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Mitchell’s AEW All In London Results & Report! (8/27/23)

Are you ready to witness history?

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The biggest show in AEW history is here!

AEW holds their first UK show ever, and Wembley Stadium holds its first wrestling show ever! Are you ready to go All In, London?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – ROH World Tag Team Championships: Aussie Open VS MJF & Adam Cole; MJF & Cole win and become the new ROH World Tag Team Champions.
  • Zero Hour – FTW Championship FTW Rules: Jack Perry VS Hook; Hook wins and becomes the new FTW Champion.
  • “The Real” AEW World Championship: CM Punk VS Samoa Joe; Punk wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: Kenny Omega, Kota Ibushi & Hangman Page VS Konosuke Takeshita, Jay White & Juice Robinson w/ The Gunns; Konosuke, White & Juice win.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR VS The Young Bucks; FTR wins and retains the titles.
  • Stadium Stampede: Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo & Best Friends VS The Blackpool Combat Club & Proud ‘n’ Powerful; Eddie, Penta & Best Friends win.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way: Hikaru Shida VS Britt Baker VS Toni Storm VS Saraya; Saraya wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
  • Tag Team Coffin Match: Darby Allin & Sting VS Swerve Strickland & Christian Cage w/ Luchasaurus & Prince Nana; Darby & Sting win.
  • Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara VS Will Ospreay w/ Don Callis; Ospreay wins.
  • AEW World Trios Championships Open House Rules: The House of Black VS “Badass” Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed; Billy & The Acclaimed win and become the new AEW World Trios Champions.
  • AEW World Championship: MJF VS Adam Cole; MJF wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All In London Zero Hour!

Renee Paquette, Paul “The Big Show” Wight, Kip Sabian and Anthony Ogogo are here to discuss, analyze and predict all the action at this historic event. And to open, Renee quotes the late, great Windham Rotunda, aka Bray Wyatt, “Wrestling is not a love story. It’s a fairytale for masochists, a comedy for people who criticize the punchlines, a fantasy that most people can’t understand, and a spectacle no one can deny.” Will we see all that and more realized here in one night?

 

“Powerhouse” Hobbs is in the ring.

There’s also a lot of security in the ring, too. Hobbs gets a mic and says, “What I need right now is for people to sit they asses in they seats, and pay attention to me.” Fans boo but Hobbs says, “This is the biggest show in pro-wrestling history, All In.” Fans cheer that! But what Hobbs has is a contract for next week, All Out, that Miro has not signed. Last time we saw Miro, that b*tch was laid out in the middle of this ring. So what Hobbs is gonna do, he’ll take his ass back to America, cuz 80 thousand “chavs” don’t deserve him. But wait! The horn blows, and here comes The Redeemer! Fans fire up as Miro makes his way to the ring!

Fans chant for “MIRO! MIRO!” but Hobbs tells him to sign the damn contract. Miro takes the contract and pen in hand, looks it over, and signs his part. Then he pushes the table aside! Miro and Hobbs get face to face, security is watching closely, and Hobbs says it’s on. Fans chant “F HIM UP, MIRO, F HIM UP!” but Hobbs says nope, he has to wait. Hobbs steps out, but rushes back in! Miro dodges and fires off hands! Miro clotheslines Hobbs out of the ring, and security swarms him! Miro fights them off, throws some aside, Hobbs gets back up but Miro DECKS him! And then Miro CLOBBERS guard after guard!

Fans are fired up, as now Hobbs DECKS guards! Miro grabs the mic to tell Hobbs that contracts are just words! But here is the word of The Redeemer! Next week, redemption is coming for Hobbs, in the form of a jacked Bulgarian who is gonna break your back and make you humble! Shoutout to the late, great Sheiky Baby, will Miro make him proud when he finishes the Book of Hobbs?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

“On behalf of All Elite Wrestling, it is wonderful being in London! And we wanna take this time to thank each and every one of you for being here and joining us tonight for-” Wait! Team Triple J is making their way out here? What business does Sonjay Dutt, Satnam Singh, Jay Lethal and Mr. & Mrs. Jarrett have when they’re not on the card? The group goes right to the ring, they take Schiavone’s mic and fans boo. Karen hands the mic to Jeff and he tells “Slapnut” Schiavone to get outta the ring! Schiavone does as told and Jeff says AEW wants to give these “dafties” and “wankers” credit for paving the way for the biggest wrestling event in history?

No no no! Everyone knows that the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA paved the way! The fans boo but Jarrett says that beyond a shadow of a doubt, AMERICAN wrestling fans are better than UK fans! And it goes without saying that American wrestlers paved the way for this! Sure wasn’t Big Daddy, Haystacks, or one single solitary wrestler from that “local yokel” show of theirs, World of Sport! The UK knows it was AMERICAN promotions! The Crocketts, the Von Ericks, the Grahams! Fans tell Double J to STFU but Karen shouts to have respect! And Jeff of course says the JARRETTS paved the way-

Wait, Paul Wight has stormed down to the entrance! And he’s bringing Ogogo with him! But not just them, they’re bringing out GRADO! Fans fire up as these three storm up to the ring now and get face to face with Triple J! Satnam steps to Wight and fans fire up more! Then Wight DECKS Satnam!! The brawl is on as Grado throws hands with Jeff! Ogogo ROCKS Sonjay! Grado JABS, JABS then DECKS Jeff! Lethal CLUBS Wight, but that did nothing! Wight grabs Lethal for the GIANT CHOKE SLAM! Jeff is still standing, but Grado feeds him to Wight! Who feeds him to Ogogo’s RIGHT HAND! Wight HEADBUTTS Jeff, and Grado gives Jeff a SMASH HIT!

Fans fire up as the UK’s own, and an American giant, shut the giant mouths of Triple J! Will we see this fight go back across the pond?

 

Zero Hour – ROH World Tag Team Championships: Aussie Open VS MJF & Adam Cole!

The action officially gets going with some gold! But Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis are rather offended that the AEW World Champion and his brochacho challenger think they can just take these titles when they haven’t been teaming for even a fraction of the time this team has. But will MJF & Cole still prove they’re #BetterThanYouBaybay? Or will this match only strain the relationship further?

Aussie Open doesn’t wait for introductions, or even the “ADAM COLE BAYBAY,” before they attack! Fans boo but Fletcher stomps Cole out of the ring and Davis TOSSES MJF! Aussie Open keeps on them on the outside, Fletcher CLUBS Cole and calls to Davis. Aussie Open picks MJF & Cole up, run in around the way, SPINEBUSTER SANDWICH! Crowns up but the fans boo. Davis throws MJF back in the ring, the bell rings and Davis covers. TWO!! MJF is still in this but Davis clamps on him with a chinlock. MJF endures, Davis grinds him down, and fans rally. MJF fights up, throws body shots, and reaches out.

Davis whips MJF away from Cole and to the corner. Davis runs in but blocks MJF’s boot, only for MJF to poke him in the eye! MJF then DECKS Fletcher! Fans cheer as MJF smirks. MJF runs but Davis picks him up! And TOSSES him! But MJF ducks under, only for Fletcher to YANK Cole down! Davis scoops and SLAMS MJF, then SENTONS him while Fletcher sends Cole into railing! Davis covers, TWO! Tag to Fletcher but fans rally up for MJF. Fletcher paces around MJF, brings him up, but MJF throat chops! Fans fire up as MJF hits the kangaroo stance! But Davis swings on him so hard, even Davis falls over!

Davis CLUBS away on MJF, then Fletcher stomps him. Fans chant for “KANGAROO KICK!” but Fletcher tells ’em to shut up. Fletcher stomps MJF, stomps him again, then taunts him. Fletcher jumps, but onto MJF’s knees! MJF crawls, but Davis rushes in to drag him back! Fans boo as Davis runs, but MJF drop toeholds Davis into Fletcher’s Aussie Arrow! Fans fire up as MJF crawls, but Davis grabs a foot. Davis drags MJF back again, but MJF dodges the lariat, hot tag to Cole! Cole dodges Davis to BOOT him! Cole ELBOWS Fletcher, BOOTS him, then CLOBBERS him! Cole rallies, BOOTS, and fans fire up again!

Cole is feeling it as he aims, runs, but Fletcher ducks the Shining Wizard! But Cole BOOTS Fletcher’s lariat to then hit a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Fletcher clutches his neck but he survives, and fans rally as Cole goes up a corner. Fletcher rises, Cole leaps, but Fletcher dodges! Fletcher runs in, into a SUPERKICK!! Fans are thunderous and MJF stands up! MJF gets on the corner to fire the fans up, and they shout “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” Cole tags MJF in, they get Fletcher up to double whip, but Davis saves Fletcher. Aussie Open gets on they apron but Cole & MJF DECK them both!

Cole then starts a “DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!” chant! MJF isn’t so sure about this. It worked once, how do we know it’ll work again? Cole holds the ropes open, he and the fans encourage him, so MJF runs to run to- NO, Aussie Open drags Cole out and mug him! MJF hurries over but gets SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Aussie Open then hurries to their corner, Davis tags in, and they get MJF up for an AUSSIE DENTAL PLAN! Then the FLYING LAWN DART CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous that MJF survives, but Fletcher hurries to tag back in. Aussie Open set up in opposite corners, run in, but MJF ducks, and Aussie Open collides!

Fans fire up as MJF takes the kangaroo stance! Aussie Open stands, into a DOUBLE KANGAROO KICK! Fans are thunderous and MJF is shaking the ropes! MJF looks to Cole, “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” Tag and the team sets up! They double whip, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! Cover, Cole & MJF WIN!!!!

Winners: MJF & Adam Cole, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions)

THEY DID IT! They actually did it! MJF & Cole just won the tag titles! Cole has his ROH Triple Crown, and MJF is a dual champion! But speaking of that other belt, the ref hands the AEW World Championship belt to Cole, and he takes another longing look at it before he hands it over to MJF. MJF and Cole are ready to battle as brohemians in the main event, will tonight end with a different double champion?

 

Mercedes Mone is in the crowd!

Fans cheer for the CEO, the former Women’s World Champion in both the WWE and NJPW, is she going to be All Elite in the near future?

 

Zero Hour – FTW Championship FTW Rules: Jack Perry VS Hook!

Before he could successfully CRUSH this belt, “Hollywood” Jack Perry was stopped by the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil! Hook says this title is his bloodline, his birthright and his identity, so will he take it all back from Jack? Or will Jack find a way to bury Hook, the title, and his past with them both?

Jack has his limousine drive right up to the ramp, and he stands on the roof as he holds up the title. The introductions are made, and Hook rushes Jack at the ramp! They brawl and the match is on! Fans fire up as Hook fires off on Jack! Jack tries to get back to his limo but his driver runs away! Hook TOSSES Jack over the hood! Hook storms up and brings Jack around to SMACK off a window! And then Hook opens a door, and whips Jack right into it! Jack falls over, Hook slams the door shut and he goes after Jack as they go up to the roof! Jack throws hands, CLUBS Hook down, but the ref says this has to end on the ground.

Jack doesn’t care, he suplexes, BRAINBUSTER to the roof! Hook flops to the hood and Jack stands up. Jack tunes out the fans insulting him, then mocks RVD. ROLLING THUNDER on the hood! Cover, TWO! Hook is still in this and jack glares at the fans. Jack tells them off, then he CLUBS Hook. Jack tells the camera to look at the windshield. Or windscreen as they say in the UK. “Look! Real glass! Go cry me a river.” Jack then drags Hook up, puts him back on the hood, and then aims for the windshield. But Hook hooks Jack first! FISHERMAN BUSTER on the glass!! Both men writhe but Jack definitely got the worst of it! Cover, TWO!!

Jack flops to the floor, elbow bloody from that landing. Hook staggers but he follows Jack. Hook grabs the FTW Championship, hands it to the ref, and then brings Jack down the ramp. Hook CLUBS away on Jack, brings him further along, but Jack hits back! Jack CLUBS Hook, then POSTS him! Jack notices the cuts on his arm but shrugs it off. Jack stalks Hook, brings him up and puts him on the railing. Fans tell Jack off, Jack tells them off! DRAPING DDT to the floor! Jack then gets on the steps to tell more fans off! Jack looks under the ring and brings out a trash can! Jack tosses that in the ring then returns to Hook.

Jack puts Hook in the ring, stomps him in a corner, but only lets off to tell Hook off. Jack wedges the trash can into Hook’s face, and Hook has a bloody cut on his shoulder. Jack goes to the adjacent corner, parodying RVD and Shane McMahon, only to hop down! Jack flips fans off, then stomps Hook more! Hook soaks up more heat, blood dripping from his elbow, but Hook throws hands! Hook swings, misses, and Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Jack drags Hook up to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Bridging cover, TWO! Jack still holds onto Hook but Hook throws elbows! Hook runs, but Jack gets around again to GERMAN SUPLEX!

Jack SUPERKICKS Hook, runs, but Hook ducks and gets around, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Now Hook holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Hook tries again but Jack has ropes! Jack goes to mule kick but Hook avoids it! CORNER EXPLODER!! Jack flops down and Hook covers, TWO!! Jack survives but fans rally for Hook. Hook sits Jack up but Jack claws eyes! Jack reels Hook in, underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and fans fire up! Jack seethes, he drags Hook to a drop zone and fans tell Jack he’s a wanker. Jack ignores them to JAM the trash can into Hook’s ribs!

Jack mocks the Jungle Life hand waving, JAMS Hook again, then sets the can down. Jack climbs, blows a kiss, then MOOONSAULTS but FLOPS as Hook moves! Hook gets the trash can now and he SMACKS Jack right on the head! Fans fire up as Hook storms around, sits Jack up and fires off those crossface forearms! REDRUM!!! Jack flails, reaches out, pushes back but can’t escape, Jack taps! HOOK WINS!

Winner: Hook, by submission (NEW FTW Champion)

The Son of Taz is now a TWO-TIME FTW Champion! The belt is back home, will it stay home from here on out? Or will Jack try and take this title back?

 

“The Real” AEW World Championship: CM Punk VS Samoa Joe!

A storied rivalry has its biggest moment yet! The Best in the World finally pinned the Samoan Submission Machine during the Men’s Owen Hart Cup this year, but that wasn’t definitive enough for Joe. Will the One True King of Wrestling Television prove he is THE Best in the World? Or will CM Punk keep this “real” reign rolling?

The introductions are made, the X’d out title is raised, and we see who is ready to go All In!

The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already as Punk and Joe circle. Fans rally for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” as he and Punk approach. They tie up, Joe powers Punk to a corner, but the ref counts. Joe lets off, but Punk avoids the chop! Punk and Joe reset and the fans fire up for Joe even more. The two tie up again, Joe puts Punk in a corner but Punk turns things around. The ref counts, and Punk CHOPS! Joe just stares Punk down as he grins and gets away. Fans rally, Joe and Punk circle then approach, Punk dodges to CHOP! Punk dodges again to CHOP! And then again to headlock! Joe powers up but Punk holds on tight!

Fans rally, Joe fights up and he hits a BIG back suplex! But Punk holds on! Punk rolls things but Joe scoots back to a ROPEBREAK, but then keeps going! Joe has Punk on the apron, to CHOP! Joe keeps Punk on the outside and CHOPS him again! Joe puts Punk against railing, fans rally up as Joe gets some distance, but Punk runs away before Joe can run back in. Joe scowls and storms into the ring, and Punk runs up to fire off forearms and kicks! But Joe HEADBUTTS! Joe JABS, JABS, JABS and then CHOPS! Punk teeters in the ropes, sits up, and Joe CHOPS again! And again! And again! Then Joe HEADBUTTS Punk down!

Punk goes to a corner, Joe is on him, and whips him corner to corner. Joe runs in, into a BOOT! Punk goes up, but he fakes Joe out! Joe’s casual walk returns to get the FLYING RANA! Joe tumbles out, Punk soaks up the cheers and jeers and then takes aim. PLANCHA but now Joe moves! Joe says Punk’s a wanker and the fans love it! Joe stands Punk up to CHOP him! And then Joe starts up an “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Joe runs in to BOOT Punk against railing! Joe and the fans are having fun now! Punk flounders, Joe puts him in the ring, but drags him out! The count is refreshed, but Punk POSTS Joe!

Punk goes up to the apron, leaps, but Joe blocks this rana, to SWING Punk into the desk! Punk breaks through the side of it, and Joe flips him off! Fans are thunderous again but the ref reprimands Joe. Joe drags Punk out, and Punk’s busted open and bloody already! Joe still ROCKS him with a right hand! Joe throws hands right into that bloody forehead, then ridge hand chops! Punk flounders back to the ring but Joe slides in before him. Joe watches Punk stand up, blocks a chop, and JABS, JABS and JABS! Joe CHOPS Punk off his feet! The fans are rowdy as can be as Joe looms over Punk.

Joe stands Punk up but Punk throws hands! Fans boo but Punk runs, only for Joe to CLOBBER him! Fans fire up again and Joe leans against the ropes. Fans rally up, Joe drags Punk to a cover, ONE!! Punk has a crimson mask and he staggers around. Joe CHOPS him, HEADBUTTS him, and has him in a corner. Punk throws hands in return, whips Joe but Joe reverses, to then back body block in the corner! And PELE! Fans fire up while Punk is dangling out of the ring! Fans sing “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Joe drags Punk in, fans are even more fired up, but Punk ROCKS Joe! And SOBATS! Punk runs, into an atomic drop!

Joe runs, to BOOT Punk down! Then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Punk is hanging on but Joe keeps focus. Joe looms over Punk, stalks him to a corner, and CHOPS him again! Joe hoists Punk up, tucks him in, and brings him out! But Punk slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Both men fall and fans fire up again! A standing count starts and fans join in. Joe stirs at 4 of 10, he and Punk rise at 5, and stand at 7! Joe runs in but Punk dodges to throw shoulder tackles! Punk dodges a lariat to hit a SPIN OUT PARABOMB! Punk is shouting out Cena?! But then Punk mocks the Hogan “I can’t hear you,” and drops the leg, brother! Cover, ONE?!?!

Fans are thunderous and Joe is foaming at the mouth! Punk CLUBS Joe, CLUBS him, but Joe is the one hulking out! “YOU~!” JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe whips, Punk reverses and ROCKS, then runs, into the POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! But into an ARMBAR! Punk stacks it, TWO!! Punk runs in at the corner, but Joe catches him! POWERBOMB! Stack cover, TWO! Into an STF!! Speaking of Cena! Punk endures, scoots, and powers through to a cover, TWO! ROUNDHOUSE! Joe falls, Punk staggers and drops to a knee. Fans rally up, Punk catches his breath and he drags Joe by a leg to center.

Punk says “WOO~!” and steps through, but just for a SPINNING TOEHOLD! Shoutout to Funk! Punk hits another SPINNING TOEHOLD! Joe reaches up to drag Punk down into a cradle! TWO!! Punk escapes, both men stagger up, and Joe goes to a corner. Punk runs in for a SHINING- URENAGE!! Joe drags Punk around and fans fire up again. Joe puts Punk up top, but Punk fights him off! Joe CHOPS and Punk flops back! Punk tumbles to the apron, Joe goes up the corner! Joe drags Punk up to join him, but Punk fights the lift! Punk BITES Joe!! Fans boo, but Punk adjusts and underhooks?! SUPER PEPSI PLUNGE!! Cover, PUNK WINS!!

Winner: CM Punk, by pinfall (still “The Real” AEW World Champion)

Joe drew blood, but Punk still came out on top! Punk is 2-3 all time but he has the quality, not the quantity! Will Punk go on from London to go All Out in his hometown?

 

Six Man Tag: Kenny Omega, Kota Ibushi & Hangman Page VS Konosuke Takeshita, Jay White & Juice Robinson w/ The Gunns!

Don Callis & Konosuke Takeshita may have betrayed the Cleaner, but he still has the Golden Star and the Anxious Millennial Cowboy by his side! Will the Golden Elite win big like they did at Blood & Guts? Or will Bullet Club Gold help The Future of Wrestling tear it all down?

Callis is on commentary to reiterate that Konosuke is replacing Kenny! The trios go face to face, Kenny staring down Konosuke, Ibushi staring down White and Hangman staring down Juice. Fans rally up but the ref gets the trios to cool off and stand down. Guns up for BCG and even Konosuke joins in. Hangman starts against Rock Hard Robinson and the fans rally up. The two circle, tie up, and Juice headlocks. Hangman wrenches, headlocks back, but Juice powers out. Hangman runs Juice over! Fans fire up, things speed up, and Juice hurdles then runs. He rolls over Hangman, Hangman kips up and BOOTS Juice down!

Hangman says score one for Elite, then he drags Juice up. Hangman wrenches and tags in Omega. Fans fire up as Omega goes up to AX HANDLE Juice’s arm! Juice clutches the arm, fans sing for “OH~ Kenny Ome~ga!” as he CHOPS Juice! Hangman CHOPS Juice! They CHOP pinball Juice around! White protests but that just allows more CHOPS to fly! Juice ducks but Hangman CHOPS him on the back! Then a CHOP SANDWICH makes Juice sit down! Hangman & Omega high-five then Kenny wrenches to a wristlock. Tag to Ibushi and he goes up. Juice runs away and shouts, “SCREW YOU!” Fans rally for “I-BU-SHI!” as Juice tags White.

Fans rally as Ibushi and White meet again after a long time, and White talks trash. They tie up, White pulls hair and puts Ibushi on ropes. The ref counts, White shoves Ibushi, and then narrowly ducks a roundhouse! White headlocks, Ibushi powers out, but White runs him over! Only for Ibushi to kip up! White SLAPS Ibushi! Ibushi shakes his head and eggs White on. Fans tell White “YOU EFFED UP! YOU EFFED UP!” White says shut up, and he ROCKS Ibushi! Ibushi shakes his head. White throws more forearms, but Ibushi still eggs him on! White fires shot after shot after shot, then pushes finger gun into Ibushi’s face. Ibushi KICKS White down!!

Fans fire up as White flounders around. Ibushi waits for him to stand, then KICKS him to the Elite corner! Omega and Hangman scuff White, the ref reprimands, and Ibushi tags Omega in. The Golden Lovers double whip to double leap frog, bypass and KICK, to a KOTARO KRUSHER! White bails out, Konosuke jumps in to fire off on Omega & Ibushi, but then gets mugged by Omega & Ibushi! The Golden Lovers double whip, but Konosuke stops himself and eggs them on. Ibushi runs in but Konosuke dumps him out! Omega runs in but Konosuke BOOTS him! Omega spins but Konosuke dodges, only for Omega to RANA!

Konosuke tumbles out and fans fire up! Omega DECKS Juice for good measure, and then fans fire up with the Terminator Drums! Omega builds speed, to then FLY! Direct hit on Konosuke & White! Fans fire up and Omega goes back to fetch White. Omega puts White in but the Ass Boys spring into action! Omega kicks Austin away, goes up a corner, and leaps at White! White moves, Omega rolls through but has a rough landing. Omega clutches a wrist but White stomps away on Omega! White CLUBS away on Omega, then White tags Juice. Juice and White stomp away on Omega and the ref reprimands.

Callis points out all the surgeries Omega has had, so he is at a big disadvantage as it is. Juice swaggers around to soak up the heat, and then he tags in Konosuke. They taunt Ibushi & Hangman, and then Konosuke rains down fists! Ibushi gets in and he KICKS Konosuke! Konosuke stands up to stare Ibushi down, and they start throwing forearms! Fans fire up as they go back and forth! But then White and Juice join in and they all mug Ibushi! The ref reprimands, Konosuke kicks Ibushi out, but then Hangman goes after him and BCG! Fans fire up but Hangman gets mugged 3v1! The ref reprimands as White rains down fists on Hangman!

Konosuke CHOKES Omega, the ref gets stern with BCG and they back out. Konosuke drags Omega up and Omega fires off forearms! Konosuke ROCKS Omega with just one! Konosuke whips, Omega reverses, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! Fans fire up and Konosuke tags in White. White clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Omega down. Fans rally as Omega endures, and Omega fights around. Omega reaches out but White drags Omega away! Omega still fights forward to a ROPEBREAK! White lets go and he stomps Omega. White scuffs Omega, pushes him around, but Omega CHOPS back!

White grits his teeth but Omega ROCKS White! White blocks a boot to DRAGON SCREW that leg! White mocks  Hiroshi Tanahashi as he uses Omega’s leg for a guitar, then he hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Tag to Juice, and Juice drops an elbow on Omega’s leg! Then an elbow on the other leg! Juice drags Omega up, feels him in, and snap suplexes Omega into the ropes! Cover, TWO! Juice argues with the ref but the count was fair. Fans rally, Juice pumps up the arm, and he waits for Omega to stand. JAB! But Omega JABS! Juice JABS! Omega JABS! Juice rakes the eyes! Fans boo and the ref repriamnds!

Juice lets off to JAB, JAB and JAB! Then LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Omega is hanging in there but Juice paces around. Fans sing for Omega but Juice drags Omega up. Juice brings Omega in but Omega suplexes Juice first! Omega and Juice crawl, but Juice anchors Omega! Juice reels Omega in, back suplex, but Omega lands on his feet! Only for White and Konosuke to grab him! Omega BOOTS Juice, elbows the others away, and goes up and over Juice! Omega hurries, but the Gunns YANK Ibushi & Hangman down! White distracted the ref just in time! But Ibushi & Hangman send the Ass Boys into railing!

Juice hurries after Omega again, but Omega BOOTS him away! Hot tags to White and Hangman! Hangman rallies on BCG! BOOT for White, triangle jump LARIAT for Juice! Fans fire up as White staggers up, he takes a swing, but Hangman dodges! Hangman scoops to FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up, and PLANCHA for Juice! Hangman runs in to clothesline White out of the ring! Hangman DIVES onto Juice! And then DIVES onto White! Hangman puts White in and fans fire up! Hangman climbs, leaps at White, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up behind Hangman and he drags White up. Alabama Lift, but White fights free!

White shoves Hangman, Ibushi tags in, and White CHOPS Hangman! White runs in, Hangman pops White up, and Ibushi fires off a strike fest! KICK, and then STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, Konosuke breaks it with a haymaker! Omega goes after Konosuke and tosses him back out. The Golden Lovers coordinate, and they call their shots! They both run corner to corner, go up and up and CROSS SLASH! Direct hit on White and Juice! Fans are thunderous again as the Golden Elite regroups. They get White up and in, the fans chant for “GOLDEN LOVERS!” White is in a corner, Ibushi whips him corner to corner.

Hangman runs in to clothesline White! Ibushi ELBOWS White! Omega BACK ELBOWS White! Feed to a haymaker, POP-UP GERMAN, and then SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Fans fire up as Ibushi calls his shot! Ibushi has White’s wrists, but White reels him in! Ibushi slips free, V-TRIGGER! Ibushi has the wrists again but White reels him in for an URENAGE! Both men are down and fans fire up again. White and Ibushi crawl, hot tags to Konosuke and Omega! They fire off forearms and fans fire up! Omega eggs Konosuke on, the shots keep flying, and Konosuke ROCKS Omega again!

Konosuke spins, into a V-TRIGGER! Omega half nelsons, Juice runs in, but Juice gets the SNAP DRAGON! White runs in, SNAP DRAGON for him! Omega has Konosuke but Konosuke switches, BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives and Konosuke can’t believe it! Konosuke aims from the corner, Callis shouts “KUROSE! <KILL ‘EM!>” Konosuke runs in, but Omega blocks the knee! To CHOP! Omega shoves to BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER! And POISON-RANA! Fans are thunderous, Omega covers, TWO!! Konosuke is still in this but Omega drags him up. Omega puts him in a corner, puts Konosuke up top, “This is Awesome!”

Omega climbs up but Juice drags him down! Juice kicks low, but Omega kicks back! Fireman’s carry, tag to Hangman! “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON for Juice and Omega pops right up to join Konosuke! Hangman hits a RUNNING SHOOTING STAR on Juice! Omega MOONSAULTS onto Juice, then Hangman goes up to get Konosuke! SUPER BLOCKBUSTER SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!! Konosuke survives, to Callis’ relief. Hangman goes to the apron, and off comes the elbow pad! Hangman aims, but the Ass Boys get on the apron! Hangman DECKS each of ’em! Then he goes up the corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT wipes the Gunns out!

Fans fire up, Hangman reloads, and he slingshots, but White shoves Konosuke aside! White catches Hangman into a SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX!! Ibushi SLIDING KNEES White! Juice LEG LARIATS Ibushi! Omega SLAM DUNKS Juice! Fans fire up and Omega helps Ibushi up. The Golden Lovers have Konosuke now, a wrist each! GOLDEN- NO, Konosuke ROCKS Omega, and then he brawls with Ibushi! Ibushi ROCKS Konosuke, shouts, but POINT-BLANK MOTOR KNEE!! Konosuke pushes Ibushi aside and soaks up the heat. But Hangman hits a BUCKSHOT!! Tag to Omega! Omega has Konosuke now and fans are thunderous!

Omega scuffs Konosuke but White catches him! Omega slips free, White elbows back, but a V-TRIGGER still hits! Omega runs, Juice returns, V-TRIGGER! Omega keeps moving, V-TRIGGER for White again! Konosuke rolls Omega up, with tights!! Konosuke and BCG win!!

Winners: Konosuke Takeshita, Jay White & Juice Robinson, by pinfall

Don Callis celebrates with his new bread winn- er, son! The Bang Bang Gang also celebrates, they get to go to the pay window as winners now! But will they all use this to put their names on top of AEW?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR VS The Young Bucks!

At long last, it is the tiebreaker of two of the best tag teams in the world today! But in the end, there can only be one “very best!” Will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood prove they’ve replaced Matt & Nick Jackson at the top of the mountain? Or will this be the biggest Superkick Party of all time?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we finally see who are THE #TopGuys!

The teams sort out, Dax starts against Nick and the two circle. They tie up, Dax powers Nick to a corner, but Nick turns it around! Nick lets off and he circles with Dax again. They tie up, Dax wrenches to a wristlock but Nick uses ropes to flip through. Nick wrenches but Dax rolls and wrenches back to hit a headlock takeover. Nick headscissors, Dax kips free and the two stand off. Fans duel, “Let’s Go, Young Bucks!” “F T R!” Dax tags in Cash and Cash circles with Nick. They tie up, Cash headlocks but Nick powers up and out. Cash runs Nick over, things speed up, Nick hurdles, and both men dosido over hip toss counters! In the end, Nick wins out!

Fans fire up as Nick scoops and SLAMS Cash! Nick wrenches Cash’s arm, brings him over, YANKS the arm, and then tags in Matt. Matt goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Cash’s arm! Matt whips Cash but Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges, and he catches Matt’s leap for a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up as Cash tags Dax in. Snapmare and then ASSISTED LEG DROP! Dax covers, TWO! Dax tags Cash back in, FTR double suplex but Nick makes the save! Nick RANAS Dax, but Cash RANAS Matt! Nick and Cash rain down fists on Dax and Matt! They see each other and start brawling! Then Matt and Dax start brawling!

Fans fire up as the fists fly, and FTR ROCKS the Bucks! Then DOUBLE DOUBLE LARIATS collide!! Fans fire up as the teams regroup, the Bucks kip up, and the brawling restarts! FTR knees low, they whip the Bucks, but the Bucks kick back and DOUBLE DROPKICK! FTR gets up, but the Bucks clothesline them out! They bump the desk, and then hurry back up. Matt tags Nick and Nick goes to the apron! PENALTY KICK for Dax! Cash sweeps, Nick jumps it and Matt SPEARS Cash! Matt sets FTR up for Nick’s FOSBURY FLOP! Direct hit and down goes FTR! Nick gets Cash in the ring as the fans duel again.

Nick calls to Matt, brings Cash over but Cash whips him away. Matt tags in, Nick whips but Cash reverses. Nick goes up and over, and Matt SUPERKICKS Cash! Matt drags Cash up, tags Nick, and then get Cash in the ropes. Nick climbs the corner as Matt drapes Cash out, DRAPING SWANTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Nick drags Cash up to throw hands! Tag to Matt, the Bucks double whip and body shot! Matt then hits a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Matt goes up a corner, for the FALLING ELBOW! Matt mocks Dax with the Bret Hart “Hey!” Fans cheer and Matt brings Cash up. But Cash throws body shots!

Matt shoves Cash back, but Cash fights the Bucks off! Down goes Nick but Matt keeps Cash from Dax! Matt whips, Cash goes up sunset flips but Nick sneaks a tag! Nick CLUBS Cash on the back! And again, and again! Nick drags Cash up to HEADBUTT him, then he tags Matt. The Bucks double whip, but Cash holds ropes! Cash TOSSES Nick, ELBOWS Matt, then hits a BIG back suplex on Matt! Fans fire up as both men are down! Matt and Cash crawl, but Nick rushes Dax on the apron! Dax blocks to fire off hands on Nick! But then he misses Cash as Matt drags him back! Cash BOOTS Matt away, hurries for the corner, but Matt SUPERKICKS Dax first!

Fans fire up as Matt isolates Cash, but then Cash rolls him up! TWO!! Matt fakes a superkick to DDT! Fans fire up as Matt covers, TWO! The fans duel again and Matt tags Nick. The Bucks double whip, Nick runs in but Cash puts him on the apron. Matt runs in but Cash sends him into Nick’s GAMANGIRI! Nick springboards but Cash UPPERCUTS him first! Fans fire up as Cash crawls for his corner, as does Nick! Hot tags to Matt and Dax! Dax fires off JABS on Matt, then DECKS him! And DECKS him! And then DECKS Nick! Dax snap suplexes Matt, then he snap suplexes Nick onto Matt! Dax whips, Nick reverses but Dax wrenches back to short arm LARIAT!

Dax then runs up on Matt, whips, but Matt reverses. Dax reverses, Matt dodges the lariat but Dax switches the waistlock to GERMAN SUPLEX! Dax drags Matt up to GERMAN SUPLEX again! And then another GERMAN SUPLEX! But Dax isn’t done there! He drags Matt up, but Matt ducks the elbow! NORTHERN LIGHTS! And then roll through! The Polar Express starts up! Dax keeps fighting the Northern Lights, then turns it around, for a GERMAN SUPLEX! But Matt spins it around, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Locomotion but Dax gets around! Matt switches, Dax switches, repeat, but Dax cradles, TWO!!

Dax O’Conner Rolls! TWO! Dax goes up the corner to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Dax dodges the lariat to GERMAN SUPLEX, but Matt lands on his feet! NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Dax escapes, and he holds onto Matt as fans fire up again! Dax GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Matt escapes and both men are down! Fans fire up as a standing count begins. Both men are down at 5 of 10, Nick hurries in and takes aim! Dax rises, Nick SUPER- NO, Dax gets under to pop Nick up! REBOUND- NO, Nick sunset flips! Dax rolls through, steps through, but Nick kicks him away! GAMANGIRI!

Nick slingshots to- NO, Dax blocks to REBOUND POWERBOMB!! But Matt ghost pins Dax! TWO!! Dax has the legs, steps through, SHARPSHOOTER!! Matt endures, but Nick aims from the apron! Only for Cash to trip him up! SHARPSHOOTER on the apron!! Nick and Matt both endure and the fans are thunderous! Nick powers out and sends Cash flying into the steel steps! Nick then SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTERS Dax! And cartwheel MOONSAULTS onto Cash! Fans are thunderous again as all four men are down around ringside! A standing count starts on Matt and Dax in the ring, and Nick hurries to the corner.

Matt tags Nick, Nick runs in at Dax to SHINING WIZARD! GAMANGIRI! FOREARM! ELBOW! Nick puts Dax up, coordinates with Matt as he goes to the other corner, and they copy FTR! SUPERPLEX for the Power, but Cash is also on a corner! DIVING SPLASH but Dax gets his knees up! Cash goes for the DIVING SPLASH, but Nick gets his knees up! No glory here, and then Nick clotheslines Cash out! Nick rushes Dax but Dax sends him into Matt! Nick CLOBBERS Matt, Dax backslides! TWO, but Dax reels Nick back in. Nick fights the lift to wrench out and ROUNDHOUSE! But Dax back drops!

Nick sunset flips, Dax rolls through to roll Nick and lifts him up! Cash tags in, goes up the corner, MIND BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! Nick survives and Cash can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous again and Cash calls to Dax. Cash drags Nick up, “This is Awesome!” and Cash tags in Dax. FTR regroups, and they stalk Nick. But Matt returns to shove Cash down! Nick sunset flips but Dax sits on it! TWO!!! Nick escapes and even he’s surprised! Fans rally up again and Dax hurries to the corner. Nick runs in, Dax dodges, but then Dax is sent into Cash! Nick backslides, TWO! SUPERKICK! Matt SUPERKICKS!

The Bucks take aim as Dax sits back up, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Matt reels Dax in, Nick goes up, they steal the MIND BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Dax survives and fans fire up again! Matt tags in, he gets Dax up and fans duel again. Matt scoops, Nick aims from the apron, but Cash YANKS Nick down! Nick ROCKS Cash but Dax turns things around on Matt! Nick hurries in to SUPERKICK Dax, then he DIVES onto Cash! Matt victory rolls Dax, TWO!! Nick returns and the Bucks get Dax back up. They sit Dax up, B T E- NO, Dax ducks! Knees collide and then Cash SPEARS Nick off the apron!

Cash hurries back up, Dax hurries over, hot tag to Cash! FTR sits Matt up, they F T R TRIGGER! Then they kiss Matt on the cheeks, a very Bucks thing to do! SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, TWO!?!? Matt survives and Wembley is electric! Cash goes to the apron, he springboards, but it’s a fake out! Dax SUPERKICKS Matt?!? But Nick returns! Nick dodges Dax, but Dax blocks the monkey flip to put Nick up top. Dax SHOVES Nick down, but Nick body scissors Dax up and out with him! Cash springboards after all!? 450 FLOP as Matt moves!! Matt SUPERKICKS!! Cover, TWO?!?!? The blast from this rivalry’s past wasn’t enough to finish it!

The fans are shaking the railing, they are that red hot for this match! They hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! The Bucks sit Cash up, B T E TRIGGER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! HOW?!?! Nick cannot believe it!! Dax hurries in and checks Cash but he knows he’s alone now. He still rushes in, into a stolen SHATTER MACHINE!!! BTE TRIGGER for Cash!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Is Cash even mortal?!? Wembley is rocking but the Bucks are confused! Matt drags Cash up, Nick aims from the apron, and Matt gut wrenches. But Cash slips free and shoves Matt away, Dax intercepts Nick’s flight! SHATTER MACHINE!!!! Cover, FTR WINS!!!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

Cash & Dax snatch this one away outta nowhere! The Bucks could not bring them down, FTR are the Top Guys! But perhaps even bigger than the win, Cash & Dax offer handshakes in respect. But the Bucks shake their heads and leave! Fans boo the Bucks, will Matt & Nick come back for a fourth round? Or will FTR be Top Guys then, now and forever?

 

Stadium Stampede: Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo & Best Friends VS The Blackpool Combat Club & Proud ‘n’ Powerful!

The Mad King used to be friends with Jon Moxley, and he used to be friends with Santana & Ortiz, but he’s never cared for Claudio Castagnoli or Wheeler Yuta. But Moxley, Claudio, Yuta, Santana and Ortiz all agree Eddie will just alienate those he’s friends with now soon enough. The BCC & PNP be proven wrong when they take on a team with #CEROMIEDO?

The BCC & PNP make their way out to ringside through the crowd, already bringing a rather conspicuous black duffel bag. Then the Freshly Squeezed AEW International Champion leads the way for Best Friends, followed by Eddie and Penta. Eddie pushes past everyone to now rush down the ramp! He TACKLES Claudio, and the brawl is on! Santana is after Penta, Trent is after Yuta, Chuck is after Moxley, and Cassidy is after Ortiz! Things go all over the place, with Eddie and Claudio going back towards the entrance! Penta CHOPS away on Santana against railing! The rest are ringside, grabbing what they can.

Moxley CHUCKS a chair at Chuck Taylor! Ortiz SMACKS Penta with a trash can! Claudio and Kingston brawl on stage, Moxley drags Chuck up but Chuck ROCKS Moxley! Moxley takes a seat against railing, Chuck & Trent regroup in the ring. Eddie throws body shots on Claudio as Best Friends once again come face to face with Santana & Ortiz! Fans fire up for this classic rivalry renewed, and they brawl while Penta and Cassidy mug Yuta on the outside! PNP TOSS Best Friends out of the ring! Eddie and Claudio have now moved to the crowd with their brawl! Yuta sends Cassidy into railing! PNP build speed, and DIVE into chair shots!

Fans fire up as Eddie RAMS Claudio into railing by the back segment, then throws hands! Claudio hits back! Chuck FLIES to take out PNP! But Yuta CHOPS Chuck! Yuta throws hands, Eddie whips Claudio into railing, and Trent ARIHARA MOONSAULTS, but Santana has a trash can shield! Ortiz SMACKS Trent with a can, too! Claudio ROCKS Eddie, Moxley returns and he uses a prod or something on Trent’s face! Eddie JABS away then CHOPS Claudio! They’re in the LED hallway now! PNP coordinate as they have Trent in the ring! Fans fire up as Santana climbs and Ortiz reels Trent in. But Trent fights the lift!

Penta returns to SMACK Santana with a chair! Eddie and Claudio brawl to the back! Penta SMACKS Ortiz, HEADSHOTS him, then SMACKS Santana, too! “CERO! MIEDO!” But PNP get Penta! Double back suplex, but Penta lands on his feet! PNP dodges Penta’s double lariats, but Penta SLINGBLADES Ortiz! Santana whips, Penta SLINGBLADES in return! Penta tosses a chair to Ortiz, Ortiz catches it, but Penta SUPERKICKS the chair into Ortiz! Santana storms up, Penta wheelbarrows and rolls to FLYING DDT Ortiz! Meanwhile, Claudio and Yuta brawl with Eddie and Chuck backstage! Claudio KNEES Eddie into the All In logo on the wall!

Claudio and Eddie move into a hallway, Yuta and Chuck follow. Penta runs in at Santana, Santana BOOTS then SUPERKICKS! Santana whips, Penta goes up and over and CLUBS Santana! Alex Abrahantes adds a chair to the mix, FULL METAL BACKSTABBER! But then Moxley gets Penta with a CUTTER! Moxley is bloodied but that’s how he likes it! Moxley runs, but Penta dodges to springboard, into a kick! PARADIGM SHIFT! Moxley grabs that black bag! SURPRISE~! Bamboo skewers!! Moxley shouts out his hardcore friends in Japan, and the UK fans tell him he’s sick! Moxley doesn’t care, he grabs Penta by the mask!

But Penta KICKS Moxley away! And SUPERKICKS! Penta grabs a chair, to HEADSHOT Moxley! Penta takes those skewers, and he JAMS them into Moxley’s head!! Moxley’s become the sadist pineapple again! Moxley has a mad look in his eyes, and he runs in at Penta! Penta catches him, for MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, ONE?!?! SUPERKICK!! Moxley sputters and Penta puts chairs together, backs to each other. But Santana storms up behind Penta! Santana flips Penta off and they start brawling! Meanwhile, Eddie just DUMPS Claudio over the railing of a staircase! Where even are they?! The upper deck of section 252?

Eddie storms down to get Claudio but Claudio hits him back! Penta SUPERKICKS Santana! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs, but Santana pops him up, POWERBOMB on the chair wedge! Eddie and Claudio brawl in open seating in the upper level, Santana gets a chair in position, PILEDRIVER on the chair!! Eddie CHOKES Claudio! And claws his eyes! Eddie lets off, stalks Claudio along the way, but Claudio throws hands. Claudio SMACKS Eddie off railing! Wait, medics are checking Penta. Maybe that piledriver did a lot more damage to Penta than initially thought? Medics get Penta out of the ring, and Cassidy suddenly covers Moxley! TWO!!

Ortiz fires hands on Trent on the outside, and Cassidy raises his hands! To put them in his pockets! Fans fire up again as Cassidy uses those “devastating” shin kicks! Moxley brings out a FORK! Cassidy dodges it, SHOTGUNS Moxley, kips up, but gets a FORK TO THE BACK! Moxley then JAMS away on Cassidy’s face! And BITES Cassidy’s face! Fans again tell Moxley he’s sick but he just sits a chair up. Trent returns, with a barbed-wire plank! But Moxley kicks him first! BRAINBUSTER to the chair! Moxley takes that plank and GRINDS it into Trent’s face!! Meanwhile, in the parking lot, Yuta suplexes Chuck onto guard railing!

Trent hits back on Moxley, runs, but Moxley CLOBBERS him! Ortiz returns, having found a trash can lid and a kendo stick! Santana also returns, he stomps Cassidy, and Ortiz SMACKS Trent on the back! Moxley takes the stick and SMACKS Trent on the chest! Yuta and Claudio mug Eddie and end up in more of the stands! Moxley SMACKS away on Trent, Santana CHOKES Cassidy, and Trent is bloodied all over! Chuck SMACKS Claudio with an umbrella! And tosses it to Eddie so he can SMACK Yuta! Moxley CHOKES Trent with the kendo stick, but Eddie fishhooks Yuta’s mouth with the umbrella!

PNP bring in a ladder! They set that in the ropes in a corner, and Ortiz brings Trent over. Chuck CLUBS Claudio with another umbrella! Ortiz hoists Trent onto the ladder while Moxley and Santana CHOKE Cassidy, and dig that barbed wire into his forehead! Eddie back suplexes Yuta on a counter top! A member of security staff is a big fan of Eddie’s and wants a high five. Eddie gives him the high five, to then throw him into the counter! Ortiz stands on the ladder with Trent, but Trent fights back! Trent throws hands, HEADBUTTS Ortiz down, then adjusts. But Moxley TRIPS Trent, and Trent CRASHES onto ladder!

Claudio CLOBBERS Eddie with a bottle! Then he drags Chuck up and away while Yuta SMACKS Eddie with the umbrella! PNP reposition that ladder, they bring Trent up, and they DOUBLE POWERBOMB him onto the ladder! The ladder finally cracks! And then Moxley brings in a huge plank of wood with barbed wire all over it! Moxley drags Trent up but Trent turns things around! Moxley turns things back around, X PLEX onto the barbed wire! Ortiz pushes Trent off the board, goes up a corner, DIVING SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Trent survives, Moxley and Santana keep on Cassidy by sending him into railing!

Moxley brings Trent up the steel steps! PILEDRIVER!!! Trent falls, Moxley slaps him around, and Ortiz JAMS Cassidy with the fork! Moxley has Trent on the ramp, Claudio is there and ROCKS Trent! Claudio drags Trent up to the stage, where Yuta CLUBS away on Chuck! The BCC stand over Best Friends by Big Ben on the tron. Yuta CHOPS Chuck, fans want tables, but Yuta throws more hands on Chuck. Wait, Ortiz finds a table! Fans cheer as he sets that up ringside. Santana has also set up tables and a ladder by the stage. Wait, what van is this driving in? Fans chant “SUE! SUE! SUE!” but what’s she doing here!?

Moxley asks what the heck, and he gives her a big ol’ kiss!? Trent goes after Moxley, Chuck goes after Claudio & Yuta! They SMACK the BCC off Sue’s rental! Mama Sue flips the BCC off, and her van is full of goodies! Chuck SMACKS Claudio with a trash can lid! Trent brings out a tray of cookies! And SMACKS Claudio with the tray! More cookie tray attacks! Wait, what’s going on now? “Penta says… It’s time to RISE!” PENTA OSCURO RETURNS!! Penta unleashes his dark side and he has a hammer!! He HAMMERS Santana! Fans fire up and Alex hands him a chair! Penta SMACKS Santana with it!

Santana ends up on the tables! Penta climbs the ladder, but Santana goes up after him! They brawl on the ladder, Penta SMACKS Santana off the ladder, and the ladder cracks! Trent DIGS the cookie tray into Moxley’s face! Alex helps Penta get the ladder back up, and Penta goes up to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB Santana through the tables!!! Fans lose their minds and Alex says that’s what Santana gets! Trent has Yuta in the ring, Cassidy and Chuck join him! Fans fire up as the Best Friends… GROUP HUG Yuta! You GOT to give the people what they want! And then Best Friends beat Yuta down cuz that’s what he deserves!

Moxley and Ortiz get in, they SMACK and throw Best Friends! Ortiz fires off with the cookie sheet! Yuta BITES Chuck’s ear, then drags him down into the SEATBELT! TWO!! Chuck escapes, and Yuta grabs the bag! HE HAS A SCREWDRIVER!! Yuta rushes Chuck but Chuck dodges, the screwdriver stabs into the top buckle pad! SOLE FOOD! AWFUL WAFFLE!! Fans fire up and Chuck covers Yuta, Claudio breaks it! Claudio TOSSES Chuck out! Moxley DIVES to take Chuck down! Cassidy runs in, Claudio catches him! And SWINGS him! They go around and around while everyone else brawls!

Wait, is that a tub of Legos?! Moxley drags Chuck up to PARADIGM SHIFT onto the Legos! Trent and Ortiz brawl on a corner as Claudio goes past TEN, and keeps going! Trent trips Ortiz and he falls to the floor! Ortiz scrambles back up, Trent has him and SUPERPLEXES him down through other tables!!! Fans lose their minds, Claudio passes TWENTY and finally lets Cassidy go! Fans are thunderous for the madness all over the ring, and Claudio drags Cassidy up! RICOLA- NO, Cassidy slips free! ORANGE PUNCH!! Claudio wobbles so Cassidy reloads! ORANGE PUNCH!! His hand is hurting but Cassidy’s rage tunes it out!

Cassidy throws off his elbow pad, takes aim and runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Claudio survives and fans are thunderous! Cassidy hobbles, goes out of the ring, and he looks under the ring. Wait, he brings in duct tape, a bucket, and a glass bottle? Cassidy is taping up his hand, sticky side out! He PUNCHES the bottle so now there’s a bunch of glass shards on the tape!! Fans say Cassidy is sick! Moxley runs in to DECK Cassidy first!! Moxley dumps out the rest of the glass shards, and hauls Cassidy up to scoop. But Cassidy swings and DDTS Moxley onto the glass!! Fans lose their minds, but Claudio pops Cassidy up! UPPERCUT!!!

Moxley crawls to a corner while fans are electric! WAIT! EDDIE RETURNS! He’s bloody, he’s pissed, and he has a BARBED WIRE CHAIR! He SMACKS Ortiz, SMACKS Yuta, and SMACKS Claudio! TWICE! And then again! Terry Funk would be proud! Eddie wipes the blood from his eyes but Moxley stops him from hitting Claudio again! These two get forehead to forehead, but Claudio rolls Eddie up! TWO!! Eddie URAKENS Claudio down! Moxley underhooks Eddie, but Eddie breaks free! URAKEN!! URAKEN for Claudio! Eddie SPEARS Moxley through the barbed wire board!! GLASS SHATTERED ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cassidy covers Claudio, his team wins!!!

Winners: Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo/Oscuro & Best Friends, by pinfall

Freshly Squeezed always finds a way to survive! And this time, he found a way to take the fight to the nastiest fighters in the world! But he still has to get up on Wednesday to defend his International Championship! Will he even make it to Dynamite like this? Eddie flips Moxley off while down in the wreckage, are things only getting worse between these former friends?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way: Hikaru Shida VS Britt Baker VS Toni Storm VS Saraya!

The Shining Samurai has truly been fighting to make her second reign the best, especially since this one is in front of fans! But The Doctor wants her own second time around, while The Lightning From Down Under wants a historic third reign! However, only one of these four hasn’t been champion in AEW, and only one of these four is the hometown hero! That woman being one in the same, will Saraya have a golden homecoming? Or will this night be historic in a different manner?

But speaking of Saraya being home, she’s bringing the entire Knight wrestling family! And from We Will Rock You to the jacket and crown, this Knight is ready to become the Queen of England! Though Toni’s the one coming out to God Save the Queen… The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the numbers spell “disaster” for Shida in Wembley Stadium!

The bell rings and fans fire up as all four women have a corner. Then Saraya goes after Shida while Storm goes after Britt! Storm stomps away on Britt in a corner! Shida CLUBS Saraya, but Saraya fights the suplex! Storm helps Saraya against Shida, and they double suplex, only for Shida to fight it! Shida swings but Storm dodges, and the Outcasts hit a DOUBLE POWERBOMB! Shida flounders out, Britt ROCKS Storm! Then ROCKS Saraya! Britt fires off on the Outcasts, and RAMS Storm into Saraya, to hit a NECKBREAKER DDT COMBO! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Britt and she stands Storm up.

Storm ROCKS Britt! And CLUBS her down! Storm kicks Britt around, whips but Britt blocks! Britt ROCKS Storm, and again! Saraya coaches Storm and Storm powers up to whip Britt to a corner. Storm sends Saraya in to KNEE Britt down! Storm says kiss this! SWEET HIP MUSIC! The Outcasts drag Britt out, double cover, but then let off to discuss whose cover this is. They still both cover, and let off again. They argue again, but Storm pushes Saraya aside to cover! ONE as Saraya pushes Storm. Shida drags them both up by their hair! MEETING OF THE MINDS! The Outcasts fall, Shida brings Storm up.

Shida whips Storm to a corner, then she whips Saraya into Storm! Shida runs in as fans fire up, JUMP KNEE for them both! And then Shida snap suplexes Saraya into Storm! Fans fire up as Shida drags Storm up, climbs the corner, and rains down fists! Fans count along and Shida goes all the way to TEN! But Saraya CLUBS Shida! Saraya TOSSES Shida onto the apron! Saraya stomps Shida, but Britt runs in! Storm dodges so Britt BLASTS Saraya! Storm runs back in but Britt dodges so Storm HIP ATTACKS Shida! Storm runs up on Britt but into a SLINGBLADE! Fans rally as Saraya returns to BOOT Britt down!

Britt bails out, Storms is after her on the outside! Storm brings Britt over to Mama Knight and she holds onto Britt so Storm can CHOP! Saraya applauds and Storm winds up, but Britt ducks, Storm DECKS Saraya’s mum! Saraya is furious and fans tell Storm “YOU EFFED UP! YOU EFFED UP!” Papa and the brothers have to keep Mama back! Saraya THROWS Britt aside, then BOOTS Shida! Saraya RAMS Shida into steel steps! Storm apologizes as the Outcasts get in the ring. Storm explains it was all an accident. But as Storm turns to go find another opponent, Saraya grabs Storm by the hair!

Saraya ROCKS Storm! Storm is offended, but she hits back! Mama says knock her out so Saraya ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS, Saraya CHOPS, repeat! Saraya kicks low, trips Storm, and rains down fists! Fans fire up but Storm turns things around on Saraya! Fans boo as Storm rains down shots from all sides! Storm is furious, she stomps Saraya and then rips a buckle pad right off the bottom! Storm puts Saraya against that bare steel! Ruby Soho sprints down the ramp! She stops Storm from running in at Saraya! Storm doesn’t wanna do this to Saraya and Saraya’s surgically repaired neck, they’re all friends!

Storm pushes past Soho but Soho grabs her arm to stop her. So Storm DECKS Soho!! Storm apologizes, she was lashing out! Soho leaves, and Saraya BOOTS Storm! Shida MISSILE DROPKICKS Saraya! Britt spins Shida to FISHERMAN SCREW! Storm gets around Britt to SUPERKICK! Britt SUPERKICKS back! But Storm falls on Saraya for a cover! TWO!!! Saraya is even angrier now! Storm says that was another accident! Saraya stomps Storm, gets the legs, and steps through! Mama says bend that b*tch, and Saraya turns Britt over, QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH! Britt CURB STOMPS Storm!!

Britt DECKS Saraya, covers Storm, TWO!!! Storm survives and Britt can’t believe how close she was to that! The Knights shake the railing to coach Saraya up but Britt brings out her glove! Fans spell it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida fires off on Britt! Saraya spins Shida around, but Shida ROCKS her first! Shida hoists Saraya up to a torture rack, to DUMP her down! Britt kicks low, but Shida kicks back! FALCON ARROW onto Saraya! Shida has two targets and she goes up top! The fans are fired up as Shida METEORAS!! Cover, TWO!!! Saraya survives but Shida prepares herself! KATANA KICK!! Cover, but Britt breaks it!

Britt has Shida, RINGS OF SATURN! Shida resists the Lockjaw by turning her head away! Britt pries at that mouth, but Shida grits her teeth! Shida powers the hold into a cover, TWO!!! Britt still has Shida in her grasp, Storm storms in with the title belt! But Saraya intercepts with the SPRAY PAINT!!! Saraya then reels Storm in for KNIGHTCAP!!! Cover, SARAYA WINS!!!

Winner: Saraya, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)

Shida held out against Britt just so she could still lose the belt! The Knights celebrate with their shining star, this IS Saraya’s house!! Pyro flies, will this historic start to Saraya’s reign be a #Knightmare for the rest of AEW?

 

Tag Team Coffin Match: Darby Allin & Sting VS Swerve Strickland & Christian Cage w/ Prince Nana!

Friends becoming enemies, decks being stacked against them, and all around chaos is just the surface of the story between the Relentless Icons and this new business partnership of The Mogul Embassy and Captain Charisma. But will Darby & Sting make it through the madness to finally put this grudge to rest? Or will Christian and the actual TNT Champion both feel comfortable in “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!”

To celebrate 50 years of hip hop, and perform Swerve’s theme song live, it’s Flash Garments and DJ Whoo Kid! Swerve takes the mic to ask himself, “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!” “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!” “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!” Then Christian and his Right Hand of Destruction make their entrance, Christian wearing the belt. As for Darby and Sting, they have a video of them walking the dark alleys of London in long coats. “It’s time, isn’t it?” “No, no, no, Darby, you’re sadly, sadly mistaken.” Joker Sting says “We’re talking about the UK! 80 THOUSAND people! Wembley Stadium! It’s beyond just time. It’s SHOW TIME!”

Fans fire up as “That is Darby Allin… And this is STIIIIIING!” The bell rings and after Christian and Swerve deliberate, Christian brawls with Darby and Swerve brawls with Sting! Fans fire up as Sting CLUBS away on Swerve but Christian TOSSES Darby. Sting and Christian now stare down and fans fire up! Sting grins but Christian talks trash. Swerve runs in to half nelson! Sting backs Swerve down into buckles, and Darby slides back in to TOSS Christian out! Darby then ROCKS Swerve, Sting LARIATS Swerve down! And Darby fetches the casket! Darby opens that up, and there’s goodies inside?

Sting RAMS Christian into railing as Darby brings out tack-covered jackets! Darby’s used such a trick before, and now he brings it out here! Nana tries to get Swerve up but Swerve spots Sting, with a cricket bat! Nana turns around, SMACK! That’s four! SMACK for Swerve! That’s six! Another smack! Oh, just shy. Darby gives Sting one of the jackets! Fans fire up as the Icon suits up, and while Darby traps Nana in one corner, Sting has Swerve in the other! Then they both run corner to corner, STINGER SPLASH for Nana and COFFIN SPLASH for Swerve, all with tacks!  Then going back the other way STINGER SPLASH for Swerve and COFFIN SPLASH for Nana!

Darby returns, one more COFFIN SPLASH for Swerve! Christian gets up, Darby rushes over, but Christian HOTSHOTS him! And Swerve kicks Sting’s leg out! Sting falls over, Christian aims from a corner and Swerve from another as Sting and Darby get up. Swerve SPEARS Sting! Christian SPEARS Darby! Things are getting Rated R in Wembley! Christian gets the fallen tacks out of the way, then he and Swerve drag those jackets off the Relentless Icons. Swerve brings Sting around towards commentary! Swerve ROCKS Sting, and Christian ties up Darby’s arms! Fans boo as Christian binds Darby with tape and Sting gets sent into railing!

Swerve has the cricket bat, he CHOKES Sting with it! Christian TOSSES Darby into a corner! Darby flops upside-down, staggers up, and Christian runs in! But Darby dodges and Christian hits buckles! Darby gets moving, NO HANDS SPRINGBOARD, QUEBRADA! Fans are thunderous as Darby keeps moving, and he DIVES onto Swerve at the ramp! Sting frees Darby’s hands while fans fire up! Darby drags the casket off the stretcher, tosses the stretcher aside, and Sting picks Swerve up! Christian kicks the lid closed, so the SPINEBUSTER is on the lid! Swerve might’ve preferred the other way but at least the match is still going.

Christian SMACKS Darby off steps, CLUBS Sting from behind, and then he tosses Darby into the ring. Christian gives Sting a SMACK off steps, then he slides in to stomp Darby. Nana & Swerve set a table up, then hand Christian a chair. Christian JAMS Darby in the back! And again! Darby writhes while Christian paces around. Christian puts the chair down, places Darby’s head on it, and then gets another chair! Fans are torn as Christian aims, CON-CHAIR- NO! Darby dodges, ELBOWS Swerve and SHOTGUNS Christian! Fans fire up, but Swerve FLAPJACKS Darby off a buckle! Darby flops out to the apron but Swerve goes out after him.

Swerve scoops Darby, and aims for the casket! Darby fights, to hit a THROWBACK STUNNER! Swerve stumbles, Sting gets up and on the apron! Swerve is on the table, and Sting LEAPS! Sting SPLASHES Swerve, and the table only moderately bends! Fans fire up all the same as Sting & Darby regroup. Sting gets back in the ring, back on the apron, and then he SENTONS! NOW the table breaks! Fans are chanting “YOU STILL GOT IT!” as Sting gets out of the wreckage. Darby finds Christian, makes him take a seat, and fires off forearms! Darby roars, goes up a corner, to SUPER MISSILE DROPKICK Christian down!!

Fans are thunderous as Darby hurries to get Christian up and around the way. Darby calls to Sting, they mug Christian, and they get the casket propped up against the ring! They open it up, get Christian in, but Christian fights the lid! It’s 2v1 but Christian keeps a leg sticking out! Darby pulls on that leg, but now Luchasaurus attacks! He was in the back but he couldn’t stand by any longer! Luchasaurus sends Sting into railing! And he scoops Darby, to LAWN DART him into the casket lid! Luchasaurus roars and Christian laughs. Luchasaurus tells Darby to get up, and Darby is crawling, but NICK WAYNE is here!

Nick SMACKS Luchasaurus with Darby’s skateboard! It’s not very effective… Luchasaurus stares Nick down, then HEADBUTTS him down! And then takes the skateboard! Luchasaurus sets it down, and CHOKE SLAMS Nick onto the board! Nick writhes, Luchasaurus drags Nick back up to fireman’s carry! Luchasaurus hauls Nick away?! Sting SMACKS Swerve off the casket lid! And again! And then again! And then Christian gets a taste of the lid! Sting and Darby bring the casket down now, and they focus on Swerve. Sting puts Swerve on the casket! Darby goes up the corner!? SUPER COFFIN DROP but Swerve moves!!!

Darby flops off the lid, leaving a massive dent in it! The ref checks Darby, and Sting is stunned! Sting fights off Christian and Swerve 2v1, STINGER SPLASH back and forth! Sting sends Swerve into Christian, STINGER SPLASH SANDWICH! Sting throws Christian down, has the legs, and steps through! Fans are thunderous for the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!!! Nana is furious but Swerve has a chair! Swerve SMACKS Sting on the back, and Sting just stares Swerve down! Fans tell Swerve he messed up, and Sting feints punch to get Swerve to put up the chair as a shield. Sting SHOVES the chair into Swerve’s face!

But Christian has the cricket bat! Sting throws hands on Swerve, but Christian LOW BLOWS Sting with the bat! And then JAMS him with it! And sets Sting up for the KILL STOMPS!!! Fans boo but Christian brings the casket around. Nana helps haul that into the ring and Swerve wants the cricket bat. Christian RAMS Darby into railing, and Swerve drags Sting up. Christian RAMS Darby into more railing! Swerve puts Sting in the casket, and he has a baseball bat! Fans boo as Swerve SPITS on the bat and throws it in with Sting. Swerve kicks the lid closed, the BAT holds it open!! Fans are thunderous as Sting rises! But he gets a HOUSE CALL!!

Swerve drags Sting up, fans rally up, and Swerve scoops to SLAM Sting on the lid! Swerve drags the casket around, and Christian is CHOKING Darby with his own tack jacket! Christian makes Darby look at the TNT Championship, saying Darby will NEVER have it again, and that that belt is Christian’s! Swerve goes up the corner, blows a kiss, and 450 FLOPS on the casket!! Sting avoids disaster and fans are thunderous! Darby CLAWS Christian’s face! Darby hast he TNT belt, and he CLOBBERS Christian with it!! Sting rises again, storms up on Swerve, and drags him up onto the casket! SCORPION DEATHDROP on the lid!!!

Swerve is draped over the lid, Nana is freaking out, and Darby crawls his way back to the ring. Sting opens the lid, drags Swerve inside the casket, and pushes the lid closed! Swerve sacrifices his hands to keep the lid open! Sting SMACKS the lid, then SITS on the lid! OW!! Swerve reaches out like a zombie but Sting keeps on the pressure! Sting then lets Swerve get halfway out of the casket before he SLAMS the lid on him! Swerve is stuck, and Darby goes up top! COFFIN DROP onto the casket!!! Swerve gets crunched, Darby pushes him in, and the lid closes! The Relentless Icons win!!

Winners: Darby Allin & Sting, by pinfall

A battle for the ages, but this is not the end of the ride! Darby will now face Luchasaurus for the TNT Championship just a week from tonight at All Out! And what about the health and safety of Nick Wayne? Will Darby look to take everything back? Or will Christian Cage’s Right Hand of Destruction end it all in Chicago?

 

Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara VS Will Ospreay w/ Don Callis!

The Ocho felt abandoned by his own appreciation society and was willing to turn to a friend in Don Callis. Too bad Callis was even more of a low down, dirty slimeball than Jericho remembered. But in the end, Callis has brought about the WrestleKingdom dream match that was denied during Pandemic Era. Will the Aerial Assassin prove HE is the Greatest Of All Time? Or will the best possible version of Ospreay still fall short of the best possible version of Jericho?

Fozzy performs Judas live as Jericho makes his entrance! Fans sing along, and Jericho has the Spanish God by his side. Ospreay is coming out like Captain England or something with the new gear and pyro, and with Don Callis behind him. Ospreay is coming off the Rev-Pro 11th anniversary show, where he won, but was also attacked by Jericho in a mask! Will Jericho get to do all that and more here tonight?

The bell rings and fans sing for “OSPREAY~ OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” as he and Jericho circle. They tie up, Jericho shoves Ospreay back and the two reset. They tie up, Jericho headlocks but Ospreay powers out. Jericho runs Ospreay over but Ospreay kips up! Fans cheer and Jericho thinks it’s for him! Jericho turns around, and he SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay SLAPS Jericho, we have a SLAP fight! Ospreay kicks low, whips, but Jericho reverses. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and SHOTGUNS Jericho out of the ring! Ospreay then hurries up top, takes aim, SKY TWISTER! Fans are thunderous and Ospreay puts Jericho in.

Ospreay aims, springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! But Ospreay prepares his arm, runs in, but Jericho avoids the Hidden Blade! Jericho CHOPS, Ospreay fires a forearm, repeat! Ospreay BOOTS, Jericho BOOTS, then they DOUBLE BOOT! Both men fall and fans fire up! Ospreay and Jericho sit up at the same time, they glare at each other and Ospreay flips Jericho off. Jericho kicks Ospreay, Ospreay kicks Jericho, they both stand and fans fire up. Ospreay fires a forearm! Jericho fights it back! They go back and forth, fans heavily behind Ospreay. Ospreay CHOPS and Jericho drops down!

Ospreay stalks Jericho, brings him up and bumps him off buckles. Ospreay CHOPS, whips him corner to corner and runs in, but Jericho puts Ospreay on the apron! Ospreay’s leg jams, Jericho triangle jump DROPKICKS! Fans fire up, Jericho soaks up the cheers and jeers, then he runs to WRECK Ospreay with a blindside dropkick! Jericho grins, has a little bit of blood on his chest, but he takes a taste of it! Jericho stands Ospreay up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then whip! Ospreay stops himself, ELBOWS Jericho, then hurries up top! Jericho hurries after him to CLUB him down! Ospreay throws elbows to fight the waistlock!

Jericho CLUBS away on Ospreay’s back, then reels him in, for an APRON GERMAN SUPLEX!! Ospreay’s neck comes into play, just as Jericho brought up on Dynamite! Jericho slides into the ring while Ospreay checks his arms for motion. Jericho flips off the fans as they boo him, and then he goes to the apron. Jericho drags Ospreay into the ring, suplexes high and hard! Jericho pushes Ospreay down for a cocky cover, ONE! Jericho brings Ospreay up and puts him on the ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Jericho lets off, and then he runs side to side. STRADDLE ATTACK! Ospreay flops over and Jericho mocks the fans.

Jericho drags Ospreay up to CHOP! Ospreay fires a forearm! The brawl is on again and Jericho gets the edge. Jericho whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! Fans fire up and Ospreay hits a Manhattan Drop! Ospreay CHOPS Jericho off his feet, then STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO! Jericho hangs tough but Callis coaches Ospreay. Ospreay assures the fans, just calm down and he’ll get this. Ospreay reels Jericho in but Jericho resists the lift. So Ospreay gives him a Kawada Kick then a CHOP! Ospreay whips, Jericho reverses and runs in, but into a BOOT! Ospreay goes up, but Jericho CHOPS him!

Jericho climbs up after Ospreay, goes to the very top, and he throws down fists! Fans count all the way to “OCHO!” and then TEN, before the SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO! Callis says it’s alright, and he coaches Ospreay again. Jericho SLAPS Ospreay, SLAPS him again, then throws forearms! Ospreay fires back! Fans rally up, Ospreay whips, but Jericho avoids the dropkick! Then LIONSAULTS but onto knees! Ospreay hurries to bring Jericho in, and hangs him out to dry! KNEE, and then Ospreay goes to the corner! Ospreay climbs up, Jericho pushes himself up a bit, but Ospreay hits a GUILLOTINE SHOOTING STAR!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up and Ospreay feeds off it! Ospreay waits on Jericho to rise, and he springboards, but Jericho blocks the cutter! Ospreay ducks the Judas Effect! Ospreay springboards again, into a BACKSTABBER!! And then CODE BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and fans fire up again! Jericho goes to a corner and he wants Ospreay to rise. Fans rally up, Jericho runs in, JUDAS- NO, Ospreay blocks! To HOOK KICK! And then OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Jericho survives but Ospreay just fires up more! Fans are with him and he drags Jericho up. Ospreay underhooks and Canadian racks, STORM- RANA!! Cover, but Ospreay rolls through!

But wait, Jericho rolls through! He has the legs! Jericho fights to turn Ospreay over, WALLS OF JERICHO!!! Ospreay endures, Callis freaks out but Sammy says Jericho’s got this! Fans rally, Ospreay fights his way over, but Callis points out Sammy has Floyd the Baseball Bat! Well, this distraction allows Sammy to CLOBBER Ospreay with said bat! Fans boo as Jericho drags Ospreay back to center, and the ref checks Ospreay. The hand drops once! The hand drops twice! But Ospreay regains consciousness! Ospreay powers through, throws hands on Jericho, but Jericho throws them back! From below, from above, also like Jericho said on Dynamite!

Ospreay kicks Jericho away and fans rally up. Ospreay stands, aims, and SUPERKICKS! Jericho wobbles, but he BOOTS back! Jericho runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives but Ospreay prepares the arm! Ospreay aims, but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Jericho runs, to steal an OSCUTTER!? Not the best landing, either, but fans are thunderous as both men are down! Jericho crawls to the cover, ONE?!?! Ospreay is fired up again and he shakes the ropes! Jericho and Ospreay start throwing hands and Wembley is on Ospreay’s side! Ospreay eggs Jericho on and Jericho fires more shots! But then Ospreay ROCKS Jericho back!

Ospreay SUPERKICKS, then reels Jericho in! Underhooks, but Jericho slips free and grabs at the ref! LOW BLOW where the ref can’t see! Callis protests, but Jericho hits JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, TWO!?! Fans are thunderous and le Sex Gods are shocked that Ospreay survives! Callis and the fans rally as Jericho throws down hands! Jericho gets the legs, turns Ospreay, but Ospreay fights it to a victory roll! TWO, and Jericho stands up, but Ospreay floats through! POWERBOMB!! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Ospreay gets moving, but Jericho ducks the Hidden Blade! Ospreay ducks a Judas Effect, to HIDDEN BLADE!!

Ospreay drags Jericho up, underhooks, STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Jericho shocks everyone! But Ospreay takes the elbow pad off!! He aims at Jericho from the corner, Jericho slowly rises, and Jericho dares Ospreay to do it! HIDDEN BLADE!!! And then another STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

Wembley Stadium is electric! Their Commonwealth Kingpin, their IWGP United Kingdom Champion, just added Jericho to the list of icons he’s defeated this Summer! Is nothing going to stop Will Ospreay from being the best of the best of all time? As for Sammy, he helps Jericho pick himself up. Fans do applaud their respect to the Ocho, but Jericho doesn’t wanna hear it? He takes a moment, Sammy asks what’s the matter. Jericho leaves, unable to appreciate the one friend on his side. Is Jericho’s own future that uncertain?

 

Nigel McGuinness is in the ring!

“London, England! What a moment! What a night! Because tonight, we oughta thank you 81,035 fans! Tonight, we make a new worldwide record for pro-wrestling attendance!” The fans cheer the history here tonight, will we see more and more history still to be made?

 

AEW World Trios Championships Open House Rules: The House of Black VS “Badass” Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed!

Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews deal in paradoxes and contradictions. They beat Daddy Ass and tell him his better days are behind him, and yet desecrate his legacy with a mock funeral and a brutal assault on his “sons.” But now, they’ve resurrected a side of Billy even he thought was gone. Will the return of the Badass be just what Max Caster & Anthony Bowens need to take those titles? Or will the House simply bury them all together now?

As the House makes their entrance, Buddy leaves a lantern on stage as a memorial to the late, great Bray Wyatt. But of course Platinum Max has a track on deck! “Acclaimed on the mic, there’s nothing that we can’t do! These guys are a bigger disgrace than Prince Andrew! You’re worse than Meghan Markle! You’re such big wankers, you broke your metacarpals! And Bowens didn’t believe me, but look! It’s Harry, Hermione ‘n’ Ron Weasley! Hey yo, we’re killin’ the game! Cuz in Wembley, everybody loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “OOOH LONDOOON~! The Acclaimed have arrived!” No more scissoring, this is serious!

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and All In is about to go all or nothing!

For this Open House Rules match, “Dealer’s Choice” means The Acclaimed want NO HOLDS BARRED! Fans fire up and the bell rings! Now it’s a brawl! Billy has Brody, Buddy TOSSES Bowens while Caster throws hands with Malakai! Brody sends Billy out, the brawl continues on the outside and Billy knees low. Malakai shoves Caster, Caster elbows back! Caster kicks but Malakai KICKS! Malakai goes up and up and MOONSAULTS Caster down at the ramp! That was a bit double-edged for Malakai, but Bowens gets in the ring with Buddy. Buddy BOOTS Bowens away but Bowens comes back. Buddy puts Bowens on the apron!

Bowens ROCKS Buddy, mule kicks Malakai, then HOTSHOTS Buddy and gets behind Malakai in one motion! Electric Chair SLAM off the apron! Buddy FLIES to take out the Acclaimed! Fans fire up as Billy gets in the ring! Billy builds speed!? But Malakai & Buddy stand in his way. Julia, too! Brody storms up behind Billy and fans hoot it up! Bowens & Caster YANK Buddy & Malakai off the apron, but Brody still ROCKS Billy! Brody runs, dodges Billy, and he DIVES to take out Buddy and The Acclaimed! But Billy builds speed again! Except Julia gets back on the apron! She wags her finger at Billy.

Julia steps into the ring, Bowens sends Brody into the apron, but Julia SLAPS Billy! Billy says “SUCK IT!” And he trips her?! Bowens & Caster get in, they set Julia for a SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~! The Lady of the House gets what she gets, but Brody LARIATS Billy! And LARIATS Caster! Bowens finds he’s alone against The House! Fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy!” Bowens swings, misses, and ends up getting DOUBLE KNEES! And then a HAYMAKER from Brody! Cover, but Caster breaks it! Mercedes Mone is still watching as the House mugs The Acclaimed. Malakai KICKS Bowens, Brody CHOPS him, and they both dig boots in!

Buddy CHOKES Caster on the ropes, but lets off so he and Malakai can mug Caster. Brody RAMS Billy into railing! Malakai UPPERCUTS Caster, he and Buddy keep on Bowens. Brody hoots it up as he makes Billy take a seat. Brody gets space, runs back in, but Billy dodges! The SPLASH hits railing! Billy hobbles up, and he has a chair! Malakai & Buddy double suplex but The Acclaimed block! Billy CHUCKS the chair into Brody’s face! The Acclaimed fight back but The House beat them down and toss them out! Watch out, cameraman! But now Billy steps to Buddy & Malakai! Fans fire up as off comes the shirt!

Malakai & Buddy flank Billy, he swings on Malakai first! Billy gets mugged 2v1 and they double whip. Billy breaks the clothesline to DOUBLE LARIAT! Billy DECKS Buddy, DECKS Malakai, and repeat! Billy SPLASHES Malakai in one corner, SPLASHES Buddy in another, and then he TOSSES Buddy out! Billy kicks Malakai low, reels him in and says “SUCK IT!” FAMOU- NO, Malakai dodges! But Billy avoids The End! Billy reels Malakai in, cobra clutch for THE ONE AND ONLY!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives but The Acclaimed returns! Bowens slashes his throat, gets Malakai up, ARRIVAL! Caster is up top but Buddy SHOVES him down!

Bowens runs in, Buddy dumps him out! Brody LARIATS Billy down! Caster SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICKS Brody down! Buddy FLYING METEORAS Caster down! Bowens kicks Buddy and fires off forearms and elbows on that neck! Bowens CLUBS Buddy down, and shouts “EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed!” But Buddy is back up! Bowens ROCKS him first! Malakai sweeps the legs and Bowens hits buckles! Buddy KNEES Bowens in the back! Brody DOUBLE CHOPS Bowens! Fans hoot with Brody and he goes to the far corner. Busted up as he is, Brody roars and runs in, the others join in, THREE HEADED HYDRA!!

Brody drags Bowens out, cover off the cannonball and double boots! Caster breaks it! Malakai TOSSES Caster out! Fans sing for Billy but the House regroups. Caster is sent into barriers! Brody has the chain! Brody wraps it around his hand and Malakai picks Bowens up. But Bowens yanks Malakai into the path, STEEL FIST to Malakai!! Caster brings Brody around to clothesline him out of the ring! Buddy returns, into a CHOP! And KOTARO KRUSHER! FAMOUSER! Billy’s in, and now he hits the FAMOUSER!! Cover, Julia drags the ref out!! Fans boo but Brody throws Bowens around! Billy can’t believe this!

Malakai hits THE END!!! Cover, TWO!??! Billy survives, this is NOT The End!! Brody and Buddy hurry in and the House drags Billy up! DANTE’S IN- NO, Billy slips free and has a SLEEPER on Brody! SUPERKICK from Caster to Buddy! ROLLING ELBOW from Bowens to Malakai! Brody breaks free, runs in, but misses! ARRIVAL!?! Caster is up top, MIC DROP!! Cover, ONE?!?!?! Brody is fuming, and fans hoot it up! But Bowens fires off the Five Tool Combo! Billy hits a FAMOUSER!! The Acclaimed reset, ARRIVAL to the MIC DROP!! TRIPLE cover, The Acclaimed win!!

Winners: The Acclaimed & “Badass” Billy Gunn, by pinfall (NEW AEW World Trios Champions)

History has been made again! But wait, the House has the belts! What’s happening here? The House steps forward, belts in hand, and the fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy~!” The Acclaimed is unsure of what to make of this, but the House personally hands the belts over! Fans cheer, and Bowens has the mic to tell Billy, ‘We told you two months ago, we were gonna bring you back to the top and put the gold you deserve around your waist! And here it is!” Bowens says one last thing! Billy came here as the Badass, but Bowens promised 81 THOUSAND people the biggest Scissor Party on Earth!

“So Wembley, throw those scissors up! Get loud! Welcome to the party! Now SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does!! A new chapter has begun for Billy Gunn, will this be the best one yet?

 

AEW World Championship: MJF VS Adam Cole!

What started with a 30-minute time limit draw in a Contender Eliminator Match turned into an unlikely pairing in the AEW World Tag Team Championship Contenders Blind Eliminator Tournament, and that turned into an unlikely and yet incredibly powerful friendship that has taken AEW by storm! They didn’t win the AEW World Tag Team titles, but they’ve stuck together and are now the NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions! But there are still many questions about this bromance of alpha males. Numero uno is, will these brochachos still be friends after fighting over the top title? Or will the temptation of becoming legendary be too much for either man to resist?

Cole’s entrance is fairly standard, but for MJF, the lights go out. Fire puffs from the stage, and the Devil of AEW arrives on his throne, his worshippers bowing down. MJF rises, takes off the mask, and has a huge smirk on his face. MJF brings both belts as he joins Cole in the ring. The introductions are made, the Triple B is raised, and only one man leaves Wembley Stadium a dual champion!

The bell rings, and fans are thunderous already! MJF and Cole soak in the moment here, and MJF grins that there are fans chanting for him. Cole and MJF circle, approach, and they seem to assure each other, this is about proving who is the best, friendships aside. So they both go out, they get something from under the ring, and they put on the matching Better Than You Baybay shirts! Fans cheer this literal sign of their friendship! The two circle, tie up, and MJF headlocks. Cole powers out, MJF runs him over, and things keep moving. MJF rolls over, drops down, and hurdles, but then Cole leaps over!

Cole headlocks for a takeover, MJF headscissors, Cole kips out! Roles reverse as MJF headlocks for the takeover, Cole headscissors and MJF kips free! Fans cheer the standoff after this opening exchange! MJF and Cole reset, fans chant “Let’s Go, Friendship!” MJF offers a handshake, Cole accepts it, and fans cheer again! The two circle, tie up, and MJF headlocks. Cole powers out, MJF ducks ‘n’ dodges but then struts over the dropdown. MJF gives some Rick Rude hip swivels, but Cole speeds things up again! MJF drops down, hurdles again, but holds up when Cole shows superkick! Cole smirks and MJF smirks back. “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!”

MJF says okay, and he offers another handshake. “SPORTS-MAN-SHIP! SPORTS-MAN-SHIP!” Fans echo the chant, Cole takes it, then MJF pokes Cole in the eyes! MJF said before he was still a scumbag, but he’s OUR scumbag! And fans chant that! “He’s Our Scumbag!” MJF offers a handshake as apology, Cole takes it, and then he ROCKS MJF with a right! MJF says okay, but Cole rallies with lariats and a BOOT! Cole gets MJF up in a waistlock, MJF switches but Cole breaks the grip to PELE! Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Cole gets in the ref’s face but it was fair. MJF goes to ropes and Cole drags him up.

Cole whips MJF into a corner, goes corner to corner but MJF dodges! MJF runs back in, but Cole uses the ref as a shield! A very Old MJF move, and MJF is upset Cole is even doing it. But then Cole YANKS MJF into buckles! Cole stomps a mudhole into MJF then digs his boots in! The ref counts, Cole lets off at 4, and Cole clamps on a chinlock. Fans rally, MJF fights up, and MJF throws body shots. MJF runs but Cole throws him down by his hair! The ref reprimands but Cole soaks up the cheers and jeers. Cole storms up on MJF and clamps on a facelock to grind MJF down. MJF endures, fights up, and MJF has the wrists!

MJF powers up, stomps Cole’s foot, and swings, but Cole dodges to throw him by hair again! The ref reprimands, fans boo, but Cole soaks up the heat. But MJF kips up! And he throws Cole down by his hair now! The ref reprimands MJF now and then Cole bails out! MJF tried it earlier tonight, he goes for it now! Or not. MJF isn’t confident in going airborne. So Cole gets in to SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Cole is upset with the ref, but Cole slaps MJF around! Cole says he had MJF beat way back when! They may be friends now, but Cole is still better! Cole then drags MJF up, rips the shirt off and throws it away!

Fans boo and MJF can’t believe it. MJF is mad now, but Cole throws forearms! MJF just gets angrier, and fans chant “YOU EFFED UP!” at Cole. MJF eggs Cole on, so Cole rakes the eyes! Fans boo more, the ref reprimands, and Cole tunes up the band! Fans boo more, Cole ain’t no HBK! But MJF blocks the kick! And LARIATS Cole down! And ELBOWS him! And scoops to SLAM! And then dribbles Cole off the buckles! Fans count all the way to TEN, then MJF climbs up to rain down fists! MJF goes to nine, winds up, and shrugs, to BITE Cole!! Now we’re getting dirty! MJF whips Cole corner to corner and WRINGS the arm!

Cole writhes and bails out while MJF gets the fans all fired up! MJF sees Cole outside again, and he figured he should at least try. Fans chant for it, MJF builds speed, and MJF DIVES! Direct hit and he even lands on his feet!! Fans are thunderous as MJF is shocked by his own tope! The ring count climbs, MJF hurries to get Cole up and puts him in the ring. Cover, TWO! MJF is annoyed but he storms up on Cole in a corner. Fans rally, MJF whips corner to corner, but Cole reverses. Cole runs in but into an elbow! MJF goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Cole’s arm! MJF sunset flips, TWO, and Cole sits on it! TWO, MJF has it, TWO!

Cole has it again, TWO! MJF has it, TWO! Cole! ONE! MJF! ONE! Cole! ONE! MJF! ONE! Cole slips free, jackknife bridges, TWO as MJF bridges up! MJF gets Cole up, Cole slips free of the bomb and kicks low! BOOT! But MJF dodges the lariat, catches the rana, POWER BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives and both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! The standing count starts, MJF sits up at 3 of 10, and he crawls to a corner. MJF stands at 5, and goes up the corner! MJF leaps to steal PANAMA- NO, Cole SUPERKICKS him outta the air! MJF flops to the apron and Cole drags him up through the ropes! To steal HEATSEEKER!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!

Cole can’t believe it but MJF survives by a literal foot! Cole drags MJF up, tosses him out of the ring and then pursues. Cole drags MJF up to RAM him into steel steps! Cole stands over MJF, drags him up again, and brings him to the top of the steps! Fans rally for MJF but Cole suplexes! To SLAM MJF on the steps!! MJF might’ve even hit the edge! The ref reprimands Cole and even Cole seems shocked by what he just did to MJF. Cole goes into the ring as told by the ref, and the ref has him stay way back. The ring count starts, Cole is concerned as MJF is still down at 5 of 10. MJF isn’t even really stirring yet!

The fans rally as hard as they can for MJF, we’re at 7 of 10! Cole paces, we’re at 9! But MJF springs to life to get in at 9.9999!!! Cole is torn again, but mostly relieved MJF keeps this match alive. Cole drags MJF over to a drop zone, then hops up a corner. MJF rises, Cole says night night, Max. But MJF FLOPS out of the ring! Cole sighs, goes out after MJF, and drags MJF up, but MJF TRIPS Cole! Cole hits off the apron, and MJF pulls the hood off the commentary table! Taz, Excalibur & Nigel move aside as MJF clears it all off. MJF drags Cole over, gets up on the desk, and he talks to himself, “You have to do this. It’s for the title, Max, you have to do it.”

MJF gut wrenches Cole! Fans freak out and Cole flails, but MJF sets him down! MJF couldn’t hurt his friend back like Cole did him! MJF is almost in tears as he paces around but Nigel says MJF is foolish for not doing this! Taz agrees! But then Cole SMACKS MJF off the desk! Now Cole hauls MJF up, scoops him, and TOMBSTONE to the desk!!! The desk doesn’t give way, because it has a steel support in it! Way to tell us that now! Cole clutches his knee, MJF isn’t stirring! Fans tell Cole off, but he drags MJF up and into the ring! Cover, TWO?!?!?! MJF survives and no one can believe it, least of all Cole!

Cole seethes, he drags MJF up but the bad leg gives up! So Cole just throws a forearm on MJF! MJF throws one back! They brawl on their knees and the fans are strongly behind MJF now! Both men stand, MJF throws another forearm! Cole hits back, throws a flurry, and just speeds up! MJF wobbles, but he kicks! Cole blocks, MJF pokes him in the eye! MJF roars and runs, but into a BOOT! MJF comes back with a ROLLING ELBOW! Cole comes back with a DESTROYER! MJF SUPERKICKS before he falls over!!! Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!”

A standing count starts against, Cole stirs at 2 of 10 and “This is Awesome!” MJF stirs but Cole goes to ropes. MJF sits up on the opposite end, but neither has stood up. We’re at 6 of 10, Cole and MJF drag themselves up and they stand at 7! Fans fire up again and the two shout at each other, “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” They both run, they both dodge, and then yes, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES connect! Both men are down, but it’s a DOUBLE COVER?!? DOUBLE THREE?!?!? A DRAW?!?!

Double Pinfall Draw (MJF retains the title)

Fans boo but what can anyone do? These two both pinned each other! Justin Roberts isn’t even sure how to announce it but he explains, this was a double pinfall. Fans call BS and Cole gets pissed! Cole grabs as mic to shout, “No freakin’ way! No way! MAX! Five! More! Minutes!” The same request that started this whole saga, and the fans want to see it! MJF denied Cole the first time, when he was an enemy. But what will he say now that they’re friends? MJF takes the mic to say, “No.” Wait, he said NO!? But then MJF says, “Five minutes isn’t enough, Adam.” Fans cheer as MJF says they go until there’s a definitive winner in EFFIN’ WEMBLEY!!

Fans are electric, the bell rings again, and then Cole rolls MJF up!! Cover, with tights! But MJF uses that to tip things in his favor! TWO and now Cole has the O’Conner back! TWO and Cole SUPER- NO, MJF blocks the kick, but Cole pokes eyes! Cole runs, MJF drops down, grazing blow and then Cole knocks the ref over!! Fans can’t believe it but all three men are down! MJF sits up, and he has a Cheshire Cat grin! MJF hurries outside, he grabs a chair, and he hurries back in! MJF is still a scumbag, remember? But he throws it to Cole? But Cole anticipates his Latino Heat move and throws it right back! This confuses the MJF.

MJF throws the chair back, Cole again throws it back, and we have hot potato with a chair. They go faster and faster and faster! Then MJF steps to Cole, and Cole drops! MJF panics, he knows how this looks! MJF shrugs, and puts the chair around his head, to then lie down! Cole realizes how this looks! Fans fire up and the ref is stirring! Cole can’t even, and the ref sees the chair and MJF! Cole explains the antics but the ref doesn’t believe him! MJF rolls Cole up! TWO!!! SUPERKICK from MJF!! MJF hurries to get Cole in the ropes, HEATSEEKER!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cole survives and he shocks MJF!

Fans are thunderous again as Cole flops to the apron. Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but MJF said himself this has to end somehow! MJF gets the fans fired up as he goes to the apron with Cole! Cole fights the waistlock, MJF’s own neck hurts, so Cole CLUBS him! Cole grabs MJF’s arms, APRON STRAITJACKET GERMAN!!! MJF flops to the floor and fans boo, but the ref starts the ring count. We’re at 5 of 10, but Cole takes aim! PANAMA SUNRISE to the floor!!! MJF flops back again and Cole hurries to drag him up. Cole has to deal with dead weight, though! Cole still gets MJF in at 8 of 10, covers, TWO!!!!

Cole is furious again! He can’t understand how MJF survives! Cole aims from a corner as the standing count climbs. The ref checks MJF, he seems in it enough to continue, so Cole drags him back to a drop zone. Cole hops up, aims, but MJF yanks the ref in the way! PANAMA SUNRISE to the ref!!! Cole is stunned again!! And then MJF brings out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! MJF may love Triple B but the precious returns! Cole is furious with the ref, and MJF aims with the ring! But then MJF is conflicted again. MJF wanted to do this on Collision a month ago, but just like then, he decides not to!

Wait! RODDY STRONG!? Cole’s other friend is here, and he LOW BLOWS MJF!! Even COLE missed that!! Strong shouts for Cole to finish this but Cole asks what Strong is doing here! But then Cole doesn’t care anymore when he sees MJF is vulnerable! Cole hurries up the corner, takes aim again, PANAMA SUNRISE!!!! But the ref is still down! Cole brings down the kneepad, for THE BOOM!!!! Cover, Cole shouts for the ref, but the ref is out! Fans count, Cole would be champ three times over at least! The ref revives, crawls over, counts the cover, but so slowly!! REALLY LONG TWO!!! And no one can believe it!!!

Cole is beside himself! Almost ready to laugh, it is so unbelievable! But Roddy throws Triple B to Cole and tells him to DO IT! Strong is Cole’s best friend, so just do it! Fans boo, but Cole is tempted. Cole takes off the Better Than You Baybay shirt, picks up the belt, and he takes aim! MJF sits up, he’s defenseless, but now Cole is conflicted! He THROWS the belt away! Fans love Cole for it, and Strong storms off in anger! Cole brings MJF up, but MJF cradles!! The ref counts, MJF WINS!!!

Winner: MJF, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

The fans cheer, and Cole is stunned. He did the right thing, both in not using the belt and sticking by his friendship with MJF, and he still lost. MJF isn’t sure what happened other than he won, but he can see Cole is emotional after this. MJF crawls over to his friend, and just as Cole encouraged MJF after their loss to FTR, MJF encourages Cole. “It could’ve gone either way. It could’ve gone either way! These people still love you!” MJF gets the fans to cheer and MJF says he just got lucky. Fans chant for “Both These Guys! Both These Guys!” MJF says hold on, watch! MJF brings in the ROH World Tag Team Championships! But Cole throws them away!?

MJF is confused again. Oh, okay. Cole never give a damn about MJF, he just cared about Triple B! Cole’s a fake ass POS! ADMIT IT! Was this all for this belt? Fine, TAKE IT! MJF chucks Triple B at Cole! MJF even says that as a matter of fact, just get it over with! MJF wants Cole to hit him after all. Turnabout from that Collision a month ago, but then Roddy returns to add on! MJF wants it, Roddy wants it, they both think Cole wants it deep down, so just do it! The fans are the only ones saying no, who does Cole listen to? Cole AGAIN throws the belt down! Roddy and MJF are both shocked, and the fans cheer!

Roddy shouts “ADAAAAM~!” Fans want MJF & Cole to “HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!” MJF and Cole look to each other, and they HUG!! Friendship prevails! At least, this one does. Roddy is again beside himself, but The Kingdom appears to keep him back. Cole raises MJF’s hand in victory and the confetti flies! As does pyro! Is there nothing that can stop the best brochachos of AEW? Will AEW never stop making history for pro-wrestling around the world? Will you be along for the ride? Because in 2024, All In will be BACK in London again!!

My Thoughts:

An awesome show from top to bottom here. But I would like to say to start, AEW needs to NOT have All In and All Out just a week apart. AEW builds are always rough, but having an All In build overlapping with an All Out build makes it awkward. Give All Out room to breathe. That said, there wasn’t really a weak match on the card, as is also an AEW standard. MJF & Cole bookending the night was great stuff, but in the moment, it was actually a little disappointing that they won against Aussie Open cleanly.

Yes, All In still had Roderick Strong antics for the main event, but this just stings for Aussie Open specifically. They’re such a good tag team, and are only title-less now cuz of Davis’ injury costing them the NJPW belts, when he wasn’t even out as long as it sounded. But maybe now Aussie Open returns to NJPW and gets a set of belts again. As for said main event, it was amazing on all the story beats they referenced and turned on their heads. Cole started showing his Heel side and MJF was a great Eddie Guerrero style Face. What a creative sequence with that chair! And the draw fake-out was clever.

Roddy’s antics costing Cole the belt but not his friendship was a surprising move, too, but a great one. You can bet The Kingdom challenge for the ROH Tag titles at All Out and that is when Cole must choose a side. Cole could easily throw the match against The Kingdom and let them have the tag belts because he will want one more title match with MJF. The double turn will have been completed, and wherever MJF VS Cole Round 3 happens, that place is gonna explode over this title match.

Good stuff in the two hour Zero Hour, too, such as Hobbs and Miro with an impromptu contract signing segment, and an improvised alternate version to the planned Big Show & Hardys VS Triple J match they couldn’t do cuz, well, Jeff Hardy’s past issues… Wight, Ogogo & Grado bringing the fight to Triple J was great stuff, I really do hope AEW can swing something to have this play out for AEW TV or even All Out. And of course, sprinkled throughout the night, great tributes to Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt. Buddy placing the lantern down was probably the best one, as he and Malakai were both in the WWE at the same time as Bray.

Great FTW Championship match, especially with including the limousine. Hook winning was of course the move, he and Jack are now 1-1 and can have a tiebreaker at All Out or something. Punk VS Joe opening the main show was a slightly surprising move but they had a great opener. Punk winning though he got bloodied and bullied was a pretty good booking of the match, and Joe has his ROH World TV Championship to focus on anyway. And whatever you’re hearing about #BrawlIn of Punk and Perry getting at it, take it with a grain of salt, as Perry made sure to bring up some “real glass spot” issue the two supposedly had. Maybe Punk was again a hothead but maybe this is a work, given how their matches were back to back.

Speaking of matches back to back, The Elite were all in the same block of time when you look at the card. Awesome Six Man from Kenny, Kota & Hangman VS Konosuke & Bullet Club Gold, and great way for the Heels to win without really hurting the Faces’ power rankings. Konosuke pinning Omega there, we gotta be getting their 1v1 match at All Out with Callis getting more involved than he did here. The Young Bucks VS FTR was awesome, too, they also had great references to past spots, but I am genuinely surprised FTR won. I guess Cash’s legal issues aren’t bad enough to warrant a title loss. The Bucks may not be Heels but they sure aren’t going to be friends with FTR.

Stadium Stampede, for its changes, still ended up a lot of fun, though I don’t think they’ll ever capture the magic of the Pandemic Era Stadium Stampede, or the original Anarchy in the Arena, which is really the same match. Penta transforming into Oscuro was a rather interesting choice, and presentation of it wasn’t the best. But in the end, the Faces winning was the right move, so that this loss will really get under the skin of the BCC. Cassidy going on to defend his International Championship on Dynamite, like, he has to be losing it now, right? He is in the worst shape of anyone on the active roster! And if it’s anyone, it should be Moxley, they hinted at that even in this match.

Great Women’s Fatal 4 Way for the title, and as I figured, it was so clear Saraya was winning tonight. She had win entrance bringing the family to ringside with her, and Queen as her theme and the hometown crowd behind her. But I also like that they had this be the moment The Outcasts fell apart. Storm is definitely the one being kicked out. She punched Saraya’s mom, she wanted to pin Saraya to win, and then she punches Soho! Saraya and Soho can just go for being a Two Woman Power Trip if you will, Saraya as world champ and Soho as TBS champ. We just need Tony Khan to know what he’s doing with scheduling his women’s division.

The Tag Team Coffin match was so good, that casket went through a lot tonight. And I am actually very pleased to see there was NOT a Nick Wayne betrayal, he stuck by his friend in Darby. Though, Luchasaurus kidnapping him, that could change things… He could be brainwashed by Christian Cage and then he betrays Darby at All Out to help Luchasaurus retain! And while it doesn’t really make sense in the story they were giving us, I do appreciate that Jericho was playing Heel to Ospreay in their match since England was NOT gonna boo Ospreay. Ospreay getting the win here is great, and Jericho’s bad mood and pushing Sammy away quite literally makes for a new wrinkle in this story.

Great Trios Championship match with it becoming No Holds Barred by Open House Rules. As I figured, we have new champs with Acclaimed & Billy winning. Nice detail of House of Black handing the belts over personally, as a slight showing of respect. Maybe the House moves on to where Malakai wants a singles title and the others go for tag titles against FTR or something. And now Acclaimed & Billy are free to face all sorts of Trios out there for some fun and fresh feuds. Just not Triple J or QTV, we already had those teams and Acclaimed go a round. Give us Dark Order adding their new people, or let The Embassy drop the ROH Six Man belts so they can move up to AEW full time.

My Score: 9.2/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/2/25)

Dynamite before Dynasty!

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Will The Death Riders cancel Dynasty?

Claudio Castagnoli faces Adam Copeland while Jon Moxley & Marina Shafir face Swerve & Willow, all before the PPV this Sunday! Will the champions of AEW make sure their challengers can’t make it?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Mixed Tornado Tag: Jon Moxley & Marina Shafir VS Swerve Strickland & Willow Nightingale; Swerve & Willow win.
  • Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Penelope Ford; Toni wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS ???; Bill & Keith win.
  • Will Ospreay & Kevin Knight VS Blake Christian & Lee Johnson; Ospreay & Knight win.
  • Brody King VS Lance Archer w/ Don Callis; Brody wins.
  • Adam Copeland VS Claudio Castagnoli; Cope wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

BREAKING NEWS for the Owen Hart Cup!

Just as the brackets were ready to be revealed, it is revealed that The Death Riders attacked him as he arrived in the arena! Will The Switchblade be ruled out of the tournament before it even begins? Or will it still be his era?

 

Mixed Tornado Tag: Jon Moxley & Marina Shafir VS Swerve Strickland & Willow Nightingale!

The Maniac admitted that no woman, and perhaps no person, scares him quite like The Problem from Moldova. But the Most Dangerous Man & Babe with the Power aren’t afraid. They are going to take the fight to the Death Riders and smile anyway! Will Swerve be smiling as he heads for Dynasty in Philadelphia? Or will Moxley & Marina take Swerve & Willow out like they did Jay White?

Well, there’s no waiting for a bell as Moxley & Marina rush Swerve & Willow at the ramp! The fans fire up and the bell rings as Swerve fires hands on Moxley! Swerve BOOTS Moxley, Willow ROCKS Marina, and the fans cheer on “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve ROCKS Moxley, then rips Moxley’s shirt away! Willow ROCKS Marina and high-fives the fans, but Moxley elbows Swerve. Swerve blocks a bump off the steel steps to body shot! Marina fires knees into Willow, but Swerve sends Moxley into railing! Willow does the same to Marina! The fans fire up but then Moxley CHUCKS a chair into Swerve!

Marina snap suplexes Willow to the floor! Willow writhes, Moxley & Marina go looking for goodies. They bring out a TABLE! The fans fire up, and the Death Riders set up that table. Swerve storms up, Willow ROCKS Marina! Swerve kicks Moxley, fireman’s carries, and Willow shoves Marina into the ring. Moxley fires elbows to fight free, then he puts Swerve on the desk! Willow has Marina in the ring, but Moxley gets on the desk with Swerve! Marina slips free of Willow’s scoop to CHOP her! And SAYANAGI! And SAYANAGI! Moxley rains down fists, talks some trash, and Marina top mounts Willow for a facelock.

Willow fights up and RAMS Marina into a corner! Willow CHOPS Marina, Moxley whips Swerve, but Swerve reverses! Moxley crashes into the steel steps at the same time Willow sends Marina into a corner! Willow CHOPS again! The fans fire up and Willow brings Marina around to snap suplex! Marina bails out, but Willow pursues. Willow CLUBS Marina, Swerve has Moxley in the corner. Moxley CLOBBERS Swerve, things speed up, and Swerve hurdles, only for Moxley to CLOBBER him! Moxley flips off the fans and Peoria boos in return. Swerve drop toeholds but Moxley fights to stay up! Moxley grabs at Swerve, but Swerve bends Moxley’s fingers!

Willow CHOKES Marina with her boot to the neck! Swerve whips Moxley to DROPKICK him down! The fans again fire up for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” while Willow goes up a corner. Swerve brings Moxley around, BACKBREAKER to MISSILE DROPKICK! Moxley flounders away to ropes, and Swerve high-fives Willow. Moxley goes to a corner, Willow sends Swerve in and he UPPERCUTS! Willow runs in and LARIATS! Willow sends Swerve back in for another UPPERCUT! Snapmare, and Swerve goes up to FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy and Willow struts around. But Marina runs up to BOOT Willow!

Moxley gets up to hit a CUTTER on Swerve! Marina CHOKES Willow on the ropes, then lets off to put Willow in a corner. Marina CHOPS, Moxley has Swerve on the outside, and Moxley TOSSES Swerve over railing! Marina KICKS Willow in the corner, KICKS again, then stomps away. Marina CHOKES Willow, Willow slaps and claws at Marina, but Marina stands her up for a cravat. Marina puts Willow on the ropes to CHOKE her! Marina & Moxley soak up the heat, then let off so Marina can KICK Willow in the back! Marina drags Willow up, puts her in a corner, and CHOPS! The fans rally for Willow but Marina stomps her in the corner.

Moxley coaches Marina, even while Willow fires body shots. Moxley & Marina talk trash on Willow, but Willow SLAPS Moxley! The fans fire up, but Marina ROCKS Willow! Marina drags Willow up to CHOP, then Moxley reels Willow in!? The fans boo, but Swerve slides back in! He has Marina in a half nelson while Swerve has Willow in the underhooks! Swerve dares Moxley to take his shot, because he’ll take his shot on Marina! The fans fire up as Marina dares Swerve to do it! Moxley says fine, and he lets Willow go. Swerve lets Marina go, but then Willow shoves Moxley, and he runs into Swerve!

The fans fire up as Willow fires a flurry of forearms on Marina! Willow runs, but Marina HIP TOSSES her! Marina grabs a leg, steps over and then rolls Willow to THROW her! Willow flounders to the apron, Marina storms out after her, and Marina ROCKS her! Willow snarls and ROCKS Marina! And BOOTS her! Willow powers up, but Marina gets under the boot! STRETCH MUFFLER into a POWERBOMB, DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE!! The fans lose their minds while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Moxley gets Swerve in underhooks! PARADIGM SHIFT to the floor! Swerve flops over and Moxley goes to regroup with Marina. Prince Nana checks on Swerve but Marina digs her boot into Willow. Marina then drags Willow up, and DUMPS her onto the wrecked table! Moxley has Swerve back in the ring, and CLAWS at Swerve’s face! Moxley crossface forearms Swerve down, then goes out to chase Nana off. Nana stays by the timekeeper’s area, and Moxley has Swerve on the apron. Moxley grinds his forearm and elbow into Swerve’s face and neck, then Marina joins in, to BITE Swerve’s fingers! Swerve flails and tries to get free, but Marina only lets off when she wants to.

Moxley goes looking again, and he brings out a second table! Moxley & Marina set this table up, and they drag Swerve up. Willow stirs but Marina & Moxley mug Swerve with hard kicks. Moxley shoves Swerve to a corner, then fires Marina up. Marina runs in at Swerve, but Swerve dodges! Marina hits POST, Moxley goes after Swerve! Dynamite returns to single picture as Moxley puts Swerve up top. Swerve fires body shots, shoves Moxley down, but Marina’s back to ROCK Swerve! Marina climbs up to CLAW Swerve’s back! Moxley climbs up and he CLAWS Swerve’s back! The Death Riders are both up there, and they both CLAW Swerve’s back!

But Willow returns! She gets under Marina & Moxley, and we get a TOWER OF DOOM!! The fans are thunderous after seeing that double powerbomb superplex combo, and Willow drags herself back up. Marina goes to one corner, Moxley goes to the other. Willow LARIATS Moxley, then runs to back body block and LARIAT Marina! Willow whips Marina into Moxley, then runs to SPLASH them both! Willow snapmares Marina to BOOT her down! But Moxley grabs Willow by her hair! The fans boo, but Swerve JUMP KNEES Moxley! Moxley falls into a corner, Willow runs and CANNONBALLS! Moxley tumbles out, Swerve PLANCHAS him down!

Willow whips Marina to SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Marina survives, Willow is frustrated, but Moxley TOSSES her back out! Swerve returns to ROCK Moxley! Moxley fires back, the two go forearm for forearm! The fans cheer Swerve, boo Moxley, and then Swerve shoves to HIP TOSS, gator roll, but Moxley fights the suplex! Moxley suplexes to SLAM Swerve, and has the REAR NAKED CHOKE! Marina clamps onto Willow’s foot, keeps her in a corner, but Willow fires body shots! Swerve is caught in the body scissors while Marina climbs up on Willow. But Willow picks Marina up off the corner, to POWERBOMB her onto Moxley!

All four fighters are down and the fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as Marina and Willow find each other and start throwing forearms! Moxley and Swerve find each other, and they start throwing SLAPS! The ladies scrap to the outside, the gentlemen throw hands! Marina RAMS Willow into the railing! The forearms go faster and faster in the ring, then Swerve gets the edge with fast hands! Moxley CLAWS eyes and BITES Swerve’s forehead! Moxley runs, but into an UPPERCUT! Swerve runs, but he feels Moxley behind him, so he ducks under! Moxley comes back, into the FLATLINER! The fans fire up and Swerve goes to a corner!

Swerve aims, “Whose House?!” But Marina shoves Moxley aside and takes the HOUSE CALL!!! The fans are stunned, but Swerve smiles. Willow POUNCES Moxley, and he falls through the table! The fans are thunderous again, and Swerve fires Willow back up. Willow gets Marina up, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow & Swerve win!

Winners: Swerve Strickland & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Consider the Problem solved! Willow finally gets the better of Marina, but Moxley is back up already! And he grabs Willow for PARADIGM SHIFT!! The fans boo and Swerve is pissed! Moxley runs away, Peoria telling him off as he goes. Moxley acts like it doesn’t matter, he and Marina just get outta there. Will Swerve make sure Moxley doesn’t survive Dynasty?

 

Backstage interview with FTR.

Renee Paquette is with Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood, and even AEW referee, Paul Turner. Renee says that last Saturday Night Collision, Dax put his hands on AEW officials and has since been fined $10,000. Dax paid the fine, but he asked for Paul to be here. Why is that? Dax says yes, he is about to pay the fine, but he wanted Paul here in front of the world so that Dax could apologize to both him and Cash for his actions. He let his emotions get the better of him, and he got Tony Khan to allow him to personally hand the check over to Paul. In front of the world, here is the $10,000 for Paul personally to use, perhaps take his wife out for a nice dinner or buy something for the family.

Dax again apologizes for how he treated Paul. Paul accepts the apology, and he can understand it all being heat of the moment. This means a lot to him. Of course, Paul, but just don’t cash that in until Friday, wink wink. Dax pats Paul on the back and Paul takes his leave. Renee says things have been rather heated lately, but this Sunday night, Dynasty on PPV, Rated FTR challenges The Death Riders for their AEW World Trios Championships. Are they going to be able to put their issues aside by then? Dax says yes, FTR are brothers, he loves Cash more than almost anyone in this world. The things they’ve done in these 11 years can never be eclipsed by one event.

Dax wants to let Cash know that he apologizes for what he did. It was an emotional moment, and he mistook Cash for a security guard. Just know that he would never, ever do something like that. But on Sunday night, they add to the legacy of FTR by making Rated FTR the NEW AEW World Trios Champions. Dax loves ya, bud. Dax wants to hug Cash, but Cash stops him?! Cash says yes, they are brothers. And on Sunday, they will be fine. But after Sunday, they need to talk. Cash heads out alone, Dax is unsure what to make of that. Dax apologizes to Renee for this, Renee assures him it is okay. But will FTR be fine with tensions running this high?

 

AEW presents the 2025 Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Brackets!

Starting on Sunday with Dynasty, this year’s Owen Hart Cup will culminate with Double or Nothing on Sunday, May 25th, in Glendale, Arizona! As such, the Men’s Owen Hart Cup will feature: Brody King VS Konosuke Takeshita! Kyle Fletcher VS Mark Briscoe! Will Ospreay VS Kevin Knight, who subs in for Jay White after what The Death Riders did to him. And lastly, Hangman Page VS a mystery Wild Card! Who will be lucky enough to step to The Cowboy?

In the Women’s Owen Hart Cup, we will see Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz, Kris Statlander VS Thunder Rosa, Julia Hart VS Mercedes Mone, and Harley Cameron VS Athena! Another star-studded bracket, who builds their Dynasty with this opening round?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

In a preview of these opening round matches, we will see some unique team-ups! Mercedes Mone must work together with Harley Cameron against Julia Hart and Athena! Will the wild Aussie be willing to help #FourBeltsMone? Or will The Fallen Goddess & Hart Always Win?

 

Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Penelope Ford!

Just as Timeless Toni was reaching the climax of her speech on last Saturday Night Collision, the Superbad Girl had to interrupt it with a boot to Toni’s face! Penelope & The Megasus got the better of the AEW Women’s World Champion that night, but will Toni pay Penelope back? Or are things only going to get worse before Dynasty’s world title match?

The bell rings and Toni ties up with Ford. Toni powers Ford to the corner to fire off fast hands! The ref counts, Toni stops at 4, and Ford bails out. Toni storms out but Ford kicks and CLUBS Toni. Ford whips, Toni reverses, and Ford hits the apron! Toni CHOPS Ford, then pursues around the way. Toni pushes Ford in, but Ford kicks her in return! Ford CLUBS Toni, rums, but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up, Toni drags Ford up to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Toni doesn’t mind. Toni hauls Ford up and snap suplexes! The fans rally as Toni aims from a corner.

Toni runs corner to corner, but Ford dodges! Hip attack hits buckles, then Ford hits a JAWBREAKER and SHOTGUN! Toni flops out of the ring to the apron, and Ford slingshot KNEE DROPS! Ford mocks the closeup, then storms into the ring. Ford stomps Toni at the ropes, drags her up, but Toni ROCKS Ford! And ROCKS her again and again! Toni whips, Ford reverses, and Ford BOOTS Toni down! The fans boo but Ford mocks them while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ford drags Toni up, puts her on the apron, then goes out to bring her up. Ford CLUBS Toni again and again, but Toni HEADBUTTS in return! Ford staggers back, Toni BOOTS her into the post! Toni kicks Ford back into the ring, then drags her up. Ford DECKS Toni! Toni goes to a corner, Ford stomps a mudhole in, but the ref counts. Ford stops at 4, then drags Toni onto the ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Ford lets off at 4, and Toni sputters around the ropes. Ford CLUBS Toni, CLUBS her again, then CHOPS her in the corner. Toni staggers away but Ford pursues, and she rolls Toni up, TWO! Ford kicks Toni around, soaking up heat at the same time.

Ford kicks Toni down, covers her, TWO! Toni is tougher than that, but Ford clamps on to KNEE her in the back again and again! Ford wraps on a chinlock, but Luther and the fans rally up. Ford shoves Toni down, then STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Ford clamps back onto Toni’s arms and pulls back for a motorcycle stretch! Toni endures, even as Ford pulls on the arms. Toni fights up, but Ford THROWS her down by her hair! Dynamite returns to single picture while the fans boo. Toni goes to a corner, Ford runs and handsprings in, BACK ELBOW! Ford goes side to side to BOOT Toni, but she doesn’t let Toni fall.

Ford licks Toni’s face! But Toni BITES Ford’s tongue!! Ford screams in pain, the ref reprimands and counts, but Toni won’t stop! Ford KNEES low, but Toni fires a forearm! The forearms go back and forth, but then Ford knees low! Ford whips Toni to the corner, but Toni comes back to THESZ PRESS! The fans fire up as Toni rains down fists! Then Toni rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! Toni whips, Ford reverses, but Toni reverses back to hit a BIG back suplex! Ford flounders to a corner, but Toni runs in, SWEET HIP MUSIC! DDT on top! Cover, TWO! Toni doesn’t hesitate, she ties up Ford’s legs into the QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH!!

Ford endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Toni lets go in frustration, but the fans rally up again. Toni drags Ford up, but Ford TOSSES Toni out! Ford HOTSHOTS Toni, then goes to the apron. Ford ASAI MOONSAULTS! Down goes Toni and the fans fire up! Ford puts Toni back in, then fireman’s carries, GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Toni survives and Ford is shocked! Ford snarls, Toni sits up, but Toni ducks the Buzzsaw! SNAP GERMAN! STORM- NO, Ford NORTHERN LIGHTS in return! But Toni holds on, stands Ford up, but Ford goes Matrix! Toni stops the stunner, shoves and kicks Ford, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Toni wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

There’s the payback, but now Megan walks out on stage. Megan applauds the champion, but Toni dares her to bring the fight already. Toni holds up the title, and Megan decides to step closer. But only to fetch Ford and head back. Will The Megasus be a golden Greek goddess soon enough? Or will Toni conquer this Labor of Hercules?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve, Nana & Willow.

Renee checks in at Willow is being examined by the training staff. Do we have any update on Willow right now? Swerve says Willow is strong, powerful, and brave. That’s why Swerve didn’t mind facing The Death Riders with Willow by her side. When it came to getting in the ring with two of the most dangerous men in AEW, and perhaps all of pro-wrestling, Willow welcomed the challenge. But Moxley, knowing the history of neck issues that Willow has, and Moxley still did what he did… Now he’s on the run. Swerve will not rest until he has his hands on Moxley. Not before Philly, not at Dynasty, but tonight!

Swerve vows that by the end of tonight, Swerve will have his hands on Moxley! Swerve has put The Maniac on notice, will The Death Riders make sure to be scarce for the rest of the show?

 

AEW prepares for All In Week in Texas!

In the lead up to Saturday, July 12th for All In: Texas, Dynamite will hit Garland, Texas on Wednesday, July 9th! Then there’s a special edition Thursday Night Collision on July 10th, also in Garland. ROH Death Before Dishonor is Friday, July 11th, in the Arlington ESports Stadium! Plus, Starrcast Texas will be Friday and Saturday in the Sheraton Arlington Hotel, and the “main event” is of course All In: Texas, Globe Life Field, with a special 3 PM Eastern start time! AEW is truly going all in for All In, what about you?

 

The Hurt Syndicate is here!

Montel Vontavius Porter & Bobby Lashley are here, and Peoria sings along with the song, “We Hurt~ People! We Hurt~ People!” Unfortunately for Shelton Benjamin, weather delayed his flight, he won’t even make the show, but let’s all hope he and everyone else out there stays safe. The All Mighty Lashley goes to speak, but MJF interrupts with his entrance! Maxwell Jacob Friedman struts out here, mic already in hand, and already on Lashley’s bad side. MJF smirks as he steps into the ring, has them cut his music, and the fans cheer him on! MJF says aw shucks, and then he asks the Hurt Syndicate pardons the interruption.

MJF also notes that MVP looks awesome tonight. Can we give it up for MVP? The fans cheer, and wait, there’s a pocket of fans already telling MJF to shut up. Uh, no, MJF’s gonna talk. MJF again says pardon the interruption, but last week, “Bob” disrespected him. But MJF will let that slide because Lashley is friends with MVP, and he doesn’t know MJF like MVP knows MJF. So allow him to formally introduce himself: He is Maxwell Jacob Friedman, M J F. He is a generational talent, and he knows about Lashley all too well. MJF also knows about The Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin.

MJF looks into the camera and tells Shelton that he knows there were some travel issues today. MJF loves you, big man, see you down the road, hope you’re home safe. And c’mon, we all know about Bobby Lashley, right? The fans cheer, and MJF says Lashley’s one of the all-time greats. Lashley’s been around the block, but however, this is AEW. And baby, you’re standing on the block MJF built. Now, MJF knows this place like the back of his hand. He knows how to get to the top, and how to stay on top, for a record-breaking reign. And MJF can help Lashley & Shelton hold onto the tag team titles for as long as their cold hearts damn well please.

MJF says all cards on the table, he knows they can help him, too. They can help him get back what is rightfully his: The AEW World Championship. The fans are torn about that, but MJF says basically, what he’s getting at here is MJF in the Hurt Syndicate is just good business. MVP knows it, MJF knows it, and hell, even the mouth-breathers in the Midwest know it! The fans boo, but MJF says, “Talk to me when Peoria ever matters ever, alright? Let’s pipe down, this isn’t even a real place.” MVP has MJF hold on, and whispers something to him. MJF says that is fair. What MJF is getting at is this: Lashley may not want MJF, but Lashley…

MJF puts his hand on Lashley’s shoulder as he says, “You big, beautiful bastard you, you need MJF.” MJF smiles and says he rests his case. Lashley tells MJF that he’ll be real clear here. Out of respect for MVP, Lashley will NOT leave MJF laying right here, right now. Lashley does NOT like MJF. The fans cheer that! Lashley does NOT trust MJF, and The Hurt Syndicate damn well does NOT need MJF. So unless MJF can prove otherwise, he needs to get out of Lashley’s face right now. MJF asks if they want him to prove himself. Well, okay. He thanks them for their time, and he tells Peoria he wishes he could say the same, but he’s going to leave cuz they stink.

MJF exits the ring, MVP talks with Lashley, and it seems they’re torn. MVP votes one way, Lashley votes another, will Shelton have to be a tiebreaker down the line? But wait, The Learning Tree makes their way out here! Big Bill & Bryan Keith stare down with Lashley & MVP as they cross paths. The Redwood & Bad Apple offer The Hurt Syndicate “front row seats” to stay and watch this. Bill & Keith are still proving themselves worthy of a tag title opportunity, will they make the cut right here and now?

“Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS ???

The bell rings, and Keith BOOTS ♣ right outta the ring! Bill TOSSES ♪ across the ring, then BOOTS him down! Lashley is amused by this, and Bill hoists ♪ up in a military press! Bill TOSSES ♪ right out of the ring! The poor guy tumbles all the way to Lashley’s feet! The other guy CLUBS Bill, but uh, it does nothing. Well, it does piss Bill off, and the fans tell ♣ he messed up. ♣ apologizes, but Bill CHOKES him! “What’re you doing?! You wanna hit me?!” Bill RAMS ♣ into the corner, then feeds him to Keith’s KNEE! Keith shouts, “Get him, Bill!” Bill makes sure Lashley is watching as he hoists ♣ up, and SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAMS! Cover, Bill & Keith win!

Winners: “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

Lashley sarcastically applauds, but Bill grabs a mic to tell the Hurt Syndicate, “On Collision, we whooped Top Flight’s ass. Tonight, we whooped… their ass!” We never really did get their names… Bill says on Sunday in Philly, he and Keith will whoop Hurt Syndicate’s ass! Because they want that match for the AEW World Tag Team Championships! The fans like the sound of that! Lashley stops MVP from saying something, and gives a thumbs up to Bill? Is that a yes on the match? Guess we’ll have to wait and see what boss man Tony Khan decides.

 

Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone.

Renee is now with The CEO, and notes that tonight, we saw the Owen Hart Cup brackets. Mone is now set to face the former TBS Champion, Julia Hart, in the opening round this Sunday at Dynasty. Mone says Julia Hart is very mysterious and unpredictable. And although Hart is a former TBS Champion, she’s not the Greatest TBS Champion of All Time now, is she? HAHAHA! It’ll take a lot more than tricks and spells to stop the Money Train. Well before Dynasty, this Saturday Night Collision, we will see Hart teaming with Athena against Mone and- “PEORIA~!” Puppet Mone is back! “Say hello to your C E O!”

Harley is bringing back the ventriloquism to say yes, it’s her. And yes, she knows what Mone is thinking, good to see her, too. And Harley has also been thinking. They really brought the house down Down Under. And hear her out. A new dream team is forming! Mone & Harley, The Train Station Money Wrath Excellence Golden Choo-Choo! What do you think? Mone says chew on this: Harley just needs to stay out of Mone’s way on Collision, got that? GOT THAT?! Y-Yes… Good to see you! Mone leaves and Harley says yes, she has the perfect name now. The Money Wrath Train! CHOO-CHOO, all aboard! But will this one go off the rails thanks to Collision?

 

Will Ospreay & Kevin Knight VS Blake Christian & Lee Johnson!

Speaking of the Owen Cup and odd couple team-ups, The Aerial Assassin is teaming up with his future opponent in The Jet! Will these two be the flyest team in all of AEW? Or will they be put on ice by the Vanilla Baby & Big Shotty?

Ospreay gives thumbs down to Blake and the fans join in. The fans then rally up for Ospreay while the teams sort out. Ospreay starts against Blake and the bell rings. The fans cheer as Ospreay circles with Blake. They feel things out, tie up, and Ospreay powers Blake back. Blake headlocks first, but Ospreay wrenches and headlocks. Blake powers up and out, but Ospreay runs him over! Blake kips up, how very Ospreay of him. Ospreay himself is annoyed seeing that, but Blake SOBATS! Blake talks trash, headlocks, but Ospreay powers up and out. Blake runs Ospreay over, but Ospreay kips up, then struts! The fans cheer, and Ospreay swivels the hips!

Blake kicks but Ospreay blocks this time. Ospreay throws the foot down but Blake ducks the lariat to THROW Ospreay by his hair! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Blake struts. Blake mocks the United Empire crown, then whips Ospreay to ropes. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA Blake! Blake goes to ropes, Ospreay tags Knight! They double whip, then drop toehold and UFO SPLASH! Cover, Lee breaks it! Ospreay whips Lee but Lee reverses to TOSS Ospreay! Knight kicks Lee, then whips, but Lee reverses. Blake CHOP BLOCKS Knight from the front, and Lee adds a basement DROPKICK! Lee soaks up the heat while he and Blake loom over Knight.

Lee & Blake reel Knight in, but Ospreay saves Knight from the double suplex! Ospreay & Knight dodge Blake & Lee, then they DOUBLE DROPKICK! Blake & Lee bail out, the fans fire up, and Ospreay nods to Knight. They coordinate, and the fans fire up more as both men go to corners. They crisscross, Ospreay DIVES onto Lee while Knight FLIES over the corner to take out Blake! The fans fire up again, and Knight high-fives the front row. Ospreay & Knight dap it up, and fans cheer “A E DUB!” as Knight puts Blake in the ring. Knight stomps Blake, then brings him up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer as Knight wrenches and whips.

Blake reverses, Lee trips Knight up! The fans boo but Blake adds a basement DROPKICK! Blake then APRON SPEARS Ospreay! Blake struts around while the fans boo, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Blake drops an elbow on Knight, then pushes him down for another! Blake pushes Knight down again, winds up, and he stomps Knight! Blake stands on Knight, then drags him over to tag Lee. They stomp Knight, then Lee stands Knight up. Lee bumps Knight off buckles, and he CHOPS! Knight pushes Lee into the corner to CHOP! Lee kicks low, brings Knight around and snap BRAINBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Knight survives but Lee drags him up again. Tag to Blake and they mug Knight. Blake puts Knight on the ropes and grinds his face off them! The ref counts, Blake stops at 4, but Lee CHOKES Knight behind the ref’s back!

Blake stands Knight up to UPPERCUT! Blake snapmares Knight, runs, and basement DROPKICKS again! Tag to Lee, he jumps in then ELBOW DROPS! Cocky cover, TWO! Lee stays cool and then clamps onto Knight’s arm. Lee taunts Ospreay, then stomps away on Knight. Lee drags Knight up to snapmare, then he clamps on with a chinlock. Knight endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Knight backs Lee down, but Lee turns things around. Knight fires a body shot but Blake throws Knight down! The ref reprimands but Blake tags in. Lee runs in at Knight in the corner to LARIAT! Dynamite returns to single picture as Lee goes back to Blake.

Lee & Blake coordinate, and Lee MONKEY FLIPS Blake so Blake can HANDSPRING LARIAT Knight! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this, he’s not former IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion for nothing! Blake drags Knight up, whips him to a corner, and then Blake sends Lee in. Knight BOOTS Lee, then he BOOTS Blake! Blake & Lee go together, but Knight HURDLES the double lariat! Hot tag to Ospreay, and Ospreay springboards to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! The fans are thunderous as Ospreay DECKS Blake! And DECKS him again! Ospreay whips, Blake reverses, but Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER! Cover, TWO!

Blake survives but Ospreay has the fans behind him. Blake goes to a corner, Ospreay runs in, but Blake puts Ospreay on the apron! Ospreay ROCKS Blake, but Lee YANKS Ospreay down! Lee sets Ospreay up, Blake FOSBURY TOPES! Blake puts Ospreay in, then climbs up top. Blake says time for a taste, 450 DOUBLE STOMPS!! Tag to Lee, Blake SHOTGUNS Knight! Lee hauls Ospreay up for the fisherman, but Ospreay wrenches out! Blake ENZIGIRIS Ospreay, Lee has him in again, AOI- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Blake storms up and waistlocks, but Ospreay switches. Blake ELBOWS Ospreay, but Ospreay HOOK KICKS Blake!

The fans fire up while Blake and Ospreay flop over! Ospreay crawls, hot tag to Knight! Knight runs up on Blake to STINGER SPLASH! Then a BOOT for Lee! Knight brings Lee around, suplexes, but Lee slips free! Lee waistlocks, Knight switches, but Lee ELBOWS Knight! Lee runs, but Knight pops him up onto Blake’s shoulders! Knight says it’s time, 2FLY DROPKICK makes Lee POISON-RANA Blake!! Blake flops out of the ring, Ospreay returns, and Ospreay PLANCHAS out onto Blake! The fans fire up as Knight goes to the corner! Knight waits on Lee, then springboards in, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Knight & Ospreay win!

Winners: Will Ospreay & Kevin Knight, by pinfall

The aerial assault wins out, and now Schiavone joins Ospreay and Knight for an interview in the ring. Schiavone says as we learned earlier tonight, Ospreay and Knight are going to face off in the first round of this year’s Owen Hart Cup. Big announcement on that: That very match will take place as part of Sunday’s Dynasty! The fans sure like that! Ospreay and Knight had a good time as teammates, but who will fly the highest when they go 1v1?

 

The Opps speak.

This time, Katsuyori Shibata is on camera as they got a cameraman to join them this time. Samoa Joe smiles and says, “Hey, it’s Samoa Joe here, along with Hook & Shibata, and we’re collectively known as The Opps. And you may be wondering, why did I start this group in the first place? Well quite simply put, I understood that the battlefield was changing, and that the nature of warfare was changing with it. So I knew that when I came back to the battlefield, I needed to bring a different arsenal. And that’s what these men here represent. And as a matter of fact, now that we’ve had a few experimental forays out there into the ring, we’d like to expand our influence in AEW.

“And that’s why come Dynasty in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Opps will be in the building. They will be watching all, and they will be seeing all. And please, please, please… Don’t let us catch you lacking.” Joe leaves it at that, but who will end up easy prey for these three big game hunters?

 

Brody King VS Lance Archer w/ Don Callis!

While this Hound of Hell is going to face Konosuke Takeshita in the Owen Hart Cup, the Don Callis Family is putting quite the obstacle in his way. If #EverybodyDies, will the King of Death be next? Or will Brody take a bite out of the Murderhawk Monster?

As for Don Callis himself, he is not amused by this Don Callis cosplayer in the front row. “You think you’re funny?” Callis whispers an insult to the guy, then goes to commentary. The bell rings and the fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Archer and Brody tie up, go around, and then break. Brody barks, the fans join in, and the two big men RAM! And RAM! And RAM! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Archer laughs, fires a forearm, but Brody gives it back! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Brody CHOPS, but Archer throat chops! The ref reprimands, Archer tells him to shut up, then Archer runs. But Brody runs up to ROCK Archer!

Brody runs but Archer ROCKS him! Archer runs, but Brody follows! Archer BOOTS Brody, then LARIATS him up and out! The fans boo but Archer goes out to the apron. Archer CANNONBALLS Brody to the floor! Archer tells off Peoria, then he stalks Brody. The ref wants this back in the ring but Archer tells him to back off. Archer runs in at Brody, but Brody sends him into railing! The fans fire up as Brody ROCKS Archer! Archer takes a seat, Brody barks and the fans join in. Callis admits that Brody terrifies him, and Brody runs up to SPLASH Archer against railing! Callis asks why this is allowed, but the fans fire up with Brody.

Brody drags Archer up and into the ring, then storms up to the apron. Archer distracts the ref so Callis can grab at Brody! Brody barks at Callis so Callis scurries away, but Archer KICKS the ropes! That jams Brody up, and Archer BOOTS Brody down! The fans tell Callis off while Archer has Brody on the apron. Archer stands on Brody’s neck! The ref counts, Archer steps off, and Archer whips Brody into the steel steps! Brody goes down in a heap, Archer refreshes the count, #EverybodyDies! Archer drags Brody up, but Brody CHOPS! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! Archer staggers, but he ROCKS Brody back! And CHOPS, too!

Archer talks trash on the front row while he has Brody in a headlock, especially the kid with the sweatbands. But Brody breaks free to CHOP! Brody says sup, kid! Brody and Archer fire hands, Archer sends Brody into railing, and Archer tells the ref to shut up. The fans rally, Archer SMACKS Brody off the desk, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer slips into the ring to argue with the ref, then Archer goes back out after Brody. Archer CLUBS Brody on the back, whips him hard into railing, and Brody slumps down. Archer stands on Brody, talks trash to the fans, then soaks up the heat. Archer digs his knee into Brody’s head, but steps off so he can stand Brody up. Brody ROCKS Archer! Archer goes into the ring, Brody pursues, and Archer goes to a corner. Both big men catch their breath, and Archer kicks low! Archer bumps Brody off buckles, digs his boots in, but stops as the ref counts 4. Archer glares at the ref but the ref reminds him he’s the authority here.

Archer goes back to Brody, CLAWS Brody’s eyes, then lets off as the ref counts. Archer paces, then he drags Brody up. Archer whips, Brody reverses, and Brody runs up, only to get buckles! Archer ROCKS Brody, then leans on him in the corner. Archer stands Brody up, but Brody CHOPS, and CHPOS, and CHOPS! Brody fires hands again and again, but Archer kicks low! Archer ROCKS Brody, bumps him off buckles, then RAMS him into the corner! Archer CLUBS Brody, then CLAWS his eyes! The ref counts, Archer stops at 4, but he CLUBS Brody down again. Archer digs his knees in, the ref counts, but Archer stops at 4.

Dynamite returns to single picture, Archer runs corner to corner and back again, and he ELBOWS Brody! Archer says that’s one, and he runs again, for an ELBOW! Archer says that’s two, and he goes again! Brody dodges and waistlocks! Archer fires elbows, but Brody still GERMAN SUPLEXES! The fans fire up while both behemoths are down! Peoria barks for Brody as he and Archer rise. Brody CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Archer swings, Brody BOOTS the lariat, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Archer staggers, Brody runs, and Brody CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up, and Brody hauls Archer up!

Brody scoops, SLAMS, and fires up! Brody runs to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Archer stays in this and he goes to a corner. Brody huffs ‘n’ puffs while the fans rally up, and Brody goes corner to corner! But Archer CROSSBODIES in return! The fans fire up as Archer kicks Brody, KNEE SMASHES and runs, but into a BOOT! Brody runs, but into a HELLICOASTER! Cover, TWO! Brody survives but Archer prepares his Murderhawk talons! Choke grip, CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, TWO!?! Brody survives and Archer is furious! The ref gets right out of the ring, and Callis says he doesn’t blame Archer for being mad at the ref.

Brody crawls to a corner while Archer seethes. Archer runs in, blocks a boot, and he LARIATS! Archer runs, but Brody follows to SPLASH! And LARIAT! Archer sits down, the fans bark with Brody, and Brody runs corner to corner! CANNONBALL! Brody drags Archer up, winds up, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Archer survives and Brody is surprised. The fans rally up, “Meat Forever!” Brody reels Archer in but Archer fights the lift! Archer choke grips again, but Brody breaks free! Brody runs, dodges, and LARIATS!! Cover, Brody wins!

Winner: Brody King, by pinfall

Two titans clashed, but it was the King of Death that survives! Callis is not happy, but did Archer at least soften Brody up for The Alpha?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynasty!

Tony Khan heard Big Bill make his case, and it is happening! Bill & Keith will challenge Lashley & Benjamin for the AEW World Tag Team Championships in Philadelphia! Will the Redwood & Bad Apple make Chris Jericho proud? Or will the Hurt Syndicate simply hurt the Learning Tree’s Branches?

 

MORE BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

We saw Dax and Yuta battle last Saturday, and we’re about to see The Rated R Superstar battle the Swiss Cyborg. That of course leaves Cash Wheeler to face The Bastard, PAC! Who gains some last minute momentum before Dynasty? But that’s not all, as The Cru and Top Flight will finally have it out 2v2! Will Lio Rush & Action Andretti prove they never needed Darius & Dante Martin? Or will it be the other way around? Then, “Speedball” Mike Bailey is in action against Dralistico! Ricochet will be on commentary, will he keep it civil between him and Bailey? Or will they get into it 24 hours before challenging Kenny Omega for the International title?

Last but not least, the Don Callis Family’s Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita prepare for the Owen Hart Cup by taking on some familiar foes. The Protostar & The Alpha are taking on Will Hobbs & Tomohiro Ishii! Will Kyle & Konosuke get more than they bargained for with The Powerhouse and The Stone Pitbull?

 

Adam Copeland VS Claudio Castagnoli!

While Cope failed to take the AEW World Championship from Moxley, Rated FTR wants to reign together by taking the AEW World Trios Championships away from The Death Riders! We saw there is dysfunction between Dax & Cash, but can Cope at least make it through the Swiss Cyborg? Or will Claudio cancel the match by dulling Copeland’s edge?

Peoria finishes singing Metalingus for Cope before Claudio makes his entrance. Claudio then attacks the moment he’s in the ring! The fans boo, the ref backs Claudio off, but then Claudio goes after Cope again! Claudio wants the bell, the ref tells him to back off so he can talk to Cope. Cope says ring the bell, so the ref rings the bell! Then Claudio’s all over Cope again! Claudio stomps a mudhole, the ref counts, but Claudio stops at 4. The fans boo, Claudio storms back up to fire body shots. Cope flops out of the ring, Claudio pursues, and Claudio whips Cope hard into barriers! The fans boo but Claudio seethes as he stalks Cope.

Claudio drags Cope up, DECKS him, then has Cope up against the barriers. Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT Cope down! The fans boo as Claudio digs his boot in, and the ref cosplayer says to get this in the ring. Claudio puts Cope in the ring, tells the real ref to shut up, but Cope attacks Claudio in the ropes! The fans fire up as Cope fires off knees, then has Claudio on the apron. Cope ROCKS Claudio, runs and BLASTS Claudio off the apron! Claudio hits barriers then flops to the floor! The fans fire up and Cope goes out after Claudio. Cope fires hands, SMACKS Claudio off the steel steps, then whips him hard into railing!

Claudio slumps down, Cope storms up, and the fans rally as Cope fires forearm after forearm! Cope makes Claudio take a seat again and the fans cheer. Cope snarls, stands Claudio back up, and puts him in the ring. Cope brings Claudio around to ROCK him! Claudio fires body shots an an UPPERCUT! Claudio HEADBUTTS Cope, brings him around, and UPPERCUTRS, into a backslide! TWO, and both men stay hooked up. They fight up, Cope swings Claudio around to short arm LARIAT! Claudio stays up, so Cope short arm LARIATS again! Claudio seethes, Cope snarls, and Cope short arm LARIATS!

Claudio roars and he short arm LARIATS in return! And again! But Cope short arm LARIATS again! And again! The fans rally while both men stay up, and Cope LARIATS one more time! Claudio BITES Cope’s ear! The ref reprimands, Claudio spits, and then short arm LARIATS! Cope stays up so Claudio short arm LARIATS again! Cope dodges the next one, BOOTS the lariat, and hits the COPE-A-SETIC! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out, the fans rally for Cope, and Cope builds speed again. Cope SPEARS Claudio to the floor! The fans fire up while both men are down! Cope and Claudio stir, the ring count starts, and Peoria loses their minds!

Cope and Claudio slowly rise, Cope staggers to the ring and rolls inside. Claudio rises as the count continues, and Cope builds speed again! Cope DIVES into an UPPERCUT! Claudio grins as he has Cope on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Claudio grits his teeth as he drags Cope up, and then whips him hard into steel steps! Claudio soaks up the heat, rolls into the ring, and lets the count handle Cope. Cope stirs but he’s still down at 5 of 10. Claudio paces, then goes out after Cope. Claudio puts Cope in the ring, then clamps right on with a chinlock. Claudio leans all his weight on Cope, then shifts into a COBRA CLUTCH! Cope endures, fights up, but Claudio KNEES him low! Claudio clamps on the chinlock again, then goes back to the Cobra Clutch. Cope endures but Claudio leans all his weight on the hold again. Cope fights, but Claudio thrashes him around!

The fans rally while Claudio leans on Cope. The ref checks on Cope, the hand drops once! The ref checks again, and Cope is back up! Dynamite returns to single picture as Cope fights to a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and the fans rally up. Claudio goes to the apron, Cope staggers over, but Claudio RAMS into Cope! Claudio looks to the outside, and he hoists Cope up! Cope fights the suplex and now he tries, but Claudio fights off that suplex! They fight for control, and Cope fires body shots! Cope ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio HOTSHOTS Cope! The fans boo while Cope flops back, and Claudio storms into the ring.

Claudio climbs the corner, but Cope rises to ROCK him first! Cope fires more shots, but Claudio fires back! Cope fires forearm after forearm, then he goes outside. Cope climbs up the corner from there, but Claudio fires body shots! Cope and Claudio brawl up top, then they go to the very top! SUPER DUPER BULLDOG! Cope takes Claudio down, but he’s also down after that landing! A standing count starts, the fans rally up, and both men rise at 4 of 10. Cope reels Claudio in, but Claudio fights the DDT! Claudio sends Cope at the ref, then pokes him in the eyes! Claudio trips Cope, but Cope BOOTS free! Claudio returns to DOUBLE STOMP!

The fans are torn, because here comes the GIANT SWING! The fans cheer as Cope goes around and around, and Claudio THROWS Cope at TEN! Cover, TWO!! Cope survives and Claudio grows frustrated. Claudio hauls Cope up, reels him in, but Cope fights free to kick low! IMPALER DDT!! Cope crawls to the cover, TWO!! Claudio survives thanks to that delay, Cope’s gas tank is perhaps running low. The fans rally up as he and Claudio rise up again. Cope whips Claudio to a corner but Claudio reverses. Claudio runs up but into a BOOT! Cope hops up, up, and FLYING SUNSET FLIPS! Claudio rolls through and steps through, SHARPSHOOTER!!

The fans boo while Cope endures! Claudio sits deep on the hold, but the fans rally as Cope reaches out! Cope pushes up off the mat, but Claudio shifts right to a CROSSFACE! Cope endures, pries at the grip, then gets his other arm free! Cope drags Claudio down into the armlock, and now he has the GRINDHOUSE CROSSFACE!! Claudio endures, fights around, reaches out, but Cope shifts around to have the CROSSFACE on that side! Claudio still fights for the ropes, drags Cope with him, ROPEBREAK! Both men flop to the apron while the fans boo. Cope and Claudio catch their breath while the ref says to get in the ring.

Claudio and Cope rise, Cope runs up, but into an APRON POWERSLAM!! The fans go nuts, and then Claudio TOSSES Cope over the barriers! Claudio wants the ring count to start, so he ushers the ref into the ring. The count begins, Cope stirs at 4 of 10, but he’s still down at 6! Cope drags himself up at 7, flops over the barriers, then scrambles to the ring! Cope slides in at 9! Claudio LARIATS him down! Cover, TWO!! But Claudio hauls him right up to reel him in! Cope BACKDROPS free, but Claudio lands on his feet! Cope runs, Claudio hurdles, then Claudio springboards, but into a BOOT!

The fans fire up while Cope and Claudio are both down again! The fans want them to “Fight Forever!” but the show has to end somehow. Cope runs up, but into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Claudio is furious but he gets Cope right into the GOTCH NEUTRALIZER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cope survives and Claudio is beside himself! Claudio goes outside, and he grabs a pair of chairs! Claudio doesn’t care about this match if he can sideline Cope! The ref says don’t do it but Claudio puts one chair under Cope’s head! Claudio then has the other chair, but the ref grabs it! The fans cheer as the ref takes that chair from Claudio!

Claudio says okay, fine, and he lets the ref take the chair. The ref puts the chair aside, and Cope LOW BLOWS Claudio!! That’s what Claudio gets for trying to use the Con-Chair-To! The fans fire up as Cope rises, and Cope takes aim from the corner! Claudio stands, into the SPEAR!! Cover, Cope wins!

Winner: Adam Copeland, by pinfall

It was a vicious battle here on Dynamite, and it’ll certainly be even worse on Dynasty! Can Cope & FTR make things Rated R

 

Backstage interview with Swerve & Nana.

Renee hopes for one last opportunity to ask about Willow’s condition, but it is clear Swerve is still hunting down Moxley. Renee interrupts their argument, but Nana storms off. Swerve tells Renee sorry, all due respect, but he’s looking for Renee’s husband right about now. The camera follows Swerve as he storms off down the hallway. Swerve looks around, but then it’s HANGMAN PAGE who finds Swerve first! The Cowboy shouts at Swerve, “I’ve been looking for your dumbass!” Hangman says Swerve is wasting his time. Security rushes in, looking to keep this from getting physical.

Hangman reminds Swerve that Hangman made a promise. Hangman will NEVER let Swerve be AEW World Champion again, and he’s a man of his word! Swerve tells Hangman needs to let it go and move on to something else already. Hangman says Swerve broke into his house! Swerve says Hangman burned down Swerve’s house! Hangman says Swerve deserved what he got, and Swerve says, “I KNOW!” What?! “I said… I know.” Hangman seems taken aback, then he storms off in the other direction. Swerve made quite the confession there, but he’s back on the prowl. Only for Moxley & Pac to hit him first!

The security tries but now Marina kicks them over! Yuta even joins in as Moxley & Pac mug Swerve! Moxley says he heard Swerve’s looking for him! The Death Riders drag Swerve up, and they THROW him through GLASS!! Moxley says Swerve was looking for him, so congrats, he found him! The Death Riders aren’t done as they drag Swerve out of the glass, and go through a door to walk into the crowd! The fans boo as The Death Riders TOSS Swerve over barriers to be ringside again. Claudio is still here, so now all the Death Riders mug Swerve! The fans boo, but Claudio hauls Swerve into the ring. The Death Riders now surround Swerve.

The fans boo as Pac & Yuta sit Swerve up, and Moxley tells Swerve that he’s going to see who’s the most dangerous one around here. What is that bucket? Yuta dumps out broken glass! Claudio then drags Swerve back up, crosses the arms, RICOLA BOMB onto the glass!! The fans lose their minds while Swerve writhes. Moxley & the Death Riders take their leave, but then Swerve sits up! The glass digs into his back, but Swerve’s eyes stare daggers at Moxley. Moxley is in disbelief as Swerve LAUGHS. The fans rally for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” If not even this can stop him, will The Realest once again reign over the AEW Dynasty?

My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite as a go-home to Dynasty, though with some questions when it comes to what they’ve set up for the Owen Hart Cup. Why is there a Wild Card in only the Men’s Owen Hart Cup, and why isn’t it considered the replacement for Jay White? I will give them credit that the Wild Card was the plan all along, because no one could’ve accounted for White getting injured. But why wasn’t there a wild card for the Women’s Owen Hart Cup? That aside, both tournaments have great names, and we’re going to get some great matches. Another great promo from Harley with Mone, they’re going to have a very fun match with Athena & Hart.

Toni VS Penelope was a very good match, but it’d be nice if they did the match graphics correctly. Megan didn’t go out there Penelope but Luther did go out there Toni, despite what they put in the lower third. It can’t be that hard to put those together. But Megan just leaving it at a stare down is actually some good stuff, it shows she can think strategically, so she’s even more menacing than just being big and strong. But I still think Toni finds a way to win as the underdog champion. Out of the Women’s Owen Hart Cup, I’m leaning towards Thunder Rosa winning so that she can make good on going for the title she never truly lost.

Very good promo segment from MJF with The Hurt Syndicate, and very intriguing how MVP is still trying to plead MJF’s case. Great segue into Bill & Keith showing up and squashing those two guys that we never got the names of. Which I suppose is very fitting for squash matches because it was going to turn out this way no matter what. Lashley & Shelton VS Bill & Keith for Dynasty is going to be great, and I wonder if MJF interferes on Hurt Syndicate’s behalf to help them keep the belts, just as he said. Even if he doesn’t, Bill & Keith will likely lose, so as to disappoint Jericho and start us down the road to Bill standing up against Jericho.

Ospreay & Knight VS Blake & Lee was a great tag match, with Ospreay & Knight naturally winning. Ospreay VS Knight is going to be a great match for the Owen Hart Cup, but I would think Ospreay wins. Ospreay stated his goal of going to All In, and he can’t do that without winning the Owen Hart Cup at Double or Nothing. Brody VS Archer was a great match of big meaty men, and naturally Brody wins so he also has momentum going into the tournament. But here’s an interesting thing. why is Will Hobbs not in the Owen Hart Cup? He’s been running hot as of late, so he better be going for like the TNT or Continental title to make up for missing out.

That said, Hobbs & Ishii surely take the loss to Kyle & Konosuke as the Don Callis Family goes into the Owen Hart Cup. Kyle and Mark Briscoe will battle once again, and I think Kyle wins that so that there’s a chance of Kyle VS Ospreay in the finals. The Wild Card for the match with Hangman is also interesting, perhaps a long awaited return that’ll also give Hangman a great opening round match. Hangman also had a great promo with Swerve, where Swerve actually showed some remorse and took some responsibility for how things went between them.

Good promo from FTR with Dax being very apologetic, and with Cash being somewhat surprisingly unwilling to forgive. Cope VS Claudio was a very good main event, and naturally Cope won. For starters, it ties up the singles series we’re getting, and Cash VS Pac this Saturday will be rather telling for the title match. Swerve & Willow VS Moxley & Marina was an awesome tornado tag match, and kudos on Marina and Willow with that table powerbomb. Moxley really adds some heat hitting Willow with the Paradigm Shift as a sore loser, and then we got quite the brutal closing with Death Riders beating down Swerve.

Swerve still getting up after all that was a great visual, and I would hope he wins the title. It’d be very intriguing to see Swerve and Hangman feud again now that both men are working to be redeem themselves and be Faces.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/29/25)

AEW’s back in the Good Land!

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It’s pronounced, “Mill-e-wah-que.”

Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. And as AEW continues towards Dynasty, Rated FTR and the Death Riders prepare for their World Trios Championship match by pitting Dax Harwood against Wheeler Yuta!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jay White VS Kevin Knight; White wins.
  • Mercedes Mone VS Robyn Renegade; Mone wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS Top Flight; Bill & Keith win.
  • Dax Harwood VS Wheeler Yuta; Yuta wins.
  • Holo.grm VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; Hologram wins.
  • Jamie Hayter VS Queen Aminata Billie Starkz; Hayter wins.

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Toni Storm is here!

Milwaukee cheers as The Good Land is now TIMELESS! Toni goes right to the ring, puts her AEW Women’s World Championship belt right down on the mat, and has a mic to say, “Milwaukee, I love you.” The fans cheer that! Toni says please, enough of the banter! “Megan Bayne, get your oiled up, feathered ass out here right now!” No response, so Toni says fine. If Megan is too busy crushing watermelons and eating babies, then listen up! The spotlight drops on Toni as the fans chant her name. Toni says, “Last Wednesday, you were the better woman. I don’t know what happened, it all happened so fast. But before I knew it, I was flat on my back like you’d just bought me a steak dinner.

“I am embarrassed. I am hurt. And I’m ashamed. And the worst part is, you made it look so easy.” Toni rests on the mat beside her belt to say, “I went back to my hotel, and I turned off all the lights. And I laid there, going over the same scene in my head over and over and over again, wondering if this is what’s going to happen to me at Dynasty.” Fans say no, but Toni continues, “And then, when the sun came up, I was covered in sweat. Moreso than usual. But I got up, and I went into the bathroom and I took a piss. And then I stubbed my toe, then I whacked my head on the sink. And when I came to, I looked into the mirror, and I remembered exactly who I am!”

The fans cheer, and Toni rises up to say, “I am Timeless Toni Storm! And at Dynasty, I will be leaving with your tits in my purse!” Toni approaches the ropes for her close up, only to be CLOBBERED by Penelope Ford! The Superbad Girl grins, the fans boo, but Ford fires off hands on Toni! Ford whips, but Toni reverses to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ford ends up in a corner, Toni runs in, SWEET HIP MUSIC! The fans fire up as Toni stomps a mudhole into Ford! But then Megan CLOBBERS Toni! The fans boo as now the Megasus gets the drop on Toni! Megan fireman’s carries, FATE’S DESCENT on the belt!

The fans boo even more as Megan sits Toni up, tells her to “BOW! DOWN!” then throws Toni down again! Megan stands over Toni, and with just EIGHT DAYS left, is there no such thing as “timeless” in AEW?

 

The Death Riders speak.

Claudio Castagnoli starts with German, and he says that while Dax Harwood will be the first victim of the Death Riders, this Wednesday is when the Swiss Cyborg does something for himself. Claudio calls out Adam Copeland to go 1v1 for what Cope did to him! And if Copeland thinks that was ruthless, Claudio knows he is losing his edge and is just trying to cope with it! Claudio will beat Cope to a pulp, but leave just enough of him alive to limp to Dynasty so he can team up with his “two little groupies,” and fail at another chance of becoming champion here in AEW.

Moxley pats Claudio on the shoulder and says, “There are only three women I fear in this world: My mother, my sister, and my wife. Until I met Marina Shafir. On the day that she just snaps, I know I don’t wanna be the one who pissed her off. Part of me thinks maybe me and you, Swerve, we should just grab some popcorn, sit and watch these ladies tear each other apart. But you talked a really, really big game on Wednesday, and now you gotta back it up. Right now, that’s the job. Poor, sweet Willow.” Marina speaks up and warns Willow in Romanian, then in English she dares Willow to keep smiling once Marina’s ripped out her liver and shoved it down her throat!

Moxley & Claudio look at each other, Moxley with wide eyes and Claudio with a big smile. They head out with Marina, will there be no solving this Problem?

 

Jay White VS Kevin Knight!

The Switchblade has put his name in the hat for the 2025 Owen Hart Foundation Tournament, knowing full well Will Ospreay and Hangman Adam Page will be in it, too. But will White be rolling towards the Owen Hart Cup opening round? Or will The Jet take him on quite the flight?

The bell rings and the fans rally. White and Knight circle, and Milwaukee is strongly behind the Switchblade. The two tie up, White waistlocks but Knight drop toeholds. Knight floats to a facelock, floats to a cover, but White slips through to headlock. Knight rolls free and the two stand off. The fans cheer, White and Knight reset, and they knuckle lock. White rolls, wrenches, and wristlocks. Knight rolls, handsprings, and then wrenches to WRING White! White rolls through and the fans cheer. White shakes out the arm while Knight brushes himself off. They tie up again and are in a deadlock.

They go around, White headlocks, then hits the takeover. Knight headscissors, White shrugs that off, but Knight rolls to a cover. TWO, Knight headscissors again, but White kips free. Knight headlocks, White rolls free, then he hits a headlock takeover again! Knight headscissors, White kips free again, and now Knight headlocks. White powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and White rebounds to run Knight over! But Knight springs right back up! The fans cheer, and now White fires forearms! White runs, Knight hurdles, but then White fakes Knight out! The fans cheer, Knight still arm-drags White around!

Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges White to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Not the smoothest but White is right up to CHOP back! White shakes out the stars, storms up on Knight and CHOPS again! And CHOPS in the corner! The fans fire up while Knight goes to a corner. White storms up, reels Knight in, then suplexes. Knight slips free to UPPERCUT, UPPERCUT, and UPPERCUT again! Knight whips, White grabs ropes, and then White TOSSES Knight to the apron! Knight bobs ‘n’ weaves, ROCKS White, then steps in. White grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Both men are down and the fans rally up!

Knight stands, White CHOPS him to the corner! The fans fire up and White LARIATS! White brings Knight around, suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but White stays calm while Collision goes picture in picture.

White looms over Knight, drags him up, and CHOPS! Knight flops out of the ring! White pursues, but Knight CHOPS! White CHOPS back! Knight CHOPS in return! White CHOPS, Knight CHOPS, and repeat! Knight fires CHOP after CHOP, then he puts White in the ring. White is on Knight with a CHOP! Knight sputters while White catches his breath, and then White covers, TWO! White covers again, TWO! White clamps onto Knight with a chinlock and grinds him down. Knight endures, fights up, and fires body shots. White CHOPS Knight again! Knight sputters and flounders to the corner but White is on him again.

White stands Knight up, CHOPS him, then whips corner to corner hard! Knight slumps down in the corner but White drags him to a cover, TWO! White drags Knight up, puts him in a corner then puts him up top. White CHOPS Knight, climbs up, but Knight fires body shots! Collision returns to single picture as White hops down. Knight throws hands, then adjusts position. But White CHOPS Knight down! Knight falls to the apron, tries to hold on, but then slumps down to the floor. Milwaukee is fired up again as White storms out after Knight. White puts Knight in the ring, covers, TWO! White keeps Knight down with a REAR BEARHUG!

The fans rally as Knight fights up and fires body shots. White CHOPS again! Knight drops to a knee, but he shakes his head. Knight stands, but White CHOPS again! Knight again drops to his knees, the fans fire up, and Knight rises! Knight ducks a chop to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Knight ROCKS White, whips him, but White reverses to CHOP! White runs, but into a DROPKICK! Both men are down and the fans fire back up! White and Knight stir, and Knight roars as he rises up! Knight ROCKS White, counter punches, then fires a flurry! White knees low, whips Knight to the corner, but Knight comes back to CLOBBER White!

Knight LARIATS White, whips him, but White reverses. Knight goes up and over, then scoops to SLAM! The fans fire up and Knight UFO SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! White survives and Knight is a bit surprised, but he fireman’s carries. White fights free to CHOP! White whips, Knight leaps over the lariat, then SUPERKICKS! White ends up in a corner, Knight runs in, but White puts him on the apron! Knight ROCKS White first, then springboards, but into the clinch! URE- NO, Knight arm-drags White into a takedown and cover, TWO!! White escapes and Knight is shocked! White clinches, BLADE- NO, Knight slips around and shoves White to a corner!

Knight runs in, White ELBOWS him, then goes up! UPPER ROOM!! Knight throws White down and gets moving, but White ducks a lariat! COMPLETE SHOT, then the waistlock! Deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up and White drags Knight up. White clinches for the URENAGE! White says time to end it! Clinch and BLADERUNNER!! Cover, White wins!

Winner: Jay White, by pinfall

Knight pushed White in this one, but he still had to Breathe with the Switchblade! White grabs a mic to say, “Let’s hear it for Kevin Knight!” The fans cheer, and White says, “Just like myself, Kevin went through the NJPW Dojo. And although this year, it won’t be yours in the Owen, there’s always next year. Because I’m pretty sure we’re going to see a lot more of Kevin Knight in AEW.” The fans cheer that! White says that was Knight’s cue to leave but guess Milwaukee thought otherwise. White says, “See you around.” They shake hands, and Knight takes off. When and where will The Jet fly back to AEW?

White says the 2025 Owen Hart Foundation Tournament will have the best of the best. And just like White does every time, he will show us that he is the MOST elite! Because he needs to win the Owen Hart Cup, because he needs to go on to All In: Texas, because he needs his shot at the AEW World Championship! The fans cheer that, and White says because he is the Last Rock ‘n’ Rolla, the man who singlehandedly sold out Madison Square Garden, King Switch! The Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! This is STILL his era! And at All In, White will show us it is STILL the Switchblade Era! White has issued his mission statement, but will it be mission accomplished by July?

 

AEW shares a tweet from Athena.

In response Mercedes Mone posting, “Milwaukee, say hello to your C E O,” The Fallen Goddess says, “Maybe I will say hi… TONIGHT!” Could the Forever ROH Women’s Champion be the one to face the TBS Champion tonight? We’ll have to see, after the break!

 

Mercedes Mone VS Robyn Renegade!

#FourBeltsMone held onto the TBS Championship after getting quite the fight from Billie Starkz. But her AEW Dynasty dance card is still open. Will Mone win herself a night off? Or will this Renegade make Mone work for her money?

The bell rings and Mone circles with Robyn. They tie up, go around, and Mone headlocks. Robyn powers out but Mone runs her over! Milwaukee is tourn, but things speed up. Mone steps on Robyn’s dropdown, then does her dance. Robyn runs up, Mone gets around to waistlock, but Robyn switches. They go to ropes, Mone bucks the O’Conner, but Robyn comes back with a sunset flip! TWO, and Robyn SHOTGUNS Mone down! Robyn does her own version of Mone’s dance, then drags Mone up. Mone stops a kick to KNEE Robyn away! Mone runs in at the corner, but Robyn dodges and KNEES Mone back!

Robyn runs side to side and BOOTS Mone! The fans are still torn as Robyn puts Mone up top. Robyn climbs up, but Mone shoves her down! Mone leaps, CROSSBODY! But Robyn rolls through! Robyn shows some power as she scoops Mone and pops her around, only for Mone to slip out! Mone gut wrenches Robyn to a CIPHER UTAKI! Cover, TWO! Robyn survives and Mone is a bit surprised. Robyn goes to a corner, Mone runs up, and Mone stops the boot to put Robyn in the ropes! Mone jumps up, but Robyn dodges the Stock Drop! Mone grabs at Robyn but Robyn KNEES Mone in the ropes! Robyn then goes up to STOMP Mone down!

The fans rally as Robyn shoves Mone down. Robyn climbs, the fans rally, and Robyn MOONSAULTS, but FLOPS as Mone moves! Mone drags herself up and climbs, to then METEORA! Cover, TWO! Robyn survives again but Mone is right on her! Goery Especial for the MONEY MAKER! And then STATEMENT MAKER! Robyn TAPS, Mone wins!

Winner: Mercedes Mone, by submission

The CEO smiles as she puts this Renegade down and grabs up all her belts. Tony Schiavone joins Mone in the ring and congratulates her on another win. It seems like that the Money Train is running hotter than ever. But he understands she had something she wants to say, so the floor is hers. Mone says that’s right. The fans boo, Mone frowns, and she takes the mic from Schiavone. “I am the greatest TBS Champion of all time! And I came to AEW to win more gold. So I’m officially declaring myself in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! That’s right! I’m planning on winning the Owen Cup.

“And then, the Money Train is gonna make her way to Texas to All In! And then, I’m going to become the AEW Women’s World Champion!” Fans are torn again but Schiavone says that tournament will have a lot of competition, including Billie Starkz, who- Mone stops Schiavone there. She doesn’t wanna hear about that stupid kid! Billie has a lot of heart, but not as much heart as Robyn! Give it up for Robyn! Way more heart than that stupid Billie. Who even trained Billie? They suck! You’re looking at the greatest women’s wrestler of all time! WAIT! Athena really IS here! The fans cheer as THE ROH Women’s World Champion is on AEW!

Athena goes to the ring, and she holds up her spinner belt while looking at Mone’s collection. The fans are all behind Athena and that annoys Mone. Mone puts her belts aside, to take a swing on Athena! Athena dodges and DECKS Mone! The fans cheer, Athena goes to the corner, and Robyn helps Mone up. Mone gets away, O-FACE for Robyn! Well, not the target Athena wanted, but Athena does look at Mone’s TBS Championship. Athena shouts, “This is MY show now!” Will Athena’s Forever Reign be the one to add more gold? Or has she just put herself on Mone’s gold colleting radar?

 

Backstage interview with Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair is with the One True African Queen, and it would seem there is unfortunate news. Aminata’s hand is wrapped up, she is unable to compete tonight. Taking her place in tonight’s main event is Billie Starkz. Given all this, how does- Serena Deeb walks in. Deeb smirks and says Aminata must know this was preventable, right? Deeb had the game plan, offered it to Aminata, and Aminata didn’t want to listen. Let’s look at history, Aminata. Every time Aminata listened, she won. Every time she didn’t, not only does she lose, she ends up injured. This is all choices. Everything they do is choices. And unfortunately, Aminata made the wrong choice.

Aminata admits, Deeb is right. Everything is about choices. And Aminata still choose not to listen to Deeb’s trash! Not listening to any of that. Okay, Queen, Deeb respects that. But deep down, Aminata knows Deeb is right. And if Aminata thinks there’s a slight chance that she knows that Deeb is right, well, Aminata will have some weeks at home to rest up. Here’s some reading material. Deeb shoves her playbook into Aminata’s hand, will Aminata do her homework?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS Top Flight w/ Leila Grey!

Speaking of learning, The Redwood & Bad Apple want to make The Learning Tree proud, and that means winning some championships to go along with Chris Jericho’s ROH World Title. Will Bill & Keith be one step closer to facing The Hurt Syndicate with tonight? Or will Darius & Dante Martin soar far above the trees to be next in line for gold?

The teams sort out and Bill starts against Darius. The fans rally, but Dante wants in! Darius tags Dante in, and now Keith says he wants in! Bill tags Keith, he and Dante tie up, and they go around. Keith puts Dante on ropes, Dante turns things around, but Dante lets off as the ref counts. The two go again, Keith arm-drags hard and has the armlock. Dante rolls and arm-drags free, then he DROPKICKS Keith down! The fans fire up, Dante A-LIST LARIATS! Tag to Darius, he snap suplexes Keith and tag sin Dante. Slingshot SENTON! The fans cheer, Dante brings Keith up but Keith shoves free!

Darius tags in, Top Flight gets Keith for the LARIAT STO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Darius stands Keith up to CHOP, then UPPERCUT! Darius whips corner to corner, Keith reverses, but Darius goes up and over. Darius rolls, but Keith ROUNDHOUSES him down! Keith brings Darius over, tag to Bill, and the fans boo as Bill & Keith mug Darius. Bill drags Darius up but Darius fires body shots! Bill CLUBS Darius down, then puts him in a corner. Bill CHOPS Darius, Darius sputters and the fans fire up. Bill stands Darius up, Darius fires more body shots, but Bill CHOPS again! Bill brings Darius over, tags in Keith, but Darius fires forearms and elbows!

Darius ROCKS Bill, goes up to BOOT, then TORNADO- NO, Bill puts Darius on the apron! Darius ROCKS Bill, but Keith BOOTS Darius! Keith goes out after Darius to CHOP him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith stands Darius up, CLAWS his eyes, and then CHOPS him again! Darius staggers away, Keith storms after him, and then Keith puts Darius in the ring. Keith pushes Darius to a cover, TWO! Keith argues with the ref but the count is the count. Keith drops a knee on Darius’ face, then covers, TWO! Keith is getting annoyed, but he tells Dante to pipe down. Darius fires body shots and forearms, but Keith ROUNDHOUSES him down again. Keith brings Darius up to whip, but then sends him back the other way for an ELBOW! Bill applauds but he might be the only one. Keith steps on Darius’ face, then has a cocky cover, TWO!

Keith references Jericho but that doesn’t finish it, so Keith clamps on a CAMEL CLUTCH! Darius endures, even as Keith CLAWS his face! The ref reprimands, Keith stops, and Darius fights up. Darius pries at the hold, but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Bill BODY BLOWS Darius down! The fans are torn as Bill stalks Darius. Bill drags Darius back by a leg but the fans continue to rally for Top Flight. Keith runs in around the way, but Dante SUPERKICKS Keith first! Darius lunges forward, hot tag to Dante! The fans fire up as Dante springboards, but Bill gets under. Dante comes back, but Bill LARIATS him down! Bill grins and soaks up cheers and jeers. Bill runs in at Dante to SPLASH! Then he runs at Darius to SPLASH! Back to Dante for a BOOT! Darius dodges the lariat, but not the BOSS MAN SLAM! The fans are torn as Bill talks trash on Bobby Lashley!

Bill soaks up the cheers and jeers while Keith has Dante in the corner. Bill runs up, but Dante slips free! The SPLASH takes out Keith! Dante HURDLES Bill!? But no Darius, so Dante realizes he’s cornered. Bill storms up, Dante BOOTS him away, and Darius returns! Tag to Darius, and Dante runs up. Bill scoops, Dante slips free, and Dante BLASTS Keith while Darius HOTSHOTS Bill! Dante ENZIGIRIS, Darius GAMANGIRIS, and Dante SUPERKICKS! Bill staggers into the step-in COMPLETE SHOT! The fans fire up while Bill bails out, and Keith runs up! Darius gives Dante the alley-oop, then Dante helps Darius TORNADO DDT Keith!

Dante DIVES and takes out Bill! Darius scoops Keith, SHELL SHOCKE! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives, but Darius tags Dante! Dante goes up, but Bill anchors Dante! Darius WRECKS Bill with a dropkick! But Bill grabs Darius! Bill RAMS Darius into barriers! But Dante SUPER CANNONBALLS Bill! The fans are thunderous, Dante MAMBA SPLASHES, but onto knees! Keith RAMS Dante into a corner, clinches, and hits the EXPLODER! Tag to Bill, and Keith says get ’em! Bill SPLASHES Dante, then feeds him to Keith’s KNEE! Keith KNEES Darius off the apron! Bill hoists Dante up, SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM! Cover, Bill & Keith win!

Winners: “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

If that teamwork and victory doesn’t say they’re ready, that look on Bill’s face sure does. Will the Learning Tree do this to the Hurt Syndicate? Or will Lashley & Shelton just hurt people?

Wait, The Cru slithers in! They have the chain necklaces ready like last week! Leila spots them, but it’s AR FOX that jumps in! Fox stands with Top Flight and The Cru backs off. Action says that’s fine, they’ll let it go this time. But will The Sight to See & The Man of the Hour ground Top Flight one way or another?

 

Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter.

Lexy Nair is with the Southampton Hayter and welcomes her back. Last time we saw her, she was victorious over Julia Hart, and now she’s in the main event of Collision. How does it feel to be back again? Hayter says it feels great. And if you know Hayter, you know she doesn’t like doing things by half measures. So being in the main event is just another Saturday night for her. But she will say she is very excited to be in the ring with a young whippersnapper like Billie Starkz. It really injects some energy into Hayter, it lights that fire. And Billie has a lot of fire herself, and Hayter likes that. Billie gets knocked down but she gets back up.

And Hayter while respects that about Billie, she doesn’t want Billie to confuse respect for mercy. If Billie steps to Hayter, Hayter will hit back and knock her on her ass. There’s no hesitation, no second chances. So if Hayter were Billie, she’d be smart. Or, find out the hard way. Your choice. Oh, and one more thing. Hayter noticed some girls are already putting in for the Owen Hart Tournament, so Hayter will do that, too. And it is very fitting that she returned at All In last year, because this year, she leaves All In the champion! Hayter is ready, how hard will she hit Billie on this Collision?

 

Adam Cole is here!

The Undisputed Kingdom follows him out, complete with “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE BAYBAY!” as the Panama City Playboy prepares for his NO TIME LIMIT AEW TNT Championship match at Dynasty. As such, here comes the champion, Daniel Garcia! Daddy Magic has Garcia’s back as he goes to the ring, and the fans cheer for all parties involved. Cole has the mic and wants Garcia to listen. Cole knows tensions are high, but he’ll make this crystal clear: Cole has all the respect in the world for Garcia. The past two matches they’ve had are two of the toughest matches Cole’s had in his AEW career.

When they saw Garcia is the future of AEW, Cole means that in his soul, and the fans sure believe that. That is because Garcia is a fighting champion. When Cole challenged Garcia for the TNT Championship, Cole could not get the job done. But neither did Garcia. And so as a fighting champion, that must make Garcia sick to his stomach. He must not be able to sleep at night knowing he didn’t and couldn’t put Cole away. And unless Garcia is a coward, he’d want to change that. Cole sure wants to change that. Cole doesn’t want things to end in a draw. This needs to end with one man proving that he is better than the other, and dammit, that man is Cole!

Cole knows, Garcia knows, the entire world knows, that Garcia and Cole need to finish this fight. The fans cheer, Garcia nods, and he tells Cole he appreciates the kind words. Garcia agrees with a lot of that. They’ve been in the ring almost two months straight. And as much fun as it has been testing his iron against one of the best, truly, Garcia is getting a little bit frustrated. It is eating Garcia alive that he couldn’t beat Cole. Matt Menard tells Garcia that he is THE TNT Champion. How many chances is Cole gonna get? Garcia doesn’t need to be talked into this. It is Cole’s job to defeat Garcia, and Cole couldn’t do it!

Menard says Garcia doesn’t have to go through with this. Garcia pats Menard on the shoulder and says yeah, he doesn’t have to do this. But he wants to! So then, they will run it back one last time, BAYBAY! Roddy shouts, “DANNYYY~! Hey, listen. I have all the respect in the world for you. And just like Adam said, you are the future. And I’m not just saying this because he’s my best friend, but he is one of the best pro-wrestlers on the planet. And as good as you are, you’re just not there yet, dude.” Menard says, “Not there yet?” Menard and Roddy argue, Kyle joins in, but Garcia tells them all that this is enough!

Enough noise, enough distractions! April 6th, Kyle won’t be out there, Roddy won’t be out there, and Menard won’t be out there. Menard is a bit taken aback, but Garcia says at Dynasty, there will be no one ringside, there will be no time limit, and it will be Cole VS Garcia for the TNT Championship, ONE LAST TIME, and there WILL be a winner, cuz you’re looking right at him! Garcia holds up the title, but will he still own that title when it’s all said and done? Or is Dynasty going to be Undisputed?

 

Athena & Billie Starkz regroup backstage.

The Fallen Goddess says, “Mercedes~! HAHA~! Is that it?” Billie says yeah, just about. Athena says that is so annoying. But what’s the expression? Poke a bear, it might bite you? Well here’s one better. Mercedes, if you’re gonna be a passive aggressive b*tch, you’re gonna get hit. How did you like the taste of the floor? Was it good for Mercedes? Cuz it was great for Athena. So use this as a learning lesson: Keep Athena’s name, and her Minion’s name, out of your damn mouth. But hey! Mone is in the business of collecting championships? OMG, she’s such an inspiration, Athena is gonna do the same thing.

So how about this? Let’s get to real business, not that Mone knows what that is. Athena declares to her Minions and to the AEW fans around the world. Your Forever ROH Champion, Fallen Goddess, American Joshi, Minion Overlord, and all those other things, is OFFICIALLY ENTERING the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! That’s great, right? And Billie! Billie made this all come together, what a brilliant little schemer she’s becoming. Billie has her match tonight! The main event! Look at her! And against a former AEW Women’s World Champion, Jamie Hayter. Is she ready? Yeah, she’s ready! She’ll make Athena proud!

Athena is sure Billie will find a way to disappoint, but tonight, Athena will be watching very closely. Good luck. Billie gives a salute, and it seems no matter if it’s ROH or AEW, Athena keeps Billie under her thumb. Will the inaugural and former ROH Women’s World TV Champion prove she’s ready for the big time?

 

Dax Harwood VS Wheeler Yuta!

Rated FTR made the challenge for the AEW World Trios Championships, The Death Riders made the challenge for Rated FTR to survive. And while Claudio wants Cope’s head on Dynamite, this Collision will kick things off! Will Dax the Ax chop down the youngest member of Moxley’s crew? Or will The Decoder already figure Dax out?

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, break, then go again. They break again, fans chant “YUTA SUCKS!” and Dax smirks. Dax and Yuta circle, tie up, and Dax spins Yuta to wrench an arm. Yuta rolls, switches the wrench and has the wristlock. Dax rolls, spins, and he wrenches to then slip through and headlock fort the takeover! Dax pushes Yuta down to a cover, ONE, but Dax holds onto the headlock. Yuta powers Dax to a corner, the ref counts, and both men let go slowly. Yuta KNEES low! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Yuta CHOPS! Yuta talks trash, whips corner to corner, but Dax reverses.

Yuta comes back, but Dax scoops him to SLAM him! Yuta UP KICKS, then he scoops to SLAM! Dax UP KICKS, both men get up, and Dax headlocks for a takeover! Yuta headscissors, Dax kips free, and roles reverse as now Yuta headlocks for the takeover. Dax keeps his shoulders up, but Yuta grinds the hold. The fans rally for Dax, he fights up, and Dax powers up and out. Yuta runs Dax over, keeps on moving, then he ducks the boot! Dax scoops, Yuta slips free, and Yuta chicken wings! Dax drops down to trip Yuta up, and Dax steps through, only for Yuta to scramble to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, and Yuta UP KICKS!

Dax snarls as he stomps Yuta down! Dax puts Yuta in a corner to CHOP! Yuta staggers, but he CHOPS in return! Dax CHOPS Yuta off his feet! The fans fire up, Dax UPPERCUTS Yuta, then brings Yuta out for a wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Yuta bails out, and he wants outta here? Dax builds speed to slide, but Yuta ducks it! Yuta sends Dax into the barriers! The fans boo but Yuta then sends Dax into steel steps! Yuta snarls while Dax clutches his arm. There are fans chanting for Yuta?! Yuta puts Dax’s arm on the steps to STOMP it! Yuta then goes to a corner, pulls the covers off the crossbars, and he drags Dax through!

Yuta stands on Dax’s arm to dig it into the crossbar! The ref reprimands, then counts, but Yuta stops at 4, and he reminds the ref, “I have ’til FIVE!” The fans are torn as Yuta copies Danielson, then he drags Dax up to the very top. SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and Milwaukee fires up as Collision goes picture in picture.

A standing count starts, but Yuta crawls over to Dax at 4 of 10. Cover, TWO! Yuta is annoyed but he drags Dax into a top wristlock. Yuta stands on the arm, then STOMPS it! Dax scrambles away to the corner, but Yuta goes out to grab the bad arm! Yuta SLAMS the arm into the POST! Dax scrambles away again, but Yuta stalks him. Dax CHOPS Yuta, but Yuta takes the bad arm! Yuta SLAMS the arm off the steps, then he flexes while soaking up cheers and jeers. Dax goes into the ring, Yuta goes up top, and Yuta MISSILE DROPKICKS! Yuta kips up, grins, and then takes a bow. Yuta STOMPS the bad arm again, and Dax goes to another corner.

Yuta storms up to CLUB Dax, then he wraps the bad arm around the ropes! The ref counts, Yuta stops at 4, and then he wrenches Dax into a snapmare. Yuta drops a knee on the elbow! Then Yuta clamps on a cording hold, only for Dax to fight up. Yuta wrenches, but Dax ROCKS him! Dax CHOPS Yuta, then JABS, JABS, JABS, before he DECKS Yuta! Yuta gets up but Dax DECKS him again! Dax LARIATS Yuta up and out, then hurries after him. Dax counter punches Yuta, runs up, but Yuta dodges! Dax runs into the POST! Yuta hurries to THROW Dax over the barriers! The ref reprimands Yuta while Collision returns to single picture.

Yuta returns to the ring, soaks up the heat, then goes back outside. Dax rises, Yuta ROCKS him! Dax CHOPS, Yuta ROCKS, then Dax ROCKS Yuta again and again! Dax DECKS Yuta, then hops up an dover the barrier. Dax reels Yuta in, but Yuta fights the driver! The bad arm also holds Dax back, and then Yuta BACKDROPS free! Yuta hears the ring count, and he puts Dax in at 6 of 10. Yuta storms in, but Dax has his leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Yuta hobbles, Dax grabs the leg for a DRAGON SCREW! Dax drags Yuta to a corner, and now for some payback! Dax SLAMS Yuta’s leg into the POST! Yuta writhes, but Dax grabs the legs again!

Dax shouts out The Hitman with the HANGING FIGURE FOUR! Yuta shouts in pain, the ref reprimands and counts, but Dax lets go at 4. Dax storms in, Yuta wants mercy, but Dax just grabs the leg again. Dax steps through but Yuta BOOTS him into the POST! Yuta hobbles his way over as Dax goes to the apron. Yuta climbs up top, but Dax CLUBS a leg! Yuta sits on the corner, and Dax climbs up! The fans fire up as Dax drags Yuta to the top, for a SUPER BACK SUPLEX! Both men are down and Milwaukee is thunderous! Dax crawls to the cover, TWO!! Yuta survives and Dax grows frustrated. Dax grabs the legs, Yuta stops the Sharpshooter!

Yuta drags Dax down, has the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION! But Dax kicks around to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Dax lets go, and Yuta reminds us, he has ’til five! Yuta drags Dax around, chicken wings the arms again, CATTLE- NO, Dax slips free! Dax bobs ‘n’ weaves to DECK Yuta! Yuta rewinds, gets around Dax, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! But back to the chicken wings! CATTLE MUTILATION! Dax pushes up with his legs, kicks around, and he manages to turn over! Dax fights up to REAR HEADBUTT! Dax trips Yuta, ties up the legs, SHARPSHOOTER! Yuta endures while the fans fire up!

Yuta scrambles around and finds the ROPEBREAK! Dax holds until 4, and then shakes out the bad arm. Yuta talks with the ref, Dax runs up, and Dax HIP TOSSES, but Yuta uses that to arm-drag and SEATBELT!! YUTA WINS!

Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall

Dax can’t believe it, but he just got suckered in! Yuta celebrates like he’s already won the title match, and Claudio is there to pat Yuta on the back. Will the Death Riders keep scoring as Claudio takes on Cope? Or can Rated FTR even things up before Dynasty? Dax argues with the ref, the ref says his decision stands. His count was the count, there’s nothing to it. But then Dax gets in the ref’s face?!? Security rushes in there, but Dax fights them!? They hold Dax down, but Cash YANKS them all off him! But then Dax SHOVES Cash?! Dax realizes what he did and he apologizes. Cash is stunned, but just what is going on with Dax’s emotional state?

Dax offers a hand, Cash slaps it away to get in Dax’s face! Dax says he’s sorry, it was a mistake, but then Cash storms off. Well, guess you can’t spell frustration without F T R. Will they be able to sort this out before arriving in Philadelphia?

 

Backstage interview with The Patriarchy.

Alicia Atout is with Kip Sabian, Nick Wayne & Mother Shayna, and notes that just like last week, they’re here without any sign of Christian Cage. Just what is going on with The Patriarchy? But before anyone can speak up, The Cru barges in. Lio Rush asks Nick, “What’s up with your boy, Fox, man?” Nick says, “Huh?” Lio repeats himself, what’s up with his boy? Uh, his boy? Fox is far from Nick’s boy. Really? They know they’re history together. Didn’t Fox try to end Nick’s career? So Nick is just gonna chill back here while Fox is out there still breathing? Nick says okay, he gets what they’re up to here. Oh, really? And what’s that?

What The Cru is really doing is asking Nick for help, simply because they can’t get the job done. Oh, is that so? Nick doesn’t blame them for asking him. But Nick’s done with Fox, that is well in the past. Well Nick’s past is creeping up on their present, so for them, that’s an issue. Oh, is that really an issue? Kip has Nick calm down. These “gentlemen” surely didn’t come and interrupt them without a reason, so The Patriarchy should hear them out. AKA, get to the point. Lio says this is all they’re saying. Three of them, two of The Cru. But when the time is right, nobody knows Fox better than Nick Wayne. Just think on it.

The Cru heads out, but will The Patriarchy’s Prodigy take them up on the offer to team up?

 

Holo.grm VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson!

The futuristic luchador’s undefeated streak continues, even as he joins Komander as a Titan of the Air. But while Hologram & Komander have settled things with La Faccion Ingobernable, this battle is about the Revolution Zero Hour last month. Will the Vanilla Babyface avenge that loss? Or will he just be number 22 on Hologram’s win streak?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Hologram and Blake circle, approach, and then Blake slips past Hologram to strut. Blake then pie faces Hologram, talks some smack, and things speed up. Hologram RANAS, then hurdles, rolls, and pops Blake up. Blake RANAS back, then kips up! Blake runs up, but Hologram goes up and over. They both handspring, and Blake shadows Hologram. Blake chest bumps Hologram, then wheelbarrows, but Hologram rolls through to then step over, bridge back, but Blake turns that around on Hologram! Hologram keeps Blake away with boots, then rolls him up, ONE! DROPKICKS cancel out, both men kip up, and the fans fire up!

Blake mockingly applauds, but the fans rally behind Hologram. Blake offers a handshake, but then he SLAPS Hologram! The fans boo, Blake talks trash, and then Blake whips. Hologram handsprings, rolls, and SOBATS, KICKS, and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Blake flops back! Hologram builds speed, but Blake is up! Blake TOSSES Hologram out, then he builds speed. But Hologram ducks the slide! Blake runs up, Hologram sends Blake up to the apron! Blake mule kicks, but Hologram avoids the Quebrada! Hologram SUPERKICKS, then he goes to the apron! Blake avoids the leap, Hologram comes back, but Blake sends him into steel steps!

The fans boo while Hologram is down, but Collision goes to picture in picture.

Lee applauds Blake and Blake rolls into the ring. Blake distracts the ref so that Lee can stomp away on Hologram! Big Shotty gets away with that, and Blake waits on Hologram. Hologram rises, Blake builds speed, FOSBURY TOPE! Blake offers high-fives to the fans, but he leaves them all hanging. Blake drags Hologram up, puts him in the ring, then he stomps Hologram. Blake brings Hologram up, and he pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, but Hologram KICKS Blake from below! Blake storms up to stomp Hologram again! Blake drags Hologram onto the ropes, CHOKES him, but stops as the ref counts.

Blake runs to STRADDLE ATTACK Hologram! Blake drags Hologram back up but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Blake has Hologram down with a motorcycle stretch. Hologram fights up as the fans rally, but Blake spins Hologram to keep the hold. But Hologram flips through, reels Blake in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Things speed up, and Hologram SHOTGUNS Blake first! Blake bails out, the fans fire up, and Hologram builds speed to DIVE! Lee takes the hit for Blake! The fans fire up, Hologram hurries to find Blake, but Blake kicks low! Blake drags Hologram up onto the barriers?! But Hologram fires body shots! And he RANAS Blake to the floor! Blake narrowly avoids hitting the steel steps and the fans fire up!

Hologram high-fives the front row, then stalks after Blake. Hologram goes up the steel steps, Lee storms up but Hologram mule kicks him! Blake jumps up to SPANISH FLY to the floor! Blake puts Hologram in, then springboards for a 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Hologram survives and Blake is frustrated! Blake slaps Hologram around, eggs him on, and then puts some stank on the- HEEL KICK from Hologram! Hologram fires up, he blocks Blake’s kick, but Blake SUPERKICKS from the other side! Blake whips, Hologram reverses, Blake rolls off the back, and he shoves Hologram to then SNAP POWERSLAM!

Blake somersaults to go to the ropes, LIONSAULT, but he has to bail out! Blake keeps running, Hologram gets him for a SPANISH FLY! Hologram fires up, torture racks Blake, but Blake slips free! Blake SWATS a lariat, ELBOWS Hologram, BODY BLOWS and BACKHANDS! SLING-DOG! Blake fires up, the fans boo, but Blake handsprings, into the torture rack! Airplane spin and PORTAL BOMB!! Cover, HOLOGRAM WINS!

Winner: Hologram, by pinfall

Vanilla Babyface was spicy, but Hologram comes out hotter! Will this 22-0 streak show Hologram is ready for a golden opportunity?

 

Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander.

Lexy is now with La Mera Mera & The Galaxy’s Greatest as she says we can officially announce they are also entering the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! Kris says that last year, she was a completely different person in a much different place. But she still had the same goals as she does today. “To every woman in this tournament, and to every woman in the locker room, you can’t stop Stat!” Rosa says, “Unless you face me.” Much respect to Kris, but like Rosa told Toni Storm, Rosa never lost the AEW Women’s World Championship, and she’s yet to wear one since. So believe her when she says this: She will scratch and claw harder than ever to have the Cup above her head.

Kris says, “Unless you face me.” Rosa says okay, mamacita. See you in the Owen. They each wish the other luck, and then head out. Will La Mera Mera & The Galaxy’s Greatest battle to prove who is TRULY the best of the best?

 

Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz!

Hayter was preparing for Aminata, but it would seem Aminata’s loss to Hart has also lost her some time in the ring. But Billie is ready to step up to prove herself worthy of AEW’s bright lights! Will this be the start of Starkz’s legacy? Or will Hayter Hit Hard enough to be the number one seed in the Owen Hart Cup?

The bell rings and Billie circles with Hayter. Milwaukee cheers on Billie and Hayter encourages it. The two then tie up, and Hayter powers Billie to a corner. The ref counts, Hayter lets off with a pat on the shoulder, and Billie frowns. The two reset, tie up again, and Hayter again powers Billie to a corner. The ref counts again, and Hayter lets off with another pat on the shoulder. Billie frowns again, but the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Jamie!” “Billie Starkz!” They tie up, Hayter headlocks, and she grinds Billie down. Billie powers up and out, but Hayter runs Billie over! Things keep moving and Hayter runs Billie over again!

Hayter flexes, the fans are torn, but Billie is right up to stare Hayter down. The fans cheer, but Hayter pie faces Billie! Billie ROCKS Hayter! Billie whips, then follows, and she sunset flips over, TWO! Hayter gets up, Billie BUZZSAWS her down! The fans rally up, Billie whips Hayter but Hayter reverses. Hayter runs up, but into an ELBOW! Hayter comes back, but into a BOOT! Hayter is annoyed, she blocks boots this time but not the rebound ENZIGIRI! Billie goes up, up, but Hayter TOSSES Billie down! Billie writhes, rises, and Hayter is up the corner to MISSILE DROPKICK! Hayter flexes, the fans are torn, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Hayter stalks Billie, stomps her down, then stands on her! Billie endures until Hayter steps off, and then Hayter puts Billie on the ropes. Hayter CHOKES Billie, the ref counts, and Hayter steps off at 4. Hayter “apologizes” before she stalks Billie. Hayter drags Billie up, DDTS her by the ropes, then puts her back on the ropes. Hayter KNEE DROPS on Billie’s back, then KNEE DROPS again! And again! The ref reprimands but Hayter backs off. Hayter fires up the fans, then she goes back to kneel on Billie’s neck! The ref reprimands and counts, that’s not a cover! Hayter backs off, “apologizes” again, then has Billie in a corner.

Hayter smacks Billie off buckles, then runs her corner to corner to smack her off more buckles! Then Hayter goes to a third corner for buckle bumps! Hayter says let’s finish the set, and she runs Billie corner to corner for a buckle bump! Billie falls back, Hayter dusts her hands off, and then brings Billie up. But Billie WRINGS Hayter’s arm! And she SUPERKICKS Hayter down! Hayter staggers up, ducks the heel kick, and she shoves Billie for a SPINEBUSTER! Hayter then turns Billie over, HALF CRAB! Billie endures, reaches out for ropes, but Hayter sits deep on the hold! Billie reaches out, grits her teeth, and Collision returns to single picture.

Hayter tells Billie to just give up, but Billie refuses! The fans rally harder, and Billie powers up! Billie claws and crawls, to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, and Hayter lets go in frustration. Hayter runs, but Billie DUMPS her to the apron! Hayter swings, Billie ducks it to sweep the legs! SUPERKICK and Hayter goes to the floor! Billie builds speed and DIVES! Down goes Hayter at the ramp! Billie rises, the fans fire up, and Billie drags Hayter up and into the ring. Billie hurries up the corner while Hayter is down, SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Hayter stays in this and Billie is seeing what it is to be a former world champion.

Billie drags Hayter up, reels her in, and suplexes, only for Hayter to slip free! The fans duel while Hayter fireman’s carries, but Billie slips free to throw her down! Hayter gets up, DOUBLE FOREARMS from both women connect! DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES connect, too! And then Hater SHOTGUNS Billie into a corner! The fans rally up harder while both women are down! Billie drags herself up with the ropes, Hayter rises at center. Hayter powers up, kisses the bicep, but Billie ducks the lariat to suplex! GHOSTBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives and Billie is shocked! Billie seethes, and she storms up on Hayter!

Billie Electric Chair Lifts Hayter, but Hayter fires hands! Hayter shoves Billie away, fireman’s carries, and USHIGOROSHI! Hayter runs, and SLIDING HAYTERADE!! Cover, TWO!! Billie survives and now Hayter is frustrated! Hayter is seeing why Billie is the first and former ROH Women’s TV Champion. Hayter hauls Billie up, but Billie ducks the lariat! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Billie powers up, runs, but Hayter follows to LARIAT at the ropes! Hayter runs, Billie follows, and Billie BOOTS Hayter at the ropes! Billie runs, but Hayter SUPERKICKS! And ENZIGIRIS! Billie winds up, but Hayter gets under! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans are thunderous while Hayter is beside herself. Hayter grits her teeth and vows to end it! Hayter throws off the armbands, drags Billie up to wind up and- NO, Billie ducks the lariat to cravat and KNEE SMASH, then HEEL KICK! Billie fires up, winds up, but Hayter ducks that shot! Billie tries again, but Hayter blocks it to a cording hold! Hayter brings Billie along as she goes to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HAYTERADE!!! Cover, HAYTER WINS!

Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall

Now that was a Collision! Hayter is back, and she finds a new way to hit hard! Athena walks out on stage, and she waves hi to Hayter. Whether Billie impressed her or disappointed her, Athena now has her eyes on Hayter and everyone else in the Owen Hart Cup. Will the Fallen Goddess learn for herself that Hayter Hits Hard? Or will the Owen Hart Cup join the Athena World Domination Tour soon enough?

My Thoughts:

A very good Collision, talky as usual, but very good build towards Dynasty and the Owen Hart Cup simultaneously. Great opening promo from Toni, because she’s always great at promos, but they did a great job framing Ford’s blindside attack on Toni. And while Toni takes down Ford, Megan of course gets the last say on Toni. Toni is the underdog champion, knows she is, but knows she won’t let that stop her, and surely she comes out on top at Dynasty. Good promo from The Death Riders to hype up Dynamite. Claudio was very clever in using “Edge” and “Cope” in his part, and he will have a great match against Cope, but I would think Cope wins.

Marina had a great part calling out Willow, and that Mixed Tornado Tag will be awesome stuff. Dax VS Yuta was great, too, and real good win for Yuta. Dax losing his cool further waters the seed that is an FTR Heel Turn, but if this keeps up between Dax and Cash, could we end up with FTR VS FTR? That’d be rather wild, but it’d also make sense since FTR at some point said they were drawing closer to the end of their careers. A tag team like them, that has already done so much, having a 1v1 against each other is kinda the last thing to check off their bucket lists.

Great tag match from Bill & Keith VS Top Flight, one of the best Top Flight’s had in a minute since they’ve been going back and forth between AEW and ROH, but I figured Bill & Keith would win. They want their shot at The Hurt Syndicate, this gets them a step closer to that, and Top Flight still has The Cru after them anyway. I’m just not sure The Cru asking Nick Wayne to help out against Top Flight & AR Fox is the kind of story continuity they should be using right about now… Nick’s busy with this story against Christian Cage, he should focus on that. Unless the point is, if Patriarchy falls apart, Nick needs somewhere to go and someone to hand out with. But then The Cru is just three- Gasp! Cru-serweights…!

Great promo segment from Cole, Garcia and their friends, but uh, the announcement came in right as this segment started, so for us at home, it completely undercut how Garcia and Cole were building to making the No Time Limit title match. This is all still the right move, and Garcia telling Menard to stay away from ringside was a wild twist. Cole VS Garcia could be a borderline show stealer given how great their 20 minute draw was last time. And I still think that Cole should win the title, just so he finally has something in AEW aside from the tag title run alongside MJF. As for Garcia, losing the TNT title could be his opportunity to move on to another title, like the International or Continental Championship.

Hologram VS Blake was a rather random match to put on, but whatever, still great stuff. I wonder who finally pins/submits Hologram to end his win streak. It’d have to be someone that fans already have strong feelings for, good or bad. Like, Ospreay could get away being the guy that beats Hologram because it’s Ospreay. At the same time, MJF or Jericho could beat Hologram because not only do they have the power level, but fans love to hate them anyway so they’d love to hate MJF or Jericho as the guy who ended the streak.

And great stuff with the Women’s Owen Hart Cup, but also a build between Mercedes Mone and Athena. Mone of course beat Robyn Renegade, but she of course also had to talk trash on Billie & Athena. Athena finally being on AEW TV is great in itself, and she had a good promo with Billie to touch on the love-hate relationship between Minion Overlord and Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths that we’ve seen the past two years on ROH. Aminata going down with injury is a shame, and her promo with Deeb could’ve been a bit sharper on both ends. But Deeb naturally puts it on Aminata that Aminata needs to either join her or wrestle her, and I’m thinking we get the latter.

Good promo from Rosa and Statlander to not only add them to the Owen Hart Cup but to tease their match-up. Hayter VS Billie was a great main event, and it was another great showing for Billie in the loss. Athena confronting Hayter was also good stuff, and both Owen Hart Cups are looking to be the most star-studded ones yet. But as it stands, I’m thinking Rosa wins to get that world title match she has yet to get, and then we get Mone VS Athena for the TBS Championship, as teased tonight. All In: Texas will basically give both Rosa and Athena homefield advantage, and it’d be pretty wild if both of them won titles then.

My Score: 8.8/10

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