ospreay & The Opps; win.
- 12 Man Tag: Hechicero, FTR & The Don Callis Family VS Adam Cole, Brody King, Daniel Garcia, Bandido, Templario & Atlantis Jr; win.
- 4 Million Pesos Fatal 4 Way: Ricochet VS Mascara Dorada VS Holo.grm VS Lio Rush; wins $210,240 USD.
- MJF w/ The Hurt Syndicate VS Mistico; wins.
- Kazuchika Okada VS Mark Briscoe; wins.
- CMLL Women’s World Championship: Zeuxis VS Mercedes Mone; wins and
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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]
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This Summer… One show… Four hours… All Elite!
Portland is about to feel like Hollywood as AEW puts on FOUR HOURS in one night! Will Ospreay fights to convince Swerve Strickland of the greater good!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
Dynamite
- Will Ospreay VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana; Time Limit Draw.
- Mistico VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; Mistico wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Hurt Syndicate VS
#JetSpeedAirJetSpeed & Mascara Dorada; The Hurt Syndicate wins. - TayJay VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford; TayJay wins.
Collision
- Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Kyle Fletcher w/ The Don Callis Family; Kyle wins.
- Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Julia Hart w/ Skye Blue; Toni wins.
- Mixed Six Tag: Mark Briscoe, Tomohiro Ishii & Willow Nightingale VS #MXMTV; Briscoe, Ishii & Willow win.
- Bandido w/ The Outrunners VS The Beast Mortos; Bandido wins.
- Thekla VS Queen Aminata; Thekla wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Daniel Garcia & Paragon VS Hechicero & The Don Callis Family; Hechicero & The Don Callis Family win.
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Christopher Daniels talks with Hangman Page backstage.
The Fallen Angel tells the Cowboy that at All In, when it’s Hangman VS Moxley, Daniels knows Hangman can get it done. But there’s still a lot of time between now and then, and it isn’t just Moxley they have to worry about. There are all the Death Riders, and Hangman can’t fight them all on his own. And no matter what The Young Bucks say, Hangman should know they’re in this for themselves. Daniels wishes he could be there for Hangman, but he can’t. But Hangman still has friends in this locker room that, despite their history, will be there for him. As for those that have… harsh feelings for Hangman, perhaps Hangman should try and rectify that.
Daniels leaves Hangman with that to think on, but can the Cowboy mend those bridges. Wait, Jon Moxley is lurking in the shadows! And he sends his Death Riders to follow Hangman! Will the Maniac make sure All In’s world title match doesn’t even happen? Is that a sign that Mox fears Hangman?
Will Ospreay VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana!
Speaking of those allies, The Aerial Assassin is more than ready to back the Hangman’s gambit. However, the Realest has sworn off ever helping The Cowboy with anything, and vice-versa. Can Ospreay convince Swerve that they’re better off together? Or will Ospreay be kicked out of Swerve’s House?
The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Ospreay and Swerve stare down while the fans chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The fans lose their minds just from Swerve stepping up and offering a handshake. Ospreay is wary, but he accepts. The fans cheer the sportsmanship, and then the two square up. They keep the wristlock, feel out the grapple, and Ospreay headlocks. Swerve powers up and out but Ospreay RAMS him! Both men bob ‘n’ weave the other’s shots, then Swerve headlocks. Ospreay powers up and out, drops down, then hurdles. Swerve waistlocks, ducks an elbow, and he shoves Ospreay.
Ospreay rolls off Swerve’s back, rolls under, then rolls back to arm-drag! Swerve drags Ospreay down, both men kip up, and Ospreay RANAS! Swerve handsprings through to RANA in return, but Ospreay handsprings through! The fans are thunderous as the two have another stare down! They cheer “A E DUB!” for making this match happen. The two circle again, feel things out, and tie up collar ‘n’ elbow. They are in a deadlock, go around, and Ospreay puts Swerve on the ropes. The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Ospreay lets off. Ospreay swings but Swerve puts Ospreay on the ropes. Swerve lets off slowly, to then DECK Ospreay!
The fans fire up and Ospreay already has a bloody nose! Ospreay shakes it off but Swerve whips him to ropes. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges, RANAS, and Swerve can’t flip through this time! Ospreay scoops and SLAMS, then STANDING SKY TWISTERS! Cover, ONE!! Swerve grits his teeth but he got out quick. Ospreay gives him a sharp Kawada Kick! Swerve scrambles to a corner, Ospreay ROCKS him, HEADBUTTS him, then wrenches to a wristlock. Ospreay CHOPS Swerve, but Swerve just snarls. Ospreay grins through the bloody nose, and he CHOPS again! Swerve grimaces but Ospreay winds up to CHOP again!
Swerve DECKS Ospreay again! The fans fire up while Ospreay goes to a corner. Swerve snapmares Ospreay, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Then he hits the Griddy! The fans cheer as Swerve puts a little extra on it. Swerve waits on Ospreay, whips him to ropes, but Ospreay grabs ropes! Swerve runs up but Ospreay DUMPS him out, only for Swerve to handspring through! Swerve lands safe on the floor, but Ospreay PLANCHAS, only for Swerve to dodge! Swerve hops up to the apron to BOOT Ospreay down! Swerve puts Ospreay in the ring, then goes up and in, somersaults and FLATLINERS! And then a gator roll to a deadlift suplex!
The fans cheer, Swerve covers, TWO! Ospreay is still in this and the fans applaud. Swerve grows frustrated but Prince Nana coaches him up. The fans rally for Ospreay but Swerve CLUBS Ospreay on the head. Ospreay goes to a corner, Swerve runs in, but Swerve blocks a boot! Ospreay swipes at Swerve but he can’t reach him! Swerve slips under to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay toughs it out and the fans duel again. Swerve sits Ospreay up into a chicken wing, but Ospreay fights off the crossface. Swerve powers through to clamp on the chinlock, but Ospreay fights up. Swerve wrangles Ospreay with a chinbar!
The fans rally as Ospreay endures and fights up again. Ospreay reaches out, the fans duel, and Swerve keeps Ospreay from the ropes. Ospreay powers out to CHOP, but Swerve still grinds the arm! Ospreay CHOPS, Swerve puts pressure on the shoulder, then he CLUBS the arm! Ospreay clutches the elbow, but he CHOPS in return! It was almost a backhand really, and Swerve sputters a bit. Swerve takes a swing, Ospreay dodges to handspring and NEURALIZER KICK! Both men go to corners, Ospreay runs in, but Swerve puts Ospreay on the apron. Ospreay ROCKS Swerve, then springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO!
Swerve bails out and the fans fire up as Ospreay powers up! Ospreay builds speed, handspring and SASUKE SPECIAL! Down goes Swerve and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as the Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture!
Swerve clutches a shoulder and shakes out his arm. Ospreay goes outside to fetch Swerve, and he sends Swerve into railing! Ospreay winds up to BOOT Swerve! Swerve flops against railing then falls to the floor! Ospreay drags Swerve up, whips him into the steel steps, and Swerve hits off of them knee first! Swerve staggers away and leans against the apron. Ospreay kicks the bad leg, puts Swerve in the ring, then drags him to the corner. Ospreay SLAMS Swerve’s leg against the post! Swerve writhes, Ospreay high-fives some fans, then Ospreay goes back to the apron. Ospreay steps inside, whips Swerve to a corner, then runs up to ELBOW him!
Ospreay snapmares Swerve down and the Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture. Ospreay goes up a corner, waits on Swerve, and hits a BLINDSIDE FLYING FOREARM! The fans fire up and Ospreay calls his shot. Ospreay springboards, OSC- COUNTER NECKBREAKER! Swerve hurries to stand Ospreay up for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve hurries to get Ospreay back up, but Ospreay turns the neckbreaker into a backslide! TWO, and Swerve puts Ospreay through the ropes! But Ospreay fights off another neckbreaker to then throw hands. Swerve sweeps the legs! Basement SUPERKICK! Ospreay dangles over the floor!
The fans fire up as Swerve goes out, and hits a DRAPING NECKBREAKERÂ to the floor! The ref reprimands but that was just brutal, not illegal! Swerve calculates what he has to do next, and he puts Ospreay in the ring. Swerve has Ospreay on the apron now, hoists him up, then hangs him out to dry! Swerve goes up top to GUILLOTINE DOUBLE STOMP! Ospreay writhes, Swerve covers, TWO! Swerve is annoyed but he stays focused. Ospreay clutches his lower back but Swerve clamps onto the arms. Swerve traps one, then pulls back on the other. Ospreay resists but Swerve digs his knuckles into Ospreay’s back!
Ospreay reaches back to hit a headlock takeover and cover! TWO, and Ospreay avoids a House Call! Swerve avoids a Hidden Blade! Swerve UP KICKS, then half nelsons, but Ospreay arm-drags free! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay doesn’t stop there, he underhooks for the STORM- NO, Swerve slips free and scoops to POWERSLAM! Gator roll and suplex, but into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! The fans fire up and Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER into an ARMBAR! Swerve makes it a SHORT ARM SCISSOR! Ospreay endures, fights around, and reaches out, all while the fans duel! They roll, Ospreay stacks, ONE and Ospreay deadlifts Swerve!
Ospreay powers up to WHEELBARROW GERMAN Swerve into buckles!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down again! Ospreay rises at center while Swerve uses the ropes to stand. Ospreay runs up, falls for the feint, and Swerve KICKS the legs out! Then Swerve goes up the corner, only for Ospreay to tuck him in! CHEEKY NANDOS! Ospreay drags Swerve back for a POISON-RANA! Ospreay prepares the elbow and the fans fire up again! HIDDEN- NO, Swerve mule kicks, HAYMAKERS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Swerve runs, into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous again as Ospreay drags Swerve up with underhooks. Swerve fights the lift, goes to ropes, and he DUMPS Ospreay out! Ospreay tumbles but stands back up, only for Swerve to PLANCHA! Ospreay moves, Swerve lands on the apron, and Swerve ASAI MOONSAULTS, but Ospreay slides into the ring! Swerve’s leg jams and he hobbles to the desk! Ospreay lines up a shot, FLYING HIDDEN BLADE!! The fans are losing their minds again and Nana’s jaw has dropped, but the Blockbuster goes picture in picture again!
The ref checks both men, and Ospreay’s bloody nose is still a concern. Both men are able to continue, so the ref starts a ring count. Ospreay rises first, and he decides to leave swerve behind! Nana coaches Swerve up and Swerve makes it into the ring at 7, only to get a COAST2COAST! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives that sniper shot and Ospreay grows frustrated. Ospreay stalks Swerve, blocks the up kick and steps through the legs! Swerve fights it but Ospreay still gets the FIGURE FOUR! Swerve flails and reaches out but Ospreay CHOPS him! Swerve CHOPS back, but falls back. His shoulders are down so it’s a cover, TWO!
Swerve fights around, Ospreay stops the turnover, and he even grabs Swerve’s hand to keep Swerve from reaching the ropes. Ospreay fires a haymaker, Swerve fires back, repeat! Ospreay puts on the pressure, Swerve falls back into the cover, TWO! Swerve continues to endure, and he works to rock the boat, only for Ospreay to put on more pressure! Swerve still works to turn things over, Ospreay fights against it, but then Swerve uses that to roll! Ospreay endures, but he quickly rolls it back! Swerve uses that to have the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Ospreay undoes the hold, and both men are down, catching their breath.
Ospreay rolls away and rises up as the Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture. The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Ospreay watches Swerve stand. SUPERKICK! Swerve wobbles but stays on his feet. Ospreay winds up, and SUPERKICKS again! Swerve snarls as that one woke him up! But Ospreay just SUPERKICKS again! Swerve roars, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS again! Swerve drops to a knee, Ospreay takes aim, HIDDEN- NO, Swerve dodges and Ospreay collides with buckles! Swerve hurries after the bad arm! Swerve uses a straight arm lever to put Ospreay up top, and then Swerve climbs up to join him.
The fans rally as Swerve twists the arm, then lifts Ospreay again, SUPER ARM LEVER!! The fans fire up as Swerve rises and Ospreay writhes. Ospreay points to the bad arm, but Swerve goes right after it! SHORT ARM SCISSOR! Ospreay kicks and flails, fights around, rolls, but Swerve rolls with him! Ospreay keeps fighting, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Swerve throws elbows and forearms, but Ospreay still fights to his feet! Another deadlift, and he hooks Swerve’s arms!! Swerve slips free, Alabama Lift, DEADEYE?!?! Swerve uses Hangman’s move?!? Cover, TWO!!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve goes to a corner!
Swerve goes up, up, and takes aim! KILL- NO, Ospreay avoids the stomps! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Swerve survives and the fans are loving this! The fans rally, Nana shouts at Swerve, and Swerve rises up. Ospreay slowly follows, and the two stare down. “This is Awesome!” as Swerve grins. Ospreay fires a forearm! Swerve fires back! Ospreay and Swerve laugh!? They go forearm for forearm, faster and harder! They stand, and Swerve pats Ospreay on the shoulder. Then he ROCKS Ospreay! But Ospreay feeds off that! The fans fire up as the forearms just keep going! Ospreay wobbles, but he winds up to KICK!
Ospreay KICKS, KICKS, but Swerve counter kicks, WRINGS the bad arm, then HOUSE CALL outta nowhere!! Swerve goes to the corner while Ospreay sits up in a daze! KILL STOMPS!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? WHAT?!? But Swerve just clamps onto the arm, and STOMPS it! Ospreay writhes, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” HOUSE- HIDDEN BLADE!!! Ospreay isn’t done, he underhooks for the STORM BREAKER!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? Swerve barely gets that arm up, and Portland is erupting all over again! The fans rally up even harder as Ospreay underhooks Swerve again! Swerve resists the lift, but Ospreay muscles him up!
Ospreay roars and the fans duel, but wait… Is Ospreay thinking of using that move?! Portland is just as torn as Ospreay, but then Swerve powers out! Swerve wrenches, and INVERTED Alabama Lifts, for the VERTEBREAKER!!! Ospreay sputters as he sits up in a daze! Swerve calls his shot, for the HOUSE CALL!!! But Ospreay flops to the apron!! The fans rally as we hit the last sixty seconds of the time limit! Swerve and Ospreay are both at the corner as the fans rally even harder! THIRTY SECONDS! Swerve climbs, Ospreay sits up, but Swerve’s legs are weak! TIME’S UP!!!
Time Limit Draw
The fans boo as the thirty minutes are up, sparing Ospreay from the Kill Stomps on the apron! Swerve is frustrated, Nana grabs a mic, and Swerve says, “Oh my God, I’m in so much pain right now… But what we just showed right here, Swerve Strickland and Will Ospreay, we are the best because AEW is where the best wrestle.” The fans cheer that! Swerve says the only way to prove you’re the best is to finish matches, dammit! Swerve tells Ospreay that they’re both messed up pretty bad, but Swerve knows Ospreay wants to beat Swerve. Swerve says they keep going with sudden death! The fans love that idea, too!
But wait! The Death Riders appear, ready to ruin the fun! Swerve looks around, and here come Wheeler Yuta, Claudio Castagnoli, Marina Shafir, and Jon Moxley. Did they already deal with Hangman Page before coming out here? Are they about to remove all of their enemies in one night? Claudio looms over Ospreay on the outside while Moxley paces. Swerve stands his ground, despite being greatly outnumbered, but then The Young Bucks attack! The fans boo as Matthew & Nicholas knock Swerve down, stomp him around, then sit him up for the E V P TRIGGER!! And they also have handcuffs!?!
Nana drags Swerve to the apron, but Nick SUPERKICKS Nana! The fans boo as now, the Bucks cuff Swerve! A pair for each hand, and they cuff Swerve to the ropes! The Bucks laugh as Swerve is now a prisoner! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK!! It’s a one-sided Superkick Party, and The Bucks have Yuta pass them his black duffel bag. And from inside the bag, they bring out tack-covered Reeboks! Just like Swerve used on The Bucks at Anarchy in the Arena! Matt says you mess with The Bucks, you end up a dead man! But then OSPREAY gets in to take the DOUBLE SPIKED SUPERKICKS!!!
The fans lose their minds, and even The Bucks are stunned by this! Doc Sampson hurries right into the ring to check on Ospreay, and Swerve is enraged! Portland chants “F THE BUCKS!” while they sheepishly retreat. The Death Riders have also left, the damage done without them lifting a finger. The fans cheer Ospreay on for saving his friendly rival, but is he now out of the fight against the tyranny in AEW?
Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.
Renee Paquette is with the AEW Continental Champion and brings up tonight’s contract signing. Set for All In, it will be Kazuchika Okada VS Kenny Omega, Winner Takes All! These two have had some of the most legendary matches in all of professional wrestling, but this will be the first on American soil. Is this version of Okada ready for this version of Omega? Okada says yes, but then Don Callis interrupts. The Jackal apologizes, but to answer this question, he would like to pose his own question: Why is Okada in this match and not Kyle Fletcher? Has Okada had a better 2025 than Kyle Fletcher?
Why is Okada in this match and not Konosuke Takeshita? Has Okada really had a better 2025 than Takeshita? Or maybe Callis should be addressing this line of questioning right at Okada? Why isn’t it Kyle or Konosuke over Okada? This makes Callis sick! Okada takes Callis’ accusatory finger and bends it! But in steps Lance Archer! Then on the other side, it’s Kyle & Konosuke. Callis begs for mercy, Okada lets go, and he calls Callis, “B*tch.” The Rainmaker leaves, is it wise for Callis to get on his bad side? Or will someone in the Callis Family look to take that title off Okada before All In?
Mistico VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson!
The Crown Jewel of CMLL makes his return to AEW, and more than ready for next week’s Grand Slam in Mexico! But will Mistico be shining in the spotlight of this Summer Blockbuster? Or will the Vanilla Babyface sour the mood?
The bell rings and the fans rally as Mistico and Blake circle. They feel things out, then Mistico offers a handshake. Blake says sure, and then he just flips Mistico off! Blake BOOTS Mistico down, whips, but then drops down to hurdle over. Mistico leaps over the monkey flip, but Blake dodges the lariat! Blake RANAS, Mistico flounders, but then Mistico is up to block the chop! Mistico knuckle locks, CHOPS, then goes up the corner. Mistico balances up top, but Blake ARM-DRAGS him down! Blake rains down fists, soaks up the heat, then DECKS Mistico! Blake CHOKES Mistico on the ropes, steps off at the ref’s count, and soaks up more heat.
Mistico sits up to feed off the rally, but Blake DECKS him! Mistico goes to a corner, the fans rally more, but Blake brings Mistico up to whip. Mistico handsprings to BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up, Mistico ducks ‘n’ dodges to then RANA! Blake tumbles, staggers to his feet, but again Mistico blocks and CHOPS! Mistico goes up, up, and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Blake tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Mistico builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp with that true tope suicida! The fans fire up for Mistico while both men are down. Mistico rises, feeds off that energy again, and he puts Blake back in the ring.
Mistico pounds the apron to rally the fans again, then he aims. Blake runs up but Mistico dodges to GAMANGIRI! Mistico springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Mistico keeps the fans going as he stands again. Mistico puts Blake in the drop zone, climbs up the corner, but Big Shotty grabs at him! The fans boo as the ref misses that, and then Blake BOOTS Mistico to the floor! Blake builds speed to FOSBURY TOPE! The fans boo but Blake puts Mistico in the ring! Blake goes up again, springboard and 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Mistico shows why he’s a top tier champion in CMLL, but Blake vows to end this!
Blake goes up the corner again, only for Mistico to GAMANGIRI! Mistico climbs up after Blake, has him on the very top, and hits a SUPER SPANSH FLY! Cover, Mistico wins!
Winner: Mistico, by pinfall
CMLL’s finest certainly makes an impact on the Summer Blockbuster, but wait! The Hurt Syndicate makes their entrance! Montel Vontavious Porter leads the way for Bobby Lashley, Shelton Benjamin & Maxwell Jacob Friedman while Portland sings, “We Hurt~ People!” The All Mighty has the Scumbag stand down a moment, and MVP has a mic. “Attention AEW viewing audience, this is an official announcement from the Hurt Syndicate. I won’t be addressing you in this specific situation, because MJF has a message for the cabron in the ring!” The fans boo, but MJF says he is talking now, so thanks, Portland.
MVP demands respect for the Young Genius! MJF tells Mistico that his match was impressive. And it isn’t easy to impress MJF since he’s the most complete pro-wrestler in this sport today. So tell you want, “Misty…” The fans keep booing as MJF says he will give Mistico a match next week in Arena Mexico. MJF looks forward to it, too, because he looks forward to ripping “that dime store mask off your stupid face.” The fans boo more, but MJF says Mistico isn’t just getting any man. He is getting a patriot! For one night only, MJF is dusting off his red white ‘n’ blue just for you, Mistico! MJF says God Bless America! God Bless your American Champion!
But most importantly, God Bless your American Hero, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, M J F! The fans are torn given how MJF is using patriotism to put himself over. The flag and the streamers fly, and then MJF has the music stop while he steps into the ring. The streamers make that a bit tricky but MJF steps to Mistico. Mistico stops MJF there, and snatches the mic! The fans cheer, and he tells “MJF, HAHAHAHA! Sabes que, see you next week in Mexico City, en mi casa, Arena Mexico!” MVP has to translate the next part for MJF, and it isn’t very nice. MJF tells Mistico he might think he’s a big deal, but MJF grew up watching him on TV!
To MJF, this isn’t mystical Mistico! This is just sloppy Sin Cara! And now, much like the Star-Spangled Banner, he’s about to get dropped! But Mistico blocks the sucker punch to UPPERCUT MJF! Lashley & Shelton attack and they stomp Mistico down! The fans boo while Lashley and Shelton sit Mistico up! MJF wants the mask as a trophy! But wait! Here comes #JetSpeed! Mike Bailey & Kevin Knight rush in from the crowd side, Mascara Dorada by their side! TRIPLE PLANCHAS onto the Hurt Syndicate! The fans fire up and refs clean up this mess of streamers! The Hurt Syndicate apparently took out Komander earlier today, will Dorada & #JetSpeed make them pay?
Six Man Tag: The Hurt Syndicate VS JetSpeed & Mascara Dorada!
The trios sort out and MJF shouts about one in, one out! MJF starts against Dorada, and… Is MJF wearing ring gear a la MVP’s style? The bell rings, but then everyone rushes in and brawls! Lashley is after Speedball, Shelton has Knight, and MJF beats down Dorada! Lashley TOSSES Bailey out, then pursues, and Shelton whips Knight hard into a corner! MJF soaks up the heat with a smug grin and flexing, and Shelton scoop SLAMS Knight on the floor! Lashley THROWS Bailey into railing! MVP joins commentary and says MJF decided to make this a big party. The fans chant “YOU LOOK STUPID!” at MJF and MJF tells them to shut up, no one asked them!
MJF scoops Dorada to SLAM him, then drags Dorada up again. MJF slaps Dorada around, but Dorada ROCKS him in return! Dorada runs up, MJF handsprings to dodge! MJF kicks, Dorada blocks, and Dorada FLIPS MJF! MJF lands out, and he pokes Dorada in the eyes! MJF says, “Lucha libre is easy, Mistico! It’s easy!” But Dorada pokes MJF in the eyes! Dorada kicks, whips, but MJF reverses. Dorada handsprings, MJF dodges, but Dorada ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up while MJF flounders, hot tag to Knight! Knight stomps MJF, then tags Bailey. #JetSpeed double whip MJF to ropes, then DOUBLE HIP TOSS!
The fans fire up as Knight SLIDING SHOULDERS! Bailey STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO! MJF stays in this but Bailey stays between him and the Hurt Syndicate. Bailey KICKS, KICKS, and then bumps MJF off buckles. Tag to Dorada, and Dorada springboards to AX HANDLE! Dorada fires the fans up, but MJF CLAWS Dorada’s eyes! MJF puts Dorada in the corner, then claims Dorada got him in his eyes! This distracts the ref so Lashley can TOSS Dorada to the floor! The fans go nuts seeing that crash landing, and Lashley shrugs while the Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture.
Bailey protests but the ref keeps him back. MJF tags Lashley, Lashley RAMS Dorada into the barriers, then whips him into the steel steps! Dorada flounders, Lashley storms over, and Lashley has Bailey and Knight back up. Lashley puts Dorada in the ring, stomps him, then RAMS Dorada into an open corner. Lashley RAMS Dorada again and again, then fires hands! Lashley reels Dorada in, suplexes, and stalls for a count of TEN before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Dorada stays in this but Lashley is just amused. Tag to MJF and he runs, runs, and runs… to then just poke Dorada in the eyes! MJF flips off Portland while stepping on Dorada.
MJF drags Dorada up, tags Shelton, and they mug Dorada. Shelton stands Dorada up, Dorada fires hands and forearms, but Shelton fires in return! Shelton whips, then he FLAPJACKS Dorada! Dorada flounders, Shelton covers, Knight breaks it! Shelton is annoyed but he drags Dorada back. Shelton stomps Dorada, tags MJF, and MJF CLAWS Dorada’s back! Tag to Lashley and he stands Dorada for a NECKBREAKER! Lashley flexes, Dorada crawls, but Lashley mocks him. Lashley then BLASTS #JetSpeed off the corner! Lashley puts Dorada in the corner, runs corner to corner, and he RAMS Dorada!
Dorada flops to the mat, Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture, and MJF tags in. MJF runs and shouts out MVP, “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP MISSES! MVP plays off that airball like it’s no big deal, but MJF drags Dorada back. MJF swings, Dorada dodges, but MJF grabs Dorada’s hand! Dorada reaches for his team, ROCKS MJF, and repeat! And repeat! MJF then puts up his guard, but that lets Dorada hot tag Knight! Knight rallies on MJF with LARIAT after LARIAT! Knight whips, MJF reverses, but Knight goes up and over! Knight hurdles MJF then DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up and MVP admits, that was good.
Knight runs, UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! MJF stays in this, Knight coordinates with Bailey, and Knight brings MJF up, MJF swings, Knight ducks and waistlocks. Knight pushes MJF to the ropes for Bailey to ROCK! Knight then winds up, but MJF dodges! Hot tag to Lashley, but then both AEW World Tag Team Champions step in! Bailey tags in so he can step up with Knight! They LARIAT, but the champs stay put! JetSpeed then dodges the Hurt Syndicate to DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Lashley & Shelton shrug those off, then block the next try! LARIAT for Bailey, gut wrench for Knight! CLIFFHANGER!
Shelton has Bailey for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bailey sputters, Shelton feeds him to Lashley, MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up and MJF wants in! Lashley is a little surprised but he tags MJF in. MJF grins and MVP says to take it home! MJF struts up to Bailey, MVP tells the fans to shut up, but Bailey kicks! MJF ducks the pump handle, and MADE IN JAPAN!? Cover, TWO!! Bailey survives and MJF is seething. MJF tells Portland to shut up but they rally up for “SPEEDBALL! SPEEDBALL!” MJF kicks Bailey around, mocks the crane stance, but then Bailey THRUST KCIKS! Dorada springboards to MISSILE DROPKICIK!
Lashley SPEARS Dorada! Lashley kicks Bailey reels him in, gut wrench and- NO, Bailey slips free and fires off LIGHTNING KICKS! ENZIGIRI! Knight is back, he gets a boost form Bailey, SATELLITE DDT! Not the cleanest, but then Shelton GERMAN SUPLEXES Bailey! Bailey lands out!? Knight is up, Shelton avoids a dropkick, but not the DOUBLE DROPKICK! The Hurt Syndicate regroups outside, and JetSpeed coordinate! Crisscross with the OVER THE CORNER TOPE, and the GOLDEN TRIANGLE MOONSAULT! Dorada won’t be left out, he goes up to SUPER SHOOTING STAR ATTACK MJF!!
The fans fire up with Dorada, then he and Bailey put MJF in! MJF is in the drop zone but MVP gets off commentary! MJF distracts the ref and MVP CRACKS Bailey with the walking cane! The fans boo but MJF drags Bailey up! Hammerlock and DDT!! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
It took an assist from MVP, but now MJF rains down fists on Bailey! Knight and Dorada rush back in, but then Lashley & Shelton CLOBBER them! The fans boo but the Hurt Syndicate mugs their opponents 4v3! Lashley TOSSES Knight, Shelton STEP-UP KNEES Dorada, and then Lashley THROWS Knight over railing! MJF puts Dorada back in so that he can grab at the mask! The fans boo but MJF loosens the strings! Dorada tries to fight it, but MJF YANKS the mask away! The fans boo as MJF holds up his trophy, but Mistico is back! LA MYSTICA into the FUJIWARA!! MJF TAPS, the Syndicate realizes what is going on, and they rush back in!
Mistico gets away, having gotten a semblance of revenge for CMLL and himself! Will Mistico humble the Scumbag in front of the people of Mexico? Or will MJF show us that hurting people is a universal language?
Hangman Page heads to the ring!
But now he’s getting jumped by the Death Riders! We saw them stalking him earlier, but only now do they strike! The fans boo as Claudio drags Hangman up to his feet, and we see that he’s been gagged with duct tape, and his hands are tied behind his back! The beating is one-sided, and Claudio even uses a stage speaker to SMASH Hangman in the legs! Then the Death Riders RAM Hangman into the apron! They shove Hangman into the ring, and Moxley takes his time following after his minions. Moxley paces, mic in hand, and he has the mugging stop. “Terribly sorry about all this. It’s just that I wanna make sure that we can have a real conversation. Y’know how distracted you can get.
“Your head’s all over the place. You’re worried about everybody else but yourself. We need you focused. These people need you focused! Because this is your time. All In, the AEW World Championship. For you, this is do or die.” The fans tell Moxley to shut up, but the mugging just continues. Moxley says he’s been watching Hangman, and Hangman is… complicated. Moxley doesn’t understand Hangman he doesn’t like Hangman. The “Millennial Cowboy,” right? For a long time now, Hangman has been searching high and low for something. Moxley doesn’t know what it is, but Hangman has exactly four weeks to find it.
Moxley tells Hangman he has four weeks to step up and become the man everybody here wants you to become. And if he’s not prepared to do that, then he can pack his s*it and get the hell out! Hangman RISING HEADBUTTS Moxley!! Moxley falls, the Death Riders swarm him again, and then Claudio grabs a chair! They put the chair around Hangman’s head! The fans boo but Moxley has Claudio stand down. It seems Moxley still wants All In to happen after all. But then the sound of thunder summons the Opps! Samoa Joe, Katsuyori Shibata & “Powerhouse” Hobbs run The Death Riders off!
The fans fire up as the AEW World Trios Champions have Hangman’s back! Moxley leaves it at this, because his message was sent. But then Hangman grabs a mic to shout, “I have come too far and I am too close for that to be the best that you got! Because I would ride through DEATH ITSELF to take that world championship!!” The fans cheer, and Hangman says if he finds even one Death Rider tonight, eh will take their heads! Hangman grabs that chair Claudio was going to use, and now he’s on the hunt! Will Hangman make sure “The One True King of AEW” loses some pawns on the road to All In: Texas?
TayJay VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford!
Just as Anna Jay was at the mercy of the Megasus & Superbad Girl, or lack thereof, Tay Melo made her return to AEW! Queenslayer and Brazilian Badass are reunited, but will they continue where they left off? Or will they still be made to #BowDown?
The fans chant, “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” for Mama Melo. The teams sort out and Anna starts against Ford. They step up, talk some trash, but then Ford tags Megan. Ford smirks and shrugs, but then Tay wants in? Anna tags her in and the fans fire up as Tay gets right in Megan’s face! But then Ford sucker punches Tay! Jay tags in, Megan kicks her low, and then the bad girls whip TayJay! Tay ROCKS Ford but Megan LARIATS Jay! The fans fire up as now Tay and Megan stare down. They talk some trash, Tay shoves Megan, but Megan pie faces Tay! Ford drags Tay out of the ring and whips her into the steel steps!
Jay ROCKS Megan, runs, but into a scoop and SLAM! Megan “kicks dirt” at Anna, drags her up, and picks her up. Tag to Ford and then Megan RAMS Anna into a corner! Megan CHOPS Anna, whips her corner to corner, then runs in and SPLASHES! Ford handsprings in and BACK ELBOWS! Ford gets a taste but Anna fires off forearms! The fans fire up, Anna whips, and Anna UPPERCUTS Ford, ROCKS her, then whips her! Anna runs up to LEG LARIAT! Anna puts Ford up top, wrenches to HOOK KICK, then ICONOCLASM! Anna runs and basement DROPKICKS! Anna drags Ford over, tags Tay, and then Anna ROCKS Ford again!
Anna whips Tay in and she back ELBOWS! Anna ELBOWS Ford, then Tay says she didn’t forget about Ford! Tag back to Anna, but Megan runs in and BLASTS Tay! The fans boo but Megan saves Ford from Anna! Megan ROCKS Anna, Ford handsprings to headscissor, and that’s just to hold Anna in place for the BOOT! Megan and her harbinger stand tall while Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture.
Ford drags Anna up, kicks her around, but Anna fires body shots! Ford CLUBS Anna down, soaks up heat, and she puts Anna on the ropes. Ford CHOKES Anna, she and Megan soak up the heat, but Ford stops as the ref counts 4. Anna flops back but Ford drags her back up. Ford bumps Anna off buckles, tags Megan, and Megan taunts Tay before she runs in and LARIATS Anna! Then she OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Tag back to Ford, and Megan sets up so Ford can use her as a step in the MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Anna stays in this and Ford grows frustrated. Ford keeps Anna down with a chinlock.
Anna endures as Ford traps an arm. Ford shifts to have both arms in the motorcycle stretch! Ford digs her knee into Anna’s back, then drags her up to bump off buckles. Tag to Megan, and she brings Anna around to short arm LARIAT! And short arm LARIAT again! And short arm LARIATÂ again! Megan paces around while Anna flounders to a corner. Megan is on Anna, stands her up, and she runs back in, only for Anna to dodge! Ford runs up, Anna TOSSES her! Anna staggers, reaches for Tay, but Ford YANKS Tay down! And Megan CLOBBERS Anna! Megan aims from a corner, runs up, and LEAPING LARIATS! Cover, TWO!
Megan is seething, and she puts Anna in a corner to RAM her again and again! Megan puts Anna up top, ROCKS her, then climbs up. Anna fights back with body shots and she shoves Megan back! Megan runs up, Anna BOOTS her, and then she BLOCKBUSTERS Megan down! How fitting as Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture! Anna and Megan crawl, hot tags to Ford and Tay! The fans fire up as Tay rallies on Ford with LARIAT after LARIAT! ford gets around, Tay switches, and Tay GERMAN SUPLEXES! Tay roars, runs, and KNEES Ford down!! Cover, Megan breaks it! Megan drags Ford to safety, then tags herself in!
The fans rally for Tay but Megan is on her. Tay ROCKS Megan first! And again! And again! Megan gets mad and DECKS Tay in return! Megan runs corner to corner but Tay dodges the splash! Tay comes back to BOOT! Tay goes the other way and BOOTS again! Tay keeps going, corner to corner and BOOT!! Third Tay’s the charm! But Megan still fireman’s carries her! FATE’S- NO, Tay lands out, trips Megan up, and has the CALF KILLER!! Megan endures, reaches out, but Tay pulls on the leg! But Megan reaches back DRIBBLE Tay’s head off the mat! Tay lets the leg go, crawls around, and Megan slaps her leg into working.
Megan runs in, but Tay DUMPS Megan out! Megan staggers to her feet but Tay is on the apron! CANNONBALL! The fans fire up with Tay and then Anna climbs! Tay stands Megan up for Anna, and Anna SUPER CROSSBODIES! Down goes Megan again and the fans fire up for TayJay! But wait, Ford is up top! ARIHARA MOONSAULT!! Down goes TayJay and the fans fire up again! Ford pushes Anna into the ring for Megan, and Megan fireman’s carries! Ford has Tay, and she adds Tay to the mix?! Megan hits a FALL AWAY SLAM SAMOAN DROP COMBO!! The fans fire up as Megan roars, and then Ford wants in?
Megan drags Tay up, tags Ford in, and Megan feeds Tay to Ford’s fireman’s carry! But Tay fights free! Anna has Megan in the QUEENSLAYER SLEEPER!! Tay reels Ford in for the Gory Especial! TAY K O!!! Cover, TAYJAY WINS!!!
Winners: TayJay, by pinfall
The hubris of Penelope Ford has cost her team the win! Megan drags Anna back into the ring, but Anna is still on her like a backpack! Megan THROWS Anna down, HAMMERS away on her, but Tay gets Anna outta there! TayJay takes the win, but is this war far from over?
AEW takes a look at the history of Okada VS Omega.
“In the professional wrestling world, once in a great while, there are rivalries that are not merely captivating. Some cross the threshold into something more. Something generational. Something… legendary. For Kenny Omega and Kazuchika Okada, they found this kind of rivalry. Okada established himself as an ace of NJPW, having held the promotion’s top prize seven times. Of Japan’s long lineage of some of the greatest wrestlers to walk the earth, Kazuchika Okada put himself firmly near the top of that list.
“Enter Kenny Omega. The outsider, who would lead a Bullet Club of other outsiders. They would meet many times across from each other as part of teams, yet a one-on-one meeting of these titans of NJPW was inevitable. After becoming the first gaijin to ever win the renowned G1 Climax, Omega was already on course to a career making showdown. The event? WrestleKingdom 11 at the Tokyo Dome. That match? Game changing.” Okada would win that true instant classic, and promised to make it rain in NJPW so long as he was part of it. “In an epic rematch, the champion, Okada, chose Omega for his challenger.
“Little did he know how far it would push his own limits.” Don Callis was even there to help call the match that determined the future of NJPW, and pro-wrestling as a whole. NJPW Dominion 2017 would end in a ONE HOUR TIME-LIMIT DRAW! And as fate would have it, later that year in the G1 Climax, a final round block match would see these two meet again. The trilogy did not disappoint, and Omega would win. Three classics, 1-1-1 was the record, so the only way to determine who was truly the better man, Okada and Omega agreed to a NO TIME LIMIT, Best 2 Out of 3 Falls, and NJPW Dominion 2018!
After pushing past limits and then some, going to the final fall and well over an hour, it would be Omega’s win to finally become IWGP Heavyweight Champion! “In the wake of their battles, their paths would diverge.” Omega helped found AEW, Okada continued to make it rain in NJPW, “but with any true rival, eventually you find your way back.” Okada decided to be All Elite with The Elite, and now this rivalry will truly solidify itself as legend. “A stadium show for the ages. Kazuchika Okada, Kenny Omega, Rainmaker, Best Bout Machine, one more time!”
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
AEW returns and Schiavone welcomes us back to the Summer Blockbuster. The table is already set, the belts are already on display, and there’s something underneath a familiar shroud. Schiavone is honored to be here for the Winner Takes All contract signing, Okada VS Omega, live on Saturday, July 12th, part of All In: Texas. This is the most anticipated match in AEW, so first of all, welcome out the Continental Champion, Kazuchika Okada! The fans cheer as The Rainmaker makes his way out to the ring. Schiavone now welcomes out the International Champion, Kenny Omega! The fans cheer again as now the Best Bout Machine gets all that pyro!
Omega high-fives some fans before he joins Okada and Schiavone in the ring. Each champion stands by their belt, and Schiavone again says it is an honor to preside over this contract signing. But before that, this is a winner takes all match. So at All In, the winner will be crowned the first-ever AEW Unified Champion! Schiavone reveals the brand new belt and the fans lose their minds just looking at it! Schiavone says it is time to sign the contract. They’ve both read it over, so Okada may sign first. Okada does just that, then passes the contract over to Omega. Omega takes the mic first to say, “Seven years. Seven years almost to the day, we had our last match.”
Omega says watching that video package, he barely recognized himself. But when it comes to this match, they’ll leave it all in the ring one last time, for everything. Omega then signs his part, and it is official! The two men step up and Omega offers a handshake. Okada considers it, and he takes it! The fans cheer the sportsmanship, and then both men pull the other in close. They talk a bit of trash, but wait! The Don Callis Family makes their way out here? The fans boo as The Jackal steps out on stage, mic in hand. Callis smirks and nods, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans also have something to say: “F DON CALLIS!”
Callis tells Portland to be quiet but they just keep going. Callis tells Kenny that he should be ashamed of himself! This match should not be between Omega and Okada! This should be Omega VS Takeshita or Omega VS Kyle! Omega throws off his jacket and tells Callis to cut the crap! He has heard enough! Everyone has! The fans cheer that! Callis says Omega should face Kyle or Takeshita! Omega says yeah, of course, it’s all about Kyle and Takeshita now. But the thing is, Omega’s been there, done that, beaten them, and Callis will not ruin this match! If those guys want their shot at the belt, they have to get in line like everyone else.
But for this match at All In, it is Omega VS Okada! There is not one trick Callis can play to ruin it! Omega knows all of Callis’ tricks, and so do all the fans! Oh, Omega knows all of Callis’ tricks?! Well, kid, you don’t know this one! Okada CLOBBERS Omega with the Continental Championship belt! The fans boo, but it would seem that confrontation was a facade! And now Callis brings out a baton! He hands it to Okada, then he stands Omega up! Okada winds up to SMASH Omega in the stomach! The fans boo as Okada drags Omega up to CLUB him on the back! The fans chant at Okada, “You Sold Out!” Medics rush in and Callis has Okada stand down.
Callis and Okada leave together while a backboard and stretcher are brought out for Omega. Omega doesn’t want to be carried away but his stomach and lower midsection are still a concern after his diverticulitis surgery. But wait, Okada isn’t done! He goes up the corner! Callis is gleeful as Okada hits the MACHO ELBOWÂ while Omega is on the backboard! The fans boo more and the medical team reprimands Okada. Christopher Daniels storms out here and tells them to back off! They’ve done enough, and if they do any more, there will be consequences! Callis threatens Daniels with the baton! Daniels says he may be retired but he can still mess Callis up!
Callis steps outside, and he intimidates the medics and even Michael Nakazawa! And then Okada SHOVES Daniels down! MACHO ELBOW from the apron!! Omega falls off the stretcher and to the floor, and he vomits blood!! The fans lose their minds while Okada just smiles watching the results of his psychotic actions! Okada & Callis finally leave, the medics get Omega out of there, and Alex Marvez catches Callis & Okada as they reach the parking lot. That was absolutely disgusting! What is wrong with them?! Callis says get away from him! They’re gonna get killed in here, they gotta go! Callis & Okada get in Callis’ car and he tells the driver to go!
The car practically peels out of the parking garage and off into the night! Will Callis make Okada the future Unified Continental & International Champion by any means necessary? Or will Omega still be able to go All In?
Adam Cole is here!
Portland cheers up seeing the AEW TNT Champion make his way out here, and they join in on the “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE BAYBAY!” Cole is here to watch this next match, who takes a step closer to the TNT Championship after this Collision?
Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Kyle Fletcher w/ The Don Callis Family!
The Pride of Professional Wrestling called out the Protostar, knowing that they’re each hungry for gold. But will the 5 Tool Player be able to Molly Whop the Don Callis Family’s favorite son? Or will Bowens be shot down by the Aussie Arrow?
The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Bowens and Kyle stare down, and the fans sing, “Oh~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Bowens grins as Cole and Billy scissor finger! Kyle and Bowens circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. They go around, Bowens digs his heels in, but Kyle turns things around to put Bowens in the corner. The ref counts, Kyle rolls back and flexes. The fans are torn but Kyle tells Billy to “SUCK IT!” Bowens has Billy calm down, he can handle this. Billy says that’s Kyle’s one warning. Bowens and Kyle circle, tie up, and Kyle turns things around, only for Bowens to turn things back around. Bowens now rolls back and he scissor fingers!
Kyle runs up, Bowens dodges, and Bowens headlocks. Bowens grinds Kyle down but Kyle powers up and out. Bowens RAMS Kyle, Kyle rebounds to RUN Bowens over! Kyle smirks, runs, but Bowens stays low. Bowens hurdles, but Kyle bypasses the monkey flip, only for Bowens to avoid the Penalty Kick! Bowens rolls Kyle up, TWO! Kyle stands, ducks a shot to whip, and then he drops, hurdles, but Bowens shoves him away! Mule kick! Front kick! Bowens runs, and he slips through the lariat to FLOATING DDT! The fans fire up with Bowens and he stalks Kyle to a corner. Bowens CHOPS Kyle, then has him in the corner.
The fans rally, Bowens whips, and then Bowens SPLASHES in the corner! Wrench and ANGLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Kyle stays in this but Billy coaches Bowens. Archer tells Kyle to get up but Bowens has Kyle first. But Kyle scoops to SLAM! Kyle hobbles away, Archer makes sure Cole saw that, but Bowens is up. Bowens runs up, Kyle puts him on the apron, and Kyle runs to CALF KICK! Bowens falls to the floor and Kyle grins while the Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture.
Bowens sputters, Billy checks on him, and Billy warns Archer to stay back. Archer says the same back, but then Kyle goes out to fetch Bowens. Kyle reels Bowens in for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Bowens writhes, Kyle taunts Billy, and then Kyle grins as he stalks Bowens in the ring. Kyle stomps Bowens around, then stalks him to the ropes. Kyle JUMP STOMPS Bowens down! And JUMP STOMPS again! Kyle drags Bowens up to scoop and SLAM him! Kyle paces while Bowens writhes, then Kyle covers, TWO! Kyle taunts Portland while the Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture. Bowens rises, but Kyle is on him already.
Kyle suplexes but Bowens blocks! Kyle KNEES Bowens again and again, then suplexes again. Bowens slips free, mule kicks, front kicks, and runs to FAMOUSER, only for Kyle to slip out the back! Bowens blocks another suplex to GOURD BUSTER! Bowens runs, and now FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and Bowens covers, TWO! Kyle is tougher than that but Bowens works to refocus. The fans rally as Bowens brings Kyle up. Bowens CHOPS, whips, but Kyle blocks by holding ropes! Bowens BOOTS Kyle for it, then whips, but Kyle reverses to wrench and SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Bowens tumbles out of the ring while Kyle snarls.
Archer laughs at Bowens, but then he and Billy shout at each other. Kyle goes out after Bowens, stares Cole down and Cole says don’t even. But Kyle brings Bowens up, only for Bowens to slip free! And then Electric Chai Lift, and SLAM off the apron! Kyle is dazed and Bowens pushes him in the ring. Bowens LARIATS Kyle inside-out! Cover, TWO! Kyle toughs it out but Bowens drags him to a drop zone. The fans rally as Bowens climbs, but Kyle rises up! GAMANGIRI! Bowens sits back, Kyle shakes out the stars, and Kyle climbs. Kyle drags Bowens to the top rope, but Bowens fights back with body shots! Bowens slips under and mule kicks the legs out!
Kyle is stuck in the ropes and Bowens ENZIGIRIS him! Then DRAPING SIDEWINDER! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and Cole is loving this match. The fans rally behind Bowens and he winds up from the corner. MOLLY- NO, Kyle ducks and ROCKS Bowens! Bowens kicks but Kyle blocks to then BOOT Bowens! Kyle runs, but Bowens fires off Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! Kyle sputters and the fans fire up! Bowens tries again, MOLLY- SUPERKICK!! Kyle brings Bowens in and up, LAST RIDE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Bowens survives and even Cole is shocked! Kyle seethes, but the fans rally as Bowens goes to a corner.
Kyle aims, runs corner to corner, GAMANGIRI! And then the suplex, but Bowens knees free! Bowens clinches for the ARRIVAL! Cover, TWO!!! Kyle survives but Bowens still has his best shot to try! MOLLY- NO, Kyle flops and bails out! Archer is there to help Kyle, but the fans boo. Wait, Bowens goes up! Bowens SUPER CROSSBODIES Kyle down!! The fans fire up again and Archer is furious! But Billy steps up to keep the Murderhawk Monster back. The ref tells them both to watch themselves, and the fans rally up. Bowens and Kyle rise as the ring count climbs, but then Archer BOOTS Billy! The fans boo as Archer THROWS Billy into railing!
Bowens and Kyle are in the ring, but Bowens saw what Archer did! That distraction lets Kyle hit the GAMANGIRI! And then the BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Kyle wins!
Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall
Bowens let Archer strike out Daddy Ass, and Kyle hits one out of the park! But will Kyle and Cole battle over the TNT Championship soon enough? Will the Don Callis Family keep on winning with the 8 Man Tag later tonight?
Carlos Cabrera is in the ring.
The former AAA commentator, now All Elite, thanks Portland for the reception, and says in just seven days, we will see a wonderful collaboration of AEW and CMLL. The fans cheer that, and Cabrera adds that when we talk about this collaboration, nothing comes to mind better than introducing to us a star that has decades in this business and is still going. His debut was FOUR decades ago, and he is the Idol of Children, for the young love him so much, but so do fans of all ages. In Cabrera’s book, this is one of the best ever, with so many accomplishments and championships in his career. A person who has taken many masks of most importance in lucha libre.
And in Cabrera’s opinion, this person is a real, truly living legend! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome out Atlantis! The fans cheer as the OG Atlantis makes his way out, accompanied by his son, Atlantis Jr! The Atlantis familia go to the ring to join Cabrera, and Cabrera says this is a huge, historic collaboration. Who better to talk about that than- FTR? Stokely Hathaway, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood take their interrupting to a new level, and #BigStoke has the mic to ask, “Did I hear the words, ‘living legend?’ Because there’s only two living legends that I know of, and they are standing right next to me!”
Stoke leads the way into the ring as he excuses Cabrera. Stoke says that Atlantis Sr. has that look in his eyes. It is either excitement, or the look of someone so old, they’re about to defecate themselves on national television. The fans boo but FTR laughs. Stoke says he gets it, Atlantis is scared, and he has every single reason to be scared! He will give a synopsis of everything FTR has accomplished the past few weeks. They took out the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express! They took out Nigel McGuinness at Double Or Nothing! And ever since then, they turned Nigel into a “pill popper.” Stoke says yes, Nigel has been popping sleeping pills hoping that he’ll wake up in 2002, the last time he was relevant!
The fans boo more, but Stoke says Daniel Garcia hasn’t been the same since Double Or Nothing! Wanna know why? Because Garcia has contemplated early retirement! And if the rumors are true, that OnlyFans link will drop any day now! And Copeland, where is he? Where’s Cope? When’s he coming back? What’s he up to? Stoke will tell us what Cope is up to: Staring at a wall, his brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chili’s! What a great list of accomplishments! But there is one more thing that this great team has to accomplishment. They have performed in every single major arena, all except for Arena Mexico.
And FTR doesn’t have a match yet, but what they want, they always get! And it doesn’t matter how they do it! Dax takes the mic to say that obviously, Big Stoke here is a little upset. The fans boo but Dax says relax, give him a minute. Stoke is upset, but Dax is actually rather excited about this partnership. The fans tell FTR to STFU, but Cash shouts, “HE’S TALKING!!” Dax says he likes this partnership of AEW and CMLL! CMLL is the oldest wrestling promotion in the world! Which is funny, because Atlantis Sr. might be the oldest wrestler in the world. But hey, sorry, he’s digressing.
Dax just wants to get to know them. He makes introductions, and he wants to know is if FTR were to wrestle back when Atlantis started in the 1930s, how would they have faired? Dax pulls the usual “Because I think” move, saying FTR would’ve done pretty damn well. Whether it was against Villano, Blue Panther Sr, Santo, FTR would’ve beaten ’em all and made Atlantis their bag boy. Speaking of that, at 62 years old, Atlantis Sr. is still going strong. So Dax’s next question is, at 61 years old, how many Depends does he go through? Father and son have had enough, they start throwing hands! The fans fire up as Senior has Dax while Junior has Cash!
But Cash CLAWS Junior in the eyes, then he attacks Senior! FTR mugs Senior, then Cash goes up! Cole says screw this, and he jumps off commentary to get in there! He fires hands on Dax, then on Cash, and repeat! The fans fire up, but the Don Callis Family rushes out here! Konosuke & Kyle mug Cole, Hechicero joins in, and then FTR stomps away on Atlantis Junior! And on Atlantis Senior! But then Bandido y Templario appear! They DOUBLE SUPERKICK Hechicero! Then they dodge #ProtoShita to BOOSTED SHOTGUN DROPKCIK! TEMPLAROONI! But FTR attack the luchadores! The fans boo as it is chaos, but here comes Brody King!
The fans fire up as the King of Death fires hands on the Don Callis Family and FTR! Bandido TOSSES Cash, Atlantis Senior gets payback on Dax! Bandido helps Templario go up top, then Bandido DIVES! Templario SUPER CROSSBODIES! Dax finds he’s all alone with everybody else! Senior says uno momento, he wants his shot! Dax says bet, and he runs up on Senior! Senior dodges to then SPINEBUSTER! And he rains down fists! Dax scrambles out of there, but Senior still goes after him! Dax runs but can’t get away, Atlantis Senior’s still got that fire! Dax hops the railing, but Senior still wants him! This brawl heads backstage!
Atlantis Junior goes to help his father, and Cole tells the Don Callis Family to just wait and see how things go later tonight! Will the Paragon make sure the family pays for what Callis & Okada did earlier tonight?
Backstage interview with Big Bill & Bryan Keith.
Lexy Nair is with the Redwood & Bad Apple, and says they asked for this time, so what is on their mind? Bill says they promised to crack skulls and stack W’s, and that is what they did to the Gates of Agony. Keith says for just a second in that Street Fight, he didn’t think he was gonna make it. But he appreciates Bill has his back. Bill says he always has BK’s back. But that was only one W. ONE! If there’s another team out there that thinks- Oh, there is a team! JD Drake & Anthony Henry step in! Drake says it’s like they’ve seen a ghost!
Don’t let the fact that the Workhorsemen haven’t been in an AEW ring in over a YEAR lead you to believe that they aren’t two men who are obsessed with success. Fellas, that’s not an option where these two come from. So uh, if Bill & BK wanna have it their way, Drake & Henry are ready to punch in, and knock out! BK says bet! Bill says if they wanna get their skulls cracked, then by all means. CRACK CRACK! Drake says okay, see y’all soon. But will Scrap Metal & The Saint of Augusta chop down what’s left of the Learning Tree?
Mercedes Mone is here!
And just like last time, she’s going to be ringside to watch the TIMELESS AEW Women’s World Champion. But will she like the “spinoff” that’s about to play? Or will she have a hand in changing the ending?
Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Julia Hart w/ Skye Blue!
Toni stops by Mone’s table for one and takes a taste of the mashed potatoes. But that’s when Julia & Skye strike! The fans boo but Mone loves it as Skye rains down fists on Toni! The ref reprimands, drags Skye off Toni, but then Julia attacks! The ref EJECTS Skye and the fans cheer! Julia is furious but the fans cheer on “AUBREY! AUBREY!” The ref tells Julia to back off, Mone is upset that her potatoes are ruined, but Julia says oops, guess the match is over. Toni is in rough shape, Mone mockingly asks if she’s okay, and Toni sits up. The fans cheer Toni on, Mone tells them to shut up, and then she sips her red wine.
Aubrey checks on Toni, Julia waits for the final verdict, and Toni steadies herself. Toni rolls into the ring, refusing to let cheap shots ruin her scene. “Ring the bloody bell already!” The bell indeed rings, and Julia is right on Toni in the corner! Julia fires hands, but Toni turns things around! Julia trips Toni, stomps away, then makes sure Toni is in the drop zone. Julia climbs while Mone applauds, HARTSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Toni survives and Julia snarls. Julia CLUBS away on Toni, the fans rally up, and Julia whips Toni, only for Toni to SHOTGUN! Julia tumbles, Toni runs and HIP ATTACKS Julia to the floor!
The fans fire up and Toni says, “We’ll be right back! Stay tuned, darling!” And just as the leading lady says, the Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture!
Mone tells Toni to back off, but Toni runs up on Julia. Julia dodges and the hip attack hits steps! Julia grins as she drags Toni up into the ring. Julia dribbles Toni off the mat, then covers, TWO! Toni toughs it out but Julia clamps on with a chinlock. Toni endures, Mone enjoys more of her meal, but Toni fires body shots. Julia CLUBS Toni, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then brings Toni to a corner. Julia climbs up, knuckle locks the hand, and she tightrope walks. Julia goes OLD SCHOOL for the ax handle! Then a SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Julia grows frustrated but Mone says that’s the way. The fans rally for Toni while Julia bends her back with a CAMEL CLUTCH!
Toni endures, claws at the mat, and Mone munches asparagus while Toni RAMS Julia into a corner! Toni fires elbows, but Julia bumps her off buckles! Julia fires forearms, then stomps a mudhole in. Julia digs her boot in, the ref counts, and Julia steps off at 4 while AEW goes to break.
The Summer Blockbuster returns and Julia wrenches to RAM shoulders with Toni! And RAMS, and RAMS! Toni falls, Julia stands her up to wrench and bring her back to a corner. Julia climbs, throws more shots, then goes back to the top. Julia tightrope walks again, but Toni says no more Old School as she trips Julia up! Toni shakes the ropes to jam up Hart’s throne! Toni then drags Julia up for a GERMAN SUPLEX! And another GERMAN SUPLEX! And then a SAIDO! Mone frowns but the fans fire up as Toni reels Julia in, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally up all the same!
Toni watches Julia go to a corner, but now Julia needs to be checked. The ref has Toni stay back, Julia stands up, and Toni rushes in! Julia goes up and over to catch Toni into the TARANTULA! Julia was playing possum, but she lets go of Toni at 4. Julia steps in and tilt-o-whirls, IRON OCTOPUS! The fans rally as Toni endures! Toni reaches out, storms her way over, and has the ROPEBREAK! Julia lets go but then HAMMERS away on Toni! Julia runs, but Toni clamps on for a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO! Julia stays in this but the fans fire up behind Toni. Toni drags Julia up, reels her in, but Julia fights the lift!
Julia wrenches, clinches, S T O! Julia puts Toni back in the drop zone, then climbs up. HARTSAULTÂ but Toni moves! Julia rolls through, Toni runs up, BIG PACKAGE!! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
Mone sneers as Toni comes from behind to come out on top! But will Toni keep it coming- er, going as we approach All In? Mone approaches Toni in the ring, and Toni pleads with Mone to show some mercy in this moment. Mone helps Toni stand up, and smells Toni’s hair. Mone whispers something to Toni, then THROWS her down! Mone rains down fists, there is no mercy from The CEO! The fans boo, but here comes Mina Shirakawa! Mone runs away from #MinaNow, and Mina comforts her friend. But then Mone storms in to go after #MinaNow! Mone HAMMERS away on the former Rev-Pro British Women’s Champion and TOSSES her out!
Mone paces, the fans boo, but Mone grabs the AEW Women’s World Championship. Mone holds up the belt, then tells Toni to kiss the title goodbye. Mone rubs the belt in Toni’s face, will there be no stopping The Money Train?
BREAKING NEWS for Grand Slam: Mexico!
Per a tweet Mone posted during Toni VS Julia, Mone doesn’t wanna wait until All In: Texas to become #FiveBeltsMone! She challenges the CMLL Women’s World Champion, Zeuxis, for her title! But will Mone return from Arena Mexico with even more gold? Or will the Warrior Goddess humble the greedy CEO?
Backstage interview with Ricochet.
Lexy Nair is now with the One & Only, and says he has made it abundantly clear that he wants to recruit people to his side to ultimately- Ricochet stops her there and says yes, everyone already knows that Ricochet is searching for the perfect group of individuals to help make his quest for gold a reality. But then in steps Lee Johnson & Blake Christian. Big Shotty tells Ricochet that hey, he and Blake peeped Ricochet being ringside for Lee’s match last week. They know he saw what they can do, and Blake says that maybe, they don’t need something but someone.
Ricochet stops them there, and he says yes, he is searching for the perfect “ultra athletes” to help him navigate through the “unjust waters” of AEW. Honestly, he has been watching them for a long, long time. Recently, a lot of people have been putting Ricochet onto them, showing him their stuff, because they are impressing the right people in the right places. Ricochet says that it is rather embarrassing to see two grown men go out there, week in and week out, playing make-believe Ricochet. And although they were impressive in the ring, there is something they are just missing. AHA~! Ricochet leaves, but will he regret dissing Big Shotty & Vanilla Babyface?
Mixed Six Tag: Mark Briscoe, Tomohiro Ishii & Willow Nightingale VS #MXMTV!
While THE Conglomeration might not be a thing anymore, the Sussex County Chicken, the Stone Pitbull and the Babe with the Power are always down to team up! But will they be going strong for the summer? Or will Mansoor, Mason Madden & Taya Valkyrie show what means to be TV Ready?
The trios sort out and Mansoor starts against Ishii. The two run up, RAM, and then Mansoor runs to RAM again! Ishii runs to RAM Mansoor! Mansoor RAMS again! Ishii RAMS again! Mansoor CHPOS, eggs Ishii on, and Ishii CHOPS! The fans cheer on Ishii while Mansoor winds up, but that chop really stings! Mansoor goes to his corner and tags in Taya! Taya gets in Ishii’s face and goes chest to chest? And then she CHOPS Ishii! Taya laughs but Willow steps in. Willow CHOPS Taya, then CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Willow scoops and SLAMS Taya, and the fans fire up for the SPLASH! Cover, ONE!!
Taya toughs it out, she tags out to Mason Madden, and while Johnny TV checks on Mrs. TV, Willow says bring it, Mahogany Hunk! Willow and Mason circle, then Willow dodges the chop to tag Briscoe! The fans fire up as Briscoe dodges Mason to CHOP and ROCK and repeat! Briscoe whips, Mason reverses, but Briscoe FLYING FOREARMS! Mason goes to a corner. Briscoe runs up to LARIAT! Briscoe whips corner to corner, Mason reverses, but Briscoe goes up and over, only to get caught! Mason throws Briscoe into the SLICE! MXM TV cheers but the fans are torn. Mason HEADBUTTS Briscoe, tags Mansoor, and he LARIATS!
Mason ELBOWS Briscoe, then feeds him to Mansoor’s atomic drop! Mansoor dropkicks the legs out, Mason pulls up to HIP ATTACK! The fans are torn but then Mr. & Mrs. TV put on a PDA, aka public display of affection, and the Conglomeration protests, only for Mason to BOOT Ishii down! Mansoor whips Briscoe to ropes for a BACKDROP, but Briscoe lands on his feet! Hot tag to Willow! She TOSSES Mansoor, then dodges Taya! Willow rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT, then she powers up while Taya goes to a corner! The fans fire up as Willow back body blocks, LARIATS, and snapmares! Willow goes up and MISSILE DROPKICKS!
Taya tumbles out, Johnny is there to help her, but then Willow is on the apron! CANNONBALL on both TVs! Ishii & Briscoe brawl with MXM into the ring! Ishii & Briscoe dodge the lariats, MXM stop from colliding, but they get CHOPS! MXM mourn their nips but then they get CHOPS on the back! Mansoor falls, Briscoe & Ishii CHOP away on Mason! Mason stays up but they double whip him to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Mason tumbles out but Mansoor is back in! Mansoor SUPERKICKS Ishii down! Briscoe kicks Mansoor and whips! Mansoor turns that around to TOSS Briscoe out, and Mason catches him!
Mason holds Briscoe up for Mansoor to DRAPING SENTON! Then they get Briscoe in the ring, and Mansoor Electric Chair Lifts while Mason climbs! But Briscoe fights free of Doomsday and he TOSSES Mansoor! Ishii ROCKS Mason up top! Ishii & Briscoe work together, UPPERCUT and then they climb! The Pitbull and Chicken coordinate, but Mansoor runs in! FLYING SUNSET FLIP BOMB!! Willow is back to POUNCE~ Mansoor! PERIOD! Mason has Ishii but Willow CHOPS Mason first! Willow joins Ishii now, and they DOUBLE SUPERPLEX! Briscoe is up top on another corner, for the FROGGY-BOW!!
Briscoe hurries to WRECK Johnny with a dropkick and the fans are thunderous! But then Taya rolls Willow up! TWO!! Willow is up, she ducks a boot, and she spins Taya into the gut wrench! BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: Mark Briscoe, Tomohiro Ishii & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
MXM TV regroups and retreats, will this not bode well for Mansoor challenging Bandido for the ROH World Championship? Will this win help Willow, Briscoe and even Ishii head for title opportunities?
AEW shares footage from after Fyter Fest.
AEW Media found Kris Statlander on her way out, and asked her if she had a minute to talk. Kris grumbled in frustration and asked what they wanted to talk to her about. They wanna talk about Willow Nightingale? Kris has tried to make amends, but Willow says she’s done with Kris, so Kris is done with that. Why not talk about the fact that she is still Kris Statlander! And let’s remember that there is no one else on this roster like Kris Statlander! So why isn’t that good enough!? But then Wheeler Yuta walked in. He wanted her to calm down and asked if she’s alright.
Yuta knows things have been tough since losing Willow, and since losing Best Friends. Things had worked out more or less for her, and things have worked out more or less for Yuta. But he had to make a lot of tough choices to get where he is, so if she ever needs any advice- Kris shrugs Yuta right off, but he says he’ll be here for her. And here’s one for free: Forget about what others think of you, just make your own choices. Kris says yeah, whatever. She pushes past Yuta, but then stares down Marina Shafir. Kris pushes past her, too, but will The Death Riders become a problem for the Galaxy’s Greatest?
Bandido w/ The Outrunners VS The Beast Mortos!
This “standby match” got the greenlight given all the chaos from tonight. The Most Wanted knows everyone is gunning for his ROH World Championship, but will he make it through this Summer Blockbuster riding off into the sunset? Or will LFI’s monstrous minotaur earn a golden ticket to a sequel?
The fans rally behind Bandido already as Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd see him out to the ring. The bell rings, the two run up, and Mortos CLOBBERS Bandido! Mortos roars, the fans are torn, but then Mortos drags Bandido up to SMACK him back down! Bandido goes to a corner, but Mortos THROWS him across the way! The fans fire up and Mortos stalks Bandido. The fans cheer Mortos on and he feeds off that energy. Mortos drags Bandido up to TOSS Bandido, but Bandido lands out! Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAN- NO! Mortos stops the rana to lift Bandido, but Bandido slips free! Bandido deflects a kick, but Mortos blocks one!
Mortos FLIPS Bandido, Bandido lands out, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but Bandido TOSSES Mortos up and outta the ring! The fans fire up and Bandido builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Mortos hits railing! The fans fire up with Bandido and he fist-bumps the front row. Bandido puts Mortos in the ring, goes up the corner, and the fans rally for “BAN-DI-DO! BAN-DI-DO!” Bandido gives some Latino Heat, but Mortos avoids the Frog Splash! SPEAR!! Mortos snarls and sits Bandido up. Mortos rips at the mask! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Mortos keeps ripping at the mask!
The fans boo as Mortos drops Bandido, for a NECK TWIST! Cover, TWO! Mortos stands Bandido up but Bandido fires hands! Mortos TOSSES Bandido out of the ring! Mortos builds speed and he DIVES! The fans fire up for the tornillo tope and down goes Bandido as Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture.
Mortos huffs ‘n’ puffs and refreshes the ring count before he drags Bandido up. Mortos whips Bandido into the steel steps! Mortos follows Bandido as he hobbles away. Mortos winds up to SMACK Bandido down again! Mortos refreshes the count again, then stalks Bandido. Mortos drags Bandido up, and feints throwing him into the barriers just to mess with the fans. Mortos then SMACKS Bandido, puts him in the ring, and he clamps on a chinlock. Bandido endures, has the ROPEBREAK, but Morots slaps his leg away. The ref still tells Mortos to let off, so Mortos stands Bandido up. Bandido fires forearms and CHOPS!
Mortos KNEES Bandido low, then CLUBS him on the neck! Mortos winds up to HEADBUTT Bandido down! Mortos has a leg and DDTS the foot! Bandido writhes, but Mortos has the leg again! HALF CRAB! Bandido endures, reaches out, but Mortos GROUND DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Cover, TWO! Bandido toughs it out and Mortos snarls. Bandido goes to a corner, Mortos runs up and SMACKS him! Mortos drags Bandido up, puts him on the top rope, and then climbs up to rip at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos thrashes Bandido around, then lets off as the ref counts. Mortos snarls at the ref, and he pushes Bandido down into the Tree of Woe.
Mortos stomps Bandido out of the Tree, then CHOPS him! The Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture and Mortos whips corner to corner. Mortos SPLASHES Bandido, Bandido falls to the mat, and the fans are torn. Mortos runs to basement DROPKICK! Mortos then goes to a corner, waits for Bandido to rise, and he runs corner to corner, only for Bandido to dodge! Bandido BOOTS Mortos, Mortos comes back, but Bandido DOUBLE STOMPS him down! The fans fire up while Bandido hobbles. Bandido runs, builds speed, and tilt-o-whirls for the DEJA VU TIMES TWO RANA!! The fans are thunderous as Mortos is on the ropes!
Bandido whips Mortos and manages to military press him! And SLAM!! The fans fire up as Bandido puts Mortos in the drop zone, and then he throws off his weight belt! Bandido is up top, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives and Bandido is shocked! “This is Awesome!” as Bandido has Mortos back on the ropes. Bandido says BANG and runs, but Mortos ELBOWS him! And SMACKS him! Bandido runs back up but into an ELBOW! Mortos runs to CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Mortos whips and POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO!!! Bandido survives but Mortos won’t let off! Mortos roars and the fans rally!
Mortos scoops and gut wrenches, CIPHER UTAKI! Cover, TWO!?! Bandido survives and Mortos is seething! Mortos drags Bandido up, whips and scoops, but Bandido makes it a cradle! TWO!!! Mortos escapes, but Bandido wheelbarrows to victory roll, cross-legged cradle! TWO!! Mortos escapes, ducks a lariat, but Bandido ducks the superkick! Fireman’s carry, GO TO SLEEP!! Mortos falls, Bandido goes to the corner, and the fans fire up as he climbs again! But Mortos stand up to trip Bandido! Mortos goes outside to SMACK Bandido, then he climbs from the outside! Bandido fires body shots, then goes to the very top!
Bandido brings Mortos up for a scoop and SUPER DUPER MOONSAULT POWERSLAM!! The fans are electric as Bandido covers, Bandido wins!
Winner: Bandido, by pinfall
For being on standby, both men were ready to put it all on the line! But will Bandido be unstoppable on the road to All In?
Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone.
Renee Paquette is now with The CEO, and there is a lot to unpack about what Mone did out there earlier. But what did Mone whisper in Toni’s ear? Mone says she doesn’t kiss and tell. But Toni got what she deserved. And at All In: Texas, Mone gets everything that she wants. Well, there is also another thing, given that Mone put the challenge out there to Zeuxis for the CMLL Women’s World Championship. Yes, that is right! But wait! Zeuxis is here! Mone chuckles and says, “Hola, p*ta.” Zeuxis smiles and tells Mone, “Challenge accepted. B*TCH!” Then she DECKS Mone!! Zeuxis says see you at Grand Slam! Will the Warrior Goddess derail the Money Train in Mexico?
AEW returns and…
Renee Paquette is now outside the medical trainers’ room, hoping for an update on Will Ospreay after he took those spiked Reeboks to the face. But Hangman Page storms up, and he asks how Ospreay’s doing. Renee says she doesn’t know, she- But then The Bucks step in and Matt says he had no idea The Death Riders were gonna do that. Hangman tells The Bucks to tell him in five words or less why he shouldn’t take their heads off! Oh, okay, how about this? They were aiming for Swerve. Y’know, the guy they kept busy for two months so Hangman could have a clear shot at winning The Owen Hart Cup?
Prince Nana pokes his head out from the medical room to hear some of this, but then slips back inside before he’s spotted. Matt tells Hangman that hey, you’re welcome! And don’t forget: All Hangman has to do now is stick the landing. All he has to do now is win the world title and bring it to The Elite. Y’know? The real plan? WHAT real plan!? There is and never has been a “plan” between them! Hangman doesn’t hear from The Bucks in months, never asked for them to do what they did at Dynasty, and sure as s*it didn’t ask them to do anything tonight. Hangman cannot believe he has to tell these two again: Stay out of his business! Stay out of Ospreay’s business!
And for that matter, stay out of Swerve’s business. And if they don’t, if Hangman ever burns down a home again… He’ll make sure they’re trapped in it first. Hangman storms off and Matt says okay, Hangman just made his bed. Nana again sneaks a peak at this, and then he goes to tell Swerve. Did Swerve hear any of that? Swerve says, “Every word.” Then will The Realest finally realize Ospreay was right? Is Hangman not the enemy?
Thekla VS Queen Aminata!
Welcome to her parlor, said the Toxic Spider to the entire AEW Women’s Division! She struck down Jamie Hayter, melted Lady Frost, but will she take a bite out of the One True African Queen? Or will she get stomped on and thrown away with the trash?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Aminata and Thekla stare down, and Aminata is first to step up. Thekla runs up, Aminata avoids the sobat, and the two reset. They circle, but Thekla tries again! Aminata catches her, SLAMS her, then flips her, but Thekla arm-drags! Aminata comes back, Thekla snapmares but Aminata again avoids the sobat! The fans cheer the exchange and the two reset again. Aminata says she knows what Thekla is after, and the two circle again. Aminata calls for a knuckle lock, and shows off her height advantage with it. Thekla nods and steps up, but then she SLAPS Aminata! The fans fire up but Aminata brushes that off.
Aminata SLAPS Thekla, snapmares her, and then snapmares again! And again! Aminata DOUBLE CHOPS and Thekla falls! Aminata runs to PENALTY KICK! Thekla tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Aminata waits on Thekla while Thekla checks her chin. The ring count starts but Thekla takes her time. She returns at 5 of 10, but is wary of Aminata’s long reach. Thekla goes around the outside, the ref has to keep Aminata back, but then Thekla drops back down. Thekla soaks up the heat, but Aminata does push-ups to show she’s not worried. Thekla returns and Aminata BOOTS her right down!
Aminata whips, Thekla ducks ‘n’ dodges, and Thekla tilt-o-whirls for the RANA! Aminata goes to ropes, Thekla runs up and BOOTS her in return! Aminata dangles so Thekla goes to the apron and BOOTS her back in! The fans fire up and Thekla grins while the Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture.
Thekla drags Aminata up, bumps her off buckles, then smothers Aminata in the corner! The ref counts, Thekla steps off, and she stalks Aminata to another corner. Thekla CLUBS Aminata, puts her in yet another corner, but Aminata hits back! Thekla fires body shots in return! The ref counts, Thekla stops at 4, but Aminata turns things around to CHOP! Aminata CHOPS again, and again, and again! Aminata swings btu Thekla dodges the haymaker! SOBAT! Thekla finally hits that kick, then she snapmares for headscissors! Aminata endures, even as Thekla squeezes tight. Aminata rolls and rolls but Thekal rolls her back down! Aminata pushes back to a cover, TWO!
Thekla still holds on, but Aminata fights up. Thekla shifts to have the arms for a straitjacket stretch! Thekla stomps Aminata, then grabs the legs! Thekla ties the legs together for a DEATHLOCK! And then Thekla bridges back for a MUTA LOCK! Aminata endures, pulls Thekla’s hair, but Thekla lets the legs go so she can SENTON! Thekla kneels on Aminata for a cover, TWO! Thekla stays on Aminata by dragging her up, only for Aminata to fire hands! Aminata CHOPS Thekla in the corner, then wraps Thekla’s arms around ropes! The ref counts, Aminata stops at 4 to HEADBUTT! Aminata snapmares, covers, TWO!
Aminata drags Thekla up, reels her in, and snap cradles! TWO!! Thekla escapes but Aminata ELBOWS her down! Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture as Aminata has Thekla back in the corner. Aminata whips corner to corner, Thekla goes up and up, and Thekla BOOTS Aminata! Then she has the HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The ref counts while the fans cheer, and Thekla lets go at 4. Thekla hangs in place, then she returns to the ring. But Aminata trips her to a jackknife bridge! TWO, and Aminata ELBOWS then short arm LARIATS! And short arm LARIATS! Aminata BOOTS Thekla’s lariat away, then reels her in for a snap suplex!
The fans fire up while Thekla sits up in a daze. Aminata drags Thekla up, reels her back in, FISHERMAN SCREW! Aminata grins, but Thekla is up! Thekla staggers to a corner, but Aminata runs in around the world, OFF WITH HER HEAD!! “Spider where?” Aminata drags Thekla into the ring, high stack cover, TWO?!?! Thekla barely gets out of that, but Aminata kicks her around. Thekla grins as Aminata whips her. Thekla goes Spider-Woman in the ropes! She GAMANGIRIS Aminata, CLUBS her, then reels her in! Aminata backdrops but Thekla sunset flips! Aminata stays up, Thekla slips away, but turns around into a HEADBUTT!
The fans fire up and Aminata wobbles a bit, but she drags Thekla back up. Aminata puts on the headscissors for the CHOCOLATE KISSES! Then a PENALTY KICK! Aminata puts Thekla in the drop zone, then she goes up top! The fans fire up for the DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?! Thekla survives that coup de grace and Aminata can’t believe it! Aminata drags Thekla up, ROCKS her, ROCKS her, and ROCKS Her! Aminata waistlocks, but Thekla fights the suplex! Thekla fires elbows, but Aminata reels her back in! But Thekla victory rolls with a snap, TWO!! Both women stand, and Thekla ROCKS Amianta!
Aminata drops to her knees, and Thekla spider-walks! The fans fire up as Thekla then runs in and SPEARS!! But she isn’t done, she reels Aminata into the DEATH TRAP!!! Aminata TAPS, Thekla wins!
Winner: Thekla, by submission
Aminata tried to squash the spider, but the venom took effect soon enough! A gritty second match here in AEW, will Thekla not stop until she’s caught all of AEW in her web?
BREAKING NEWS for Grand Slam: Mexico!
For starters, it will be a special two-and-a-half hours, so make sure your DVR is set accordingly! Then, after the violence we saw tonight, The Death Riders & Young Bucks must work together again, this time taking on Swerve Strickland, The Opps & Will Ospreay in a TEN MAN TAG! Will the Maniac and his crew survive the anarchy in Arena Mexico? Or will it be another win for Swerve’s House?
Backstage interview with Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian.
Lexy Nair is with the ROH World Television Champion and his Superbad stepbrother in the Patriarchy. Last week, Christian Cage said something about a surprise Kip had for Nick upon his return from Japan. Is that surprise ready this week? Before Kip can answer, Nick asks where Christian even is tonight. Kip says Christian decided to give Nick some space this week. After all the hard work Nick has put in the last couple of months, he deserves it. Um, okay. Then where is his mom? Christian said he was going to put in some “hard work” with her as well, so- What?! No, that’s besides the point! Tonight is the big surprise!
Tonight, we are here to see Nick’s Best of the Super Juniors highlight reel! The video is cued up, and from his win over THE IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, El Desperado, to the great match with Kevin Knight where he… lost… Well, Nick does like how it looked. Did Kip do all that for him? Yep! Nick says he loves it. Kip says that is what brothers are for! Christian also wanted Nick to know that he really is proud of him. Kip doesn’t know where he’d be without Christian. And we don’t really know where Nick would be without him, either. Kip leaves, and Nick feels like that wasn’t quite a compliment. Will the Prodigy have to take it up with “Father” the next time we see him?
8 Man Tag: Daniel Garcia & Paragon VS Hechicero & The Don Callis Family!
Red Death teamed with Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong to take on a different formation of The Don Callis Family last week and came out on top. But now, the Alchemist of Lucha teams with The Alpha, The Walking Weapon & The Murderhawk Monster to see if they can’t change that. Will the Summer Blockbuster’s finale be undisputed? Or will tonight belong to the villains?
The teams sort out and while Daddy Magic joins commentary, he and Nigel point out how this is really 4v6 with how Roppongi Vice is ringside. Garcia starts against Hechicero and they circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Hehci wrenches. Garcia rolls to wrench and wristlock back, but Hechi rolls to slip through and leg pick. Hechi trips Garcia, rolls with the leglock and then body scissors Garcia around. Garcia bridges to a cover, ONE, and Hechi has the Oklahoma Roll, ONE! Hechi shows off his alchemy but Garcia just puts up his dukes. The fans cheer as Garcia does his dance! Hechi seems stunned by that magic!
Hechi SWEEPS the legs, covers, ONE! Garcia sweeps, covers, ONE! Hechi slips around to waistlock but Garcia breaks free. Hechi follows, Garcia ducks, but Hechi FLAPJACKS the hurdle! Hechi ELBOW DROPS on Garcia’s back, and Garcia scrambles to a corner. Hechi runs up to STEP-UP KNEE! Hechi then tags in Konosuke, he climbs up, AX HANDLE to Garcia’s arm! Konosuke wrenches to then CLUB the arm, YANK the arm, and suplex! Garcia slips free, tag to Cole! Cole dodges Konosuke to fire forearms! Konosuke CLAWS Cole’s eyes! Konosuke runs but Cole ROCKS him first! Cole runs, but Konosuke BOOTs him first!
Konosuke deadlifts Cole, but Cole breaks the waistlock to PELE! Konosuke wobbles, Cole brings him around, tag to Roddy. They mug Konosuke, then Roddy tags Kyle. Kyle goes up, BACKBREAKER KNEE DROP COMBO! The fans fire up and Kyle fires knees and KICKS! Konosuke falls, Kyle tags Roddy back in, and Roddy CHOPS! Konosuke goes to an open corner, Roddy runs up, but Konosuke turns shining wizard into an ALLEYH-OOP onto buckles! Roddy falls back, Archer tags in, but Roddy dodges him! Archer hits buckles, Kyle tags, and Paragon unleashes CHOPS and KICKS! Josh Alexander runs up, but he gets CHOPS and KICKS!
Archer guzels Roddy & Kyle, but they DOUBLE KNEE free! Kyle has Archer and Roddy runs, but Archer fights free! Archer BOOTS Roddy, but Kyle KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! But Archer guzels again! Kyle KICKS the legs, Alexander is back but gets a BOOT! Archer gives Kyle a ride on the HELLICOASTER! Archer then BLASTS Garcia and Cole just because! The fans are torn while the Summer Blockbuster goes picture in picture.
Archer stomps Kyle, then drags him up to whip into the Callis corner hard! Kyle falls, Hechi tags in, and Hechi stomps Kyle. Hechi top wristlocks Kyle for a tilt-o-whirl and headscissor takedown! Kyle endures the squeeze, even as Hechi thrashes around! Kyle bridges, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Hechi lets go but he stomps Kyle, and grabs a leg. SPINNING TOEHOLD! Hechi CHOPS Kyle down, Garcia kicks at Hechi, so Hechi CHOPS Garcia! The ref reprimands them both, but Kyle rolls Hechi up! The ref is busy with Garcia at first, but then the Callis Family all break it up before the count! Hechi then wrenches Kyle to KNEE him low.
Hechi tags Konosuke and he stomps Kyle. Tag to Alexander, he and Konosuke double whip to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Konosuke mocks Garcia’s dance, then Alexander drags Kyle up. Alexander ROCKS Kyle, stomp shim, then stomps him more. Alexander clinches but Kyle fires body shots. Alexander DECKS Kyle, then tags Archer. They mug Kyle, then Archer puts Kyle in an open corner. Kyle dodges the chop to KICK! Archer DECKS Kyle! Archer drags Kyle up, whips him to a corner, then runs in for an ELBOW! Archer whips Kyle back into the corner, then CORNER CHOKE SLAMS him! Kyle staggers around, into a BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO!
Archer snarls but Kyle is still in this. Archer drags Kyle over, bumps him off buckles, and tags in Alexander. Alexander RAMS Kyle, brings him around, and scoop SLAMS him! Alexander drops a KNEE, then covers, TWO! Alexander keeps Kyle down with a chinlock and squeezes tight. Kyle endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Summer Blockbuster returns to single picture as Alexander CLUBS Kyle down! Alexander CHOPS Kyle, but Kyle fires as forearm! They go back and forth, then Kyle KICKS! Kyle runs up but Alexander picks him up! Alexander throws Kyle back, blocks a kick, and he CLUBS the leg!
Alexander ROLLING- NO, Kyle ROCKS him first! And then DOUBLE LARIATS bring them both down! The fans fire up and so do the teams! Kyle and Alexander crawl, hot tags to Garcia and Konosuke! Garcia fires hands on Konosuke, then roars as he runs! LARIAT! Konosuke stays up and he shouts back at Garcia! Garcia runs to LARIAT again! Konosuke still eggs Garcia on, Garcia runs again, but Konosuke BOOTS him! Konosuke runs, but Garcia dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Garcia pounds the mat, runs corner to corner, and LARIATS! Then he climbs up to rain down fists!
The fans count along, and Garcia goes to nine, winds up, and hits TEN! The fans fire up again and Garcia whips corner to corner. Konosuke reverses, runs in, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia goes up, reels Konosuke in, and TORNADO SNAP SUPLEXES! But that’s just the start as Garcia rises back up. But Konosuke suplexes now! Garcia fights that, and hits a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Konosuke survives, Archer warns Garcia, but Garcia has the legs. Garcia steps through, but Konosuke rolls him into a cradle! TWO, and both men stand! Konosuke headlocks, Garcia powers up and out, but Alexander sneaks a tag!
Konosuke reverses the whip, then picks Garcia up for the BLUE THUNDER- NO, Garcia hits a headlock takeover! Garcia floats to have the legs, but the ref tries to tell him Konosuke isn’t legal! Garcia still turns Konosuke over for the DRAGONTAMER, but Alexander BOOTS Garcia down! The fans boo but Alexander soaks up the heat. Alexander drags Garcia up, reels him in and tucks the arms, but Garcia BACKDROPS free! Hot tag to Roddy! DROPKICK for Alexander! JUMP KNEE for Archer! Roddy DECKS Hechi for good measure! Alexander runs up, Roddy catches him for an ANGLE SLAM! Konosuke runs in, Roddy dodges to DROPKICK!
The fans fire up more as Roddy keeps moving, and he WRECKS Hechi with a dropkick! Then he BOOTS and ENZIGIRIS Alexander, fireman’s carries and GUTBUSTER DROPS! Then a SICK KICK!! High stack, TWO!! But into the STRONGHOLD!! Archer runs in, but Kyle intercepts him with a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Konosuke runs in, but Cole trips Konosuke, steps through, and has a FIGURE FOUR! Hechi runs in, Garcia intercepts him for a DRAGONTAMER!! QUADRUPLE SUBMISSIONS!! But Archer CLOBBERS Roddy using Kyle! And then he stomps Cole! Garcia jumps on Archer, but Archer SPINEBUSTERS!
The fans rally as Kyle stands and Archer runs up. Kyle DUMPS Archer out, then Roddy joins in! They BLAST Archer off the apron! RPG Vice gets up so Roddy & Kyle BLAST them, too! Kyle goes to the apron, FLYING KNEE takes out Trent, and then Kyle LARIATS Rocky! Roddy calls Kyle in for the high-low! The ref stops Kyle, he’s not legal! Archer grabs Kyle in a SLEEPER! The ref reprimands Archer, but Alexander waistlocks Roddy. Roddy fights free with elbows, but Konosuke sneaks in! ALPHA ELBOW!! Alexander GERMAN SUPLEXES with a bridging cover, DON CALLIS FAMILY WINS!
Winners: Hechicero & The Don Callis Family, by pinfall
The numbers game favors the Don Callis Family, but here’s MORE BREAKING NEWS for Grand Slam: Mexico! After everything else we saw tonight, there will now be a TWELVE MAN TAG! The Don Callis Family will team with FTR against Adam Cole, Daniel Garcia, Brody King, Bandido, Templario and Atlantis Junior! Will the Don Callis Family prove they’re living legends just like Cash & Dax? Or will someone take the #TopGuysOut?
My Thoughts:
A great special for this “Summer Blockbuster,” but… for all the hype they put on it, they didn’t bother booking this as one giant 4 hour show. Instead, it was just like last week’s Fyter Fest: they booked a wild Dynamite followed by a typical Collision. They did keep some throughlines, such as the Hangman-Ospreay-Swerve story, and all this stuff with the Don Callis Family, which were perhaps the strongest parts of the night. Ospreay VS Swerve to open with the planned time limit draw was a good call, especially with The Bucks and Death Riders getting involved, but then having it revealed that The Death Riders captured Hangman in a later segment was a bit weird, maybe even redundant.
Why not have the Death Riders drag Hangman out there while they were about to attack Ospreay and Swerve? They could’ve made Hangman watch as they set Swerve up and then Ospreay “takes the bullet” for Swerve. You could even still have The Opps rush out there to stop it all, giving a better set-up for the Grand Slam 10 Man Tag. And you can even still have Hangman go hunting for Death Riders (not that he found them after that moment), and you still get the promo with Hangman confronting The Bucks and Swerve overhearing it all. That all said, that is a good move, because now Swerve knows Hangman isn’t in cahoots with The Elite, and we’re a step closer to Swerve and Hangman working together.
But speaking of that, I didn’t really like the plot twist of Okada being on Callis’ side with all this. I get that Okada wants to be the Heel in this situation, but couldn’t he be a Heel and oppose Callis at the same time? Though, the sheer shock value of Omega coughing up all that prop blood was wild. As for this “Unified Championship,” someone tell that nerd, TK, that you don’t call it “Winner Takes All” and then claim there will be a unified title. You call it a UNIFICATION match and then do that. “Winner Takes All” would mean that one person is a double champion, defending both belts either together or in double headers.
As far as the belt’s design, the main plate looks great, and TK clearly insists on the picture of a crown being included. The side plates featuring Omega’s One Winged Angel and Okada’s Rainmaker clearly labels this as “The Omega and Okada belt” so what’s even the point of any of this other than to say AEW is punctuating their legendary feud? It’s almost as bad as the overly gigantic “Crown Jewel Championships” the Saudi princes had WWE use. Almost. That said, Omega has to win this Unified title now given how badly Okada beat him up.
The Don Callis Family sure came out on top tonight, though. Kyle VS Bowens was great stuff, great win for Kyle. And then the 8 Man Tag that was the main event of the whole night was also great, with a naturally cheated win by the Callis Family. That confrontation in the middle of Collision with FTR and the Atlantis family was rather wild, and that 12 Man Tag will be great stuff. The Hurt Syndicate of course won their Six Man Tag, but a shame that Komander was legitimately out with injury. The backstage attack shown on socials is a good cover, hopefully it isn’t too serious. And Mistico gets the better of MJF tonight, so chances are, MJF cheats to win in Mexico.
Good promo from Ricochet with Blake & Lee, and I should’ve figured Ricochet’s ego would make him see himself so far above them. Though, to be fair, it is a shame Blake is undefeated in ROH this year, yet jobber to the stars on AEW. I not for the ROH World TV title being in the Patriarchy story with Nick Wayne and Christian Cage, I bet Blake would already be champ. But speaking of, good promo from Nick and Kip to not only plug Nick’s time in NJPW, but to also add a bit more heat to the story. Nick might be able to stomach Christian being so condescending to him, but he’s not about to let Christian hook up with his mom! I suspect we get a Title VS Freedom from The Patriarchy match as part of the blowoff.
Very good “standby match” from Bandido VS Mortos, and I suppose it really was put together to fill time, the ending seemed a little uncertain. Bandido of course wins to stay strong going into both Grand Slam: Mexico, but also into the title story that is brewing with MXM TV. MXM TV VS Conglomeration was also a very good Mixed Six that might’ve also been a “standby” match. But it was a good win for the Conglomeration, and a good segue into Kris Statlander’s promo. Though, maybe it wasn’t timed the best when we saw Kris still watching the Mixed Six. Why not wait to do such a promo tonight? Have Yuta & Marina confront Kris, but also add a bit where Hangman is storming by and the Death Riders run for it? Add intrigue to things where Kris doesn’t tell Hangman where they went!
And great stuff from the Women’s Division tonight. One match in the Dynamite half, two for Collision, and all great stuff. TayJay gets a great win off Megan & Ford, mostly because of Ford being cocky. I would think we build to yet another classic Women’s Tag Team Street Fight, but maybe that concept is overused. Maybe they go a step further and make it a Women’s Tag Cage? Thekla VS Aminata was awesome, a lot more than I expected, but that helped both women here. Thekla is on that debut push, Aminata needs to stay strong while waiting on the Women’s Pure Championship tournament, best of both worlds right here.
Toni VS Julia was really good, what with Skye helping attack beforehand and them playing up that Toni might’ve been unable to continue. I still feel like Toni should’ve been watching while Mone was in a Title Eliminator situation, but I suppose it works since Toni’s gimmick is movies. And it works that Mone’s whole gimmick is not being a fighting champion but a spoiled rich girl. Zeuxis does get her back for calling her out, though, and Mone VS Zeuxis is going to be a great match. I hope for Zeuxis’ sake, she wins next week, as Mone held onto that NJPW Strong Women’s title and still is holding onto the Rev-Pro Women’s title for a long time. Seriously, is Mone going to hold the British title until Forbidden Door: London?
My Score: 9/10
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