AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (8/5/23)
Who is the REAL World Champion?
Who will be the Top Guys in AEW after tonight?
While FTR defend their AEW World Tag Team Championships against “Big Bill” & Brian Cage, CM Punk defends his “REAL” world title against Ricky Starks! Will this be an absolutely golden Collision?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana; FTR wins and retains the titles.
- AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Mercedes Martinez; Kris wins and retains the title.
- Samoa Joe VS Serpentico; Joe wins.
- AEW World Trios Championships Open House Rules: The House of Black VS Action Andretti, Darius Martin & Lee Johnson; The House of Black wins and retains the titles.
- Jay White w/ Bullet Club Gold VS Metalik; White wins.
- The “REAL” AEW World Championship, Special Guest Referee Ricky Steamboat: CM Punk VS Ricky Starks; Punk wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
CM Punk speaks.
“Greenville, South Carolina, the legend, Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat is in the house to keep his eye on Ricky Starks to make sure there’s no cheating. And the Real World Champion tonight begins to separate the pretenders from the contenders. I’ll see you in the ring tonight, Ricky.”
Ricky Starks speaks.
“I’m gonna make history for the third time here in Greenville. Two weeks ago, they were chanting ‘You Deserve It.’ Last week, they were chanting, ‘Ricky’s Title.’ And tonight after I beat you, CM Punk, for the Real World Championship, there’ gonna be chanting ‘Absolute.'”
The Mogul Embassy speaks.
Prince Nana says FTR, “The greatest fat-slob tag team in the history of pro-wrestling, tonight, you get to lose your belts to my brawlin’ buddies, Brian Cage & Big Bill! Tonight, The Embassy changes the game forever.”
FTR speaks.
Cash Wheeler says tonight, they’re in Greenville, FTR Country, and Mama Wheeler’s here tonight, so they can’t lose. Dax Harwood says 58 minutes, two world champions or two big monsters, it don’t matter. FTR is the best team in the world. #TopGuysOut. Who will be the champions of AEW after tonight’s Collision?
AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana!
We just heard from the teams involved in this, and this is a battle of Top Guys VS BIG guys! Will Cash & Dax survive the Tower & The Machine? Or will Bill & Cage prove nobody’s better?
The introductions are made, the titles are raised, and we see if FTR wins with homefield advantage!
The teams sort out and Cash starts against Cage as the fans fire up for “F T R! F T R!” Cash goes out to say hi to mama! Cash then rolls back in and ties up with Cage. Cage headlocks, Cash powers Cage to ropes, the ref counts, and Cage shoves Cash away. Fans rally as the two approach but Cage knees low and CLUBS Cash down! Cage headlocks, Cash powers out and hurdles, drops, but Cage still runs him over! Fans boo as Cage flexes, but Dax talks strategy with Cash. Dax tags in, he and Cage circle and fans rally up. They tie up, Dax headlocks, but Cage powers out. Dax RAMS Cage but he doesn’t budge!
Dax runs again, RAMS Cage again, but Cage still stays up! Dax runs a third time, RAMS Cage a third time, but Cage only wobbles! Dax runs, reverses a hip toss only for Cage to block, and then Cage CLOBBERS Dax! Fans boo but Cage flexes again. Cage drags Dax up, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Cage trophy lifts, but Dax tips it to a CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Dax CHOPS, whips, but Cage reverses. Dax ducks ‘n’ slides, but Cage blocks the scoop! Cage scoops, Dax slips off to O’Conner Roll, TWO! Dax CHOPS again! Dax brings Cage over, tags Cash, and FTR double whip, but Cage runs ’em both over!
Fans boo but Cage tags in Bill! Bill & Brian double whip to run Cash over! Bill runs but Cash avoids the elbow drop! Cash CHOPS, ROCKS and repeat! Cash UPPERCUTS, runs, but Bill scoops him! For a SLAM, and then the ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Bill taunts the fans, and then he runs in, but into a BOOT! Cash goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Tag to Dax and FTR double wrench to DOUBLE CHOP! Dax brings Bill over, tags Cash back in, and they double wrench again. But Bill sends FTR into each other! Bill runs in, FTR dodge and they DOUBLE HAYMAKER! Cage runs in but into DOUBLE HAYMAKERS!
Dax whips Cash to back elbow Bill! Then FTR double clothesline Cage up and out! Bill staggers, but he’s too big for Shatter Machine! Bill CLUBS Dax down, then CHOKE SLAMS Cash onto Dax! Nana says that’s how it’s done, and Bill drags Cash back up. Bill trophy lifts Cash, and he THROWS Cash out onto Dax! A rough landing for FTR and fans boo, but Bill soaks it up as Collision goes picture in picture!
Bill tags Cage, he fetches Cash, and hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Cage pushes Cash in, covers, TWO! Cage KNEES Cash in the back over and over, then clamps on a chinlock! Cash endures, fights up, throws body shots, and he fires off haymaker after haymaker! Cash runs, but into a DROPKICK! Cage taunts the fans, then bumps Cash off buckles. Cage RAMS into Cash, stands him up, and CHOPS! Tag to Bill, Cash CHPOS Cage, but Bill CLUBS Cash down! Bill stands Cash up to CHOP him down! The ref reprimands but Bill drags Cash to ropes. Cash crawls while Bill mocks the Carolina Two Step. Then Bill stalks Cash to another corner.
Bill steps out to the apron, taunts Dax, and then brings Cash around. Bill CLUBS Cash, soaks up the heat from the fans, dances a bit more, then stalks Cash. Bill ROCKS Cash with a haymaker as Collision returns to single picture. Bill makes sure Mama Wheeler sees him ROCK Cash with another punch! And again and again and again and again! Fans boo but Nana applauds. Bill taunts Mama but she SLAPS him! Mama Wheeler don’t play! But then Bill CLUBS and stomps away on Cash! Bill says, “You wanna slap me?!” Nana has Bill go back to Cash, and Bill gives Cash SNAKE EYES off the apron!
Bill puts Cash in, tags Cage, and Cage storms up to go up the ropes. Fans boo but Cage deadlift SUPERPLEXES Cash in! Cover, Dax breaks it! Fans rally, Cage drags Cash over and he tags in Bill. Bill stomps Cash but fans rally up. Bill mocks the “F T R!” chants, then makes sure Mama’s still watching as he torture racks Cash! Cash endures, but also pries the grip open! Sunset flip, but Bill stays up to drag Cash up! Cash tries to cradle but Bill is still too big! Bill suplexes, Cash slips off and he rolls Bill up! ONE and Bill LARIATS Cash down! Fans boo but Bill still soaks up the heat. Bill drags Cash up to whip him hard into a corner!
Bill tags Cage, then Bill whips Cage in so he can whip Bill, but Cash dodges the splash! Cash gets around Cage to GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans are thunderous as Cash and the big guys are all down! Cage anchors Cash’s foot, but Cage ENZXI- NO, Cage ducks it! Cash still elbows free, hot tag to Dax! Dax JABS, JABS and ROCKS Cage! Then he ROCKS Bill! Then back to Cage! And back to Bill! Dax climbs up to rain down fists on Cage super fast! He stops at 8 cuz he feels Bill running up! Dax LEAPS at Bill, but Bill catches him! Dax BITES Bill’s forehead! Dax whips, Bill reverses but Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges and CLOBBERS Bill!!
Dax whips Cage, Cage reverses but Dax wrenches to short arm LARIAT! Cage stays up so Dax short arm LARIATS again! Cage is still up! Dax tries a third time but Bill BOOTS him first! And SUPERKICKS! And DISCUS- HAYMAKER from Dax!! Dax Electric Chair Lifts Cage and tags in Cash! STEINER BULLDOG!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and no one can believe it! Dax hurries to haul Cage up and fans rally behind FTR. Cash goes up, but Cage fireman’s carries Dax! Cash leaps, but Cage catches him! SAMOAN DROP FALL AWAY SLAM COMBO!! Fans can’t believe Cage is that strong!
Cage hauls Cash up now, Bill gets in, stalling suplex and then Bill catches Dax! CHOKE SLAM and JACKHAMMER in stereo!! Cover, TWO!?!? Cash survives and again, no one can believe it! But Cage tags Bill back in, and Cage goes up the corner? Bill drags Cash up, Nana wants this to end! Bill ROCKS Cash in a corner, then hauls him up top! Bill Electric Chair Lifts Cash, but Dax helps get Cash down! Bill runs in and he CLOBBERS Dax, then DECKS Cash! Cage waits up top as Bill drags Cash back up. Bill SHOVES Cash out, FTR regroups, and Cage FLIES?!? The Machine wipes out FTR at the ramp and again, no one can believe it!
Cage puts Cash in and Bill BOOTS him down!! Cover, TWO!!! Cash survives again but Bill tags Cage in. “This is Awesome!” even as the big guys get Cash up. But Cash slips off the fireman’s carry to shove Cage into Bill! SHATTER MACHINE on the Machine! Cover, FTR WINS!!
Winners: FTR, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champion)
Mama Wheeler is proudest of all that her baby boy and his best friend defended home turf and the tag titles! Dax gets some mics, and he says, “We gonna get in a little bit of trouble tonight, but we’re in the Carolinas, we do things a little bit different here!” Fans cheer that! Dax says that 10 years ago, he and Cash started a legacy. They talked about being THE BEST team in the world, and in every promotion they’ve been through, they have been world tag team champions. Whether it’s the States, Japan, Mexico, doesn’t matter, THEY were champions ten times over!
To complete the legacy and be known as the greatest, they had Best 2 Out of 3 Falls match for 58 minutes, that was incredible. The Briscoes Trilogy, that was incredible. Beating those two big bastards just now, yeah, even that was incredible. But there is one thing FTR has gotta do! There’s one thing left for them to do! Cash has his mic now and he calls out the YOUNG BUCKS! Fans love that! Cash knows they have unfinished business, so how’s about finishing it at Wembley Stadium? Fans REALLY love that! Dax says in front of 80 THOUSAND strong, FTR VS The Bucks, round 3, the rubber match, time to see who are the greatest tag team of all time! Top Guys, OUT!
Cash & Dax want Matt & Nick Jackson one more time, whether or not the Bucks beat the Hardy Boyz on Wednesday! Will The Bucks be more than happy to finally settle this with them?
AEW looks closer at CM Punk VS Ricky Starks.
Punk himself said, he is the Best in the World until he finds someone who can fill his boots, and until someone can actually pin him in a match. Absolute says, “I don’t care if you like it. I did what was necessary.” Punk stopped being a nice guy, he has a belt that has his name, blood and symbol on it. But if Starks wants a shot, then it has to be with the right referee for the job. The Dragon returns, will he help us all get to the bottom of this?
Backstage interview with Bullet Club Gold.
Tony Schiavone is with Juice Robinson and… Cardboard Cutout Jay White? Metalik is making his Collision debut against Jay White, but what’s going on here? Juice says “When you’re hot, you’re hot, and when you’re not, you’re not! And right now, the Bang Bang Gang is hotter than Hell!” But then something smacks “Cardblade” Jay White down! The REAL Jay White is here, and he tells Metalik that that is gonna be what happens to him tonight. And Schiavone, there’s not much else to say with that dumb look on your face. But White knows two guys who’d love to teach you something about commentary. No, they’re not the Ass Boys, these are the Top Gunns!
Austin & Colten step in, wearing headsets. Colten tells the “nerd” to pay attention. “OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! IT’S THE GUNNS! The greatest tag team in the world!” Austin has one. “IT’S STIIIIING!” The BCG has a laugh, and White says when the Bang Bang Gang is having fun, it isn’t fun for others. Tonight, it’ll be lights out for Metalik. #GunsUp. Do it, Tony. DO IT.
AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Mercedes Martinez!
Mama Statlander says she’s coming home, so she hopes Mercedes has done her chores, because she’s gonna tuck Mercedes into bed! Will Kris still be the Galaxy’s Greatest? Or will that title and the TBS title soon belong to the OG Badass?
The introductions are made, the title is raised, and we see if we get Saturday Night Fever!
Mercedes rushes Kris at the bell! But Kris puts her in a corner and fires off forearms! Mercedes turns it around to fire forearms back! The ref counts, Mercedes lets off at 4, but Kris ROCKS her back! And then runs her over! Fans fire up and Kris SHOTGUNS Mercedes to a corner! Fans fire up with Kris again as she hauls Mercedes up for more forearms! The ref counts, Kris brings Mercedes out to suplex. Mercedes slips free, trips Kris, and runs, but Kris avoids the boot to SWEEP and SOMERSAULT SENTON! Kris ends up more rattled than Mercedes, and Mercedes gets up to NECK SNAPPER!
Mercedes stomps Kris, kicks her around, then has her on the ropes. Mercedes bumps Kris of buckles, stomps a mudhole into her, then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Mercedes lets off, and fans boo as Mercedes CHOKES Kris on the ropes! Mercedes lets off as the ref counts, and she underhooks to BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Mercedes holds on, for another BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! But Kris fights the third! Kris wrenches out, Mercedes dodges but Kris ROUNDHOUSES! And then Kris lifts, but Mercedes fights the back suplex! Mercedes CLUBS away on Kris while pulling hair! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Mercedes lets off at 4.
Mercedes eggs Kris on, then gives her sumo palm strikes! And a SKY HIGH BOMB! High stack, TWO! Kris survives and Mercedes seethes. Mercedes looms over Kris, drags her up, and then CLUBS away on Kris’ chest! Fans rally up, Mercedes CLAWS Kris’ face! The ref reprimands, Mercedes lets off but stalks Kris to a corner. Mercedes UPPERCUTS Kris, runs in, but Kris ELBOWS her back! Mercedes blocks a boot to DECK Kris! Mercedes talks trash on the fans, then CHOKES Kris on ropes, and Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref counts, Mercedes lets off and Kris sputters. Mercedes drags Kris into a chinlock and digs her knee into the back. Kris endures, reaches up at Mercedes, but Mercedes JAMS her in the back again! Cover, TWO! Mercedes KICKS Kris in the back, but Kris throws body shots! Mercedes CLUBS Kris, Kris ROCKS Mercedes! Kris fires off shots and backs Mercedes to a corner! Kris fires off forearm after forearm but Mercedes shoves her away. Kris runs in, but is sent right into buckles! Mercedes stomps Kris at the ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, Mercedes lets off, and she take a bow as she soaks up the heat.
Mercedes drags Kris around, HIP DROPS her down, then clamps on a CAMEL CLUTCH! Kris endures, fans rally up, and Kris fights up! Mercedes is a backpack as Collision goes to break!
Collision returns as Kris fires off forearms on Mercedes! Kris whips to a corner, Mercedes reverses, but Kris rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Mercedes! Kris LARIATS again, and fans fire up! Kris runs corner to corner to PUPERCUT! Kris goes side to side, but into a ROLLING ELBOW! Only to come back with the KNEE WASH after all! Fans fire up as Mercedes flops uot of the ring! Kris goes out, fans fire up for “WOMEN’S WRESTLING!” Kris CROSSBODIES but hits the floor as Mercedes moves! Mercedes drags Kris up, scoops her, but Kris slips free to scoop! BACKBREAKER!
The ring count climbs to 5 of 10 but Kris puts Mercedes in. Kris catches her breath but Mercedes goes out the far side. Kris storms up and she drags Mercedes up! Fans fire up as Kris swings, but Mercedes HOTSHOTS in return! Mercedes hurries back in, but Kris hits a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up for Kris as she goes up the corner! Kris reaches the top but Mercedes ROCKS her! And then CLUBS her on the back! Mercedes CLUBS away on Kris’ back, and then SPIDER GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Kris is folded up then flops over, and Mercedes just sits back up! Mercedes smirks as she aims, and KNEES Kris down! Cover, TWO!!
Mercedes drags Kris up, but Kris fights the fisherman to a cradle! ONE and Kris spins Mercedes, reels her in, SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, TWO??!! Mercedes survives but Kris is fuming! Fans rally up, Kris drags Mercedes back up and runs, wheelbarrow, but Mercedes STUFFS Kris! Cover, TWO!!! Kris escapes that impromptu Crunchy Driver but Mercedes isn’t deterred! Mercedes drags Kris up, fans rally for “STATLANDER!” Kris ducks the blindsider to O’Conner Roll! AND BRIDGE! KRIS WINS!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
Fans cheer but Mercedes is furious! She thought she got out at 2.9! And she CLOBBERS Kris!! Fans boo and Mercedes rains down shots! But here comes DIAMANTE! The Cuban Diamond storms in, fresh off almost being ROH Women’s World Champion. But then Diamante CLOBBERS Kris, too!! Diamante and Mercedes mug Kris, but here comes WILLOW! Willow Nightingale runs Mercedes & Diamante off! Will the Babe with the Power help the Galaxy’s Greatest get rid of these bullies?
Backstage interview with Toni Storm.
Tony Schiavone is with the former AEW Women’s World Championship, and she does her best to hold it together hearing that word. She can handle that she is here, “feeling as naked as the day I was born.” But she is a professional. She won’t freak out like people think she will. But she wants to ask us this: “Am I just not a star anymore? Am I just not talented like I was? Have I lost it?” No, not at all! Then what is it, Tony? Is she not enough for you or something? C’mon, look at her! Look at the state of her! Hair in curlers, robe and bikini on…? Uh… Toni asks if this is really what is right for her? “NO, IT’S NOT!! I’m the illustrious Toni Storm, dammit!”
She is well-known, respect and admired all over the WORLD for everything she has done! This is NOT right!! This interview is over. So now, you can SHUT UP! Toni storms off, will she snap on whoever is put against her next?
Samoa Joe VS Serpentico!
The King of Wrestling Television, the ROH World TV Champion, may or may not be avoiding The Peacock, Dalton Castle, but he’s most biding his time until a #1 contender is named through ROH’s contender eliminator tournament. Will #SNAKEMAN jump the line with a massive upset tonight? Or will his Collision debut be a short one?
The bell rings and fans rally up. Serpentico runs in, and Joe FLAPJACKS him down! And then hauls him up, COQUINA CLUTCH!! Serpentico taps, Joe wins!!
Winner: Samoa Joe, by submission
Well, who would’ve thought it’d be THAT short? Joe set a Collision record, maybe even an AEW record! Joe gets a mic, and he says, “Greenville, my name is Samoa Joe, your One True King of Television! And it seems your benevolent king has a problem. In fact, he’s got a few. First one being, soon, at a sold out Wembley arena, we go All In!” Fans like that “problem.” Joe says “Your King has nobody to dance with.” Fans don’t like that. Joe says that leads into the second problem. He enjoys a very exclusive luxury in his career. While a certain “Real” World Champ was traveling around the world, telling all you simple folk he was the Best in the World, Joe knew in his heart Punk was never better than Joe a day in his life!
“But recently, I lost that luxury at the Owen Hart Invitational. And y’know what? It’s not the fact that I lost it, it’s how I lost it! Cuz you see, me and this so called Real World Champion have battled for over three hours in this ring! Our legacies were built on the blood, sweat and tears of each other, and the pain that we put each other through!” Fans cheer that! Joe says DAMMIT, a roll-up is not good enough for their legacy! Fans also cheer that! So Joe is here to call the “champ” out, and as a courtesy, he asks Punk to give him what he wants, to give the FANS what they want, and to give their legacy what they deserve.
And that is that, with the eyes of the world upon them, they give everything that they have! But know this, “Champ,” his courtesy only extends for this week. If Punk makes him wait, you best believe Joe will “convince” his ass! Joe wants a match with Punk, “Real” World Championship or not! Will the King of Wrestling Television get what he wants?
Andrade El Idolo speaks.
“I am always tranquilo. But when someone steals or insults something I love, everybody knows what can happen. I fight for everything, for everyone, for AEW. You take something of mine, I will pursue you until it’s returned to me.” Andrade holds up the mask he took back from the House of Black. Will no one dare offend El Idolo again?
Tony Schiavone has a sit-down interview with The Acclaimed.
He is with Max Caster & Anthony Bowens, and he says it is always great to be talking about and talking with one of the best tag teams in the world. But he does note they have Billy Gunn’s boots. The last time we saw The Acclaimed was when Billy unlaced those boots and put them in the middle of the ring, signaling the end of his in-ring career. Have they spoken with him since then? Bowens says they have over the last weekend. They tried to give these boots back to him, but he is pretty firm in his decision that he is officially retired. Schiavone sees they’re choked up about it. Did Billy give any reasons as to why he did that?
Bowens says Billy kept saying it was his fault that The Acclaimed lost the World Tag Team Championships. And then Billy feels guilty, having been pinned by the House of Black twice for the World Trios Championships. Billy feels he has lost a step in these high pressure scenarios, and Bowens disagrees. But it is what it is at this point. Schiavone notes Billy was still a big part of their success, so where does The Acclaimed go from here? Caster says he wants to respect Billy’s decision. If Billy is done, then okay, he’s done. But Billy has given them so much, such as the World Tag Team Championships.
In Caster’s opinion, The Acclaimed with Billy is still the best trio in AEW. They had some unfinished business, they promised they’d bring home the gold, and while Billy thinks he’s failed them, maybe they failed Billy. And Billy, if you’re watching this, Bowens hopes that you understand how much you’ve meant to Max and Bowens. They were two people trying to find themselves on this roster, and they were trying to prove they were elite. And Billy was the one who believed in them. And because of Billy, they got to be champions. So they will miss you, go out there with your boots for you, and just hope you know how much they and everyone else love you.
One last time, please… Throw up the scissors and scissor Bowens, Daddy Ass. Caster & Bowens are set to return to 2v2 action next week, will Billy still be home when they do?
AEW World Trios Championships Open House Rules: The House of Black VS Action Andretti, Darius Martin & Lee Johnson!
Speaking of Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews, they are already back in action, and again defending these Trios titles under their rules! No ropebreaks, a 20 count on the outside, and disqualifications ARE enforced! Will there be no hope for the Sight to See, the Air Wolf and Big Shotty? Or can three young stars shine where others have fallen?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we hear the Dealer’s Choice stipulation from the challengers. It will be… JULIA HART IS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! Fans boo, they like Julia! But the Lady of the House has no choices, this is per their rules. The trios sort out, Brody starts against Darius, and the two tie up. And then Brody just THROWS Darius aside! Fans hoot and bark for Brody as he and Darius circle. They tie up again, and Brody TOSSES Darius away again! Darius shakes it off, he and Brody circle again, then he gets around to headlock. Brody powers out, Darius RAMS Brody but he’s the one bouncing off! So Darius DROPKICKS!
Brody staggers, but he runs right back in to run Darius over! Fans rally, things speed up, and Darius ducks ‘n’ dodges and sunset flips! Darius stays up to drag Darius up but Darius KNEES, mule kicks, headlocks, and BULLDOG HOTSHOTS! GAMANGIRI! Darius fires up, goes up top, and he leaps to CROSSBODY! But he bounces off Brody again! Fans hoot with Brody and he CHOPS Darius to the corner! Tag to Malakai and fans fire up as he BOOTS Darius in the face! Malakai whips Darius, Darius reverses and follows, tags Action, then slides under! Action & Darius pinball Malakai between them, but Malakai blocks a kick!
Malakai ROCKS Action, ELBOWS Darius, but Action BOOTS back! Malakai staggers, Action runs in, but Malakai moves! The SHOTGUN hits Darius! Malakai then shoves Action to pop him up, but Action spins to RANA! Fans fire up, Action builds speed and he slides, but Malakai catches him! Malakai sends Action into railing, and then BOOTS him down! Fans fire up again and Malakai puts Action in the ring. Malakai goes up to the apron, wipes his feet on the apron, and then gets in to whip Action. Action goes up and over but Malakai ELBOWS him! Action shoves Malakai, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him! LEG SWEEP!
Malakai drags Action over, tags Buddy, and Buddy goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Action’s arm! Fans rally and Buddy drags Action up to wrench and suplex, to hang Action out to dry! Action sputters, Buddy BOOTS Darius for good measure! Then he BLASTS Action to the desk! Fans fire up as Collision goes picture in picture.
Action writhes, Buddy taunts Lee, and then Brody goes after Action to ROCK and CHOP! Action flops against railing but Brody SLAMS him down! Darius runs in but Brody KNEES him, and then THROWS him into railing! Brody drags Action up, puts him in for Buddy, and Buddy covers. TWO, and Buddy drags Action up into a Cobra Twist! Action endures, fans rally, and Action pries free, but Buddy counters hip toss with hip toss, only for Action to block the hip toss! Action swings on Buddy but Buddy just reels him back into the Cobra Twist! Action endures, again, but he reaches out for ropes! ROPEBREAK, but wait there are NO ropebreaks!
Action still endures, and he goes up the ropes to get up and around for a SLEEPER! Now Buddy is the one caught! But he RAMS Action into buckles! Buddy pries the sleeper open to arm-drag Action, fireman’s carry, and GUTBUSTER DROP! Fans rally, Buddy tags Brody, and Brody drags Action up to turn and- NO, Action drops out of the neckbreaker! But Brody catches him, CLUBS him, and suplexes high and hard! Brody then drags Action up to CHOP him down! Tag to Malakai, the House mugs Action, and Malakai snapmares to then PENALTY KICK! Malakai paces around Action, then drops knees on him! Cover, TWO!
Malakai keeps Action down with a chinlock. Action endures, fights up, but Malakai waistlocks to keep him back! Action arm-drags free, but Malakai ELBOWS him down on the return! Malakai drags Action up but Action fires forearms! Collision returns to single picture, Malakai ROCKS Action, but Action fights back! Malakai kicks Action low, back suplexes, but Action lands out of it! Hot tag to Big Shotty! Lee ROCKS Malakai, goes up top and CROSSBODIES! Direct hit, and then Lee dodges Buddy to SHOTGUN Brody! Buddy blocks a boot but not the ENZIGURI! ELBOW for Malakai! QUEBRADA DOUBLE DDT COMBO!!
Fans fire up for Lee and he fires up himself! Lee runs, goes up and up and DOUBLE SHOTTY CUTTER!! Fans are all fired up with Lee and he runs in to forearm smash Malakai in a corner! Then he forearm smashes Buddy in the other corner! And then back but Malakai dodges! Buddy RAMS into Lee and Malakai SHOTGUN BOOTS! Fans hoot as Brody tags in! Buddy BOOTS Darius, Darius runs in at Lee! CANNONBALL SHOTGUN COMBO!!! #ThreeHeadedBeastMode! Then they TOSS Lee into a FOREARM from Brody! Brody covers, Action 450 SPLASHES it apart! Buddy runs in, Action dumps him out!
Buddy is on the apron, Action ELBOWS him away! Malakai runs up, Action RANAS him out! Action then ASAI MOONSAULTS to take them both out! Darius tags in, and he FROG SPLASHES Brody on the back!! Cover, ONE?!? Brody is inhuman! But Darius SUPERKICKS! Action gets in, DOUBLE MULE KICK! KICK, BUZZSAW, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! They both get running, ALLEY-OOP into DOUBLE KNEES from Malakai & Buddy! Darius turns around into a DISCUS LARIAT from Brody! Cover, The House wins!
Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)
Julia Hart was missed, but not needed to defend the titles. Will a trio ever figure out the formula for- Wait, BREAKING NEWS from Tony Khan to Ian Riccaboni and Nigel McGuiness on commentary! Next week on Collision, regardless of what happens with the “Real” World Championship, CM Punk joins forces with FTR once again to take on the House of Black for these titles!! Will CMFTR truly be The Best TRIO in the World?
Backstage interview with “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs.
Schiavone says he has wanted to talk with Hobbs about a few things as it relates to- Wait, QT Marshall interrupts. He says there are some things they need to talk about. One: It’s “Powerhouse” Hobbs. Two: Get out, this is family business. Harley Cameron says “Buh-bye.” Schiavone leaves and Hobbs asks what they want. QT says he promised he’d make this right, so he has some gifts. First gift: the finest Cuban links money can buy. Harley presents the very expensive chain necklace, and QT says he knows a guy. Second gift: non-material because it is an opportunity.
Picture this: Chicago, All Out, the United Center, where it all started. And Hobbs gets the biggest victory of his career! Just like QT is handing Hobbs this chain, QT is also handing Hobbs the biggest moment on a proverbial silver platter. How does that sound? Hobbs says he doesn’t want QT’s help, and damn sure doesn’t need it. But thanks for the gold. Hobbs heads out, what opportunity did QT even get him? TNT title? International title? World title? Guess we’ll see when AEW goes All Out.
Backstage interview with Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, and… a little girl?
Schiavone is with Captain Charisma, the Right Hand of Destruction, and who is this special guest? Yes, this is Christian’s very own daughter. And now, people might wonder why he brought his daughter to Collision, and the answer is simple: to prove a point. That as TNT Champion, as the Face of TNT, Christian realizes he is a role model for children all over the world, not just his own. But what’s really annoying Christian lately is that a guy like Darby Allin, “who seems to be mentoring an 18 year old snot nosed punk kid that has no business being in AEW, let alone stepping foot inside my ring…”
Daughter Charisma stops Christian to ask if she could have the belt. Did she win it? No, she did not. No one touches this title but him. Go find your mom. Daughter Charisma heads out to find Mrs. Charisma, and Christian tells security that they’re not credentialed, remove them from the arena. His own family? He’s despicable! NO, he is the TNT Champion now and forever! Do you understand? Christian storms off, Luchasaurus following. If this is how Christian treats his family, how horribly will Christian and Luchasaurus treat Darby Allin?
Jay White w/ Bullet Club Gold VS Metalik!
The Switchblade is back and ready to fight up the ranks in singles competition. But at the same time, King Switch is up against the King of the Ropes! Will Metalik be the only golden one shining tonight? Or will Bullet Club Gold’s fearless leader cut him down like cardboard?
Oh, wait, the Gunns were serious about doing commentary! Nigel loves it but Ian is upset! Especially with the Ass Boys telling Ian to shut up. The bell rings and Austin wants White to take his shirt off. He does, and Colten says White is so ripped! White offers the shirt to fans, but he ends up throwing it to commentary. Austin catches it, and fans boo. White and Metalik circle, tie up, and White puts Metalik in the corner. The ref counts, White lets off with a knee to the gut! White puts Metalik back in the corner, fires off fists, but the ref backs him up. White drags Metalik up, and he CHOPS Metalik to ropes!
White CHOPS again, then whips. Metalik ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Fans fire up as White goes to a corner. Metalik runs in, is put on the apron, but he GAMANGIRIS back! Metalik springboards, White gets under to kick low and DDT! Cover, TWO! Juice protests the count but White keeps on Metalik by tossing him out of the ring. Juice taunts Metalik right in his face, and Austin tells Metalik this isn’t how you win matches. White goes out, they all throw guns up, but Metalik throws hands! White rakes Metalik’s eyes! Then POSTS him! Fans boo but White leaves Metalik behind to soak up the cheers and jeers.
White paces around, slides out and then puts Metalik back in. Cover, TWO! Austin says Ian is a nerd for knowing White and Metalik once roomed together while going through the LA Dojo. White drags Metalik up, Colten jokingly confuses Metalik with Metallica, and White CHOPS Metalik! White whips, to tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Metalik is hanging tough but Juice thinks the ref doesn’t know how to count. White turns Metalik over to the HALF CRAB! Metalik gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, White lets off at 4, and White then gets the legs to ROPE GUILLOTINE! Cover, TWO!
White looms over Metalik, drags him up, and he pulls at the mask! Metalik ROCKS and CHOPS in return! White knees low, CLUBS Metalik, then back suplexes! Metalik lands out of it! And BOOTS from the corner! Then SLING-DOGS! Fans fire up as Metalik goes up and around the ropes, to FLYING RANA! Rough throw but Metalik keeps going, but White puts him on the apron. White HOTSHOTS Metalik, then runs side to side, but Metalik goes up and ASAI MOONSAULTS as White slides! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans fire up with Metalik! Juice taunts Metalik but he is ignored. Metalik puts White in then goes up the corner.
Metalik MOONSAULTS, but he has to land out as White moves! White rushes in, but into a fireman’s carry! But White slips free to SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX! White then says BANG, and he drags Metalik up! BLADERUNNER!! Cover, White wins!
Winner: Jay White, by pinfall
Austin says see ya later, fellas! The Bang Bang Gang celebrates together, but they forget to bring “Cardblade Whiteboard” into the fun! Will White be a true standout in the singles division as AEW rolls on?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
Hikaru Shida just won the AEW Women’s World Championship off Toni Storm last Wednesday, and Anna Jay is coming off a win on Rampage, and now they will do battle over the title!
Anna Jay speaks.
The Star of the Show says Shida was her first taste of AEW. The first time she ever stepped into a ring was against Shida. But that was when Anna was a rookie Shida was taking advantage of. The second time around, Shida was champion and Anna came so close to winning, and even Shida knows it. And yet, Shida still took advantage of an inexperienced opponent. But unlucky for Shida, Anna is a rookie no more. She got a big win off Skye Blue, and now she has a lot on her plate. Anna will make it through the JAS intervention, and then she will beat Shida to become the NEW AEW Women’s World Champion! Will Anna truly become THE Star of the Show?
The “REAL” AEW World Championship, Special Guest Referee Ricky Steamboat: CM Punk VS Ricky Starks!
Injury or not, the fact remains that no one beat The Best in the World to become AEW World Champion. So as far as CM Punk is concerned, he IS the AEW World Champion. Furthermore, Punk does not appreciate that Starks absolutely cheated two matches in a row to beat Punk. A living legend returns to the ring solely to call this down the middle, but will Starks find a way around Steamboat? Or will Punk continue to be the “Real” World Champion?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if this Collision is Absolute!
The bell rings and Steamboat watches from the outside while Stephon Smith calls action inside. Fans rally up behind Punk and he circles with Starks. They tie up, Punk headlocks, but Starks powers up and out. Punk runs Starks over, then things speed up. Punk turns hip toss into hip toss! Starks bails out and Steamboat shrugs. Smith wants Starks back in the ring, and Punk holds the ropes open, just like in the Owen Hart Cup match. Starks goes around the way, paces on the apron, and fans duel now, “Let’s Go, Ricky!” “C M PUNK!” Starks and Punk reset, circle, and they tie up again. Starks goes for a leg and he powers Punk to a corner.
Smith counts the ropebreak, Starks lets off then eggs Punk on. They circle, knuckle lock, and Punk wrenches to a wristlock. Starks wrenches back, wristlocks and has Punk on his knees. Punk rolls, trips Starks, then pushes to a cover, ONE! Punk clamps onto an arm but Starks endures. Starks fights up, pushes his forearm into Punk’s face then whips Punk away. But Punk runs him over! Fans fire up as Punk mocks Starks’ pose! Punk then goes up the corner, poses like Starks again, then kisses his biceps. Starks scowls, Punk hops down and resets with him. They tie up, Starks waistlocks, but Punk fights the lift.
Punk wrenches, headlocks, but Starks powers out. Punk runs him over again! They keep moving, Starks arm-drags Punk! Then again! Punk bails out and Starks strikes his pose. Fans fire up and Steamboat admits, those were good arm-drags. Starks then copies Punk’s X arms pose! And the night-night, too! Punk smirks and he returns to the apron, but Starks holds the ropes open. Punk goes around the corner like Starks did and steps in on his own. Fans rally up as the two circle again. They approach, and Starks kicks low! Starks CLUBS Punk on the neck! And CHOPS! Starks CHOPS again! And then fires body shots!
Smith counts, Starks lets off at 4, and apologizes. But then he stomps Punk! Starks drags Punk up to bump off buckles, and then he brings Punk around to knee low! Starks reels Punk in, Canadian Rack, but Punk slips off! Kick and fireman’s carry! Starks slips off, shoves, but Punk holds ropes. Starks clotheslines Punk and himself out of the ring! Fans fire up while both men are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Steamboat checks both guys, they seem okay to continue, sot he ring count starts. Starks and Punk get up and in at the same time, and then Starks storms up on Punk. Starks kicks, but Punk CHOPS! Punk brings Starks up again to CHOP, and then stands Starks back up for another CHOP! Fans rally up, but Starks turns things around to CHOP, and CHOP, and CHOPS again! Punk flops down in the corner and Smith counts. Starks stands on Punk’s neck! The ref counts, Starks lets off, and he drags Punk back up. Starks wrenches, YANKS the arm, and then YANKS again! Punk wrenches in return but Starks wrenches again!
Punk powers Starks to a corner, RAMS into him, and then whips corner to corner hard! Starks falls in a heap and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Starks goes to a corner. Punk is after him, and smothers him in the corner! Smith counts, Steamboat also reprimands, and Punk lets off at 4. Starks is mad, he shoves Punk, but Punk shoves him back! Starks says Punk got him in the eye! And then he almost pokes Punk in his eye! Punk SLAPS Starks, so Starks SLAPS back! Fans fire up as the two tie up and go around! Starks fires off furious fists in the corner! The fans fire up but Smith reprimands. Starks lets off, but then Punk turns it around to give back those fast hands! Smith counts, Punks its Starks down, but then lets off at 4.
Smith tells Punk to listen to him, but then Starks SLAPS and runs away! Starks is on the outside, Punk storms up to ropes, but Starks drags him out. But then Punk RAMS Starks into railing! Starks tumbles into the crowd! Fans help Starks back up and over, but Punk is right on him with forearms! Smith and Steamboat reprimand the ground ‘n’ pound, but Punk keeps going! Steamboat drags Punk away from Starks! Steamboat tells Punk he was gonna keep this fair and clean, so that means Punk needs to get in the ring. Punk does as told, and he has Starks in a corner again. Punk CHOPS, then he climbs up top!
Punk rains down fists and fans count along! Starks stops Punk at five to hang him out to dry! Punk flops to the apron, and Starks baseball slide dropkicks Punk to the floor! Steamboat checks Punk but Starks storms out after the “champ.” Fans rally and duel again, Starks blows his fans a kiss. Starks drags Punk up and puts him in the ring. Punk flounders, reaches out, but Starks pushes him over! Cover, TWO! Starks drags Punk up, whips him to ropes, and CLOBBERS him! Starks goes up a corner, Punk stands up, into the FLYING AX HANDLE! Starks looks at Steamboat, that was another shoutout! Cover, ONE!!
Starks clamps onto Punk, chinlock to waistlock. Starks leans on the rear bearhug, Punk endures, and fans rally up! Punk fights to his feet, throws elbows, but Starks CLUBS Punk on the back! Starks whips Punk to a corner hard and Punk falls back! Starks goes to the ropes to springboard STOMP! Starks digs his heel into the ribs, and then says it’s clobbering time! Starks mocks Punk, whips Punk hard into another corner, and Punk drops to his knees! Starks mocks Punk, digs his knee into him and has him in the corner. Smith has Starks let off, and Starks brings Punk up to wrench and whip. But Punk goes up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO!
Punk goes to the apron, Starks storms over but Punk RAMS into him! Punk slingshot sunset flips, but Starks holds ropes! Steamboat points it out, Smith counts, so Starks lets go and steps around to drop an elbow! Cover while Starks stares down Steamboat, TWO! Starks makes sure Steamboat approves while he drags Punk up. Fans rally and duel again as we go back to picture in picture.
Starks drags Punk up, brings him around, and KNEES low, to then CLUB him on the back! Starks wrenches and brings Punk to a corner. Starks climbs up, and tightrope walks for his take on Old School! Down goes Punk, and Starks strikes his pose again. Starks drags Punk to a cover, TWO! Starks drags Punk into an armlock, Punk resists but Starks throws body shots, for the GROUND COBRA! Punk endures, even as Starks chinbars to really twist and push Punk’s neck! Fans rally, but then Starks pushes Punk down to SPLASH, but onto knees! Punk saves himself, then CHOPS Starks! And CHOPS again! And CHOPS again!
Starks staggers into a fireman’s carry! But Starks sunset flips, TWO! Punk stands up, into a LARIAT from Starks! Cover, TWO! Starks is annoyed but he hobbles up and fans rally up. Starks goes to a corner, climbs, but Punk ROCKS him first! Punk throws hands as Collision returns to single picture! Fans rally, Punk climbs, and Punk CLUBS Starks on the back! Punk brings Starks up, and to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX!! Punk crawls over to Starks, fans rally and duel, and Punk pushes Starks over to cover, TWO!! Starks survives and fans fire up again! Punk grows a bit frustrated, but he and Starks rise.
Starks swings, Punk DECKS him! Starks tries again, Punk DECKS him again! Punk JABS, JABS, JABS, and then swings, to DECK Starks again! Punk whips and LEG LARIATS! Then he spins Starks for a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up and Starks goes to a corner. Punk runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Starks is tougher than that but Punk grits his teeth. Punk goes to a corner, and he climbs up top! MACHO ELBOW then Starks stands to make it a SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, TWO!!! Punk gets Starks with a fireman’s carry but Starks sunset flips! Punk sits on it, TWO!!!
Starks escapes to a corner, Punk brings his kneepad down! Punk runs in to SHINING- NO, Starks blocks! To LAST RIDE POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!? Punk survives and no one can believe it! Starks is furious, and he drags Punk to a corner. Starks goes up, has the wrist again, but Punk yanks Starks off the top rope! Starks slips free to POST Punk! Punk flounders out of the corner, but he jumps the spear! Starks hits buckles! Roll-up, TWO!! ROUNDHOUSE!! Cover, TWO!!! Starks survives and Punk cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” and Punk thinks on what he must do to finish this!
Punk drags Starks up, brings him around, and gets Starks up, but Starks fights the driver! To Alabama SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!! Punk survives and fans are thunderous! Starks scowls, drags Punk up, Canadian Racks, but Punk slips out! The forearm start flying, Starks headlocks but Punk shoves free. Punk then drops and Starks runs Stephon Smith over!! Fans freak out and Steamboat checks on Smith. Punk rises, Starks trips him and high stacks, feet on the ropes! But Steamboat swats the feet away! Fans cheer The Dragon doing his job! Starks is furious but what’d he think would happen? Punk rolls Starks up, Steamboat counts it! PUNK WINS!!
Winner: CM Punk, by pinfall (still “Real” AEW World Champion)
Starks cannot believe it! But Steamboat says it himself, what’d he expect would happen? The Dragon keeps Starks from cheating Punk out of his “real” world championship, and then raises Punk’s hand in victory. Steamboat gives Punk the belt, and Punk bows in respect. But then Starks shoves Steamboat into Punk! Punk falls to the floor, and Starks beats up on Steamboat! Starks takes Steamboat’s own belt and LASHES him with it! Fans boo but then Punk gets up! Only for Starks to BLAST him back down! Sore loser Starks is whipping Steamboat again and again, until Punk gets back in with a steel chair!
Starks runs away, keeping Steamboat’s belt since he doesn’t have Punk’s. Fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but Starks says up theirs. Wait, he storms back up to the ring? Punk dares him to, chair in hand! Starks runs so Punk chases him, and CHUCKS that chair! Starks avoids getting hit, and runs off into the night! Has Starks become the Absolute worst in AEW? How will Punk be able to focus on next week’s Trios Championship match after his respected mentor got hurt on his watch?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, probably one of the best in its short history, and what a surprise that it threw in the Trios titles on top of the other titles. Unless you consider this was up against WWE SummerSlam. But that aside, still great matches, even Joe’s insanely fast squash win. Joe has momentum in regards to his ROH story but also going towards All In now that he’s called out Punk. Joe VS Punk at All In is going to be awesome stuff, the Wembley crowd is gonna eat that up. Punk VS Starks in tonight’s main event was also awesome stuff, especially with how their character work was getting the fans all worked up and even more into this, as well as some references to Steamboat’s career.
And the finish played out about how I figured: Steamboat would see Starks cheat, stop the cheat, and then it’d be up to Steamboat to count the cover. Punk wins, Starks gets major Heel heat going after Steamboat, this could be a big moment in Starks’ newest Heel run that sends him towards other titles. FTR has a great tag match with Bill & Brian, especially with Greenville 100% behind FTR. Great win for FTR, and really good promo from FTR to call out the Bucks for All In, and wow, it’s almost like AEW remembered they gotta give us the matches for All In before All In gets here.
Great Trios title match for it being outta nowhere, and just as I was wondering where Big Shotty Lee Johnson has been, he gets to be part of this match. The stipulation they chose was redundant, though, because Best Friends banned Julia Hart from ringside in the very first Open House Rules title match. But whatever, the challengers were of course losing. But next week, CMFTR just getting a Trios title shot is wild, that match is going to be great, and I just hope something creative is given to us for the stipulation. FTR VS Bucks at All In could go either way but we all know it’ll be awesome.
Really good stuff from Bullet Club Gold tonight, from their really goofy promo backstage with Schiavone to the Gunns being rowdy on commentary during White VS Metalik. White gets a good win off Metalik, and now with the Gunns on the team, White can shift to being the world title guy, Juice can be midcard title guy, Gunns can be tag title guys, and then Juice & Gunns can be trios guys. Golden Bullet Club Gold may not be very likely given all the other great names in title stories, but hey, it’s about them at least trying for it, not actually accomplishing it. And speaking of gold, I would hope QT’s opportunity for Hobbs is for a title, or else Hobbs is going to finally crush QT once and for all. With Best Friends down in that Triple Threat feud, Hobbs VS Cassidy for International title makes sense to me.
And speaking of titles, great promo from Christian Cage and I guess his real-life daughter to call out Darby. Great gag of Christian being so two-faced to even his own family while insulting Darby Allin & Nick Wayne. If we don’t get Darby & Nick/Sting VS Fox & Swerve, we definitely need Darby & Nick/Sting VS Christian & Luchasaurus, then we get Darby VS Christian for the TNT title at All Out rather than All In, because it just feels like the build needs more room to breathe before having the blowoff. Really good promo from Toni Storm to show how she’s dealing with not being a champion, and decent promo from Anna Jay as she’s about to challenge Shida. Shida will still be champion, but Anna is gonna be more focused on the JAS stuff anyway.
Great TBS Championship match from Kris VS Mercedes, and of course Kris retains. And therefore, of course Mercedes beats her down after. Nice swerve on Diamante showing up. She’s being Face in ROH against Athena, but she’s still Heel in AEW because she wants a Face’s title. But now this was a good save from Willow that wasn’t redundant. Willow & Kris VS Mercedes & Diamante is happening, though not sure to what end, unless we get a Fatal 4 Way for All In/All Out. Which I guess is fine, because if they aren’t going to do more matches/stories in the division, then having more women per matches/stories is the next best thing.
My Score: 8.9/10
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FTR isn’t done with The Death Riders yet!
Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look to avenge the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express by taking on Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta in a Midsouth Street Fight! Will the #TopGuys get one on the AEW World Champion and his sidekick?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Samoa Joe & Hook VS Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian w/ The Patriarchy; Joe & Hook win.
- The Beast Mortos VS Adam Priest; Mortos wins.
- Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS Rush w/ Dralistico; Rush wins.
- Chris Jericho & Bryan Keith w/ “Big Bill” Morrissey VS The Outrunners; Jericho & Keith win.
- Harley Cameron VS Taya Valkyrie; Harley wins.
- AEW TNT Championship Triple Threat: Daniel Garcia VS Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor; Garcia wins and retains the title.
- Megan Bayne VS Hyena Hera; Bayne wins.
- Midsouth Street Fight: FTR VS Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta; FTR wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Samoa Joe & Hook VS Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian w/ The Patriarchy!
The Samoan Submission Machine made his return with Homecoming last week, and he easily put The Patriarchy’s Prodigy in his place! But now, he and the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil look to manhandle both of Christian Cage’s “sons.” Will Nick & Kip pay for the sins of their father figure?
The teams sort out and Hook starts against Nick. The bell rings, the fans rally behind “HOOK! HOOK!” while he and Nick circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Nick uses his height for leverage. Nick puts Hook in a corner, scuffs him with forearms to the face, then eggs Hook on. The fans boo but Hook stays cool. Hook and Nick reset, tie up, and Hook wrenches to a hammerlock. Hook headlocks, hammerlocks, headlocks again, and hits the takeover! Nick keeps his shoulders up, rolls Hook away, then kicks low. Nick headlocks back but Hook powers up and out. Nick runs Hook over, then flexes. The fans boo but Nick drags Hook up.
Hook gets under Nick to hit an EXPLODER! Tag to Joe and the fans fire up! Joe grins as he brings Nick up, but Nick scrambles away! Tag to Kip and Mr. Superbad eggs Joe on. They tie up, Joe powers Kip to a corner, but the ref has to back him up. Kip gets a sucker punch in! Kip fires off, then whips, but Joe reverses. Joe runs in, Kip slips out to then GAMANGIRI! Kip springboards, trips up a bit, but Joe still casually steps aside for Kip to belly flop. Joe then SENTONS! Kip sputters, Joe drags him up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Hook, and Joe whips Kip to a corner. Hook runs in to CLOBBER Kip! Joe adds a BACK ELBOW, then PELE!
The fans fire up, Christian is upset, but Hook covers, TWO! Hook drags Kip up, clinches, but Kip fires elbows. Kip spins things around to whip Hook, and Nick gets a shot in! The ref reprimands, Hook takes a swing, but Nick runs away. Kip runs up but Hook fires fists first! Hook runs, but Nick trip shim up! The ref reprimands but Kip hauls Hook up, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, but Joe distracts the ref! The fans cheer but The Patriarchy is upset! Turnabout is fair play, though. Kip puts Hook in a corner, stomps him, then tags Nick. Nick stomps Hook, digs his knee in, but steps off as the ref counts.
Nick argues with the ref, talks trash on Joe, and that lets Kip CHOKE Hook! The fans boo, Nick gets a shot in, but then the ref reprimands. Kip claims he was stretching his legs! Nick snapmares Hook for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Hook is still in this but Nick is still cocky. Nick taunts Hook to go reach for Hook, then he whips Hook to the corner. Hook slumps down, Nick tags Kip, and The Patriarchy boys mug Hook. Kip fires a forearm, then brings Hook out to scoop and SLAM! Kip flexes, the fans boo, but Hook crawls. Kip kicks Hook, brings him over to the corner, then tags in Nick. They mug Hook some more, then snapmares Hook to rain down fists!
Nick clamps onto Hook with a seated Cobra Twist! The fans rally up while Hook endures, and Hook slips his arms free. Hook fires body shots, then runs, but Nick ELBOWS him down! The fans boo but Nick taunts Joe. Cover, TWO! Hook is tougher than that, but Nick stands him up for haymakers. Nick tags Kip, they mug Hook even more, and the fans boo. Kip brings Hook around to snapmare and chinlock. Hook endures again as Kip thrashes Hook around. The fans rally, Hook fights up, but Nick tags in. The Patriarchy continues to mug Hook, then Kip tags back in. But Hook fires body shots on them both!
Kip kicks low, he and Nick double whip, atomic drop and UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Nick keeps Hook down, brings him up, and whips him to the corner. Nick runs in and UPPERCUTS, then tag to Kip! Kip taunts Joe, runs in at Hook, CANNONBALL! Tag back to Nick and they hook Kip, DOUBLE FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and Nick grows frustrated. Joe coaches Hook up, the fans rally, but Nick kicks and stomps Hook around. Nick brings Hook up, but Hook clinches! TAZ PLEX!! The fans fire up while both men are down! Hook and Nick crawl, hot tags to Kip and Joe! The fans fire up as Joe rallies with elbows and forearms!
Joe TOSSES Nick out, then CHOPS away on Kip! Joe whips Kip corner to corner, runs in, but Kip dodges! Kip returns, but into the URENAGE! Joe hauls Kip back up, puts him on the top rope, and then tucks him in! The fans fire up for the MUSCLE BUSTER! Cover, Joe & Hook win!
Winners: Samoa Joe & Hook, by pinfall
And with that, this duo stays undefeated! But then Christian & Nick attack from behind! Christian even uses the Casino Gauntlet contract clipboard to beat Joe down! Then they mug Hook! Christian puts Joe’s head against the metal folder, and then STOMPS him on it!! The fans boo as Christian holds up the even-further dented folder up in his hands. Will no one stop The Patriarchy from becoming the reigning, defending, undisputed next AEW World Champion?
Adam Copeland speaks.
“So what’s your plan, Moxley? I don’t know. Our audience doesn’t know. Everyone seems to be confused. Hell, I don’t think you know. I think you’re one of those guys who just likes to shout at clouds and look around and blame everyone else. You’re a malcontent. I’ve met a lot of malcontents over the years and they all annoy me. Because they bitch and whine and moan and piss and complain about how this needs change, that needs change. But they refuse to look in the mirror and realize they’re the recurring theme. So Moxley, can you do that? Can you do that, kid? Can you look in a mirror and realize you’re the one that always seems to be here?
“You took the AEW World Heavyweight Championship, you hid it in a briefcase, while we started streaming on a new network. Rocket science, pal. Great idea. Let’s keep doing that. You call me a relic, and here’s the thing, even when I was a young gun, I always respected the generation before me, because I knew that generation before me busted their ass, rode up and down the road, spent time away from their family, battled through injury. Guys like Harley Race, Roddy Piper, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, who you Con-chair-to’d last week. Those guys worked that hard to make it better for guys like me.
“And while I was wrestling 200 times a year, every year, and you were wrestling in backyards with purple hair, watching everything I did, guess what? Me and many like me made it better for your generation. MY generation did that! Guaranteed contracts, less dates? That’s because of US! But you don’t respect it because you’re entitled. So here’s the thing, Mox. That AEW World Heavyweight Championship, it is the most important thing in this industry, and you wanna hide it away? That’s gonna change. Cuz I’m gonna beat you up. I’m gonna hurt you.
“When you’re a relic getting out of bed at 65 and you can barely, barely make it out, and your daughter looks up and you and asks, ‘Dad, what’s wrong?’ It’s gonna be because of me. So here it is, Moxley. For the first time ever, one on one, March 9th, Los Angeles, Revolution! Cope VS Mox for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship! Step up and accept, kid.” The challenge has been made, is Revolution about to be Rated R?
The Beast Mortos VS Adam Priest!
The menacing minotaur has been putting in the hard work, chasing after gold but is still just outside the picture. Will this be the night Mortos makes it out of the labyrinth and to the mountaintop? Or will he be exorcised by Alabama’s Priest?
The bell rings, Mortos runs right up and runs Priest right over! Then runs him over again! Then SMACKS him to a corner! Mortos whips Priest to a corner but Priest BOOTS in return! Priest CHOPS and fires forearms on repeat! But Mortos grabs him with both hands, whips him to ropes, then POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him! The fans fire up with Mortos, then he DISCUS LARIATS! Mortos isn’t done, he pump handles and PILEDRIVERS!! Cover, Mortos wins!
Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall
Fast and furious, Mortos sent Priest to #DestinationHellHole! Will Mortos’ next destination be- Wait, what? Max Caster is making his entrance? New theme song now that he’s no longer Acclaimed, Platinum Max is ruining Mortos’ time to shine. Caster has a mic to tell Huntsville that they are lookin’ live at the Best Wrestler Alive! Caster wants Mortos to calm down. Mortos did a great job just now! But he would never stand a chance against the Best Wrestler Alive, Platinum Max! So he will show us how it’s done. This is the first match in his Open Challenge series, but no no no, he doesn’t want to fight Mortos.
Caster doesn’t know who’s gonna walk out here, who he’s gonna beat today, but we find out one thing: We find who can survive the Best Wrestler Alive! Now get out of HIS ring! Mortos stands down, and Caster brings in his Louis Vuitton bag. Wait, RUSH is here!? La Faccion Ingoberable is reunited as a former ROH World Champion accepts the challenge! Is Platinum Max about to end up black ‘n’ blue at the hands of El Toro Blanco?
Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS Rush w/ Dralistico!
The bell rings and the fans rally for Rush. Caster is wary, but he wants to show respect with an Ingobernable fist bump. Rush says nope! He rushes up, Caster dodges, but Rush comes back with a SUPERMAN FOREARM! Rush then CHOPS Caster, stomps away in the corner, then stands on Caster’s shoulders! The ref counts, Rush drags Caster up to whip him corner to corner and SPLASH! Rush sits Caster down again to stomp away! Rush scuffs Caster, runs corner to corner, then “If you mess with the bull… YOU GET THE HORNS!” BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!
Winner: Rush, by pinfall
Best Wrestler Alive? Caster may want to rethink that nickname. LFI stands tall together, and Rush grabs a mic to say cut the music! And Huntsville, be quiet, because El Toro Blanco has arrived, perros! MORTOS! What’s up with him? This is all he’s done while Rush has been away?! Remember, they are familia! Remember that when you mess with the bull, you get the horns! No, no, Huntsville, louder! If you mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS!! Rush y Dralistico want Mortos to get even more dangerous, will LFI soon stampede all over AEW?
Backstage interview with The Outrunners.
Lexy Nair is with Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd and notes we are just moments away from seeing them face The Learning Tree. Jericho has vowed vengeance on them after that defeat in Maximum Carnage’s 12 Man Tag. Truth says it is time for the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Because the truth is, Jericho, you’ve been running your mouth, campaigning for an ass whooping! Guess what? The votes are in, and Jericho’s about to get elected! Turbo says you know what they say about revenge! If you’re looking for it, you might as well dig two graves! And as Turbo sees it, it is as easy as this: A B C, 1-2-3, Outrunners on top! Learning Tree taking the Total Recall!
Because Truth, Lexy, if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you haven’t seen nothing yet! The Youngest Men are all fired up, but will The Nueve & Bad Apple spoil their fun?
Chris Jericho & Bryan Keith w/ “Big Bill” Morrissey VS The Outrunners!
The teams sort out, and Truth starts against the ROH World Champion. The fans rally, Jericho tries to make it like it’s for him, and then he pokes Truth in the eyes! The ref reprimands, but Jericho CHOPS Truth in a corner. And CHOPS him again! Jericho says, “Hi, guys~!” then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Jericho fires up, the fans boo, but Truth CHOPS in return! The fans cheer as Truth CHOPS and CHOPS, but Jericho CLAWS Truth’s eyes! Jericho whips corner to corner, runs up, but into a BOOT! Truth runs up and LARIATS Jericho down! Truth headlocks, Jericho powers up and out, but Turbo tags in!
Truth KICKS Jericho, Turbo hoists Jericho up for a Manhattan drop! Truth gives Jericho an atomic drop! Keith runs in, he gets a DOUBLE ATOMIC DROP, and he stumbles into Jericho! The fans cheer as Turbo tags Truth, and the Outrunners whip Jericho. Jericho stops the double hip toss! Keith runs up, The Outrunners use Jericho to BACKDROP him! Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS after all! The fans cheer as Turbo then LARIATS Keith up and out! Jericho runs in, but Truth DUMPS Jericho out of the ring! The fans cheer as The Outrunners spin and flex. Big Bill checks his guys, but Truth goes out to CHOP Jericho!
Truth puts Jericho in, the fans cheer more, but Jericho distracts the ref so Bill can BOOT Truth down! The fans boo but The Redwood gets away with that, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Jericho waves to Huntsville again, then stomps Truth as he gets in the ring. Jericho kicks Truth to a corner, grabs the legs, and he ROPE GUILLOTINES Truth with the catapult! Truth sputters but Jericho brings him around to tag Keith. They mug Truth, and Keith CLAWS Truth’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Keith DECKS Truth! Truth reaches out blindly, ends up in an open corner, but Keith CHOPS him! Truth sputters against ropes, but he CHOPS in return! Keith ROCKS Truth, Truth stumbles, and Keith brings him up. Keith clinches but Truth fires elbows! Keith still hits an EXPLODER! Keith covers, TWO!
Truth grits his teeth while Keith complains about the count. Keith brings Truth over, tags Jericho, and they mug Truth in the corner. Jericho CHOKES Truth against ropes, the ref counts, and Jericho lets off at 4. Bill gets a cheap shot in! And so does Keith! Turbo protests but there’s nothing he can do! Jericho mocks the fans that he can’t hear them, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns as Keith anchors Truth’s legs! Keith drags Truth back, Truth kicks him away, Keith tags Jericho, and Truth hot tags Turbo! The fans fire up as Turbo rallies with big haymakers! Turbo scoops Jericho to SLAM him! Then he scoops Keith to SLAM him! Turbo scoops Truth to SLAM him onto Keith! Then he and Truth wind it up, “Turbo Floyd! You sonova-” NO, Keith CLOBBERS Truth! Turbo TOSSES Keith, goes back for Jericho, but Jericho trips him! Jericho turns Turbo, for the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo but Turbo endures, even as Jericho sits deep! Turbo powers up as the fans rally, and he turns back over!
Turbo throws hands from below, KICKS Jericho away, Keith tags in! Keith BOOTS Turbo down, but Truth DROPKICKS Keith! Jericho is back up, he goes up and “Hi, Guys~!” RANA! But Turbo kicks Jericho to suplex and SLAM! The fans fire up but Keith is back! Turbo scoops and SLAMS him next to Jericho! And now Truth says, “Turbo Floyd! You sonova b*tch!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up as Keith flounders up, into the scoop and TOTAL- NO, Bill trips Truth! Bill TOSSES Truth, Keith cradles Turbo, LEARNING TREE WINS!
Winners: Chris Jericho & Bryan Keith, by pinfall
And then Bill CLOBBERS Turbo for the hell of it! The fans boo, but The Redwood rains down fists on Turbo! Truth returns to go after Bill, but Bill KNEES him down! Bill puts Truth in a corner and he throws more hands! Bill digs his boots in, but Turbo is up! Bill RAMS Turbo to a corner, SPLASHES Truth in the other, and then SPLASHES Turbo again! Bill just keeps handing out SPLASH after SPLASH! Bill’s shirt says it, he is “Too Much Man” for The Outrunners. But now Keith puts a table in for Bill! The Learning Tree sets that table up, then they bring Truth up. Truth fights back, but Bill DECKS him!
Keith serves Turbo up to Bill, then brings Truth into it! WAIT! BANDIDO is here! The Most Wanted is back after that bit of a hiccup in New York! Bandido runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill to then DUMP Bill out! The fans fire up as Bandido WRECKS Bill with a dropkick, and goes up the corner! TORNILLO QUEBRADA on Jericho! But now Keith attacks! The fans boo, but Keith whips. Bandido reverses and POPS Keith right into a military press! Bandido THROWS Keith down through the table! The fans fire up as Bandido is back, back again! But will he look to take the ROH World Championship from The Nueve?
AEW hears from Kyle Fletcher and Mark Briscoe.
The Aussie Arrow says, “AEW is on the road to Grand Slam: Australia. But before we get there, there is one wrong I would like to right.” The Sussex County Chicken says he came out of 2024 “on fire, baby. Got three wins in the Continental Classic, one of those being Kyle Fletcher.” Kyle says if not for that fluke, he would’ve been undefeated in Blue League! Mark says all he’s hearing is that it was a fluke. Kyle says if there were no time limit or points on the line, that victory would never have happened. Mark says he beat Kyle in December, he can beat his ass in January, February, March, April, and so on!
Kyle will prove he has no ceiling and why he is the future of this industry! Kyle hopes Mark brings his best, because there will be no repeat. Next week, Collision in Houston, will The Protostar be able to #ManUp and take Briscoe down?
Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.
Lexy is now with The Rainmaker, and says after his AEW Homecoming victory against Komander, what is next for the Continental Champion? Okada thinks, but Buddy Matthews laughs as he walks over. Okada asks what’s so funny, and Buddy says what’s funny is that Okada calls himself a champion when he is too afraid to defend that title. As Okada can see, there’s no Brody King or Julia Hart here, so they can settle their issue right now. Okada laughs now, and says nope. Buddy doesn’t deserve it! Buddy knew Okada would say that. So then, Okada’s still a b*tch. Buddy leaves, Okada again says, “I NO B*TCH!” Okada sees Lexy is still here, and reiterates, “I no b*tch…”
But then, will The Rainmaker put up that title as a fighting champion? Or will he keep avoiding fights he might lose?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
While Buddy wants his shot at Okada and the Continental Championship, he and Brody King will be facing Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita in a tag match! Could the #HoundsofHell earn themselves other golden opportunities? Or will the Aussie Arrow & Alpha International Champion be rolling through Atlanta? And speaking of The Don Callis Family, Will Ospreay is going to be facing the newest member of the Family! But who joined Callis’s crew? We find out on Wednesday!
Harley Cameron VS Taya Valkyrie!
The wild Aussie wants her shot at TBS Champion, Mercedes Mone, but in all fairness, she needs to actually win on AEW TV. Will tonight be that night? Or will Taya prove Harley is NOT #TVReady?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley, but Taya DROPKICKS her right down! The fans boo but Taya stomps away in the corner! The ref counts, Taya stops to soak up heat, then she stands on Harley! The ref counts, Taya goes corner to corner, METEORA! Taya drags Harley to a cover, ONE!! Harley shows her toughness, but Taya KICKS Harley around. Taya bumps Harley off buckles, CHOPS her, and Deonna is pleased as she watches backstage. Taya whips Harley, but Harley wheelbarrows to arm-drag!
Harley then arm-drags again, runs in at the corner, only for Taya to put her on the apron. Harley ROUNDHOUSES in return, then jumps in, dodges Taya, and comes back with an ENZIGIRI! Taya drops down, Harley covers, TWO! The fans rally for Harley and she brings Taya up. Harley knees low, CLUBS Taya, then whips. Taya reverses, runs up, but Harley ELBOWS her away! Harley BOOTS Taya, Taya comes bac, but Harley trips her up! Taya hits buckles, Harley comes back, but Taya stops the tiger feint! Taya grins, keeps Harley in the ropes, and KICKS her! Taya then runs to SLIDING GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Collision goes picture in picture.
Taya drags Harley to the apron, CLUBS away on her, but stops as the ref counts. Taya then hits a DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the floor! Taya grins a sadistic smile, then soaks up the heat. Taya stalks Harley, POSTS her, then refreshes the count. Taya pushes Harley into the ring, sits her up, then runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this but Taya stays on her with a KNEE to the back! And another! And another! Taya clamps on a dragon sleeper, throws down some elbows, then cranks on the hold! Harley fights up, fires body shots, but Taya LARIATS her down! Taya grins, then stomps Harley’s legs, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Harley has Taya reeling! The fans fire up and Harley runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Taya survives, and Harley grits her teeth. Harley has a bloody nose but she fires forearms on Taya. Harley puts Taya up top while fans chant, “FEEL THE WRATH!” Harley climbs, but Taya fires body shots! Taya slips under Harley and brings her off the corner! SITOUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Harley survives and Taya is furious! Taya drags Harley up, underhooks, but Harley wrenches out to kick low! Harley reels Taya in, for a DESTROYER!! Taya is dazed, Harley pushes Taya to a cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up with Harley and she hurries to a corner. Harley climbs, steadies herself, and then SWANTON FLOPS as Taya moves! Taya runs up to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Ghost pin, HARLEY WINS!!!
Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall
Deonna is furious! Her sidekick just lost to Harley Cameron! Harley is all fired up for her first-ever televised victory, has she made that breakthrough to the next level?
Exclusive interview with Ricochet.
Renee Paquette sits down with The One & Only, as promised on Dynamite. She brings up how, many times now, he has said there are a lot of things he wants to get off his chest. This is the formal setting he wanted, so what is going on? Ricochet says for the past five YEARS, all he has heard from fans all over the world is that AEW is where Ricochet should be. AEW is where the best wrestle, and this is where Ricochet belongs. Honestly, he heard all of that, saw all the stuff online, and he agreed! He also felt AEW is where he belonged. But he sat back and watched from afar, silently, as he saw the guys he traveled the world with go on to do amazing things here.
Kenny Omega, Will Ospreay, The Young Bucks, and even Swerve Strickland. Ricochet knew this is the place to be, the fans agreed. But then what happened? What happened the moment Ricochet got here? All those same fans that lit up his Twitter and Instagram with messages about how he belonged here, they turned their backs on him! Ricochet is THE most innovative wrestler on this planet, and they told him otherwise! He beat their “white knight,” Will Ospreay clean in the middle of the ring. What happened? The fans showered him with toilet paper!
And then on top of that, Swerve, a man Ricochet’s known for 15 years, never seen eye to eye with, a man who was champion the day Ricochet signed here, thought it was cute to mock Ricochet and join in with the mocking. Look what happened to him. Swerve calls himself a man of the people, and that’s fine. Because that is what Ricochet saw when he drove the scissors into the middle of Swerve’s forehead. That attack wasn’t just for Swerve. That was for everybody! Everyone who stood behind Swerve, who sat in the audience, thinking it was okay to mock and embarrass Ricochet! That won’t happen anymore!
Wait! Swerve is here! Swerve says he could end Ricochet’s whole life right now, but he’d be upsetting a lot of people in Atlanta. Swerve tells Renee he can take it from here. Renee excuses herself, and Swerve sits down with Ricochet. If “Trevor” wants to talk, let’s talk! Ricochet is right. Swerve, Ricochet, they don’t see eye to eye. Never have, probably never will. This goes all the way back to Lucha Underground and CZW. In fact, Swerve will never forget the day Ricochet announced he was a free agent. Swerve said not to bring Trevor Mann here. Because AEW has a special gift at exposing people for who they are and what they’re all about.
Ricochet pretended to be a superhero to the people, and they rejected him for it. Swerve was openly the villain, and he go tall the respect for it. In less than a week, in Atlanta, Georgia, Swerve shows Ricochet that there are levels to this. This isn’t gonna be an athletic exhibition or a showcase of innovators. It will be a fight, and Ricochet cannot win in a fight against AEW’s most dangerous man. Ricochet says Swerve is right: Ricochet isn’t good at pretending. Ricochet isn’t good at acting or “cutting a promo” on something he doesn’t believe in, and yeah, the fans could see that every single time that Ricochet pretended to give a damn about what they thought.
Because to be honest, Ricochet never has, and never will. Swerve says he’s the most dangerous man, but ever since Hangman snatched his grill, Ricochet’s not felt a single thing from Swerve. Swerve gets right up in Ricochet’s face, holding Ricochet’s own golden scissors! But Ricochet just stands up in return. Swerve says he’ll see Ricochet in Atlanta. Swerve backs off, will these two burn it down in Hotlanta?
Toni Storm is here!
The fans cheer as Timeless Toni appears on stage, mic in hand. “Behold! I am Timeless Toni Storm. And I’m here to make a confession. For the last six weeks, I have been playing the role of Toni Storm. I know. I know. But the young girl in the red shorts, that was actually me. And I know that none of you realized this, because by GAWD I’m good! But you all bore witness to my metamorphosis! Thank you, thank you. But I didn’t do this for you. I did this for myself. You see, when Mariah May broke my heart, and took everything, I was so embarrassed and so ashamed, that I had to run away from myself.
“And then I realized that the only way out was through the fire. So I rebuilt myself from the ground up, just to look you in the eye. And you know what I saw? Everything I needed to see. Mariah May, you **** faced fraud. You shambolic b*tch!! I’m going to doom your bloody womb. You don’t think I’m real? Darling, it doesn’t get much realer than me! For I am Timeless, TIMELESS, Toni Storm! And your time is OVER!” The fans cheer and Toni takes a bow. We have but two weeks left, is Australia ready? Is AEW ready? Is the WORLD ready for the sequel we never thought we’d get?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the wild Aussie and brings up how Harley claims Mercedes Mone wanted to speak with her, but Renee was sure Mone isn’t here. They still knock on her dressing room door, but Harley says oh but she IS here! Harley brings out a Mercedes Mone MUPPET?! “Say hello to your C E O!” Harley’s ventriloquism is on display as she has Muppet Mone tell her that she’s had a change of heart. She has? Yes! She wants to wrestle Harley. Really? Yes! And in Australia~! Harley asks if Muppet Mone is sure, and Muppet Mone says yes! Absolutely sure? Yes! She wants to FEEL THE WRATH? Yes, she wants to Feel the Wrath.
Oh! Then yes, absolutely! And now that they’re friends, Harley can probably do something like… use her locker room? Sure! And help herself to whatever is in there? Yes, the coffee, the exotic fruit, all hers. And Mone’s assistant? Now they’re Harley’s assistant! Then let’s do the dance! C E O! C E O! But then the real Mercedes Mone walks in. Mone says this is so… cute! Harley is so entertaining! Now Mone sees why everyone loves her. But what she also sees is that behind this, behind the song ‘n’ dance, Harley is just hiding the fact she’s a loser. And losers don’t get to ride the Money Train. Now begone! Get away! She has things to do!
Mone steps into her locker room, and Muppet Mone is sad. Harley tells her chin up. But with just two weeks left, how can Harley convince Mone to give her that title shot?
AEW prepares for the TNT Championship Triple Threat.
Daniel Garcia says that whoever wants their shot at the title can come get it. Adam Cole says the Undisputed Kingdom makes another statement, courtesy of Kyle O’Reilly. But Lee Moriarty says that tonight, he shows everyone why #TAIGASTYLE is the best Pure wrestler on the planet, and the next Face of TNT. Kyle says yeah, he gets Garcia and Moriarty in a two-for-one deal. Garcia says the next 10 YEARS belong to him, but what about the title? We find out NEXT!
AEW TNT Championship Triple Threat: Daniel Garcia VS Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor!
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who walks away from this Collision with the gold!
The bell rings and the fans rally behind “DANNY! DANNY!” Garcia, Lee and Kyle feel things out, and we get a Triple Knuckle Lock. Lee kicks Kyle away to wrench Garcia, but then Kyle wrenches the other arm. Lee wrenches Kyle’s other arm, but then Garcia wrenches Lee’s other arm. Kyle goes for a facelock on Lee but Garcia puts a headlock on Kyle. Lee waistlocks Garcia but Kyle reels Lee into a Cobra Twist! Garcia wrenches Lee’s free arm, Lee slips out and around, but then Kyle facelocks Garcia! Kyle sees Lee with the waistlock so he goes to waistlock Lee. Garcia runs to the corner and brings both guys along!
Garcia goes to buck the O’Conner but it’s only Kyle that lets go. Lee goes after Kyle but Kyle trips him to a cover, ONE! Garcia trips Kyle to a cover, ONE! Lee trips Garcia, Garcia avoids the elbow drop! Lee avoids the Penalty Kick from Kyle! Kyle avoids Garcia’s back elbow, but then Garcia avoids Lee’s lariat! Lee deflects Kyle’s kick, then Garcia deflects Kyle’s kick! These three stand off and the fans fire up! Kyle, Lee and Garcia reset, feel out another knuckle lock, but then Lee KICKS Kyle! Garcia waistlocks Lee, Lee throws elbows, but Garcia sends Lee into Kyle! Kyle falls, Lee keeps moving, and Kyle stays low.
Garcia hip tosses but Lee makes that a takedown, only for Garcia to ghost pin! TWO as Kyle drags Lee into a leglock! Lee fights, Garcia finds an opening, ARMBAR on Kyle! Lee then turns things around to ARMBAR Garcia! Kyle, Garcia and Lee all fight up, and Kyle KICKS Lee down! Garcia deflects a kick to ELBOW Kyle down! The fans fire up for Garcia but Shane coaches Lee. Garcia CHOPS Lee, whips him, but Kyle KNEES Lee out of the ring! Kyle and Garcia are 1v1 now and the fans fire up. The forearms go back and forth, then Kyle runs to BOOT! Garcia rebounds to BOOT! Kyle runs, but Lee trips him!
Lee sends Kyle into railing, then hurries back in. Garcia runs up, Lee DUMPS Garcia out! Garcia clips apron, he and Kyle end up together by the barriers, and Lee builds speed! Lee DIVES and wipes them both out! The fans fire up and Lee stands on the barriers to flex while Collision goes picture in picture.
Lee drags Kyle up, UPPERCUTS him, then CLUBS him on the neck. Lee snapmares Kyle, then scrapes soles off his face! Lee steps on Garcia’s face, pulls an arm, and drags Garcia up, to send into steel steps! Garcia flounders away, Lee UPPERCUTS Kyle, then goes up to the apron. Lee stands on Kyle’s hand, then stomps it! Lee then whips Kyle, only for Kyle to reverse! Lee hits barriers and sits down. Kyle rallies the fans while he gets space, then runs in, only for Garcia to DROPKIC Lee first! Kyle says that was his shot. Garcia says oh, okay, sorry. Garcia sets Lee up for Kyle, Kyle runs, and Kyle DROPKICSK Lee!
Garcia high-fives fans, then Kyle sits Lee back up. Kyle says let’s go together! They both run up, but Shane stands in the way! Shane talks trash, then Lee DOUBLE LARIATS Kyle & Garcia! Lee is all fired up, then he drags Garcia up and into the ring. Lee stomps Garcia, then hits a NECK TWIST! Garcia writhes and goes to ropes, Lee BLASTS Kyle off the apron, then Lee hits a snap suplex on Garcia. Cover, TWO, but Lee clamps onto an arm. Lee twists the wrist then traps the arm in a modified cording hold. Garcia endures, fights up, fires body shots, then fires forearms! Garcia fires more shots, then runs, but Lee drops down.
Collision returns to single picture as Lee hits a CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO, but Lee has Garcia’s arm in a double wristlock! Garcia fights up before the Kimura is complete! They go to ropes, RAM Kyle down, then Lee wrenches. Kyle runs up on Lee, but Lee catches him, FLATLINER SOLE FOOD COMBINATION! Cover on Garcia, TWO! Cover on Kyle, TWO! Lee is frustrated but the ref defends his count. Lee grabs Garcia’s wrist, then he grabs Kyle’s wrist. Lee sits them both up to give KICK after KICK! Lee eggs them both on as he gives more KICKS! Kyle and Garcia both seethe as they stand up. They CHOP and KICK away on Lee!
The fans fire up, Lee comes back, but Kyle hits a kitchen sink knee! Garcia hits a basement DROPKCIK! Lee bails out, and now Kyle and Garcia fire forearms! The fans fire up as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster! Kyle unleashes a strike fest! Garcia avoids the leg sweep to choke grip! Kyle breaks free, Garcia CHOPS him, then SAIDOS! Lee returns to GERMAN SUPLEX Garcia! Kyle is up to AX ‘N’ SMASH Lee! But Garcia BOOTS Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee! Lee BOOTS Garcia! They all fire up, and they TRIPLE BOOT!! All three men fall and the fans are thunderous! The fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but there’s still a lot of show left.
Garcia runs in and LARIATS Lee in the corner! Garcia climbs up to rain down fists! Kyle brings Garcia down, but Garcia just adds him to it! Garcia rains down more fists, and he goes to nine before he winds up, and hits TEN! The fans fire up with Garcia, then Garcia runs to DOUBLE LARIAT! Garcia hauls Kyle up, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, Lee breaks it! Lee drags Garcia up, wrenches, hammerlocks, and NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Lee roars and the fans are torn, but Lee hauls Garcia back up. Lee suplexes, Garcia slips free and trips Lee! Garcia steps through, DRAGON TAMER! Lee endures but Garcia leans back! Kyle gets an ARMBAR!!
Kyle pulls on Garcia, brings him into a TRIANGLE HOLD, but Lee stomps Kyle! Kyle grabs that foot to have an ANKLE LOCK!! Lee kicks and kicks, and Kyle lets both Lee and Garcia go! The fans fire up as Lee and Kyle stand, Kyle steps over, KNEE LIFT, but then Lee avoids the ax kick! Backslide, TWO! Lee wrenches, spins Kyle, but they each block kicks! DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES make them both stagger! Garcia O’Conner Rolls Lee! TWO, and Shane gets a cheap shot in!! Lee rolls Garcia, TWO, but into the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Shane keeps Kyle out of the ring! The fans boo but Kyle kicks free! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down!
Kyle hurries, but Garcia shifts Lee around to a jackknife bridge! GARCIA WINS!!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
Shane tried to screw Kyle AND Garcia, but Garcia still found a way to beat Lee. Garcia and Kyle seem to want a 1v1, but Shane gets up to talk smack. Shane says if it was 1v1 for Garcia and Lee, Lee would’ve won. But now The Infantry appears! The full Shane Taylor Promotions is here, but Daddy Magic hops off commentary to get in there! Cool Hand Ange appears from the crowd, too! Now the numbers are even! Wait, THE UNDISPUTED KINGDOM shows up! Adam Cole & Roderick Strong stand with Kyle, now it’s 6v4! STP decide to stand down, for now. Tony Khan sends the word that next week in Houston, a TRIOS TRIPLE THREAT!
We will see Garcia & 2Point0 VS The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor & The Infantry! Everything is bigger in Texas, but who survives when it’s this big on Collision?
Thunder Rosa speaks.
La Mera Mera tells Penelope Ford that she likes to remember the past and think on what she has accomplished, “because that gives people hope.” Ford isn’t superbad, she just has a bad attitude. Ford thinks she’ll become a big star by taking out Rosa? Nuh-uh! That’s not going to happen! these two hands will find Ford, and that will be memorable.
Hologram is recharged.
The power is back on, and he’s ready to shine again. When and where will Hologram reboot his AEW win streak?
Megan Bayne VS Hyena Hera!
The #Megasus returned to everyone’s surprise during the first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet. And while she didn’t win, she made quite the impression on the roster. Will she win her first ever Collision? Or will Hyena Hera have the last laugh?
The bell rings and Hera storms up, only for Bayne to RAM her into a corner! And RAM her again and again! Bayne CHOPS, the fans fire up, and Bayne brings Hera around to whip corner to corner. Hera sputters in the corner, Bayne runs in, and Bayne SPLASHES Hera, to then BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! The fans rally for Bayne and she looms over Hera. Bayne drags Hera up, but Hera fires a forearm! And another! Hera runs, but into a BOOT! Bayne roars and the fans fire up! Bayne runs and LEAPING LARIATS Hera down! Bayne fires up more and the fans are with her. Bayne fireman’s carries Hera, shouts, “BOW DOWN!” and hits an F5!! Cover, Bayne wins!
Winner: Megan Bayne, by pinfall
There’s a lot of Greek and Roman mythology here as the Megasus slays Hera, but will Bayne dominate the AEW Women’s Division as a true titan of wrestling?
Lio Rush & Action Andretti speak.
The Bad Child tells Dante he should listen to his brother, Darius. “Because why would we be there last week?” They’re not there this week. Dante thinks they’ll show up because he told them to? They have better things to do. But don’t cry, they’ll be back. And when they’re back, maybe Lio takes Dante up on his challenge. Maybe. Top Flight is put on standby, how long will Lio & Action delay the inevitable?
AEW hears from Mariah May and Queen Aminata.
The Glamour says, “The return of Timeless~ Toni Storm, wrestling my first ever opponent in AEW. How poetic. How pathetic. If you’re really going to give the performance of a lifetime~, then I want a front row seat.” The Queen tells Toni not to worry about Mariah or Australia. They’ve faced off before, and Aminata promises to do better. Serena Deeb, Mariah May, everyone can watch. Because this Wednesday, the Queen is coming for Toni’s head! Will Aminata have her crowning achievement by bringing down the THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion? Or will she just be a tune-up for Toni’s homecoming in Australia?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale.
Lexy Nair is with the #BornAgainKristen and The Babe with the Power, noting that while there is a lot of history here, Kris wanted this chance to talk. What is on her mind? Kris says yes, there is a lot of history. A lot of good, a lot of bad, but most importantly, the reason Kris asked Willow here, is for forgiveness. Kris is sorry. Willow laughs in disbelief. Kris is sorry? Kris certainly has a lot she wants to say Willow, and Willow has a lot she wants to say to Kris. Willow thinks it is time she just focuses on herself. Kris says just so Willow knows, she never broke the friendship bracelet, so… Kris leaves, and that leaves Willow with a lot to think about.
Midsouth Street Fight: FTR VS Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta!
For everything The Death Riders have done to them, for everything the Death Riders did to the legendary Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look to take this old school the way Ricky Morton, Robert Gibson, and many of their rivals would! Just how brutal will the #TopGuys get with the Maniac & Decoder?
Well, no need to wait, FTR finds Moxley & Yuta in the crowd as they make their entrance! The bell rings, the brawl is on, and Huntsville is all fired up! Things move closer to the stage, FTR smacks Moxley & Yuta off barriers, but Moxley & Yuta hit back! Cash whips Yuta into barriers, then LARIATS him up and over! Cash and Yuta are ringside now but Dax CLAWS Moxley’s back! Cash CHOPS Yuta against the apron, but Moxley sends Dax into barriers! Dax uses a trash can to SMACK Moxley in the head! And then SMACK him again! Moxley flops over the barriers to go up the bleachers! Dax pursues and throws haymakers!
The fans cheer as Dax SMASHES Moxley with someone’s beer bottle! Cash brings out a ladder!? But Yuta DROPKICKS it into Cash! The fans boo as Yuta pushes the ladder out of the ring. Moxley fires forearms on Dax in return, and they start moving back to ringside. Yuta sends Cash into steel steps! Dax CLAWS Moxley’s face, Moxley CLAWS Dax’s face, then Moxley BITES Dax’s fingers! Dax BITES Moxley’s forehead! The fans fire up as these two fight like animals! Yuta talks trash on Cash while he stands on Cash’s neck! Dax SLAMS chairs on to Moxley! Yuta pulls the padding off a turnbuckle’s crossbar!
Yuta POSTS Cash, brings him up, but Dax TOSSES Moxley to ringside. Dax keeps after Moxley while Yuta scoops and SLAMS Cash on the ladder! Moxley body shots Dax, then sends him into steel steps! Moxley snarls as he grabs a chair, brings it around, and he makes Dax take a seat. Moxley rains down fists, then gets space to BOOT Dax in the face! Moxley shoves Dax down, covers, TWO! Moxley puts a chair in the ring, but Dax SMAC KS Moxley with a trash can lid! Yuta CHOPS Cash, Dax and Mox get in the ring. Mox JAMS Dax up with the chair, then scoops him to SLAM him on the chair! Dax writhes, Moxley goes looking for stuff, and Yuta gets in the ring.
Moxley brings out quite a few things while Yuta SMACKS Dax on the back with that chair! Yuta soaks up heat, then aims again, to SMACK Dax back down! Yuta pretends he hit a home run. Moxley brings in various tools, such as hammers and pliers! The fans go wild seeing those, but Cash CLOBBERS Moxley! Cash goes up, and he FLYING LARIATS! Cash rains down fists, then he DECKS Yuta! Cash rallies on the Death Riders, then TOSESS Yuta out! Cash stomps away on Moxley. The fans fire up as Cash LARIATS Yuta on the apron! Cash rips his shirt away, and he uses it to CHOKE Yuta! BUT MARINA SHAFIR POSTS CASH!
The fans boo as The Problem makes herself known, and then Moxley is going after Dax with the pliers! He wants those teeth, but Dax fights, so Moxley PULLS on Dax’s nose! The fans freak out and tell Moxley he’s sick, but Collision goes to picture in picture!
Dax fights free of the pliers and goes to a corner, but Yuta is on him with CLAWS to the face! The ref reprimands but Yuta stops when he wants to stop. Yuta grins while he soaks up heat, and Moxley stands Dax up to use the pliers on a finger! The ref can again only reprimand as Moxley & Yuta make Dax suffer! Moxley then grabs a chair, and he JAMS Dax up in the corner. Moxley CHOKES Dax with the chair, then wedges the chair into the corner. Yuta throws hands on Dax, then he and Moxley whip Dax into the chair! Dax falls in a heap, the chair clattering with him, and Yuta WRECKS Cash with a dropkick!
Moxley tells Marina to keep on Cash, and she CLAWS Cash’s face! Dax returns to throw hands with Moxley, but Moxley pokes Dax in the face with the pliers! Yuta goes after Chas, Moxley digs the hammer into Dax’s forehead and eyes! Yuta SLAMS the ladder down on Cash’s back! Dax fights back on Moxley, but Yuta attacks! They mug Dax, then Yuta DDTS Dax onto the trash can lid! Moxley goes out to grab the ladder, and Yuta whips Cash into railing. Cash goes down in a heap while Moxley brings the ladder into the ring. The ladder is put along the top rope, then he and Yuta whip Dax! Dax ducks the ladder, comes back and CLOBBERS the Death Riders!
Dax fires hands on Moxley, then grabs the ladder. He simply puts it on the middle rope now, and he whips Yuta. Yuta reverses, and Dax hits the ladder hard! Dax writhes, the ladder falls out of the ring, and Collision returns to single picture. Yuta looms over Dax, digs his knees in, and Moxley brings out the mysterious black bag. Cash crawls in, Yuta stomps him, and Moxley pours out THUMBTACKS! The fans fire up again while Moxley & Yuta drag Cash up. They bring Cash over, then Yuta makes Dax watch! Moxley underhooks the arms, but Cash wrenches out, whips and POWERBOMBS Moxley onto the tacks!!
The fans go wild as Moxley suffers from his own violent desires! Cash then fires hands on Yuta! Yuta bails out but Cash goes to the apron. Cash drags Yuta up, and hits an APRON- NO, Yuta slips inside, fires hands, and he suplexes. Cash fights that, he and Yuta fight for control! Yuta ROCKS Cash, builds speed, but Cash slingshots. Yuta slides under, Cash keeps moving, and Cash DIVES! Down goes Yuta, but then Moxley has Cash! PARADIGM SHIFT to the floor! Moxley snarls, tells Marina to find him a table, and she points to which side of the ring it’s under. They bring the table out, and fans are torn. They like tables, but the hate the Death Riders!
Moxley puts the table in the ring, Yuta CHOKES Dax on ropes, then Yuta CLAWS Dax’s face! Moxley puts that table up in a corner, and Yuta fires hands on Dax. The fans rally for FTR, but Yuta throws more hands. Moxley talks trash on the fans but they boo. Yuta & Moxley reel Dax in, but Dax fights the double suplex! Dax then fires hands, CHOPS, and elbows! Moxley bails out, so Dax focuses on Yuta! Dax has Yuta in a corner an drains down hands fast ‘n’ furious! The fans fire up as Dax goes way past ten! Dax then brings Yuta around, suplexes, and BRAINBUSTER! Yuta writhes, the fans rally for FTR, but Moxley slithers in with some kind of tow hook!
Dax kicks low! Dax UPPERCUTS, then takes the hook! LOW BLOW WITH THE HOOK!! Dax has Moxley by the shorthairs, but Marina LOW BLOWS Dax! She’s got an iron claw herself, and then clamps on a SLEEPER! Dax is fading, but then he gets a second wind! Dax BACKPACK SENTONS through the table!! Dax just took care of The Problem and the fans are thunderous! They cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving them this match! But Moxley hauls Dax up, reels him in, and he has a chair at the ready! But Dax backdrops him! Moxley sunset flips, Dax sits on the cover, TWO! Moxley gets free, but Dax kicks low! FULL METAL PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!!
Moxley survives and Dax grows frustrated. Dax hobbles around, then has Moxley’s legs! SHARPSHOOTER!! Moxley endures as Dax sits back on the hold! The fans rally, but now CLAUDIO is here! The fans boo as the Swiss Cyborg suplexes Dax off of Moxley! Claudio reels Dax in, but Dax backdrops free! And LARIATS Claudio up and out! But Moxley hits a CUTTER!! Moxley sets the chair up, and runs, FULL METAL CURB STOMP!! Cover, CASH BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but Yuta attacks Cash! Claudio joins in, this is even more of a handicap match now! The fans boo but Claudio drags Cash around.
Yuta keeps Cash down so Claudio can put the chair around Cash’s neck! The fans boo, but COPE & JAY WHITE are here! They fight Yuta and Claudio, and the Switchblade LARIATS Claudio out! Cope CLOBBERS Moxley on the outside, puts him back in, then things spill out towards commentary! They even get on the desk! Dax reels Yuta in, and Cash goes up the railing! MIND BREAKER PILEDRIVER through the table!!! Cover, FTR WINS!!
Winners: FTR, by pinfall
The Death Riders tried to tip the scales, but they underestimated how many enemies they have! But the brawl is still going as Claudio puts White in the ring! Cope has Moxley, White gets Claudio with a BLADERUNNER! The fans fire up as FTR now stand back up, and they join Cope & White in the ring! “This is Awesome!” as Moxley finds himself all alone! Cope tells Moxley to turn around. He does, and staggers into a SHATTER MACHINE! Then Cope adds the SPEAR!! Cope still isn’t done, he drags Moxley around and White says hold on a second. White brings in a chair and hands that to Cope! FTR sets Moxley up on the other chair, and the fans all know what this is!
But so does Claudio, and he drags Moxley out to safety! The fans boo, but Cope grins. He put out the challenge, and as it stands, March 9th could be the most violent match we’ve ever seen! Will Cope make sure the Maniac’s reign of terror ends with a Revolution?
My Thoughts:
A very good Collision, but they sure put in a lot of talking. I know this was prerecorded, and it obviously went up against the Royal Rumble, but seriously, this was a LOT of talking. They put in a lot of hype promos and vignettes for the coming weeks. I’m surprised they’re making the Atlanta Dynamite a “big” episode, but I did really like the promo from Swerve and Ricochet. For one, it’s just great that people in AEW and WWE are acknowledging Lucha Underground. And Ricochet also relating how the fans were rather fickle, and spun it as how he was always “pretending” to be a Face. It does work given how well he’s doing as this American Psycho style Heel. Swerve VS Ricochet for Atlanta is going to be awesome stuff, but I feel like shenanigans will happen to compel a rematch.
Toni Storm had a great promo, and I love that she thinks we had no idea that was her as “Rockstar” Toni Storm. But then Mariah May hyping up Storm VS Aminata is redundant and just filling time. At least Thunder Rosa’s promo kept in mind that Rosa VS Ford was happening. Willow and Kris having a promo here was a touch surprising, but at least they haven’t forgotten that story of Kris trying to redeem herself. Then Harley VS Taya was a really good match, and I figured Harley would finally get that first televised win here. Deonna throwing a fit was fitting, and Harley had a really funny Mone Muppet promo. Now, of course Mone wasn’t going to just say yes to Harley, maybe Harley forces Mone into it with a Title Eliminator situation.
Very good promos from Kyle and Briscoe to set up a singles match for next week’s Collision, but then it seems a bit too soon when we’ve got Kyle & Konosuke VS Buddy & Brody. I did really like the promo Buddy and Okada had, though, with Buddy again punking Okada there. Obviously Buddy VS Okada is going to be happen, and I would think it’s for Grand Slam. Perhaps after next week’s Dynamite, Okada tries to punk Buddy in return, only for Buddy and him to fight, compelling the Continental Championship match. And even if Buddy loses, he will look awesome against Okada, maybe helping build Buddy up towards a different singles title reign.
Good promo from Lio & Action to talk trash on Dante & Darius, and a good, quick vignette from Hologram. Hologram will surely get right back into the mix once he’s back, and he’d also make a great challenger to some midcard titles. We got a really good promo from each part of the TNT Championship Triple Threat, and that was one of the best Triple Threats I’ve seen in a long time, especially when you consider the creativity from these three as three of the best technical wrestlers today. Plus, they did an incredible job with that finish, where Garcia turns things around on Lee and Kyle misses breaking it. The Trios Triple Threat we’re getting will be great, too, but I feel like Undisputed Kingdom wins that.
Very good promo from The Outrunners to hype up their tag match, and that was a really good tag match. The Learning Tree of course had to cheat, though, but then great save by Bandido. He is over his concussion that he unfortunately got when he returned in the first place, and clearly he’ll be challenging Jericho after all. I can only hope that Bandido VS Jericho happens for whatever return to cable television ROH will get, and then Bandido can win the title to make all the “Please Retire!” anti-Jericho fans happy. And even if there are fans who don’t really know Bandido, I would think beating Jericho would help them understand Bandido is that good.
Great opening tag from Joe & Hook VS Nick & Kip, and while of course Joe & Hook, of course Christian would beat them up as a sore loser. I almost thought Shibata was gonna hurry out there, but I guess The Patriarchy has to stand tall once before this feud is over. I’m sure the blowoff is a Six Man Tag, but a part of me wants Taz to dare Christian Cage to put up his Casino Gauntlet contract against either Joe or Hook. At the very least, not getting Joe VS Christian 1v1 before this is done feels like a wasted opportunity, so we gotta see that happen.
Great stuff with LFI’s reunion. Mortos of course destroys Adam Priest, but Caster showing up to do his first open challenge was good stuff. Rush demolishing Caster was also great, and I really hope this time, LFI does stuff that matters. If nothing else, can they get in on the story with the Death Riders just because of the Trios Championships? Rated FTR has said they don’t really disagree with the Death Riders, and I feel like LFI don’t even care what the Death Riders want, LFI just wants gold. And c’mon, Rush, Dralistico & Mortos VS Claudio, Pac & Yuta? That’s a killer 3v3 right there.
Now, speaking of the Death Riders, here’s where things were just a touch messy tonight. They’ve been showing us snippets of the Death Riders on Closeup with Renee Paquette, the AEW YouTube series. Did Cope not even watch the snippets they showed on TV? Because the first part of his promo made no sense when you consider Moxley out and out says he wants to “backfill AEW with a thousand Jon Moxleys,” aka he wants to mold the next generation in his image. Cope saying Moxley has no plan is now debunked. But being this is all a prerecorded episode, maybe Cope did that promo before knowing they were giving us Moxley’s promo on Dynamite.
That said, duh it’s gonna be Cope VS Moxley at Revolution. The Street Fight tonight was a lot of wild fun, and of course it got overbooked with Marina and Claudio helping out, to then cue Cope and Jay White countering that. Great win for FTR out of this, and good tease of Cope going for the Con-Chair-To. Going back to Christian Cage still having his Casino Gauntlet contract, it’d be so fitting if he chose to cash in on Cope at Revolution. Cope can win to “liberate” the world title, only for his archenemy to steal his moment and start us on a new Cope VS Christian rivalry through the Spring and Summer.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Will the Last Outlaw get his shot?
Jeff Jarrett wants one more run at the top, and that means winning the AEW World Championship! But he has to get through Claudio Castagnoli first!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Will Ospreay VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Ospreay wins.
- High Stakes: Jeff Jarrett VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins and denies Jarrett a title opportunity.
- Ricochet VS AR Fox; Ricochet wins.
- Jay White VS Wheeler Yuta; White wins.
- AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone VS Yuka Sakazaki; Mone wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Will Ospreay VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
Huntsville, Alabama fires up already as The Aerial Assassin clashes with The Machine! Will the Don Callis Family make sure the Grand Slam: Australia super tag team match does NOT happen? Or will there be no denying The Best Bout Bruvs their vengeance?
The bell rings and the fans fire up again. Callis grabs a mic, though, and that ruins the mood. Callis tells Ospreay he has something very important to say. Ospreay needs to take a good look at the tron. Omega is down! Callis laughs as someone has already beat up The Cleaner, and now Cage goes after Ospreay! The fans boo as Cage hammers away in the corner! Cage soaks up the heat, but Ospreay CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Cage knees low, whips Ospreay to ropes, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges then RAN- NO! Cage stops that, brings Ospreay up, but Ospreay fights free! Ospreay fires a shot but Cage ROCKS him!
Cage whips Ospreay to a corner, but Ospreay BOOTS in return! Ospreay goes up and FLYING RANAS! The fans fire up while Cage bails out. Callis doesn’t like that but Ospreay storms up to PLANCHA! Cage steps aside, and then he CLOBBERS Ospreay! The fans boo but Cage soaks up the heat. Cage storms up on Ospreay, scoops him, but Ospreay slips free to POST Cage! Ospreay refreshes the ring count, he fires hands on Cage, then he whips, only for Cage to block! Cage whips Ospreay, Ospreay goes up onto the barriers! Cage runs up, Ospreay ROCKS him, then BLOCK- NO! Cage stops the blockbuster to carry Ospreay around the way!
Cage marches with Ospreay up in the air, and Callis says put him down at his feet! Ospreay tries to fight free, but Cage keeps Ospreay up to then SLAM him down! Cage slides into the ring, argues with the ref, and that lets Lance Archer attack! Archer SMACKS Ospreay off the desk, and then Callis gets his own shots in! The fans boo but Callis goes back to his seat at commentary. Archer tells fans to shut up, but then Cage SMACKS Ospreay off the desk again! And gives him an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Ospreay writhes, Cage gives Callis a hug, and Callis says Cage is a stud! Cage goes back for Ospreay in the ring, and he hoists Ospreay up.
Cage RAMS Ospreay into the corner, RAMS him again, then hoists him up again. Cage runs Ospreay corner to corner to RAM him in again! Ospreay sputters but Cage stands him up. Ospreay CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Cage CHOPS in return! Cage whips Ospreay to CALF KICK! The fans boo but Cage soaks up the heat. Cover, ONE, but Cage clamps on a chinlock. Ospreay endures, fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! The fans fire up as Ospreay fires shots! Ospreay whips, Cage reverses, tilt-o-whirls, and BACKBREAKERS! Then a gut wrench and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Cage stays on him with a rain of fists!
Cage paces, taunts the fans, and looms over Ospreay. Cage drags Ospreay up, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS! Ospreay sputters, Cage whips him corner to corner, and Ospreay hits the buckles hard! Ospreay falls back, Cage covers, ONE!! Ospreay shows grit and the fans rally up. Cage drags Ospreay up, shoves him to ropes, and ROCKS him in the back! Cage clamps on a bearhug but Ospreay endures the squeeze. The fans rally, Ospreay reaches out, and Ospreay fires shots! Ospreay HEADBUTTS free, ROCKS Cage, but Cage ROCKS Ospreay! And CHOPS him again! Cage whips, Ospreay handsprings and NEURALIZER KICKS!
The fans fire up and Ospreay reaches out. Then Ospreay kips up and the fans cheer! Ospreay fires shots on Cage, whips him to ropes but Cage reverses. Ospreay grabs ropes to stop himself, then he KICKS in return! Cage fights the saido, CLUBS Ospreay on the neck, then whips him to a corner. Ospreay BOOTS Cage away, goes up, but Cage GAMANGIRIS! Cage goes up, but Ospreay slips under! Ospreay tucks Cage in to CHEEKY NANDOS! The fans fire up and Ospreay springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Cage survives and Ospreay grows frustrated, but the fans rally up again. Callis pounds the apron to coach Cage up.
Ospreay powers up the arm and the fans fire up! The elbow pad is off, but Cage UPPERCUTS, GAMANGIRIS, and GERMAN SUPELXES! Ospreay lands out, then he DUMPS Cage to the apron! Ospreay BOOTS Cage down, and he builds speed to SASUKE SPECIAL! Down goes Cage and the fans are thunderous! Ospreay drags Cage up, puts him in, and fans cheer “A E DUB!” for making this the opener! Archer creeps over, Ospreay sees him and the ref has him stay back, but Cage CLOBBERS Ospreay! Cage drags Ospreay to a corner, deadlift SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and the fans fire up!
Ospreay shakes his head while Cage huffs ‘n’ puffs. Cage drags Ospreay up to a fireman’s carry, F 5- RAN- NO!! Cage stops the counter, pops Ospreay up, but Ospreay slips out the back! HOOK KICK! Then Ospreay SWATS the lariat to HOOK KICK again! OSCUT- NO! Cage stops that to ripcord, ROLLING ELBOW and DISCUS LARIAT! Then a SITOUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives again and Callis is furious! The fans rally as Ospreay and Cage go to corners. Cage runs up, LARIAT, and then he has Ospreay on the apron again. Cage climbs, brings Ospreay to the very top, and he fireman’s carries Ospreay!
Fans freak out for the SUPER F5!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Archer SWATS it, but the ref sees that! The fans tell the ref to do it, Archer and Cage defend the innocence, and Cage reels Ospreay in. Ospreay RANAS Cage into Archer! Cage runs back up, Ospreay slips through the lariat to then lift and tuck! STYLES CLASH!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall
Callis is even more upset because his Murder Machines failed! Or did they? Because now Archer attacks Ospreay from behind! The fans boo, and then chant for “KENNY! KENNY!” but we saw Omega taken out by who knows! The Murder Machines DOUBLE LARIAT Ospreay, then they stand on Ospreay’s face! The fans boo more, but wait! Omega is still making his way out here? And with a chair! Omega dodges Archer, JAMS him up, and SMACKS him on the back! Then he CHUCKS the chair at Cage’s face!! Callis is furious, how is Omega up after what happened to him? Omega swings on Archer but Archer gets outta there!
Omega and Ospreay stand together against Archer, but Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita show up! Now the Callis Family mugs Ospreay & Omega 4v2! This is just like before, and the fans boo as Archer JAMS Omega with the chair! Konosuke scoops Omega, Kyle scoops Ospreay! BASTARD DRIVER AND TOMBSTONE IN SYNC!! The fans boo but Callis stands with his men. Omega tries to fight back but he just gets beat up more! We still don’t have an answer on who the newest Family member will be, but will Callis even need them if they can tear Omega & Ospreay apart before Grand Slam?
Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland.
Well, not quite, as Renee Paquette waits outside his locker room, hoping for a word about Ricochet’s threatening Prince Nana. Wait, Hangman Page barges through, and says no one is in there. Renee asks what Hangman is even doing, he says it is none of her business. Then can Hangman comment on Christopher Daniels announcing the end of his in-ring career? Nope, no time. But then Hangman literally bumps into MJF. These two stare down, but then Hangman moves on. MJF says unbelievable. The Cowboy walks around like he’s King S*it just because the fans like him. No matter what he does, Hangman did nothing wrong~!
But MJF even so much as breathes funny and it is all over for him. How hypocritical. MJF mutters to himself but Renee asks how he feels about Jeff Jarrett’s match where he could win a title opportunity with Moxley. Renee snaps MJF out of ranting to himself, and MJF apologizes, it’s the ADHD. But MJF is not gonna let anybody ruin his mood tonight. Because tonight, he proves his words aren’t just beautiful poetry but prophecy. Tonight, Double J learns that as MJF said, you’re better off making a deal with The Devil than defying him. Jarrett learns that the hard way when he goes out there alone to face one of the most dangerous men AEW has to offer in the man-horse, Claudio Castagnoli!
And that is all because of Jarrett’s narcissism, and his refusal of MJF’s sweetheart deal. MJF has a new offer, and unfortunately for Jarrett, it is one he can’t decline. It goes like this: The Last Outlaw’s Last Ride! Ain’t that great? MJF grins, but will he have to eat his words when Jarrett finds a way to defeat the Swiss Cyborg?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs speaks.
“Unfortunately, Big Bill, I wasn’t cleared to travel to Dynamite tonight. But just as we went off that stage on Collision, I told we’re going to Hell. When I’m cleared to come back, I’m gonna show you that Hell is just the beginning.” When and where will The Book of Hobbs finish this chapter with The Redwood?
High Stakes: Jeff Jarrett VS Claudio Castagnoli!
Well, just as the Wolf of Wrestling said, The Last Outlaw is going up against the Death Rider’s workhorse, all for his shot at Jon Moxley and the AEW World Championship! Will Double J win here to go on to “the big one?” Or is this where Jarrett’s ride ends?
The bell rings and the fans rally up for Jarrett. Jarrett and Claudio tie up, go around, go along ropes, and end up in a corner. The ref counts, Claudio lets off slowly, but then takes a swing! Jarrett avoids the cheap shot to UPPERCUT Claudio! Claudio headlocks, Jarrett powers up and out, but Claudio runs him over! Things keep moving, Jarrett drops down then arm-drags! And HIP TOSSES! Jarrett whips, JAPANESE ARM-DRAGS, and the fans fire up! Jarrett puts Claudio in a corner, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, but Claudio stops Jarrett at 4 to then atomic drop! Claudio runs, and he LARIATS Jarrett down! Cover, TWO!
Claudio argues with the ref but the count was fair. Claudio drags Jarrett up, reels him in, but Jarrett powers up to back drop free! But Claudio sunset flips, Jarrett rolls through, and Jarrett has the legs! FIGURE FOUR! The fans “WOO~!” while Claudio flails! Claudio crawls over to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Jarrett lets go fast, and the fans cheer while Claudio bails out. Jarrett waits on Claudio and the fans rally behind “DOUBLE J! DOUBLE J!” Claudio waves to the crowd? Oh, of course! Wheeler Yuta is here! The Decoder is dressed and ready for his match against Jay White, but he looks ready to go now if he has to!
Jarrett storms out and dares Yuta to do something, but the ref has Yuta stay back. Now Claudio waits on Jarrett in the ring, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
The ref has Jarrett leave Yuta alone, and he tells Yuta to stay back. Jarrett returns to the ring, dodges Claudio and puts him on ropes! Jarrett runs to then STRADDLE ATTACK! The fans cheer as Jarrett does the Fargo Strut, then runs back in, only for Yuta to warn Claudio! Claudio dodges and TOSSES Jarrett out of the ring! The ref keeps Claudio from going out there, but that lets Yuta attack Jarrett! Yuta gets away with it all and Claudio goes out the side. Claudio SMACKS Jarrett off the barriers, then stalks him around the way. Claudio then lifts Jarrett to hit SNAKE EYES off railing! Claudio puts Jarrett in the ring and clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH!
Jarrett endures while Claudio thrashes him around. Jarrett fights up, fires body shots, but Claudio HOTSHOTS him on ropes! Jarrett sputters, Claudio kicks him out to the floor, and again the ref keeps Claudio in the ring. Yuta creeps up, but the ref senses him this time! Yuta backs off, Claudio goes out, and Claudio puts Jarrett in the ring. Claudio tells the ref not to worry about Yuta, but then Jarrett fires body shots! Jarrett ROCKS Claudio, fires more shots, but Claudio BOOTS him down! And hits a LEG DROP, brother! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps onto Jarrett with a chinlock and grinds him down while Dynamite returns to single picture.
The fans rally as Jarrett fights to his feet. Jarrett fires body shots, then powers Claudio to a corner. Jarrett whisp corner to corner but Claudio reverses, then follows in for an UPPERCUT! Snapmare and cover, TWO! Jarrett toughs it out and the fans rally some more. Claudio grabs the legs, but Jarrett kicks him away! Claudio comes back to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Jarrett stays in this and the fans cheer, but Claudio gives scuffing, mocking kicks. Claudio whips but Jarrett catches him for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up and both men stand. Claudio fires hands on Jarrett, then UPPERCUTS!
Claudio UPPERCUTS again and Jarrett staggers around. Claudio UPPERCUTS, Jarrett HAYMAKERS! They go back and forth, the fans cheer Jarrett but boo Claudio. Jarrett gets the edge but Claudio kicks low! Claudio winds up to UPPERCUT, but Jarrett DECKS him in return! The fans fire up with Jarrett and he swings more shots and even some KICKS! Jarrett trips Claudio, steps through, but Claudio BOOTS him away! Claudio runs up in the corner again, but Jarrett dodges! Claudio is stuck, Jarrett kicks at the free leg! Claudio hobbles around but Jarrett winds up, only for Claudio to block! Jarrett aims, but Claudio ducks the enzigiri!
Claudio grabs both legs, for the GIANT SWING!! Claudio goes around and around, but can only manage half a dozen rotations because of the damage to his own leg! Claudio steps through on Jarrett and turns him over, SHARPSHOOTER! The fans boo but Jarrett endures! Jarrett reaches out while Claudio sits deep! Yuta tells Jarrett to just tap out, but the fans rally! Jarrett powers up, pushes back, and he has Claudio’s legs! Jarrett has the SHARPSHOOTER! Jarrett does this for Owen! Claudio endures, but Yuta slides a chair in! Yuta then distracts the ref, Jarrett lets Claudio go, and Jarrett DECKS Yuta!
The fans cheer, but Claudio grabs the chair! The ref ushers Yuta out, but Jarrett dodges the chair! Jarrett wrenches Claudio, reels him in, but MOXLEY is here!! The Maniac hits a PARADIGM SHIFT!! The fans boo but Moxley & Yuta bail out so that Claudio can hook Jarrett up! GOTCH NEUTRALIZER!! And then he hauls Jarrett up again, GOTCH NEUTRALIZER AGAIN!! Cover, Claudio wins!
Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall (denies Jeff Jarrett a world title match)
Marina Shafir is also ringside now, just to hold up the briefcase that holds the world title. The Death Riders screw Double J over, but it took almost ALL of them to do it! Is this a sign that they fear Double J’s grit and determination? As for the Last Outlaw, he slowly sits up from taking all those big shots, the fans cheering him on. Jarrett thanks the fans, but here comes MJF… Jarrett sighs while he struggles to stand up, and MJF struts out here with another stupid grin on his face. MJF goes right to the ring, mic in hand, and he tells Jarrett, “I just wanted to come out here to say…” HE CLOBBERS JARRETT WITH THE DYNAMITE DIAMOND RING!!
The fans boo as MJF grins again and stands over Jarrett. MJF picks the mic back up to say, “As you know, I truly respect my elders. And that’s precisely why I’m not gonna say I told you so.” MJF leaves Double J behind, but will the Scumbag actually man up and go for gold? Or is he just going to wait it out while The Maniac continues his reign of terror?
Backstage interview with Ricochet.
Renee is with the One & Only and says earlier today, she tried to get a word with Swerve Strickland, but he is nowhere to be found. But she has been informed that should Swerve interfere in Ricochet’s match tonight, Swerve will effectively forfeit the match the two of them were set to have next week in Atlanta. Really? Ricochet likes that. Because finally, Swerve is out of Ricochet’s business. Well, Renee knows Ricochet has a lot he wants to get off his chest, so what’s on his mind? Ricochet says no, no, we aren’t doing this right now. Look at how Ricochet is dressed. Does she take him for some kind of hoodlum?
No, they will do this in a more formal setting this Saturday on Collision. As for tonight, “the powers that be” have decided to further bully Ricochet by putting him in a match against AR Fox one week before one of the biggest matches in Ricochet’s career. So if you don’t mind, let him take care of that situation real quick. Renee wishes him luck but he says no need. The music hits and Ricochet makes his entrance. Will Dynamite be #OuttaThisWorld? Or will it be the Whole Fox’n Show?
Ricochet VS AR Fox!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Ricochet is annoyed already and he talks trash on Huntsville. Ricochet and Fox circle, tie up, and Ricochet pulls hair to put Fox in a corner. The ref counts, the fans boo, but Ricochet lets off to then shove Fox. Ricochet eggs Fox on, Fox runs up, and Fox gets around to headlock. Ricochet powers up and out, Fox RUNS Ricochet over, then keeps moving. He RUNS Ricochet over again, then ducks a lariat to hit a headlock takeover. Ricochet rolls that to a cover, ONE and Fox holds onto the headlock. The fans cheer but Ricochet fights around. Ricochet fights up, fires body shots, then powers out.
Fox goes up the corner, Ricochet stops the rana but Fox mule kicks and FLYING STUNNERS! Ricochet staggers, Fox suplexes, SPINNING BRAINBUSTER! Ricochet tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up. Fox feeds off that energy, then builds speed to FLY! Direct hit on Ricochet and the fans fire up again! Fox then whips Ricochet into barriers, runs in, and BOOTS Ricochet! The fans fire up while Ricochet staggers away. Fox bumps Ricochet off the barriers, CHOPS him, and then high-fives fans. Fox CLUBS Ricochet, has him on the apron and climbs up to join him. Fox fireman’s carries, but Ricochet slips into the ring!
Ricochet shoves Fox, then APRON HIP TOSSES him! Fox writhes on the floor while Ricochet soaks up the heat, Ricochet builds speed, but rolls to a stop and taunts the fans for thinking he’d give them something. The fans boo but Ricochet soaks it up, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ricochet talks trash on the fans, goes out to fetch Fox, and DECKS him with a right! Ricochet whips Fox hard into railing, then soaks up more heat. Ricochet brings Fox up and puts him in the ring. Ricochet slingshots to KNEE-BOARD SENTON! Ricochet taunts the fans more, then stomps Fox down. Ricochet stomps away at the ropes, Fox bails out of the ring, but Ricochet pursues. Fox kicks but Ricochet blocks to CHOP! Fox staggers away, slips into the ring, but Ricochet stalks him. Fox snarls and he CHOPS! Fox fires hands, but Ricochet UPPERCUTS him down! Ricochet runs to UPPERCUT Fox in the back!
Ricochet then runs and BASEMENT UPPERCUTS! Ricochet soaks up more heat, then clamps onto Fox with a motorcycle stretch! Fox endures the knee in his back while Ricochet pulls on the arms. Fox fights, stands, and fires body shots! But Ricochet CLAWS Fox’s back! Ricochet puts Fox in the corner, CLAWS his back again, then tells the ref to back off. Ricochet stands Fox up to CHOP! Ricochet RAMS into Fox, ROCKS him with a forearm, then snapmares him into a chinlock. Ricochet again digs his knee into Fox’s back, but Fox endures while the fans rally. Dynamite returns to single picture as Fox fights up.
Fox fires hands, runs, but into a DROPKICK! The fans boo but Ricochet tells them to shut up. Cover, TWO! Ricochet ELBOWS Fox in the head, then DECKS him! Ricochet stand Fox up but Fox fires forearms! Ricochet wobbles, Fox runs, but Ricochet SPINEBUSTERS Fox down! Ricochet scuffs Fox, and the fans boo as he pretends to be The People’s Champion! Ricochet runs to drop the PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fox survives but Ricochet reels him in. Ricochet suplexes, but Fox knees free! Fox fires forearms, Ricochet fires forearms back, and they both ROCK each other! And DOUBLE LARIAT!
Ricochet takes another swing, Fox dodges! Fox comes back, Ricochet dodges! DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide and both men are down! The fans fire up while both men stir. Ricochet staggers around, comes back, but Fox fires haymakers! Fox whips, Ricochet reverses, but Fox goes Matrix to dodge the lariat! Fox then ENZIGIRIS and Ricochet wobbles! Ricochet takes another swing, but Fox blocks! Fox wrenches, then he blocks a kick! FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Fox can’t believe it! The fans rally and Fox hauls Ricochet up. Fox tucks the arms but Ricochet slips out the back!
Ricochet ELBOWS Fox from the corner, then goes up, only for Fox to ENZIGIRI! Fox hits an ICONOCLASM, steps over and RIPCORD CUTTERS! Fox is right up top, 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives again and Fox is shocked! Ricochet crawls to the apron, “This is Awesome!” as Fox game plans. Fox drags Ricochet back in but Ricochet holds the ropes! Ricochet kicks free, but Fox has Ricochet in the ropes! Fox drags Ricochet up, fireman’s carries, but Ricochet still clings to ropes! Fox pulls Ricochet free, so now Ricochet grabs the ref! The ref reprimands, Ricochet lets go but Fox lets him down. RECOIL from Ricochet! Cover, TWO!!
Fox survives and now Ricochet is shocked! The fans fire up and Fox sputters back to life. But Ricochet locks ‘n’ loads, SPIRIT GUN!! And then the dragon sleeper, the VERTIGO!! Cover, Ricochet wins!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
That was indeed #OuttaThisWorld, but Fox gave as good as he got right to the end! But Ricochet brings out the golden scissors!? BUT WAIT! SWERVE IS HERE! Swerve trips Ricochet and throws him into the barriers! The fans fire up as Swerve fires off on Ricochet, then throw shim around ringside! And then into steel steps! Ricochet sputters and Swerve snarls, and then Swerve puts Ricochet in the ring. But then Ricochet uses Fox as a shield! Ricochet even has the scissors against Fox’s neck to threaten him like he did Nana! Swerve stands down and Ricochet retreats. But with one week to go, will Ricochet enter Swerve’s House only to NOT make it out in one piece?
AEW shares a snippet from Closeup with Renee Paquette.
We got a little taste on Saturday during Collision, now we get a little more as Renee asks Jon Moxley about the AEW World Championship itself. From the moment Moxley won it, he’s kept it hidden. First a garbage bag, now the briefcase. Why is it Moxley is essentially holding this title hostage? Moxley asks back why anyone needs to see the belt. What does anyone get out of it? Do they want to take a picture of it? Is this a petting zoo? Why does anyone need to see it when they don’t know anything about it? They don’t understand it on any level. They don’t understand what a world championship means, what it is about, what it takes to be a world champion.
Moxley IS the AEW World Championship! He is the living definition of what it is to be a champion. Want to see it? Take a look at it, because it’s right here. HE is the AEW World Championship, it lives here. It isn’t something you hold, it isn’t something you show off, it isn’t something you take pictures with. It lives in the heart! It has to be cultivated, grown, forged in the white hot fires of struggle and combat. And as we heard from Collision, Moxley is trying to build a THOUSAND Moxleys! He wants to backfill AEW, so that means he must put them through what he went through, and maybe even worse.
The Maniac’s reign of terror is much deeper than we knew. But will it ever come to an end?
The Learning Tree speaks.
Chris Jericho says, “Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute, coming to you live this week from Huntsville, Alabama, home of the Crimson Toad.” Bryan Keith adds, “ROLL TOAD!” Jericho says a lot is going on with The Nueve, like his new movie, Dark Match, premiering in theaters and on Shudder this Friday night. It’s violent, it’s gory, it’s fun, just like The Learning Tree! But speaking of violent, we also saw last week on Collision, Big Bill took out Will Hobbs! Tells us about it, Redwood! Bill says what “LT” said last week really struck a chord with him. It is one thing for Bill to share the teachings of Jericho with the world, but it’s another to put those words into action.
Bill feels now that he understands Jericho’s words in a way that he never did before. He feels… Stronger. Jericho says yes, when he hears Bill say that, it makes Jericho very proud. Jericho is very proud… of himself, for being such a great mentor! And Jericho told Bill to take out Hobbs, but permanently. Bill didn’t do that, so Bill will have to work a little bit harder next time. But Bill will get that chance again this Saturday, as Jericho & Bad Apple Bryan Keith take on those other heathens who beat them in that 12 Man Tag at Maximum Carnage, The Outrunners! Jericho says the Outrunners claim to have been around for decades, but Jericho’s never seen them anywhere but AEW, EVER!
Keith says that’s a Mandela Effect! Jericho says this Saturday, The Youngest Men Alive get taught a lesson from the smartest men alive, and Big Bill will make Jericho proud for real this time. That’s all! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~! Jericho’s cocky smile turns into a sneer, but will he and Keith really bring down Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum? Or will the Learning Tree get a Total Recall?
Jay White VS Wheeler Yuta!
The Switchblade has been after The Death Riders for months now, and he especially owes The Decoder for all the underhanded ways he’s gotten involved in White’s title matches. Will Yuta learn to Breathe with the Switchblade? Or will he just ruin another night for Jay White?
White is wary as he puts his jacket aside. Yuta runs up, but White catches him to a clinch! BLADE- NO, Yuta slips free and bails out! White taunts Yuta, Yuta says the bell hasn’t even rung! Oh, he’s one to talk about playing fair! The ref has White back up and Yuta slowly steps back into the ring. The fans chant “YUTA SUCKS! YUTA SUCKS!” The bell rings now, but Yuta bails out again. The fans boo but Yuta takes his time coming back. White says it’s fine, he’s got time. Yuta paces, the ring count hits 5 of 10, and Yuta steps in again. They tie up, Yuta headlocks but White slips out to headlock in return.
Yuta pulls hair to put White in a corner but the ref counts. The fans boo, Yuta lets go, but White pulls Yuta’s beard! The fans cheer, the ref reprimands, but White brings Yuta around. Yuta breaks free but White CHOPS him! White takes another swing, Yuta ducks and wrenches the other arm to then wristlock. White spins, Yuta wrenches, repeat, but then White rolls. White wrenches and spins Yuta to CHOP it down! The fans cheer while White grabs a leg. White pushes the leg down to sit Yuta up, and White CHOPS Yuta down again! And again! White pushes the leg down a third time, Yuta stays down, so White stomps him!
Yuta sputters, sits up, and White CHOPS him yet again! Yuta goes to a corner, White brings him around, but Yuta kicks. White blocks, and CHOPS! White whips, Yuta reverses but White reverses back to CHOP! White runs, sniffs out the backdrop and KICKS Yuta! White whips, then BACKDROPS Yuta! The fans cheer, Guns Up for the Huntsville Gold Members! Yuta avoids the chop, comes back, but White pops Yuta up to sit on the top rope! The fans cheer while Yuta clutches his death rider, and then White CHOPS him to the floor! Yuta crawls, White goes out after him, and White CHOPS Yuta again! The fans “WOO~!” while Yuta sputters.
White refreshes the ring count, drags Yuta up and SMACKS him off the barrier! White refreshes the count yet again, and fans want more! White SMACKS Yuta off the barriers again! The ref wants this in the ring, White says give him a minute, but Yuta dropkicks White’s leg! Yuta goes to the apron, but White yanks him down! White swings, Yuta dodges, and he drop toeholds White into the apron! White sputters and wobbles, Yuta SHOVES him into steel steps! White falls back, Yuta argues with the ref, and then Yuta SLAMS White’s leg into the steel steps! And he does it again! The ring count climbs again, but Yuta drags White around.
Yuta traps White’s leg in the frame of the ring! Yuta STOMPS the leg! The fans boo but Yuta pushes White into the ring. White rolls away, clutching that knee, but Yuta stalks him. White CHOPS, but Yuta stomps White! Yuta hooks the leg, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Yuta keeps White down with a leglock, and he drops a KNEE on the knee! White endures while Yuta keeps the leg trapped. Yuta flexes while soaking up the heat, but White pulls hair. Yuta steps through for a spinning toehold! White endures, Yuta mocks the clapping, but White KICKS at Yuta with his free leg. Yuta GROUND DRAGON SCREWS White!
White crawls away to the ropes, goes to the apron, but Yuta kicks him to the floor. Yuta goes out but White CHOPS him down! The fans fire up, but Yuta trips White! Yuta SLAMS the bad leg into the LED barriers! And though Excalibur said it a few seconds ago, now Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Yuta drags White around the way, puts him back in the ring, and he pushes White to a cover. TWO, but Yuta keeps White down for another cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Yuta is annoyed, White CHOPS him but Yuta SLAPS White! Yuta has the toehold and twists the foot. White CLAWS Yuta’s back but Yuta TWISTS the ankle! Yuta steps through for another toehold, then ties the legs up in a deathlock! Yuta stands and taunts White. White grabs Yuta’s beard, but Yuta breaks free to bridge back! White endures, reaches out, and he crawls around. Yuta taunts White to go for the ropes, and White flails as he inches closer.
White fights and fights, and finally has the ROPEBREAK! Yuta mockingly applauds while the ref counts, and Yuta lets the leglock go at 4. Yuta stomps White, has him in the corner, and then he puts the bad leg on the ropes. Yuta stands on the bad leg, the ref counts, and Yuta steps off at 4. Yuta argues with the ref, but White stands up to CHOP! White hobbles Yuta CHOPS him in return! White flops into the corner, but he CHOPS in return! Yuta ROCKS White with a forearm, then stalks him along the ropes. White stands to ROCK Yuta! White hobbles as he storms up on Yuta, and Yuta ROCKS White back!
Dynamite returns to single picture, White CHOPS again, but Yuta KICKS the bad leg! White flops against the ropes and Yuta mocks the fans. White comes back to CHOP! The fans rally, Yuta storms up, but White CHOPS again! White roars, the fans fire up, but Yuta kicks the bad leg! White falls back, Yuta mocks the roar, then he storms up on White in the corner. Yuta hoists White up to the top rope, “YUTA SUCKS!” but he CLAWS White’s eyes! Yuta climbs up behind White, but White fights the lift! White CLUBS Yuta again and again, then ELBOWS him! Yuta falls off the corner, White slips down, and White swings.
Yuta dodges, but White blocks the kick! DRAGON SCREW! Now Yuta hobbles around, and White is on Yuta in the corner! White puts Yuta up top, climbs up the ropes, but Yuta fires body shots! Yuta BITES White’s forehead! White drops back, the ref reprimands, but Yuta hops down. White LARIATS in the corner! And then he hoists Yuta back up! White climbs to the very top, and hits a SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO! Yuta stays in this but White is focused. Both men stand, White storms up on Yuta, and White JABS, JABS, and CHOPS! Then JAB! JAB! CHOP! White reels Yuta in to clinch, but Yuta fights with forearms!
White KNEES low, clinches again, URE- NO, Yuta arm-drags to a lateral press! TWO and White has a ghost pin! TWO, both men stand, and Yuta swings! White catches him, spins him to the SLEEPER, but Yuta spins free and CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Yuta then clamps on and turns White over, HALF CRAB! The fans boo but Yuta pulls on that leg! White endures, reaches out, and fights to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Yuta lets go, shouting, “I have ’til five!” Yuta acts like he’s Bryan Danielson here, then he goes back to White. Yuta drags White up, wrenches and lifts, but White fights free!
White hobbles on the bad leg, Yuta runs up to KICK the leg out! The fans boo but Yuta hits the PAIN THRILLER! Cover, TWO!! White survives and Yuta is frustrated, but Yuta clamps onto White with HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! White glares at Yuta, blocks a shot, and then arm-drags free! Yuta comes back, into the URENAGE! Both men are down but the fans rally behind White, White drags himself up with ropes, drags Yuta up into the clinch, but Yuta slips free! Schoolboy, with tights! TWO!! White CHOPS Yuta, Yuta rewinds in the ropes and slips around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!!
White escapes, Yuta is furious, and Yuta hurries right to a corner! Yuta climbs, even with his own bad leg, and he DIVING- NO, he has to roll through as White dodges. Yuta ELBOWS White away, then powers up the leg! Yuta runs in, BUSAI- NO, White catches Yuta outta the air, BLADERUNNER!! Cover, White wins!
Winner: Jay White, by pinfall
White snatches that one away in the blink of an eye, but he isn’t done! White stands Yuta up again, for another BLADERUNNER! The fans want that “One More Time!” so White says why not! White hobbles back to Yuta, but here comes Moxley & Marina! White sees The Maniac on the apron, but then Claudio slips in from behind! Claudio CLOBBERS White, and now he and Moxley stomp away on White! Yuta flounders, but here comes Rated FTR!! Cope, Dax & Cash run The Death Riders off, but Moxley grins as he dares Cope to come get him. Cope helps White up, and Dax gets a mic.
“It’s a little different, huh? It’s a little different because it’s even, it’s an even fight right now. Death Riders, I know how you operate. And here’s the thing, I don’t hate how you operate. But what I do hate is when you try to end a 67-year-old man who is my idol, Ricky Morton. That’s what I got a problem! Right now, tonight, one of my favorite wrestlers of all time, one half of the greatest tag team, The Midnight Express, Dennis Condrey, is here! In Dennis Condrey’s name, on Collision, FTR VS The Death Riders, in a Midsouth Street Fight!” The fans like the sound of that! Dax says, “See y’all there.” Will the Top Guys make sure The Death Riders finally get what they deserve?
Renee Paquette is on stage.
She welcomes out the AEW Women’s World Champion, Mariah May! The Glamour walks out on stage, says it is great to be in Huntsville, “but looking around, maybe we should change the first letter to a C?” The fans get what she means, but Renee moves things along. We have seen the metamorphosis of “Timeless” Toni Storm, who Mariah will be defending the title against at Grand Slam: Australia. Mariah seemed a bit shaken- Oh, wow, we’re doing this? Toni Storm playing the part of Toni Storm, the RETURN~ of Toni Storm! This isn’t real, Renee! None of it is! Toni Storm is NOT real! Mariah then snatches the mic from Renee while the fans chant “TONI! TONI!”
Mariah scowls at the fans, then says, “You want to play the role of Toni Storm? Okay, why don’t you play the Toni Storm who gave her heart to a woman who used her for her gold? No, no, why don’t you play the Toni Storm who’s most memorable moment was bleeding and crying in my hands?” The fans boo but Mariah says maybe Toni should play the Toni who walked out of Wembley Stadium and Japan and Mexico, because she couldn’t touch Mariah. Mariah smirks while fans boo, and Mariah says Toni can play whatever Toni she’d like, because the ending stays the same. Mariah doesn’t need to rope play. When you’re this good, you don’t need to change a thing.
Mariah says, “I am the Woman From Hell, and I always will be. And I will remind you for the rest of your life. Look now and never forget, for this is your AEW Women’s World Champion!” Mariah holds up the title, but with just over two weeks left, will she lose it all to the woman she took it all from?
AEW checks on on The Gunns.
Austin & Colten have been watching from home, looking back on their rise to the top, and working on making it back. When and where will it be #GunnsUp again?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
On top of Jericho & Keith VS The Outrunners, we will see Samoa Joe & Hook team up against Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian! Will The Patriarchy’s “sons” be able to stop the Samoan Submission Machine and the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil? Then, after hearing Mariah speak tonight, “Timeless” Toni Storm will give her response! And then, after the tense stare downs from last week’s Homecoming, Daniel Garcia is putting up his TNT Championship in a Triple Threat! Kyle O’Reilly and Lee Moriarty are stepping up, but will either of them take this title from Red Death?
The Hurt Syndicate speaks.
Montel Vontavious Porter says, “Normally, we would gloat. But we’re gonna celebrate. First, because we’re classy gentlemen who conduct business, I would like to recognize the former AEW Tag Team Champions, Private Party. Zay, Quen, they’re warriors, they fought hard. It wasn’t their fault they ran into the most devastating tandem in ALL of professional wrestling. These tag team titles are going to stay here as long as we want them. We are putting everyone on notice. The All Mighty, Bobby Lashley. The Standard of Excellence, Shelton Benjamin. Hurt Syndicate will accept any challenge from any challenger. Any time, any place.
“We are the Hurt Syndicate, and we hurt people.” Then who will dare step up against this dangerous and powerful pair?
The Don Callis Family speaks.
Don Callis himself says, “We are the true one-percenters of professional wrestling.” Konosuke Takeshita is not only the AEW International Champion, he is the NEVER Openweight Champion after defeating Shingo Takagi at WrestleKingdom 19 and Tomohiro Ishii at WrestleDynasty. They will do what they do everywhere in the world, whatever ring they step into, and win 1-2-3! Will that be the case when AEW arrives in Australia?
The Vendetta speak.
Taya Valkyrie has the cameraman come in close. “Moments from now, we’re gonna witness Mercedes Mone defend her TBS Championship VS Yuka. UGH!” Deonna Purrazzo says, “We both know that could have been me, it should have been me, and it would have been me, if it wasn’t for Harley Cameron.” Taya says Harley loves sticking her “balloons” where they don’t belong, and Deonna says this world wasn’t built for women like them. That is why they must TAKE what they deserve. So Harley, now you belong to The Vendetta. Saturday Night Collision, they are coming to collect. The Virtuosa then dismisses the cameraman, will Harley pay for doing the right thing?
AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone VS Yuka Sakazaki!
The CEO may be the FOUR-BELT BOSS, but she is still up for a challenge. She turned down Harley Cameron as Harley hasn’t won anything on AEW TV, ever. But then Harley made sure the Wrestling Magical Girl had a fair chance in Homecoming’s Fatal 4 Way last Saturday Night Collision. Will Yuka thank Harley for that by defeating Mone? Or will The CEO still be the Face of TBS?
The introductions are made, the AEW belt is raised, and we see if Mone holds onto the hardware!
The bell rings and the two circle. Mone and Yuka tie up, go around, and the fans are on Yuka’s side. Mone wrenches, wristlocks, but Yuka spins, wrenches, and wristlocks in return. Mone rolls, kips up, and wrenches to hammerlock. Yuka endures, fights up and spins around to top wristlock! Mone slips under but Yuka headlocks. Mone powers out to headlock in return, but Yuka powers up to power out. Mone RUSN Yuka over, soaks up the heat while she does her dance, but Yuka kips up! Yuka wags her finger, runs, and she jumps over the dropdown. Things keep moving, and Yuka RUNS Mone over! The fans cheer and Yuka does her own CEO dance!
Mone swipes, Yuka jumps it, and she snapmares Mone! Mone bridges up and snapmares Yuka, but Yuka bridges up! Mone shoves Yuka, but Yuka avoids the arm-drag! The fans cheer as Yuka body scissors, and she rolls Mone around and around, and around again! Cover, TWO! Mone escapes and then ducks a sliding lariat! Ghost pin, TWO! Mone CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” and Mone grins. Yuka swings, Mone blocks her and goes up, up, and then FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Mone dusts herself off while Yuka tumbles away. Yuka bails out, Mone builds speed, but Yuka blocks the basement dropkick! Yuka spins Mone around, then says neener-neener!
Mone kicks, Yuka ducks it, but Mone grabs Yuka by the hair! Mone says you wanna neener-neener HER?! Mone whips, Yuka goes up the apron and TIGER FEINT KICKS Mone down! The fans fire up with Yuka and she goes up the corner! Mone stands, Yuka aims, but Mone scrambles away! The fans boo and Yuka pouts. Yuka hops down while Mone wags her finger. Yuka goes to the apron, kicks, but Mone blocks! Mone trips Yuka, Yuka hits the apron, and then Mone goes up! METEORA to the floor! The CEO does her dance again, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mone soaks up heat while the ref checks Yuka. Yuka’s still in this, so Mone stands her up. Mone brings Yuka around the ring in a mocking victory lap, then THROWS her into the apron! Mone CHOPS Yuka, puts her in the ring, then covers, TWO! Yuka stays in this and Mone is frustrated already. Mone drags Yuka up, brings her around, and bumps her off buckles. Mone stomps a mudhole into Yuka, stands on her, then steps off as the ref counts. Mone runs back in, but she blocks Yuka’s boot! Yuka tries another kick, Mone blocks that, and Mone puts Yuka in the ropes. Mone ROCKS Yuka, then hits the STOCK DROP! Cover, TWO!
Yuka stays in this and Mone is annoyed. Mone storms back up on Yuka, drags her up by her hair, then scoops her, only for Yuka to slip free! Yuka has the arms for a motorcycle stretch, but then throws Mone down into a cover, TOW! Mone hurries to her feet and she DROPKICKS Yuka down! Yuka flounders, but she still kicks Mone from below. Mone stomps away on Yuka, drags her up and scoops again, for the SLAM! Mone kneels on the cover, TWO! Yuka stays in this but Mone stays on her by clamping on a chinlock. Yuka endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Mone THROWS Yuka down by her hair, then dusts herself off.
Mone soaks up more heat, KNEES Yuka in the back again and again and again, then puts her in the motorcycle stretch! Yuka endures, fights up to her feet, but Mone pushes her back down! Mone pulls on the arms but Yuka still endures! Yuka fights up, Mone cranks the arms, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Yuka still fights and the fans rally behind her. Yuka kicks Mone, ROCKS her, then fires more shots! Mone shoves Yuka, blocks a kick, and KNEES Yuka! Mone reels Yuka in, puts one out, and lifts Yuka, but Yuka RANAS Mone away! The fans fire up while Yuka goes to a corner. Mone runs in, but Yjka dodges! Mone crashes into buckles!
Mone falls back, hobbles up, and Yuka GAMANGIRIS! Yuka then springboards up, up, balances herself, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up again and Yuka brings Mone up. Yuka suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Mone stays in this but Yuka runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Mone survives again but Yuka keeps her cool. Yuka suplexes Mone again, but Mone slips free and spins Yuka around! Mone suplexes, Una Amiga! Then Dos Amigas! The fans boo but Mone hits THREE AMIGAS! Cover, TWO!! Yuka survives and Mone is frustrated. Mone shakes her head, drags Yuka around and stomps her down.
Mone steps on Yuka, heads for the corner, and fans boo as Mone climbs. Mone grins as she gives some Latina Heat, but Yuka is up! Yuka runs up to UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as Yuka climbs and fires forearms! The fans count along, Yuka hits TEN, and then brings Mone up! SUPERPLEX! Both women are down but the fans fire up! Yuka crawls her way over, covers, TWO!! Mone survives and Yuka grows a bit frustrated. Yuka drags Mone up, wrenches and hammerlocks, then she picks Mone up! MERRY-GO- NO! Mone slips free, Gory Especial, MONEY- NO!! Yuka lands out!! SUPERKICK!
Mone staggers around, Yuka wrenches and hammerlocks again! MERRY-GO-ROUND~ FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Mone still survives and now Yuka is angry! Mone crawls to a corner, Yuka runs in, but Mone ELBOWS her away! Mone goes up to get Yuka for DEADLY NIGHTSHADE! And then BACKSTABBER into the STATEMENT MAKER!! Yuka endures the crossface, reaches out, rolls Mone, TWO!! Mone swings, misses, and Yuka ROLLING ELBOWS! Mone drops to her knees, Yuka rolls her into the SEATBELT! TWO!! Mone escapes and goes back to a corner. Yuka runs up, blocks boots, and she puts Mone in the ropes!
Yuka ENZIGIRS, then DRAPING GERMAN SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous while Mone flounders! Yuka goes up the ropes, MAGICAL GIRL SPLASH onto knees!! Mone saves herself, cradles Yuka, TWO!! Yuka escapes, but Mone KNEES her in the face! And then a POWERBOMB! Mone flips Yuka over, hooks her into the Gory Especial, MONEY MAKER!! Cover, Mone wins!
Winner: Mercedes Mone, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
Mone got quite the fight from Yuka, but she not only holds onto this title, but she stays the FOUR BELT BOSS! Will anyone ever end The CEO’s world domination?
My Thoughts:
A great Dynamite here, and it moved rather smoothly. I can’t be sure, but it felt like there was less talking and more story told through action. Great opening match from Ospreay VS Cage, and they hit all the beats: Omega got attacked backstage; Ospreay still wins despite Archer and Callis getting involved; Don Callis Family beats Ospreay up; Omega makes the save; Don Callis Family still beats him and Ospreay up. I feel like the teaser of the “sixth man” was a little soon if Ospreay & Omega were still going to be on the defensive, but maybe we’ll see the reveal during the tag match for Grand Slam: Australia. It would certainly be a big moment for their newest “biggest show.”
Plus, great story intertwining, it was a bit like the AEW of old. Hangman looking for Swerve but not finding him, then bumping into MJF was good stuff. MJF of course talked smack on Jarrett before Jarrett VS Claudio, and Jarrett VS Claudio was some great stuff. But wow, Moxley needing to get involved to screw over Jarrett? I feel like Claudio could’ve just given Jarrett a low blow and it would’ve been the same. But I suppose Jarrett really being down and out gave MJF his opening to add on, which of course all but guarantees we’re getting MJF VS Jarrett, probably also for Grand Slam: Australia. Again, it’s AEW’s new big special, they’re not having MJF miss that.
Ricochet had a good promo getting all cocky because he thought he was safe, and then he had a great match against AR Fox. Swerve appearing from under the ring (at least I think that’s where he was, the cameras didn’t catch where he came from) was great, and he got to beat up on Ricochet a bit. Ricochet still got away before Swerve could truly stand tall, but this was the go-home to their match next week in Atlanta, and Swerve certainly has the edge on Ricochet. That would usually indicate Swerve loses, and I could see Ricochet cheating to do it. I feel like they could easily set a bigger, better match for Grand Slam, maybe even Revolution, we’ll have to wait and see.
Good snippet from that Moxley interview for Closeup, thought it didn’t add too much to what we got on Collision last week. White VS Yuta was a great match, and while White won, the Death Riders of course came out to go after him. That then of course brought out Rated FTR, but surprisingly no brawl. FTR putting out the challenge for the Midsouth Street Fight is good stuff, and that match will be some awesome stuff, and also hard to call. We also got a good vignette from The Gunns, so maybe we will get them returning to help White against the Death Riders, and then we can actually get a World Trios Championship already.
Good promo from Hobbs to explain why he couldn’t be here tonight, and this was surely legit given that wild fall off the stage in Daily’s Place. Any number of bumps, scrapes, bruises and such could’ve happened when crashing down through tables and hitting the ground, and Hobbs is still only just returning from injury, they can’t risk him getting injured again. Good “New York Minute” from The Learning Tree, but the highlight was Jericho’s continued condescending towards Big Bill. Bill really needs to turn on Jericho before this story is over, and I’d love if Bill also ranted about all the things Jericho got wrong about the USA while trying to be “The King of New York.”
Good promo from Mariah to respond to that confrontation with Toni Storm, and Toni’s promo on Collision will surely be good stuff. Good promo from Vendetta, I feel like whatever match they have with Harley should end up Harley’s win. Then Harley can throw that win in Mone’s face because she wants that title shot in Australia. Speaking of, awesome main event from Mone VS Yuka, probably one of Yuka’s best matches in AEW. But of course Mone won, she’s been going strong and probably will keep going until Kamille comes back or we get another crossover of AEW, NJPW and other partners, aka Forbidden Door: London.
My Score: 8.9/10
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